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Donald Drumpf

2026-03-19T02:14:25Z

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{{spoiler|he's starting world war 3 because israel told him to}}
{{achtung|HE RENAMED THE GULF OF MEXICO TO THE GULF OF AMERICA!!}}
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[[File:Trump is Putin.gif|right|thumb|It's me America, It's me America, it was me all along America, you all bought it, you all bought it hook, line and sinker.]]
[[File:trump underwear.jpg|right|thumb|45th and current President of the United States]]
[[File:First lady.jpg|right|thumb|First Lady, Melania Trump]]
[[File:Facemouths.jpg|right|thumb|THE ESSENCE]]
[[File:House of Tards.jpg|right|220px|thumb|The Best TV Show on Politics]]
[[File:Stoned Trump.jpg|right|thumb|220px|What made Trump run for president]]
[[File:Trump Fag.gif|right|220px|thumb|Why does he always sniff that microphone, oh nevermind]]

Donald Trump, '''[[Powerword|Donald Drumpf]]'''{{jew}} or '''Fuckface Von Clownstick'''{{nazi}}, is a dead animal toupee wearing, small-handed, pussy-grabbing, spoiled, retarded, moronic, draft-dodging, shameless, cheating, lying, good for nothing, attention whoring, bullshitting, illiterate, egotistical, maniacal, raping, perverted, godless, hypocritical, flip-flopping, indecent, greedy, jewish, loud-mouthed, son of orangutan sycophant who [[troll|somehow]] became the first American Not My President in 2016 by saying out loud in National Television what [[Republican|sub-human]] voters say out loud in private, and by gaslighting the nation. Somehow (see [[American|average voter IQ]]) he has convinced the masses that he wasn't running on contributions, even though he [https://www.opensecrets.org/pres16/contrib.php?cycle=All&id=N00023864&type actually was]. The rest of his campaign was literally his lending himself the money, self-funding, that is. Before becoming president he was known for inheriting a large sum of money and spending it on doomed projects, declaring bankruptcy, selling them, evading tax, and somehow making a profit. So guess what he will do with America? He will put his name all over it before running it into the ground and selling it to the Chinese in TPP 2.0, after which he'll retire to a South Florida like other [[Jews|real estate developers from Queens]]. 

In [[2016 Presidential Election|November 2016]], [[Amerifat]] handed its [[car]] keys to a total fucking dotard, mistakenly thinking he knew how to drive a country because he repeatedly said he's the best in the world, even though he drove multiple businesses into ditches and became indebted to the [[Russia]]n mob because they're the only ones who would loan him money. [[Protip]]: In [[Best Korea]], it's pronounced "Dotard Drumpf."

For the sake of clarity, we have divided up the life story of this meme into three chapters which are as follows:

*Before his rise to worldwide fame as a manbaby
*His Oscar-winning performance of a madmanbaby running for president
*Post awards ceremony where he now has to actually govern this great nation of ours

==Pre-election Era Donald Trump==

[[File:Trumpeatshisson.jpg|right|thumb|The inevitable fate of the American voter]]
[[Image:Trump_painting.jpg|right|thumb|From the Donald J. Trump collection.]]
[[Image:White genocide.jpg|right|thumb|White [[Jews|Genocide]]]]
[[Image:Trumpcream.jpg|right|220px|thumb|President Trump during his [[OM NOM NOM|daily routine]].]]
[[File:7-11 nevar forget.jpg|right|150px|thumb|{{archive|NsAAk|Oh yes he did}}]]

=== The Apprentice ===
President Trump's [[shitty|great]] reality television show is called ''The Apprentice''. The show also has a [[retarded]] brother called "The Celebrity Apprentice." This show has been home to many stars, including [[nigger|Lil' Jon]], [[Michael Jackson|La Toya Jackson]], and that one [[Fatman27183141|fat guy]]. President Donald Trump has also been seen extorting money from other contestants including rock singer [[food|Meatloaf]]. [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] [http://money.cnn.com/2015/09/14/media/arnold-schwarzenegger-apprentice-nbc/ is now hosting The Celebrity Apprentice] because even President Donald Trump's job has been stolen by an immigrant.

===Trump is not his real name===

Like two out of three [[White|Red-Blooded]] Americans, Donny's grandpa was originally a [[German]], but because he didn't want to pay taxes or serve in the military he fled to the USA with only the money he owed the Kaiser's government and his new slogan: Toll Macht Frei. But there was a problem when you are named Drumpf in 1885's USA, so he tried his luck in Canada instead. After returning to Germany to marry, only to return to Queens again grandpa Friedrich made a fortune in brothels and died from the Spanish Flu.
{{quote|For single men, the Arctic has excellent accommodations as well as the best restaurant in Bennett, but I would not advise respectable women to go there to sleep as they are liable to hear that which would be repugnant to their feelings – and uttered, too, by the depraved of their own sex|Yukon Sun}}

*The first Trump hotel was known for selling prostitutes and generating positive press reviews, a practice, and reputation that only improves with further Drumpf generations.
*Just like his grandpa, Donald is also known for tax evasion.
*His actual name is Drumpf, but he will be recorded in Chinese Annals as Te Lang Poo or 特朗>:(

===Bankruptcies===

*1991 - He had to sell his yacht, to pay off the debt on Taj Mahal casino, less than a year after its opening. [http://www.nytimes.com/1990/11/17/business/trump-47-million-short-gives-investors-50-of-his-prize-casino.html He was saved by billionaire Carl C. Icahn] - Trump declared Chapter 11 bankruptcy
*1992 - When he couldn't pay for Trump Plaza Hotel, so it had to be bought out by Citibank. - Trump declared Chapter 11 bankruptcy
*1999 - Trump-Maples marriage fails after an almost rape incident. Trump declared Chapter 11 Divorce.
*2004 - Couldn't afford the [http://www.nbcnews.com/id/6556470/ "crushing debt"] of Trump Hotels & Casino Resorts Inc. He went from 47% of the stakes to a measly 27% - Trump declared Chapter 11 bankruptcy
*2009 - Donnie was kindly asked to step down as the head of the board when Trump Entertainment Resorts couldn't pay a 53 million dollar bill. - The company was forced to declare Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Was bought by Carl C. Icahn, so Americans shouldn't be without jobs.
*2017 - America, when he spends all the money on the defense budget. Will declare a chapter 11 bankruptcy to the Chinese.

===Failed business ventures===

*1985 - The New Jersey Generals was a USFL team that Trump re-bought. His decision was so poor that not only did he destroy the team, he destroyed an entire league.
*1990 - Trump the Game was a Monopoly rip-off. It was brought back in 2005, to [http://www.amazon.com/Hasbro-Trump-Game-TRUMP-the/dp/B0002CEXOU meh reviews].
*1992 - Trump Shuttle where he managed to lose [http://viewfromthewing.boardingarea.com/2015/10/07/how-donald-trump-bought-and-lost-an-airline/ $100 million. ]
*2007 - Trump Mortgage was led off by this immortal comment: "I think it's a great time to start a mortgage company ... who knows about financing better than I do?". It was right before the housing market crash. Well done, Nostradamus.
*2007 - Trump Steaks were discontinued almost immediately. The Trump Steakhouse was found to be utterly fucking disgusting to the point where even [[Gordon Ramsay]] would give up. It was closed because it had expired yogurt and five months overdue duck.
*2007 - GoTrump.com was a place for Trump by Trump. It shut down within a year.
*2008 - Trump Vodka was abandoned just a mere two years after being released. Did we mention that Trump is a teetotaler and his brother was a [http://blog.chron.com/celebritybuzz/2011/02/donald-trumps-alcoholic-brother-scared-him-off-booze/ severe alcoholic]?
*2009 - Trump Magazine first appeared in 2007, where his daughter was on the front page. Unfortunately, she was dressed. It was supposed to cash in on the booming advertising market for yachts and other high-end commodities. Didn't work out.
*2010 - Trump Ice. Would you like to buy some "Natural" "Spring" "Water", that tasted like socks?
*2011 - Trump University was a diploma mill. Trump ended up getting sued for [http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-university-sued-2013-8?IR=T 40 million dollars because he lied].
Settled in 2016 for $25 Million he did not have time to show up in court because he is the soon-to-be President.

===Lifestyle===
President Trump spends his days in his [[Manhattan]] home, eating [[Delicious Cake|delicious cake]] and playing with himself. He dreams of [[Jessi Slaughter]] and [[faps]] his 24 karat gilded five-inch penis. In recent years he has begun to lure in [[Shotacon|little boys]] with wads of [[money|cash]] to have sex with him. President Trump, being the latent homosexual that is his agenda, is the sole financial source behind [[Boku no Pico]]. [[True|It is rumored that the plot is inspired by President Trump's childhood]], but given how much President Trump brags about his accomplishments if he did have such an awesome childhood--he'd never shut the fuck up about it. It is speculated that he will pander to [[Apple|militant homosexuals]] after he [[Cocks|locks]] up the [[NAMBLA|GOP]] nomination. He also has an extensive wardrobe, which ranges from [[nigger|green business]] [[suit]]s to [[Slut|skimpy, black]] [[panties]]. It should be noted that President Trump has managed to bankrupt his entire business empire, ''twice'', the first time it was a chain of casino resorts, which even those with the most tenuous grasp on economics, will tell you is '''fucking impossible''' unless you <s>are a</s> hire complete and utter retards. Both times President Trump got back on his feet again, from a combination of giving blowjobs to his [[neo-con]] friends (including the Clintons) and begging for [[Bailout Plan|bailouts]] from the government. The joke is on you cause he has "fuck you" money many times over and [[poor|you are reading this not fully clothed]].

==The Birther Movement==

[[File:Authentic trump obama handshake photocall pic.jpg|thumb|220px|right|THE HANDSHAKE]]
[[File:Trump Golfing Obama.jpg|thumb|220px|right|He was jealous of the cool kids hanging out with the black guy]]
[[File:Trump Bankruptcies.jpg|thumb|220px|right|What Obama though of this jackoff before he won, can you blame him]]

This issue made this asshole's campaign momentum possible to begin with, rode it all the way through till the effect wore off.
How the issue unfolded is summed up by the pictures below ordered in sequence.

 
<center>Step 1: Jump on the Nigger Hate bandwagon</center>
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<center>Step 2: Go on FOX News so all the brain dead dipshits know who you are</center>
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<center>Step 3: When ready to go 180, blame Hillary Clinton because the Media will fall for it and are getting bored</center>
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<center>Step 4: Make a announcement absolving yourself of the sin of starting this whole shitstorm</center>
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==Candidate Donald Trump==
===His famous Mexican rapists and crime opening speech to take over the media===

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===Campaign Slogan===

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===Has Jewish Links===

The irony that Neo-Nazis, Alt-Right, Alex Jones, and KKK support him despite him having a Jew for a son-in-law and his daughter became a Jew.
Also the Prime Minister of Israel and Right Wing love him in Israel.
 
 
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===How his followers deal with his numerous fuckups and scandals===

When you are inducted into the Trump Supporters Party, you must support the Dear Great Leader at all costs, no matter how small the insult is, you must defend him. A basic attack is to being butthurt over Hillary and liberals can't accept the miracles of our Dear Great Leader. For advanced training, use ShariaBlue and Shill to destroy the political thread because all of them must be paid off by the Jews, George Soros, David Brock, and Deep State.

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===Make incest great again===

Despite many a failed marriages Donnie has always claimed he is a family man. And how can he maintain that? Simple. By wanting to boink his daughter.

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<big>Q: What's the favorite thing you have in common with your daughter 
A: Sex</big></center> 

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===Getting his Walk of Fame Star removed===

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<center>Surprisingly this short-fingered [[narcissistic|vulgarian]] got himself a Walk of Fame Star, but not for much longer, as [[metrosexual|people]] are using it as a toilet, as they [[retard|confuse]] it with the man. As a result it has begun to stink more than Drumpf's asshole, as he can't wipe properly with those tiny fingers. </center>

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==President Donald J Trump==

[[File:Melania trump tweet what is beluga whale thinking.png|thumb|300px|Drumpf's environment secretary asks tough questions]]
[[File:Heat miser donald trump.png|thumb|300px|Donald Drumpf - final form?]]
[[File:McDonalds Tweeting at Donald.png|thumb|300px|When the leading cause of obesity in the world hates you]]

===His Official Presidential Portrait===

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===Who voted for this fucktard===

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===His 'Secret' plan to take out ISIS in 30 days===

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{{Breakingnews|100+ Days later: Mission failure.}}

===His Muslim Travel Ban===

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===Obamacare Repeal===

Promised to repeal Obamacare on Day 1, took 2 months to come up with a replacement only for it to die dead on arrival on the first attempt in the House despite Republicunts and Cuckservatives controlling the House, Senate, and Presidency.

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===What do Trump Supporters think of him now?===

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===He is a Zionist NeoCon Shill===

Well no shit when you are surrounded by Jews, they whisper in your ears as they take away your daughter to be converted into one of them. This sack of lard allowed the Chair Force to become the ISIS Air Force for the day as he bombed an airfield in Syria fighting ISIS because the Jews and the Jew owned media told him it was a good idea to save his poll numbers, which did jack shit as he lost support from the neckbeards in the basement, butthurt that the President doesn't listen to their advice when he is listening to his advisors on the National Security Council.

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==The Pussification of America as the Great Old Fuck George Carlin called it eons ago==

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|[[Image:Dump Trump.jpg|500px]] '''What the Donald don't have the balls to do.'''
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==Quotes==

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|Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything|The only quote that will make you question your US History Textbook if that was a typo

|I don't think Ivanka would do that inside the magazine. Although she does have a very nice figure. I've said that if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her|10 years before it happened

|I think apologizing's a great thing, but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize, sometime in the hopefully distant future, if I'm ever wrong|Translation for pussies, NEVER

|I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks|First US president that tried to nigger pander

|I love the poorly educated|Thanks for being honest

|The other thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don't kid yourself. When they say they don't care about their lives, you have to take out their families|The main evidence for convicting this asshole at his future trial at the Hague for war crimes

|We have some bad hombres and we're going to get them out|Okay I LOLed at this one

|What the fuck is that unholy smell.|Trump shows his lack of empathy for the stupid, unwashed, err, blue-collar citizens of Youngstown, Ohio. 25 July 2017

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==Videos==

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;<center>Drumpf explains big water</center>
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;<center>[[Hypnotoad|Believe him]]</center>
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;<center>Trump is a [[Bitch|player]].</center>
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;<center>Drumpf has two [[Sheneequa|Sheneequas]] on the payroll</center>
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;<center>The notorious suppressed 1991 documentary</center>
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;<center>Don't go stealing Donald's Thunder</center>
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;<center>Donald Trump is ISIS' [[fact|number one recruiter]].</center>
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==Gallery==
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===Drumpf [[Retard|Supporters]]===
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===Miscellaneous===
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File:TrumpWhiteHouse.JPG|Back to the Future Predicted Trump as President only off by 1 year. That's heavy.
File:Hail_Trump_Everyday.jpg|[[HAIL SATAN EVERYDAY|Another sort of people also support Trump.]]
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== See Also ==

* [[The Donald|Drumpf article by white alt-right autistic shitlords]]
* [[Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this]]
* [[Hitler|Adolf Hitler]] - drumpf is LITERALLY HITLER!!!! my profesor seid so -.-''' drumpfs a FACIST
* [[Bernie Madoff]] More like '''Bernie "Made Off"''' With All Our Money [[Fact|MIRite]].
* [[Bernie Sanders]]
* [[Blaming China]]
* [[Business]]
* [[Chelsea Clinton]]
* [[Uncle Dolan|''Dolan'' Trump]]
* [[Fired]]
* [[Frances Irene Finley Williams]] - [[Old people|Old fuck]] whose obituary blamed Trump for hastening her death.
* [[God]]
* [[Hillary Clinton]]
* [[Jews]]
* [[Money]]
* [[Roseanne Barr]] Of course, he'd be a fan of hers
* [[Rosie]]
* [[The Man]]
* [[Ceiling Cat|The True God]]
* [[Weasel words]]
* [[Pindos]]

==External links==
[[File:Trump defenestration.gif|right]]
* [http://trumpdonald.org/ Trump the Donald] literally.
* [http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-trump-iran-idUSKBN13427E At least there won't be war with Russia...]

== External links of <s>White</s> Kike Supremacy==
* [http://www.amren.com/news/2016/02/donald-trump-the-great-white-hope/ The Great White Hope]
* [http://www.amren.com/features/2015/08/is-trump-our-last-chance/ Is Trump our Last Chance?] (probably)
* [http://www.amren.com/news/2016/02/trumps-unwelcome-support-white-supremacists/ Trump's unwelcome support]
* [http://listverse.com/2016/09/24/10-dark-secrets-of-donald-j-trump/ 10 Dark Secrets of Trump]
* [https://medium.com/insurge-intelligence/how-the-trump-regime-was-manufactured-by-a-war-inside-the-deep-state-f9e757071c70#.bkryaa913 How the Trump regime was manufactured by a war inside the Deep State]

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Africa

2025-12-29T00:02:20Z

Coelacanth: /* Those african countries who haven't an ED Page */

{{notice| <s>[[You]] may be looking for '''[[AIDS]]'''.</s> Nope, this is the right article. Definitely. }}
{{spoiler|the continent with the greatest natural wealth only produces aids, witches, insane dictators, and a global plague of niggers}}
 
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[[File:Aceofspaidsvsafrica.JPG|thumb|right|350px|Technically, it is also a space of spades]]
[[File:Ungrateful niggers.jpg|350px|right]]
Ever driven through the [[Ghetto]]? Now imagine a ghetto the size of an entire fucking continent and you'll begin to understand the [[IRL]] edition of ''[[Planet of the Apes]]''. '''Africa''' (also known as "Blackistan", "Africoon", "Assfrica", "Niggerland", "Lolfrica", "Africunt", "Aidsfrica", "Gayfrica", "Rapefrica" or "Hell") is a wretched hive of scum and villainy further south than [[Europe]] and much [[Detroit|darker]], almost completely uninhabitable where (with the exception of Egypt) Civilization has never progressed beyond primitive Stone-Age tribal shit-throwing. Africa is [[fact|made mostly of dirt, AIDS, diseases]], [[Niggers|Apes]], Rapes, Apes that rape, Rape of apes, [[Watermelonz|Poisonous oversized grapes]], [[Ebola virus|Biohazard]] warning tape, and Homicidal dudes who escape.

It is generally accepted that the only white people found in Africa are intelligent, kind Europeans who give kittens and [[Сибирской_говор|free textbooks]] to black families on a regular basis. The lunatic Africans kill them in return for their kindness. '''{{archive|qXhR1|Proof.}}'''

==History==
{{main|Afrocentrism}}
The entire continent has never progressed at all due to the fact that it is uninhabited by actual Humans, only by niggers whose evolution never progressed beyond that of the monkey. Despite the fact that you can strike precious minerals such as diamond and Uranium anywhere you dig, the [[niggers|indigenous animals]] are to [[retard]]ed to be able to comprehend [[White|Human]] technology and government systems, instead eating each other and/or raping chimpanzees (this is where HIV originated from). There has never been a day in African history where somebody isn't starving or war isn't going on, or [[at least 100|anything less than 100]] children have been pwned. The only way to keep up with this high death rate is by making babies as fast as possible, raping even more people and therefore spreading [[AIDS]]. Despite the whole world pouring money into it, they still can't figure how to stop raping and eating each other. And they are so stupid that instead of moving, they'd rather walk three miles every day for water.

===[[Stone Age|African Civilization]]===
{{main|WE WUZ KANGZ}}
[[Image:Darwin on Africa.jpg|thumb|220px|Darwin tells like it is]]
African Civilization is an oxymoron made up by liberal autists that have nothing better to do but wallow in nigger's shit and AIDS. African civilization is a myth made up by the American government to make niggers think that their 'friends' in Africa (That actually hate American niggers, because they are the descendants of the slave class in Africa) are smart (they are not). If you 'learn' about African civilization in history class, call your teacher out on his bullshit and say "African civilization is an oxymoron" and proceed to [[An Hero]] the entire class and yourself.

===Economy===
{{main|Welfare}}
There are two wonderful jobs you can get in Africa. One is [[whore|spreading AIDS]], and the second is [[army|becoming a child soldier]]. People serving in both occupations are on average about two years old. Morons like [[U2|Bono]] made [[Amerikkka]] give a lot of money to Africa, but it's just as shit as it's ever been. The odd celebrity will also deposit a few thousand bucks to the continent to get rid of that extra money lying around while keeping up their image to appear as though they genuinely care. Billions has been put towards the ongoing poverty over the years, yet it's still a shithole, even when basic education for farming has been introduced.

===Healthcare===
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[[Image:Cowanusfeed.jpg|thumb|220px|right|<s>[http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V4188& A traditional African cure.]</s> Dead]]
Feeling unwell? You have AIDS. But never mind, just pop along to your local witch doctor, because niggers are too dumb to build a decent medical center. They've got enough bizarre and wonderfully useless concoctions that'll most likely put you out of your misery rather than heal you of it. Tastes funny? Stop bitching! Because you know what they say, if it tastes bad it's good for you!

Frequent appointments to the Voodoo Hut may also involve having your daughter's [[clitoris]] cut off with a blunt rock. Remember girls, only men in Africa are privileged to the joy of sexual pleasure!

===Negromancy===

{{main|Witchcraft}}
Africa is a place where black magic genuinely happens. It is hard for western observers to perceive the subtle ways in which magic works, but the savage is more in tune with nature's mysteries and this explains why IRL examples of witchcraft, conjuring, lycanthropy, and similar ju-ju events tend to look completely fucking stupid when filmed.

Here are some examples. Warning, do not watch if you are of a nervous disposition.

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;The self-driving car - another nigger invention stolen by whitey
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;Compelling evidence of lycanthropy
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==[[Shit that will never happen|African Culture]]==
 
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;The National Anthem of Africa
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;Movies in Africa
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;Laws on Homosexuality
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;Like [[india|indians]],africans cant poo in the loo}}
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===Tourism===
{{main|Justine Sacco}}
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File:Snake kebab (nigeria).png|No drumsticks, but plenty of breasts
File:Catepillar surprise.jpg|Some kind of bugs
File:African food (some kind of fish in vomit) from ghana.jpg|Haut cuisine de l'Afrique
File:African food - mopane worms.jpg|Another dainty morsel
File:African food - isi ewu (spicy goat's head, Nigerian).jpg|[[DO NOT WANT|Waste not, want not]]
File:African calamari (actually cow stomach).jpg|So tempting
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There are thousands of reasons why the holidaymaker should go to Africa. Millions. We're not going to list them all because it would take too long. But you can look forward to:
#[[War|Unspoiled]] [[Disease|natural]] [[Poverty|beauty.]]
#[[JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR|Incredible wildlife.]]
#[[Disgusting|Exotic]] [[Vomit|cuisine.]]
#[[Rape|Friendly]] [[Cannibalism|natives.]]
Whatever your reason for visiting Africa, we can guarantee you that you will [[Literally|find it difficult to leave.]]
 
 
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File:Road safety (darker = worse) - africa is a hellhole.jpg|Best to hire a tank
File:Security risk (redder = worse) - africa is a hellhole.jpg|Got legal and kidnap insurance?
File:Health risk (redder = worse) - africa is a hellhole.jpg|Don't forget those vaccinations
File:Africa is a hellhole - cities ranked by quality of life.png|So much to choose from
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==National Pastimes==

[[File:Race_relations.jpg|thumb|right|220|Some blacks participate in the human race]]
[[File:OhsnapyougottheAIDS.jpg|thumb|150px|right|Oh snap!]]
[[File:Niggerattacker.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Bitches gonna get raped!]]

Africa is a simple land of simple pleasures. These pleasures consist of eating [[shit]] you find on the ground, AIDS, [[rape]], and rape with AIDS.

In Africa, they will eat ANYTHING. See that monkey? It's food. Oh look, a pile of cow shit! Food! If it tries to run away, the Africans will hurl spears and rocks at it until it stops moving. Some African tribes evolved the habit of kicking things to death instead. Thus, African [[soccer]] was born.

Whatever can not be eaten will be fucked. AIDS supposedly came from some bored African fucking a green monkey. Why anyone would fuck a creature that has obviously gone rotten is beyond the understanding of most civilized countries, but this is Africa - deal with it! And what is fucking when one party isn't into it? RAEP!

[[truth|Africans use rape for everything]] - [https://www.change.org/p/demand-south-africa-address-its-corrective-rape-epidemic Seriously!] Rape is used to cure [[gay|faggots]], get [[wimmin]] back into the kitchen, show how manly you are, pass the time, proper disposal for rancid monkey carcasses, and more! In fact, tribal medicine even says that raep cures AIDS. However, [[bitches don't know|retards in Africa don't know]] that it won't work, ensuring much [[AIDS|lulz]] to be spread around the continent.

Little do many know, but there is indeed a vaccine created for the AIDS virus. Too bad nobody in Africa can afford it. There are too many faggots in the Western world loaded with money to even care, dat's why they got the AIDS. Major butthurt and SLAVE pwnage.

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;Wild niglets perform their war-dance
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;A tribe that hasn't discovered fucking fire yet
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;African rave
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;Africans who have never met white people before
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==Politics==
[[File:Africa is a hellhole - world corruption index (transparency international, 2018).png|thumb|right|75px|Corruption]]
If there's one aspect of modernity that the stinking cess-pit of Africa has embraced, it's corrupt military dictatorships. Present-day Africa is mainly notable for the number of [[Hitlers|Nigglers]] that it has produced, some of whom are so spectacularly mad and vicious that they make [[Saddam Hussein]] look like a jolly decent chap and a bit of a shrinking violet. None of Africa's tyrants has ever been overthrown by the USA, but that might be because America knows from [[Slavery|first-hand experience]] that freeing niggers just isn't worth the trouble in the long run. Here is a slideshow of some of the dark continent's [[Notable|top-rated]] tyrants.
 
 
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File:General_mobutu_sese_seko.png|'''General Mobutu Sese Seko of the Democratic Republic of Congo.''' Full name: ''Mobutu Sese Seko Nkuku Ngbendu Wa Za Banga'' ("The all-powerful warrior who, because of his endurance and inflexible will to win, goes from conquest to conquest, leaving fire in his wake.") •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1965 (deposed 1997) •'''Notable for:''' Banning state media from mentioning anyone else by name and for embezzling up to $15bn from the treasury (more than Congo's entire national debt)
File:Jean-bedel_bokassa,_central_african_republic.jpg|'''Emperor Jean-Bedel Bokassa I of the Central African Republican Empire.''' '''Full title:''' ''“Emperor of Central Africa by the will of the Central African people, united within the national political party, the MESAN."'' '''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1966 (deposed 1979) •'''Notable for:''' insanity, embezzlement, murder and cannibalism
Image:Idi-Amin-Dada.jpg|'''General Idi Amin Dada of Uganda.''' '''Full title:''' ''"His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular."'' (Also, rightful King of Scotland.) •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1971 (deposed 1978) •'''Notable for:''' insanity, cannibalism, murdering around half a million Ugandans, and banning state media from carrying reports about a speaking tortoise that was rumored to be prophesying his downfall
File:Uganda president yoweri museveni.jpg|'''President Yoweri Museveni of Uganda''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1986, still in power as of 2017 •'''Notable for:''' outlawing opposition parties until fiddling elections in 1996, 2001 (when he threatened to murder the leader of the opposition), 2006 (when he had the opposition leader arrested on a treason charge, later thrown out by the Supreme Court), and 2011 (similar shit again). The best bit? At each election, Museveni violated the constitution by using his position as commander in chief to order that the entire army had to vote for him. Along the way, there have been the usual massacres and assassinations. Being [[Redundant|a Bible-bashing nig-nog,]] he is utterly obsessed with the [[Homosexual agenda|gays,]] and believes that Eurofaggots are visiting Uganda to sign up [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|new recruits.]] Was quite keen on two national newspapers, which promoted his anti-poofery propaganda, until they published the fact that he was planning to assassinate members of his own government, stay in office for life, and appoint his own son as his successor. So Museveni closed both newspapers and tried to make [[Fake News|"false reporting"]] a criminal offense (the Supreme Court threw it out).
File:General sani abacha, nigeria.png|'''General Sani Abacha of Nigeria.''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1993 (deposed 1998), having previously taken part in three military coups on behalf of other generals. •'''Notable for:''' embezzling an estimated $5bn from public funds and being the fourth most corrupt head of state in modern history.
File:Gambia president, Al Hadji Yahya Jammeh.jpg|'''President Al Hadji Yahya Jammeh of [[Hambeast|Gambia.]]''' '''Full title:''' His Excellency Sheikh Professor Alhaji Dr. Yahya Abdul-Aziz Awal Jemus Junkung Jammeh Naasiru Deen Babili Mansa, Commander in Chief of The Armed Forces and Chief Custodian of the Sacred Constitution of the Gambia (also an honorary Colonel in [[Kentucky|the Commonwealth of Kentucky)]] •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1994 (deposed 2017 after trying to fiddle a democratic election that he had just lost) •'''Notable for:''' Massacring student protesters, commanding a special forces regiment of undercover witchdoctors, making journalists disappear without trace, curing AIDS with [[KFC|a secret blend of herbs and spices,]] making faggotry a capital offense
File:Isaias Afwerki president of eritrea.jpg|'''President Isaias Afwerki of Eritrea''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1991 (still in power as of 2017) •'''Notable for:''' outlawing all political opposition parties, abolishing independent media, handing the court system over to tribal elders and witch-doctors who govern entire towns with no accountability, embarking on a ruinous on/off war with neighboring Ethiopia that has lasted 25 years and bankrupted both nations despite the only thing at stake being some bits of fucking useless desert. During a national famine, Afwerki turned down offers of food aid, saying it would make Eritreans become "lazy." He then decided that confiscating 90% of their crops would make farmers work harder. For some reason, Eritrea's population has declined a little and no economic miracle has occurred.
File:Zimbabwe president robert mugabe.jpg|'''President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' failed several times as a [[Communist|marxist]] [[Terrorist|terrorist,]] before being ''democratically elected'' president in 1980. This was a purely symbolic role with no actual powers, so in 1987 he had himself declared the head of state, head of government, and commander-in-chief of the armed forces, in which positions he continued until he was overthrown in another military coup on November 14, 2017. •'''Notable for:''' Destroying the Zimbabwean economy by stealing farmland from white farmers (who were capable of actually managing it) and giving it to homeless niggers instead (who weren't). Suddenly, there were food shortages, 80% unemployment, inflation hit 100,000%, and life expectancy slumped to 36 for men and 34 for women. Mugabe is currently 184 years old and seems certain to achieve his cherished ambition of outliving everyone else in Zimbabwe.
File:Emmerson Mnangagwa interim president of zimbabwe.jpg|300px|'''Interim president Emmerson Mnangagwa of Zimbabwe''' '''AKA:''' "The Crocodile" •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' November 14, 2017 Survived Mugabe's earlier attempt to assassinate him with magical explosive diahorrea (see below) and went into exile, is now back with a vengeance and promising "change". Which probably means more of the same.
File:Francisco Macas Nguema.jpg|'''President Macias Nguema of Equatorial Guinea''' '''Full title:''' TL;DR because he kept adding stuff, such as "Unique Miracle" and "Grand Master of Education, Science, and Culture" before finally changing the national motto to ''"There is no other God than Macías Nguema"'' which pretty much covered everything •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' ''Democratically elected in 1966'' but abolished the constitution and all opposition political parties in 1971 and declared himself supreme ruler (deposed 1979 by his own nephew) •'''Notable for:''' insanity, murder, banning boat-fishing in case any of his subjects tried to escape (he turned the only road out of Guinea into a minefield, for the same reason), keeping the entire treasury balance in suitcases under his bed, and carrying out the lulziest assassination of all time (forcing 150 opponents into a football stadium, and having them shot on Christmas Eve by snipers dressed as Santa Claus while playing "Those Were the Days" by Mary Hopkin over the PA system)
File:Equatorial guinea president teodoro obiang nguema mbasogo.jpg|'''President Obiang Mbasogo of Equatorial Guinea''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1979, by deposing and murdering [[:File:Francisco Macas Nguema.jpg|his uncle.]] (still in power as of 2017) •'''Notable for:''' being a case of "meet the new boss, same as the old boss." President Mbasogo is officially “the country’s god” with “all power over men and things.” In case anyone missed that subtlety, it has been clarified that the president “can decide to kill without anyone calling him to account and without going to hell.” What with his uncle and now him, Equatorial Guinea itself already resembles Hell, with government-sanctioned kidnapping, torture administered by the security service, casual murders conducted quite openly, and (of course) cannibalism. The discovery of oil in Equatorial Guinea has done nothing to alleviate poverty, unless you are Mbasogo himself who has amassed between $600 million and $1 billion, thank you very much.
File:President Hissène Habré of Chad and his Nigga Ronald.jpg|'''President Hissène Habré of Chad''' '''Also Known As:''' ''"Africa's Pinochet"'' (explanation below) •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1982, deposed 1990 (see next slide) •'''Notable for:''' the usual. Armed and financed by the USA during the [[Ronald Reagan|Reagan administration]] [https://www.democracynow.org/2016/5/31/from_us_ally_to_convicted_war] due to his opposition to [[Muammar_Gaddafi|Libya.]] Hence the above-mentioned nickname. His luck ran out when the Gipper toddled off into retirement, and he was overthrown just two years later. Convicted in 2016 of numerous war crimes and crimes against humanity (i.e., rape, sexual slavery, torturing 200,000 people and ordering the murders of 40,000 more). Now serving life imprisonment with no parole.
File:President_idriss_déby_of_chad_on_his_fucking_gold_throne.jpg|'''President Idriss Déby of Chad''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' Deposed [[:File:Chad_president_(1982-90)_hissène_habré.jpg|that guy]] in 1990 (still in power as of 2017) •'''Notable for:''' being in power when Chad's oil reserves were discovered and tapped in the mid-90s, leading to a flood of state income that has [[O RLY|simply disappeared]] somewhere along the line. In 2005-6, Chad was voted the most corrupt nation on the entire planet. As of 2017 Chad is officially listed as a [[Fail|"Failed State,"]] and is the [[Poor|seventh-poorest]] country on Earth, with 80% of the population living at subsistence level or below.
File:Charles taylor president of liberia (1997-2003).jpg|'''President Charles Taylor of Liberia''' '''Campaign slogan:''' ''"He killed my ma, he killed my pa, but I'll vote for him"'' (Trufax! [https://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/aug/04/westafrica.qanda]) •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1996, went legit by getting elected the next year (deposed 2003) •'''Notable for:''' in the words of the judge at Taylor's 2012 trial: "aiding and abetting as well as planning some of the most heinous and brutal crimes recorded in human history"; also the first head of state to be convicted of war crimes since [[Who?|Karl Donitz]] at [[100 years ago|Nuremberg.]] Guilty on 11 counts of war crimes (and crimes against humanity), including terrorism, sexual slavery, child conscription, pillage, rape, and murder. (No cannibalism, though.) Currently serving [[Over 9000|50]] years in [[England|England.]] •'''Fun fact:''' conspired with televangelist [[Pat Robertson]] to set up a mining operation and sell black market diamonds under cover of "humanitarian relief missions"
File:King mswati III of swaziland.jpg|'''Mswati III of Swaziland''' '''Full title:''' His [[Obesity|Majesty]] King Mswati III, Ingwenyama of Swaziland and Grand Master of [[Srsly|the Royal Order of the Great She-Elephant]] •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' Sort of. Succeeded his father as absolute monarch (and commander in chief of the army) in 1986... at the age of 14 •'''Notable for:''' being in control of everything, as in having the power to fill any government position (including that of Prime Minister) by clicking his fingers; having the power to dissolve parliament, cancel elections, and veto laws; currently having 15 wives (one of whom he kidnapped and forcibly married while she was still in school); holding annual beauty competitions of 10,000 contestants in order to choose his next wife; arbitrarily kidnapping, jailing, torturing and murdering people who annoy him; trying to force parliament to pass a law compelling the branding and sterilization of women with [[HIV]]; eating up $60m every year in "running costs" for his ever-expanding family (while the average citizen earns $1.25 a day); and absent-mindedly pissing away 10% of Swaziland's entire GDP by building an international airport in the middle of fucking nowhere that has never been used because he lost interest halfway through
File:Juv%C3%A9nal_Habyarimana_(1980).jpg|'''President [[Rwandan Genocide|Juvénal Habyarimana]] of Rwanda''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1973, stood for unopposed re-election in 1978 (and got 98.99% of the vote), 1983 (got 99.97%), and 1988 (got 99.98%). •'''Notable for:''' being [[Duh|a totalitarian dictator]] who rounded up crowds who were then forced by soldiers to worship him by singing and dancing during his rallies. Not nearly extreme enough, so he was assassinated in 1994 and replaced with a puppet president who was more enthusiastic about genocide (see next slide)
File:Theodore sindikubwabo, president of rwanda (april-july 1994).png|'''[[Resident Evil|Acting President]] Théodore Sindikubwabo of Rwanda''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' was ''installed as acting president by a military junta,'' on April 9, 1994, three days after the assassination of [[:File:Juv%C3%A9nal_Habyarimana_(1980).jpg|his predecessor]] (overthrown himself on July 19, 1994) •'''Notable for:''' presiding over the most efficient [[Rwandan Genocide|genocide]] in history, with an estimated 1,000,000 niggers killed in just under 100 days

File:Mengistu Haile Mariam 3.jpg|'''President Mengistu Haile Mariam of Ethiopia''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' was installed as acting Head of State by a military junta, later appointed president of Ethiopia was Acting Head of State for 11 days under the [[Communist|Marxist]] military junta named the Derg, later became Head of State 3 February 1977 and established the People's republic of Ethiopia of which he was President until his forced resignation 10 September 1991. •'''Notable for:''' [[Torture|Torturing]] and murdering up to a million of his political opponents, forcing his people to live in the [[AIDS|disease filled]] areas of the country during a time of frequent drought, causing two separate famines, starving up to 2 million of his subjects to death and being so unpopular that every political party in the country united in a civil war to depose him.

File:Sudan_president_omar_al_bashir.jpg|'''President Omar al-Bashir of Sudan''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1980 (overthrown in 2019) •'''Notable for:''' overseeing a civil war that killed around 500,000 Sudanese and displaced around 2.5m more (out of a total population of 6.2m). Currently subject to a global arrest warrant issued by the International Criminal Court in 2009, after indictment on five counts of crimes against humanity (murder, extermination, forcible transfer, torture and rape) and two counts of war crimes (pillaging and intentionally directing attacks against civilians)
File:Togo_president_(1967-2005)_gnassingbé_eyadéma.jpg|'''[[Zombie|President]] Gnassingbé Eyadéma of Togo''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1967 (died in office, 2005) •'''Notable for:''' starring as an indestructible superhero in his own state-published comic and making it compulsory reading in schools, having a troupe of 1,000 negresses who sang and danced in his praise at public appearances, and attempting to go legit by standing for election in 1993. He ran unopposed and got 96% of the vote. In 1998 he was re-elected (on a low turnout due to voters fearing for their lives after hundreds of opposition party activists were mysteriously murdered).
File:Malawi president hastings kamuzu banda.jpg|'''President Hastings Banda of Malawi''' '''Full title:''' ''"His Excellency the Life President of the Republic of Malaŵi, Ngwazi Dr. Hastings Kamuzu Banda."'' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' ''Became Prime Minister'' (not elected) when Malawi gained independence in 1964. He then rewrote the constitution and got himself elected "President for Life" in a single-candidate vote. •'''Notable for:''' As Banda himself put it: "Everything I say is literally the law." TV was illegal, books were edited by hand before sale, telephone calls were rationed and monitored (and terminated if politics was mentioned), official portraits were hung in every room (and there was a law against hanging anything at a greater height than the portrait), mail was opened and edited on an industrial scale, all adults were required to become members of Banda's political party (in a one-party state), nudity and kissing were edited out of movies before theatrical release, men were subject to enforced haircuts to ensure social decorum, you get the idea. Had four of his cabinet ministers murdered by hammering tent-pegs into their skulls and then declared they had been killed in an auto-collision.
File:South_africa_president_jacob_zuma.jpg|'''President Jacob Zuma of [[South Africa]]''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' Almost. Was a member of the banned ANC Party until [[Apartheid]] was overthrown, then climbed to power during the Mandela years. Forced to retire on February 14, 2018 •'''Notable for: '''being charged with corruption for taking R500,000 in bribes from an arms dealer (he resigned, was charged, got cronies to interfere with the prosecution, charges were overturned, reinstated, and finally dropped again); being charged with [[YGGR|rape]] in 2005 (acquitted); believing that teenage mothers should have their babies abducted and be forced into education (Zuma has six wives, an estimated 20 legitimate children, seven illegitimate ones, and receives an annual total exceeding R1m for "family support" as head of state); said in 2005 he would only serve one four-year term in office but was still in power nearly a decade later wanted one of his wives to succeed him (so that he could manipulate her and avoid corruption charges). Zuma's profiteering and sleaze cost the nation an estimated $85bn during his period in office.
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===Censorship===
 
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File:Scouting for the reaper by jacob m appel.jpg|Book of short stories, banned in Eritrea since 2014 (Read it {{waybackvid|ScoutingForTheReaper|here}})
File:Eritrea famine - smuggled photo (2017).png|Reporting of Eritrean famine, banned 2017 (Read about it here: [https://www.newstatesman.com/world/2017/04/famine-eritrean-government-doesnt-want-you-know-about])
File:'my father's daughter' (memoir) by hannah pool.jpg|Banned in Eritrea (Read it {{waybackvid|myfathersdaughte0000pool|here}})
File:'i didn't do it for you' by michela wrong.jpg|Banned in Eritrea (Read it {{waybackvid|ididntdoitforyou00wron|here}})
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File:'the spear' by brett murray (portrait of jacob zuma).jpg|Painting, banned in South Africa, 2016
File:DEL_isis_shit.jpg|Banned for obscenity in Egypt, 2015
File:'sex retreat' collage by john kamicha.jpg|Banned in Kenya, 2017
panel 27 of 'china loves africa' by Michael Soi (2016).jpg|Banned in Kenya, 2016
File:Untitled - Canon Rumanzi (2013).jpg|Banned in Uganda, 2013
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[[File:African internet access map 2015.png|thumb|right|200px|The Dark Internet Continent]]
Surprisingly, the internet is not censored anywhere in Africa. Not-so-surprisingly, this is because [[Fact|only 12% of Africans have any internet access.]] That minority consists of people who live within a day's travel of the [[Retro|new-fangled]] [[1990s|"internet cafés"]] and can afford to spend a whole week's income just to waste 30 minutes waiting for a single .gif animation to download. (Did we mention that only 1% of Africans has access to broadband?)

At present, internet usage is so rare that in (e.g.) Burkino Faso, a regulatory body called [[Arbcom|"the Superior Council of Communication"]] can effectively [[Recent changes patrol|monitor the entire online population]] to ensure compliance with local law.

In May 2012 the Council issued a [[WTF|formal warning]] to a site after a user insulted [[Big Brother|the nation's President]] during a [[Flame War|forum debate,]] forcing the site's owners to publish an apology and undertake to prevent any further misconduct.

The whole continent of Africa currently has fewer phone lines than [[New York City]] but [[Unrealistic expectations|this may change in the future.]] If it does, expect the phenomenon of [[Eternal September|"Eternal September"]] to be replaced by "Eternal [[Kwanzaa|Kwanzaa,"]] in which a large amount of online activity will consist of niggers trying to put [[Voodoo|curses]] on their enemies by sending them [[Dinosaurs|the "I Love You" virus.]] [[Some argue|It is furthermore estimated]] that by the year 3000 the entire GDP of Nigeria will be derived from [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|419 scams.]] But more optimistic forecasts estimate that most of Africa will have died of AIDS before this can happen.

==African TV==

Incredibly, [[Electric Jew|television]] has been accepted by the people of Africa, without TV salesmen being hacked to death by villagers. Since the entire continent is essentially medieval but with electricity, [[Some argue|it is believed]] that Africans regard TV as a form of crystal ball, which reveals faraway wonders when it is gazed upon. And it does indeed produce wonders, if you are from a civilized country you will scarcely believe your eyes at the content produced for African audiences.

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;A hard-hitting Kenyan TV News investigation that makes several [[WTF|unexpected]] [[Non sequiturs|detours]]
|<youtube>w7G4opKWc9Q</youtube>
;November 17, 1993 - "We interrupt your scheduled viewing for an important announcement..."(You can tell he means [[Serious business|business]] when he promises to eliminate [[419|419)]]
|<youtube>C1WnK8z9pzk</youtube>
;Troublesome mermaids are dealt with firmly in Nigeria. Full-length original {{ytlink|IKCSwwens88|here}}
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;January 29, 1986 - "We interrupt your scheduled viewing for an important announcement..."
|<youtube>p4JChi9uQRg</youtube>
;Zimbabwe's most popular soap - a gritty depiction of real life (i.e., [[Nigger stole my bike|bike theft,]] mud huts, and witches)
|<youtube>yWZS2s5xrGM</youtube>
;November 14, 2017 - "We interrupt your scheduled viewing for an important announcement..."
|<youtube>Zsh_LxEg77w</youtube>
;A well-edited episode of Ghana's favorite drama series climaxes in a gruelling fight (May or not be in English, can't really tell for sure)
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;A typical TV advertising campaign, based on everyday African life}}
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== Those african countries who haven't an ED Page ==

This is a section dedicated to every country who hasn't a ED page and maybe redirects you to this boring page.

* [[File:MiniflagAlgeria.png]] Algeria - Big country located in the sand nigger area (Northernmost part). It was a Frenchie colony before its independence from France. Algeria's national languages are Arabic and French.

* [[File:MiniflagAngola.png]] Angola - [[Portugal|Portunigger]] country located in the southwest. It is known for its commie flag, for its [[China|chinese]] trading policy and for its poverty. Angola's national language is portuguese.

* [[File:MiniflagBenin.png]] Benin - Another old French colony located in the center-west. It is known for its oil producing and for its poverty. Its national language is French and its old name was Dahomey.

* [[File:MiniflagBurkina_Faso.png]] Burkina Faso - Yet another Frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its poverty, bad presidents and for being [[ISIS]]'s playground. Burkina Faso's old name was Upper Volta and its national language, French.

* [[File:MiniflagBurundi.png]] Burundi - Belgian colony located in center-south. Burundi is known mostly for its huge poverty rate. Its national languages are French and Kirundi.

* [[File:MiniflagCameroon.png]] Cameroon - Another French colony located in the center-west. Cameroon is known for its volcanic parks, poverty and tragedy ratio. Its president is {{age|1933|2|13}} years old and the national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagCapeVerde.png]] Cape Verde - Another portunigger colony located in the sahar... I mean, the Atlantic ocean, northwest. It is known for having beautiful beaches, a shipwreck and its [[fake|low]] poverty rate. The Cape Verde's national language is Portuguese.

* [[File:MiniflagChad.png]] Chad - Another French colony [[Forced Meme|forced meme-named]] country located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its poverty, having the exact same flag as [[Romania]] and for being brainrotted. Its national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagComoros.png]] Comoros - Yet another French colony located in the Mozambique canal, southeast. It is known for being a tax haven for those rich bankers. Its national language is surprisingly Arabic.

* [[File:Cd.gif]] Democratic Republic of the Congo - Old name:Zaire, is a big Belgian colony country located in the central-south. It is known for having famous people like [[William Unek]] and for its poverty. DR Congo's national languages are French and Lingala.

* [[File:MiniflagDjibouti.png]] Djibouti - Another piece of French colony located in the Horn of Africa. It is known for being an important strategic point in the economy, despite being poor, for its international military bases and for its volcanic system. Djibouti's national languages are Arabic and French.

* [[File:MiniflagEquatorialGuinea.png]] Equatorial Guinea - [[Dago|Spanish]] colony located in the center-west. It is known for being the only country in Africa that speaks Spanish, being a dictatorship, its oil production, and its poverty. Its president has ruled the country for nearly 50 years and national language is [[Dago|Spanish]].

* [[File:MiniflagEritrea.png]] Eritrea - [[Wop|Italian]] colony located in the Horn of Africa. It is known for being a dictatorship and the Tigray terrorists' HQ. Its national languages are Tigrinya and Arabic.

* [[File:MiniflagEthiopia.png]] Ethiopia - Dependent country located in the Horn of Africa. It is known for being the aforementioned Tigray terrorists' playground and for its poverty. Ethiopia's national languages are Arabic, Amharic and Oromo.

* [[File:MiniflagGabon.png]] Gabon - Another French colony country located in the center-west. Gabon is known for famous people like [[Soccer|Pierre Aubameyang]], for its oil producing and for its poverty. Gabon's national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagGambia.png]] Gambia - [[UK|Britfag]] colony located in the northwest. It is known for being a country on a river and for its poverty. Gambia's national language is surprisingly English.

* [[File:MiniflagGhana.png]] Ghana - Another britfag colony located in the center-west. It is known for its [[engrish]] accent, for its oil producing industry and for its poverty. Ghana's national language is English.

* [[File:MiniflagGuinea.png]] Guinea - Yet another Frenchie colony located in the center-west, almost in the Sahara. It is known for its poverty, what do you expect? Its national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagGuineaBissau.png]] Guinea-Bissau - Portunigger colony country located in the center-west. Is known for being a Guinea copypasta and for its numerous islands. Its national language, is Portuguese.

* [[File:MiniflagIvory Coast.png]] Ivory Coast - Another Frenchie colony located in the center-west. Ivory Coast is known for its people, who pisses off if you don't call the country "[[Moonspeak|Côte d'Ivoire]]", for its oil producing industry and for its poverty. Its national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagLesotho.png]] Lesotho - Originally called Basutoland, is another britfag colony located inside [[South Africa]]. It is known for being "Africa's ceiling", its [[Music|"Famo]] [[Nigger|Gangsters"]], its poverty, being the [[AIDS]] central in Africa and its shitty medical system. Lesotho's national languages are English and Sesotho.

* [[File:MiniflagMalawi.png]] Malawi - Originally called Nyasaland, is another britfag colony located in the south. Malawi is known for owning the entire Nyasa lake, for its [[AIDS]] rate and for its poverty. Malawi's national languages are english and Chichewa.

* [[File:MiniflagMali.png]] Mali - Another Frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its poverty rate and for being another [[ISIS]] playground. Its national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagMauritania.png]] Mauritania - Guess what? Mauritania is another Frenchie colony. It is located in the Sahara desert, most concretely in the west coast. It is known for being a shipwreck and scrapyard mass factory and for its poverty. Mauritania still practices slavery even in {{CURRENTYEAR}} and its national language is Arabic and... FRENCH! yeah, again.

* [[File:MiniflagMauritius.png]] Mauritius - Mauritius, is another Frenchie colony located in middle of the Indian ocean. It is known for being a tax heaven for every banker and for being the [[Bird|Dodo]]'s home. The Mauritius' national languages are English, French and Mauritian creole.

* [[File:MiniFlagNamibia.png]] Namibia - [[Germany|Das Krautkolonien]] located in the southwest. It is known for being a trash bin for old ships, being a desert, being abandoned, its diamonds and for its poverty. Namibia's national language is surprisingly English.

* [[File:MiniflagNiger.png]] Niger - AKA:Nigger, is another Frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its lulzy name, for being another ISIS playground and for its poverty and child death rate. Its national language is French.

* [[File:Ng.gif]] Nigeria - AKA:Niggerland, is another britfag colony country located in the center-west. It is known for being a [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|Email scam center]], being the Boko-Haram's playground, its [[engrish]] accent and for its poverty. Nigeria's national languages are English, Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo, Fula and a moar.

* [[File:MiniflagCongo.png]] Republic of the Congo - AKA:DR Congo's bitch, is another Frenchie colony country located in the center-west. It is known for its oil industry, for being the original country named Congo and for its poverty rate. Its national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagSenegal.png]] Senegal - Senegal, is another Frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert, most concretely in the west coast. It is known for its [[Soccer|soccer]] team, for its malaria rate, for a race called Dakar, as its capital and for its poverty. Its national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagSeychelles.png]] Seychelles - Yet another britfag colony located in the Indic ocean, most concretely near the Africa's horn. It is known for being another tax heaven for those bankers who don't want to pay high taxes, for its beautiful beaches, for being sinking in the ocean and for its flag, joining the 2 enemies [[Romania]] and [[Hungary]]. Seychelles' national languages are English, French and Seychellois creole.

* [[File:MiniflagSouthSudan.png]] South Sudan - Youngest country. It was a britfag colony before being a dependent country from [[Sudan]]. It is known for its [[AIDS]] rate, malaria death rate, child death rate and for being a warzone. Its national languages are arab and english.

* [[File:MiniflagSTAP.png]] [[TL;DR|São Tomé and Príncipe]] - Long-named Portuguese archipelago colony located in the center-west, most concretely in the middle of the sea. It is known for being forgotten and for its poverty. Its national language is Portuguese.

* [[File:MiniflagTogo.png]] Togo - AKA:Verb to go, is yet another Frenchie colony country located in the center-west. It is known for being as thin as Chile, for its oil producing industry and for its poverty. Togo's national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagUganda.png]] Uganda - Yet another britfag colony located in the center. It is known for having famous people like [[Martin Ssempa]], [[Ugandan Knuckles]] and [[High Score|Richard Komakech]], for his AIDS rate, for its engrish accent, for its volcanic field, for its homophobic politicians, for its extreme catholic beliefs, for its soldiers who went amok everytime and for its poverty. Uganda's national languages are English and Luganda.

* [[File:MiniflagZambia.gif]] Zambia - The last country in the list. It is another britfag colony located in the south. Zambia, is known for its own [[Epic Fail Guy]], Kalusha, for its AIDS rate, for its diamond secret mine, for its copper producing and for its poverty. Zambia's national language is English.

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== Proposed african flags ==
Some badly edited flags proposed for some african countries

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AngolaFlag.jpg|Angola
Poorundi.jpg|Burundi
ISISflag.jpg|Burkina Faso and Mali
DRCongo.jpg|Democratic Republic of the Congo
GTALesotho.png|Lesotho
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NigerFlag.png|Niger
RwandaInterhamwe.png|Rwanda
UgandanKnucklesFlag.png|Uganda
MiniflagRhodesia.png|Zimbabwe
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==Europe and Africa==
[[File:African bird sanctuary.jpg|right|190px]]
[[image:Africa&Europe.gif|right|thumb|180px|Europe's relationship with Africa is something like this.]]

Just as the first European settlers came to America, conquered the Moors and the [[Injuns|Indians (feather, not dot)]], and then enslaved Africans and robbed them of all their resources, white Americans of today will continue to keep black people as pets in cages, ghettos, and BET where, as far as the country clubs are concerned, they belong.

These retarded apes still haven't done anything to improve this country, well, with few exceptions, but those people were exceptions because their ancestors were raped by white people. All those negro preachers in the NAACP (Niggers Appreciating A Chunky Pussy) might as well take a rope and hang their own damn selves. These theories are dominant, because no black person could receive [[Сибирской_говор|enough of an education]] to disprove those racist beliefs except for [[Black Jesus|Martin Luther King Jr]].

====Foreign AIDS====
Lately, a lot of [[liberals|whining liberals]] have been protesting to introduce foreign strains of the [[AIDS]] virus into the African population. Little do they know that the AIDS is an American secret weapon to destroy the dark skins and the homosexuals, mostly for Africa and their overpopulated shit holes.

Often, people will hold benefit concerts and other gay shit in the name of foreign AIDS. However, the bleeding hearts don't know this usually goes to the Jew bankers in New York instead of the fucktards in Africa. Jew bankers with foreign [[AIDS]] - HA! Serves them right.

===300 Africans===
Contrary to the faggot Spartans, the African 300 leader had much more trouble inspiring his troops. Simply think of him saying "Africans! Tonight, we dine in...oh wait, we don't have any food." Therefore, their end would have not been caused by a retard that looked strangely similar to [[Your mom|that ugly bitch]], but by the mere lack of cheeseburgers in their [[McDonald's]] and by [[Aids|failing at purification]] through [[Baby Fuck|the fucking of one-year-olds]].

==Gallery==
 
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File:Unknown epidemic kills 70 kids (nigeria).jpg|Yet another pandemic averted (by an over-efficient virus)
File:Mutant goat - limpopo, africa (2016).png|Goat-fucking is commonplace
File:Africa - true relative size map.jpg|Never in human history has so little been achieved by so many with so much
Image:Starved girl.jpg|Obesity is a growing problem for every [[Сибирской говор|child in Africa]].
File:Lolafrica1.jpg|What multiculturalist white apologists won't tell you.
Image:Rockafrica.jpg|What Africa looks like on [[Google]] Maps at the highest zoom level.
Image:Enslave_black_people.jpg|PonguigPeopinn presents a novel solution to the problem in Africa, only to be shouted down by indoctrinated fools.
Image:Starving child.jpg|National Flag of Africa, featuring a [[typical]] resident covered in bugs.
Image:Cameroon_internets.png|Most literate people in the African country of Cameroon actually read and write [[Chinese]], rather than the officially-claimed [[French]] or [[English]].
File:Skeptical Starving Ethiopian.jpg|[[Your mom]] used to try and get you to eat your dinner because there were [[children|kids]] starving in Africa. How this was supposed to work, nobody knows.

Image:African union flag.png|Africa's future flag. Take that, America!
Image:immahuntin.png|John Cena
Image:Dallaschimp.gif|a wild niglet
File:Forgot this memes name.jpg
Image:AlanMooreLionKing.jpg|The Lion King. Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors. Beware the Moon, lads.
Image:Niggerslolol.jpg|Even Jewgle doesn't know...
Image:The academic community frown on your decision africa guns.jpg|There are several fine [[College|universities]] in Africa.
Image:Foreign_AIDS.jpg|AIDS is the most popular subject of comedy in Africa.
Image:Thinspirationbethiope.jpg|Ever compassionate, /[[b]]/ helps a starving Ethiopian child.
Image:Foreignaids.png
Image:Africanmeal.jpg|Poor African men save money on food by eating their own genitals.
Image:Baboon_solution.jpg
Image:Niger chicken.png
File:Nigger mouth.jpg

Image:Littleaubrey01.jpg|Ripping off whitey is a beloved African tradition.
File:Miss payment or we take blankket12.JPG

File:Romevsafrica.JPG|Africa has never EVER progressed.


Image:Niceass.jpg|Hi there,Welcome to Ass [[in the ass| in the box]]. May I take your order sir?
File:Rolling Stone 100 Top Homos.jpg |The free press.
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== See also ==
[[File:Togo president general eyadéma gnassingbé (1972).png|right|350px]]
*[[$100 Laptop]]
*[[419]]
*[[AIDS]]
*[[Afrocentrism]] - let's face it, if you were from Africa, you'd prefer this fantasy too
*[[Apartheid]]
*[[Black chicks]]
*[[Black History Month]]
*[[Botswana]]
*[[The child in Africa|Child in Africa, the]]
*[[Detroit]] - A fully-representative African colony
*[[Digital Blackface]]
*[[Ebola]]
*[[HowToBasic]], an insane Australian YouTuber with great contempt for Africa's starving people
*[[Dogo Nahawa Massacre]]
*[[Jenkem]]
*[[Kenya]]
*[[Joseph Kony|Kony, Joseph]]
*[[Kwanzaa]]
*[[Poor]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Rwandan Genocide]]
*[[Martin Ssempa|Ssempa, Martin]]
*[[Slavery]]
*[[Tanzania|Tarzan]]
*[[Voodoo]]
*[[War]]
*[[World Cup 2010]]

==External links==
*[https://malawi24.com/2016/12/29/bizarre-malawian-woman-gives-birth-two-stones/ '''Witchcraft suspected after Malawian hospital confirms woman gave birth to twin stones'''] (Archived: {{archive|s1srj|1}} {{wayback|https://malawi24.com/2016/12/29/bizarre-malawian-woman-gives-birth-two-stones/|title=2}})
*{{archive|TsfJc|Liberian immigration officer "swallowed by Devil"}} ({{wayback|https://www.liberianobserver.com/news/country-devil-swallows-immigration-officer/|title=2}})
*{{archive|Ds2Ws|Zambian man "9 months pregnant" within 48 hours of fucking someone else's wife}} ({{webcite|76kpOU8R4|2}})
*{{archive|4JrtN|Infestation of mermaids poses "serious problem" for Zimbabwean dam project}} ({{wayback|http://www.b-metro.co.zw/mermaids-crocodiles-unleash-terror-on-gokwe-villagers/|title=2}})
*[https://www.graphic.com.gh/news/odd-news/man-accused-of-raping-goat-says-he-asked-the-animal-for-permission.html '''Nog gets arrested while raping goat, pleads not guilty because he had "asked for the goat's permission"'''] (Archived: {{archive|GF41y|1}} {{wayback|https://www.graphic.com.gh/news/odd-news/man-accused-of-raping-goat-says-he-asked-the-animal-for-permission.html|title=2}})
*{{archive|M4tef|Travelling prophet lifts accident-strewn Zambian highway curse, warns ghostly culprit "God will not tolerate the nonsense"}} ({{wayback|https://www.zambianobserver.com/motorists-panic-over-ghost-human-in-kabwe-lusaka-road/|title=2}})
*[https://www.thezimbabwemail.com/bizarre/goblins-seize-maternity-ward/ '''Zimbabwe nurses in anal trauma after maternity hospital is seized by sex-mad goblins'''] (Archived: {{archive|6yTrP|1}} {{wayback|https://www.thezimbabwemail.com/bizarre/goblins-seize-maternity-ward/|title=2}})
*[https://www.thecitizen.co.tz/News/10-children-brutally-killed-in-suspected-ritual-murders/1840340-4954892-lrarx/index.html '''Witchcraft "suspected" in Tanzania as ten niglets are found dead with their tongues and genitals cut out'''] (Archived: {{archive|OGJBm|1}} {{webcite|75og7ZHCY|2}})
**[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-47447103 '''Tanzanian child murders: 65 witchdoctors arrested'''] (Archived: {{archive|EpH4i|1}} {{wayback|https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-47447103|title=2}})
*[https://www.egyptindependent.com/egypt-court-imprisons-woman-for-sexually-harassing-a-monkey/ '''Egyptian woman jailed for sexual molestation of monkey'''] (Archived: {{webcite|7511yaOFU|1}} {{wayback|https://ww.egyptindependent.com/egypt-court-imprisons-woman-for-sexually-harassing-a-monkey/|title=2}} {{waybackvid|side_958|THE VIDEO!}})
*[https://www.afro.who.int/news/malaria-control-campaign-launched-democratic-republic-congo-save-lives-and-aid-ebola-response '''Simultaneous Malaria epidemic hampers efforts to tackle the Congo's 10th Ebola epidemic in the last 40 years'''] (Archived: {{archive|MUnWM|1}} {{wayback|https://afro.who.int/news/malaria-control-campaign-launched-democratic-republic-congo-save-lives-and-aid-ebola-response|title=2}})
*[https://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/Man-confesses-to-using-675-people-for-sacrifice-reveals-secrets-of-fake-pastors-669559 '''Ghanaian devil-worshiper confesses to 675 sacrificial child-murders'''] (Archived: {{archive|NJRqm|1}} {{wayback|https://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/Man-confesses-to-using-675-people-for-sacrifice-reveals-secrets-of-fake-pastors-669559|title=2}})
*{{archive|JRFX1|Kenyan man beaten by villagers after fatally raping two chickens}} ({{wayback|http://www.nigerianmonitor.com/kenyan-man-rapes-neighbours-hens-to-death-nigerian-monitor/|title=2}})
*[https://punchng.com/herbalist-dies-as-client-tests-bullet-repelling-charms-on-him/ '''Nigerian ju-ju man shot dead while demonstrating his magical bullet-proof power'''] (Archived: {{archive|A5Efq|1}} {{wayback|http://punchng.com/herbalist-dies-as-client-tests-bullet-repelling-charms-on-him/|title=2}})
*[https://www.chronicle.co.zw/updated-croc-appears-from-nowhere-terrorises-residents/ '''Zimbabwe hospital besieged by out-of-control wizard who transformed into were-crocodile'''] (Archived: {{archive|zh0Np|1}} {{wayback|http://www.chronicle.co.zw/updated-croc-appears-from-nowhere-terrorises-residents/|title=2}})
*{{archive|SC4Ls|Annual six-month-long epidemic of the bubonic plague currently rated "the severest in living memory"}} ({{wayback|https://www.iol.co.za/pretoria-news/plague-outbreak-in-madagascar-worsens-11738757|title=2}})
**[https://medicalxpress.com/news/2017-10-plague-madagascar-dead.html '''Annual six-month-long epidemic of the bubonic plague and annual festival of dancing with corpses "could be related"'''] (Archived: {{archive|tE6IG|1}} {{wayback|https://medicalxpress.com/news/2017-10-plague-madagascar-dead.html|title=2}})
*[https://www.news24.com/News24/eastern-cape-man-gets-year-in-jail-for-having-sex-with-donkey-20170928 '''Witchdoctor tells man that fucking a donkey will make him grow strong (he does it, of course)'''] (Archived: {{archive|NOxKZ|1}} {{wayback|http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/eastern-cape-man-gets-year-in-jail-for-having-sex-with-donkey-20170928|title=2}})
*[https://www.lusakatimes.com/2018/11/13/sex-with-an-pregnant-goat-lands-22-year-in-jail-for-5-years-with-hard-labour/ '''Zambian man gets 5 years hard labor for sex with pregnant goat, in court-ordered clampdown on area's "rampant" bestiality'''] (Archived: {{archive|qxu1a|1}} {{wayback|https://www.lusakatimes.com/2018/11/13/sex-with-an-pregnant-goat-lands-22-year-in-jail-for-5-years-with-hard-labour/|title=2}})
*[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-41072524 '''Nigger walks into police station and says he's bored with eating human flesh, five cannibal accomplices are arrested, and then it turns out the whole village (300 nigs) have been digging up graves and eating the corpses for years'''] (Archived: {{archive|q0RSe|1}} {{wayback|http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-41072524|title=2}})
*[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40185359 '''Mozambique witch-doctors acquire severed human heads for magic spells by telling other niggers that bald men have gold hidden inside their skulls'''] (Archived: {{archive|7B3jC|1}} {{wayback|http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40185359|title=2}})
*[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/19/malawi-mobs-kill-two-more-people-accused-of-being-vampires '''Mob burns epileptic man to death in Malawi during nationwide hysteria about vampires'''] (Archived: {{archive|IiZMp|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/19/malawi-mobs-kill-two-more-people-accused-of-being-vampires|title=2}})
**[https://www.reuters.com/article/us-malawi-violence/malawi-vigilante-arrests-rise-to-200-in-vampire-scare-idUSKBN1CT2CX '''The UN and USA declare Malawi a "no-go area" as ongoing vampire-vanquishing violence kills nine and leads to 200 arrests'''] (Archived: {{archive|kiKgK|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reuters.com/article/us-malawi-violence/malawi-vigilante-arrests-rise-to-200-in-vampire-scare-idUSKBN1CT2CX|title=2}})
***{{archive|kTimk|Malawi Prime Minister addresses nation, denounces the continuing vampire hysteria as a foreign conspiracy to destabilize the country}} ({{wayback|https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/africa/2017-12-05-panic-and-vengeful-mobs-as-vampire-scare-rattles-malawi/|title=2}})
*{{archive|bj4Rj|Gokwe police chief confirms prime suspect in murder investigation is "a daring mermaid"}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3168-a-daring-gokwe-mermaid-snatches-two-boys-and-shows-them-off-before-killing-them.html|title=2}})
*{{archive|gs8UM|Nigerian preacher "not resurrected" after commanding followers to bury him alive}} ({{wayback|http://www.nigerianmonitor.com/pastor-fails-to-resurrect-after-telling-people-to-bury-him-alive/|title=2}})
*[https://english.alarabiya.net/variety/2017/10/30/Egyptian-lawyer-says-raping-women-who-wear-ripped-jeans-is-national-duty- '''Egyptian men have "a national duty" to rape women who wear ripped jeans'''] (Archived: {{archive|kotPd|1}} {{wayback|https://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2017/10/30/Egyptian-lawyer-says-raping-women-who-wear-ripped-jeans-is-national-duty-.html|title=2}})
*{{archive|xC6HH|Witchdoctor arrested for murder after inflating a nigger's dick with a bicycle pump "to boost virility"}} ({{wayback|https://edaily.co.ke/entertainment/witchdoctors-bizarre-bicycle-pump-treatment-leaves-man-dead-128357/crazy-world|title=2}})
*[https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/09/11/strange-woman-gives-birth-to-pony/ '''Uproar in Nigerian church congregation as woman gives birth to pony during prayers'''] (Archived: {{archive|rXmlM|1}} {{wayback|https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/09/11/strange-woman-gives-birth-to-pony/|title=2}})
*[https://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/2014-01-10-pretoria-pastor-convinces-congregation-to-eat-grass/ '''Preacher convinces pack of nigger "disciples" into eating the grass in his garden''' (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|62x5V|1}} {{wayback|https://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/2014-01-10-pretoria-pastor-convinces-congregation-to-eat-grass/|title=2}})
**[https://www.pulse.ng/gist/in-gods-name-pastor-gives-disinfectant-to-member-for-miracles-in-south-africa/6gzkfj1 '''... and then convinces them to drink neat disinfectant as a cure''' (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|htGTy|1}} {{wayback|http://www.pulse.ng/gist/in-god-s-name-pastor-gives-disinfectant-to-member-for-miracles-in-south-africa-id5875867.html|title=2}})
***[https://fortheloveofhistruth.com/2014/09/25/grass-eating-pastor-now-has-congregation-drinking-petrol/#more-8085 '''... and gets them to drink gasoline, telling them it has been transformed into pineapple juice''' (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|dSJwo|1}} {{wayback|https://fortheloveofhistruth.com/2014/09/25/grass-eating-pastor-now-has-congregation-drinking-petrol/#more-8085|title=2}})
*{{archive|jJo8Z|Dog tied to tree and "raped to death" in Western Cape Province}} ({{wayback|https://buzzsouthafrica.com/dog-raped-to-death/|title=2}})
*{{archive|74bO1|Terror as Ugandan cannibal tribe invades Kenya}} ({{wayback|https://buzzkenya.com/fear-ugandan-cannibals-enter-kenya/|title=2}})
*{{archive|V9Tkb|Murder suspect travelled to scene in flying basket, expert tells trial judge}} ({{wayback|http://www.newzimbabwe.com/news-328-Basket%20flight%20woman%20a%20witch/news.aspx|title=2}})
*[https://mybroadband.co.za/forum/threads/zuma-reveals-he-used-to-practice-witchcraft-against-white-people.587052/ '''South African president Jacob Zuma is a witch!'''] (Archived: {{archive|7zBT|1}} {{wayback|https://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/587052-Zuma-reveals-he-used-to-practice-witchcraft-against-white-people|title=2}})
**{{archive|oTMQn|President Zuma blames witchcraft, ghosts, for local poll defeat}} ({{wayback|http://www.heraldlive.co.za/politics/2017/09/08/maybe-witchcraft-made-us-lose-poll-western-cape-says-zuma/|title=2}})
*[https://www.thestandard.co.zw/2017/08/27/mugabe-wades-vp-poisoning-saga '''Zimbabwe president Robert Mugabe accused of witchcraft after deputy "suffers severe diarrhoea"'''] (Archived: {{archive|jMQzA|1}} {{wayback|https://www.thestandard.co.zw/2017/08/27/mugabe-wades-vp-poisoning-saga/|title=2}})
*[https://www.informationng.com/2017/09/see-happened-lady-hasnt-seen-period-6-years-photos.html '''Negress who "hasn't had a period for six years" is located by sorcery, blessed, and releases "fountain of blood"''' (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|nT3bL|1}} ({{wayback|http://www.informationng.com/2017/09/see-happened-lady-hasnt-seen-period-6-years-photos.html|title=2}})
*[https://guardian.ng/news/fears-in-benin-over-beheading-strange-deaths/ '''Fear stalks Benin City as warring cults continue ritual beheading spree'''] (Archived: {{archive|r5P9p|1}} {{wayback|https://guardian.ng/news/fears-in-benin-over-beheading-strange-deaths/|title=2}})
**[https://www.legit.ng/65130.html '''And it's not the first time, either'''] (Archived: {{archive|xi9cS|1}} {{wayback|https://www.naija.ng/65130.html|title=2}})
***{{archive|XGpyz|Still, it's not quite as bad as the time before that}} ({{wayback|https://www.naija.ng/62568.html|title=2}})
*{{archive|IYdVg|Cows "buried alive" in stadiums to ensure soccer team success}} ({{wayback|https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/06/060630-soccer-magic.html|title=2}})
*{{archive|ajK68|Mombassa man's mystery death linked to sinister horse-legged woman sighting}} ({{wayback|https://buzzkenya.com/mombasa-man-meets-woman-horse-legs/|title=2}})
*{{archive|FV1rU|Soldiers prevent lynching of man suspected of using magic to steal boy's penis while shaking hands}} ({{wayback|http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/odd/657003-drama-as-16-year-old-boy-%E2%80%98loses-manhood%E2%80%99-after-shaking-hands-with-stranger.html|title=2}})
*[https://www.legit.ng/1112211-woman-allegedly-delivers-catfish-16-months-pregnancy-video.html#1112211 '''South African negress gives birth to catfish following 16-month pregnancy''' (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|3W4Ir|1}} {{wayback|https://gossip.naija.ng/1112211-woman-allegedly-delivers-catfish-16-months-pregnancy-video.html#1112211|title=2}})
*[https://newsghana.com.gh/farmer-kills-woman-over-mushroom/ '''Murder "motivated by mushroom"'''] (Archived: {{archive|ajGzE|1}} {{wayback|https://www.newsghana.com.gh/farmer-kills-woman-over-mushroom/|title=2}})
*{{archive|WdXA8|Eight-week-old baby grows into man in 30 seconds, issues garlic-related threat, escapes into jungle}} ({{wayback|https://www.liberianobserver.com/news/2-month-old-baby-turns-into-full-grown-man/|title=2}})
*[https://southafricatoday.net/south-africa-news/a-township-mob-burns-talking-monkey-as-witch/ '''"Talking monkey" burned to death by mob'''] (Archived: {{archive|szlw7|1}} {{wayback|https://southafricatoday.net/south-africa-news/a-township-mob-burns-talking-monkey-as-witch/|title=2}})
*{{archive|S6j6U|Cat eaten after being crucified for witchcraft in Liberia}} ({{wayback|https://www.liberianobserver.com/news/women-the-witchcraft-cat/|title=2}})
*{{archive|S1INk|Malawi villagers pay magical pedo to fuck 104 of their 12-year-old daughters for three days each}} ({{wayback|https://buzzkenya.com/man-hired-sex-children-malawian-hyena/|title=2}})
*{{archive|q12dQ|Teachers' testicles "molested by goblins"}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3136-goblins-at-chegato-primary-school-now-molesting-male-teachers.html|title=2}})
*[https://www.iol.co.za/capetimes/news/pupil-dies-during-mass-hysteria-outbreak-7793519 '''School evacuated after pupil dies of hysteria'''] (Archived: {{archive|TKXDX|1}} {{wayback|https://www.iol.co.za/capetimes/news/pupil-dies-during-mass-hysteria-outbreak-7793519|title=2}})
**[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3588562/ '''Satanism, popular jokes, evil spirits, UFOs "cause of most hysteria outbreaks" in African schools'''] (Archived: {{archive|7dnu4|1}} {{wayback|https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3588562/|title=2}})
*{{wayback|http://www.yaleph.com/archive/vol1no1/reg_focus.html|20060519084631|title=No end in sight for Sudan's deadly nodding epidemic}} {{archive|MRwkl}}
*{{archive|FjdVr|Zimbabwean man "starts menstruating after juju curse for marital infidelity}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3196-chitungwiza-man-belwildered-as-he-continues-to-mensurate-every-month.html|title=2}})
*[https://www.africanews.com/2017/08/01/tanzania-witch-killings-claimed-479-lives-from-january-june-2017-report// '''Average of 80 suspected witches murdered per month in Tanzania'''] (Archived: {{archive|963hB|1}} {{wayback|http://www.africanews.com/2017/08/01/tanzania-witch-killings-claimed-479-lives-from-january-june-2017-report//|title=2}})
*{{archive|sVLAK|South Africa's nigger junkies now smoking "joints" that contain stolen cremation ashes}} ({{wayback|https://buzzsouthafrica.com/sa-addicts-smoke-human-ashes-nyaope/|title=2}})
*[https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/may/17/witches-cant-fly-brooms-above-150-meters-swaziland/ '''Swaziland outlaws witches from flying on broomsticks at altitudes higher than 150 meters'''] (Archived: {{archive|pt0QK|1}} {{wayback|http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/may/17/witches-cant-fly-brooms-above-150-meters-swaziland/|title=2}})
*{{archive|dqkdY|"Goblin danger" warning after Kuwadzana woman gives birth to chicken head}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3195-chaos-reigns-as-a-kuwadzana-woman-allegedly-gives-birth-to-a-chicken-head.html|title=2}})
*{{archive|TzDZQ|Wizards control Nigerian president's villa, turn women into "merchants of dildo"}} ({{wayback|http://www.africanopinion.com/witches-wizards-control-nigerias-white-house/|title=2}})
 
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Jew York City

2025-12-24T03:37:56Z

Coelacanth:

[[Image:Tetristowers.gif|frame|''Tetris''—"Terror" edition.]]
[[Image:jew_york_jets.png|thumb|Haha, oh wow.]]
[[Image:Nyc_night.jpg|thumb| Somewhere in there is a person from [[Los Angeles]] who just realized that his city AND state sucks.]]
[[Image:White person subway map.jpg|thumb|If you're a tourist, a yuppie, or a hipster, this is all you need to know. (Notice there are barely any stations and lines in the Bronx, Queens and a large portion of Brooklyn.)]]

[[Image:Jews Own the Media Motivator.jpg|thumb|Mayor Kike Bloomberg speaks with the City Council]]

{{Spoiler|they elected a muslim socialist as their mayor}}
Do you enjoy being a cock-sucking slave forever to the [[Jews|de facto rulers of the entire world]]? Do you like getting shot at by [[Italians|Gangsters]] and/or [[niggers|Gangstas]]? Do you enjoy paying $5,000 a month for a roach-infested, one-room apartment, miles from downtown? Do you want to live in a place where nobody speaks English, including [[White People|White]] Americans? Does having to constantly watch out for muggers and pickpockets when walking the streets appeal to you? If so, then '''Noo Yawk Fuckin' City''' is definitely the place for you!

Featuring a completely corrupt government ruled by [[Jews|psychotic con artists]] and [[Italians|equally-psychotic gangsters]], a severe problem of [[poor|homelessness]] of epidemic proportions, and [[fact|the highest AIDS rate in the country]], Kiketown[https://trumanlibrary.org/whistlestop/study_collections/trumanpapers/fbpa/index.php?documentid=HST-FBP_5-24_01&documentYear=1918&documentVersion=both&pagenumber=1] is known far and wide as America's [[assholes|Asshole]] just behind [[Detroit]] (though, at least Detroit is only populated by niggers. Jew York have Jews and Italians who have the intelligence to [[troll]] you out of your money). Like all assholes, New York City continually emits gargantuan quantities of waste; it can be seen from over 300 miles away by the seething, grayish butt of filth that continually rises up from the city.

In New York City, everyone hates everyone else, and yet New Yorkers are 500% sure that they are living "[[lolwut|in da best fuckin' place on Oith!!!!!11111]]". Having no real virtues or accomplishments of their own, New Yorkers pride themselves on being New Yorkers in the same way that [[Texas|toothless, weeks-unwashed Ku Klux Klan hillbillies]] pride themselves on being members of the Master Race.

They also believe that their crude, incomprehensible accent is an indelible badge of superiority, and that New York's crime rate, which is higher than many parts of Sub-Saharan Africa, is actually a tribute to the toughness of the people of New York City. However, everyone knows that New Yorkers are a collection of obese, alcoholic, ignorant, sub-human, violent brutes that prove that Darwin was really, really, REALLY fucking stupid.

At least some hicks can make a positive net gain from their jobs, instead of paying 50-60% of their checks on [[jews|rent]] and [[liberalism|taxes]].

==History==
[[Image:Stalker breezy point.png|thumb|right|A typical day for Mayor Bloomberg.]]
[[Image:Jewrat.jpeg|thumb|right|a common sight on the streets]]
New York City was originally hilly forests inhabited by Indians. However, when the Dutch settled the island, they used a variety of original and creative tactics to get rid of the Indians: a.) [[genocide]]; b.) genocide; c.) bribery; and d.) genocide.

After this had happened, the [[Dutch]] began pimping out their own children to the [[British]], one of their deepest and most respected cultural traditions. This wasn't satisfactory for the British, who conquered New York City, [[pwn|killed]] most of the Dutch, and began planning in detail how to make the most vile, disgusting, and hate-filled metropolis possible (since [[London]]), all [[for the lulz]].

Hence, the British decided that [[Theft|Usury]] would form the basis of New York City's economy, and a convenient place to relocate all of Europe's Jews since Palestine was still ruled by [[Turkey|the Ottoman Kebab empire]]. Of course, the most overtly criminal hive of scum and villainy attracted other criminal groups looking for profit and drugs, which is why New York is so full of [[niggers|hippity hoppers]] and Italians. Pizza only became popular when Italians invented a way to make the already-fat Amerijews even more obese, while Hip Hop and its musical branch "[[Rap]]" was invented by Bronx niggers who wanted to spread New York's obscene crime rate pretending that it is "[[Lie|culture]]". As all these things were exported to the rest of the world in enormous quantities, New York's infamy grew.

Eventually, New Yorkers, especially after the establishment of the Jewnited Nations, developed a life-threatening case of [[USI|unwarranted self-importance]] as the "Capital of the World" despite living in a city dedicated to the worst possible forms of depravity and viciousness, a quality that they retain to this very day.

Recently, New York City has been hit by increasingly weird and violent weather, but New Yorkers being New Yorkers, they still believe it was caused by UFOs instead of [[global warming]].

==People==

Human decency does not exist in New York City, for it is entirely inhabited by [[Jews|sociopaths]], [[Italians|criminals]], [[niggers|wild animals]], [[Spics|lazy immigrants]] and [[fat|obese white trash]]. All of these various ethnic groups believe themselves to be superior to everyone else, and yet all of them are equally repulsive and vile. Because of this, Noo Yawk City has one of the highest interracial crime rates in the country.

Whites are routinely murdered and raped by niggers, Niggers/Italians/Spics routinely deal drugs and inevitably murdered in gang warfare or by the police, and Asians are routinely deported to hell-holes in Southeast Asia (even if they are American citizens). And of course, the Wall Street Jews at the top [[profit]] from all the epic interracial lulz, stealing monies from all races, including each other.

All the government functionaries in New York City, including the police, are far too obese to walk, and far too stupid to communicate via human language. Therefore, all of them rely on their [[guns]] for their efforts at communication, murdering civilians as a matter of course. However, none of them are ever punished in any way, due to the complete corruption of New York City's government.

New York's mayor, [[kike|Mike Bloomberg]], has enough money to solve all of New York's problems forever (over 34 BILLION dollars), but has thus far refused to donate even a penny toward the well-being of his "beloved" city. And yet, New Yorkers continue to elect him by a landslide, over and over again, because they love their hate-filled, violent city just the way it is.

==The Boroughs==
[[Retard|For those who wish to know]], here are the boroughs:

*'''Manhattan''' - AKA New Israel, and is the world capital of criminal finance. This borough is populated by two kinds of people: the upper class consisting of extremely rich, extremely sophisticated and extremely sociopathic [[Jews]], and the lower class consisting of [[Italians]] who alternate between making pizza, shooting each other in mafia wars, collaborating with the aformentioned Jews to screw unfortunate victims (e.g. [[niggers]] and [[You]]) for Profit, and driving taxis to lure drunk women to rape. As you know the Jews and [[Italians|Romans]] were responsible for torturing and killing [[Jesus]] which makes Manhattan one of Satan's major capitals on Earth. These amoral assholes will pretend to be cultured intelligent douchebags (ala Hannibal Lecters) to lure you and make you like them, all the while attempting to convince you to fork over your life savings to them by purchasing some hideously overpriced piece of garbage, or by signing a contract wholly to their advantage causing you, your family and your sons' grandchildren into a life of Debt [[Slavery]]. These honkies also enjoy amassing huge fortunes off of the suffering, starvation and death of Third World peoples (e.g., the Wall Street Jews). For some reason comic books always portray Manhattan and its Art Deco skyscrapers as the capital of superheroes (Metropolis and Gotham are basically this in another name) even though in real life Superman would probably agree to nuke this island due to the amount of [[Jews|IRL supervillains]] and [[Italians|mobster criminals]] who put Lex Luthor to shame.

*'''The Bronx''' - The birth place of the savage animal pseudo-culture known as [[Rap|Hip Hop]], and the exact opposite of rich-and-sophisticated Manhattan, this is a massive ghetto entirely populated by hundreds of gangs of [[niggers|wild]] [[Spics|animals]] so vicious that rape, murder and steal whenever they feel like it. If you value your life, don't come within five miles of this shit-hole. If you, a conservative parent wonders why kids today lisen to [[Rap|horrible trash that is proven to cause total brain death]], just go here and you will be [[rape|first-hand witness]] to what a total [[Somalia|anarchist shithole]] this ghetto is (though recently its title as America's Somalia has been claimed by Detroit).

*'''Harlem''' - Exactly like the Bronx on a smaller scale, full of niggers so conscienceless that they kill any white person who dares to set foot in Harlem within five minutes of their arrival.

*'''Chelsea''', otherwise known as the [[Gay]] Capital of New York, is populated by pretentious, narcissistic, flaming homosexual men, each of whom believes himself to be the only important person in all of existence. Not surprisingly, one out of twenty-four people living in Chelsea has HIV/AIDS; it has been scientifically proven that people can become infected with HIV by merely by looking at anyone living in this hell-hole.

*'''Staten Island''' - This borough has more landfills than actual people, and is therefore known as the Garbage Capital of the World. Other than having landfills big enough to be small countries, Staten Island is remarkable for having absolutely nothing of value within its borders. Yet the average house here costs upwards of a million dollars. Why anyone would put down 5k a month to live in this shithole is beyond comprehension. There are no good places to eat, no places of any cultural significance, and no places with any aesthetic beauty whatsoever. It is populated by ignorant nobodies so forgettable that they have never been counted in any local or national census. Despite being nothing but a sea of generic suburban houses, the median real estate has managed to hit [[over 9000|over 900000]] fucking dollars.

*'''Brooklyn''' - Also known as '''Kings County''', Brooklyn is home to arrogant, belligerent Guidos who spend their entire lives tanning, smoking pot, sleeping around, and speaking with a hilariously unintelligible accent. They are extremely proud of their [[Italian]] heritage, and incessantly babble about how Italians are the greatest people ever to exist. If you point out that this is racist, they will take great offense, and may bitch-slap you across the face for "insulting their heritage". Recently, Brooklynites have converted to a new monotheistic religion dedicated to the worship of Snookie. It is rumored that in order to join this religion, you have to be baptized with home-made tomato sauce, spray-on tan, and the fecal-smelling perfumes that Guidos always wear. Brooklyn is also slowly being colonized by an extremely virulent race of alien invaders known as [[hipsters]]. These strange invaders bring with them lots of money, which they are slowly using to take over the entire borough block by block, gentrifying and skyrocketing the real estate.

*'''Queens''' - Also known as '''Queens County''', Queens is basically a collage of all the aforementioned boroughs, rolled up into one big ball of interracial hatred and epic fail. Fully half of all Queens residents are foreign-born, about a third of which are illegal. These immigrants have formed communities of their own that are almost completely segregated in terms of ethnicity. As a result, Queens is basically a collection of dozens of tiny countries that all hate one another like the Nazis hated the Jews. The resulting butthurt and drama is so intense that it can be scientifically measured via the detection of radio waves. Another result of these warring ethnic enclaves is the complete inability for any Queens resident to speak English. If you go to Queens, you must be fluent in Russian, Swahili, Hindi, Polish, Italian, Ebonics, Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Arabic, Spanish, Portuguese, Thai, Greek, Bulgarian, Albanian, Vietnamese, Burmese, Farsi, Turkish, Zulu, Berber, Malagasy, Mongolian, and Kazakh. Otherwise, you will find yourself stranded there, unable to travel or even order food, mired in the AIDS and fail that is Queens County. On the bright side, the New York Mets are native to Queens; given their history of failure, this should surprise nobody.

==[[9/11]]==

[[Image:IPlaneNY.gif|thumb|9/11 is the source of many internet [[lulz]]]]

The phone number for emergency services.

Best response time to date: 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds.

Fun Fact: New Yorkers subconsciously love the fact that 9/11 happened; it gives them an excuse to vent their rage via cluster bombs dropped on every mud-walled village in the Middle East, the kind filled with starving, unarmed civilians.

==Upstate==

Upstate New York comes in two varieties: the urban areas, which are populated with murderous niggers and spics, and the rural parts, which are populated by fat, greasy, ignorant, gun-toting hillbillies indistinguishable from Southern rednecks.

Albany is filled with slick, manipulative lobbyists and other bureaucratic scum; Syracuse and Rochester are two of the vilest slums in all of America; and Buffalo is a city that nobody will ever care about. Rochester is a fake city, this is why you have never heard of it. Anybody claiming to be from Rochester NY is full of shit. In short, there's a very good reason why the speed limit of the New York State Thruway is 90 miles an hour; nobody in his right mind would ever want to linger there even for a moment.

===People from Upstate New York===
*[[Keemstar]]
*[[ONLYUSEmeBLADE]] - A former Call of Duty commentator who is more recognized for being a major lowlife and alcoholic
*[[Theft King]] - A blander and boring Scarce clone covering FNAF drama and known for getting easily [[butthurt]] over minor criticisms

==Long Island==
[[Image:Elliot spitter.jpg|thumb|NYC's former communist, fascist, liberal governor elect Elliot [[Truth|SPITTER]] is secretly a [[centipede-filled vagina|venomous]] [[dinosaur|primitive reptile]], which perfectly explains why he's [[Rosie O'Donnell|ugly as fuck]] and wants to drive all constitution-defending true Christians off rural and sub-urban Long Island.]]

FUN FACT: Long Island and the entire state of NY is owned and operated by domestic immigrant globalist fascists from various Marxist areas in the world, like [[Cuba]], [[China]], [[Puerto Rico]], [[Vietnam]], and [[North Korea]]. All of these communist fascist Marxists are definitely plotting to destroy America, but they're starting out with the Northeast and the West Coast. Our scientists estimate that by 2023 New York will become its independent state, following a communist ideology.[[Slavery|And they're winning, so get your fat arse off your chinese-made recliner and take some serious action NOW!]]

Home to The Hamptons, Long Island is one of the [[socialism|richest areas]] in the nation. It is also the [[fact|13th most populated island in the world]]. These two factors combine to create the most [[communist]], [[Fascist]] Micro-Capital of the World, the place with the most mind-control-slaves both per capita and per square mile in an island smaller than Iceland.

These pale [[Lie|'rich']] kids, even the kids of a billionaires, pretend to be permanently depressed over the fact that their daddies weren't home enough [[slavery|because they were slaving away at their globalist jobs to provide the necessary money to live on communist fascist Long Island]], or that some muslim/buddhist/etc. tartlet was mean to them once in 6th grade, or because communist-controlled life that serves the [[Bill Gates|Worldwide Technological Oligarchy]] and mass-slavery-social-media-corporations doesn't have any meaning, blah blah blah fucking blah.

The same pale 'rich' kids are always in some gay, toxic relationship where the couple is basically married, hangs out all day every day, and constantly gets angry at each other for no reason; not to mention the only talking to each other part– thats right, he can't have guy friends. An example of this is the relationship between aire to Stallion inc., Alexios Georgiades; and daughter of a very successful botanist, Kat Mongiardo. This relationship is as sick as it gets and they do gross things like eat dirt out of each others privates and put sushi in them. One time, Kat brought Alexios a rare flower from her mother and he just ate it. Yup, the whole thing in one bite, so disrespectful. They need a supervisor– Mr. P.

When these emos graduate globalist, multi-cultural, liberal arts at a tech oligarch owned college in [[HellyWood]], of course, they become Wall Street sociopaths in liberal Ohio that say and do everything they pretended to oppose when they were teenagers. Long Island is also home to endless hordes of pedophillic wealthy honkies for whom dishonesty, communism and the serving of socialist oligarchs is a whole way of life; they will smile at you when you're around, and then say every terrible thing possible about you when you're not present (just before they ruthlessly huff your privates and empty your wallets near a Suffolk County beach.)

They are also so intolerant and tight up the ass, '''due to being sheeply slaves controlled by the genocidal, communist, fascist FBI-controlled Democratic Party''' that they will ostracize you for having a shoelace come undone, supporting educational freedom for NY's petrified, mind-raped democrat-controlled children or for having less than perfect hair that was cleaned with organic american-made shampoo. Who would want to live in a horrific, socialistic, Marxist asylum like this? The answer is easy: [[Sheeple]].

==Videos==

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|<youtube>b1XGPvbWn0A</youtube> <center>'''Shitty meme'''</center>
|<youtube>UuxSn1Z9Rpo</youtube> <center>'''[[Joey Boots]] meets generic Noo yahker'''</center>
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== Gallery ==
{{cg|NY Gallery|nygallery|center|<gallery perrow=7>
Image:Manhattan.JPG|A typical Manhattan street. Also included: [[Retarded]] [[fugly]] guy who blocks traffic and [[at least 100]] taxis.
Image:Staten Island.jpg|Fort Wadsworth in Staten Island is one of the most famous landfills.
File:Small Ground Zero.jpg|LOL ground zero
File:NYC Train Vandalism.jpg|Antisemetic train vandalism lol
File:NYCmantax.png|Man Tax in effect now.
Image:Bronx Niggers.jpg|Typical [[nigras]] from The Bronx. Notice that there are four boys and one girl. [[Rape Clock|We all know what that means...]]
Image:Brooklyn.jpg|The electric company loves Brooklyn so much...
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Image:Queens Blvd.JPG|Chances are, if you are [[Indian]] or a [[Beaner]], you WILL be pwned when crossing Queens Boulevard.
File:Trumpet Kike.gif|Generic Noo Yoikkah{{jew}}
Image:Rich Snob.gif|A [[typical]] citizen of Lower Manhattan.
Image:Kfc riot1.jpg|[[Typical]] citizen's of Upper Manhattan. (Harlem)
File:Catzilla Takes Manhattan.jpg|A typical occurence in Manhattan.
Image:T0nycoolstyle.jpg|A [[typical]] citizen of Greenwich Village, Manhattan.
Image:Tubgirl.jpg|A [[typical]] citizen of Staten Island.
Image:Afreakan.jpg|A [[typical]] citizen of The Bronx.
Image:Db1056ny5.jpg|[[Typical]] citizens of Brooklyn.
Image:TheJEW.png|Obligatory Jew pic. A [[typical]] citizen of Forest Hills, Queens.
Image:Siesta.jpg|A [[typical]] citizen of Woodside, Queens.
Image:Asian.jpg|A [[typical]] citizen of F[[China|r]]ush[[Korea|a]]ng, Queens
File:SpitzerSex.jpg|NYC's ex-governor Elliot SPITZER getting his freak on with a high-end prostitute in a still from a super-secret government video filmed on hidden camera.
File:SpitzerExposed.jpg|NYC's ex-governor Elliot SPITZER was exposed by super-secret government agents to be a client of a high-end prostitution ring in a sex sting operation.
File:Small NYC.JPG|Noo yaahhhk
File:Small Brooklyn Bridge.jpg|Brooklyn yo
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==Famous Jew Yorkers==
*[[Al Sharpton]]
*[[Andy Kaufman]]
*[[fag|Andy Warhol]]
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]
*[[Arab|Mohammed Atta]]
*[[Bernie Madoff]]
*[[Biggie Smalls]]
*[[Drumpf]]
*[[Eliot Spitzer]]
*<strike>[[nigger|Jay-Z]]</strike> [[homosexual|Gay-Z]]
*[[George Carlin]]
*[[Happy Negro]]
*[[Hillary Clinton]]
*[[Howard Stern]]
*[[Seinfeld|Jerry Seinfeld]]
*[[Jordan Neely]]
*[[wigger|Kinto]], 7chan moderator
*[[Lena Dunham]]
*[[moot]]
*[[Queen Kong]]
*[[Rudy Giuliani]]
*[[Woody Allen]]
*[[9/11|2,603 Stinking Corpses]]

==People Who Have Never Been To New York==
*[[Linkara]]
*[[Hitler]]
*[[You]]

==See Also==
[[Image:Subway Queen Kong Dance.jpg|thumb|[[Queen Kong|Typical subway commuters.]]]]

*[[9/11]]
*[[Susan J. Elliott]] Epitome of the angry, hate spewing New Yorker.
*[[New York Yankees]]
*[[Guidos]]
*[[Drugs]]
*[[Pittsburgh Paint Job]]
*[[Prostitutes]]
*[[Homeless]]
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
*[[Michael Bloomberg]]
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{{Jews}}
{{Timeline|Featured article September 11, [[2005]]|[[George Bush doesn't care about black people]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[9/11]]}}
{{Timeline|Featured article September 11 & 12, [[2017]]|[[Title IX]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Steve Bannon]]}}

[[Category:Locations]]

Africa

2025-12-18T04:32:35Z

Coelacanth: /* Those african countries who haven't an ED Page */

{{notice| <s>[[You]] may be looking for '''[[AIDS]]'''.</s> Nope, this is the right article. Definitely. }}
{{spoiler|the continent with the greatest natural wealth only produces aids, witches, insane dictators, and a global plague of niggers}}
 
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[[File:Aceofspaidsvsafrica.JPG|thumb|right|350px|Technically, it is also a space of spades]]
[[File:Ungrateful niggers.jpg|350px|right]]
Ever driven through the [[Ghetto]]? Now imagine a ghetto the size of an entire fucking continent and you'll begin to understand the [[IRL]] edition of ''[[Planet of the Apes]]''. '''Africa''' (also known as "Blackistan", "Africoon", "Assfrica", "Niggerland", "Lolfrica", "Africunt", "Aidsfrica", "Gayfrica", "Rapefrica" or "Hell") is a wretched hive of scum and villainy further south than [[Europe]] and much [[Detroit|darker]], almost completely uninhabitable where (with the exception of Egypt) Civilization has never progressed beyond primitive Stone-Age tribal shit-throwing. Africa is [[fact|made mostly of dirt, AIDS, diseases]], [[Niggers|Apes]], Rapes, Apes that rape, Rape of apes, [[Watermelonz|Poisonous oversized grapes]], [[Ebola virus|Biohazard]] warning tape, and Homicidal dudes who escape.

It is generally accepted that the only white people found in Africa are intelligent, kind Europeans who give kittens and [[Сибирской_говор|free textbooks]] to black families on a regular basis. The lunatic Africans kill them in return for their kindness. '''{{archive|qXhR1|Proof.}}'''

==History==
{{main|Afrocentrism}}
The entire continent has never progressed at all due to the fact that it is uninhabited by actual Humans, only by niggers whose evolution never progressed beyond that of the monkey. Despite the fact that you can strike precious minerals such as diamond and Uranium anywhere you dig, the [[niggers|indigenous animals]] are to [[retard]]ed to be able to comprehend [[White|Human]] technology and government systems, instead eating each other and/or raping chimpanzees (this is where HIV originated from). There has never been a day in African history where somebody isn't starving or war isn't going on, or [[at least 100|anything less than 100]] children have been pwned. The only way to keep up with this high death rate is by making babies as fast as possible, raping even more people and therefore spreading [[AIDS]]. Despite the whole world pouring money into it, they still can't figure how to stop raping and eating each other. And they are so stupid that instead of moving, they'd rather walk three miles every day for water.

===[[Stone Age|African Civilization]]===
{{main|WE WUZ KANGZ}}
[[Image:Darwin on Africa.jpg|thumb|220px|Darwin tells like it is]]
African Civilization is an oxymoron made up by liberal autists that have nothing better to do but wallow in nigger's shit and AIDS. African civilization is a myth made up by the American government to make niggers think that their 'friends' in Africa (That actually hate American niggers, because they are the descendants of the slave class in Africa) are smart (they are not). If you 'learn' about African civilization in history class, call your teacher out on his bullshit and say "African civilization is an oxymoron" and proceed to [[An Hero]] the entire class and yourself.

===Economy===
{{main|Welfare}}
There are two wonderful jobs you can get in Africa. One is [[whore|spreading AIDS]], and the second is [[army|becoming a child soldier]]. People serving in both occupations are on average about two years old. Morons like [[U2|Bono]] made [[Amerikkka]] give a lot of money to Africa, but it's just as shit as it's ever been. The odd celebrity will also deposit a few thousand bucks to the continent to get rid of that extra money lying around while keeping up their image to appear as though they genuinely care. Billions has been put towards the ongoing poverty over the years, yet it's still a shithole, even when basic education for farming has been introduced.

===Healthcare===
{{main|Death}}
[[Image:Cowanusfeed.jpg|thumb|220px|right|<s>[http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V4188& A traditional African cure.]</s> Dead]]
Feeling unwell? You have AIDS. But never mind, just pop along to your local witch doctor, because niggers are too dumb to build a decent medical center. They've got enough bizarre and wonderfully useless concoctions that'll most likely put you out of your misery rather than heal you of it. Tastes funny? Stop bitching! Because you know what they say, if it tastes bad it's good for you!

Frequent appointments to the Voodoo Hut may also involve having your daughter's [[clitoris]] cut off with a blunt rock. Remember girls, only men in Africa are privileged to the joy of sexual pleasure!

===Negromancy===

{{main|Witchcraft}}
Africa is a place where black magic genuinely happens. It is hard for western observers to perceive the subtle ways in which magic works, but the savage is more in tune with nature's mysteries and this explains why IRL examples of witchcraft, conjuring, lycanthropy, and similar ju-ju events tend to look completely fucking stupid when filmed.

Here are some examples. Warning, do not watch if you are of a nervous disposition.

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;The self-driving car - another nigger invention stolen by whitey
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;This tree is bewitched
|<youtube>ibtvnNQAzOM</youtube>
;Compelling evidence of lycanthropy
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;A magician's curse has closed this woman's punani
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;This witch crashed while flying above a hut}}
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==[[Shit that will never happen|African Culture]]==
 
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;This is Africa
|<youtube>SBfgtY_rM08</youtube>
;The National Anthem of Africa
|<youtube>BymeLkZ7GqM</youtube>
;Movies in Africa
|<youtube>euXQbZDwV0w</youtube>
;Laws on Homosexuality
|<youtube>Lqg8I4w0ItM</youtube>
;Like [[india|indians]],africans cant poo in the loo}}
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===Tourism===
{{main|Justine Sacco}}
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File:Snake kebab (nigeria).png|No drumsticks, but plenty of breasts
File:Catepillar surprise.jpg|Some kind of bugs
File:African food (some kind of fish in vomit) from ghana.jpg|Haut cuisine de l'Afrique
File:African food - mopane worms.jpg|Another dainty morsel
File:African food - isi ewu (spicy goat's head, Nigerian).jpg|[[DO NOT WANT|Waste not, want not]]
File:African calamari (actually cow stomach).jpg|So tempting
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</center>
 
There are thousands of reasons why the holidaymaker should go to Africa. Millions. We're not going to list them all because it would take too long. But you can look forward to:
#[[War|Unspoiled]] [[Disease|natural]] [[Poverty|beauty.]]
#[[JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR|Incredible wildlife.]]
#[[Disgusting|Exotic]] [[Vomit|cuisine.]]
#[[Rape|Friendly]] [[Cannibalism|natives.]]
Whatever your reason for visiting Africa, we can guarantee you that you will [[Literally|find it difficult to leave.]]
 
 
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File:Road safety (darker = worse) - africa is a hellhole.jpg|Best to hire a tank
File:Security risk (redder = worse) - africa is a hellhole.jpg|Got legal and kidnap insurance?
File:Health risk (redder = worse) - africa is a hellhole.jpg|Don't forget those vaccinations
File:Africa is a hellhole - cities ranked by quality of life.png|So much to choose from
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==National Pastimes==

[[File:Race_relations.jpg|thumb|right|220|Some blacks participate in the human race]]
[[File:OhsnapyougottheAIDS.jpg|thumb|150px|right|Oh snap!]]
[[File:Niggerattacker.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Bitches gonna get raped!]]

Africa is a simple land of simple pleasures. These pleasures consist of eating [[shit]] you find on the ground, AIDS, [[rape]], and rape with AIDS.

In Africa, they will eat ANYTHING. See that monkey? It's food. Oh look, a pile of cow shit! Food! If it tries to run away, the Africans will hurl spears and rocks at it until it stops moving. Some African tribes evolved the habit of kicking things to death instead. Thus, African [[soccer]] was born.

Whatever can not be eaten will be fucked. AIDS supposedly came from some bored African fucking a green monkey. Why anyone would fuck a creature that has obviously gone rotten is beyond the understanding of most civilized countries, but this is Africa - deal with it! And what is fucking when one party isn't into it? RAEP!

[[truth|Africans use rape for everything]] - [https://www.change.org/p/demand-south-africa-address-its-corrective-rape-epidemic Seriously!] Rape is used to cure [[gay|faggots]], get [[wimmin]] back into the kitchen, show how manly you are, pass the time, proper disposal for rancid monkey carcasses, and more! In fact, tribal medicine even says that raep cures AIDS. However, [[bitches don't know|retards in Africa don't know]] that it won't work, ensuring much [[AIDS|lulz]] to be spread around the continent.

Little do many know, but there is indeed a vaccine created for the AIDS virus. Too bad nobody in Africa can afford it. There are too many faggots in the Western world loaded with money to even care, dat's why they got the AIDS. Major butthurt and SLAVE pwnage.

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|<youtube>XEIFW40Y6Mk</youtube>
;Wild niglets perform their war-dance
|<youtube>hR90t55CvbE</youtube>
;A tribe that hasn't discovered fucking fire yet
|<youtube>AdmKS1MPp_w</youtube>
;African rave
|<youtube>exVUMClsiKY</youtube>
;Africans who have never met white people before
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;Moar African rave}}
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==Politics==
[[File:Africa is a hellhole - world corruption index (transparency international, 2018).png|thumb|right|75px|Corruption]]
If there's one aspect of modernity that the stinking cess-pit of Africa has embraced, it's corrupt military dictatorships. Present-day Africa is mainly notable for the number of [[Hitlers|Nigglers]] that it has produced, some of whom are so spectacularly mad and vicious that they make [[Saddam Hussein]] look like a jolly decent chap and a bit of a shrinking violet. None of Africa's tyrants has ever been overthrown by the USA, but that might be because America knows from [[Slavery|first-hand experience]] that freeing niggers just isn't worth the trouble in the long run. Here is a slideshow of some of the dark continent's [[Notable|top-rated]] tyrants.
 
 
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File:General_mobutu_sese_seko.png|'''General Mobutu Sese Seko of the Democratic Republic of Congo.''' Full name: ''Mobutu Sese Seko Nkuku Ngbendu Wa Za Banga'' ("The all-powerful warrior who, because of his endurance and inflexible will to win, goes from conquest to conquest, leaving fire in his wake.") •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1965 (deposed 1997) •'''Notable for:''' Banning state media from mentioning anyone else by name and for embezzling up to $15bn from the treasury (more than Congo's entire national debt)
File:Jean-bedel_bokassa,_central_african_republic.jpg|'''Emperor Jean-Bedel Bokassa I of the Central African Republican Empire.''' '''Full title:''' ''“Emperor of Central Africa by the will of the Central African people, united within the national political party, the MESAN."'' '''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1966 (deposed 1979) •'''Notable for:''' insanity, embezzlement, murder and cannibalism
Image:Idi-Amin-Dada.jpg|'''General Idi Amin Dada of Uganda.''' '''Full title:''' ''"His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular."'' (Also, rightful King of Scotland.) •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1971 (deposed 1978) •'''Notable for:''' insanity, cannibalism, murdering around half a million Ugandans, and banning state media from carrying reports about a speaking tortoise that was rumored to be prophesying his downfall
File:Uganda president yoweri museveni.jpg|'''President Yoweri Museveni of Uganda''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1986, still in power as of 2017 •'''Notable for:''' outlawing opposition parties until fiddling elections in 1996, 2001 (when he threatened to murder the leader of the opposition), 2006 (when he had the opposition leader arrested on a treason charge, later thrown out by the Supreme Court), and 2011 (similar shit again). The best bit? At each election, Museveni violated the constitution by using his position as commander in chief to order that the entire army had to vote for him. Along the way, there have been the usual massacres and assassinations. Being [[Redundant|a Bible-bashing nig-nog,]] he is utterly obsessed with the [[Homosexual agenda|gays,]] and believes that Eurofaggots are visiting Uganda to sign up [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|new recruits.]] Was quite keen on two national newspapers, which promoted his anti-poofery propaganda, until they published the fact that he was planning to assassinate members of his own government, stay in office for life, and appoint his own son as his successor. So Museveni closed both newspapers and tried to make [[Fake News|"false reporting"]] a criminal offense (the Supreme Court threw it out).
File:General sani abacha, nigeria.png|'''General Sani Abacha of Nigeria.''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1993 (deposed 1998), having previously taken part in three military coups on behalf of other generals. •'''Notable for:''' embezzling an estimated $5bn from public funds and being the fourth most corrupt head of state in modern history.
File:Gambia president, Al Hadji Yahya Jammeh.jpg|'''President Al Hadji Yahya Jammeh of [[Hambeast|Gambia.]]''' '''Full title:''' His Excellency Sheikh Professor Alhaji Dr. Yahya Abdul-Aziz Awal Jemus Junkung Jammeh Naasiru Deen Babili Mansa, Commander in Chief of The Armed Forces and Chief Custodian of the Sacred Constitution of the Gambia (also an honorary Colonel in [[Kentucky|the Commonwealth of Kentucky)]] •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1994 (deposed 2017 after trying to fiddle a democratic election that he had just lost) •'''Notable for:''' Massacring student protesters, commanding a special forces regiment of undercover witchdoctors, making journalists disappear without trace, curing AIDS with [[KFC|a secret blend of herbs and spices,]] making faggotry a capital offense
File:Isaias Afwerki president of eritrea.jpg|'''President Isaias Afwerki of Eritrea''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1991 (still in power as of 2017) •'''Notable for:''' outlawing all political opposition parties, abolishing independent media, handing the court system over to tribal elders and witch-doctors who govern entire towns with no accountability, embarking on a ruinous on/off war with neighboring Ethiopia that has lasted 25 years and bankrupted both nations despite the only thing at stake being some bits of fucking useless desert. During a national famine, Afwerki turned down offers of food aid, saying it would make Eritreans become "lazy." He then decided that confiscating 90% of their crops would make farmers work harder. For some reason, Eritrea's population has declined a little and no economic miracle has occurred.
File:Zimbabwe president robert mugabe.jpg|'''President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' failed several times as a [[Communist|marxist]] [[Terrorist|terrorist,]] before being ''democratically elected'' president in 1980. This was a purely symbolic role with no actual powers, so in 1987 he had himself declared the head of state, head of government, and commander-in-chief of the armed forces, in which positions he continued until he was overthrown in another military coup on November 14, 2017. •'''Notable for:''' Destroying the Zimbabwean economy by stealing farmland from white farmers (who were capable of actually managing it) and giving it to homeless niggers instead (who weren't). Suddenly, there were food shortages, 80% unemployment, inflation hit 100,000%, and life expectancy slumped to 36 for men and 34 for women. Mugabe is currently 184 years old and seems certain to achieve his cherished ambition of outliving everyone else in Zimbabwe.
File:Emmerson Mnangagwa interim president of zimbabwe.jpg|300px|'''Interim president Emmerson Mnangagwa of Zimbabwe''' '''AKA:''' "The Crocodile" •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' November 14, 2017 Survived Mugabe's earlier attempt to assassinate him with magical explosive diahorrea (see below) and went into exile, is now back with a vengeance and promising "change". Which probably means more of the same.
File:Francisco Macas Nguema.jpg|'''President Macias Nguema of Equatorial Guinea''' '''Full title:''' TL;DR because he kept adding stuff, such as "Unique Miracle" and "Grand Master of Education, Science, and Culture" before finally changing the national motto to ''"There is no other God than Macías Nguema"'' which pretty much covered everything •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' ''Democratically elected in 1966'' but abolished the constitution and all opposition political parties in 1971 and declared himself supreme ruler (deposed 1979 by his own nephew) •'''Notable for:''' insanity, murder, banning boat-fishing in case any of his subjects tried to escape (he turned the only road out of Guinea into a minefield, for the same reason), keeping the entire treasury balance in suitcases under his bed, and carrying out the lulziest assassination of all time (forcing 150 opponents into a football stadium, and having them shot on Christmas Eve by snipers dressed as Santa Claus while playing "Those Were the Days" by Mary Hopkin over the PA system)
File:Equatorial guinea president teodoro obiang nguema mbasogo.jpg|'''President Obiang Mbasogo of Equatorial Guinea''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1979, by deposing and murdering [[:File:Francisco Macas Nguema.jpg|his uncle.]] (still in power as of 2017) •'''Notable for:''' being a case of "meet the new boss, same as the old boss." President Mbasogo is officially “the country’s god” with “all power over men and things.” In case anyone missed that subtlety, it has been clarified that the president “can decide to kill without anyone calling him to account and without going to hell.” What with his uncle and now him, Equatorial Guinea itself already resembles Hell, with government-sanctioned kidnapping, torture administered by the security service, casual murders conducted quite openly, and (of course) cannibalism. The discovery of oil in Equatorial Guinea has done nothing to alleviate poverty, unless you are Mbasogo himself who has amassed between $600 million and $1 billion, thank you very much.
File:President Hissène Habré of Chad and his Nigga Ronald.jpg|'''President Hissène Habré of Chad''' '''Also Known As:''' ''"Africa's Pinochet"'' (explanation below) •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1982, deposed 1990 (see next slide) •'''Notable for:''' the usual. Armed and financed by the USA during the [[Ronald Reagan|Reagan administration]] [https://www.democracynow.org/2016/5/31/from_us_ally_to_convicted_war] due to his opposition to [[Muammar_Gaddafi|Libya.]] Hence the above-mentioned nickname. His luck ran out when the Gipper toddled off into retirement, and he was overthrown just two years later. Convicted in 2016 of numerous war crimes and crimes against humanity (i.e., rape, sexual slavery, torturing 200,000 people and ordering the murders of 40,000 more). Now serving life imprisonment with no parole.
File:President_idriss_déby_of_chad_on_his_fucking_gold_throne.jpg|'''President Idriss Déby of Chad''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' Deposed [[:File:Chad_president_(1982-90)_hissène_habré.jpg|that guy]] in 1990 (still in power as of 2017) •'''Notable for:''' being in power when Chad's oil reserves were discovered and tapped in the mid-90s, leading to a flood of state income that has [[O RLY|simply disappeared]] somewhere along the line. In 2005-6, Chad was voted the most corrupt nation on the entire planet. As of 2017 Chad is officially listed as a [[Fail|"Failed State,"]] and is the [[Poor|seventh-poorest]] country on Earth, with 80% of the population living at subsistence level or below.
File:Charles taylor president of liberia (1997-2003).jpg|'''President Charles Taylor of Liberia''' '''Campaign slogan:''' ''"He killed my ma, he killed my pa, but I'll vote for him"'' (Trufax! [https://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/aug/04/westafrica.qanda]) •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1996, went legit by getting elected the next year (deposed 2003) •'''Notable for:''' in the words of the judge at Taylor's 2012 trial: "aiding and abetting as well as planning some of the most heinous and brutal crimes recorded in human history"; also the first head of state to be convicted of war crimes since [[Who?|Karl Donitz]] at [[100 years ago|Nuremberg.]] Guilty on 11 counts of war crimes (and crimes against humanity), including terrorism, sexual slavery, child conscription, pillage, rape, and murder. (No cannibalism, though.) Currently serving [[Over 9000|50]] years in [[England|England.]] •'''Fun fact:''' conspired with televangelist [[Pat Robertson]] to set up a mining operation and sell black market diamonds under cover of "humanitarian relief missions"
File:King mswati III of swaziland.jpg|'''Mswati III of Swaziland''' '''Full title:''' His [[Obesity|Majesty]] King Mswati III, Ingwenyama of Swaziland and Grand Master of [[Srsly|the Royal Order of the Great She-Elephant]] •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' Sort of. Succeeded his father as absolute monarch (and commander in chief of the army) in 1986... at the age of 14 •'''Notable for:''' being in control of everything, as in having the power to fill any government position (including that of Prime Minister) by clicking his fingers; having the power to dissolve parliament, cancel elections, and veto laws; currently having 15 wives (one of whom he kidnapped and forcibly married while she was still in school); holding annual beauty competitions of 10,000 contestants in order to choose his next wife; arbitrarily kidnapping, jailing, torturing and murdering people who annoy him; trying to force parliament to pass a law compelling the branding and sterilization of women with [[HIV]]; eating up $60m every year in "running costs" for his ever-expanding family (while the average citizen earns $1.25 a day); and absent-mindedly pissing away 10% of Swaziland's entire GDP by building an international airport in the middle of fucking nowhere that has never been used because he lost interest halfway through
File:Juv%C3%A9nal_Habyarimana_(1980).jpg|'''President [[Rwandan Genocide|Juvénal Habyarimana]] of Rwanda''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1973, stood for unopposed re-election in 1978 (and got 98.99% of the vote), 1983 (got 99.97%), and 1988 (got 99.98%). •'''Notable for:''' being [[Duh|a totalitarian dictator]] who rounded up crowds who were then forced by soldiers to worship him by singing and dancing during his rallies. Not nearly extreme enough, so he was assassinated in 1994 and replaced with a puppet president who was more enthusiastic about genocide (see next slide)
File:Theodore sindikubwabo, president of rwanda (april-july 1994).png|'''[[Resident Evil|Acting President]] Théodore Sindikubwabo of Rwanda''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' was ''installed as acting president by a military junta,'' on April 9, 1994, three days after the assassination of [[:File:Juv%C3%A9nal_Habyarimana_(1980).jpg|his predecessor]] (overthrown himself on July 19, 1994) •'''Notable for:''' presiding over the most efficient [[Rwandan Genocide|genocide]] in history, with an estimated 1,000,000 niggers killed in just under 100 days

File:Mengistu Haile Mariam 3.jpg|'''President Mengistu Haile Mariam of Ethiopia''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' was installed as acting Head of State by a military junta, later appointed president of Ethiopia was Acting Head of State for 11 days under the [[Communist|Marxist]] military junta named the Derg, later became Head of State 3 February 1977 and established the People's republic of Ethiopia of which he was President until his forced resignation 10 September 1991. •'''Notable for:''' [[Torture|Torturing]] and murdering up to a million of his political opponents, forcing his people to live in the [[AIDS|disease filled]] areas of the country during a time of frequent drought, causing two separate famines, starving up to 2 million of his subjects to death and being so unpopular that every political party in the country united in a civil war to depose him.

File:Sudan_president_omar_al_bashir.jpg|'''President Omar al-Bashir of Sudan''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1980 (overthrown in 2019) •'''Notable for:''' overseeing a civil war that killed around 500,000 Sudanese and displaced around 2.5m more (out of a total population of 6.2m). Currently subject to a global arrest warrant issued by the International Criminal Court in 2009, after indictment on five counts of crimes against humanity (murder, extermination, forcible transfer, torture and rape) and two counts of war crimes (pillaging and intentionally directing attacks against civilians)
File:Togo_president_(1967-2005)_gnassingbé_eyadéma.jpg|'''[[Zombie|President]] Gnassingbé Eyadéma of Togo''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1967 (died in office, 2005) •'''Notable for:''' starring as an indestructible superhero in his own state-published comic and making it compulsory reading in schools, having a troupe of 1,000 negresses who sang and danced in his praise at public appearances, and attempting to go legit by standing for election in 1993. He ran unopposed and got 96% of the vote. In 1998 he was re-elected (on a low turnout due to voters fearing for their lives after hundreds of opposition party activists were mysteriously murdered).
File:Malawi president hastings kamuzu banda.jpg|'''President Hastings Banda of Malawi''' '''Full title:''' ''"His Excellency the Life President of the Republic of Malaŵi, Ngwazi Dr. Hastings Kamuzu Banda."'' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' ''Became Prime Minister'' (not elected) when Malawi gained independence in 1964. He then rewrote the constitution and got himself elected "President for Life" in a single-candidate vote. •'''Notable for:''' As Banda himself put it: "Everything I say is literally the law." TV was illegal, books were edited by hand before sale, telephone calls were rationed and monitored (and terminated if politics was mentioned), official portraits were hung in every room (and there was a law against hanging anything at a greater height than the portrait), mail was opened and edited on an industrial scale, all adults were required to become members of Banda's political party (in a one-party state), nudity and kissing were edited out of movies before theatrical release, men were subject to enforced haircuts to ensure social decorum, you get the idea. Had four of his cabinet ministers murdered by hammering tent-pegs into their skulls and then declared they had been killed in an auto-collision.
File:South_africa_president_jacob_zuma.jpg|'''President Jacob Zuma of [[South Africa]]''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' Almost. Was a member of the banned ANC Party until [[Apartheid]] was overthrown, then climbed to power during the Mandela years. Forced to retire on February 14, 2018 •'''Notable for: '''being charged with corruption for taking R500,000 in bribes from an arms dealer (he resigned, was charged, got cronies to interfere with the prosecution, charges were overturned, reinstated, and finally dropped again); being charged with [[YGGR|rape]] in 2005 (acquitted); believing that teenage mothers should have their babies abducted and be forced into education (Zuma has six wives, an estimated 20 legitimate children, seven illegitimate ones, and receives an annual total exceeding R1m for "family support" as head of state); said in 2005 he would only serve one four-year term in office but was still in power nearly a decade later wanted one of his wives to succeed him (so that he could manipulate her and avoid corruption charges). Zuma's profiteering and sleaze cost the nation an estimated $85bn during his period in office.
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===Censorship===
 
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File:Scouting for the reaper by jacob m appel.jpg|Book of short stories, banned in Eritrea since 2014 (Read it {{waybackvid|ScoutingForTheReaper|here}})
File:Eritrea famine - smuggled photo (2017).png|Reporting of Eritrean famine, banned 2017 (Read about it here: [https://www.newstatesman.com/world/2017/04/famine-eritrean-government-doesnt-want-you-know-about])
File:'my father's daughter' (memoir) by hannah pool.jpg|Banned in Eritrea (Read it {{waybackvid|myfathersdaughte0000pool|here}})
File:'i didn't do it for you' by michela wrong.jpg|Banned in Eritrea (Read it {{waybackvid|ididntdoitforyou00wron|here}})
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File:'the spear' by brett murray (portrait of jacob zuma).jpg|Painting, banned in South Africa, 2016
File:DEL_isis_shit.jpg|Banned for obscenity in Egypt, 2015
File:'sex retreat' collage by john kamicha.jpg|Banned in Kenya, 2017
panel 27 of 'china loves africa' by Michael Soi (2016).jpg|Banned in Kenya, 2016
File:Untitled - Canon Rumanzi (2013).jpg|Banned in Uganda, 2013
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[[File:African internet access map 2015.png|thumb|right|200px|The Dark Internet Continent]]
Surprisingly, the internet is not censored anywhere in Africa. Not-so-surprisingly, this is because [[Fact|only 12% of Africans have any internet access.]] That minority consists of people who live within a day's travel of the [[Retro|new-fangled]] [[1990s|"internet cafés"]] and can afford to spend a whole week's income just to waste 30 minutes waiting for a single .gif animation to download. (Did we mention that only 1% of Africans has access to broadband?)

At present, internet usage is so rare that in (e.g.) Burkino Faso, a regulatory body called [[Arbcom|"the Superior Council of Communication"]] can effectively [[Recent changes patrol|monitor the entire online population]] to ensure compliance with local law.

In May 2012 the Council issued a [[WTF|formal warning]] to a site after a user insulted [[Big Brother|the nation's President]] during a [[Flame War|forum debate,]] forcing the site's owners to publish an apology and undertake to prevent any further misconduct.

The whole continent of Africa currently has fewer phone lines than [[New York City]] but [[Unrealistic expectations|this may change in the future.]] If it does, expect the phenomenon of [[Eternal September|"Eternal September"]] to be replaced by "Eternal [[Kwanzaa|Kwanzaa,"]] in which a large amount of online activity will consist of niggers trying to put [[Voodoo|curses]] on their enemies by sending them [[Dinosaurs|the "I Love You" virus.]] [[Some argue|It is furthermore estimated]] that by the year 3000 the entire GDP of Nigeria will be derived from [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|419 scams.]] But more optimistic forecasts estimate that most of Africa will have died of AIDS before this can happen.

==African TV==

Incredibly, [[Electric Jew|television]] has been accepted by the people of Africa, without TV salesmen being hacked to death by villagers. Since the entire continent is essentially medieval but with electricity, [[Some argue|it is believed]] that Africans regard TV as a form of crystal ball, which reveals faraway wonders when it is gazed upon. And it does indeed produce wonders, if you are from a civilized country you will scarcely believe your eyes at the content produced for African audiences.

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;November 17, 1993 - "We interrupt your scheduled viewing for an important announcement..."(You can tell he means [[Serious business|business]] when he promises to eliminate [[419|419)]]
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;Troublesome mermaids are dealt with firmly in Nigeria. Full-length original {{ytlink|IKCSwwens88|here}}
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;January 29, 1986 - "We interrupt your scheduled viewing for an important announcement..."
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;Zimbabwe's most popular soap - a gritty depiction of real life (i.e., [[Nigger stole my bike|bike theft,]] mud huts, and witches)
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;November 14, 2017 - "We interrupt your scheduled viewing for an important announcement..."
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;A well-edited episode of Ghana's favorite drama series climaxes in a gruelling fight (May or not be in English, can't really tell for sure)
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== Those african countries who haven't an ED Page ==

This is a section dedicated to every country who hasn't a ED page and maybe redirects you to this boring page.

* [[File:MiniflagAlgeria.png]] Algeria - Big country located in the sand nigger area (Northernmost part). It was a Frenchie colony before its independence from France. Algeria's national languages are Arabic and French.

* [[File:MiniflagAngola.png]] Angola - [[Portugal|Portunigger]] country located in the southwest. It is known for its commie flag, for its [[China|chinese]] trading policy and for its poverty. Angola's national language is portuguese.

* [[File:MiniflagBenin.png]] Benin - Another old French colony located in the center-west. It is known for its oil producing and for its poverty. Its national language is French and its old name was Dahomey.

* [[File:MiniflagBurkina_Faso.png]] Burkina Faso - Yet another Frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its poverty, bad presidents and for being [[ISIS]]'s playground. Burkina Faso's old name was Upper Volta and its national language, French.

* [[File:MiniflagBurundi.png]] Burundi - Belgian colony located in center-south. Burundi is known mostly for its huge poverty rate. Its national languages are French and Kirundi.

* [[File:MiniflagCameroon.png]] Cameroon - Another French colony located in the center-west. Cameroon is known for its volcanic parks, poverty and tragedy ratio. Its president is {{age|1933|2|13}} years old and the national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagCapeVerde.png]] Cape Verde - Another portunigger colony located in the sahar... I mean, the Atlantic ocean, northwest. It is known for having beautiful beaches, a shipwreck and its [[fake|low]] poverty rate. The Cape Verde's national language is Portuguese.

* [[File:MiniflagChad.png]] Chad - Another French colony [[Forced Meme|forced meme-named]] country located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its poverty, having the exact same flag as [[Romania]] and for being brainrotted. Its national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagComoros.png]] Comoros - Yet another French colony located in the Mozambique canal, southeast. It is known for being a tax haven for those rich bankers. Its national language is surprisingly Arabic.

* [[File:Cd.gif]] Democratic Republic of the Congo - Old name:Zaire, is a big Belgian colony country located in the central-south. It is known for having famous people like [[William Unek]] and for its poverty. DR Congo's national languages are French and Lingala.

* [[File:MiniflagDjibouti.png]] Djibouti - Another piece of French colony located in the Horn of Africa. It is known for being an important strategic point in the economy, despite being poor, for its international military bases and for its volcanic system. Djibouti's national languages are Arabic and French.

* [[File:MiniflagEquatorialGuinea.png]] Equatorial Guinea - [[Dago|Spanish]] colony located in the center-west. It is known for being the only country in Africa that speaks Spanish, being a dictatorship, its oil production, and its poverty. Its president has ruled the country for nearly 50 years and national language is [[Dago|Spanish]].

* [[File:MiniflagEritrea.png]] Eritrea - [[Wop|Italian]] colony located in the Horn of Africa. It is known for being a dictatorship and the Tigray terrorists' HQ. Its national languages are Tigrinya and Arabic.

* [[File:MiniflagEthiopia.png]] Ethiopia - Dependent country located in the Horn of Africa. It is known for being the aforementioned Tigray terrorists' playground and for its poverty. Ethiopia's national languages are Arabic, Amharic and Oromo.

* [[File:MiniflagGabon.png]] Gabon - Another French colony country located in the center-west. Gabon is known for famous people like [[Soccer|Pierre Aubameyang]], for its oil producing and for its poverty. Gabon's national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagGambia.png]] Gambia - [[UK|Britfag]] colony located in the northwest. It is known for being a country on a river and for its poverty. Gambia's national language is surprisingly English.

* [[File:MiniflagGhana.png]] Ghana - Another britfag colony located in the center-west. It is known for its [[engrish]] accent, for its oil producing industry and for its poverty. Ghana's national language is English.

* [[File:MiniflagGuinea.png]] Guinea - Yet another Frenchie colony located in the center-west, almost in the Sahara. It is known for its poverty, what do you expect? Its national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagGuineaBissau.png]] Guinea-Bissau - Portunigger colony country located in the center-west. Is known for being a Guinea copypasta and for its numerous islands. Its national language, is Portuguese.

* [[File:MiniflagIvory Coast.png]] Ivory Coast - Another Frenchie colony located in the center-west. Ivory Coast is known for its people, who pisses off if you don't call the country "[[Moonspeak|Côte d'Ivoire]]", for its oil producing industry and for its poverty. Its national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagLesotho.png]] Lesotho - Originally called Basutoland, is another britfag colony located inside [[South Africa]]. It is known for being "Africa's ceiling", its [[Music|"Famo]] [[Nigger|Gangsters"]], its poverty, being the [[AIDS]] central in Africa and its shitty medical system. Lesotho's national languages are English and Sesotho.

* [[File:MiniflagMalawi.png]] Malawi - Originally called Nyasaland, is another britfag colony located in the south. Malawi is known for owning the entire Nyasa lake, for its [[AIDS]] rate and for its poverty. Malawi's national languages are english and Chichewa.

* [[File:MiniflagMali.png]] Mali - Another Frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its poverty rate and for being another [[ISIS]] playground. Its national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagMauritania.png]] Mauritania - Guess what? Mauritania is another Frenchie colony. It is located in the Sahara desert, most concretely in the west coast. It is known for being a shipwreck and scrapyard mass factory and for its poverty. Its national language is Arabic and... FRENCH! yeah, again.

* [[File:MiniflagMauritius.png]] Mauritius - Mauritius, is another Frenchie colony located in middle of the Indian ocean. It is known for being a tax heaven for every banker and for being the [[Bird|Dodo]]'s home. The Mauritius' national languages are English, French and Mauritian creole.

* [[File:MiniFlagNamibia.png]] Namibia - [[Germany|Das Krautkolonien]] located in the southwest. It is known for being a trash bin for old ships, being a desert, being abandoned, its diamonds and for its poverty. Namibia's national language is surprisingly English.

* [[File:MiniflagNiger.png]] Niger - AKA:Nigger, is another Frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its lulzy name, for being another ISIS playground and for its poverty and child death rate. Its national language is French.

* [[File:Ng.gif]] Nigeria - AKA:Niggerland, is another britfag colony country located in the center-west. It is known for being a [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|Email scam center]], being the Boko-Haram's playground, its [[engrish]] accent and for its poverty. Nigeria's national languages are English, Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo, Fula and a moar.

* [[File:MiniflagCongo.png]] Republic of the Congo - AKA:DR Congo's bitch, is another Frenchie colony country located in the center-west. It is known for its oil industry, for being the original country named Congo and for its poverty rate. Its national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagSenegal.png]] Senegal - Senegal, is another Frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert, most concretely in the west coast. It is known for its [[Soccer|soccer]] team, for its malaria rate, for a race called Dakar, as its capital and for its poverty. Its national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagSeychelles.png]] Seychelles - Yet another britfag colony located in the Indic ocean, most concretely near the Africa's horn. It is known for being another tax heaven for those bankers who don't want to pay high taxes, for its beautiful beaches, for being sinking in the ocean and for its flag, joining the 2 enemies [[Romania]] and [[Hungary]]. Seychelles' national languages are English, French and Seychellois creole.

* [[File:MiniflagSouthSudan.png]] South Sudan - Youngest country. It was a britfag colony before being a dependent country from [[Sudan]]. It is known for its [[AIDS]] rate, malaria death rate, child death rate and for being a warzone. Its national languages are arab and english.

* [[File:MiniflagSTAP.png]] [[TL;DR|São Tomé and Príncipe]] - Long-named Portuguese archipelago colony located in the center-west, most concretely in the middle of the sea. It is known for being forgotten and for its poverty. Its national language is Portuguese.

* [[File:MiniflagTogo.png]] Togo - AKA:Verb to go, is yet another Frenchie colony country located in the center-west. It is known for being as thin as Chile, for its oil producing industry and for its poverty. Togo's national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagUganda.png]] Uganda - Yet another britfag colony located in the center. It is known for having famous people like [[Martin Ssempa]], [[Ugandan Knuckles]] and [[High Score|Richard Komakech]], for his AIDS rate, for its engrish accent, for its volcanic field, for its homophobic politicians, for its extreme catholic beliefs, for its soldiers who went amok everytime and for its poverty. Uganda's national languages are English and Luganda.

* [[File:MiniflagZambia.gif]] Zambia - The last country in the list. It is another britfag colony located in the south. Zambia, is known for its own [[Epic Fail Guy]], Kalusha, for its AIDS rate, for its diamond secret mine, for its copper producing and for its poverty. Zambia's national language is English.

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== Proposed african flags ==
Some badly edited flags proposed for some african countries

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NigerFlag.png|Niger
RwandaInterhamwe.png|Rwanda
UgandanKnucklesFlag.png|Uganda
MiniflagRhodesia.png|Zimbabwe
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==Europe and Africa==
[[File:African bird sanctuary.jpg|right|190px]]
[[image:Africa&Europe.gif|right|thumb|180px|Europe's relationship with Africa is something like this.]]

Just as the first European settlers came to America, conquered the Moors and the [[Injuns|Indians (feather, not dot)]], and then enslaved Africans and robbed them of all their resources, white Americans of today will continue to keep black people as pets in cages, ghettos, and BET where, as far as the country clubs are concerned, they belong.

These retarded apes still haven't done anything to improve this country, well, with few exceptions, but those people were exceptions because their ancestors were raped by white people. All those negro preachers in the NAACP (Niggers Appreciating A Chunky Pussy) might as well take a rope and hang their own damn selves. These theories are dominant, because no black person could receive [[Сибирской_говор|enough of an education]] to disprove those racist beliefs except for [[Black Jesus|Martin Luther King Jr]].

====Foreign AIDS====
Lately, a lot of [[liberals|whining liberals]] have been protesting to introduce foreign strains of the [[AIDS]] virus into the African population. Little do they know that the AIDS is an American secret weapon to destroy the dark skins and the homosexuals, mostly for Africa and their overpopulated shit holes.

Often, people will hold benefit concerts and other gay shit in the name of foreign AIDS. However, the bleeding hearts don't know this usually goes to the Jew bankers in New York instead of the fucktards in Africa. Jew bankers with foreign [[AIDS]] - HA! Serves them right.

===300 Africans===
Contrary to the faggot Spartans, the African 300 leader had much more trouble inspiring his troops. Simply think of him saying "Africans! Tonight, we dine in...oh wait, we don't have any food." Therefore, their end would have not been caused by a retard that looked strangely similar to [[Your mom|that ugly bitch]], but by the mere lack of cheeseburgers in their [[McDonald's]] and by [[Aids|failing at purification]] through [[Baby Fuck|the fucking of one-year-olds]].

==Gallery==
 
{{cg|BzzzzzBzzzzzzBzzzz....|africagallery|center|<gallery>
File:Typical african street entertainment.jpg
File:Benjamin Muller Sings Chassidic Sound of Africa.jpg
File:Baby "raped to death" - zululand observer (june 25, 2018).png
File:Shito - produce of ghana, africa.jpg
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File:Unknown epidemic kills 70 kids (nigeria).jpg|Yet another pandemic averted (by an over-efficient virus)
File:Mutant goat - limpopo, africa (2016).png|Goat-fucking is commonplace
File:Africa - true relative size map.jpg|Never in human history has so little been achieved by so many with so much
Image:Starved girl.jpg|Obesity is a growing problem for every [[Сибирской говор|child in Africa]].
File:Lolafrica1.jpg|What multiculturalist white apologists won't tell you.
Image:Rockafrica.jpg|What Africa looks like on [[Google]] Maps at the highest zoom level.
Image:Enslave_black_people.jpg|PonguigPeopinn presents a novel solution to the problem in Africa, only to be shouted down by indoctrinated fools.
Image:Starving child.jpg|National Flag of Africa, featuring a [[typical]] resident covered in bugs.
Image:Cameroon_internets.png|Most literate people in the African country of Cameroon actually read and write [[Chinese]], rather than the officially-claimed [[French]] or [[English]].
File:Skeptical Starving Ethiopian.jpg|[[Your mom]] used to try and get you to eat your dinner because there were [[children|kids]] starving in Africa. How this was supposed to work, nobody knows.

Image:African union flag.png|Africa's future flag. Take that, America!
Image:immahuntin.png|John Cena
Image:Dallaschimp.gif|a wild niglet
File:Forgot this memes name.jpg
Image:AlanMooreLionKing.jpg|The Lion King. Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors. Beware the Moon, lads.
Image:Niggerslolol.jpg|Even Jewgle doesn't know...
Image:The academic community frown on your decision africa guns.jpg|There are several fine [[College|universities]] in Africa.
Image:Foreign_AIDS.jpg|AIDS is the most popular subject of comedy in Africa.
Image:Thinspirationbethiope.jpg|Ever compassionate, /[[b]]/ helps a starving Ethiopian child.
Image:Foreignaids.png
Image:Africanmeal.jpg|Poor African men save money on food by eating their own genitals.
Image:Baboon_solution.jpg
Image:Niger chicken.png
File:Nigger mouth.jpg

Image:Littleaubrey01.jpg|Ripping off whitey is a beloved African tradition.
File:Miss payment or we take blankket12.JPG

File:Romevsafrica.JPG|Africa has never EVER progressed.


Image:Niceass.jpg|Hi there,Welcome to Ass [[in the ass| in the box]]. May I take your order sir?
File:Rolling Stone 100 Top Homos.jpg |The free press.
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== See also ==
[[File:Togo president general eyadéma gnassingbé (1972).png|right|350px]]
*[[$100 Laptop]]
*[[419]]
*[[AIDS]]
*[[Afrocentrism]] - let's face it, if you were from Africa, you'd prefer this fantasy too
*[[Apartheid]]
*[[Black chicks]]
*[[Black History Month]]
*[[Botswana]]
*[[The child in Africa|Child in Africa, the]]
*[[Detroit]] - A fully-representative African colony
*[[Digital Blackface]]
*[[Ebola]]
*[[HowToBasic]], an insane Australian YouTuber with great contempt for Africa's starving people
*[[Dogo Nahawa Massacre]]
*[[Jenkem]]
*[[Kenya]]
*[[Joseph Kony|Kony, Joseph]]
*[[Kwanzaa]]
*[[Poor]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Rwandan Genocide]]
*[[Martin Ssempa|Ssempa, Martin]]
*[[Slavery]]
*[[Tanzania|Tarzan]]
*[[Voodoo]]
*[[War]]
*[[World Cup 2010]]

==External links==
*[https://malawi24.com/2016/12/29/bizarre-malawian-woman-gives-birth-two-stones/ '''Witchcraft suspected after Malawian hospital confirms woman gave birth to twin stones'''] (Archived: {{archive|s1srj|1}} {{wayback|https://malawi24.com/2016/12/29/bizarre-malawian-woman-gives-birth-two-stones/|title=2}})
*{{archive|TsfJc|Liberian immigration officer "swallowed by Devil"}} ({{wayback|https://www.liberianobserver.com/news/country-devil-swallows-immigration-officer/|title=2}})
*{{archive|Ds2Ws|Zambian man "9 months pregnant" within 48 hours of fucking someone else's wife}} ({{webcite|76kpOU8R4|2}})
*{{archive|4JrtN|Infestation of mermaids poses "serious problem" for Zimbabwean dam project}} ({{wayback|http://www.b-metro.co.zw/mermaids-crocodiles-unleash-terror-on-gokwe-villagers/|title=2}})
*[https://www.graphic.com.gh/news/odd-news/man-accused-of-raping-goat-says-he-asked-the-animal-for-permission.html '''Nog gets arrested while raping goat, pleads not guilty because he had "asked for the goat's permission"'''] (Archived: {{archive|GF41y|1}} {{wayback|https://www.graphic.com.gh/news/odd-news/man-accused-of-raping-goat-says-he-asked-the-animal-for-permission.html|title=2}})
*{{archive|M4tef|Travelling prophet lifts accident-strewn Zambian highway curse, warns ghostly culprit "God will not tolerate the nonsense"}} ({{wayback|https://www.zambianobserver.com/motorists-panic-over-ghost-human-in-kabwe-lusaka-road/|title=2}})
*[https://www.thezimbabwemail.com/bizarre/goblins-seize-maternity-ward/ '''Zimbabwe nurses in anal trauma after maternity hospital is seized by sex-mad goblins'''] (Archived: {{archive|6yTrP|1}} {{wayback|https://www.thezimbabwemail.com/bizarre/goblins-seize-maternity-ward/|title=2}})
*[https://www.thecitizen.co.tz/News/10-children-brutally-killed-in-suspected-ritual-murders/1840340-4954892-lrarx/index.html '''Witchcraft "suspected" in Tanzania as ten niglets are found dead with their tongues and genitals cut out'''] (Archived: {{archive|OGJBm|1}} {{webcite|75og7ZHCY|2}})
**[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-47447103 '''Tanzanian child murders: 65 witchdoctors arrested'''] (Archived: {{archive|EpH4i|1}} {{wayback|https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-47447103|title=2}})
*[https://www.egyptindependent.com/egypt-court-imprisons-woman-for-sexually-harassing-a-monkey/ '''Egyptian woman jailed for sexual molestation of monkey'''] (Archived: {{webcite|7511yaOFU|1}} {{wayback|https://ww.egyptindependent.com/egypt-court-imprisons-woman-for-sexually-harassing-a-monkey/|title=2}} {{waybackvid|side_958|THE VIDEO!}})
*[https://www.afro.who.int/news/malaria-control-campaign-launched-democratic-republic-congo-save-lives-and-aid-ebola-response '''Simultaneous Malaria epidemic hampers efforts to tackle the Congo's 10th Ebola epidemic in the last 40 years'''] (Archived: {{archive|MUnWM|1}} {{wayback|https://afro.who.int/news/malaria-control-campaign-launched-democratic-republic-congo-save-lives-and-aid-ebola-response|title=2}})
*[https://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/Man-confesses-to-using-675-people-for-sacrifice-reveals-secrets-of-fake-pastors-669559 '''Ghanaian devil-worshiper confesses to 675 sacrificial child-murders'''] (Archived: {{archive|NJRqm|1}} {{wayback|https://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/Man-confesses-to-using-675-people-for-sacrifice-reveals-secrets-of-fake-pastors-669559|title=2}})
*{{archive|JRFX1|Kenyan man beaten by villagers after fatally raping two chickens}} ({{wayback|http://www.nigerianmonitor.com/kenyan-man-rapes-neighbours-hens-to-death-nigerian-monitor/|title=2}})
*[https://punchng.com/herbalist-dies-as-client-tests-bullet-repelling-charms-on-him/ '''Nigerian ju-ju man shot dead while demonstrating his magical bullet-proof power'''] (Archived: {{archive|A5Efq|1}} {{wayback|http://punchng.com/herbalist-dies-as-client-tests-bullet-repelling-charms-on-him/|title=2}})
*[https://www.chronicle.co.zw/updated-croc-appears-from-nowhere-terrorises-residents/ '''Zimbabwe hospital besieged by out-of-control wizard who transformed into were-crocodile'''] (Archived: {{archive|zh0Np|1}} {{wayback|http://www.chronicle.co.zw/updated-croc-appears-from-nowhere-terrorises-residents/|title=2}})
*{{archive|SC4Ls|Annual six-month-long epidemic of the bubonic plague currently rated "the severest in living memory"}} ({{wayback|https://www.iol.co.za/pretoria-news/plague-outbreak-in-madagascar-worsens-11738757|title=2}})
**[https://medicalxpress.com/news/2017-10-plague-madagascar-dead.html '''Annual six-month-long epidemic of the bubonic plague and annual festival of dancing with corpses "could be related"'''] (Archived: {{archive|tE6IG|1}} {{wayback|https://medicalxpress.com/news/2017-10-plague-madagascar-dead.html|title=2}})
*[https://www.news24.com/News24/eastern-cape-man-gets-year-in-jail-for-having-sex-with-donkey-20170928 '''Witchdoctor tells man that fucking a donkey will make him grow strong (he does it, of course)'''] (Archived: {{archive|NOxKZ|1}} {{wayback|http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/eastern-cape-man-gets-year-in-jail-for-having-sex-with-donkey-20170928|title=2}})
*[https://www.lusakatimes.com/2018/11/13/sex-with-an-pregnant-goat-lands-22-year-in-jail-for-5-years-with-hard-labour/ '''Zambian man gets 5 years hard labor for sex with pregnant goat, in court-ordered clampdown on area's "rampant" bestiality'''] (Archived: {{archive|qxu1a|1}} {{wayback|https://www.lusakatimes.com/2018/11/13/sex-with-an-pregnant-goat-lands-22-year-in-jail-for-5-years-with-hard-labour/|title=2}})
*[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-41072524 '''Nigger walks into police station and says he's bored with eating human flesh, five cannibal accomplices are arrested, and then it turns out the whole village (300 nigs) have been digging up graves and eating the corpses for years'''] (Archived: {{archive|q0RSe|1}} {{wayback|http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-41072524|title=2}})
*[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40185359 '''Mozambique witch-doctors acquire severed human heads for magic spells by telling other niggers that bald men have gold hidden inside their skulls'''] (Archived: {{archive|7B3jC|1}} {{wayback|http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40185359|title=2}})
*[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/19/malawi-mobs-kill-two-more-people-accused-of-being-vampires '''Mob burns epileptic man to death in Malawi during nationwide hysteria about vampires'''] (Archived: {{archive|IiZMp|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/19/malawi-mobs-kill-two-more-people-accused-of-being-vampires|title=2}})
**[https://www.reuters.com/article/us-malawi-violence/malawi-vigilante-arrests-rise-to-200-in-vampire-scare-idUSKBN1CT2CX '''The UN and USA declare Malawi a "no-go area" as ongoing vampire-vanquishing violence kills nine and leads to 200 arrests'''] (Archived: {{archive|kiKgK|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reuters.com/article/us-malawi-violence/malawi-vigilante-arrests-rise-to-200-in-vampire-scare-idUSKBN1CT2CX|title=2}})
***{{archive|kTimk|Malawi Prime Minister addresses nation, denounces the continuing vampire hysteria as a foreign conspiracy to destabilize the country}} ({{wayback|https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/africa/2017-12-05-panic-and-vengeful-mobs-as-vampire-scare-rattles-malawi/|title=2}})
*{{archive|bj4Rj|Gokwe police chief confirms prime suspect in murder investigation is "a daring mermaid"}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3168-a-daring-gokwe-mermaid-snatches-two-boys-and-shows-them-off-before-killing-them.html|title=2}})
*{{archive|gs8UM|Nigerian preacher "not resurrected" after commanding followers to bury him alive}} ({{wayback|http://www.nigerianmonitor.com/pastor-fails-to-resurrect-after-telling-people-to-bury-him-alive/|title=2}})
*[https://english.alarabiya.net/variety/2017/10/30/Egyptian-lawyer-says-raping-women-who-wear-ripped-jeans-is-national-duty- '''Egyptian men have "a national duty" to rape women who wear ripped jeans'''] (Archived: {{archive|kotPd|1}} {{wayback|https://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2017/10/30/Egyptian-lawyer-says-raping-women-who-wear-ripped-jeans-is-national-duty-.html|title=2}})
*{{archive|xC6HH|Witchdoctor arrested for murder after inflating a nigger's dick with a bicycle pump "to boost virility"}} ({{wayback|https://edaily.co.ke/entertainment/witchdoctors-bizarre-bicycle-pump-treatment-leaves-man-dead-128357/crazy-world|title=2}})
*[https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/09/11/strange-woman-gives-birth-to-pony/ '''Uproar in Nigerian church congregation as woman gives birth to pony during prayers'''] (Archived: {{archive|rXmlM|1}} {{wayback|https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/09/11/strange-woman-gives-birth-to-pony/|title=2}})
*[https://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/2014-01-10-pretoria-pastor-convinces-congregation-to-eat-grass/ '''Preacher convinces pack of nigger "disciples" into eating the grass in his garden''' (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|62x5V|1}} {{wayback|https://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/2014-01-10-pretoria-pastor-convinces-congregation-to-eat-grass/|title=2}})
**[https://www.pulse.ng/gist/in-gods-name-pastor-gives-disinfectant-to-member-for-miracles-in-south-africa/6gzkfj1 '''... and then convinces them to drink neat disinfectant as a cure''' (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|htGTy|1}} {{wayback|http://www.pulse.ng/gist/in-god-s-name-pastor-gives-disinfectant-to-member-for-miracles-in-south-africa-id5875867.html|title=2}})
***[https://fortheloveofhistruth.com/2014/09/25/grass-eating-pastor-now-has-congregation-drinking-petrol/#more-8085 '''... and gets them to drink gasoline, telling them it has been transformed into pineapple juice''' (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|dSJwo|1}} {{wayback|https://fortheloveofhistruth.com/2014/09/25/grass-eating-pastor-now-has-congregation-drinking-petrol/#more-8085|title=2}})
*{{archive|jJo8Z|Dog tied to tree and "raped to death" in Western Cape Province}} ({{wayback|https://buzzsouthafrica.com/dog-raped-to-death/|title=2}})
*{{archive|74bO1|Terror as Ugandan cannibal tribe invades Kenya}} ({{wayback|https://buzzkenya.com/fear-ugandan-cannibals-enter-kenya/|title=2}})
*{{archive|V9Tkb|Murder suspect travelled to scene in flying basket, expert tells trial judge}} ({{wayback|http://www.newzimbabwe.com/news-328-Basket%20flight%20woman%20a%20witch/news.aspx|title=2}})
*[https://mybroadband.co.za/forum/threads/zuma-reveals-he-used-to-practice-witchcraft-against-white-people.587052/ '''South African president Jacob Zuma is a witch!'''] (Archived: {{archive|7zBT|1}} {{wayback|https://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/587052-Zuma-reveals-he-used-to-practice-witchcraft-against-white-people|title=2}})
**{{archive|oTMQn|President Zuma blames witchcraft, ghosts, for local poll defeat}} ({{wayback|http://www.heraldlive.co.za/politics/2017/09/08/maybe-witchcraft-made-us-lose-poll-western-cape-says-zuma/|title=2}})
*[https://www.thestandard.co.zw/2017/08/27/mugabe-wades-vp-poisoning-saga '''Zimbabwe president Robert Mugabe accused of witchcraft after deputy "suffers severe diarrhoea"'''] (Archived: {{archive|jMQzA|1}} {{wayback|https://www.thestandard.co.zw/2017/08/27/mugabe-wades-vp-poisoning-saga/|title=2}})
*[https://www.informationng.com/2017/09/see-happened-lady-hasnt-seen-period-6-years-photos.html '''Negress who "hasn't had a period for six years" is located by sorcery, blessed, and releases "fountain of blood"''' (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|nT3bL|1}} ({{wayback|http://www.informationng.com/2017/09/see-happened-lady-hasnt-seen-period-6-years-photos.html|title=2}})
*[https://guardian.ng/news/fears-in-benin-over-beheading-strange-deaths/ '''Fear stalks Benin City as warring cults continue ritual beheading spree'''] (Archived: {{archive|r5P9p|1}} {{wayback|https://guardian.ng/news/fears-in-benin-over-beheading-strange-deaths/|title=2}})
**[https://www.legit.ng/65130.html '''And it's not the first time, either'''] (Archived: {{archive|xi9cS|1}} {{wayback|https://www.naija.ng/65130.html|title=2}})
***{{archive|XGpyz|Still, it's not quite as bad as the time before that}} ({{wayback|https://www.naija.ng/62568.html|title=2}})
*{{archive|IYdVg|Cows "buried alive" in stadiums to ensure soccer team success}} ({{wayback|https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/06/060630-soccer-magic.html|title=2}})
*{{archive|ajK68|Mombassa man's mystery death linked to sinister horse-legged woman sighting}} ({{wayback|https://buzzkenya.com/mombasa-man-meets-woman-horse-legs/|title=2}})
*{{archive|FV1rU|Soldiers prevent lynching of man suspected of using magic to steal boy's penis while shaking hands}} ({{wayback|http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/odd/657003-drama-as-16-year-old-boy-%E2%80%98loses-manhood%E2%80%99-after-shaking-hands-with-stranger.html|title=2}})
*[https://www.legit.ng/1112211-woman-allegedly-delivers-catfish-16-months-pregnancy-video.html#1112211 '''South African negress gives birth to catfish following 16-month pregnancy''' (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|3W4Ir|1}} {{wayback|https://gossip.naija.ng/1112211-woman-allegedly-delivers-catfish-16-months-pregnancy-video.html#1112211|title=2}})
*[https://newsghana.com.gh/farmer-kills-woman-over-mushroom/ '''Murder "motivated by mushroom"'''] (Archived: {{archive|ajGzE|1}} {{wayback|https://www.newsghana.com.gh/farmer-kills-woman-over-mushroom/|title=2}})
*{{archive|WdXA8|Eight-week-old baby grows into man in 30 seconds, issues garlic-related threat, escapes into jungle}} ({{wayback|https://www.liberianobserver.com/news/2-month-old-baby-turns-into-full-grown-man/|title=2}})
*[https://southafricatoday.net/south-africa-news/a-township-mob-burns-talking-monkey-as-witch/ '''"Talking monkey" burned to death by mob'''] (Archived: {{archive|szlw7|1}} {{wayback|https://southafricatoday.net/south-africa-news/a-township-mob-burns-talking-monkey-as-witch/|title=2}})
*{{archive|S6j6U|Cat eaten after being crucified for witchcraft in Liberia}} ({{wayback|https://www.liberianobserver.com/news/women-the-witchcraft-cat/|title=2}})
*{{archive|S1INk|Malawi villagers pay magical pedo to fuck 104 of their 12-year-old daughters for three days each}} ({{wayback|https://buzzkenya.com/man-hired-sex-children-malawian-hyena/|title=2}})
*{{archive|q12dQ|Teachers' testicles "molested by goblins"}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3136-goblins-at-chegato-primary-school-now-molesting-male-teachers.html|title=2}})
*[https://www.iol.co.za/capetimes/news/pupil-dies-during-mass-hysteria-outbreak-7793519 '''School evacuated after pupil dies of hysteria'''] (Archived: {{archive|TKXDX|1}} {{wayback|https://www.iol.co.za/capetimes/news/pupil-dies-during-mass-hysteria-outbreak-7793519|title=2}})
**[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3588562/ '''Satanism, popular jokes, evil spirits, UFOs "cause of most hysteria outbreaks" in African schools'''] (Archived: {{archive|7dnu4|1}} {{wayback|https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3588562/|title=2}})
*{{wayback|http://www.yaleph.com/archive/vol1no1/reg_focus.html|20060519084631|title=No end in sight for Sudan's deadly nodding epidemic}} {{archive|MRwkl}}
*{{archive|FjdVr|Zimbabwean man "starts menstruating after juju curse for marital infidelity}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3196-chitungwiza-man-belwildered-as-he-continues-to-mensurate-every-month.html|title=2}})
*[https://www.africanews.com/2017/08/01/tanzania-witch-killings-claimed-479-lives-from-january-june-2017-report// '''Average of 80 suspected witches murdered per month in Tanzania'''] (Archived: {{archive|963hB|1}} {{wayback|http://www.africanews.com/2017/08/01/tanzania-witch-killings-claimed-479-lives-from-january-june-2017-report//|title=2}})
*{{archive|sVLAK|South Africa's nigger junkies now smoking "joints" that contain stolen cremation ashes}} ({{wayback|https://buzzsouthafrica.com/sa-addicts-smoke-human-ashes-nyaope/|title=2}})
*[https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/may/17/witches-cant-fly-brooms-above-150-meters-swaziland/ '''Swaziland outlaws witches from flying on broomsticks at altitudes higher than 150 meters'''] (Archived: {{archive|pt0QK|1}} {{wayback|http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/may/17/witches-cant-fly-brooms-above-150-meters-swaziland/|title=2}})
*{{archive|dqkdY|"Goblin danger" warning after Kuwadzana woman gives birth to chicken head}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3195-chaos-reigns-as-a-kuwadzana-woman-allegedly-gives-birth-to-a-chicken-head.html|title=2}})
*{{archive|TzDZQ|Wizards control Nigerian president's villa, turn women into "merchants of dildo"}} ({{wayback|http://www.africanopinion.com/witches-wizards-control-nigerias-white-house/|title=2}})
 
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Coelacanth: /* Those african countries who haven't an ED Page */

{{notice| <s>[[You]] may be looking for '''[[AIDS]]'''.</s> Nope, this is the right article. Definitely. }}
{{spoiler|the continent with the greatest natural wealth only produces aids, witches, insane dictators, and a global plague of niggers}}
 
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[[File:Aceofspaidsvsafrica.JPG|thumb|right|350px|Technically, it is also a space of spades]]
[[File:Ungrateful niggers.jpg|350px|right]]
Ever driven through the [[Ghetto]]? Now imagine a ghetto the size of an entire fucking continent and you'll begin to understand the [[IRL]] edition of ''[[Planet of the Apes]]''. '''Africa''' (also known as "Blackistan", "Africoon", "Assfrica", "Niggerland", "Lolfrica", "Africunt", "Aidsfrica", "Gayfrica", "Rapefrica" or "Hell") is a wretched hive of scum and villainy further south than [[Europe]] and much [[Detroit|darker]], almost completely uninhabitable where (with the exception of Egypt) Civilization has never progressed beyond primitive Stone-Age tribal shit-throwing. Africa is [[fact|made mostly of dirt, AIDS, diseases]], [[Niggers|Apes]], Rapes, Apes that rape, Rape of apes, [[Watermelonz|Poisonous oversized grapes]], [[Ebola virus|Biohazard]] warning tape, and Homicidal dudes who escape.

It is generally accepted that the only white people found in Africa are intelligent, kind Europeans who give kittens and [[Сибирской_говор|free textbooks]] to black families on a regular basis. The lunatic Africans kill them in return for their kindness. '''{{archive|qXhR1|Proof.}}'''

==History==
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The entire continent has never progressed at all due to the fact that it is uninhabited by actual Humans, only by niggers whose evolution never progressed beyond that of the monkey. Despite the fact that you can strike precious minerals such as diamond and Uranium anywhere you dig, the [[niggers|indigenous animals]] are to [[retard]]ed to be able to comprehend [[White|Human]] technology and government systems, instead eating each other and/or raping chimpanzees (this is where HIV originated from). There has never been a day in African history where somebody isn't starving or war isn't going on, or [[at least 100|anything less than 100]] children have been pwned. The only way to keep up with this high death rate is by making babies as fast as possible, raping even more people and therefore spreading [[AIDS]]. Despite the whole world pouring money into it, they still can't figure how to stop raping and eating each other. And they are so stupid that instead of moving, they'd rather walk three miles every day for water.

===[[Stone Age|African Civilization]]===
{{main|WE WUZ KANGZ}}
[[Image:Darwin on Africa.jpg|thumb|220px|Darwin tells like it is]]
African Civilization is an oxymoron made up by liberal autists that have nothing better to do but wallow in nigger's shit and AIDS. African civilization is a myth made up by the American government to make niggers think that their 'friends' in Africa (That actually hate American niggers, because they are the descendants of the slave class in Africa) are smart (they are not). If you 'learn' about African civilization in history class, call your teacher out on his bullshit and say "African civilization is an oxymoron" and proceed to [[An Hero]] the entire class and yourself.

===Economy===
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There are two wonderful jobs you can get in Africa. One is [[whore|spreading AIDS]], and the second is [[army|becoming a child soldier]]. People serving in both occupations are on average about two years old. Morons like [[U2|Bono]] made [[Amerikkka]] give a lot of money to Africa, but it's just as shit as it's ever been. The odd celebrity will also deposit a few thousand bucks to the continent to get rid of that extra money lying around while keeping up their image to appear as though they genuinely care. Billions has been put towards the ongoing poverty over the years, yet it's still a shithole, even when basic education for farming has been introduced.

===Healthcare===
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[[Image:Cowanusfeed.jpg|thumb|220px|right|<s>[http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V4188& A traditional African cure.]</s> Dead]]
Feeling unwell? You have AIDS. But never mind, just pop along to your local witch doctor, because niggers are too dumb to build a decent medical center. They've got enough bizarre and wonderfully useless concoctions that'll most likely put you out of your misery rather than heal you of it. Tastes funny? Stop bitching! Because you know what they say, if it tastes bad it's good for you!

Frequent appointments to the Voodoo Hut may also involve having your daughter's [[clitoris]] cut off with a blunt rock. Remember girls, only men in Africa are privileged to the joy of sexual pleasure!

===Negromancy===

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Africa is a place where black magic genuinely happens. It is hard for western observers to perceive the subtle ways in which magic works, but the savage is more in tune with nature's mysteries and this explains why IRL examples of witchcraft, conjuring, lycanthropy, and similar ju-ju events tend to look completely fucking stupid when filmed.

Here are some examples. Warning, do not watch if you are of a nervous disposition.

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==[[Shit that will never happen|African Culture]]==
 
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===Tourism===
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File:Snake kebab (nigeria).png|No drumsticks, but plenty of breasts
File:Catepillar surprise.jpg|Some kind of bugs
File:African food (some kind of fish in vomit) from ghana.jpg|Haut cuisine de l'Afrique
File:African food - mopane worms.jpg|Another dainty morsel
File:African food - isi ewu (spicy goat's head, Nigerian).jpg|[[DO NOT WANT|Waste not, want not]]
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There are thousands of reasons why the holidaymaker should go to Africa. Millions. We're not going to list them all because it would take too long. But you can look forward to:
#[[War|Unspoiled]] [[Disease|natural]] [[Poverty|beauty.]]
#[[JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR|Incredible wildlife.]]
#[[Disgusting|Exotic]] [[Vomit|cuisine.]]
#[[Rape|Friendly]] [[Cannibalism|natives.]]
Whatever your reason for visiting Africa, we can guarantee you that you will [[Literally|find it difficult to leave.]]
 
 
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File:Road safety (darker = worse) - africa is a hellhole.jpg|Best to hire a tank
File:Security risk (redder = worse) - africa is a hellhole.jpg|Got legal and kidnap insurance?
File:Health risk (redder = worse) - africa is a hellhole.jpg|Don't forget those vaccinations
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==National Pastimes==

[[File:Race_relations.jpg|thumb|right|220|Some blacks participate in the human race]]
[[File:OhsnapyougottheAIDS.jpg|thumb|150px|right|Oh snap!]]
[[File:Niggerattacker.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Bitches gonna get raped!]]

Africa is a simple land of simple pleasures. These pleasures consist of eating [[shit]] you find on the ground, AIDS, [[rape]], and rape with AIDS.

In Africa, they will eat ANYTHING. See that monkey? It's food. Oh look, a pile of cow shit! Food! If it tries to run away, the Africans will hurl spears and rocks at it until it stops moving. Some African tribes evolved the habit of kicking things to death instead. Thus, African [[soccer]] was born.

Whatever can not be eaten will be fucked. AIDS supposedly came from some bored African fucking a green monkey. Why anyone would fuck a creature that has obviously gone rotten is beyond the understanding of most civilized countries, but this is Africa - deal with it! And what is fucking when one party isn't into it? RAEP!

[[truth|Africans use rape for everything]] - [https://www.change.org/p/demand-south-africa-address-its-corrective-rape-epidemic Seriously!] Rape is used to cure [[gay|faggots]], get [[wimmin]] back into the kitchen, show how manly you are, pass the time, proper disposal for rancid monkey carcasses, and more! In fact, tribal medicine even says that raep cures AIDS. However, [[bitches don't know|retards in Africa don't know]] that it won't work, ensuring much [[AIDS|lulz]] to be spread around the continent.

Little do many know, but there is indeed a vaccine created for the AIDS virus. Too bad nobody in Africa can afford it. There are too many faggots in the Western world loaded with money to even care, dat's why they got the AIDS. Major butthurt and SLAVE pwnage.

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==Politics==
[[File:Africa is a hellhole - world corruption index (transparency international, 2018).png|thumb|right|75px|Corruption]]
If there's one aspect of modernity that the stinking cess-pit of Africa has embraced, it's corrupt military dictatorships. Present-day Africa is mainly notable for the number of [[Hitlers|Nigglers]] that it has produced, some of whom are so spectacularly mad and vicious that they make [[Saddam Hussein]] look like a jolly decent chap and a bit of a shrinking violet. None of Africa's tyrants has ever been overthrown by the USA, but that might be because America knows from [[Slavery|first-hand experience]] that freeing niggers just isn't worth the trouble in the long run. Here is a slideshow of some of the dark continent's [[Notable|top-rated]] tyrants.
 
 
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File:General_mobutu_sese_seko.png|'''General Mobutu Sese Seko of the Democratic Republic of Congo.''' Full name: ''Mobutu Sese Seko Nkuku Ngbendu Wa Za Banga'' ("The all-powerful warrior who, because of his endurance and inflexible will to win, goes from conquest to conquest, leaving fire in his wake.") •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1965 (deposed 1997) •'''Notable for:''' Banning state media from mentioning anyone else by name and for embezzling up to $15bn from the treasury (more than Congo's entire national debt)
File:Jean-bedel_bokassa,_central_african_republic.jpg|'''Emperor Jean-Bedel Bokassa I of the Central African Republican Empire.''' '''Full title:''' ''“Emperor of Central Africa by the will of the Central African people, united within the national political party, the MESAN."'' '''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1966 (deposed 1979) •'''Notable for:''' insanity, embezzlement, murder and cannibalism
Image:Idi-Amin-Dada.jpg|'''General Idi Amin Dada of Uganda.''' '''Full title:''' ''"His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular."'' (Also, rightful King of Scotland.) •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1971 (deposed 1978) •'''Notable for:''' insanity, cannibalism, murdering around half a million Ugandans, and banning state media from carrying reports about a speaking tortoise that was rumored to be prophesying his downfall
File:Uganda president yoweri museveni.jpg|'''President Yoweri Museveni of Uganda''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1986, still in power as of 2017 •'''Notable for:''' outlawing opposition parties until fiddling elections in 1996, 2001 (when he threatened to murder the leader of the opposition), 2006 (when he had the opposition leader arrested on a treason charge, later thrown out by the Supreme Court), and 2011 (similar shit again). The best bit? At each election, Museveni violated the constitution by using his position as commander in chief to order that the entire army had to vote for him. Along the way, there have been the usual massacres and assassinations. Being [[Redundant|a Bible-bashing nig-nog,]] he is utterly obsessed with the [[Homosexual agenda|gays,]] and believes that Eurofaggots are visiting Uganda to sign up [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|new recruits.]] Was quite keen on two national newspapers, which promoted his anti-poofery propaganda, until they published the fact that he was planning to assassinate members of his own government, stay in office for life, and appoint his own son as his successor. So Museveni closed both newspapers and tried to make [[Fake News|"false reporting"]] a criminal offense (the Supreme Court threw it out).
File:General sani abacha, nigeria.png|'''General Sani Abacha of Nigeria.''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1993 (deposed 1998), having previously taken part in three military coups on behalf of other generals. •'''Notable for:''' embezzling an estimated $5bn from public funds and being the fourth most corrupt head of state in modern history.
File:Gambia president, Al Hadji Yahya Jammeh.jpg|'''President Al Hadji Yahya Jammeh of [[Hambeast|Gambia.]]''' '''Full title:''' His Excellency Sheikh Professor Alhaji Dr. Yahya Abdul-Aziz Awal Jemus Junkung Jammeh Naasiru Deen Babili Mansa, Commander in Chief of The Armed Forces and Chief Custodian of the Sacred Constitution of the Gambia (also an honorary Colonel in [[Kentucky|the Commonwealth of Kentucky)]] •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1994 (deposed 2017 after trying to fiddle a democratic election that he had just lost) •'''Notable for:''' Massacring student protesters, commanding a special forces regiment of undercover witchdoctors, making journalists disappear without trace, curing AIDS with [[KFC|a secret blend of herbs and spices,]] making faggotry a capital offense
File:Isaias Afwerki president of eritrea.jpg|'''President Isaias Afwerki of Eritrea''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1991 (still in power as of 2017) •'''Notable for:''' outlawing all political opposition parties, abolishing independent media, handing the court system over to tribal elders and witch-doctors who govern entire towns with no accountability, embarking on a ruinous on/off war with neighboring Ethiopia that has lasted 25 years and bankrupted both nations despite the only thing at stake being some bits of fucking useless desert. During a national famine, Afwerki turned down offers of food aid, saying it would make Eritreans become "lazy." He then decided that confiscating 90% of their crops would make farmers work harder. For some reason, Eritrea's population has declined a little and no economic miracle has occurred.
File:Zimbabwe president robert mugabe.jpg|'''President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' failed several times as a [[Communist|marxist]] [[Terrorist|terrorist,]] before being ''democratically elected'' president in 1980. This was a purely symbolic role with no actual powers, so in 1987 he had himself declared the head of state, head of government, and commander-in-chief of the armed forces, in which positions he continued until he was overthrown in another military coup on November 14, 2017. •'''Notable for:''' Destroying the Zimbabwean economy by stealing farmland from white farmers (who were capable of actually managing it) and giving it to homeless niggers instead (who weren't). Suddenly, there were food shortages, 80% unemployment, inflation hit 100,000%, and life expectancy slumped to 36 for men and 34 for women. Mugabe is currently 184 years old and seems certain to achieve his cherished ambition of outliving everyone else in Zimbabwe.
File:Emmerson Mnangagwa interim president of zimbabwe.jpg|300px|'''Interim president Emmerson Mnangagwa of Zimbabwe''' '''AKA:''' "The Crocodile" •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' November 14, 2017 Survived Mugabe's earlier attempt to assassinate him with magical explosive diahorrea (see below) and went into exile, is now back with a vengeance and promising "change". Which probably means more of the same.
File:Francisco Macas Nguema.jpg|'''President Macias Nguema of Equatorial Guinea''' '''Full title:''' TL;DR because he kept adding stuff, such as "Unique Miracle" and "Grand Master of Education, Science, and Culture" before finally changing the national motto to ''"There is no other God than Macías Nguema"'' which pretty much covered everything •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' ''Democratically elected in 1966'' but abolished the constitution and all opposition political parties in 1971 and declared himself supreme ruler (deposed 1979 by his own nephew) •'''Notable for:''' insanity, murder, banning boat-fishing in case any of his subjects tried to escape (he turned the only road out of Guinea into a minefield, for the same reason), keeping the entire treasury balance in suitcases under his bed, and carrying out the lulziest assassination of all time (forcing 150 opponents into a football stadium, and having them shot on Christmas Eve by snipers dressed as Santa Claus while playing "Those Were the Days" by Mary Hopkin over the PA system)
File:Equatorial guinea president teodoro obiang nguema mbasogo.jpg|'''President Obiang Mbasogo of Equatorial Guinea''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1979, by deposing and murdering [[:File:Francisco Macas Nguema.jpg|his uncle.]] (still in power as of 2017) •'''Notable for:''' being a case of "meet the new boss, same as the old boss." President Mbasogo is officially “the country’s god” with “all power over men and things.” In case anyone missed that subtlety, it has been clarified that the president “can decide to kill without anyone calling him to account and without going to hell.” What with his uncle and now him, Equatorial Guinea itself already resembles Hell, with government-sanctioned kidnapping, torture administered by the security service, casual murders conducted quite openly, and (of course) cannibalism. The discovery of oil in Equatorial Guinea has done nothing to alleviate poverty, unless you are Mbasogo himself who has amassed between $600 million and $1 billion, thank you very much.
File:President Hissène Habré of Chad and his Nigga Ronald.jpg|'''President Hissène Habré of Chad''' '''Also Known As:''' ''"Africa's Pinochet"'' (explanation below) •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1982, deposed 1990 (see next slide) •'''Notable for:''' the usual. Armed and financed by the USA during the [[Ronald Reagan|Reagan administration]] [https://www.democracynow.org/2016/5/31/from_us_ally_to_convicted_war] due to his opposition to [[Muammar_Gaddafi|Libya.]] Hence the above-mentioned nickname. His luck ran out when the Gipper toddled off into retirement, and he was overthrown just two years later. Convicted in 2016 of numerous war crimes and crimes against humanity (i.e., rape, sexual slavery, torturing 200,000 people and ordering the murders of 40,000 more). Now serving life imprisonment with no parole.
File:President_idriss_déby_of_chad_on_his_fucking_gold_throne.jpg|'''President Idriss Déby of Chad''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' Deposed [[:File:Chad_president_(1982-90)_hissène_habré.jpg|that guy]] in 1990 (still in power as of 2017) •'''Notable for:''' being in power when Chad's oil reserves were discovered and tapped in the mid-90s, leading to a flood of state income that has [[O RLY|simply disappeared]] somewhere along the line. In 2005-6, Chad was voted the most corrupt nation on the entire planet. As of 2017 Chad is officially listed as a [[Fail|"Failed State,"]] and is the [[Poor|seventh-poorest]] country on Earth, with 80% of the population living at subsistence level or below.
File:Charles taylor president of liberia (1997-2003).jpg|'''President Charles Taylor of Liberia''' '''Campaign slogan:''' ''"He killed my ma, he killed my pa, but I'll vote for him"'' (Trufax! [https://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/aug/04/westafrica.qanda]) •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1996, went legit by getting elected the next year (deposed 2003) •'''Notable for:''' in the words of the judge at Taylor's 2012 trial: "aiding and abetting as well as planning some of the most heinous and brutal crimes recorded in human history"; also the first head of state to be convicted of war crimes since [[Who?|Karl Donitz]] at [[100 years ago|Nuremberg.]] Guilty on 11 counts of war crimes (and crimes against humanity), including terrorism, sexual slavery, child conscription, pillage, rape, and murder. (No cannibalism, though.) Currently serving [[Over 9000|50]] years in [[England|England.]] •'''Fun fact:''' conspired with televangelist [[Pat Robertson]] to set up a mining operation and sell black market diamonds under cover of "humanitarian relief missions"
File:King mswati III of swaziland.jpg|'''Mswati III of Swaziland''' '''Full title:''' His [[Obesity|Majesty]] King Mswati III, Ingwenyama of Swaziland and Grand Master of [[Srsly|the Royal Order of the Great She-Elephant]] •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' Sort of. Succeeded his father as absolute monarch (and commander in chief of the army) in 1986... at the age of 14 •'''Notable for:''' being in control of everything, as in having the power to fill any government position (including that of Prime Minister) by clicking his fingers; having the power to dissolve parliament, cancel elections, and veto laws; currently having 15 wives (one of whom he kidnapped and forcibly married while she was still in school); holding annual beauty competitions of 10,000 contestants in order to choose his next wife; arbitrarily kidnapping, jailing, torturing and murdering people who annoy him; trying to force parliament to pass a law compelling the branding and sterilization of women with [[HIV]]; eating up $60m every year in "running costs" for his ever-expanding family (while the average citizen earns $1.25 a day); and absent-mindedly pissing away 10% of Swaziland's entire GDP by building an international airport in the middle of fucking nowhere that has never been used because he lost interest halfway through
File:Juv%C3%A9nal_Habyarimana_(1980).jpg|'''President [[Rwandan Genocide|Juvénal Habyarimana]] of Rwanda''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1973, stood for unopposed re-election in 1978 (and got 98.99% of the vote), 1983 (got 99.97%), and 1988 (got 99.98%). •'''Notable for:''' being [[Duh|a totalitarian dictator]] who rounded up crowds who were then forced by soldiers to worship him by singing and dancing during his rallies. Not nearly extreme enough, so he was assassinated in 1994 and replaced with a puppet president who was more enthusiastic about genocide (see next slide)
File:Theodore sindikubwabo, president of rwanda (april-july 1994).png|'''[[Resident Evil|Acting President]] Théodore Sindikubwabo of Rwanda''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' was ''installed as acting president by a military junta,'' on April 9, 1994, three days after the assassination of [[:File:Juv%C3%A9nal_Habyarimana_(1980).jpg|his predecessor]] (overthrown himself on July 19, 1994) •'''Notable for:''' presiding over the most efficient [[Rwandan Genocide|genocide]] in history, with an estimated 1,000,000 niggers killed in just under 100 days

File:Mengistu Haile Mariam 3.jpg|'''President Mengistu Haile Mariam of Ethiopia''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' was installed as acting Head of State by a military junta, later appointed president of Ethiopia was Acting Head of State for 11 days under the [[Communist|Marxist]] military junta named the Derg, later became Head of State 3 February 1977 and established the People's republic of Ethiopia of which he was President until his forced resignation 10 September 1991. •'''Notable for:''' [[Torture|Torturing]] and murdering up to a million of his political opponents, forcing his people to live in the [[AIDS|disease filled]] areas of the country during a time of frequent drought, causing two separate famines, starving up to 2 million of his subjects to death and being so unpopular that every political party in the country united in a civil war to depose him.

File:Sudan_president_omar_al_bashir.jpg|'''President Omar al-Bashir of Sudan''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1980 (overthrown in 2019) •'''Notable for:''' overseeing a civil war that killed around 500,000 Sudanese and displaced around 2.5m more (out of a total population of 6.2m). Currently subject to a global arrest warrant issued by the International Criminal Court in 2009, after indictment on five counts of crimes against humanity (murder, extermination, forcible transfer, torture and rape) and two counts of war crimes (pillaging and intentionally directing attacks against civilians)
File:Togo_president_(1967-2005)_gnassingbé_eyadéma.jpg|'''[[Zombie|President]] Gnassingbé Eyadéma of Togo''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' 1967 (died in office, 2005) •'''Notable for:''' starring as an indestructible superhero in his own state-published comic and making it compulsory reading in schools, having a troupe of 1,000 negresses who sang and danced in his praise at public appearances, and attempting to go legit by standing for election in 1993. He ran unopposed and got 96% of the vote. In 1998 he was re-elected (on a low turnout due to voters fearing for their lives after hundreds of opposition party activists were mysteriously murdered).
File:Malawi president hastings kamuzu banda.jpg|'''President Hastings Banda of Malawi''' '''Full title:''' ''"His Excellency the Life President of the Republic of Malaŵi, Ngwazi Dr. Hastings Kamuzu Banda."'' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' ''Became Prime Minister'' (not elected) when Malawi gained independence in 1964. He then rewrote the constitution and got himself elected "President for Life" in a single-candidate vote. •'''Notable for:''' As Banda himself put it: "Everything I say is literally the law." TV was illegal, books were edited by hand before sale, telephone calls were rationed and monitored (and terminated if politics was mentioned), official portraits were hung in every room (and there was a law against hanging anything at a greater height than the portrait), mail was opened and edited on an industrial scale, all adults were required to become members of Banda's political party (in a one-party state), nudity and kissing were edited out of movies before theatrical release, men were subject to enforced haircuts to ensure social decorum, you get the idea. Had four of his cabinet ministers murdered by hammering tent-pegs into their skulls and then declared they had been killed in an auto-collision.
File:South_africa_president_jacob_zuma.jpg|'''President Jacob Zuma of [[South Africa]]''' •'''Seized power in a military coup:''' Almost. Was a member of the banned ANC Party until [[Apartheid]] was overthrown, then climbed to power during the Mandela years. Forced to retire on February 14, 2018 •'''Notable for: '''being charged with corruption for taking R500,000 in bribes from an arms dealer (he resigned, was charged, got cronies to interfere with the prosecution, charges were overturned, reinstated, and finally dropped again); being charged with [[YGGR|rape]] in 2005 (acquitted); believing that teenage mothers should have their babies abducted and be forced into education (Zuma has six wives, an estimated 20 legitimate children, seven illegitimate ones, and receives an annual total exceeding R1m for "family support" as head of state); said in 2005 he would only serve one four-year term in office but was still in power nearly a decade later wanted one of his wives to succeed him (so that he could manipulate her and avoid corruption charges). Zuma's profiteering and sleaze cost the nation an estimated $85bn during his period in office.
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===Censorship===
 
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File:Scouting for the reaper by jacob m appel.jpg|Book of short stories, banned in Eritrea since 2014 (Read it {{waybackvid|ScoutingForTheReaper|here}})
File:Eritrea famine - smuggled photo (2017).png|Reporting of Eritrean famine, banned 2017 (Read about it here: [https://www.newstatesman.com/world/2017/04/famine-eritrean-government-doesnt-want-you-know-about])
File:'my father's daughter' (memoir) by hannah pool.jpg|Banned in Eritrea (Read it {{waybackvid|myfathersdaughte0000pool|here}})
File:'i didn't do it for you' by michela wrong.jpg|Banned in Eritrea (Read it {{waybackvid|ididntdoitforyou00wron|here}})
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File:'the spear' by brett murray (portrait of jacob zuma).jpg|Painting, banned in South Africa, 2016
File:DEL_isis_shit.jpg|Banned for obscenity in Egypt, 2015
File:'sex retreat' collage by john kamicha.jpg|Banned in Kenya, 2017
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[[File:African internet access map 2015.png|thumb|right|200px|The Dark Internet Continent]]
Surprisingly, the internet is not censored anywhere in Africa. Not-so-surprisingly, this is because [[Fact|only 12% of Africans have any internet access.]] That minority consists of people who live within a day's travel of the [[Retro|new-fangled]] [[1990s|"internet cafés"]] and can afford to spend a whole week's income just to waste 30 minutes waiting for a single .gif animation to download. (Did we mention that only 1% of Africans has access to broadband?)

At present, internet usage is so rare that in (e.g.) Burkino Faso, a regulatory body called [[Arbcom|"the Superior Council of Communication"]] can effectively [[Recent changes patrol|monitor the entire online population]] to ensure compliance with local law.

In May 2012 the Council issued a [[WTF|formal warning]] to a site after a user insulted [[Big Brother|the nation's President]] during a [[Flame War|forum debate,]] forcing the site's owners to publish an apology and undertake to prevent any further misconduct.

The whole continent of Africa currently has fewer phone lines than [[New York City]] but [[Unrealistic expectations|this may change in the future.]] If it does, expect the phenomenon of [[Eternal September|"Eternal September"]] to be replaced by "Eternal [[Kwanzaa|Kwanzaa,"]] in which a large amount of online activity will consist of niggers trying to put [[Voodoo|curses]] on their enemies by sending them [[Dinosaurs|the "I Love You" virus.]] [[Some argue|It is furthermore estimated]] that by the year 3000 the entire GDP of Nigeria will be derived from [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|419 scams.]] But more optimistic forecasts estimate that most of Africa will have died of AIDS before this can happen.

==African TV==

Incredibly, [[Electric Jew|television]] has been accepted by the people of Africa, without TV salesmen being hacked to death by villagers. Since the entire continent is essentially medieval but with electricity, [[Some argue|it is believed]] that Africans regard TV as a form of crystal ball, which reveals faraway wonders when it is gazed upon. And it does indeed produce wonders, if you are from a civilized country you will scarcely believe your eyes at the content produced for African audiences.

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;A hard-hitting Kenyan TV News investigation that makes several [[WTF|unexpected]] [[Non sequiturs|detours]]
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;November 17, 1993 - "We interrupt your scheduled viewing for an important announcement..."(You can tell he means [[Serious business|business]] when he promises to eliminate [[419|419)]]
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;Troublesome mermaids are dealt with firmly in Nigeria. Full-length original {{ytlink|IKCSwwens88|here}}
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;January 29, 1986 - "We interrupt your scheduled viewing for an important announcement..."
|<youtube>p4JChi9uQRg</youtube>
;Zimbabwe's most popular soap - a gritty depiction of real life (i.e., [[Nigger stole my bike|bike theft,]] mud huts, and witches)
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;November 14, 2017 - "We interrupt your scheduled viewing for an important announcement..."
|<youtube>Zsh_LxEg77w</youtube>
;A well-edited episode of Ghana's favorite drama series climaxes in a gruelling fight (May or not be in English, can't really tell for sure)
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;A typical TV advertising campaign, based on everyday African life}}
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== Those african countries who haven't an ED Page ==

This is a section dedicated to every country who hasn't a ED page and maybe redirects you to this boring page.

* [[File:MiniflagAlgeria.png]] Algeria - Big country located in the sand nigger area (Northernmost part). It was a Frenchie colony before its independence from France. Algeria's national languages are Arabic and French.

* [[File:MiniflagAngola.png]] Angola - [[Portugal|Portunigger]] country located in the southwest. It is known for its commie flag, for its [[China|chinese]] trading policy and for its poverty. Angola's national language is portuguese.

* [[File:MiniflagBenin.png]] Benin - Another old French colony located in the center-west. It is known for its oil producing and for its poverty. Its national language is French and its old name was Dahomey.

* [[File:MiniflagBurkina_Faso.png]] Burkina Faso - Yet another Frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its poverty, bad presidents and for being [[ISIS]]'s playground. Burkina Faso's old name was Upper Volta and its national language, French.

* [[File:MiniflagBurundi.png]] Burundi - Belgian colony located in center-south. Burundi is known mostly for its huge poverty rate. Its national languages are French and Kirundi.

* [[File:MiniflagCameroon.png]] Cameroon - Another French colony located in the center-west. Cameroon is known for its volcanic parks, poverty and tragedy ratio. Its president is {{age|1933|2|13}} years old and the national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagCapeVerde.png]] Cape Verde - Another portunigger colony located in the sahar... I mean, the Atlantic ocean, northwest. It is known for having beautiful beaches, a shipwreck and its [[fake|low]] poverty rate. The Cape Verde's national language is Portuguese.

* [[File:MiniflagChad.png]] Chad - Another French colony [[Forced Meme|forced meme-named]] country located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its poverty and for being brainrotted. Its national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagComoros.png]] Comoros - Yet another French colony located in the Mozambique canal, southeast. It is known for being a tax haven for those rich bankers. Its national language is surprisingly Arabic.

* [[File:Cd.gif]] Democratic Republic of the Congo - Old name:Zaire, is a big Belgian colony country located in the central-south. It is known for having famous people like [[William Unek]] and for its poverty. DR Congo's national languages are French and Lingala.

* [[File:MiniflagDjibouti.png]] Djibouti - Another piece of French colony located in the Horn of Africa. It is known for being an important strategic point in the economy, despite being poor, for its international military bases and for its volcanic system. Djibouti's national languages are Arabic and French.

* [[File:MiniflagEquatorialGuinea.png]] Equatorial Guinea - [[Dago|Spanish]] colony located in the center-west. It is known for being the only country in Africa that speaks Spanish, being a dictatorship, its oil production, and its poverty. Its president has ruled the country for nearly 50 years and national language is [[Dago|Spanish]].

* [[File:MiniflagEritrea.png]] Eritrea - [[Wop|Italian]] colony located in the Horn of Africa. It is known for being a dictatorship and the Tigray terrorists' HQ. Its national languages are Tigrinya and Arabic.

* [[File:MiniflagEthiopia.png]] Ethiopia - Dependent country located in the Horn of Africa. It is known for being the aforementioned Tigray terrorists' playground and for its poverty. Ethiopia's national languages are Arabic, Amharic and Oromo.

* [[File:MiniflagGabon.png]] Gabon - Another French colony country located in the center-west. Gabon is known for famous people like [[Soccer|Pierre Aubameyang]], for its oil producing and for its poverty. Gabon's national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagGambia.png]] Gambia - [[UK|Britfag]] colony located in the northwest. It is known for being a country on a river and for its poverty. Gambia's national language is surprisingly English.

* [[File:MiniflagGhana.png]] Ghana - Another britfag colony located in the center-west. It is known for its [[engrish]] accent, for its oil producing industry and for its poverty. Ghana's national language is English.

* [[File:MiniflagGuinea.png]] Guinea - Yet another Frenchie colony located in the center-west, almost in the Sahara. It is known for its poverty, what do you expect? Its national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagGuineaBissau.png]] Guinea-Bissau - Portunigger colony country located in the center-west. Is known for being a Guinea copypasta and for its numerous islands. Its national language, is Portuguese.

* [[File:MiniflagIvory Coast.png]] Ivory Coast - Another Frenchie colony located in the center-west. Ivory Coast is known for its people, who pisses off if you don't call the country "[[Moonspeak|Côte d'Ivoire]]", for its oil producing industry and for its poverty. Its national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagLesotho.png]] Lesotho - Originally called Basutoland, is another britfag colony located inside [[South Africa]]. It is known for being "Africa's ceiling", its [[Music|"Famo]] [[Nigger|Gangsters"]], its poverty, being the [[AIDS]] central in Africa and its shitty medical system. Lesotho's national languages are English and Sesotho.

* [[File:MiniflagMalawi.png]] Malawi - Originally called Nyasaland, is another britfag colony located in the south. Malawi is known for owning the entire Nyasa lake, for its [[AIDS]] rate and for its poverty. Malawi's national languages are english and Chichewa.

* [[File:MiniflagMali.png]] Mali - Another Frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its poverty rate and for being another [[ISIS]] playground. Its national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagMauritania.png]] Mauritania - Guess what? Mauritania is another Frenchie colony. It is located in the Sahara desert, most concretely in the west coast. It is known for being a shipwreck and scrapyard mass factory and for its poverty. Its national language is Arabic and... FRENCH! yeah, again.

* [[File:MiniflagMauritius.png]] Mauritius - Mauritius, is another Frenchie colony located in middle of the Indian ocean. It is known for being a tax heaven for every banker and for being the [[Bird|Dodo]]'s home. The Mauritius' national languages are English, French and Mauritian creole.

* [[File:MiniFlagNamibia.png]] Namibia - [[Germany|Das Krautkolonien]] located in the southwest. It is known for being a trash bin for old ships, being a desert, being abandoned, its diamonds and for its poverty. Namibia's national language is surprisingly English.

* [[File:MiniflagNiger.png]] Niger - AKA:Nigger, is another Frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert. It is known for its lulzy name, for being another ISIS playground and for its poverty and child death rate. Its national language is French.

* [[File:Ng.gif]] Nigeria - AKA:Niggerland, is another britfag colony country located in the center-west. It is known for being a [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|Email scam center]], being the Boko-Haram's playground, its [[engrish]] accent and for its poverty. Nigeria's national languages are English, Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo, Fula and a moar.

* [[File:MiniflagCongo.png]] Republic of the Congo - AKA:DR Congo's bitch, is another Frenchie colony country located in the center-west. It is known for its oil industry, for being the original country named Congo and for its poverty rate. Its national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagSenegal.png]] Senegal - Senegal, is another Frenchie colony located in the Sahara desert, most concretely in the west coast. It is known for its [[Soccer|soccer]] team, for its malaria rate, for a race called Dakar, as its capital and for its poverty. Its national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagSeychelles.png]] Seychelles - Yet another britfag colony located in the Indic ocean, most concretely near the Africa's horn. It is known for being another tax heaven for those bankers who don't want to pay high taxes, for its beautiful beaches, for being sinking in the ocean and for its flag, joining the 2 enemies [[Romania]] and [[Hungary]]. Seychelles' national languages are English, French and Seychellois creole.

* [[File:MiniflagSouthSudan.png]] South Sudan - Youngest country. It was a britfag colony before being a dependent country from [[Sudan]]. It is known for its [[AIDS]] rate, malaria death rate, child death rate and for being a warzone. Its national languages are arab and english.

* [[File:MiniflagSTAP.png]] [[TL;DR|São Tomé and Príncipe]] - Long-named Portuguese archipelago colony located in the center-west, most concretely in the middle of the sea. It is known for being forgotten and for its poverty. Its national language is Portuguese.

* [[File:MiniflagTogo.png]] Togo - AKA:Verb to go, is yet another Frenchie colony country located in the center-west. It is known for being as thin as Chile, for its oil producing industry and for its poverty. Togo's national language is French.

* [[File:MiniflagUganda.png]] Uganda - Yet another britfag colony located in the center. It is known for having famous people like [[Martin Ssempa]], [[Ugandan Knuckles]] and [[High Score|Richard Komakech]], for his AIDS rate, for its engrish accent, for its volcanic field, for its homophobic politicians, for its extreme catholic beliefs, for its soldiers who went amok everytime and for its poverty. Uganda's national languages are English and Luganda.

* [[File:MiniflagZambia.gif]] Zambia - The last country in the list. It is another britfag colony located in the south. Zambia, is known for its own [[Epic Fail Guy]], Kalusha, for its AIDS rate, for its diamond secret mine, for its copper producing and for its poverty. Zambia's national language is English.

{{Clear}}

== Proposed african flags ==
Some badly edited flags proposed for some african countries

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AngolaFlag.jpg|Angola
Poorundi.jpg|Burundi
ISISflag.jpg|Burkina Faso and Mali
DRCongo.jpg|Democratic Republic of the Congo
GTALesotho.png|Lesotho
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
NigerFlag.png|Niger
RwandaInterhamwe.png|Rwanda
UgandanKnucklesFlag.png|Uganda
MiniflagRhodesia.png|Zimbabwe
</gallery>|}}
</center>

{{clear}}

==Europe and Africa==
[[File:African bird sanctuary.jpg|right|190px]]
[[image:Africa&Europe.gif|right|thumb|180px|Europe's relationship with Africa is something like this.]]

Just as the first European settlers came to America, conquered the Moors and the [[Injuns|Indians (feather, not dot)]], and then enslaved Africans and robbed them of all their resources, white Americans of today will continue to keep black people as pets in cages, ghettos, and BET where, as far as the country clubs are concerned, they belong.

These retarded apes still haven't done anything to improve this country, well, with few exceptions, but those people were exceptions because their ancestors were raped by white people. All those negro preachers in the NAACP (Niggers Appreciating A Chunky Pussy) might as well take a rope and hang their own damn selves. These theories are dominant, because no black person could receive [[Сибирской_говор|enough of an education]] to disprove those racist beliefs except for [[Black Jesus|Martin Luther King Jr]].

====Foreign AIDS====
Lately, a lot of [[liberals|whining liberals]] have been protesting to introduce foreign strains of the [[AIDS]] virus into the African population. Little do they know that the AIDS is an American secret weapon to destroy the dark skins and the homosexuals, mostly for Africa and their overpopulated shit holes.

Often, people will hold benefit concerts and other gay shit in the name of foreign AIDS. However, the bleeding hearts don't know this usually goes to the Jew bankers in New York instead of the fucktards in Africa. Jew bankers with foreign [[AIDS]] - HA! Serves them right.

===300 Africans===
Contrary to the faggot Spartans, the African 300 leader had much more trouble inspiring his troops. Simply think of him saying "Africans! Tonight, we dine in...oh wait, we don't have any food." Therefore, their end would have not been caused by a retard that looked strangely similar to [[Your mom|that ugly bitch]], but by the mere lack of cheeseburgers in their [[McDonald's]] and by [[Aids|failing at purification]] through [[Baby Fuck|the fucking of one-year-olds]].

==Gallery==
 
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File:Typical african street entertainment.jpg
File:Benjamin Muller Sings Chassidic Sound of Africa.jpg
File:Baby "raped to death" - zululand observer (june 25, 2018).png
File:Shito - produce of ghana, africa.jpg
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File:Unknown epidemic kills 70 kids (nigeria).jpg|Yet another pandemic averted (by an over-efficient virus)
File:Mutant goat - limpopo, africa (2016).png|Goat-fucking is commonplace
File:Africa - true relative size map.jpg|Never in human history has so little been achieved by so many with so much
Image:Starved girl.jpg|Obesity is a growing problem for every [[Сибирской говор|child in Africa]].
File:Lolafrica1.jpg|What multiculturalist white apologists won't tell you.
Image:Rockafrica.jpg|What Africa looks like on [[Google]] Maps at the highest zoom level.
Image:Enslave_black_people.jpg|PonguigPeopinn presents a novel solution to the problem in Africa, only to be shouted down by indoctrinated fools.
Image:Starving child.jpg|National Flag of Africa, featuring a [[typical]] resident covered in bugs.
Image:Cameroon_internets.png|Most literate people in the African country of Cameroon actually read and write [[Chinese]], rather than the officially-claimed [[French]] or [[English]].
File:Skeptical Starving Ethiopian.jpg|[[Your mom]] used to try and get you to eat your dinner because there were [[children|kids]] starving in Africa. How this was supposed to work, nobody knows.

Image:African union flag.png|Africa's future flag. Take that, America!
Image:immahuntin.png|John Cena
Image:Dallaschimp.gif|a wild niglet
File:Forgot this memes name.jpg
Image:AlanMooreLionKing.jpg|The Lion King. Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors. Beware the Moon, lads.
Image:Niggerslolol.jpg|Even Jewgle doesn't know...
Image:The academic community frown on your decision africa guns.jpg|There are several fine [[College|universities]] in Africa.
Image:Foreign_AIDS.jpg|AIDS is the most popular subject of comedy in Africa.
Image:Thinspirationbethiope.jpg|Ever compassionate, /[[b]]/ helps a starving Ethiopian child.
Image:Foreignaids.png
Image:Africanmeal.jpg|Poor African men save money on food by eating their own genitals.
Image:Baboon_solution.jpg
Image:Niger chicken.png
File:Nigger mouth.jpg

Image:Littleaubrey01.jpg|Ripping off whitey is a beloved African tradition.
File:Miss payment or we take blankket12.JPG

File:Romevsafrica.JPG|Africa has never EVER progressed.


Image:Niceass.jpg|Hi there,Welcome to Ass [[in the ass| in the box]]. May I take your order sir?
File:Rolling Stone 100 Top Homos.jpg |The free press.
</gallery>}}
 

== See also ==
[[File:Togo president general eyadéma gnassingbé (1972).png|right|350px]]
*[[$100 Laptop]]
*[[419]]
*[[AIDS]]
*[[Afrocentrism]] - let's face it, if you were from Africa, you'd prefer this fantasy too
*[[Apartheid]]
*[[Black chicks]]
*[[Black History Month]]
*[[Botswana]]
*[[The child in Africa|Child in Africa, the]]
*[[Detroit]] - A fully-representative African colony
*[[Digital Blackface]]
*[[Ebola]]
*[[HowToBasic]], an insane Australian YouTuber with great contempt for Africa's starving people
*[[Dogo Nahawa Massacre]]
*[[Jenkem]]
*[[Kenya]]
*[[Joseph Kony|Kony, Joseph]]
*[[Kwanzaa]]
*[[Poor]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Rwandan Genocide]]
*[[Martin Ssempa|Ssempa, Martin]]
*[[Slavery]]
*[[Tanzania|Tarzan]]
*[[Voodoo]]
*[[War]]
*[[World Cup 2010]]

==External links==
*[https://malawi24.com/2016/12/29/bizarre-malawian-woman-gives-birth-two-stones/ '''Witchcraft suspected after Malawian hospital confirms woman gave birth to twin stones'''] (Archived: {{archive|s1srj|1}} {{wayback|https://malawi24.com/2016/12/29/bizarre-malawian-woman-gives-birth-two-stones/|title=2}})
*{{archive|TsfJc|Liberian immigration officer "swallowed by Devil"}} ({{wayback|https://www.liberianobserver.com/news/country-devil-swallows-immigration-officer/|title=2}})
*{{archive|Ds2Ws|Zambian man "9 months pregnant" within 48 hours of fucking someone else's wife}} ({{webcite|76kpOU8R4|2}})
*{{archive|4JrtN|Infestation of mermaids poses "serious problem" for Zimbabwean dam project}} ({{wayback|http://www.b-metro.co.zw/mermaids-crocodiles-unleash-terror-on-gokwe-villagers/|title=2}})
*[https://www.graphic.com.gh/news/odd-news/man-accused-of-raping-goat-says-he-asked-the-animal-for-permission.html '''Nog gets arrested while raping goat, pleads not guilty because he had "asked for the goat's permission"'''] (Archived: {{archive|GF41y|1}} {{wayback|https://www.graphic.com.gh/news/odd-news/man-accused-of-raping-goat-says-he-asked-the-animal-for-permission.html|title=2}})
*{{archive|M4tef|Travelling prophet lifts accident-strewn Zambian highway curse, warns ghostly culprit "God will not tolerate the nonsense"}} ({{wayback|https://www.zambianobserver.com/motorists-panic-over-ghost-human-in-kabwe-lusaka-road/|title=2}})
*[https://www.thezimbabwemail.com/bizarre/goblins-seize-maternity-ward/ '''Zimbabwe nurses in anal trauma after maternity hospital is seized by sex-mad goblins'''] (Archived: {{archive|6yTrP|1}} {{wayback|https://www.thezimbabwemail.com/bizarre/goblins-seize-maternity-ward/|title=2}})
*[https://www.thecitizen.co.tz/News/10-children-brutally-killed-in-suspected-ritual-murders/1840340-4954892-lrarx/index.html '''Witchcraft "suspected" in Tanzania as ten niglets are found dead with their tongues and genitals cut out'''] (Archived: {{archive|OGJBm|1}} {{webcite|75og7ZHCY|2}})
**[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-47447103 '''Tanzanian child murders: 65 witchdoctors arrested'''] (Archived: {{archive|EpH4i|1}} {{wayback|https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-47447103|title=2}})
*[https://www.egyptindependent.com/egypt-court-imprisons-woman-for-sexually-harassing-a-monkey/ '''Egyptian woman jailed for sexual molestation of monkey'''] (Archived: {{webcite|7511yaOFU|1}} {{wayback|https://ww.egyptindependent.com/egypt-court-imprisons-woman-for-sexually-harassing-a-monkey/|title=2}} {{waybackvid|side_958|THE VIDEO!}})
*[https://www.afro.who.int/news/malaria-control-campaign-launched-democratic-republic-congo-save-lives-and-aid-ebola-response '''Simultaneous Malaria epidemic hampers efforts to tackle the Congo's 10th Ebola epidemic in the last 40 years'''] (Archived: {{archive|MUnWM|1}} {{wayback|https://afro.who.int/news/malaria-control-campaign-launched-democratic-republic-congo-save-lives-and-aid-ebola-response|title=2}})
*[https://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/Man-confesses-to-using-675-people-for-sacrifice-reveals-secrets-of-fake-pastors-669559 '''Ghanaian devil-worshiper confesses to 675 sacrificial child-murders'''] (Archived: {{archive|NJRqm|1}} {{wayback|https://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/Man-confesses-to-using-675-people-for-sacrifice-reveals-secrets-of-fake-pastors-669559|title=2}})
*{{archive|JRFX1|Kenyan man beaten by villagers after fatally raping two chickens}} ({{wayback|http://www.nigerianmonitor.com/kenyan-man-rapes-neighbours-hens-to-death-nigerian-monitor/|title=2}})
*[https://punchng.com/herbalist-dies-as-client-tests-bullet-repelling-charms-on-him/ '''Nigerian ju-ju man shot dead while demonstrating his magical bullet-proof power'''] (Archived: {{archive|A5Efq|1}} {{wayback|http://punchng.com/herbalist-dies-as-client-tests-bullet-repelling-charms-on-him/|title=2}})
*[https://www.chronicle.co.zw/updated-croc-appears-from-nowhere-terrorises-residents/ '''Zimbabwe hospital besieged by out-of-control wizard who transformed into were-crocodile'''] (Archived: {{archive|zh0Np|1}} {{wayback|http://www.chronicle.co.zw/updated-croc-appears-from-nowhere-terrorises-residents/|title=2}})
*{{archive|SC4Ls|Annual six-month-long epidemic of the bubonic plague currently rated "the severest in living memory"}} ({{wayback|https://www.iol.co.za/pretoria-news/plague-outbreak-in-madagascar-worsens-11738757|title=2}})
**[https://medicalxpress.com/news/2017-10-plague-madagascar-dead.html '''Annual six-month-long epidemic of the bubonic plague and annual festival of dancing with corpses "could be related"'''] (Archived: {{archive|tE6IG|1}} {{wayback|https://medicalxpress.com/news/2017-10-plague-madagascar-dead.html|title=2}})
*[https://www.news24.com/News24/eastern-cape-man-gets-year-in-jail-for-having-sex-with-donkey-20170928 '''Witchdoctor tells man that fucking a donkey will make him grow strong (he does it, of course)'''] (Archived: {{archive|NOxKZ|1}} {{wayback|http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/eastern-cape-man-gets-year-in-jail-for-having-sex-with-donkey-20170928|title=2}})
*[https://www.lusakatimes.com/2018/11/13/sex-with-an-pregnant-goat-lands-22-year-in-jail-for-5-years-with-hard-labour/ '''Zambian man gets 5 years hard labor for sex with pregnant goat, in court-ordered clampdown on area's "rampant" bestiality'''] (Archived: {{archive|qxu1a|1}} {{wayback|https://www.lusakatimes.com/2018/11/13/sex-with-an-pregnant-goat-lands-22-year-in-jail-for-5-years-with-hard-labour/|title=2}})
*[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-41072524 '''Nigger walks into police station and says he's bored with eating human flesh, five cannibal accomplices are arrested, and then it turns out the whole village (300 nigs) have been digging up graves and eating the corpses for years'''] (Archived: {{archive|q0RSe|1}} {{wayback|http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-41072524|title=2}})
*[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40185359 '''Mozambique witch-doctors acquire severed human heads for magic spells by telling other niggers that bald men have gold hidden inside their skulls'''] (Archived: {{archive|7B3jC|1}} {{wayback|http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40185359|title=2}})
*[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/19/malawi-mobs-kill-two-more-people-accused-of-being-vampires '''Mob burns epileptic man to death in Malawi during nationwide hysteria about vampires'''] (Archived: {{archive|IiZMp|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/19/malawi-mobs-kill-two-more-people-accused-of-being-vampires|title=2}})
**[https://www.reuters.com/article/us-malawi-violence/malawi-vigilante-arrests-rise-to-200-in-vampire-scare-idUSKBN1CT2CX '''The UN and USA declare Malawi a "no-go area" as ongoing vampire-vanquishing violence kills nine and leads to 200 arrests'''] (Archived: {{archive|kiKgK|1}} {{wayback|https://www.reuters.com/article/us-malawi-violence/malawi-vigilante-arrests-rise-to-200-in-vampire-scare-idUSKBN1CT2CX|title=2}})
***{{archive|kTimk|Malawi Prime Minister addresses nation, denounces the continuing vampire hysteria as a foreign conspiracy to destabilize the country}} ({{wayback|https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/africa/2017-12-05-panic-and-vengeful-mobs-as-vampire-scare-rattles-malawi/|title=2}})
*{{archive|bj4Rj|Gokwe police chief confirms prime suspect in murder investigation is "a daring mermaid"}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3168-a-daring-gokwe-mermaid-snatches-two-boys-and-shows-them-off-before-killing-them.html|title=2}})
*{{archive|gs8UM|Nigerian preacher "not resurrected" after commanding followers to bury him alive}} ({{wayback|http://www.nigerianmonitor.com/pastor-fails-to-resurrect-after-telling-people-to-bury-him-alive/|title=2}})
*[https://english.alarabiya.net/variety/2017/10/30/Egyptian-lawyer-says-raping-women-who-wear-ripped-jeans-is-national-duty- '''Egyptian men have "a national duty" to rape women who wear ripped jeans'''] (Archived: {{archive|kotPd|1}} {{wayback|https://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2017/10/30/Egyptian-lawyer-says-raping-women-who-wear-ripped-jeans-is-national-duty-.html|title=2}})
*{{archive|xC6HH|Witchdoctor arrested for murder after inflating a nigger's dick with a bicycle pump "to boost virility"}} ({{wayback|https://edaily.co.ke/entertainment/witchdoctors-bizarre-bicycle-pump-treatment-leaves-man-dead-128357/crazy-world|title=2}})
*[https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/09/11/strange-woman-gives-birth-to-pony/ '''Uproar in Nigerian church congregation as woman gives birth to pony during prayers'''] (Archived: {{archive|rXmlM|1}} {{wayback|https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/09/11/strange-woman-gives-birth-to-pony/|title=2}})
*[https://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/2014-01-10-pretoria-pastor-convinces-congregation-to-eat-grass/ '''Preacher convinces pack of nigger "disciples" into eating the grass in his garden''' (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|62x5V|1}} {{wayback|https://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/2014-01-10-pretoria-pastor-convinces-congregation-to-eat-grass/|title=2}})
**[https://www.pulse.ng/gist/in-gods-name-pastor-gives-disinfectant-to-member-for-miracles-in-south-africa/6gzkfj1 '''... and then convinces them to drink neat disinfectant as a cure''' (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|htGTy|1}} {{wayback|http://www.pulse.ng/gist/in-god-s-name-pastor-gives-disinfectant-to-member-for-miracles-in-south-africa-id5875867.html|title=2}})
***[https://fortheloveofhistruth.com/2014/09/25/grass-eating-pastor-now-has-congregation-drinking-petrol/#more-8085 '''... and gets them to drink gasoline, telling them it has been transformed into pineapple juice''' (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|dSJwo|1}} {{wayback|https://fortheloveofhistruth.com/2014/09/25/grass-eating-pastor-now-has-congregation-drinking-petrol/#more-8085|title=2}})
*{{archive|jJo8Z|Dog tied to tree and "raped to death" in Western Cape Province}} ({{wayback|https://buzzsouthafrica.com/dog-raped-to-death/|title=2}})
*{{archive|74bO1|Terror as Ugandan cannibal tribe invades Kenya}} ({{wayback|https://buzzkenya.com/fear-ugandan-cannibals-enter-kenya/|title=2}})
*{{archive|V9Tkb|Murder suspect travelled to scene in flying basket, expert tells trial judge}} ({{wayback|http://www.newzimbabwe.com/news-328-Basket%20flight%20woman%20a%20witch/news.aspx|title=2}})
*[https://mybroadband.co.za/forum/threads/zuma-reveals-he-used-to-practice-witchcraft-against-white-people.587052/ '''South African president Jacob Zuma is a witch!'''] (Archived: {{archive|7zBT|1}} {{wayback|https://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/587052-Zuma-reveals-he-used-to-practice-witchcraft-against-white-people|title=2}})
**{{archive|oTMQn|President Zuma blames witchcraft, ghosts, for local poll defeat}} ({{wayback|http://www.heraldlive.co.za/politics/2017/09/08/maybe-witchcraft-made-us-lose-poll-western-cape-says-zuma/|title=2}})
*[https://www.thestandard.co.zw/2017/08/27/mugabe-wades-vp-poisoning-saga '''Zimbabwe president Robert Mugabe accused of witchcraft after deputy "suffers severe diarrhoea"'''] (Archived: {{archive|jMQzA|1}} {{wayback|https://www.thestandard.co.zw/2017/08/27/mugabe-wades-vp-poisoning-saga/|title=2}})
*[https://www.informationng.com/2017/09/see-happened-lady-hasnt-seen-period-6-years-photos.html '''Negress who "hasn't had a period for six years" is located by sorcery, blessed, and releases "fountain of blood"''' (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|nT3bL|1}} ({{wayback|http://www.informationng.com/2017/09/see-happened-lady-hasnt-seen-period-6-years-photos.html|title=2}})
*[https://guardian.ng/news/fears-in-benin-over-beheading-strange-deaths/ '''Fear stalks Benin City as warring cults continue ritual beheading spree'''] (Archived: {{archive|r5P9p|1}} {{wayback|https://guardian.ng/news/fears-in-benin-over-beheading-strange-deaths/|title=2}})
**[https://www.legit.ng/65130.html '''And it's not the first time, either'''] (Archived: {{archive|xi9cS|1}} {{wayback|https://www.naija.ng/65130.html|title=2}})
***{{archive|XGpyz|Still, it's not quite as bad as the time before that}} ({{wayback|https://www.naija.ng/62568.html|title=2}})
*{{archive|IYdVg|Cows "buried alive" in stadiums to ensure soccer team success}} ({{wayback|https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/06/060630-soccer-magic.html|title=2}})
*{{archive|ajK68|Mombassa man's mystery death linked to sinister horse-legged woman sighting}} ({{wayback|https://buzzkenya.com/mombasa-man-meets-woman-horse-legs/|title=2}})
*{{archive|FV1rU|Soldiers prevent lynching of man suspected of using magic to steal boy's penis while shaking hands}} ({{wayback|http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/odd/657003-drama-as-16-year-old-boy-%E2%80%98loses-manhood%E2%80%99-after-shaking-hands-with-stranger.html|title=2}})
*[https://www.legit.ng/1112211-woman-allegedly-delivers-catfish-16-months-pregnancy-video.html#1112211 '''South African negress gives birth to catfish following 16-month pregnancy''' (PHOTOS!)] (Archived: {{archive|3W4Ir|1}} {{wayback|https://gossip.naija.ng/1112211-woman-allegedly-delivers-catfish-16-months-pregnancy-video.html#1112211|title=2}})
*[https://newsghana.com.gh/farmer-kills-woman-over-mushroom/ '''Murder "motivated by mushroom"'''] (Archived: {{archive|ajGzE|1}} {{wayback|https://www.newsghana.com.gh/farmer-kills-woman-over-mushroom/|title=2}})
*{{archive|WdXA8|Eight-week-old baby grows into man in 30 seconds, issues garlic-related threat, escapes into jungle}} ({{wayback|https://www.liberianobserver.com/news/2-month-old-baby-turns-into-full-grown-man/|title=2}})
*[https://southafricatoday.net/south-africa-news/a-township-mob-burns-talking-monkey-as-witch/ '''"Talking monkey" burned to death by mob'''] (Archived: {{archive|szlw7|1}} {{wayback|https://southafricatoday.net/south-africa-news/a-township-mob-burns-talking-monkey-as-witch/|title=2}})
*{{archive|S6j6U|Cat eaten after being crucified for witchcraft in Liberia}} ({{wayback|https://www.liberianobserver.com/news/women-the-witchcraft-cat/|title=2}})
*{{archive|S1INk|Malawi villagers pay magical pedo to fuck 104 of their 12-year-old daughters for three days each}} ({{wayback|https://buzzkenya.com/man-hired-sex-children-malawian-hyena/|title=2}})
*{{archive|q12dQ|Teachers' testicles "molested by goblins"}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3136-goblins-at-chegato-primary-school-now-molesting-male-teachers.html|title=2}})
*[https://www.iol.co.za/capetimes/news/pupil-dies-during-mass-hysteria-outbreak-7793519 '''School evacuated after pupil dies of hysteria'''] (Archived: {{archive|TKXDX|1}} {{wayback|https://www.iol.co.za/capetimes/news/pupil-dies-during-mass-hysteria-outbreak-7793519|title=2}})
**[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3588562/ '''Satanism, popular jokes, evil spirits, UFOs "cause of most hysteria outbreaks" in African schools'''] (Archived: {{archive|7dnu4|1}} {{wayback|https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3588562/|title=2}})
*{{wayback|http://www.yaleph.com/archive/vol1no1/reg_focus.html|20060519084631|title=No end in sight for Sudan's deadly nodding epidemic}} {{archive|MRwkl}}
*{{archive|FjdVr|Zimbabwean man "starts menstruating after juju curse for marital infidelity}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3196-chitungwiza-man-belwildered-as-he-continues-to-mensurate-every-month.html|title=2}})
*[https://www.africanews.com/2017/08/01/tanzania-witch-killings-claimed-479-lives-from-january-june-2017-report// '''Average of 80 suspected witches murdered per month in Tanzania'''] (Archived: {{archive|963hB|1}} {{wayback|http://www.africanews.com/2017/08/01/tanzania-witch-killings-claimed-479-lives-from-january-june-2017-report//|title=2}})
*{{archive|sVLAK|South Africa's nigger junkies now smoking "joints" that contain stolen cremation ashes}} ({{wayback|https://buzzsouthafrica.com/sa-addicts-smoke-human-ashes-nyaope/|title=2}})
*[https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/may/17/witches-cant-fly-brooms-above-150-meters-swaziland/ '''Swaziland outlaws witches from flying on broomsticks at altitudes higher than 150 meters'''] (Archived: {{archive|pt0QK|1}} {{wayback|http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/may/17/witches-cant-fly-brooms-above-150-meters-swaziland/|title=2}})
*{{archive|dqkdY|"Goblin danger" warning after Kuwadzana woman gives birth to chicken head}} ({{wayback|http://zimbabwenewsonline.com/index.php/strange_news/3195-chaos-reigns-as-a-kuwadzana-woman-allegedly-gives-birth-to-a-chicken-head.html|title=2}})
*{{archive|TzDZQ|Wizards control Nigerian president's villa, turn women into "merchants of dildo"}} ({{wayback|http://www.africanopinion.com/witches-wizards-control-nigerias-white-house/|title=2}})
 
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Roblox

2025-09-13T04:22:53Z

Coelacanth: /* Games */

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<td colspan="2">[[File:SHITBLOX2022LOGO.png|300px]]</td>
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<th>Type</th><td>Gayming</td>
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<th>Released</th><td>[[2006]]; ([[2004]]: [[shit no one cares about|private alpha]])</td>
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<th>Website</th><td>[https://www.roblox.com/ www.roblox.com]</td>
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<th>Key People</th><td>David Baszucki John Shitletsky Erik Casserole[[dead|&dagger;]]</td>
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<th>Slogans</th><td>"If you can imagine it, you can build it." "Be anything, Build anything." "[[Stupid|Powering Imagination]]"</td>
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<th>Location</th><td>[[OTI]]</td>
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<th>Headquarters</th><td>San Mateo, [[California]]</td>
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<th>Industry</th><td>[[Vidya games]]</td>
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[[Image:Rococks_sucks.png|thumb|What everyone thinks.]]
[[Image:RobloxGoatse.jpg|thumb|Rococks Goatse.]]
[[Image:Brodie.jpg|thumb|Typical Rococks player.]]
[[Image:FurryWanker.jpg|thumb|Another fucking [[furry]]. at least most of them are banned.]]
[[Image:ZzzDecentCframe.png|thumb|An example of CFraming on Roblox.]]
[[Image:Great_spelling.png|thumb|A great example of how superior the mod's spelling is.]]
{{quote|ROBLOX. [[Lie|IT'S FREE!!!!1!1!]]|The Jews of Rococks in search of money.}}

'''{{PAGENAME}}''' (also known as '''Dynablox''', '''Shitblox''', '''Gayblox''', '''Gooblox''', '''Rococks''' and a whole plethora of other [[shit]]) is a shitty [[Lego]] knockoff made in [[2005]] by a few [[Jews]]. Given how autistic the platform truly is, and its allure to autistic children, it should come as no surprise that 99% of the people who interact with it are fucking retarded. The "objective" of Rococks is to make [[bomb|cool shit]], but since doing so requires having a brain in your fucking skull, this is a goal that is, and forever will be, unattainable by the shitcocks cummunity. Instead what you'll see is perpetual stealing of game assets that the .01% of the community created, spam to hoax/CP/[[warez]] sites to get [[free]] Rocucks, and nauseatingly designed games that have been fine tuned to milk as much of the aforementioned Rocucks out of you.

If the default Roblox experience isn’t fucking you hard enough, you can also subscribe to the [[Scam|overpriced premium membership]].

==The Community==
[[Image:Roblox Best Comment.PNG|thumb|Referring to the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUcIG4VnzaI death sound effect].]]

The community is composed mainly of 10-12 year olds, although the game was designed for 8-18 year olds, "[[trolls]]", [[Columbiners]], and [[Jailbait|online daters.]] With this combination of people, the result is a very cancerous gaming community that is not that great.

==="Hackers" and Spammers===

The kids in the game think they're so funny by spamming their sad attempts at forcing memes all over the [[forums]] that [[Roblox]] removed in 2017, and pretending to be [[script kiddy|"hackers"]] who will take over Roblox and hack your account, or some shit. However, this "hacking" they speak of is nothing more than using ''Cheat Engine'' to insert giant penises in sword fighting games. If you piss them off they will [[empty threat|threaten to hack your account]], even though these kids wouldn't know code even if it came up behind them and started to [[rape]] them [[goatse|up the ass]]. These are the same kids who spam links to their shitty places all over the site with the hope of getting place visits, all the while not realizing that [[nobody gives a fuck]] about them, or their shitty places.

==="Trolls" on Roblox===
The "trolls" on Roblox are not really trolls at all, but rather dumb little kids who don't even know what trolling is, or even how to execute it properly. As with most of the kids on this game, they think spamming [[ASCII]] images of [[Hitler]] and [[nigger]] will lower them to [[b/|/b/'s]] standards, as seen on the [[Roblox#Forums|cesspool forums]], before they got nuked by the [[tyrants|staff]]. What usually happens is 1) an admin gets butthurt/offended and, 2) lays down the [[banhammer]], ending the kid's [[fail|"trolling spree"]] immediately. As Roblox has no way of detecting [[sockpuppet]] accounts, they simply create alternate accounts and resuming what they were doing before they got banned.

===Rapists, Sexual Predators, and Everyone Else Who Plays The Game===
Aside from the failtrolls, stupid prepubsencent fucks, and [[hackers on steroids|"hackers"]], the rest of the community are 60 year old predators who want to groom and fuck children, whether online or [[IRL]].

The online daters (often referred to by the community as [[overdose|"ODers"]]) are [[sick fucks]] who [[gay|"roleplay" as a couple]], pretend to kiss, have [[sex]], etc. with their in-game characters. Rarely, some of them of them are 60-year-old internet predators who spend most of their time attempting to [[Chris Hansen|bait little kids online]] and fulfil their sick-ass sexual fantasies with [[children]], but most of them are horny 10 year old boys who have nothing better to do. According to the Rococks Community Rules and Guidelines, online dating is against the rules, yet this "rule" never ever seems to be enforced. Truth be told, people rarely get banned for online dating, even though it's a bannable offense on Roblox's terms.

[[Truth|Roblox admins don't care that there is this predator problem on their platform]] and even banned predator hunters, which made them get [[LOLsuit|sued]] by the state of [[Louisiana]] and made [[Chris Hansen]] himself to come out of his retirement to participate in a documentary exposing Roblox.

[[Image:Join the ROBLOX club.jpeg|thumb|center|480px]]

===Games===
Since Roblox is a building game, you'd probably think that the people on the site make cool shit out of Lego bricks, right? Wrong. The Roblox community is terrible with building and coding, and will often copy something decent that somebody else has made in order to gain [[attention whore|attention]] from their fellow community. These stolen versions of games seemingly get more attention and exposure than the original versions. Rarely, something of quality is created; however, it usually doesn't get noticed at all by anyone of significance, considering that it's usually buried under several copies of Welcome to the town of Robloxia.

{{frame|[[File:Roblox Floating Dick.png|720px]] <center>'''Roblox - What will YOU build?'''</center>|border=black|margin=auto}}

Popular games include:

*'''Jailbreak''' - More of a GTA V ripoff but with cops and robbers. Once you arrest a criminal, he or she will always fucking spam the words "Noob" or "Hacker" at you. Normally you will find too many 8 year olds who listen to loud rap music and furries in penguin outfits speed glitching with their fat bellies all over the map. After arresting criminals/camping in the prison to get '''''EZ xd''''' epic arrests, you can either kill yourself or become a criminal. Either option is boring and the game is overplayed and overrated. Sadly, at the time of writing, 15,000 kids are still playing the game, mostly because they're [[Mexico|Mexican]] coke-addicted children that don't know of better games, and therefore, Badimo, the shitty studio, makes more money from kids buying shitty gamepasses in the pay-to-win style of Jailbreak.
*'''Pinewood Computer Core''' - A nuclear reactor game that ended up fucking up the franchise the game was from. Spawned a load of shit reactor games by 2013. The game went from an exploring facility game to a reactor protection game using certain [[Rape|utilities]] the make the temperature go [[Bisexual|up or down]] to prevent a meltdown when occurred at 1200°. And then to random events like a fucking blackout, or a flood of [[Cum|plasma]].
*'''Innovation Inc. Labs''' - Game by madattak who claims he based it off of Pinewood when it barely has anything in common minus being a reactor game. Heavily criticized for being hard to play and being [[ugly]] as fuck.
*'''Phantom Forces''' - A somewhat decent blend-clone of FPS games sadly ruined by its [[autism|shit community]] and Dicksword server. It's [[ At least 100|at least 100 times]] less overrated than Jailbreak is. Also, use the COLT SMG 635 and run M9 as secondary. You'll thank me later. If you're too much of a [[faggot|newbie]] to have that, use the MP5K and M9. Later, the developers got exposed for liking pedophiles.
*'''MeepCity''' - A place that rips off both Club Penguin and ToonTown but with a special feature to invite you over sex parties. Removed when Roblox got caught by the BBC. ''ROBLOX ON CONVICT!''
*'''Work at a Pizza Place''' - This used to be about making and delivering pizza, but it's now about neglecting your job to just party in your house while the rest of the players, who are actually trying to play the game, suffer. It's even worse because if one person from the team is missing, the entire place goes to shambles, not unlike a freshly blown-up meth lab.
*'''Natural Disaster Survival''' - A game that teaches 11 year olds how to survive a tornado, volcano, tsunami, acid rain, and what not. Is there a blizzard coming? Go to higher ground. Is there a fire that's going out of control? Go to higher ground. Is there a tsunami coming? Go to - wait, that actually makes sense.
*'''Arsenal''' - A rip-off of the [[Counter Strike]] mod 'Gun Game' created by Rocock's shitty [[Valve|VALVe]] clone named ROLVe. The only redeeming quality is the fact that some of the weapons are creative and deviate from the "realistic" gameplay found in [[Counter Strike]].
*'''Bee Swarm Simulator''' - A game about collecting pollen and making honey with an army of virtual [[Bee Movie|bees]]. Most of the people that play this either have no life or because they’re bored whatsoever and often use macros to farm pollen for money.
*'''Pet Simulator''' - A series of games where you collect virtual pets you can trade for money or other rare pets. Everyone who plays this game has a gambling problem or a NFT problem.
*'''Welcome to Bloxburg''' or '''Bloxburg''' - A ripoff of the Sims where you can build your own house and work a shitty day job.
*'''Adopt Me''' - Like MeepCity but without sex parties. Every 8 year old girl plays this game at least once in their life along with Bloxburg.
*'''Mad City''' - Combines all the faults of Jailbreak with it being more of a Pay-To-Win piece of shit.
*'''Forsaken''' - Absolutely dogshit [[Shit nobody cares about|Dead by Daylight]] clone made by a pedo by the name of [[Faggot|souldrivenlove]].
*'''Grow a Garden''' - A game about [[Gardening|growing a garden]] that somehow became [[Srs Bsns|the most popular game in the world]]. the game is boring as fuck and is mostly played by 5 year olds slobbering on their iPads proving how much of a shithole Roblox truly is.
{{quote|"Users have a choice of over 8,000,000 (eight million) possible games to play, (based on number of users, as of 5-17-2010) varying in design from what the creators of the places want to make. Most of them are made from the free models."|Even Wikipedia acknowledges Roblox's lack of originality.}}

===Notable People===


[[File:RobloxCeoJew.png|thumb|Builderfaggot [[IRL]].]]
[[File:simbuilder charges .png|thumb|Simbuilder's charges.]]
[[File:John Shitletsky Jew.png|thumb|One of the (former) head Jews of Rococks, John Shitletsky.]]

*'''David Baszucki''' or ''' Builderman''' - The four-eyed, bumbling fool [[boss|founder and CEO]] of Shitblox. All of the money from Builders Club sales goes directly to him, should you be [[facepalm|stupid enough to buy it]]. As a typical Jew, he only gives a fuck about money, which is why Roblox turned to shit since around 2010.

*'''Erik Casserole (Erik Cassel)&dagger;''' - A former admin who died of [[cancer]]. Unsurprising, considering this is Roblox. Many people regard him as "the only good admin" of Roblox, while the rest are supposed idiots fucking up the site; the community even blamed Roblox's [[windows|shitty updates]] on Cassel's death.

*'''John Shedletsky''', '''Shitletsky''' or '''Telamoron''' - The former Uncreative Director of Rococks. He began working for Roblox in 2006 after he graduated from Stanford University, but eventually got bored with everything, so he resigned from Roblox in 2013 to [[shit that will never happen|start his own company]]. This faggot also decided to change his name from "Telamon" to his real-life surname, Shedletsky, for unknown reasons. What's most likely the reason for this is he wanted to look intelligent among Roblox's retarded community, but it only just made him look like more of a self-obsessed faggot with a too much [[USI]]. He had a record

*'''Jack Hendrix''', '''JackInTheBlox''' ([[Powerword]]: Jack DeVries) - Former Rococks admin, [[faggot]] and [[sick fuck]]. Ran a [[tumblr]] page where he uploaded fetish porn, furry porn and nude photos of himself in the desert. Now he works for Fandom and IGN like the stupid fag he is. Used to stream on Roblox's official [[Twitch]] page. Was mentioned in Reuben Sim's lawsuit.

*''' XiaoXiaoMan''' - The supposed [[AVGN]] of Roblox. He is in his 20s and plays a game intended for 7-9 year olds. He owns a YouTube channel that contains a bunch of shitty rant videos protesting Roblox updates, a Roblox game-reviewing series called "Raging Roblox Reviewer", as well as several shitty [[Gmod]] animation videos intended to be [[funny]] to his audience. Once shat on a little girl's dreams over some place review bullshit.

*'''SharpTH''' - A [[fat]] Jew who makes semi-shitty videos and boring places. Made the first version of this article, which was a giant rage-fest.

*'''[[nigger|Julius Coles]]''' - A nigger who steals shit and claims it as his own, like any other nigger. His favorite place is ''Welcome to the town of Robloxia'' so he stole it and renamed it "The different town of Robloxia" which gained over 5,000,000 visits from Roblox's ever-so-gullible userbase. Niggerus Coles also has a YouTube channel where he rants about Roblox and his boring life. Claims that he wants all the Roblox admins to get cancer, despite that [[truth|he fucking loves Roblox]].

*'''JaredValdez''' - [[Fact|The biggest source of rectal inflation and AIDS in Roblox]]. He often spends his time jacking off to anime and listening to [[Gangman Style|over-rated pop music]]. He copies any place the fucktard population of Roblox enjoy and he makes videos of him assaulting a box of Cheerios with his ass. He cannot code, in even simple shitty RBLX Lua. He is currently in a happy fag relationship with [http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=4339333 Professor G. Ai. Niggertits].

*'''MSE6'''{{muslim}} - A retarded [[Mudslime]] known as [[powerword|"Anna"]] in real life, and possibly the most hated admin on Rococks at one point. Used to give out bans to users like fuck, and earned the ire of the community. One day, she [[murder|suddenly disappeared without a trace...]]

*'''Arthur Sergeevich Trusov''', or '''WhoToTrus''' - An accessory designer, controversial for uploading fursuits and [https://www.roblox.com/catalog/5277679083/The-Transitioning-Concoction HRT] to the catalog. Unsurprisingly, he was caught in sexual roleplay servers on [[Discord]] with minors, where he discussed such things as anal training kits, having gay sex both in public and at furry conventions. Perhaps even more unsurprisingly, he never faced any repercussions from Roblox, and to this day remains part of their selective UGC program.

*'''Arnold Castillo''', '''Jadon Shedletsky''' or '''DoctorRofatnik''' - Developed a [[Sonic]] game, and pretended to be the brother of former admin John Shedletsky in order to groom children. Despite being publicly exposed several times, Roblox kept him on their payroll until he was [https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdin/pr/new-jersey-man-federally-charged-enticement-minor-and-interstate-transportation-minor arrested for abducting an underage girl] he met on their site. He is currently serving life in prison with [[Bubba]] for his crimes.

*'''Austin Reuschle''' or '''Nimblz&dagger;''' - Non-binary faggot who made a [https://www.roblox.com/games/2747834912/Eg shitty game about being an egg] and a couple other unremarkable games before [[An hero|logging off Roblox (and life) forever]].

*'''Mikhail Olson''' or '''Simbuilder''' - [[Batshit Insane]] Roblox Developer that made a [https://www.roblox.com/games/171391948/Sides-Vehicle-Simulator shitty Forza clone] before going completely insane by smoking insane amounts of [[DMT]]. He showed up to RDC23 and was arrested almost immediately for [[Trying Too Hard|showing up with a goddamn gun in his car]], Possibly trying to be the Roblox [[William Atchison|Couch Cuck]], His game is nothing more than a buggy pile of shit that will never see any updates due to him being [[Fail|permabanned from Roblox]] and is currently <s>facing up to 5 years of [[Rape|goatseating]] from [[Bubba]]</s> FREE LMAO.

===Roblox "YouTubers"===
Oh boy, you thought this shit was over? No. Some people were fucking retarded enough to make a YouTube living off of this garbage. Here are some examples of such JewTubers:
*'''Flamingo/AlbertsStuff''' - Greasy dyke faggot who thinks making their avatar look like shit is pure [[Lies|comedy.]] Used to swear but doesn't now because [[Pussy|god forbid YouTube lets anyone cuss in a video for ad revenue.]] He also has some fucking shit memes that nobody except of course his fanbase and mentally disabled childrens thinks is funny, like "CHILL", "YO TENGO" (Wow so fucking funny! "I have" in spanish is COMEDY EVERYONE!), "FELIPE" and many more AIDS. He thinks he is a troll because he gets admin commands (or buys to get them) in places. His fanbase is also bad if not worse than Roblox itself. When their god gets called out they will resort to calling them "NOOB" or childish insults.
*'''KonekoKitten''' - Another cunt that also complains about Roblox/YouTube's changes and nothing else. He complains and complains and [[Sad|relies on Roblox for his life and income.]] Got exposed for being a [[pedophile]] and then [[Flounce|took a break from youtube]].
*'''Nathorix/Nattie Forsyth''' - Instead of getting a job at a local McDonalds, this sad excuse of a human instead (like the idiots before him) decided to entertain a bunch of kiddies on this shit platform. Also complains about Roblox updates. He is also a tranny and known pedophile.
*'''InquistorMaster''' - A [[16-year-old girl]] who also relied on Roblox for his crappy YouTube channel. She used to suck cock online (not IRL because she will never ever get one in real life) and date with kids also, clickbaited and she continues to play Roblox much like anyone on Roblox does; and still sucks cock to this day, online.
*'''DenisDaily''' - Another faggot (comparable to Poke) who also gets chased by his autistic fanbase. Also clickbaits, steals videos from other creators and much more.
*'''Remainings''' - Yet another retard-faggot-combo who complains about Roblox updates and makes videos just on Roblox; and nothing else because that's what his fanbase only wants. Much like all fanbases here, he will get usually chased by fanboys freind requesting him.
*'''Greenlegocats123''' - A fucking preacher or the [[Alex Jones]] of Roblox. Constantly bitches about Online Dating, and that they are pedophiles, and the fact that Roblox doesn't do shit for Jew Gold. When in fact nobody gives a single shit. Complains about Roblox updates and "trolls" in various places by replacing the music with various sound effects and music so he doesn't get claimed. Also makes conspiracy videos about Online Dating and whatever with Kevin Macleod music so the kid watching it gets tension as if it is the next Ring movie.
*'''Ruben Sim'''{{nazi}} - Roblox's biggest attention whore. Like Greenlegocats, most of his videos consist of him obsessively A-Logging furries or irrelevant Roblox developers [[Delusional|who he thinks are pedophiles]], Ruben Sim's furry hate is obsessive even by ED standards. One day he got [[permabanned]] from Roblox for his faggotry and decided to make it his entire personality.

If you like or are a fan of any of these YouTubers at some point then [[WTF|what the fuck is wrong with you?]]

===Unabashed Degeneracy===

[[File:Roblox_Catalog_Sexuality_Flags.png|thumb|Roblox now allows people to submit these flags items into a catalog page. Are these people seriously mentally ill?]]
[[File:Roblox Powering Imagination.png|thumb|Have you ever became a waste of sperm? just remember that the people who played "Scented Con" games exist.]]

Oh, did we mention that the platform basically now has places where teens and kids can [[cybersex|have sexual intercourse with their characters]]? These have become known as "Scented cons". Similarly, Roblox has its own new style from the community where people dress up as [[13-year-old boys|slenders]] and [[12-year-old girls|C&P]] (specifically, children [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|trying to act gangsters and sluts]]), which is said by many that most of them online date and that can be described as a monkey fucking a fish. To make matters [[worse than hitler|worse]], there's a shit ton of discord servers related to Roblox that started appearing on [[Discord|Pisscord]] which had to with trading [[CP|nudes]] for Robux currency. Can it get any worse? Imagine how the platform started out by building shlongs into a dating platform itself. From now on, Roblox will remain a dating site for children rather than a time-wasting game.

However, the [[retards|community]], which was made up of 12-year-olds acting like obstinate people, wanted to bring Roblox back to where it was. This is odd, considering they're the ones that have fucked up the platform ever since Erik Cassel died from cancer. The people who said it were definitely users who started two years ago or children who had an unhealthy obsession with wars.

===Events===
Every year since 2011, Rococks has been hosting these summer events to attract more faggots to their shitty online game. There was nothing out of the ordinary about these events; all they did was talk about the next shitty updates they were going to add to their already-shitty game. It also costed a fuckload of real-life money to travel to them, which is why hardly anybody did.

They had six main events so far, including:

*'''Roblox Rally 2011''' - Their first ever real life event, hosted in [[San Francisco]] at the Exploratorium. It was just another piece of shitty Rococks [[propaganda]] that the admins used just to attract more faggots to join their shitty site. There's not really much to say about it other than it was just a big waste of time and money.
*'''Roblox Game Conference 2012''' - Another shitty event, this time it was hosted in Santa Clara, California at the Convention Center. If you bought one of their passes between February 17 and May 14, you got a water bottle and a shitty T-shirt, and a shitty virtual weapon. Again, there was nothing to see.
*'''Bloxcon 2013''' - Possibly their biggest real life shitstorm of an event yet. This event was hosted in three separate areas all in one time frame, as well as they had a "virtual Bloxcon", which was possibly the shittiest of all. It may be the only good event they hosted, but that's highly unlikely considering the severity of the autism of the admins.
*'''Roblox Film Festival 2013''' - A complete shitstorm of lulz and drama. Basically, all you had to do was make a shitty Rococks video with the ''Unregistered Hypercam 2'' logo in the top left-hand corner and then shove it right into the admins' submission box faster than they can take a shit. Nobody actually put much effort into making these so called "movies" whatsoever, and as with the usual nature of Roblox, many players resorted to stealing and copying other peoples' videos and claiming them as their own. There were a few people; however, that managed to get the shitty prize at the end, although their movies were just as shitty as most of the others.
*'''2014 Tour''' - Another fucking event that only showed how burned-out the admins were from last year. How this worked was a few major cities across America would host an exhibiting event known as the Maker Faire. Roblox would have a stake somewhere in this and they would have their own "booth" in the Maker Faire in many of these cities, which required eight people to run. According to the site's shitty blog, if 25 people attended a booth in the Maker Faire, a retarded staff member will show up. This event was nothing out of the ordinary, and nor did it have anything worth seeing, as will most Rococks events.
*'''Virtual Bloxcon 2014''' - Just another shitty online Cockscon. The only difference between this one and the other one was that VB 2014 was online for the whole convention. The admins even recorded it on their shitty [[Twitch]] channel for all to see just how stupid and pointless the whole thing was. Other than the time frame, there's really no difference between the two.

==How Roblox Earns Moneyz==

===Catalog Items===
You pay for these with Roblox's e-currency, known as "ROBUX". Most of the stuff in the game is completely overpriced, with a very few no actual good items.

The item types are:

*'''Hats''' - A piece of shit you wear on your head. [[Team Fortress 2|Sound familiar]]? Most of them are shit that shouldn't have been created in the first place. The only good hats are the Dominus hoods; however, those cost a fuck ton of Robux, and are Limited.
*'''Gear''' - A bunch of shitty knick-knack items that you can't even use in most games. These range from [[gun|powerful weapons]], to useless shit such as "bubble gum" and Easter baskets. No kidding. Of course, the only good weapon is the Darkheart, which does a shit-ton of damage and sometimes even kills in one hit. However, it's a Limited item which means you're never getting your fucking hands on it because [[retards|people]] are selling it for 999,999,999 ROBUX just to show it off. Funny, considering that the original price was only 2000 ROBUX.
*'''Faces''' - Transparent decals on your face that change the way it looks. Very overpriced for what you actually get. The only good one is the Awesome Face, but requires you to connect your Rococks account to your [[Failbook]] account, and show everyone what a fag you are for playing Rococks.
*'''T-shirts''' - Same as faces, but on your front torso. Free users can make them, but not sell them. If Roblox gives free accounts any privileges, this would be the only one.
*'''Shirts and pants''' - Textures for your character. Most of them look like thot outfits and gay supreme hoodies. You'll find tons of this shit being cloned and resold at the catalog because kids that spam them with their cheap bots are nothing but money-hungry cucks. Only BC users can make them, let alone sell them.
*'''Packages''' - Changes the 3D body shape of your character. Now with a shitty Rthro line of packages, which look super fucking ugly and are rarely used for legitimate avatars, also so called "trolls" try to look funny by buying the Penguin because that is comedy AM I RITE?
*'''Animation Packs''' - Sets of animations that change the way your ugly Lego character moves but can only be equipped with R15.
*'''Rthro''' - Roblox's shitty attempt at creating anthropomorphic avatars. Since they are from Roblox, they all look ugly and out of place with Roblox's equally ugly block æsthetic.

{{quote|[[wat|If you live on 4chan, Santa will find you.]]|Santa for all Seasons hat}}

Telamon decided to add [[4chan]] to a description of a hat to fuck with the heads of users, which caused a complete shitstorm of "OMG /b/ IS GOING TO DYSTROI ROBLOXSZ". It has been reported that [[Church of Fudge|RT]] and [[goatse|OT]] of the forums are going to "fight back against 4chan", even though most /b/tards probably don't know what the fuck "ROBLOX" is and don't give a damn. This just shows that the community takes a small joke and makes it a shitstorm of lulz and drama.

===Subscriptions===

In August 2007, Builders club was introduced, along with more shitty features that [[do not want|nobody even wanted]] to begin with. When it was first introduced, everyone lost all of their Robux and went into an intense rage, demanding that the admins revert the update. The admins, being as fucktarded as they are, failed to listen to their userbase requests and went along with it anyway. In [[2008]], the original BC was the only type of premium membership available, with the addition of Turbo Builders Club in 2009. They also introduced another premium membership type, this time "Outrageous Builders Club", which was completely insane and unreasonable, with its ridiculous features that [[nobody|very few people]] will ever use. Eventually, ROBLOX [[Bullshit|did the right thing]] and introduced a generic premium system in place of Builders Club.

==The Forums==

<center>/!\ oy vey the mods shut down the forums because the admins knew the forums were a complete cesspool in the first place /!\</center>

[[Image:PostCountBig.jpg|thumb|left|This does not apply to the Roblox Forum.]]
[[Image:Alalala.png|thumb|A typical thread on the roblox forums.]]
[[Image:Roblox_on_Cancer.png|thumb|The WWC forum is currently developing cancer.]]
[[Image:PENORPOST.JPG|thumb|Typical forum thread.]]
[[Image:Typicalrobloxthread.PNG|thumb|Example of 10 year old kids thinking they're cool for talking about dicks.]]
[[Image:Robloxbritfag1.png|thumb|A typical post from a britfag who forums on Roblox, [[Irony|notice he has less than 1200]] posts.]]
[[Image:Typicalfag.png|thumb| Typical shitty troll thread on the forums.]]

{{quote|[[George Lopez|The next time you see me, you will see a fist with me as well. 5 seconds later, BAM. Then you'll wake up, BAM. YOU'LL WAKE UP AGAIN, BAM. I'll keep doing it over again until you stop waking up.]]|butthurt faggot after being trolled}}

The forums the biggest source of cancer and AIDS on Rococks. This shithole is home to some of the biggest retards on the site. Forums are broken down into sections, and several sub-sections that are spammed constantly by newfags who try to force memes and so called "trolls" who try to act cool. They are notorious for online dating, flame wars, spam, and [[internet sissy fights]]. Usually, when such events occur, the admins are forced to intervene and ban anyone who posts in these threads as a result.

=== Forum Sections===
* '''Roblox Talk (RT)''' - Faggots who think they are the "[[4chan]] of ROBLOX" when they are just a shitty OT ripoff. They don't even talk about Roblox. Whiny cunts who care about the latest hats or the scrotum of the moderators, trying to suck their dicks or underaged cunts as soon as possible to get twenty different hats while you can get a REAL hat. They mostly show off their stupid ass free modeled places and call "RT parties" when they don't know the meaning of "party" and to make themselves feel better.
* '''Let's Make a Deal (LMaD)''' - A bunch of crunk prostitutes who will pay anything, including their virginity, just to make a little virtual fucking money. Usually, they get scammed and get fuck all. Anyone with half a brain would be able to detect these scams that the Roblox community seemingly always falls for. This forum is filled with Builders club members who waste their real life money on a fucking virtual game just to improve their slutty looking characters with ZOMG! Expensive hats! *3xpl0d3s* Too bad IT'S JUST FUCKING PIXELS! These autistic trannies are all fucking minimods.
* '''Off-Topic (OT)''' - You're going to get the worst fucking kind of cancer on the planet if you even step foot here. The forum section that is the best for trolling full of lolcows, furries, niggers, Asians, and even KKK. A bunch of fucking [[children|newfag trolls]] try to patrol the place as the actual redeeming feature, the [[wannabe|GOOD]] trolls, come in and fail troll everyone, making this place the shit of Roblox (shit of shit). Fags who post here use the [[over 9000|shittiest]] [[milhouse|memes]] [[My Little Pony|the]] [[lazor|internet]] has ever been able to offer. Has been slightly redeemed ever since they started [[ban]]ning PewDieCry's butt-buddies and any mention of the unholy [[faggot]] from the forum.
* '''Role-playing Forum ([[Rape|RP]])''' - The biggest furry orgy on the site. Everyone here is either a furry, emo, twi-fag or all of the above.
* '''Clans & Guilds (C&G)''' - Basically the flaming [[shit|HQ]] of ROBLOX. Everyone here is either banned, or is going to be within a month. However, C&G, along with scripers is probably the only two most idiotic forums on ROBLOX. Basically, the people there have an IQ lower than 10 and are full of hypocrites.
* '''Forum [[rule 34|34]] (ID=34)''' - A bunch of homosexual fish came in and started 'sploring the forum section. After a while, they found this forum, and released it to RT and OT. The admins got butthurt and 14 or 7 day ban all the people who posted here. This forum has nothing to do with [[Rule 34]], because everyone on this site has chlamydia, and are pre-pubescent little children with assburgers.
* '''World Wide Chat (WWC)''' - Consists of little kids who think they're cool for swearing in another language on the forum. The place that all the niggers, pollocks, spics and shitskins hang out. Quite like the Blue Oyster. Mainly involves self-important [[americunts]] and enraged [[britfags]] fighting over which tectonic plate their ass rests on.
* '''Scripters''' - Possibly the only fucking people in the shitty site (besides Clans & Guilds) who have IQ's lower than 10, considering "10" is the smallest possible unit above an infinitely negative value.

'''<big>All the other forums are [[Shit_Nobody_Cares_About|shit nobody cares about]] and aren't listed.</big>'''

{{morphquote|forumquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|Get out.|Orobos, some fucking douche with over 10,000 posts and 10,001 less lives than that.
|lol dragon ball dumbshits ftw!!!|Spydeman340. Some kid who whined about his [[shit|RS]] account being hacked to the almighty brother of Orobos, that dumb kid in the quote above.
|dont'n maka fun of dyleicx pepleo!|orangecorn10, a dyslexic 12 year old kid.
|Stop being mean to Anna just because [[Lies|you're not as cool as her.]]|LunaScamander, Anna200's lesbo lover.
|You cyber [[Engrish|bully'd]] a mod like a little wimp. And now, she quit. Who cares if she hated communism. It's an opinion, and you guys have to shove it down each other's throats. Honestly, it's pretty freaking pathetic. Now that I think about it, maybe it would be a good thing if OT ended up getting deleted.|MrRetextureGuy, a faggot who is commonly considered superior in arguments by only himself.
|you people are a enemy to me so i quit but not forever.|A retarded queef whose name isn't worth mentioning.
|[[Lies|Your account is mine tomorrow T^T.]]|This is commonly said by anime-fags who threaten to hack peoples worthless accounts.
|great story tell it again.|conerkorod, a fag forumer.
|whats your best mario kart score? last? HAHAH get served.|LeeGrant72hd, a faggot who calls himself mature.
|You aren't an OTer if you don't have as much posts as me and didn't join before me!|Vunro, <s>some dumbass</s> [[Fag|Faggot]]. Oh, wait, he got deleted, yay.
|In 10-20 years, you guys will have fun playing your "[[Shit|roblox]]", when [[bullshit|I actually have a life]] and you pieces of DIRT STILL PLAY [[Shit|ROBLOX]]!!!!!!!!!!!|Some mentally retarded 10 year old that OD's
|[[Butthurt|NO IM NOT PERMA BANND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]|FastPager200, the dumbest and most butthurt user to ever exist.
|Re:Ported|A Typical [[jewish]] forumer.
}}

===Incidents on the forum===

*In June 2013, a user named "Raychel1010" posted a topic about why people hated her on the forums. Because of this, it caused a massive [[Lulz|chimpout]] on the forums.
*On July 18, 2015, two users named "Tzah"{{jew}} and "vampire" made clickbaits about Russia bombing the US, in which one of them said that he saw war jets fly by his house and the other saying that he saw a Russian plane landing to the ground with troops coming out of it.
*On January 5, 2017, a faggot named "michaellyers8" posted a picture of two of his guns and the coordinates to a high school in Texas, saying that he was going to shoot up his school on April 20, 2017 (the 18th anniversary of [[Columbine]]).
*In late May 2017, a neo-Nazi aspie named "PlanetMofo"{{atheist}} trolled the forums, got banned multiple times, and made other accounts such as "Kid2040" and "PattiMayonnaiseDoug".
*Apparently, some douchebag by the name of Lobolego committed suicide because of the forum. His butthurt girlfriend who misses his rape so, Fuzzyperson, is apparently saddened by that, so she ragequit and got laughed at my moar retards. What a bitch.

===Off topic/World Wide Chat and the Roblox Wikia===
When the polifags of World Wide Chat and the fucktards of Off-Topic found out there was a [[Wiki]] about their useless game, most of them shat bricks and started vandalising the wikia, in a shitty attempt to be funny. Half of them were IP banned from the site, so they can't fuck it up any more. None of them even know what a fucking proxxy is.

But [[you]], however, are already addicted to your computer since its like god to you. And you're reading ED. Why not vandalize the Roblox wikia yourself?
[http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/ROBLOX_Wiki]

PROTIP: Add ASCII images of Hitler to pages about moderators

==Trolling on Roblox==
Due to Roblox's [[underage|young and immature]] community, trolling is very easy. As many little kids take the game so [[the internet is serious business|seriously]], pissing them off is easier than making porn.

===Game Trolling===

*See two people online dating? Say that the "girl" is a guy, for there are [[no girls on the internet]]. The guy, and the other guy will get [[butthurt]].
*Call everyone a [[n00b]].
*Spawnkill. People will then try to [[crybaby|report you]] and spam [[leetspeak|"0MG H4CKER!!1!1"]] in the chat.
*Insert a giant penis with the word "nigger" on it in insert games.
*Find the most OP weapons on the server and ass ræp everyone.
*Look at the groups that one of the faggots in the server your are in. If they are in any large groups like FEAR (First Encounter Assault Ræp) then say you are a high rank in that group and you will demote them unless they do whatever you say.
*Make swastikas on building games.
*Say that Roblox is filled with autistic, fatass and unproductive people who will never do something productive in real life.
*Tell everyone to go to this page. Watch as people start reading 3 sentences, get butthurt and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|try to get rid of it]].
*Say that the Pal Hair (or bacon hair as all the Robloxfags call it) is better than every other hat in the catalog. Watch as every faggot that spent their ROBUX on virtual shit get butthurt and will try to prove you wrong.
*If you get admin on a shitty game or joined a free admin game, abuse the absolute shit out of it. Kill, fling, blind, strobe everyone as much as possible before some faggot higher rank than you catch on to what you are doing (because they are a gigantic faggot) and fuck you up.
*In roleplaying games, say that online daters will never find actual girls in real life. Watch every retard get insanely butturt.
*Say that Roblox ripped off Lego. Everyone will get butthurt.
*Say that people that keep playing Roblox are sad losers and will never do anything productive in their lives. Watch as everyone will get butthurt and say that it is for ""fun"". No it's not, retard, for fun there is porn.
*On building games, say that everyone's buildings are shit. Everyone will become butthurt and try to find as many insults to throw on you.
*On building games, destroy someone's shitty building while someone other than you is near it. Watch as the two faggots start arguing.
*Swear on games. To do this you can space out the word, use alternatives or change the letters a bit to not get your message hashtagged. E.g. "YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL NIGHARZ" or "FUHXCK ALL YOU NOOBS LOL".
*<s>On tycoon games, use [[Cheating|Cheat Engine]] to change everyone's money to 0.</s> Since Rococks Developers are so afraid of the concept of [[Skript kiddie|Exploiting Software]], they patch it 24/7 to make sure NO LEET HACKING RUINS THE LIVES OF PEOPLE IN SERVERS.
*Use unpatched exploiting tools to make all the faggots on your server complain.
*Spam in chat things like "DEATH TO NIGHARZ & JEWS"
*Call a Roblox YouTuber gay or a nighar or whatever insult in chat. Watch as butthurt people start building up defending their gods.
*Say that groups have no purpose other than being a fucking waste. People from FEAR or teh United States Roblox Group or every group will get butthurt.

===Group Trolling===

*Do you have promotion/demotion powers? Demote everyone to the lowest rank and watch the owner [[shit bricks]].
*Do you have exile powers? Exile everyone in the group.
*Go to UCR and say you have a good idea for a new logo. The members will get butthurt and say you're destroying clan history.
*Go to RAT and say "Sorry, black and white cant be added to the rainbow, I know how much you guys love both". You may want to spam this, because RAT high ranks take this game seriously.
*Go to FEAR and say that SONIC uses free models. The members will then get insanely butthurt.
*Go to WIJ and say that they caused [[WWII]], as the owner is German.
*Steal an ownerless group, change all rank names to *insert name here* sucks, add the name of player to description, check manual approval, kick all members, and leave the group.
*Find a group that allows non-members to post comments to the wall. Say the group sucks and tell everyone to go [[kill yourself|kill themselves]].
*Have admin powers at a group's place? Admin Abuse the fuck out of it like JC always did.
*Want to troll JC? Go to fort fang and spam "AA" with no end. Bonus points if other raiders join your spamming.

[[File:JEWS_DID_TRA.png|thumb|right|[[Jews did WTC|Jews did TRA, just like they did WTC]].]]

{{quote|This kids, is what goes on at ROBLOX HQ.|A typical Faggot}}

=== ROBLOxeS SUPA InFormATionaTive WIkI PAGE on TrOLLS ===
If you would like a good laugh head here [http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/Troll]

Here the Rofags Try their best to counter strike the Trolls and Ediots who deface their precious Fuck Buddy Roblox.

*A Pretentious Strike to the "young ruffians!" That Ruin our Wonderful Website! (NOTE, the 1337 Grammer)
{{quote|[[Good spelling|'A troll are known as]] the juvaniles of the internet.}}

They <s>Brainwash</s> "Advise" the Fans of ROcocks, that they are acting mature and calm about trolls rolling in
but as explained in the next section, the entire website falls into chaos and anarchy, the moment 4chan or any particular
Troll posts something.

*Believe your glorious leaders!, and you will be protected
{{quote|[[Liar|Since many forum trolls get banned on the spot]]}}

==Admin [[Fail|fails]]==

===IP Ban===

The admins [[NO|invented]] a [[old|new]] sup3r c00l [[list of sex moves|banning technique]] which totally fucking blocks the ass out of your IP address. The admins, being the dumbasses they are, didn't realize that this method had more holes in it than a dam made out of [[Semen|swiss cheese]]. Hopping onto a proxy and posting on the forums "HAHA MODS AIN'T GOT NUTHIN ON MY PROXIES" will make the admins [[shit bricks]] in utter fury. Seriously, try it. The admins, being desperate, will attempt to [[fail|fucking IP ban your proxy.]] Because there's only one proxy on the whole internet, obviously.

{{quote|Server Error

403 - Forbidden: Access is denied.
You do not have permission to view this directory or page using the credentials that you supplied.|too bad that won't last for long}}

===Poison Ban===

Poison is a bullshit IP ban where it blocks all your proxies. If you're really desperate, you can just goddamn change your IP and make the admins shit bricks.

{{quote|Poison 5/11/2010 2:45:11 PM sending furry porn images to info@roblox.com|this guy seems legit}}

===Roblox TV Commercials===
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|<youtube>SBXfQoDaOu4</youtube> Rococks' first video advertisement.
|<youtube>LHdA7Yc-8Rg</youtube> The second video advertisement.}}
|}

In the time-span of 2011-2012, ROCOCKS released two [[not|"TV commercials"]] to market their shitty game. Note that these shouldn't even be called TV commercials, considering that they never actually aired on real television. Following the release of these "commercials" several community members noticed the commercials weren't even filmed in Roblox, but were done using [[shooping]], [[vidya|video editing]] and green screen effects. The reason for this being is ROCOCKS was (and still is) too buggy to make a high quality advertisement and would likely lag up and crash if they tried to film in it. For the most part, the ads looked too good for a shitty game such as ROBLOX as most people on the site are terrible at building, ironically even the admins.

At the end of the first commercial, they say "IT'S FREE" when it's clearly not, at least if you want to have fun. This caused a lot of [[butthurt]] and [[rage]] among ROBLOX players, and there were even people who [[flounce|threatened to quit ROBLOX]] because of it, [[No|BECAUSE EVERYTHING ON COCKBLOX HAS AND WILL BE FREE AM I RIGHT?]]

===Downtime===

[[File:Roblox is down.png|thumb|center|1000px]]
<center>'''When the abomination finally comes to an end.'''</center>
To everyone's surprise, Roblox is [[shit nobody cares about|currently down]]. This could possibly mean (A) Many autists are still playing the game, which causes the server to crash (B). Roblox hasn't upgraded their servers in 10 years (C). Both of these were the reasons for causing this abomination to die. Of course, the closest answer to fit into this question is definitely C, because Roblox, of course, [[truth|wants your money]] from wasting time on playing simulators, seeing dumb shit that other children interact with the platform, and more. Apparently, Roblox's 13-year-old fanbase still acts like [[cry moar|cry-babies and wants to bitchfight Roblox for not fixing their server right]]. Boo-hoo!

If ROBLOX currently is down, then it's [[unrealistic expectations|everyone's dream come true]].

===Roblox Email===

The only thing that this email is useful for is for cussing out the dumbfuck moderators, and logging into spamming sites with. Below is an excellent example of this.

{{quote|MSE6 IS A PENIS LOVER YEAH YOU HEARD ME MSE6 IS A DAMN WHORE SHE SUCKED TELAMONS TINY PENIS LAST NIGHT TELAMON IS A GODDAMN JEW HES A FUCKING BITCH AND MSE6 FUCKED HIM CUZ SHE DOES EVERYTHING FOR DICKS SHES A SLUT SHE WAS IN BED WITH THAT LITTLE PEDOPHILE ASSHOLE BUILDERMAN AND MRDOOMBRINGER WAS STICKING HIS DICK INTO HOLYMAC'S MOUTH AND EJACULATING ALL OVER HER FACE WHILE REESEMCBLOX WAS WATCHING WITH HER RING FINGER UP HER VAGINA GOD DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING SICK HAVING ORGIES LIKE THIS I MEAN FUCKING SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL
MSE6 IS A BITCH|a [[Rage|disgruntled]] kid who repeats the same words in caps to [[internet tough guy|seem tough]]}}

One of the prime ways of trolling the hell out of the mods is doing anything fun, including emailing them [[crap]] such as:

Their email is [mailto:info@roblox.com info@roblox.com]. Go there and [[Shit|lay waste]] to their precious site. NOW.

[[Fail|If you for some reason have a Roblox account]], it is suggested you do this, as you cannot get [[banned]] for this.

===Roblox Ban Appeal===

[[Image:Chro_Came_To_Town.JPG|thumb|[[Fact|Admins suck at coming up with an excuse to ban people]]]]
If you get banned from ROBLOX, which [[fact|you likely will]], you can send the admins an "appeal" email if [[contesting your ban|you believe the ban was improperly placed]]. You may be thinking, "Hmmm. Maybe they will look into the ban, see it from my point of view, and lift it. I better send them an email." Well unfortunately, [[doing it wrong|you are 200% wrong]], faggot. The admins really don't give a fuck about you or your account and nine out of ten times, appealed accounts usually stay banned. Should you [[fail|send them an email]], you'll get a reply from some message bot that doesn't even address you, or the ban on your account. The message is the same for all users who send appeal emails for their account. It's just a bunch of bullshit that reads something to the effect of: ''"Thank you for providing feedback about our moderation system. We have reviewed your ban and have decided that it will not be lifted, etc. etc."'' Many people then proceed to leave Roblox in utter rage, often accompanied by a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-P4cR-8V8w flounce video].

Also when [[YouTube|YouTubers]] that have their videos dead-fucking centered get banned from Roblox, the fickle and impressionable 10 year old fanbase gets super fucking butthurt mode, throwing rocks on Roblox HQ and taking everything off in public as if they are in a fucking revolt.

==Roblox Alternatives==

===Attempts by others===

In [[Lies|2009]], some fag "conceptualized" a game a lot like [[ROBLOX]], as in a complete ripoff. The result was ROBLOX's bastard child, the same thing, but even worse.

A similar shitwad called "BlockCommunity" was made in early 2010, and has been dead aside from some faggots, just go spam the forums with [[CP]], BlockCommunifags then complained about this article on their shitty forums. [http://blockcommunity.net/forum.php?action=list-posts&threadid=13046]. Posted in by all four of the people who use the site, who are the same kind of fags [[Facepalm|who abuse the term "troll" by using it whenever anyone posts anything they don't personally like]].

===Chinese cocksucking===

A greedy Jew-stuffed corporation, Roblox realized that they could suck enough [[Chink|Chinese]] cock and get money for it. The Jewblox owners decided that prostitution would be a great idea, so in 2021, they launched a second (and more Chow Mein-ish) version of the site in China, and named it LuoBuLeSi, but nobody gives a fuck about nerdy names, so everyone just caled it LuoBu. The Chinks were so excited to play the game that the website shut down literally shut down [[Fail|ONLY 7 FUCKING months later]] and promised everyone it would be back in 2024. Great job, dumbasses. Even the communists are pointing and laughing at you.

The [[Communism|CCP]], like the typical corrupt greedy ching-chongs they are, were aware that the creators of LuoBu were Jewish, meaning that they would do anything for money. After hours of having fun with tanks, the butthurt communists paid the retarded kikes into censoring anyone who dares to rightfully and relentlessly bully CCP for being a bunch of wimpy Asian pussies who can't tolerate any criticism. They would pay them off into banning anyone who would mock [[Mao Zedong|Meow "faggotfaced" Zedung]] or call [[Taiwan]] a country. If anyone from outside of China would try to join (actual fucking retards), they would be banned on sight.

Fun fact: Roblox was so confident that they literally just expected/[https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxndpx/revealed-documents-show-how-roblox-planned-to-bend-to-chinese-censorship WANTED] [[Tencent]], the two-faced sacks of shit who run Fortnite, to just copy the game. That's right, they were losing so much money they just wanted someone to just pirate the game. Cuckery.

After selling its asshole to the Chinese black market, LuoBu shut down after 7 months because Asians could care less about them. The Shekelgrabbers got all the money they wanted so now they could leave. After shutting the site down, Roblox realized people didn't miss LuoBu at all. Upon realizing that the Chinese weren't caring as much as they expected, Roblox gave up and deleted 5 million LuoBu accounts and called it a day.

Tl;dr: Jews bought Roblox, made sick trade deals with China, lost all their money by making a godawful ripoff of Roblox, and [[Quit|gave up/quit]] like a bitch.

== See Also ==
*[[Mariozplaze]], [[Fail|yes he even has a RoCocks account]].
*[[Microsoft]]
*[[Windows]]
*[[TheGamerLand]]
*[[AtWar]]
*[[Blockland]]
*[[Minecraft]]

== Links ==
*<s>[http://truthofroblox.wikia.com/wiki/Roblox_Truth_Wiki Encyclopedia Dramatica, Roblox Edition]</s> DEAD
*[[Roblox/Copypasta|Roblox Copypasta story]]
*<s>[http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=25863061 The ROfags' reaction to this article.]</s>, FORUMS GOT BALEETED
*[http://www.roblox.com/ Main site if you're curious].
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yB7BSNQstU Roblox on Jewtube]
*[http://blog.roblox.com/ Update news, mainly just consists of virtual clothing that people freak out over because they can't afford it.], [[shit nobody cares about]]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?l0zn0q53mm2 Some guy archived a lulzy spam thread]
*[http://youtube.com/user/Fleskhjerta Fleskhjerta's youtube channel]
*[http://twitter.com/Shedletsky The main admin's twitter.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/XiaoXiaoMan1123 XiaoXiaoMan's JewTube Channel]

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France

2025-09-13T04:13:23Z

Coelacanth: /* Corsica */

{{spoilers|some sandnigger just burnt down [[notre dame]]}}
[[Image:1france111.jpg|thumb|right|400px|The Modern French Army still wears capes. Are they Pimps or Soldiers. And the French even have to ask why they're the world's punchline.
What's next from France, are they going to reissue the Chauchat? For the observant, notice how the capes are white so they can easily be turned into surrender flags.]]
[[File:French flag.png|thumb|310px|New proposed flag design.]]
[[Image:Frenchmen.jpg|thumb|Typical Frenchmen.]]
[[Image:France aka Cowardland.jpg|thumb|The land of [[cowards|cheese, frogs, baguettes and faggots]].]]
[[Image:Sarkozy.jpg|thumb|French President Nick Sarkozy and [[whore|new friend]]]]
[[Image:Carla Bruni.jpg|thumb|Nicholas Sarcastic's <s>even newer friend</s> [[Attention Whore|wife]]. You would.]]
[[File:Maron gay 1.jpg|thumb|Emmanuel Macron and his lovers]]
[[Image:Frenchguy.jpg|thumb|A typical Frenchman]]
[[Image:French_Revolution.png|thumb| A typical French couple]]
[[Image:TrainDerail.jpg|right|thumb|A typical French train station, run by typical French "[[people]]".]]
[[File:Froglegs.jpg|right|thumb| ''maintenant tu as faim?'' Are you hungry now?]]
[[File:Frenchcuisine.jpg|right|thumb|Glazedfr Pig Fetus is a staple of French haute cuisine]]
[[File:800px mac 50 detoured-tfb.jpg|thumb| A typical French firearm]]
'''France''' (AKA “Europe’s India) is a tourist [[trap]] in [[Europe]]. It has a long history of allowing [[Nazis]] to set up puppet governments. The current puppet government's President is named after a bordering country, and the Puppet Master is Palestine. Bordering the [[United Kingdom]], the country of France is commonly referred to as the [[Mexico]] of Western Europe; similar to how the Mexicans act towards the Americans, the French often show extreme contempt towards Britain due to jealousy of the superior British culture, advanced technology, science and economy, as well as military penis-envy, and because it's sunnier than the Home Islands.

Most of their history is shameful, with repeated defeats, conquests, and surrenders. The French under Napoleon III presented the United States with the Statue of Liberty -- an intended [[Buttsecks|trojan horse ambush]] gone wrong. The vast majority of French men are sex addicts, [[Tom Cruise|in the closet]] and/or [[Libtard|champagne socialists]]. The most common thing a frenchman will say during his life is "What proof do you have that I am full of shit?". France is most famous for enacting legislation [[banning]] [[women]] from shaving their armpits, which was then enthusiastically imported by the horrifyingly [[hirsute]] [[Italians]].

== La Milieu ==

Air in France is dangerously poor in essential tars and nicotine therefore smoking tobacco is mandatory for every French person from ages 8 and up.
France is [[delicious_cake|the cradle of Western Civilization]] and buildings are held in high esteem. Removing asbestos from historic (pre 1979) buildings is not only illegal but a sin against the Republic.
All power in France comes from aging Nuclear Plants ran by the state.

== Fast Facts ==

France is '''NOT''' handicap accessible.

Ratatouille, the animated film, is not just a true story, but a very sugarcoated recount of what routinely goes on at French kitchens.

[[Image:Hotfrenchtits.jpg|center|thumb|320px|Typical hot French chick engaging in national pastime of suntanning to the death]]

The French [[Homosexuals|upper class]] are unbelievably [[Pewdiepie|antisemitic]] but love [[Arabs]] because they embiggen the otherwise decaying consumer and job market. There are more Muslim Arabs in Marseilles than in the entire Arabian Peninsula.

Privacy in France is [[Serious Business|serious fucking business]], as [https://techcrunch.com/2012/07/16/augmented-reality-explorer-steve-mann-assaulted-at-parisian-mcdonalds/ discovered by this Canuckfag] (at fucking McDonalds...[[srsly]]).

== Things The French Do Best ==
[[Image:Clouseau.gif|thumb|France is the birthplace of some of the greatest minds in [[history]].]]
[[Image:Parisghetto.jpg|thumb|right|The romantic ghetto of Paris.]]

The French couldn't tell left from right if their lives depended on it. Their education system is a joke, as they don't even use textbooks or give homework. To stay as unproductive as possible, they switch their class schedules around every week, leading to [http://www.ipp.eu/en/publication/n17-how-much-does-grade-repetition-in-french-primary-and-secondary-schools-cost/ 30% of Frenchies having to repeat a grade.] The question you should be asking is not how hard a Frenchie works, but if they even show up at all for the duration of the month, as they are too busy "fumeing" away on their tabac. Most French are autistic, as they think highly of themselves, but are at the bottom of the barrel.

# Surrendering.
# Losing every war they have ever been in [[srsly]] [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html].
# Having the second-most unhygienic and hairy females on the planet (see: [[India]]).
# Surrendering.
# Killing their Kings and replacing them with foreign Dictators. Which is a way of surrendering.
# Provoking radiation-caused infertility and homosexuality in its native population and replacing it with [[GNAA|North African freedom fighters]], which is another way of surrendering.
# Drinking mass amounts of their own [[wine]] that they themselves accidentally admitted was inferior to wine from California in 1976 and 2006 to forget their [[epic fail]]. Again, another way of surrendering because if you're to drunk to give a damn, you don't care whose flag you're saluting this week.
# Eating croissants and runny cheeses, and base their eating habits around bread and dairy based products.
# Surrendering.
# Chain smoking [[Gentlemen|huge numbers of cigarettes]]. Another way of surrendering or avoiding the military by saying you can't fight because of asthma.
# Bitching about Germans, [[Americans]] and [[Brits|rosbif]] constantly.
# Surrendering.
# Having a big, shitty bicycle race every year ([[Irony|which an American usually wins by cheating]]).
# [[Goth|Wearing black]] and spend all their time in cafés [[Emo|whining]] about how [[Nihilism|existence is meaningless]].
# Surrendering.
# Kissing [[unfunny|(get it french kissing?)]].
# Spying in public incognito for no reason at all.
# Regicide
# Surrendering.
# Eating absolutely [[Andouillette|fucking anything that can't crawl away in time]].
# Paganism, atheism, communism or Nazism are the state religions.
# Metrosexuality.
# Surrendering.
# They don't even shave (women) and the women will actually walk around in low cut hip huggers with their pubes sticking out.
# Surrendering.
# Making currency unions a bad idea.
# Pickpocketing [[American|stupid]] tourists on the metro.
# Surrendering.
# Getting saved by America, the British or the Russians every time another country plays in the same sandbox.
# Surrending, this time to Algerians. The French need to start working their own way.
# Getting buttfucked by [[Arabs]], [[Niggers]], [[Jews]] and [[Chinks]] on a daily basis.
# Enjoy their shitty animated cartoons intended for a young audience.
# Oh, did we mention SURRENDERING?

== La Geographie ==

France is the vast swath of land that separates Britain from Italy, and Germany from Spain. This has encouraged an outside perception of the French as being less lazy than a Spaniard and at the same time less Nazi than a German. The reality, however, is that they have the Italians' [[USI|self importance]] without the glory of a real historic empire, the Spanish aversion to work, the [[Oxymoron|Germans' sense of humor]], and have confused themselves with the English as to which [[chav|people]] and language constitutes the [[Satan#Hell|center of the World]].
At the time this article is being revised, Spain's GDP is growing while France's is shrinking, and Germany is welcoming [[Rapefugee|refugees]] with open arms while France is predictably becoming the most racist society west of Israel.

== Le Demographie ==

France should be entirely inhabited by [[Bohemian]] [[douchebag]]s, however due to former colonialist ambitions, a disturbingly large (and growing) proportion of the populace is [[poor]], [[Muslim]] and [[pregnant]]. They all live either in Paris as existentialists or in the countryside as peasants.

France is, by definition, a [[failed]] state. For cunt's sake, they've had [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_of_France#Past_constitutions|over 15 constitutions] and still can't fucking get it right. It is populated primarily by frogs, [[pussies]], [[trannie]]s and [[Muslims]]. French is the language of most people, simply because they think that an unpopular language spoken by [[less than 9000]] people keeps their laughable global image consistent.

Remember folks, once [[World War 3]] gets started, it will be up to all of [[you]] to send every one of these [[faggots|Frenchfags]] to [[Auschwitz|New Auschwitz]] along with the remaining [[Jews]], [[Canadians]] and [[Denmark|Danes]] so we can assure a bright future filled with frogs and lulz for all.

== Le Culture ==
[[Image:Dongs france vs usa vs japan.jpg|thumb|left|When there's nothing you can be proud of, you can still fake penis graphs. And even if this study were not a fake, the reason for this high average penis size would be the high proportion of [[Niggers|Immigrants form sub-Saharan Africa]] in the total population.]]
[[Image:French_toiletpaper.jpg|thumb|A gay Frenchman using toilet paper the proper way.]]

France has suffered quietly under the slow crush of tyranny from an arcane, insolent language, which only the [[elderly]] snobs of Ménilmontant bothered to speak "properly". It is often hard to learn because of the necessity to hear yourself sound like a douche. Since the French eventually started using condoms and stopped having children, the most spoken language in France is currently [[Arabic]].

Once known as Gaul, the French retaliated against their former [[Roman Empire|Roman tyrants]], and introduced cuisine based on butter and cream onto Europe, rather than the ancient "olive oil and anything" Roman dining habit. Merci, bonne France, pour le heart disease!

[[Sick fuck|French men]] are either [[Faggots|anorexic pseudo-intellectual]] [[Liberals|art or literature students]] with tiny, oiled mustaches with faggy names like Michelle, Gayelle, or Eve; or simply [[Basement dweller|middle-aged and overweight]]. French women are superior to [[American|American]] [[women]] in every way, except for the [[Hirsute|leg/armpit hair]] and their obsession with climbing the social ladder. Most French people are Communists and have [[You|odd]] tongue fetishes. They only shave their faces so there is no difference between French men and French women, they both have excessive body hair and it is against the law to shave; though waxing and plucking are permitted only in their State-managed spas. All French people and all people who have ever been to France are neither male or female, just one neutral gender.

The most famous French cartoons is ''Asterix'', about a tribe of hut-dwelling pseudo-Vikings who are good enough soldiers to [[Unrealistic Expectations|defeat the Romans]] - the French don't recognize that this is a parody of their [[IRL]] [[fail]].

Be aware that if you eat snails and frog legs like the French do, [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A TOOL!]]

France, as a humble country, views itself as "the mother of Arts, Military Tradition, and Laws", which can't be more true. As a result, eons of cultural excellence concretized in total world musical supremacy, as shown below.
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<center>'''typical french music'''</center>
{{quote|We say [[Chris_Hansen | 'je t'aime' on ze MSN]], we [[Shave_the_baby | work our look]] for le Facebook.}}

<center>{{frame|<youtube>aOKJBy4_vGc</youtube>|border=pink|background=pink}}</center>
<center>'''Being a man in France, [[straight]] or [[gay]], feels like this'''</center>
{{quote|YAAAAAYY YAAAYY YAYY, YAYYYYYY, YAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAY}}

<center>{{frame|<youtube>nfjCyXmMZek</youtube>|border=black|background=pink}}</center>
<center>'''typical Frenchmen strolling in a typical French city'''</center>

== Le Sport ==
[[Image:Frenchfootballteam.jpg|thumb|The French national soccer team is mostly made up of [[Win|niggers]].]]

France is generally shitty at most [[sports]], since copious [[wine]], chain-smoking, and subsisting on loaves of cheese and butter-saturated bread are not particularly conducive to athletic prowess. However, the French [[soccer]] team, despite having the sponsor of '[[Fag|Le Coq Sportif]]', did manage to win the World Cup in 1998, causing much [[butthurt]] to the [[Brazilian]] team which at the time consisted of Ronaldo + 10. The French national team got to the [[2006]] World Cup finals, but lost to [[Italy]]. However, they gained international fame via the explosive [[rage]] of 2006 Golden Ball winner and hawt French national hero [[Zinedine Zidane]]. Zidane arguably takes some responsibility for the loss, but the violence with which he drilled his skull into the shit-talking, Guido chest of Marco Materazzi ''almost'' makes up for centuries of French failure on the [[battlefield]].

[[Image:Zidane_headbutt.gif|thumb|Zinedine Zidane demonstrates typical French sportsmanship.]]

{{quote|You are ''also a man of heart and conviction. That is why France admires and loves you.|'''French President Jacques Chirac''' speaking ''after'' [[Zidane]] annihilated Materazzi with a violent coup-de-tête}}

France has fallen far following Zidane's retirement. [[Scotland]] managed to [[pwn]] them both times [[Wikipedia:UEFA_Euro_2008_qualifying_Group_B|during the qualifiers for Euro 2008]]. They did, however, win the fucking World Cup 2018, so fuck you.

As for rugby, French [[scientists]] did manage to create the ultimate rugby player, [[Daddy|Sébastien Chabal]], out of pieces of deceased rugby players from other nations who are actually talented at sports. To date, no one has noticed that he is held together with skin grafts and superglue.

The ''Tour de France'' [[biking]] race is the best known French sporting events in the [[United States]]. Although most Americans are too [[fat]] to consider getting on a bike, much less find a bike seat that could possibly accommodate their enormous asses, the steroid-enhanced domination of Lance Armstrong brought biking into the limelight. Sadly, the French fail at their own bicycle race: a Frenchman hasn't won the Tour de France since 1985.

Currently, the most [[popular]] French sport and a source of immense French pride (after being shown for almost 90 seconds in a James Bond movie) is ''[[parkour]]'' - a highly advanced sport based on the ancient French tradition of [[GTFO|running away as fast as one possibly can]].

== L'Irak ==
When [[Iraq]] got pwned by Americans and their friends the first time, Hussein got all [[butthurt]] about it, especially since France participated in exchange for Jew money. When the French Army went into action, they only lost two guys, and the starving, exhausted, and flea-ridden Iraqi conscripts surrendered to them by the hundreds. This may be the only time in history that France was on the winning side of a mass surrender. After the war, Saddam wanted France to protect him against the evil Americans. All [[oil]] contracts in the country were awarded to France. In exchange, France started bugging the world about how evil USA and Israel were. In 2003, Americans finally had enough of that crap, and pwnd Iraq the second time. They first tried to politely ask France to contribute [[moar]] forces, with the French politely telling the USA to go fuck itself.

The good thing is that now the French didn't have to pretend to like [[Arabs]] and dislike the United States and Israel. So they started by electrocuting an Arab and a black person in a transformer box and then picked a pro-American half-Jew as their President.

== L'[[History|Histoire]] ==
[[File:Europe-according-to-france.jpg|thumb|right|[[USI|Europe, as seen by France.]]]]
[[Image:FrenchArmyKnife.jpg|thumb|right| French military inventions are widely used throughout the world.]]
[[File:France progress.jpg|thumb|]]

The origins of France are lost in a sea of [[incest]], urine, rat droppings, [[cunnilingus]], red wine and nuclear testing. They have spent their entire existence being the bitches of various empires throughout [[history]].

{{quote|If only I had one predecessor in French history! But no, none. It's clear to me I belong to a lesser race. I have no concept of rebellion. The only time my race ever rose up was to pillage: [[FAIL|like wolves on carcasses they didn't even kill]].| Arthur Rimbaud, French [[emo|Symbolist]] [[pervert|poet]], speaking truth.}}

=== Empires That Have [[Pwn]]ed France ===

[[Image:Normandy.gif|thumb|right|Normandy, the part of France the Vikings managed to conquer accidentally after becoming lost.]]
# [[Roman Empire]] (The French are a menage a trois of [[Celts]], [[Roman]]s and Franks whom OWNd them France).
# [[German|The Franks]] - also WWI, WWII and Lorraine-Alsace the French were able to keep.
# [[Italy]] - They have much in common, but thanks to Napoleon, they kept [[Shit no one cares about|Corsica]] as a consolation prize.
# [[England]] - Stormin' Normans, helped made Britain what it is today.
# [[Dutch]] - Should have taken all of [[Belgium]].
# [[Iceland]]
# [[Mexico]] Yes, even those lazy beaners were able to stop napping long enough to kick France's ass. We celebrate the day every fifth of May or '''Cinco De Mayo'''.
# [[Norway|The Vikings]] - See Normans.
# [[Russia]] - France is kinda drunk and communistic too. Shoulda sent Polish soldiers to fight for them.
# [[Portugal]] - Send Andorra back.
# [[Spain]] - Split the Basque country between them.
# [[Germany]] × a lot: Napoleonic Wars, Franco-Prussian War, both World Wars until [[America|a certain somebody]] [[Unwarranted_Self-Importance|showed up to bail them out...]]
# [[Africa]] (also known as the [[AIDS]])
# [[Sealand|Tristan da Cunha]]
# [[Arab]] - They lost Algeria in a war they were [[butthurt]] over.
# [[Vietnam]] have their own disease called [[SARS]]. Also, Pre-US involvement, the Vietnamese fucked France so hard in the ass that they ran out of the Country like [[Lesbian|Jody Foster]] in the [[lie|Accused]] while crying for America's help.
# [[Spanish America]] - Many French went to Mexico and Argaytina (they noticed [[Brazil]] has nude beaches too).
# [[Canada]] - Lost that to the British with [[India]] stolen by them Brits, but [[Quebec]] remains Little "New" France.
# [[New Zealand]]
# [[Somalia]]
# [[Antarctica]] - rendered their flags invisible
# [[Haiti]] - see [[Africa]] and [[Voodoo]]
# [[Sea Niggers|Tonga]] - see Haiti
# [[drugs|United States Postal Service Pro Cycling team]] LOLZ.
# [[Poland]] - just kidding because Poland and France are more like gay lovers. Everytime Poland gets into a slap fight with some foreign power, France quickly appears to aid Poland by pushing from the rear.

Modern archaeology has conclusively proven that pre-Roman France was a swampland. Remnants of this swamp-dwelling race can be seen in their practice of eating snails and frogs.

[[Greeks]] were the first to [[pwn]] France. In reality, the French people are more alike [[Italians]] and [[Spaniards]] than the [[Germans]] and [[British]]. Actually, they have more Dutch and [[Polish]] (the [[cock|Poles]] always loved France in a weird way).

The Vikings managed to acquire Northern France, calling it Normandy after the French were once completely by surprise repeatedly and forced to bribe their sexxxy, ripped bullies with land. This only added insult to injury in their long and illustrious history of getting their asses kicked by everyone evar. The Normans proceeded to conquer and civilize the useless Brits (then Saxons) and raped their shitty kingdoms into what's now known as England.

[[File:FFR.jpg|left|thumb|France France Revolution!]]

During the Renaissance, the [[Spanish]] were constantly at war with France. Because Spain's riflemen didn't run whenever they saw a comrade killed, France was overrun twice by the Spanish troops, resulting in [[win|two whole generations of French nobility being completely wiped out]] during this [[period]].

The French lost [[Quebec]] to the English in the Seven Years War, but they killed English General James Wolf. The English responded by killing French General Montcalm. Shortly afterward, the French were faced with a slave rebellion in [[Haiti|Saint-Domingue]], the first successful slave revolt (who better than the French, [[amirite]]?), although the French killed ''a lot'' of niggers. Apparently the colonial elites [[Stupid|saw nothing wrong with a slave-settler ratio of 20 to 1]]. France was so butthurt and bankrupted from the loss that they practically gave away the much larger and far less malaria-infested [[Louisiana|Louisiana Territory]] to the United States.

During [[World War I]] the [[French]] almost lost Paris to the Germans, but managed to [[fap|beat them off]] at the last second. For the rest of the war, they only managed to hold off Germany to a stalemate with the help of the English. The WWI version of Stalingrad happened when the Germans tried to take the French town of Verdun. The French put everything they had into winning the battle, and the Germans eventually pulled back. The French lost half a million, Germans lost a quarter of a million. The French and their Allies continued to be under constant German pressure. Then the [[United States]] came in and saved the day - just like America has in every other important war to date as long as you ignore Vietnam.
[[File:France Surrenders to DPRK.jpg|right|300px|thumb|It's just easier this way.]]
In World War II, France was conquered entirely in ten minutes by the Nazis. The French [[cried]] again and Hitler, embarrassed by their tears, let them have a little bit of land for themselves. Despite this, the French still think they are better than the English, despite requiring [[over 9000]] fucktons of help from the UK and USA, being liberated by their armies, and using only British and American equipment. During this invasion, the French Navy escaped to the port of Mers el-Kebir in one of their African colonies. The British sent a naval task force to get the French to either join the Allies or be blown out of the water. Admiral [[Idiot|Marcel Gensoul]], who said he wanted to preserve the [[Oxymoron|honor of France]] but was in fact a Nazi-lover, decided to sink the evil British for the lulz and Nazis. The British then proceeded to [[For great justice|wipe out the French fleet]].

Meanwhile, the French set up a resistance movement which fought a fierce insurgency against the Germans, and helped out on D-Day. Frenchies will never stop trolling about how brave their own resistance men were if you ask them about their defeat, but whenever arguing with one, keep in mind that only a couple thousand French were in the resistance, and 20% of them were not ethnically French, but [[Jew]]s, who hated the Nazis more than the French did. A lot of the French made a Nazi puppet government called Vichy France, and sent soldiers to help fight Allies alongside the Germans. And when the Germans tried to steal the Vichy Navy, rather than killing a single Aryan warrior and thus damaging the German war effort, the Frenchies sank their own ships, and thus French honor was remained intact. So for the most part, the French fought '''''for''''' their conquerors and oppressors. Mentioning this is guaranteed to instantly create an epic shitstorm among Frenchmen.

=== Empires That The French Have Slightly Interrupted ===
[[Image:Europe.jpg|thumb|Europe, shortly after World War III]]

# [[Italian]] - The French extended their boundaries all the way to even [[Croatia]]-[[Slovenia]]-[[Bosnia]] before giving it away to the [[Austria]]-[[Hungary]] empire.
# [[English]] - GOTT STRUF ENGLUND. Although, right through the 1300s up to 1580-something, England owned parts of France, and ruled it as their own. Which is weird, because the French took over Britain in 1066, so somewhere along the line things must have gotten confused.
# [[German]] - Shoulda took it all.
# [[Vietnamese]]- They sent their shit for America to handle - the Vietnam war.
# French (repeatedly).
# [[Russian]] (for only 10 hours) - wish they defeated the [[Soviets]], but they didn't.

=== Empires That The French Have Defeated ===

Way back in French [[history]], Charlemagne (the [[Man points|most manly]] Frenchman who ever lived, probably because he was German) conquered a bunch of [[Europe]] and fathered all of the sad [[liberals]] who would run the lands there and pester the world forever. The Ancient French king Charles Martel also defeated the Moors at Tours and [[Epic Win|prevented white people from worshipping Muhammad]].

Amazingly, the French managed to take down Italy during [[WWII]]. Even though they had the full support of Nazi Germany, which was at that time invading France, an Italian force which tried to invade France was booted out by the French, led by General [[Fag|Rene Olry]]. Italians lost 631, French lost 40.

The French only managed to defeat [[England]] in one (Battle of Hastings, 1066, [[Fail|L2P]]) war, under the leadership of a terrifying, ultra tsundere [[loli]] named Joan of Arc. The English decided that France was too rebellious anyway, and gladly left to return home to their own [[depressing]], gray, rainy country -- but not before [[Kill it with fire|burning Joan of Arc alive]] for being a [[schizophrenic]] [[Catholic]] [[lesbian]]. Throughout the following centuries, the French fought all of their European neighbors. They hardly ever managed to defeat the British, however.

In the 1800s, King Napoleon who ruled France actually used his brilliant military strategies, and France conquered most of Europe, even the [[Germany|Germans]]. This can be easily explained: Napoleon was not born in France, but on the island of Corsica. Therefore, he was better able to lead French soldiers than their retarded generals. Unfortunately, the French Empire eventually lost its captured territories and never managed to conquer Britain and [[Russia]], and Napoleon was exiled back to his shit island. He escaped, however, and re-organized the French, who attacked the English in the Battle of Waterloo. [[lulz|Thousands died on both sides]], but the French were pwnt, and Napoleon was exiled to some crappy Pacific Island and poisoned.

[[At least 100 years ago|During the 1800s]] the French successfully invaded and conquered Algeria to avoid paying a debt. This was accomplished simply because the local Arabs were dirt [[poor]] and didn't have [[shoes]]. Upset with western-style freedom and prosperity, the Arabs went stage four [[jihad]] and scared away [[Over 9000|over 1 million]] ''[[wigger|Pied-Noir]]''. Meanwhile, [[Zimbabwe|Rhodesia]] had less than one-third of that many whites but at least they [[Twerk|stuck it out]] until the [[genocide|bitter end]].

The French pwnt [[Vietnam]] in the late 1800s, and enforced a [[Holocaust|brutal occupation]] against the indigenous people. When [[World War II|WWII]] came around, [[Japan]] snatched Vietnam from them, but after the war, they went in and recaptured it. The Vietnamese, led by [[Commie|Ho Chi Minh]], fought a [[Gorilla Warfare|gorilla war]] against the French. The French killed hundreds of thousands of Vietnamese, a lot of them innocent women and children, and forced a lot of men to fight for them, but they lost when the gooks besieged and defeated one of their forts at [[Moonspeak|Dien Bien Phu]]. Two weeks later, the yellow devils wiped out a French armored column. The hopeless French were so butthurt that they gave Vietnam to the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|Jewmericunts]] to deal with.

The French have tried to re-establish their colonial Empire in Africa. Their secret service [[murder|deals with]] any African leader who dares to resist them, and they reward their good house niggers by sending in massive military forces to keep their puppets in power. These are there solely to protect their corrupt and wild puppet governments from their disenchanted populations, and to beat back any guerillas that dare to threaten French-imposed instability. This is failing, are more and more [[civil war]]s are taking place.

One notable example of French hegemony in Africa is in Cote d'Ivoire, when that country's raggedy-ass Air Force bombed a French Army "peacekeeping" camp by mistake. The French "peacekeepers" then counterattacked and destroyed two Ivorian jets. The French then sent in thousands of reinforcements that occupied the capital, destroyed the entire Ivorian air force on the ground, and mowed down 60 people attempting to [[protest]]. Later, when legitimate leader Laurent Gbagbo was fairly re-elected, the French and their [[UN]] cronies fought a war on the side of the butthurt opposition terrorists, and installed terrorist leader Alassane Outtara as dictator-for-life.

Their Army's "peacekeepers" are also in [[Lebanon]], generating [[profit]]s for France. Their main job consists of helping Hezbollah keep [[Israel]] at bay while they stock up on moar weapons. They do this by threatening to attack IDF jets looking for Hezbollah stocks and confronting the IDF on the border when it is looking for weaponry stolen by Hezbollah. The French Navy has succesfully pwnt [[Somalia|Somali]] pirates in a few cases, but all did was take them to trial in France, where the Somalis applied for asylum after deciding they preferred the luxury jails there over their dirt-poor country.

One of their proudest achievements was when they blew up some crappy [[Greenpeace]] boat in [[New Zealand]] for protesting their use of nuclear testing on small fluffy animals. The bombs were labeled "[[Fucktard|Made in France]]". Most of the perpetrators got away, but the leaders, Commander [[Retard|Alain Mafart]] and Captain [[Lesbian|Dominique Prieur]] were caught in about ten minutes and then promptly [[Bubba|raped in the ass]] in the worst [[prison]] the government could possibly find. The bombing resulted in one dead journalist for New Zealand, and 20+ years of shame and [[butthurt]] for France. France was [[baw|bawwing]] to no end, and even threatened to use its influence in the [[EU]] to force sanctions on New Zealand, until the New Zealanders finally agreed to send the two prisoners to France on condition that France detain them in a military base for three years as punishment. The French subsequently broke their promise and released them after 2 years.

=== Napoléon ===
[[Image:Napoleon_Chris_Chan.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris-chan|Napoleon]] in all his splendour.]]

Napoleon was born on an island off the coast of Italy. Despite the fact he was [[Italian]], he is hailed as the greatest "French" general of all time. Napoleon [[pwned]] basically everyone in mainland [[Europe]] but was stopped dead by [[Russia]]. The French Empire under Napoleon finally collapsed after getting [[pwned]] by the [[English]] (yet again) during the battle of Waterloo. He was also known as being the preeminent manlet after which the complex is named. 
Napoleon is often put at the start of France's series of military woes called De Gaulle syndrome that states that France is incapable of winning a war unless a Non-Frenchman is at the helm of leadership, much like how Charles de Gaulle was only able to liberate France from the German's because he served more as a figure head and [[America]] did all the heavy lifting. 

=== Corsica ===

Take the extreme [[USI]] of [[Texas]] or [[Quebec]], along with the [[Wikipedia:National Liberation Front of Corsica|terroristic tendencies]] of [[Ireland]] or [[Hamas|Palestine]], and the "culture" of France and [[Italy]], The resulting abomination would be the island of '''Corsica'''. Not to be confused with those shitty ass Chevrolet cars of the same name, Corsica is most known as that place France gets their heroin shipments from. Their flag is a [[ISIS|beheaded]] [[nigger]], telling you all you need to know about the people of [[Dead Nigger Storage|Corsica]].

Despite being the birthplace of Napoleon, Corsica is about as French as any average heterosexual. [[Terrorism|And they aren't afraid to display their unhappiness either]]. Given that Corsicans are the niggers of France, Crime rates in Corsica are incredibly high, [[Haiti|just like]] [[Chicago|every other]] [[Detroit|nigger infested shithole]]. Nevertheless, this doesn't stop tourists from coming to Corsica or French boomers coming there to retire, An economy Corsica relies on otherwise they'd be as poor as [[Nigeria]].

=== [[Liars|Mensonges]] ===

[[Image:Soldierofsurrender.jpg|thumb|right| The official magazine of the French Army.]]

The French like to think they invented [[democracy]] and [[philosophy]], but this is a [[lie]] bred by their [[USI|lust for fame and respect]]. In [[fact]], the American [[George Washington]] invented freedom over 200 years ago. Before then, freedom did not exist and anyone who claimed to be free was lying.

The most significant French invention to date is the [[condom]]. According to the [[Pope]], this helps spread [[AIDS]] in [[Africa]], contributing to the [[final solution|solution]] by presenting one of the most effective forms of population control.

=== World War Two ===

France is also notable for being a terrible disaster full of surrender during [[World War Two]]. Following their surrender prior to any real struggle by the [[Germany|Germans]], the government of France was replaced by [[Fail|Vichy France]] in the south while the Germans controlled the north. While the Germans controlled Paris and basically everything significant in the country, [[Old People|a senile 84 year old man]] named Marshal Petain controlled the southern, insignificant area and all of France's [[Africa|shitty colonies]]. The government of the south was located in Vichy, a tiny spa town which has absolutely no significance. The second largest city in France was in the south, but they had to pick this insignificant shit hole.

Following France's [[Fail|surrender to the Allies]] in North Africa, west Africa and everywhere else, Germany did the right thing and conquered the entire country.

== Le [[Religion]] ==
[[File:Niqab-france.jpg|thumb|right|[[Banhammer|Veils are now forbidden in public]]...]]
Like most of the European Union, France is a relatively-[[secular]]ized and otherwise [[Judaism|Abr]][[Christianity|aha]][[Islam|mic]] society. However, France achieves an epic win - perhaps the only one in its history - in its treatment of [[Scientology]]. Unlike the [[Fucking|borderline]] [[retards|vegetables]] determining tax-exempt status in the [[United States]] and those [[pussies]] in [[Germany]] that just couldn't [[IRL ban|finish]] [[Scientology|the job]], France not only refuses to accept [[Scientology]] as a legitimate [[religion]], but [[Wikipedia:Scientology_as_a_state-recognized_religion#France|officially classifies the Church of Scientology as a cult.]] For once, French public outrage is fruitfully directed towards this bullshit and a May 2009 fraud trial may result in the French Co$ being [[PWND|forced to dissolve]].

==Le Law==
The French secretly sneak in a new law every now and again to catch out [[Americans|sex tourists]], notably it is now mandatory [http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060619123416AA9XNxC] for every person to wear Speedos in public at all times in France, especially when naked.

==L'Islam==
It is not a secret that the French hate [[Islam|muslisms]], but then, [[liberals|who doesn't]]? Their most recent troll of [[Islam]] is their [[B&]] of veils in public, which caused millions of butthurt Muslims across Europe to start their bombpacks in a means of '[[Pyro|non-violent protest]]' to combat the [[Lulz|injustice]]. If you get caught wearing a veil in public you automatically have [[AIDS]] and are deported to [[Africa]], for a better quality of life.

== Le [[Politics|Politique]] ==
Ever since Generalissimo Charles de Gaulle staged a military coup in 1950 France has been an Elective Monarchy. Every five or eight years the people chose a King whom they then become disillusioned with and proceed to oust through character assassination. At the time, France is ruled with an iron fist by a black lesbian she-ape from the Amazon by the name of Christiane Taubira. Her platform and recent accomplishments include consolidating the World's First All-Homosexual Army as well as issuing a law forbidding reproductive sex for married couples. As a consequence of this, as of 2015 ALL children in France are conceived in state laboratories with the sperm or egg of one parent, another matching egg or sperm from a convicted minority, then implanted into the uterus of a prostitute and when born given to a homosexual couple. Anyone who thinks of this process as weird or un-natural is convicted for sins against the Republic (her name is Marianne)

[[Image:lamanif.jpg|thumb|right|And yet they have no problem with their father being called Dominique]]

The result of the [[2007]] Presidential elections:
 
[[Image:Sarko and ségolène.PNG|thumb|center|400px|N. Sarkozy (left) "I'm 15 cms ahead of you!" S. Royal (right) "Yeah, but you're in the shitter!"]]

[[File:Freedom_sarkozy-bruni.jpg|thumb|right|The beauty and the shorty]]

It is common knowledge that the ex French president, Nicolas Sarkosy, is a Jew. As of 2009, the certified [[mental defective]] Nicholas Sarkozy has expressed plans to overturn a law that has been in place for ([[seriously]]) [[At least 100|104]] years that might allow the Church of $cientology to [http://www.ccmm.asso.fr/spip.php?article1797 receive state funding].

[[File:Sarko Hitler.jpg|thumb|right|Sarkozy was a fine and moderate elected president of the Republic before a Socialist would bankrupt the country and greatly increase the popularity of real Fascists like Marie Le Pen]]

== L'[[Economy|Économie]] ==
France maintains its place in the international economy by being the single greatest exporter of the following goods:

# Fake Pinot Noir [[Wine]] to giant wine company E & J Gallo
# Mimes (deaf/mute [[gothy]] [[emos]])
# Appeasement packages (so [[America]], [[Germany]] and/or [[England]] don't beat the shit out of them)
# Phallic buildings
# [[Welfare]] checks, the French hardly fucking work!

== Le Passe-Temps ==
[[Image:Frogfag.jpg|thumb|Typical French soldier blending in to his surroundings]]
[[Image:French Flag.gif|thumb|The outer thirds can be broken off for quick surrendering action.]]
[[Image:Frenchfritesrevolution.jpg|thumb|They have one objective: ''[[Rape|violez]] la liberté.'']]

The French have many pastimes which the rest of the world couldn't possibly care less about, including:



*'''Cultural'''
** [[BAWWW|Crying]].
** <s>[[Secks|Fucking]]</s> yeah, right.
** Laughing through their noses.
** [[Bicycle]] riding.
** Surrendering
** Cheese making/bread baking/[[wine]] fermenting.
** [[Cancer|Chain smoking]] ''[[Pun|to the death]]''.
** Spreading [[syphilis]].
** Surrendering
** [[Philosophy]].
*** [[Nihilism]].
*** Existentialism.
***[[Atheism]].
***[[Socialism]].
***[[Antisemitism]].
***Being the World's version of the [[Internet Tough Guy]] where they talk all kinds of shit and quickly run for cover or do whatever their soon to be ass kicker demands to avoid a fight because the ass kicker showed up at their house, See [[Null]] or [[Kiwi Farms]] for some IRL adventures of a French [[autistic|asspie]]
*** [[Wikipedia:Le Marquis de Sade|'''Sade''']][[Sadism|ism]].
* '''Sociopolitical'''
** Planting flowers as defense against [[terrorism]] to the death.
** [[Hating]] [[America]] to the death, even though the USA liberated them twice and has finished most of everything the French have started like Vietnam, the Panama Canal and The Statue Of Liberty.
** Beating the fuck out of [[Sand Niggers]] for having the audacity to live in their shitty country.
** Bitching constantly about the UK even though the British government continuously throws them money to bail them out of everything.
** Burning effigies of American [[W|politicians]] and celebrities (except Jerry Lewis (who the hell know Jerry Lewis in France???)).
** Losing wars to the death.
** Losing in general to the death.
** DeGaulle put Petain in prison, almost guillotined to death.
** Lying and cheating (especially when its comes to the [[European Union]])
** Secretly admired the [[Soviets]] while they were the key cold war ally (BS, it was the Brits who liked us).
** [[Corruption]], [[bribery]], nepotism and general Olympic level two-facedness.
** Open hostility and Rudeness.

''MOST IMPORTANTLY,'' everybody knows that if you are a Frenchman or woman, you MUST retire at the age of 30; '''IT'S THE LAW!'''

*' '''Franco-phenomena'''
** Being rude to the death.
** Refusing to help people with disabilities to the death.
** <s>Hating</s> [[Arabs]] to the death.
** Putting [[Jews]] to death, but squarely blames it on the Nazis.
** Sending [[Jew|Jewish]] military officers to live on Devil's Island like Captain Alfred Dreyfus for treason because someone used [[Just Because]] for evidence
** Never really liked [[Africans]] or [[black people]].
** Starting protests that are [[Pun|a stone's throw]] from becoming riots over absolutely fucking anything.
*'''Historical'''
** [[Wikipedia:2005 Paris suburb riots|Throwing tear gas into mosques]].
** [[Wikipedia:Pied-Noir#Algerian War and exodus|Abandoning former colonial expatriates]].
** [[Wikipedia:Sinking of the Rainbow Warrior|Torpedoing]] [[Greenpeace]].
** [[Zinedine Zidane|Head-butting Italians and losing the World Cup]].
** Watching the [[elderly]] [[Wikipedia:2003_European_heat_wave#France|die in heatwaves]].
** Population loss/decline, no wonder they award loose French ladies those fake gold medals for having a baby, VIVE LE MARIANNE, OUI? NON?

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== Ways to Troll Frenchmen in Paris ==
[[Image:Ebay_screen.jpg|center|A common occurrence with French rifles]]
[[File:François Hollande.png|thumb|Default French facial expression]]
[[image:French_flag.jpg|thumb|The French Flag]]
[[Image:Berret-big.jpg|thumb|A [[typical]] French man.]]
[[File:Thefrench.jpg|thumb|How to properly shorten "French man"]]

* Speak/Act English, which includes driving on the [[wrong|right]] side of the road.
* Ask for a directions how to go to that.. big tower... how do you call it?
* Mention how Napoleon was Corsican and NOT French. Being Corsican makes one about as French as being Puerto Rican or Panamanian makes one American.
* Tell them that portraying [[Rape|Pepe Le Pew]] as a Frenchman is an insult to skunks.
* Mention that the gypsies they hate so much, such as Django Reinhardt, were/are all phenomenally better musicians than any frog Frenchman.
* Attack a subway train driver. The labor union will start a week long strike, paralyzing the entire city in order to get extra security. Best done just before [[GTFO|taking a plane out of the country]].
* Tell them all the superfluous consonants and vowels in their written language arose from [[retard|illiteracy]].
* [[pwn|Take a vacation and be a complete jackass to everyone you see. Blow smoke in their faces, steal groceries out of their shopping carts, and sexually harrass/assault them. At the end of your trip, exclaim, "NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHEN WE SEE YOU FUCKERS IN ASPEN!"]]
* Announce that [[Sweden|Swedes]] make better food.
* Ask them if they've ever engaged in coprophilic acts. If they say no, tell them to stop lying.
* Speak loudly in [[English]] about how [[dumb]] the French are.
* If anyone tries to speak to you in English, laugh at their crappy accent.
* [[Wapanese|Point excitedly at various groups of Frenchman and take pictures of them.]] Wear a fanny pack and an ''[[I]] [[heart|<3]] [[New York City|NY]]'' tee-shirt for maximum lulz.
* At rush hour in the transports, when everyone is pushing to get into the wagon and just before the door closes, give a big shove at the last person who got in. You won't see it, but intense and short-range [[drama]] will ensue until the next station.
* A variant when you are in a busy wagon. Reach and fondle the ass of a woman as far as possible from you. For best results, said woman should be in front of a [[fat]] man. Watch and laugh as drama ensures.
* Deposit dog shit in front of doors and subway exits. Watch as Parisians deftly avoid them and tourists walk on them and become red with anger. Often they will bump into others, generating [[Mantrain|chain]]-[[drama]].
* Say that Luc Besson makes [[awesome]] movies.
* Find five other people and set up a demonstration about anything and inform the [[police]]. 200 cops will be immediately dispatched to block half of the fucking town to let you demonstrate.
* Find any of the squares and shoot the pigeons. You will piss off [[old people]] that will swear at you in [[Redneck|backwater]] French.
* If in a traffic jam, start hooting. Soon enough, every other Frenchman will be hooting. Whether they do it simply by [[retarded]] mimicry or to stop the others from hooting depends on how retarded the Frenchman in question is.
* The ultimate form of [[trolling]] at a public transport station is to block the exits by attempting to get in that way. The doors will close, trapping everyone inside.
* ''For [[women]] only:'' Hang around the Eiffel Tower all day and inform anyone within earshot that [[Feminism|it is a chauvinist phallic symbol]] and does not represent French ingenuity but rather the [[Tiny dick|penis size]] they wish they had.
* Stand on a street corner letting passerbys know that you thoroughly approve of Sarkozy.
* Request ketchup with your meal at a French restaurant.
* Loudly proclaim the superiority of [[California]]n wines over French wines.
* Ask for American cheese at a cheese shop.
* Shout "Ew! It fuckin stinks/reeks in here".
* Make fun of the national heroine of France, "Marianne" who's a pagan mother goddess of the French religion, on all her fours squatting like she's taking a dump, but it turns out to be her child "France".
* Tell them you are racist against black people. They will yell at you. Continue conversation and talk about gypsies and arabs. You will discover that they are even more racist than you can possibly imagine. Tell them they are racist too for maximum lulz.
* Ask for a [[tubgirl|Hershey]] bar wherever French chocolate is sold.
* Tell them you are pro death penalty.
* Ask them about "la banlieue". where is it, why do they never go there, what king of people you can find in there. Ask them to drive you in there (but don't do it, believe me).
* Spend tens of thousands of dollars across many years training with professionals to build up an expansive repertoire of ridiculous American accents. Spend the remainder of your life working as a professional troll, performing.
* Refer to "Paris" as "Parislam" and call the inhabitants "Paristinians", or even "Parisites"
* Ask any person you encounter why they didn't vote For Jean Marie Le Pen. Win guaranted if you ask an arab or a gay man.
* Everytime a Frenchman says Par'ee, correct them. "Par'ee" "No, PARIS. PAIR-EEEEEES."
* Mention the lost wars of France: The German-French War of 1870/1871, the Losses of Napoleon, the War in Algeria, the War in Indochina and the big territorial losses of the French Colonial Empire (especially [[Canada]])
* Mention the Supporting of the brutal Dictator Jean-Bédel Bokassa through France
* Mention the Involing of France into the Rwandian Genocide
* Tell them that their grandmother worked as a prostitute for the Nazis and their grandfather pimped for the Allies
* Tell them they are now engaging in prostitution for nigger and pimping for Muslims

== <strike>French</strike> '''<big>Freedom</big>''' ==

Following the [[Tubgirl|horrific]] [[drama|tragedy]] of [[9/11]] and France's subsequent decision to side with the [[terrorists]], [[George W. Bush]] discovered that the word ''French'' was actually the [[linguistic]] equivalent of an IED: an [[Anti-Americanism|anti-American]] alternative to '''[[Freedom]]''' that had been inserted into [[English|The Perfect International Language]] by Taliban spies. As a good, God-fearing Amerric'n, G.W. knew that The Lord required of him to [[Censorship|force-feed]] linguistic revisionism to the sinful American people, as:
{| border=1 cellpadding=5 cellspacing=0
! Anti-American !! American
|-
| French [[fries]] || Freedom [[fries]]
|-
| French toast || Freedom toast
|-
| French onion soup || Freedom onion soup
|-
| French vanilla || Freedom vanilla
|-
| French [[kiss]] || Freedom [[kiss]]
|-
| French tickler || Freedom tickler
|-
| French revolution || Freedom revolution
|-
| French parliament || Freedom parliament
|-
| French Stewart|| Freedom Stewart
|-
| French occupation|| Freedom occupation
|-
| [[Nawlins|French Quarter]]|| [[Katrina|Freedom Quarter]]
|}
[[Image:Katrkour.jpg|thumb|right|The respected French art of ''[[Buttsex|le parkour]]'' is only practiced by the best and the toughest.]]

== A Comparrison Of World Martial Arts ==

** [[USA]] - Boxing: The martial art of using your fists. Also called Pugilism in [[England]]

** [[Japan]] - Judo: The martial art of using your opponent's weight and momentum against them

** [[Thailand]] - Kickboxing: The martial art of kicking the shit out of you opponent.

** [[Pussy|France]] - Parkour: The martial art of running away.

==Liberalism==

France was the first country in history to make [[Buttsecks|Sodomy]] and [[Jew|Jewry]] legal.

Freedom of the Press is held in high esteem and used to debate socially-relevant [[irony|libel lawsuits]]
[http://www.liberation.fr/futurs/2003/01/11/le-beaujolais-n-est-pas-un-vin-de-merde-lyon-mag-doit-payer_427545]

== Famous Frenchpersons ==
* [[Whore|Alizee]] - exotic dancer disguised as a pop star.
* [[Philosopher|Jean-Paul Sartre]] a hypocritical philosopher, a typical socialist and a typical Frenchman (which makes sense since Frenchmen are typical socialists); a man of words and not of deeds; a man who talked a lot about what ought to be done, but never did anything.
* [[Shit nobody cares about|Madame Curie]] (she was actually [[Polish]])
* [[Old meme|Napoleon]] (he was actually [[Italian]] before his birthplace was annexed by France)
* [[Whore|Anais Nin]]
* [[Unwarranted self-importance|King Louis XIV]]
* [[Attention whore|Marie Antoinette]] (she was actually [[Austrian]])
* [[Hitler|Maximilien Robespierre]]
* [[Schizophrenic|Joan of Arc]] a twelve year old girl Frenchmen needed to save them, after having been assfucked by the Britons for 100 years. Also don't even try using the insult, "You fight like a girl," against the French because they will always bring her up and thank you for the compliment.
* [[David Hasselhoff|Serge Gainsbourg]]
* [[Balls|Balzac]]
* [[Faggot|Inspector Clouseau]] (from ''The Pink Panther'')
* [[Le Parkour|David Belle]]
* [[Professional Wrestling|Andre the Giant]]
* The lamest bond chick in the recent most shitty [[James Bond]] movie so far.

== People We Think Are French But Aren't ==

* [[Poland|Marie Curie]] With a last name like Skłodowska do you think she's [[Gay|French]]? She was Polish.

* [[Dude|Frédéric Chopin]] Wow! Two in a row. Makes you wonder how Poland came up with the idea for a submarine with a screen door.

* [[Lesbian|Gertrude Stein]] American

* [[Bitch|Marie Antoinette]] She's Austrian stud

* [[Midget|Napoleon Bonaparte]] He was from Corsica. He was actually Italian.

== Le Langue ==
The French suffer psychedelic delusions of grandeur which can only be sustained by remaining shut off from the rest of the World. As such when the Internets became a phenomenon in 1996, the French proposed that they would have their own internets separate from everybody else's internets.
A more clear example of how French elitism borders into mental retardation can be found in numbers.
Eighty, and Ninety-nine are translated into Italian as Ottanta and Noventanove. In the French-speaking parts of Belgium and Switzerland as Huitante and Novante. But in France, the only way to say 80 is "four twenty", a clear reference to cannabis, and 99 as "four twenty ten nine" or "katr'vandiznef" an obvious attempt at preventing the opening of 99c thrift stores.

[[Image:Je-voudrais-une-royale-avec-frommage.jpg|thumb|A strange, strange [[language]]]]

[[For great justice]], here are a few common French phrases that you might want to know, just in case you ever visit France or are ever kidnapped, beaten, tied up and forced to interact with only French-speaking [[terrorists]].

* "Quand je regarde [[Ugly|votre visage]], j'ai envie de [[Vomit|vomir]]."
: '''MEANS''': ''Please speak English, I do not understand.''
* "Bonjour, je m’appelle (YOUR NAME), tu m'as l’air d’être un faux cul, [[Incest|tes parents étaient-ils de la même famille]] avant de se [[Marriage|marier]]?"
: '''MEANS''': ''Hello, my name is (YOUR NAME), it's nice to meet you, what's your name?''
* "Qu'est-ce que vous avez une jolie [[dick|queue]]!" (Pronounced "Kew"; any other pronunciation may be taken as a personal insult.)
: '''MEANS''': ''It is very nice to meet you!''
* "Hé, sale bougnoule!"
: '''MEANS''': ''Where are you from?''
* "J'ai un grand [[Sausage|saucisson]] dans mon pantalon."
: '''MEANS''': ''I would like to buy these, please.''
* "[[Your mom|Votre mère]] était un [[hamster]] et votre père avait l'odeur des baies de sureau."
: '''MEANS''': ''You're pretty and I would appreciate your intellectual contribution''
* "Je vais te démolir la gueule, [[Son_of_a_bitch|fils de pute]] !"
:'''MEANS''': ''I most enjoy your fine drinking establishment and think the French are a great and cultured people''
* "Hé, tu [[Blowjob|suces]]? C'est combien?"
: '''MEANS''': ''Could you direct me to a good restaurant that is nearby?''
* "[[All your base|Toutes vos bases]] nous appartiennent!"
: '''MEANS''': ''For great justice!''
* "L'état - c'est moi."
: '''MEANS''':''Pleez feel freez to ravagé de çountree, you stupède a commoners.''
* "Casse toi, pauv' con."
: '''MEANS''':''I respect your opinion.'' Cultural note: this expression has been used by Sarkozy in response to a man that insulted him.''
* "En ce moment, je parie que tu t’imagines déjà en train de me sucer ma [[dick|bite]] au rythme des coups de fouet de mes [[nuts|couilles]] sur ta gueule."
:'''MEANS''':''Right now I want to be with you under a naked blue sky (French idiom).''
* "Ravis de vous rencontrer. Pouvons-nous aller niquer, maintenant?
:'''MEANS''':''Nice to meet you, now can we go fuck?" (Customary way to talk to a lady).''
* "C'est BOF!
:'''MEANS''':''This is beautiful/wonderful (Please use when speaking about french art in a museum or when looking at the Eiffel tower).''
* "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?"
:'''MEANS''':''Would you like to go to bed, have sex, with me?'' Don't even memorize it. You'll never be in a position where you can use it.

Note that [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] is not responsible if you misuse these phrases and are beaten or [[murdered]] as a result.

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== Le Intelligence ==
[[Image:cryingfrog.jpg|thumb|The standard French [[2girls1cup|reaction]] to adversity]]
[[Image:Franch.jpg|thumb|Interacting [[OL]] with the French]]
[[Image:Pardonay-mwah-cat.jpg|thumb|Ze French love ze fine restaurantes and [[wine]]...]]
[[Image:Garcon-mike.jpg|thumb|...and milk]]

Qu'est-ce qui gravite autour de la Terre?
The majority of French people believe the Sun revolves around the Earth. Also, [[fact|the average French IQ is 94]].

== Le Family ==

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== Le Picard is French as well ==

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== France’s national anthem, ''La Marseillaise'', with its original lyrics ==

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==Things The French Hate==

* Taking showers.
* Defending themselves in wars.
* Shaving.
* Waxing their bikin regions. Before you go down on a French girl you need to check with the World Wild Life Commission to make sure it isn't a protected micro-enviroment. I am so not kidding about this. I still have nightmares about when my dad was stationed in Europe and we went to a French Mediterranean beach. Let me put it this way, find the smallest bikini bottom you can and put it over Tina Turner's head. Oh, and thanks to this traumatic child hood memory, I know why a Brazilian is actually a thing with some girls and why there's always a bidet in French bathroom. Thank you guys for making me remember this horrid memory, I'm getting drunk.
* The [[Germans]].
* Working.
* Bras. Don't get me wrong, when it's a tall, blonde, lovely 18 year girl with a gorgeous pair of C cups walking in the rain in a thin white shirt slowly turning transparent, its a thing of beauty. Where it will make you run away screaming is when it's a 70 year old grandma.
* Politeness and courtesy.
* Brown people.
* Cleaning up after sex. If your ever in a French Cafe on the street make sure the wind is at your back because when the waitress comes to take your order, your nose will be at perfect [[cunt]] height and you will smell the last 3 guys she was with.
* Guns.
* The [[British]].
* Censorship in nudity.
* Nicotine patches.
* Combat.
* Humility
* The [[Americans]].
* Muslims.
* Soap and shampoo.
* Fighting.
* Jobs.
* [[AA]].
* Platonic relationships.
* [[You]].

==Gallery==

{{cg|Expandable Gallery, hon hon hon!|canadiagallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Cheese eating surrender monkey.jpg|A [[typical]] Frenchman in his natural habitat while enjoying his [[surrender|favorite pastime]].
Image:French military.jpg|A [[coward|noble]] [[chicken|soldier]] of this great land.
Image:Faggot with Baguette.jpg|A french faggot fucking a french baguette.
Image:Original Frenchterror alert.gif|The original French Terror Alert System prior to [[9/11]].
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</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Paristhenandnow.png|Paris: Then And Now
Image:Frenchterror alert.jpg|The current French Terror Alert System. While "wet pants" is no longer listed, it is still a common reaction regardless of level.
Image:French airforce.jpg
File:French buttlug statue.jpg
Image:francesyphilis.jpg|France is the WINRAR.
Image:Cannaba.jpg|[[Canada]], the home away from home for these dirty unhygienic cowards.
File:Napoleon What.jpg
File:Napoleon Tron.jpg
File:Neverquitanempire.jpg
File:Youfrench.jpg
File:The French woman of the future.jpg|In 25-50 years all French women will look like that
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</gallery>|}}

== See Also ==
* [[French Revolution]] - Beheading people BEFORE it was cool...
* [[Why do liberals hate America?]]
* [[Canada]]
* [[Le Parkour]]
* [[Louisiana]]
* [[TCK]]
* [[Tina S.]] - Guitar playing frog that will have you rethinking your belief that all French girls are hot.
* [[Roman Empire]]
* [[Remi gaillard|Remi Gaillard]]
* [[Orangina]]
* [[Totally Spies]] - French animated cartoon.

== External Links ==

* [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html List of French military victories]
* [https://archive.is/fqRIX French fags whining and invading /b/.]
* {{youtube|GZZsHCObzhs|French faggots playing Boney M music on the bagpipe.}} In a supermarket. WTF?
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzI7lm58nM Bottle Shock]
* <strike>{{youtube|jhpilXsAZ3k|French porn that has evaded the YouTube mods}} - One of their nation's greatest accomplishments.</strike> BALEETED!
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<td colspan="2">[[File:SHITBLOX2022LOGO.png|300px]]</td>
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<th>Type</th><td>Gayming</td>
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<th>Released</th><td>[[2006]]; ([[2004]]: [[shit no one cares about|private alpha]])</td>
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<th>Website</th><td>[https://www.roblox.com/ www.roblox.com]</td>
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<th>Key People</th><td>David Baszucki John Shitletsky Erik Casserole[[dead|&dagger;]]</td>
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<th>Slogans</th><td>"If you can imagine it, you can build it." "Be anything, Build anything." "[[Stupid|Powering Imagination]]"</td>
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<th>Location</th><td>[[OTI]]</td>
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<th>Headquarters</th><td>San Mateo, [[California]]</td>
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<th>Industry</th><td>[[Vidya games]]</td>
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[[Image:Rococks_sucks.png|thumb|What everyone thinks.]]
[[Image:RobloxGoatse.jpg|thumb|Rococks Goatse.]]
[[Image:Brodie.jpg|thumb|Typical Rococks player.]]
[[Image:FurryWanker.jpg|thumb|Another fucking [[furry]]. at least most of them are banned.]]
[[Image:ZzzDecentCframe.png|thumb|An example of CFraming on Roblox.]]
[[Image:Great_spelling.png|thumb|A great example of how superior the mod's spelling is.]]
{{quote|ROBLOX. [[Lie|IT'S FREE!!!!1!1!]]|The Jews of Rococks in search of money.}}

'''{{PAGENAME}}''' (also known as '''Dynablox''', '''Shitblox''', '''Gayblox''', '''Gooblox''', '''Rococks''' and a whole plethora of other [[shit]]) is a shitty [[Lego]] knockoff made in [[2005]] by a few [[Jews]]. Given how autistic the platform truly is, and its allure to autistic children, it should come as no surprise that 99% of the people who interact with it are fucking retarded. The "objective" of Rococks is to make [[bomb|cool shit]], but since doing so requires having a brain in your fucking skull, this is a goal that is, and forever will be, unattainable by the shitcocks cummunity. Instead what you'll see is perpetual stealing of game assets that the .01% of the community created, spam to hoax/CP/[[warez]] sites to get [[free]] Rocucks, and nauseatingly designed games that have been fine tuned to milk as much of the aforementioned Rocucks out of you.

If the default Roblox experience isn’t fucking you hard enough, you can also subscribe to the [[Scam|overpriced premium membership]].

==The Community==
[[Image:Roblox Best Comment.PNG|thumb|Referring to the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUcIG4VnzaI death sound effect].]]

The community is composed mainly of 10-12 year olds, although the game was designed for 8-18 year olds, "[[trolls]]", [[Columbiners]], and [[Jailbait|online daters.]] With this combination of people, the result is a very cancerous gaming community that is not that great.

==="Hackers" and Spammers===

The kids in the game think they're so funny by spamming their sad attempts at forcing memes all over the [[forums]] that [[Roblox]] removed in 2017, and pretending to be [[script kiddy|"hackers"]] who will take over Roblox and hack your account, or some shit. However, this "hacking" they speak of is nothing more than using ''Cheat Engine'' to insert giant penises in sword fighting games. If you piss them off they will [[empty threat|threaten to hack your account]], even though these kids wouldn't know code even if it came up behind them and started to [[rape]] them [[goatse|up the ass]]. These are the same kids who spam links to their shitty places all over the site with the hope of getting place visits, all the while not realizing that [[nobody gives a fuck]] about them, or their shitty places.

==="Trolls" on Roblox===
The "trolls" on Roblox are not really trolls at all, but rather dumb little kids who don't even know what trolling is, or even how to execute it properly. As with most of the kids on this game, they think spamming [[ASCII]] images of [[Hitler]] and [[nigger]] will lower them to [[b/|/b/'s]] standards, as seen on the [[Roblox#Forums|cesspool forums]], before they got nuked by the [[tyrants|staff]]. What usually happens is 1) an admin gets butthurt/offended and, 2) lays down the [[banhammer]], ending the kid's [[fail|"trolling spree"]] immediately. As Roblox has no way of detecting [[sockpuppet]] accounts, they simply create alternate accounts and resuming what they were doing before they got banned.

===Rapists, Sexual Predators, and Everyone Else Who Plays The Game===
Aside from the failtrolls, stupid prepubsencent fucks, and [[hackers on steroids|"hackers"]], the rest of the community are 60 year old predators who want to groom and fuck children, whether online or [[IRL]].

The online daters (often referred to by the community as [[overdose|"ODers"]]) are [[sick fucks]] who [[gay|"roleplay" as a couple]], pretend to kiss, have [[sex]], etc. with their in-game characters. Rarely, some of them of them are 60-year-old internet predators who spend most of their time attempting to [[Chris Hansen|bait little kids online]] and fulfil their sick-ass sexual fantasies with [[children]], but most of them are horny 10 year old boys who have nothing better to do. According to the Rococks Community Rules and Guidelines, online dating is against the rules, yet this "rule" never ever seems to be enforced. Truth be told, people rarely get banned for online dating, even though it's a bannable offense on Roblox's terms.

[[Truth|Roblox admins don't care that there is this predator problem on their platform]] and even banned predator hunters, which made them get [[LOLsuit|sued]] by the state of [[Louisiana]] and made [[Chris Hansen]] himself to come out of his retirement to participate in a documentary exposing Roblox.

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===Games===
Since Roblox is a building game, you'd probably think that the people on the site make cool shit out of Lego bricks, right? Wrong. The Roblox community is terrible with building and coding, and will often copy something decent that somebody else has made in order to gain [[attention whore|attention]] from their fellow community. These stolen versions of games seemingly get more attention and exposure than the original versions. Rarely, something of quality is created; however, it usually doesn't get noticed at all by anyone of significance, considering that it's usually buried under several copies of Welcome to the town of Robloxia.

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Popular games include:

*'''Jailbreak''' - More of a GTA V ripoff but with cops and robbers. Once you arrest a criminal, he or she will always fucking spam the words "Noob" or "Hacker" at you. Normally you will find too many 8 year olds who listen to loud rap music and furries in penguin outfits speed glitching with their fat bellies all over the map. After arresting criminals/camping in the prison to get '''''EZ xd''''' epic arrests, you can either kill yourself or become a criminal. Either option is boring and the game is overplayed and overrated. Sadly, at the time of writing, 15,000 kids are still playing the game, mostly because they're [[Mexico|Mexican]] coke-addicted children that don't know of better games, and therefore, Badimo, the shitty studio, makes more money from kids buying shitty gamepasses in the pay-to-win style of Jailbreak.
*'''Pinewood Computer Core''' - A nuclear reactor game that ended up fucking up the franchise the game was from. Spawned a load of shit reactor games by 2013. The game went from an exploring facility game to a reactor protection game using certain [[Rape|utilities]] the make the temperature go [[Bisexual|up or down]] to prevent a meltdown when occurred at 1200°. And then to random events like a fucking blackout, or a flood of [[Cum|plasma]].
*'''Innovation Inc. Labs''' - Game by madattak who claims he based it off of Pinewood when it barely has anything in common minus being a reactor game. Heavily criticized for being hard to play and being [[ugly]] as fuck.
*'''Phantom Forces''' - A somewhat decent blend-clone of FPS games sadly ruined by its [[autism|shit community]] and Dicksword server. It's [[ At least 100|at least 100 times]] less overrated than Jailbreak is. Also, use the COLT SMG 635 and run M9 as secondary. You'll thank me later. If you're too much of a [[faggot|newbie]] to have that, use the MP5K and M9. Later, the developers got exposed for liking pedophiles.
*'''MeepCity''' - A place that rips off both Club Penguin and ToonTown but with a special feature to invite you over sex parties. Removed when Roblox got caught by the BBC. ''ROBLOX ON CONVICT!''
*'''Work at a Pizza Place''' - This used to be about making and delivering pizza, but it's now about neglecting your job to just party in your house while the rest of the players, who are actually trying to play the game, suffer. It's even worse because if one person from the team is missing, the entire place goes to shambles, not unlike a freshly blown-up meth lab.
*'''Natural Disaster Survival''' - A game that teaches 11 year olds how to survive a tornado, volcano, tsunami, acid rain, and what not. Is there a blizzard coming? Go to higher ground. Is there a fire that's going out of control? Go to higher ground. Is there a tsunami coming? Go to - wait, that actually makes sense.
*'''Arsenal''' - A rip-off of the [[Counter Strike]] mod 'Gun Game' created by Rocock's shitty [[Valve|VALVe]] clone named ROLVe. The only redeeming quality is the fact that some of the weapons are creative and deviate from the "realistic" gameplay found in [[Counter Strike]].
*'''Bee Swarm Simulator''' - A game about collecting pollen and making honey with an army of virtual [[Bee Movie|bees]]. Most of the people that play this either have no life or because they’re bored whatsoever and often use macros to farm pollen for money.
*'''Pet Simulator''' - A series of games where you collect virtual pets you can trade for money or other rare pets. Everyone who plays this game has a gambling problem or a NFT problem.
*'''Welcome to Bloxburg''' or '''Bloxburg''' - A ripoff of the Sims where you can build your own house and work a shitty day job.
*'''Adopt Me''' - Like MeepCity but without sex parties. Every 8 year old girl plays this game at least once in their life along with Bloxburg.
*'''Mad City''' - Combines all the faults of Jailbreak with it being more of a Pay-To-Win piece of shit.
{{quote|"Users have a choice of over 8,000,000 (eight million) possible games to play, (based on number of users, as of 5-17-2010) varying in design from what the creators of the places want to make. Most of them are made from the free models."|Even Wikipedia acknowledges Roblox's lack of originality.}}

===Notable People===


[[File:RobloxCeoJew.png|thumb|Builderfaggot [[IRL]].]]
[[File:simbuilder charges .png|thumb|Simbuilder's charges.]]
[[File:John Shitletsky Jew.png|thumb|One of the (former) head Jews of Rococks, John Shitletsky.]]

*'''David Baszucki''' or ''' Builderman''' - The four-eyed, bumbling fool [[boss|founder and CEO]] of Shitblox. All of the money from Builders Club sales goes directly to him, should you be [[facepalm|stupid enough to buy it]]. As a typical Jew, he only gives a fuck about money, which is why Roblox turned to shit since around 2010.

*'''Erik Casserole (Erik Cassel)&dagger;''' - A former admin who died of [[cancer]]. Unsurprising, considering this is Roblox. Many people regard him as "the only good admin" of Roblox, while the rest are supposed idiots fucking up the site; the community even blamed Roblox's [[windows|shitty updates]] on Cassel's death.

*'''John Shedletsky''', '''Shitletsky''' or '''Telamoron''' - The former Uncreative Director of Rococks. He began working for Roblox in 2006 after he graduated from Stanford University, but eventually got bored with everything, so he resigned from Roblox in 2013 to [[shit that will never happen|start his own company]]. This faggot also decided to change his name from "Telamon" to his real-life surname, Shedletsky, for unknown reasons. What's most likely the reason for this is he wanted to look intelligent among Roblox's retarded community, but it only just made him look like more of a self-obsessed faggot with a too much [[USI]]. He had a record

*'''Jack Hendrix''', '''JackInTheBlox''' ([[Powerword]]: Jack DeVries) - Former Rococks admin, [[faggot]] and [[sick fuck]]. Ran a [[tumblr]] page where he uploaded fetish porn, furry porn and nude photos of himself in the desert. Now he works for Fandom and IGN like the stupid fag he is. Used to stream on Roblox's official [[Twitch]] page. Was mentioned in Reuben Sim's lawsuit.

*''' XiaoXiaoMan''' - The supposed [[AVGN]] of Roblox. He is in his 20s and plays a game intended for 7-9 year olds. He owns a YouTube channel that contains a bunch of shitty rant videos protesting Roblox updates, a Roblox game-reviewing series called "Raging Roblox Reviewer", as well as several shitty [[Gmod]] animation videos intended to be [[funny]] to his audience. Once shat on a little girl's dreams over some place review bullshit.

*'''SharpTH''' - A [[fat]] Jew who makes semi-shitty videos and boring places. Made the first version of this article, which was a giant rage-fest.

*'''[[nigger|Julius Coles]]''' - A nigger who steals shit and claims it as his own, like any other nigger. His favorite place is ''Welcome to the town of Robloxia'' so he stole it and renamed it "The different town of Robloxia" which gained over 5,000,000 visits from Roblox's ever-so-gullible userbase. Niggerus Coles also has a YouTube channel where he rants about Roblox and his boring life. Claims that he wants all the Roblox admins to get cancer, despite that [[truth|he fucking loves Roblox]].

*'''JaredValdez''' - [[Fact|The biggest source of rectal inflation and AIDS in Roblox]]. He often spends his time jacking off to anime and listening to [[Gangman Style|over-rated pop music]]. He copies any place the fucktard population of Roblox enjoy and he makes videos of him assaulting a box of Cheerios with his ass. He cannot code, in even simple shitty RBLX Lua. He is currently in a happy fag relationship with [http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=4339333 Professor G. Ai. Niggertits].

*'''MSE6'''{{muslim}} - A retarded [[Mudslime]] known as [[powerword|"Anna"]] in real life, and possibly the most hated admin on Rococks at one point. Used to give out bans to users like fuck, and earned the ire of the community. One day, she [[murder|suddenly disappeared without a trace...]]

*'''Arthur Sergeevich Trusov''', or '''WhoToTrus''' - An accessory designer, controversial for uploading fursuits and [https://www.roblox.com/catalog/5277679083/The-Transitioning-Concoction HRT] to the catalog. Unsurprisingly, he was caught in sexual roleplay servers on [[Discord]] with minors, where he discussed such things as anal training kits, having gay sex both in public and at furry conventions. Perhaps even more unsurprisingly, he never faced any repercussions from Roblox, and to this day remains part of their selective UGC program.

*'''Arnold Castillo''', '''Jadon Shedletsky''' or '''DoctorRofatnik''' - Developed a [[Sonic]] game, and pretended to be the brother of former admin John Shedletsky in order to groom children. Despite being publicly exposed several times, Roblox kept him on their payroll until he was [https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdin/pr/new-jersey-man-federally-charged-enticement-minor-and-interstate-transportation-minor arrested for abducting an underage girl] he met on their site. He is currently serving life in prison with [[Bubba]] for his crimes.

*'''Austin Reuschle''' or '''Nimblz&dagger;''' - Non-binary faggot who made a [https://www.roblox.com/games/2747834912/Eg shitty game about being an egg] and a couple other unremarkable games before [[An hero|logging off Roblox (and life) forever]].

*'''Mikhail Olson''' or '''Simbuilder''' - [[Batshit Insane]] Roblox Developer that made a [https://www.roblox.com/games/171391948/Sides-Vehicle-Simulator shitty Forza clone] before going completely insane by smoking insane amounts of [[DMT]]. He showed up to RDC23 and was arrested almost immediately for [[Trying Too Hard|showing up with a goddamn gun in his car]], Possibly trying to be the Roblox [[William Atchison|Couch Cuck]], His game is nothing more than a buggy pile of shit that will never see any updates due to him being [[Fail|permabanned from Roblox]] and is currently <s>facing up to 5 years of [[Rape|goatseating]] from [[Bubba]]</s> FREE LMAO.

===Roblox "YouTubers"===
Oh boy, you thought this shit was over? No. Some people were fucking retarded enough to make a YouTube living off of this garbage. Here are some examples of such JewTubers:
*'''Flamingo/AlbertsStuff''' - Greasy dyke faggot who thinks making their avatar look like shit is pure [[Lies|comedy.]] Used to swear but doesn't now because [[Pussy|god forbid YouTube lets anyone cuss in a video for ad revenue.]] He also has some fucking shit memes that nobody except of course his fanbase and mentally disabled childrens thinks is funny, like "CHILL", "YO TENGO" (Wow so fucking funny! "I have" in spanish is COMEDY EVERYONE!), "FELIPE" and many more AIDS. He thinks he is a troll because he gets admin commands (or buys to get them) in places. His fanbase is also bad if not worse than Roblox itself. When their god gets called out they will resort to calling them "NOOB" or childish insults.
*'''KonekoKitten''' - Another cunt that also complains about Roblox/YouTube's changes and nothing else. He complains and complains and [[Sad|relies on Roblox for his life and income.]] Got exposed for being a [[pedophile]] and then [[Flounce|took a break from youtube]].
*'''Nathorix/Nattie Forsyth''' - Instead of getting a job at a local McDonalds, this sad excuse of a human instead (like the idiots before him) decided to entertain a bunch of kiddies on this shit platform. Also complains about Roblox updates. He is also a tranny and known pedophile.
*'''InquistorMaster''' - A [[16-year-old girl]] who also relied on Roblox for his crappy YouTube channel. She used to suck cock online (not IRL because she will never ever get one in real life) and date with kids also, clickbaited and she continues to play Roblox much like anyone on Roblox does; and still sucks cock to this day, online.
*'''DenisDaily''' - Another faggot (comparable to Poke) who also gets chased by his autistic fanbase. Also clickbaits, steals videos from other creators and much more.
*'''Remainings''' - Yet another retard-faggot-combo who complains about Roblox updates and makes videos just on Roblox; and nothing else because that's what his fanbase only wants. Much like all fanbases here, he will get usually chased by fanboys freind requesting him.
*'''Greenlegocats123''' - A fucking preacher or the [[Alex Jones]] of Roblox. Constantly bitches about Online Dating, and that they are pedophiles, and the fact that Roblox doesn't do shit for Jew Gold. When in fact nobody gives a single shit. Complains about Roblox updates and "trolls" in various places by replacing the music with various sound effects and music so he doesn't get claimed. Also makes conspiracy videos about Online Dating and whatever with Kevin Macleod music so the kid watching it gets tension as if it is the next Ring movie.
*'''Ruben Sim'''{{nazi}} - Roblox's biggest attention whore. Like Greenlegocats, most of his videos consist of him obsessively A-Logging furries or irrelevant Roblox developers [[Delusional|who he thinks are pedophiles]], Ruben Sim's furry hate is obsessive even by ED standards. One day he got [[permabanned]] from Roblox for his faggotry and decided to make it his entire personality.

If you like or are a fan of any of these YouTubers at some point then [[WTF|what the fuck is wrong with you?]]

===Unabashed Degeneracy===

[[File:Roblox_Catalog_Sexuality_Flags.png|thumb|Roblox now allows people to submit these flags items into a catalog page. Are these people seriously mentally ill?]]
[[File:Roblox Powering Imagination.png|thumb|Have you ever became a waste of sperm? just remember that the people who played "Scented Con" games exist.]]

Oh, did we mention that the platform basically now has places where teens and kids can [[cybersex|have sexual intercourse with their characters]]? These have become known as "Scented cons". Similarly, Roblox has its own new style from the community where people dress up as [[13-year-old boys|slenders]] and [[12-year-old girls|C&P]] (specifically, children [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|trying to act gangsters and sluts]]), which is said by many that most of them online date and that can be described as a monkey fucking a fish. To make matters [[worse than hitler|worse]], there's a shit ton of discord servers related to Roblox that started appearing on [[Discord|Pisscord]] which had to with trading [[CP|nudes]] for Robux currency. Can it get any worse? Imagine how the platform started out by building shlongs into a dating platform itself. From now on, Roblox will remain a dating site for children rather than a time-wasting game.

However, the [[retards|community]], which was made up of 12-year-olds acting like obstinate people, wanted to bring Roblox back to where it was. This is odd, considering they're the ones that have fucked up the platform ever since Erik Cassel died from cancer. The people who said it were definitely users who started two years ago or children who had an unhealthy obsession with wars.

===Events===
Every year since 2011, Rococks has been hosting these summer events to attract more faggots to their shitty online game. There was nothing out of the ordinary about these events; all they did was talk about the next shitty updates they were going to add to their already-shitty game. It also costed a fuckload of real-life money to travel to them, which is why hardly anybody did.

They had six main events so far, including:

*'''Roblox Rally 2011''' - Their first ever real life event, hosted in [[San Francisco]] at the Exploratorium. It was just another piece of shitty Rococks [[propaganda]] that the admins used just to attract more faggots to join their shitty site. There's not really much to say about it other than it was just a big waste of time and money.
*'''Roblox Game Conference 2012''' - Another shitty event, this time it was hosted in Santa Clara, California at the Convention Center. If you bought one of their passes between February 17 and May 14, you got a water bottle and a shitty T-shirt, and a shitty virtual weapon. Again, there was nothing to see.
*'''Bloxcon 2013''' - Possibly their biggest real life shitstorm of an event yet. This event was hosted in three separate areas all in one time frame, as well as they had a "virtual Bloxcon", which was possibly the shittiest of all. It may be the only good event they hosted, but that's highly unlikely considering the severity of the autism of the admins.
*'''Roblox Film Festival 2013''' - A complete shitstorm of lulz and drama. Basically, all you had to do was make a shitty Rococks video with the ''Unregistered Hypercam 2'' logo in the top left-hand corner and then shove it right into the admins' submission box faster than they can take a shit. Nobody actually put much effort into making these so called "movies" whatsoever, and as with the usual nature of Roblox, many players resorted to stealing and copying other peoples' videos and claiming them as their own. There were a few people; however, that managed to get the shitty prize at the end, although their movies were just as shitty as most of the others.
*'''2014 Tour''' - Another fucking event that only showed how burned-out the admins were from last year. How this worked was a few major cities across America would host an exhibiting event known as the Maker Faire. Roblox would have a stake somewhere in this and they would have their own "booth" in the Maker Faire in many of these cities, which required eight people to run. According to the site's shitty blog, if 25 people attended a booth in the Maker Faire, a retarded staff member will show up. This event was nothing out of the ordinary, and nor did it have anything worth seeing, as will most Rococks events.
*'''Virtual Bloxcon 2014''' - Just another shitty online Cockscon. The only difference between this one and the other one was that VB 2014 was online for the whole convention. The admins even recorded it on their shitty [[Twitch]] channel for all to see just how stupid and pointless the whole thing was. Other than the time frame, there's really no difference between the two.

==How Roblox Earns Moneyz==

===Catalog Items===
You pay for these with Roblox's e-currency, known as "ROBUX". Most of the stuff in the game is completely overpriced, with a very few no actual good items.

The item types are:

*'''Hats''' - A piece of shit you wear on your head. [[Team Fortress 2|Sound familiar]]? Most of them are shit that shouldn't have been created in the first place. The only good hats are the Dominus hoods; however, those cost a fuck ton of Robux, and are Limited.
*'''Gear''' - A bunch of shitty knick-knack items that you can't even use in most games. These range from [[gun|powerful weapons]], to useless shit such as "bubble gum" and Easter baskets. No kidding. Of course, the only good weapon is the Darkheart, which does a shit-ton of damage and sometimes even kills in one hit. However, it's a Limited item which means you're never getting your fucking hands on it because [[retards|people]] are selling it for 999,999,999 ROBUX just to show it off. Funny, considering that the original price was only 2000 ROBUX.
*'''Faces''' - Transparent decals on your face that change the way it looks. Very overpriced for what you actually get. The only good one is the Awesome Face, but requires you to connect your Rococks account to your [[Failbook]] account, and show everyone what a fag you are for playing Rococks.
*'''T-shirts''' - Same as faces, but on your front torso. Free users can make them, but not sell them. If Roblox gives free accounts any privileges, this would be the only one.
*'''Shirts and pants''' - Textures for your character. Most of them look like thot outfits and gay supreme hoodies. You'll find tons of this shit being cloned and resold at the catalog because kids that spam them with their cheap bots are nothing but money-hungry cucks. Only BC users can make them, let alone sell them.
*'''Packages''' - Changes the 3D body shape of your character. Now with a shitty Rthro line of packages, which look super fucking ugly and are rarely used for legitimate avatars, also so called "trolls" try to look funny by buying the Penguin because that is comedy AM I RITE?
*'''Animation Packs''' - Sets of animations that change the way your ugly Lego character moves but can only be equipped with R15.
*'''Rthro''' - Roblox's shitty attempt at creating anthropomorphic avatars. Since they are from Roblox, they all look ugly and out of place with Roblox's equally ugly block æsthetic.

{{quote|[[wat|If you live on 4chan, Santa will find you.]]|Santa for all Seasons hat}}

Telamon decided to add [[4chan]] to a description of a hat to fuck with the heads of users, which caused a complete shitstorm of "OMG /b/ IS GOING TO DYSTROI ROBLOXSZ". It has been reported that [[Church of Fudge|RT]] and [[goatse|OT]] of the forums are going to "fight back against 4chan", even though most /b/tards probably don't know what the fuck "ROBLOX" is and don't give a damn. This just shows that the community takes a small joke and makes it a shitstorm of lulz and drama.

===Subscriptions===

In August 2007, Builders club was introduced, along with more shitty features that [[do not want|nobody even wanted]] to begin with. When it was first introduced, everyone lost all of their Robux and went into an intense rage, demanding that the admins revert the update. The admins, being as fucktarded as they are, failed to listen to their userbase requests and went along with it anyway. In [[2008]], the original BC was the only type of premium membership available, with the addition of Turbo Builders Club in 2009. They also introduced another premium membership type, this time "Outrageous Builders Club", which was completely insane and unreasonable, with its ridiculous features that [[nobody|very few people]] will ever use. Eventually, ROBLOX [[Bullshit|did the right thing]] and introduced a generic premium system in place of Builders Club.

==The Forums==

<center>/!\ oy vey the mods shut down the forums because the admins knew the forums were a complete cesspool in the first place /!\</center>

[[Image:PostCountBig.jpg|thumb|left|This does not apply to the Roblox Forum.]]
[[Image:Alalala.png|thumb|A typical thread on the roblox forums.]]
[[Image:Roblox_on_Cancer.png|thumb|The WWC forum is currently developing cancer.]]
[[Image:PENORPOST.JPG|thumb|Typical forum thread.]]
[[Image:Typicalrobloxthread.PNG|thumb|Example of 10 year old kids thinking they're cool for talking about dicks.]]
[[Image:Robloxbritfag1.png|thumb|A typical post from a britfag who forums on Roblox, [[Irony|notice he has less than 1200]] posts.]]
[[Image:Typicalfag.png|thumb| Typical shitty troll thread on the forums.]]

{{quote|[[George Lopez|The next time you see me, you will see a fist with me as well. 5 seconds later, BAM. Then you'll wake up, BAM. YOU'LL WAKE UP AGAIN, BAM. I'll keep doing it over again until you stop waking up.]]|butthurt faggot after being trolled}}

The forums the biggest source of cancer and AIDS on Rococks. This shithole is home to some of the biggest retards on the site. Forums are broken down into sections, and several sub-sections that are spammed constantly by newfags who try to force memes and so called "trolls" who try to act cool. They are notorious for online dating, flame wars, spam, and [[internet sissy fights]]. Usually, when such events occur, the admins are forced to intervene and ban anyone who posts in these threads as a result.

=== Forum Sections===
* '''Roblox Talk (RT)''' - Faggots who think they are the "[[4chan]] of ROBLOX" when they are just a shitty OT ripoff. They don't even talk about Roblox. Whiny cunts who care about the latest hats or the scrotum of the moderators, trying to suck their dicks or underaged cunts as soon as possible to get twenty different hats while you can get a REAL hat. They mostly show off their stupid ass free modeled places and call "RT parties" when they don't know the meaning of "party" and to make themselves feel better.
* '''Let's Make a Deal (LMaD)''' - A bunch of crunk prostitutes who will pay anything, including their virginity, just to make a little virtual fucking money. Usually, they get scammed and get fuck all. Anyone with half a brain would be able to detect these scams that the Roblox community seemingly always falls for. This forum is filled with Builders club members who waste their real life money on a fucking virtual game just to improve their slutty looking characters with ZOMG! Expensive hats! *3xpl0d3s* Too bad IT'S JUST FUCKING PIXELS! These autistic trannies are all fucking minimods.
* '''Off-Topic (OT)''' - You're going to get the worst fucking kind of cancer on the planet if you even step foot here. The forum section that is the best for trolling full of lolcows, furries, niggers, Asians, and even KKK. A bunch of fucking [[children|newfag trolls]] try to patrol the place as the actual redeeming feature, the [[wannabe|GOOD]] trolls, come in and fail troll everyone, making this place the shit of Roblox (shit of shit). Fags who post here use the [[over 9000|shittiest]] [[milhouse|memes]] [[My Little Pony|the]] [[lazor|internet]] has ever been able to offer. Has been slightly redeemed ever since they started [[ban]]ning PewDieCry's butt-buddies and any mention of the unholy [[faggot]] from the forum.
* '''Role-playing Forum ([[Rape|RP]])''' - The biggest furry orgy on the site. Everyone here is either a furry, emo, twi-fag or all of the above.
* '''Clans & Guilds (C&G)''' - Basically the flaming [[shit|HQ]] of ROBLOX. Everyone here is either banned, or is going to be within a month. However, C&G, along with scripers is probably the only two most idiotic forums on ROBLOX. Basically, the people there have an IQ lower than 10 and are full of hypocrites.
* '''Forum [[rule 34|34]] (ID=34)''' - A bunch of homosexual fish came in and started 'sploring the forum section. After a while, they found this forum, and released it to RT and OT. The admins got butthurt and 14 or 7 day ban all the people who posted here. This forum has nothing to do with [[Rule 34]], because everyone on this site has chlamydia, and are pre-pubescent little children with assburgers.
* '''World Wide Chat (WWC)''' - Consists of little kids who think they're cool for swearing in another language on the forum. The place that all the niggers, pollocks, spics and shitskins hang out. Quite like the Blue Oyster. Mainly involves self-important [[americunts]] and enraged [[britfags]] fighting over which tectonic plate their ass rests on.
* '''Scripters''' - Possibly the only fucking people in the shitty site (besides Clans & Guilds) who have IQ's lower than 10, considering "10" is the smallest possible unit above an infinitely negative value.

'''<big>All the other forums are [[Shit_Nobody_Cares_About|shit nobody cares about]] and aren't listed.</big>'''

{{morphquote|forumquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|Get out.|Orobos, some fucking douche with over 10,000 posts and 10,001 less lives than that.
|lol dragon ball dumbshits ftw!!!|Spydeman340. Some kid who whined about his [[shit|RS]] account being hacked to the almighty brother of Orobos, that dumb kid in the quote above.
|dont'n maka fun of dyleicx pepleo!|orangecorn10, a dyslexic 12 year old kid.
|Stop being mean to Anna just because [[Lies|you're not as cool as her.]]|LunaScamander, Anna200's lesbo lover.
|You cyber [[Engrish|bully'd]] a mod like a little wimp. And now, she quit. Who cares if she hated communism. It's an opinion, and you guys have to shove it down each other's throats. Honestly, it's pretty freaking pathetic. Now that I think about it, maybe it would be a good thing if OT ended up getting deleted.|MrRetextureGuy, a faggot who is commonly considered superior in arguments by only himself.
|you people are a enemy to me so i quit but not forever.|A retarded queef whose name isn't worth mentioning.
|[[Lies|Your account is mine tomorrow T^T.]]|This is commonly said by anime-fags who threaten to hack peoples worthless accounts.
|great story tell it again.|conerkorod, a fag forumer.
|whats your best mario kart score? last? HAHAH get served.|LeeGrant72hd, a faggot who calls himself mature.
|You aren't an OTer if you don't have as much posts as me and didn't join before me!|Vunro, <s>some dumbass</s> [[Fag|Faggot]]. Oh, wait, he got deleted, yay.
|In 10-20 years, you guys will have fun playing your "[[Shit|roblox]]", when [[bullshit|I actually have a life]] and you pieces of DIRT STILL PLAY [[Shit|ROBLOX]]!!!!!!!!!!!|Some mentally retarded 10 year old that OD's
|[[Butthurt|NO IM NOT PERMA BANND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]|FastPager200, the dumbest and most butthurt user to ever exist.
|Re:Ported|A Typical [[jewish]] forumer.
}}

===Incidents on the forum===

*In June 2013, a user named "Raychel1010" posted a topic about why people hated her on the forums. Because of this, it caused a massive [[Lulz|chimpout]] on the forums.
*On July 18, 2015, two users named "Tzah"{{jew}} and "vampire" made clickbaits about Russia bombing the US, in which one of them said that he saw war jets fly by his house and the other saying that he saw a Russian plane landing to the ground with troops coming out of it.
*On January 5, 2017, a faggot named "michaellyers8" posted a picture of two of his guns and the coordinates to a high school in Texas, saying that he was going to shoot up his school on April 20, 2017 (the 18th anniversary of [[Columbine]]).
*In late May 2017, a neo-Nazi aspie named "PlanetMofo"{{atheist}} trolled the forums, got banned multiple times, and made other accounts such as "Kid2040" and "PattiMayonnaiseDoug".
*Apparently, some douchebag by the name of Lobolego committed suicide because of the forum. His butthurt girlfriend who misses his rape so, Fuzzyperson, is apparently saddened by that, so she ragequit and got laughed at my moar retards. What a bitch.

===Off topic/World Wide Chat and the Roblox Wikia===
When the polifags of World Wide Chat and the fucktards of Off-Topic found out there was a [[Wiki]] about their useless game, most of them shat bricks and started vandalising the wikia, in a shitty attempt to be funny. Half of them were IP banned from the site, so they can't fuck it up any more. None of them even know what a fucking proxxy is.

But [[you]], however, are already addicted to your computer since its like god to you. And you're reading ED. Why not vandalize the Roblox wikia yourself?
[http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/ROBLOX_Wiki]

PROTIP: Add ASCII images of Hitler to pages about moderators

==Trolling on Roblox==
Due to Roblox's [[underage|young and immature]] community, trolling is very easy. As many little kids take the game so [[the internet is serious business|seriously]], pissing them off is easier than making porn.

===Game Trolling===

*See two people online dating? Say that the "girl" is a guy, for there are [[no girls on the internet]]. The guy, and the other guy will get [[butthurt]].
*Call everyone a [[n00b]].
*Spawnkill. People will then try to [[crybaby|report you]] and spam [[leetspeak|"0MG H4CKER!!1!1"]] in the chat.
*Insert a giant penis with the word "nigger" on it in insert games.
*Find the most OP weapons on the server and ass ræp everyone.
*Look at the groups that one of the faggots in the server your are in. If they are in any large groups like FEAR (First Encounter Assault Ræp) then say you are a high rank in that group and you will demote them unless they do whatever you say.
*Make swastikas on building games.
*Say that Roblox is filled with autistic, fatass and unproductive people who will never do something productive in real life.
*Tell everyone to go to this page. Watch as people start reading 3 sentences, get butthurt and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|try to get rid of it]].
*Say that the Pal Hair (or bacon hair as all the Robloxfags call it) is better than every other hat in the catalog. Watch as every faggot that spent their ROBUX on virtual shit get butthurt and will try to prove you wrong.
*If you get admin on a shitty game or joined a free admin game, abuse the absolute shit out of it. Kill, fling, blind, strobe everyone as much as possible before some faggot higher rank than you catch on to what you are doing (because they are a gigantic faggot) and fuck you up.
*In roleplaying games, say that online daters will never find actual girls in real life. Watch every retard get insanely butturt.
*Say that Roblox ripped off Lego. Everyone will get butthurt.
*Say that people that keep playing Roblox are sad losers and will never do anything productive in their lives. Watch as everyone will get butthurt and say that it is for ""fun"". No it's not, retard, for fun there is porn.
*On building games, say that everyone's buildings are shit. Everyone will become butthurt and try to find as many insults to throw on you.
*On building games, destroy someone's shitty building while someone other than you is near it. Watch as the two faggots start arguing.
*Swear on games. To do this you can space out the word, use alternatives or change the letters a bit to not get your message hashtagged. E.g. "YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL NIGHARZ" or "FUHXCK ALL YOU NOOBS LOL".
*<s>On tycoon games, use [[Cheating|Cheat Engine]] to change everyone's money to 0.</s> Since Rococks Developers are so afraid of the concept of [[Skript kiddie|Exploiting Software]], they patch it 24/7 to make sure NO LEET HACKING RUINS THE LIVES OF PEOPLE IN SERVERS.
*Use unpatched exploiting tools to make all the faggots on your server complain.
*Spam in chat things like "DEATH TO NIGHARZ & JEWS"
*Call a Roblox YouTuber gay or a nighar or whatever insult in chat. Watch as butthurt people start building up defending their gods.
*Say that groups have no purpose other than being a fucking waste. People from FEAR or teh United States Roblox Group or every group will get butthurt.

===Group Trolling===

*Do you have promotion/demotion powers? Demote everyone to the lowest rank and watch the owner [[shit bricks]].
*Do you have exile powers? Exile everyone in the group.
*Go to UCR and say you have a good idea for a new logo. The members will get butthurt and say you're destroying clan history.
*Go to RAT and say "Sorry, black and white cant be added to the rainbow, I know how much you guys love both". You may want to spam this, because RAT high ranks take this game seriously.
*Go to FEAR and say that SONIC uses free models. The members will then get insanely butthurt.
*Go to WIJ and say that they caused [[WWII]], as the owner is German.
*Steal an ownerless group, change all rank names to *insert name here* sucks, add the name of player to description, check manual approval, kick all members, and leave the group.
*Find a group that allows non-members to post comments to the wall. Say the group sucks and tell everyone to go [[kill yourself|kill themselves]].
*Have admin powers at a group's place? Admin Abuse the fuck out of it like JC always did.
*Want to troll JC? Go to fort fang and spam "AA" with no end. Bonus points if other raiders join your spamming.

[[File:JEWS_DID_TRA.png|thumb|right|[[Jews did WTC|Jews did TRA, just like they did WTC]].]]

{{quote|This kids, is what goes on at ROBLOX HQ.|A typical Faggot}}

=== ROBLOxeS SUPA InFormATionaTive WIkI PAGE on TrOLLS ===
If you would like a good laugh head here [http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/Troll]

Here the Rofags Try their best to counter strike the Trolls and Ediots who deface their precious Fuck Buddy Roblox.

*A Pretentious Strike to the "young ruffians!" That Ruin our Wonderful Website! (NOTE, the 1337 Grammer)
{{quote|[[Good spelling|'A troll are known as]] the juvaniles of the internet.}}

They <s>Brainwash</s> "Advise" the Fans of ROcocks, that they are acting mature and calm about trolls rolling in
but as explained in the next section, the entire website falls into chaos and anarchy, the moment 4chan or any particular
Troll posts something.

*Believe your glorious leaders!, and you will be protected
{{quote|[[Liar|Since many forum trolls get banned on the spot]]}}

==Admin [[Fail|fails]]==

===IP Ban===

The admins [[NO|invented]] a [[old|new]] sup3r c00l [[list of sex moves|banning technique]] which totally fucking blocks the ass out of your IP address. The admins, being the dumbasses they are, didn't realize that this method had more holes in it than a dam made out of [[Semen|swiss cheese]]. Hopping onto a proxy and posting on the forums "HAHA MODS AIN'T GOT NUTHIN ON MY PROXIES" will make the admins [[shit bricks]] in utter fury. Seriously, try it. The admins, being desperate, will attempt to [[fail|fucking IP ban your proxy.]] Because there's only one proxy on the whole internet, obviously.

{{quote|Server Error

403 - Forbidden: Access is denied.
You do not have permission to view this directory or page using the credentials that you supplied.|too bad that won't last for long}}

===Poison Ban===

Poison is a bullshit IP ban where it blocks all your proxies. If you're really desperate, you can just goddamn change your IP and make the admins shit bricks.

{{quote|Poison 5/11/2010 2:45:11 PM sending furry porn images to info@roblox.com|this guy seems legit}}

===Roblox TV Commercials===
{|style="margin:0 auto"
|{{videoframe|robloxads|background:none; text-align:center;|font-weight:bold
|<youtube>SBXfQoDaOu4</youtube> Rococks' first video advertisement.
|<youtube>LHdA7Yc-8Rg</youtube> The second video advertisement.}}
|}

In the time-span of 2011-2012, ROCOCKS released two [[not|"TV commercials"]] to market their shitty game. Note that these shouldn't even be called TV commercials, considering that they never actually aired on real television. Following the release of these "commercials" several community members noticed the commercials weren't even filmed in Roblox, but were done using [[shooping]], [[vidya|video editing]] and green screen effects. The reason for this being is ROCOCKS was (and still is) too buggy to make a high quality advertisement and would likely lag up and crash if they tried to film in it. For the most part, the ads looked too good for a shitty game such as ROBLOX as most people on the site are terrible at building, ironically even the admins.

At the end of the first commercial, they say "IT'S FREE" when it's clearly not, at least if you want to have fun. This caused a lot of [[butthurt]] and [[rage]] among ROBLOX players, and there were even people who [[flounce|threatened to quit ROBLOX]] because of it, [[No|BECAUSE EVERYTHING ON COCKBLOX HAS AND WILL BE FREE AM I RIGHT?]]

===Downtime===

[[File:Roblox is down.png|thumb|center|1000px]]
<center>'''When the abomination finally comes to an end.'''</center>
To everyone's surprise, Roblox is [[shit nobody cares about|currently down]]. This could possibly mean (A) Many autists are still playing the game, which causes the server to crash (B). Roblox hasn't upgraded their servers in 10 years (C). Both of these were the reasons for causing this abomination to die. Of course, the closest answer to fit into this question is definitely C, because Roblox, of course, [[truth|wants your money]] from wasting time on playing simulators, seeing dumb shit that other children interact with the platform, and more. Apparently, Roblox's 13-year-old fanbase still acts like [[cry moar|cry-babies and wants to bitchfight Roblox for not fixing their server right]]. Boo-hoo!

If ROBLOX currently is down, then it's [[unrealistic expectations|everyone's dream come true]].

===Roblox Email===

The only thing that this email is useful for is for cussing out the dumbfuck moderators, and logging into spamming sites with. Below is an excellent example of this.

{{quote|MSE6 IS A PENIS LOVER YEAH YOU HEARD ME MSE6 IS A DAMN WHORE SHE SUCKED TELAMONS TINY PENIS LAST NIGHT TELAMON IS A GODDAMN JEW HES A FUCKING BITCH AND MSE6 FUCKED HIM CUZ SHE DOES EVERYTHING FOR DICKS SHES A SLUT SHE WAS IN BED WITH THAT LITTLE PEDOPHILE ASSHOLE BUILDERMAN AND MRDOOMBRINGER WAS STICKING HIS DICK INTO HOLYMAC'S MOUTH AND EJACULATING ALL OVER HER FACE WHILE REESEMCBLOX WAS WATCHING WITH HER RING FINGER UP HER VAGINA GOD DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING SICK HAVING ORGIES LIKE THIS I MEAN FUCKING SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL
MSE6 IS A BITCH|a [[Rage|disgruntled]] kid who repeats the same words in caps to [[internet tough guy|seem tough]]}}

One of the prime ways of trolling the hell out of the mods is doing anything fun, including emailing them [[crap]] such as:

Their email is [mailto:info@roblox.com info@roblox.com]. Go there and [[Shit|lay waste]] to their precious site. NOW.

[[Fail|If you for some reason have a Roblox account]], it is suggested you do this, as you cannot get [[banned]] for this.

===Roblox Ban Appeal===

[[Image:Chro_Came_To_Town.JPG|thumb|[[Fact|Admins suck at coming up with an excuse to ban people]]]]
If you get banned from ROBLOX, which [[fact|you likely will]], you can send the admins an "appeal" email if [[contesting your ban|you believe the ban was improperly placed]]. You may be thinking, "Hmmm. Maybe they will look into the ban, see it from my point of view, and lift it. I better send them an email." Well unfortunately, [[doing it wrong|you are 200% wrong]], faggot. The admins really don't give a fuck about you or your account and nine out of ten times, appealed accounts usually stay banned. Should you [[fail|send them an email]], you'll get a reply from some message bot that doesn't even address you, or the ban on your account. The message is the same for all users who send appeal emails for their account. It's just a bunch of bullshit that reads something to the effect of: ''"Thank you for providing feedback about our moderation system. We have reviewed your ban and have decided that it will not be lifted, etc. etc."'' Many people then proceed to leave Roblox in utter rage, often accompanied by a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-P4cR-8V8w flounce video].

Also when [[YouTube|YouTubers]] that have their videos dead-fucking centered get banned from Roblox, the fickle and impressionable 10 year old fanbase gets super fucking butthurt mode, throwing rocks on Roblox HQ and taking everything off in public as if they are in a fucking revolt.

==Roblox Alternatives==

===Attempts by others===

In [[Lies|2009]], some fag "conceptualized" a game a lot like [[ROBLOX]], as in a complete ripoff. The result was ROBLOX's bastard child, the same thing, but even worse.

A similar shitwad called "BlockCommunity" was made in early 2010, and has been dead aside from some faggots, just go spam the forums with [[CP]], BlockCommunifags then complained about this article on their shitty forums. [http://blockcommunity.net/forum.php?action=list-posts&threadid=13046]. Posted in by all four of the people who use the site, who are the same kind of fags [[Facepalm|who abuse the term "troll" by using it whenever anyone posts anything they don't personally like]].

===Chinese cocksucking===

A greedy Jew-stuffed corporation, Roblox realized that they could suck enough [[Chink|Chinese]] cock and get money for it. The Jewblox owners decided that prostitution would be a great idea, so in 2021, they launched a second (and more Chow Mein-ish) version of the site in China, and named it LuoBuLeSi, but nobody gives a fuck about nerdy names, so everyone just caled it LuoBu. The Chinks were so excited to play the game that the website shut down literally shut down [[Fail|ONLY 7 FUCKING months later]] and promised everyone it would be back in 2024. Great job, dumbasses. Even the communists are pointing and laughing at you.

The [[Communism|CCP]], like the typical corrupt greedy ching-chongs they are, were aware that the creators of LuoBu were Jewish, meaning that they would do anything for money. After hours of having fun with tanks, the butthurt communists paid the retarded kikes into censoring anyone who dares to rightfully and relentlessly bully CCP for being a bunch of wimpy Asian pussies who can't tolerate any criticism. They would pay them off into banning anyone who would mock [[Mao Zedong|Meow "faggotfaced" Zedung]] or call [[Taiwan]] a country. If anyone from outside of China would try to join (actual fucking retards), they would be banned on sight.

Fun fact: Roblox was so confident that they literally just expected/[https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxndpx/revealed-documents-show-how-roblox-planned-to-bend-to-chinese-censorship WANTED] [[Tencent]], the two-faced sacks of shit who run Fortnite, to just copy the game. That's right, they were losing so much money they just wanted someone to just pirate the game. Cuckery.

After selling its asshole to the Chinese black market, LuoBu shut down after 7 months because Asians could care less about them. The Shekelgrabbers got all the money they wanted so now they could leave. After shutting the site down, Roblox realized people didn't miss LuoBu at all. Upon realizing that the Chinese weren't caring as much as they expected, Roblox gave up and deleted 5 million LuoBu accounts and called it a day.

Tl;dr: Jews bought Roblox, made sick trade deals with China, lost all their money by making a godawful ripoff of Roblox, and [[Quit|gave up/quit]] like a bitch.

== See Also ==
*[[Mariozplaze]], [[Fail|yes he even has a RoCocks account]].
*[[Microsoft]]
*[[Windows]]
*[[TheGamerLand]]
*[[AtWar]]
*[[Blockland]]
*[[Minecraft]]

== Links ==
*<s>[http://truthofroblox.wikia.com/wiki/Roblox_Truth_Wiki Encyclopedia Dramatica, Roblox Edition]</s> DEAD
*[[Roblox/Copypasta|Roblox Copypasta story]]
*<s>[http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=25863061 The ROfags' reaction to this article.]</s>, FORUMS GOT BALEETED
*[http://www.roblox.com/ Main site if you're curious].
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yB7BSNQstU Roblox on Jewtube]
*[http://blog.roblox.com/ Update news, mainly just consists of virtual clothing that people freak out over because they can't afford it.], [[shit nobody cares about]]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?l0zn0q53mm2 Some guy archived a lulzy spam thread]
*[http://youtube.com/user/Fleskhjerta Fleskhjerta's youtube channel]
*[http://twitter.com/Shedletsky The main admin's twitter.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/XiaoXiaoMan1123 XiaoXiaoMan's JewTube Channel]

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<th>Type</th><td>Gayming</td>
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<th>Released</th><td>[[2006]]; ([[2004]]: [[shit no one cares about|private alpha]])</td>
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<th>Website</th><td>[https://www.roblox.com/ www.roblox.com]</td>
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<th>Key People</th><td>David Baszucki John Shitletsky Erik Casserole[[dead|&dagger;]]</td>
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<th>Slogans</th><td>"If you can imagine it, you can build it." "Be anything, Build anything." "[[Stupid|Powering Imagination]]"</td>
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<th>Location</th><td>[[OTI]]</td>
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<th>Headquarters</th><td>San Mateo, [[California]]</td>
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<th>Industry</th><td>[[Vidya games]]</td>
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[[Image:Rococks_sucks.png|thumb|What everyone thinks.]]
[[Image:RobloxGoatse.jpg|thumb|Rococks Goatse.]]
[[Image:Brodie.jpg|thumb|Typical Rococks player.]]
[[Image:FurryWanker.jpg|thumb|Another fucking [[furry]]. at least most of them are banned.]]
[[Image:ZzzDecentCframe.png|thumb|An example of CFraming on Roblox.]]
[[Image:Great_spelling.png|thumb|A great example of how superior the mod's spelling is.]]
{{quote|ROBLOX. [[Lie|IT'S FREE!!!!1!1!]]|The Jews of Rococks in search of money.}}

'''{{PAGENAME}}''' (also known as '''Dynablox''', '''Shitblox''', '''Gayblox''', '''Gooblox''', '''Rococks''' and a whole plethora of other [[shit]]) is a shitty [[Lego]] knockoff made in [[2005]] by a few [[Jews]]. Given how autistic the platform truly is, and its allure to autistic children, it should come as no surprise that 99% of the people who interact with it are fucking retarded. The "objective" of Rococks is to make [[bomb|cool shit]], but since doing so requires having a brain in your fucking skull, this is a goal that is, and forever will be, unattainable by the shitcocks cummunity. Instead what you'll see is perpetual stealing of game assets that the .01% of the community created, spam to hoax/CP/[[warez]] sites to get [[free]] Rocucks, and nauseatingly designed games that have been fine tuned to milk as much of the aforementioned Rocucks out of you.

If the default Roblox experience isn’t fucking you hard enough, you can also subscribe to the [[Scam|overpriced premium membership]].

==The Community==
[[Image:Roblox Best Comment.PNG|thumb|Referring to the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUcIG4VnzaI death sound effect].]]

The community is composed mainly of 10-12 year olds, although the game was designed for 8-18 year olds, "[[trolls]]", [[Columbiners]], and [[Jailbait|online daters.]] With this combination of people, the result is a very cancerous gaming community that is not that great.

==="Hackers" and Spammers===

The kids in the game think they're so funny by spamming their sad attempts at forcing memes all over the [[forums]] that [[Roblox]] removed in 2017, and pretending to be [[script kiddy|"hackers"]] who will take over Roblox and hack your account, or some shit. However, this "hacking" they speak of is nothing more than using ''Cheat Engine'' to insert giant penises in sword fighting games. If you piss them off they will [[empty threat|threaten to hack your account]], even though these kids wouldn't know code even if it came up behind them and started to [[rape]] them [[goatse|up the ass]]. These are the same kids who spam links to their shitty places all over the site with the hope of getting place visits, all the while not realizing that [[nobody gives a fuck]] about them, or their shitty places.

==="Trolls" on Roblox===
The "trolls" on Roblox are not really trolls at all, but rather dumb little kids who don't even know what trolling is, or even how to execute it properly. As with most of the kids on this game, they think spamming [[ASCII]] images of [[Hitler]] and [[nigger]] will lower them to [[b/|/b/'s]] standards, as seen on the [[Roblox#Forums|cesspool forums]], before they got nuked by the [[tyrants|staff]]. What usually happens is 1) an admin gets butthurt/offended and, 2) lays down the [[banhammer]], ending the kid's [[fail|"trolling spree"]] immediately. As Roblox has no way of detecting [[sockpuppet]] accounts, they simply create alternate accounts and resuming what they were doing before they got banned.

===Rapists, Sexual Predators, and Everyone Else Who Plays The Game===
Aside from the failtrolls, stupid prepubsencent fucks, and [[hackers on steroids|"hackers"]], the rest of the community are 60 year old predators who want to groom and fuck children, whether online or [[IRL]].

The online daters (often referred to by the community as [[overdose|"ODers"]]) are [[sick fucks]] who [[gay|"roleplay" as a couple]], pretend to kiss, have [[sex]], etc. with their in-game characters. Rarely, some of them of them are 60-year-old internet predators who spend most of their time attempting to [[Chris Hansen|bait little kids online]] and fulfil their sick-ass sexual fantasies with [[children]], but most of them are horny 10 year old boys who have nothing better to do. According to the Rococks Community Rules and Guidelines, online dating is against the rules, yet this "rule" never ever seems to be enforced. Truth be told, people rarely get banned for online dating, even though it's a bannable offense on Roblox's terms.

[[Truth|Roblox admins don't care that there is this predator problem on their platform]] and even banned predator hunters, which made them get [[LOLsuit|sued]] by the state of [[Louisiana]] and made [[Chris Hansen]] himself to come out of his retirement to participate in a documentary exposing Roblox.

[[Image:Join the ROBLOX club.jpeg|thumb|center|480px]]

===Games===
Since Roblox is a building game, you'd probably think that the people on the site make cool shit out of Lego bricks, right? Wrong. The Roblox community is terrible with building and coding, and will often copy something decent that somebody else has made in order to gain [[attention whore|attention]] from their fellow community. These stolen versions of games seemingly get more attention and exposure than the original versions. Rarely, something of quality is created; however, it usually doesn't get noticed at all by anyone of significance, considering that it's usually buried under several copies of Welcome to the town of Robloxia.

{{frame|[[File:Roblox Floating Dick.png|720px]] <center>'''Roblox - What will YOU build?'''</center>|border=black|margin=auto}}

Popular games include:

*'''Jailbreak''' - More of a GTA V ripoff but with cops and robbers. Once you arrest a criminal, he or she will always fucking spam the words "Noob" or "Hacker" at you. Normally you will find too many 8 year olds who listen to loud rap music and furries in penguin outfits speed glitching with their fat bellies all over the map. After arresting criminals/camping in the prison to get '''''EZ xd''''' epic arrests, you can either kill yourself or become a criminal. Either option is boring and the game is overplayed and overrated. Sadly, at the time of writing, 15,000 kids are still playing the game, mostly because they're [[Mexico|Mexican]] coke-addicted children that don't know of better games, and therefore, Badimo, the shitty studio, makes more money from kids buying shitty gamepasses in the pay-to-win style of Jailbreak.
*'''Pinewood Computer Core''' - A nuclear reactor game that ended up fucking up the franchise the game was from. Spawned a load of shit reactor games by 2013. The game went from an exploring facility game to a reactor protection game using certain [[Rape|utilities]] the make the temperature go [[Bisexual|up or down]] to prevent a meltdown when occurred at 1200°. And then to random events like a fucking blackout, or a flood of [[Cum|plasma]].
*'''Innovation Inc. Labs''' - Game by madattak who claims he based it off of Pinewood when it barely has anything in common minus being a reactor game. Heavily criticized for being hard to play and being [[ugly]] as fuck.
*'''Phantom Forces''' - A somewhat decent blend-clone of FPS games sadly ruined by its [[autism|shit community]] and Dicksword server. It's [[ At least 100|at least 100 times]] less overrated than Jailbreak is. Also, use the COLT SMG 635 and run M9 as secondary. You'll thank me later. If you're too much of a [[faggot|newbie]] to have that, use the MP5K and M9. Later, the developers got exposed for liking pedophiles.
*'''MeepCity''' - A place that rips off both Club Penguin and ToonTown but with a special feature to invite you over sex parties. Removed when Roblox got caught by the BBC. ''ROBLOX ON CONVICT!''
*'''Work at a Pizza Place''' - This used to be about making and delivering pizza, but it's now about neglecting your job to just party in your house while the rest of the players, who are actually trying to play the game, suffer. It's even worse because if one person from the team is missing, the entire place goes to shambles, not unlike a freshly blown-up meth lab.
*'''Natural Disaster Survival''' - A game that teaches 11 year olds how to survive a tornado, volcano, tsunami, acid rain, and what not. Is there a blizzard coming? Go to higher ground. Is there a fire that's going out of control? Go to higher ground. Is there a tsunami coming? Go to - wait, that actually makes sense.
*'''Arsenal''' - A rip-off of the [[Counter Strike]] mod 'Gun Game' created by Rocock's shitty [[Valve|VALVe]] clone named ROLVe. The only redeeming quality is the fact that some of the weapons are creative and deviate from the "realistic" gameplay found in [[Counter Strike]].
*'''Bee Swarm Simulator''' - A game about collecting pollen and making honey with an army of virtual [[Bee Movie|bees]]. Most of the people that play this either have no life or because they’re bored whatsoever and often use macros to farm pollen for money.
*'''Pet Simulator''' - A series of games where you collect virtual pets you can trade for money or other rare pets. Everyone who plays this game has a gambling problem or a NFT problem.
*'''Welcome to Bloxburg''' or '''Bloxburg''' - A ripoff of the Sims where you can build your own house and work a shitty day job.
*'''Adopt Me''' - Like MeepCity but without sex parties. Every 8 year old girl plays this game at least once in their life along with Bloxburg.
*'''Mad City''' - Combines all the faults of Jailbreak with it being more of a Pay-To-Win piece of shit.
{{quote|"Users have a choice of over 8,000,000 (eight million) possible games to play, (based on number of users, as of 5-17-2010) varying in design from what the creators of the places want to make. Most of them are made from the free models."|Even Wikipedia acknowledges Roblox's lack of originality.}}

===Notable People===


[[File:RobloxCeoJew.png|thumb|Builderfaggot [[IRL]].]]
[[File:simbuilder charges .png|thumb|Simbuilder's charges.]]
[[File:John Shitletsky Jew.png|thumb|One of the (former) head Jews of Rococks, John Shitletsky.]]

*'''David Baszucki''' or ''' Builderman''' - The four-eyed, bumbling fool [[boss|founder and CEO]] of Shitblox. All of the money from Builders Club sales goes directly to him, should you be [[facepalm|stupid enough to buy it]]. As a typical Jew, he only gives a fuck about money, which is why Roblox turned to shit since around 2010.

*'''Erik Casserole (Erik Cassel)&dagger;''' - A former admin who died of [[cancer]]. Unsurprising, considering this is Roblox. Many people regard him as "the only good admin" of Roblox, while the rest are supposed idiots fucking up the site; the community even blamed Roblox's [[windows|shitty updates]] on Cassel's death.

*'''John Shedletsky''', '''Shitletsky''' or '''Telamoron''' - The former Uncreative Director of Rococks. He began working for Roblox in 2006 after he graduated from Stanford University, but eventually got bored with everything, so he resigned from Roblox in 2013 to [[shit that will never happen|start his own company]]. This faggot also decided to change his name from "Telamon" to his real-life surname, Shedletsky, for unknown reasons. What's most likely the reason for this is he wanted to look intelligent among Roblox's retarded community, but it only just made him look like more of a self-obsessed faggot with a too much [[USI]]. He had a record

*'''Jack Hendrix''', '''JackInTheBlox''' ([[Powerword]]: Jack DeVries) - Former Rococks admin, [[faggot]] and [[sick fuck]]. Ran a [[tumblr]] page where he uploaded fetish porn, furry porn and nude photos of himself in the desert. Now he works for Fandom and IGN like the stupid fag he is. Used to stream on Roblox's official [[Twitch]] page. Was mentioned in Reuben Sim's lawsuit.

*''' XiaoXiaoMan''' - The supposed [[AVGN]] of Roblox. He is in his 20s and plays a game intended for 7-9 year olds. He owns a YouTube channel that contains a bunch of shitty rant videos protesting Roblox updates, a Roblox game-reviewing series called "Raging Roblox Reviewer", as well as several shitty [[Gmod]] animation videos intended to be [[funny]] to his audience. Once shat on a little girl's dreams over some place review bullshit.

*'''SharpTH''' - A [[fat]] Jew who makes semi-shitty videos and boring places. Made the first version of this article, which was a giant rage-fest.

*'''[[nigger|Julius Coles]]''' - A nigger who steals shit and claims it as his own, like any other nigger. His favorite place is ''Welcome to the town of Robloxia'' so he stole it and renamed it "The different town of Robloxia" which gained over 5,000,000 visits from Roblox's ever-so-gullible userbase. Niggerus Coles also has a YouTube channel where he rants about Roblox and his boring life. Claims that he wants all the Roblox admins to get cancer, despite that [[truth|he fucking loves Roblox]].

*'''JaredValdez''' - [[Fact|The biggest source of rectal inflation and AIDS in Roblox]]. He often spends his time jacking off to anime and listening to [[Gangman Style|over-rated pop music]]. He copies any place the fucktard population of Roblox enjoy and he makes videos of him assaulting a box of Cheerios with his ass. He cannot code, in even simple shitty RBLX Lua. He is currently in a happy fag relationship with [http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=4339333 Professor G. Ai. Niggertits].

*'''MSE6'''{{muslim}} - A retarded [[Mudslime]] known as [[powerword|"Anna"]] in real life, and possibly the most hated admin on Rococks at one point. Used to give out bans to users like fuck, and earned the ire of the community. One day, she [[murder|suddenly disappeared without a trace...]]

*'''Arthur Sergeevich Trusov''', or '''WhoToTrus''' - An accessory designer, controversial for uploading fursuits and [https://www.roblox.com/catalog/5277679083/The-Transitioning-Concoction HRT] to the catalog. Unsurprisingly, he was caught in sexual roleplay servers on [[Discord]] with minors, where he discussed such things as anal training kits, having gay sex both in public and at furry conventions. Perhaps even more unsurprisingly, he never faced any repercussions from Roblox, and to this day remains part of their selective UGC program.

*'''Arnold Castillo''', '''Jadon Shedletsky''' or '''DoctorRofatnik''' - Developed a [[Sonic]] game, and pretended to be the brother of former admin John Shedletsky in order to groom children. Despite being publicly exposed several times, Roblox kept him on their payroll until he was [https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdin/pr/new-jersey-man-federally-charged-enticement-minor-and-interstate-transportation-minor arrested for abducting an underage girl] he met on their site. He is currently serving life in prison with [[Bubba]] for his crimes.

*'''Austin Reuschle''' or '''Nimblz&dagger;''' - Non-binary faggot who made a [https://www.roblox.com/games/2747834912/Eg shitty game about being an egg] and a couple other unremarkable games before [[An hero|logging off Roblox (and life) forever]].

*'''Mikhail Olson''' or '''Simbuilder''' - [[Batshit Insane]] Roblox Developer that made a [https://www.roblox.com/games/171391948/Sides-Vehicle-Simulator shitty Forza clone] before going completely insane by smoking insane amounts of [[DMT]]. He showed up to RDC 2023 and was arrested almost immediately for [[Trying Too Hard|showing up with a goddamn gun in his car]], Possibly trying to be the Roblox [[William Atchison|Couch Cuck]], His game is nothing more than a buggy pile of shit that will never see any updates due to him being [[Fail|permabanned from Roblox]] and is currently facing up to 5 years of [[Rape|goatseating]] from [[Bubba]] FREE LMAO.

===Roblox "YouTubers"===
Oh boy, you thought this shit was over? No. Some people were fucking retarded enough to make a YouTube living off of this garbage. Here are some examples of such JewTubers:
*'''Flamingo/AlbertsStuff''' - Greasy dyke faggot who thinks making their avatar look like shit is pure [[Lies|comedy.]] Used to swear but doesn't now because [[Pussy|god forbid YouTube lets anyone cuss in a video for ad revenue.]] He also has some fucking shit memes that nobody except of course his fanbase and mentally disabled childrens thinks is funny, like "CHILL", "YO TENGO" (Wow so fucking funny! "I have" in spanish is COMEDY EVERYONE!), "FELIPE" and many more AIDS. He thinks he is a troll because he gets admin commands (or buys to get them) in places. His fanbase is also bad if not worse than Roblox itself. When their god gets called out they will resort to calling them "NOOB" or childish insults.
*'''KonekoKitten''' - Another cunt that also complains about Roblox/YouTube's changes and nothing else. He complains and complains and [[Sad|relies on Roblox for his life and income.]] Got exposed for being a [[pedophile]] and then [[Flounce|took a break from youtube]].
*'''Nathorix/Nattie Forsyth''' - Instead of getting a job at a local McDonalds, this sad excuse of a human instead (like the idiots before him) decided to entertain a bunch of kiddies on this shit platform. Also complains about Roblox updates. He is also a tranny and known pedophile.
*'''InquistorMaster''' - A [[16-year-old girl]] who also relied on Roblox for his crappy YouTube channel. She used to suck cock online (not IRL because she will never ever get one in real life) and date with kids also, clickbaited and she continues to play Roblox much like anyone on Roblox does; and still sucks cock to this day, online.
*'''DenisDaily''' - Another faggot (comparable to Poke) who also gets chased by his autistic fanbase. Also clickbaits, steals videos from other creators and much more.
*'''Remainings''' - Yet another retard-faggot-combo who complains about Roblox updates and makes videos just on Roblox; and nothing else because that's what his fanbase only wants. Much like all fanbases here, he will get usually chased by fanboys freind requesting him.
*'''Greenlegocats123''' - A fucking preacher or the [[Alex Jones]] of Roblox. Constantly bitches about Online Dating, and that they are pedophiles, and the fact that Roblox doesn't do shit for Jew Gold. When in fact nobody gives a single shit. Complains about Roblox updates and "trolls" in various places by replacing the music with various sound effects and music so he doesn't get claimed. Also makes conspiracy videos about Online Dating and whatever with Kevin Macleod music so the kid watching it gets tension as if it is the next Ring movie.
*'''Ruben Sim'''{{nazi}} - Roblox's biggest attention whore. Like Greenlegocats, most of his videos consist of him obsessively A-Logging furries or irrelevant Roblox developers [[Delusional|who he thinks are pedophiles]], Ruben Sim's furry hate is obsessive even by ED standards. One day he got [[permabanned]] from Roblox for his faggotry and decided to make it his entire personality.

If you like or are a fan of any of these YouTubers at some point then [[WTF|what the fuck is wrong with you?]]

===Unabashed Degeneracy===

[[File:Roblox_Catalog_Sexuality_Flags.png|thumb|Roblox now allows people to submit these flags items into a catalog page. Are these people seriously mentally ill?]]
[[File:Roblox Powering Imagination.png|thumb|Have you ever became a waste of sperm? just remember that the people who played "Scented Con" games exist.]]

Oh, did we mention that the platform basically now has places where teens and kids can [[cybersex|have sexual intercourse with their characters]]? These have become known as "Scented cons". Similarly, Roblox has its own new style from the community where people dress up as [[13-year-old boys|slenders]] and [[12-year-old girls|C&P]] (specifically, children [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|trying to act gangsters and sluts]]), which is said by many that most of them online date and that can be described as a monkey fucking a fish. To make matters [[worse than hitler|worse]], there's a shit ton of discord servers related to Roblox that started appearing on [[Discord|Pisscord]] which had to with trading [[CP|nudes]] for Robux currency. Can it get any worse? Imagine how the platform started out by building shlongs into a dating platform itself. From now on, Roblox will remain a dating site for children rather than a time-wasting game.

However, the [[retards|community]], which was made up of 12-year-olds acting like obstinate people, wanted to bring Roblox back to where it was. This is odd, considering they're the ones that have fucked up the platform ever since Erik Cassel died from cancer. The people who said it were definitely users who started two years ago or children who had an unhealthy obsession with wars.

===Events===
Every year since 2011, Rococks has been hosting these summer events to attract more faggots to their shitty online game. There was nothing out of the ordinary about these events; all they did was talk about the next shitty updates they were going to add to their already-shitty game. It also costed a fuckload of real-life money to travel to them, which is why hardly anybody did.

They had six main events so far, including:

*'''Roblox Rally 2011''' - Their first ever real life event, hosted in [[San Francisco]] at the Exploratorium. It was just another piece of shitty Rococks [[propaganda]] that the admins used just to attract more faggots to join their shitty site. There's not really much to say about it other than it was just a big waste of time and money.
*'''Roblox Game Conference 2012''' - Another shitty event, this time it was hosted in Santa Clara, California at the Convention Center. If you bought one of their passes between February 17 and May 14, you got a water bottle and a shitty T-shirt, and a shitty virtual weapon. Again, there was nothing to see.
*'''Bloxcon 2013''' - Possibly their biggest real life shitstorm of an event yet. This event was hosted in three separate areas all in one time frame, as well as they had a "virtual Bloxcon", which was possibly the shittiest of all. It may be the only good event they hosted, but that's highly unlikely considering the severity of the autism of the admins.
*'''Roblox Film Festival 2013''' - A complete shitstorm of lulz and drama. Basically, all you had to do was make a shitty Rococks video with the ''Unregistered Hypercam 2'' logo in the top left-hand corner and then shove it right into the admins' submission box faster than they can take a shit. Nobody actually put much effort into making these so called "movies" whatsoever, and as with the usual nature of Roblox, many players resorted to stealing and copying other peoples' videos and claiming them as their own. There were a few people; however, that managed to get the shitty prize at the end, although their movies were just as shitty as most of the others.
*'''2014 Tour''' - Another fucking event that only showed how burned-out the admins were from last year. How this worked was a few major cities across America would host an exhibiting event known as the Maker Faire. Roblox would have a stake somewhere in this and they would have their own "booth" in the Maker Faire in many of these cities, which required eight people to run. According to the site's shitty blog, if 25 people attended a booth in the Maker Faire, a retarded staff member will show up. This event was nothing out of the ordinary, and nor did it have anything worth seeing, as will most Rococks events.
*'''Virtual Bloxcon 2014''' - Just another shitty online Cockscon. The only difference between this one and the other one was that VB 2014 was online for the whole convention. The admins even recorded it on their shitty [[Twitch]] channel for all to see just how stupid and pointless the whole thing was. Other than the time frame, there's really no difference between the two.

==How Roblox Earns Moneyz==

===Catalog Items===
You pay for these with Roblox's e-currency, known as "ROBUX". Most of the stuff in the game is completely overpriced, with a very few no actual good items.

The item types are:

*'''Hats''' - A piece of shit you wear on your head. [[Team Fortress 2|Sound familiar]]? Most of them are shit that shouldn't have been created in the first place. The only good hats are the Dominus hoods; however, those cost a fuck ton of Robux, and are Limited.
*'''Gear''' - A bunch of shitty knick-knack items that you can't even use in most games. These range from [[gun|powerful weapons]], to useless shit such as "bubble gum" and Easter baskets. No kidding. Of course, the only good weapon is the Darkheart, which does a shit-ton of damage and sometimes even kills in one hit. However, it's a Limited item which means you're never getting your fucking hands on it because [[retards|people]] are selling it for 999,999,999 ROBUX just to show it off. Funny, considering that the original price was only 2000 ROBUX.
*'''Faces''' - Transparent decals on your face that change the way it looks. Very overpriced for what you actually get. The only good one is the Awesome Face, but requires you to connect your Rococks account to your [[Failbook]] account, and show everyone what a fag you are for playing Rococks.
*'''T-shirts''' - Same as faces, but on your front torso. Free users can make them, but not sell them. If Roblox gives free accounts any privileges, this would be the only one.
*'''Shirts and pants''' - Textures for your character. Most of them look like thot outfits and gay supreme hoodies. You'll find tons of this shit being cloned and resold at the catalog because kids that spam them with their cheap bots are nothing but money-hungry cucks. Only BC users can make them, let alone sell them.
*'''Packages''' - Changes the 3D body shape of your character. Now with a shitty Rthro line of packages, which look super fucking ugly and are rarely used for legitimate avatars, also so called "trolls" try to look funny by buying the Penguin because that is comedy AM I RITE?
*'''Animation Packs''' - Sets of animations that change the way your ugly Lego character moves but can only be equipped with R15.
*'''Rthro''' - Roblox's shitty attempt at creating anthropomorphic avatars. Since they are from Roblox, they all look ugly and out of place with Roblox's equally ugly block æsthetic.

{{quote|[[wat|If you live on 4chan, Santa will find you.]]|Santa for all Seasons hat}}

Telamon decided to add [[4chan]] to a description of a hat to fuck with the heads of users, which caused a complete shitstorm of "OMG /b/ IS GOING TO DYSTROI ROBLOXSZ". It has been reported that [[Church of Fudge|RT]] and [[goatse|OT]] of the forums are going to "fight back against 4chan", even though most /b/tards probably don't know what the fuck "ROBLOX" is and don't give a damn. This just shows that the community takes a small joke and makes it a shitstorm of lulz and drama.

===Subscriptions===

In August 2007, Builders club was introduced, along with more shitty features that [[do not want|nobody even wanted]] to begin with. When it was first introduced, everyone lost all of their Robux and went into an intense rage, demanding that the admins revert the update. The admins, being as fucktarded as they are, failed to listen to their userbase requests and went along with it anyway. In [[2008]], the original BC was the only type of premium membership available, with the addition of Turbo Builders Club in 2009. They also introduced another premium membership type, this time "Outrageous Builders Club", which was completely insane and unreasonable, with its ridiculous features that [[nobody|very few people]] will ever use. Eventually, ROBLOX [[Bullshit|did the right thing]] and introduced a generic premium system in place of Builders Club.

==The Forums==

<center>/!\ oy vey the mods shut down the forums because the admins knew the forums were a complete cesspool in the first place /!\</center>

[[Image:PostCountBig.jpg|thumb|left|This does not apply to the Roblox Forum.]]
[[Image:Alalala.png|thumb|A typical thread on the roblox forums.]]
[[Image:Roblox_on_Cancer.png|thumb|The WWC forum is currently developing cancer.]]
[[Image:PENORPOST.JPG|thumb|Typical forum thread.]]
[[Image:Typicalrobloxthread.PNG|thumb|Example of 10 year old kids thinking they're cool for talking about dicks.]]
[[Image:Robloxbritfag1.png|thumb|A typical post from a britfag who forums on Roblox, [[Irony|notice he has less than 1200]] posts.]]
[[Image:Typicalfag.png|thumb| Typical shitty troll thread on the forums.]]

{{quote|[[George Lopez|The next time you see me, you will see a fist with me as well. 5 seconds later, BAM. Then you'll wake up, BAM. YOU'LL WAKE UP AGAIN, BAM. I'll keep doing it over again until you stop waking up.]]|butthurt faggot after being trolled}}

The forums the biggest source of cancer and AIDS on Rococks. This shithole is home to some of the biggest retards on the site. Forums are broken down into sections, and several sub-sections that are spammed constantly by newfags who try to force memes and so called "trolls" who try to act cool. They are notorious for online dating, flame wars, spam, and [[internet sissy fights]]. Usually, when such events occur, the admins are forced to intervene and ban anyone who posts in these threads as a result.

=== Forum Sections===
* '''Roblox Talk (RT)''' - Faggots who think they are the "[[4chan]] of ROBLOX" when they are just a shitty OT ripoff. They don't even talk about Roblox. Whiny cunts who care about the latest hats or the scrotum of the moderators, trying to suck their dicks or underaged cunts as soon as possible to get twenty different hats while you can get a REAL hat. They mostly show off their stupid ass free modeled places and call "RT parties" when they don't know the meaning of "party" and to make themselves feel better.
* '''Let's Make a Deal (LMaD)''' - A bunch of crunk prostitutes who will pay anything, including their virginity, just to make a little virtual fucking money. Usually, they get scammed and get fuck all. Anyone with half a brain would be able to detect these scams that the Roblox community seemingly always falls for. This forum is filled with Builders club members who waste their real life money on a fucking virtual game just to improve their slutty looking characters with ZOMG! Expensive hats! *3xpl0d3s* Too bad IT'S JUST FUCKING PIXELS! These autistic trannies are all fucking minimods.
* '''Off-Topic (OT)''' - You're going to get the worst fucking kind of cancer on the planet if you even step foot here. The forum section that is the best for trolling full of lolcows, furries, niggers, Asians, and even KKK. A bunch of fucking [[children|newfag trolls]] try to patrol the place as the actual redeeming feature, the [[wannabe|GOOD]] trolls, come in and fail troll everyone, making this place the shit of Roblox (shit of shit). Fags who post here use the [[over 9000|shittiest]] [[milhouse|memes]] [[My Little Pony|the]] [[lazor|internet]] has ever been able to offer. Has been slightly redeemed ever since they started [[ban]]ning PewDieCry's butt-buddies and any mention of the unholy [[faggot]] from the forum.
* '''Role-playing Forum ([[Rape|RP]])''' - The biggest furry orgy on the site. Everyone here is either a furry, emo, twi-fag or all of the above.
* '''Clans & Guilds (C&G)''' - Basically the flaming [[shit|HQ]] of ROBLOX. Everyone here is either banned, or is going to be within a month. However, C&G, along with scripers is probably the only two most idiotic forums on ROBLOX. Basically, the people there have an IQ lower than 10 and are full of hypocrites.
* '''Forum [[rule 34|34]] (ID=34)''' - A bunch of homosexual fish came in and started 'sploring the forum section. After a while, they found this forum, and released it to RT and OT. The admins got butthurt and 14 or 7 day ban all the people who posted here. This forum has nothing to do with [[Rule 34]], because everyone on this site has chlamydia, and are pre-pubescent little children with assburgers.
* '''World Wide Chat (WWC)''' - Consists of little kids who think they're cool for swearing in another language on the forum. The place that all the niggers, pollocks, spics and shitskins hang out. Quite like the Blue Oyster. Mainly involves self-important [[americunts]] and enraged [[britfags]] fighting over which tectonic plate their ass rests on.
* '''Scripters''' - Possibly the only fucking people in the shitty site (besides Clans & Guilds) who have IQ's lower than 10, considering "10" is the smallest possible unit above an infinitely negative value.

'''<big>All the other forums are [[Shit_Nobody_Cares_About|shit nobody cares about]] and aren't listed.</big>'''

{{morphquote|forumquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|Get out.|Orobos, some fucking douche with over 10,000 posts and 10,001 less lives than that.
|lol dragon ball dumbshits ftw!!!|Spydeman340. Some kid who whined about his [[shit|RS]] account being hacked to the almighty brother of Orobos, that dumb kid in the quote above.
|dont'n maka fun of dyleicx pepleo!|orangecorn10, a dyslexic 12 year old kid.
|Stop being mean to Anna just because [[Lies|you're not as cool as her.]]|LunaScamander, Anna200's lesbo lover.
|You cyber [[Engrish|bully'd]] a mod like a little wimp. And now, she quit. Who cares if she hated communism. It's an opinion, and you guys have to shove it down each other's throats. Honestly, it's pretty freaking pathetic. Now that I think about it, maybe it would be a good thing if OT ended up getting deleted.|MrRetextureGuy, a faggot who is commonly considered superior in arguments by only himself.
|you people are a enemy to me so i quit but not forever.|A retarded queef whose name isn't worth mentioning.
|[[Lies|Your account is mine tomorrow T^T.]]|This is commonly said by anime-fags who threaten to hack peoples worthless accounts.
|great story tell it again.|conerkorod, a fag forumer.
|whats your best mario kart score? last? HAHAH get served.|LeeGrant72hd, a faggot who calls himself mature.
|You aren't an OTer if you don't have as much posts as me and didn't join before me!|Vunro, <s>some dumbass</s> [[Fag|Faggot]]. Oh, wait, he got deleted, yay.
|In 10-20 years, you guys will have fun playing your "[[Shit|roblox]]", when [[bullshit|I actually have a life]] and you pieces of DIRT STILL PLAY [[Shit|ROBLOX]]!!!!!!!!!!!|Some mentally retarded 10 year old that OD's
|[[Butthurt|NO IM NOT PERMA BANND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]|FastPager200, the dumbest and most butthurt user to ever exist.
|Re:Ported|A Typical [[jewish]] forumer.
}}

===Incidents on the forum===

*In June 2013, a user named "Raychel1010" posted a topic about why people hated her on the forums. Because of this, it caused a massive [[Lulz|chimpout]] on the forums.
*On July 18, 2015, two users named "Tzah"{{jew}} and "vampire" made clickbaits about Russia bombing the US, in which one of them said that he saw war jets fly by his house and the other saying that he saw a Russian plane landing to the ground with troops coming out of it.
*On January 5, 2017, a faggot named "michaellyers8" posted a picture of two of his guns and the coordinates to a high school in Texas, saying that he was going to shoot up his school on April 20, 2017 (the 18th anniversary of [[Columbine]]).
*In late May 2017, a neo-Nazi aspie named "PlanetMofo"{{atheist}} trolled the forums, got banned multiple times, and made other accounts such as "Kid2040" and "PattiMayonnaiseDoug".
*Apparently, some douchebag by the name of Lobolego committed suicide because of the forum. His butthurt girlfriend who misses his rape so, Fuzzyperson, is apparently saddened by that, so she ragequit and got laughed at my moar retards. What a bitch.

===Off topic/World Wide Chat and the Roblox Wikia===
When the polifags of World Wide Chat and the fucktards of Off-Topic found out there was a [[Wiki]] about their useless game, most of them shat bricks and started vandalising the wikia, in a shitty attempt to be funny. Half of them were IP banned from the site, so they can't fuck it up any more. None of them even know what a fucking proxxy is.

But [[you]], however, are already addicted to your computer since its like god to you. And you're reading ED. Why not vandalize the Roblox wikia yourself?
[http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/ROBLOX_Wiki]

PROTIP: Add ASCII images of Hitler to pages about moderators

==Trolling on Roblox==
Due to Roblox's [[underage|young and immature]] community, trolling is very easy. As many little kids take the game so [[the internet is serious business|seriously]], pissing them off is easier than making porn.

===Game Trolling===

*See two people online dating? Say that the "girl" is a guy, for there are [[no girls on the internet]]. The guy, and the other guy will get [[butthurt]].
*Call everyone a [[n00b]].
*Spawnkill. People will then try to [[crybaby|report you]] and spam [[leetspeak|"0MG H4CKER!!1!1"]] in the chat.
*Insert a giant penis with the word "nigger" on it in insert games.
*Find the most OP weapons on the server and ass ræp everyone.
*Look at the groups that one of the faggots in the server your are in. If they are in any large groups like FEAR (First Encounter Assault Ræp) then say you are a high rank in that group and you will demote them unless they do whatever you say.
*Make swastikas on building games.
*Say that Roblox is filled with autistic, fatass and unproductive people who will never do something productive in real life.
*Tell everyone to go to this page. Watch as people start reading 3 sentences, get butthurt and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|try to get rid of it]].
*Say that the Pal Hair (or bacon hair as all the Robloxfags call it) is better than every other hat in the catalog. Watch as every faggot that spent their ROBUX on virtual shit get butthurt and will try to prove you wrong.
*If you get admin on a shitty game or joined a free admin game, abuse the absolute shit out of it. Kill, fling, blind, strobe everyone as much as possible before some faggot higher rank than you catch on to what you are doing (because they are a gigantic faggot) and fuck you up.
*In roleplaying games, say that online daters will never find actual girls in real life. Watch every retard get insanely butturt.
*Say that Roblox ripped off Lego. Everyone will get butthurt.
*Say that people that keep playing Roblox are sad losers and will never do anything productive in their lives. Watch as everyone will get butthurt and say that it is for ""fun"". No it's not, retard, for fun there is porn.
*On building games, say that everyone's buildings are shit. Everyone will become butthurt and try to find as many insults to throw on you.
*On building games, destroy someone's shitty building while someone other than you is near it. Watch as the two faggots start arguing.
*Swear on games. To do this you can space out the word, use alternatives or change the letters a bit to not get your message hashtagged. E.g. "YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL NIGHARZ" or "FUHXCK ALL YOU NOOBS LOL".
*<s>On tycoon games, use [[Cheating|Cheat Engine]] to change everyone's money to 0.</s> Since Rococks Developers are so afraid of the concept of [[Skript kiddie|Exploiting Software]], they patch it 24/7 to make sure NO LEET HACKING RUINS THE LIVES OF PEOPLE IN SERVERS.
*Use unpatched exploiting tools to make all the faggots on your server complain.
*Spam in chat things like "DEATH TO NIGHARZ & JEWS"
*Call a Roblox YouTuber gay or a nighar or whatever insult in chat. Watch as butthurt people start building up defending their gods.
*Say that groups have no purpose other than being a fucking waste. People from FEAR or teh United States Roblox Group or every group will get butthurt.

===Group Trolling===

*Do you have promotion/demotion powers? Demote everyone to the lowest rank and watch the owner [[shit bricks]].
*Do you have exile powers? Exile everyone in the group.
*Go to UCR and say you have a good idea for a new logo. The members will get butthurt and say you're destroying clan history.
*Go to RAT and say "Sorry, black and white cant be added to the rainbow, I know how much you guys love both". You may want to spam this, because RAT high ranks take this game seriously.
*Go to FEAR and say that SONIC uses free models. The members will then get insanely butthurt.
*Go to WIJ and say that they caused [[WWII]], as the owner is German.
*Steal an ownerless group, change all rank names to *insert name here* sucks, add the name of player to description, check manual approval, kick all members, and leave the group.
*Find a group that allows non-members to post comments to the wall. Say the group sucks and tell everyone to go [[kill yourself|kill themselves]].
*Have admin powers at a group's place? Admin Abuse the fuck out of it like JC always did.
*Want to troll JC? Go to fort fang and spam "AA" with no end. Bonus points if other raiders join your spamming.

[[File:JEWS_DID_TRA.png|thumb|right|[[Jews did WTC|Jews did TRA, just like they did WTC]].]]

{{quote|This kids, is what goes on at ROBLOX HQ.|A typical Faggot}}

=== ROBLOxeS SUPA InFormATionaTive WIkI PAGE on TrOLLS ===
If you would like a good laugh head here [http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/Troll]

Here the Rofags Try their best to counter strike the Trolls and Ediots who deface their precious Fuck Buddy Roblox.

*A Pretentious Strike to the "young ruffians!" That Ruin our Wonderful Website! (NOTE, the 1337 Grammer)
{{quote|[[Good spelling|'A troll are known as]] the juvaniles of the internet.}}

They <s>Brainwash</s> "Advise" the Fans of ROcocks, that they are acting mature and calm about trolls rolling in
but as explained in the next section, the entire website falls into chaos and anarchy, the moment 4chan or any particular
Troll posts something.

*Believe your glorious leaders!, and you will be protected
{{quote|[[Liar|Since many forum trolls get banned on the spot]]}}

==Admin [[Fail|fails]]==

===IP Ban===

The admins [[NO|invented]] a [[old|new]] sup3r c00l [[list of sex moves|banning technique]] which totally fucking blocks the ass out of your IP address. The admins, being the dumbasses they are, didn't realize that this method had more holes in it than a dam made out of [[Semen|swiss cheese]]. Hopping onto a proxy and posting on the forums "HAHA MODS AIN'T GOT NUTHIN ON MY PROXIES" will make the admins [[shit bricks]] in utter fury. Seriously, try it. The admins, being desperate, will attempt to [[fail|fucking IP ban your proxy.]] Because there's only one proxy on the whole internet, obviously.

{{quote|Server Error

403 - Forbidden: Access is denied.
You do not have permission to view this directory or page using the credentials that you supplied.|too bad that won't last for long}}

===Poison Ban===

Poison is a bullshit IP ban where it blocks all your proxies. If you're really desperate, you can just goddamn change your IP and make the admins shit bricks.

{{quote|Poison 5/11/2010 2:45:11 PM sending furry porn images to info@roblox.com|this guy seems legit}}

===Roblox TV Commercials===
{|style="margin:0 auto"
|{{videoframe|robloxads|background:none; text-align:center;|font-weight:bold
|<youtube>SBXfQoDaOu4</youtube> Rococks' first video advertisement.
|<youtube>LHdA7Yc-8Rg</youtube> The second video advertisement.}}
|}

In the time-span of 2011-2012, ROCOCKS released two [[not|"TV commercials"]] to market their shitty game. Note that these shouldn't even be called TV commercials, considering that they never actually aired on real television. Following the release of these "commercials" several community members noticed the commercials weren't even filmed in Roblox, but were done using [[shooping]], [[vidya|video editing]] and green screen effects. The reason for this being is ROCOCKS was (and still is) too buggy to make a high quality advertisement and would likely lag up and crash if they tried to film in it. For the most part, the ads looked too good for a shitty game such as ROBLOX as most people on the site are terrible at building, ironically even the admins.

At the end of the first commercial, they say "IT'S FREE" when it's clearly not, at least if you want to have fun. This caused a lot of [[butthurt]] and [[rage]] among ROBLOX players, and there were even people who [[flounce|threatened to quit ROBLOX]] because of it, [[No|BECAUSE EVERYTHING ON COCKBLOX HAS AND WILL BE FREE AM I RIGHT?]]

===Downtime===

[[File:Roblox is down.png|thumb|center|1000px]]
<center>'''When the abomination finally comes to an end.'''</center>
To everyone's surprise, Roblox is [[shit nobody cares about|currently down]]. This could possibly mean (A) Many autists are still playing the game, which causes the server to crash (B). Roblox hasn't upgraded their servers in 10 years (C). Both of these were the reasons for causing this abomination to die. Of course, the closest answer to fit into this question is definitely C, because Roblox, of course, [[truth|wants your money]] from wasting time on playing simulators, seeing dumb shit that other children interact with the platform, and more. Apparently, Roblox's 13-year-old fanbase still acts like [[cry moar|cry-babies and wants to bitchfight Roblox for not fixing their server right]]. Boo-hoo!

If ROBLOX currently is down, then it's [[unrealistic expectations|everyone's dream come true]].

===Roblox Email===

The only thing that this email is useful for is for cussing out the dumbfuck moderators, and logging into spamming sites with. Below is an excellent example of this.

{{quote|MSE6 IS A PENIS LOVER YEAH YOU HEARD ME MSE6 IS A DAMN WHORE SHE SUCKED TELAMONS TINY PENIS LAST NIGHT TELAMON IS A GODDAMN JEW HES A FUCKING BITCH AND MSE6 FUCKED HIM CUZ SHE DOES EVERYTHING FOR DICKS SHES A SLUT SHE WAS IN BED WITH THAT LITTLE PEDOPHILE ASSHOLE BUILDERMAN AND MRDOOMBRINGER WAS STICKING HIS DICK INTO HOLYMAC'S MOUTH AND EJACULATING ALL OVER HER FACE WHILE REESEMCBLOX WAS WATCHING WITH HER RING FINGER UP HER VAGINA GOD DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING SICK HAVING ORGIES LIKE THIS I MEAN FUCKING SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL
MSE6 IS A BITCH|a [[Rage|disgruntled]] kid who repeats the same words in caps to [[internet tough guy|seem tough]]}}

One of the prime ways of trolling the hell out of the mods is doing anything fun, including emailing them [[crap]] such as:

Their email is [mailto:info@roblox.com info@roblox.com]. Go there and [[Shit|lay waste]] to their precious site. NOW.

[[Fail|If you for some reason have a Roblox account]], it is suggested you do this, as you cannot get [[banned]] for this.

===Roblox Ban Appeal===

[[Image:Chro_Came_To_Town.JPG|thumb|[[Fact|Admins suck at coming up with an excuse to ban people]]]]
If you get banned from ROBLOX, which [[fact|you likely will]], you can send the admins an "appeal" email if [[contesting your ban|you believe the ban was improperly placed]]. You may be thinking, "Hmmm. Maybe they will look into the ban, see it from my point of view, and lift it. I better send them an email." Well unfortunately, [[doing it wrong|you are 200% wrong]], faggot. The admins really don't give a fuck about you or your account and nine out of ten times, appealed accounts usually stay banned. Should you [[fail|send them an email]], you'll get a reply from some message bot that doesn't even address you, or the ban on your account. The message is the same for all users who send appeal emails for their account. It's just a bunch of bullshit that reads something to the effect of: ''"Thank you for providing feedback about our moderation system. We have reviewed your ban and have decided that it will not be lifted, etc. etc."'' Many people then proceed to leave Roblox in utter rage, often accompanied by a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-P4cR-8V8w flounce video].

Also when [[YouTube|YouTubers]] that have their videos dead-fucking centered get banned from Roblox, the fickle and impressionable 10 year old fanbase gets super fucking butthurt mode, throwing rocks on Roblox HQ and taking everything off in public as if they are in a fucking revolt.

==Roblox Alternatives==

===Attempts by others===

In [[Lies|2009]], some fag "conceptualized" a game a lot like [[ROBLOX]], as in a complete ripoff. The result was ROBLOX's bastard child, the same thing, but even worse.

A similar shitwad called "BlockCommunity" was made in early 2010, and has been dead aside from some faggots, just go spam the forums with [[CP]], BlockCommunifags then complained about this article on their shitty forums. [http://blockcommunity.net/forum.php?action=list-posts&threadid=13046]. Posted in by all four of the people who use the site, who are the same kind of fags [[Facepalm|who abuse the term "troll" by using it whenever anyone posts anything they don't personally like]].

===Chinese cocksucking===

A greedy Jew-stuffed corporation, Roblox realized that they could suck enough [[Chink|Chinese]] cock and get money for it. The Jewblox owners decided that prostitution would be a great idea, so in 2021, they launched a second (and more Chow Mein-ish) version of the site in China, and named it LuoBuLeSi, but nobody gives a fuck about nerdy names, so everyone just caled it LuoBu. The Chinks were so excited to play the game that the website shut down literally shut down [[Fail|ONLY 7 FUCKING months later]] and promised everyone it would be back in 2024. Great job, dumbasses. Even the communists are pointing and laughing at you.

The [[Communism|CCP]], like the typical corrupt greedy ching-chongs they are, were aware that the creators of LuoBu were Jewish, meaning that they would do anything for money. After hours of having fun with tanks, the butthurt communists paid the retarded kikes into censoring anyone who dares to rightfully and relentlessly bully CCP for being a bunch of wimpy Asian pussies who can't tolerate any criticism. They would pay them off into banning anyone who would mock [[Mao Zedong|Meow "faggotfaced" Zedung]] or call [[Taiwan]] a country. If anyone from outside of China would try to join (actual fucking retards), they would be banned on sight.

Fun fact: Roblox was so confident that they literally just expected/[https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxndpx/revealed-documents-show-how-roblox-planned-to-bend-to-chinese-censorship WANTED] [[Tencent]], the two-faced sacks of shit who run Fortnite, to just copy the game. That's right, they were losing so much money they just wanted someone to just pirate the game. Cuckery.

After selling its asshole to the Chinese black market, LuoBu shut down after 7 months because Asians could care less about them. The Shekelgrabbers got all the money they wanted so now they could leave. After shutting the site down, Roblox realized people didn't miss LuoBu at all. Upon realizing that the Chinese weren't caring as much as they expected, Roblox gave up and deleted 5 million LuoBu accounts and called it a day.

Tl;dr: Jews bought Roblox, made sick trade deals with China, lost all their money by making a godawful ripoff of Roblox, and [[Quit|gave up/quit]] like a bitch.

== See Also ==
*[[Mariozplaze]], [[Fail|yes he even has a RoCocks account]].
*[[Microsoft]]
*[[Windows]]
*[[TheGamerLand]]
*[[AtWar]]
*[[Blockland]]
*[[Minecraft]]

== Links ==
*<s>[http://truthofroblox.wikia.com/wiki/Roblox_Truth_Wiki Encyclopedia Dramatica, Roblox Edition]</s> DEAD
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Elon Musk

2025-06-02T00:55:12Z

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{{spoiler|he was doing so much ketamine it made him start pissing himself}}

[[File:ElonTroll.jpg|thumb|Elon Musk, CEO of TrollX.]]
[[File:Elon the furfag.jpg|thumb|Yiff in hell, furfag]]

'''Elon Musk''' is, surprisingly, not a brand of designer [[Rapefugee|cologne]] that [[expensive|costs $500]] and makes [[you]] smell like a [[Muslim|goat's ballsack]] for several months. Born in [[South Africa]] on June 28, 1971, '''[[Powerword|Elon Reeve Musk]]''' is a {{age|1971|06|28}}-year-old [[Rich|billionaire]] [[Donald Trump|entrepre]][[Attention whore|ttention whore]] and [[IRL]] supervillain who is basically the unholy bastard child of [[Al Gore]] and the [[alt-right]] and—much like [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|The Avatar]]—was born with the extremely rare ability to piss off both sides of the [[political]]/[[autism]] spectrum while barely even trying. He clipped the twitter bird's wings, then he/she/they/xe became an X. He let go several employees at the twatter/X headquarters and raped them goodbye.

As the CEO of '''[[Nikola Tesla|Tesla Motors]]''', Elon Musk was long believed to just be [[Greta Thunberg|another]] typical [[liberal]] [[tree hugger|treefucker]] who never shuts up about [[global warming]] and cries himself to sleep every single night while thinking about the hundreds of [[retarded]] [[dolphin]]s who kill themselves daily by sticking their heads through [[Coke|six pack rings]]. While it is true that Elon doesn't [[STFU]] about global warming, it is currently believed that he doesn't actually give a fuck about stupid shit like dolphin [[suicide]] or [[DACA|Mexican children who entered the United Stated illegally]].

Elon is also the founder and CEO of '''[[Space]]X''', a space travel company that he founded in [[2002]] with the intentions of colonizing [[Mars]] and then [[Genocide|annihilating]] the entirety of [[South Africa]] with [[Brianna Wu|high-velocity moon rocks]] to get revenge on [[Niglet|the people]] who bullied him during his youth for being a scrawny [[white]] [[pussy]] in South Africa.

{{quote|The father of Elon Musk, the billionaire tech entrepreneur, says it was “God’s plan” for him to have a baby with his own stepdaughter. Errol Musk, 72, described the 10-month-old baby boy he had with Jana Bezuidenhout, 30, as “exquisite”.

He married her mother Heide when Jana was four but told The Sunday Times he did not consider her to be his stepdaughter because she had been raised away from the family for long periods of time.|[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/03/25/elon-musks-father-has-baby-step-daughter-has-known-since-four/ chip off the old block?]}}

== Tesla Motors: Saving The World By Not Saving The World ==
[[File:ElectricCarLogic.jpg|thumb|SpaceX's business model in s nutshell]]
[[File:elon musk billionaire mindeset.jpg|thumb|right|How 2 be a sigma male Elon style]]
[[File:elon nazi salute.png|thumb|right|What a [[Retarded|special]] salute!]]

{{quote|At about 10 o’clock on Saturday evening, an angry Musk was examining one of the production line’s mechanized modules, trying to figure out what was wrong, when the young, excited engineer was brought over to assist him.

“Hey, buddy, this doesn’t work!” Musk shouted at the engineer, according to someone who heard the conversation. “Did you do this?”

The engineer was taken aback. He had never met Musk before. Musk didn’t even know the engineer’s name. The young man wasn’t certain what, exactly, Musk was asking him, or why he sounded so angry.

“You mean, program the robot?” the engineer said. “Or design that tool?”

“Did you fucking do this?” Musk asked him.

“I’m not sure what you’re referring to?” the engineer replied apologetically.

“You’re a fucking idiot!” Musk shouted back. “Get the fuck out and don’t come back!”|https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-tesla-life-inside-gigafactory/}}

{{quote|Enraged that a British cave diver called his idea to rescue the Thai soccer team for what it was — “a p.r. stunt [with] absolutely no chance of working” — Musk took to Twitter and called him a “pedo.”

Just like that, Tesla’s market value plummeted by $2 billion.

Musk has been in business since 2002. His stated goal is nothing short of transforming humanity through his products: his electric cars, space travel, and an underground high-speed Hyperloop system.

He has yet to succeed at anything but somehow spins every failure into proof of imminent success. His only accomplishment has been this decades-long Jedi mind trick.

Tesla is best known for blowing deadlines and consistently falling short on production.

In November 2017, Bloomberg reported that the company burns through $500,000 per hour. For two years now, Tesla has been suffering an epic talent drain, and in May, two top execs — one the liaison with the National Transportation Safety Board — walked out the door.

That’s to say nothing of the human toll.|https://nypost.com/2018/07/21/elon-musk-is-a-total-fraud/}}

{{quote|The Tesla and SpaceX CEO's latest controversy stems from a live video podcast interview late Thursday as he smoked what host Joe Rogan described as marijuana inside of tobacco. The apparent weed puffing incident may not create legal problems for Musk. After all, it's legal in California (though federal law still considers it a crime). But the episode fueled an emerging narrative among his critics that Musk is, at best, unfocused or, at worst, losing control altogether.....Musk stunned Wall Street in early August with a tweet that he had "funding secured" to take Tesla private at $420 per share. Though he maintained that he believed the funding was available to do the deal, he later said it was not a good idea after all. Now the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission is investigating.|https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2018/09/07/tesla-ceo-elon-musk-marijuana-controversy/1222499002/}}

== SpaceX, Rockets On A Walmart Budget AND PIZZA ON MARS ==
[[Image:Starfoxlol.jpg|thumb|right]]

{{quote|Musk spent about an hour and a half discussing SpaceX's strategy to fund and execute human colonies on Mars — and, certainly, several attendees asked him about that. But a few had more personal inquiries: one person wanted to pass a comic book, The Future of Fusion, to Musk onstage, and another asked if she could kiss Musk "on behalf of the ladies."

And the fun didn't stop there. In what was clearly a poorly timed pitch, someone looking to produce a Funny Or Die video asked Musk if he'd use math to ID the "most expendable" person (and thus the most appropriate passenger for a one-way Mars trip) on Earth. He then suggested that person was actor Michael Cera.

But the question that took the cake was from a recent Burning Man attendee, who wondered aloud whether Mars would have functional toilets or whether, like Burning Man, it would be a "dusty, waterless shitstorm."|https://mashable.com/2016/09/27/elon-musk-spacex-mars-questions/#ItyxwCKumqqD}}

{{quote|“Are you prepared to die? If that’s OK, then you’re a candidate for going,” Musk said. Would he become the first man on Mars himself? Probably not. “I’d definitely need to have a good succession plan because the probability of death is really high on the first mission. And I’d like to see my kids grow up.”

But for those who are willing to risk death – Musk would not advise sending your children – he pulled up a presentation slide that showed SpaceX’s timeline to begin flights to Mars in 2023. The cost of sending a person to Mars right now is about $10 billion, he said. And his goal is to bring that figure down to $200,000, the median price of a home in the US, and hopefully even lower, to $140,000.....“There’s a tremendous opportunity for anyone who wants to go to Mars to create something new and bold, the foundations of a new planet. Everything from iron refineries to the first pizza joint, things on Mars that people can’t even imagine today that might be unique to Mars,” he said.|https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/priya/elon-musk-spacex-there-will-be-pizza-on-mars}}
{{quote|He’d like to expand his franchise to the defense department, but his company has faced a more challenging time displacing the incumbents there: In a no-bid process, United Launch Alliance (ULA), a joint venture of Lockheed Martin and Boeing, received a bulk contract worth billions of dollars for 36 rocket launches earlier this year, despite plans to introduce more competition and other cost-saving measures. Musk’s tweets yesterday focused on what happened next: The man who awarded ULA the contract, defense official Roger “Scott” Correll, was hired soon after his retirement to handle government relations at Aerojet Rocketdyne, a company that builds rocket engines for ULA. Musk didn’t mince words online when offering his interpretation of events:

"V likely AF official Correll was told by ULA/Rocketdyne that a rich VP job was his if he gave them a sole source contract"

"Reason I believe this is likely is that Correll first tried to work at SpaceX, but we turned him down. Our competitor, it seems, did not."|https://qz.com/212876/elon-musk-says-he-lost-a-multi-billion-dollar-contract-when-spacex-didnt-hire-a-public-official/}}

{{quote|Musk was answering a flurry of tweets this morning when he responded to one from Signal’s Brian Acton, co-founder of the Facebook-owned WhatsApp, that contained the hashtag #deletefacebook. “What’s Facebook?” Musk queried. Afterward, a follower told Musk he should delete SpaceX’s Facebook page if Musk was “the man.” Musk claimed he didn’t even know it existed and then said he would, probably in an attempt to preserve his “the man” status.|https://www.theverge.com/2018/3/23/17156402/elon-musk-deleted-tesla-and-spacex-facebook-pages-twitter-challenge}}

== Elon Musk vs. Paedo Man ==
On June 23, [[2018]], a bunch of [[Thai]] boys who were members of a junior [[soccer|football]] team got themselves stuck in a cave because they're the [[Retarded|second least intelligent]] of all the different types of [[Azn]]. After the Thais got Elon Musk to build a fucking submarine, a [[British]] [[paedophile]] named '''Vern Unsworth''' decided to [[mock]] Elon's efforts and then steal all the glory for himself by rescuing the delicious [[Caveman|cave]][[shota]]s before Elon could.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Elon Musk weeb.jpg|Elon is a [[weeaboo]]. [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1051381006073118721]
File:Elon Musk weeb 2.png|[[OwO whats this..?]] [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1054509050350555136]
File:Elon Musk catgirl.png|Elon is actually a [[catgirl]]. [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1055653541317042177]
File:Elon Musk Bitcoin.png|[[Bitcoin]]-chan so [[kawaii]] ^_^ [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1054520588734058496]
File:Elon Musk Fortnite.png|Elon realizes how much of a [[meme]] he is. [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1053390822991790083]
File:Spacex.gif
File:Stable Diffusion - Elon Musk in GTA 6f6.png|[[AI artwork|AI art generator]] imagines Elon as a character in [[GTA|GTA 6]]
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== Neuralink ==
'''Neuralink''' is Elon Musk's transhumanist vision for brain-chipping actual humans likely to turn them into zombies - or into [[aspies|Autists]] like himself. Neuralink caught the attention of many due to the fact it killed a bunch of [[Nigger|monkeys]] during its animal testing trial. Despite that, the FDA still allowed Elon to start putting these things into people's brains. [[Last Thursday]] some dumb fuck actually willed himself to get a Neuralink implanted into his brain even after news of the chimp deaths broke out after Elon made the claim it will be able to [[Lie|make people walk again]].

==Twitter Buyout==
After flirting back and forth with [[Twitter|the bird]] executives about buying the micro-blogging platform, Elon eventually made a legally binding deal to buy Twitter in early 2022. The Musk then attempted to pull a "I was only kidding guis" stunt but got slapped on the wrist with a lolsuit by the Twitter owners, forcing him into buying it [https://abcn.ws/3ax8JrX 4real]. ''Fuck around, find out'', as they say!

[[File:Dead Twitter bird.png|245px|right]]

Currently Elon is [[liar|claiming]] that he wants to make Twatter a [[Free Speech|Free Expression Zone]], which is sending modern liberals into a frenzied butthurt and mass exodus. Musk went on to make the code for Twitter [[Open Source|open-source]], but after a fall in users [[Mark Zuckerberg|The Zuck]] of [[Facebook]] harnessed its weakness and forked the source-code to make ''Threads'' (it was popular for a moment, but died out after a week.)

''Twitter Blue'' aka [[4chan Gold]]: Micro-blogging Edition is a new thing too. You can pay for a blue "verified badge" and to be able to bypass the "new features" such as the tweet view limit, max posts limit, etc! Very cool, Elon!

Later, Elon would also rebrand Twitter as ''[[XXX|X]]'', which is a nightmare for Search Engine Optimization. As if putting the site behind a log-in only wall wasn't bad enough. Simply a noob-ish move on Musk's part. And what would you call "Twitter videos".
== Drug Habits ==
As it turns out, Musky [[i told u i was hardcore|is a hardcore druggie]] and has been higher than giraffe tits for the past several years, which caused Tesla investors to and those close to him try to make him [https://futurism.com/the-byte/elon-musk-rehab go to rehab], but Elon said [[Amy Winehouse|no, no, no]]. Elon is seemingly unaware that [[HNNNNNNGGGGG|doing hardcore drugs in your 50s comes with consequences]]. As of recent his [[ketamine]] benders have been causing Elon to go on <s>[[Twatter|Twitter]]</s> Sorry, [[XXX|𝕏]] to [[BAWWWW|raise concern]] about brown people entering [[Jewnited States of Americunts|America]], although he himself was an immigrant from [[South Africa]]. If Musk keeps up these habits, he could end up as a contender for {{CURRENTYEAR}}'s Golden iPod of The Year.

== See Also ==
* [[Nikola Tesla]]
* [[Troll Science]]
* [[Al Gore]]
* [[Bernie Sanders]]
* [[Brianna Wu]] - The greatest threat to Elon's plan to bombard Earth with moon rocks.
* [[Attention Whore]] - what he manages to be despite having trillions of dollars

== External Links ==
* https://youtu.be/nDwEFvOh9co?t=38m52s - Elon Musk rejects a level 2 super-genius, [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreateyourOwnVillain thus creating a supervillain] whom he will be murdered and raped by in the future
*{{Twitter|elonmusk|@elonmusk - his public <s>twitter</s> X account}}
*[https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2022/12/elon-musk-twitter-far-right-activist/672436/ Elon Musk Is a Far-Right Activist - The Atlantic; December 2022]
*[https://www.britannica.com/biography/Elon-Musk Encyclopedia Britannica entry on Elon Musk]
*{{Wikilink|Elon_Musk|Wikipedia entry on Elon Musk}}
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South Africa

2025-04-24T22:13:59Z

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[[File:SAFlag1928.gif|thumb|Flag of South Africa]]
[[Image:Nelsonmorgan.jpg|thumb|Their former president, Nelson Mandela, is suspected of also being Morgan Freeman. The facts remain unclear, however, as all black people look the same.]]

'''South Africa''', (Known as '[[AIDS|South AIDSfrica]]' in Zulu, 'Zowd [[Samwell|Gayfrica]]' in Afrikunts), and 'Sooth Efreeka' by the <s>British actors</s> employees of the South African Consulate in ''Lethal Weapon 2'', is black gang territory located somewhere in [[Africa]], reportedly in the southern region. It is full of [[AIDS]], [[rape]], [[truth|fail]] and the most enlightened [[cunts]] in the world. South Africa is the one place you [[do not want]] to be (next to [[Zimbabwe]]). The current president of South Africa is [[Netherlands|Wikus van de Merwe]], who disposed of many Prawns and [[Africans|humans]] in a [[Shithole|slum]] called [[District 9]].

==People==
[[Image:South Africa Corne and Twakkie.jpg|thumb|Genuine Souf Effrikans.]]
[[Image:Resident Evil 5 Public Assembly.jpg|thumb|A typical everyday street scene in Johannesburg]]

This [[lie|thriving democracy]] gains attention for being the country with both the world's highest crime and AIDS infection rates, along with the most corrupt government since [[At least 100 years ago|at least 100 years ago]]. SA has eleven official languages, ten of which are archaic and completely redundant. Afrikaans is mostly a bootleg version of the European Language "[[Dutch]]". The only non-English word you need to know is "eish", which is Souf Effrikan for [[oh noes|OH NOES!!!]] It is also the one of the only African countries with [[white|white people]] left, along with [[Zimbabwe]] (where they may already be extinct), and Namibia but this is only because they are too [[poor]] to afford a plane ticket back to [[United Kingdom|bloody Britain]]. The only things South Africa is good for are the mining of diamonds and gold and for [[stealing|'redistributing']] everything from the whities. '''IT SHOULD ALSO BE NOTED, THE WHITIES ARE THE BEST PART OF [[nothing|EVERYTHING]]. DON'T TRUST THE BLACKIES. THEY'RE SHIT.'''

A survey published in March 2004 shows that South Africans spend more time at funerals than they do having their hair cut, shopping or having "[[BBQ|braais]]". [http://www.avert.org/aidssouthafrica.htm]South Africans also spend their time on the internet for 5 hours at a time, just to have a trololol time pretending to be britfags, when it should be lolnope.

The South African agricultural sector is renowned for its [http://www.africancrisis.org/photos45.asp peaceful and uneventful atmosphere.]

=== White People ===

Three percent of the population is of [[Chav|English]] stock, otherwise [[Scottish]], [[Irish]], or [[Welsh]]. There is also significant [[German]], [[Italian]], and [[Gay]] communities. They are [[Asperger's Syndrome|normal]] Europeans and not to be mistaken with the...

=== Dutchmen ===

A large part of South Africa's [[White Devils|caucasian]] population is made up of inbred [[Poland|Eurotrash]]. Dutchmen are the South African equivalent of the [[Americunts|AmeriCUNT]] [[redneck]] with a [[Bullshit|rich and highly evolved culture]], dating back many centuries. Most associate with southern [[America|US]] traditions such as country music, [[cowboy|cowboys]], lynching/raping niggers, and the [[W|pretense of conservative values]] despite being [http://news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Kotze-explains-brutal-attack-to-police-20120113 twisted fucks].

=== Jews ===

Everywhere. Ditto for dot heads.

=== (Wild) Boars ===
[[Image:Albinonigrar.jpg|thumb|Typical Afrikaners looking sharp]]
[[Image:ShotgunNigger.jpg|thumb|A typical kaffir policeman doing it wrong.]]

Also known as the ''Albino Nigger'', Boars, or White Africans, are a unique sub-tribe of genetically-challenged Khoisan. Loathed by their neighbors due to their lack of skin pigmentation and general bellicosity they developed in isolation herding their goats. Before the 16th century, they were only able to communicate using grunts and clicking sounds and it wasn't until the first [[rape|contact]] with the [[Dutch]] that they learnt the over-importance of the vowel. Seeing that every other tribe around them had an established form of communication, but being too self-hating to adopt a Bantu dialect, they proceeded to mutilate four European languages (mostly Dutch) and rape them together into one disgusting, offensive abortion of a language with too many vowels, which they called Afrikaaaans. In the same manner, their sneaky cultural strategy was to convince the British that they were not Black, but the Brits having circumnavigated the World and knowing a nigger when they see one replied, "Whatever, [[GTFO]]". Boars are very proud of their [[GTFO]] which they call "voortreek" and constitutes the cornerstone of their history.
Preparing for the eve of the XX century, and having the normal Niggers already domesticated, the Victorian British figured there was only one obstacle from making their African Colonies the Richest of the Crown: the pervasive yet elusive presence of the Wild Boars trying to impersonate White People. There was a need for a [[Final Solution]]. The Brits proceeded to borrow the last Spanish invention, the Concentration Camp, and tried it out in the Bushland in an [[fail|almost successful]] attempt to thin the herds of boars. Fifty years later this semi-human animal partnered with [[Jews|another quasi-human species with a concentration camp fetish]]. That year, both the State of Israel and the Nationalist Union of South Africa were created, both carved out of a languishing British Empire. The pale niggers, both in Palestine and in Africa, proceeded to establish a system of separation within their country; not between rich and poor as reason would dictate, or even between AIDS-filled-Niggers and Whites, but between different kinds of Niggers. The Albino Nigger, or Boar, ended up at the top of the food chain. For fear of being mistakenly identified as one, most of the real Europeans fled South Africa at least ninety years ago. The rest is serological history.
Now while these "whites" are inbred negros they are never to be confused with the almighty, all small...

===Uber Afrikaners===

Now while the name implies they are great, they are only better then the wild Boars because of their inherent tendency to be [[cracker|white]] which allows them superiority over the niggers. These actual whites (specifically Dutch) were the leaders of the Boar herd leading them to the cities teaching them how to not be [[pagan|illiterate]]. This would serve them well as it allowed them to write down how much they wanted to fuck pigs and other farm animals. These "Uber Afrikaners" had the brains and strength of the nation with notable Uber Afrikaaners being [[redneck|Koos De Le ray]], [[europe|Christiaan the Wettest]], and [[christian|Paul Kruger]]. However, after the apartheid ended most went into the underground and are yet to be found. [[And_nothing_of_value_was_lost|Good riddance.]]

=== Kaffirs ===
[[Image:Majorityrule.jpg|thumb|Democracy Rules!]]

South Africa is the only place that has a unique breed of niggers, commonly known as Kaffirs (say: kah-furs), which means "unbeliever" in [[Arab]]ic. They may further divided into Bantu and Khoisan groups. These people are the closest thing to the missing link between humans and apes on Earth, and complete [[fucktards]]. They do not show any sign of critical thought or reasoning, and can not be approached in the same way you talk to a white person in SA. In order to communicate with these things first you need to approach the herd. If you are a White person, this can be very hard, as they oppose anything white (<s>even</s> especially toilet paper and soap). Then you must seek the alpha male; they can be spotted by their ultra flat noses and their limp, aka their "stride." If your attempts to communicate are accepted you may proceed (if not, slowly walk backward until at least a block away, then RUN). This usually involves repeating everything five times and using easy-to-understand words. If you see their eyes begin to water and they respond with "eh" you know the little bug inside their head that controls them has just fallen off the cork and landed in the water, causing massive malfunction and a system reboot. (The bug has to get onto the cork again.) This means you have to start again using even smaller words and more sign language.

=== Indian ===

Indians also called Japaties, Hooligans, Brown [[shit]], Soil, [[faggots]] and Curry Munchers, are known EXTREMELY well for their delicious spices, and their invention, the "Bunny Chow". The Bunny Chow is made up of half a loaf of bread, with the inside of the bread cut out they begin to put spices, leaves, chicken, meat (since chicken isn't really meat), rice and other [[shit]] in too. Hence the name "Curry muncher". They also have a dot in the middle of their forehead which shows [[stupidity]], faggotry and to them, enhances their beauty. This is not the case, it's pretty fucking annoying if you ask the rest, and the town, Durban is filled with these cunts.
[[File:Indie_Sex.jpg|1|Indie Sex.. EWWW!]]
Curreh Muncha's also have a need to take off their shoes at the doorstep of somebody's house. The fact that they do that, is because they are [[lazy]] fucks that can't clean their own house. They also have a tendency of hiring maids by the name Patience or Gloria. They hire gardeners by the name Geoffry, Justice and Godfree.

=== Coloureds ===

Coloured people are some mongrel combination of the above. They are also known by the affectionate terms "gammie" and "hotnot". [[Greek]], [[Portuguese]] and [[Lesbian]] immigrants also fall under this category.

==History==

[[Image:Lolwoman.jpg|thumb|Beating your wife will not cure your AIDS.]]
[[Image:Eish.jpg|thumb|"EISH!"]]
[[Image:Da taxi of doom.jpg|thumb|There's thousands of these pieces of shit.]]
[[Image: Banner_for_2010_soccer_world_cup.jpg|thumb|South Africa will be the [[rape|proud]] [[murder|host]] of the 2010 World <s>Football</s> <s>Soccer</s> Not Handegg Cup, come and see!]]

== The History of South Africa is composed mostly of [[tl;dr]] and is lightly dusted with [[lulz]]. ==

*The country was formed in 1652 by [[anonymous]] rapey Dutch guys searching for [[drugs|spices]]. Remember that the area was already occupied and being fought over by millions of Zulus, Bantus, Xhosa, bushmen, etc. etc. etc. even though it was shitty real estate in the first place. Most of it is garbage desert and barely-usable pastureland.
*In 1820, when the British Empire [[Mudkips|herd]] 'bout it, they sent [[over 9,000]] settlers and dropkicked the Dutch straight to Bantown. These displaced, drugged hobos became known as "[[Star Trek|Voortrekkers]]", and are today known as "[[racist|Afrikaners]]".
*By 1838 the Voortrekkers had driven their [[penis|bandwagon]] so far up the country that they were forced into a war against the Zulus. The Voortrekkers prayed to their mighty [[Christian]] [[God]] and told Him that if He helped them pwn the Zulus then they would delete all the pr0n on their harddrive.
*10,000 Zulu Warriors [[Zerg rush|Zerged]] the Voortrekkers' base, defended by an army of only 470 Voortrekkers with magical fire-sticks. 3,000 Zulus got fatally headshot. Only three Voortrekkers were wounded. This great historical event was called the [[period|Battle of Blood River]], and is living proof that you can't win [[the game]] if you don't upgrade your tech tree.
*After this mighty [[victory]] the Voortrekkers began to separate with the Northern Republics of [[trans|Transvaal]] and the [[americunt|Orange free state]] with a whole bunch of other small ones in the mix. How to define these "countries" is that the Orange free state is [[gay]] and Transvaal was a mighty civilizing force. However none compared TO MIGHTY STELLALAND. ALL HAIL.
*After the British "invaded" [[christian|Transvaal]] their force of 3,000 got dropkicked by some [[God|1,200 farmers]] This humiliating led into the revenge of the Britfags where they got stomped by a smaller Boerfag force until the Boerfags said "fuck it I have [[pron]] to browse" and let the war end.
*The British ruled South Africa for [[at least 100]] years before they realized that the colony was a worthless shithole rivaling even greatest [[Australia]]. The whiteys who stayed decided to construct a country where they would have pwnership of all the gold and the diamonds and the spacebux and the governments and then segregated so that they would not have to endure the powerful smell of the darkies. They called this invention "[[Apartheid]]."
*This created massive drama with the Afrikanbraaier Britfag alliance and the dirty kaffirs until about 1990 when it was officially declared an [[old meme]] and an enemy of the [[lulz]]. As the ruling party closed all the pools and posted their Goodbye Thread [[copypasta|all over the world's forums]], many South Africans began to panic. Whitey thought that there would be a hueg civil war and everything would go to hell (which even happened) when the Keys to the Government were handed over to a bunch of [[black people]]. They purchased tonnes of canned food ([[SRSLY]]) and hid under their beds for years. Sometime [[Last Thursday]], Whitey ran out of baked beans, poked his wee little head outside and found that his front steps had become home to a pack of Nigras.
*Whitey's immediate response to this was to hastily evacuate all his children to London, Australia, New Zealand, London, Ireland, London, London, Canada, and [[London|Dubai]]. Because the First World is full of incredibly [[rich|lazy]] people, the hardworking nature of the white South Africans landed them great jobs on factory assembly lines.
*These immigrants were given a nickname, they were called "Saffirs," or "[[wigger|Saffas]]." This word is derived from the word "kaffirs," which is what white people used to call blacks in the days of Apartheid. Ironically, the word "Saffa" is a racial slur used today to refer to white South African immigrants. This is funny, since most Saffas are too dumb to understand it.
*Back in South Africa, with Whitey out of the way, the nigras predictably lost focus and became bored with [[WOW|gold farming]] and mining blood diamonds, so they turned to the more fulfilling, traditional nigra occupations of alcoholism, raping one another, [[Hurricane Katrina|looting]] their own economy, and spreading AIDS. This latter activity has been [[lulz|hilariously]] abetted by a variety of [[troll]]s: the [[Catholic]] Church campaigns against condoms while simultaneously [http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?sf=24&set_id=1&click_id=3&art_id=qw985102862876B213 providing free nuns to priests for a clean raping experience;] recent president Thabo Mbeki [http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/26/aids-south-africa doesn't see a problem;] and [[voodoo|witch doctors]] routinely spread the [[fact|belief]] that sex with a [[You|virgin]] cures AIDS, resulting in much [[Awwright|brutality]]. Result: [http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/south-africa-shocked-as-six-charged-with-raping-baby-girl-616747.html baby fucking.] At present, AIDS is South Africa's chief export and AIDS funding 90% of its GDP; if AIDS were to be cured, it would bankrupt the country, joining the sad likes of [[Björk|Iceland]] and [[Sparta|Greece]]. In light of this (and in instinctual nigra fashion), President Zuma has decreed that the AIDS money received thus far will instead be spent on [[Holocaust|a final solution]] to the Zimbabwean refugee issue, so as to keep the WHO [[welfare|gravy train]] chugging along, and all the [[Americunt]] [http://www.prospect.org/cs/articles?article=how_bushs_aids_program_is_failing_africans abstinence-only] AIDS-education money rolling in.

==South Africa <3 Rape==
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[[Image:Zuma-hiv-shower.jpg‎|thumb|Zuma, the polygamist President of South Africa, thinks you can cure AIDS with [http://guywhite.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/buy-south-african-soap/ soap].]]

[[Image:Anti-rape.jpg|thumb|You put your penis in, you put your penis out, you put your penis in and shake it all about. You feel the barbed wires dig into your foreskin, that's what it's all about!]]

A notable invention made in South Africa is an anti-rape device called the Rapex (do not confuse it with the [[heavy metal]] rock group). Women stick the Rapex up their [[vagina]]s and if an unwanted intruder dares to invade the fortress, the Rapex's barbs will pierce into the flesh of the penis, causing intense pain. The Rapex can then only be removed through surgery, requiring a trip to a hospital and then to [[prison|Bantown]]. It will not only be used for anti-rape but will enhance underwater swimming capabilities by doubling as an extra fin. Ms. Ehlers said she was inspired after meeting a traumatized rape victim who told her, "''If only I had teeth down there.''"[http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/controversy-in-south-africa-over-device-to-snare-rapists/2005/09/01/1125302683893.html?

The Rapex condom does indeed help to decrease the number of rape victims. By shoving painful barbs into the penis of the man trying to penetrate you, you've guaranteed you won't be raped. You have instead guaranteed that you'll be [[OJ Simpson|beaten until dead]], if you're lucky. [[Gg|Congrats!]]

Apart from the Rapex, it is [[lie|widely]] believed that South Africa is rape heaven [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8107039.stm srsly]. In South Africa the average 12 year old has raeped [[over 9000]] babies, and the average woman has been raped [[over 9000]] times, most of those during their early teens and by a trusted family member, including, but not limited to: father, brother, mother, uncle, aunt, grandfather, and cousin. India is presently on track to surpass South Africa in this department by an order of magnitude, however, so this grand South African cultural achievement will fade into history like so many whitey fantasies of conquest.

==Fun Facts==
*A survey published in March 2004 shows that South Africans spend more time at funerals than they do having their hair cut, shopping or having "[[BBQ|braais]]."[http://www.avert.org/aidssouthafrica.htm]

[[Image:Farm0015.jpg|thumb|right|A promising future for every child under black person rule.]]

* Despite apartheid having ended nearly 30 years ago, only 14 per cent of South African professors are black. Take our simple entry-level test to see if you can spot the reason. Choose from the following:

a) Coons are nearly all dumber than whites.

b) Whites are nearly all smarter than niggers.

c) Any other niggers with an ounce of sense got the hell out of this Aids-riddled, murderous hellhole the minute they could leave home.

d) Niggas are naturally in touch with their ancestral roots, and formal education is Whitey's conspiracy to tether blacks to capitalism.

'''How did you score?'''

Score ''zero points'' if you answered a, b, c, or d.

The correct answer is actually [http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/oct/06/south-africa-race-black-professors?CMP=twt_gu "because wacism!"] Congratulations, have a diploma!

==Music==
<big>'''South African National Anthem'''</big>
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<big>'''The gentle, melodious sounds of traditional South African music; notice the similarity to the sound of flies swarming the body of a starved Ethiopian.'''</big>
<youtube>pPVlAhK2j2o</youtube>

<big>'''This the creme de la creme of South African rap'''</big>
<youtube>wc3f4xU_FfQ</youtube>

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==See Also==
*[[Africa]]
*[[Botswana]]
*[[Apartheid]]
*[[Baby Fuck]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[AIDS]]
*[[Gold]]
*[[Dustin Diamond|Diamonds]]
*[[Brenda Williams]]
*[[Die Antwoord]]
*[[Hottentot Venus]]
*[[Mozambique]]
*[[Black person]]
*[[Zimbabwe]]
*[[Eugene Terreblanche]]
*[[Vuvuzela]]
*[[Elon Musk]]

==External Links==
*[http://afrikaner-genocide-achives.blogspot.com/ Zuid Afrika Sucks balls]
*[http://www.wavescape.co.za/bot_bar/surfrikan/slang.html Are you SOUTH AFRIKAAN?!!]
*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8550614.stm Jews are fucking everywhere.]
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Chappell Roan

2025-04-03T23:52:21Z

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Skype

2025-03-22T05:35:34Z

Coelacanth:

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[[Image:Skype oprah.jpg|thumb|right|Common ground]]
'''Skype''' is a troll's best friend. It allows one to call anyone in his own country for a monthly fee and there's no way of tracing it... [http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2006/08/skype_call_trac.html sort of]. Skype is the most useful tool ever for [[prank call]]s and, more importantly, harassing [[pedo]]s. Now that skype is owned by <del>Satan</del> Microsoft, it
is utilized as a vital tool for [[Chris Hansen|feds]] logging your [[porn|conversations]].

== How Do I Skype? ==

:1. Click "+New" button.
:2. Type in contact name.
:3. Request to be added to contacts.
:4. ???
:5. PROFIT!

== Chatting on Skype ==

[[Image:Martinanderson.png|thumb|Hi, Mom!! I just leveled up on WoW!!]]

Skype tends to be totally populated with [[random]] [[Chinese]] women who passionately desire friendship, and in order achieve said aim take to messaging unsuspecting persons incessantly as soon as one logs on. A simple solution to this problem may be applied as follows:


: [21:09:04] Harmony 12 says: '''Hello..'''

: [21:09:36] Pepe says:       '''Hi.. asl'''

: [21:10:02] Harmony 12 says: '''i am 23 f Im from china..'''

: [21:10:50] Pepe says:       ''' are you naked on cam on demand??'''

: [21:11:43] Harmony 12 says: '''what you do mean.. i do not know cam'''

: [21:12:09] Pepe says:       '''I mean will you get naked and show us your tits on a webcam when I ask'''

: [21:14:34] Harmony 12 says: '''no I dont dirty chat'''

: [21:14:42] Pepe says:       '''BYE'''


In addition to the friendship seekers, we also have the real "a/s/l" seekers, cam perverts, and general retards. Say you're female in your profile and watch the lulz come rolling in. The chats and casts are equally as easy to troll if you do it right.

== Skypecast ==
Skypecast provides a free voice conferencing service, whereby the rooms are open to all [[Skype]]
users to join.

Skypecast exists solely for the [[lulz]]; no other medium in the history of the [[internets]] has been so poorly engineered as to be as trollable as Skypecast. Like [[IRC]], Skypecasts have moderators and the moderators control who can speak; however, there is no way to discern which users are talking at any given time, and moderators do not have the ability to kick users out of the room. As a result, any session with more than five users quickly becomes unmanageable, and the moderators have to figure out which of the users is playing recordings from [[Hitler]] rallies by trial-and-error. Experienced Skypecast trolls wait a random amount of time before the troll activation.

Successfully removing such distractions adds little to the actual value of the conversation. Most Skypecast conversations centre around different accents, the weather, time zones, and other such inanity that makes apparent the folly of [[Internet Humanitarianism]]; regardless of the potential good that could be accomplished through the application of new technologies to old social problems, such opportunities are impotently and irretrievably squandered, whereby such technologies end up
actually detracting from humanity.

=== Skypecast Trolling [[PROTIP]]S ===
* Wait until the moderator has added at least two other participants, after being added yourself, start trolling.
* Play [[religious]] AM Radio.
* Formulaic [[American]] versus [[European|Eurofag]] and [[Canadian|Canadafag]] trolls are super-effective.
* If you and another friend speak some other [[moonspeak]] language, join a Skypecast together and hold a side conversation in it.

Sadly, the Skypecast feature was deleted on September 1, 2008 due to "[[troll|problems]]" with the service. Many "[[losers|broadcasters]]" [[bawww]]ed.

== Free Calls on Skype ==

You can call mobile phones or old telephones using Skype. Although this costs [[money]], every account has one free trial call. Just create a new account once you've used your free call.

Simply just doesn't work this way, sorry! Creating & deleting & creating... Is pointless! When you download a demo (SHAREWARE) version of any worth while software in distribution on the internets, several files are downloaded on REGEDIT (Registry editor) and this is way the above comment is WRONG, unless of course you enjoy wiping your computer clean and rebooting it. Key registers are added to your REGEDIT everytime you download shareware, sorry. To get deep enough into your computer to change this, just go to start, then go to run, and type in regedit. Now if you really wanted to re-install your software over and over just to place one call then you will have to go in here and find the appropriate registry keys and delete them. Of course if you delete the wrong one you could be visited by the blue screen of death. So another option is to then consider downloading a Registry cleaner (good luck). If your lucky you will find a good freeware version that is virus free (just don't hold your breath). Possibly the best way is downloading a process monitor. This will just watch every move made by any software that is being downloaded on your computer. Then all those hard to find files will be in a nice neat pile that you can delete. Of course if you have already downloaded the software this will not work.

'''HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT VIRTUAL MACHINES'''

===<s>1-800-GOOG-411</s> 1-800-BING-411===
The only use for this is ordering some pizza, making prank calls, or calling a friend that should otherwise be working. Just download Skype for free, <s>call 1800goog411, scream the city and state into your microphone a few times or until Microsoft Sam gets it right, connect with any business you wish to annoy, ?????, profit!</s>

In November 2010 call 1800goog411 was shut down. Forcing everyone to now call 1800bing411. Only difference is Microsoft Anna does all the talking and it is less user-friendly then 1800goog411, But it does the job.

===VOIP===
Now finally we come to our last option, if you really need to call your mommy that bad you can always find a way. This direction is just as shitty as any of them but it however will work. Google voip services, find one with free 5 min. phone calls, download it. Icall is one service that allows indefinite 4 min 20 sec. phone calls given you can handle the 40 sec. audio commercial at the beginning of each phone call.

== Skype's Closed due to [[aids|supernodes]] ==
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[[Image:skypserverdown.png|thumb|UH OH.]]
On December 22, 2010, Skype decided that it's users had been naughty so their early [[no|Christmas present]] to their [[Over 9000|millions]] of users was a [http://www.readwriteweb.com/archives/skype_is_down_8_million_lost_connection_in_last_ho.php generous spate of of downtime] that suddenly occurred. Suffice to say, reactions were mixed, ranging from '''WTF IS WRONG WITH MY COMPUTER?????''' to just downright '''[[BAWWWW]]'''.

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After the massive [[butthurt|outcry]] of Skype users unable to [[dying alone|voice chat with their e-pals]], Skype decided to respond with the following:

{{squote|Under normal circumstances, there are a large number of [[lol wut|supernodes]] available. Unfortunately, today, many of them were taken offline by [[ddos|a problem]] affecting some versions of Skype. As Skype relies on being able to maintain contact with supernodes, it may appear offline for some of you.

What are we doing to help? Our engineers are creating new 'mega-supernodes' [[no|as fast as they can]], which should gradually return things to normal. This may take a few hours, and [[lie|we sincerely apologise for the disruption to your conversations]]. Some features, like group video calling, may take longer to return to normal.|Skype team explaining shit, [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/22/skype-down-users-report-p_n_800373.html SRSLY]}}

== Related Articles ==
*[[ICQ]]
*[[AOL Instant Messenger]]
*[[MSN]]
*[[Moonspeak]]
*[[Phone]]
*[[Prank Call]]

== External Links ==

* [http://skype.com/download/ Download Skype Here]

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[[Category: Drama-generating techniques]]

Morgan Spurlock

2025-03-22T05:02:53Z

Coelacanth:

'''[[Faggot|Morgan Spurlock]]''', moar like '''Morgan Spermcock''', [[amirite]]? [[Fact|That's the original pronunciation of the name in West Virginia.]] [[Image:Super Size Me box.jpg|thumb|[[Hurr|This guy just loves putting stuff in his mouth.]]]] a.k.a "The dude who made the movie '[[Shit nobody cares about|Super Size Me]]'" is an [[attention whore]] who fucked himself up by <s>eating a metric dickton of [[Sperm|McDonalds food]] and [[BAW|whining]] that [[Captain Obvious|it was bad for him.]]
</s> DISREGARD THAT HE LIED ABOUT BEING AN ALCOHOLIC THE ENTIRE TIME LOL.
== Rise to Fame and Nobodyhood ==

[[Faggot|Spurlock]] later parlayed this minimal amount of fame into a TV show called ''30 Days'', in which [[Fucktard|he does stupid shit nobody does]] for [[OMG]][[WTF]] thirty days. One of such adventures was [[Niggers|living in a ghetto on minimum wage]], which he did for closer to [[Fail|ten days]] because [[BAW|it was too hard]] and his [[hippie]] [[vegan]] [[slut]] [[boyfriend|girlfriend]] [[asking for it|almost died.]] Yet another episode involved Spurlock surviving only on [[cum]], but this episode never aired when it was revealed that [[Truth|he's been doing this since he was born.]]

He also later made some shitty movie called ''Where In The World Is [[Osama Bin Laden]]?'' in which he sought to determine the location of the world's most wanted man by using the [[bullshit|totally, 100% scientifically accurate]] method of wandering around the Middle East and asking any of the [[sand niggers|Arabs]] he met that spoke English if they knew where he was. From this, he determined that Bin Laden would [[nevar]] be found by anyone.

[[Osama Bin Laden#Death|Whoopsy]]!

== [[Faggots|Fans]] ==

Morgan Spurlock's fans will often say how his [[Stupid|eating McDonald's for breakfast, lunch and dinner for one month straight]] was the reason they stopped eating there [[lolwut|once or twice a month.]] These people are [[retarded]], and are easily trolled by the reminder that anything, even water, if overused [[Jennifer Strange|can kill you.]]

== Haters ==

[[OH NOES]]! Morgan Spurlock has [[haters]]. For instance, [http://www.spurlockwatch.typepad.com/ this guy], who finds great [[lulz|joy]] in debunking Spurlock's junk science. Recommended reading for [[everyone|people who hate Morgan Spurlock.]]

The second Morgan Spurlock hater who knows how to make a website is [http://www.byroncrawford.com/2004/05/lets_hunt_and_k_2.html Byron Crawford], who doesn't just hate him, but wants to black person Did I mention [[Duh|he's black?]] [[No shit|He is.]]

Credit goes to [[MysteryBot]] for bringing these articles to my attention. Thanks!

== The Present ==

Nobody cares about [[Shit nobody cares about|Morgan Spurlock]] anymore, so nobody gave a fuck when he died in 2024.

==See Also==
*[[Louise Ogborn]]
*[[Attention whore]]
*[[McDonald's]]
*[[Hipster]]
*[[Cumdumpster]]

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Nautica Malone

2025-03-22T04:54:21Z

Coelacanth: grammar

{{An hero}} 
{{Rainbow|GOON BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.}} 
[[file:Nautica Malone.png|thumb|When he saw it, he [[shat bricks]].]]
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[[file:goonicide1.jpeg|thumb|Even in his final moments, he was still true to the goon. o7]]
'''Nautica Malone''' was a horny black guy who performed a drive-by [[masturbation]] at a [[Hooters|bikini coffee place]] in [[Arizona]] and then [[an hero]]ed after a video of himself doing it went viral online. Nautica has been nicknamed the '''Goonlord''' and remains a martyr to [[gooners]] everywhere. He is goon but not forgotten. This event which occurred on January 8th, [[2025]], has been referred to as the "Drive-Thru Goonicide" as it is generally agreed upon that those bikini coffee bitches killed Nautica as the video they made lead to his subsequent death three days later on January 11th.

==The Gooneral==
On January 26, his admirers decided to host his gooneral (portmanteau of "gooner" and "funeral") outside of the location where he became internet famous.

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==JUSTICE FOR NAUTICA!==

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==See Also==
*[[Bubba Copeland]]
*[[Elliot Rodger]]
*[[George Floyd]]
*[[NEVER GOON]]
*[[Thug Hunters]]

==External Links==
*[https://www.complex.com/life/a/markelibert/man-pants-down-coffee-shop-drive-thru-viral-video-dies-suicide ''Arizona Man Dies by Suicide After Backlash to Video of Him With Pants Down at Café Drive-Thru'']
*[https://www.complex.com/life/a/backwoodsaltar/goonlord-nautica-malone-vigil-goonicide ''Vigil Held for ‘Goonlord’ Who Died by Suicide After Exposing Himself at Bikini Cafe Drive-Thru'']
*{{KYM|memes/drive-thru-goonicide|Drive-Thru Goonicide}}
*{{KYM|memes/events/the-gooneral|The Gooneral}}
*{{KYM|memes/i-cant-goon|I Can't Goon}}

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Kanye West

2025-03-22T04:50:38Z

Coelacanth: /* See Also */

{{achtung|HE’S BACK TO JEW-HATING}}
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'''Kanye West''' aka Yeezy or Ye, is a [[rap|rapper]], [[gd/|designer]], [[self-diagnosed]] [[bipolar]] [[attention whore]], [[LOLWUT|former US Presidential candidate]], all while also being a literal [[nigger]][[faggot]].

Born in Atlanta, Georgia, and raised in Chicago, on the playground is where he spent most of his younger days; <strike>[[Bel-air|Chillin out maxing and relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school...]]</strike>

Srsly though, West was raised in Chicago, and grew up around [[coons|gangbangers]] and playas. We don't have much to say about his young adulthood years since that's BORING SHIT, LOL.

Kanye West has been at the forefront of much IRL and internet drama, and as a result, we here at Encyclopedia Dramatica are humbly taking on the [[no|vital]] public service of explaining his discography, musical career and political life to plebians such yourself. ''"Yeezus just rose again..."''

==Musical career==
So, flash forward from West's youth, all the way up to the year 2000. It's the dawn of the Nu-Millennium and the new beginning of an endless age of shitty mass-produced pop music. Kanye West begins "producing" music/recordings for musicians on the rap label Roc-A-Fella Records; notably [[illuminati|Jay-Z]] and Ludacris.

West next decides he wants to start making his OWN music, but is turned down by everyone at Roc-A-Fella because he does not fit the image of a gangsta rapper. Upset, West [[An hero|attempts suicide]] by crashing his car and nearly dies; not wanting the poor guy to kill himself, Jay-Z finally gives him permission to make his own album ([[nerd|technically]] it's called an [[vinyl|LP]], guiis!!). And so, "'''The College Dropout'''" is released in 2004, later followed by "'''Late Registration'''" in 2005 and "'''Graduation'''" in 2007. Forming a trilogy, these 3 hip hop albums feature some of West's most [[normies|accessible music]], as well as singles "[[Christian|Jesus Walks]]", "[[jewgold|Gold Digger]]" and that one song he made ripping off [[Daft Punk]].

"'''808s and Heartbreak'''" is released in 2008 and is notable for being the only Kanye West album to feature no explicit lyrics whatsoever, (well, it was, up until [[2019]]'s '''Jesus Is King''' album) and for its EXTENSIVE usage of [[Autotune]]. (Though to be fair, West used Autotune on the songs because his jaw was broken during the recording sessions for the album.)

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And then - it all goes downhill... West goes on MTV's VMA, and tells Taylor Swift, to her face, that she shouldn't have won her award. He follows this up with random twitter beefs between him and "[[South Park]]" creators after being outed as an aficionado of "[[homosexuality|fishsticks]]" on said show.) West even got called out by then-President Obama, who called West a "jackass". West, however, not to be discouraged from "PRODUCING ART", [[crazy|locked himself up in a cabin in Hawaii, secluded himself from the outside world]], and came back with the ideas for his much-praised 2010 album <strike>A Good Ass Job</strike> '''''My [[Kawaii|Beautiful]] [[Nigger|Dark]] [[Twisted sexual acts|Twisted]] [[Fetish|Fantasy]]'''".

This album was followed up with 2013's "'''Yeezus'''" album, an [[Death Grips|industrial-style hip-hop]] album. The album cover for "Yeezus" was literally a coverless audio CD case with some red tape on the right side of the case. No, seriously, that was the "ART" that the self-proclaimed "[http://web.archive.org/web/20190705150632/https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/hip-hop/6889411/kanye-west-next-einstein-twitter-debut-new-song Closest Thing To Einstein]" came up with for his album. The "cover art" for "Yeezus" quickly became a meme, with many a custom cover artwork made based on it and it became a trend that many recording artists followed for years to come.

"'''The Life of Pablo'''"<strike>/"SWISH"/"So Help Me God"</strike> followed the Yeezus album. This album's releases were constantly postponed, renamed, and remixed before it finally arrived on the scene in 2016. Drama surrounded the release of "The Life of Pablo" as it was an online-only release, and was exclusive to Jay-Z's "lossless music streaming" site TiDAL. More e-drama ensued as West pulled the album several times after the official release date to re-remix, remove, and add tracks to the album. Truly "[[Nope|A LIVING WORK OF ART"]]. This was followed by 2018's <strike>TurboGrafx 16</strike> "'''Ye'''" album, which is [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|so short in duration that it puts the black man to shame]].

2019 began a shift in West's usual musical themes toward Christianity themes, as he went full-on-religious. He founded a gospel music group called "Sunday Service", began holding regular services across the country, and released a new album, "'''[[Christianity|Jesus Is King]]'''". Time will tell if this lasts.

"'''DONDA'''", was released after a shit-load of delays, in the middle of a [[shit no one cares about|streaming battle with Drake]] who beat him to a diss track with a [[nobody|Trippie Redd]] song. This made Kanye butthurt and Ye [[not really|leaked]] his "home". (Ye [[fail|actually just showed the home of Drake that anyone could look up with a quick Google search]].)

"'''DONDA 2'''" become Ye's next project soon after the release of Donda. And surprisingly, Kanye didn't delay the release date. He released an unfinished half-assed album on the day he promised and is going to "update" and "finish" this album in the future. This album is only available on the STEM Player but in reality everyone just downloaded it from [[piracy|"file sharing"]] websites. [[Cuckoldry|Kanye's also mad at some random comedian for banging his ex-wife so he made a diss track about it]]. Thanks to Ye and his stans constantly harassing him until he get mentally sick, the ex-wife broke up with him. Ye is currently looking forward to reunite with her and see take his kids back.[[Boredom|We off the Grid Grid Grid, Donda 2 is Mid Mid Mid]].
He's a total nigger for making an album sounds this horrible then still put his dead mother's name on it.

"'''Vultures 1'''" - After delaying the release of this [[at least 100]] times, Kanye finally shat out this half-assed album which was going to have an album cover ripping off [[Burzum]] but changed it at the last second. Vultures is a collab album with rapper [[Nobody cares|Ty Dolla $ign]] who is totally not Ye's ghostwriter. This is further proof that Kanye is descending into lolcow territory. Ye made one of his daughter, [[Powerword|North West]] to perfome on one of his shitty song. This album offended [[Anthony Fantano]] so much he made a video in response to it.

"'''Vultures 2'''" - The unfinished afterbirth of Vultures 1. Kanye got high on laughing gas an released a half finished pile of shit.
[[File:vulturesburzum.png|thumb|Didn't even try hiding it. So kvlt.]]
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And yes, he's probably still refusing to take his much-needed Bi-Polar pills.

==Kanye and Politics==
[[File:KANYEWESTFORPRESIDENTbutton-ItsAboutIDeasBro.jpg|thumb|right|It's ideas about bro]]
[[File:alternate reality kanye.jpg|thumb|right|Kanye Goldstein in the true timeline]]

{{quote|If my [[slavery|grandfather]] was here right now he would not let me back down! I don’t know I’m fittin’ to lose after this. It doesn’t matter though, cuz it ain’t about me. It’s about [[memes|ideas]], bro. [[old memes|New ideas]]. People with ideas. People who believe in truth,...

And yes, as you [[nope|probably could have guessed by this moment]], [[LOLWUT|I have decided in 2020 to run for president]].|West at the 2015 MTV VMAs, announcing his plans for a political career}}

Kanye West has long been "outspoken", and politics is no exception. West however, has gone from letting folks know "George Bush doesn't care about black people" in 2004, to pursuing the American Presidency in the USA's [[2020 Presidential Elections|2020]] and [[2024 USA Presidential Elections|2024]] Presidential Elections.

{{quote|Blacks are 90% Democrats That sounds like control to me 🤔|[http://archive.fo/cbr99 Kanye West], being to retarded to understand demographics.}}

Mista' West had planned to IRL-troll politics by srsly running for Prez of the USA in 2020; <strike>After meeting with Trump, West decided to postpone his run to 2024, simply because he believes that Trump [[no|will get elected for a second term in 2020]]. Word on tha streets, previously, was that he would probably run as a [[Trump|Republican]] or [[America's Third Party|Independent]].</strike> '''UPDATE: He gave up on The Donald and is running in the nutty year that is [[2020]] after all!! '''
===2020 Presidential Run===

Up until mid-2020, West was a known [[The Donald|Trumper]], having even met multiple times with (USA) President Trump from 2016-2018. [http://web.archive.org/web/20190804231635/https://consequenceofsound.net/2016/12/kanye-west-met-with-donald-trump-to-discuss-being-an-ambassador-of-sorts/ 1]. As of current times, West no longer wears the fabled red cap of Trumpers, while still claiming Trump to be “the closest president ... in years to allowing God to still be part of the conversation.”

On July 4, the year of our Lord [[2020]], Kanye West shocked the political landscape (at least as much as one could after [[2016]]) with a big, girthy, announcement. West had decided to run in 2020 after all - against "Creepy Uncle Joe Biden" and incumbent USA Troll-In-Chief "[[The Donald]]". His new political party, "The Birthday Party" (fronted by Mr. West, his Wyoming [[christian|pastor]] and nobody else) was also announced. While most of the world has laughed the campaign off as a stupid joke, Kayne seems to be taking ''very srsly''. [[nope|If he wins]] though, it'll be the biggest political troll since 4chan and Pepe the Frog memes catapulted a reality TV star an internet/twitter troll named Donald Trump to the White House in 2016. That's highly unlikely though since he missed the filing deadlines to be included on a number of state ballots as an independent candidate.

==Kanye Doesn't Care About Black People==
[[File:kanye and jesus.jpg|thumb|right|That's fucked up Kanye]]

In the [[boring|great]] year of [[2022]], Ye - may God bless him, had a busy year recording Donda 3 and leading the White Lives Matter movement. This has culminated in the [[negress|baby mama]] of beloved [[porn star]], [[opioids|opioid]] enthusiast, and [[DINDU NUFFIN|African American]] icon [[George Floyd]] filing a 250 million dollar lawsuit for saying that perhaps the massive amounts of fentanyl in his system contributed to his death.

==Kanye Is A Zionist Shill==
In October 2022, he appeared on Fox News's Tucker Carlson show and expressed his support to the world's favorite group of people: The [[Jews]]. He said that Planned Parenthood was founded by an eugenicist and KKK "to control the Jew population" and "I prefer my kids knew Hanukkah than Kwanzaa. At least it will come with some financial engineering." Thus, the floodgates were opened and the [[Anti-semite]]s caused the following:
*closure of his bank accounts
*dropped by lawyer
*banning from [[Twitter]] and [[Instagram]]
*cancellation of upcoming concerts
*loss of [[jewgold]]s caused by basically every brand cutting ties with him

On December 1, 2022, Kanye appeared on [[Alex Jones]] live show where he went full Zionist mode and declared his love and obedience towards the Jewish people. He made statements like “I love Jews,” “I love Jewish people,” “I love Zionists,” “[[Milo Yiannopoulos|Milo]] is Jewish, I love Milo,” that if he loses his presidential campaign the political leaders will be “held to christian values, not Zionist values,” and this is “the worst thing that can happen,” that Zionist are never at fault because it’s Satan that gets inside Zionists and makes them do bad things. He also said "he liked [[Hitler]]" and [[Nazis]] saying they created technology the jews use, and that Satan was one killing all the jews. The aftermath of his statements was another backlash from anti-semites that ended in [[Elon Musk]] suspending Kanye’s Twitter account.

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==See Also==
*[[Hitler]] - His idol
*[[BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD]]
*[[George Bush doesn't care about black people]]
*[[Hunter Fyffe]]
*[[Imma Let You Finish]]
*[[Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger]]
*[[Niggerjack]]
*[[Twatter/KanyeWest]]
*[[2020 Presidential Elections]]
*[[Nick Fuentes]] and [[Milo Yiannopoulos]] - The two men who he hooked up with after he sperged out.

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2025-01-29T06:32:41Z

Coelacanth:

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[[File:ElonTroll.jpg|thumb|Elon Musk, CEO of TrollX.]]
[[File:Elon the furfag.jpg|thumb|Yiff in hell, furfag]]

'''Elon Musk''' is, surprisingly, not a brand of designer [[Rapefugee|cologne]] that [[expensive|costs $500]] and makes [[you]] smell like a [[Muslim|goat's ballsack]] for several months. Born in [[South Africa]] on June 28, 1971, '''[[Powerword|Elon Reeve Musk]]''' is a {{age|1971|06|28}}-year-old [[Rich|billionaire]] [[Donald Trump|entrepre]][[Attention whore|ttention whore]] and [[IRL]] supervillain who is basically the unholy bastard child of [[Al Gore]] and the [[alt-right]] and—much like [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|The Avatar]]—was born with the extremely rare ability to piss off both sides of the [[political]]/[[autism]] spectrum while barely even trying. He clipped the twitter bird's wings, then he/she/they/xe became an X. He let go several employees at the twatter/X headquarters and raped them goodbye.

As the CEO of '''[[Nikola Tesla|Tesla Motors]]''', Elon Musk was long believed to just be [[Greta Thunberg|another]] typical [[liberal]] [[tree hugger|treefucker]] who never shuts up about [[global warming]] and cries himself to sleep every single night while thinking about the hundreds of [[retarded]] [[dolphin]]s who kill themselves daily by sticking their heads through [[Coke|six pack rings]]. While it is true that Elon doesn't [[STFU]] about global warming, it is currently believed that he doesn't actually give a fuck about stupid shit like dolphin [[suicide]] or [[DACA|Mexican children who entered the United Stated illegally]].

Elon is also the founder and CEO of '''[[Space]]X''', a space travel company that he founded in [[2002]] with the intentions of colonizing [[Mars]] and then [[Genocide|annihilating]] the entirety of [[South Africa]] with [[Brianna Wu|high-velocity moon rocks]] to get revenge on [[Niglet|the people]] who bullied him during his youth for being a scrawny [[white]] [[pussy]] in South Africa.

{{quote|The father of Elon Musk, the billionaire tech entrepreneur, says it was “God’s plan” for him to have a baby with his own stepdaughter. Errol Musk, 72, described the 10-month-old baby boy he had with Jana Bezuidenhout, 30, as “exquisite”.

He married her mother Heide when Jana was four but told The Sunday Times he did not consider her to be his stepdaughter because she had been raised away from the family for long periods of time.|[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/03/25/elon-musks-father-has-baby-step-daughter-has-known-since-four/ chip off the old block?]}}

== Tesla Motors: Saving The World By Not Saving The World ==
[[File:ElectricCarLogic.jpg|thumb|SpaceX's business model in s nutshell]]
[[File:elon musk billionaire mindeset.jpg|thumb|right|How 2 be a sigma male Elon style]]
[[File:elon nazi salute.png|thumb|right|What a [[Retarded|special]] salute!]]

{{quote|At about 10 o’clock on Saturday evening, an angry Musk was examining one of the production line’s mechanized modules, trying to figure out what was wrong, when the young, excited engineer was brought over to assist him.

“Hey, buddy, this doesn’t work!” Musk shouted at the engineer, according to someone who heard the conversation. “Did you do this?”

The engineer was taken aback. He had never met Musk before. Musk didn’t even know the engineer’s name. The young man wasn’t certain what, exactly, Musk was asking him, or why he sounded so angry.

“You mean, program the robot?” the engineer said. “Or design that tool?”

“Did you fucking do this?” Musk asked him.

“I’m not sure what you’re referring to?” the engineer replied apologetically.

“You’re a fucking idiot!” Musk shouted back. “Get the fuck out and don’t come back!”|https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-tesla-life-inside-gigafactory/}}

{{quote|Enraged that a British cave diver called his idea to rescue the Thai soccer team for what it was — “a p.r. stunt [with] absolutely no chance of working” — Musk took to Twitter and called him a “pedo.”

Just like that, Tesla’s market value plummeted by $2 billion.

Musk has been in business since 2002. His stated goal is nothing short of transforming humanity through his products: his electric cars, space travel, and an underground high-speed Hyperloop system.

He has yet to succeed at anything but somehow spins every failure into proof of imminent success. His only accomplishment has been this decades-long Jedi mind trick.

Tesla is best known for blowing deadlines and consistently falling short on production.

In November 2017, Bloomberg reported that the company burns through $500,000 per hour. For two years now, Tesla has been suffering an epic talent drain, and in May, two top execs — one the liaison with the National Transportation Safety Board — walked out the door.

That’s to say nothing of the human toll.|https://nypost.com/2018/07/21/elon-musk-is-a-total-fraud/}}

{{quote|The Tesla and SpaceX CEO's latest controversy stems from a live video podcast interview late Thursday as he smoked what host Joe Rogan described as marijuana inside of tobacco. The apparent weed puffing incident may not create legal problems for Musk. After all, it's legal in California (though federal law still considers it a crime). But the episode fueled an emerging narrative among his critics that Musk is, at best, unfocused or, at worst, losing control altogether.....Musk stunned Wall Street in early August with a tweet that he had "funding secured" to take Tesla private at $420 per share. Though he maintained that he believed the funding was available to do the deal, he later said it was not a good idea after all. Now the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission is investigating.|https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2018/09/07/tesla-ceo-elon-musk-marijuana-controversy/1222499002/}}

== SpaceX, Rockets On A Walmart Budget AND PIZZA ON MARS ==
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{{quote|Musk spent about an hour and a half discussing SpaceX's strategy to fund and execute human colonies on Mars — and, certainly, several attendees asked him about that. But a few had more personal inquiries: one person wanted to pass a comic book, The Future of Fusion, to Musk onstage, and another asked if she could kiss Musk "on behalf of the ladies."

And the fun didn't stop there. In what was clearly a poorly timed pitch, someone looking to produce a Funny Or Die video asked Musk if he'd use math to ID the "most expendable" person (and thus the most appropriate passenger for a one-way Mars trip) on Earth. He then suggested that person was actor Michael Cera.

But the question that took the cake was from a recent Burning Man attendee, who wondered aloud whether Mars would have functional toilets or whether, like Burning Man, it would be a "dusty, waterless shitstorm."|https://mashable.com/2016/09/27/elon-musk-spacex-mars-questions/#ItyxwCKumqqD}}

{{quote|“Are you prepared to die? If that’s OK, then you’re a candidate for going,” Musk said. Would he become the first man on Mars himself? Probably not. “I’d definitely need to have a good succession plan because the probability of death is really high on the first mission. And I’d like to see my kids grow up.”

But for those who are willing to risk death – Musk would not advise sending your children – he pulled up a presentation slide that showed SpaceX’s timeline to begin flights to Mars in 2023. The cost of sending a person to Mars right now is about $10 billion, he said. And his goal is to bring that figure down to $200,000, the median price of a home in the US, and hopefully even lower, to $140,000.....“There’s a tremendous opportunity for anyone who wants to go to Mars to create something new and bold, the foundations of a new planet. Everything from iron refineries to the first pizza joint, things on Mars that people can’t even imagine today that might be unique to Mars,” he said.|https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/priya/elon-musk-spacex-there-will-be-pizza-on-mars}}
{{quote|He’d like to expand his franchise to the defense department, but his company has faced a more challenging time displacing the incumbents there: In a no-bid process, United Launch Alliance (ULA), a joint venture of Lockheed Martin and Boeing, received a bulk contract worth billions of dollars for 36 rocket launches earlier this year, despite plans to introduce more competition and other cost-saving measures. Musk’s tweets yesterday focused on what happened next: The man who awarded ULA the contract, defense official Roger “Scott” Correll, was hired soon after his retirement to handle government relations at Aerojet Rocketdyne, a company that builds rocket engines for ULA. Musk didn’t mince words online when offering his interpretation of events:

"V likely AF official Correll was told by ULA/Rocketdyne that a rich VP job was his if he gave them a sole source contract"

"Reason I believe this is likely is that Correll first tried to work at SpaceX, but we turned him down. Our competitor, it seems, did not."|https://qz.com/212876/elon-musk-says-he-lost-a-multi-billion-dollar-contract-when-spacex-didnt-hire-a-public-official/}}

{{quote|Musk was answering a flurry of tweets this morning when he responded to one from Signal’s Brian Acton, co-founder of the Facebook-owned WhatsApp, that contained the hashtag #deletefacebook. “What’s Facebook?” Musk queried. Afterward, a follower told Musk he should delete SpaceX’s Facebook page if Musk was “the man.” Musk claimed he didn’t even know it existed and then said he would, probably in an attempt to preserve his “the man” status.|https://www.theverge.com/2018/3/23/17156402/elon-musk-deleted-tesla-and-spacex-facebook-pages-twitter-challenge}}

== Elon Musk vs. Paedo Man ==
On June 23, [[2018]], a bunch of [[Thai]] boys who were members of a junior [[soccer|football]] team got themselves stuck in a cave because they're the [[Retarded|second least intelligent]] of all the different types of [[Azn]]. After the Thais got Elon Musk to build a fucking submarine, a [[British]] [[paedophile]] named '''Vern Unsworth''' decided to [[mock]] Elon's efforts and then steal all the glory for himself by rescuing the delicious [[Caveman|cave]][[shota]]s before Elon could.

==Gallery==
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File:Elon Musk weeb.jpg|Elon is a [[weeaboo]]. [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1051381006073118721]
File:Elon Musk weeb 2.png|[[OwO whats this..?]] [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1054509050350555136]
File:Elon Musk catgirl.png|Elon is actually a [[catgirl]]. [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1055653541317042177]
File:Elon Musk Bitcoin.png|[[Bitcoin]]-chan so [[kawaii]] ^_^ [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1054520588734058496]
File:Elon Musk Fortnite.png|Elon realizes how much of a [[meme]] he is. [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1053390822991790083]
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== Neuralink ==
'''Neuralink''' is Elon Musk's transhumanist vision for brain-chipping actual humans likely to turn them into zombies - or into [[aspies|Autists]] like himself. Neuralink caught the attention of many due to the fact it killed a bunch of [[Nigger|monkeys]] during its animal testing trial. Despite that, the FDA still allowed Elon to start putting these things into people's brains. [[Last Thursday]] some dumb fuck actually willed himself to get a Neuralink implanted into his brain even after news of the chimp deaths broke out after Elon made the claim it will be able to [[Lie|make people walk again]].

==Twitter Buyout==
After flirting back and forth with [[Twitter|the bird]] executives about buying the micro-blogging platform, Elon eventually made a legally binding deal to buy Twitter in early 2022. The Musk then attempted to pull a "I was only kidding guis" stunt but got slapped on the wrist with a lolsuit by the Twitter owners, forcing him into buying it [https://abcn.ws/3ax8JrX 4real]. ''Fuck around, find out'', as they say!

[[File:Dead Twitter bird.png|245px|right]]

Currently Elon is [[liar|claiming]] that he wants to make Twatter a [[Free Speech|Free Expression Zone]], which is sending modern liberals into a frenzied butthurt and mass exodus. Musk went on to make the code for Twitter [[Open Source|open-source]], but after a fall in users [[Mark Zuckerberg|The Zuck]] of [[Facebook]] harnessed its weakness and forked the source-code to make ''Threads'' (it was popular for a moment, but died out after a week.)

''Twitter Blue'' aka [[4chan Gold]]: Micro-blogging Edition is a new thing too. You can pay for a blue "verified badge" and to be able to bypass the "new features" such as the tweet view limit, max posts limit, etc! Very cool, Elon!

Later, Elon would also rebrand Twitter as ''[[XXX|X]]'', which is a nightmare for Search Engine Optimization. As if putting the site behind a log-in only wall wasn't bad enough. Simply a noob-ish move on Musk's part. And what would you call "Twitter videos".
== Drug Habits ==
As it turns out, Musky [[i told u i was hardcore|is a hardcore druggie]] and has been higher than giraffe tits for the past several years, which caused Tesla investors to and those close to him try to make him [https://futurism.com/the-byte/elon-musk-rehab go to rehab], but Elon said [[Amy Winehouse|no, no, no]]. Elon is seemingly unaware that [[HNNNNNNGGGGG|doing hardcore drugs in your 50s comes with consequences]]. As of recent his [[ketamine]] benders have been causing Elon to go on <s>[[Twatter|Twitter]]</s> Sorry, [[XXX|𝕏]] to [[BAWWWW|raise concern]] about brown people entering [[Jewnited States of Americunts|America]], although he himself was an immigrant from [[South Africa]]. If Musk keeps up these habits, he could end up as a contender for {{CURRENTYEAR}}'s Golden iPod of The Year.

== See Also ==
* [[Nikola Tesla]]
* [[Troll Science]]
* [[Al Gore]]
* [[Bernie Sanders]]
* [[Brianna Wu]] - The greatest threat to Elon's plan to bombard Earth with moon rocks.

== External Links ==
* https://youtu.be/nDwEFvOh9co?t=38m52s - Elon Musk rejects a level 2 super-genius, [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreateyourOwnVillain thus creating a supervillain] whom he will be murdered and raped by in the future
*{{Twitter|elonmusk|@elonmusk - his public <s>twitter</s> X account}}
*[https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2022/12/elon-musk-twitter-far-right-activist/672436/ Elon Musk Is a Far-Right Activist - The Atlantic; December 2022]
*[https://www.britannica.com/biography/Elon-Musk Encyclopedia Britannica entry on Elon Musk]
*{{Wikilink|Elon_Musk|Wikipedia entry on Elon Musk}}
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'''The Golden iPod Award''' is awarded to a person who managed to become [[an hero]] (i.e. [[No shit|commit suicide]]) in a [[lulzy]] way that brought joy to the [[interwebs]]. There can only be one Golden [[iPod]] each year, and the competition is very tough. The first person ever to receive an Golden iPod was [[Mitchell Henderson]], for his drama-inducing self-pwnage and subsequent posthumous pioneering of the phrase "[[an hero]]."

== Requirements for the Golden iPod Award ==
* The person must have become [[an Hero]].
* There must be [[drama]] involved.
* The person must have become an hero in a [[lulzy]] way.

== An Hero, [[2006]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2006]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]

* [[Mitchell Henderson]]
''For becoming the first person to receive the An Hero title and for bringing many lulz to the Internet. Mitchell showed us that death does not have to be sad, but could in fact be quite hilarious. For losing his iPod and creating a new classic [[meme]] in the process, Mitchell Henderson lives on in our hearts and in our hard drives, and receives the inaugural Golden iPod Award of 2006.''
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== [[2007]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod CHO.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2007]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
=== Nominees ===
*[[Chris Benoit]]
*[[Ben Vodden]]
*[[Broady Paul Ledet]]
*[[Charmaine Dragun]]
*[[Jodie Gater and Stephanie Gestier]]
*[[Kevin Neil Whitrick]]
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
*[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]
*[[Asa Coon]]
*[[Tyler Dumstorf]]

===An Winner ===

*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
''For performing the amazing feat of 32 * over 9,000 kills (<strike>33</strike> 31 if you count his self-pwning; suicide penalty, lulz), <strike>a high score which has yet to be broken</strike> <strike>learn to history ([[Port Arthur massacre]])</strike>(BRB Jail, Not An Hero - Epic win: Uiryeong massacre). But also for spawning major [[drama]], [[lulz]], and controversy on the interwebs. Cho also posted a tape of himself making lulzy threats, which has become a famed and legendary video. Mr. Seung-Hui even became a [[meme]], and even today, there are still people posting his image on the web.''
{{clear}}

== [[2008]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod satan claus.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2008]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
[[Golden iPod/Nominees 2008]]
=== Nominees ===
*[[Codey Porter|Codey "Code Red" Porter]]
*[[Hannah Bond|Hannah "Black Parade" Bond]]
*[[Megan Meier|Megan "Bulling Is Rabbit" Meier]]
*[[Jake Roberts|Jake "An Wii-ro" Roberts]]
*[[Joshua Nimm|Joshua "An Halo" Nimm]]
*[[Mr. Saari|Matti "The Finnisher" Saari]]
*[[Shaun Dykes|Shaun "GET ON WITH IT?" Dykes]]
*[[Candyjunkie|Abraham "Candyjunkie" Biggs]]
*[[Bruce Jeffrey Pardo|Bruce "Satan Claus" Pardo]]

==== Disqualified nominees ====

*[[Heath Ledger]] - He overdosed by accident, he never meant to become an hero. His OD wasn't even worth a darwin award, unlike [[Codey Porter]].
*[[Brandon Crisp]] - He had a luzly brawl with his parents, like [[Jake Roberts|Jake "An Wii-ro" Roberts]], but he did not run out in the woods to kill himself. He fell from a tree by accident, which is a unfunny death. [[Brandon Crisp]] was disqualified even though he is popular and did bring many lulz to the Internets and a [[b|specific image board]]. If Brandon jumped from a cliff or hanged himself from that tree, he could have won '''the game'''.
*[[Sam Leeson]] - Even though he spawned some lulz on 4chan and Bebo, he was nominated too late. '''PROTIP:''' nominate people '''before''' the voting starts.

=== An Winner ===

*[[Bruce Jeffrey Pardo|Bruce "Satan Claus" Pardo]]

''Bruce Jeffrey Pardo has [[winnar|won]] 2008's Golden iPod Award for the incredibly lulzy task of [[cosplay|dressing up]] like Santa Claus on Christmas Eve, knocking on his in-laws' door while they were having a Christmas party, and '''shooting an 8-year-old girl in the face''' when she answered. He subsequently went on to [[pwn]] nine people in all, including himself, but not before burning the house down with a flamethrower. The only explanation possible for this act is that he was extremely horny? Bruce Jeffrey Pardo was an amazing individual, but not least of all, he was [[An Hero]].''
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== [[2009]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod Tony48219.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2009]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
=== Nominees ===

*[[Tim Kretschmer]]
*[[Tony48219]]
*[[Jiverly Voong]]
*[[George Sodini]]

==== Disqualified ====

*[[Fort Hood|Nidal Malik "AbduWali" Hasan]] - Despite Getting Forth Place on the Southeast Regional High Score Leaderboard, he hereby has been disqualified after Æ's judges decided that paralyzation does not count as An Hero of the legs.
*[[David Carradine]] - Even though his death was self inflicted with help from an Asian hooker, David Carradines death was not planned nor [[Lie|lulzy]]. Æ's judges decided that you gotta have intent to become an hero. Carradine is out.

=== An Winner ===

*[[Tony48219]]

''Tony48219 won [[2009]]'s Golden iPod Award for going on a road trip to kill a negro [[Boxxy]] for hating on his religion. He has earned the respect of his fellow man for truly standing up for what he believes in.''
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== [[2010]] ==

[[File:Golden_iPod_ODB.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2010]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
By default, it goes to [[OldDirtyBtard]]. Rest in peace bro.

''On Saturday, October 30, OldDirtyBtard was martyred by the Pharisitic bastards at the Church of [[Scientology]]. The cause of death was labeled suicide, and the [[police]] refuse to investigate the issue further. He will be sorely missed. As ODB was a career alcoholic, over-aged EDiots (a word invented by the Captain himself) are advised to take a shot in remembrance.''
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== [[2011]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod old regime EDcom 2011.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2011]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The Golden iPod for 2011 goes to The [[Girlvinyl|Sherrodocracy]]. Because of the valiant suicide of Encyclopedia Dramatica dot com, we were able to rise from the ashes and become the ED that ED was meant to be.
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== [[2012]] ==
[[Image:Golden iPod Amanda Todd.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2012]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The 2012 Golden iPod winner is [[Amanda Todd]]. A [[16-year-old girl]] who got bullied in school for [[whore|fucking some dude who had a girlfriend]] because he pretended to love her. She also camwhored online and ended up having to change schools three times because some pedo tried to blackmail her for more nudes and kept posting her [[tits]] on [[Facebook]] for all her classmates to see when she refused. She eventually was "bullied" into becoming [[an hero]] by <s>drinking bleach</s> hanging herself on her [[Lame|third suicide attempt]]. She drank bleach during her first attempt, [[Fail|but survived after having her stomach pumped]].

'''Close seconds:''' An [[Asperger's Syndrome|autistic]] hero named [[Elementary Nightmare Before Christmas|Adam Lanza]] who committed the very lulzy act of pwning his mother, stealing her guns, using those guns to pwn twenty kids and six adults at the local elementary school, and then shooting himself.
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== [[2013]] ==
[[File:Golden iPod Dorner 2013.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2013]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
This year's winner is hyper-nigger [[Chris Dorner]]. Notable for inciting a county-wide manhunt after he published a manifesto and went out on a killing spree against the police who fired him. Finally he was cornered in a cabin in the woods which the police set on fire to try and smoke him out. But black rambo would not be taken so easily and he [http://abcnews.go.com/US/christopher-dorner-autopsy-death-single-gunshot-head/story?id=18518676 took the express train to hell instead] with a close range headshot.

=== Other nominees ===

* [[Aaron Swartz]] - Emo [[Reddit]] Jew.

* [[Ariel Castro]] - Killed himself in jail after being incarcerated for snatching up all the white girls.

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==[[2014]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Rodger 2014.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2014]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
===Nominees===
*[[Elliot Rodger]] - The Supreme Gentleman, the most alpha of the betas, and a poster boy for [[fedora]] enthusiasts everywhere, Elliot Rodger went on a killing spree and then killed himself simply because he couldn't get laid. As a result, he died a virgin, started a #YesAllWomen shitstorm all over social media, and added more fuel to the already-burning feminazi/SJW movement. *tips fedora in his honor.*
*[[Leelah Alcorn]] - A teenage [[tranny]] who committed suicide by jumping in front of some Arab's truck just to prove a point. And that point was that he was a Satanic heathen who refused to embrace his loving parents' Christian values by yearning to chop off his penis, change his name from Joshua to Leelah, and live a self-mutilated, gender-confused life as a devil-worshiping freak. If anything, he deserves the award for doing us a favor by ridding us of his maladjusted existence at such an early age.
*[[JewWario]] - A contributor of [[TGWTG]] who shot himself at the beginning of the year as an only escape from the shitty Internet circlejerk he had wrongfully associated himself with. The only lulzy thing to come out of it were the trolls decrying his death as a hoax used to earn sympathy money.

===Disqualified nominees===

*[[Robin Williams]] - The shitty actor best remembered for voicing an effeminate animated genie who befriends a homeless kid in a Disney movie, playing a cross-dressing granny and a mentally retarded manchild just to be around children in other movies, and starring in his final role as [[Hutchence's Syndrome|David Hutchence]] in the comfort of his own home. Disqualified as a nominee as his career had already been dead well before he was.

===An Winner===

[[Elliot Rodger]] wins the prize for 2014. He will be awarded the prize in a small ceremony on [[ED:IRC]]. Watch [[TJC]] for details.
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==[[2015]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Mercer 2015.jpg|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2015]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
2015 was a year rife in violence and misery. This can be said of any year; however, 2015 had the most mass shootings occur in history, as well as a lot of lulzy suicides.

===Nominees===
*[[Bryce Williams]] - A.K.A Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II, was a irl gay nigga who had an episode which resulted in him bringing his shitty nigger pistol [[glock]] to his former workplace, killing a few of his ex-coworkers in the process- live on TV.
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - One of several mass shooters as of late. Notable for legit posting on 4chan, which prompted several memes and created a 15-minute shitstorm.

===Honorable mention===
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]] - Muslims culturally enrich Europe. The result is over a hundred dead surrender monkeys. Terrorists killed in action, so they're disqualified.

===An Winrar===
The winnar for 2015 is [[Chris Harper-Mercer]]! Don't go to school tomorrow..

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==[[2016]]==
[[File:Golden iPod Cantone 2016.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2016]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Pretty much 2015 but with less high scores and one less tranny freak.

===Nominees===
*[[Ali David Sonboly]] - True Aryan of Germany, inflicted dozens of non-white roach-raced casualties. Became an hero.
*[[Bob8466]] - A high schooler from [[Iowa]] who was close to shooting up his school, but chose to become an hero by shooting himself in the head outside instead. He was a member of ED's Steam group, and for that, we extend a nomination to him. RIP ;_;
*[[Tiziana Cantone]] - Some cocksucker whore from [[Italy]] who cheated on her boyfriend and sucked [[37]] dicks in a row. The videos leaked and she got trolled hard, enough to commit [[suicide]] and wipe her useless traitorous whore life from this world. Good riddance.
*[[AcidChan]] - Anon becomes an hero by injecting acid into his fucking veins. He is never heard from again.
*[[Justin-anon]] - Another anon attempts to an hero, this time slicing the fuck out of his wrists and suffering massive blood loss. Believed to have died.
*[[Hillary Clinton]] [[leftard|supporters]] - Gained a landslide majority of popular votes in the nomination thread- sadly, only a scant few became an hero.
*[[Ted Cruz]] & [[Jeb Bush|Jeb Bush's]] presidential campaigns.

===Disqualified===
*[[Omar Mateen]] - Killed in Action; not suicide.
*[[Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel]] - Killed in Action; not suicide.

===An Winrar===
[[Tiziana Cantone]] gets it for becoming an hero after being exposed as a traitorous cocksucking slut! And because mass shootings have become a stale [[forced meme]].

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==[[2017]]==
[[File:Golden_Ipod_algore.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2017]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Quite possibly the [[lulz|lulziest]] year to date. 

A tranny offed himself and three others for his imaginary waifu, a gambler goes for the [[High Score]], we piss on the grave of a [[pervert|child molester]] and an obsessed fan of school shootings that spent his entire life preparing for his big day is finished even before he starts when he is cucked by a couch.

===Nominees===
*[[Robert Seman]] - Child molester who jumped from the top floor of the [[Youngstown|Mahoning County Courthouse]].
*[[Steve Stephens]] - Nigger who shot an old man in the face and put in on Facebook. Became an hero because he couldn't get his McDonald's Chicken McNuggets.
*Aaron Hernandez - Former NFL star who hung himself in prison after murdering Odin Lloyd.
*[[Randy Stair]] - Tranny [[Columbiner]] that was obsessed with Danny Phantom. Killed three people at the store he worked at and took [[shotgun mouthwash]] to be with his waifu.
*[[Linkin Park|Chester Bennington]] - Linkin Park frontman who hung himself because he realized that there was no coming back from making an album as shitty as One More Light.
*[[Grunge|Chris Cornell]] - Did the same just like Chester Bennington, finally got the [[Black dick hoax|black hole sun to come]]
*[[Scout Schultz]] - A deranged tranny who killed himself via death by cop.
*[[Stephen Paddock]] - A gambler who wanted to press his luck on a crowd of thousands of Country music fans before doubling down on himself.
*'''Tommy Page''' - Former member of ''New Kids On The Block'' who had no flair for [[irony]] and swallowed a bottle of pills because he didn't want to be '''Hang'n Tough'''. Only claim to fame is that he was in that band with Mark Wahlberg's brother.
*'''[[Lil Peep]]''' - Emo Rapper that did more than just talk about suicide and deleted himself after reading [[Dr Who|The Veritas]].
*'''Slobodan Praljak''' - Croatian hero who killed many muslims in the Bosnian war. During his trial for war crimes announced "I am not a war criminal!" and downed a bottle of poison, then said "I just drank poison" as the judge was telling him to "respect the court" and dropped dead on the spot.
*'''[[User:AlGore]]/[[William Atchison]]''' - ED sysop who killed two people at his high school, then an hero'd. Somehow managed to get a worse score than Randy Stair.

=== Honorary Mention ===

'''[[Randy Robert Stair]]'''

He did it all for the ghost nookie

Come on

The ghist nookie

Come on

So Danny Phantom can take that ghost cookie

And Stick it up his, yeah!

Stick it up his, yeah!

Stick it up his, yeah!

=== An Winrar ===

'''[[User:AlGore]]/[[William Atchison]]''' - For being that special type of person that chooses to die in the exact same way that they lived by bringing a smile to our faces on their way out. R.I.P. The Sofa Cuck.

==[[2018]]==
[[File:Chloe Sagal Golden Ipod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2018]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
According to your [[leftard|libtard]] masters, [[Trump|Our great and mighty war god]]'s oppression has sickened our country and is spreading an illness that shall devour every soul in the land so expect a good show this year. Think '''The Stand'''
===Nominees===
*[[Shuaiby]] - [[Kurt Cobain]] wannabe and possible tranny who livestreamed himself blowing his head off, posted the stream to [[R9k]].
* [[Nasim Aghdam|Nasim Najafi Aghdam]] - Crazy bitch who tried to shoot up the HQ of [[YouTube|JewTube]], miserable failure who did worse than [[William Atchison|couch cuck]].
* [[Verne Troyer]] - Best known as Mini-Me. Drank himself to death.
* [[Sweden|Avicii]] - [[Gore|Cut himself to death with a broken wine bottle.]]
* [[Kate Spade]] - Killed her self out of despair because she was rich.
* Anthony Bourdain - Decided to take his chances on finishing his game of hangman with [[Kate Spade]] who rage-quit 5 June 2018, (and lost) 3 days later on the 8th.
* [[Chloe Sagal]] - Attention-whoring tranny scammer who set himself on fire in the middle of a public park because he was homeless and insane. Had a long history of [[Threatening suicide|suicide-baiting]] before finally doing it for real.
* [[Richard Russell]] - A lowly airline baggage handler tired of being down on his luck, who decided to end it all with one hell of an airline joyride, before crashing it far away from anyone who could get hurt. A true American Hero.
*[https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/utah-plane-crash-house-home-payso-duane-youd-argument-wife-a8491121.html%3famp Duane Youd] - After a fight with his wife, Duane stole a plane, went all [[9/11]] and crashed it into his house.

===Disqualified===
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nikolas Cruz]] - Arrested after his epic shooting spree.
*[[Santa Fe High School Shooting|Dimitrios Pagourtzis]] - Surrendered to the police after shoot out.
*[[Capital Gazette Shooting|Jarrod Ramos]] - Arrested in action.

===An Winnar===
Chloe Sagal: She may have been a tranny, but I guess she still had the balls to go through with it.

==[[2019]]==
[[File:Etikagoldenpod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2019]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
===Nominees===
*[[Pie Pivotmontier-O]] - 15 year old YTPer and Spongebob fanboy. Jumped off a bridge due to abusive parents.
*Brody Stevens - Some Noone comedian no one cared about that an hero'd
*Kelly Catlin - Dyke looking cyclist bitch who an hero'd, mega Baww from the Olympic community.
*[[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro & Luiz Henrique de Castro]] - Based Sopa de macacos who zerg'd their school with bows and a Revolver.
*Arvind Sinha - Leader of the Indian Air Force, An hero’d after almost starting World War III
*Alan García - Former Peruvian President that shot himself in the head when he was being arrested for money laundering and taking bribes.
*[[Sol Pais]] - Retarded girl obsessed with Columbine and wanted to shoot up the place as a tribute. Killed herself in the woods and died alone like you will.
*[[Etika]] - He wuz depressed n shieeett n jumped off the Manhattan bridge only to be found 5 days later
*[[Santino William Legan]] - Incel who shot up a garlic festival and did poorly.

===Disqualified===
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - Removed kebab and got arrested.
*[[DeWayne Craddock]] - Showed that America still has it, and got pwned by cops.
*[[Connor Betts]] - Killed in action
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - Arrested. The west has fallen.
*[[Jeffrey Epstein]] - Suicide too ambiguous.

===Honorable mention===
*[[Gleb Korablev]] - Blew his head off with a Saiga semi-automatic shotgun on VK Live (Russian [[Brenton Tarrant|Facebook Live]]). Afterwards, a [[pretty cool guy]] on JewTube uploaded a clip of the stream titled 1444.

===An Winnar===
[[Etika]]: For all of the [[lulz|juicy drama]] you have given us, especially the Ethan Kline & [[Keemstar]] drama, You, Etika, are ED's 2019 Golden Ipod Winnar.

==[[2020]]==
[[File:Apollo_legend_golden_ipod.png|200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2020]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Due to lack of lulzy suicides due to the [[Coronavirus|Commie Plague]], 2020's Golden Ipod Winnar is Apollo Legend. Apollo Legend was a Gamer from YouTube, who was most well known for, before his [[An Hero|an heroing]], being a Streamer with a large fanbase, being a Gigantic Asshole, and defending a White Nationalist named RWhiteGoose. Before officially killing himself, he blamed DarkViper and EZScape for his Suicide.

A close second for winner was [[2020 Nashville Bombing|the Nashville bombing guy]], but People stopped giving a fuck after less than a week.

===Honorable mention===
*[[Ronnie McNutt]] - who turned his face into ground spaghetti on [[Facebook]] live, Became one of the biggest lulzfests in [[internet]] history.

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==[[2021]]==
[[File:Lowtaxipod.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2021]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
Year #2 of the COVID plague.
===Nominees===
*[[Brandon Hole]] - Nazi horsefucker, who was maddeningly in love with applejack. Couldn't meet his tulpa GF IRL, and "Went Postal" so to speak.
*[[Samuel Cassidy|Samuel James Cassidy]] - Oldfag boomer who went crazy and shot up his workplace
*[[Jürgen Conings]] - Played Hide N' Seek with Interpol for 3 weeks; He was later found dead and decomposing
*[[Jake Davison]] - Ugly [[Incel]] britfag who shot and killed 6 people including [[Pedophile|children]]
*[[Lowtax]] - Died of an overdoes
*Aidan Ingalls - [[Incel]] [[Columbiner]] from Michigan who was almost IRL banned for threatening to commit a school shooting, only shot up a pier, killing only one person.
*[[Olympics|Cameron Burrell]] - Fastasfuck olympic nigger who shot himself in a parking lot
*UK Thang - [[Azn|Blzn Azn]] who shot up a Kroger in Tennessee and An hero'd
*[[Academy Maniacs|Nikita Lytkin]] - [[3 guys 1 hammer]] copycat serial killer

===Disqualified===
*[[John Mcafee]] - [[Jeffrey Epstein|SSDD]]
*[[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa]] - [[Muslim|Dirt Worshiper]] who committed snackbar in Libtard Colorado city, got nearly pnwt by cops
*[[Ilnaz Galyaviev]] - Ruski who shot up his local school, did poorly and was a [[Vladislav Roslyakov|copycat]]
*[[Timur Bekmansurov]] - Sh0t up sk00l, got crippled by a police officer, lost his leg, and is somehow still alive.
*[[Ethan Crumbley]] - <s>Ugly autist who did piss-poorly, only fragging 4 kids</s> Also is still alive and kicking in prison retards
*[[Byuu]] /Near - Tranny who was harassed by Kiwifarms enough to fake their own suicide note and delete all social media, No evidence of suicide

===An Winnar===
[[Lie|(SPOILER ALERT)]] [[Lowtax]] ended up being the winner for this year, by a lot. Our condolence are with something awful; we hope he has 5 bucks for goon heaven.

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==[[2022]]==
[[Image:Golden iPod 2022.png|thumb|200px|[[Winnar]] of the [[2022]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The third and final year of the [[Coronavirus|COVID plague]], before everybody [[Shit nobody cares about|stopped giving a fuck]] when the war in [[Ukraine]] began.

EDiots were too lazy to start the vote back in December of 2022 or January of 2023, so the vote had to start in February of 2023. The results can be seen {{edf|t|vote-now-for-2022s-golden-ipod-prize.5652|here}}.

===Nominees===
*Gregory Pardun - Based father who shot his nagging wife and {{fandomlink|youtube|*WaRnEr*,_the_Goobermeister|his failure of a son}} who still watched [[spongebob]] at 16 and made [[Youtube Poop|Youtube poops]], offed himself to avoid [[buttsecks]] in prison.
* Nikolai G. - Anonymoose German 18 year old who shot up his university with cowboy guns.
* [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Raymond_Spencer|Raymond Spencer]] - [[Spic|Mutt]] who shot up a neighborhood in Washington D.C and [[Brenton Tarrant|livestreamed it]]. Also had a poster of [[Yakub]].
* Michael Louis - [[Nigra]] who went crazy and shot up a [[hospital]] after [[Drug Addict|being refused painkillers.]]
*Ethan Blair Miller - Edgelord tryhard who shot up his local [[Jared Lee Loughner|Safeway]]. Failed to beat [[Payton Gendron|Payton's]] or [[Randy Robert Stair|Tranny Phantom's]] score.
* [[Artyom Kazantsev]] - Slavic [[Nazi]] who shot up a school like his [[Vladislav Roslyakov|idols]] before, [[Do it faggot|and actually finished the job]].
*[[Nathan Larson]] - [[Libertarian|LOLbertarian]] [[Sick Fuck|pedophile rights advocate]] who was arrested after [[To catch a predator|kidnapping a 12 year old.]] Did the [[Doing it right|rare an hero of starvation in prison.]]
* Jason David Frank - The [[Power Rangers|Green Power Ranger]]. Go Go'd his neck into a noose.
* Stephen "tWitch" Boss - [[Nigger]] DJ of [[Jerry Springer|The Ellen DeGeneres Show]]. Shot himself.
* [[Panya Khamrab]] - Outdid [[Adam Lanza]] by stabbing and shooting a bunch of kids to death, before coming back home to delete his family.

===Disqualified===
* [[Frank James]] - [[Schizo]] nigger who shot up a subway in [[Brooklyn]] before giving himself up.
*[[Payton Gendron]] - [[Lies|Totally real and mentally ill white teenager who shot up a grocery store in Buffalo, killing a couple nigs.]]
*[[Salvador Ramos]] - [[Tranny]] [[Spic]] who killed [[Sandy Hook|20+ kids]] at a school after shooting his poor granny in the face
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar_Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]] - [[Islam|Snackbar]] in [[Norway]]. During [[Fag Enabler|Pride month]] to add insult to injury.
*[[Robert Crimo]] - [[Soundcloud]] sadboy [[rapper]] who shot up a 4th of July parade
*[[Orlando Harris]] - The [[Typical|2nd black mass shooter of 2022]]. Was a [[columbiner]] and [[Black people|blackcel]], shot up high school before being gunned down by wascist ass pigs in vain of Michael Brown.
* Countless suicides by dumb [[Women|broads]] trying to take off-brand [[abortion]] meds to kill their babies after [[Roe v. Wade]] was overturned

==[[2023]]==
[[File:Golden iPod 2023.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2023]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
The first year proper without COVID ([[Japan|for most people]]).

Voting took place on [[Christmas|December 24]], [[2023]] and ended January 1, 2024. The results can be seen {{EDF|t|vote-now-for-2023s-golden-ipod-prize.7618|here}}.

===Nominees===
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Anthony_McRae|Anthony Dwayne McRae]] - [[Boomer]] [[Nigger]] who shot up [[College|Michigan State University]].
*Huu Can Tran - [[80-year-old Chinese man in panties|Oldfag Azn]] who shot up a dance studio killing other gooks before getting a [[Wanted Level|6 star wanted level]] by the FBI ending in his [[An hero|honorable seppuku.]]
*Diana "Coconut Kitty" Deets - Blow-up doll-looking [[OnlyFans]] [[whore]] with millions of followers suddenly killed herself because "[[Bawww|darkness weighed down on her heart]]". [https://coomer.party/onlyfans/user/coconutkitty (click 4 nudez)]
*[[Ted Kaczynski]] - Based uncle Ted, '''the Unabomber''' [[Jeffrey Epstein|killed himself in prison]] after a long battle with [[cancer]].
*[[Sinéad O'Connor]] - Can't get over son Shane's [[suicide]] so she kills herself like the [[Islam|Muslim]] she became when she turned her back on [[Catholic|Christ]] to become a heathen that worships a rock in [[Saudi Arabia]] under the [[Terrorist]] name of Shuhada Sadaqat.
*[[Robert Card]] - [[Batshit Insane]] former Army fag shoots up bowling alley and gets away, [[pwns]] more noobs at a restaurant before [[Epic Win|getting away again]] and eventually decides to [[self-pwn]] after realizing a [[schizo]] like him isn`t escaping an [[FBI]] manhunt and that ending it instead will generate the most [[lulz]]. 18 killed and 13 wounded
*[[Ryan Christopher Palmeter]] - [[Brenton Tarrant|Attempted savior]] of the [[White Devils|white race]] who was caught trying to shoot up an [[Chimpmania|all black college]] so instead shot up a [[Food stamps|Dollar General]] and himself.
*James Yoo - Schizo [[azn]] who blew up his house with a flare gun after [[Police|gangstalkers]] attempted to raid his residence.
*[[Columbine_Copycats#Alina_Afanaskina|Alina Afanaskina]] - A 14-year-old Russian girl shot up her school in the name of [[Columbine]] to get back at her bullies. Only killed one person before blowing her brains out.

===Disqualified===
*[[Audrey Hale]] - Female-to-male mass shooter who shot up a Christian school in Nashville. Failed to an hero and was instead killed by cops.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Mauricio_Martinez_Garcia|Mauricio Martinez Garcia]] - [[Wut|Beaner white supremacist]] who shot up a mall before being ventilated by police.
*Anthony Polito - [[Fail|Former professor]] who shot up the University of Nevada before getting KIA'd by cops. [[Stephen Paddock|Viva Las Vegas]].
*"The Trickster" - [[WatchPeopleDie]] user made {{WPD|h/social/post/108252/wpd-users-falsified-suicide-video-the_trickster|an obviously fake suicide video}} for attention.

===Honorable mention===
*[[David Kozák]] - Became the current Czech High Score champion by shooting up a university in Prague, but this happened way too close to the end of the year, so nobody bothered to nominate him.

===An Winnar===
The [[Unabomber]] won, by far. All the other candidates were [[shit nobody cares about|absolute nobodies]].

==[[2024]]==
[[File:Golden iPod 2024.png||200px|thumb|right|[[Winnar]] of the [[2024]] [[Golden iPod]]!]]
A year marked by a number of [[assassination]]s and [[FAIL|assassination attempts]], notably against [[the Donald]]. [[Luigi Mangione]]'s assassination of megacorporation CEO [[The Man|Brian Thompson]] using a 3D printed gun officially marked the beginning of the [[cyberpunk]] era.

Voting took place on New Year's Eve. The results can be seen {{EDF|t|2024-golden-ipod-awards.3549|here}} {{archive|fRAr5}}.

===Nominees===
*[[Aaron Bushnell]] - Zogbot [[Vietnam War|ching chong]] wannabe who self immolated himself outside the Israeli embassy to support the inbred goatfuckers of [[Palestine]]. [[:File:Aaron Bushnell Hero.mp4|Livestreamed it too!]] and got a street named after him!
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Dylan_Butler|Dylan Butler]] - Another edgy tranny who shot up his school. Only pwned two noobs and [[almost raped]] six others.
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Glenn_Litton|Glenn Litton]] - AARON BUSHNELL 2.0 : [[Adam Lanza|LANZANIAN]] [[Electric Boogaloo|BOOGALOO]]
*John Barnett - Boeing whistleblower that downed some glock mouthwash during a deposition against Boeing under [[Murder|mysterious circumstances]].
*Kagney Linn Karter - Pornstar [[whore]] who Kurt Cobain'd herself with a shotgun.
*Maxwell Azzarello - Schizo redditor who self-immolated in front of the New York City courthouse where [[The Donald]] is on trial.
*[[Natalie Rupnow]] - [[Audrey Hale]] if she were a Nazi instead of a pooner.
*Nex Benedict - Heckin' cute and valid non-binary teen who an hero'd cuz bullied
*Romeo Nance - Random Nigger killed eight people in a several shootings and tried to escape the [[party van]] but ending up having to An hero after the cops found him.
*Samuel Santana Andrade - Another boring school shooter in Brazil who pwned 3 classmates before an hero. Motive:Unknown (at the moment).
*Sewell Setzer III - Died in February, The [[Dying alone|Lonely]] nigger who simped for a Character.ai bot of [[Game of Thrones|Daenerys Targaryen]] a little too hard.
*[[Twomad]] - Unfunny pedophile nigger e-celeb who overdosed on fentanyl while playing [[Overwatch]]. [[Dying Alone|Wasn't found until 5 days after his death.]]

=== Disqualified ===
*[[High Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Arda Küçükyetim]] - [[Tarrant]] kid who wounded 5 with a knife. Obviously on the 75% of the stabbing high scores don't an hero themselves or with [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|the help of police]], so he failed.
*[[Colt Gray‎]] - [[Adam Lanza]] wannabe. [[Epic Fail|Killed 4 people]] and failed to an hero.
*{{glow|[[Luigi Mangione]]}} - The hero we need but don't deserve.
*[[Mia Janin]] - She killed herself in 2021. She's only here because we just found out about her. She wouldn't have won the 2021 one either. Just another angsty slut.
*{{glow|[[Ryan Routh]]}} - Failed assassin of [[The Donald]] #2. V&.
*[[OceanGate|Stockton Rush]] - Killed 5 people (including himself) with his invention. The reason he wasn't a nominee in [[2023]] is because [[nobody cares]] about this [[aspie]]'s submersible.
*{{glow|[[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]}} - Failed assassin of [[The Donald]] #1. Killed by the Secret Service.

===An Winnar===
This round goes to the self-hating Americunt and barbeque enthusiast [[Aaron Bushnell]], who took on the [[Fire Challenge]] and saved [[Palestine]]. Bonus points for [[Twitch|livestreaming]] the embarrassing moment he began to regret his decision and start screeching like a [[Ironic|creature from hell]].

== [[2025]] ==
=== Nominees ===
*[[Aco Martinović]] - Montenegroid went apeshit after losing a bar fight.
*[[Matthew Livelsberger]] - [[Drumpf]] hater blew up his Cybertruck outside his hotel in Las Vegas.
*Nautica Malone - Nigger killed himself after getting caught [[fapping]] on camera at a drive-thru bikini cafe.

=== Disqualified ===
*[[Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar]] - Sandnigger killed 15 people with his truck before being killed by the [[Cops|pigs]].

== See also ==
*[[An Hero]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[iPod]]
*[[Mitchell Henderson]]
*[[You win the prize]]

 

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Health Care Rage

2024-12-29T07:00:52Z

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{{spoiler|obamacare was written by the insurance companies and many [http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/health/2010-10-07-healthlaw07_ST_N.htm big corporations are already exempt from having to pay their employees insurance]! Have fun competing with big corporations as a small business now}}
{{quote|We must remove all doubt in anyone's mind that those expressions and those acts of vandalism and those threats of more have no place in the civil debate in our country.|Speaker of the House, [[Nancy Pelosi]].}}
[[File:Healthcarerage8.jpg|thumb|Your choice]]

:''For a similar article written by [[ODB|a grumpy British man]] who [[liberal|hates America]], see [[Obamacare]].''
The [[old media]] has the distinct disadvantage of being pasteurized of any sort of anger at all when it comes to reporting news on the recent health care bill’s passage. Sure, you can turn on buffoons like [[Sean Hannity|Hannity]], [[Glenn Beck|Beck]], and [[Billo The Clown|O’Reilly]] and listen to them cry out words like “Authoritarianism” and “Tyranny,” but you just cannot get the full spectrum of fury that the ever-changing internet displays. Comments on news articles, forum rants, and blogs demonstrate, in a grand manner, the ability of common idiots to jump to the next level of absurdly moronic behavior.

And it isn’t just the right-wing mouth-breathers who are in on this gig. Liberal [[Hippy|hippies]], long known for their horrendously loud mouths, have added to the online cacophony, ramping up the vitriol to never before seen levels of acrimony. These internet tantrums, akin to the phenomena of being a sore winner, are dripping with smarmy jabs and ad hominem attacks that, when observed by those on the right, incite even further spasms of spittle flinging ire.

This vicious circle, made of [[conservative]] punch and [[liberal]] counter-punch, is what makes '''Health Care Rage''' so full of absurdity, but the best part, by far, is that the debate is only beginning, and it has already spilled into [[IRL]].

Because of conservative [[lawlsuits]] and other meddling, we can expect another three years (at least) of this sort of [[lulz]].

==History==
By now you probably know more about health care reform than you ever thought you would have to know or ever wanted to know. If you do not, the events of March, 2010 have probably brought you up to speed quite quickly. In a nutshell, the [[Obama]] administration had the desire to pass a bill into law that would reform how health care, insurance companies, and small business owners would be dealt with in the future. Obama cited several reasons for this, including:

*helping the [[Homeless|needy]] (see also: NIGGERS)

*driving down existing health care costs (while also driving up [[taxes]] and killing small businesses)( While also counter acting that by making it so small business's don't have to provide health care to employees)

*ensuring that health care [[Taxes|stays affordable]] in the future (sticking your children with ballooning payments into an untested void that no one is sure will work)

What President Obama didn’t realize at the time was that roughly 50% of the American population didn’t want to fix health care and the above cited reasons were a bunch of crap. The other 50% who supported the bill did so out some feeling of remorse over how the health care industry has treated poor, disadvantaged folks and also because they believed it was high time for this reform to be made. Obama himself had ulterior motives, namely his presidential legacy…even though he already has that sewn up because he’s black. But, remember kids, all statistics are made up on the spot.

In any event, the bill was voted on and passed. Conservatives cited that the move to vote on the bill in the house was unconstitutional and therefore illegal. Liberals cited the never-ending republican filibuster was an extreme measure that needed to be circumvented so that real change could be made for the betterment of the American people. What everybody cited was the fact that nobody had read the bill all the way through and that it was fully understood by nobody. This intricate lack of understanding has prompted rage from both sides of congress as well. Republicans argue that it is packed full of pork and [[communism]], liberals claim that the bill needed to be passed to be fully understood. This was illustrated best by Speaker of the House [[Nancy Pelosi]] stating “[[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome|We have to pass this bill to see what it contains]].”

===2012===
On [[srsly|Thursday]], June 28, 2012, the Supreme Court upheld the reforms signed into law by Black Jesus in 2010. This caused massive asspain to the right, many of whom [http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-moving-to-canada-because-of-obamacare plan to] [[doing it wrong|move to Canada]], because they don't have Nationalized Healthcare there. Oh, wait... they do.

==Cast of Characters==
[[File:Jesse jackson.jpg|thumb|President Obama candidly explains the health care bill.]]
To gain a better understanding of the whole mess…and to figure out who people are talking about, it is best to introduce a limited dramatis persona so that [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] readers can fully understand who they are reading about.

===[[Barack Obama]]===

Elected as part of the [[Black Jesus|liberal backlash]] against [[George Bush]], Obama promised “Change!” as his election platform. Nobody knew where this change might be coming from, and nobody knew which direction it was headed, but whatever the case, it landed firmly on health care reform. Liberals think he is the messiah and conservatives think he is either the second coming of [[Lenin]], [[Hitler]] or the [[Satan|Anti-Christ]], they can’t seem to make up their minds.

===The [[Tea Party]]===

Obama’s main opponent in all of this mess. Tea Party members claim to be the voice of America’s John Q. Public, but more often than not they end up looking like rich greedy ungrateful assholes, or the brainless redneck sheep whos 50+ hours a week of labor keep aforementioned assholes undeservedly spoiled. Originally founded by [[Fox News]] shortly after Obama’s election, Tea Party members want to convey a conservative agenda in difference to moderate reform, but since they denounce every word that comes out of a democrats mouth, they usually appear to be toting some party line.

On the day of the actual vote, Tea Party protesters in Washington were accused of hurling such insults as “[[NIGGER]]” and “[[FAGGOT]]” at House members as they entered the capital building. Since no [[youtube]] video files of this exist, it can be speculated that this name-calling was just fiction drummed up by democratic supporters of the bill.

===[[Nancy Pelosi]]===
[[File:Pelosi scray.jpg|thumb|Pelosi - proponent of free plastic surgery.]]
Nancy Pelosi is the Speaker of the United States House of Representatives and as such, she is second in line to the Presidency behind [[Joe Biden]] if somebody decides to shoot Obama. Conservatives view her as a shrill harpy of a woman who is incapable of opening her mouth without lying. Liberals view her as the living combination of Mother Teresa and [[Santa Claus]]…who brings gifts of good will, Medicare and Medicaid benefits, charity, and welfare to all the good little minority boys and girls.

===[[Law|Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act]]===

Public Law 111-148 was passed by congress on March 23, 2010 by a 219-212 vote. Democrats mostly voted along their party line, with a noticeably small amount of dissenters (39). Republicans voted in lockstep as well, with every last one of them voting against the bill. It was not enough and the bill was passed as a law on March 25, 2010 along with some reforms tossed in called the “Health Care and Education Reconciliation Act of 2010.”

Republicans say that the bill (now a law for the time being) is packed full of all sorts of communistic bullshit and as many as 38 state attorneys general began preparing lawsuits to block the law at the states level. This is where the real hate begins to stir. Despite the fact that Obama, for much of his early presidency, had a supermajority, he was unable to pass the bill in the Senate. With the death of Senator Teddy Kennedy, he lost his supermajority and was now vulnerable to a Senate Fillibuster…which is basically people getting and keeping the floor of the House by talking gibberish. The only way to pass the bill was to go around the congress and push a vote via the “Slaughter Rule” which is an unconstitutional way to just pass a bill without a vote because an already similar bill had been voted on and passed.

Democrats say that the law (the lawsuits don’t exist yet) is for the good of the people whether they want it or not. They cite the massive rise in healthcare costs and say that their constituents are sick of being pushed around by republican fat cats…and they just aren’t going to take it anymore. Also, they feel that the models of Canada and Europe should be emulated, [[truth|because free healthcare works so well in those communities.]]

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{{quote|Didn’t Rush Limbaugh promise us he would leave the country if this thing passed? And if so, who is with me on gifting him with a ticket?|Liberal [http://archive.fo/bMUpo shenanigans].}}
*[[Rush Limbaugh]]. A political windbag who says that healthcare reform is the first massive step towards socialism and (gasp) communism.
*[[Glenn Beck]]. Another pundit who can’t keep his mouth shut about the illegalness of the healthcare reform bill. He claims that this is the end of the world and that Barack Obama is the anti-Christ. Raped and murdered a young girl In 1990.
*[[Daily Kos|Harry Reid]]. Democratic Senator of Nevada. He is pro-life yet supported the healthcare bill despite the fact that it would pay for abortions with tax money.
*[[Abortion|Stupak-Pitts Amendment]]. An amendment that removed free abortions from the healthcare reform bill. While the language of the Stupak-Pitts Amendment was left out of the actual healthcare reform law, it was added by Obama via Executive Order 13535. This was a case of cutting off something that was wanted…because nobody in their right minds would actually vote FOR free, abortions paid for with tax dollars.
*[[Democracy|November 2, 2010 Midterm election day in the United States]]. On this Tuesday, all 435 seats in the United States House of Representatives and 36 of the 100 seats in the United States Senate will be contested in this election along with 38 state and territorial governorships, many state legislatures, four territorial legislatures and numerous state and local races. Because of this, many political pundits believe that the healthcare reform bill passing will make this election day one of extreme anger and extreme right-wing victories.

===Final Boss===
After many days of chronic back pain and spending his days fapping to Breloom in his mom's basement, a man named [[Luigi Mangione]] decided to take matters into his own hands and shot the CEO of [[Jews|United Healthcare]], causing international levels of butthurt amongst rich fuckwads everywhere.

==Let the Rage Begin==
Now that all of the history and players are set, it is now time to display what has gone on so far on the internet.

===Republican Rage===

{{quote|R.I.P USA|Conservatives are eating [[You Bawww, You Lose|WAAAAAAHnilla]] ice cream cones.}}

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|Say hello to Rationing. Remember the gov recommendations no mammograms or breast exams are needed for women younger than 40. So the good news is if you're a woman under 50 you will not need a mammo and the gov. and ins. companies will save money. The bad news some will die as a result, but hey that's part of the price we have to pay for obamacare. Cheers!!!|Comments from [http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_health_care_overhaul this] article.

|They didn't include the cost of changing all the government buildings to say USSA instead of USA.
Now we will be like Canada and the U.K. with long waits and little true health care.|More from [http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_health_care_overhaul that] article.

|Great. So the story of the day is: higher taxes, more people with medicar (which is already a broken system) and the eventuality of terrible health care because nobody wants to enter a field where you have to go to school for an exceptionally long time, only to find out that you'll need a second job to support your joy of saving lives because you get to basically be a government employee who's salary doesn't allow you to break even. Obama-fail.|Still more.

|Tell you what, DNC intern boy, you show me the proof that cost controls and monopolization mitigation practices are going to be included to prevent the use of pricing to get people off coverage if they get seriously sick, or to preclude policies from being usable via the same means, and I’ll start apologizing for being wrong and send teh DNC a check for 300 bucks|Once they have it, they won't want to give it up.

|This is no victory for the American people. This was, at best, a victory for your party. And a whole lot of us don’t really give a flying shit about it. Here’s a crumb for your troubles. You guys are funny to watch crawling on the floor to find them.|If nobody cares, why are you complaining?

|Aside from being one of the biggest douchebags to ever post on this site, you have absolutely no command of jack shit. The reason you avoid those questions is because you don’t have any answerts. And you don’t have answers because they don’t exist. All you say is, “read teh bill!” like a retarded wind up toy over and over again. of course, if anyone’s read the bill as many times as you ostensibly have, then the answer should be at your fingertips and, being the concerned, colonial “green” guy you are, you’d be happy to educate the rest of us morons. But you can’t, because you are a lying piece of shit.|Nobody has read the bill we just passed into law.

|Haizel allegedly said Obama messed with the Constitution, the country is becoming Communist and he was going to Washington to kill that (expletive).|Some dude was going to shoot Obama. See external links below.

|You would think they would come down to the floor of the House and say these actions, this language is deplorable and we ask that all of our supporters engaged in this conversation on either side do so in a conscientious and reasonable way.|Rep. Steve Driehaus, an Ohio Democrat who received death threats.

|Just recently I have been directly threatened. A bullet was shot through the window of my campaign office in Richmond this week. To use such threats as political weapons is reprehensible. Enough is enough. It has to stop.|Republican whip Eric Cantor blames Democrats for shooting up his office.

|Barack Obama has communized our bodies. Whatever we do to obtain medical treatment, we first have to ask permission from Barack. If the Great Leader deems it ok that you should see any doctor you wish, then it is allowed. But if he changes his mind, he passes another law and then it's not allowed. That's not a right. That's a privilege.|BARACK OBAMA IS A COMMUNIST.

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===Democrat Rage===

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|Fuck these neanderthal kooks! I heard Michele Bachmann decry Obama for not “uniting” us when fucking ignorant, fascist, corporate whores like her and Beck and Limbaugh and Hannity and Palin and Steve King and Boehner and Cantor and… keep screaming “tyranny”, “communism”, “authoritarianism”… for wanting to get 50 million people without health care insurance some form of access to a doctor.|From [http://blogs.alternet.org/speakeasy/2010/03/22/right-wingers-predictably-explode-with-rage-over-historic-health-care-vote/ this] article.

|If my recall of my high school social studies class serves me well, there were people like this when the civil rights amendment passed, when the women suffrage amendment passed, and so on. The all said that the country would go to ruins, but we didn't. We simply took one step closer to establishing a more perfect union, as we realized those inalienable rights of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Kudos! We got another one right!|Socialism is a RIGHT!

|You can’t unite crazy people if they keep insisting on being totally unhinged. There is no reasoned debate with psychopathic assholes like to lots of these ideologues. Fuck you all; I wish I could be a fly on the wall when you meet your maker and he banishes you to hell for being the despicable, calloused, lying fuckheads that each and every one of you are! Oh, and congratulations on the victory Obama.|uncited

|Medicare and Social Security are models of economic efficiency compared to Wall Street and the for profit health care industry. If right wingers want to delude themselves into believing that the programs are “going broke”, then I can’t stop them from embracing their own self deception.|what???

|Many provisions go into effect immediately. In ten years, this law (hopefully with many improvements) will be as popular as Medicare and Social Security are now. It clearly could have been better but that’s what you get when you have two wings of the same party and one wing is completely unhinged from the bird.|Aren't those programs only popular with homeless bums and welfare moms?

|There have also been reports of vandalism against congress members who voted for the bill. The violent rhetoric leads to real violence, for sure. Do they think we’re scared of them? No way! Let’s get ready to rumble!|Hippies are unable to "rumble."

|Leaders of the Republican Party, they call the passage of this bill Armageddon! Armageddon. End of freedom as we know it! So after I signed the bill I looked around to see if there were any asteroids falling or ...|Barack Obama, making a Bruce Willis joke.

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==Video==

Don't lose your mind, there are videos for both Liberal rage and Republican rage, just scroll through.

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<youtube>1uEs6Y5Zmzw</youtube> '''What has Obama got against grandma?'''|
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<youtube>A_kSXESTikc</youtube> '''Some gross, fat conservative who is probably in a Tea Party.'''|
<youtube>ygkU_uQl7uY</youtube> '''I didn't think they let Mexicans in the Tea Party.'''|
<youtube>GALYnnAQFKA</youtube>'''Obama's historic speech. It made conservatives [[rage]] and because the conservatives were raging, the liberals began raging too...and on and on and on.'''|
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==The view from Britain==

:''See also: [[Obamacare]]''
In the UK's [[red|National Health Service]], [[heart]] attack victims have to queue for three days in the corridor before being given a second hand aspirin pumped from the stomach of a failed [[suicide]], and then are usually misdiagnosed and have their leg cut off or something by an [[Azn]] who got a medical degree online at the University of [[Africa]]. [[tabloid|YouGov]], the crap polling organisation, asked UK victims of the NHS;

"Would you support anything that kills more Americans, such as [[Osama bin Laden]], [[texas|special needs with guns]] and Obamacare?"

97% answered "yes". (The other 3% were in a vegetative coma after been deliberately run over by [[communist]] NHS ambulances.)

==See Also==

*[[Conservatism]]
*[[Liberalism]]
*[[Neo-con]]
*[[Socialist]]
*[[Obamacare]]
*[[Dead baby dumping|Where America is Heading]]
*[[Why do you hate America?]]
*[[HealthCare.gov]]
*[[How To Wash Your Hands]]

==External Links==

This being a rather hot-button topic right now, to see an example of this sort of thing, one only need to use a search engine with the following search terms: Pelosi, Harry Reid, Obama, Health Care, Reform, Senate, House, Canada, Europe, Dialysis.

* [http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery/z?d111:H.R.4872: Full text of the bill] - have fun reading through this thing.
* [http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/03/25/2010-03-25_rep_anthony_weiner_receives__threatening_letter_suspicious_package_after_health_.html Threats!]
* [http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2010/03/22/2010-03-22_healthcare_bill_the_key_points_you_need_to_know.html Key points within the bill]
* [http://www.abc.net.au/lateline/content/2010/s2857723.htm Health Care Backlash]
* [http://archive.fo/Wo4qg Healthcare reform could cause civil war.]
* [http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0310/34838.html The only thing worse than winning ugly is losing uglier.]

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Health Care Rage

2024-12-29T07:00:13Z

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{{spoiler|obamacare was written by the insurance companies and many [http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/health/2010-10-07-healthlaw07_ST_N.htm big corporations are already exempt from having to pay their employees insurance]! Have fun competing with big corporations as a small business now}}
{{quote|We must remove all doubt in anyone's mind that those expressions and those acts of vandalism and those threats of more have no place in the civil debate in our country.|Speaker of the House, [[Nancy Pelosi]].}}
[[File:Healthcarerage8.jpg|thumb|Your choice]]

:''For a similar article written by [[ODB|a grumpy British man]] who [[liberal|hates America]], see [[Obamacare]].''
The [[old media]] has the distinct disadvantage of being pasteurized of any sort of anger at all when it comes to reporting news on the recent health care bill’s passage. Sure, you can turn on buffoons like [[Sean Hannity|Hannity]], [[Glenn Beck|Beck]], and [[Billo The Clown|O’Reilly]] and listen to them cry out words like “Authoritarianism” and “Tyranny,” but you just cannot get the full spectrum of fury that the ever-changing internet displays. Comments on news articles, forum rants, and blogs demonstrate, in a grand manner, the ability of common idiots to jump to the next level of absurdly moronic behavior.

And it isn’t just the right-wing mouth-breathers who are in on this gig. Liberal [[Hippy|hippies]], long known for their horrendously loud mouths, have added to the online cacophony, ramping up the vitriol to never before seen levels of acrimony. These internet tantrums, akin to the phenomena of being a sore winner, are dripping with smarmy jabs and ad hominem attacks that, when observed by those on the right, incite even further spasms of spittle flinging ire.

This vicious circle, made of [[conservative]] punch and [[liberal]] counter-punch, is what makes '''Health Care Rage''' so full of absurdity, but the best part, by far, is that the debate is only beginning, and it has already spilled into [[IRL]].

Because of conservative [[lawlsuits]] and other meddling, we can expect another three years (at least) of this sort of [[lulz]].

==History==
By now you probably know more about health care reform than you ever thought you would have to know or ever wanted to know. If you do not, the events of March, 2010 have probably brought you up to speed quite quickly. In a nutshell, the [[Obama]] administration had the desire to pass a bill into law that would reform how health care, insurance companies, and small business owners would be dealt with in the future. Obama cited several reasons for this, including:

*helping the [[Homeless|needy]] (see also: NIGGERS)

*driving down existing health care costs (while also driving up [[taxes]] and killing small businesses)( While also counter acting that by making it so small business's don't have to provide health care to employees)

*ensuring that health care [[Taxes|stays affordable]] in the future (sticking your children with ballooning payments into an untested void that no one is sure will work)

What President Obama didn’t realize at the time was that roughly 50% of the American population didn’t want to fix health care and the above cited reasons were a bunch of crap. The other 50% who supported the bill did so out some feeling of remorse over how the health care industry has treated poor, disadvantaged folks and also because they believed it was high time for this reform to be made. Obama himself had ulterior motives, namely his presidential legacy…even though he already has that sewn up because he’s black. But, remember kids, all statistics are made up on the spot.

In any event, the bill was voted on and passed. Conservatives cited that the move to vote on the bill in the house was unconstitutional and therefore illegal. Liberals cited the never-ending republican filibuster was an extreme measure that needed to be circumvented so that real change could be made for the betterment of the American people. What everybody cited was the fact that nobody had read the bill all the way through and that it was fully understood by nobody. This intricate lack of understanding has prompted rage from both sides of congress as well. Republicans argue that it is packed full of pork and [[communism]], liberals claim that the bill needed to be passed to be fully understood. This was illustrated best by Speaker of the House [[Nancy Pelosi]] stating “[[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome|We have to pass this bill to see what it contains]].”

===2012===
On [[srsly|Thursday]], June 28, 2012, the Supreme Court upheld the reforms signed into law by Black Jesus in 2010. This caused massive asspain to the right, many of whom [http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-moving-to-canada-because-of-obamacare plan to] [[doing it wrong|move to Canada]], because they don't have Nationalized Healthcare there. Oh, wait... they do.

==Cast of Characters==
[[File:Jesse jackson.jpg|thumb|President Obama candidly explains the health care bill.]]
To gain a better understanding of the whole mess…and to figure out who people are talking about, it is best to introduce a limited dramatis persona so that [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] readers can fully understand who they are reading about.

===[[Barack Obama]]===

Elected as part of the [[Black Jesus|liberal backlash]] against [[George Bush]], Obama promised “Change!” as his election platform. Nobody knew where this change might be coming from, and nobody knew which direction it was headed, but whatever the case, it landed firmly on health care reform. Liberals think he is the messiah and conservatives think he is either the second coming of [[Lenin]], [[Hitler]] or the [[Satan|Anti-Christ]], they can’t seem to make up their minds.

===The [[Tea Party]]===

Obama’s main opponent in all of this mess. Tea Party members claim to be the voice of America’s John Q. Public, but more often than not they end up looking like rich greedy ungrateful assholes, or the brainless redneck sheep whos 50+ hours a week of labor keep aforementioned assholes undeservedly spoiled. Originally founded by [[Fox News]] shortly after Obama’s election, Tea Party members want to convey a conservative agenda in difference to moderate reform, but since they denounce every word that comes out of a democrats mouth, they usually appear to be toting some party line.

On the day of the actual vote, Tea Party protesters in Washington were accused of hurling such insults as “[[NIGGER]]” and “[[FAGGOT]]” at House members as they entered the capital building. Since no [[youtube]] video files of this exist, it can be speculated that this name-calling was just fiction drummed up by democratic supporters of the bill.

===[[Nancy Pelosi]]===
[[File:Pelosi scray.jpg|thumb|Pelosi - proponent of free plastic surgery.]]
Nancy Pelosi is the Speaker of the United States House of Representatives and as such, she is second in line to the Presidency behind [[Joe Biden]] if somebody decides to shoot Obama. Conservatives view her as a shrill harpy of a woman who is incapable of opening her mouth without lying. Liberals view her as the living combination of Mother Teresa and [[Santa Claus]]…who brings gifts of good will, Medicare and Medicaid benefits, charity, and welfare to all the good little minority boys and girls.

===[[Law|Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act]]===

Public Law 111-148 was passed by congress on March 23, 2010 by a 219-212 vote. Democrats mostly voted along their party line, with a noticeably small amount of dissenters (39). Republicans voted in lockstep as well, with every last one of them voting against the bill. It was not enough and the bill was passed as a law on March 25, 2010 along with some reforms tossed in called the “Health Care and Education Reconciliation Act of 2010.”

Republicans say that the bill (now a law for the time being) is packed full of all sorts of communistic bullshit and as many as 38 state attorneys general began preparing lawsuits to block the law at the states level. This is where the real hate begins to stir. Despite the fact that Obama, for much of his early presidency, had a supermajority, he was unable to pass the bill in the Senate. With the death of Senator Teddy Kennedy, he lost his supermajority and was now vulnerable to a Senate Fillibuster…which is basically people getting and keeping the floor of the House by talking gibberish. The only way to pass the bill was to go around the congress and push a vote via the “Slaughter Rule” which is an unconstitutional way to just pass a bill without a vote because an already similar bill had been voted on and passed.

Democrats say that the law (the lawsuits don’t exist yet) is for the good of the people whether they want it or not. They cite the massive rise in healthcare costs and say that their constituents are sick of being pushed around by republican fat cats…and they just aren’t going to take it anymore. Also, they feel that the models of Canada and Europe should be emulated, [[truth|because free healthcare works so well in those communities.]]

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{{quote|Didn’t Rush Limbaugh promise us he would leave the country if this thing passed? And if so, who is with me on gifting him with a ticket?|Liberal [http://archive.fo/bMUpo shenanigans].}}
*[[Rush Limbaugh]]. A political windbag who says that healthcare reform is the first massive step towards socialism and (gasp) communism.
*[[Glenn Beck]]. Another pundit who can’t keep his mouth shut about the illegalness of the healthcare reform bill. He claims that this is the end of the world and that Barack Obama is the anti-Christ. Raped and murdered a young girl In 1990.
*[[Daily Kos|Harry Reid]]. Democratic Senator of Nevada. He is pro-life yet supported the healthcare bill despite the fact that it would pay for abortions with tax money.
*[[Abortion|Stupak-Pitts Amendment]]. An amendment that removed free abortions from the healthcare reform bill. While the language of the Stupak-Pitts Amendment was left out of the actual healthcare reform law, it was added by Obama via Executive Order 13535. This was a case of cutting off something that was wanted…because nobody in their right minds would actually vote FOR free, abortions paid for with tax dollars.
*[[Democracy|November 2, 2010 Midterm election day in the United States]]. On this Tuesday, all 435 seats in the United States House of Representatives and 36 of the 100 seats in the United States Senate will be contested in this election along with 38 state and territorial governorships, many state legislatures, four territorial legislatures and numerous state and local races. Because of this, many political pundits believe that the healthcare reform bill passing will make this election day one of extreme anger and extreme right-wing victories.

===Final Boss===
After many days of chronic back pain and spending his days fapping to Breloom in his mom's basement, a man named [Luigi Mangione] decided to take matters into his own hands and shot the CEO of [Jews|United Healthcare], causing international levels of butthurt amongst rich fuckwads everywhere.

==Let the Rage Begin==
Now that all of the history and players are set, it is now time to display what has gone on so far on the internet.

===Republican Rage===

{{quote|R.I.P USA|Conservatives are eating [[You Bawww, You Lose|WAAAAAAHnilla]] ice cream cones.}}

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|Say hello to Rationing. Remember the gov recommendations no mammograms or breast exams are needed for women younger than 40. So the good news is if you're a woman under 50 you will not need a mammo and the gov. and ins. companies will save money. The bad news some will die as a result, but hey that's part of the price we have to pay for obamacare. Cheers!!!|Comments from [http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_health_care_overhaul this] article.

|They didn't include the cost of changing all the government buildings to say USSA instead of USA.
Now we will be like Canada and the U.K. with long waits and little true health care.|More from [http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_health_care_overhaul that] article.

|Great. So the story of the day is: higher taxes, more people with medicar (which is already a broken system) and the eventuality of terrible health care because nobody wants to enter a field where you have to go to school for an exceptionally long time, only to find out that you'll need a second job to support your joy of saving lives because you get to basically be a government employee who's salary doesn't allow you to break even. Obama-fail.|Still more.

|Tell you what, DNC intern boy, you show me the proof that cost controls and monopolization mitigation practices are going to be included to prevent the use of pricing to get people off coverage if they get seriously sick, or to preclude policies from being usable via the same means, and I’ll start apologizing for being wrong and send teh DNC a check for 300 bucks|Once they have it, they won't want to give it up.

|This is no victory for the American people. This was, at best, a victory for your party. And a whole lot of us don’t really give a flying shit about it. Here’s a crumb for your troubles. You guys are funny to watch crawling on the floor to find them.|If nobody cares, why are you complaining?

|Aside from being one of the biggest douchebags to ever post on this site, you have absolutely no command of jack shit. The reason you avoid those questions is because you don’t have any answerts. And you don’t have answers because they don’t exist. All you say is, “read teh bill!” like a retarded wind up toy over and over again. of course, if anyone’s read the bill as many times as you ostensibly have, then the answer should be at your fingertips and, being the concerned, colonial “green” guy you are, you’d be happy to educate the rest of us morons. But you can’t, because you are a lying piece of shit.|Nobody has read the bill we just passed into law.

|Haizel allegedly said Obama messed with the Constitution, the country is becoming Communist and he was going to Washington to kill that (expletive).|Some dude was going to shoot Obama. See external links below.

|You would think they would come down to the floor of the House and say these actions, this language is deplorable and we ask that all of our supporters engaged in this conversation on either side do so in a conscientious and reasonable way.|Rep. Steve Driehaus, an Ohio Democrat who received death threats.

|Just recently I have been directly threatened. A bullet was shot through the window of my campaign office in Richmond this week. To use such threats as political weapons is reprehensible. Enough is enough. It has to stop.|Republican whip Eric Cantor blames Democrats for shooting up his office.

|Barack Obama has communized our bodies. Whatever we do to obtain medical treatment, we first have to ask permission from Barack. If the Great Leader deems it ok that you should see any doctor you wish, then it is allowed. But if he changes his mind, he passes another law and then it's not allowed. That's not a right. That's a privilege.|BARACK OBAMA IS A COMMUNIST.

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===Democrat Rage===

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|Fuck these neanderthal kooks! I heard Michele Bachmann decry Obama for not “uniting” us when fucking ignorant, fascist, corporate whores like her and Beck and Limbaugh and Hannity and Palin and Steve King and Boehner and Cantor and… keep screaming “tyranny”, “communism”, “authoritarianism”… for wanting to get 50 million people without health care insurance some form of access to a doctor.|From [http://blogs.alternet.org/speakeasy/2010/03/22/right-wingers-predictably-explode-with-rage-over-historic-health-care-vote/ this] article.

|If my recall of my high school social studies class serves me well, there were people like this when the civil rights amendment passed, when the women suffrage amendment passed, and so on. The all said that the country would go to ruins, but we didn't. We simply took one step closer to establishing a more perfect union, as we realized those inalienable rights of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Kudos! We got another one right!|Socialism is a RIGHT!

|You can’t unite crazy people if they keep insisting on being totally unhinged. There is no reasoned debate with psychopathic assholes like to lots of these ideologues. Fuck you all; I wish I could be a fly on the wall when you meet your maker and he banishes you to hell for being the despicable, calloused, lying fuckheads that each and every one of you are! Oh, and congratulations on the victory Obama.|uncited

|Medicare and Social Security are models of economic efficiency compared to Wall Street and the for profit health care industry. If right wingers want to delude themselves into believing that the programs are “going broke”, then I can’t stop them from embracing their own self deception.|what???

|Many provisions go into effect immediately. In ten years, this law (hopefully with many improvements) will be as popular as Medicare and Social Security are now. It clearly could have been better but that’s what you get when you have two wings of the same party and one wing is completely unhinged from the bird.|Aren't those programs only popular with homeless bums and welfare moms?

|There have also been reports of vandalism against congress members who voted for the bill. The violent rhetoric leads to real violence, for sure. Do they think we’re scared of them? No way! Let’s get ready to rumble!|Hippies are unable to "rumble."

|Leaders of the Republican Party, they call the passage of this bill Armageddon! Armageddon. End of freedom as we know it! So after I signed the bill I looked around to see if there were any asteroids falling or ...|Barack Obama, making a Bruce Willis joke.

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==Video==

Don't lose your mind, there are videos for both Liberal rage and Republican rage, just scroll through.

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<youtube>1uEs6Y5Zmzw</youtube> '''What has Obama got against grandma?'''|
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<youtube>A_kSXESTikc</youtube> '''Some gross, fat conservative who is probably in a Tea Party.'''|
<youtube>ygkU_uQl7uY</youtube> '''I didn't think they let Mexicans in the Tea Party.'''|
<youtube>GALYnnAQFKA</youtube>'''Obama's historic speech. It made conservatives [[rage]] and because the conservatives were raging, the liberals began raging too...and on and on and on.'''|
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==The view from Britain==

:''See also: [[Obamacare]]''
In the UK's [[red|National Health Service]], [[heart]] attack victims have to queue for three days in the corridor before being given a second hand aspirin pumped from the stomach of a failed [[suicide]], and then are usually misdiagnosed and have their leg cut off or something by an [[Azn]] who got a medical degree online at the University of [[Africa]]. [[tabloid|YouGov]], the crap polling organisation, asked UK victims of the NHS;

"Would you support anything that kills more Americans, such as [[Osama bin Laden]], [[texas|special needs with guns]] and Obamacare?"

97% answered "yes". (The other 3% were in a vegetative coma after been deliberately run over by [[communist]] NHS ambulances.)

==See Also==

*[[Conservatism]]
*[[Liberalism]]
*[[Neo-con]]
*[[Socialist]]
*[[Obamacare]]
*[[Dead baby dumping|Where America is Heading]]
*[[Why do you hate America?]]
*[[HealthCare.gov]]
*[[How To Wash Your Hands]]

==External Links==

This being a rather hot-button topic right now, to see an example of this sort of thing, one only need to use a search engine with the following search terms: Pelosi, Harry Reid, Obama, Health Care, Reform, Senate, House, Canada, Europe, Dialysis.

* [http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery/z?d111:H.R.4872: Full text of the bill] - have fun reading through this thing.
* [http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/03/25/2010-03-25_rep_anthony_weiner_receives__threatening_letter_suspicious_package_after_health_.html Threats!]
* [http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2010/03/22/2010-03-22_healthcare_bill_the_key_points_you_need_to_know.html Key points within the bill]
* [http://www.abc.net.au/lateline/content/2010/s2857723.htm Health Care Backlash]
* [http://archive.fo/Wo4qg Healthcare reform could cause civil war.]
* [http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0310/34838.html The only thing worse than winning ugly is losing uglier.]

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Stardew Valley/Characters

2024-12-17T05:32:34Z

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=== Dateable ===
[[File:elliottstardew.png|thumb|Such a way with words.]]
[[File:Gentleman Valley.png|thumb|Stardew Valley: Gentleman's edition!]]
*'''[[Stephen King|Elliott]]''' - Not to be confused with [[Elliot Rodger]], the game's Elliott has long ginger hair and prefers writing a novel to posting about his microcock. He also prefers an evening playing the piano in his cabin by the beach to a mass shooting. Stardew Elliott woos players with musings about love and romance like he's a [[Wal-Mart|JojaMart]]-brand [[Jaden Smith]], arguably better than the Supreme Gentleman's strategy of calling women sluts [[wut|for '''not''' screwing him]]. The game's Elliott will also dedicate one of his books to you if you romance him and [[fuck|beds]] you during his 10 heart event, but it's [[My Immortal|his worst book]] and [[disappoint|his first fuck]]. What gentlemanly Elliot [[micropenis|could do]] remains unknown for [[virgin|obvious]] [[dead|reasons]].
*'''[[Autistic|Shane]]''' - Anti-social retard who lives with his aunt Marnie. When he's not [[fucking|tending]] his chickens, he's often seen working at the [[Wal-Mart|JojaMart]] in Pelican Town. If you talk to him he'll scold you and tell you to leave him alone like an asshole, though [[nobody|some players]] claim [[lie|it's just his autism]]. People date him for the blue chickens he'll give out when you're close enough friends and after he's [[rape|done with]] them. Marry him if you like worrying about what your man wants more, chickens or his wife.
*'''[[Emo|Sebastian]]''' - Emo loner faggot who lives in his mom's basement like most Stardew Valley players. He spends most of his time playing [[vidya games]] on his computer and cutting himself offscreen because even his family hates him. When he does go outside, he's usually seen [[weed|smoking]] by the mountain lake. Players often marry him [[pity sex|out of pity]] because no one loves him and he'd [[an hero|kill himself]] otherwise. They stay married because if they leave he'll - [[no|surprise]] - kill himself.
*'''[[Sam Hyde|Sam]]''' - Sam is the only reason Sebastian hasn't killed himself yet and, out of all the other [[incels|male dateables]], seems the least insufferable. He spends most of his time either with Sebastian playing guitar or pool at the saloon or playing [[vidya games]] on a Gameboy lookalike. With Stardew's lacking selection of single men, the way Sam seems to care for his friend and not fuck chickens will make him look increasingly [[fuck|datable]]. When you get to know him, you'll find out he only hangs with Sebastian so he can [[fact|suicide bait him offscreen]].
[[File:sebastian quote.png|thumb|Something Sebastian actually says to you after you marry him.]]
*'''[[Harvey Weinstein|Harvey]]''' - The town doctor in Pelican Town. He spends most of his time at the clinic doing nothing but waiting for you to pass out on your farm or in the mine so he can charge you out the ass for passing out nowhere close to his clinic, using an advanced form of medical transport known as [[truth|"dragging your unconscious body by the hair"]]. If you get to know him, you'll find he's like a more autistic Shane but with less bird rape. According to his 8 heart event, [[Lolwut|Stardew Valley is in Russia]].
*'''[[Fag|Alex]]''' - [https://www.stardewvalley.net/dev-update-12/ Originally named Josh], Alex spends his time [[No|thinking he can go pro]] in [[football]] (which is named Gridball in Stardew Valley) or [[Roids|lifting weights]]. His ego is bigger than the black hole at the center of our galaxy, but that's just to mask that he's a sad drunk who has [[football|Gridball]] in place of a personality. Right after the wedding he'll actually walk to the saloon to watch [[football|Gridball]] all day and spend '''YOUR MONEY''' on beer, refusing to consummate the marriage but still fucking you.
[[File:Penny BAWWWWWWWW.png|thumb|Average Penny dialogue.]]
*'''[[Whore|Penny]]''' - Probably the worst choice out of all the dateable characters, Penny is a sad tradwife wannabe who [[Sob story|lives in a shitty little trailer with her barfly mom]]. Penny has no ambitions other than having kids with you, so she's in for a wait if your character's female. Saying no to her at some points during the dating process [[crazy|will make her burst into tears]] and you'll lose most of your friendship points with her. [[Smart|If you don't date her]], she'll spend her days reading at the local library and tutoring Vincent and Jas, having nothing else to do while her mom's day drinking at the saloon. Penny claims she tutors them because - with no school in Pelican Town - it's the right thing to do, but everyone knows she does it because it's her only time with people outside of getting slapped around by her alcoholic mom. If you feel bad for her - not Penny, her mom - then marry Alex so he can go to the saloon on your wedding night and keep her company.
*'''[[Feminazi|Emily]]''' - Blue haired feminazi that works part-time at the saloon and [[pirate|has a pet parrot]]. She likes making shitty clothes with her sister Haley using the sewing machine in their house - well, [[basement dweller|their parent's house]]. After marriage, she'll set up a crystal garden on your farm to meditate in and to remind you she's batshit crazy. She'll babble about [[shit nobody cares about|horoscopes and spirituality]] in place of a conversation, but that's because her personality is best described as untreated mental illness.
[[File:Emily's_crystal_garden.PNG|thumb|Mental illness personified.]]
*'''[[Attention Whore|Haley]]''' - Emily's sister and proof that insanity is genetic, they live together. Their parents have been out traveling the world for the past 2 years to forget the disappointment that is their daughters. Haley's a spoiled rich kid who peaked in high school and stayed a self centered cunt in adulthood, but that's just to cope with [[Anna Nicole Smith|her inevitable fate]]. If you mention [[fact|she's an aging womanchild]] who [[true|has nothing]] - not to be confused with an aging manchild who [[no|earned his farm]] by having a dead grandpa - she'll prove you right by getting [[triggered]] and calling you [[facepalm|"a stupid jerk"]]. While she may seem worlds apart, marry her and you'll find you have this much in common: both your best days are now behind you.
[[File:sdv_haley.jpg|thumb|Haley's reaction to you dropping the truth bomb on her. Somebody call a [[waaaambulance]].]]
*'''[[Boxxy|Abigail]]''' - Like Sebastian, but female. Abigail lives in the General Store with her parents. She's the archetypal purple haired tumblr feminist who likes being seen at the town graveyard by herself and being shit at the flute she plays. During her two heart event, she'll either [[Truth|comment on]] how much you [[Fap|jack off]] if you're male or [[Truth|call you]] a [[Whore|whore]] if you're female. She's friends with Sam and Sebastian who use her for a quick fuck, and she'll keep tag teaming them offscreen after she's married. ConcernedApe only added her so [[You|losers]] can finally have a goth girlfriend.
*'''[[Nigger|Maru]]''' - The autistic nigger half-sister of Sebastian, Maru sometimes works at Harvey's clinic so she can help [[Jew|steal your heard earned gold]]. She is obsessed with building [[killdozer|machines]] and in her spare time works with her dad in their laboratory, helping him invent new flavors of Kool-Aid and cook [[crack]]. During a cutscene, her dad calls her his [[Retard|"special little girl"]] meaning she's <s>probably retarded</s>, lol, that's a very gentle way to describe [[Incest|it]]. Since mental disorders can be genetic, marry her if you want fuckhead kids who will bring in those [[welfare|sweet SSI checks]].
*'''[[SheWolf|Leah]]''' - Leah lives alone in her cottage in the forest outside Pelican Town, spending most of her time outdoors or working on her shitty sculpture art because [[Dying Alone|she has no friends]]. She moved out to Pelican Town to escape her ex-partner Kel, who eventually [[stalker|finds her]] and buys her shitty art to try and win her back like a fucking psycho. If you ask her for a kiss during her two heart event, she'll punch you and kick you out of her house, making you to lose all friendship points with her and also [[truth|breaking your jaw]]. If you're gentlemanly and go slow, she'll return the favor by avoiding domestic violence until you're married.

=== Undateable ===
[[File:Pam drunk bus but at least it isnt rtd.jpeg|thumb|right|Pam, totally ready and prepared to perform her duties as a bus driver.]]
*'''[[Jew|Pierre]]''' - The shopkeep of the General Store in Pelican Town. Pierre is such a stupid fuck he closes his shop on Wednesdays, forcing you to shop at the town's JojaMart every Wednesday and having to deal with the screeching retard Shane.
*'''[[Fatass|Gus]]''' - The bartender of the local saloon. Gus fuels Pam and Alex's crippling alcoholism while Alex leeches off you to spend your money on beer and watch [[Football|Gridball]] with his friends.
*'''[[Mudshark|Robin]]''' - Robin is the mother of Sebastian and Maru and is also the town snow bunny. She also runs the Carpenter's shop (which is closed most of the time anyways since Robin cares more about sucking nigger cock than running a business.)
*'''[[Nigger|Demetrius]]''' - Demetrius is Robin's husband and is the ONLY black person in the entire game (unless you count his half-breed daughter Maru.) Demetrius is a [[Breaking Bad|scientist]] who studies the [[Furries|Wildlife of Stardew Valley]]. He sometimes can be seen in the laboratory with his daughter inventing new flavors of Kool-Aid since niggers can't go less than 30 minutes without drinking Kool-Aid. Like the rest of the family, he hates Sebastian too for being such a loser faggot. At one point in the game, he sends you a letter in the mail [[Stereotype|asking you to bring him a melon]].
*'''[[Shota|Vincent]]''' [[File:Pedobear_HD.png|20px]] - The child of Jodi and Kent, who is away in the military for the first year of your playthrough. Most of the time Vincent is at the library with Jas being tutored by Penny, who only does it to get away from her sad drunk of a mother. Despite watching Penny spiral out of control in front of him, he mentions that [[Baby fuck|he wants to marry her someday]].
*'''[[Loli|Jas]]''' [[File:Pedobear_HD.png|20px]] - Friend of Vincent and [[Why|Shane's goddaughter]]. She is often found with Vincent either playing at the playground or being tutored by Penny at the library. Both her and Vincent have no real personality because ConcernedApe is a lazy fuck.
*'''[[Joe Biden|Lewis]]''' - The mayor of Pelican Town. You are introduced to him at the beginning of the game along with Robin. You later find out he has [[Sex|a weird relationship]] with Marnie. He offers you a quest to help him find his purple shorts which he asks that you deliver to him discreetly because he's embarrassed to let the people of Pelican Town - and Marnie - find out he's a closeted homosexual. There's an easter egg in the game where at 12:40 AM in game you can find him and Marnie [[Fucking|hiding]] in a bush.
*'''[[Milf|Marnie]]''' - Marnie is Shane's aunt and Lewis' fucktoy. She lives in the Cindersap Forest outside of town and south of your farm in her ranch. She sells the player animals and animal supplies all while making sure her nephew doesn't [[Rape|tend to]] more of her chickens. In her (or Lewis') 6 heart event, Marnie confirms that she and Lewis are indeed [[Fucking|dating]].
*'''[[Alcoholic|Pam]]''' - The town drunk and Penny's godawful mother. She spends most of her time at the saloon drinking to forget her disappointment of a daughter Penny. If you spend all your money restoring the Bus Service to the desert, [[Lie|she sobers up]] and becomes the town bus driver. Which means the only person who drives you and anyone else in or out of the Valley is a known drunk with more DUIs than stars in the known universe. While it's easy to judge the town for hiring her, this is actually a touching act of kindness: if Penny ever grows a spine and leaves her, this job and her liquid therapy guarantee she won't die alone. If you [[communist|hate]] [[simp|money]], you can also spend '''300,000 FUCKING GOLD''' building a new house for her and Penny.
*'''[[Homeless|Linus]]''' - No, not Linus Tech Tips or the faggot that created the [[Linux]] operating system, Linus is a homeless man who dressed like a caveman and lives in a tent in the mountains and does fuck all except sleep and collect berries. He reveals to [[you]] that he's homeless [[Unabomber|by choice]] and refuses to rejoin civilization if you ask him to join you on your farm.
*'''[[Donald Trump|Morris]]''' - The game's antagonist and owner of Joja Corporation. You have the option of rebuilding the dilapidated community center in the middle of town or paying him some money to tear it down and let him build a [[Wal-Mart|JojaMart]] Warehouse over it.
*'''[[Harry Potter|M. Rasmodius]]''' - A wizard who lives in a tower in the Cindersap forest who [[Cheating|may or may not be Abigail's father]].

Michigan

2024-09-19T05:21:38Z

Coelacanth: /* See Also */

Michigan (Also known as Fridgigan Bitchigan, or Michistan) is Canada's poorest and most highly Nigger populated territory. It's entire population consists of blacks, arabs, liberal elitist scumbags, deers, and the lesser known species, [[Redneck|Yoopers]], which is segregated by group into four specific zones. Black zones, White zones, forests, and the [[Finland|Upper Peninsula]]. Michigan's main exports consist of expensive unreliable cars, highly flammable furniture, and [[Your Mom]].

==Zones==
[[Image:DetroitStreet.jpg|thumb|What a Detroit street looks like.]]

[[Image:Liberaltown fs.jpg|thumb|left|A town in the white zone. Note the lack of black people.]]
The black zones are for the inferior Negroes, and consist of [[Detroit]], Flint, Inkster, and Muskegon. The black zones are poor and rundown, whites never enter the black zone, for fear of their safety and bikes. The White zones are always posh and classy, and consist of Detroit's suburbs and EVERY small town that is not a college town or in the Upper Peninsula. They are inhabited by [[White guilt|Liberal elitists who claim forced diversity and political correctness matter more then freedom.]] It should be noted there are no blacks or other ethnicities in the white zones, and they even throw money at them to keep them away when the spotlight turns to their town. Little is known about the other two zones other then driving through the deer zone is certain suicide and the Upper Peninsular has some [[WTF|great festive activities in the winter.]]
<center><big>'''''Typical UP winter activities'''''</BIG></center>
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==Great Lakes==
[[Image:Oil-spill-beach-closed.jpg|thumb|right|[[Pool's Closed|Beach's Closed]]]]
Once ocean resembling lagoons with Sugar Sand beaches. Michigan's great lakes now serve as little more than oil covered landfills. Michigan is also known for it's [[LOL|rapidly disappearing lighthouses]] and [[butthurt|Super enthusiastic activists]] to save them. They are mainly found [http://michiganlighthouselovers.blogspot.com/2010/07/help-needed-to-save-white-river-light.html here]. Drop by and the let them know how much you look forward to getting rid of the eyesores and building your 116 beech/casino resorts in place of them.

==Climate==
Summer: Endless humid days, Mosquito and Locus storms common. Makes one wish for winter.

Fall: See winter.

Winter: Freezing days with little to no daylight, power outing ice storms common. Makes one wish for summer.

Spring: See summer.

==Industry==
Is that a joke?

==Government==
The state Government answers only to the white zones. When the rest are in need of assistance, they simply get the response "LOL Fuck you", and are [[Detroit|left to die.]]

==The [[Dickhead|Upper Peninsula]]==
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Michigan, for reasons that aren't even exactly clear to themselves or anyone else, badly wanted [[Toledo]], [[Ohio]]. There was an actual Toledo War "fought" from 1835-36 between Ohio and Michigan (srsly[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toledo_War]), and Nobody won. This says a lot about Michigan - however in a twist of win, Michigan was given the upper peninsula, which would have gone to [[Wisconsin]].

The upper peninsula is now a popular travel spot where Michiganders can pretend to be from Wisconsin.

==Music==

Due to its [[disgraced|honor]] of having the urbanous ghetto of [[Detroit]] as its most populous city, much of Michigan's music is criminal-based rap and hip-hop, such as [[Eminem|D12]] (more like D10 now since one of them [[Typical|got shot]]), [[White nigger|Kid Rock]], [[Pimp my ride|Xzibit]], and [[Juggalos|ICP]].

However, the white minority manages to squeeze through the dark cracks and prevail every now and then, but not before partaking in [[Marijuana|some]] [[PCP|of the]] [[Heroin|illicit substances]] said criminals of Detroit are known to regularly abuse.

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<center>'''Let the slow haze burn, let it burn, let it burn'''</center>

==Pure Michigan==
Sometime [[Last Thursday]], the Government decided it was getting fed up of being [[Bullshit|PWND]] by [[Ohio]], and thus spent millions of the taxpayers dollars to launch an advertising campaign for tourism instead of giving it back to local businesses that were driving whatever tourism the state had before. The ads consisted of 30 second commercials with Tim Allen, talking in a voice so monotone not even the most dried out news Anchors could bare it, trying to seek out at least one or two positive things about Michigan. [[FAIL|The campaign was ultimately unsuccessful
in the end, for not even a high paid actor could pick out anything honest that would drive in tourists, if not drive more away.]]

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To be fair, this was a step ahead of one of their [[Stupid|older]] slogans, "M!CH!GAN!" WTF was so wonderful about whatever "mmm", "ch", and "gan" were is still a mystery today.

==Things to do in Michigan==
*Pay Taxes.
*Get your dick shot off by Robocop
*Sit around the house.
*[[FCKH8|Eat Fudge]].
*Stop yourself from freezing to death by burning everything that will catch fire because of all the fucked-up infrastructure the reason you don't have heat is because the gas company stopped supplying your street.
*Drive fast through Detroit to avoid getting shot.
*While in Detroit, buy some Heroin from one of the many [[nigger|black]] dealers that will shoot your ass the second they suspect you're a cop.
*Before hauling ass out of Detroit, make fun of them for not having decent sewage or water services.
*Wish that you lived in the great state of [[Ohio]]
*Expect to have a day of fun, but end up spending it sitting in road construction traffic.
*Smuggle [[Cuba|cheap cigars]] in from [[Canada]].
*Make Fun of Detroit.
*Make Fun of 7th Graders.
*Make Fun of 7th Graders from Detroit.
*Make Fun of a [[13-year-old boy|guy]] who thinks he is a Navy Admiral and steal his [[cum|orange juice]].
*Move back in with your parents.
*Look for a job.
*[[The Unknown Autobot|Trollbusting]].
*Pray to Mecca AKA Detroit

==See Also==
*[[black people]]- Detroit serves as a [[minecraft|spawn point]] for black people.
*[[Canada]]
*[[Car]]
*[[Detroit]]
*[[Fap]]-Michigan's official sport.
*[[Guelph]]
*[[Hockey]]-What people in Michigan fap to.
*[[Liberal]]
*[[Ohio]]
*[[Eminem]]
*[[Toledo]]
*[[Unemployment]]
*[[Verne Troyer]]
*[[Windsor]]
*[[Wisconsin]]
*[[Wwedx2007]] - The fattest kid in the state of Michigan.
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Hæti

2024-09-19T05:16:16Z

Coelacanth:

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[[Image:Haitee.jpg|thumb|[[Riding Dirty|They see me throwin' / the Haitians..]]]]
[[Image:HaitKFC.jpg|thumb|Distributing relief in Port-Au-Prince]]
[[Image:Bob the Builder in Haiti.JPG|thumb|This is why no one rents to you.]]


[[Image:Bush niggers.jpg‎|thumb|Haitians are at last able to resume their normal activities]]



'''Hæti''' is a Shithole country full of [[French|frog]]-[[niggers]] who practice [[voodoo]] somewhere in the [[Pool's Closed|Caribbean Sea]]. The former French colony was so poor it had to split an island timeshare with the [[Failure|Dominican Republic]]. Hæti is primarily known for having exported the first known cases of [[GRIDS]] to the U.S.A., as well as hordes of taxi drivers to Miami Beach. Daily, one can experience rape, machete beheadings, and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ dirt cookies]. Hæti was also responsible for that delightful "rapper" Wyclef Jean. After a recent [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|quake]] [[Retards|liberals]] started talking about how we need to [[fuck|help]] Haiti since they had no water or food. [[Some_argue|However]] they forget that it's fucking Haiti, they've never had [[lulz|food or water]][[oneoneone|!!!11oneoneone]].

== Shaken, not stirred ==
Natural disasters are God's way of teaching [[Americunts]] geography and with that, on January 13, 2010, God got [[Michael Bay|Roland Emmerich]] to destroy Hæti for the director's cut of his ''[[2012]]'' DVD in an attempt to divert the media from its ongoing obsession with ''[[Avatar]]'' and [[Tiger Woods|Tiger Wood's]] dong. In the process, [[Over 9000|1,000,000]] already half-dead slaves perished as the whole fucking country fell into [[Goatse|a giant hole]] in the ground AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST.

It wasn't long before all twelve million [[World of Warcraft|WoWfags]] cried foul because Hæti got the new ''Cataclysm'' expansion before anyone else.

Over the next few days, the global community scrambled to rush rescue efforts to the proud island nation until footage revealed that it was entirely populated by niggers. Rescue efforts slowed almost immediately, leaving thousands of [[Pride|proud]] [[Victim complex|citizens]] to [[Banned IRL|wait patiently]] in the streets.

Eventually, various countries had to send soldiers to [[pwn|maintain law and order]] among the Hætians, who were beginning to lose patience with the rescuers for taking nearly three days to build a country out of pure shit capable of receiving air and sea transport to render aid and assistance. [[Black Jesus|President Obama]] felt a disturbance in [[Welfare|The Force]], [[Modern Warfare 2|as if 50,000 people cried out at once, and the world just fucking watched]]. The President promised an initial [[over 9000|100 million]] [[Watermelon|dollars]] in aid, since [[Aids|aid]] was something 1 in 20 Hætians were already good at. Rescue workers, however, were becoming concerned that the natives would soon revert to their [[At least 100 years ago|recent history]] of becoming [[Insane#Batshit_Crazy|impatient]]; to wit: a murderous spree of riots, mayhem, and anarchy. In short, the rescuers were in dread fear of Hæti quickly devolving into [[Detroit|Detroit]], which was already shown to be completely beyond the capability of the combined militaries of every country on Earth to control.

It became clear to the [[UN|U.N.]] peacekeepers, [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|U.S.]] [[Army|Army]] and Coast Guard that the niggers were becoming unstable from being deprived of the [[KFC|most essential resource]] that the earthquake had taken from them, and the only way to bring them under control was to replenish it immediately. The U.N. and [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|U.S.]] immediately moved to restore the sole and vital commodity that would pacify the beasts, and immediately rounded up and shipped hundreds of [[Stupid|caring]], [[White|qualified]] [[16 year old girls|nurses]] to the island.

Rescue workers could be seen wearing masks during the efforts to prevent what they thought was the stench of 50,000 dead niggers lying in the streets rotting in the tropical heat, until locals from the neighboring country of the Dominican Republic explained to them that Hætians always smelled that way, and the only way to stop the smell would be to leave the island and let [[God]] finish what he started.

==Immediate reversion to [[OM NOM NOM NOM|animal instinct]]==
The Hætians nonetheless became hostile and began fighting and rioting. Since riots and gang-wars in the street had occurred every Monday since the [[France|French]] had ditched them there 200 years earlier, the violence didn't immediately get broad news coverage. It was thought that maybe they were rioting due to the sluggish pace of rescue, however it was later discovered that the natives had learned that American rapper and Hætian-American Wyclef Jean had arrived to show-boat his concern (for the same shit-hole he abandoned ) on the news-cameras. When the natives learned this, they were outraged Wyclef had returned and couldn't be mollified until it was made clear that Wyclef was there to allegedly help, not perform, proving that even island-dwelling [[niggers|apes]] have standards not yet apparent in American [[crap|pop-music]].

World leaders united in various efforts to save the suffering nation, or at least entertain them until their talk of coming to [[Miami|Miami]] and [[Nawlins|New Orleans]] had died down. President [[Bill Clinton|Clinton]] and [[George Bush|George Bush]] formed a [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|foundation]] to collect money for the Hætians, but mostly for the [[lulz]] that the two could share from both still showing more popularity and leadership than the sitting [[Douchebag|president]] [[Black Jesus|Obama]] . The [[Crybaby|president of Hæti, Préval ]] publicly insisted (from his collapsed palace) that control of his nation remained indisputably his, but allowed the [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|U.S.]] to treat the injured, feed his country, enforce law, clear the rubble, repair the damage and restore more services to the capital than they actually had to begin with, provided that someone else pay for it all. In other words, nothing changed from the last 100 years. Cuba allowed the [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|U.S.]] to cross their air-space to transport supplies, the Dominican Republic agreed to help treat the wounded, [[Canadia|Canada]] relaxed it's Hætian refugee policies and [[China|China]], after a few long and intense diplomatic negotiations, was finally convinced to send a card and fruit-basket.

Ultimately, Hæti suffered mass starvation, the complete destruction of their land, a total [[Poor|lack of economy]], massive joblessness, over half the population living in shacks and tents, a dearth of clean water, no electricity, no public services of any kind, a complete massacre of their [[Government|government]], billions in debt to other countries, collapsed schools, destroyed hospitals, rampant [[Disease|disease]], [[Gang|gang]] rule, open [[Crimes|crime]] in the streets and the general decimation of any civilization whatsoever. Needless to say, the earthquake that followed later only slightly improved their condition via [[Bullshit|western aid]].

==Respecting the Dead (FKA [[Dead Nigger Storage]])==
After the earthquake, the locals were faced with the immediate task of finding food, water and shelter. What was not considered, though, was what would happen to 100,000 dead people when you leave them in the sun for several days. Soon, the streets were filled with the stench of rotting corpses, some buried under rubble, but most simply left in the streets for the buzzards to feast on. At least someone came out on top in this shit.

Several methods of getting rid of the corpses were tried, and all but throwing them into a ditch proved to be unsuccessful. Some preparations for the dead included:
* A Christian burial - unfortunately, the 5 morticians on the island (3 were from the DR) were not equipped to prepare and bury 100,000 dead people in one day, so very few bodies saw the inside of a coffin. Couple this with the extreme poverty, and the fact entire families died at once, and you can see why mass graves were the final solution.
* Burning the bodies - the methodology was fairly simple: pile the bodies on top of trash, and set them alight. These fires never burnt hot enough to actually destroy a body, so streets became littered with seared corpses rather than neat piles of ash.
* Mass graves - this was the final way of disposing of bodies, which could have been quite humane if the locals didn't use dump trucks and bulldozers to shift the bodies. Once in the ground, the bodies were covered with building rubble and dirt. Bon appetite! 

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==The New Golden Age of Hæti==
Less than a week after the quake, Hæti entered its first golden age. The GNP of the country rose to never before seen record levels as [[democrats|bleeding heart liberal hippy faggots]] continue to empty their recession ridden wallets into a country nobody is supposed to give a fuck about. The outpouring of money and support is largely attributed to residual white guilt that should have been eradicated after making a black person [[Black Jesus|President]]. The future of Hæti looks brighter than ever, thanks in part to a massive food drive to import massive amounts of fried chicken, watermelon, birth control pills, and grape soda. Wyclef Jean's efforts to intercept the shipment as payment for his benefit concerts were thwarted repeatedly by Anderson Cooper, the gayest man in news, and hero of nigglets that get hit in the face with bricks everywhere.

{{quote|We shuld has earfquakes moar often. Dis best ting dat ever happin to us. Fried chikinz an grape sodas fur everyone! I dun hav to work and I gets free handout! Dis is island paradise!|Haitian peasant}}

With over a million dead niggers, tons of money coming in for no reason, free handouts, and soldiers keeping all the jungle bunnies from raping and killing each other, like normal, Hæti has already surpassed pre-quake conditions, and is well on its way to overtaking [[Sierra Leone|that other country run by former nigger slaves that proves black people shouldn't be put in charge of anything important]] in the list of places to vacation if you want to get AIDS.

{{quote|We didn't want those buildings anyway|Haiti}}[[File:Haitian waterspout snake.gif|thumb|right|350px|The Haitian Waterspout Snake is a common but deadly example of native wildlife. Witness a [[Asperger's syndrome|valiant]] Haitian villager [[Put Shoe On Head|defeating]] the wretched beast in order to save his village.]]

==Alternate Theories==
Rich sociopath [[televangelist]] God fanboi (and former U.S. President wannabe) [[Pat Robertson]] knows THE TRUTH! On his Jan. 14th Christian Broadcasting Network show ''The 700 Club'', he revealed that the massive earthquake was - in fact - divine [[pwnage|retribution]] from a pact Hædiots made with the Devil when Hæti freed itself from French [[slavery|colonial rule]].

{{quote|They were under the heel of the French…and they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said ‘We will serve you’…and so, the devil said ‘Okay, it’s a deal’ and kicked the French out”, “They need to have…a great turning to God.|Potty Pat}}

See, in 1791, [[i|/i/insurgent]] slaves in Hæti began a revolt against their French [[white devil]] massa. Led by a voodoo priest, this is considered to have been the spark that the uppity nigras needed to get revolting and ultimately expel the Frogs and established the Republic of Hæti in 1804. To celebrate, the slaves started a tradition of throwing a voodoo ritual in which they slaughtered a pig and drank its blood and performed dance-offs to see who the Head Nigga In Charge would be for the following year. They then made their pact with the [[Cthulhu|Devil]]: if he would keep [[nigras|their people]] from the [[Habbo|French]], they would serve [[alcohol|evil spirits]] on the island for the next 200 years. So by dedicating themselves to Satan they caused the poverty and all the other bad shit that's plagued Hæti since the bond was formed. This also explains [[Killhamster]] working for Time Warner Cable and ED's financial woes.

Meanwhile, [[Rush Limbaugh]] thinks that [[Black Jesus]] did Hæti.

{{quote|We’ve already donated to Haiti. It’s called the U.S. income tax.|Rush Limbaugh}}

{{quote|A wild Haiti appeared! Geodude uses earthquake! -- It's super effective!|Nintendo}}

{{quote|...and nothing of value was lost.|Glenn Beck}}

Or perhaps they just listened to too much disco music, which made God angry.

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{{quote| The only thing i know about haitians is from what i seen in grand theft auto vice city... and they were mean|Faggot}}

[[Leftard|Danny Glover]] also has a [[insane|batshit insane]] theory for Hæti: We didn't stop [[global warming]] at [[Denmark|Copenhagen]].

{{quote|What happened in Haiti could happen to anywhere in the Caribbean because all these island nations are in peril because of global warming. When we see what we did at the climate summit in Copenhagen, this is the response, this is what happens, you know what I'm sayin'?|Danny Glover • [[what|WAT]]?|}}

==Mud Cookies==

Lieking Mudkips is one thing, but....

Haitians. Eat. Mud. Cookies. OMFGWTFBBQ!!!!

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==GaLlErIe==

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Image:Scusepard.jpg|Haitians are renowned for their manners
Image:Quarhaiti.jpg|Col.Quaritch springs into action
Image:Horshaken.jpg|One of many...
Image:Voodoo Haiti.jpg|Delicious fire
Image:haitishake.jpg|DO IT!!! lulz will ensue

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==Round 2==
[[Last Thursday]] Haiti was once again shat upon by another earthquake, only further proving that God hates niggers, [[Nawlins|especially french ones]].

This just in. [http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35176910/ns/world_news-washington_post/| Haitians want the USA to take over the government].

==Fake Charities==

Perhaps considered the fastest way to go to hell, this can be coupled with trying to get tits from strangers.

{{quote|Stranger: Boobs for haiti! Every showoff results in €100 straigth too haiti! Collected: €600 
You: LOL 
You: YOU ARE EVIL 
Your conversational partner has disconnected.|[[Omegle]]}}

==Christians to the rescue==
 
[[Christians]] probably sent by [[Pat Robertson]] are <s>kidnapping</s> adopting Haitian <s>[[loli]]</s> children, to save them from the [[Devil]] [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8499401.stm]. Should fetch a good price on [[Ebay]].

==See Also==

*[http://slashdot.org/palm/28/10/01/20/1651232_1.shtml So i heerd you liek dead haitians]
*[[George Bush doesn't care about black people]]
*[[Anderson Cooper]] Loves Hæt
*[[tsunami|George Bush doesn't care about brown people]]
*[[I'd Hit It]]
*[[Cary Goulston]]

*[http://www.misscaribbeaninternational.com/ContestantsByIsland.aspx?I=23 Why do all the contestants for Miss Haiti live in Florida?]
*[[Amanda Kijera]]

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Kanye West

2024-08-08T05:35:03Z

Coelacanth:

{{achtung|KANYE GOT ADDICTED TO NITROUS AND RELEASED AN ABSOLUTE ABORTION OF AN ALBUM VULTURES 2}}
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'''Kanye West''' aka Yeezy or Ye, is a [[rap|rapper]], [[gd/|designer]], [[self-diagnosed]] [[bipolar]] [[attention whore]], [[LOLWUT|former US Presidential candidate]], all while also being a literal [[nigger]][[faggot]].

Born in Atlanta, Georgia, and raised in Chicago, on the playground is where he spent most of his younger days; <strike>[[Bel-air|Chillin out maxing and relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school...]]</strike>

Srsly though, West was raised in Chicago, and grew up around [[coons|gangbangers]] and playas. We don't have much to say about his young adulthood years since that's BORING SHIT, LOL.

Kanye West has been at the forefront of much IRL and internet drama, and as a result, we here at Encyclopedia Dramatica are humbly taking on the [[no|vital]] public service of explaining his discography, musical career and political life to plebians such yourself. ''"Yeezus just rose again..."''

==Musical career==
So, flash forward from West's youth, all the way up to the year 2000. It's the dawn of the Nu-Millennium and the new beginning of an endless age of shitty mass-produced pop music. Kanye West begins "producing" music/recordings for musicians on the rap label Roc-A-Fella Records; notably [[illuminati|Jay-Z]] and Ludacris.

West next decides he wants to start making his OWN music, but is turned down by everyone at Roc-A-Fella because he does not fit the image of a gangsta rapper. Upset, West [[An hero|attempts suicide]] by crashing his car and nearly dies; not wanting the poor guy to kill himself, Jay-Z finally gives him permission to make his own album ([[nerd|technically]] it's called an [[vinyl|LP]], guiis!!). And so, "'''The College Dropout'''" is released in 2004, later followed by "'''Late Registration'''" in 2005 and "'''Graduation'''" in 2007. Forming a trilogy, these 3 hip hop albums feature some of West's most [[normies|accessible music]], as well as singles "[[Christian|Jesus Walks]]", "[[jewgold|Gold Digger]]" and that one song he made ripping off [[Daft Punk]].

"'''808s and Heartbreak'''" is released in 2008 and is notable for being the only Kanye West album to feature no explicit lyrics whatsoever, (well, it was, up until [[2019]]'s '''Jesus Is King''' album) and for its EXTENSIVE usage of [[Autotune]]. (Though to be fair, West used Autotune on the songs because his jaw was broken during the recording sessions for the album.)

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And then - it all goes downhill... West goes on MTV's VMA, and tells Taylor Swift, to her face, that she shouldn't have won her award. He follows this up with random twitter beefs between him and "[[South Park]]" creators after being outed as an aficionado of "[[homosexuality|fishsticks]]" on said show.) West even got called out by then-President Obama, who called West a "jackass". West, however, not to be discouraged from "PRODUCING ART", [[crazy|locked himself up in a cabin in Hawaii, secluded himself from the outside world]], and came back with the ideas for his much-praised 2010 album <strike>A Good Ass Job</strike> '''''My [[Kawaii|Beautiful]] [[Nigger|Dark]] [[Twisted sexual acts|Twisted]] [[Fetish|Fantasy]]'''".

This album was followed up with 2013's "'''Yeezus'''" album, an [[Death Grips|industrial-style hip-hop]] album. The album cover for "Yeezus" was literally a coverless audio CD case with some red tape on the right side of the case. No, seriously, that was the "ART" that the self-proclaimed "[http://web.archive.org/web/20190705150632/https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/hip-hop/6889411/kanye-west-next-einstein-twitter-debut-new-song Closest Thing To Einstein]" came up with for his album. The "cover art" for "Yeezus" quickly became a meme, with many a custom cover artwork made based on it and it became a trend that many recording artists followed for years to come.

"'''The Life of Pablo'''"<strike>/"SWISH"/"So Help Me God"</strike> followed the Yeezus album. This album's releases were constantly postponed, renamed, and remixed before it finally arrived on the scene in 2016. Drama surrounded the release of "The Life of Pablo" as it was an online-only release, and was exclusive to Jay-Z's "lossless music streaming" site TiDAL. More e-drama ensued as West pulled the album several times after the official release date to re-remix, remove, and add tracks to the album. Truly "[[Nope|A LIVING WORK OF ART"]]. This was followed by 2018's <strike>TurboGrafx 16</strike> "'''Ye'''" album, which is [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|so short in duration that it puts the black man to shame]].

2019 began a shift in West's usual musical themes toward Christianity themes, as he went full-on-religious. He founded a gospel music group called "Sunday Service", began holding regular services across the country, and released a new album, "'''[[Christianity|Jesus Is King]]'''". Time will tell if this lasts.

"'''DONDA'''", was released after a shit-load of delays, in the middle of a [[shit no one cares about|streaming battle with Drake]] who beat him to a diss track with a [[nobody|Trippie Redd]] song. This made Kanye butthurt and Ye [[not really|leaked]] his "home". (Ye [[fail|actually just showed the home of Drake that anyone could look up with a quick Google search]].)

"'''DONDA 2'''" become Ye's next project soon after the release of Donda. And surprisingly, Kanye didn't delay the release date. He released an unfinished half-assed album on the day he promised and is going to "update" and "finish" this album in the future. This album is only available on the STEM Player but in reality everyone just downloaded it from [[piracy|"file sharing"]] websites. [[Cuckoldry|Kanye's also mad at some random comedian for banging his ex-wife so he made a diss track about it]]. Thanks to Ye and his stans constantly harassing him until he get mentally sick, the ex-wife broke up with him. Ye is currently looking forward to reunite with her and see take his kids back.[[Boredom|We off the Grid Grid Grid, Donda 2 is Mid Mid Mid]].
He's a total nigger for making an album sounds this horrible then still put his dead mother's name on it.

"'''Vultures 1'''" - After delaying the release of this [[at least 100]] times, Kanye finally shat out this half-assed album which was going to have an album cover ripping off [[Burzum]] but changed it at the last second. Vultures is a collab album with rapper [[Nobody cares|Ty Dolla $ign]] who is totally not Ye's ghostwriter. This is further proof that Kanye is descending into lolcow territory. Ye made one of his daughter, [[Powerword|North West]] to perfome on one of his shitty song. This album offended [[Anthony Fantano]] so much he made a video in response to it.

"'''Vultures 2'''" - The unfinished afterbirth of Vultures 1. Kanye got high on laughing gas an released a half finished pile of shit.
[[File:vulturesburzum.png|thumb|Didn't even try hiding it. So kvlt.]]
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And yes, he's probably still refusing to take his much-needed Bi-Polar pills.

==Kanye and Politics==
[[File:KANYEWESTFORPRESIDENTbutton-ItsAboutIDeasBro.jpg|thumb|right|It's ideas about bro]]
[[File:alternate reality kanye.jpg|thumb|right|Kanye Goldstein in the true timeline]]

{{quote|If my [[slavery|grandfather]] was here right now he would not let me back down! I don’t know I’m fittin’ to lose after this. It doesn’t matter though, cuz it ain’t about me. It’s about [[memes|ideas]], bro. [[old memes|New ideas]]. People with ideas. People who believe in truth,...

And yes, as you [[nope|probably could have guessed by this moment]], [[LOLWUT|I have decided in 2020 to run for president]].|West at the 2015 MTV VMAs, announcing his plans for a political career}}

Kanye West has long been "outspoken", and politics is no exception. West however, has gone from letting folks know "George Bush doesn't care about black people" in 2004, to pursuing the American Presidency in the USA's 2020 and 2024 Elections.

{{quote|Blacks are 90% Democrats That sounds like control to me 🤔|[http://archive.fo/cbr99 Kanye West], being to retarded to understand demographics.}}

Mista' West had planned to IRL-troll politics by srsly running for Prez of the USA in 2020; <strike>After meeting with Trump, West decided to postpone his run to 2024, simply because he believes that Trump [[no|will get elected for a second term in 2020]]. Word on tha streets, previously, was that he would probably run as a [[Trump|Republican]] or [[America's Third Party|Independent]].</strike> '''UPDATE: He gave up on The Donald and is running in the nutty year that is [[2020]] after all!! '''
===2020 Presidential Run===

Up until mid-2020, West was a known [[The Donald|Trumper]], having even met multiple times with (USA) President Trump from 2016-2018. [http://web.archive.org/web/20190804231635/https://consequenceofsound.net/2016/12/kanye-west-met-with-donald-trump-to-discuss-being-an-ambassador-of-sorts/ 1]. As of current times, West no longer wears the fabled red cap of Trumpers, while still claiming Trump to be “the closest president ... in years to allowing God to still be part of the conversation.”

On July 4, the year of our Lord [[2020]], Kanye West shocked the political landscape (at least as much as one could after [[2016]]) with a big, girthy, announcement. West had decided to run in 2020 after all - against "Creepy Uncle Joe Biden" and incumbent USA Troll-In-Chief "[[The Donald]]". His new political party, "The Birthday Party" (fronted by Mr. West, his Wyoming [[christian|pastor]] and nobody else) was also announced. While most of the world has laughed the campaign off as a stupid joke, Kayne seems to be taking ''very srsly''. [[nope|If he wins]] though, it'll be the biggest political troll since 4chan and Pepe the Frog memes catapulted a reality TV star an internet/twitter troll named Donald Trump to the White House in 2016. That's highly unlikely though since he missed the filing deadlines to be included on a number of state ballots as an independent candidate.

==Kanye Doesn't Care About Black People==
[[File:kanye and jesus.jpg|thumb|right|That's fucked up Kanye]]

In the [[boring|great]] year of [[2022]], Ye - may God bless him, had a busy year recording Donda 3 and leading the White Lives Matter movement. This has culminated in the [[negress|baby mama]] of beloved [[porn star]], [[opioids|opioid]] enthusiast, and [[DINDU NUFFIN|African American]] icon [[George Floyd]] filing a 250 million dollar lawsuit for saying that perhaps the massive amounts of fentanyl in his system contributed to his death.

==Kanye Is A Zionist Shill==
In October 2022, he appeared on Fox News's Tucker Carlson show and expressed his support to the world's favorite group of people: The [[Jews]]. He said that Planned Parenthood was founded by an eugenicist and KKK "to control the Jew population" and "I prefer my kids knew Hanukkah than Kwanzaa. At least it will come with some financial engineering." Thus, the floodgates were opened and the [[Anti-semite]]s caused the following:
*closure of his bank accounts
*dropped by lawyer
*banning from [[Twitter]] and [[Instagram]]
*cancellation of upcoming concerts
*loss of [[jewgold]]s caused by basically every brand cutting ties with him

On December 1, 2022, Kanye appeared on [[Alex Jones]] live show where he went full Zionist mode and declared his love and obedience towards the Jewish people. He made statements like “I love Jews,” “I love Jewish people,” “I love Zionists,” “[[Milo Yiannopoulos|Milo]] is Jewish, I love Milo,” that if he loses his presidential campaign the political leaders will be “held to christian values, not Zionist values,” and this is “the worst thing that can happen,” that Zionist are never at fault because it’s Satan that gets inside Zionists and makes them do bad things. He also said "he liked [[Hitler]]" and [[Nazis]] saying they created technology the jews use, and that Satan was one killing all the jews. The aftermath of his statements was another backlash from anti-semites that ended in [[Elon Musk]] suspending Kanye’s Twitter account.

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==See Also==
*[[BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD]]
*[[George Bush doesn't care about black people]]
*[[Hunter Fyffe]]
*[[Imma Let You Finish]]
*[[Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger]]
*[[Niggerjack]]
*[[Twatter/KanyeWest]]
*[[2020 Presidential Elections]]
*[[Nick Fuentes]] and [[Milo Yiannopoulos]] - The two men who he hooked up with after he sperged out.

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Elon Musk

2024-07-28T04:44:19Z

Coelacanth:

{{breakingnews|{{EDF|thread|breaking-twitter-accepts-elon’s-45-billion-offer.3418|Elon Musk has bought Twitter}}}}
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[[File:ElonTroll.jpg|thumb|Elon Musk, CEO of TrollX.]]
[[File:Elon the furfag.jpg|thumb|Yiff in hell, furfag]]

'''Elon Musk''' is, surprisingly, not a brand of designer [[Rapefugee|cologne]] that [[expensive|costs $500]] and makes [[you]] smell like a [[Muslim|goat's ballsack]] for several months. Born in [[South Africa]] on June 28, 1971, '''[[Powerword|Elon Reeve Musk]]''' is a {{age|1971|06|28}}-year-old [[Rich|billionaire]] [[Donald Trump|entrepre]][[Attention whore|ttention whore]] and [[IRL]] supervillain who is basically the unholy bastard child of [[Al Gore]] and the [[alt-right]] and—much like [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|The Avatar]]—was born with the extremely rare ability to piss off both sides of the [[political]]/[[autism]] spectrum while barely even trying. He clipped the twitter bird's wings, then he/she/they/xe became an X. He let go several employees at the twatter/X headquarters and raped them goodbye.

As the CEO of '''[[Nikola Tesla|Tesla Motors]]''', Elon Musk was long believed to just be [[Greta Thunberg|another]] typical [[liberal]] [[tree hugger|treefucker]] who never shuts up about [[global warming]] and cries himself to sleep every single night while thinking about the hundreds of [[retarded]] [[dolphin]]s who kill themselves daily by sticking their heads through [[Coke|six pack rings]]. While it is true that Elon doesn't [[STFU]] about global warming, it is currently believed that he doesn't actually give a fuck about stupid shit like dolphin [[suicide]] or [[DACA|Mexican children who entered the United Stated illegally]].

Elon is also the founder and CEO of '''[[Space]]X''', a space travel company that he founded in [[2002]] with the intentions of colonizing [[Mars]] and then [[Genocide|annihilating]] the entirety of [[South Africa]] with [[Brianna Wu|high-velocity moon rocks]] to get revenge on [[Niglet|the people]] who bullied him during his youth for being a scrawny [[white]] [[pussy]] in South Africa.

{{quote|The father of Elon Musk, the billionaire tech entrepreneur, says it was “God’s plan” for him to have a baby with his own stepdaughter. Errol Musk, 72, described the 10-month-old baby boy he had with Jana Bezuidenhout, 30, as “exquisite”.

He married her mother Heide when Jana was four but told The Sunday Times he did not consider her to be his stepdaughter because she had been raised away from the family for long periods of time.|[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/03/25/elon-musks-father-has-baby-step-daughter-has-known-since-four/ chip off the old block?]}}

== Tesla Motors: Saving The World By Not Saving The World ==
[[File:ElectricCarLogic.jpg|thumb|SpaceX's business model in s nutshell]]
[[File:elon musk billionaire mindeset.jpg|thumb|right|How 2 be a sigma male Elon style]]
{{quote|At about 10 o’clock on Saturday evening, an angry Musk was examining one of the production line’s mechanized modules, trying to figure out what was wrong, when the young, excited engineer was brought over to assist him.

“Hey, buddy, this doesn’t work!” Musk shouted at the engineer, according to someone who heard the conversation. “Did you do this?”

The engineer was taken aback. He had never met Musk before. Musk didn’t even know the engineer’s name. The young man wasn’t certain what, exactly, Musk was asking him, or why he sounded so angry.

“You mean, program the robot?” the engineer said. “Or design that tool?”

“Did you fucking do this?” Musk asked him.

“I’m not sure what you’re referring to?” the engineer replied apologetically.

“You’re a fucking idiot!” Musk shouted back. “Get the fuck out and don’t come back!”|https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-tesla-life-inside-gigafactory/}}

{{quote|Enraged that a British cave diver called his idea to rescue the Thai soccer team for what it was — “a p.r. stunt [with] absolutely no chance of working” — Musk took to Twitter and called him a “pedo.”

Just like that, Tesla’s market value plummeted by $2 billion.

Musk has been in business since 2002. His stated goal is nothing short of transforming humanity through his products: his electric cars, space travel, and an underground high-speed Hyperloop system.

He has yet to succeed at anything but somehow spins every failure into proof of imminent success. His only accomplishment has been this decades-long Jedi mind trick.

Tesla is best known for blowing deadlines and consistently falling short on production.

In November 2017, Bloomberg reported that the company burns through $500,000 per hour. For two years now, Tesla has been suffering an epic talent drain, and in May, two top execs — one the liaison with the National Transportation Safety Board — walked out the door.

That’s to say nothing of the human toll.|https://nypost.com/2018/07/21/elon-musk-is-a-total-fraud/}}

{{quote|The Tesla and SpaceX CEO's latest controversy stems from a live video podcast interview late Thursday as he smoked what host Joe Rogan described as marijuana inside of tobacco. The apparent weed puffing incident may not create legal problems for Musk. After all, it's legal in California (though federal law still considers it a crime). But the episode fueled an emerging narrative among his critics that Musk is, at best, unfocused or, at worst, losing control altogether.....Musk stunned Wall Street in early August with a tweet that he had "funding secured" to take Tesla private at $420 per share. Though he maintained that he believed the funding was available to do the deal, he later said it was not a good idea after all. Now the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission is investigating.|https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2018/09/07/tesla-ceo-elon-musk-marijuana-controversy/1222499002/}}

== SpaceX, Rockets On A Walmart Budget AND PIZZA ON MARS ==
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{{quote|Musk spent about an hour and a half discussing SpaceX's strategy to fund and execute human colonies on Mars — and, certainly, several attendees asked him about that. But a few had more personal inquiries: one person wanted to pass a comic book, The Future of Fusion, to Musk onstage, and another asked if she could kiss Musk "on behalf of the ladies."

And the fun didn't stop there. In what was clearly a poorly timed pitch, someone looking to produce a Funny Or Die video asked Musk if he'd use math to ID the "most expendable" person (and thus the most appropriate passenger for a one-way Mars trip) on Earth. He then suggested that person was actor Michael Cera.

But the question that took the cake was from a recent Burning Man attendee, who wondered aloud whether Mars would have functional toilets or whether, like Burning Man, it would be a "dusty, waterless shitstorm."|https://mashable.com/2016/09/27/elon-musk-spacex-mars-questions/#ItyxwCKumqqD}}

{{quote|“Are you prepared to die? If that’s OK, then you’re a candidate for going,” Musk said. Would he become the first man on Mars himself? Probably not. “I’d definitely need to have a good succession plan because the probability of death is really high on the first mission. And I’d like to see my kids grow up.”

But for those who are willing to risk death – Musk would not advise sending your children – he pulled up a presentation slide that showed SpaceX’s timeline to begin flights to Mars in 2023. The cost of sending a person to Mars right now is about $10 billion, he said. And his goal is to bring that figure down to $200,000, the median price of a home in the US, and hopefully even lower, to $140,000.....“There’s a tremendous opportunity for anyone who wants to go to Mars to create something new and bold, the foundations of a new planet. Everything from iron refineries to the first pizza joint, things on Mars that people can’t even imagine today that might be unique to Mars,” he said.|https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/priya/elon-musk-spacex-there-will-be-pizza-on-mars}}
{{quote|He’d like to expand his franchise to the defense department, but his company has faced a more challenging time displacing the incumbents there: In a no-bid process, United Launch Alliance (ULA), a joint venture of Lockheed Martin and Boeing, received a bulk contract worth billions of dollars for 36 rocket launches earlier this year, despite plans to introduce more competition and other cost-saving measures. Musk’s tweets yesterday focused on what happened next: The man who awarded ULA the contract, defense official Roger “Scott” Correll, was hired soon after his retirement to handle government relations at Aerojet Rocketdyne, a company that builds rocket engines for ULA. Musk didn’t mince words online when offering his interpretation of events:

"V likely AF official Correll was told by ULA/Rocketdyne that a rich VP job was his if he gave them a sole source contract"

"Reason I believe this is likely is that Correll first tried to work at SpaceX, but we turned him down. Our competitor, it seems, did not."|https://qz.com/212876/elon-musk-says-he-lost-a-multi-billion-dollar-contract-when-spacex-didnt-hire-a-public-official/}}

{{quote|Musk was answering a flurry of tweets this morning when he responded to one from Signal’s Brian Acton, co-founder of the Facebook-owned WhatsApp, that contained the hashtag #deletefacebook. “What’s Facebook?” Musk queried. Afterward, a follower told Musk he should delete SpaceX’s Facebook page if Musk was “the man.” Musk claimed he didn’t even know it existed and then said he would, probably in an attempt to preserve his “the man” status.|https://www.theverge.com/2018/3/23/17156402/elon-musk-deleted-tesla-and-spacex-facebook-pages-twitter-challenge}}

== Elon Musk vs. Paedo Man ==
On June 23, [[2018]], a bunch of [[Thai]] boys who were members of a junior [[soccer|football]] team got themselves stuck in a cave because they're the [[Retarded|second least intelligent]] of all the different types of [[Azn]]. After the Thais got Elon Musk to build a fucking submarine, a [[British]] [[paedophile]] named '''Vern Unsworth''' decided to [[mock]] Elon's efforts and then steal all the glory for himself by rescuing the delicious [[Caveman|cave]][[shota]]s before Elon could.

==Gallery==
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File:Elon Musk weeb.jpg|Elon is a [[weeaboo]]. [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1051381006073118721]
File:Elon Musk weeb 2.png|[[OwO whats this..?]] [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1054509050350555136]
File:Elon Musk catgirl.png|Elon is actually a [[catgirl]]. [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1055653541317042177]
File:Elon Musk Bitcoin.png|[[Bitcoin]]-chan so [[kawaii]] ^_^ [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1054520588734058496]
File:Elon Musk Fortnite.png|Elon realizes how much of a [[meme]] he is. [https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1053390822991790083]
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== Neuralink ==
'''Neuralink''' is Elon Musk's transhumanist vision for brain-chipping actual humans likely to turn them into zombies - or into [[aspies|Autists]] like himself. Neuralink caught the attention of many due to the fact it killed a bunch of [[Nigger|monkeys]] during its animal testing trial. Despite that, the FDA still allowed Elon to start putting these things into people's brains. [[Last Thursday]] some dumb fuck actually willed himself to get a Neuralink implanted into his brain even after news of the chimp deaths broke out after Elon made the claim it will be able to [[Lie|make people walk again]].

==Twitter Buyout==
After flirting back and forth with [[Twitter|the bird]] executives about buying the micro-blogging platform, Elon eventually made a legally binding deal to buy Twitter in early 2022. The Musk then attempted to pull a "I was only kidding guis" stunt but got slapped on the wrist with a lolsuit by the Twitter owners, forcing him into buying it [https://abcn.ws/3ax8JrX 4real]. ''Fuck around, find out'', as they say!

[[File:Dead Twitter bird.png|245px|right]]

Currently Elon is [[liar|claiming]] that he wants to make Twatter a [[Free Speech|Free Expression Zone]], which is sending modern liberals into a frenzied butthurt and mass exodus. Musk went on to make the code for Twitter [[Open Source|open-source]], but after a fall in users [[Mark Zuckerberg|The Zuck]] of [[Facebook]] harnessed its weakness and forked the source-code to make ''Threads'' (it was popular for a moment, but died out after a week.)

''Twitter Blue'' aka [[4chan Gold]]: Micro-blogging Edition is a new thing too. You can pay for a blue "verified badge" and to be able to bypass the "new features" such as the tweet view limit, max posts limit, etc! Very cool, Elon!

Later, Elon would also rebrand Twitter as ''[[XXX|X]]'', which is a nightmare for Search Engine Optimization. As if putting the site behind a log-in only wall wasn't bad enough. Simply a noob-ish move on Musk's part. And what would you call "Twitter videos".
== Drug Habits ==
As it turns out, Musky [[i told u i was hardcore|is a hardcore druggie]] and has been higher than giraffe tits for the past several years, which caused Tesla investors to and those close to him try to make him [https://futurism.com/the-byte/elon-musk-rehab go to rehab], but Elon said [[Amy Winehouse|no, no, no]]. Elon is seemingly unaware that [[HNNNNNNGGGGG|doing hardcore drugs in your 50s comes with consequences]]. As of recent his [[ketamine]] benders have been causing Elon to go on <s>[[Twatter|Twitter]]</s> Sorry, [[XXX|𝕏]] to [[BAWWWW|raise concern]] about brown people entering [[Jewnited States of Americunts|America]], although he himself was an immigrant from [[South Africa]]. If Musk keeps up these habits, he could end up as a contender for {{CURRENTYEAR}}'s Golden iPod of The Year.

== See Also ==
* [[Nikola Tesla]]
* [[Troll Science]]
* [[Al Gore]]
* [[Bernie Sanders]]
* [[Brianna Wu]] - The greatest threat to Elon's plan to bombard Earth with moon rocks.

== External Links ==
* https://youtu.be/nDwEFvOh9co?t=38m52s - Elon Musk rejects a level 2 super-genius, [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreateyourOwnVillain thus creating a supervillain] whom he will be murdered and raped by in the future
*{{Twitter|elonmusk|@elonmusk - his public <s>twitter</s> X account}}
*[https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2022/12/elon-musk-twitter-far-right-activist/672436/ Elon Musk Is a Far-Right Activist - The Atlantic; December 2022]
*[https://www.britannica.com/biography/Elon-Musk Encyclopedia Britannica entry on Elon Musk]
*{{Wikilink|Elon_Musk|Wikipedia entry on Elon Musk}}
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2024-07-28T04:43:51Z

Coelacanth:

Elon in a furry costume

Drake

2024-07-18T21:34:52Z

Coelacanth:

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John Kricfalusi

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[[Image:Johnk.jpg|thumb|The man himself.]]

'''John Kricfalusi''','''John K.''', or '''John KKK.''' since people are too stupid to spell right anyway, is a washed-up hack animator, who thanks to his constant whining about [[shit nobody cares about|''Tiny Toons'' and ''Drawn Together'']], (and his rampant pedophilia problem) he has been kept in the spotlight.

==Rise to Fame==

[[Image:Renstimpy.gif|thumb|The furry crap that started it all!]]

About [[100 years ago]] Kricfalusi was born in the [[Canada|Land of Bagged Milk]]. Although he aged physically, he never actually grew up, so he went to art school. After graduation he was "traumatized" by being forced to work on shitty '80s cartoons. Legendary animator Ralph Bakshi noticed that John K. was miserable and [[buttsex|rescued]] him from the horror of having to animate Hanna-Barbera's kiddy '80s line up. Together, Bakshi and Kricfalusi developed a new version of Mighty Mouse, which although supposedly [[lie|a hit]] lasted only two seasons due of the animation crew pushing allusions that were too daring for children, such as [[seriously|Mighty Mouse sniffing cocaine]].

After failing at this venture, Kricfalusi went on to create what was to become his biggest success (by default), [[win|Ren and Stimpy]]. Not surprisingly, Kricfalusi was so hard to work with that he was fired as director for the show so Nickelodeon could continue to profit from the show without having to put up with his bullshit. This embittered him so much that after that point he could not say nothing good about anyone else in the animation industry. In 1994 he [[coward|ghost-wrote]] an article for some [[flash|shitty animation]] magazine, blasting the then-new show Animaniacs, despite the fact he had not seen it. John K. was one of the first person to make shitty internet flash cartoons, since he found that nobody would pay him to make regular cartoons anymore.

==Bitterness==

{{quote|''Genius'' is the twin brother of madness--both live in a world created by their own [[E-go|EGO]]. When I go to work for someone I NEVER bring my personal problems to the arena. The creators of most of the shows I've done don't seem to do that either. John K. wasn't a ''little bit difficult'' to work with. He was darn near impossible to work with. His abuse of [[actor]]s including myself is legendary and was not so much about the search for perfection--it was about borderline sadism and control. His whole fixation with hell [[I am disappoint|dads]] and [[Shotacon|boys]] and [[BDSM|torture and punishment]]... well, I've made millions and millions of people laugh but I don't get what's funny about endless repetitions of that crap that he dotes on. There's a difference between cries for help and comedy.|[[Futurama|Billy West]]}}

John [[KKK]] soon found work doing commercials for Old Navy and making shitty internet cartoons. In 1997, [[Jew|Matt Stone]] and [[Libertarian|Trey Parker]] made a show called ''[[South Park]]'', they stole not only his thunder, but his idea about a piece of [[shit|poop]] that talks ([[lie|which is the most original idea EVER and how dare they steal it]]). Johnny-Boy got all mad and sued, but everyone realized his cartoons sucked. He then got Fox Kids to air ''[[Gay|The Ripping Friends]]'', but was over the head of the 8-year-old boys who were addicted to ''[[Power Rangers]]'' and ''[[Sonic]]''. Butthurt and distraught, he made a [[SarahChihuahua|new version of ''Ren and Stimpy'']] without anyone who worked on the original show, which aired after a shitty cartoon about [[Whore|Pamela Anderson]] as a superhero. In 2000 he and his minions produced Boo Boo and the Man, a horrible Yogi Bear spin off in which it is constantly implied that Yogi is in fact a child molester who rapes Boo Boo. Boo Boo also gets his ass and tail shaven before he's beaten up. Very classy stuff, as you can see!

Ol' Johnny-boy now runs a blog where he whines about how the old ''[[Tom and Jerry]]'' cartoons are better than ''[[Shitty|Family Guy]]'', and shows off his shitty Hanna-Barbara toy collection. He also hates anything made in the last 50 years that is (a) not his stuff, (b)''[[Beavis and Butthead]]'' or (c)made by Ralph Bakshi, or Jamie Hewlett, or Bruce Timm, or pre-''Scooby Doo'' Hanna Barbara cartoons, or Genndy Tartakovsky, or the WWE.

It should be noted that, although John Kricfalusi is in fact a creepy, selfish, emotionally arrested manchild, this is neither unusual among his [[anime|profession]], nor is it even the primary reason he pisses so many people off. Most of the friction originates from the massive [[butthurt]] received by other [[internet tough guy|emotionally-arrested manchildren]], who unlike John K. are too stupid and lazy to turn their faggotry into a [[suicide|profitable venture]], when he insists the trash we all watched as [[retard|children]], such as ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]'' and ''[[Transformers]]'', was both bland, [[the man|corporate dog shit]], and from the perspective of the animator, not at all fun to make. The reality is [[noone]] gives a shit when he whines about ''South Park'', ''Beavis and Butthead'', ''[[Family Guy]]'', [[anime]], [[Disney]], or when his own [[shit nobody cares about|cartoons]] turn out even worse; It is only when he happens to encroach on their [[Hot Topic|blind nostalgia]] for the most [[eighties|culturally barren years in human history]] that people stop wetting their ''Power Rangers'' bed-sheets long enough to take notice. Startled, like Arabs clinging to their [[Islam|heathen religion]] they look for anything they can use to defend the only thing that gives their lives meaning, and start spouting insane bullshit like "[[lies|''South Park'' is a ripoff of my creation]]" from the sanctum of darkened rooms filled to the ceiling with ''Space Jam'' toys, not because it's true, but because they're willing to deny reality to spite a single person.

==Ways to troll John K.==

*Telling him that you used to enjoy [[Furry|Scooby-Doo]] - or that you still kinda like the character.
*<s>Telling him that you enjoy anime, any of it. The fucker despises Japanese animation.</s> [https://johnkstuff.blogspot.cz/2006/10/color-theory-steal-from-anime-if-you.html (420)]
*Telling him that Disney is a better studio than Warner Brothers
*Reminding him that Pinocchio is considered to be the greatest animation film of all time
*Reminding him that he has zero writing skill
*Reminding him that [[fact|Ren & Stimpy Adult Party was a piece of shit and commercial failure]]
*Point out the fact that Bob Clampett's colleagues hated him. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Clampett#Controversy]
*Tell him Iwao Takamoto was a better Hanna-Barbera character designer than Ed Benedict.
*Try telling him that Looney Tunes is unfunny
*Or, telling John that you've ever enjoyed an animation done in 3D, or anything made after 1963.
*Tell him your favorite Ren & Stimpy episode was one that Bob Camp directed.
*Ask him if he is a closet homosexual.
*Tell him that [[South Park]], [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]], and [[Family Guy]] [[truth|are more creative than Ren and Stimpy]].
*Explain to him that, despite what he and his retarded fans think, you didn't watch shitty animated movies as a kid because your mom forced you, but because you liked them
*Telling him that the world is not fucked up just simply because today's cartoons are bad
*Suggest him to go outside and breathe some fresh air for a change
*Telling him the fucking truth, that Ren and Stimpy, [[America|George Liquor]], all his own crap he thinks is "good animation", sucks HARD.
*Telling him that [[truth|cartoons are not motherfucking serious business]], and no one cares about cartoons being shitty
*Ask him why he and his 'Kids' can't draw on-model
*Telling him that Friz Freleng is the best Looney Tunes director ever
*Reminding him that Walter Lantz and Terrytoons were second-rate studios
*Telling him that he doesn't know what "generic" means.

==Oh MOLESTO==
For 30+ years the fucks of [[Hollywood]] muttered about John's creepy interest in underaged girls. He even [http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2018/03/ren-stimpy-creator-john-kricfalusi-accused-sexually-exploitng-underage-girls joked] about it on [[Howard Stern]]'s show for heaven's sake! All the shit caught up with him in 2018 when two of his insane fans claimed he liked them a little bit too much. And, OF COURSE, we [https://www.buzzfeed.com/arianelange/john-kricfalusi-ren-stimpy-underage-sexual-abuse?utm_term=.mmPZkx5q3#.nwRAZ6zNe heard about this] on the Steaming Internet Turd called [[BuzzFeed]]:
[[File:Packageboy.jpg|right|thumb|John K in a [[Brazzers|leotard displaying his vag]]]]
{{squote|The two teenage girls alleged he used their adoration to his advantage. He told Byrd she could become a great artist. Eventually, he flew her out to his Spumco animation studio in Los Angeles, and ultimately, took her to his home. “I thought I was still his little cute friend,” Byrd said. During a visit to Kricfalusi’s home, he allegedly touched her genitals through her pajama pants, leaving her shocked. She was 16 years old at the time.

Byrd reportedly took another trip to L.A. after this initial incident. She then lived with Kricfalusi during summer before her senior year of high school, working as an intern at Spumco. She eventually moved in permanently with him following her graduation. Tony Mora, an art director at Warner Bros. who worked with Kricfalusi , says he was shown a series of photographs that disturbed him. "And then he pulled out these Polaroids of Robyn basically — how can you say it? — going down on him," said Mora. "He’s like, ‘What do you think of that?"}}

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Not only did this [[Sick fuck|sick fuck]] fondle little girls in his prime, but he's [[dubious disclaimer|very likely]] still doing it today...

[https://archive.is/W3gro Some tweets covering John's most recent sick fuckery posted after he got Chris Hansen'd]

==See Also==
===Related [[raep|molesters]]===
*[[Woody Allen]]
*[[Bill Cosby]]
*[[Lena Dunham]]
*[[Kurt Eichenbald]]
*[[Roman Polanski]]
*[[Harvey Weinstein]]
*[[Elliot Rodger]]

===Related [[hacks]]===
*[[Lauren Faust]]
*[[Rebecca Sugar]]
*[[Seth MacFarlane]]
*[[Gravity Falls|Alex Hirsch]]
*[[Star vs. the Forces of Evil|Daron Nefcy]]
*[[Rick and Morty|Justin Roiland]]
*[[Dan Harmon]]
*[[Butch Hartman]]
*[[Steve Marmel]]
*[[The Loud House|Chris Savino]]
*[[Dan Schneider]]

===Other [[bullshit|articles]]===
*[[That Guy With The Glasses|Channel Awesome]]
*[[Internet tough guy]]
*[[Loco Melones]]
*[[Rape]]
*[[Soviet Canuckistan]]
*[[Howard Stern]] - [[herro|his hero]]
*[[Futurama|Billy West]] - [[truth|his nemesis]]
*[[ToonEGuy]] - [[prostitute|his biggest fan!]]

==External Links==
*[http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/ His Blog]
*[http://www.myspace.com/jkricfalusi His My Space]
*[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/animation-website.php?page=2 A typical guest article by him.]
 
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<th>Type</th><td>Gayming</td>
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<th>Released</th><td>[[2006]]; ([[2004]]: [[shit no one cares about|private alpha]])</td>
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<th>Website</th><td>[https://www.roblox.com/ www.roblox.com]</td>
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<th>Key People</th><td>David Baszucki John Shitletsky Erik Casserole[[dead|&dagger;]]</td>
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<th>Slogans</th><td>"If you can imagine it, you can build it." "Be anything, Build anything." "[[Stupid|Powering Imagination]]"</td>
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[[Image:Rococks_sucks.png|thumb|What everyone thinks.]]
[[Image:RobloxGoatse.jpg|thumb|Rococks Goatse.]]
[[Image:Brodie.jpg|thumb|Typical Rococks player.]]
[[Image:FurryWanker.jpg|thumb|Another fucking [[furry]]. at least most of them are banned.]]
[[Image:ZzzDecentCframe.png|thumb|An example of CFraming on Roblox.]]
[[Image:Great_spelling.png|thumb|A great example of how superior the mod's spelling is.]]
{{quote|ROBLOX. [[Lie|IT'S FREE!!!!1!1!]]|The Jews of Rococks in search of money.}}

'''{{PAGENAME}}''' (also known as '''Dynablox''', '''Shitblox''', '''Gayblox''', '''Gooblox''', '''Rococks''' and a whole plethora of other [[shit]]) is a shitty [[Lego]] knockoff (which roblox wasn't intended to be a shitty [[Lego]] knockoff) made in [[2005]] by a few [[Jews]] with too much extra time and money. Given how autistic the game truly is, and its allure to autistic children, it should come as no surprise that 99% of the people who play this game are fucking retarded. The "objective" of Rococks is to make [[bomb|cool shit]], but since doing so requires having a brain in your fucking skull, this is a goal that is, and forever will be, unattainable by the shitcocks cummunity. Instead what you'll see is endless and perpetual stealing of game assets that the .01% of the community created, spam to hoax/CP/[[warez]] sites to get "free Rocucks, and general copying shit somebody else made, to get attention from the community.

You can also buy premium membership that is very overpriced for what you actually get and only lasts for a certain amount of time. When the [[scam|subscription]] ends, you are stripped from a lot of the features, forcing you to buy it again. Of course, this is purely intentional by the admins, as they don't give a single fuck about you, but are only interested in your [[money]].

==The Community==
[[Image:Roblox Best Comment.PNG|thumb|Referring to the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUcIG4VnzaI death sound effect].]]

The community is composed mainly of 10-12 year olds, although the game was designed for 8-18 year olds, "[[trolls]]", [[Columbiners]], and [[Jailbait|online daters.]] With this combination of people, the result is a very cancerous gaming community that is not that great.

==="Hackers" and Spammers===

The kids in the game think they're so funny by spamming their sad attempts at forcing memes all over the [[forums]] that [[Roblox]] removed in 2017, and pretending to be [[script kiddy|"hackers"]] who will take over Roblox and hack your account, or some shit. However, this "hacking" they speak of is nothing more than using ''Cheat Engine'' to insert giant penises in sword fighting games. If you piss them off they will [[empty threat|threaten to hack your account]], even though these kids wouldn't know code even if it came up behind them and started to [[rape]] them [[goatse|up the ass]]. These are the same kids who spam links to their shitty places all over the site with the hope of getting place visits, all the while not realizing that [[nobody gives a fuck]] about them, or their shitty places.

==="Trolls" on Roblox===
The "trolls" on Roblox are not really trolls at all, but rather dumb little kids who don't even know what trolling is, or even how to execute it properly. As with most of the kids on this game, they think spamming [[ASCII]] images of [[Hitler]] and [[nigger]] will lower them to [[b/|/b/'s]] standards, as seen on the [[Roblox#Forums|cesspool forums]], before they got nuked by the [[tyrants|staff]]. What usually happens is 1) an admin gets butthurt/offended and, 2) lays down the [[banhammer]], ending the kid's [[fail|"trolling spree"]] immediately. As Roblox has no way of detecting [[sockpuppet]] accounts, they simply create alternate accounts and resuming what they were doing before they got banned.

===Rapists, Sexual Predators, and Everyone Else Who Plays The Game===
Aside from the failtrolls, stupid prepubsencent fucks, and [[hackers on steroids|"hackers"]], the rest of the community are 60 year old predators who want to groom and fuck children, whether online or [[IRL]].

The online daters (often referred to by the community as [[overdose|"ODers"]]) are [[sick fucks]] who [[gay|"roleplay" as a couple]], pretend to kiss, have [[sex]], etc. with their in-game characters. Rarely, some of them of them are 60-year-old internet predators who spend most of their time attempting to [[Chris Hansen|bait little kids online]] and fulfil their sick-ass sexual fantasies with [[children]], but most of them are horny 10 year old boys who have nothing better to do. According to the Rococks Community Rules and Guidelines, online dating is against the rules, yet this "rule" never ever seems to be enforced. Truth be told, people rarely get banned for online dating, even though it's a bannable offense on Roblox's terms.
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==Notable People==


[[File:RobloxCeoJew.png|thumb|Builderfaggot [[IRL]].]]
[[File:simbuilder charges .png|thumb|Simbuilder's charges.]]
[[File:John Shitletsky Jew.png|thumb|One of the head Jews of Rococks, John Shitletsky.]]

*'''David Baszucki''' or ''' Builderman''' - The four-eyed, bumbling fool [[boss|founder and CEO]] of Shitblox. All of the money from Builders Club sales goes directly to him, should you be [[facepalm|stupid enough to buy it]]. As a typical Jew, he only gives a fuck about money, which is why Roblox turned to shit since around 2010.

*'''Erik Casserole (Erik Cassel)&dagger;''' - A former admin who died of [[cancer]]. Unsurprising, considering this is Roblox. Many people regard him as "the only good admin" of Roblox, while the rest are supposed idiots fucking up the site; the community even blamed Roblox's [[windows|shitty updates]] on Cassel's death.

*'''John Shitletsky''', ''' Shitletsky''' or '''Telamoron''' - The former Uncreative Director of Rococks. He began working for Roblox in 2006 after he graduated from Stanford University, but eventually got bored with everything, so he resigned from Roblox in 2013 to [[shit that will never happen|start his own company]]. This faggot also decided to change his name from "Telamon" to his real-life surname, Shedletsky, for unknown reasons. What's most likely the reason for this is he wanted to look intelligent among Roblox's retarded community, but it only just made him look like more of a self-obsessed faggot with a too much [[USI]]. He had a record

*'''Jack Hendrix''', '''JackInTheBlox''' ([[Powerword]]: Jack DeVries) - Former Rococks admin, [[faggot]] and [[sick fuck]]. Ran a [[tumblr]] page where he uploaded fetish porn, furry porn and nude photos of himself in the desert. Now he works for Fandom and IGN like the stupid fag he is. Used to stream on Roblox's official [[Twitch]] page. Was mentioned in Reuben Sim's lawsuit.

*''' XiaoXiaoMan''' - The supposed [[AVGN]] of Roblox. He is in his 20s and plays a game intended for 7-9 year olds. He owns a YouTube channel that contains a bunch of shitty rant videos protesting Roblox updates, a Roblox game-reviewing series called "Raging Roblox Reviewer", as well as several shitty [[Gmod]] animation videos intended to be [[funny]] to his audience. Once shat on a little girl's dreams over some place review bullshit.

*'''SharpTH''' - A [[fat]] Jew who makes semi-shitty videos and boring places. Made the first version of this article, which was a giant rage-fest.

*'''[[nigger|Julius Coles]]''' - A nigger who steals shit and claims it as his own, like any other nigger. His favorite place is ''Welcome to the town of Robloxia'' so he stole it and renamed it "The different town of Robloxia" which gained over 5,000,000 visits from Roblox's ever-so-gullible userbase. Niggerus Coles also has a YouTube channel where he rants about Roblox and his boring life. Claims that he wants all the Roblox admins to get cancer, despite that [[truth|he fucking loves Roblox]].

*'''JaredValdez''' - [[Fact|The biggest source of rectal inflation and AIDS in Roblox]]. He often spends his time jacking off to anime and listening to [[Gangman Style|over-rated pop music]]. He copies any place the fucktard population of Roblox enjoy and he makes videos of him assaulting a box of Cheerios with his ass. He cannot code, in even simple shitty RBLX Lua. He is currently in a happy fag relationship with [http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=4339333 Professor G. Ai. Niggertits].

*'''MSE6'''{{muslim}} - A retarded [[Mudslime]] known as [[powerword|"Anna"]] in real life, and possibly the most hated admin on Rococks at one point. Used to give out bans to users like fuck, and earned the ire of the community. One day, she [[murder|suddenly disappeared without a trace...]]

*'''Arthur Sergeevich Trusov''', or '''WhoToTrus''' - An accessory designer, controversial for uploading fursuits and [https://www.roblox.com/catalog/5277679083/The-Transitioning-Concoction HRT] to the catalog. Unsurprisingly, he was caught in sexual roleplay servers on [[Discord]] with minors, where he discussed such things as anal training kits, having gay sex both in public and at furry conventions. Perhaps even more unsurprisingly, he never faced any repercussions from Roblox, and to this day remains part of their selective UGC program.

*'''Arnold Castillo''', '''Jadon Shedletsky''' or '''DoctorRofatnik''' - Developed a [[Sonic]] game, and pretended to be the brother of former admin John Shedletsky in order to groom children. Despite being publicly exposed several times, Roblox kept him on their payroll until he was [https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdin/pr/new-jersey-man-federally-charged-enticement-minor-and-interstate-transportation-minor arrested for abducting an underage girl] he met on their site. He is currently serving life in prison with [[Bubba]] for his crimes.

*'''Austin Reuschle''' or '''Nimblz&dagger;''' - They/them faggot who made a [https://www.roblox.com/games/2747834912/Eg shitty game about being an egg] and a couple other unremarkable games before [[An hero|logging off Roblox (and life) forever]].

*'''Mikhail Olson''' or '''Simbuilder''' - [[Batshit Insane]] Roblox Developer that made a [https://www.roblox.com/games/171391948/Sides-Vehicle-Simulator shitty Forza clone] before going completely insane by smoking insane amounts of [[DMT]]. He showed up to RDC 2023 and was v& almost immediately for [[Trying Too Hard|showing up with a goddamn gun in his car]], Possibly trying to be the Roblox version of [[William Atchison|AlGore]], His game is nothing more than a buggy pile of shit that will never see any updates due to him being [[Fail|permabanned from Roblox]] and is currently facing up to 5 years of [[Rape|goatseating]] from [[Bubba]].

==Building==
Since Roblox is a building game, you'd probably think that the people on the site make cool shit out of Lego bricks, right? Wrong. The Roblox community is terrible with building and coding, and will often copy something decent that somebody else has made in order to gain [[attention whore|attention]] from their fellow community. These stolen versions of games seemingly get more attention and exposure than the original versions. Rarely, something of quality is created; however, it usually doesn't get noticed at all by anyone of significance, considering that it's usually buried under several copies of Welcome to the town of Robloxia.

{{frame|[[File:Roblox Floating Dick.png|720px]] <center>'''Roblox - What will YOU build?'''</center>|border=black|margin=auto}}

===Popular Games on Roblox===
*'''Jailbreak''' - More of a GTA V ripoff but with cops and robbers. Once you arrest a criminal, he or she will always fucking spam the words "Noob" or "Hacker" at you. Normally you will find too many 8 year olds who listen to loud rap music and furries in penguin outfits speed glitching with their fat bellies all over the map. After arresting criminals/camping in the prison to get '''''EZ xd''''' epic arrests, you can either kill yourself or become a criminal. Either option is boring and the game is overplayed and overrated. Sadly, at the time of writing, 45,000 kids are still playing the game, mostly because they're [[Mexico|Mexican]] coke-addicted children that don't know of better games, and therefore, Badimo, the shitty studio, makes more money from kids buying shitty gamepasses in the pay-to-win style of Jailbreak.
*'''Pinewood Computer Core''' - A nuclear reactor game that ended up fucking up the franchise the game was from. Spawned a load of shit reactor games by 2013. The game went from an exploring facility game to a reactor protection game using certain [[Rape|utilities]] the make the temperature go [[Bisexual|up or down]] to prevent a meltdown when occurred at 1200°. And then to random events like a fucking blackout, or a flood of [[Cum|plasma]].
*'''Innovation Inc. Labs''' - Game by madattak who claims he based it off of Pinewood when it barely has anything in common minus being a reactor game. Heavily criticized for being hard to play and being [[ugly]] as fuck.
*'''Phantom Forces''' - A somewhat decent blend-clone of FPS games sadly ruined by its [[autism|shit community]] and Dicksword server. It's [[ At least 100|at least 100 times]] less overrated than Jailbreak is. Also, use the COLT SMG 635 and run M9 as secondary. You'll thank me later. If you're too much of a [[faggot|newbie]] to have that, use the MP5K and M9.
*'''MeepCity''' - A place that rips off both Club Penguin and ToonTown but with a special feature to invite you over sex parties.
*'''Work at a Pizza Place''' - This used to be about making and delivering pizza, but it's now about neglecting your job to just party in your house while the rest of the players, who are actually trying to play the game, suffer. It's even worse because if one person from the team is missing, the entire place goes to shambles, not unlike a freshly blown-up meth lab.
*'''Natural Disaster Survival''' - A game that teaches 11 year olds how to survive a tornado, volcano, tsunami, acid rain, and what not. Is there a blizzard coming? Go to higher ground. Is there a fire that's going out of control? Go to higher ground. Is there a tsunami coming? Go to - wait, that actually makes sense.
*'''Arsenal''' - A rip-off of the [[Counter Strike]] mod 'Gun Game' created by Rocock's shitty [[VALVe]] clone named ROLVe. The only redeeming quality is the fact that some of the weapons are creative and deviate from the "realistic" gameplay found in [[Counter Strike]].
*'''Bee Swarm Simulator''' - A shitty game about collecting pollen and making honey with an army of virtual [[Bee Movie|bees]]. Most of the people that play this have no life whatsoever and often use macros to farm pollen for money.
*'''Pet Simulator 99''' - A game where you collect virtual pets you can trade for money or other rare pets. Everyone who plays this game has a gambling problem or a NFT problem.
*'''Welcome to Bloxburg''' or '''Bloxburg''' - A ripoff of the Sims where you can build your own house and work a shitty day job.
*'''Adopt Me''' - Like MeepCity but without sex parties. Every 8 year old girl plays this game along with Bloxburg.
*'''Mad City''' - Combines all the faults of Jailbreak with it being more of a Pay-To-Win piece of shit.
{{quote|"Users have a choice of over 8,000,000 (eight million) possible games to play, (based on number of users, as of 5-17-2010) varying in design from what the creators of the places want to make. Most of them are made from the free models."|Even Wikipedia acknowledges Roblox's lack of originality.}}

==Catalog Items==
You pay for these with Roblox's e-currency, known as "ROBUX". Most of the stuff in the game is completely overpriced, with a very few no actual good items.

===Item Types===
*'''Hats''' - A piece of shit you wear on your head. [[Team Fortress 2|Sound familiar]]? Most of them are shit that shouldn't have been created in the first place. The only good hats are the Dominus hoods; however, those cost a fuck ton of Robux, and are Limited.
*'''Gear''' - A bunch of shitty knick-knack items that you can't even use in most games. These range from [[gun|powerful weapons]], to useless shit such as "bubble gum" and Easter baskets. No kidding. Of course, the only good weapon is the Darkheart, which does a shit-ton of damage and sometimes even kills in one hit. However, it's a Limited item which means you're never getting your fucking hands on it because [[retards|people]] are selling it for 999,999,999 ROBUX just to show it off. Funny, considering that the original price was only 2000 ROBUX.
*'''Faces''' - Transparent decals on your face that change the way it looks. Very overpriced for what you actually get. The only good one is the Awesome Face, but requires you to connect your Rococks account to your [[Failbook]] account, and show everyone what a fag you are for playing Rococks.
*'''T-shirts''' - Same as faces, but on your front torso. Free users can make them, but not sell them. If Roblox gives free accounts any privileges, this would be the only one.
*'''Shirts and pants''' - Textures for your character. Most of them look like thot outfits and gay supreme hoodies. You'll find tons of this shit being cloned and resold at the catalog because kids that spam them with their cheap bots are nothing but money-hungry cucks. Only BC users can make them, let alone sell them.
*'''Packages''' - Changes the 3D body shape of your character. Now with a shitty Rthro line of packages, which look super fucking ugly and are rarely used for legitimate avatars, also so called "trolls" try to look funny by buying the Penguin because that is comedy AM I RITE?
*'''Animation Packs''' - Sets of animations that change the way your ugly Lego character moves but can only be equipped with R15.
*'''Rthro''' - Roblox's shitty attempt at creating anthropomorphic avatars. Since they are from Roblox, they all look ugly and out of place with Roblox's equally ugly block æsthetic.

==The Forums==

<center>/!\ oy vey the mods shut down the forums because the admins knew the forums were a complete cesspool in the first place /!\</center>

[[Image:PostCountBig.jpg|thumb|left|This does not apply to the Roblox Forum.]]
[[Image:Alalala.png|thumb|A typical thread on the roblox forums.]]
[[Image:Roblox_on_Cancer.png|thumb|The WWC forum is currently developing cancer.]]
[[Image:PENORPOST.JPG|thumb|Typical forum thread.]]
[[Image:Typicalrobloxthread.PNG|thumb|Example of 10 year old kids thinking they're cool for talking about dicks.]]
[[Image:Robloxbritfag1.png|thumb|A typical post from a britfag who forums on Roblox, [[Irony|notice he has less than 1200]] posts.]]
[[Image:Typicalfag.png|thumb| Typical shitty troll thread on the forums.]]

{{quote|[[George Lopez|The next time you see me, you will see a fist with me as well. 5 seconds later, BAM. Then you'll wake up, BAM. YOU'LL WAKE UP AGAIN, BAM. I'll keep doing it over again until you stop waking up.]]|butthurt faggot after being trolled}}

The forums the biggest source of cancer and AIDS on Rococks. This shithole is home to some of the biggest retards on the site. Forums are broken down into sections, and several sub-sections that are spammed constantly by newfags who try to force memes and so called "trolls" who try to act cool. They are notorious for online dating, flame wars, spam, and [[internet sissy fights]]. Usually, when such events occur, the admins are forced to intervene and ban anyone who posts in these threads as a result.

=== Forum Sections===
* '''Roblox Talk (RT)''' - Faggots who think they are the "[[4chan]] of ROBLOX" when they are just a shitty OT ripoff. They don't even talk about Roblox. Whiny cunts who care about the latest hats or the scrotum of the moderators, trying to suck their dicks or underaged cunts as soon as possible to get twenty different hats while you can get a REAL hat. They mostly show off their stupid ass free modeled places and call "RT parties" when they don't know the meaning of "party" and to make themselves feel better.
* '''Let's Make a Deal (LMaD)''' - A bunch of crunk prostitutes who will pay anything, including their virginity, just to make a little virtual fucking money. Usually, they get scammed and get fuck all. Anyone with half a brain would be able to detect these scams that the Roblox community seemingly always falls for. This forum is filled with Builders club members who waste their real life money on a fucking virtual game just to improve their slutty looking characters with ZOMG! Expensive hats! *3xpl0d3s* Too bad IT'S JUST FUCKING PIXELS! These autistic trannies are all fucking minimods.
* '''Off-Topic (OT)''' - You're going to get the worst fucking kind of cancer on the planet if you even step foot here. The forum section that is the best for trolling full of lolcows, furries, niggers, Asians, and even KKK. A bunch of fucking [[children|newfag trolls]] try to patrol the place as the actual redeeming feature, the [[wannabe|GOOD]] trolls, come in and fail troll everyone, making this place the shit of Roblox (shit of shit). Fags who post here use the [[over 9000|shittiest]] [[milhouse|memes]] [[My Little Pony|the]] [[lazor|internet]] has ever been able to offer. Has been slightly redeemed ever since they started [[ban]]ning PewDieCry's butt-buddies and any mention of the unholy [[faggot]] from the forum.
* '''Role-playing Forum ([[Rape|RP]])''' - The biggest furry orgy on the site. Everyone here is either a furry, emo, twi-fag or all of the above.
* '''Clans & Guilds (C&G)''' - Basically the flaming [[shit|HQ]] of ROBLOX. Everyone here is either banned, or is going to be within a month. However, C&G, along with scripers is probably the only two most idiotic forums on ROBLOX. Basically, the people there have an IQ lower than 10 and are full of hypocrites.
* '''Forum [[rule 34|34]] (ID=34)''' - A bunch of homosexual fish came in and started 'sploring the forum section. After a while, they found this forum, and released it to RT and OT. The admins got butthurt and 14 or 7 day ban all the people who posted here. This forum has nothing to do with [[Rule 34]], because everyone on this site has chlamydia, and are pre-pubescent little children with assburgers.
* '''World Wide Chat (WWC)''' - Consists of little kids who think they're cool for swearing in another language on the forum. The place that all the niggers, pollocks, spics and shitskins hang out. Quite like the Blue Oyster. Mainly involves self-important [[americunts]] and enraged [[britfags]] fighting over which tectonic plate their ass rests on.
* '''Scripters''' - Possibly the only fucking people in the shitty site (besides Clans & Guilds) who have IQ's lower than 10, considering "10" is the smallest possible unit above an infinitely negative value.

'''<big>All the other forums are [[Shit_Nobody_Cares_About|shit nobody cares about]] and aren't listed.</big>'''

{{morphquote|forumquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|Get out.|Orobos, some fucking douche with over 10,000 posts and 10,001 less lives than that.
|lol dragon ball dumbshits ftw!!!|Spydeman340. Some kid who whined about his [[shit|RS]] account being hacked to the almighty brother of Orobos, that dumb kid in the quote above.
|dont'n maka fun of dyleicx pepleo!|orangecorn10, a dyslexic 12 year old kid.
|Stop being mean to Anna just because [[Lies|you're not as cool as her.]]|LunaScamander, Anna200's lesbo lover.
|You cyber [[Engrish|bully'd]] a mod like a little wimp. And now, she quit. Who cares if she hated communism. It's an opinion, and you guys have to shove it down each other's throats. Honestly, it's pretty freaking pathetic. Now that I think about it, maybe it would be a good thing if OT ended up getting deleted.|MrRetextureGuy, a faggot who is commonly considered superior in arguments by only himself.
|you people are a enemy to me so i quit but not forever.|A retarded queef whose name isn't worth mentioning.
|[[Lies|Your account is mine tomorrow T^T.]]|This is commonly said by anime-fags who threaten to hack peoples worthless accounts.
|great story tell it again.|conerkorod, a fag forumer.
|whats your best mario kart score? last? HAHAH get served.|LeeGrant72hd, a faggot who calls himself mature.
|You aren't an OTer if you don't have as much posts as me and didn't join before me!|Vunro, <s>some dumbass</s> [[Fag|Faggot]]. Oh, wait, he got deleted, yay.
|In 10-20 years, you guys will have fun playing your "[[Shit|roblox]]", when [[bullshit|I actually have a life]] and you pieces of DIRT STILL PLAY [[Shit|ROBLOX]]!!!!!!!!!!!|Some mentally retarded 10 year old that OD's
|[[Butthurt|NO IM NOT PERMA BANND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]|FastPager200, the dumbest and most butthurt user to ever exist.
|Re:Ported|A Typical [[jewish]] forumer.
}}

===Incidents on the forum===

*In June 2013, a user named "Raychel1010" posted a topic about why people hated her on the forums. Because of this, it caused a massive [[Lulz|chimpout]] on the forums.
*On July 18, 2015, two users named "Tzah"{{jew}} and "vampire" made clickbaits about Russia bombing the US, in which one of them said that he saw war jets fly by his house and the other saying that he saw a Russian plane landing to the ground with troops coming out of it.
*On January 5, 2017, a faggot named "michaellyers8" posted a picture of two of his guns and the coordinates to a high school in Texas, saying that he was going to shoot up his school on April 20, 2017 (the 18th anniversary of [[Columbine]]).
*In late May 2017, a neo-Nazi aspie named "PlanetMofo"{{atheist}} trolled the forums, got banned multiple times, and made other accounts such as "Kid2040" and "PattiMayonnaiseDoug".
*Apparently, some douchebag by the name of Lobolego committed suicide because of the forum. His butthurt girlfriend who misses his rape so, Fuzzyperson, is apparently saddened by that, so she ragequit and got laughed at my moar retards. What a bitch.

===Off topic/World Wide Chat and the Roblox Wikia===
When the polifags of World Wide Chat and the fucktards of Off-Topic found out there was a [[Wiki]] about their useless game, most of them shat bricks and started vandalising the wikia, in a shitty attempt to be funny. Half of them were IP banned from the site, so they can't fuck it up any more. None of them even know what a fucking proxxy is.

But [[you]], however, are already addicted to your computer since its like god to you. And you're reading ED. Why not vandalize the Roblox wikia yourself?
[http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/ROBLOX_Wiki]

PROTIP: Add ASCII images of Hitler to pages about moderators

==ROBLOX TV Commericals==
In the time-span of 2011-2012, ROCOCKS released two [[not|"TV commercials"]] to market their shitty game. Note that these shouldn't even be called TV commercials, considering that they never actually aired on real television. Following the release of these "commercials" several community members noticed the commercials weren't even filmed in Roblox, but were done using [[shooping]], [[vidya|video editing]] and green screen effects. The reason for this being is ROCOCKS was (and still is) too buggy to make a high quality advertisement and would likely lag up and crash if they tried to film in it. For the most part, the ads looked too good for a shitty game such as ROBLOX as most people on the site are terrible at building, ironically even the admins.

{|style="margin:0 auto"
|{{videoframe|robloxads|background:none; text-align:center;|font-weight:bold
|<youtube>SBXfQoDaOu4</youtube> Rococks' first video advertisement.
|<youtube>LHdA7Yc-8Rg</youtube> The second video advertisement.}}
|}

At the end of the first commercial, they say "IT'S FREE" when it's clearly not, at least if you want to have fun. This caused a lot of [[butthurt]] and [[rage]] among ROBLOX players, and there were even people who [[flounce|threatened to quit ROBLOX]] because of it, [[No|BECAUSE EVERYTHING ON COCKBLOX HAS AND WILL BE FREE AM I RIGHT?]]

== Builders Club ==
In August 2007, Builders club was introduced, along with more shitty features that [[do not want|nobody even wanted]] to begin with. When it was first introduced, everyone lost all of their Robux and went into an intense rage, demanding that the admins revert the update. The admins, being as fucktarded as they are, failed to listen to their userbase requests and went along with it anyway. In [[2008]], the original BC was the only type of premium membership available, with the addition of Turbo Builders Club in 2009. They also introduced another premium membership type, this time "Outrageous Builders Club", which was completely insane and unreasonable, with its ridiculous features that [[nobody|very few people]] will ever use. Eventually, ROBLOX [[Bullshit|did the right thing]] and introduced a generic premium system in place of Builders Club.

==Roblox Ban Appeal==
[[Image:Chro_Came_To_Town.JPG|thumb|[[Fact|Admins suck at coming up with an excuse to ban people]]]]
If you get banned from ROBLOX, which [[fact|you likely will]], you can send the admins an "appeal" email if [[contesting your ban|you believe the ban was improperly placed]]. You may be thinking, "Hmmm. Maybe they will look into the ban, see it from my point of view, and lift it. I better send them an email." Well unfortunately, [[doing it wrong|you are 200% wrong]], faggot. The admins really don't give a fuck about you or your account and nine out of ten times, appealed accounts usually stay banned. Should you [[fail|send them an email]], you'll get a reply from some message bot that doesn't even address you, or the ban on your account. The message is the same for all users who send appeal emails for their account. It's just a bunch of bullshit that reads something to the effect of: ''"Thank you for providing feedback about our moderation system. We have reviewed your ban and have decided that it will not be lifted, etc. etc."'' Many people then proceed to leave Roblox in utter rage, often accompanied by a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-P4cR-8V8w flounce video].

Also when [[YouTube|YouTubers]] that have their videos dead-fucking centered get banned from Roblox, the fickle and impressionable 10 year old fanbase gets super fucking butthurt mode, throwing rocks on Roblox HQ and taking everything off in public as if they are in a fucking revolt.

==Trolling on Roblox==
Due to Roblox's [[underage|young and immature]] community, trolling is very easy. As many little kids take the game so [[the internet is serious business|seriously]], pissing them off is easier than making porn.

===Game Trolling===

*See two people online dating? Say that the "girl" is a guy, for there are [[no girls on the internet]]. The guy, and the other guy will get [[butthurt]].
*Call everyone a [[n00b]].
*Spawnkill. People will then try to [[crybaby|report you]] and spam [[leetspeak|"0MG H4CKER!!1!1"]] in the chat.
*Insert a giant penis with the word "nigger" on it in insert games.
*Find the most OP weapons on the server and ass ræp everyone.
*Look at the groups that one of the faggots in the server your are in. If they are in any large groups like FEAR (First Encounter Assault Ræp) then say you are a high rank in that group and you will demote them unless they do whatever you say.
*Make swastikas on building games.
*Say that Roblox is filled with autistic, fatass and unproductive people who will never do something productive in real life.
*Tell everyone to go to this page. Watch as people start reading 3 sentences, get butthurt and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|try to get rid of it]].
*Say that the Pal Hair (or bacon hair as all the Robloxfags call it) is better than every other hat in the catalog. Watch as every faggot that spent their ROBUX on virtual shit get butthurt and will try to prove you wrong.
*If you get admin on a shitty game or joined a free admin game, abuse the absolute shit out of it. Kill, fling, blind, strobe everyone as much as possible before some faggot higher rank than you catch on to what you are doing (because they are a gigantic faggot) and fuck you up.
*In roleplaying games, say that online daters will never find actual girls in real life. Watch every retard get insanely butturt.
*Say that Roblox ripped off Lego. Everyone will get butthurt.
*Say that people that keep playing Roblox are sad losers and will never do anything productive in their lives. Watch as everyone will get butthurt and say that it is for ""fun"". No it's not, retard, for fun there is porn.
*On building games, say that everyone's buildings are shit. Everyone will become butthurt and try to find as many insults to throw on you.
*On building games, destroy someone's shitty building while someone other than you is near it. Watch as the two faggots start arguing.
*Swear on games. To do this you can space out the word, use alternatives or change the letters a bit to not get your message hashtagged. E.g. "YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL NIGHARZ" or "FUHXCK ALL YOU NOOBS LOL".
*<s>On tycoon games, use [[Cheating|Cheat Engine]] to change everyone's money to 0.</s> Since Rococks Developers are so afraid of the concept of [[Skript kiddie|Exploiting Software]], they patch it 24/7 to make sure NO LEET HACKING RUINS THE LIVES OF PEOPLE IN SERVERS.
*Use unpatched exploiting tools to make all the faggots on your server complain.
*Spam in chat things like "DEATH TO NIGHARZ & JEWS"
*Call a Roblox YouTuber gay or a nighar or whatever insult in chat. Watch as butthurt people start building up defending their gods.
*Say that groups have no purpose other than being a fucking waste. People from FEAR or teh United States Roblox Group or every group will get butthurt.

===Group Trolling===

*Do you have promotion/demotion powers? Demote everyone to the lowest rank and watch the owner [[shit bricks]].
*Do you have exile powers? Exile everyone in the group.
*Go to UCR and say you have a good idea for a new logo. The members will get butthurt and say you're destroying clan history.
*Go to RAT and say "Sorry, black and white cant be added to the rainbow, I know how much you guys love both". You may want to spam this, because RAT high ranks take this game seriously.
*Go to FEAR and say that SONIC uses free models. The members will then get insanely butthurt.
*Go to WIJ and say that they caused [[WWII]], as the owner is German.
*Steal an ownerless group, change all rank names to *insert name here* sucks, add the name of player to description, check manual approval, kick all members, and leave the group.
*Find a group that allows non-members to post comments to the wall. Say the group sucks and tell everyone to go [[kill yourself|kill themselves]].
*Have admin powers at a group's place? Admin Abuse the fuck out of it like JC always did.
*Want to troll JC? Go to fort fang and spam "AA" with no end. Bonus points if other raiders join your spamming.

[[File:JEWS_DID_TRA.png|thumb|right|[[Jews did WTC|Jews did TRA, just like they did WTC]].]]

{{quote|This kids, is what goes on at ROBLOX HQ.|A typical Faggot}}

== ROBLOxeS SUPA InFormATionaTive WIkI PAGE on TrOLLS ==
If you would like a good laugh head here [http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/Troll]

Here the Rofags Try their best to counter strike the Trolls and Ediots who deface their precious Fuck Buddy Roblox.

*A Pretentious Strike to the "young ruffians!" That Ruin our Wonderful Website! (NOTE, the 1337 Grammer)
{{quote|[[Good spelling|'A troll are known as]] the juvaniles of the internet.}}

They <s>Brainwash</s> "Advise" the Fans of ROcocks, that they are acting mature and calm about trolls rolling in
but as explained in the next section, the entire website falls into chaos and anarchy, the moment 4chan or any particular
Troll posts something.

*Believe your glorious leaders!, and you will be protected
{{quote|[[Liar|Since many forum trolls get banned on the spot]]}}

==The [[4chan]] Drama==

{{quote|[[wat|If you live on 4chan, Santa will find you.]]|Santa for all Seasons hat}}

Telamon decided to add [[4chan]] to a description of a hat to fuck with the heads of users, which caused a complete shitstorm of "OMG /b/ IS GOING TO DYSTROI ROBLOXSZ". It has been reported that [[Church of Fudge|RT]] and [[goatse|OT]] of the forums are going to "fight back against 4chan", even though most /b/tards probably don't know what the fuck "ROBLOX" is and don't give a damn. This just shows that the community takes a small joke and makes it a shitstorm of lulz and drama.

==Roblox Email==
The only thing that this email is useful for is for cussing out the dumbfuck moderators, and logging into spamming sites with. Below is an excellent example of this.

{{quote|MSE6 IS A PENIS LOVER YEAH YOU HEARD ME MSE6 IS A DAMN WHORE SHE SUCKED TELAMONS TINY PENIS LAST NIGHT TELAMON IS A GODDAMN JEW HES A FUCKING BITCH AND MSE6 FUCKED HIM CUZ SHE DOES EVERYTHING FOR DICKS SHES A SLUT SHE WAS IN BED WITH THAT LITTLE PEDOPHILE ASSHOLE BUILDERMAN AND MRDOOMBRINGER WAS STICKING HIS DICK INTO HOLYMAC'S MOUTH AND EJACULATING ALL OVER HER FACE WHILE REESEMCBLOX WAS WATCHING WITH HER RING FINGER UP HER VAGINA GOD DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING SICK HAVING ORGIES LIKE THIS I MEAN FUCKING SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL
MSE6 IS A BITCH|a [[Rage|disgruntled]] kid who repeats the same words in caps to [[internet tough guy|seem tough]]}}

One of the prime ways of trolling the hell out of the mods is doing anything fun, including emailing them [[crap]] such as:

Their email is [mailto:info@roblox.com info@roblox.com]. Go there and [[Shit|lay waste]] to their precious site. NOW.

[[Fail|If you for some reason have a Roblox account]], it is suggested you do this, as you cannot get [[banned]] for this.

==GOOD LUCK WITH THAT I'M BEHIND 7 PROXIES==

The admins [[NO|invented]] a [[old|new]] sup3r c00l [[list of sex moves|banning technique]] which totally fucking blocks the ass out of your IP address. The admins, being the dumbasses they are, didn't realize that this method had more holes in it than a dam made out of [[Semen|swiss cheese]]. Hopping onto a proxy and posting on the forums "HAHA MODS AIN'T GOT NUTHIN ON MY PROXIES" will make the admins [[shit bricks]] in utter fury. Seriously, try it. The admins, being desperate, will attempt to [[fail|fucking IP ban your proxy.]] Because there's only one proxy on the whole internet, obviously.

{{quote|Server Error

403 - Forbidden: Access is denied.
You do not have permission to view this directory or page using the credentials that you supplied.|too bad that won't last for long}}

===Poison Ban===

Poison is a bullshit IP ban where it blocks all your proxies. If you're really desperate, you can just goddamn change your IP and make the admins shit bricks.

{{quote|Poison 5/11/2010 2:45:11 PM sending furry porn images to info@roblox.com|this guy seems legit}}

==Zorblox AKA Blockz==

In [[Lies|2009]], some fag "conceptualized" a game a lot like [[ROBLOX]], as in a complete ripoff. The result was ROBLOX's bastard child, the same thing, but even worse.

A similar shitwad called "BlockCommunity" was made in early 2010, and has been dead aside from some faggots, just go spam the forums with [[CP]], BlockCommunifags then complained about this article on their shitty forums. [http://blockcommunity.net/forum.php?action=list-posts&threadid=13046]. Posted in by all four of the people who use the site, who are the same kind of fags [[Facepalm|who abuse the term "troll" by using it whenever anyone posts anything they don't personally like]].

==Events==
Every year since 2011, Rococks has been hosting these summer events to attract more faggots to their shitty online game. There was nothing out of the ordinary about these events; all they did was talk about the next shitty updates they were going to add to their already-shitty game. It also costed a fuckload of real-life money to travel to them, which is why hardly anybody did.

They had six main events so far, including:

*'''Roblox Rally 2011''' - Their first ever real life event, hosted in [[San Francisco]] at the Exploratorium. It was just another piece of shitty Rococks [[propaganda]] that the admins used just to attract more faggots to join their shitty site. There's not really much to say about it other than it was just a big waste of time and money.
*'''Roblox Game Conference 2012''' - Another shitty event, this time it was hosted in Santa Clara, California at the Convention Center. If you bought one of their passes between February 17 and May 14, you got a water bottle and a shitty T-shirt, and a shitty virtual weapon. Again, there was nothing to see.
*'''Bloxcon 2013''' - Possibly their biggest real life shitstorm of an event yet. This event was hosted in three separate areas all in one time frame, as well as they had a "virtual Bloxcon", which was possibly the shittiest of all. It may be the only good event they hosted, but that's highly unlikely considering the severity of the autism of the admins.
*'''Roblox Film Festival 2013''' - A complete shitstorm of lulz and drama. Basically, all you had to do was make a shitty Rococks video with the ''Unregistered Hypercam 2'' logo in the top left-hand corner and then shove it right into the admins' submission box faster than they can take a shit. Nobody actually put much effort into making these so called "movies" whatsoever, and as with the usual nature of Roblox, many players resorted to stealing and copying other peoples' videos and claiming them as their own. There were a few people; however, that managed to get the shitty prize at the end, although their movies were just as shitty as most of the others.
*'''2014 Tour''' - Another fucking event that only showed how burned-out the admins were from last year. How this worked was a few major cities across America would host an exhibiting event known as the Maker Faire. Roblox would have a stake somewhere in this and they would have their own "booth" in the Maker Faire in many of these cities, which required eight people to run. According to the site's shitty blog, if 25 people attended a booth in the Maker Faire, a retarded staff member will show up. This event was nothing out of the ordinary, and nor did it have anything worth seeing, as will most Rococks events.
*'''Virtual Bloxcon 2014''' - Just another shitty online Cockscon. The only difference between this one and the other one was that VB 2014 was online for the whole convention. The admins even recorded it on their shitty [[Twitch]] channel for all to see just how stupid and pointless the whole thing was. Other than the time frame, there's really no difference between the two.

==Roblox "YouTubers"==
Oh boy, you thought this shit was over? No. Some people were fucking retarded enough to make a YouTube living off of this garbage. Here are some examples of such JewTubers:
*'''Flamingo/AlbertsStuff''' - Greasy dyke faggot who thinks making their avatar look like shit is pure [[Lies|comedy.]] Used to swear but doesn't now because [[Pussy|god forbid YouTube lets anyone cuss in a video for ad revenue.]] He also has some fucking shit memes that nobody except of course his fanbase and mentally disabled childrens thinks is funny, like "CHILL", "YO TENGO" (Wow so fucking funny! "I have" in spanish is COMEDY EVERYONE!), "FELIPE" and many more AIDS. He thinks he is a troll because he gets admin commands (or buys to get them) in places. His fanbase is also bad if not worse than Roblox itself. When their god gets called out they will resort to calling them "NOOB" or childish insults.
*'''KonekoKitten''' - Another cunt that also complains about Roblox/YouTube's changes and nothing else. He complains and complains and [[Sad|relies on Roblox for his life and income.]] Got exposed for being a [[pedophile]] and then [[Flounce|took a break from youtube]].
*'''Nathorix/Nattie Forsyth''' - Instead of getting a job at a local McDonalds, this sad excuse of a human instead (like the idiots before him) decided to entertain a bunch of kiddies on this shit platform. Also complains about Roblox updates. He is also a tranny and known pedophile.
*'''InquistorMaster''' - A [[16-year-old girl]] who also relied on Roblox for his crappy YouTube channel. She used to suck cock online (not IRL because she will never ever get one in real life) and date with kids also, clickbaited and she continues to play Roblox much like anyone on Roblox does; and still sucks cock to this day, online.
*'''DenisDaily''' - Another faggot (comparable to Poke) who also gets chased by his autistic fanbase. Also clickbaits, steals videos from other creators and much more.
*'''Remainings''' - Yet another retard-faggot-combo who complains about Roblox updates and makes videos just on Roblox; and nothing else because that's what his fanbase only wants. Much like all fanbases here, he will get usually chased by fanboys freind requesting him.
*'''Greenlegocats123''' - A fucking preacher or the [[Alex Jones]] of Roblox. Constantly bitches about Online Dating, and that they are pedophiles, and the fact that Roblox doesn't do shit for Jew Gold. When in fact nobody gives a single shit. Complains about Roblox updates and "trolls" in various places by replacing the music with various sound effects and music so he doesn't get claimed. Also makes conspiracy videos about Online Dating and whatever with Kevin Macleod music so the kid watching it gets tension as if it is the next Ring movie.
*'''Ruben Sim'''{{nazi}} - Roblox's biggest attention whore. Like Greenlegocats, most of his videos consist of him obsessively A-Logging furries or irrelevant Roblox developers [[Delusional|who he thinks are pedophiles]], Ruben Sim's furry hate is obsessive even by ED standards. One day he got [[permabanned]] from Roblox for his faggotry and decided to make it his entire personality.

If you like or are a fan of any of these YouTubers then [[WTF|what the fuck is wrong with you?]]

== Chinese cocksucking ==

A greedy Jew-stuffed corporation, Roblox realized that they could suck enough [[Chink|Chinese]] cock and get money for it. The Jewblox owners decided that prostitution would be a great idea, so in 2021, they launched a second (and more Chow Mein-ish) version of the site in China, and named it LuoBuLeSi, but nobody gives a fuck about nerdy names, so everyone just caled it LuoBu. The Chinks were so excited to play the game that the website shut down literally shut down [[Fail|ONLY 7 FUCKING months later]] and promised everyone it would be back in 2024. Great job, dumbasses. Even the communists are pointing and laughing at you.

The [[Communism|CCP]], like the typical corrupt greedy ching-chongs they are, were aware that the creators of LuoBu were Jewish, meaning that they would do anything for money. After hours of having fun with tanks, the butthurt communists paid the retarded kikes into censoring anyone who dares to rightfully and relentlessly bully CCP for being a bunch of wimpy Asian pussies who can't tolerate any criticism. They would pay them off into banning anyone who would mock [[Mao Zedong|Meow "faggotfaced" Zedung]] or call [[Taiwan]] a country. If anyone from outside of China would try to join (actual fucking retards), they would be banned on sight.

Fun fact: Roblox was so confident that they literally just expected/[https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxndpx/revealed-documents-show-how-roblox-planned-to-bend-to-chinese-censorship WANTED] [[Tencent]], the two-faced sacks of shit who run Fortnite, to just copy the game. That's right, they were losing so much money they just wanted someone to just pirate the game. Cuckery.

After selling its asshole to the Chinese black market, LuoBu shut down after 7 months because Asians could care less about them. The Shekelgrabbers got all the money they wanted so now they could leave. After shutting the site down, Roblox realized people didn't miss LuoBu at all. Upon realizing that the Chinese weren't caring as much as they expected, Roblox gave up and deleted 5 million LuoBu accounts and called it a day.

Tl;dr: Jews bought Roblox, made sick trade deals with China, lost all their money by making a godawful ripoff of Roblox, and [[Quit|gave up/quit]] like a bitch.

==Roblox Is Down & Other new shit throughout the timeline==
[[File:Roblox is down.png|thumb|center|1000px]]
<center>'''When the abomination finally comes to an end.'''</center>
[[File:Roblox_Catalog_Sexuality_Flags.png|thumb|Roblox now allows people to submit these flags items into a catalog page. Are these people seriously mentally ill?]]
[[File:Roblox Powering Imagination.png|thumb|Have you ever became a waste of sperm? just remember that the people who played "Scented Con" games exist.]]
To everyone's surprise, Roblox is [[shit nobody cares about|currently down]]. This could possibly mean (A) Many autists are still playing the game, which causes the server to crash (B). Roblox hasn't upgraded their servers in 10 years (C). Both of these were the reasons for causing this abomination to die. Of course, the closest answer to fit into this question is definitely C, because Roblox, of course, [[truth|wants your money]] from wasting time on playing simulators, seeing dumb shit that other children interact with the platform, and more. Apparently, Roblox's 13-year-old fanbase still acts like [[cry moar|cry-babies and wants to bitchfight Roblox for not fixing their server right]]. Boo-hoo!

Oh, did we mention that throughout the timeline we didn't mention in this article are basically humiliated from now on? The platform basically now has places where teens and kids can [[cybersex|have sexual intercourse with their characters]], which have become known as "Scented cons". Similarly, Roblox has its own new style from the community where people dress up as [[13-year-old boys|slenders]] and [[12-year-old girls|C&P]] (specifically, children [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|trying to act gangsters and sluts]]), which is said by many that most of them online date and that can be described as a monkey fucking a fish. To make matters [[worse than hitler|worse]], there's a shit ton of discord servers related to Roblox that started appearing on [[Discord|Pisscord]] which had to with trading [[CP|nudes]] for Robux currency. Can it get any worse? Imagine how the platform started out by building shlongs into a dating platform itself. From now on, Roblox will remain a dating site for children rather than a time-wasting game.

However, the [[retards|community]], which was made up of 12-year-olds acting like obstinate people, wanted to bring Roblox back to where it was. This is odd, considering they're the ones that have fucked up the platform ever since Erik Cassel died from cancer. The people who said it were definitely users who started two years ago or children who had an unhealthy obsession with wars.

If ROBLOX currently is down, then it's [[unrealistic expectations|everyone's dream come true]]. I think this page is too long. -renard
== See Also ==
*[[Mariozplaze]], [[Fail|yes he even has a RoCocks account]].
*[[Microsoft]]
*[[Windows]]
*[[TheGamerLand]]
*[[AtWar]]
*[[Blockland]]
*[[Minecraft]]

== Links ==
*<s>[http://truthofroblox.wikia.com/wiki/Roblox_Truth_Wiki Encyclopedia Dramatica, Roblox Edition]</s> DEAD
*[[Roblox/Copypasta|Roblox Copypasta story]]
*<s>[http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=25863061 The ROfags' reaction to this article.]</s>, FORUMS GOT BALEETED
*[http://www.roblox.com/ Main site if you're curious].
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yB7BSNQstU Roblox on Jewtube]
*[http://blog.roblox.com/ Update news, mainly just consists of virtual clothing that people freak out over because they can't afford it.], [[shit nobody cares about]]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?l0zn0q53mm2 Some guy archived a lulzy spam thread]
*[http://youtube.com/user/Fleskhjerta Fleskhjerta's youtube channel]
*[http://twitter.com/Shedletsky The main admin's twitter.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/XiaoXiaoMan1123 XiaoXiaoMan's JewTube Channel]

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Coelacanth: /* Absolute Fucking Failures */

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{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold
|The hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you.|[[TJ Lane]]
|You thought it was one pathetic boy's life you were extinguishing. Thanks to you, I die like Jesus Christ, to inspire generations of the weak and the defenceless people.|[[Cho Seung Hui]]
|God told me to eat Leung's colon.|[[Lam Kor Wan]]
|Remember lads, subscribe to PewDiePie.|[[Brenton Tarrant]]
|This is payback day!|[[George Hennard]]
|There will be a day when one Jew will take revenge on the Arabs.|[[Baruch Goldstein]]
|On the gun [license] application form I stated: “hunting deer”. It would have been tempting to just write the truth; “executing category A and B cultural Marxists/multiculturalist traitors” just to see their reaction:P|[[Anders Behring Breivik]]
|I understand what they felt... [[Epic Win|I have no sympathy for them.]]|[[Timothy McVeigh]]
|Screw your optics, I'm going in.|[[Robert Bowers]]
|Meme magic is real. May the LORD Christ be with you all.|[[John Earnest]]
|I'm still waiting for a mass shooter who eschews 9mm pistols and instead buys an AK-47 pistol, 30 30-round magazines, and 1000 hollow points.|[[Adam Lanza]]
|You will die next.|[[Mr. Saari]]
|Today is the day. The day that it all begins. The day of my massacre shall begin. All the kids in school will run and fear and hide. From the wrath of my power they will know who I am. I am nothing. I am no one. My life is nothing and meaningless. Everything that I hold dear I let go beyond your half. Every day I see the world ending another day. I live a lone life, live in seclusion and solitude. I hate everyone and everything. With the power of my AR you will all know who I am.|[[Nikolas Cruz]]
|If you're going to do something, do it well.|[[Charles Manson]]
|I feel Manson was possessed by demons and I think I was possessed by the same spirit that Charles Manson was possessed by. The psychiatrists called it shared madness. That is, we were all in one devil and we did what the devil said do. I am not blaming what I did on him, or evil spirits. I yielded myself to it, so I take the blame.|[[Charles Manson#The Manson Family|Tex Watson]]
|About 26.5 hours from now the judgement will begin. Difficult but not impossible, necessary, nervewracking & fun. What fun is life without a little death? It's interesting, when i'm in my human form, knowing i'm going to die. Everything has a touch of triviality to it.|[[Dylan Klebold]]
|Everyone is always making fun of me because of how I look, and how fucking weak I am and shit. Well, I will get you all back, ultimate fucking revenge here. You people should have showed me more respect, treated me better, asked for my knowledge or guidance more, treated me more like a senior, and maybe I wouldn't have been as ready to tear your fucking heads off.|[[Eric Harris]]
|[[ALL CAPS|EVERYONE DIES, MOTHERFUCKERS]].|[[Devin Patrick Kelley]]
|YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FEMINIST'S, AND I HATE FEMINIST'S!|[[Marc Lepine]]
|No one gets away from me.|[[Martin John Bryant]]
|}}

Behold, the most treasured and infamous of all rankings in human civilization. From depressed loners to religious extremists, below are the names of the individuals who have achieved the most kills in modern history. They are proof of how depraved and batshit crazy humanity can become, and they will forever be etched into the annals of bad memories. Oh, and for fuck's sake, [[DO IT FAGGOT|don't try to get yourself on this list]], [[William Atchison|retard]].

== [[Doom|FPS]] ==
=== Single Player ===
The VIP club of the [[Mass Shooting|21st century gold standard of murder]]. These 50 persons hold the highest number of kills by a single gunman. Every year, a new inductee vies for a place in the club and must oust one member. This constant struggle for membership guarantees a virtuous cycle of [[lulz]] that appears to have no end in sight.

''Please note that as of now, the club is comprised entirely of men, so if there's one glass ceiling that [[feminists]] should strive to break, it's this one.''



<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! AGE
! EFFICIENCY9
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score platinum medal.png|15px]]
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Anders Behring Breivik]]6
| 69 (67 by Breivik)4
| 110 (33 by Breivik)
| N
| 2011
| 32
| 69.7%
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score gold medal.png|15px]]
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Stephen Craig Paddock]]
| 60
| 867 (411 by Paddock)
| Y
| 2017
| 64
| [[Fail|12.7%]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score silver medal.png|15px]]
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| [[Woo Bum-kon]]6
| 56
| 35
| Y
| 1982
| 27
| 61.5%
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score bronze medal.png|15px]]
| [[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|link{{=}}New Zealand]]
| [[Brenton Harrison Tarrant]]
| 51
| 49 (40 by Tarrant)
| N
| 2019
| 28
| 56.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Omar Mir Seddique Mateen]]
| 49
| 58
| N1
| 2016
| 29
| 45.8%
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag Turkey.png|23px|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Abdulkadir Masharipov]]
| 39
| 79
| N
| 2017
| 28
| 33.1%
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Tunisia miniflag.png|link{{=}}Tunisia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2015 Sousse attacks|Seifeddine Rezgui Yacoubi]]
| 38
| 39
| N1
| 2015
| 22
| 49.4%
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]
| [[William Unek]]
| 36
| 30+
| N1
| 1957
| 27
| ≤54.5%
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| [[Panya Khamrab]]
| 36
| 10
| Y
| 2022
| 34
| 78.2%
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Martin John Bryant]]
| 35
| 24 (23 by Bryant)
| N
| 1996
| 28
| 60.3%
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mikenskaya shooting|Ahmed Ibragimov]]
| 35
| 20+
| N2
| 1999
| 43
| ≤63.6%
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Cho Seung-Hui]]
| 32
| 25 (17 by Cho)
| Y
| 2007
| 23
| 65.3%
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Mutsuo Toi]]
| 30
| 3
| Y
| 1938
| 21
| [[Win|90.9%]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Baruch Kopel Goldstein]]
| 29
| 125
| N2
| 1994
| 37
| [[Fail|18.8%]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| [[Jakrapanth Thomma]]
| 29
| 58
| N1
| 2020
| 31
| 33.3%
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| [[Campo Elías Delgado Morales]]
| 29
| 12
| N1
| 1986
| 52
| 70.7%
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tian Mingjian incident|Tian Mingjian]]
| 28
| 47
| N1
| 1994
| 31
| 37.3%
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Adam Peter Lanza]]
| 27
| 2
| Y
| 2012
| 20
| [[Win|93.1%]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Devin Patrick Kelley]]
| 263
| 20
| Y
| 2017
| 26
| 56.5%
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kampala wedding massacre|Richard Komakech]]
| 26
| 13
| N2
| 1994
| ?
| 66.7%
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Unknown
| 26
| ?
| N2
| 1938
| ?
| ≤100.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[George Pierre Hennard]]
| 23
| 27
| Y
| 1991
| 35
| 46.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Patrick Wood Crusius]]
| 23
| 23
| N
| 2019
| 21
| 50.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSudan.png|23px|link{{=}}Sudan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2000 Jarafa mosque massacre|Abbas al-Baqir Abbas]]
| 22-27
| 31
| N1
| 2000
| 33
| 41.5%-46.6%
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Gabriel Wortman]]
| 22
| 3
| N1
| 2020
| 51
| 88.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagYemen.png|24px|link{{=}}Yemen]]
| Unknown
| 22
| ?
| N1
| 1994
| ?
| ≤100.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[James Oliver Huberty]]
| 213
| 19
| N1
| 1984
| 41
| 52.5%
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Salvador Rolando Ramos]]
| 21
| 18
| N2
| 2022
| 18
| 53.8%
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Unknown
| 21
| ?
| Y
| 1983
| ?
| ≤100.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Vladislav Igorevich Roslyakov]]6
| 20
| 70
| Y
| 2018
| 18
| 23.1%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Artyom Kazantsev]]
| 18
| 23
| Y
| 2022
| 34
| 43.9%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:Giuseppe Marco Fieschi|Giuseppe Marco Fieschi]]
| 18
| 22
| N
| [[Oldfag|1835]]
| 44
| 45.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robert Russell Card II]]
| 18
| 13
| Y
| 2023
| 40
| 58.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| Jaafar
| 17
| 45
| N8
| 2003
| ?
| 22.4%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Charles Joseph Whitman]]
| 173
| 31 (29 by Whitman)
| N1
| 1966
| 25
| 37.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Prague shootings|David Kozák]]
| 177
| 25
| Y
| 2023
| 24
| 40.4%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Nikolas Jacob Cruz]]
| 175
| 17
| N
| 2018
| 19
| 50.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagScotland.gif|23px|link{{=}}Scotland]]
| [[Thomas Watt Hamilton]]
| 17
| 15
| Y
| 1996
| 43
| 53.1%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| Sun Fuji
| 17 (16 by Fuji)4
| 1
| N
| 1979
| ?
| [[Epic Win|100.0%]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniLaosflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Laos]]
| Unknown
| 16
| 60
| ?
| 1978
| ?
| 21.1%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Michael Robert Ryan]]
| 16
| 15
| Y
| 1987
| 27
| 51.6%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:1996 Timika shooting|Sanurip]]
| 16
| 11
| N
| 1996
| 36
| 59.3%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robert Bales]]
| 16
| 6
| N
| 2012
| 38
| 72.7%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ronald Gene Simmons|Ronald Gene Simmons]]
| 16
| 4
| N
| 1987
| 47
| 80.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Robert Steinhäuser]]
| 16
| 1
| Y
| 2002
| 19
| [[Win|94.1%]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Tim Kretschmer]]
| 15
| 9
| Y
| 2009
| 17
| 62.5%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| Abd el Maleck
| 15
| 9
| N
| 1945
| ?
| 62.5%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Éric Borel]]
| 15
| 4
| Y
| 1995
| 16
| 78.9%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Arkankergen massacre|Vladislav Chelakh]]
| 15
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2012
| 19
| [[Epic Win|100.0%]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| Mohammad Zaman
| 15-16
| ?
| Y
| 2009
| 30
| ≤100.0%
|}}}

{| width=46% cellpadding=15 cellspacing=0
| width=50% style="text-align:left" |
1. Killed by cops

2. Killed by civilian

3. [[Abortion|Spawn kill]] bonus

4. At least one of the commies Breivik and Fuji were targeting [[Epic Win|happened to die]] [[Lulz|attempting to escape]]. For Fuji, it's 1. For Breivik, it's 2.

5. 2 survivors an hero'd a year after his High Score attempt (their deaths don't go towards the tally though).

6. Used explosives in their High Score attempts. However, Breivik and Woo managed to score some extra frags (Breivik's Bomberman score is below, while Woo became an hero [[Lulz|with his hostages via grenade]]), whereas Roslyakov [[Fail|only saddled them with extra medical bills]].

7. 14 in the University, 2 in the Klánovice Forest 6 days earlier and his father. 

8. [[Epic Win|Escaped]]. 

9. Efficiency Rank (Direct kills by player+Indirect kills)/(Injuries by player+Direct kills by player)
|}
</center>

=== Co-Op Mode ===
Teamwork, fuck yeah! These death squads send a positive message that collaboration, communication, and cooperation are key components in any group-oriented mission.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYERS
! KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
|- style{{=}}"background:#47f707"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|25px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Beslan school siege|Team Riyad-us Saliheen]]
| 385+
| 783
| N3
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#47f707"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Re'im music festival massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 364
| ?
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#47f707"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:2017 Sinai mosque attack|Team IS]]
| 311
| 122+
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#47f707"
| _row_count
| [[Image:rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Team Hutu
| 300
| ?
| N
| 1991
|- style{{=}}"background:#47f707"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Wikipedia:2011 San Fernando massacre|Team Los Zetas]]
| 193
| 0
| N
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Indiaminiflag.gif|25px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:2008 Mumbai attacks|Team Lashkar-e-Taiba]]
| 175
| 600+
| N4
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Crocus City Hall attack|Team IS]]
| 145
| 551
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Be'eri massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 135
| ?
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Paris Mass Shooting|Team IS]]
| 130
| 368
| Y
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Nahal Oz massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 73
| ?
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:NKorea Flag.jpg|22px|link{{=}}North Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sunchon tunnel massacre|Team KPA]]
| 68
| 21
| N
| 1950
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| [[Wikipedia:Westgate shopping mall attack|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 67
| 175
| N1
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|23px|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:Luxor massacre|Team Al-Jama'a al-Islamiyya]]
| 62
| 26+
| Y
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Wikipedia:2011 Monterrey casino attack|Team Los Zetas]]
| 52
| 10
| N
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kfar Aza massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 52
| ?
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mpondwe school massacre|Team ADF]]
| 42
| 8
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Zhaodong Massacre|Jiang Liming, Feng Wanhai]]
| 32
| 16
| Y, N1
| 1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:2014 Kunming attack|Team TIP]]
| 31
| 143
| N1
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Murtaza Hafiz Yasin, Ashraf Ali Mohammad Farooq
| 31
| 80+
| N1, N1
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Team IS
| 28
| 22
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| [[Wikipedia:Brabant killers|Team Brabant]]
| 28
| 22
| N
| [[Epic Win|1981-1985]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kupiansk civilian convoy shelling|Russian Army]]
| 26
| 3
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Nir Oz massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 25
| ?
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Tunisia miniflag.png|link{{=}}Tunisia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bardo National Museum attack|Disputed between Team IS and Al-Qaeda]]
| 22
| 42
| N1, N1
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| [[WIkipedia:Bacha Khan University attack|Team Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan]]
| 22+
| 12+
| N, N, N, N
| 1981
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Dagestan attack|Team IS]]
| 21
| 46
| N1
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Wang Mingfang, Wang Mingchao
| 21
| 5
| N, N
| 1981
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]
| [[Wikipedia:Titanic_Express_massacre|Team FNL]]
| 21
| [[Epic Win| 0]]
| N
| 2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Netiv HaAsara attack|Team Hamas]]
| 20+
| ?
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Unknown
| 18
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Unknown
| 17
| 14
| N
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:D.C. sniper attacks|John Allen Muhammad, Lee Boyd Malvo]]
| 17
| 10
| N2, N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[LOLympic_Games#Past_Olympic_Lulz|Team Black September]]
| 15
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1972
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[San Bernardino Shooting|Syed Farook, Tashfeen Malik]]
| 14
| 17
| N1, N1
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Team Barrio Azteca
| 14
| 8
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Jean-Pierre Lardanchet, André Friedli
| 14
| 0
| Y, Y
| 1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kissufim massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 14
| 0
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Columbine|Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]
| 13
| 24 (21 by the team)
| Y, Y
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Victor Korshunov, Yuri Surovtsev
| 13
| 11
| N, N
| 1968
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Holit massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 13
| ?
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bonnie and Clyde|Bonnie & Clyde]]
| 13
| 1
| N1, N1
| [[Epic Win|1932-1934]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Charlie Hebdo|Said Kouachi, Cherif Kouachi]] (Team IS)
| 12
| 11
| N1, N1
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Khalid al-Islambuli, Muhammad Abd al-Salam Faraj
| 11
| 28
| N,N
| 1981
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Enoch Brown school massacre|4 Unknown Lenapes]]
| 11
| 1
| N
| [[Ancient|1764]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|24px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:Robledo Puch|Robledo Puch, Jorge Ibáñez]]
| 11
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, N
| [[Epic Win|1971–1972]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Kumatarō Kido, Yagorō Tani
| 11
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y, Y
| [[Oldfag|1893]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles Starkweather, Caril Ann Fugate
| 11
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, N
| [[Epic Win|1957-1958]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMacedonia.png|23px|link{{=}}Macedonia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Karpalak Ambush|Macedonian Army]]
| 10
| 2
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:National Socialist Underground murders|Team NSU]]
| 10
| 1
| N, N, N
| [[Epic Win|2000-2007]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Team Marseille
| 10
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Antonio_and_Emilio_Izquierdo|Antonio Izquierdo, Emilio Izquierdo]]
| 9
| 12
| Y12, N
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Almaz Shageev, Mikhail Sukhorukov
| 9
| 2
| Y, N11
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Johnathan Doody, Allesandro Garcia
| 9
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, N
| 1991
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Marcos Taverna, Marcos Proceke
| 9
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, N
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Emival Menezes Lima, Carlos Roberto Ximenes
| 9
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, N
| 1984
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[London Bridge Attack 2017|Khuram Shazad Butt, Rachid Redouane, Youssef Zaghba]]
| 8
| 48
| N1, N1, N1
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArmenia.png|link{{=}}Armenia]]
| Team Yerevan
| 8
| 30
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Dale Hausner, Samuel Dietman
| 8
| 19
| Y12, N
| [[Epic Win|2005-2006]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Walter Jones, William Jones
| 8
| 14
| N, N
| 1913
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCameroon.png|link{{=}}Cameroon]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kumba school massacre|Unknown 11 attackers]]
| 8
| 13
| N·11
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro, Luiz Henrique de Castro]]
| 8
| 11
| Y, N11
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Fountain Valley massacre|Team Fountain Valley]]
| 8
| 8
| N
| 1972
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMacedonia.png|23px|link{{=}}Macedonia]]
| Team Vejce
| 8
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagNamibia.png|link{{=}}Namibia]]
| Sylvester & Gavin Beukes
| 8
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N,N
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Alexandre Gaferiza, Joseph Furaha
| 7
| 4
| N,N
| 1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Team Castel Volturno
| 7
| 1
| N
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Van Hiep V.,Trong D.C.
| 7
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N,N
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| John Michael Legg, Frederic Rogers
| 7
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N,N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Team Sofitel
| 7
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Ezequias Souza Ribeiro, Edgar Ricardo de Oliveira
| 7
| 0
| N1, N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Omar & Yousef Rub
| 6
| 34
| N1, N1
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Unknown
| 6
| 19
| N
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHungary.png|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| Árpád & István Kiss, Zsolt Pető
| 6
| 5
| N,N,N
| [[Epic Win|2008-2009]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Dmitry Belkov, Andrey Bogdashin
| 6
| 3
| N,N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Denis Smyshlyaev, Yevgeny Samoilov
| 6
| 1
| N,N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Giovanni Strangio, Giuseppe Nirta
| 6
| 0
| N,N
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Noah David Beard, Angel Uriarte
| 6
| 0
| N,N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Nazi|American Nazi Party]], [[KKK]]
| 5
| 12+
| N,N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| [[Wikipedia:Obafemi Awolowo University massacre|Team Black Axe]]
| 5
| 11
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Mitchell Johnson, Andrew Golden
| 5
| 10
| N,N
| 1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Team Pescopagano
| 5
| 7
| N
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| David Anderson, Francine Graham (Team [[Nigger|Black]] [[Jew|Hebrew]] [[Israel]]ite)
| 5
| 3
| N1, N1
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMacedonia.png|23px|link{{=}}Macedonia]]
| Team Smilkovci
| 5
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Unknown
| 5
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N,N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| David & Charles Protter
| 4
| 51
| N,N
| 1975
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[1-14 Jakarta Attacks|Team IS]]
| 4
| 24
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Aleksandr Zhidkov, Michael Veretel'nik
| 4
| 14
| N2, N2
| 1975
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kent State Shootings|Ohio National Guard]]
| 4
| 9
| N
| 1970
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Khalid al-Mahmara, Muhammad Mahmara
| 4
| 7
| N,N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Badsha Mahommed Gool, Mullah Abdullah
| 4
| 7
| N,N
| 1915
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jack Twinning, Bobby Davis
| 4
| 1
| Y, Y12
| 1970
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Josef Kott, Michael Kutílek
| 4
| 1
| N,N
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergey Khrushch, Konstantin Krylov
| 4
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N,N
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ein HaShlosha massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 4
| ?
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Team Hialeah
| 3
| 20
| N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Stanisław Ławrynowicz, Janusz Obrąpalski
| 3
| 10
| Y,Y
| 1925
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 7
| N, N
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Hans-Jürgen Rösner, Dieter Degowski
| 3
| 4
| N, N
| 1988
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Nathaniel Train, Gareth Train, Stacey Train
| 3
| 2
| N1, N1, N1
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Kam McLeod, Bryer Schmegelsky
| 3
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y, Y
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jerad and Amanda Miller]]
| 3
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N1, Y
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Team Braybrook
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1966
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Robert Mone, Thomas McCulloch
| 35
| 0
| N,N
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Fullerton Triple Homicide|Team Furfag]]
| 3
| 0
| N, N8
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lavelle Davis, Jimmy Mays
| 3
| 0
| N,N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Jews|Paul Helfeld, Jacob Lepidus]]
| 2
| 21
| Y, Y
| 1909
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.gif|23px|link{{=}}Austria]]
| [https://regiowiki.at/wiki/Amok_in_Josefsberg Two unknown soldiers]
| 2
| 21
| N, N
| 1948
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.gif|23px|link{{=}}Austria]]
| Marwan Hasan, Hesham Mohammed Rajeh
| 2
| 18
| N,N
| 1981
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Team Gothenburg
| 2
| 15
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Ayman & Ibrahim Ighbariah
| 2
| 12
| N1, N1
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| William Matix, Michael Platt
| 2
| 5
| N1, N1
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Steven Carrillo, Robert Justus
| 2
| 3
| N, N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Milosz Olak, Ronnie Casim Delen
| 2
| 2
| N,N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:Linwood bank robbery|Team Linwood]]
| 2
| 1
| N
| 1969
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Team Central Arkansas
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Lyle and Erik Menendez|Team Menendez]]
| 2
| 0
| N, N
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Benjamin Matthew Williams, James Tyler Williams
| 2
| 0
| N, N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Yuri Dovgan, Alexander Kochetkov
| 2
| 0
| N, N10
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Marco Ahonen, Juha Mikael Heinonen
| 2
| 0
| N,N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Larry Phillips Jr, Emil Mătăsăreanu
| 1
| 21
| Y, N
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Terry Brown, Devondre Phillips.
| 1
| 14
| N, N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Columbus Jones Jr, Braylon Rogers
| 1
| 11
| N
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergey Taboritsky, Pyotr Shabelsky-Bork
| 1
| 9
| N
| 1922
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Team Norco
| 1
| 9
| N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Michael Sanon, James Echols
| 1
| 8
| N, N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Devon_Erickson_and_Alec_McKinney|Devon Erickson, Alec (Maya) McKinney]]
| 1
| 8
| N, N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Alan Pilon, Robert Mason, Jason McVean
| 1
| 4
| Y, Y, Y
| 1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Adel Ankush, Bra'a Salah, Asama Ahmed
| 1
| 4
| N1, N1, N1
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Team Bangalore
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Arturo Santato, Egidio Santato
| 1
| 3
| N, N
| 1956
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniFlagMalta.gif|link{{=}}Malta]]
| Francesco Fenech, Lorin Scicluna
| 1
| 3
| N, N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jason Harless, Jason McCoy
| 1
| 3
| N,N
| 1988
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag Belgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| [[Clown Tobi|Kevin Lapeire, Dietwin Hægeman]]
| 1
| 36
| N, N7
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Team Regency
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Istanbul church shooting|Team IS]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Tadgh O'Sullivan, Diarmuid O'Sullivan
| 1
| 0
| Y, Y
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Nazis|The Order]]
| 1
| 0
| N9
| 1984
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Anthony Rutherford, Jonathan Moore, Joseph Burris
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Wikipedia:NOKAS robbery|Team NOKAS]]
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Akash Yadav, Vikas Yadav
| 1
| 0
| N, N
| 2007
|}}}

{| width=46% cellpadding=15 cellspacing=0
| width=50% style="text-align:left" |
1. Killed by police.

2. [[Pwnt|Executed]].

3. "From 34 attackers, 32 of which entered, 31 died.'''{{wikilink|Beslan_school_siege|}}'''" One was lynched by [[NORP|civilians]].

4. All but one of the 10 attackers were killed by police. The other one was captured and then executed in 2012.

5. Robert Mone was also a [[School Shooting|school shooter]], however the person he killed in his shooting was not included here.

6. Mentally injured due to trauma of seeing their mother slaughtered in front of them.

7. Dietwin fled to Gent, was later caught by the police.

8. If they truly wanted to snuff out those bushy-tailed pedophiles, they should've turned the gun on themselves.

9. The Order's leader, Bob Mathews, died in a shootout with police a few weeks later. Other members would later die in prison, as well.

10. Yuri Dovgan and Alexander Kochetkov were both shot dead by a fellow soldier after committing the double murders.

11. Was too much of a pussy to kill himself and was shot by his teammate.

12. An heroed in prison.
|}

</center>

== [[Bomberman_(Game)|Bomberman]] ==
Proof that "basement dweller" is not necessarily an insult, especially if they're making bombs inside them. Whether it's for religious vocation or political activism, these guys figured out how to get the biggest bang for their buck.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER(S)
! KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
|- style{{=}}"background:#00ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mariupol theatre airstrike|Russian Army]]
| 600
| 130
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#00ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:14 October 2017 Mogadishu bombings|Al-Shabaab]]
| 587+
| 316
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iram]]
| [[Wikipedia:2016 Karrada bombing|Team ISIS]]
| 341
| 246+
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Air India Flight 182|Babbar Khalsa]]
| 329
| 0
| N
| 1985
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Russian apartment bombings|Ibn Al-Khattab, Achemez Gochiyayev]]
| 307
| 1000+
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17|Russian Army]]
| 298
| 0
| N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagScotland.gif|link{{=}}Scotland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pan Am Flight 103|Team Gaddafi]]
| 270
| 0
| N
| 1988
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg|link{{=}}Sri Lanka]]
| [[Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks|ISIS & Thowheeth Jama'ath]]
| 269
| 500+
| Y
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Korean Air Lines Flight 007|Soviet Russian Army]]
| 269
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2002 Bali bombings|Al Qaeda & Jemaah Islamiyah]]
| 204
| 209
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:2004 Madrid train bombings|Al Qaeda]]
| 193
| 2050
| Y
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2021 Kabul airport attack|ISIS-KP]]
| 183+
| 150+
| Y
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Timothy McVeigh]]
| 168
| 680+
| N1
| 1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chinese_destroyer_Guangzhou_(160)#Explosion_in_1978|Lai Sanyang]]
| 134
| 28
| Y
| 1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Shijiazhuang bombings|Jin Ruchao]]
| 108
| 38
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPalestine.png|18px|link{{=}}Palestine]]
| [[Wikipedia:Yahya Ayyash|Yahya Ayyash]]
| 101
| 338
| N2
| 1993-1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Al-Shabaab
| 100
| 110+
| Y
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kerman bombings|Team IS]]
| 94
| 284
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Ma Hongqing
| 89+
| 98+
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|link{{=}}Lebanon]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ahmad Qasir|Ahmad Qasir]]
| 89+
| 55
| Y
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Qitaihe bombing|Xu Fenghao and Xu Fengde]]
| 86
| 222
| N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|24px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:AMIA bombing|Hezbollah]]
| 85
| 300
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bologna massacre|Team NAR]]
| 85
| 200+
| N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Alexander Keith Jr.|Alexander Keith]]
| 81+
| 200
| Y
| 1875
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| Team IS
| 80
| 260
| N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}USSR]]
| Chingis Yunusogly Rzayev
| 80
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 1973
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| [[Wikipedia:2010_Kampala_bombings|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 74
| 85
| Y
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg|link{{=}}Sri Lanka]]
| Sri Lanka Army
| 71
| 150
| N
| 1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagLibya.png|link{{=}}Libya]]
| [[Wikipedia:Zliten truck bombing|Abu al-Abbas al-Muhajir]]
| 60
| 200
| N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kramatorsk railway station attack|Russian Army]]
| 60
| 110+
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRhodesia.png|link{{=}}Rhodesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Air Rhodesia Flight 827|Team ZIPRA]]
| 59
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergey Alekseychik
| 58
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Unknown
| 57
| 50
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Hasib Hussain, Mohammad King, Germaine Lindsay, Shezad Tanweer
| 56
| 700
| Y
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Unknown
| 54
| 80
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Olenivka prison massacre|Russian Army]]
| 53+
| 75+
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chasiv Yar missile strike|Russian Army]]
| 48
| 9+
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Dnipro residential building airstrike|Russian Army]]
| 46
| 80
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Team IS
| 45
| 126
| Y
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Andrew Kehoe]]
| 44
| 58
| Y
| 1927
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jack Gilbert Graham]]
| 44
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 1955
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Turkey.png|24px|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Team IS
| 43
| 230
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Zaporizhzhia residential building airstrikes|Russian Army]]
| 43+
| 89+
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kunduz hospital airstrike|US Army]]
| 42
| 30
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Li Chucai
| 42
| 27
| Y
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Şeyh Abdurrahman Alagöz
| 33
| 104
| Y
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Zaporizhzhia civilian convoy attack|Russian Army]]
| 32
| 88
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflag Belgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Team IS
| 31
| 260
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Gao Haiping
| 31
| 127
| Y
| 1985
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Team Al-Shabab
| 30
| 40
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUkraine.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Donetsk attack|Ukrainian Army]]
| 27
| 25
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Mateu Morral Roca
| 25
| 100
| Y
| 1906
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Team IS
| 25
| 49
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chaplyne railway station attack|Russian Army]]
| 25
| 31
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}USSR]]
| Vladimir Tatarnikov
| 23
| ?
| Y
| 1950
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Albert Guay
| 23
| 0
| N
| 1949
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|24px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:1992 Buenos Aires Israeli embassy bombing|Islamic Jihad Organization]]
| 22
| 242
| Y
| 1992
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Ariana Grande Massacre|Salman Ramadan Abedi]]
| 22
| 239
| Y
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Santiago Salvador Franch
| 22
| 35
| Y
| [[Oldfag|1893]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| John & James McNamara
| 21
| 100+
| N
| 1910
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kremenchuk shopping mall attack|Russian Army]]
| 21
| 56
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| Asadbek Madiyarov
| 21+
| 50+
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Hipercor_bombing|Team ETA]]
| 21
| 45
| N
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:1985–86 Paris attacks|Team CSPPA]]
| 20
| 255
| N
| [[Epic Win|1985-1986]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|24px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tarnów_train_station_bombing|Antoni Guzy]]
| 20
| 35
| N
| 1939
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:2004_Dhemaji_school_bombing|Team ULFA]]
| 18
| 40
| N
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing|Akbarzhon Jalilov]]
| 15
| 64
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Thenmozhi Rajaratnam
| 15
| 43
| Y
| 1991
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Pero Raecivich
| 14
| 15
| Y
| 1942
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:16 March 2022 Chernihiv breadline attack|Russian Army]]
| 14
| 0
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Cafetería_Rolando_bombing|Team ETA]]
| 13
| 71
| N
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Gundolf Köhler
| 12
| 211
| N3
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Plaza_República_Dominicana_bombing|Team ETA]]
| 12
| 32
| N
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Tajikistan-flag.gif|24px|link{{=}}Tajikistan]]
| Bobomurad Ismatov
| 12
| 28
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Zaragoza barracks bombing|Team ETA]]
| 11
| 88
| N
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagThailand.png|24px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Vitoon Sulngarm
| 11
| 12
| Y
| 1973
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Peter Kuzmich Volynsky
| 10
| 90
| N
| 1971
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSouthSudan.png|link{{=}}South Sudan]]
| Justin Angelo Gbaki
| 10
| 32
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mogadishu_tea_shop_bombing|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 10
| 18
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Mogadishu market bombing|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 10
| 15
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Rodger Warren
| 9
| 0
| N
| 1992
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Serbian Army
| 9
| ?
| N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:1974 Mitsubishi Heavy Industries bombing|East Asia Anti-Japan Armed Front]]
| 8
| 376+
| N
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Anders Behring Breivik]]
| 8
| 209
| N
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Felice Orsini
| 8
| 142
| N
| 1858
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Ilya Galkin, Mikhail Denisenko
| 8
| 46
| N
| 2008-2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Syria-Flag-icon.png|23px|link{{=}}Syria]]
| Unknown
| 8
| 30+
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Mogadishu SYL Hotel attack and siege|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 8
| 27
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 8
| 13
| Y
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kyiv shopping centre bombing|Russian Army]]
| 8
| 0
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEstonia.png|23px|link{{=}}Estonia]]
| Märt Ringmaa
| 7
| 6
| N
| 1995-2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[9/11|Ramzi Yousef]]
| 6
| 1042
| N
| 1993
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Myyrmanni bombing|Petri Erkki Tapio Gerdt]]
| 6
| 166
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Turkey.png|23px|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Ahlam Albashir
| 6
| 81
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBulgaria.png|23px|link{{=}}Bulgaria]]
| Mohamad Hassan El-Husseini
| 6
| 32
| Y
| 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Émile Henry
| 6
| 20+
| N
| 1892-1894
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 6
| 14
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Paul Harold Orgeron
| 5
| 18
| Y
| 1959
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Syria-Flag-icon.png|link{{=}}Syria]]
| [[ISIS|Isa Dare]]
| 5
| 0
| N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Boston Marathon Bombing|Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev]]
| 4
| 2644
| N
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Gianfranco Bertoli
| 4
| 45
| N
| 1971
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|24px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| [[Wikipedia:20 July plot|Claus von Stauffenberg]]
| 4
| 20
| N
| 1944
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| David Copeland
| 3
| 140
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Eric Rudolph
| 37
| 120
| N
| 1996-1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Thomas Bernard Brigham
| 3
| 70
| N
| 1984
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Unabomber]]
| 3
| 23
| Y
| 1978-1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagDjibouti.png|link{{=}}Djibouti]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 3
| 15
| Y
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Bernhard Johansson
| 3
| 7
| Y
| 1932
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMali.png|link{{=}}Mali]]
| Team IS
| 3
| 3
| N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Ernst-Robert Grawitz
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Niels Poulsen
| 2
| 19
| N
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Heidrun-Erika Jung
| 2
| 13
| Y
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Rodolfo Garcia
| 2
| 11
| N
| 1969
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBolivia.png|23px|link{{=}}Bolivia]]
| Triston Jay Amero
| 2
| 7
| N
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Mark Anthony Conditt
| 2
| 6
| Y
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Juha-Pekka Rautiainen
| 2
| 1
| N
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Darya Trepova
| 1
| 42
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUkraine.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| Serhiy Batryn
| 1
| 25
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Anton Nilson
| 1
| 23
| N
| 1908
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| John Gerhard Berg
| 1
| 22
| N
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Said Al Nasr
| 1
| 20
| N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Maciej Gumkowski
| 1
| 15+
| ?9
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Yrjö Armas Laine
| 1
| 5
| N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Brindisi school bombing|Giovanni Vantaggiato]]
| 1
| 5
| N
| 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Diana Ramazova
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Max Hupli
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Adan Kousa
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1956
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Niilo Vilppu Pirinen
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1985
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| William Leonard Engström
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Reynaldo Barnett, Joshua Dietrich Sjölund
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Anonymous Student
| 0
| 58
| N
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Retard|Ahmed Hassan]]
| 0
| 305
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jew York|Ahmad Khan Rahami]]
| 0
| 29
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Auguste Vaillant
| 0
| 20
| N
| 1893
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| George Metesky
| 0
| 15
| N
| 1940-1956
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Mohammad Daleel
| 0
| 12
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|Link{{=}}Russia]]
| Vladislav Struzhenkov
| 0
| 11
| [[Fail|N]]
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[2020 Nashville Bombing|Anthony Quinn Warner]]
| 0
| 8
| Y
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Anonymous]]
| 0
| 7
| Y
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Luke Helder
| 0
| 6
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Allan Steen Kristensen
| 0
| 5
| N
| 1977-1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 4
| ?
| 1965
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Petter_Kyvik|Petter Kristian Kyvik]]
| 0
| 4
| N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMaldives.png|link{{=}}Maldives]]
| Adhuham Ahmed Rasheed
| 0
| 4
| N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Mudslime|Akayed Ullah]]
| 0
| 3
| N6
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Taimour Abdulwahab al-Abdaly
| 0
| 2
| Y
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 2
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Ole Kristian Brastad
| 0
| 1
| N
| 1985
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Mohamed Game
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|24px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[Wikipedia:2016 Wrocław attack|Paweł Reczuch]]
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[User:Zug14/Cole Carini|Cole Carini]]
| 0
| 18
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Emad Al Swealmeen
| 0
| 1
| Y
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 0
| Y
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| James Yoo
| 0
| 0
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Richard Reid]]
| 0
| 0
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Oussama Zariouh
| 0
| 0
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Cesar Sayoc]]
| 0
| 0
| N
| 2018
|}}}

{| width=46% cellpadding=15 cellspacing=0
| width=50% style="text-align:left" |
1. McVeigh was [[Pwnt|executed by lethal injection]] in 2001, he was quoted as saying before his execution [[Lulz|"it's still 168 to 1 so I still win"]].

2. Ayyash was assassinated when a booby-trapped cellphone blew off his head.

3. While technically not an hero, he did die during the attack because [[Dumbass|he didn't run away in time]].

4. 14 people required immediate amputations.

5. Ahmed's "bomb," despite injuring more people than Ahmad, [[Epic Fail|only set people's hair on fire]].

6. The [[retard]] attempted a [[An Hero|suicide bombing]], [[Epic Fail|killing no one]], not even himself.

7. One of the victims was killed by a [[Lulz|heart attack]].

8. [[User:Zug14/Cole Carini|Carini]] only managed to blast off one of his own hands and a few fingers on the other one.

9. Later found drowned.

|}
</center>

== Microsoft Flight Simulator ==
The human desire to soar the skies blue has been present in all of recorded history. So has the desire to pwn others. These daring aces have ingeniously combined the two.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYERS
! KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAlQaeda.png|link{{=}}Al_Qaeda]]
| [[Jews did WTC|(((Al-Qaeda)))]]
| [[Pwnage|2,977]]
| 6,000+
| Y
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:EgyptAir Flight 990|Gameel Al-Batouti]]7
| 216
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Germanwings Flight 9525|Andreas Lubitz]]1
| 150
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:1990 Guangzhou Baiyun airport collisions|Jiang Xiaofeng]]
| 127
| 53
| Y
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:China Northern Airlines Flight 6136|Zhang Pilin]]5
| 111
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:SilkAir Flight 185|Tsu Way Ming]]7
| 103
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[Polish Lollercaust|Arkadiusz Protasiuk]]
| 96
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| [[Wikipedia:Air Vietnam Flight 706|Le Duc Tan]]
| 74
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pacific Air Lines Flight 773|Francisco Paula Gonzales]]
| 44
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1964
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagMorocco.png|link{{=}}Morocco]]
| [[Wikipedia:Royal Air Maroc Flight 630|Younes Khayati]]7
| 43
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pacific Southwest Airlines Flight 1771|David Burke]]
| 42
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagNamibia.png|link{{=}}Africa]]
| [[Wikipedia:LAM Mozambique Airlines Flight 470|Herminio dos Santos Fernandes]]
| 32
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Japan Airlines Flight 350|Seiji Katagiri]]4
| 24
| 141
| N
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2020 Calabasas helicopter crash|Ara Zobayan]]6
| 8
| 0
| Y
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:Barra do Garças air disaster|Mauro Milhomem]]
| 6
| 4
| Y
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Vladimir Serkov
| 4
| 6
| Y
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Connellan air disaster|Colin Forman]]
| 4
| 4
| Y
| 1977
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Joe Stack]]
| 1
| 13
| Y
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Qantas Flight 1737|David Mark Robinson]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 3
| N
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Charles Bishop]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Frank Eugene Corder|Frank Eugene Corder]]2
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Auburn Calloway|Auburn Calloway]]3
| [[Fail|0]]
| 4
| N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mitsuyasu Maeno|Mitsuyasu Maeno]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 2
| Y
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Richard Russell]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2018
|}}}

{| width=46% cellpadding=15 cellspacing=0
| width=50% style="text-align:left" |
1. Lubitz became [[World War II|the first German pilot in 70 years]] to kill 150 people.

2. Corder was butthurt about his life being shit, so he decided to [[An Hero|go out in style]] by getting drunk, [[JEWS DID WTC|stealing a plane, and crashing it into the White House]]. Instead, [[Loser| he faceplanted his Cessna on the South Lawn]], missing the White House completely. Even if he did pwn the White House, [[Bill Clinton|the President]] [[Fail|was out since the White House was being renovated at the time]].

3. Calloway [[Win|inflicted more injuries]] than Bishop, but somehow managed to [[Loser|drop the ball]] and got restrained [[WTF|by the very same flight crew he had just brutally beaten with a hammer]] and thus survived his attempt to become [[An Hero]].

4. Katagiri was found not guilty by reason of insanity after [[Fail|failing to an hero]], and has since been [[Win|released from the psych ward]].

5. [[Chink|Zhang]] poured gasoline and set fire to his passenger cabin, causing the crash. He purchased seven air insurance policies worth [[Lulz|$170,000]] before boarding.

6. Accidental but was significant since [[Kobe Bryant]] was killed in this crash.

7. [[Retard|Some experts]] disagree on these being done on purpose.

|}
</center>

==Ship Simulator Extremes==
These are the lulziest ships that ever touched the sea. Trust them and you'll receive a 100% discount ticket. You can see this leaderboard is full of [[British|Britfags]].


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! SHIP
! KILLS
! STATUS
! YEAR
|- style{{=}}"background:#01ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Wilhelm Gustloff|MV Wilhelm Gustloff]]
| [[Over 9000|9343]]
| Torpedoed and sunk
| 1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#06ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| [[Wikipedia:Goya (1940)|MV Goya]]
| 6000
| Torpedoed and sunk
| 1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#08ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Jun'yō Maru|Jun'yō Maru]]
| 5620
| Torpedoed and sunk
| 1944
|- style{{=}}"background:#11ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|23px|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Doña Paz|MV Doña Paz]]
| 4385
| Sunk
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#41ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSenegal.png|23px|link{{=}}Senegal]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Le Joola|MV Le Joola]]
| 1863
| Sunk
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|23px|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Halifax Explosion|SS Imo SS Mont-Blanc]]
| 1782
| Exploded and Sunk
| 1917
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTanzania.png|23px|link{{=}}Tanzania]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Spice Islander I|MV Spice Islander I]]
| 1573
| Sunk
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Titanic|RMS Titanic]]
| 1514
| Sunk
| 1912
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tek Sing|Tek Sing]]
| ~1500
| Sunk
| 1822
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Taiping (steamer)|Taiping]]
| 1500
| Sunk
| 1949
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Castillo de Olite|SS Castillo de Olite]]
| 1476
| Sunk
| 1939
|- style{{=}}"background:#48ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:RMS Lusitania|RMS Lusitania]]
| 1168
| Sunk
| 1915
|- style{{=}}"background:#48ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sultana (steamboat)|Sultana]]
| 1168
| Sunk
| 1865
|- style{{=}}"background:#48ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tōya Maru|Tōya Maru]]
| 1159
| Sunk
| 1954
|- style{{=}}"background:#49ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:RMS Empress of Ireland|RMS Empress of Ireland]]
| 1024
| Sunk
| 1914
|- style{{=}}"background:#49ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:PS General Slocum|PS General Slocum]]
| 1021
| Sunk
| 1904
|- style{{=}}"background:#49ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|23px|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:MS al-Salam Boccaccio 98|MS al-Salam]]
| 1012
| Sunk
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Kiche Maru|SS Kiche Maru]]
| 1000
| Sunk
| 1912
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Hsin-Yu|SS Hsin-Yu]]
| 1000
| Sunk
| 1916
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|23px|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Hong Moh|SS Hong Moh]]
| ~1000
| Sunk
| 1921
|- style{{=}}"background:#60ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Wusung
| 900
| Sunk
| 1927
|- style{{=}}"background:#70ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Victory (1737)|HMS Victory]]
| 900
| Sunk
| 1744
|- style{{=}}"background:#80ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTanzania.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Bukoba|MV Bukoba]]
| 894
| Sunk
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEstonia.png|23px|link{{=}}Estonia]]
| [[Wikipedia:MS Estonia|MS Estonia]]
| 852
| Sunk
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#a1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Eastland|SS Eastland]]
| 844
| Renamed and scrapped
| 1915
|- style{{=}}"background:#a1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Princess of the Stars|MV Princess of the Stars]]
| 832
| Sunk
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#a1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Royal Katherine (1664)|HMS Ramillies]]
| 829
| Sunk
| 1760
|- style{{=}}"background:#a1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Russian ship of the line Lefort|Lefort]]
| 826
| Sunk
| 1857
|- style{{=}}"background:#a2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Royal George (1756)|HMS Royal George]]
| 800+
| Sunk
| 1782
|- style{{=}}"background:#a8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|23px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Vaitarna|SS Vaitarna]]
| 746
| Lost
| 1888
|- style{{=}}"background:#a8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Indigirka|SS Indigirka]]
| 741
| Sunk
| 1939
|- style{{=}}"background:#a8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Camorta|SS Camorta]]
| 737
| Sunk
| 1902
|- style{{=}}"background:#a8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Bulwark (1899)|HMS Bulwark]]
| 736
| Exploded and sunk
| 1914
|- style{{=}}"background:#a8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS St George (1785)|HMS St George]]
| 731
| Sunk
| 1811
|- style{{=}}"background:#b0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|23px|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| [[Wikipedia:Leusden (ship)|Leusden]]
| 702
| Sunk
| 1738
|- style{{=}}"background:#b3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Queen Charlotte (1790)|HMS Queen Charlotte]]
| 673
| Sunk
| 1800
|- style{{=}}"background:#b3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:San Telmo (Spanish ship)|San Telmo]]
| 644
| Sunk
| 1819
|- style{{=}}"background:#b3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Princess Alice (1865)|SS Princess Alice]]
| ~640
| Sunk
| 1878
|- style{{=}}"background:#b3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Norge|SS Norge]]
| 627
| Sunk
| 1904
|- style{{=}}"background:#b3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|23px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Ramdas|SS Ramdas]]
| 625
| Sunk
| 1947
|- style{{=}}"background:#b5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Soviet battleship Novorossiysk|Novorossiysk]]
| 608
| Scrapped
| 1955
|- style{{=}}"background:#b5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Coronation|HMS Coronation]]
| 600+
| Sunk
| 1691
|- style{{=}}"background:#b5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Glorieux|HMS Glorieux]]
| 600
| Sunk
| 1782
|- style{{=}}"background:#b5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBangladesh.png|23px|link{{=}}Bangladesh]]
| [[Wikipedia:1986 Bangladesh MV Shamia ferry incident|MV Shamia]]
| 600
| Sunk
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Defence (1763)|HMS Defence]]
| 583
| Sunk
| 1811
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Texas City disaster|SS Grandcampe]]
| 581
| Exploded and sunk
| 1947
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tampomas II|Tampomas II]]
| 580
| Sunk
| 1981
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Afrique (1907)|SS Afrique]]
| 575
| Sunk
| 1920
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Minotaur (1793)|HMS Minotaur]]
| 570
| Sunk
| 1810
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS La Bourgogne|SS La Bourgogne]]
| 565
| Sunk
| 1898
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Utopia|SS Utopia]]
| 564
| Scrapped
| 1891
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Príncipe de Asturias (ocean liner)|SS Principe de Asturias]]
| 558
| Sunk
| 1916
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Cahaya Bahari
| 550
| Sunk
| 2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#c0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:RMS Atlantic|RMS Atlantic]]
| 546
| Sunk
| 1873
|- style{{=}}"background:#c0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|23px|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ottoman frigate Ertuğrul|Ertuğrul]]
| 533
| Sunk
| 1890
|- style{{=}}"background:#c0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBangladesh.png|23px|link{{=}}Bangladesh]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Nasrin-1|MV Nasrin-1]]
| 528
| Sunk
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#c0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Namur (1697)|HMS Namur]]
| 520
| Sunk
| 1749
|- style{{=}}"background:#c4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBangladesh.png|23px|link{{=}}Bangladesh]]
| Atlas Star
| 500
| Sunk
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spaon]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Valbanera|SS Valbanera]]
| 488
| Sunk
| 1919
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Salem Express|MV Salem Express]]
| ~470
| Sunk
| 1991
|- style{{=}}"background:#d8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Heimara|SS Heimara]]
| 400
| Sunk
| 1947
|- style{{=}}"background:#d8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLibya.png|23px|link{{=}}Libya]]
| [[Wikipedia:List of migrant vessel incidents on the Mediterranean Sea#April|Unnamed dinghy]]
| ~400
| Sunk
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#e5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Port Chicago disaster|SS E. A. Bryan]]
| 320
| Exploded and Sunk
| 1944
|- style{{=}}"background:#e5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|23px|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sinking of MV Sewol|MV Sewol]]
| 304
| Sunk
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ecff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| [[Wikipedia:2014 Lake Albert boat disaster|Unnamed boat]] [[Wikipedia:2014 Lake Albert boat disaster|Unnamed boat]]
| 251
| Sunk
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#edff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Heraklion|SS Heraklion]]
| 200
| Sunk
| 1966
|- style{{=}}"background:#edff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:PapuaNewGuinea.png|23px|link{{=}}PNG]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Rabaul Queen|MV Rabaul Queen]]
| 165
| Sunk
| 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#edff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|23px|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV_Vipya#Sinking_of_the_Vipya|MV Vipya]]
| 145
| Sunk
| 1946
|- style{{=}}"background:#edff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDjibouti.png|23px|link{{=}}Djibouti]]
| [[Wikipedia:Al-Baraqua II|Al-Baraqua II]]
| 116
| Sunk
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#edff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMadagascar.png|23px|link{{=}}Madagascar]]
| Samson
| 111
| Sunk
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#edff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|23px|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kwara boat disaster|Unnamed boat]]
| 106
| Sunk
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#eeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMozambique.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mozambique]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Mozambique boat disaster|Zico]]
| 90
| Sunk
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#eeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Messenia migrant boat disaster|Adrianna]]
| 82+
| Sunk
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#eeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:MS Express Samina|MS Express Samina]]
| 82
| Sunk
| 2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#eeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKiribati.png|23px|link{{=}}Kiribati]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Butiraoi|MV Butiraoi]]
| 81
| Sunk
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|23px|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ogbaru boat disaster|Unnamed boat]]
| 76
| Sunk
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCAR.png|23px|link{{=}}CAR]]
| Unnamed boat
| 50
| Sunk
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Cd.gif|23px|link{{=}}DR Congo]]
| Unnamed boat
| 47
| Sunk
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|23px|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Andrea Doria|SS Andrea Doria MS Stockholm]]
| 46
| Collided Sunk
| 1956
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Derbyshire|MV Derbyshire]]
| 44
| Sunk
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| Heleanna
| 41
| Sunk
| 1971
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Canary Islands migrant boat disaster|Rubber Dinghy]]
| 35-39
| Sunk
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKiribati.png|23px|link{{=}}Kiribati]]
| [[Wikipedia:2009 Kiribati ferry accident|Unnamed catamaran]]
| 33
| Sunk
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|23px|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Costa Concordia|Costa Concordia]]
| [[Cho Seung Hui|32]]
| Scrapped
| 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMHS Britannic|Britannic]]
| 30
| Bombed and sunk
| 1916
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCyprus.png|23px|link{{=}}Cyprus]]
| Royal Pacific
| 30
| Sunk
| 1992
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| Golden Dawn
| 28
| Sunk
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| B/C DISTOS
| 20
| Sunk
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBahamas.png|23px|link{{=}}Bahamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:2022 Bahamas boat capsizing|Unnamed boat]]
| 17
| Sunk
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Norwich City|SS Norwich City]]
| 11
| Ran aground
| 1928
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:City of Poros ship attack|City of Poros]]
| 11
| Attacked, bombed and sunked
| 1988
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Deepwater Horizon]]
| 11
| Exploded and sunk
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|23px|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| Jascon 4
| 11
| Sunk
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| County of Roxburgh
| 10
| Ran aground
| 1906
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Villa de Pitanxo
| 10
| Sunk
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|23px|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| 4 Unnamed Boats
| 10
| Sunk
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|23px|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Unnamed boat Unnamed boat
| 9
| Sunk
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|23px|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Keoyoung Sun|Keoyoung Sun]]
| 8
| Sunk
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCapeVerde.png|23px|link{{=}}Cape Verde]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Cape Verde migrant boat disaster|Unnamed boat]]
| 7
| Sunk
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|23px|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Dali|MV Dali]]
| 6
| Crashed into bridge
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[OceanGate|Titan]]
| 5
| Imploded and sunk
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|23px|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Lake Maggiore boat incident|Gooduria]]
| 4
| Sunk
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:MS Sea Diamond|MS Sea Diamond]]
| 2
| Sunk
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBarbados.png|23px|link{{=}}Barbados]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV True Confidence|MV True Confidence]]
| 2
| Missiled and sunk
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffb400 "
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Kapitan Lobanov
| 1
| Missiled and sunk
| 2024
|}}}
</center>

==Carmageddon==
Sedans, SUVs, trucks, bulldozers, or excavators—you name it, they've tried it. These gearheads have proven themselves worthy behind the wheel on any public track.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! DRIVER
! KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Nice Truck Attack 2016|Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel‎]]
| 86
| 434
| N - Killed by police
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Uyghur Force Five
| 39
| 90+
| Y - 4, N - 1 apprehended
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{==}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:1939 City of San Francisco derailment|Unknown]]
| 24
| 121
| N
| 1939
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Eugen Grigore
| 24
| ~50
| N1
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Manuel da Mota Silveira
| 23
| 40
| N
| 1960
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Li Baoping
| 21
| 29
| N - Executed
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Zhang Baogang
| 20
| 16
| Y
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Li Xianliang
| 17
| 20-30
| N
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Craig Mosionier
| 17
| 8
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Abd al-Hadi Ghanim
| 16
| 27
| N
| 1989
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Jaskirat Singh Sidhu
| 16
| 13
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Barcelona Death Van 2017|Younes Abouyaaqoub]]
| 15
| 131
| N - Killed by police
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yang Zanyun
| 15
| 43
| N - Executed
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Breitscheidplatz|Anis Amri]]
| 12
| 56
| N - Killed by police
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Alek Minassian]]
| 11
| 15
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}} "background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Khalil Abu Olbeh
| 8
| 26
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}} "background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Olga Hepnarova
| 8
| 12
| N - Executed
| 1973
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Sayfullo Saipov]]
| 8
| 11
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| George Alvarez
| 8
| 10
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Priscilla Ford
| 7
| 22
| N - Died on Death Row
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Kato|Tomohiro Katō]]
| 7
| 10
| N - Executed
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| [[Wikipedia:2009 attack on the Dutch Royal Family|Karst Roeland Tates]]
| 7
| 10
| N - Died later in hospital
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Darrell Brooks]]
| 6
| 62
| N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Dimitrious Gargasoulas]]
| 6
| 36
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Wen Qingyun
| 6
| 29
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Bernd Walter
| 6
| 23
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Keisuke Takeuchi
| 6
| 20
| N - Died while awaiting execution
| 1949
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Cui Lidong
| 6
| 8
| N - Killed by police
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Hipólito L. V.
| 6
| 3
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jennifer & Sarah Hart
| 6
| 0
| Y,Y
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Amado ('''{{fandomlink|youtube|Heisenwolf|Heisenwolf}}''') González
| 6
| 0
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre|Khalid Masood]]
| 5
| 49
| N - Killed by police
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Douglas John Edward Crabbe
| 5
| 16
| N
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Stockholm Truck Attack 2017|Rakhmat Akilov]]
| 5
| 15
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Yasuaki Uwabe
| 5
| 10
| N - Executed
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| David Edward Attias
| 52
| [[Epic win|0]]
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe600"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Adacia Chambers
| 4
| 46
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Jens Alexander Rüther
| 4
| 20+
| Y
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPalestine.png|18px|link{{=}}Palestine]]
| Fadi al-Qanbar
| 4
| 17
| N - Killed by police
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Mohammed Faruz Abdallah
| 4
| 11
| N - Executed
| 1970
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Micael
| 4
| 8
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Anonymous
| 4
| 2
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Nathaniel Veltman
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPalestine.png|18px|link{{=}}Palestine]]
| Hussam Taysir Duwait
| 3
| 40
| N - Killed by off-duty soldier
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAustria.gif|23px|link{{=}}Austria]]
| Alen Rizvan Rizvanović
| 3
| 36
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagTaiwan.png|23px|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| Ho Chung-ming
| 3
| 20
| N
| 1964
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Robert Kabolowsky
| 3
| 20
| N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Stephen Michael Ressa
| 3
| 11
| N
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Kirsi Mirjami Huhtilainen
| 3
| 9
| Y
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Michael Avery
| 3
| 8
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Steeve Gagnon
| 3
| 8
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Jose Luis Nieto Avila
| 2
| 22
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Eric Parkdel
| 2
| 16
| N
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[McSkillet|Trevor J. Heitmann]]
| 2
| 8
| Y
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Veeti Erkki Olavi Nikunen
| 2
| 8
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Pierre Ny St-Amand
| 2
| 6
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Steven Allen Abrams
| 2
| 5
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Roger Self
| 2
| 3
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Narcos
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Janek Tammemäki
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Daniel Lee Young
| 1
| 54
| N
| 1984
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lakeisha Holloway
| 1
| 36
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}Jewnited States of Americunts]]
| [[James Alex Fields]]
| 1
| 35
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Elias Antonio
| 1
| 29
| N
| 1953
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ronald Joseph Popadich
| 1
| 26
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Richard Rojas
| 1
| 22
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Bradley Rein
| 1
| 22
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPalestine.png|18px|link{{=}}Palestine]]
| Qassem Mughrabi
| 1
| 19
| N - Killed by off-duty soldier
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Omeed Aziz Popal
| 1
| 18
| N
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Mahmoud & Ahmad Zidat
| 1
| 18
| N
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Adrian Reyes
| 1
| 17
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Abdelkader Gridda
| 1
| 15
| N
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Peter Clarke
| 1
| 14
| N
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff7000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:2022 Berlin car attack|Unknown]]
| 1
| 14
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff7000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| David Patterson
| 1
| 12
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Toshiaki Hikiji
| 1
| 10
| N
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| [[Darren Osborne]]
| 1
| 10
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Sébastien Sarron
| 1
| 9
| N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:July 2023 Tel Aviv attack|Team Hamas]]
| 1
| 9
| N - Killed by motorcyclist
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPalestine.png|18px|link{{=}}Palestine]]
| Muhammed Naif El-Ja'abis
| 1
| 5
| N - Killed by police
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}spain]]
| Anon 26 year old man
| 1
| 5
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ari-Pekka Hyppölä
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
|[[Anonymous]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Yasin Fayes Mohammed Jabr
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}Jewnited States of Americunts]]
| [[Mikese Morse]]
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Terje Vagnild Skaugstad
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Garcia Blom
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Martin Couture-Rouleau
| 1
| 1
| N - Killed by police
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Lars Sonny Russel
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jesse Nieminen
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Daniar Fouad Mohammed
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Rohan Dennis
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Maurice Pahler
| 0
| [[WTF|154]]
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Michał L.
| 0
| 23
| N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Grzegorz Łempicki
| 0
| 20
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Carlos Eduardo Gonzales
| 0
| 15
| N
| 1993
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Raymond Wilson
| 0
| 14
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Anonymous]]
| 0
| 11
| N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ohio State University|Abdul Razak Ali Artan]]
| 0
| 11
| N - Killed by police
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Valentin Marius Parfenie
| 0
| 10
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Andreas N.
| 0
| 10
| N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Mohammed Reza Taheri-aza
| 0
| 9
| N
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Kazuhiro Kusakabe
| 0
| 9
| N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 8
| N
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Isaiah Peoples
| 0
| 8
| N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Weng Sor
| 0
| 8
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Refail A.
| 0
| 7
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Hamou Benlatrèche
| 0
| 6
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Sarmad al-Z.
| 0
| 6
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| McCauley Cox
| 0
| 4
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Salih Khater
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| 0
| 1
| N - Probation charges
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Hamza Velic
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Shawn Nelson
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}Jewnited States of Americunts]]
| [[Killdozer|Marvin Heemeyer]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Hans Arne Nystad
| 0
| 0
| N - Killed by police
| 2022
|}}}

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1. He was released in 2001, and ultimately died in 2009 from the [[Irony|same method that he scored with]]; being hit by a truck.

2. The lone surviving victim had seizures from the damage and died in 2016.
|}
</center>

==[[Civilization|Sid Meier's Civilization]]==
The Supermen of history, the Gods among mortals. These are the spirits of immensely powerful celestial beings who have committed the most egregious atrocities on the planet via their possessed human hosts. Their names shall forever stain the sands of time with blood.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! KILLS
! TIMESPAN
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|25px|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Adolf Hitler]]
| ~34 Million1
| 12 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Joseph Stalin]]
| ~20 Million
| 25 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Mao Zedong]]
| ~40 Million
| 31 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]
| Leopold II of Belgium
| ~10 Million4
| 44 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Hideki Tojo
| ~6 Million
| 3 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Napoleon
| ~5 Million
| 12 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Cb.gif|link{{=}}Cambodia]]
| [[Pol Pot]]
| ~3 Million
| 4 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#c7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMadagascar.png|link{{=}}Madagascar]]
| Ranavalona I
| ~2.5 Million
| 13 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Tr.gif|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Enver Pasha
| ~1.6 Million
| 5 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:NKorea Flag.jpg|link{{=}}North Korea|22px]]
| [[Kim Il-sung]]
| >1 Million
| 45 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Ng.gif|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| Yakubu Gowon
| >1 Million
| 9 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| Ho Chi Minh
| ~900,000
| 24 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Rw.gif.png|Rwanda]]
| Jean Kambanda
| ~900,000
| -1 Year
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Rw.gif.png|Rwanda]]
| Théoneste Bagosora
| ~741,620
| [[GOTTA GO FAST|100 Days]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[File:et.gif|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| Mengistu Haile Mariam
| ~700,000
| 14 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Iq.gif|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| [[Saddam Hussein]]
| ~700,000
| 24 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Abraham Lincoln]]
| ~620,000
| 4 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[The Donald|Donald Trump]]
| >571,000
| 4 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|22px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Milton Obote
| ~547,723
| 10 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Sukarno
| >500,000
| 22 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Vladimir Lenin]]
| >500,000
| 7 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Yahya Khan
| >500,000
| 2 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:Syria-Flag-icon.png|link{{=}}Syria]]
| Bashar al-Assad
| >500,000
| 2,5 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Benito Mussolini
| 344,238
| 24 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]
| Jean-Baptiste Bagaza
| ~300,000
| 11 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Harry S. Truman
| ~250,0003
| 8 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Francisco Franco
| ~227,300
| 39 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|22px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Idi Amin
| ~223,607
| 8 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]
| Michael Micombero
| ~173,205
| 10 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSaudiArabia.png|23px|link{{=}}Saudi Arabia]]
| Salman
| 139,821
| 9 Years5
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Ivan the Terrible
| 124,900
| 51 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|23px|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Nicolae Ceaşescu
| 118,730
| 44 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Vladimir Putin]]
| ~100,000
| 16 Years5
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| Ali Khamenei
| 65,132
| 29 Years5
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEquatorialGuinea.png|link{{=}}Equatorial Guinea]]
| Francisco Macías Nguema
| ~63,246
| 11 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Bolesław Bierut
| ~50,000
| 11 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBangladesh.png|link{{=}}Bangladesh]]
| Sheikh Hasina
| 45.000
| 14 Years5
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCuba.png|23px|link{{=}}Cuba]]
| Fidel Castro
| 30,000
| 32 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSIslands.png|23px|link{{=}}Solomon Islands]]
| Harold Keke
| 30,000
| 4 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAlbania.png|link{{=}}Albania]]
| Enver Hoxha
| ~25.000
| 44 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| James Madison
| ~23,000
| 2 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
|| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Radovan Karadžić
| ~[[Remove Kebab|20,000]]1
| 3 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagVenezuela.png|23px|link{{=}}Venezuela]]
| Nicolas Maduro5
| >18,000
| 5 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Tomás de Torquemada
| ~15,787
| 18 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Xi Jinping5
| 15,673
| 12 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Benjamin Netanyahu5
| >10,000
| 16 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Grégoire Kayibanda
| ~10,000
| 11 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomanEmpire.png|link{{=}}Roman Empire]]
| Tiberus
| 9,500
| 23 years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomanEmpire.png|link{{=}}Roman Empire]]
| Caligula
| 9,000
| 4 years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDominican.png|link{{=}}Dominican_Republic]]
| [[Dominican Republic|Rafael Trujillo]]
| ~[[Hæti|5,000]]1
| [[GOTTA GO FAST|5 Days]]!
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCuba.png|23px|link{{=}}Cuba]]
| Fulgencio Batista
| 4,472
| 7 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:cl.gif|link{{=}}Chile]]
| [[Augusto Pinochet]]
| ~4,0002
| 17 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Naftali Bennett
| >100
| 1 Year
|}}}

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| width=50% style="text-align:left" |
1. [[Holocaust denial|Disputed]]. Der Fuhrer's inclusion in this list does not imply that [[Dub_the_Dew|he did anything wrong]].

2. Plus 38,254 tortured people in prison[[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Citing sources|''citation needed'']]]

3. Not including untold numbers of Japanese citizens and American Servicemen stationed in Hiroshima and Nagasaki who died years later from cancer. Number is an estimate of those who were instantly killed or died within days of Nuclear Attack. '''{{wikilink|Rettig_Report|}}''' '''{{wikilink|Valech_Report|}}''' [http://necrometrics.com/tyrants.htm Source]

4. Disputed. Unconfirmed source. This number seems to make up 150% of Congo's then population.

5. Ongoing
|}

</center>

== [[Riots|RIOT: Civil Unrest]] ==
For those who go beyond simple protesting and escalate into full-on chimpouts.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! RIOT
! KILLS
! YEARS ACTIVE
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:Partition of India|Indian Partition]]
| 1,000,000
| 1947
|- style{{=}}"background:#33ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:French Revolution|French Revolution]]
| 870,000
| 1789 – 1799
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag of Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| [[Wikipedia:La Violencia|La Violencia]]
| 200,000
| 1948-1960
|- style{{=}}"background:#55ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTibet.png|link{{=}}Tibet]]
| [[Wikipedia:1959 Tibetan uprising|Tibetan Uprising]]
| 86,000
| 1959
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Jeju uprising|Jeju Uprising]]
| 60,000
| 1948-1949
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagElSalvador.png|link{{=}}El Salvador]]
| [[Wikipedia:La Matanza|El Salvadoran Peasant Uprising]]
| 30,000
| 1932
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomanEmpire.png|link{{=}}Roman Empire]]
| [[wikipedia:Nika riots|Nika riots]]
| 30,000
| 532 CE
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTaiwan.png|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| [[Wikipedia:February 28 incident|228 Massacre]]
| 28,000
| 1947
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| [[Wikipedia:Apartheid|Apartheid]]
| 21,000
| 1948-1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:Semaine sanglante|Bloody Week]]
| 20,000
| 1871
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| [[Wikipedia:1907 Romanian peasants' revolt|Romanian Peasants' Revolt]]
| 11,000
| 1907
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:March 1st Movement|March 1st Movement]]
| 7,500
| 1919
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMyanmar.png|link{{=}}Myanmar]]
| [[Wikipedia:8888 Uprising|8888 Uprising]]
| 3,000
| 1988
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:NKorea Flag.jpg|23px|link{{=}}North Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Onsong concentration camp|Onsong concentration camp]]
| 1,666
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|link{{=}}Kyrgyzstan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Batken conflict|Batken conflict]]
| 1183
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#f4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|link{{=}}Kyrgyzstan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2010 South Kyrgyzstan ethnic clashes|South Kyrgyzstan]]
| 893
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#f4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagMorocco.png|23px|link{{=}}Morocco]]
| [[Wikipedia:1912 Fez riots|Fez]]
| 708
| 1912
|- style{{=}}"background:#f4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|23px|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Axum Massacre|Axum]]
| 400
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#f4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| [[Wikipedia:Santa María School massacre|Santa María School]]
| 300
| 1907
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKazakhstan.png|23px|link{{=}}Kazakhstan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2022 Kazakh unrest|Kazakh unrest]]
| 238
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#f4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSudan.png|23px|link{{=}}Sudan]]
| Ethnic clashes
| 220
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#f4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:July 2009 Ürümqi riots|Ürümqi]]
| 197
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#f4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuinea.png|link{{=}}Guinea]]
| [[Wikipedia:2009 Guinean protests|Conakry]]
| 174
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#f4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tragic Week (Spain)|Tragic Week]]
| 158
| 1909
|- style{{=}}"background:#f4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurkina_Faso.png|link{{=}}Burkina Faso]]
| [[Wikipedia:Solhan and Tadaryat massacres|Solhan and Tadaryat ]]
| 157
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUkraine.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| [[Riots#Ukrainian_Chimpout|Euromaidan]]
| 106
| 2013-2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Democracy party
| 80
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:PapuaNewGuinea.png|23px|link{{=}}Papua New Guinea]]
| Tribes
| 64
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagVenezuela.png|23px|link{{=}}Venezuela]]
| [[Wikipedia:2014 Venezuelan protests|Popular Will]]
| 43
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Bobi Wine
| 40
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:December 2001 riots in Argentina|Buenos Aires]]
| 39
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:PapuaNewGuinea.png|23px|link{{=}}Papua New Guinea]]
| Tribes
| 30
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| [[Wikipedia:2021–2023 Eswatini protests|Eswatini protests]]
| 27
| 2021-2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagColombia.png|25px|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| La Modelo prison Riots
| 23
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Yeste massacre
| 19
| 1936
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIvory_Coast.png|link{{=}}Ivory coast]]
| 2010 FIFA World Cup qualification
| 19
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| Anti-Democratic Progressive Party
| 19
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[George Floyd]]
| 19
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLesotho.png|link{{=}}Lesotho]]
| Rock concert by Steven Kekane
| 17
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGambia.png|link{{=}}Gambia]]
| [[Wikipedia:April 2000 Gambian student massacre|Banjul school]]
| 15
| 2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:PapuaNewGuinea.png|23px|link{{=}}Papua New Guinea]]
| James Marape's tax deduction
| 15
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Night of San Daniel|Central University of Madrid]]
| 14
| 1865
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|23px|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chinese middle school student riots|Chinese middle school]]
| 13
| 1956
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|23px|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| [[Wikipedia:Zimbabwe fuel protests|Zimbabwe fuel]]
| 12
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Wamena riot|Wamena]]
| 12
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKazakhstan.png|23px|link{{=}}Kazakhstan]]
| Oil town clashes
| 11
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|23px|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| Nyasa Big Bullets VS Silver Strikers
| 8
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMauritius.png|23px|link{{=}}Mauritius]]
| [[Wikipedia:1999 L'Amicale riots|L'Amicale]]
| 7
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBolivia.png|23px|link{{=}}Bolivia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Public University of El Alto#Railing accident of 2021|University El Alto railing]]
| 7 {{youtube|aZsx4irLFNw&rco|[[Epic Fail]]}}
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTonga.png|23px|link{{=}}Tonga]]
| [[Wikipedia:2006 Nukuʻalofa riots|Nukuʻalofa]]
| 6
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Vitoria massacre|Vitoria massacre]]
| 5
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMauritius.png|23px|link{{=}}Mauritius]]
| [[Wikipedia:1999 Mauritian riots|Mauritian riots]]
| 5
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:January 6 United States Capitol attack|US Capitol]]
| 51
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMauritius.png|23px|link{{=}}Mauritius]]
| [[Wikipedia:1943 Belle Vue Harel Massacre|Belle Vue Harel]]
| 4
| 1943
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMauritius.png|23px|link{{=}}Mauritius]]
| [[Wikipedia:1937 Uba riots at Union Flacq|Union Flacq]]
| 3
| 1937
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSIslands.png|23px|link{{=}}Solomon Islands]]
| [[Wikipedia:2021 Solomon Islands unrest|Solomon Islands]]
| 3
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMauritius.png|23px|link{{=}}Mauritius]]
| [[Wikipedia:1911 Curepipe riots|Curepipe]]
| 2
| 1911
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Complutense University of Madrid
| 2
| 1930
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:List of 2018 FIFA World Cup controversies#Riots in France|2018 FIFA World Cup]]
| 2
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#f7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Cullera events|Cullera events]]
| 1
| 1911
|- style{{=}}"background:#f7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|23px|link{{=}}Kyrgyzstan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2013 Kyrgyz protests|Kyrgyz protests]]
| 1
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#f7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|23px|link{{=}}Kyrgyzstan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2020 Kyrgyz Revolution|Kyrgyz Revolution]]
| 1
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#f7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Killing of Samuel Luiz|Killing of Samuel Luiz]]
| 1
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#f7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:2022 FIFA World Cup|2022 FIFA World Cup]]
| 1
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#f7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Bashkortostan protests|Bashkortostan]]
| 1
| 2024
|}}}

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| width=50% style="text-align:left" |
1. Plus 4 cops who an heroed afterwards.
|}
</center>

==[[Slave Tetris|Playing History 2 - Slave Trade]]==
When you're totally lazy and don't want to do it alone, just follow these magnificent examples! OFC, a little money in your wallet is necessary.
The list includes: Concentration camp killings, slavery trade, laboral abuse...


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLACE
! KILLS
! TIMESPAN
! TYPE1
|- style{{=}}"background:#15FA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| Laogais
| 6,363,961
| 31 years
| Punish
|- style{{=}}"background:#15FA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Cd.gif|23px|link{{=}}DR Congo]]
| Congo Free State Slavery
| 6,244,998
| 23 years
| Everything
|- style{{=}}"background:#15FA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| Gulags
| 2,514,552
| 20 years
| Punish
|- style{{=}}"background:#15FA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Hitler]]
| Auschwitz
| 1,284,523
| 5 years
| Punish
|- style{{=}}"background:#28FA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:NKorea_Flag.jpg|23px|link{{=}}North Korea]]
| Forced Labor camp
| 774,597
| 49 years2
| Punish
|- style{{=}}"background:#33FA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Hacienda peonage and chattel slavery
| 590,419
| 20 years
| Laboral abuse Fields
|- style{{=}}"background:#38FA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|23px|link{{=}}Korea]] [[Image:NKorea_Flag.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Korea]]
| Korea-Manchuria Slavery
| 467,654
| 6 years
| Punish
|- style{{=}}"background:#45FA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|23px|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| Portuguese Empire Slavery
| 325,000
| 25 years
| Fields
|- style{{=}}"background:#45FA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]] [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|23px|link{{=}}Italy]] [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|23px|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| Barbary trade
| 305,123
| 100 years
| Everything
|- style{{=}}"background:#96EA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|23px|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Amazon rubber boom
| 250.000
| 12 years
| Fields
|- style{{=}}"background:#96EA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|23px|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Deir ez-Zor
| 150,000
|3 years
| Punish
|- style{{=}}"background:#96EA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMyanmar.png|23px|link{{=}}Myanmar]]
| Burma Railway building
| 102.621
| 4 years
| Construction abuse
|- style{{=}}"background:#A5EA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagYugoslavia.png|23px|link{{=}}Yugoslavia]]
| Jasenovac
| 87,750
| 4 years
| Punish
|- style{{=}}"background:#A7EA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPeru.png|23px|link{{=}}Peru]]
| Peru-China slavery
| 44,746
| 26 years
| Fields
|- style{{=}}"background:#B9FE00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Cb.gif|link{{=}}Cambodia]]
| Tuol Sleng
| 17,000
| 4 years
| Punish
|- style{{=}}"background:#B9FE00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Danube-Black Sea Channel building
| 11,454
| 5 years
| Construction abuse
|- style{{=}}"background:#C6FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Suez Channel building
| 10,609
| 10 years
| Construction abuse
|- style{{=}}"background:#D8FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHaiti.png|23px|link{{=}}Haiti]]
| Fort Dimanche
| 3,000
| 30 years
| Punish
|- style{{=}}"background:#DFFF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|23px|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Tammisaari
| 2,963
| 4 months
| Punish
|- style{{=}}"background:#E4FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagQatar.png|link{{=}}Qatar]]
| FIFA World Cup 2022
| 1,470
| 8 years
| Construction abuse
|- style{{=}}"background:#E4FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBangladesh.png|link{{=}}Bangladesh]]
| [[Wikipedia:Rana Plaza factory collapse|Rana Plaza factory]]
| 1,134
| [[Speedrun|1 day]]
| Laboral abuse
|- style{{=}}"background:#E4FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png|link{{=}}Bosnia and Herzegovina]]
| Omarska
| 700
| 2 months
| Punish
|- style{{=}}"background:#E4FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png|link{{=}}Bosnia and Herzegovina]]
| Trnopolje
| 90
| 7 months
| Punish
|}}}

{| width=46% cellpadding=15 cellspacing=0
| width=50% style="text-align:left" |
1. Type of slavery method

2. Ongoing
|}
</center>

==[[Fallout]]==
Here are the most epic nuclear and atomic accidents and bombings of the [[History|Lulzistory]]. Those who did this deserve the [[Golden ipod|Retard Of The Year Medal]] (ROTYM).


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! LOCATION
! KILLS
! TIMESPAN1
! LEVEL
|- style{{=}}"background:#05ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Hiroshima]]
| ~146,000
| 1945
| N2
|- style{{=}}"background:#11ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Chernobyl]]
| ~90,000
| 1986-
| 7
|- style{{=}}"background:#13ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Hiroshima|Nagasaki]]
| ~80,150
| 1945
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#38ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Nevada Test Site|Nevada Test Site]]
| ~49,000
| 1951-
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#45ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Fukushima]]
| 19,729
| 2011
| 7
|- style{{=}}"background:#a1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kyshtym_disaster|Kyshtym]]
| ~6,000
| 1957-
| 6
|- style{{=}}"background:#d4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:Windscale|Windscale]]
| ~240
| 1967-2007
| 5
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:1950 Fairfield-Suisun Boeing B-29 crash|Fairfield-Suisun]]
| 19
| 1950
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPanama.png|23px|link{{=}}Panama]]
| [[Wikipedia:Instituto Oncológico Nacional|San Juan de Dios]]
| 17
| 2000-2001
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sandia Base|Manzano Base]]
| 13
| 1950
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCostaRica.png|23px|link{{=}}Costa Rica]]
| [[Wikipedia:1996 San Juan de Dios radiotherapy accident|San Juan de Dios]]
| 13
| 1996
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Clinic of Zaragoza radiotherapy accident|Clinic of Zaragoza]]
| 11
| 1990
| ~4
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| Chazhma Bay
| 10
| 1985
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagMorocco.png|23px|link{{=}}Morocco]]
| [[Wikipedia:1984 Moroccan radiation accident|Mohammedia]]
| 8
| 1984
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:1966 Palomares B-52 crash|Palomares]]
| 7
| 1966
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Operation Plumbbob|Operation Plumbbob]]
| 6
| 1957
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}8SA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Demon Core|Los Alamos National Laboratory]]
| 5
| 1945-1946
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Mihama
| 5
| 2004
| 1
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Nyonoksa radiation accident|Nyonoksa]]
| 5
| 2019
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:RAF Lakenheath nuclear weapons accidents|RAF Lakenheath]]
| 4
| 1956
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Wikipedia:1962 Mexico City radiation accident|Cobalto-60]]
| 4
| 1962
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kramatorsk radiological accident|Kramatorsk]]
| 4
| 1980-1989
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Surry Nuclear Power Plant|Surry]]
| 4
| 1986
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|23px|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:Goiânia accident|Goiânia]]
| 4
| 1987
| 5
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:SL-1|SL-1]]
| 3
| 1961
| 4
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:1961 Goldsboro B-52 crash|Goldsboro B-52]]
| 3
| 1961
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Wikipedia:Leningrad_Nuclear_Power_Plant#Incidents_and_accidents|Leningrad Nuclear Power Plant]]
| 3
| 1975-2018
| ~4
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pelindaba#Incidents|Pelindaba]]
| 3+
| 1986-2009
| 4
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| [[Wikipedia:Samut Prakan radiation accident|Samut Prakan]]
| 3
| 2000
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:RAF Greenham Common|RAF Greenham Common]]
| 2
| 1958
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Operation Emery|Baneberry]]
| 2
| 1970-1971
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| [[Wikipedia:KS 150|Bohunice]]
| 2
| 1976
| 4
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tokaimura nuclear accidents#1999 accident|Tokaimura]]
| 2
| 1999
| 4
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Daigo Fukuryū Maru|Daigo Fukuryū Maru]]
| 1
| 1954
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Vinca
| 1
| 1958
| 3
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Wood River Junction, Rhode Island|Wood River Junction]]
| 1
| 1964
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:1965 Philippine Sea A-4 incident|Philippine Sea A-4]]
| 1
| 1965
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mayak|Mayak]]
| 1
| 1968
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreenland.png|23px|link{{=}}Greenland]]
| [[Wikipedia:1968 Thule Air Base B-52 crash|Thule]]
| 1
| 1968
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Atucha
| 1
| 1983
| 4
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Fukushima]]
| 1
| 1993
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEstonia.png|23px|link{{=}}Estonia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Theft of radioactive material in Tammiku|Tammiku]]
| 1
| 1994
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|23px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mayapuri#2010_Mayapuri_radiological_accident|Mayapuri]]
| 1
| 2010
| 4
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:Marcoule Nuclear Site|Marcoule]]
| 1
| 2011
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| Russellville
| 1
| 2013
| N
|}}}

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| width=50% style="text-align:left" |
1. Means the years of radiation pollution.

2. No level has been guaranteed.
|}
</center>

==Teardown==
When something goes wrong and ends up exploding, that means that you have entered this incredible section of the [[Over 9000|9000]] that are here.
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! LOCATION
! KILLS
! YEAR
! TONS
|- style{{=}}"background:#00ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Wanggongchang Explosion|Wanggongchang]]
| 20,000
| 1626
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#a9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|23px|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Halifax Explosion|Halifax]]
| 1,782
| 1917
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#a9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTaiwan.png|23px|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Benxihu Colliery|Benxihu Colliery]]
| 1,549
| 1942
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#b8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|23px|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| [[Wikipedia:1998 Jesse pipeline explosion|Jesse pipeline]]
| 1,082
| 1998
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#b9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Texas City disaster|Texas City]]
| 581
| 1947
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#b9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ufa train disaster|Ufa]]
| 575
| 1989
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#b9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Oppau explosion|Oppau]]
| 500-600
| 1921
| 4.500
|- style{{=}}"background:#b9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Wikipedia:San Juanico disaster|San Juanico]]
| 500-600
| 1984
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#c0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Port Chicago disaster|Port Chicago]]
| 320
| 1944
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#c0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|23px|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Wikipedia:Soma mine disaster|Soma]]
| 301
| 2014
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#c4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArmenia.png|23px|link{{=}}Armenia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Berkadzor fuel depot explosion|Berkadzor]]
| 218
| 2023
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#c4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|23px|link{{=}}Lebanon]]
| [[Wikipedia:2020 Beirut explosion|Beirut]]
| 218
| 2020
| 1100
|- style{{=}}"background:#c4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Los Alfaques disaster|Los Alfaques]]
| 215
| 1978
| 23
|- style{{=}}"background:#c4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthSudan.png|23px|link{{=}}South Sudan]]
| Juba
| 206
| 2015
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#d4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:2015 Tianjin explosions|Tianjin]]
| 173
| 2015
| 256
|- style{{=}}"background:#e5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEquatorialGuinea.png|23px|link{{=}}Equatorial Guinea]]
| [[Wikipedia:2021 Bata explosions|Bata]]
| 108
| 2021
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#e6ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMozambique.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mozambique]]
| [[Wikipedia:2007 Maputo arms depot explosion|Maputo arms depot]]
| 93
| 2007
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#e7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:RAF Fauld explosion|RAF Fauld]]
| 70
| 1944
| 3.500 - 4.000
|- style{{=}}"background:#e8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Marcelino Ugalde School
| 67
| 1980
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#e8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurkina_Faso.png|23px|link{{=}}Burkina Faso]]
| [[Wikipedia:Gbomblora explosion|Gbomblora]]
| 60
| 2022
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|23px|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Lac-Mégantic rail disaster|Lac-Mégantic]]
| 47
| 2013
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Wikipedia:2016 San Pablito Market fireworks explosion|San Pablito Market]]
| 42
| 2016
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLiberia.png|23px|link{{=}}Liberia]]
| Totota
| 40
| 2023
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBenin.png|23px|link{{=}}Benin]]
| Sèmè-Kpodji
| 35
| 2023
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuinea.png|23px|link{{=}}Guinea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Conakry oil depot explosion|Conakry oil depot]]
| 24
| 2023
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|23px|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| [[Wikipedia:Enschede fireworks disaster|Enschede]]
| 23
| 2000
| 0.8
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Cb.gif|23px|link{{=}}Cambodia]]
| Kampong Speu
| 20
| 2024
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Texas City refinery explosion|Texas City]]
| 15
| 2005
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:NKorea_Flag.jpg|23px|link{{=}}North Korea]]
| Hyesan
| 15
| 2020
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:2008 Georgia Imperial Sugar refinery explosion|Imperial Sugar refinery]]
| 14
| 2008
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCyprus.png|23px|link{{=}}Cyprus]]
| [[Wikipedia:Evangelos Florakis Naval Base explosion|Evangelos Florakis Naval Base]]
| 13
| 2011
| 480
|- style{{=}}"background:#f9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|23px|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Nairobi
| 6
| 2024
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Black Tom explosion|Black Tom]]
| 4-7
| 1916
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:2021 Madrid explosion|Madrid]]
| 4
| 2021
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chemical Industries of Ethylene Oxide explosion|Chemical Industries of Ethylene Oxide]]
| 3
| 2020
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:PEPCON disaster|PEPCON]]
| 2
| 1988
| 4500
|}}}
</center>

== [[Cults|Great Prophet(s)]] ==
Here be the Enlightened Ones, they who sought the Truth and shared it with their brothers and sisters.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PROPHET(S)
! ORDER
! CHOSEN
! BLESSED
! METHOD OF SACRIFICE
! MARTYR
! YEAR
! LORE
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Kool-Aid|Jim Jones]]
| The Peoples Temple of the Disciples of [[Marx|Christ]]
| 918
| 35
| Mass Self-Sacrifice
| Y
| 1978
| Self-proclaimed socialist-God [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|commanded that his followers drink cyanide-flavored Kool-Aid]] after realizing that pwning a congressman on a friendly visit to his humble town was bad PR.
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Joseph Kibweteere, Credonia Mwerinde
| [[tl;dr|Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God]]
| 778
| 0
| Mass Sacrifice
| Unknown, Unknown
| 2000
| Promised the apocalypse at the turn of the millennium; locked their followers in a church during service and then blew it up after being exposed. ''Directed by [[Michael Bay]]''.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Paul Nthenge Mackenzie
| Good News International Ministries
| 429-1042
| 72
| Mass Starvation
| N
| 2003–23
| Told [[idiots|followers]] to starve themselves to death to meet Jesus.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag_Greece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| Mariam Soulakiotis
| The Old Calendarist Pefkovounogiatrissas Monastery
| 177+
| 0
| Conquest
| N
| 1939-50
| Upset over changes being made to the calendar, a bunch of naughty nuns went and started their own renegade convent, where their nubile young novices were kept in chains when not being beat, whipped, and flogged. Like all greasy Greeks, they also insisted that everyone hand their monies over to them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}The Aztecs]]
| Motecuhzoma Xocoyotzin
| People of Aztlan
| 100+
| 1
| Conquest
| Y
| 1502-20
| In fear of the world ending in 2012 and the calamity caused by Spanish Jews trying to find El Dorado, he did what is nowadays often referred to as the first Holocaust ever by no one, only to get stoned by his own people and becoming an hero by refusing to eat or have his wounds dressed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[David Koresh]]
| Branch Davidians
| 86
| 50
| Disputed
| Y
| 1993
| After stockpiling weapons for the upcoming apocalypse, the ATF showed up to raid them. This lasted 51 days before their entire compound was burned down.
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]][[File:Miniflag Belgium.png|18px|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Joseph Di Mambro, Luc Jouret
| Order of the Solar Temple
| 75
| 3
| Mass Self-Sacrifice/Conquest
| Y,Y
| 1994-97
| Prophetically deemed a newborn the [[Antichrist]] and commanded for it to be stabbed. Subsequently a mass suicide was ordered by the prophet and his followers, [[wtf|dressed in ceremonial robes with plastic bags on their heads.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Marshall Applewhite
| [[Heaven's Gate]]
| 39
| 1
| Mass Self-Sacrifice
| Y
| 1997
| Castrated self to prevent earthly desires. Had his followers dress aesthetically and wrap plastic bags on their heads when Comet Hale-Bopp came near Earth so that the [[UFO|alien]] spaceship hiding behind it would [[Star Trek|beam them up]] to their salvation.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Clementine Barnabet
| The Church of Sacrifice
| 35+
| 0
| Conquest
| N
| 1909-11
| 'Murrica's first Negress serial killer and the mammy of a coon quintet that hacked up other jiggaboos for bad juju rituals that would make them immortal and invisible to the poh-leece. Lawdy.
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Ervil LeBaron
| [[Mormon|Church of the First Born of the Lamb of God]]
| 35+
| 0
| Conquest
| N
| 1972-81
| Instructed the rightful killings of many false prophets and pharisees, including his heretic of a brother and [[Homeopathy|Rulon Allred]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| Park Soon-ja
| Odaeyang Trading Co.
| 33
| 0
| Mass Self-Sacrifice
| Y
| 1987
| Trading company that acted as a religious sect. The leader committed mass suicide with others members because of doomsday shit, also the leader has being investigated for fraud, so convienent that that doomsday was approaching, right?
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]][[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Adolfo de Jesús Constanzo, Sara Aldrete
| Los Narco-satanicos
| 25+
| 1
| Conquest
| Y,N
| 1986-89
| Found favor with the dark [[Voodoo]] gods and ensured a bountiful drug trade by sacrificing [[Spic]] street trash, but then went and fucked it all up and drew attention to themselves by offing a Gringo.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Yahweh ben Yahweh
| Nation of Yahweh
| 23
| 2
| Conquest
| N
| 1979-90
| [[WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT|Black Hebrew Israelite]] whom had his disciples deliver holy judgment to defectors, [[White devils|Edomites]], and so-called Jews. DAS RITE!!!!
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Shoko Asahara
| [[Aum Shinrikyo]]
| 20
| 5200+
| Conquest
| N
| 1994-95
| The second coming of [[Jesus|Christ]] unleashing his wrath on this sinful world via [[Zyklon B|gassing]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Robin Gecht
| The Ripper Crew
| 18+
| 4
| Conquest
| N
| 1981-82
| A breast-fetishizing Satanist had his flock help him rape whores, who were then given mastectomies so that their precious mammaries could be stored for later use as snacks and sex toys.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| J.C.X. Simon
| Death Angels
| 15-270
| 10
| Conquest
| Y
| 1973-74
| Nigger Mudslimes (is there a worse combination?) popped caps in honky asses, and occasionally honored their dual heritages by groping and/or cutting the heads off of cracker women.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Soviet Canuckistan]]
| Charlie Ouyerack, Peter Sala
| The Belcher Islands Cult
| 9
| 0
| Conquest
| N, N
| 1941
| A pair of ice niggers, presumably out of it on fire water, decided to become the Eskimo Jesus and God, and clubbed anyone who objected like baby seals when not locking them outside naked in the snow to be the [[Injuns|Injun]]-cicle welcome wagon for OG white Jesus.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Charles Manson]]
| The Manson Family
| 9
| 2
| Conquest
| N
| 1969
| Convinced people to murder strangers to start a race war prophesied by The Beatles.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Magdalena Solís
| [[VampireFreaks|The High Priests of Blood]]
| 8+
| 0
| Sacrifice/Conquest
| N
| 1962-63
| Brought the Incan ways back in style with sex, drugs, and good old-fashioned Blood for the Blood Gods.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Immanuel David (formely known as Charles Bruce Longo)
| Family of David
| 8
| 1
| Mass sacrifice
| Y
| 1978
| Guy who believed that he was Jesus and whatnot, that thought he could destroy the world, if he concentrate hard enough, saying that the star of David didn't belong to the dirty Jews and actually belong to him. Two days after killing himself, her wife become a hero by throwing herself off a window, along her seven children, one of the children survived.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| Woo Jong-min
| Youngsang Church
| 7+
| 0
| Conquest (before his leadership, during his leadership it is unknown)/Mass self-sacrifice
| Y
| 1998
| Standard suicide Korean cult that 7 members committed suicide in 1998 for doomsday, also the cult killed a person in 1984, if don't more.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Miyamoto Shinji
| The Church of the Friends of the Truth
| 7
| 0
| Mass sacrifice
| N
| 1989
| After his death, his wife, daughter and five unmarried woman or the “Bride’s of God”, killed themselves to join him, and possibly have sex with him in the afterlife
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|24px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Mancoba brothers
| Seven Angels Ministry
| 6
| 0
| Conquest
| N (3 were killed by police)
| 2018
| Sex cult run by seven brothers, being all the women there giving sex to them to satisfy God, and their mother. Due to problems, killed five cops and one off-duty officer. After that, police pwned seven people, three were the Mancoba brothers, and the rest was arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Québec|Roch Thériault]]
| The Ant Hill Kids
| 5
| 0
| [[Torture|Penitence]]/[[Alternative Medicine|Prayer]]
| N
| 1977-89
| [[Moses]] risen to spread [[Rape|free]] [[Incest|love]] to all of God's children, when not beating the sin out of them, or attempting to cure their afflictions through a combination of faith and games of [[Guro|Operation]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Glen Taylor Helzer
| The Children of Thunder
| 5
| 0
| Conquest
| N
| 2000
| Extorted and murdered their brokerage firm clients as the first step in their plan to train Brazilian orphans to assassinate the heads of the Mormon Church, allowing them to take it over and use it to hasten the Second Coming of Jesus.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Valentina de Andrade
| Superior Universal Alignment
| 3-19+
| 5
| Conquest
| N
| 1989-93
| Convinced that boys born after 1981 were corrupted by evil, they hacked the cocks off of random shota in the hope that it would appease their alien overlords, who would then save them from an upcoming Judgment Day.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Carl H. Drew, Robin Murphy
| The Fall River Cult
| 3
| 0
| Conquest
| N,N
| 1979-80
| Pimps and hoes doin' the usual Satanism thang, and butchering anyone who got sick of all of the schlock horror flick-inspired animal mutilation and ominous latin chanting.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Nicola Sapone
| Beasts of Satan
| 3
| 0
| Conquest
| N
| 1998-2004
| A gang of dumbass teenage metalheads, still thinking that it was the 1980s, went out and slaughtered three of their friends for the Prince of the Darkness.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Silvia Meraz
| The Human Sacrifices Sect of Nacozari
| 3
| 0
| Conquest
| N
| 2009-12
| Encouraged family fun in the form of axings committed in the name of Santa Muerte.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Helge Fossmo
| Word of Faith
| 2
| 1
| Conquest
| N
| 1999-2004
| Pentacostal priest who [[Lies|could speak with God]] and lived with his followers in a small, secluded village. Shot his first wife while she took a bath and convinced the family nanny to murder his second wife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Rod Ferrell
| Vampire Clan
| 2
| 0
| Conquest
| N
| 1996
| Edgy teen that thought of himself as a vampire named Vesago. Decided to kill the parents of the girl she liked, because she described being miserable in her house, so he killed them for the girl he loved. Then they escaped and travelled to other states, before running out of money and then thinking that it was a good idea to ask for money from the grandma of one of the members, it wasn't, and they were arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Arnaud Mussy
| Néo-Phare
| 1
| 2
| Sacrifice
| N
| 2001
| Saying that he was [[Jesus]] and that the world would end and that flying saucers would lead them to Venus. This lead to one being a [[hero]] and two tried to but failed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Koji Takahashi
| Life Space Movement
| 1
| 0
| [[Alternative Medicine|Prayer]]
| N
| 1999
| A healer that tried helping one of his followers after he hit his head and got it fucked. The follower left the hospital trusting him. Sadly for him, he would get more fucked, dying shortly after and his body being treated like it was alive. The healer made excuses that he was still alive, like how actually blood isn't what keep people alive but, it was the air circulating in the body (of course that was the truth). The body would stay there for four months before being later found and the healer being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Indiaminiflag.gif|23px|link{{=}}India]]
| Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
| Rajneeshee Movement
| 0
| 751
| [[Pandemic|Conquest]]
| N
| 1984
| Contaminated salad bars in the hope that the disease would cause low voter turnout in an upcoming local election and in turn help their shills win the oh-so honorable prestige of county council.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Anne Hamilton-Byrne
| Santiniketan Park Association
| 0
| 14
| Conquest
| N
| 1968-75
| Would take care of 14 children of adult cult members, telling that she was their mother, giving them drugs, beatings and making them wearing matching clothes and having the hair blonde.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| "Jen", "Renee"
| [http://www.demon-sushi.com/warning/index2.html Final Fantasy House]
| 0
| 5
| Conquest
| Unknown, Unknown
| 2002
| Lesbian lovers who believed they were characters from Final Fantasy 7 reincarnated on Earth. Convinced a couple of retards to live with them and were told they were also reincarnated, or "soulbonded" as characters from the game. They would be emotionally, physically, and sexually abused.
|}}}
</center>

== [[Fire|Fire Emblem]] ==
The dudes who never outgrew their twisted childhood obsession with fire, because lighting up bushes just wouldn't cut it anymore.


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{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER(S)
! KILLED
! INJURED
! YEAR
! STATUS
! PLAYING STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}Good Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Daegu subway fire|Kim Dae-han]]
| 192
| 151
| 2003
| Dead
| Set fire to a stopped subway train, which then spread to another nearby train. Police couldn't find him for [[at least 100|10]] [[fail|hours]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Happy Land fire|Julio González]]
| 87
| 6
| 1990
| Dead
| Got so mad at his girlfriend that he burnt down the club she worked at. The [[nope|peaceful]] [[Rapefugee|refugee]] didn't even manage to kill her, but he at least removed almost 90 spics from the gene pool.
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Johannesburg building fire|29-year-old man]]
| 77
| 88
| 2023
| V&
| Beat and burned a guy to death in an apartment at the order of his drug dealer. Instead, the whole building burned down.
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kyanguli Fire Tragedy|Felix Ngumbao, Davis Opiyo]]
| 67
| ?
| 2001
| Incarcerated
| Two angsty niggerfags that were pissed about the new management of their school. They set fire to their dormitory and tried to escape justice by lying like little bitches, lol.
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Wikipedia:Gothenburg discothèque fire| Shoresh Kaveh, Housein Arsani, Mohammad Mohammadamini, Meysam Mohammadyeh]]
| 63
| 213
| 1998
| [[Epic win|Released]]
| A group of [[Typical|four angry muslim teens set fire to a club]] after being denied free entry, and ended up killing mostly immigrants. Due to their young age, [[Epic Win|they all got less than 8 years in prison and were released.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Dong Yangling
| 61
| 15
| 1993
| Executed
| Female factory worker who burned her workplace down after being [[b&|fired]] for [[theft|stealing from their facility]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagKuwait.png|link{{=}}Kuwait]]
| [[Wikipedia:2009 Kuwait wedding fire|Nassra Yussef al-Enzi]]
| 57
| 90
| 2009
| Incarcerated
| Mudslime woman that was jealous of her ex getting married again. Poured petrol on a tent where friends and family were partying, trapping them inside and sealing their fate.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Chen Shuizong
| 46
| 34
| 2013
| An hero
| Suicidal [[IRL]] [[oldfag]] who set fire to a bus, causing it to explode. Died in the flames.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Andrew Zimmer
| 42
| 22
| 1977
| Released
| Teenager set fire to the county jail.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Elnora Epperly
| 41
| 24
| 1950
| Dead
| [[Schizo|Mental patient]] lit fire to her curtains and burned the ward to the ground.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Louis Chiasson
| 40
| 2
| 1969
| Dead
| Quebec man who was [[lies|totally one of the only survivors of a tragic fire at a retirement home]]. Kept coming back to the scene of the crime and was convicted almost a month later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Jessie Javier Carlos
| 38
| 70
| 2017
| An hero
| He set casino tables on fire, stole chips, and spammed bullets at objects before becoming an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}britain]]
| John Thompson
| 37
| 23
| 1980
| Dead
| Poured petrol into the letterbox of a bar, dropped some paper inside, and watched the fireworks. [[lol|Died in prison on the 28th anniversary of the attack]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Shinji Aoba]]
| 36
| 33
| 2019
| Sentenced to death
| Butthurt [[otaku]] who sperged out after the KyoAni [[anime]] studio killed off his favorite waifu. Shouted "Die!" before lighting up the office with petrol.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| [[Batshit insane|Erik Solbakke Hansen]]
| 35
| 17
| 1973
| Institutionalized
| Set fire to a hotel in Copenhagen, [[win|got away with it]], and wasn't caught until [[holy shit|14 years later]] when he [[idiot|fucked up]] and tried to relive the glory days by lighting up a neighborhood.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}italy]]
| [[Palestine|Team Black September]]
| 34
| 21
| 1973
| Released
| Attacked an airport in Rome, and firebombed a plane about to take off. Hijacked another flight and went to Kuwait, where they were captured and later [[victory|released to Palestine]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag_of_Turkey.png|25px|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Kadir Çal
| 34
| 7
| 1991
| An hero
| Killed a group of [[Greece|Greek]] tourists by torching their bus. Died in the flames.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Zhang Yunliang
| 27
| 73
| 2009
| An hero
| Lone wolf attack on a bus. Told his kids he wanted to "[[wtf|die differently]]."
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Bruce George Peter Lee
| 26
| 30
| 1973-79
| Incarcerated
| Took a novel approach to serial killing by using fire instead of weapons or his bare hands. Up until his arrest, all of the blazes were believed by investigators to have been either natural or accidental.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAzerbaijan.gif|23px|link{{=}}Azerbaijan]]
| Mahammad Mammadov
| 26
| 4
| 2018
| Incarcerated
| [[Junkie]] who attempted to an hero via self-immolation. Having a bout of [[Troll's Remorse]], he decided to change his mind, tossing the burning blanket in the fireplace, which led to the burning down of the methadone clinic he was being treated at.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Morio Tanimoto
| 26
| 1
| 2021
| An hero
| Shinji Aoba wannabe spilled petrol all over the floor of a psychiatric clinic and ignited it. Died in the hospital a few weeks later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Eva Kováčová
| 26
| ?
| 1984
| An hero
| [[16-year-old girl]] sat fire to an institution. Killed herself in 2014 under the name René Lízna and calling herself a man.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Peter J. Leonard
| 24
| 32
| 1974
| Released
| Burned down a nightclub to cover up a robbery in an adjacent building.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Humberto Diaz de la Torre
| 24
| 32
| 1981
| Incarcerated
| [[13 year old boy|Angsty teen]] that tried to kill his uncle by setting fire to his apartment, but ended up burning down the entire building. Also killed an [[abortion|unborn child]], so it could be 25 depending on your outlook.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagHungary.jpg|25px|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| Szilveszter Matuska
| 22
| 120+
| 1930-31
| Dead?
| Dapper engineer that [[sick fuck|literally got off]] on burning bridges and causing train derailments. Was captured and sentenced to death, but [[epic win|escaped from prison and was never seen again]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagVenezuela.png|25px|link{{=}}Venezuela]]
| Pedro Arredondo
| 22
| 6
| 1978
| Incarcerated
| Got so shitfaced drunk that he decided to set fire to a nightclub.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGuyana.png|link{{=}}Guyana]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Mahdia school fire|15-year-old girl]]
| 20
| 29
| 2023
| Incarcerated
| Set fire to her school dorm because she was pissed that her phone got taken away.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Ma Yongping
| 17
| 32
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Another Chinese bus arsonist, but this time he actually escaped [[loser|only to be captured hours later]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Damião Soares dos Santos
| 13
| 37
| 2017
| An hero
| Old [[pedo]] torched a daycare [[an hero|and himself in the process]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| José Luis Limón Espinoza
| 13
| 4
| 2023
| V&
| 28-year-old man threw a molotov into a bar after he was refused entry.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Bai Ningyang
| 12
| 5
| 2006
| Executed
| Attacked a kindergarten with gasoline after being rejected by someone who worked there.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| David Lauwers
| 11
| 13
| 1994
| Dead
| Deaf hobo set fire to a cinema after an argument with staff.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Walter Seifert]]
| 10
| 22
| 1964
| [[An Hero]]
| Attacked a school in an epic fashion using a homemade flamethrower and melee weapons. Poisoned himself with rat poison and died in hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Unknown
| 10
| 20
| 2018
| [[Epic Win|Escaped after the attack]]
| Unknown burned down a whole school killing 10 students and escaped without a trace.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Todd Hall
| 9
| 11
| 1996
| Dead
| Literal retard who was peer pressured by his friends into igniting a box of fireworks in a fireworks store, killing 6 adults and 2 children. Died in prison in 2015.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Westgate Las Vegas#1981 fire|Philip Bruce Cline]]
| 8
| 350
| 1981
| Incarcerated
| Junkie busboy high on weed, cocaine, and angel dust played with fire near a curtain and set a hotel ablaze in [[Las Vegas]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Bald Anon
| 6
| 15
| 2008
| ?
| Unknown bald man set fire to a student dorm killing six people. He was seen celebrating and talking to medics outside the building while firemen attempted to extinguish the flames, but escaped unidentified.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Samson Øvrevåg
| 6
| 0
| [[Oldfag|1683]]
| Executed
| Lost his farm to another family because he couldn't pay his rent and returned to take his revenge, murdering a servant girl with an axe and burning the children alive before robbing the house of any valuables.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Tenho Olavi Rusanen
| 6
| 0
| 1981
| Released
| Set fire to an apartment, sentenced to 3 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Arthur McElhill
| 6
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 2007
| An hero
| Abusive registered [[sex offender]] father who set his home [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|ablaze]] along with all of his family members, including a [[Awwright|baby]], after his wife was planning on leaving him with the children. When given a rescue ladder to escape from the house, [[Batshit insane|he just grinned and went into the flames]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:1993 Solingen arson attack|Felix Köhnen, Christian Reher, Christian Buchholz, Markus Gartmann]]
| 5
| 14
| 1993
| Incarcerated1
| Four Neo-Nazis that burned down a large [[Turkey|Turkish]] family's house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Raymond Lee Oyler
| 5
| 12
| 2006
| Incarcerated
| Serial arsonist who managed to frag 5 firefighters with one of his wildfires.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kyle Alwood
| 5
| 1
| 2019
| V&
| 9-year-old burned down his family mobile home.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Zak Bolland, David Worrall, Courtney Brierley
| 5
| 0
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| Gang of chavs who petrol bombed a house of [[13-year-old boy|some wanker]] they had an argument with. [[Epic Win|Managed to kill all his siblings & mother.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Josef Saller
| 4
| 6
| 1988
| Released
| Neo-nazi burned down a house full of turks. Released in 2001.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Alfon Antonsen
| 4
| 4
| 1980
| An hero
| 54-year-old sheep farmer set fire to his neighbor's house in the middle of the night and fired at survivors with a shotgun before blowing his brains out behind a barn. Known as a strange guy, Alfon would often accuse people of stealing his sheep or being part of "the Black Guerrilla", or threaten to kill everybody in the area.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Sari Maaria Leinonen
| 4
| 3
| 2001
| Released
| Burned down a house to avenge her son, who died a month earlier while drinking bad moonshine at a party there. Sentenced to 12 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bal des Ardents|Louis I of Orléans]]
| 4
| 0
| [[Oldfag|1393]]
| Dead
| The king ordered several dancers to perform in a strange game; wearing robes covered in flammable resin, the audience were going to attempt to identify who was who while the performers danced. The brother of the king, Louis used cheat codes and lit fire to the dancers in order to win, resulting in the deaths of 4 performers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| John Leonard Orr
| 4
| 0
| 1984-91
| Incarcerated
| An arson investigator who would set small fires on the outskirts of LA, distracting firefighters from the bigger ones that he would then start in stores. After his arrest, he wrote a novel about a fireman who moonlights as an arsonist, and whose name is an anagram of "I set L.A. arson."
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Michael Peters, Lars Christiansen
| 3
| 9
| 1992
| Incarcerated
| Neo-nazis who fire bombed the houses of two turkish families. Snuffed out two [[lolis]] and one of their [[Oldfag|grandmother.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Karim Abbas, Zakhariya Hassan
| 3
| 5
| 2010
| Released
| Set fire to a pizzeria owned by brothers Araz and Aram Bibani in an insurance scam plot. All four were sentenced to between 9 and 11 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jari Tanskanen
| 3
| 1
| 2001
| Incarcerated
| Set fire to a house and killed some of his friends. Escaped from prison in 2008.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAlbania.png|link{{=}}Albania]]
| Lefter Canaj
| 3
| 0
| 2016
| An hero
| Dyalisis patient set the ward alight after an argument. [https://pomf2.lain.la/f/rvazh8fi.mp4 This was captured by CCTV].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Darren Patrick Clover
| 3
| 0
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| Hobo who torched his ex-girlfriend, her daughter and new lover. [[Lulz|Those retards chained themselves inside thinking that they would be safer.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Paul Kenneth Keller
| 3
| 0
| 1992-93
| Incarcerated
| Drove around in a company car looking for places to burn, and was eventually caught after a fire that he had set at a retirement home incinerated three of the residents.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Juhani Helmeri Koivuniemi
| 2
| 2
| 2010
| Incarcerated
| A man in Kauhajoki set fire to a house. One of the dead was a fireman who rescued the two injured.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mikael Turunen
| 2
| 1
| 2002
| Released
| Robbed a house while a party was going on, waited until they all passed out and set fire to the house. Sentenced to 12 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Jonas Olsson
| 2
| 1
| 2013
| Incarcerated
| 39-year-old locked his kids in a cabin and set it on fire. He was sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ronja Johanna Emilia Heino
| 2
| 0
| 2004
| Incarcerated
| 23-year-old mother set fire to her apartment killing her young sons. She was sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Sini Åkerberg
| 2
| 0
| 2005
| An hero
| Drugged her kids and burned down the house while her eldest son Harri was at school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Nina Elizabeth de Lange Davies
| 2
| 0
| 2007
| An hero
| Mother drugged her daughters and set the house on fire to avoid losing custody.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Janne Tapani Tihinen
| 2
| 0
| 2011
| Incarcerated
| Burned down his house with gasoline and gas tanks to spite his wife and tried to slit his own throat.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Satu Ingalsuo
| 2
| 0
| 2017
| Institutionalized
| Woman set fire to her grandmother's house. Previously, Satu changed her name to all sorts of things and complained about her problems on Facebook and YouTube.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Haruo Hayashizaki
| 1
| 26
| 2015
| An hero
| [[Oldfag]] who wanted to go out in a blaze of glory...literally. Decided the best way to do this was to set himself alight on a bullet train. Managed to get one frag because of this.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Lasse Göran Laakso
| 1
| 2
| 2001
| Released
| Set fire to his house, killing his wife and injuring his kids.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Esa Aarnilamme
| 1
| 1
| 2003
| Incarcerated
| 41-year-old alcoholic set fire to his friends house for some reason. Sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| John David Jones
| 1
| 1
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| American immigrant set fire to his house, killing his wife and almost killing his son.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Raimo Juhani Nyman
| 1
| 0
| 2001
| Incarcerated
| 49-year-old captured a believed thief, chained him up in a basement for 12 days before pouring gasoline on him and burning him alive.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jari Petteri Räsänen
| 1
| 0
| 2007
| Incarcerated
| Poured gasoline on a woman and set her on fire after arguing about alcohol.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mika-Matti Mäkelä
| 1
| 0
| 2007
| Released
| Set fire to an abandoned car for the lulz, unknowingly killing a hobo that was sleeping in the back seat. Sentenced to 10 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Teuvo Päiviö Saarinen
| 1
| 0
| 2008
| Released
| Delusional man set fire to his disabled wife's bed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Henna-Mari Sofia Viitanen
| 1
| 0
| 2011
| Released
| 27-year-old drug addict set fire to a man sleeping at a bus stop along with her two friends. Sentenced to 9 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Hilkka Annikki Alanko
| 1
| 0
| 2018
| Incarcerated
| 53-year-old alcoholic set fire to her house, killing her husband.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Lauri Juhani Taavitsainen
| 1
| 0
| 2020
| Incarcerated
| 37-year-old [[sick fuck]] burned his aunt alive and forced his uncle to watch.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ritva Maria Leppänen
| 1
| 0
| 2020
| Incarcerated
| 62-year-old woman poured flammable liquids on her 68-year-old boyfriend and lit him on fire because he didn't take her dog's disappearance seriously. She had tried to burn him up in 2011 and 2013 as well.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Salo Jussi
| 1
| 0
| 2021
| Institutionalized
| Insane man set fire to a house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Paul Streeton
| 0
| 1
| 1996
| Incarcerated
| Burned up an aboriginal ausfailian, beacause his skin color was ugly.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Musab Mohammaed Masmari
| 0
| 0
| 2013
| Incarcerated
| [[Mudslime]] who wanted to purge the earth of [[fags]] with the holy hellfire of Allah. [[Epic Fail|The bartender managed to put out within seconds however.]] [[Dumbass|Nice going, towel head.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[John Earnest]]
| 0
| 0
| 2019
| Incarcerated
| Torched a mosque and left graffiti saying "For Brenton Tarrant -t. /pol/", but failed to kill or injure any mudslimes. A month later, he went for the High Score again, this time on FPS Single Player at a synagogue.
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1. Two of them were released early on good behavior.
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== [[Serial killer|Tactical Espionage Action]] ==
Remember when your mother warned you as a child to not talk to strangers? These people are the absolute worst examples of who you might encounter if you do.


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{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER(S)
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! POSSIBLE KILLS
! YEARS ACTIVE
! STATUS
! PLAYING STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| Luis Garavito
| 142
| 172-400+
| 1992-1999
| Died in prison
| Raped, tortured, and killed children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Olga Briscorn
| 128
| 128
| 1818-1822
| Dead
| Tortured and killed peasants working for her.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Thug Behram
| 125
| 931
| 1790-1840
| Executed
| Strangled hundreds of victims until the British caught up and hanged him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| Pedro Alonso López
| 110
| 310-350+
| 1969-2002
| [[Epic Win|Free, lol]]
| Raped, tortured, and killed children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Gilles De Rais
| 100
| 200-600+
| 1432-1440
| Executed
| Raped, tortured, and killed children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPakistan.png|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Javed Iqbal
| 100
| 100
| 1998-1999
| [[An hero]]
| Raped and murdered little boys before dissolving their bodies with acid. He confessed to his crimes through a letter to police and hung himself on his 45th birthday.
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Delfina de Jesus Gonzalez, Maria de Jesus Gonzalez
| 91
| 150-200+
| 1950-1964
| Died in prison
| Whorehouse owners and pimps killed their hookers when they got on their bad side.
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| | [[File:MiniflagHungary.jpg|25px|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| Elizabeth Báthory
| 80
| 600+
| 1590-1610
| Dead
| Killed women to bathe in their blood to help her skin. [[Epic Win|Only received house arrest in her cozy castle]] due to being a [[Vampire|Count]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Mikhail Popkov
| 78
| 83+
| 1992-2010
| In prison
| Known as "The Werewolf" Mikhail, a policeman, lured dozens of women away in his police car, driving them to distant locations to murder them with various tools before having sex with their bodies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| Daniel [[Dexter|Camargo]]
| 72
| 150
| 1974-1986
| Killed in jail
| Raped, tortured, and killed children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Pedro Rodrigues Filho
| 71
| 100+
| 1967-2003
| [[Epic Win|<s>Free, lol</s>]] [[Game over|Murdered]]
| Killer of criminals. Avenged the death of his mother by killing his father and [[Awesome|eating his heart]]. [[Win|Killed 47 inmates in prison]]. He was freed and even got a {{yt|c|UCCv8K2TMINhSHHSEP9UDRsw|JewTube channel}} to flex on his victims until he was gunned down by two men in [[2023]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Kampatimar Shankariya
| 70
| 70+
| 1977-1978
| Executed
| Disguised in the dark as a [[hobo]] before whacking unsuspecting strangers in the head with a hammer.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]
| Ivomoku Bakusuba
| 67
| 67
| 1940-1944
| An hero
| Strangled, raped and beat little kids.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag of China.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yang Xinhai
| 67
| 67
| 2000-2003
| Executed
| (alias the "[[Lol|Monster Killer]]") Would go into random [[Azn|Chink]] houses at night, [[K/|armed to the teeth]]. After entering, he would proceed to [[Pwnt|pwn]] every-fucking-thing in sight.
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Samuel Little
| 60
| 93
| 1970-2005
| Died in prison
| Picked up women in his car before killing them. Samuel had been in and out of prison 26 times for assault, attempted rape and fraud before ultimately being linked to some of the murders after a 2012 DNA test. After confessing to 93 murders and drawing many sketches of his alleged victims, he died in prison at the age of 80.
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Andrei Chikatilo
| 53
| 56+
| 1978-1990
| Executed
| [[Erectile dysfunction|Impotent]] teacher who only got hard by murdering wimmins and boys in the forest, raping their corpses, and eating their flesh and organs ([[Bisexual|he especially liked to eat balls, vaginas and wombs]]). [[Epic Win|Three people were previously convicted and executed for his crimes]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUkraine.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| Anatoly Onoprienko
| 52
| 52+
| 1989-1996
| Died in prison
| Robbed home after home, brutally killing entire families.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Gary Ridgway
| 49
| 71-90+
| 1982-2000
| In prison
| Trucker who strangled [[Whore|prostitutes]], dumped them in the Green River, and returned to the bodies later for some sweet [[necrophilia]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Alexander Pichushkin
| 48
| 61+
| 1992-2006
| In prison
| Beat hobos with a hammer then stabbed them with a broken vodka bottle. Wanted to kill 64 people to fill a chessboard.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| Mohammed Bijeh
| 46
| 46
| 2002-2004
| Executed
| Raped and murdered little boys.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag of China.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Wang Qiang
| 45
| 45+
| 1995-2003
| Executed
| Raped and killed women randomly, sometimes together with his friends.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Ahmad Suradji
| 42
| 80+
| 1986-1997
| Executed
| Strangled girls in order to get magical powers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Raman Raghav
| 41
| 41+
| 1965-1968
| Died in prison
| Roamed Mumbai for three years, slaughtering random people in their sleep.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Micajah Harpe, Wiley Harpe
| 39
| 50+
| 1775-1804
| Executed
| America's first serial killers, these British red coats turned outlaws robbed, raped, tortured and mutilated Americunts that pissed them off, becoming the most wanted guys in the country before it was cool.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Moses Sithole
| 38
| 76
| 1994-1995
| In prison
| Beat, raped and strangled women he lured to remote areas.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUkraine.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| Serhiy Tkach
| 37
| 100+
| 1980-2005
| Died in prison
| Cop killed young girls and had sex with their dead bodies. Was caught after attending the funeral of a victim in 2005 and died of heart failure in 2018.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Ted Bundy]]
| 35
| 36+
| 1974-1978
| Executed
| Escaped from prison twice, strangled and raped 35 girls over 4 years.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Fernando Hernández Leyva
| 33
| 137
| 1982-1999
| In prison
| Killed and kidnapped people. In an attempt to hang himself, the rope snapped because he was too fat.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[John Wayne Gacy]]
| 33
| 34+
| 1972-1978
| Executed
| Killed and raped little boys, often dressed up as a clown. Hid bodies in his crawlspace.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Ramadan Abdel Rehim Mansour
| 32
| 32+
| 1999-2006
| Executed
| Raped and tortured little boys on various trains, disposing of them by throwing them off the train.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Karl Denke
| 30
| 42+
| 1903-1924
| An hero
| Killed homeless vagrants and travelers, selling their flesh as pork.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| David Thabo Simelane
| 28
| 45
| 2000-2001
| In prison.
| Abducted, raped, stabbed, strangled and [[Beheading|beheaded]] women.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Dean Corll|Dean Corll]]
| 28
| 42+
| 1970-1973
| [[Epic Fail|Killed by his accomplice]]
| Raped, tortured, and killed at least 28 boys in [[Texas|Houston]]. [[Epic Fail|Shot to death by his accomplice after flipping his shit about the accomplice bringing a girl to his house.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Darya Nikolayevna Saltykova
| 26
| 138
| 1756-1762
| Died in prison
| Tortured and killed peasants working for her.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHungary.png|23px|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| Béla Kiss
| 24
| 24
| 1915-1916
| Dead
| Strangled, killed and conserved women (including his wife) in barrels of alcohol until his landlord opened one of the barrels while Béla was at war. Escaped from a Serbian hospital and was never seen again.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Larry Eyler
| 21
| 24
| 1982-1984
| Died in prison
| Tortured and killed teenage boys. Died from [[AIDS]] in 1994.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUkraine.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
|[[Dnepropetrovsk maniacs|Viktor Sayenko, Igor Suprunyuk]]
| 21
| 21
| 2007
| Incarcerated
| Serial killer duo from Ukraine. Creators of [[3 guys 1 hammer]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Tadeusz Grzesik
| 20
| 40+
| 1991-2007
| Incarcerated
| The leader of a gang which went on to be called ''The Gang of Moneychangers Killers''. Attacked owners of currency exchanges offices. The group was responsible for 20 to 40 murders committed over a 16-year period.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Mohan Kumar Vivekanand
| 20
| 20
| 2005-2009
| Incarcerated
| Tricked women to marry him before giving them cyanide pills and stealing their jewelry. Originally sentenced to death, commuted to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Richard Cottingham
| 18
| 19+
| 1967-1980
| In prison
| Raped, tied and strangled hookers before mutilating them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPeru.png|link{{=}}Peru]]
| Pedro Pablo Nakada Ludeña
| 17
| 25
| 2005-2006
| In prison
| Killed drug addicts, prostitutes, homosexuals, and criminals on a mission from god. His brother Vayron Jonathan Nakada Ludeña went on a three day knifing spree, and can be found on the Hack'N'Slash scoreboard.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Robert Hansen
| 17
| 21
| 1972-1983
| Died in prison
| Abducted prostitutes and flew them out into the Alaskan wilderness so he could hunt them like animals.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jeffrey Dahmer]]
| 17
| 17
| 1978-1991
| Killed in prison
| Lured fags to his apartment before drugging and strangling them, later eating their flesh. While in prison, Jeffrey was beaten to death by an angry nigger.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ángel Maturino Reséndiz
| 16
| 23+
| 1986-1999
| Executed
| The Railroad Killer, [[spic]] robbed and killed random people in their homes while living the life of a trainhopping hobo.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| José Antonio Rodriguez Vega
| 16
| 16
| 1987-1988
| Dead
| Killed, abused and stabbed grannies
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Donald Henry Gaskins
| 15
| 110
| 1953-1982
| Executed
| The Meanest Man in America, Pee Wee raped, robbed, stabbed, shot, drowned, and poisoned over a dozen people and was sentenced to life. He later won himself a death sentence in prison by playing [[Hitman]] and sending disguised C4 explosives to another inmate.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Richard Ramirez
| 15
| 15+
| 1984-1985
| Died in prison
| The Night Stalker, this Satanist entered homes at night and tortured and killed everyone inside, sometimes allowed people to live by making them pray to Satan.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Zdzisław Marchwicki
| 14
| 14
| 1964-1970
| Executed
| Polish serial killer known as ''The Zagłębie Vampire''. Killed 14 women and sexually assaulted 7 others. He was sentenced to death and executed in 1977, but since then his guilt has been questioned. Acted together with several accomplices, including his younger brother who turned out to be a [[Faggot|fag]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Marcelo Costa de Andrade
| 14
| 14
| 1991
| In a psychiatric hospital
| Killed little boys randomly before being sent off to the nuthouse.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Peter Sutcliffe
| 13
| 22+
| 1975-1980
| Died in prison
| The Yorkshire Ripper killed women and died from [[Corona Virus|Covid-19]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Cleveland Torso Murderer
| 13
| 20+
| 1934-1938
| [[Epic Win|Unidentified]]
| Anon mutilated vagrants alive and dumped their torsos around Cleveland.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Joseph James DeAngelo
| 13
| 13
| 1975-1986
| In prison
| The Original Night Stalker AKA the Golden State Killer, family man and cop had a double life robbing, raping and killing women and almost got away with it. [[v&]] after 30 years due to DNA evidence.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Maury Travis
| 12
| 17+
| 2000-2002
| An hero
| Crazed nigger kidnapped black prostitutes and made snuff films with them before being caught and hanging himself in jail.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Dennis Nilsen
| 12
| 15
| 1978-1983
| Died in prison
| UK Jeffrey Dahmer, faggot who killed sexy boys for epic [[Necrophilia|necro sex]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Fred West, Rose West
| 12
| 13+
| 1967-1987
| 1 An hero, 1 in prison
| Husband and wife raped, tortured and killed over a dozen women while raping their own children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| John Bunting
| 12
| 12
| 1992-1999
| In prison
| Tortured and killed fags, pedos, people he thought were weak, and would steal their bank accounts for personal use.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link{{=}}Zambia]]
| Stephano, Mika and Fabian Mailoni
| 12
| 12
| 2007-2013
| Killed by police
| A trio who killed random people with an axe and a machete.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Herb Baumeister|Herb Baumeister]]{{Jew}}
| 11
| 24+
| 1980-1995
| An hero
| Herbert the pervert, a business owner (of course) liked to LARP as a faggot in gay bars to lure other faggots to their inevitable death by strangling. Shot himself in 1996 while on the run.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Leonard Lake, Charles Ng
| 11
| 25
| 1983-1985
| 1 An hero, 1 in prison
| Paranoid survivalist and his chink right hand man killed friends and families.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Gerald Gallego, Charlene Gallego
| 11
| 11+
| 1978-1980
| 1 died in prison, 1 [[Epic Win|free (Pussy Pass Bonus)]]
| Raped and enslaved women and teenage girls before killing them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|23px|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Marc Dutroux
| 11
| 11+
| 1986-1996
| In prison
| Raped and killed little girls.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Francisco García Escalero
| 11
| 11+
| 1987-1994
| Dead
| Batshit insane dude who raped bodies and eated them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Nikolai Dzuhumagaliev
| 10
| 10+
| 1979-1991
| In psychiatric hospital
| Killed and ate women, serving them up at dinner with friends before being thrown in the loony bin. He escaped several years later and killed a few more before being recaptured.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Masten Wanjala
| 10
| 10+
| 2019-2021
| Dead
| 20-year-old nigger who confessed to [[Drugs|drugging]], killing and [[Satanism|drinking the blood]] of more than 10 young boys, [[Lynching|lynched]] by a mob of angry niggers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Edmund Kemper|Edmund Kemper]]
| 10
| 10
| 1964-1973
| In prison
| Started off at 15 years old by killing his grandparents. Soon after being released he would begin picking up hitchhiking women to kill them, behead them and have sex with the severed head and corpse. After killing his mom and her friend, he turned himself in.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Dennis Rader|Dennis Rader]]
| 10
| 10
| 1974-1991
| In prison
| Known as BTK (Bind, Torture, Kill) Dennis would do just that to unsuspecting families, mailing letters to police and news stations and crossdressing in his victims clothing for kinky photo shoots. After going quiet and evading law enforcement for 10 years, he began mailing again and played himself by asking if floppy disks were traceable. When the police said they were not, [[Epic Fail|he mailed a traceable floppy disk and was subsequently arrested]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Manuel Blanco Romasanta
| 9
| 20
| 1844-1852
| Executed
| Killed people and used their fat to make soap.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Umesh Reddy
| 9
| 18+
| 1996-2002
| Incarcerated
| Convicted of 9 killings of women. Originally sentenced to death, but commuted to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Peter Kürten
| 9
| 9+
| 1913-1929
| Executed
| The Vampire of Düsseldorf, killed girls and women and drank their blood.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Tamara Ivanyutina
| 9
| 9
| 1976-1987
| Executed
| School dishwasher poisoned children and other people that annoyed her.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Rodney James Alcala
| 8
| 130+
| 1971-1979
| Died in prison
| Brutally raped and slaughtered several girls, [[lol|appearing on the Dating Game while on the run]], and evading the death sentence several times.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Joachim Kroll
| 8
| 12
| 1955-1976
| Died in prison
| Raped, killed and mutilated women.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Michel Fourniret, Monique Olivier
| 8
| 12+
| 1987-2003
| 1 died in prison, 1 incarcerated
| Couple of sick lovers kidnapped, raped and murdered several young girls.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| John Christie
| 8
| 8+
| 1943-1953
| Executed
| Killed women including his wife before being hanged.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| Angeline Mabhiza
| 8
| 8
| 2012-2014
| An heroine
| She poisoned little kiddies to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:2010–2017 Toronto serial homicides|Bruce McArthur]]
| 8
| 3
| 2010-2017
| In prison
| Invited gays to [[BDSM|bondage]] and choked them with his penis.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Manuel Delgado Villegas
| 7
| 48+
| 1964-1971
| Died in a mental hospital
| Killed people and raped the bodies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Todd Kohlhepp|Todd Kohlhepp]]
| 7
| 10+
| 2003-2016
| In prison
| After being humiliated by staff at the local motorbike store, Todd shot the place up [[Epic win|and got away with it]] in [[2003]]. He would continue killing and would later be known as "The [[Amazon]] review killer" because of lulzy, incriminating reviews left by him were uncovered after he was caught red handed with some bitch chained up in a storage container and dead bodies on his property. Although only seven victims have been confirmed, Todd claims to have killed many more.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Aileen Wuornos
| 7
| 7+
| 1989-1990
| Executed
| Crazy hooker robbed and killed men she fucked.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Aloys Tubarimo
| 7
| 7+
| 2007
| In prison
| Beat cycle taxi drivers to death after he stole their vehicles.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Wesley Brownlee
| 7
| 7+
| 2021-2022
| In prison
| Random nigger shot random spics in the middle of the night, probably cus [[Coronavirus|'rona]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Tadeusz Ensztajn
| 7
| 7
| 1933
| Sentenced to 15 years in prison
| Raped and killed women.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Chicago Tylenol murderer
| 7
| 7
| 1982
| [[Epic Win|Unidentified]]
| Anon laced Tylenol pills with cyanide when they hit the pharmacy shelves.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link{{=}}Zambia]]
| Filita Malisha
| 7
| 7
| 1995
| In prison?
| Woman killed her 7 sons for satanic rituals.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| K. P. Jayandan
| 7
| 7
| 2003-2008
| Executed
| Went on a robbing spree killing people along the way. Sentenced to death and hanged in 2013.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Motta Navas
| 7
| 7
| 2012
| Incarcerated
| Bludgeoned random hobos at night.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCyprus.png|link{{=}}Cyprus]]
| Nikos Metaxas
| 7
| 7
| 2016-2018
| In prison
| A jewtuber who killed 7 foreigns in Nicosia.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Robert Pickton|Robert Pickton]]
| 6
| 49
| 1983-2002
| Killed in prison
| Kidnapped and stabbed at least six women in and around his pig farm.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Volker Eckert
| 6
| 19+
| 1974-2006
| An hero
| Hair-fetishist strangled women to stroke their hair. Committed his first kill as a 14-year-old and killed himself after he was caught.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| David Berkowitz
| 6
| 6
| 1976-1977
| In prison
| Son of Sam, schizo took orders from his neighbors demon dog to kill women.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Richard Chase]]
| 6
| 6
| 1977-1978
| An hero
| Killed people, drank their blood, and fucked and ate their corpses. Overdosed on meds in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Gowri Shankar
| 6
| 6
| 1975-1989
| Executed
| Gangster and serial killer. Hanged in 1995.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLithuania.png|link{{=}}Lithuania]]
| Antanas Varnelis
| 6
| 6
| 1992
| Executed
| Killed old people to get their money.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Alfredo Galán Sotillo
| 6
| 6
| 2003
| Imprisioned
| Killed randoms and left tarot card near the bodies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Academy Maniacs|Artyom Alexandrovich Anoufriev, Nikita Vakhtangovich Lytkin]]
| 6
| 6
| 2010-2011
| 1 incarcerated, 1 died in prison
| 2 teenagers who tried to imitate Dnepropetrovsk maniacs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Lázaro Barbosa de Sousa
| 6
| 6
| 2021
| Killed by police
| Crazed satanist killed a family of 4 before escaping, triggering a 20-day manhunt and 2 more kills before he got riddled with police bullets.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Carl Panzram
| 5
| 21-100+
| 1915-1929
| Executed
| Robbed, sodomized, and killed men due to serious anger issues. After getting a dishonorable discharge from the army and a prison sentence signed by president William Howard Taft, he later robbed his mansion, stole his gun, and killed several victims with it. He refused to appeal his death sentence and told death penalty opponents "The only thanks you will ever get from me is that I wish you all had one neck and that I had my hands on it."
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Zodiac Killer
| 5
| 20-37
| 1968-1969
| [[Epic Win|Unidentified]]
| Attacked and killed couples while sending puzzles to the cops taunting them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Joe Ball
| 5
| 20
| 1936-1938
| An hero
| The Alligator Man, saloon owner fed his pet alligators women he hired. Shot himself when the cops came to ask questions.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ray Copeland, Faye Copeland
| 5
| 12
| 1986-1989
| Died in prison
| Farmer couple had drifters buy them cattle with bad checks and shot them to leave no trace.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| [[Jack the Ripper]]
| 5
| 5+
| 1888-1891
| [[Epic Win|Unidentified]]
| Anon tortured and gutted women.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Ian Brady, Myra Hindley
| 5
| 5
| 1963-1965
| Died in prison
| Raped, tortured, and killed children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|Link{{=}}Spain]]
| Joaquín Ferrándiz Ventura
| 5
| 5
| 1995-1996
| Incarcerated
| Raped women and killed them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Lee Chow Meng
| 5
| 5
| 1996-1997
| Died in prison
| Raped and killed women and the elderly.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAngola.png|link{{=}}Angola]]
| Severino Tchivinda
| 5
| 5
| 2015-2017
| In prison
| Killed couples with a machete, ripped off their heads and preserved them in alcohol.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHongKong.png|link{{=}}Hong Kong]]
| [[Lam Kor Wan]]
| 4
| 15
| 1982
| In prison
| Strangled women he picked up in his taxi and mutilated them, saving the vaginas and boobs in tupperware.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Roger Herbert Haglund
| 4
| 6
| 1991-1992
| Dead
| Suspected of a double murder in the 80's and convicted of four murders in Tistedalen, as well as a bank robbery. In 1992 Roger shot and killed a shop owner in his own car, before robbing him. [[Prank|Unfortunately for Roger, the bag he grabbed was full of milk instead of money]]. He was caught in 1993, released in 2007 and died a free man in 2011.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jukka Lindholm
| 4
| 4+
| 1985-2018
| In prison
| Tranny who has been in and out of prison for several murders and prison escapes.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Piedad Martínez del Águila
| 4
| 4
| 1965-1966
| Free?
| At 12 years old, she poisoned her 4 brothers one by one because they were fucking up her life.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Bogdan Arnold
| 4
| 4
| 1966-1967
| Sentenced to death and executed
| Killed and dismembered prostitutes and lived with their bodies, hiding them at his apartment.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Fritz Honka
| 4
| 4
| 1970-1975
| Dead
| Heavy alcoholic killed prostitutes he didn't feel satisfied with. Released in 1993 and died in 1998.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Thor Nis Christiansen
| 4
| 4
| 1976-1979
| Killed in prison
| [[Danish]] immigrant killed hitchhikers and had epic necro sex with their corpses. Was killed in Folsom prison by another inmate at the age of 23.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|Link{{=}}Spain]]
| Ramón Laso Moreno
| 4
| 4
| 1988-2009
| Imprisoned
| Killed his wife, child and other randoms.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Per Fredrik Bamer
| 4
| 4
| 1998-2023
| In prison
| Career criminal and drug addict stabbed and robbed an elderly couple in 1998, got busted, imprisoned and later released in 2012. After being released, Per began breaking into houses again, and it is not known if he murdered more people until 2023, when he committed another double murder using a knife. One of the victims in 2023 was a former friend who testified against him in the 1998 case.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Stephen Port|Stephen Port]]
| 4
| 4
| 2014-2015
| In prison
| Known as The [[Grindr]] Killer, a faggot who drugged other fags he met through the app before raping them. Many of his victims died of overdoses. [https://www.kentlive.news/news/kent-news/stephen-port-richard-huckle-sick-7399172 Stephen had lots of prison sex with fellow inmate, prolific paedophile Richard Huckle] before the latter was '''{{wikilink|Richard_Huckle#Death|brutally murdered.}}'''
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Henry Lee Lucas
| 3
| 250+
| 1960-1983
| Died in prison
| Killed his mom and two other women. Falsely confessed to killing hundreds of people before being revealed to be an [[attention whore]] and having his death sentence commuted by governor [[Dubya]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Rex Heuermann
| 3
| 18
| 1996-2011
| V&
| Suspected "[[Long Island]] serial killer", a respected architect currently charged with three of the murders because he got bored and called families of his victims to taunt them. Was busted due to DNA and searching for stuff regarding his victims online, including "[[Gay|asian twink]]".
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Israel Keyes]]
| 3
| 11+
| 2001-2012
| An hero
| Robbed banks and murdered random people in his free time. Slit his wrists after being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Albert Fish
| 3
| 9+
| 1924-1928
| Executed
| The Gray Man, [[schizo]] raped and tortured children because god told him to. Went on a childkilling spree after a buddy told him how sweet child flesh tasted. Got caught after sending mail to a victims mother telling her how delicious her daughter was and executed in the electric chair.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Martin Ney
| 3
| 4
| 1992-2001
| In prison
| Pedophile known as "[[Nigger|The Black Man]]" who would break into various buildings to fondle and snatch little kids.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Edgar Antonsen
| 3
| 3+
| 1962-1974
| An hero
| Killed an 80-year-old woman to cover up a robbery before joining forces with his brother to kidnap, rape and kill hitchhikers. After being released for the murders and moving to another part of Norway under a new name, Edgar raped the 10-year-old daughter of his parole officer. Suddenly, the parents of the girl recieved an [[anonymous]] call informing them that Edgar was about to get what was coming to him. Soon after this Edgar's body was found laying lifeless along the shore, dead from an apparent suicide.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Paul Bernardo, Karla Homolka
| 3
| 3+
| 1990-1992
| 1 in prison, 1 [[Epic Win|free (Pussy Pass Bonus)]]
| Husband and wife raped and murdered teenage girls. Karla raped and ate out her sister while she was on her period.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Akku Yadav
| 3
| 3+
| 1991-2004
| Killed
| Gangster and rapist killed random people. Lynched in 2004.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Hamisi Prince
| 3
| 3+
| 1998-1999
| Institutionalized
| A 9 year old kid who clubbed and strangled kids with a club and also stoned them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Stephen Shaun Griffiths
| 3
| 3+
| 2009-2010
| Incarcerated
| Killed and ate prostitutes. Famous for a photograph taken by CCTV in his apartment building showing Stephen holding a crossbow and showing his middle finger to the camera shortly after killing his last victim.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Jorge Ignacio Palma
| 3
| 3+
| 2018-2019
| In prison
| Killed bitches to fuck the bodies and get the money back.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Mary Maher
| 3
| 3
| 1906
| An hero
| 11 year old strangled her brothers before drowning herself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Graham Young
| 3
| 3
| 1962-1971
| Died in prison
| He poisoned his stepmother and 2 co-workers with toxic tea.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ensio Koivunen
| 3
| 3
| 1971
| Dead
| Spent the summer kidnapping hitchhikers and gassing them to death using his car. Pardoned in 1981 and died in 2003.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Dámaso Rodríguez Martín
| 3
| 3
| 1981-1991
| An hero
| Canarian pedophile witch who left several magical symbols in an abandoned house where he hid before an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Joaquín Villalón Díez
| 3
| 3
| 1981-1992
| Released
| Killed 2 trannies and his wife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles Albright
| 3
| 3
| 1990-1991
| Died in prison
| The Eyeball Killer, shot hookers and surgically removed their eyes.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Gustavo Romero Tercero
| 3
| 3
| 1993-1998
| Incarcerated
| Redneck pervert who raped chicks.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Amarjeet Sada
| 3
| 3
| 2006-2007
| [[Epic Win|Free, lol]]
| Killed a random baby and his sister and cousin strangling them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Billy Chemirmir
| 2
| 22
| 2016-2018
| Killed in prison
| Nigger robbed and killed a bunch of elderly women, making it look like they died in their sleep.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jesse Harding Pomeroy
| 2
| 10
| 1871-1872
| Dead
| When Jesse was 12 and 13 years old, stabbed and killed 2 kids before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ed Gein]]
| 2
| 9
| 1954-1957
| Died in psychiatric hospital
| Killed and robbed the graves of women and made furniture and clothing out of their remains.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Per Anders Eklund
| 2
| 4+
| 2000-2008
| Incarcerated
| Strangled and raped a woman in 2000 and did the same to a 10-year-old girl in 2008, for which he was arrested. He is suspected of two other murders in the 90's and has raped other women throughout the years.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Tor Hepsø
| 2
| 2+
| 1976-1977
| Dead
| Confessed to the rape and murder of two women on his deathbed in 2005. Another man had been convicted of both murders.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Mary Bell]]
| 2
| 2
| 1968
| [[Epic Win|Free, lol]]
| Insane 10 year old strangled, stabbed, raped and gutted little kiddies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| Simba Mamphori
| 1
| 4
| 2016-2019
| In prison
| Killed women who dated him with a screwdriver.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Philip Patrick Westh
| 1
| 2+
| 2016-2023
| Incarcerated
| Suspected of [[Wikipedia:Murder of Emilie Meng|killing some 17-year-old girl in 2016]] as well as a mutual acquaintance who went missing the following year, and was v& after abducting and raping a 13-year-old in 2023. Currently on trial.
|}}}
</center>
 

== Trauma Center ==
The Hippocratic Oath is taken by a physician to promise that they will act compassionately and not harm their patients. The following were laughing inside when they took it.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! POSSIBLE KILLS
! YEARS ACTIVE
! STATUS
! PLAYING STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Harold Shipman
| 218
| 250+
| 1975-1998
| Hanged himself in prison
| Would inject [[heroin|diamorphine]] into his patients and then falsify the medical records, [[IRL Troll|reporting that his patient had been in poor health]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag of China.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Hu Wanlin
| 146
| 150+
| 1997-1999
| In prison
| Ran hospitals in three different cities, all while administering "miracle cures" with a suspicious amount of the shit that goes in laundry detergent.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jack Kevorkian]]
| 130
| 130
| 1990-1998
| Dead
| Euthanized people who were terminally ill.
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Miyuki Ishikawa
| 103+
| 169
| 1946-1948
| Dead
| Carried out "extra-late"-term abortions of infants born to parents unwilling to care for them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Steven Massof
| 100
| 100+
| 2003-2008
| In prison
| Snipped the spines of babies the second they showed signs of life.
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Niels Högel
| 85
| 300+
| 2000-2005
| In prison
| Nurse who injected patients with poison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Iq.gif|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| Louay Omar Mohammed al-Taei
| 43
| 43
| 2005-2006
| In prison
| Undercover terrorist administered wounded police anti-coagulants, making them bleed out.
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Daniela Poggiali
| 38
| 96
| 2013-2014
| In prison
| Would insert a shitload of potassium into patients she found annoying then take [[selfies]] with their dead bodies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Donald Harvey
| 37
| 87
| 1970-1987
| Dead
| Claimed to be [[Lie|"easing the pain"]] of terminally ill victims, before discovering how [[fun]] it was to [[Lul|kill innocent people]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jane Toppan
| 31
| 31
| 1885-1901
| Dead
| Got her rocks off by injecting patients with morphine and then spooning them as they dipped in and out of consciousness.
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Christine Malèvre
| 30
| 30
| 1997-1998
| Released
| Injected terminally ill patients with drugs, claiming that they [[Asking for it|asked for it]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles Edmund Cullen
| 29
| 400+
| 1988-2003
| In prison
| Injected patients with [[shit]] for 16 years, confessed to 40 murders but is suspected to have committed [[Over 9000|several hundred more]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Stephan Letter
| 29
| 80+
| 2003-2004
| In prison
| Injected patients with drugs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Arnfinn Nesset
| 22
| 138
| 1977-1981
| Released in 2004
| Injected patients at the nursing home he managed with curacit.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|20px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| Roger Andermatt
| 22
| 22
| 1995-2001
| In prison
| Injected patients with drugs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Anders Hansson
| 15
| 27
| 1978-1979
| Institutionalized
| 18-year-old intern gave patients corrosive cleaning liquids to drink.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|24px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Skin Hunters
| 14
| 50+
| 1998-2002
| In prison
| Injected elderly patients with Pavulon to get money from funeral homes for information about deaths.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Antoinette Scieri
| 12
| 12
| 1924-1926
| Dead
| Poisoned patients with weedkillers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Maxim Petrov
| 11
| 19
| 1999-2000
| In prison
| Injected patients with poison before robbing their homes.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Joan Vila Dilmé
| 11
| 11+
| 2009-2010
| In prison
| Injected elderly patients with shit.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Vickie Dawn Jackson
| 10
| 10+
| 2000-2001
| In prison
| Injected patients with drugs and got sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Ludivine Chambet
| 10
| 10
| 2012-2013
| In prison
| A nurse who poisoned elderly people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kermit Gosnell
| 9
| 47+
| 2006-2010
| In prison
| Ran a shady abortion clinic that illegally performed late-term abortions that were often botched, having unsanitary conditions within his clinic, and even snipping the spines of infants that survived abortions.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Richard Angelo
| 8
| 10+
| 1987
| In prison
| Injected patients with poison to heroically resurrect them when they went into cardiac arrest.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Elizabeth Wettlaufer
| 8
| 8
| 2007-2016
| Incarcerated
| Injected elderly patients with insulin.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Marianne Nölle
| 7
| 17
| 1984-1992
| Dead
| Injected patients with drugs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Petr Zelenka
| 7
| 7
| 2006
| In prison
| Injected patients with blood thinner, causing internal bleeding.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Lucy Letby
| 7
| 7
| 2015-2016
| In custody
| Killed babies by injecting them with air or insulin during her time working as a nurse.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Orville Lynn Majors
| 6
| 130
| 1993-1995
| Dead
| Injected patients with drugs, causing the death rate at his hospital to skyrocket.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Santosh Pol
| 6
| 6
| 2003-2016
| In prison
| Injected patients with drugs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| Frans Hooijmaijers
| 5
| 259
| 1970-1975
| Dead
| Injected patients with drugs. After serving 18 years in prison, he was released. He later died in 2006.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Sonya Caleffi
| 5
| 18
| 2003-2004
| In prison
| [[Suicidal]] nurse who injected air into the bloodstream of patients, resulting in embolism.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Irene Becker
| 5
| 8
| 2005-2006
| In prison
| Injected patients with [[drugs]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Aino Nykopp-Koski
| 5
| 5
| 2004-2009
| In prison
| Injected elderly patients with drugs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Edson Izidoro Guimarães
| 4
| 131
| 1999
| In prison
| Injected AIDS-ridden patients with poison to end their suffering.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Michael Swango
| 4
| 60
| 1981-1997
| Incarcerated
| Poisoned patients.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagScotland.gif|24px|link{{=}}Scotland]]
| Colin Norris
| 4
| 10
| 2002
| In prison
| Injected elderly patients with insulin.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Pier Paolo Brega Massone
| 4
| 4
| 2010-2014
| In prison
| Performed unnecessary surgeries on patients [[Jew|to collect more money]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#f4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Abraão José Bueno
| 4
| 4
| 2005
| In prison
| Injected AIDS-ridden kids with drugs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Christina Aistrup Hansen
| 4
| 4
| 2016
| In prison
| Injected patients with drugs.
|}}}
</center>
 
== Sniper Elite ==
Silent but deadly. These guys won't hesitate to 360 noscope trickshot you IRL. High concentration of Sovietfags.
NOTE: Only soldiers are allowed on here and not normalfags who did their kills with sniper rifles such as [[Charles Whitman]] or the DC snipers.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! YEARS ACTIVE
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| [[Wikipedia:Abdorrasul Zarrin|Abdorrasul Zarrin]]
| 740
| 1979-1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|25px|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Simo Häyhä|Simo Häyhä]]
| 542
| 1939-1940
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Vasilij Kvachantiradze|Vasilij Kvachantiradze]]
| 526
| 1941-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ivan Sidorenko|Ivan Sidorenko]]
| 500
| 1939-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Nikolai llyin|Nikolai llyin]]
| 494
| 1941-1943
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Fedir Dyachenko|Fedir Dyachenko]]
| 425
| 1932-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Fyoder Okhlopkov|Fyoder Okhlopkov]]
| 423
| 1941-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Stepan Petrenko
| 422
| 1941-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|25px|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Francis Pegahmagabow|Francis Pegahmagabow]]
| 378
| 1914-1919
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Semyon Nomokonov|Semyon Nomokonov]]
| 367
| 1941-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Abukhadzhi Idrisov|Abukhadzhi Idrisov]]
| 349+
| 1939-1944
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| [[Wikipedia:Matthäus Hetzenauer|Matthäus Hetzenauer]]
| 345
| 1943-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIraq.png|link{{=}}Iraq|22px]]
| [[Wikipedia:Abu Tahsin al-Salhir|Abu Tahsin al-Salhi]]
| 341+
| 1973-2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wimmins|Lyudmila Pavlichenko]]
| 309
| 1941-1953
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| Josef Allerberger
| 257
| 1943-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ivan Kulbertinov|Ivan Kulbertinov]]
| 252
| 1941-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Vasily Zaitsev|Vasily Zaitsev]]
| 242
| 1937-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mikhail Surkov|Mikhail Surkov]]
| 236
| 1941-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg|link{{=}}Sri Lanka]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ranjith Premasiri Madalana|Ranjith Premasiri Madalana]]
| 217
| 2000-2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Zhang Taofang|Zhang Taofang]]
| 214
| 1953-1985
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bruno Sutkus|Bruno Sutkus]]
| 209
| 1944-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| Zhou Xixiang
| 203
| 1950-?
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Noah Adamia|Noah Adamia]]
| 200+
| 1938-1942
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| [[Wikipedia:Friedrich Pein|Friedrich Pein]]
| 200+
| 1943-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Unknown
| 173
| 2006-2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chris Kyle|Chris Kyle]]
| 160
| 1999-2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Vladimir Pchelintsev|Vladimir Pchelintsev]]
| 152
| 1941-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Billy Sing|Billy Sing]]
| 150+
| 1914-1918
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:Lucky Bisht|Lucky Bisht]]
| 139
| 2003-2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia|22px]]
| [[Wimmins|Olga Minchakievich]]
| 129
| 1917-1920
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Henry Norwest|Henry Norwest]]
| 115
| 1915-1918
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Adelbert Waldron|Adelbert Waldron]]
| 109
| 1968-1970
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chuck Mawhinney|Chuck Mawhinney]]
| 103
| 1967-1970
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Herbert W. McBride
| 100+
| 1914-1918
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Neville Methven
| 100
| 1916-1918
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Cock|Carlos Hathcock]]
| 93
| 1959-1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wimmins|Tatianna Minchakievich]]
| 93
| 1918-1920
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Johnson Paudash|Johnson Paudash]]
| 88
| 1914-1918
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Herman Davis|Herman Davis]]
| 88
| 1918
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKurdistan.png|23px|link{{=}}Kurdistan]]
| Musa Herdem
| 80
| 2006-2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wimmins|Roza Shanina]]
| 60
| 1943-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Graham Ragsdale|Graham Ragsdale]]
| 56
| 1988-2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles Marlowe
| 46
| 1987-1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Philip McDonald
| 42
| 1914-1916
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Tatang Koswara
| 41+
| 1975-1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIraq.png|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| [[Wikipedia:Juba|Juba]]
| 37
| 2005-2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Nicholas Irving|Nicholas Irving]]
| 33
| 2004-2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| [[Wimmins|Marie Ljalková]]
| 30+
| 1942-1953
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link:Australia]]
| Ian Robertson
| 30+
| 1945-1953
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link:Canada]]
| Patrick Riel
| 30
| 1914-1916
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link:America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Alvin York|Alvin York]]
| 28
| 1917-1918
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link:France]]
| Brian Ogoti Nixons
| 13
| 2019-
|}}}
</center>

== RollerCoaster Tycoon ==
Trust these parks with your children's lives.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! SCENARIO
! KILLS
! YEARS
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Seoul Halloween crowd crush|Seoul Halloween]]
| 159
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|25px|link{{=}}America]]
| Walt Disney World
| [[Wikipedia:List of incidents at Walt Disney World|46]]
| 1964 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|25px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Transvaal park
| 28
| 2002 - 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|25px|link{{=}}America]]
| Ride the Ducks
| 24
| 1977 - 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link:Spain]]
| Local fairs
| 24
| 1994-
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|25px|link{{=}}America]]
| Disneyland
| [[Wikipedia:List of incidents at Disneyland Resort|23]]
| 1955 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTaiwan.png|25px|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| Formosa Fun Coast music stage
| [[Wikipedia:2015 New Taipei water park fire|15]]
| 1989-2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|25px|link{{=}}America]]
| King's Island
| 9
| 1972 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:1979 Sydney Ghost Train fire|Luna Park]]
| 7
| 1979 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|25px|link{{=}}America]]
| Coney Island
| 6
| 1895 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Overseas Chinese Town
| 6
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America|22px]]
| Playland
| 6
| 1928 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America|22px]]
| [[Wikipedia:Action Park|Action Park]]
| 6
| 1978 - 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America|22px]]
| Six Flags Georgia
| 5
| 1967 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America|22px]]
| Six Flags Texas
| 5
| 1961 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United_Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:Big Dipper (Battersea_Park)|Battersea Fun Fair]]
| 5
| 1951 - 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America|22px]]
| California's Great America
| 5
| 1980 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France|22px]]
| Disneyland Paris
| 5
| 1992 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|23px|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Dreamworld [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3876122/Dreamworld-miracle-survivors-CCTV-shows-boy-10-girl-12-thrown-doomed-raft-victim-s-husband-says-son-traumatised-t-speak-saw.html (brutal)]
| 4
| 2016 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America|22px]]
| Six Flags St. Louis
| 4
| 1971 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America|22px]]
| King's Dominion
| 4
| 1971 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America|22px]]
| Knott's Berry Farm
| 4
| 1983 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kennywood
| 4
| 1899 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Krug Park
| 4
| 1895 - 1940
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lagoon Amusement Park
| 4
| 1886 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lake Compounce
| 4
| 1846 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHongKong.png|link{{=}}Hong Kong]]
| Transport
| 4
| 2013-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Dorney Park
| 3
| 1926 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Star City
| 3
| 2006 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.gif|23px|link{{=}}Austria]]
| Prater
| 3
| 2010-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Phantasialand
| 3
| 2011-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHongKong.png|link{{=}}Hong Kong]]
| Ocean Park Hong Kong
| 3
| 2014-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Canada's Wonderland
| 2
| 1986 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|link{{=}}New Zealand]]
| Rainbow's End
| 2
| 1990 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Worlds of Fun
| 2
| 1995 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Elitch Gardens
| 2
| 1997 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link:Spain]]
| El saltamontes
| 2
| 1997-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Port Aventura World
| 2
| 1997-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Nickelodeon World
| 2
| 1998-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Europa Park
| 2
| 2005-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Parc Saint-Paul
| 2
| 2009 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Six Flags Darien Lake
| 2
| 2009 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Longshan Amusement Park
| 2
| 2015 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|22px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| La Feria de Chapultepec
| 2
| 2019-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Kankaria Theme Park
| 2
| 2019-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link:Denmark]]
| Legoland
| 1
| 1968-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Silver Dollar City
| 1
| 1980 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Carowinds
| 1
| 1987 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link:Spain]]
| Aquàtic Paradís
| 1
| 1987-1992
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Waterworld California
| 1
| 1997 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link:Spain]]
| Centro Comercial Europa
| 1
| 2003-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link:Spain]]
| Warner Park Madrid
| 1
| 2005-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link:France]]
| Parc Astérix
| 1
| 2006-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link:Italy]]
| Mirabilandia Savio
| 1
| 2007-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link:Japan]]
| Expoland
| 1
| 2007-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|22px|link:Thailand]]
| Siam Park
| 1
| 2007-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link:Spain]]
| Tibidabo
| 1
| 2010-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link:France]]
| Naudières
| 1
| 2011-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link:USA]]
| Go Bananas
| 1
| 2011-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Hopi Hari
| 1
| 2012-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Terra Mitica
| 1
| 2014-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland|22px]]
| Energylandia
| 1
| 2014-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Holiday Park
| 1
| 2014-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Wild Waves
| 1
| 2016 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUzbekistan.png|link{{=}}Uzbekistan]]
| Istikol Park
| 1
| 2019 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Kishkinta
| 1
| 2016 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Shanghai Disneyland
| 1
| 2021-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Tivoli Friheden
| 1
| 2022-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Wild- und Freizeitpark Klotten
| 1
| 2022-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Gröna Lund
| 1
| 2023 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Liseberg
| 1
| 2024 -
|}}}
</center>

== [[Gran Turismo]] ==
These are the most lulziest vehicle race tracks to evar exist in teh earth.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! TRACK
! KILLS
! YEARS ACTIVE
|- style{{=}}"background:#09ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHongKong.png|23px|link{{=}}HongKong]]
| [[Wikipedia:Happy Valley Racecourse fire|Happy Valley Racecourse]]
| 614
| 1845 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#33ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag of the Isle of Man.svg.png|23px|link{{=}}Isle of man]]
| [[Wikipedia:List of Isle of Man TT Mountain Course fatalities|Isle of Man TT Mountain Course]]
| 280
| 1908 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:List of 24 Hours of Le Mans fatalities|Circuit de la Sarthe]]
| 107
| 1925 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|23px|link:Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:List of Autodromo Nazionale di Monza fatalities|Monza Circuit]]
| 88
| 1922 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:List of Nürburgring fatalities|Nürburgring]]
| 80
| 1928 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:List of fatalities at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway|Indianapolis Motor Speedway]]
| 74
| 1909 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:List of Brands Hatch Circuit fatal accidents|Brands Hatch Circuit]]
| 56
| 1949 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|23px|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| [[Wikipedia:List of Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps fatalities|Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps]]
| 53
| 1925 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:List of Daytona International Speedway fatalities|Daytona International Speedway]]
| 41
| 1959 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Silverstone Circuit
| 35
| 1960 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Dundrod Circuit
| 32
| 1950 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Oulton Park
| 26
| 1969 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Autodromo de Buenos Aires
| 21
| 1952-
|- style{{=}}"background:#e5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|23px|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Fastnet Race
| 17
| 1925-
|- style{{=}}"background:#e5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|23px|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Mille Miglia
| 13
| 1933-
|- style{{=}}"background:#e5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Grenzlandring
| 13
| 1952-
|- style{{=}}"background:#e5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}SouthAfrica]]
| Kyalami Grand Prix Circuit
| 11
| 1974 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#e5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| Reno Air Races
| 11
| 2011-
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| Autodrome de Linas-Montlhéry
| 6
| 1962-
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Germany]]
| AVUS
| 3
| 1932-2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| Quad Oval
| 3
| 1984 -
|}}}
</center>

== [[Plague Inc]]: Evolved ==


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! EPI/PANDEMIC
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! ACTIVE
! DISEASE TYPE
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagEU.png|24px|link{{=}}Europe]]
| Black Death
| ~150 million
| 1346–1353
| Bubonic plague
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| Spanish flu
| 20–100 million
| 1918–1920
| Influenza (the flu)
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagEU.png|24px|link{{=}}Europe]]
| Plague of Justinian
| 15–75 million
| 541–549 (oldest major outbreak)
| Bubonic plague
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Africa_mini.png|24px|link{{=}}Africa]]
| [[AIDS|HIV/AIDS]]
| 42 million
| 1981–present
| As self
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|24px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Coronavirus|COVID-19]]
| 7–28 million
| 2019–present
| Coronavirus
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|24px|link{{=}}China]]
| Third plague pandemic
| ~13 million
| 1855–1960
| Bubonic plague
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Cocoliztli Epidemic
| ~10 million
| 1545–1548
| Unidentified
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Iq.gif|24px|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| Antonine Plague
| 5–10 million (factor for falling of the Roman Empire)
| 165–180
| Measles or smallpox
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|24px|link{{=}}China]]
| Unit 731 experiments
| 400,000+
| 1936-1945
| Bubonic plague, anthrax, cholera, smallpox
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Swine flu]]
| 18,449
| 2009-2010
| Influenza (the flu)
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Africa_mini.png|24px|link{{=}}Africa]]
| [[Ebola]]
| 15,000+
| 1976-present
| As self
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|24px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[SARS]]
| 774
| 2002-2004
| Coronavirus
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sverdlovsk anthrax leak
| 66+
| 1979
| Anthrax
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|24px|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Zika]]
| 18
| 2015-2016
| As self
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| Amerithrax
| 5
| 2001
| Anthrax

|}}}
</center>

==Diner Dash==
These products and dishes are so tasty that even [[Gordon Ramsay]] couldn't match them. Buy them and we will give you a 99% discount coupon.

<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! COMPANY
! KILLS
! YEARS ACTIVE
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:1971 Iraq poison grain disaster|Cargill]]
| 650
| 1865-
|- style{{=}}"background:#68FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Toxic oil syndrome|Unknown]]
| 600
| 1981
|- style{{=}}"background:#87FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| [[Wikipedia:2017–2018 South African listeriosis outbreak|Tiger Brands]]
| 216
| 1921-
|- style{{=}}"background:#B9FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:1900 English ber poisoning|Bostock & Co]]
| 70
| 1888-1900
|- style{{=}}"background:#D1FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:2011 Germany E. coli O104:H4 outbreak|Disputed]]
| 53
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#E4FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:2011 United States listeriosis outbreak|Jensen Farms]]
| 33
| 2011-2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFF700"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|23px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:2016 Punjab sweet poisoning|Khalid Mahmood]]
| 33
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFF300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Peanut Corporation of America|PCA]]
| 9
| 1977-2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFE200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sanlu Group|Sanlu Group]]
| 6
| 1956-2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFB900"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Blue Bell Creameries|Blue Bell Creameries]]
| 3
| 1907-
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF9700"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Similac|Similac]]
| 1
| 1929-
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF5100"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:7UP|Pepsi]]
| 1
| 1929-
|}}}
</center>

==Hack'N'Slash==
''"Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the little emotions."'' In an era of firearms and explosives, going old-school from time to time isn't so bad.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! INJURED
! YEAR
! STATUS
! PLAYING STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#5dff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|25px|link{{=}}Croatia]]
| Petar Brzica
| 1360
| ?
| 1942
| Unknown
| Guard at the Jasenovac concentration camp in Croatia made a bet with his fellow guards on who could kill the most prisoners during a single night. Armed with only a knife, Petar allegedly slaughtered well over a thousand people in a fit of ecstasy. Other estimates place his score somewhere between 670 and 1100, which is still an incredible amount. It might all be [[bullshit]], though. After the Nazis were defeated, Petar vanished into thin air never to be seen again.
|- style{{=}}"background:#5dff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Unknown
| 32
| ?
| 1905
| [[Fail|Got caught and stoned to death like a fucking bitch, lol.]]
| [[Epic Win|Pwned just as many as Cho did, but with a fucking knife.]] Oh, and, if you think [[Devin Patrick Kelley|Devin Kelley]] and [[Matthew Murray]] are the OG christianfag killers, you are nothing but a naive zoomer. This pig-worshiping latino had so much satanic{{atheist}} hatred inside his heart that he cornered entire groups of church-goers just to kill them with a shitty knife. You know, for the lulz.
|- style{{=}}"background:#5dff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]
| [[William Unek]]
| 21
| 30+
| 1954
| [[Epic Win|Escaped to commit another killing spree]], [[Fail|but was taken down by cops.]]
| A Police Soldier who went on two killing sprees, both of which killed at least 20 [[niggers]]! His first one consisted of him massacring people with an axe for less than 90 minutes before escaping. His second one landed him a solid spot on the FPS Single Player list.
|- style{{=}}"background:#5dff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Wirjo
| 20
| 12
| 1987
| Hanged himself
| An alcoholic gambling farmer. Beat his son and beat, stabbed, and killed his friend before going around stabbing and hitting more people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#5dff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Abdul Waheed
| 20
| 4
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| A janitor. Pulled off the ultimate April Fools' [[prank]] by calling pilgrims to his shrine so he could trick them into eating [[drug]]ged food before going to [[Torture|work]] on them with bludgeons, blades, and sticks.
|- style{{=}}"background:#85ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Sagamihara Stabbings|Satoshi Uematsu]]
| 19
| 26
| 2016
| Sentenced to death
| A noble eugenicist who removed 19 [[cripple|disabled people]] from the gene pool at a facility near Tokyo. Turned himself in an hour later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#85ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yang Qingpei
| 19
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| A chink. Went Hitman and managed to kill nearly 20 people - with no survivors. All of this with a shitty knife, too!
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Arsenio Formentera
| 17
| ?
| 1968
| V&
| Schizo farmer killed 17 people with a machete, and somehow robbed and raped along the way.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Ou Yangpu
| 17
| 0
| 1976
| Hanged himself
| Killed 17 of his own family members with a kitchen knife and hanged himself in a forest. Holds the crown for familicides.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Huang Guozhen
| 16-17
| 1-2
| 1989
| Sentenced to death
| After fighting with his brother, he decided to kill him and his wife and burn his house down before going around town stabbing people while drunk.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Hodeng
| 16
| 1
| 1879
| Dead
| Went on a stabbing spree in the Dutch East Indies before being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Domingo Salazar
| 16
| 1
| 1956
| Sentenced to death
| A revenge-seeker. Killed his wife and nephew before attacking people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Magu
| 15
| 5
| 1873
| Killed by people
| Another Indonesian who went on a rampage before being captured and killed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Florentino Basobas
| 15
| 4
| 1977
| Killed by people
| Yet another stabbing spree by a farmer in the Philippines.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Anatkin
| 15
| 3
| 1897
| Killed by people
| Malay stabbed his wife for cheating on him and went amok before a guy shot him down.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Pusok Anak Ngaik
| 14
| 4
| 1965
| Escaped?
| Went amok before possibly escaping
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Hasnain Anwar Warekar
| 14
| 1
| 2016
| Hanged himself
| A sandnigger. Sedated his family members and slit their throats before hanging himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Guo Zhongmin
| 13
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 2003
| [[An hero]] by pesticide
| Armed with a knife and a stick, Guo fatally beat and stabbed 13 people, before swallowing pesticide.
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|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Shi Yuejun
| 12
| 5
| 2006
| Executed
| Angry man decided to take revenge on the society that had humiliated him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Mogo
| 12
| 1
| 1929
| Sentenced to death
| After getting kicked out of a farm, this former farmer nigger stabbed people with a spear before getting arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Matti Juhani Saari|Juhani]] Aataminpoika
| 12
| 0
| 1849
| Incarcerated (Dead)
| Horse thief that escaped and went on a murderous rampage for around a month before being [[Fail|recaptured and sentenced to death]]. His sentence was later commuted to [[Bdsm|40 lashes]] and life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Lazaro Obwara
| 12
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 1950
| V& by pigs
| Being pissed about his son dying, he decided to go around and stab people before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|23px|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| Fano militia
| 12
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 2021
| Escaped
| Beated and killed 12 people on a [[GTA]] style ambulance robbing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Myles_Sanderson|Myles Brandon Sanderson]]
| 11
| 18
| 2022
| An hero?
| Canadian [[injun]] went on a stabbing spree killing some of his family members including his brother and neighbors before [[GTFO|going on the lam]] for several days. He was finally captured after being run off the road by cops and died later in the police custody from an alleged suicide by overdose.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagVietnam.png|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| Dương Văn Môn
| 11
| 6
| 1998
| Sentenced to death
| Vietnamese schizo went on a stabbing rampage through his village.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| Gregorio Caceres
| 11
| 4
| 1942
| Shot by pigs
| A farmer. Hacked and stabbed people with a hatchet and knife before being shot by the pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Andangan
| 11
| 0
| 1921
| An hero
| Killed a bunch of his relatives with a bolo and then became an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Huang Zhiheng
| 10
| 0
| 1985
| An hero in prison
| Murdered a family over a gambling debt before killing himself in prison the next year. Also killed a man in 1973.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Zhao Zewei]]
| 9
| 19
| 2018
| Executed
| Chinese school stabber who took revenge on his childhood school for making him a faggot.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Jamin Mukobero
| 9
| 6
| 2001
| Incarcerated
| Nigger who stabbed 15 people, mostly family members.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yang Mingxin
| 9
| 3
| 1998
| Incarcerated
| 39-year-old farmer stole ten geese before being caught by the owner and threatened, resulting in an axe rampage. Tried to kill himself but failed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yan Yanming
| 9
| 3
| 2004
| Executed
| Attacked a school with a knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLibya.png|link{{=}}Libya]]
| Berri Khan
| 9
| 0
| 1914
| An Hero by poison
| Merchant killed his 9 family members. After, he commited suicide by poison with some drugs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Antonio Alvarez
| 9
| 0
| 1923
| An hero
| Mexican stabbed his wife and 8 children to death with an axe because he wrongly predicted a future earthquake.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lorne Acquin
| 9
| 0
| 1977
| Dead
| Killed his relatives with a tire iron before burning down the house. Died in prison in 2015.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| Onyekachi Ugwu
| 9
| 0
| 2015
| [[Epic Win|Escaped!]]
| Stabbed his father with a machete and then hacked his neighbours before escaping forever.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Mamoru Takuma]]
| 8
| 15
| 2001
| Hanged
| A suicidal janitor. Went to the private Ikeda Elementary School and killed rich kids. Only used a kitchen knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| Zheng Minsheng
| 8
| 5
| 2010
| Incarcerated
| Bonus points for using a machete to end the lives of schoolchildren.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Richard Speck]]
| 8
| 0
| 1966
| Died in prison
| Went into a Chicago townhouse dorm for female college nursing students and [[Lulz|raped, beat, tortured, stabbed and strangled all 8 women to death]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Nils Narumseie
| 8
| 0
| 1833
| Executed
| Nils was a known thief in his youth. On the night of his 25th birthday he would target a farm and kill everyone living there with an axe before burning it down in an attempt to get away with stealing a watch. He was soon arrested, confessed to his crimes and was executed by beheading with an axe.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Fritz Angerstein
| 8
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 1924
| Executed
| Killed a bunch of his close acquaintances with an axe and a dagger.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Andrew Day
| 8
| 0
| 1929
| Dead
| Canuck who stabbed his wife and 7 children to death. Was then declared insane and put in a mental hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Christopher Kasoma
| 8
| 0
| 2004
| [[An hero]]
| Killed his relatives in the shopping centre before poisoning himself to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Oleg Belov
| 8
| 0
| 2015
| Incarcerated
| Slaughtered his family and mother using knives and hatchets, pretending nothing was wrong for several days before being v&. Oleg explained that it all went down after an argument between him and his wife over his 6-year-old son's "parrot haircut".
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Liang Wu
| 7
| 13
| 2021
| V&
| Stabbed random people in the street to vent from his family issues.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Soera Brotto
| 7
| 10
| |1786
| Executed
| Javanese prisioner went amok in [[Prison|''NIGHTMARE MODE'']] and permabanned 7 guards before being sentenced to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yang Moufeng
| 7
| 7
| 2020
| V&
| A man in his 60's stabbed people nearby a school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Paulino Fernández Vázquez
| 7
| 6
| 1989
| [[An Hero]]
| An old hillbilly stabbed with a knife and an axe random people before becoming [[an hero]] with fire. The reason, fear to lose his lands.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Nicolae_Lungu|Nicolae Lungu]]
| 7
| 6
| 2019
| Incarcerated
| Smacked a bunch of people to death with an IV stand [[Lulz|in a psychiatric hospital]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMyanmar.png|link{{=}}Myanmar]]
| U Win-maung
| 7
| 5
| 1975
| Killed by police
| The school principal got tired with the inbreed students and decided to teach them the magic of the High Score. He died, clearly because of a shot by the pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| Thubelihle Kheshow
| 7
| 5
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Businessman went postal in the middle of nothing in Zimbabwe, killing 7 people and injuring 5 before being V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| Malam Kaigama Alhaji Jikurko
| 7
| 3
| 2008
| V&
| Pull out a carnage before the keen officers caught him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLithuania.png|link{{=}}Lithuania]]
| Gregor Makranicz
| 7
| 1
| 1930
| Escaped?
| Killed 7 on a barber shop before probably escaping
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Jerry Langobon
| 7
| 1
| 2002
| Incarcerated
| Pinoy who bolo'd his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Karl Emil Malmelin
| 7
| 0
| 1899
| Dead
| Slaughtered a farm with an axe. Pardoned in 1912.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFiji.png|link{{=}}Fiji]]
| Suku
| 7
| 0
| 1930
| Executed
| Killed a entire family by stabbing before setting the house in fire.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Eivind Axelsen Larsen
| 7
| 0
| 1932
| Dead
| A young man who feared he had gone insane and decided to kill his family with an axe and burn down the house, to spare them of suffering the same fate.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Gardo Pagkay
| 7
| 0
| 1968
| An hero
| Another pinoy who made holes in his family before becoming an hero by stabbing himself in the throat.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ramon Salcido
| 5 (+2 by gunfire)
| 1 (+1 by gunfire)
| 1989
| Incarcerated
| After a fun night of binge drinking and doing coke, he drove his three young daughters to have fun at an isolated dumping site, [[Pedophile|but wanted to show his daughters how much he really loved them.]] After having sex with his young daughters like how any [[sick fuck|great father]] would, he decided to cut their throats and leave them there to play by themselves, while he went to run a few errands. Two of his daughters later mysteriously died while the other was found in a trash can (wtf?). He then drove to visit his mother-in-law, but was violently attacked for no good reason, prompting him to justifiably stab her and her two kids to death in self-defense. He then returned home, where he shot his bitch wife for refusing to make sandwiches. His next stop on his errands was Grand Cru Vineyard, where he decided to get even with his supervisors after they had made fun of him for being overweight and having a small dick, shooting both of them, killing one, wounding the other.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Abdallah Byekwaso
| 7
| 0
| 2007
| [[An Hero]]
| Killed his children and wife before [[An Hero|An Heroing]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHongKong.png|link{{=}}Hong Kong]]
| Lee Chi Hang
| 6
| 38
| 1982
| Incarcerated
| Dual wielding knives and chisels, he killed his mom and sister, then entered the nearby kindergarten.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Julian Marcelino
| 6
| 13
| 1932
| Dead
| Filipino immigrant who ran amok through the streets of Seattle and stabbed people for half an hour before surrendering to police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Joel Cauchi
| 6
| 12
| 2024
| Killed by police
| 40-year-old {{wayback|https://www.escortsau.com.au/escort/joel/|20240414011244|title=escort}} stabbed people in a mall before [[police|da pigs]] killed him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yang Jia
| 6
| 4
| 2008
| Executed
| Was arrested some time before the stabbing for [[WTF|riding a bike]] and was beaten and interrogated when brought to the police station. When he failed to sue them he decided to deal with it himself using molotovs and a knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniLaosflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Laos]]
| Anonymous police officer
| 6
| 3
| 1967
| V&
| Anon pig got so angry and stabbed people arround the town before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuyana.png|23px|link{{=}}Guyana]]
| Hubert Headley
| 6
| 3
| 1994
| Killed by police
| Druggie friend killed 6 and a dog in his rural [[Redneck|Blackneck]] village before being killed by the pigs
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Rosa Rufo Barquero
| 6
| 2
| 1896
| Dead
| A schizo woman who threw 8 children into a well. She tried to kill herself by jumping into the well herself, but was rescued and imprisoned.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| Lemison Kapambe
| 6
| 1
| 2012
| Killed by people
| Bat shit insane man killed his family before being torched alive by some angry citizens.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Wu Moujie
| 6
| 1
| 2023
| V&
| 25 year old man went amok after assaulting a guy outside a kindergarten.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Febrio De-Zoysa
| 6
| 1
| 2024
| V&
| Sri Lankan immigrant stabbed a family of Sri Lankan immigrants he was living with. Only the dad survived.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Rajko Marić
| 6
| 0
| 1901
| Executed
| Killed people with a 2kg weight and a knife before being hanged.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Viktor Nikolics
| 6
| 0
| 1906
| Dead
| Grabbed an axe and murdered his brother's family right after a 20-year prison sentence.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Unknown
| 6
| 0
| 1922
| [[Epic Win|Escaped and never been found]]
| Armed with a mattock, mined the head of a whole family ripping off his heads before escaping forever.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Onni Poikonen
| 6
| 0
| 1930
| An hero
| Killed his family before burning down the house and drinking poison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Toivo Harald Koljonen
| 6
| 0
| 1943
| Executed
| Chopped up a family of farmers with an axe.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ervi Matti Lehtikoski
| 6
| 0
| 1944
| An hero
| 31-year-old man from [[Mr. Saari|Kauhajoki]] killed his family with a razor before shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Uuno Suni
| 6
| 0
| 1962
| An hero
| Killed his family with an axe before hanging himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous man
| 6
| 0
| [[Veteran|1614]]
| Executed
| Killed his wife and children before being [[LOL|executed in diferent ways]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Ryszard Sobok
| 6
| 0
| 1981
| Sentenced to death and executed
| Killed members of his family with a bayonet knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Chang Yee Loong
| 6
| 0
| 2000
| V&
| Chink thought that chopping his family with a sword was a good idea. Then he fleeds out of the house and then his car crashes. Police V& him when he was trying to fleed for second time.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| Orelesitse Thokamolemo
| 6
| 0
| 2008
| Executed
| Stabbed his 6 family members dressed like Jason from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. After that, he got executed [[WTF|by hanging]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Damian Rzeszowski
| 6
| 0
| 2011
| Dead
| Polack slaughtered his family and tried to stab himself to death. Hung himself in prison in 2018.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Vayron Jonathan Nakada Ludeña
| 6
| 0
| 2015
| Incarcerated
| Went on a three day stabbing spree, breaking into three homes. His brother, serial killer Pedro Pablo Nakada Ludeña can be found on the Tactical Espionage Action scoreboard.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGhana.png|23px|link{{=}}Ghana]]
| Akwasi Ganu
| 6
| 0
| 2016
| Killed by people
| Killed his 2 parents, 2 children and his anoying ass neighbours before a angry mob lynched him to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Elias Abuelazam
| 5
| 13
| 2010
| Incarcerated
| A good Jew, believe it or not, who did his part by thinning out the black.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAngola.png|link{{=}}Angola]]
| Jorge José
| 5
| 6
| 2009
| V&
| Portunigger got so high and began to stab random people on streets before police arrested him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBarbados.png|link{{=}}Barbados]]
| Seon Hope
| 5
| 5
| 1933
| Executed
| Decided to kill a donkey and a pig, before making his carnage. He was V& and then sentenced to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Alberto Garan
| 5
| 4
| 2017
| Shot by cops
| Went on a stabbing spree in an apartment building after killing his GF.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Espen Andersen Bråthen]]
| 5
| 3
| 2021
| Institutionalized
| Insane islamic convert that went amok in true Skyrim style wielding a knife and the bow and arrow. He did relatively good, even hitting a [[Cops|pig]] and some others with arrows, but ultimately used his knife to rack up his score.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| John Murphy
| 5
| 3
| 1901
| Dead
| Made PETA proud by killing slaughterhouse workers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Feodor Mihailov
| 5
| 2
| 1910
| An hero
| Slaughtered a family and jumped from a window during his interrogation.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Tito Weski
| 5
| 1
| 1902
| Dead
| Estonian traveller killed a family with an axe.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNiger.png|link{{=}}Niger]]
| Anonymous schizo
| 5
| 1
| 1994
| Incarcerated?
| Schizo whacked 4 babies to death in a [[School|madrase]], then killed a random woman trying to stop him before getting beaten by a bunch of angry niggers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Matthew de Grood]]
| 5
| 1
| 2014
| Incarcerated
| Matthew went Hitman on people with a kitchen knife before being V& not too long after he left the house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Isabel Martinez
| 5
| 1
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| An illegal immigrant who decided to clean house (and not in the maid way) by eviscerating her husband and four of their children while rambling about how they were going to "see Jesus."
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Fabiano Kipper Mai
| 5
| 1
| 2021
| At hospital (attempted an hero)
| Stabbed babies in a daycare in a feeble attempt to copycat [[Sandy Hook]]. Was attacked by an angry mob after attempting to [[An hero|kill himself]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Geneviève Lhermitte
| 5
| 0
| 2007
| Euthanized
| Crazy lady killed her children with a stolen kitchen knife. 16 years later she was willingly euthanized in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Dexter Lewis, Lynell Hill and Joseph Hill
| 5
| 0
| 2012
| Incarcerated
| 3 apes and one [[snitch|FBI informant]] had robbed a bar for [[niggers|$170]], but [[Dexter]] had stabbed the bar owner and four patrons to death, while Joseph Hill had held up the cashier at gunpoint. Joseph's brutha, Lynell Hill, had blocked the door. They set fire to the bar afterwards before fleeing. All three were charged except for the undercover agent.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Anonymous man
| 5
| 0
| 2024
| [[An hero]]
| Hawaii man killed his family before himself
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTaiwan.png|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| Cheng Chieh
| 4
| 24
| 2014
| Executed
| Schizo chink stabbed some randoms at the metro before being V& and executed on 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|24px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| Alejandro Amigó Vergara
| 4
| 9
| 1974
| Shot by cops
| Escaped from a psychiatric hospital to murder people with rocks.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Christian Soto
| 4
| 7
| 2024
| V&
| Former boss went amok before being V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Maksim Gelman
| 4
| 5
| 2011
| Incarcerated
| Druggie [[Schizophrenia|delusional]] [[Wigger|wannabe gangster]] from [[Ukraine|some fucked up Slavic country]] who tried to take down "rats" who had wronged him by stabbing his stepdaddy, [[Elliot Rodger|a girl who rejected him]], her mom and running over a fuckton of people before [[Epic Fail|trying to hijack a train, failing and then trying to kill some guy who tackled him]]. Said guy who tackled him got trolled by the [[cops|pigs]] who acted like they subdued him without any help when in reality they hid like pussies in the driver's cab of the train until the guy had tackled him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Luiz Henrique de Lima
| 4
| 4
| 2023
| V&
| 25-year-old jumped a fence and slashed some kids to pieces with an axe in a daycare. In prison, Luiz was subjected to standard Brazilian street justice; tortured and raped.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Columbine Copycats#Daniel Gonzalez|Daniel Gonzalez]]
| 4
| 2
| 2004
| An hero in prison
| Stabbed some people to imitate horror movies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| Aobakwe Lehupu
| 4
| 2
| 2014
| Incarcerated
| Yet another botswana guy who went amok, this time in his town. Killed 2 family members and wounded 2 anothers before killing 2 randoms.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Mickaël Harpon
| 4
| 2
| 2019
| Shot by cops
| Decided to one-up everyone on this leaderboard by playing on [[Doom|ULTRA HARDCORE NIGHTMARE MODE DIFFICULTY]] (a.k.a. at a police station), all in the name of [[Allah]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:miniflagLatvia.png|link{{=}}Latvia]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Alexander_Koryakov|Alexander Koryakov]]
| 4
| 1
| 1999
| Incarcerated
| Killed 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jason Abbott
| 4
| 1
| 2008
| Incarcerated
| Killed his aunt, uncle and grandparents and wounded another aunt with a hunting knife after his mother threatened to call the police on him [[lolwut|because he was yelling about orange and red being "evil colors"]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Peter Westerstrøm
| 4
| 0
| 1809
| Executed
| Swedish man robbed a business owner in Norway by killing everyone present with an axe and looting whatever he could find before trying to escape to Sweden, only to be stopped by bad weather. He was beheaded and his head put on a stake.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Fredrik von Sydow
| 4
| 0
| 1932
| Dead
| Killed his father and his employees with a flatiron before shooting his wife and himself later the same day.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Väinö Armas Kalevi Kilpiäinen
| 4
| 0
| 1953
| Died in prison
| Killed a family with a hammer before robbing their house. Died in 1973.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| William Patrick Mitchell
| 4
| 0
| 1993
| Incarcerated
| Spent the day getting high on a combination of [[cannabis]], [[alcohol]] and [[amphetamines]] before driving to a remote farm wielding an axe, killing the small family that resided there and [[Necrophilia|raping the mother's corpse]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Seppo Juhani Kokkonen
| 4
| 0
| 1997
| Institutionalized
| Stabbed his family because his wife wanted a divorce.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Milos Ilic
| 4
| 0
| 2020
| Incarcerated
| Crazy Serb killed his family with an axe.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Peter Lundin
| 4
| 0
| 1991 & 2000
| Incarcerated
| Strangled his mother in 1991, before he was released from the US to Denmark. Here, he stabbed the female owner of a brothel and her two sons. He used an ax and a grinder to remove all the body parts, before putting them [[Into the trash it goes|into separate trash bins]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Hector Hugo Miranda Miranda
| 4
| 0
| 2001
| An hero
| Chilean man who had gone insane because he had been tortured in the past strangled his family and burned down the house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Richard Samuel Mcroskey
| 4
| 0
| 2009
| V&
| Horrorcore wigger who smashed his underage girlfriend, her parents, and friend's faces in with a hammer.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Saeid Ahmadzadeh
| 4
| 0
| 2010
| An hero
| Former guerilla soldier from [[Iraq]] strangled his wife and drowned his kids before drowning himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Bryan Kohberger
| 4
| 0
| 2022
| V&
| Slaughtered some students in their home before disappearing without a trace, leaving police scratching their heads for over a month. After celebrating Christmas with his family, Bryan was ultimately busted due to pesky DNA evidence.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| Edward Chirombe
| 4
| 0
| 2023
| An Hero
| Old 43 year old father stabs his 2 daughters and his wife before raping de bodies and commit suicide.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Kim De Gelder
| 3
| 12
| 2009
| V&
| Went to a local kindergarden and killed 2 children and a teacher and injured 10 more and 2 teachers before being caught by police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMyanmar.png|link{{=}}Myanmar]]
| Phoe Htin
| 3
| 11
| 1991
| V&?
| Drunk chink hacked some guys
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuam.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Chad Ryan DeSoto
| 3
| 11
| 2013
| Incarcerated
| Some guy from [[USA|Guam]] crash his car and stabbed people randomly before getting life V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Mark Jonnie Pelen
| 3
| 9
| 2013
| V&
| Edgelord got drunk and killed 3 people with a bolo knife before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Abdirahman Jibril A.
| 3
| 7
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Islamist from Somalia stabbed random people for Allah.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Noelia De Mingo
| 3
| 6
| 2003
| Institutionalized
| Schizo nurse stabbed to death in the local hospital a patient, her workmate and another workmate, also injured 6 more before getting arrested and sented to a mental hospital for 25 years.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Felin Mateo
| 3
| 6
| 2010
| Killed by people
| Criminal stabbed random people in a primary school before being stabbed with his knife by some villagers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Liu Mouhui
| 3
| 6
| 2022
| V&
| Entered a kindergarten and stabbed people randomly before escaping.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Abdel-Rahman Shaaban
| 3
| 4
| 2017
| V&
| Sand nigger stabbed female tourists in a hotel before getting mobbed and v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Väinö Edvard Kuhlman
| 3
| 3
| 1953
| Dead
| Father of 9 killed some of his kids, injured his wife and others and tried to slit his own throat. Died in 1974.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Khairi Saadallah
| 3
| 3
| 2020
| V&
| Cheft up some old [[cunts]] for [[Allah]] after a [[BLM]] protest.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Valdo Calocane
| 3
| 3
| 2023
| V&
| African immigrant stabbed a young couple and an old man, stole the old man's van and tried to ram others.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Mohammad Souf
| 3
| 3
| 2022
| Shot by cops
| 18-year-old Palestinian stabbed some Israelis before being raped by bullets.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Anonymous teacher
| 3
| 2
| 1969
| Incarcerated
| Mad teacher went to school and killed 3 students and injured 2 before being V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Edward Mwanje
| 3
| 2
| 2002
| Killed by People
| Stabbed 5 people killing 2 girls in a kindergarten. He got stoned by people .
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Gregorio Ramos
| 3
| 2
| 2007
| An Hero
| Killed his mother, wife, and son and injured his 2 daughters via axe before jumping off the roof from a 9th floor.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreenland.png|link{{=}}Greenland]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Kunuunnguaq_Korneliussen|Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen]]
| 3
| 2
| 2012
| Incarcerated
| Inuit comrade used a hammer to try to beat Abel's high score in his village but failed and got v& via helicopter. Was also imprisoned in the same prison as Abel.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Illutak Anautak
| 3
| 2
| 2017
| Shot by cops
| Broke into 3 houses and stabbed 5 people before getting killed by police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Lempi Kananen
| 3
| 1
| 1953
| An hero
| 20-year-old girl attacked her family with an axe and killed herself with a knife. Her mother survived.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Väinö Olavi Svahn
| 3
| 1
| 1971
| Dead
| Stabbed and axed some people before getting his wrist broken and arrested. His wife, who was injured during his attack, committed suicide by overdose later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Bahadir Mirzaolimov
| 3
| 1
| 2007
| Incarcerated
| Drunk 27-year-old Uzbek strangled and beat his much older and pregnant Norwegian ex-wife, molested her 10-old-daughter and killed a random 7-year-old girl.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]]
| 3
| 1
| 2015
| Shot by cops
| [[Epic Win|Anton used the force to cut through Mudslime students while blaring the shit out of Suicide Commando]] before getting raped to death by bullets.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Veli Hemming Lahti
| 3
| 0
| 1939
| Dead
| 27-year-old painter snapped and killed his family. Tried to kill himself by stabbing himself in the chest, but survived.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Keijo Kyösti Vilpponen
| 3
| 0
| 1960
| Dead
| 22-year-old killed his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ben Rickhard Wiberg
| 3
| 0
| 1995
| Released
| Stabbed some friends at a party.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}spain]]
| Jose Rabadan Pardo
| 3
| 0
| 2000
| Institutionalized
| Final Fantasy fan slashed his parents and his [[Retard|dawn]] sister with a katana.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Atteye Aden Mahamed
| 3
| 0
| 2003
| Institutionalized
| Somalian stabbed his wife and kids to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Petri Antero Moilanen, Markus Tapani Väisänen
| 3
| 0
| 2004
| Released, died in prison
| A pair of troublemakers were invited to a party and ended up stabbing three people and a dog. Moilanen allegedly turned his life around in prison and was released on parole in 2022, and Väisänen died of a heart attack in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Timo Antero Lukkarinen
| 3
| 0
| 2005
| Released
| 34-year-old stabbed and strangled his family before trying to commit suicide. Sentenced to life in prison, but released in 2020 and now goes by the last name "Apell"
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrunei.png|23px|link{{=}}Brunei]]
| Richard Chia Kok Hiong
| 3
| 0
| 2004
| V&
| Suffocated his family with a pillow before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Shahzad Khan
| 3
| 0
| 2006
| Incarcerated
| Chopped his family to bits with an axe after an argument about money.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Atle Thomas Knutstad Johansen
| 3
| 0
| 2007
| An hero
| 45-year-old man strangled his family before killing himself due to going through a stressful time.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Yu-Hsiu Fu
| 3
| 0
| 2007
| Incarcerated
| Taiwanese mom strangled her kids after failing to poison them with sleeping pills. Sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Ragnar Nilsson
| 3
| 0
| 2010
| Incarcerated
| 21-year-old killed his step-father and siblings with an axe before trying to escape to Russia. Suspected of killing two other people in a similar fashion five years earlier.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jarmo Malinen
| 3
| 0
| 2011
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed his family and tried to kill himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSuriname.png|link{{=}}Suriname]]
| Charles Franklin
| 3
| 0
| 2012
| [[Epic win|Escaped!]]
| Killed his daughters and wife before escaping forever.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Henrik Johannes Arra
| 3
| 0
| 2012
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed his family to death and burned down the house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]]
| Julio Saquil
| 3
| 0
| 2012
| Killed by people
| [[Spic]] got drunked and stabbed 2 kids in a school before being pwned by people by being torched.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Peter Roy Paul Beak
| 3
| 0
| 2013
| An hero in prison
| South-Sudanese refugee entered a bus and killed everyone on board because he was denied asylum and due to be shipped out of the country the next day. Killed himself in prison in 2014.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCyprus.png|link{{=}}Cyprus]]
| Christakis Thoma
| 3
| 0
| 2015
| Incarcerated
| Christakis discussed with 3 men and killed them outside his father restaurant. He was V& and life sentenced.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| Violet Tiliri Phiri
| 3
| 0
| 2016
| V&
| 38-year old mother killed all her sons before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Zweli Shongwe
| 3
| 0
| 2019
| An hero
| <s>He is the now highest score instead of Sicelo</s>. Got surpased by another random guy. He murdered his 7 and 9 year old children and his wife before committing suicide by drinking pesticide.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMoldova.png|link{{=}}Moldova]]
| Anonymous man
| 3
| 0
| 2020
| V&
| Killed 3 with a piece of glass before police catched him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Shaban Mukhooli
| 3
| 0
| 2023
| Killed by people
| Killed his family before an angry mob opposite day'd him
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg|link{{=}}Sri Lanka]]
| Anonymous hindi
| 2
| 18
| 1929
| V&
| Hindi went postal with a clasp knife killing 2 people because another hindi insult his wife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Ryuichi Iwasaki
| 2
| 18
| 2019
| An hero
| Hikikomori incel who stabbed 20 people, killing one child and an adult with dual-wield knives on a school bus, and then committed seppuku.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]]
| Basilio Martínez Ávila
| 2
| 15
| 1971
| Institutionalized?
| Crazy [[spic]] killed 1 student and the guard, and injured 15 students before being stoped by randoms and being reviewed by doctors
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anibal Gómez Fernández
| 2
| 10
| 1927
| Institutionalized
| After stabbing his family, a 27 year old man went amok in his local village. Got V& and sent to a mental hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg|link{{=}}Sri Lanka]]
| Robert Kerby K.
| 2
| 10
| 1986
| V&
| Aryan teacher taked some mushrooms and went on a local psychiatric ward to kill. Was found on a expressway naked.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Sicelo_Dlamini|Sicelo Dlamini]]
| 2
| 10
| 2009
| Killed by people
| Schizo from South Africa's minor tumor who went amoklauf with a lance and a knife. He killed a bitch before being beaten to death by a bunch of niggers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Abderrahman Bouanane
| 2
| 8
| 2017
| V&
| ISIS nigger dual wielded kitchen knives and attacked people in the street.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Chen Mouying
| 2´
| 7
| 2023
| V&
| Batshit insane Chink killed his mother, and went amok on a small town killing a man and injuring 7 other people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Yoni Barrios
| 2
| 6
| 2022
| V&
| Illegal immigrant stabbed girls after they refused to take a picture with him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Carl Girouard
| 2
| 5
| 2020
| V&
| Celebrated Halloween by putting on medieval gear and stabbing 7 people with a katana.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Joseph Parker Hunter
| 2
| 4
| 2003
| Shot by cops
| A [[Columbine|trenchcoat]]-wearing schizo who went on a stabbing spree with a samurai sword at the supermarket he got fired from.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Anonymous man
| 2
| 4
| 2017
| V&
| A guy that stabbed 6 people in a hotel before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Veli Lappalainen
| 2
| 3
| 1984
| Institutionalized
| 57-year-old forest worker stabbed some of his colleagues in a fit of madness.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:PapuaNewGuinea.png|23px|link{{=}}Papua New Guinea]]
| Anonymous student
| 2
| 2
| 2005
| V&
| Drugged student began stabbing 3 teachers and a janitor, killing 2 teachers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Timo Tapio Pesonen
| 2
| 2
| 2009
| Incarcerated
| Criminal was released from prison and attacked some acquaintances.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuyana.png|link{{=}}Guyana]]
| William Lyte
| 2
| 2
| 2010
| Incarcerated
| A man with a machete began to attack during the preparations for a funeral, killing a chink and a guy with the surname Blackman and injuring 2 more people before his arrest.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Huang Yichuan
| 2
| 2
| 2018
| Executed
| Stabbed a family outside a school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelarus.png|23px|link{{=}}Belarus]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Vadim_Miloshevsky|Vadim Miloshevsky]]
| 2
| 2
| 2019
| Incarcerated
| 15 year old belarusian student stabbed his history teacher to death, then he stabbed two students who were defending themselves, and after, killed a 17 year student.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jari Antero Karhu
| 2
| 1
| 2001
| Released
| Drug addict went berserk in a home, beating and stabbing people randomly.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Christine Schürrer
| 2
| 1
| 2008
| Incarcerated
| German woman who killed two children and seriously wounded their mother with a hammer. She was sentenced to life imprisonment.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jaakko Kinnunen
| 2
| 1
| 2014
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed some of his family and set the house on fire.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jeremy Joseph Christian
| 2
| 1
| 2017
| V&
| A white supremacist. Stabbed 3 people, killing 2, on a train as people tried to stop his rant on Muslims.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBhutan.png|link{{=}}Bhutan]]
| Sunil Rai
| 2
| 1
| 2023
| Incarcerated
| Peasant chink who killed his adoptive fathers and left wounded his brother before the pigs catched him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Tobias Bordi
| 2
| 1
| 2024
| An hero
| 19-year-old autist stabbed his mom and step-dad to death, wounding his little sister before killing himself, only 5 hours into [[2024|the new year]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|22px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz
| 2
| 1
| 2024
| V&
| 20 year old western spic and [[Suzano]] fan, went to a local university with a combat axe and pwned 2 women and injured a male student before the cops caught him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Irma Vuorinen
| 2
| 0
| 1958
| Released
| A young woman killed another woman and her child with an axe after arguing about money. Caught 3 years later and released some time after that.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Taisto Aleksi Tuominen
| 2
| 0
| 1971
| Dead
| Chopped two people to bits with an axe. Also stabbed someone to death in 1967.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Raimo Vilho Kalevi Kankare
| 2
| 0
| 1973
| An hero in prison
| 25-year-old beat two people to death with a clothes iron. Killed himself in a mental hospital in 1975.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mauno Matias
| 2
| 0
| 1975
| An hero
| 56-year-old man stabbed his daughters and killed himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Eero Rantanen
| 2
| 0
| 1984
| Released
| Strangled his sons, put them in his car and set it on fire.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Olle Ville Siponen, Seppo Tapani Hyytiäinen
| 2
| 0
| 1987
| Released, Killed
| Killed a gypsy couple, cut their eyes and tongues out. Seppo was stabbed to death in 2013, Olle turned his life around and got a job.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Matti Kalevi Rytkönen
| 2
| 0
| 1989
| Institutionalized
| Stabbed his wife and son before leaving. He was captured and sent to the nuthouse.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Tommi Pelkonen
| 2
| 0
| 1990
| Released
| Stabbed two buddies during an argument. One died in hospital a day later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jalo Allan Kantoniemi
| 2
| 0
| 1995
| Released
| Beat his girlfriend and daughter to death with a hammer.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Harri Antero Hyttinen
| 2
| 0
| 1995
| An hero in prison
| Stabbed a woman and her baby because she wouldn't have sex with him. Killed himself in 1998.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Peter Juhani Nissilä
| 2
| 0
| 1996
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed two men while drunk in 1996 and escaped from prison in 2011.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Rainer Rafael Björklund
| 2
| 0
| 1996
| Released
| 42-year-old got drunk with his wife and another friend before chopping them up with an axe. Sentenced to 14 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mika Repka
| 2
| 0
| 1997
| Incarcerated
| Killed two men with a sledgehammer during a party.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Outi Wredberg
| 2
| 0
| 1997
| Released
| Lesbian man-hating prostitute stabbed two old customers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Pasi Elias Manner
| 2
| 0
| 1998
| Released
| Stabbed two of his friends after an argument. Sentenced to 14 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ari Pekka Pihkanen
| 2
| 0
| 1999
| Released
| Stabbed his ex-wife and her friend while his children slept in another room.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Jan Helge Andersen
| 2
| 0
| 2000
| Released
| 19-year-old pedo lured two young girls to a remote location before raping and stabbing them both, blaming it on his friend Viggo. They both were sentenced to prison, and in 2022 Viggo was exonerated.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Kaarlo Puhakainen
| 2
| 0
| 2000
| Institutionalized
| Drugged and stabbed his step-son and his girlfriend together with his 12-year-old son.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Tero Johannes Pentinmäki
| 2
| 0
| 2002
| Released
| Stabbed and robbed two older men before burning down the house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jari Ensio Rantakari
| 2
| 0
| 2003
| Incarcerated
| Got drunk and killed his brother and friend.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Daniel Nyqvist
| 2
| 0
| 2004
| V&
| 21-year-old shanked an 8-year-old boy and a woman with a butterfly knife before escaping. He was identified 16 years later from DNA evidence.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Tero Tapani Holopainen
| 2
| 0
| 2005
| Released
| 35-year-old dad got drunk and tried to sleep, but was awakened by his sons crying and strangled them with his belt.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Tomasz Edward Fleszer
| 2
| 0
| 2006
| An Hero
| Polack stabbed his wife and their daughter, hid their bodies in the basement and killed himself in the woods nearby.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mika Varjakoski
| 2
| 0
| 2007
| Institutionalized
| 36-year-old man killed his parents before cutting them into pieces and hiding them in the woods.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jonne Lehtisyrjä
| 2
| 0
| 2007
| Released
| Stabbed his wife and sister on Christmas eve.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Janne Mikael Salomaa
| 2
| 0
| 2008
| Released
| 41-year-old stabbed two people. While in prison, Janne became a painter.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jarkko Juhani Malinen
| 2
| 0
| 2010
| Released
| Stabbed two of his friends during a party. Sentenced to 12 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Toivo Erik Nikkinen
| 2
| 0
| 2011
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed two friends at a party.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mikko Harju
| 2
| 0
| 2013
| Released
| Stabbed some people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Thomas Hamberg
| 2
| 0
| 2015
| An hero
| 55-year-old schizophrenic man chopped his parents to bits with an axe before riding his bike to a wooded area to sleep. When he couldn't sleep and realized what he had done, he rode to a nearby river, got naked and drowned himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Abraham Ukbagabir
| 2
| 0
| 2015
| Incarcerated
| Eritrean malnourished nigger stole a knife in IKEA and stabbed a mother and son due to being denied asylum in Sweden and failed to an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Jonatan Krister Andersen
| 2
| 0
| 2016
| An hero in prison
| 15-year-old columbiner stabbed some 14-year-old nigger that had previously scammed him before being interrupted by some old bitch who he also stabbed to death for the lulz. Killed himself in 2022 after becoming a drug addict and having [[gay]] sex with pedophiles in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Osmo Tapani Kujala
| 2
| 0
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Broke into his ex's house to kill her and her new man, got shot twice but still managed to kill them both.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| J.T. Rajala
| 2
| 0
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Killed his parents with an axe.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Larossi Abballa
| 2
| 0
| 2016
| Shot by cops
| Islamist stabbed a cop and his wife before starting a livestream on facebook to brag about his actions.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Marcel Hesse
| 2
| 0
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| Edgelord faggot who killed a child and an ex-classmate. Posted photos on 4chan.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Sido Sabri Rashid
| 2
| 0
| 2020
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed his ex-wife and her new boyfriend to death in order to "restore his honor".
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Fabian Vidar Cederholm
| 2
| 0
| 2022
| Incarcerated
| 18-year-old autist masked with a balaclava, headphones and a cap, killed two teachers with an axe before surrending. Was sentenced to life in prison. Also brought 2 knives.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Mikael Löw-Larsen
| 2
| 0
| 2020
| Incarcerated
| 28-year-old tranny killed his parents.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| E. Hietala
| 2
| 0
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Schizo stabbed his parents before escaping, only to get caught a few hours later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ilkka Juhani Jäntti
| 2
| 0
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| 37-year-old stabbed his two children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Anton Vartiainen
| 2
| 0
| 2021
| An hero
| Leftist and fashion guy stabbed his wife and child before crashing his car in another car.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Alwan Ahmed Alawneh
| 2
| 0
| 2023
| An hero
| 46-year-old muslim killed his 8-year-old daughter and his ex wife with blunt force before escaping. His body was found in the ocean a little over a week later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Levi Bröms Lundberg
| 2
| 0
| 2023
| Incarcerated
| 19-year-old schizo faggot murdered his mother and brother.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Konrad Kolano
| 1
| 9
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| Went on a stabbing rampage at shopping mall because he lost his job.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Joel Otto [[Autism|Aukusti]] Marin
| 1
| 9
| 2019
| V&
| Emo retard attacked his school with a sword and threw a molotov in the classroom. He also brought an airsoft gun, but did not use it.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Daniel Marczak
| 1
| 9
| 2023
| Incarcerated
| 19yo normie stabbed up an orphanage after being rejected by his gf. He stabbed and killed her after an argument then went on a stabbing rampage.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Thomas Jansson
| 1
| 7
| 2003
| Institutionalized
| Mentally ill man went berserk with a crowbar.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Jake Hill
| 1
| 7
| 2023
| V&
| Stabbed people randomly outside a nightclub.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSlovakia.png|23px|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| Ivan Čulok
| 1
| 6
| 2020
| Killed by pigs
| Slovak man went on a stabbing spree, killing a school sub-principal and injuring some kids before injuring 3 pigs and being killed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Zakaria Bulhan
| 1
| 5
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Somalian mudslime stabbed some people for the lulz.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Guilherme Reis
| 1
| 5
| 2023
| V&
| [[13-year-old boy]] attacked his school with a knife dressed as [[Suzano School Shooting|one of his idols]], killing an old granny before being disarmed and pinned to the ground by female teachers. [https://videos.watchpeopledie.tv/16799400610314672.mp4 This was captured by CCTV].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Barbora Orlova
| 1
| 4
| 2014
| Institutionalized, again
| She took a second chance and the batshit Insane of Barbora killed a guy at a school and injured 4 others before she was arrested and taser raped.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Max_Porta|Max Porta]]
| 1
| 4
| 2015
| Free
| [[13-year-old boy]] brought a machete and a crossbow to school, killed a teacher and injured 4 people before being stopped by a teacher.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Grafton Thomas
| 1
| 4
| 2019
| Institutionalized
| A [[nigga]] who decided to conclude a particularly turbulent [[Hanukkah]] by trying to outdo Team [[Black]] [[Hebrew]] [[Israel]]ite. Unfortunately, since this is [[Jew York]] we're talking about, any High Score attempt is bound to fail (unless you're a [[9/11|mudslime]]).
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kendrex White
| 1
| 4
| 2017
| V&
| [[Charles Whitman's Tumor|Replaying an over 50-years-old map]], a [[Faggot|Christfag Nigger]] stabbed people with a bowie knife before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Yasin Kanza
| 1
| 4
| 2023
| V&
| A [[Sand Nigger|Moroccan]] with a [[NPC|Zombie]] Killer machete went to a church destroying christian imagery. The priest [[GTFO|ordered to leave]] but suddenly, grabs his machete and injuries him. After, he enters another church and begins to slash christian objects. The sexton, ordered to leave and again, stabbed him to death in the outside. Other 3 people where injured during his chasing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Anonymous 36-year-old man
| 1
| 4
| 2024
| V&
| Crashed his car into a house and began slashing people with his sword before being tasered and arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|24px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Morné Harmse
| 1
| 3
| 2008
| Incarcerated
| Killed a student and injured another before injuring some farmers and being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBulgaria.png|link{{=}}Bulgaria]]
| 28-year-old man
| 1
| 3
| 2015
| V&
| After a knife fight with a random guy, a 28-year-old man stabs a 15 year old schoolgirl in the school's entrace killing her. Then stabs a teacher in a class and finally, in the backyard of the school tires to an hero with his airsoft pistol but failed obiously.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Adel Kermiche
| 1
| 3
| 2016
| Shot by cops
| Pwned some Christfags in the Normandy church in France.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Anonymous 27-year old man
| 1
| 3
| 2016
| V&
| Went amok 2 months before [[Munich Massacre|The Sonboly's Carnage]]. Killed a single fag and got V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Mohammed Mogouchkov
| 1
| 3
| 2023
| V&
| [[Russia|Chechen]] hobo stabbed 3 personel in a french high school killing a teacher and wounding another teacher and a janitor before being arrested for bad scoring.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Into Johannes Korsman
| 1
| 2
| 1957
| An hero
| Spent a February prowling around town searching for prostitutes to kill. His first two attempts were failures as the women were able to run away before he murdered them, but two weeks later Into finally got his kill. He then turned himself in, confessed and later hanged himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Neomugicha
| 1
| 2
| 2000
| Incarcerated
| A 17-year-old anon who hijacked a bus, stabbed some people and had a little road trip before his bus got blocked and was stormed on May 5th. Posted a warning on 2channel using the name "Neomugicha".
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Tang Yongming
| 1
| 2
| 2008
| An hero
| 47-year-old stabbed two american tourists and their guide in a tower before jumping to his death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Hussein Abikar Haji Abdulkadir
| 1
| 2
| 2020
| Incarcerated
| 31-year-old Somali immigrant went amok in the name of Allah, stabbing three women, one of which died.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| David Kachope
| 1
| 2
| 2021
| V&
| Killed a 2 year old girl and injured random people before getting V& by the pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mika Tapani Koskinen
| 1
| 1
| 2011
| Incarcerated
| 45-year-old man beat another man to death with a crutch and stabbed another man.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Olli Mikael Juntunen
| 1
| 1
| 2014
| Incarcerated
| 18-year-old half-turk stabbed some of his friends and escaped. Sentenced to 11 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain|Thomas "Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain" Mair]]
| 1
| 1
| 2016
| Life imprisonment
| Shot and stabbed to death a traitor whore working for Parliament, as well as a [[white knight]] who tried to stop the whole ordeal.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Bj.C3.B8rn-Edvard_Rones|Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones]]
| 1
| 1
| 2016
| Released
| 24-year-old druggie stabbed two young men he owed money to in a car due to freaking out and believing he was about to be killed. Cried in court like a bitch and claimed it was in self defense. Unknown persons tried to burn down his former apartment after the ordeal, nearly killing two innocent niggers who lived upstairs. Bjørn seems to be released as of 2024.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Roni Peter Perovuo
| 1
| 1
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| 27-year-old man robbed a house and ended up stabbing some of the people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Toni Petteri Haikonen
| 1
| 1
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| 27-year-old druggie attacked some people as revenge for one of them fucking his girl.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Abdella Ahmed Haji
| 1
| 1
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| 40-year-old refugee stabbed two women working in a Norwegian Welfare office, one fatally.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|link{{=}}Kyrgyztan]]
| Anonymous gangster
| 1
| 1
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Gangster stabbed 2 students killing one in his school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Anonymous father
| 1
| 1
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed his 4 month old baby to death. Also stabbed his wife but she survived.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Philip Austin Brant
| 1
| 1
| 2024
| Killed by police
| Random Man stabs teen dad and unnamed man before the pigs shot him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Randi Amundsdatter Grønsveen
| 1
| 0
| 1776
| Executed
| 14-year-old girl and her 10-year-old brother killed their mother, planning to kill their father when he came home. After being arrested, Randi was sentenced to death and her brother sent to do slave labor. Randi was tortured and executed two years later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Otoya Yamaguchi]]
| 1
| 0
| 1960
| An heroed in prison
| Made sure [[Communism|evil]] could never take root in his country by ramming his sword into a fat Jap commie poised to drag Japan into socialism, [[Epic Win|all on live television]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Urho Somersalmi
| 1
| 0
| 1962
| An hero
| Famous actor chopped his wife up with an axe he had recieved as an award, and hanged himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 0
| 1981
| Unknown
| 18-year-old used a shovel to beat a teacher who died three weeks later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Bård "Faust" Eithun
| 1
| 0
| 1992
| Incarcerated; later released
| [[Black metal]] drummer stabbed some [[faggot]] 37 times in a park at night and left. The next day, Bård travelled to Oslo with Varg Vikernes and "Euronymous" (who was later killed by Varg) and [[Badass|burned down a church]]. He was caught in 1994 and released in 2003.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Varg Vikernes]]
| 1
| 0
| 1993
| Incarcerated; later released
| [[Black metal]] musician who stabbed one of his bandmates 23 times after an argument in his apartment. Was sentenced to 21 years in prison for murder, as well as arson from when he burned down four churches. Trolled the media hard by smiling during the sentencing and saying that it was to promote his shitty music. After he was released, he would continue to record more albums and eventually start a '''{{archive|9GgaX|YouTube channel}}''' where he would rant about how sand niggers are invading Europe, how Europeans can "preserve their heritage", and other [[shit no one cares about]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Jhegarajah Shangaran
| 1
| 0
| 1998
| Incarcerated
| Immigrant from Sri Lanka raped, robbed and stabbed a 59-year-old woman before burning down her house. He was captured 20 years later and sentenced to 17 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Siaosi Vanisi
| 1
| 0
| 1998
| Dead
| Tongan immigrant murdered a Sheriff's Deputy with a hatchet near the University of Reno campus in Nevada before taking his gun, gun belt, radio, and uniform and fleeing the scene. He was captured the following day in Salt Lake City, Utah and got into a stand-off with police before getting shot and taken into custody. He was sentenced to death the following year and died on death row in 2023. Known for being the only Hack'N'Slash player to try Nightmare Mode and actually kill someone without dying.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Kim Poulsen
| 1
| 0
| 2001
| Released
| Danish welder, serial rapist and possible serial killer. He caught up to a 32-year-old woman who was headed home from a party with the intent of raping her when a teenager passed by and saw what was going on, causing Kim to freak out and kill her before escaping. He was caught in 2004 due to DNA evidence, serving 14 years before being released and [[Banned|banished]] from the country.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 0
| 2002
| [[Epic Win|Escaped]]
| Unknown nigger stabbed a swazi journalist in his home.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Nevada-Tan|Tsuji Natsumi]]
| 1
| 0
| 2004
| Released
| 11-year-old girl with [[assburgers]] slit a classmates throat with a box cutter after being called [[fat]]. Was released in 2008 under a new name.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Daniel Petry
| 1
| 0
| 2007
| Institutionaled, now free
| 16 year old [[faggot|gay]] killed, raped and mutilated Gabriel Kuhn, a 12 year old kid on a excitement attack while he was on his house, playing [[Tibia]].Gabriel's brother tired to kill the fag with a shovel but got stoped by another neighbour. Some assclowns who didn't know about the incident, spread a false version and it became more viral than the true one.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSuriname.png|link{{=}}Suriname]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2008
| Institutionalezed?
| 12-year-old boy killed a 9-year-old girl with a knife before failing to commit suicide.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| S.E.L.P
| 1
| 0
| 2008
| V&
| A 17 year old gravellbellie, stabbed a kid with a butter knife for no reason in a seedy bar.The bar closed forever.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jodi Arias]]
| 1
| 0
| 2008
| Incarcerated
| Killed her Mormon ex-BF while he was showering.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Marko Toni-Juhani Vehmanen
| 1
| 0
| 2014
| Incarcerated
| 30-year-old brought a knife to a school with plans to stab a random man and ended up killing a 16-year-old boy.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGambia.png|link{{=}}Gambia]]
| Ebrima Sanyang
| 1
| 0
| 2014
| V&
| Teacher who gone postal killing his fellow friend and teacher Jobareth. [[Retard|He killed him beacause he touched his chair]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLiberia.png|link{{=}}Liberia]]
| Roland Sumo
| 1
| 0
| 2015
| An hero
| Physic instructor grab his scissors and stabbed his friend. He commited suicide by hanging.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2015
| V&
| Sudanese student [[Lulz| got his phone stolen by principal of his school]] on the night. One day after, the principal got stabbed by him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2016
| V&
| Another bored student stabbed his classmate in a [[Autism|misunderstood]] in Botswanna.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Barbara Orlova
| 1
| 0
| 2016
| Institutionalized, again
| Barbara, in his 3rd time, escaped custody and killed a 16 year old boy
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Peter Madsen
| 1
| 0
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| 46-year-old self-taught engineer known for building rockets, submarines and other extravagant constructions, had an appointment with a journalist who would come onto his submarine and interview him. The submarine disappeared during the night and was discovered the next day, sunken and with no journalist in sight. It turned out Peter had tortured, murdered and dismembered the journalist during their voyage and gore videos were found on his computer. Tried to escape from jail in 2020, but was unsuccessful.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Sean Urbanski
| 1
| 0
| 2017
| V&
| Stabbed a nigger who was in the army after he wouldn't get out of his way
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Andréi Yemelyannikov
| 1
| 0
| 2017
| An Hero
| Cutted the throat of his teacher with a bleeding knife and taked a selfie with the body. Some minutes later, taked another selfie with a circular saw and commited suicide.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Mohammed Altaha
| 1
| 0
| 2019
| Incarcerated
| Murdered his wife for no reason and blamed racists for the heinous act. Initially expelled, Mohammed "converted to christianity" and the expulsion was revoked, as his life was now in danger if he were returned to his home country.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.gif|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Guilherme Von Neutegem
| 1
| 0
| 2020
| V&
| Satanist who knifed an old muzzie who was the caretaker of a mosque. Might have killed a sandnigger five days prior too.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Abdullakh Anzorov
| 1
| 0
| 2020
| Shot by cops
| 18-year-old Russian islamist beheaded his teacher, '''{{wikilink|Murder_of_Samuel_Paty|Samuel Paty}}''' with a meat cleaver after he showed a drawing of [[Muhammad]] in class.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagNamibia.png|link{{=}}Namibia]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2020
| Institutionalized?
| [[13 year old boy]] stabbed to death his 15 year old enemy with a kitchen knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Sicelo Dlamini
| 1
| 0
| 2020
| An Hero
| Another swazi named like the school killer, abducted, whacked and stabbed a young girl before commiting suicide by hanging.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Eirik Hermansen
| 1
| 0
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| 30-year-old man killed his 23-year-old ex-GF in a drunken rage, stabbing her over 50 times and switching between 4 different knives as they broke from the force of which they were used. Even though she had been stabbed in the face and neck and her skull was partially crushed, she was conscious by the time police entered the apartment, only able to say "I can't take it anymore" repeatedly. She died 5 days later in hospital, and Eirik was sentenced to 17 years in prison and fined over 1 million NOK.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Aiden Fucci
| 1
| 0
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| 14-year-old bragged about his plans to murder and ended up stabbing his classmate to death for the lulz. Tried to get away with it, '''{{ytlink|mDD8flMdwTg|ended up being sentenced to life in prison}}'''.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2021
| Institutionalized
| 16 year old boy stabbed with an ax a 13 year old student in the school bathroom.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2021
| V&
| Another stabbing fight with a mate in a normal day in Botswana.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 0
| 2021
| [[Epic Win|Escaped]]
| Random anon stabbed to death a 15 year old teen and escaped
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2022
| V&
| Bully went on a fight with a nerd and unfortunatly, the nerd got stabbed with a pen knife in the kidney and died in the hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2022
| Incarcerated?
| One Monday afternoon, a jealous girl killed her 26-year-old boyfriend with a knife. Her family turned her over to the police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Leon Sibandze
| 1
| 0
| 2022
| V&?
| He stabbed a tobacconist with his knife before the relatives of the dead man beat him. He was transferred to the hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNiger.png|link{{=}}Niger]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2022
| V&?
| Student killed his teacher with a knife in a disagreement, who did'nt like some comments from the teacher towards the fagot student.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Herman Schlaupitz Kihle
| 1
| 0
| 2023
| V&
| 26-year-old horse racing commentator with a cleft palate got drunk as fuck at a Christmas party with his co-workers, lured some middle aged man to an apartment for [[Butt secks|unknown reasons]] before beating him to death with a crowbar, all while filming the whole ordeal and sending the video to his co-workers on [[Snapchat]]. The next day, he called the police and told them there was an injured man in an apartment, but couldn't remember exactly where. After a few hours of searching, the police found the apartment and arrested Herman, who plead not guilty. He also knocked a random man out for no reason in 2021, breaking his jaw. He can be seen in some videos on {{yt|c|UC4l81IG_GBDZN10hHgry44Q|this channel.}}
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2023
| V&?
| 1 year after a nerd got stabbed to death by his bully, another nerd got the revenge with a piece of glass. Stabbed his bully to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Daniel Sancho
| 1
| 0
| 2023
| Sentenced to death
| Dago chef son of famous gypsy actor, stabbed and mutilated a Colombian surgeon for unknown reasons. In Spain there was a lot of butthurt and lulz for the incident.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Jonas Diego Halvorsen
| 1
| 0
| 2023
| V&
| 18-year-old tranny who went by the name of Julia murdered his 22-year-old "boyfriend", another tranny and {{yt|c|UC7M0MMFOLXIiM1Fp14Etxtw|art student}} who went by the name Oliver, using a baseball bat. The pair had previously called the cops several times after moving in together, and the murder happened as Oliver came to retrieve her stuff alongside her mother, who witnessed the brutal act.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| [[Shota|6 year old]]
| 0
| 37
| 2021
| Free
| The youngest hack'n'slasher. Stabbed with a syringe all his classmates while playing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Mike. P
| 0
| 34
| 2006
| Incarcerated
| [[13 year old boy|16 year old boy]] stabbed 34 people in a metro station. He didnt kill a single soul.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Min Yongjun
| 0
| 24
| 2012
| Incarcerated
| 36-year-old attacked a school with a kitchen knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Alex Hribal]]
| 0
| 21
| 2014
| Incarcerated
|An [[Columbine|Eric Harris cucksmoking]] pizza-faced retard, dual-wielding mommie's unsharpened kitchen knives and randomly stabbing people before getting his ass v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Marivaldo Teixeira da Silva
| 0
| 18
| 2015
| V&
| This psychopath went to a random house and stabbed a man who tried to stop him. After some minutes, went to the local school and stabbed some kids before using a use chair to make it. Got V& by the pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| Aihin
| 0
| 16
| 1878
| Dead
| Malay stabbed with a sword and a chopper knife 15 people (including his wife). He died in the police station by some injuries.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.gif|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Anonymous 18 year old student
| 0
| 16
| 1960
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed some girls in Montreal with a pen knife. Stabbed them in the legs and failed horribly. His shitty rampage lasted 3 hours and he still didn't kill anyone.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| David Cedric Morgan
| 0
| 15
| 1994
| Incarcerated
| Attacked a mall with two knives before being subdued by a man with a golf club.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Dylan Quick
| 0
| 14
| 2013
| Incarcerated
| Some deaf guy who failed horribly at his plot to go on a "stabbing rampage," likely due to the fact that this loser had used a knife that was used to shave paper and a surgical knife (wtf)? Could've easily went on a shooting instead because he lived in fucking Texas but didn't for some reason. Got tackled and shackled which he deserved for being so shit.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ohio State University|Abdul Razak Ali Artan]]
| 0
| 11
| 2016
| Shot by cops
| A [[mudslime]] [[nigger]] rapefugee from Somalia. Got sympathy from SJWs because "muh oppression".
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| Hwang Bom-nae
| 0
| 10
| 2002
| V&?
| The voice of [[Kim Il-Sung]] told Hwang to kill a bunch of people, but he only managed to injury 10 kids in a cafeteria with kitchen 2 knifes.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Yusuke Tsushima
| 0
| 10
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Incel went Elliot on the metro injurieng 10 before being V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| William Stankewic
| 0
| 9
| 2001
| V&
| Went amok with a machete and a baseball bat injuring 3 adults and 6 kids before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.gif|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Breanna Rose Long
| 0
| 9
| 2016
| An hero
| 15-year-old stabbed people at her school. None of them even had life-threatening injuries, she was so shit. Killed herself in 2018.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Fatmir H.
| 0
| 9
| 2017
| Institutionalized
| Refugee from Kosovo went berserk with an axe on a train.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff7700"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| Xie Zhongcai
| 0
| 8
| 2003
| Incarcerated
| Rejected by a teacher. Went on to rightfully stab [[Loli|children]] and teachers/staff.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| 30 year old woman
| 0
| 8
| 2011
| Incarcerated
| Used a box cutter to slash 8 people. Only injured one severely.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5500"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Tamim Sultani
| 0
| 7
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Some Afghan refugee went amok in the streets with a knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Horrett Campbell
| 0
| 7
| 1996
| Institutionalized
| Invaded the school's picnic (probably pretended to be Ant Man). Also, he owned a Volvo and used a machete.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Na Teck Ker
| 0
| 6
| 1999
| Incarcerated, later released
| Some guy who got bullied by his only friends, take revenge on a high school with a knife, injuring 6 students. Got arrested, and got sentenced for 3 years in prision.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|20px|link{{=}}China]]
| Wang Yonglai
| 0
| 6
| 2010
| An Hero
| Chink hillbilly hammered 5 kids and a teacher in a kindegarden before [[An Hero]] by pouring himself gasoline and went bonzo.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|20px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| Aleksandrs I.
| 0
| 6
| 2017
| V& ?
| Swiss [[Neo-Nazi|nazi-obsessed]] [[faggot]] who attacked some people with an axe, did GTA IRL and attacked some moar people in a gas station before getting shot.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Badreddin Abadlla Adam
| 0
| 6
| 2020
| Shot by cops
| Vantablack nigger from [[Sudan]] went amok in a hotel.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Abdalmasih Hanoun
| 0
| 6
| 2023
| V&
| Syrian refugee living in Sweden travelled to France to stab toddlers in a park in broad daylight.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Alejandro Ruiz Vidal
| 0
| 5
| 2015
| Incarcerated
| Neonazi who went on a rampage attack. Didnt kill nobody and its currently in prision for being a massive idiot.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Luke Dollahite
| 0
| 5
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Sliced 'n' diced some faggots in the boys' locker room. Did it to feel what dying felt like before he became an hero but [[Fail|got tazed instead]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Riaz Ahmadzai
| 0
| 5 (+14 [[PTSD|shock]] victims)
| 2016
| Shot by pigs
| [[Mudslime]] [[ISIS]] cucksmoker who tried to attack a train but failed on account of axing people in the forebrain. Only managed to hurt some [[Chinese]] tourists.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 5
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| Bullied 17 year old boy stabbed 4 of his classmates and the teacher before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| 14 year old student
| 0
| 5
| 2023
| V&
| 14 year old idiot went on a [[Alex Hribal|school stabbing]] with pen knifes injuring 3 teachers and 2 pupils. The boy finished his nonsense attack like [[Mikhail_Pivnev|Pivnev]] did.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|link{{=}}New Zealand]]
| Pauline Janet Williamson
| 0
| 4
| 1990
| Institutionalized
| Nazi woman stabbed 4 children on a jewish daycare before a jewish teacher disarmed her.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Jitrada Tantiwanichayasuk
| 0
| 4
| 2005
| Incarcerated
| Batshit insane woman stabbed 4 babies in a kindergarten.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLatvia.png|link{{=}}Latvia]]
| Gatis Lagzdins
| 0
| 4
| 2006
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed 4 of his classmates before getting V&. Motive:Imitate a movie.Also, after the V&, he would become and anti-vegan and ate squirrels and pig heads. {{yt|ch|UCqvPQst_TF6cI94mcZwNp-A|Also has a Jewtube channel.}}
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Grigory Belyaev
| 0
| 4
| 2023
| V&
| Knifed 4 people in his school [[IDIFTL|4 teh lulz]]. Also weared a golden Guy Fawkes's mask for his attack.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Jorge Julio Prieto Mondongo
| 0
| 4
| 2023
| [[Epic win|Free]]
| [[Shota|8 year old boy]] tried to make his amoklauf with a [[Fag|pencil]]. He injured the teacher and 3 of her classmates before being sent to school and then [[Epic Win|unable to be sentenced for being 8 years old.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Riad Bouchaker
| 0
| 4
| 2023
| V&
| 50-year-old Algerian knifed 3 kids and a teacher outside a school before a Brazilian bypasser subdued him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Anonymous teen
| 0
| 4
| 2024
| V& (also tried to an hero)
| 16-year-old mudslime shouted "allahu akbar" and stabbed some catholics before being v& after trying to an hero by cutting his fingers off. The bishop he stabbed is a JewTube streamer named {{yt|c|UC1Vmg9NCUwkj7UHs1KxfomA|Mar Mari Emmanuel}}.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Piotr P.
| 0
| 3
| 1998
| Sentenced and incarcerated, [[Win|now free]]
| 19-year-old [[LOLumbine|gothic]] student [[Robert Steinhauser|got angry at his teachers]] for failing his exams. Decided to go on a stabbing rampage while wearing a dark trench coat before it was cool. Injured 3 ugly old whores with an axe before being disarmed and overpowered by other students.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| Mathews Khonje
| 0
| 3
| 2001
| Incarcerated, later released
| Some bully stabbed in a fight 3 students for punching him. After that, he got V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Ben Moynihan]]
| 0
| 3
| 2014
| Incarcerated
| Shanked 3 old ladies [[Elliot Rodger|because girls didn't want him.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Hicham Diop
| 0
| 3
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Islamist attacked some cops with a machete before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuyana.png|link{{=}}Guyana]]
| Rafael Charles
| 0
| 3
| 2019
| An hero
| A mute guy who went batshit insane at a birthday party before hanging himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Kinga Herbut
| 0
| 3
| 2020
| V&
| Aesthetic 17 year old girl who started stabbing her classmates with 2 butcher knives in High School no. 5 in the village of Zielona Góra. She was arrested thankfully. Also has a '''{{yt|ch|UCZDV8jOm3gMrOJfwKxEDq8Q|Jewtube Channel}}'''and a {{Steam|76561198800244665|Steam account}}
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link{{=}}Zambia]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 3
| 2022
| V&
| The Zambian Adam Lanza version entred a primary/elementary school and with a knife, slashed 3 kids before his arrest.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[13-year-old boy]]
| 0
| 3
| 2023
| V&
| Edgelord attacked his school in Goiás with knives and a hatchet '''{{twitter|bugado_npc|after posting edgy pics on Twitter}}'''.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| 12-year-old boy
| 0
| 3
| 2023
| V&
| Edgelord attacked his school in Manaus with a knife. Also had molotovs in his backpack.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKazakhstan.png|link{{=}}Kazakhstan]]
| David Jakeladze
| 0
| 3
| 2023
| V&
| A masked 15 year old boy with a knife and an axe slashed 3 teens in a middle school before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Albert Gut
| 0
| 3
| 2023
| Attempted an hero
| Schizo 18-year-old attacked his classmates with a knife. He was wearing Jason Voorhees mask during the attack.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Anonymous Girl
| 0
| 3
| 2024
| V&
| A 13-year-old girl who wanted to attract attention by stabbing 2 teachers and a classmate before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Aquilino Padial
| 0
| 2
| 1993
| Incarcerated. now free
| Schizo 18 year old boy after watching a ninja movie in his TV, went amok dressed with a [[Robert Steinhäuser|ninja suit]] and slashed with a katana and shot with a crossbow a husband and a wife. Also robbed 400 pesetas from the husband who Aquilino tied him to a tree. Finnaly, Aquilino got V& and a sentence for 20 years in prision.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Brahim Bouteraa
| 0
| 2
| 2004
| [[GTFO|Repatriated]]
| Boarded a small plane with 6 passengers and two pilots and attacked them with a hatchet. After hitting the pilots with the hatchet, Brahim sent the plane on a steady course to the ground before getting the shit beaten out of himself by passengers. Miraculously the pilots were able to steer the plane to safety and Brahim was sentenced to 15 years in prison and later shipped off to his native Algeria.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Artyom Kazantsev]]
| 0
| 2
| 2008
| [[Epic Win|Free, now an hero]]
| Our hero Artyom, in his attempt to enter in the Hack'N' Slash section, stabbed a granny and a 12 year old boy before getting free. In 2022 he will attempt to enter in the FPS and he did it.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 2
| 2012
| V&
| A 14 year old girl went to [[Columbine]] High School with a hammer. Only managed to injury two 16 year old girls.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Moussa Coulibaly
| 0
| 2
| 2015
| V&
| [[Sandnigger]] in Nice, France (home to the famous [[Bastille Day Massacre]]) charged a group of soldiers who were guarding a Jewish community center.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Khaled Babbouri
| 0
| 2
| 2016
| Shot by cops
| Algerian Islamist tried to kill some cops with a machete before being shot dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Evie [[Deadname|(Karl)]] Booth Amati
| 0
| 2
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| Some crazy emo tranny swung an axe at some strangers inside a 7-Eleven after being rejected by a lesbian.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Haashi Ayaanle
| 0
| 2
| 2017
| Shot by soldiers
| Islamist stabbed some soldiers before being shot.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 2
| 2017
| Shot by cops
| Stabbed 2 people at a metro station before being shot by cops.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Artyom_Tagirov|Artyom Tagirov]]
| 0
| 2
| 2018
| V&
| Ruski neo-nazi kid who stabbed a couple people and set his teacher on fire. All in all, another normal day in Russia.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Noelia De Mingo
| 0
| 2
| 2021
| Institutionalized
| After being released from the mental hospital, 1 month later Noelia turned amok again, injuring 2 shop assistants before being raped by the pigs in an attempt to escape.<s> She was sentenced to prison for not scoring enough.</s> '''UPDATE''', she got sentenced to another mental hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]]
| 0
| 2
| 2022
| V&
| Hugo Jackson copycat and IRL friend. Went on a school stabbing only injuring a teen and a teacher while playing "Dont Stop Me Now" by Queen on a modern speaker.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Milad Salari
| 0
| 2
| 2023
| V&
| Schizo [[Iranian]] immigrant stabbed a random [[Dutch]] 10-year-old girl and her grandmother for no reason. Milad was a known criminal and had previously robbed a goldsmith with an [[airsoft]] AK.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 2
| 2023
| V&
| 23-year-old pharmaceutical student [[Ragequit|failed his exam and stabbed two teachers]] at his university before surrendering to cops. The first proper attack on a Norwegian school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link{{=}}Zambia]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 2
| 2023
| V&
| Batshit insane injured a prefect and a student in a boarding school before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Mukamusoni
| 0
| 1
| 2007
| V&
| Got manipulated by a vengative ex of a girl and stabbed her with a sharp knife in the back as well as the left jaw just next to the eye.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 1
| 2008
| V&
| Mad [[Autism|missunderstood]] conversation caused a fight that ended with a knife stabbing to his mate
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| David Hartanto Widjaja
| 0
| 1
| 2009
| Dead
| Random guy who stabbed a teacher but failed to kill him. After, [[An Hero|fell off the roof intentionally]] killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Anonymous
| 0
| 1
| 2010
| V&
| Attempted to commit mass murder at comic-con and just stabbed a fat guy in his eye after "Resident Evil: Afterlife" leaked. other fat edgys joked that the new movie should have eye-popping 3-D.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagQatar.png|link{{=}}Qatar]]
| Anonymous Principal
| 0
| 1
| 2011
| Incarcerated, now free
| A principal punished a second grader using old-fashioned methods with a pencil. The student (perhaps some bully idiot) received stitches on his back, hand, and arm. Received 3 years in jail.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Barbora Orlova
| 0
| 1
| 2012
| Institutionalized
| The player who repeated the most in the high score stabbed a 16-year-old teenager in her first gameplay. She was sent to an asylum.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Bongani Matsenjwa
| 0
| 1
| 2013
| Incarcerated, Now free
| Stabbed 10 times on the chest to a primary school teacher and failed to got his kill. Got 7 years in prision.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 1
| 2014
| V&
| Quarrel between two 15 year old teens ended up in a school stabbing. The young criminal got V& after being chased by the police
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Morgan Geyser, Anissa Weier
| 0
| 1
| 2014
| 1 institutionalized, 1 released
| Two schizo girls stabbed their friend because [[Slenderman]] told them to.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[File:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 1
| 2015
| V&
| Mad girl student stabbed his teacher with a machete in da face and arm.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kali J. Bookey
| 0
| 1
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Cute jailbait broad stabs her brother's GF to near-death. <s>[http://heavy.com/news/2016/07/kali-bookey-j-wisconsin-first-kill-teen-%20psychopath-criminal-complaint-you-tube-facebook-twitter-photos-murder-attempt-homicide/ Sauce]</s> (dead)
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[File:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Nyrasabimana
| 0
| 1
| 2017
| V&
| Tobaco seller girl went crazy and stabbed the hand of a girl and collapsed there. Survived an there is image of the crime [https://www.kigalitoday.com/umutekano/imbere-mu-gihugu/article/mwendo-umugore-yinjiye-mu-kigo-cy-ishuri-atera-umunyeshuri-icyuma/ Here]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Sphasha Dlamini
| 0
| 1
| 2018
| V&
| The candidate for the [[Nobody cares|Swaziland National Association of Teachers (SNAT)]] stabbed her husband in a rage quit. He was stabbed near the Ncabaneni high school, where 9 years after, Sicelo Dlamini went batshit insane.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Daniil Pulkin
| 0
| 1
| 2019
| V&
| Vlad Roslyakov wannabe threw some molotovs and stabbed a girl before being V& and sentence to 7 year in prision.'''TRY AGAIN'''.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 1
| 2019
| V&
| 17 year old [[Sand Nigger|Pakistani]] slashed with a ham knife a classmate beacause he insulted his prophet
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Yuka Takaoka
| 0
| 1
| 2019
| Released
| Stabbed her BF out of love. Was released in 2023 and became a {{twitch|uyupekochan|Twitch}} streamer.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 1
| 2020
| V&
| Stabbed on the early morning another student with a knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Rustam Louis Foss Dadaev
| 0
| 1
| 2021
| Shot by cops
| Former small-time actor went bananas with a knife VS a cop car while screaming "[[Allahu akbar]]!", [[Ouch|got rammed twice]], [[Badass|got back up]] and stabbed one of the officers [[Lol|in the foot]] before being [[Police brutality|shot dead]]. [[Epic fail|The same officer had also been shot in the foot]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Hugo Jackson]]
| 0
| 1
| 2021
| V&
| [[13-year-old boy|15-year-old]] [[spic]] who decided to save the white race at a local school by stabbing random people. Couldn’t even kill anyone and [[fail|pussied out]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 1
| 2021
| Killed by people
| A random guy stabbed a pig before some bunch of people beated him to death in 2021.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Anonymous gangster
| 0
| 1
| 2022
| V&
| Gangsta stabbed a kid in a school fight in the capital of Eswatini
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 1
| 2022
| Free
| [[13 year old boy]] stabbed his irish teacher.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGambia.png|link{{=}}Gambia]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 1
| 2022
| V&?
| 17 year old boy, after being sended to the principal by his teacher for not arriving soon, stabbed a teacher in the face.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthSudan.png|link{{=}}South Sudan]]
| Anonymous teacher
| 0
| 1
| 2022
| V&?
| Random teacher stabbed his friend also teacher in some deadly points.He couldnt claim his kill.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Adam H.
| 0
| 1
| 2023
| Free
| [[Sand nigger|Moroccan]]14 year old gangster and also zoomer stabbed another 14 year old zoomer with a pen knife in the foot in a high school. There was almost no news and it was forgotten forever in 3 days.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Anonymous gangster
| 0
| 1
| 2023
| V&
| Random Gangster fighted against a random guy who got stabbed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]
| Jeanine Inamuco
| 0
| 1
| 2023
| V&
| Stabbed his husband while he was punnishing one of his sons.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 1
| 2023
| V&
| Unknown random stabbed a guy on Palma de Mallorca. Travelled to Malaga by plain but [[Fail|got arrested]] for being a massive idiot.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Nokulunga Gwebu
| 0
| 1
| 2023
| V&
| Stabbed his gangster boyfriend in the shoulder and ribs for no apparent reason.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| Kim Jin-sung
| 0
| 1
| 2024
| V&
| Tried to assassinate South Korea's opposition leader by stabbing him in the neck.
|- style{{=}}"background:#df0000"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Lau Hui Chung
| 0
| 0
| 2011
| Shot by cops
| Junkie take hostages on a kidergarten with a machete before being shot by pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#df0000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Nicholas John Miller
| 0
| 0
| 2013
| Incarcerated
| Played Grand Theft Schoolbus. Took a detour. Was arrested. Completely useless.
|- style{{=}}"background:#df0000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 0
| 2020
| Hospitalized
| Attempted to defend a bar against [[Fag|protesters]] with a [[No|machete]]. [[Gun|In the fucking USA.]] [[YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG|Guess how well that went.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#df0000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Logan Clark]]
| 0
| 0
| 2016
| Rehab
| Some kid, who was mad as hell and wasn't going to take the bullying anymore, decided to pull out a knife and [[Pussy|not use it]]. He got shot by a cop and was hospitalized.
|}}}
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</center>

== [[Kerbal Space Program]] ==
The rarest and most expensive way to attempt high scores.


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{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! NAME
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! YEARS ACTIVE
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Communism|СCCР]]
| 49
| 1957–1991
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|24px|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:Brazilian Space Agency|AEB]]
| 21
| 1994–present
|- style{{=}}"background:#55ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[NASA]]
| 19
| 1958–present
|- style{{=}}"background:#a4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|24px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[wikipedia:China Aerospace Science and Technology Corporation|CASC]]
| 6
| 1998-present
|}}}
</center>

== [[RapeLay]] ==
These people have shown that a man's [[Cock|rod of delight]] is also a weapon. All [[Asking for it|victims]] (whether animal or human) are counted.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! RAPES
! KINK
! YEARS ACTIVE
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Robert Anderson (sex offender)|Robert Anderson]]
| 1050-2110
| [[Yaoi]]
| 1966-2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#33ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Carl Panzram|Carl Panzram]]
| 1000+
| [[Yaoi]]
| 1907-1928
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagMorocco.png|link{{=}}Morocco]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mustapha Tabet|Mohamed Mustapha Tabet]]
| 518
| [[Straight]]
| 1986-1992
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Larry Nassar|Larry Nassar]]
| 500+
| [[Lolicon]]
| 1994-2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Juan Carlos Sánchez (rapist)|Juan Carlos Sánchez Latorre]]
| 276
| [[Shotacon]]
| 2008-2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#48ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Jimmy Savile]]
| 217+
| [[Pedophilia|Lolicon and Shotacon]]
| 1955-2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#48ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ohio State University abuse scandal|Richard Strauss]]
| 177+
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1978-1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Joji Obara|Joji Obara]]
| 150-400
| [[Straight]]
| 1992-2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|24px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Fanwell Khumalo
| 103
| [[BDSM]]
| 1999-2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:Marcelo Sajen|Marcelo Sajen]]
| 93
| [[16-year-old girl|Schoolgirls]]
| 1991-2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| [[Wikipedia:Johann Eichhorn (serial killer)|Johann Eichhorn]]
| 90
| [[Straight]]
| 1928-1939
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Richard Huckle|Richard Huckle]]
| 71
| [[Pedophilia|Lolicon and Shotacon]]
| 2006-2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|23px|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Peter Nygård|Peter Nygård]]
| 67+
| [[Straight]]
| 1968-2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Wikipedia:Erik Andersen (child molester)|Erik Andersen]]
| 66-160+
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1976-2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sunil Rastogi|Sunil Rastogi]]
| 60
| [[Lolicon]]
| 2004-2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Bill Cosby]]
| 58+
| [[Aqua Dots|Date rape]]
| 1984-2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Atheer as-Suhairy
| 58
| [[Lolicon]]
| 1999-2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jerry Sandusky]]
| 52
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1994-2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:Roger Abdelmassih|Roger Abdelmassih]]
| 52
| [[Sleep|Somnophilia]]
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Joseph James DeAngelo|Joseph James DeAngelo]]
| 51
| [[Straight]]
| 1974-1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Karl Vignir Þorsteinsson
| 50+
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1988-2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bobby Joe Long|Bobby Joe Long]]
| 50
| [[Straight]]
| 1980-1984
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Martin Ney|Martin Ney]]
| 45+
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1992-2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:Reynhard Sinaga|Reynhard Sinaga]]
| 48
| [[Yaoi]]
| 2015-2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}USSR]]
| [[Wikipedia:Anatoly Slivko|Anatoly Slivko]]
| 43
| [[Shotacon]] [[Snuff]]
| 1964-1985
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Oleg Kosarev|Oleg Kosarev]]
| 40
| [[Lolicon]]
| 1984-2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| [[Wikipedia:Henrique Sotero|Henrique Sotero]]
| 40
| [[Shotacon]]
| 2008-2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000 "
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jeffrey Epstein]]
| 36
| [[Pedophilia|Lolicon and Shotacon]]
| 1996-2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000 "
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[The Donald|Donald Trump]]
| 26
| [[Pussy]] grabbing
| 1970
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000 "
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Wikipedia:Benny Sela|Benny Sela]]
| 24
| [[Batshit Insane|Hyperphilic]]
| 1985-1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Andreas Holm
| 24
| [[Sleep|Somnophilia]]
| 2019-2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Wikipedia:John Svahlstedt|John Svahlstedt]]
| 22
| [[Straight]]
| 1971-2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Wikipedia:Julio Kopseng|Julio Gonzales]]
| 19
| [[Straight]]
| 2001-2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Jordanis Kouroutsidis
| 18+
| [[Straight]]
| 1987-2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Batman Rapist]]
| 17
| [[Straight]]
| 1991-2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Steingrímur Njálsson
| 16+
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1961-1988
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Johan Martin Vie
| 16+
| [[Shotacon]]
| ?-2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Wikipedia:Niklas Eliasson|Niklas Erik Axel Eliasson]]
| 14
| [[Straight]]
| 2005-2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sigurdur Thordarson|Sigurður Ingi Þórðarson]]
| 9-70+
| [[Shotacon]]
| 2010-2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Wikipedia:Niklas Lindgren|Kurt Niklas Lindgren]]
| 9
| [[Straight]]
| 1998-2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| [[Wikipedia:Marcel Hansen (criminal)|Marcel Lychau Hansen]]
| 8
| [[Straight]]
| 1987-2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Roy Svanur Shannon
| 6-9+
| [[Lolicon]]
| 1997-2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Ágúst Magnússon
| 6
| [[Shotacon]]
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|23px|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| [[Wikipedia:Peter Scully|Peter Scully]]
| 5-75+
| [[Lolicon]] [[Snuff]]
| 2011-2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Róbert Árni Hreiðarsson
| 4-335
| [[Lolicon]]
| 2005-2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mr Cruel|Mr. Cruel]]
| 3
| [[Lolicon]]
| 1987-1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.gif|23px|link{{=}}Austria]]
| [[Josef Fritzl]]
| 1
| Extreme [[incest]]
| 1977-2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Hjalti Sigurjón Hauksson
| 1
| Stepdaughter
| 1992-2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Kero The Wolf|Joshua Hoffman]]
| 1
| [[Furry]]
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Chris-Chan|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| 1
| [[Your Mom|His mom]]
| 2021
|}}}
</center>

== [[Payday 2|Payday: The Heist]] ==
KACHING! These trolls pwn noobs in a more indirect way by stealing money from banks, stores, and random fags. If they get lucky, whoever they robbed may an hero after all their life savings are gone.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! ROBBER
! CASH STOLEN
! YEARS
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Central_Bank_of_Iraq#History|US Army]]
| $920 million
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIraq.png|24px|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| Unknown
| $282 million
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#55ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|24px|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Knightsbridge_Security_Deposit_robbery|Valerio Viccei]]
| $97 million
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|24px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[wikipedia:Securitas_depot_robbery|Lee Murray]]
| $83 million
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|24px|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[wikipedia:Banco_Central_burglary_at_Fortaleza|Unknown gang]]
| $71.6 million
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[wikipedia:United_California_Bank_burglary|Amil Dinsio]]
| $66 million
| 1972
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|24px|link{{=}}Lebanon]]
| Unknown
| $44.5 million
| 1975
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|24px|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| [[wikipedia:Northern_Bank_robbery|Unknown]]
| $41 million
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|24px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[wikipedia:Brink's-Mat_robbery|Brian Robinson]]
| $26 million
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[wikipedia:Dunbar_Armored_robbery|Allen Pace]]
| $18.9 million
| 1997
|}}}
</center>

==[[Spore]]==
Playing as a god wasn't a good idea when they generated these animals. Some of them, would have a official high score rank, but they are only animals.
'''NOTE''':They need to go Amok, like the casual high score.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! CREATURE
! KILLS
! FAILED KILLS
! YEAR
! STATUS
! DESC
|- style{{=}}"background:#00FF0C"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|24px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:Osama_bin_Laden_(elephant)|Osama bin Laden]]
| 27
| ?
| 2004-2006
| Killed by a hunter
| This well-named elephant made several lulzy stampedes removing kebab along its path until the villagers of a town cornered it in fire and a local hunter sniped it.
|- style{{=}}"background:#03FF0C"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kirov wolf attacks|Unnamed wolf]]
| 22
| ?
| 1944-1954
| Unclear
| A wolf attacked young people in the Soviet Union for 10 years. He disappeared without a trace.
|- style{{=}}"background:#09FF0C"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNepal.png|24px|link{{=}}Nepal]]
| [[Wikipedia:Dhurbe|Dhurbe]]
| 16
| ?
| 2009-2012
| Killed by a soldier
| An elephant runned amok and destroyed 50 houses in Nepal. 16 people inside were killed before the elephant was shot by a soldier with the same name.
|- style{{=}}"background:#17FF0C"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|24px|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Wikipedia:Wolf of Gysinge|Unnamed wolf]]
| 12
| 19
| 1820-1821
| Killed by unknown
| A wolf terrorized a Swedish village, killing children until he was killed by an unknown person
|- style{{=}}"background:#18FF0C"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|24px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kolakolli|Kolakolli]]
| 12
| ?
| 1998-2006
| Dead
| He trampled several houses in the same town until they finally captured him and he died of thirst years later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#19FF0C"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|24px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:Osama_bin_Laden_(elephant)#Other_elephants|Osama bin Laden 2]]
| 11
| 10+
| 2008
| Killed by unknown
| He rose from the dead and did his thing again, killing 11 humans until he was shot by an unknown person.
|- style{{=}}"background:#50FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|24px|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| Unnamed Hippo
| 8
| ?
| 2023
| Unclear
| A hippo rammed a canoe, killing a baby. Then, 6 bodies were found floating and another one. Still, 16 are still missing in the [[backrooms]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#A0FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|24px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sankebetsu brown bear incident|Unnamed bear]]
| 7
| 3
| 1915
| Killed by a guide
| A brown bear began attacking in a national park, for more than a week until it was shot,
|- style{{=}}"background:#A3FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|24px|link{{=}}Zambia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mfuwe man-eating lion|Unnamed Lion]]
| 6
| ?
| 1991
| Killed by a hunter
| A lion killed six before a patriotic murican hunter killed it on his way.
|- style{{=}}"background:#A6FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|24px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:Osama_bin_Laden_(elephant)#Other_elephants|Laden]]
| 5
| ?
| 2019
| Dead
| Again, he resurrected and killed people, this time, he did it worse and killed 5 before being put into captivity and died the same year after many [[Brenton Tarrant|anti-Islamic]] torture.
|- style{{=}}"background:#C7FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|24px|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| Unnamed Hyena
| 3
| 16
| 2003
| Unclear
| Attacked a village killing 3 and wounding 16 before disappearing. The villagers say that its a [[Fake|demon or a terrifying being]], but in truth, he was a spotted hyena.
|- style{{=}}"background:#D0FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| Unnamed bear
| 2
| 2
| 1997
| Killed by a hunter
| Another bear went crazy in Alaska, killing a father and his daughter, and injuring the wife and a Norwegian tourist before a hunter sniped him in the back of the head.
|- style{{=}}"background:#E7FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| Unnamed bear
| 2
| 0
| 1995
| [[Epic win|Escaped]]
| A mother and her son were liquidated after a grizzly bear defended its territory and its food.
|- style{{=}}"background:#EAFF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|24px|link{{=}}India]]
| Anayoot
| 1
| 20
| 2007
| Subdued, probably alive
| An elephant, after being stoned by unruly spectators, kills its rider and injures 20 spectators before being subdued.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ECFF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tyke (elephant)|Tyke]]
| 1
| 13
| 1994
| Killed by police
| Tyke, a female Mozambican Elephant, who was fed up with his owner, the drug addict [[Fag|Allen Campbell]], hits him with a host and becomes amok, injuring 2 of the box. Along the way, 11 more are wounded before being killed by pigs and hunters.
|- style{{=}}"background:#EFEC00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTanzania.png|24px|link{{=}}Tanzania]]
| Frodo
| 1
| 3
| 1988-2002
| Dead
| A chimpanzee defending its territory attacked a girl in 1988. Then in 2002, he killed and ate the legs of a baby and injured 2 more adults. He died in 2013 from an infection from a bite wound.
|- style{{=}}"background:#EFEC00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:San Francisco Zoo tiger attacks|Tatiana]]
| 1
| 3
| 2006-2007
| Killed by police
| She gave the best Christmas gifts during both years, until in 2007, after his second attempt, the tigress was shot by the police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF6400"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Sri Lanka]]
| Unnamed elephant
| 0
| 18
| 2019
| Unclear
| 18 people were injured after an elephant began hitting them and causing a stampede.
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF6400"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|24px|link{{=}}India]]
| Unnamed leopard
| 0
| 11
| 2011
| Killed by a mob
| Poor animal security and poor conditions caused a leopard to go amok and injure 11. Villagers, on a butthurt mode, stabbed it to death in a mob.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSlovakia.png|24px|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| Unnamed bear
| 0
| 5
| 2024
| Killed by police
| A bear attacked 5 people including a 10-year-old girl, all of them were injured. A drone located him and the police killed him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|24px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unnamed Pitbull
| 0
| 4
| 2018
| Subdued
| A mad dog attacked 4 in a hospital, injuring them all before being subdued.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:miniflagspain.png|24px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unnamed boar
| 0
| 3
| 2019
| Died
| Injured 3 people and several dogs before dying for no apparent reason.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|24px|link{{=}}India]]
| Unnamed Jaguar
| 0
| 3
| 2024
| [[Epic win|Escaped]]
| A jaguar rammed into a taxi and injured 3. Nothing interesting here.
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Travis the Killer Chimp|Travis]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| 2009
| Killed by police
| A chimpanzee, fed up with its owner making him [[Xanax|Marihuana]], bit her face off and almost left her with lethal wounds. The bitch of Travis [[Epic Fail|didn't even have time to attack the other woman who was on the phone and was killed by the pigs]]. After his failed McMassacre, our [[Pedobear|pedo]] hero [[Adam Lanza]] talked about the fail.
|}}}
</center>

== Walkthrough ==
=== Difficulty Levels ===

'''Easy:''' This level includes slow-moving targets, easy-to-navigate locations and a pretty much nonexistent chance of victims being armed or able to fight back in any meaningful way. It also has limited respawning NPC's and police response is slow. Common places include:
*Libraries
*Nursing homes
*Any [[liberal|liberal's]] house
*Public parks
**Even easier (Pacific mode): Children's parks
*[[School Shooting|Schools]]
**Even easier (Pacific mode): [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre|Elementary schools]]
*Swimming pools (as well as beaches)
*Gun free zones
*Bowling Alleys
*Churches, mosques, synagogues, and temples
*Orphanage
'''Countries and regions'''
*Himalayan countries
**Bhutan
**Nepal
**Myanmar
**<s>China</s>
**<s>Pakistan</s>
*Europe
**Austria (Pacific mode)
**Britain
**Czech Republic (Pacific mode)
**Denmark (Pacific mode)
**Finland (Pacific mode)
**France
**Germany
**Greece
**Italy
**Norway (Pacific mode)
**Spain
**Switzerland (Pacific mode)
**Sweden (Pacific mode)
*Japan (Pacific mode)
*New Zealand
*New England, Northeast, Pacific (US Servers)
*Oregon, USA
'''Medium:''' Although more difficult than easy, this level is still fairly easy for the experienced high-scorer. This level has faster police response time and more people with faster reflexes. Also, the locations are harder to navigate, may have light security already present and (depending on location and jurisdiction) a small to medium chance of encountering armed victims. Several people have played on this level including [[Aurora Theater Shooting|James Holmes]], [[Charles Whitman's Tumor|Charles Whitman]] and [[Andrea Pignani]]. Places include:
*Hospitals
*Malls
*Rooftops
*Africa (Rich countries)
*[[College]]s
*Theatres (as well as cinemas)
*Detention centers
*Train stations
'''Countries and regions'''
*Australia (after 2017 national firearms amnesty)
*Midwest (US Servers)
*London (UK server)
*Birmingham (UK server)
'''Nightmare Mode:''' Without a doubt, the most difficult level. It has infinitely respawning NPC's, an almost immediate police response, high security, confusing and small maps and a medium-to-high chance of victims being armed and/or fighting back. The only known people to have a good score on this mode were [[Fort Hood|Major Malik Nadal Hasan]], who went 13/30 on the map Fort Hood, 2nd Lt. Sanurip who went 16/11 '''{{wikilink|1996_Timika_shooting|in an Indonesian airport}}''' and [[Salvador Ramos]].
Locations include:
*Airports
*Government offices
*Gun stores / shows
*Shooting ranges
*Sports stadiums
*International borders
*Military bases
*Walmart
*Police stations (as well as [[Fat|Doughnut shops]] by extension)
'''Countries and regions'''
*Texas
*Florida
*Africa (poor countries)
*Israel
*Palestine
*Alabama
*Wyoming
*Syria
*Rocky Mountains, Southwest, Southeast (US Servers)

=== How to Get The High Score ===
# Be from somewhere where murder isn't an everyday occurrence and people actually care when you go on a shooting rampage. If you speak English and are white, you probably have this covered.
# Take some cues from [[Charles Whitman]] and start at home. By killing [[your mom]] and [[dad]], you're guaranteed at least 2 easy kills, three if you have a wife or a brother/sister, but this is [[you]] we're talking about.
# Play violent video games ([[Grand Theft Auto]], [[Ryan Lambourn|Ryan Lambourn games]], Hitman and [[Manhunt]] series and FPS games like [[Doom]], [[Call of Duty]], [[Battlefield]], [[Halo]], etc...) and listen to metal (Marilyn Manson, Rammstein, [[Slipknot]], Cannibal Corpse, Debauchery, Rob Zombie etc...). They will train you to kill better and will ensure that after the murder and harm is over you can continue the lulz by ensuring that misguided idiots everywhere will be wiped up into a rage of fascism and will push for censorship laws.
# It is preferable, but not necessary, that all firearms, ammunition and other weapons used and/or any ingredients used to make explosives are acquired legally so that, like in section 2, retards will call for stricter gun/weapon laws, demand [[1984]] style security at schools, airports, etc and attempt to demonize anyone who has an interest or hobby in firearms and the like afterwards. This has the doubly lulzy effect that if stricter gun laws are passed, and anyone decides to follows in your footsteps, their victims will be even more disarmed and helpless than they were before, leading to higher body counts, less personal freedom for everyone and greater amounts of lulz.
# Leave behind lulzy, dramawhore-esque statements and media, also remember to take a photo of yourself just beforehand, preferably with a big shit-eating grin on your face as well as a trollface, for the papers and news sites to splash all over their front pages and send a clear signal to all the other limp-dicked social rejects who cram their faces with anti-depressants to numb the pain of their worthless existence out there that all they need to do to make everyone pay attention to them and make their name and face nationally or internationally known is go for the high score. This point is essential for weapons-grade lulz, nobody cares about a vanilla killer.
# Ensure all, or at least the vast majority, of the people you kill are complete strangers and have absolutely nothing to do with any problem you have or any real or perceived injustice against you or society as a whole. They still deserve it, for some reason.
# It is customary, when you've satisfied your bloodlust/run low on ammo/been cornered by police or some other armed individual/gotten bored, to off yourself. '''This does not count as a kill''', but it does make you [[an hero]].
# '''DON'T USE A .22'''
# In addition to buying your weapons legally, buy a bunch of armor, such as bulletproof vests, gloves, masks and other shit so that people will want to ban those as well.
# Shoot and/or stab people '''in the brainstem and the cerebellum'''. Not the forebrain, or anywhere else. Kill little kids, animals, and women (especially pregnant) as opposed to adults and teenagers.
# If you plan on committing arson, make sure you use propane gas. If you plan on going on a mass stabbing, use a long bladed knife, a thick knife or a machete that's been sharpened. If you plan on doing a vehicle attack, make sure you use a truck. If you plan on strangling people, use a garrote or a dildo.
# If you want to not get caught with mass murder or serial killing, use latex gloves, wear booties over your shoes, wear a balaclava with cool 80's shades, wear a black coat, and wear long black pants.
# If a wannabe hero or pig draws a weapon, make sure that you aim for the lower bridge of the nose or the ear so that way they die instantly.
# Leave a note on you saying you have planted a bomb somewhere that will go off in a certain amount of time at a certain place to cause more drama.
# Don't tell anyone about your plans, dont give hints and hide your manifesto on a thumb drive or a notebook.
# <s>[https://www.lollershop.com/ Wear an Encyclopedia Dramatica t-shirt/tabard to promote our website.] You will gain 2500+ rep with our faction.</s> (dead)

== Hall of Shame ==
=== Notable Losers ===
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FPS players who couldn't break into the top 50 list (again fat Americans everywhere). Typically under 14 kills. However, we extend our appreciation for the top 10 in this list for their exceptional skills at PvP combat.
Notice the extreme abundance of Amerifags.

'''Tip: Instead of making a stub article on a loser, post about him [[High_Score/Loserinfo|here]].'''

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{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! COMMENTS
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff963"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Omar Abdul Razeq Abdullah Rifai
| 15
| ?
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2013
| Shot up a village because they failed to support his family, [[Epic Win|previously killed 23 people in 2008]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffec64"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Nidal Malik Hasan]]
| 14
| 33 (32 by Hasan)
| N
| 2009
| Tackled [[Army|Nightmare Mode]] in an attempt to reach the High Score, [[Fail|but got crippled by a feminist at the site]]. But at least he has 14 frags to his name.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd264"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|20px|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Unknown
| 14
| 19
| Y
| 1995
| Soldier lured a crowd to one of his victims and shot them before becoming an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc464"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|20px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| [[Friedrich Leibacher]]
| 14
| 18
| Y
| 2001
| Paranoid Swissfag who disguised himself as a cop and killed a bunch of members of parliament.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf64"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Marc Lépine]]
| 14
| 14
| Y
| 1989
| Canuck who hated feminists for stealing his jobs and fucking up his life. [[Shit nobody cares about|Was the former champion of the Canadian branch for High Scores.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9a64"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Siavash_Rahmani-Aqdam|Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam]]
| 14
| 11
| N (Killed by cops)
| 1998
| Deserted his army post to play GTA: Tehran edition, [[Epic Win|pwning several cops along the way]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9164"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Ernst Wagner
| 14
| 11
| N
| 1913
| [[Schizo|Insane]] kraut who killed his entire family before shooting random people and setting things on fire until some civilian bludgeoned him. Somehow avoided getting [[B&]] IRL because of said insanity. His reason? [[LOLWUT|He was paranoid that he was being made fun of for getting arrested for bestiality.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8064"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Longo_Dhendonga|Longo Dhendonga]]
| 14
| 10
| N
| 2020
| [[Nigger|Congolese]] soldier got [[drunk]] as fuck and shot anyone who got in his way.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff7964"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Ramesh Sharma
| 14
| 9
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1983
| Shot up a hindu temple with a bolt-action rifle.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6464"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| Christian Dornier
| 14
| 8
| N
| 1989
| [[Schizophrenia|Schizo]] [[France|baguettefag]] grabbed a double barrel shotgun and got a pretty good score, before being wounded and arrested. Bonus points for killing his sister and mom. [[Lulz|Found not guilty on basis of insanity.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Patrick Sherrill
| 14
| 6
| Y
| 1986
| Shot up the post office he worked at, resulting in the deadliest workplace shooting in America. I guess you could say he really did go [[postal]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Genildo_Ferreira_de_Fran%C3%A7a|Genildo Ferreira de França]]
| 14
| 1
| Y
| 1997
| Went on a murderous rampage over two days to stop people from calling him gay. [[An hero]] by shot to the chest.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| Sobhan Komrouni
| 13
| 40+
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2022
| Shot up a mosque and died in hospital later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRhodesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Rhodesia]]
| Banda Khumalo
| 13
| 16
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1977
| Zimbabwean policeman shot up a police camp with a shotgun, before being gunned down by his friends.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Alfred Ogwang
| 13
| 14
| N
| 1994
| Ugandan cop shot up a disco before being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthSudan.png|link{{=}}South Sudan]]
| Unknown
| 13
| 10
| [[Sam Hyde|Got away with it, LOL!]]
| 2016
| [[Anon]] who shot up a club before creating a manhunt that is still going on to this day.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jiverly Wong]]
| 13
| 4
| Y
| 2009
| [[Chink]] whose accent was made fun of one too many times.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| Deng Guoxiang
| 13
| 3
| Y
| 1982
| Militiaman shot up his place of work after being accused of stealing random shit from there.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Howard Unruh
| 13
| 3
| N
| 1949
| [[Oldfag|WW2 vet]] went for a morning stroll and ended up killing 13 of his neighbors, including a 2 year old named [[Thomas Hamilton]]. [[Win|Also found not guilty for being batshit insane.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|link{{=}}New Zealand]]
| [[David Gray|David Malcolm Gray]]
| 13
| 3
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1990
| New Zealander that went on a rampage lasting 22 hours before being riddled with bullets.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Babby_Ndombe_Opetu|Babby Ndombe Opetu]]
| 13
| 2
| N
| 2023
| Angry soldier shot up his son's funeral after not being invited.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Ljubiša Bogdanović
| 13
| 1
| Y
| 2013
| Serb went postal shooting his mom and wife before going house to house killing people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| George Emil Banks
| 13
| 1
| N
| 1982
| Crazy [[nigger]] killed five of his kids and their respective baby mamas as well as some bystanders.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Aurora Theatre Shooting|James Eagan Holmes]]
| 12
| 70 (62 by Holmes)
| N
| 2012
| Schizo retard edgelord put on tactical gear and shot up a theatre during the film [[The Dark Knight Rises]], causing a lot of damage and butthurt.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]
| 12
| 22
| Y
| 2011
| Brazilian that continued Cho's legacy with a cowboy-style massacre at a local school using only revolvers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Mark Barton]]
| 12
| 13
| Y
| 1999
| Some delusional Mormon. [[Lulz|Clubbed his family like a baby seal with a hammer]] before spewing a few one-liners and shooting people in both good and shitty areas.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAzerbaijan.gif|23px|link{{=}}Azerbaijan]]
| [[Farda Gadirov]]
| 12
| 13
| Y
| 2009
| Some [[sand nigger|Georgian]] who shot up an [[oil]] academy before an heroing. Presumably was influenced by [[Dumbfuckistan]]'s quest for [[moar]] oil.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Derrick Bird]]
| 12
| 11
| Y
| 2010
| Went GTA in Cumbria, England with a [[Shit|.22 caliber]] bolt-action rifle and a 12 Gauge double barrel shotgun and did pretty decent.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ian David Long]]
| 12
| 11 (1 by Long)
| Y
| 2018
| Ex-[[United States Marine Corps|marine]] went postal at a bar, killing [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/194583507/telemachus-nicholas-orfanos one of the survivors of Paddock's wrath].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| Cho Jun-hui
| 12
| 11
| N
| 1984
| Soldier went amok at a military camp before escaping to North Korea.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Aaron Alexis]]
| 12
| 8 (3 by Alexis)
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2013
|Some schizophrenic [[nigger]] who went for the high score armed with a sawed-off shotgun. Straight outta doom.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Virginia Beach Shooting|DeWayne Antonio Craddock]]
| 12
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2019
| [[Nigger]] got angry and shot up his office.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Sidnei Ramis de Araújo
| 12
| 3
| Y
| 2016
| Shot up a New Year's party his [[Divorce|estranged]] wife was attending. He also killed his 8 year old son.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagYemen.png|23px|link{{=}}Yemen]]
| Amar Lajdah
| 12
| 3
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2020
| Shot his family and some cops before being shot dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| Bahram Jeshanpur
| 12
| 3
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2024
| 30-year-old man shot his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|24px|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Fekadu_Nasha|Fekadu Nasha]]
| 12
| 2
| Y
| 2013
| Malnourished [[nigger]] cop got [[drunk]] and shot up his village before [[Lolwut|jumping into a river and dying]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:Tunisia miniflag.png|link{{=}}Tunisia]]
| Ben Jebir
| 12
| 0
| Y
| 1985
| Schizo [[sand nigger]] farmer shot a bunch of people with a shotgun.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Pedro Augusto
| 12
| 0
| N
| 1900
| After falling in love with a woman who rejected him publicly, Pedro sought guidance from a fortune teller. He was told that the only way to find peace was to murder her and her entire family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJordan.png|link{{=}}Jordan]]
| Saeed al-Qashash
| 12
| 0
| N
| 1998
| Killed his family because they told him how much of a [[NEET]] he was for not passing the final exam.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagTaiwan.png|23px|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| Taian Gong
| 12
| 0
| N
| 1999
| Shot up a fishing vessel. Three people died after jumping overboard.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNepal.png|link{{=}}Nepal]]
| Basudev Thapa
| 11
| 19
| N (Shot by soldiers)
| 2005
| Soldier went amok shooting villagers before being killed by his comrades.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Huu Can Tran
| 11
| 9
| Y
| 2023
| Angry 72-year-old azn with a MAC-11 shot a bunch of azns in a dance club before escaping. Upon entering another club, Huu was disarmed by a patron and escaped yet again only to shoot himself during a police standoff a few hours later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Grigory Grachev
| 11
| 8
| N
| 1925
| Lost a land dispute and then retaliated by setting his neighbors' houses on fire and ambushing them with a double-barreled shotgun.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| Juan de Jesús Lozano Velásquez
| 11
| 7
| N
| 2000
| Shot up a club with an Uzi because a bitch refused to dance with him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robert Bowers]]
| 11
| 7 (6 by Bowers)
| N
| 2018
| The current US champion for [[Holocaust|eliminating the greatest (((menace))) to our society.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|24px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Bulelani Vukwana
| 11
| 6
| Y
| 2002
| [[Nigger]] that got into a fight with his girlfriend, resulting in him dual wielding two pistols and shooting 11 people dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| James Pough
| 11
| 6
| Y
| 1990
| A nigger who went on an epic spree killing adventure. Before that, he murdered a friend of his in a fit of negronic rage. Had a fierce history of mental illness but was known as an extremely reliable worker. The latter aspect is almost unheard of among black people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSaudiArabia.png|link{{=}}Saudi Arabia]]
| Jalal Osman Khoja
| 11
| 0
| Y
| 2000
| Shot his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Iq.gif|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| Abdul Emir Khalaf Sabhan
| 11
| 0
| Y
| 2003
| Shoemaker went crazy and shot people randomly.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| James Urban Ruppert
| 11
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1975
| Decided to spend Easter Sunday killing his 11 family members in rapid succession before [[Snitch|calling the cops on himself]]. He told arriving officers :"My mother drove me crazy by always combing my hair, talked to me [[Adult Baby|like I was a baby]], and tried to make me into a [[homosexual]]".
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCapeVerde.png|23px|link{{=}}Cape Verde]]
| Manuel António Silva Ribeiro
| 11
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2016
| Disgruntled soldier who shot up a barracks, in the only African country not overrun with niggers. ('''EDIT''': Apparently Portuniggers count as niggers.)
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|24px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Chris Amanyire
| 10
| 25
| Y
| 2014
| A soldier shot up a bar.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagYemen.png|23px|link{{=}}Yemen]]
| Abdullah Saleh Zaid al-Kohali
| 10
| 15
| N
| 2008
| Waded into a mosque and opened fire, got arrested and sentenced to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Santa Fe High School Shooting | Dimitrios Pagourtzis]]
| 10
| 14 (13 by Pagourtzis)
| N
| 2018
| 17-Year Old [[Wigger|White Gangsta rap artist]] who went on a killing spree pwning noobs at Santa Fe High School.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Mr. Saari]]
| 10
| 11 (1 by Saari)
| Y
| 2008
| An unoriginal faggot who copycatted Pekka's 2007 school shooting a year later and managed an extra two kills.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Hajula
| 10
| 10
| N (Shot by soldiers)
| 1932
| Pinoy shotgunned 20 people before being killed by a group of soldiers 2 days later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Michael Kenneth McLendon|Michael McLendon]]
| 10
| 6
| Y
| 2009
| A hillbilly living in a very small town in the deep south. Wiped out several family members, went on a driving rampage, got into a shootout with the pigs and systematically became an hero, leaving his quiet little village with PTSD.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Kosta Kecmanović]]
| 10
| 6
| N
| 2023
| A [[13-year-old boy]] went postal in his school with his daddy's guns (including a [[You are doing it wrong|.22 caliber pistol]]).
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMontenegro.png|24px|link{{=}}Montenegro]]
| Vučko Borilović
| 10
| 6
| N (Killed by civilians)
| 2022
| Shot up the town after arguing with his old lady.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Tobias Rathjen]]
| 10
| 5
| Y
| 2020
| German schizo followed by secret agents and guided by the voice in his head shot up 2 shisha bars, before going home to kill his mom and himself. He also did not like [[azns]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| Kim Won-je
| 10
| 3
| Y
| 1974
| Soldier went amok after getting drunk.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Artur Vaganov
| 10
| 3
| Y
| 1997
| Soldier massacred his sleeping comrades.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Payton Gendron]]
| 10
| 3
| N
| 2022
| Savior of the [[White power|white race]] (and [[furfag]]) [[Twitch|streamed]] shooting up a [[Randy Robert Stair|supermarket]] in Niggersville, NY.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|24px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Patrick Okot Odoch
| 10
| 3
| N
| 2013
| Ugandan soldier shot up a bar with an AK-47.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Jos.C3.A9_Marimon_Carles|José Marimón Carles]]
| 10
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1928
| 26-year-old soldier shot some kids and neighbors before falling asleep in a field and being killed by his comrades. He also used an axe in his attack.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Óscar Flores Lopez
| 10
| 2
| N (Lynched)
| 2005
| Ex-soldier got high as fuck, stabbed some of his family and a cop, stole the cop's AR and started shooting up the neighborhood. He was shot by cops before being lynched by civilians.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa]]
| 10
| 1
| N
| 2021
| [[Schizo]] [[mudslime]] shot up a supermarket, killing ten people including a cop before taking a bullet in the leg and getting [[v&]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Clifford Bartholomew
| 10
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1971
| [[Daddy|Dad]] of the year smacked his family unconscious with a mallet before shooting them dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Christopher Thomas
| 10
| 0
| N
| 1984
| Broke into a house and killed 8 children aged 3-14 and two of their mothers. He is now [[Epic Win|released on mandatory parole]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Peter Karanja
| 10
| 0
| N
| 2010
| Kenyan cop with AIDS shot up 3 bars before failing to an hero because he ran out of ammo.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Munich Massacre|Ali David Sonboly]]
| 9
| 36 (4 by Sonboly)
| Y
| 2016
|An [[Sand Nigger|Iranian]]-German who was fed up with the filthy turkroach infestation of Deutschland and decided to take matters into his own hands.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Connor Betts|Connor Stephen Betts]]
| 9
| 27 (17 by Betts)
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2019
| Schizo antifa warrior druggie retard went ballistic at a nighttime street, doing quite some damage before being killed by the cops.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]]
| 9
| 23
| N
| 2021
| Ruskiy edgelord shot up a school with a semi-auto shotgun, [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|but still did worse]] than his idol and crush [[Vladislav Roslyakov]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Clarence Bertucci
| 9
| 19
| N
| 1945
| American soldier who pwned kraut POWs at a camp in Utah.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|24px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Carel Johannes Delport
| 9
| 19
| N
| 1992
| [[Retard|78 IQ]] farmer snapped and went on a rampage, burning down his house and shooting random people with the same gun [[Breivik]] used. [[Epic Win|Currently free after serving his 22 year prison sentence.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Uro.C5.A1_Bla.C5.BEi.C4.87|Uroš Blažić]]
| 9
| 13
| N
| 2023
| A 21-year-old drug addict went amok with an AK the day after Kosta Kecmanović's school rampage.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Mark Essex]]
| 9
| 13
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1973
| This motherfucker shot up a police station and took out nearly a dozen filthy pigs. God bless this man's soul!
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Ronald Bae
| 9
| 11
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2013
| Killed some fags. His maid was v& for assisting in his shooting spree.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Chris Harper-Mercer]]
| 9
| 8
| Y
| 2015
|"[[Do you believe in god]]?"
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCroatia.png|23px|link{{=}}Croatia]]
| Vinko Palić
| 9
| 7
| Y
| 1993
| Soldier got rejected by a 17-year-old girl, went home, got into his army uniform & weapon and returned to exact his revenge.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNepal.png|link{{=}}Nepal]]
| Dipendra of Nepal
| 9
| 5
| Y
| 2001
| Nepalese prince massacred his family and other servants before shooting himself in the head. As his entire family was dead, he was considered king of Nepal for the 3 days he lay in a coma.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jeff Weise]]
| 9
| 5
| Y
| 2005
| A traumatized goth Injun fatass. Slaughtered his family, crashed into his former school, and came close to surpassing Columbine if not for a surprisingly fast police reaction time, especially for a Native American reservation. Like Chris Mercer and the Columbine fags, Jeff asked his victims if they believed in God.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Marciano Contaoe
| 9
| 4
| N
| 1988
| Drunk pinoy started shooting glasses off of tables and then started shooting people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Nikola Radosavljević
| 9
| 4
| N
| 2007
| [[Domestic Violence|Smacked his bitch]] a little, jumped in a well, [[Fail|got pulled out by a neighbor]], retrieved a shotgun and decided to go for the [[High Score]]. Police found him near his parent's grave, [[Retard|having shot himself in the stomach]] as [[An hero|an attempted hero]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagYugoslavia.png|23px|link{{=}}Yugoslavia]]
| Mile Matić
| 9
| 3
| Y (In prison)
| 1986
| Some [[schizo]] prison guard who flipped his lid because his brother-in-law interrupted his [[Minecraft]] session. Realizing he wouldn't get out of the loony bin alive, he decided to [[An hero|cut his life sentence short]] in 1994.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|link{{=}}Lebanon]]
| Shawkat Fouad Shakar
| 9
| 3
| N
| 1991
| Went on a rampage to avenge the deaths of his parents and brother.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Satan Claus]]
| 9
| 3
| Y
| 2008
| He came into the houses dressed as santa shooting some families. He gave us the lulziest Christmas evar!
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Mark Chahal
| 9
| 2
| Y
| 1996
| Indian-Canuck who killed 9 family members and then became an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Yusuf Taş
| 9
| 2
| N
| 2016
| Shot his wife and other people before being arrested and sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Dylann Storm Roof]]
| 9
| 1
| N
| 2015
|An ugly, traumatized, retarded-sounding crusader in the southern USA. He killed Christfag niggers at a church before being V& by the pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Leonardas Zavistonovičius
| 9
| 1
| N (Killed by civilians)
| 1998
| Pole schizo shot dead 9 Lithuanians before being beaten to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Andrey Shpagonov
| 9
| 1
| N
| 1992
| 23-year-old tried to rob his former workplace for guns but ended up killing fucking everyone instead. He was executed in 1995.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Samuel Cassidy|Samuel James Cassidy]]
| 9
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2021
| Another workplace shooting, this time at a [[Train|railyard]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Victor Ernest Hoffman
| 9
| 0
| N
| 1967
| Insane Canuck who pwned 9 members of a family in Saskatchewan.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| Tang Jiansheng
| 9
| 0
| N
| 1982
| Shot up the Chinese embassy in Mozambique.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Marcus Wesson
| 9
| 0
| N
| 2004
| Boomer nigger shot his inbred children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Nasir Abbas
| 9
| 0
| N
| 2009
| Cop went crazy, shot his family and some others before being captured and sentenced to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergey Egorov
| 9
| 0
| N
| 2017
| Ex-soldier shot up a party after being offended by one of the attendees.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|link{{=}}Lebanon]]
| Mazen Harfoush
| 9
| 0
| N
| 2020
| Killed his wife, then 8 other dudes she was gangbanging on the side (including his own brother!)
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Jonathan Moreño
| 8
| 29
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2005
| Policeman shot up a festival.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Gilbert Twigg
| 8
| 26
| Y
| 1903
| Shot up a concert armed with a double-barreled shotgun.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|24px|link{{=}}France]]
| Richard Durn
| 8
| 19
| Y
| 2002
| Got sick of life so he decided to go for the high score. He initially got arrested after the shooting, but jumped out of a window during questioning and died.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|24px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Barend Hendrik Strydom
| 8
| 16
| N
| 1988
| A [[white supremacist]] who cleansed 8 [[niggers]] from apartheid-time [[South Africa]]. He was initially sentenced to death but ended up being [[Epic win|released 3 years later]] by the president.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]
| 8
| 13 (1 by Auvinen)
| Y
| 2007
| Some retarded, delusional [[Columbine|Eric Harris]] wannabe that killed 8 people as well as [[Pussy|firing rounds at inanimate objects]] for an hour before becoming [[An Hero]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Joseph Thomas Wesbecker
| 8
| 12
| Y
| 1989
| Started taking Prozac and ended up shooting up his former workplace.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Alaa Abu Dhaim
| 8
| 11
| N (Shot by civilian)
| 2008
| [[Palestinian]] who tried to play on Nightmare mode at an Israeli school. Did pretty decent, going 8/11 before his spree got cut short. '''AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A HIGHER SCORE IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING [[JEWS]]!!'''
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:Tunisia miniflag.png|link{{=}}Tunisia]]
| Mehdi Jemaii
| 8
| 9
| N (Killed by soldiers)
| 2015
| Tunisian soldier stole a weapon and shot up his military base.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| [[Rolando Mendoza]]
| 8
| 9
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2010
| [[Cop]] who got fired and decided that the best way to get his job back was to [[Retard|take a bus hostage and threaten to murder them.]] Eventually shot up the bus and got sniped.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBulgaria.png|23px|link{{=}}Bulgaria]]
| Branimir Donchev
| 8
| 8
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1974
| 17-year-old schizo attacked a hostel. Initially captured and found insane, he tried to escape and got shot to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Brandon Scott Hole]]
| 8
| 7
| Y
| 2021
| A [[My little pony|retarded brony]] who shot up FedEx in honour of [[lolwut|his beloved animated horse waifu, Applejack]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Mauricio_Martinez_Garcia|Mauricio Garcia]]
| 8
| 7
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2023
| 33-year-old edgelord neo-nazi spic and avid [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] reader shot up a mall in [[Texas]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Gian Luigi Ferri]]
| 8
| 6
| Y
| 1993
| Some pizza pasta [[wop]] who caused massive amounts of [[butthurt]] by getting 8 [[noobs]] [[rekt]] 34 stories up
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robert Hawkins]]
| 8
| 6 (4 by Hawkins)
| Y
| 2007
|Some hippie emo-looking faggot. Stole his daddy's AK and shot a couple of magazines worth of ammo at people before becoming [[An Hero]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Frank Vitkovic
| 8
| 5
| Y
| 1987
| Aussie went berserk in an office, inspired by Julian Knight's Hoddle street massacre four months earlier.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|link{{=}}Lebanon]]
| Ahmed Ali Mansour
| 8
| 5
| N
| 2002
| Shot up an office.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|24px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| L. S. Hasebeng
| 8
| 4
| Y
| 1992
| [[Policeman]] went amok in a [[prison]] complex.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Suleiman Khater
| 8
| 4
| ?
| 1985
| Some [[sand nigger]] shot [[Israeli]] tourists and was later [[Epstein]]'d in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Sergio Eduardo A.
| 8
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2022
| Sicario known as "El Nenuco" went berserk, killing and carjacking people left and right before being shot by police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|24px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Stephanus Swart
| 8
| 3
| Y
| 1927
| Killed his wife and then went on a random spree.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Carl Robert Brown
| 8
| 3
| N (Shot and run over by civilians)
| 1982
| Shot up a welding shop with a pump action shotgun before getting run over as he tried to escape on his bike.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Robert Steward
| 8
| 3
| N
| 2009
| Extra credit for doing it at a nursing home.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Moses Katwesigye
| 8
| 3
| N
| 2016
| Another mad pissed off soldier in Bongo Bongo Land.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|24px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| David "Chippa" Mateane
| 8
| 3
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2006
| [[Nigger]] shot up his bitch's house, then shot up the police station he worked at. Nobody even heard of it because it happened in [[Africa]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Alexander Kuzminykh
| 8
| 2
| Y
| 1998
| 19-year-old soldier shot up a submarine.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUzbekistan.png|23px|link{{=}}Uzbekistan]]
| Anvar Madaminov
| 8
| 2
| N
| 1998
| Killed 8 soldiers and wounded 2 before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagYemen.png|23px|link{{=}}Yemen]]
| Mohsin Yahya Munassar Al-Hilali
| 8
| 2
| N
| 2003
| Yemeni who went on a shooting spree at a mosque.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Omar Sheriff Thornton
| 8
| 2
| Y
| 2010
| Shot up the beer company he formerly worked at.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Ramil Shamsutdinov
| 8
| 2
| N
| 2019
| 20-year-old soldier killed his colleagues after too much hazing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Wasyl Tymkow
| 8
| 1
| Y
| 1937
| [[Ukraine|Uke]] shot 7 Polish people dead before an heroing. He also killed a person a few weeks before his rampage.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Mohamed Jamil Ahmed
| 8
| 1
| Y
| 1955
| Shot his kids and tortured his wife before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Germán García Antonio
| 8
| 1
| Y
| 1985
| A Jehova's Witness who lived in a cave and terrorized the local catholics, stealing their cattle and threatening to kill them. One day he made good on his word and shot up the town as well as his brother, who disproved of his actions.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagReunion.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| Germain Nabénéza
| 8
| 1
| Y
| 1994
| Killed some relatives and neighbours before himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Zdeněk Kovář
| 8
| 1
| Y
| 2015
| Shot up a restaurant and called the news station before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Romeo Nance
| 8
| 1
| Y
| 2024
| Criminal nigger went crazy and shoot up the hood before heading for Mexico. Killed himself after being spotted in Texas.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| Gildardo Urrego
| 8
| 1
| N
| 1977
| Colombian who massacred 9 members of a family on Christmas Eve.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Venus Chukamnerd
| 8
| 1
| N
| 2008
| Shot up a karaoke bar in a drunken rage.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robert Aaron Long]]
| 8
| 1
| N
| 2021
| [[Zoomer]] "sex-addict" with the worlds ugliest beard, shot up two [[asian]] massage parlors in search of a happy ending.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Scott Dekraai
| 8
| 1
| N
| 2011
| [[Marriage|Shot his ex-wife because she was a bitch]], then [[pwned]] 7 more [[noobs]] at a hair salon before getting V& by the pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Spencer Hight
| 8
| 1
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2017
| Shot his ex-wife and 7 other randoms during a [[handegg]] watching party.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Phu Lam
| 8
| 0
| Y
| 2014
| Canuck gook killed members of his family before becoming an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| Faiz Karbalawi
| 8
| 0
| Y
| 2021
| Shot his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Arturas Sakalauskas
| 8
| 0
| N
| 1987
| Soldier shot up a train.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Oleg Dolzhenko
| 8
| 0
| N
| 2000
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Ömer Taşçı
| 8
| 0
| N
| 2007
| Shot his family before escaping, being captured and sentenced to 80 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Murat Yüksel
| 8
| 0
| N
| 2009
| Shot his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAlbania.png|link{{=}}Albania]]
| Ritvan Zykaj
| 8
| 0
| N
| 2018
| Killed his family after they accused him of stealing chickens. He also filmed their corpses and sent the video to a relative.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Willie Godbolt
| 8
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2017
| A man that wasn't fit to live. Shot and killed a pig and 7 others before he was shot and apprehended after being treated for his wound.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Seth Ator
| 7
| 25
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2019
| ''Actually'' went GTA in Texas, but only after having to improvise because his initial plan [[fail]]ed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robert Crimo]]
| 7
| 25
| N
| 2022
| Decided to celebrate America's 246th birthday in [[Chicago]] by participating in its [[Mass Shooting|national pastime]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Robert Charles
| 7
| 20
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1900
| A nigger went berserk in New Orleans.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Julian Knight
| 7
| 19
| N
| 1987
| [[Schizo]] Aussie shot up a busy street before being [[v&]] for life.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Ami Popper
| 7
| 16
| N
| 1990
| 21-year-old stole a rifle and shot some Palestinians.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSlovakia.png|24px|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#.C4.BDubom.C3.ADr_Harman|Ľubomír Harman]]
| 7
| 15
| Y
| 2010
| Slovakian went on a rampage in his city, killing himself after being wounded by police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Tristan_Van_der_Vlis|Tristan van der Vlis]]
| 7
| 15
| Y
| 2011
| God-hating bitch that went [[an hero]] with 2 pistols and a .22 rifle. He drew guns and was inspired by [[Columbine]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| William Ray Bonner
| 7
| 9
| N
| 1973
| Another nigger who went on a GTA killing spree, this time in Los Angeles.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Philipp Fusz
| 7
| 8
| Y
| 2023
| Former Jehova's witness attacked his former brethren before shooting himself. Also had '''{{archive|z2fu1|a website for his business}}''' and [https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/1915852889 wrote a book] before his attack.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Larry Gene Ashbrook
| 7
| 7
| Y
| 1999
| Run of the mill [[schizo]] that shot a couple [[christfags]]. Shortly after the shooting [[Troll|someone]] made [http://www.asecular.com/baptist/ an epic website] in Larry's memory.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Wade John Frankum
| 7
| 6
| Y
| 1991
| Wade was enjoying his coffee in a café before suddenly snapping and killing anyone in his path. He got his first kill with a Bowie knife, like a real Australian.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|20px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| Hermann Schwarz
| 7
| 6
| N
| 1912
| Sniped some people from his apartment before escaping into the woods. Not guilty due to insanity and sent off to the nuthouse.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Mikhail Tselousov
| 7
| 6
| N
| 1958
| Shot up a hostel with a single-shot rifle.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Ramzan Aliyev
| 7
| 6
| N (Shot by soldiers)
| 2012
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|24px|link{{=}}France]]
| Guy Martel
| 7
| 5
| N
| 1985
| Another French schizo went on a shooting rampage before getting arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Antonio Calvente Guerrero
| 7
| 5
| N (Shot by soldiers)
| 1902
| Soldier went amok.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| Franck Zoritch
| 7
| 4
| Y
| 1992
| Shot up his former factory after being fired.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Jožef Meneder
| 7
| 4
| Y
| 1993
| Broke out of military detention, stole a rifle and killed people before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Terry Michael Ratzmann
| 7
| 4
| Y
| 2005
| [[Computer]] technician who shot up his [[church]], leaving no clue behind as to why.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Dragan Čedić
| 7
| 4
| Y
| 2002
| Serb that fucking snapped and killed some of his friends and family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Richard Wade Farley
| 7
| 4
| N
| 1988
| A creep who stalked his co-worker for years. Her restraining order would have been made permanent the day after he shot up his workplace.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium|23px]]
| Michel Van Wijnendaele
| 7
| 3
| Y
| 1987
| Shot up two farms before shooting himself after a car chase.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wade Michael Page]]
| 7
| 3
| Y
| 2012
|A Neo-Nazi retard that tried to kill Jews - by shooting up a Sikh church.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTaiwan.png|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| Tsui Yin
| 7
| 3
| N
| 1962
| Gym teacher lost his job and decided to take revenge.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Mattias_Flink|Mattias Flink]]
| 7
| 3
| N
| 1994
| Military man got drunk and set out for a killing spree. Got sentenced to life, but ended up being released in 2014.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Edgardo Fernandez
| 7
| 3
| N
| 1995
| 16-year-old boy shot up a hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| One L. Goh
| 7
| 3
| N
| 2012
| Realizing that he'll forever remain a NEET due to mounting [[college]] debt, he did the only thing he could do; attempt to outscore [[Cho]]. Although he failed miserably, he caused a decent amount of butthurt in [[California|Oakland]]. ('''UPDATE''': Goh is [[Dead|ded]] as of March 20, 2019; possible prison An Hero)
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSaudiArabia.png|link{{=}}Saudi Arabia]]
| Abdullah Jaber Al-Malki
| 7
| 3
| N
| 2016
| Teacher shot up an education office before being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Khairi Alqam
| 7
| 3
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2023
| Palestinian shot up a synagogue in Jerusalem to avenge his fallen brethren.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Rodrick Dantzler
| 7
| 2
| Y
| 2011
| After realizing that bitches really aren't shit, he decided to bust a cap in every one of his baby mamas and his illegitimate children before leading police on an '''{{ytlink|fFytf7rxlEo|epic chase!}}'''
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Ctirad Vitásek
| 7
| 2
| Y
| 2019
| Shot up a hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Isaac Obua
| 7
| 2
| N (Killed by soldiers)
| 2016
| Another mad soldier from Bongo Bongo Land and yet another shooting. Normal day in Bongoganda.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Will Reynolds
| 7
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1902
| Alabama nigger attacked a sheriff's department.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Deka Samarendra
| 7
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2004
| Soldier killed his co-workers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Edward Charles Allaway
| 7
| 2
| N
| 1976
| Schizo shot up a university, found not guilty by reason of insanity.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLatvia.png|link{{=}}Latvia]]
| Yuriy Chubarov
| 7
| 1
| Y
| 1997
| Shot a parish before pwning himself
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCroatia.png|23px|link{{=}}Croatia]]
| Antun Mataić
| 7
| 1
| Y
| 1998
| Guy went postal at a cafe, drove to another cafe to order a cognac and say "I just killed eight people", then drove to a shooting range and blew himself up in his car.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Ángel Campo Solana
| 7
| 1
| Y
| 1980
| Stuck it to [[the man]] by shooting a few of his useless as shit neighbors.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Martin Nelson
| 7
| 1
| N (Shot by bystanders)
| 1885
| Attacked a family and others before being shot dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jim Jumper
| 7
| 1
| N (Shot by bystanders)
| 1889
| A half-nigger half-injun attacked his local chief and his family after being refused to marry his daughter.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreenland.png|link{{=}}Greenland]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Abel_Klemmensen|Abel Klemmensen]]
| 7
| 1
| N
| 1990
| Some inuit got into an argument with his friend at a party, went home to retrieve his rifle and returned to kill them all.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Oleg Naumov
| 7
| 1
| N
| 1998
| Soldier shot up the base before fleeing. Caught two days later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Chunli Zhao
| 7
| 1
| N
| 2023
| 66-year-old azn forklift driver shot up two farms before being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Edmund Wilsdorf
| 7
| 0
| Y
| 1907
| Kraut who shot dead his wife and 6 children before becoming an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| John Etter Clark
| 7
| 0
| Y
| 1956
| Canuck politician who went on a rampage and then became an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Leonard Hogue
| 7
| 0
| Y
| 1965
| Dirty cop who stole $1.2 million dollars in a daring heist, except that [[Epic Fail|the money was completely worthless because it was all hole punched]]. Realizing that he fucked up a simple job, and that the real cops are closing in, he decided to [[seppuku]] his wife and 6 kids, each with a Magnum headshot, before finally choosing death over dishonor.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jennifer San Marco
| 7
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2006
| The only woman man enough to kill more than 3 people in a shooting, probably because she targeted [[azn]]s, [[darkies]] and [[spics]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Michael Orwin Haight
| 7
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| Abusive husband shot and killed his entire family, truly starting the [[2023|new year]] with a bang.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Theodor Matvievsky
| 7
| 0
| N
| 1959
| Soviet navy sailor shot up an island, sparing two children before escaping in a motor boat and eventually succumbing to the elements.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuatemala.png|24px|link{{=}}Guatemala]]
| Manuel Martínez Coronado
| 7
| 0
| N
| 1995
| Slaughtered a family over a land dispute with the help of his stepfather. Executed by lethal injection.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Bryan Koji Uyesugi
| 7
| 0
| N
| 1999
| Hawaiian technician shot up his workplace.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Michael McDermott
| 7
| 0
| N
| 2000
| Shot up his workplace and tried to fake mental illness to get away with it.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Shahzado Behan
| 7
| 0
| N
| 2003
| Shot some of his relatives.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Hasan Danışmaz
| 7
| 0
| N
| 2008
| Shot his family. He also killed a truck driver in 2001.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Iq.gif|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| Saleh Mohammed
| 7
| 0
| N
| 2009
| Shot his family and tried to kill himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Carlos Gabriel Pericolo da Rosa
| 7
| 0
| ?
| 2018
| Gangster killed other gangsters to protect his family or some shit. He was found dead near a river the next day.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Luiz Gonzaga Pereira dos Santos
| 7
| 0
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1979
| Angry man killed a family because one of their sons fucked his virgin daughter. He was killed by police in 1981.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| Ihsanullah
| 7
| 0
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2015
| Drug addict shot his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Abdihakim Maslah
| 7
| 0
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2016
| Police officer shot up the station.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium|23px]]
| Nordine Amrani
| 6
| [[Epic Fail|125]]
| Y
| 2011
| Some Belgian drug dealer who sprayed bullets and stun grenades from a rooftop onto shoppers with an FN FAL before an heoring. Also tried to rape and then killed a maid at his flat before going amok.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Timur Bekmansurov]]
| 6
| 47
| N
| 2021
| Russian Farquaad looking edgelord school shooter who [[Epic fail|ended up getting his leg amputated after being shot by cops]]. '''TRY AGAIN FAGGOT'''
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Abdul Salaam Sadek Hassouneh
| 6
| 33
| Y
| 2002
| Shot up a bar mitzvah party before exploding.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Jørgen Haagen Schmith
| 6
| 20
| N (Shot by Gestapo)
| 1944
| Resistance fighter suddenly had Gestapo at his door, hid under the bed and opened fire with machine guns and grenades. After being surrounded by over 200 soldiers and his house was on fire, Jørgen exited and was shot dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Alexandre Bissonnette]]
| 6
| 19 (5 by Bissonnette)
| N
| 2017
| Some paranoid Canuck who shot up a mosque and tried to become an hero, but [[Pussy|pussied out and called the cops on himself crying like a little bitch]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Colin Ferguson
| 6
| 19
| N
| 1993
| The [[nigger]] version of [[Dylann Roof]], with a good bit of [[Jared Lee Loughner]] tossed in for good measure. Unlike his cracker counterpart, the liberal faggots at New York gave him a lenient sentence because of '''[[BlackLivesMatter| MUH BLACK OPPRESHUN.]]'''
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jared Lee Loughner]]
| 6
| 14 (13 by Loughner)
| N
| 2011
|A schizo. Tried to assassinate a person that didn't answer his question by shooting her in the head but failing hard [[Epic Fail|due to him using FMJ and aiming for the Forebrain]] before getting what he deserved which was getting apprehended by various people while trying to reload.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Elliot Rodger]]
| 6
| 13
| Y
| 2014
| A [[tiny dick]] [[Brit]]-[[Azn]] butthurt because he was still a virgin at 22.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagYemen.png|23px|link{{=}}Yemen]]
| Mohammad Ahman al-Nazari
| 6
| 12
| N
| 1997
| Shot up his children's school due to allegations of one of them being raped by school staff.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDominicanRepublic.png|link{{=}}Dominican Republic]]
| Belarminio Antonio Rodriguez
| 6
| 9
| N
| 1968
| A soldier angry at life due to a lack of pussy.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Erwin Mikolajczyk
| 6
| 8
| Y
| 1994
| Shot up a courtroom where he was due, killing most people present before blowing himself up with an IED.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Douglas Williams
| 6
| 8
| Y
| 2003
| Killed a bunch of niggers he worked with.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]
| Jean-Claude Ndayisaba
| 6
| 7
| N (Executed)
| 1999
| A soldier went amok in a reagrupament camp. He is actually the Burundian champion.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBahamas.png|22px|link{{=}}Bahamas]]
| Reuben Rolle
| 6
| 6
| Y
| 1964
| [[Nigger|Negro]] carpenter kills his wife and wents amok before an heroing
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Edwin James Grace
| 6
| 6
| Y
| 1972
| Security guard shot up a building.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Leo Held
| 6
| 6
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1967
| A devout christian went on a rampage at various locations after dropping his family off at work and school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDominicanRepublic.png|link{{=}}Dominican Republic]]
| José Ángelo Santana Cedano
| 6
| 6
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2021
| After having enough of his broken marriage, José went on a killing spree through his neighborhood.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|20px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| Erminio Criscione
| 6
| 6
| N
| 1992
| Drove around town shooting up random houses.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Frederick William Cowan
| 6
| 5
| Y
| 1977
| Neo-nazi shot up a moving company.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Vlado Chernozemski
| 6
| 5
| N
| 1934
| Bulgarian assassinated the king. He was beaten up by a mob and died to his injuries later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Andre Bing
| 6
| 4
| Y
| 2022
| [[Patrick Crusius]] 2: Electric Boogaloo.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| Çevdet Yilmaz
| 6
| 4
| N
| 1983
| Turkroach shot a cafe before being V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|link{{=}}New Zealand]]
| Stephen Lawrence Anderson
| 6
| 4
| N
| 1997
| Shot up a ski lodge with a shotgun. Was found [[Epic Win|not guilty]] for being [[batshit insane]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Fan Jieming
| 6
| 4
| N
| 2013
| 62-year-old man beat a coworker to death with a metal pipe before going on a killing spree with a rifle.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| John Felton Parish
| 6
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1982
| Crazy nigger shot up some warehouses before escaping and ultimately dying in a police shootout.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Viateur_Nkurunziza|Viateur Nkurunziza]]
| 6
| 3
| N (Shot by police)
| 1998
| Soldier went amok in a local bar with a Sub-machine gun. (Probably he was drunken)
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Andrew John Engeldinger
| 6
| 2
| Y
| 2012
| Shot up his former workplace after being fired.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kyle Huff
| 6
| 2
| Y
| 2006
| Goth fatass who filled degenerate [[ravers]] with buckshot before an heroing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Kumajiro Takazawa
| 6
| 2
| N
| 1912
| Criminal who went amok before vanishing into thin air.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Rosario Bilodeau
| 6
| 2
| N
| 1934
| Killed some of his family members before shooting up the post office. He was hanged.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Ikuya Hatakeyama
| 6
| 2
| N
| 1975
| Depressed loner shot people for the lulz.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Anatoly Fedorenko
| 6
| 2
| N
| 1977
| Soldier shot up a school before being executed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergei Lepney
| 6
| 2
| N
| 1997
| Soldier shot up a military school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Veera Jitantuk
| 6
| 2
| N
| 1997
| A village chief that killed people for accusing him of corruption. He was later sentenced to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Ghulam Mustafa
| 6
| 2
| N
| 2005
| Killed his wife, her parents and some others.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jason Dalton]]
| 6
| 2
| N
| 2016
| A fatass Uber driver that did some drive-bys.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| William Roberto Ferreira Costa
| 6
| 2
| N
| 2016
| Hairdresser shot up a bar before surrendering to police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Marian Ryszard Majka
| 6
| 1
| Y
| 1957
| [[Polish]] electrician went amok killing his wife, daughter and another family before [[An hero|killing himself]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Tyler Peterson]]
| 6
| 1
| Y
| 2007
| [[Cop]] who killed his ex-GF and 5 others at a pizza party, all because they laughed at his dumb ass.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Jaras Surasak
| 6
| 1
| Y
| 2011
| Policeman shot several colleagues.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Veysi Erim
| 6
| 1
| Y
| 2014
| Psychologist went psycho and shot up his old clinic.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Kalle Heikkilä
| 6
| 1
| N
| 1905
| Shot and stabbed his family before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles Newton Layman
| 6
| 1
| N
| 1935
| Killed his co-workers. Later found to be insane.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Yuri Ilyasov
| 6
| 1
| N
| 1964
| A farmer who shot up a village with a double-barreled shotgun. He was executed by firing squad in 1966.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|link{{=}}Greece]]
| Pantelís Bizónis
| 6
| 1
| N
| 1985
| Butcher shot up his neighbourhood before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png|link{{=}}Bosnia and Herzegovina]]
| Tomislav Petrović
| 6
| 1
| N
| 2008
| Shot up a bus and the neighbourhood before being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Dmitry Vinogradov]]
| 6
| 1
| N
| 2012
|A Russian lawyer whose girlfriend had recently dumped him. Fed up with humanity's shit, he decided to go for the high score in Russia and failed considerably.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|link{{=}}Kyrgyztan]]
| Kulbarak Uulu Balbay
| 6
| 1
| N (shot by soldiers)
| 2012
| Crazed border guard killed 5 [[Charles Whitman|and a unborn baby]] before his comrades shot him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergey Pomazun
| 6
| 1
| N
| 2013
| Shot up a gun store and got sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Rade Šefer
| 6
| 1
| N (Killed by civilians)
| 2015
| A broken man shot up his son's wedding party, before [[Game over|one of the attendees hit him with a chair and strangled him to death]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Malcolm George Baker
| 6
| 1
| N
| 1992
| Shot his ex and some others [[Badass|with a sawed off shotgun]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles Lee Thornton
| 6
| 1
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2008
| Some nigger with a construction company that got angry at the city and shot them up [[Zug Massacre|Leibacher style]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| [[Lol|Mohammad Ali]]
| 6
| 1
| N
| 2014
| 20-year-old shot his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Richard Dale Crum
| 6
| 1
| N
| 2023
| 52-year-old shot up the neighborhood and killed his ex-wife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Audrey Hale]]
| 6
| 1 (0 by Hale)
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2023
| 28-year-old female-to-male tranny shot up a christian elementary school in the name of trans rights and Satan.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Lauri Tainio
| 6
| 0
| Y
| 1937
| Killed his family before shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCroatia.png|23px|link{{=}}Croatia]]
| Josip Capan Joko
| 6
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 1995
| [[Sick fuck|Coomer]] who decided to kill a family, because he was arrested for [[Fap|fapping]] in front of their house, the day before.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| John Bauer
| 6
| 0
| Y
| 2001
| Killed his family before burning down the house and killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBulgaria.png|23px|link{{=}}Bulgaria]]
| Rosen Angelov
| 6
| 0
| Y
| 2017
| 53-year-old pedo shot a woman and her dog before driving to her house to kill her family. He was found dead in a car a week later with child porn in his car. After police searched his house, they found more child porn.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Peter Miles
| 6
| 0
| Y
| 2018
| [[Oldfag|Grandpa]] killed four of his grandkids, his wife, his daughter and then himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCroatia.png|23px|link{{=}}Croatia]]
| Igor Nađ
| 6
| 0
| Y
| 2019
| Attacked his ex-gf's place before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jesse McFadden
| 6
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| Pedophile killed a bunch of kiddies in his house to avoid going to jail again.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Phillip Adams
| 6
| 0
| Y
| 2021
| Former [[handegg]] player who pulled a [[Chris Benoit]] on a doctor, his family, and two other randoms.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Teodoro Macias
| 6
| 0
| Y
| 2021
| Shot up his girlfriend's birthday party and [[an hero]]'d
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Juan Medina Gordillo
| 6
| 0
| Y
| 1996
| Grandpa, equiped with a shotgun, killed his family and shot some neighbours in a local village before comiting suicide.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Unknown
| 6
| 0
| N
| 1918
| Shot six eastern European settlers before escaping. The case was never solved.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Nicanor Rodriguez Taboadelo
| 6
| 0
| N (failed)
| 1971
| Killed his family, his made and a random portuguese before being arrested on a an hero attempt
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Bruce Alfred Blackman
| 6
| 0
| N
| 1983
| 22-year-old shot his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Drago Miličić
| 6
| 0
| N
| 1992
| Yugoslavian soldier got [[drunk]], went to his barracks and killed some of his comrades, threw grenades at security posts, stole a car and killed his girlfriends family before [[Pussy|surrendering to police]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Yevgeny Gorbunov
| 6
| 0
| N
| 1997
| 20-year-old soldier shot his comrades on guard duty.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Jay Handel
| 6
| 0
| N
| 2002
| Shot his children and burned down the house to spite his wife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Salvador Tapia
| 6
| 0
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2003
| 6 months after being fired Salvador returned to shoot up the warehouse.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Dennis Karbovanec
| 6
| 0
| N
| 2007
| Gangster killed some people. He turned himself in in 2009, after surviving an assassination attempt in 2008 due to wearing body armor.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Arif Mubashir
| 6
| 0
| N
| 2011
| Shot his daughters to restore his honor.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Patrick Purdy]]
| 5
| 32
| Y
| 1989
| 80s version of [[Adam Lanza]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Siniša Zlatić
| 5
| 22
| N
|2016
| Serb shot up a café before being [[Epic fail|disarmed by other guests]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Stephen Kazmierczak]]
| 5
| 21 (17 by Kazmierczak)
| Y
| 2008
| A severely depressed bisexual faggot with shitty taste in women as well as shot placement. Tried to copy Cho but wasn't Azn enough.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]]
| 5
| 19
| N
| 2022
| {{age|2000|5|26}}-year-old [[fatass]] shot up a gay club before being beaten up by patrons and v&. Also had an [[ED]] page from 2015.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Kevin_Neal|Kevin Neal]]
| 5
| 18 (11 by Neal)
| Y
| 2017
| Schizo redneck that shot his wife, his neighbors, and a bunch of randoms at various locations (including an elementary school) before an heroing in a 2v1 with small town cops.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Heinz Jacob Friedrich Ernst Schmidt
| 5
| 18
| N
| 1913
| Schizo shot up a school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lawrence William Moore
| 5
| 18
| N
| 1981
| Shot up a museum before being overpowered by patrons and subsequently [[v&]]. One of the victims died from complications due to the injuries sustained, in 2013.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Karel Charva
| 5
| 14
| Y
| 1983
| Czechoslovakian native got drunk and shot up a school in Germany.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Günter Hermann Ewen
| 5
| 11
| Y
| 1999
| After being thrown out of a nightclub because he was broke, Günter returned with a shotgun and a revolver to exact his revenge. He then fled to France, killing another man during a carjacking. After this he fled to Luxembourg and shot himself inside a hotel.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| Chérif Chekatt
| 5
| 11
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2018
| [[Muslim]] fag who killed 5 at some gay ass Christmas market, [[GTA|stole a taxi]], and [[Fail|got killed by cops]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergey Semidovskiy
| 5
| 10
| Y
| 2002
| Police captain got drunk and argued with several bar patrons before shooting them all, and shooting himself in the chest. He was taken to hospital and died of cardiac arrest two days later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Alvin Lee King III
| 5
| 10
| N
| 1980
| Former high school teacher shot up a church because some of the members had declined to appear as character witnesses for him in a trial in which he was accused of [[Fritzl|raping his daughter]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPeru.png|link{{=}}Peru]]
| Eduardo Romero Naupay
| 5
| 9
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2017
| Went on a rampage after the man tried to shut down his humble food stand.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Dallas Sniper Attacks|Micah Xavier Johnson]]
| 5
| 9
| N (Blown the fuck up by cops)
| 2016
| A [[Black Lives Matter]] acolyte. Set out to kill white cops, and succeeded.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| John Filip Nordlund
| 5
| 8
| N
| 1900
| 25-year-old boarded a steamboat with the intent to rob everyone aboard and escape, but ended up just killing anyone he came across before being captured and sentenced to death. Two of the victims were stabbed, one with such force that the knife broke inside her body.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Connor Sturgeon
| 5
| 8
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2023
| Normie [[redditor]] with brain damage or something shot up the bank he worked at for the lulz. Also livestreamed it on [[Instagram]], but the footage has yet to surface.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Gary Montez Martin
| 5
| 7 (6 by Martin)
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2019
| Former employee shot up his workplace.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Igor Zenkov
| 5
| 6
| Y
| 2017
| Embarked on a two-day killing spree before shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Vyacheslav Bugakov
| 5
| 6
| N
| 1995
| 19-year-old schizo border guard shot some of his comrades.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Denis Soloviev
| 5
| 6
| N
| 2002
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Esteban Santiago
| 5
| 6
| N
| 2017
| A Spic schizo. Played on Nightmare Mode in a [[Florida|Fort Lauderdale]] airport, but ran out of ammo and got V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|20px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| Battista Pestallazzi
| 5
| 5
| Y
| 1922
| Shot up a train station with two revolvers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Chaiyaworn Hiranwadee
| 5
| 5
| Y
| 1997
| Police sergeant shot up the station.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles Roberts
| 5
| 5
| Y
| 2006
| Extra credit for doing it at an Amish schoolhouse.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGeorgia.gif|link{{=}}Georgia]]
| Nodar Atuashvili
| 5
| 5
| Y
| 2023
| Former soldier sniped people from his balcony. He managed to kill one of the responding officers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJordan.png|link{{=}}Jordan]]
| Anwar Mohammed Salama al-Saad Abu Zaid Bani Abdu
| 5
| 5
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2015
| An officer opened fire on a police training center.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUkraine.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk
| 5
| 5
| N
| 2022
| An Ukrainian soldier went postal and shot up a factory shortly before Russia's invasion.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| John Samir Zawahri
| 5
| 4 (2 by Zawahri)
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2013
| You want more proof that gun control doesn't work for [[niggers]]? There's your fucking proof.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Campinas Cathedral Shooting|Euler Fernando Grandolpho]]
| 5
| 4
| Y
| 2018
| 49-year-old system analyst suddenly went amok and shot up a cathedral.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Sulejman Talovic|Sulejman Talović]]
| 5
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2007
| Some Bosnian guy who put on a [[Columbine|trenchcoat]] and used a cheap shotgun [[Fail|(using birdshot)]] and a .38 revolver to shoot a few people in a mall before getting shot by pigs. Family was [[Muslim]]. However, the police said he wasn't motivated by [[Terrorism]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Khalil Khalilov
| 5
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2018
| ISIS nigger attacked a church.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Barry Kenneth Williams
| 5
| 3
| N
| 1978
| Went on a shooting spree killing his neighbors.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Jake Davison]]
| 5
| 2
| Y
| 2021
| UK [[Elliot Rodger]] shot up his neighborhood.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Canh Le
| 5
| 2
| Y
| 2024
| Shot his family and set the house on fire.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Verlin Spencer
| 5
| 2
| N
| 1940
| Principal shot five colleagues dead while on a heavy dose of painkillers. Verlin was released in 1970.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Austin Thompson
| 5
| 2
| N
| 2022
| 15-year-old killed his brother before dressing up in camo and killing 4 other people, including an off-duty cop and escaping into the forest. After being cornered inside a barn by police, Austin shot himself in the head and was taken into custody. He also killed a dog.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lyndon McLeod
| 5
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2021
| AKA Roman McClay: Alpha male went on a shooting spree after making a movie and several books about it. [[Irony|Ended up being killed by a female cop]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jason Nightengale
| 5
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2021
| A crazy [[nigga]] from [[Chicago|Chiraq]] who kicked off [[2021]] with a ''bang''. If anyone thought 2021 was going to be different than [[2020]], they'd be ''dead'' wrong.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Capital Gazette Shooting|Jarrod Ramos]]
| 5
| 2
| N
| 2018
| Some angry mutt who [[rekt]] 5 journalists with a shotgun. Bonus points for causing massive amounts of [[butthurt]] among [[Leftard|liberals]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Robert Benjamin Smith
| 5
| 2
| N
| 1966
| 18-year-old tried to score higher than fellow OG shooter [[Charles Whitman]], but ended up failing pretty hard.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kimbrady Watson Carriker
| 5
| 2
| N
| 2023
| 40-year-old nigger [[tranny]] shot up the neighborhood.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Gang Lu
| 5
| 1
| Y
| 1991
| Chink who got pissy that his [[Shit nobody cares about|dissertation]] didn't receive a prize, and decided to ventilate members of his physics department before an heroing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Clifton McCree
| 5
| 1
| Y
| 1996
| Nigger killed wypipo as revenge for being fired.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|link{{=}}Costa Rica]]
| Douglas Araya
| 5
| 1
| Y
| 2005
| Taxi driver went on a shooting spree before hanging himself from a tree and shooting himself in the head.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Pavel Bakhtin
| 5
| 1
| Y
| 2015
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Amaro Batista de Matos
| 5
| 1
| N
| 1973
| Shot some teenagers who were trying to get a handout from him before traveling to a bar and shooting some more people after an argument.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Francesco Villi
| 5
| 1
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2022
| Crazy 73-year-old [[wop]] shot up his condo because of a secret plot against him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Colin Gill
| 5
| 0
| Y
| 1986
| Detective shot his family because his wife was cheating on him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Jiří Zouhar
| 5
| 0
| Y
| 1988
| Shot his ex and her family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ibrahim Shkupolli
| 5
| 0
| Y
| 2009
| A Yugoslavian who started his murderous rampage by killing his ex-girlfriend, then he shot up a mall, went back home and killed himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Ilya Aseev
| 5
| 0
| Y
| 2016
| Shot up a biker club. Killed himself in police custody in 2018.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| John Robert Neumann Jr.
| 5
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2017
|A discharged soldier. Shot people in the head at Fiamma days prior to the 1 year anniversary of [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre|Pulse]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Thomas Young
| 5
| 0
| N
| 1958
| Shot up a christmas party while drunk. Executed in 1959.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Jeremy Bamber
| 5
| 0
| N
| 1985
| 24-year-old shot his family before being captured and sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|link{{=}}Lebanon]]
| Ali Younes
| 5
| 0
| N
| 2017
| 14-year old grabbed a shotgun and killed his father for beating him. Then, 4 noisy neighbours and got arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Diaa Hamarsheh
| 5
| 0
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2022
| Palestinian who shot up a street and died after a police standoff. He planned to commit a suicide bombing in 2011 but got ratted out by an accomplice.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Anton Franchikov
| 5
| 0
| N
| 2020
| Shot people from his balcony because they were making too much noise.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Anthony Ferrill
| 5
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2020
| Literal carbon copy of Omar Thornton. Also is one of only two [[Americunt]] High Scores to take place in 2020 (thanks [[Coronavirus|Corona-chan]]!!).
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Arcan Cetin]]
| 5
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y (In prison)
| 2016
| A Leftist [[turkey|turkroach]] used his [[Call Of Duty]] MLG Noscope Skillz to [[Epic Win|rek 5 noobz in the makeup department of a mall in Washington with a Ruger 10/22]], sparked a manhunt. Evaded police for almost a day before being caught.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Zephen Xaver
| 5
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2019
| Ventilated women at a Florida bank before having a bout of [[Troll's Remorse]], and v& himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Francisco Oropesa
| 5
| 0
| N
| 2023
| Illegal immigrant shot some other illegal immigrants before escaping. Found in his sisters closet a few days later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Kip Kinkel]]
| 4
| '''25'''
| N
| 1998
|Some retarded-looking crybaby schizo. Killed his mommy and daddy, then managed to kill 2 people before getting tackled while reloading after spamming shit at people which resulted in him being dog-piled and thrown into the slammer for life which finally led to him [[Rape|getting sausage up his ass]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.gif|23px|link{{=}}Austria]]
| Kujtim Fejzulai
| 4
| 23
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2020
| ISIS nigger went berserk in a busy street, like they always do.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Tommy Zethraeus
| 4
| 20
| N
| 1994
| Tommy and his friends were denied access to a restaurant, resulting in him going home to retrieve his AG-3 and return to enact his revenge.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Redouane Lakdim
| 4
| 15
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2018
| Islamist shot and stabbed people for allah.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni
| 4
| 12
| N
| 2022
| 16-year-old with a Siege mask guns down 3 teachers and a student in two schools. [[Epic Win|Will be released since he is a minor.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Eden Natan-Zada
| 4
| 12
| N ([[Baruch Goldstein|Beaten to death by an angry mob]])
| 2005
| A good ((([[kike]]))) who put down some rabid mudslimes at a bus before being removed from the gene pool by said mudslimes.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Michael Louis
| 4
| <10
| Y
| 2022
| Crazy-eyed [[nigger]] took revenge on the surgeon that fucked up his back by [[Lulz|shooting up the hospital]] he worked at.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTanzania.png|23px|link{{=}}Tanzania]]
| Hamza Hassan Mohamed
| 4
| 9
| N
| 2021
| ISIS Wannabe blew up to death 4 pigs and wounded 9 before another killed him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Travis Posey
| 4
| 9
| N
| 2024
| White trash shot up a supermarket in the middle of nowhere.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Janusz Ochnik
| 4
| 8
| N
| 1990
| Shot his fellow soldiers then escaped from the military base, but was arrested shortly thereafter.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCroatia.png|23px|link{{=}}Croatia]]
| Borislav Bešlić
| 4
| 8
| N
| 1994
| 41-year-old shot up a cafe before surrendering.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Martin Peyerl]]
| 4
| 7
| Y
| 1999
| The closest we will ever get to a German [[Charles Whitman]], some 16 year old kraut fucker shot at people from his bedroom with his daddy's firearms before [[Lol|an'heroing in a bathtub]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Jean-Pierre Roux-Durrafourt
| 4
| 7
| N
| 2001
| Shot up the neighborhood after being divorced.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Nathan Gale]]
| 4
| 7
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2004
| Butthurt meathead who shot his former idol [[Pantera|Dimebag Darrell]]. Ended up getting bored and got 3 more kills before getting his head [[Kurt Cobain]]'d by the cops.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Randan Fontaine
| 4
| 7
| N
| 2016
| Kid who chimped-out at [[La Loch School Shooting|La Loche Community School]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ethan Crumbley
| 4
| 7
| N
| 2021
| [[Edgelord]] who shot up his high school. His parents were v& for involuntary manslaughter.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Christopher Dorner]]
| 4
| 6 (3 by Dorner)
| Y
| 2013
| Got kicked out of the LAPD, so he decided to kick them out of life before [[An hero|permabanning himself]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| Gökmen Tanis
| 4
| 6
| N
| 2019
| Islamist shot up a tram.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Aziz Kelmendi
| 4
| 5
| Y
| 1987
| 20-year-old conscript shot up an army base.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Nghtmrchld26|Matthew Murray]]
| 4
| 5
| Y
| 2007
| A guy who had 2 pistols and an AR15 clone [[Fail|but only got 4 kills]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|20px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| Viktor Berisha
| 4
| 5
| Y
| 2013
| Shot up a wood-processing plant and ended up shooting himself, possibly accidentally during a scuffle with one of the workers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Itamar Alon
| 4
| 5
| Y
| 2013
| Shot up a bank and took a hostage before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Michael Charles Hayes
| 4
| 5
| N
| 1988
| Shot demons that needed to be killed before realizing they were just random passersby.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Terry Clark Hughes Jr
| 4
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2024
| Nigger shot some cops as they tried to raid his house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jaylen Fryberg]]
| 4
| 3
| Y
| 2014
|A butthurt drama queen Injun normie jock. Stole his daddy's .40 and shot people at a table before some cunt tried to stop his ass which led to him shooting himself in the neck.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDominicanRepublic.png|link{{=}}Dominican Republic]]
| Aneury Heredia
| 4
| 3
| Y
| 2015
| 26-year-old shot up the neighborhood to avenge his dead friend.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Georgy Borisovich Yudaev
| 4
| 3
| Y
| 2016
| Set fire to the neighborhood and shot some people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Bjørn Braskerud
| 4
| 3
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1938
| A "[[Schizo|completely normal guy]]" suddenly killed some people, including his father and a [[policeman]] due to the ever nearing race war.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Rudolf Polák Jr.
| 4
| 3
| N
| 1962
| Shot a bunch of people during a failed robbery.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Oleg Lokhmatov
| 4
| 3
| N
| 1997
| Soldier shot some of his comrades as well as some civilians.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Dale Cregan
| 4
| 3
| N
| 2012
| One eyed gangster killed two police women in an ambush before turning himself in. It was later revealed that he had shot up a pub earlier in 2012, killing one Mark Short and injuring three, as well as the murder of Mark's father David a few months later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ezekiel Kelly
| 4
| 3
| N
| 2022
| Some crazy 19-year-old [[nigger]] got [[high]], chimped out and shot random people before crashing his car and getting v&. [https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1567670617301827586/pu/vid/196x426/pP6qIb9jeyHFYoef.mp4 He also streamed some of the shooting].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Joey Eaton
| 4
| 3
| N
| 2023
| Retarded closet-homo shot his parents and some friends shortly after getting out of jail.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Jan Kostrzewski
| 4
| 2
| Y
| 1930
| [[Leftard|Left-wing political activist]] shot up a hospital [[I did it for the lulz|for the lulz]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Eino Matti Ahtiainen
| 4
| 2
| Y
| 1958
| A jealous worker went berserk before shooting himself three times.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Pierre Labrun
| 4
| 2
| Y
| 1999
| Shot up a transit station.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Daniil_Monakhov|Daniil Monakhov]]
| 4
| 2
| Y
| 2020
| Ruskie who [[Pwnt|pwned]] his own grandmother & a nosey neighbour before shooting up a bus stop and becoming [[An Hero]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Joaquin Roman
| 4
| 2
| Y
| 2020
| Sperged out at a gas station after attempting (and failing) to copy Seth Ator. Only reason this sperg-out made national news was due to the Cop Killer bonus this scorer accrued. Also is one of only two [[Americunt]] High Scores to take place in 2020 (thanks [[Coronavirus|Corona-chan]]!!).
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Martin Fenton
| 4
| 2
| N
| 1973
| Shot a cop before shooting up a casino and escaping, ultimately being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Wikipedia:Farsund shooting|Unknown]]
| 4
| 2
| N
| 1988
| 23-year-old schizo gun nut sniped people at a shooting range with a shotgun before fleeing into the woods and being captured.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Gavin Eugene Long]]
| 4
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2016
| Shot some cops in Baton Rouge, just merely 10 days after Micah Xavier Johnson's spree.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Travis Reinking
| 4
| 2
| N
| 2018
| [[Schizo]] [[retard]] who shot up a Waffle House with an AR15 wearing only a jacket. Some dude took the rifle from him [[Autist|which made him take off the jacket and run away completely naked.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Claudio Campiti
| 4
| 2
| N
| 2022
| 57-year-old stole a gun from a shooting range and attacked a bar, killing a close friend of Italian prime minister Giorgia Meloni.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Robert Hicks Murray
| 4
| 1
| Y
| 1912
| A mysterious man who shot his family, consisting of three children and two wives who were sisters. After luring them all to a mansion he had rented and shooting them all, Robert shot himself. One of his wives survived, and during the investigation it was discovered that Robert was using a fake name and was likely a serial killer.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagScotland.gif|link{{=}}Scotland]]
| Upendra Ranjan Biswas
| 4
| 1
| Y
| 1937
| Indian shot his family and bystanders before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Toivo Sigurd Hohti
| 4
| 1
| Y
| 1938
| Bootlegger who shot a few of his neighbours and himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.gif|23px|link{{=}}Austria]]
| Alois Huber
| 4
| 1
| Y
| 2013
| 55-year-old poacher refused to be caught by police and led them on a chase of epic proportions. It all ended in a secret basement as Alois lit the place on fire and died.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Ruslan Akhtyamov]]
| 4
| 1
| Y
| 2022
| Russian [[Adam Lanza]] shot up a kindergarten and himself. He also killed the owner of the gun that was used.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| R. A. Butler
| 4
| 1
| N
| 1901
| Former soldier shot his children before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Martin Muniz
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2023
| Killed some of his family members and injured his 8-year-old niece.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Gunnar Bengtsson
| 4
| 1
| N
| 1971
| Old man shot up a courtroom killing his ex, her lawyer, his own lawyer and a court official. When police searched his home, one was injured by a booby trap.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Raymond Russell Rafuse
| 4
| 1
| N
| 1988
| Shot up a party. Also stabbed a woman in 1977 and served his sentence.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Valery Fabrikant
| 4
| 1
| N
| 1992
| Belarusian professor shot up the school he worked at, killing coworkers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Joshua Green
| 4
| 1
| Y
| 2021
| Man shot up a supermarket and then shot himself at an apartment after setting himself on fire. Police discovered his parents' bodies at their home.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Aminadab Gonzalez
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Shot up a office complex before being shot by cops and jailed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Denys Mashonsky
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2022
| Got high on drugs and killed a family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Iren Byers
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2023
| 20-year-old nigger shot random people for fun in [[Arizona]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGeorgia.gif|link{{=}}Georgia]]
| Giorgi Orvelashvili
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2024
| Shot up a market after being fired by his uncle.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Maurice Clemmons]]
| 4
| 1
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2009
| A nigger who should've been executed for his many crimes, but instead was given clemency by none other than [[Mike Huckabee]]. He celebrated his newfound freedom by [[Chimpout|chimping out]] on 4 random [[pigs]] who [[dindu nuffin]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Johmar Villabito
| 4
| 1
| N (Shot by soldiers)
| 2023
| Army private went amok in the barracks before being killed in a scuffle.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| F. Holmes
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 1908
| Killed his wife, daughter and two maids before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| H. C. Tebbutt
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 1932
| Shot his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Paul Beecham
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 1969
| 25-year-old man shot his parents and grandparents before escaping, later getting arrested and sent to prison for 16 years. In 1997, Paul killed his wife, buried her under his patio and killed himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Gustav Svojsík
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 1969
| Shot his family and burned down the house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Neil Rutherford
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 1976
| Former Navy commander shot up a hotel in Wales, set it ablaze and killed himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Lubomír Bugár
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 1980
| Slovakian soldier stole a gun and shot random people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Jim Donnelly
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 1988
| 30-year-old man shot his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Erkki Peltonen
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 1993
| 45-year-old went bankrupt and killed his family to spare them of the shame of having to sell their house. One of his sons was able to escape the house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergey Khanov
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 2003
| Shot some soldiers and himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link{{=}}Chile]]
| Adán Milla Rojas
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2005
| [[Mexicans|Ranchero]] got pissed after his girlfriend left him, so he took revenge by killing her entire family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| James Roszko
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 2005
| Shot RCMP constables as they were going to seize his weed farm. Killed himself after being wounded.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Raif Kačar
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 2009
| Shot his ex and her family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Amiran Georgadze
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 2015
| Shot up the city hall.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Lauri Pessala
| 4
| 0
| N
| 1961
| Bank manager shot his wife and kids.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Tauno Veikko Pasanen
| 4
| 0
| N
| 1969
| Drunk man went amok and shot cops who came to check on him. Also strangled his wife in 1996.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Kari Timmerbacka
| 4
| 0
| N
| 1987
| Shot his ex and her friends.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Denis Pertsev
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2001
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Andrei Rastegaev
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2002
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kori Ali Muhammad
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2017
|A hater of white people. Shot people in multiple places with a revolver before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jody Lee Hunt
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 2014
| Angry man killed his enemies after posting a suicide note to Facebook.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Thomas Hartless
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 2017
|A woman-beater with a long criminal record. Shot up a nursing home. [[Epic Win|One of the victims was a pig]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles Slacks
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| Disgruntled ex-army nigger killed his kids and his baby mama's new boyfriend.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Palle Sørensen
| 4
| 0
| N
| 1965
| Shot four cops while escaping from a robbery. Turned himself in two days later and spent 32 years in prison before being paroled.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles L. Meach
| 4
| 0
| N
| 1982
| Schizo was let out on leave from his mental hospital and ended up shooting 4 teenagers in a park.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Ricardo Barreda
| 4
| 0
| N
| 1992
| Killed his family with a shotgun. He was released in 2011 and died in 2020.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Asher Weisgan
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2005
| Stole an M16 from a security guard and killed his muslim friends.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Alexandr Lyovin
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2007
| Used a handmade pistol to complete a contract killing but ended up shooting everyone in the apartment to leave no witnesses.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Volkan Bayar
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2018
| University investigator shoots and kills 4 faculty members before his V& by the pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Stephen Marlow
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2022
| Drove around assassinating the people responsible for him being under mind control.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Robert_Crayton_Jr.|Robert Crayton Jr.]]
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| Small time actor and nigger shot his family dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Mehdi Nemmouche
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2014
| Algerian man shot up a Jewish museum.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Matthew Vincent Raymond
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2018
| 48-year-old man shot up the street before being arrested and found not guilty due to insanity.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| John Brittain
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2019
| 69-year-old man shot some bitches who harrassed his wife. Sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Masanori Aoki
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2023
| Stabbed some woman to death for the lulz and shot responding officers with a hunting rifle.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Marat Hajiyev
| 4
| 0
| N (Shot by soldiers)
| 2017
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Michael Stone
| 3
| 60+
| N
| 1988
| British soldier who thought it would be [[I did it for the lulz|funny]] to shoot and throw grenades into a funeral for some dead IRA soldiers. [[Epic Win|Currently alive and out of prison on parole.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagVenezuela.png|link{{=}}Venezuela]]
| João de Gouveia
| 3
| 29
| N
| 2002
| Batshit insane schizo Portuguese migrant and James Holmes lookalike shot up an anticommie rally.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Sabine Radmacher
| 3
| 18
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2010
| Female lawyer shot her husband and strangled their son before burning down the house and shooting up a nearby hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ivan Lopez]]
| 3
| 16
| Y
| 2014
| FUCKING FORT HOOD AGAIN! SERIOUSLY!
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Cedric Larry Ford
| 3
| 14
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2016
| An employee shot up a lawnmower business.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Denis Lortie
| 3
| 13
| N
| 1984
| Ex-soldier shot up the parliament building.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Santino William Legan]]
| 3
| 12
| Y
| 2019
| Decided to shoot up a [[Vampire|garlic festival]] of all places.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Anthony Barbaro
| 3
| 11
| Y
| 1974
| 17-year-old attacked his school with guns and smoke bombs. Hanged himself in prison a year later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Ahmed Mustafa Ibrahim Ali
| 3
| 11
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2004
| Policeman shot up a jail.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Michael Andrew Clark
| 3
| 10
| Y
| 1965
| 16-year-old boy sat atop a hill shooting at passing cars. When police closed in on him, he [[An Hero|committed suicide]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Napoleon Green
| 3
| 9
| Y
| 1955
| 21-year-old airforce nigger from Chicago shot up the base before escaping, engaging in a shootout with cops before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Robert Lewis Dear
| 3
| 9
| N
| 2015
| Bonus points for targeting a [[Planned Parenthood]] clinic.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[George Sodini]]
| 3
| 9
| Y
| 2009
|[[Elliot Rodger|A guy desperate to have a woman in his life]] decided to shoot up a Gold's Gym while Latin dance music played.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Mohammed Alshamrani
| 3
| 8
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2019
|[[Fort Hood]] copycat who tried to record his spree [[Brenton Tarrant]] style. Ended up paying none of the homage and getting double the failure.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| [[Noah Esbensen]]
| 3
| 7
| N
| 2022
| 22-year-old [[schizo]] uploaded a bunch of videos to '''{{archive|Ibpk5|YouTube practicing his an hero skills}}''' before shooting up a mall the very next day.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Sylvia Wynanda Seegrist
| 3
| 7
| N
| 1985
| A schizo female mall shooter who had a crush on [[James Huberty]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Nasha'at Melhem
| 3
| 7
| N
| 2016
| [[Arab]] stole his father's gun and shot up a bunch of different establishments.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Luke Woodham
| 3
| 7
| N
| 1997
| 16 year old killed his mom and shot up his school before being subdued by an armed teacher. When the teacher asked Woodham of his motive, he replied "Life has wronged me, sir".
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Raad Hazem
| 3
| 6
| N
| 2022
| Palestinian shot up a busy Israeli street.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Beau_Wilson|Beau Wilson]]
| 3
| 6
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2023
| Went on a rampage in his neighborhood and only managed to kill 3 old ladies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[ABB Plant Shootings|Timothy Hendron]]
| 3
| 5
| Y
| 2010
| Another workplace shooter that failed to take Patrick Sherrill's score.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Anthony_McRae|Anthony Dwayne McRae]]
| 3
| 5
| Y
| 2023
| 43-year-old tiny nigger shot up [[Michigan]] State University.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Michael Carneal]]
| 3
| 5
| N
| 1997
| 14 year old that shot up his school because he got [[bullied]], brought a small arsenal of weapons but surrendered immediately after unloading his Ruger MK II.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[High Score/Loserinfo#Rafael Solich|Rafael Solich]]
| 3
| 5
| N
| 2004
| 15-year-old stole a gun from his father and shot up his school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Mateus da Costa Meira
| 3
| 4
| N
| 1999
| A fat fuck who fancied himself "pure evil", but really just spent all his time in his window-less apartment room wageslaving. This desperate swine even got into cocaine to lose some weight, which only made him go Aurora at his local movie theater. He didn't even get to an hero due to being tackled by a random HUE! Fat people, amirite?
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Prasittichai Khaokaew
| 3
| 4
| N
| 2020
| Gangster shot up a mall, robbed the place and fled on a motorcycle. He was caught a few weeks later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lance Storz
| 3
| 4
| N
| 2022
| Wife beater had a standoff for several hours while shooting cops from his house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Master_Phasid_Trutassanawin|Master Phasid Trutassanawin]]
| 3
| 4
| N
| 2023
| Degenerate wannabe American and [[furry]] shot up a mall for the lulz before being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Benjamin Herman
| 3
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2018
| 31-year-old white guy converted to Islam and killed some people, including two police women, while on leave from prison. He was ultimately killed by police while holding a woman hostage.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Antti Pohja
| 3
| 3
| Y
| 1957
| 26-year-old man shot his father and burned down the house before shooting some cops and killing himself the next day.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Helmut Oxner
| 3
| 3
| Y
| 1982
| Neo-nazi shot niggers, turks and other immigrants before shooting himself in the chest.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Arnaud M.
| 3
| 3
| Y
| 2017
| Cop went amok before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Snochia Moseley
| 3
| 3
| Y
| 2018
| The first black [[FTM|tranny]] player, clearly added to the game to meet the diversity quotas of [[The Current Year]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png|link{{=}}Bosnia and Herzegovina]]
| Nermin Sulejmanović
| 3
| 3
| Y
| 2023
| Bodybuilder livestreamed killing his wife before going on a rampage.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Yuri Gaev
| 3
| 3
| N
| 1970
| Shot a bunch of soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Peter Odighizuwa
| 3
| 3
| N
| 2002
| 43-year-old Nigerian shot up the law school he previously studied at before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Amy Bishop]]
| 3
| 3
| N
| 2010
| An attempt by a woman to get onto both the School Shooting & Workplace Shooting leader-boards, that failed miserably, [[Truth|proving that women can't shoot for shit]]. One of the injured had a heart attack 7 years later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| William M.
| 3
| 3
| N
| 2022
| 69-year-old man went out hunting Kurds.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Anthony Polito
| 3
| 3
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2023
| Professor shot up the University of Nevada.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| James Allen Moore
| 3
| 2
| Y
| 1992
| 24-year-old shot up a Sinn Féin HQ before driving to a lake and killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Geir_Kaldahl|Geir Kaldahl]]
| 3
| 2
| Y
| 2006
| Shot his father and GF with a shotgun before driving over to his ex and attacking her and her family with a knife, killing his own 14-year-old son. He later escaped to a gas station, firing into the wall several times before leaving and blowing his brains out in a corn field.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Shannon Gooden
| 3
| 2
| Y
| 2024
| Nigger shot some cops.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Mohamed Ishmail
| 3
| 2
| N
| 1960
| Somailan shot up a pub in hopes of being executed, but was instead sent back to Somalia where he allegedly tried to go on another rampage, only to be gunned down.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Sabi Nikoloff
| 3
| 2
| N
| 1975
| Set his house on fire and shot at passersby before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Justin Bourque
| 3
| 2
| N
| 2014
| Canuck who went on a cop-killing spree in Moncton, Canada. Led the cops on a manhunt for over 24 hours. Bonus points for letting them call for backup.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Chao-Tiao Yumol
| 3
| 2
| N
| 2022
| Some pinoy shot up a graduation, assassinating some former mayor.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jonathan Sapirman]]
| 3
| 2
| N (Shot by civilian)
| 2022
| Some random mall shooter who got [[rekt]] by an armed civilian.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[TJ Lane]]
| 3
| 2
| N
| 2012
| One of the lulziest failures around. Broke out of jail in 2014 [[Epic fail|only to be recaptured]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Christopher Darnell Jones
| 3
| 2
| N
| 2022
| 22-year-old nigger killed three other niggers who were also members of a football team on campus before making a run for it.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Evin Geovanny Mata-Guzman
| 3
| 2
| N
| 2023
| 25-year-old spic shot up an apartment complex.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 2
| N
| 2023
| Some random guy who went amok his neighborhood before getting V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Hasan Abdulakhadov
| 3
| 2
| N (Shot by soldiers)
| 2017
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Wilfred Gibbs
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 1935
| Shot up a bus, killing some of his family and a random passenger before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Stefan Bykowski
| 3
| 1
| N (attempted)
| 1936
| A teacher who decided to take revenge for being fired for drinking too much vodka. Shot and killed 3 teachers then barricaded himself with hostages in the classroom. He later injured a pig during gunfight and eventually attempted to [[An hero|kill himself]] by shooting himself in the head, [[Epic fail|but survived]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| John Thomas Haw
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 1941
| Killed his family and himself, but failed to kill his 9-year-old daughter.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Gunnar Kelstrup
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 1955
| Doctor went nuts and shot his colleagues and his wife before killing himself in front of police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Graham Green
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 1983
| Former police cadet shot up his house before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Michael Berger
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2000
| After being stopped by the police for driving without his seatbelt fastened, Michael opened fire before escaping and killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Roger_Kjets.C3.A5|Roger Kjetså]]
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2002
| 25-year-old soldier dressed in his uniform and wielding his AG-3 killed his friend and his parents, after evicting them from his own birthday party.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Adam_Labus|Adam Labus]]
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2002
| The antecesor of [[Robert Steinhäuser]], on february 2002, shot some people in histown before moving to a school to shot some NPCs before an hero. His motive was he was [[Banned|fired]] from there. That make Robert after his ban went amok.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Damian Ciołek
| 3
| 1
| N
| 2007
| Prison guard [[Epic win|shot and killed 3 pigs]] with his AK-47 before surrendering.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Derek Jensen
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2011
| 21-year-old killed his girlfriend and her friends before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Michael Atherton
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2012
| 42-year-old man shot his family with a shotgun on New Year's day.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Anton Konev
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2017
| Shot up the FSB.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Ariel Santángelo
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2017
| Pissed off businessman wiped out the family that was trting to fuck him over.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Artur Ibragimov
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2019
| Shot his wife and neighbors.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Dmitry Zakharov
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2020
| Shot up a party he hosted.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Cedric Anderson
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2017
| A Navy veteran with a criminal history. Shot his special ED teacher wife and two students before becoming an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|24px|link{{=}}France]]
| Frédérik Limol
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2020
| Former soldier shot an officer responding to a domestic dispute. He then set his house on fire and shot two more officers before escaping for a short while, finally crashing his car and killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Fazil Bahramov
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2020
| Attacked a family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Russel Jones
| 3
| 1
| N
| 1949
| American soldier got drunk and killed random people with a stolen rifle.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Barry_Loukaitis|Barry Dale Loukaitis]]
| 3
| 1
| N
| 1996
| 14 year old depressed kid shot his algebra teacher and 3 students before being subdued by his gym coach.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Pavel Przenioslo
| 3
| 1
| N
| 1997
| After an armed robbery, Pavel was upset with his accomplice because he didn't get enough of the loot. They later met up and Pavel shot him in the head with a revolver. He then shot his accomplice's girlfriend in the head, causing her severe brain damage and killing her unborn child. He then shot her father as he slept. Pavel was released in 2010 and permabanned from Denmark.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Sanna Riitta Liisa Sillanpää
| 3
| 1
| N
| 1999
| Schizo woman shot up a gun club before trying to escape on a plane to London.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Risto Pekka Leinonen
| 3
| 1
| N
| 2000
| 18-year-old shot his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Travis Baumgartner
| 3
| 1
| N
| 2012
| Shot his coworkers before stealing an armored car and escaping. He was later caught and sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| Aynoddin
| 3
| 1
| N
| 2012
| The police chief's child sex slave stole an AK-47 and shot American soldiers. He was not arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUkraine.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| Yaroslav Mazurok
| 3
| 1
| N?
| 2012
| Shot security guards at a mall for no reason and was found dead in the woods a few days later. According to Ukrainian government, Yaroslav was a trained assassin and illegal gunsmith, but this was disputed by family and friends who claimed he had been framed. Considering pre-war Ukraine's track record with corruption and other monkey business, this is most likely a false flag operation.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Allen Christopher Ivanov
| 3
| 1
| N
| 2016
| A spoiled butthurt teen decided to shoot up a house party after seeing his ex-girlfriend with another man.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Anton Makarov
| 3
| 1
| N
| 2020
| 20-year-old soldier shot up an airbase before being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergei Shinkevich
| 3
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Killed a family having a picnic before fleeing the scene. He was v& later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Noah Jacob Harpham]]
| 3
| 1
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2015
| A Christfag. Shot up a street in [[Colorado]], then got [[pwnt]] by cops.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| James Hawke
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1886
| Shot his sister, her husband and a visitor after returning from Australia.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| William Williams
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1898
| Killed his family and himself with a revolver.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Francis Klatovsky
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1901
| Russian man shot his family and himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| David Taylor
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1905
| Business owner couldn't get a hold of poison to kill his family, so he shot them instead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Walter Bayless
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1906
| Shot his brother's family before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| James Standen
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1914
| Shot his kids before shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagScotland.gif|link{{=}}Scotland]]
| William Juta
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1914
| South African man shot his family before going to a club and shooting himself after writing a suicide note.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| A. Gamblin
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1924
| Killed his family with a shotgun before blowing his brains out.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagScotland.gif|link{{=}}Scotland]]
| Donald MacDonald
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1924
| Shot his sisters, his niece and himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Samuel William Daw
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1929
| 53-year-old man killed his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Henry Simms
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1929
| 35-year-old man shot his wife, son and a neighbor.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| John James Blackburn
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1937
| 20-year-old man shot up the farm he had recently been fired from.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Aatos Maaranen
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1959
| Shot up the neighborhood and burned down his house. Shot a 9-year-old girlscout when she came to check on the situation.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Michael Anthony Brown
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1974
| Tiny man shot up an unemployment office before shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Martti Kumpeli
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1992
| Shot his family because his TV stopped working.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Brendan O’Donnell
| 3
| 0
| Y (in 1997)
| 1996
| [[Pwnt|Pwned some bitch]] and her [[Shota|3 year old son]] as well as some random priest. [[Epic Win| One of Ireland's few spree killers]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1997
| 32-year-old man shot his wife, daughter and mother-in-law in Joroinen.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link{{=}}Chile]]
| [[High Score/Loserinfo#Iván Arancibia Navarro|Iván Arancibia Navarro]]
| 3
| 0
| Y (in 2011)
| 1999
| Teacher killed his boss, his own daughter and someone else before shooting himself in the head, only to survive. Successfully killed himself in 2011 by suffocating himself with a trashbag.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Leif Urban Edvinsson
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2000
| 47-year-old man shot his family after his wife of 20 years wanted a divorce. He also killed their dog.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Kyösti Nyman
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2001
| 32-year-old half-gypsy shot his kids and himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Per Steinar Seljelid
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2002
| 67-year-old met up with his friends to play a friendly game of bridge, like they had done for many years. Ended up losing and shooting fucking everyone including himself, later dying in hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Morten Vollan
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2002
| 37-year-old shot his wife and kids with his service weapon, after his wife filed for divorce.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Oddvar Stølen
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2003
| 50-year-old shot his family with a shotgun. His oldest daughter lived on, as she was not at home during the incident.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2004
| A mother drugged and shot her family because of economic failure.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Lauri Haajanen
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2008
| 88-year-old musician shot his wife at a medical center after shooting their disabled twin daughters. After leaving the medical center and speaking to the police over the phone, Lauri shot himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2008
| 43-year-old teacher shot his family and himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Ian Jeffrey Paget
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2009
| Shot some family members and killed himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Yasuhisa Sugiura
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2010
| Shot up a bar due to a failing marriage. Shot himself in the stomach after killing his mother-in-law and some workers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Vladimir Levkin
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2015
| Shot up a bank.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| James Milroy
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2016
| 37-year-old man shot his brother and some other people before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Lionel Desmond
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2017
| Afghanistan veteran and nigger shot his family befor killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Randy Robert Stair]]
| 3
| 0 
| Y
| 2017
| A retarded [[Columbiner]] tranny. Shot up a grocery store with two sawed-off shotguns when the store closed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Mark Jones
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2018
| Stalked some woman and shot her and others before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sevastyan Putintsev
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2020
| Handcuffed and tortured his ex to death. He also killed some of her family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Helge Høvik
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2021
| [[Daddy|Dad]] of the year shot his family and himself then burned down the house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Andrea Pignani]]
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2021
| [[Schizo]] Italian opened fire in a park killing an [[Oldfag|old man]] and two [[Loli|children]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Jacek Jaworek
| 3
| 0
| N?
| 2021
| Killed his family members at home then fled the scene. [[Retard|Polish police still haven't found him]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ashley Little
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| Crazy bitch shot her family and a man.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ryan Palmeter]]
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| Fat fuck shot some niggers in a Dollar General. Also wrote a manifesto entirely in Comic Sans, in which he used the word "nigger" over 200 times, including the entire "kill, behead, roundhouse" copypasta.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Steinar Korslund
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2024
| 65-year-old man and former mink farmer shot his daughters, granddaughter and dog before calling the cops, setting the house on fire and killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag_Greece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2024
| 70-year-old Egyptian shot up a shipping company.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Arne Slaatten
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2024
| Former soldier shot his family and killed himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| John Amos
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1913
| Refused to leave the job he was being fired from and shot police who tried to evict him before being shot by a civilian and taken into custody.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| John Simpson Thompson
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1914
| Killed his family and tried to kill himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Matti Pauli August Michelsson
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1982
| Shot his ex-wife, her new boyfriend and one of his sons.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Veli Virtanen
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1988
| Shot his family and escaped to USA.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Juha Veikko Valjakalla
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1988
| Finnish gangster and his GF stole a bike from a father and son before Juha shot them dead with a sawed-off shotgun. The mother later arrived and was killed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Jan Oleif Henriksen
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1989
| 36-year-old man killed his housemates after arguing about rent.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mika Kalevi Muranen
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1994
| 22-year-old military conscript stole a rifle from his barracks and returned to his hometown, still dressed in his military uniform. After spending some time with his dog in the forest the next day, Mika grabbed a crossbow and shot two of his neighbors dead. The next day after that, he shot a postman with his rifle before fleeing into the woods with his dog when the police arrived. During the night, Mika's dog was shot by police before Mika himself was shot in the shoulder, causing him to surrender. He served 20 years in prison and [[Win|was released in 2014]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Veijo Hänninen
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1997
| Shot his friends during a dinner party.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Simo Tapio Latvala
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2000
| Shot up a restaurant killing his ex-gf, her new boyfriend and another customer.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Ricard Nilsson
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2000
| Killed some people for money. Released in 2019 and became a journalist.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Devin Moore
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2003
| Black guy and professional [[GTA]] player, after being arrested for playing GTA IRL by stealing a car, goes crazy at the [[Epic win|police station]] killing 3 officers before being arrested for being an idiot. He also said something extremely mongolic: "[[Lie|Life is a video game]]. Everybody's got to [[Die|die]] sometime."
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Evgeny Demyanov
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2004
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Morten Skipper-Pedersen
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2011
| Got drunk as fuck and shot his three kids before trying to kill himself with an overdose.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Trey Eric Sesler]]
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2012
| Anime JewTuber killed his parents and brother so they wouldn't be subjected to the aftermath of his plan to shoot up a school, which he pussied out of.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Jori_Juhani_Lasonen|Jori Juhani Lasonen]]
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2016
| 23-year-old who shot up a mall. He was found not criminally responsible and committed to psychiatric treatment.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Grigory Gryaznov
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2016
| Rapist went on a murderous rampage with a Saiga rifle.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Grant Amato
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2019
| Florida man shot his family because they were pissed that he stole their money and gave it to a Bulgarian camgirl.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Maximillian B.
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2020
| 19 year old [[Munich Massacre|Sonboly]] fan, shot up his friend's family and him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Santiago N.
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2022
| A 15 year old kiddo who ragequited after his fathers taked away their PlayStation and turned off their Wi-Fi. Also shotguned his brother and hided all the family's corpses in the house garage for 3 days
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jarid Haddock
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| Shot up a Circle K before stealing a car and escaping. He later killed himself in his home during a police standoff.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kentavious White
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| Basketball American shot up a McDonald's and other locations before shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| Fouad Lakhlili
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2023
| 32-year-old schizo and sandnigger in denial shot his neighbors before shooting up and attempting to burn down his university.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Morries Dlamini
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2023
| Angry soldier shot his family before burning 2 cars and surrendering.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Cristian Borja
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2024
| A jealous 22-year-old killed his ex-girlfriend's family (including her) before was arrested for being a massive idiot. Day before, turns out the ex was the venezuelan ex-president's cousin.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Getulio Lillini
| 2
| 23
| Y
| 1950
| Peasant killed his GF before attacking the street.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[High Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar_Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]]
| 2
| 21
| N
| 2022
| [[Sand Nigger|Iranian migrant]] tried to pull an [[Omar Mateen]] in Oslo (right before [[Gay|Oslo Pride]], causing it to be cancelled) before being tackled and disarmed by some [[Dyke|butch dyke]]. For using an "automatic weapon", his score is pretty [[shit]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Anonymous]]
| 2
| 14-17
| N
| 2016
| Pulled off a shitty [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre#A CHALLENGER APPEARS!|sequel]] to the [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Marshall County High School shooting|Gabe Parker]]
| 2
| 14
| N
| 2018
| Broke up with his tuba.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Michael Slobodian
| 2
| 13
| Y
| 1975
| 16-year-old shot up his school to take revenge on the school system.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Faisal Hussain
| 2
| 13
| Y
| 2018
| Some schizo [[Terrorist|muzzie]] who failed miserably at going GTA, only scoring 2 kills before becoming [[An hero]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Tyrone Mitchell
| 2
| 12
| Y
| 1984
| Nigger shot up a playground with an AR-15 and two shotguns, did absolutely shit and then killed himself.
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|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.gif|23px|link{{=}}Austria]]
| Gregor Schallert
| 2
| 11
| Y
| 2016
| 27-year-old shot up a concert after arguing with some bitch.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[David Katz]]
| 2
| 11 (10 by Katz)
| Y
| 2018
| Threw a temper tantrum because [[Loser|he lost a fucking video game]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Robert Kenneth Smith
| 2
| 10
| Y
| 1969
| Shot up the Chrysler factory he was employed at.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|link{{=}}New Zealand]]
| Matu Tangi Matua Reid
| 2
| 10 (7 by Reid)
| Y
| 2023
| Hori went amok in the female world cup with a shotgun.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| César Carada
| 2
| 10
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1951
| Shot random people before barricading himself in his house and engaging in a shootout with responding officers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| James William Wilson
| 2
| 9
| N
| 1988
| Shot up an elementary school with a .22 revolver. The two killed were 8-year-olds Shequila Bradley and Tequila Thomas.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Brenda Ann Spencer]]
| 2
| 9
| N
| 1979
| [[Lesbian]] teen who pulled off a shitty massacre from her house because she hated Mondays.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Grand 16 Shooting|John Russel Houser]]
| 2
| 9
| Y
| 2015
|Another generic mentally-ill faggot who went postal at a movie theater which caused the unfunny fatass [[Amy Schumer]] to get triggered and spout ignorant and stupid-ass gun control shit.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Eero_Hiltunen|Eero Samuli Hiltunen]]
| 2
| 8
| N
| 2012
| Sniped a few people outside a restaurant [[for the lulz]]. Escaped from prison in 2020, but was recaptured hours later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Erik Salvador Ayala
| 2
| 7
| Y
| 2009
| [[An Hero]] who just wanted to take some preppy bitches in an nightclub with him before [[Pwnt|pwning himself.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Denis Evsyukov
| 2
| 7
| N
| 2009
| Policeman shot up a supermarket.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Oleg Shishova
| 2
| 7
| N
| 2016
| Argued with some gypsies and had to ward them off to escape with his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| Rahmatullah Nowruzo
| 2
| 7
| N
| 2023
| Shot up the same mosque as Sobhan Komrouni just 9 months later, but did completely shit in comparison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Orlando Harris]]
| 2
| 7 (4 by Harris)
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2022
| 19-year-old nigger shot up a school full of niggers. Fucking yawn. Only notable for being a black columbiner.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jim David Adkisson
| 2
| 7 (6 by Adkisson)
| N
| 2008
| Attempted to cleanse his church of leftists and Democrats; got hindered by an [[oldfag]] standing in front of his gun.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Masayoshi Magome
| 2
| 6
| Y
| 2007
| 37-year-old shot up a gym before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Dylan_Butler|Dylan Butler]]
| 2
| 6
| Y
| 2024
| 17-year-old [[gay]] redditor shot up his school in Iowa with a [[Shit|22. revolver]]. Notable for being the first [[school shooting]] of 2024 and being extremely ugly. He also posted some cringy shit to [[TikTok]] leading up to the shooting.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Philip J. Ward
| 2
| 6
| N
| 1941
| 31-year-old soldier drove around town shooting people randomly before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Alexey Skorobogatykh
| 2
| 6
| N
| 2000
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Gheorghe Vlădan
| 2
| 6
| N
| 2012
| Shot up a hair salon, killing his wife and another bystander.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Stepan Komarov
| 2
| 6
| N
| 2014
| Shot up a church.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Robert Poulin
| 2
| 5
| Y
| 1975
| Lured a neighbor to his house to rape and stab her before shooting up his school with a shotgun.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Darion_Marcus_Aguilar|Darion Marcus Aguilar]]
| 2
| 5 (1 by Aguilar)
| Y
| 2014
| Nigger obsessed with the Columbine killers shoots dead clothing store employees in a mall. [[Lulz|4 others injured themselves in a panic over it.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Isaiah Steven Williams
| 2
| 5
| Y
| 2022
| Nigger geared up in tactical gear, dindu nuffin and killed himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Huan Yun Xiang
| 2
| 5
| N
| 2002
| [[V-Tech]] Massacre: Ausfailian Edition.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Luis Felipe Hernández Castillo
| 2
| 5
| N
| 2009
| Shot up a metro station in the name of god. He was sentenced to 151 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Christopher Husbands
| 2
| 5
| N
| 2012
| Nigger gangster shot up a mall before turning himself in.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Omar El-Hussein
| 2
| 5
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2015
| Some [[mudslime]] tried to assassinate an [[oldfag]] who had drawn Muhammed, [[Fail|missed his shots]] and killed some other dude before running away to shoot up a synagogue and killing another dude.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jakejekyll|Jacob Robida]]
| 2
| 4
| Y
| 2006
| [[Retard|Neo-Nazi]] [[juggalo]] who injured 1 person with a hatchet and 3 people with a gun at a gay bar. Managed to regain some [[No|dignity]] by pwning a cop and a bitch he took as a hostage before becoming an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link{{=}}Chile]]
| Osvaldo Campos Azócar
| 2
| 4
| Y
| 2017
| A gambling-addicted veterinarian who shot up the town casino, killing 2 guys before hiding in the bathroom and shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Scott Beierle
| 2
| 4
| Y
| 2018
| Tried to channel the spirit of [[George Hennard]] in his [[incel]]-fueled campaign against women. Unfortunately, he got shafted with [[George Sodini]] instead, and him miserably failing only gave [[feminists]] more reasons to laugh at men.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Nikolai Gavrilovich Romanov
| 2
| 4
| N
| 1954
| Shot up a protest.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergei Glazov
| 2
| 4
| N
| 2021
| Shot up an establishment after being refused service for not wearing a mask.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Man Haron Monis
| 2
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2014
| Attacked a chocolate cafe and terrorized hostages for 16 hours before getting owned by the pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Hesham Mohamed Hadayet
| 2
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2002
| Failed to Aloha Snackbar at LAX. [[Fucktard|Specifically targeted an Israeli airline in hopes of garnering sympathy for Palestine]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Yevgeny Manyurov
| 2
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2019
| Attacked the FSB heaquarters before being sniped.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Wayne Lo
| 2
| 4
| N
| 1992
| [[Azn]] that shot up his school [[Seung-Hui Cho|before it was cool]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High Score/Loserinfo#Nathaniel_Jouett|Nathaniel Jouett]]
| 2
| 4
| N
| 2017
| Gen-Z teenaged [[faggot]]. Shot up a random library for no reason and surrendered immediately to the police. Later gets torn to shreds in jail. Good riddance.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Trystan Andrew Terrell]]
| 2
| 4
| N
| 2019
| Tried to shoot up his school but surrendered like a [[pussy]] after only two frags.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Gianluca Casseri
| 2
| 3
| Y
| 2011
| Shot up a market killing a couple of Senegalese niggers before shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Nathaniel Berhow]]
| 2
| 3
| Y
| 2019
| Sperged out on his shitty high school [[Win|as a nice birthday present for himself]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Tim Sumela
| 2
| 3
| N
| 1988
| 18-year-old adopted man got drunk and shot his "father" and his new wife before escaping in a stolen car, crashing into a ditch. As cars approached to help Tim, he opened fire again and took hostages. When Tim was out of ammo, one of the hostages snatched his shotgun and beat him up with it.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Valery Sakharov
| 2
| 3
| N
| 1995
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Stephan Balliet]]
| 2
| 3 (2 by Balliet)
| N
| 2019
| Neo-nazi wannabe who tried to follow the path of [[Robert Bowers|Saint Bowers]] by shooting up a synagogue [[Brenton Tarrant|Saint Tarrant]] style - [[Epic Fail|and didn't manage to even kill a single Jew]]. At least he managed to record some gameplay footage.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jesse Osborne]]
| 2
| 3
| N
| 2016
| Killed his dad and attempted to pull off a sequel to [[Sandy Hook]], failed miserably.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| James Paul Diaz
| 2
| 3
| N
| 2014
| Another [[California]] man attempting to out-score Cho.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Alfonso_Lama_G.|Alfonso Lama G.]]
| 2
| 3
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2022
| 52 year old nerd beat his [[veteran|80 year old]] father (also called Alfonso) in a discussion, shot and killed his rural [[redneck]] neighbour, policeman and injured 2 more cops before being killed by a civil guard.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Carroll
| 2
| 2
| Y
| 1907
| Coachbuilder shot two co-workers and injured a policeman before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Arthur Towell
| 2
| 2
| N
| 1967
| Shot up the neighborhood.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Arto Varjakoski
| 2
| 2
| Y
| 1992
| Went to check on his children and found his soon to be ex-wife throwing a party and not caring about the kids. Arto said he would bring the kids with him, a fight broke out and Arto opened fire, killing the wife and another man.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| [[Flemming Nielsen]]
| 2
| 2
| Y
| 1994
| [[Incel]] shot some women at a university before becoming an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Bekir Nebiev
| 2
| 2
| Y
| 2015
| After having a heart-attack, Bekir began fearing for his health. As his concerns were shrugged off by the local hospital, he decided to take matters into his own hands and shoot the place up.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jeremy Patterson
| 2
| 2
| Y
| 2017
| A revenge-seeker. Rammed his vehicle into his ex-girlfriend's vehicle and began shooting her and her kids before becoming [[an hero]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Bullotti
| 2
| 2
| N
| 1908
| Russian man and unknown accomplices robbed and killed two people at a farm before escaping. He was later arrested after wounding two policemen and sentenced to life in prison, dying in 1943.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| James Bloomfield Rush
| 2
| 2
| N
| 1848
| Killed his landlord and his son in an attempt to frame someone else, but failed and was hanged.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Harold Winstanley
| 2
| 2
| N
| 1952
| 19-year-old worker shot up the mansion he worked at, before escaping and being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Larry Darnell Gordon
| 2
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2016
| [[Michigan]] convict going to a court appearance when he broke free and killed two bailiffs. Tried to take hostages but [[pussy|bailed for no reason]] and was shot by the piggies while escaping.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Evan Ramsey
| 2
| 2
| N
| 1997
| 16 year old that was so angry at life, he decided to shoot up his school. [[Epic win|Killed the principal]] and another student, and wounded 2 others. Some students were aware of his intention to shoot up the school, bringing cameras to the school on the day of the shooting and watching from an overlooking balcony.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Arid Uka
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2011
| Islamist shot up Frankfurt airport, killing two Americans.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| Anonymous man
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2011
| A guy killed 2 and injured 2 others before being arrested. The shooting happened 7 days before Tristan's shooting.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Kevin Addison
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2014
| Sawmill worker shot up the place with a sawed-off shotgun.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Ubaid Said
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2018
| Shot some people before escaping.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Joshua Williams
| 2
| 2
| N (shot by citizens)
| 2021
| [[Retard|Shot up a gun store]] before getting lit up by employees.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| John S.
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2022
| Shot up a disabled children kindergarten.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Unknown
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2023
| Masked man shot up a pub before escaping.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Jordan Daniel Goggin
| 2
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2022
| 28-year-old shot homeless people before being killed in a police shootout.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Edward Thomas Boutilier
| 2
| 1
| N
| 1964
| Rode a bicycle around shooting kids. Killed himself in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Hans-Peder Jensen
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 1990
| 43-year-old shot his kids before shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Kimmo Lohilahti
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 1992
| Shot a cop and his gf. Wounded another cop.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Pyotr Babin
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 2007
| Shot some soldiers and himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Keith Luke
| 2
| 1
| Y (After conviction)
| 2009
| Attempted to purify his town of Brockton, but failed miserably.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Nils Gunnarsson
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 2013
| Told his friends he wanted to pay back some money he had borrowed in the past, but shot them instead. He then drove home to his GF and shot her while she slept and killed himself. The GF survived.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Vester Lee Flanagan]]
| 2
| 1
| Y (After chase with cops)
| 2015
| Niggerfag that shot his coworkers for [[SJW|being "racist"]], and recorded footage of himself doing the deed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ethan Miller
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 2022
| Idiot who wanted to wreak havoc in a supermarket but ended up killing himself after a mere two kills. He also documented his final days and posted them as his "manifesto" to [[Wattpad]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSlovakia.png|24px|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Juraj_Kraj.C4.8D.C3.ADk|Juraj Krajčík]]
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 2022
| Another 19-year-old Brenton Tarrant fanboy posted a manifesto before shooting up a gay club running home, tweeting about it and ultimately killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Veikko Järvinen
| 2
| 1
| N
| 1966
| Drunk worker shot random people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Finn Hauge Jensen
| 2
| 1
| N
| 1976
| Shot his ex-girlfriend in a fit of rage. When her little brother came to see what was going on, he was shot too. Finn then escaped to a hotel where he took a woman hostage, raping her. Changed his name and escaped to Guyana in 1980, only to be recaptured and extradited.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Olli Rantanen
| 2
| 1
| N
| 1977
| Shot some people with a shotgun.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Timo Hautamäki
| 2
| 1
| N
| 1983
| Shot a farmer and the farmers children, one of which survived.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Naum Conevski
| 2
| 1
| N
| 1985
| Macedonian immigrant shot up a campsite while whistling. Also raped a woman in 1981 while working as a taxi driver.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Birgitta Elisabeth Lindberg-Schwartz
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2002
| A woman shot people who were coming to her house to avoid getting beaten up or something. Changed her name to Bricilla Marjatta Elizabeth Grönfors.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Turar Abugaliev
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2002
| Shot some soldiers and tried to kill himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Vyacheslav Ustalov
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2004
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Hans Van Themsche
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2006
| 18-year-old goth was caught smoking at his school and decided to shoot up the town. After shooting three people, killing two, Hans was shot by a cop and arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Bernd G.
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2015
| 47-year-old man drove around shooting random people before being overpowered by civilians in a gas station.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSaudiArabia.png|link{{=}}Saudi Arabia]]
| Unknown
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2017
| Shot up a school killing 2 teacher and wounding a random guy.
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|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Kyle Rittenhouse]]
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2020
| Proud American zoomer patriot who slotted two [[degenerate]] [[Antifa|looters]] and crippled a commie while providing security for business at a BLM riot. [[Epic Win|Found not guilty by the courts because of self defense.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergey Gordeyev
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2014
| The voices in his head told this 15 year old to pwn some cops and take his class hostage, [[Win|which he did,]] [[Fail|and then promptly told him to puss out and surrender.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| José Gustavo Suarez
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2017
| Schizo shot up an ice cream factory and stabbed the boss with a pair of scissors.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| John Shaw
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Shot up the town.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Raïssa Kengne
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2022
| Negress who blew the whistle on her former boss' fraudulent schemes, [https://imgur.com/a/CDFGF5l causing them to retaliate by silently breaking into her safe to delete her evidence]. After having enough, Raïssa killed her former boss, another man and wounded another.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPanama.png|link{{=}}Panama]]
| Kenneth Darlington
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2023
| 77-year-old American lawyer opened fire on environmental protestors blocking the road.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|23px|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Abdesalem Lassoued
| 2
| 1
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2023
| Illegal immigrant from [[Tunisia]] shot a couple of [[Swedes]] attending a football match before escaping and posting a video where he pledged allegiance to [[ISIS]]. A few hours later, he was shot dead by police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMoldova.png|link{{=}}Moldova]]
| Rustam Ashurov
| 2
| 1
| N (Killed by security guards)
| 2023
| After being banned from Moldova, Ruslam, armed with a firearm, shot several people, killing 2 and wounding 1 before security pigs shot him down. 3 days later, he died from his wounds.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Albert Högberg
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 1907
| 20-year-old factory worker shot some of his colleagues with a revolver before being hogtied. Later killed himself in custody.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Hugo Lingvist
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 1937
| Lured his children to a bathroom and shot them before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Leonard O'Neal Redden
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 1960
| Principal shot two teachers before fleeing into a forest and committing suicide.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jouko Kuisma
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 1968
| Shot his sons and himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jorma Juhani Vaajavirta
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 1973
| Shot his wife and father-in-law on Christmas day.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Eino Jousiaho
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 1976
| Shot some people after his brother and father left to call the cops on him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Armas Kudjoi
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 1980
| Shot a woman and her brother before shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Karl Aage Pedersen
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 1986
| Shot his daughters with a hunting rifle before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Pasi Matias Kylen
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 1989
| 19-year-old shot his ex and her new boyfriend before driving away and killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag_Greece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| Giorgios Petrodaskalakis
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 1990
| The predecessor of Patmanidis, used a shotgun to kill a physics teacher and his colleague before shooting himself
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Henri Hujanen
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2000
| Shot his parents and himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Unknown
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2006
| 49-year-old man shot his wife and his maid before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Harald Borgen
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2009
| Shot his ex-wife and her daughter before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Unknown
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2011
| 37-year-old man shot his ex-wife and son in Ikaalinen.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Peter Keller
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2012
| Dad shot his wife and daughter, before escaping to a homemade bunker to escape from society while making vlogs. Killed himself after he was discovered.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Samuel Rehn
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2019
| 46-year-old horse racer and trainer shot his two sons before going live on Facebook to cry, complain about his ex-GF and kill himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Olaf Arnstad Jr.
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| 71-year-old businessman shot his wife and son with a shotgun after falling into a deep debt.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Marcos Vinícius da Silva Damas
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| 21-year-old attacked a school, killing a [[16-year-old girl]] and wounding her boyfriend, who later died in hospital. Marcos killed himself in police custody two days later. He just managed to kill the same kill ratio as [[William Atchison|Atchison]] did.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Rolf Tollefsen
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1920
| 19-year-old shot two people in a car before robbing them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Anders Kristian Jørgensen
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1948
| Shot two men on a boat and dumped them in the water. Confessed to another double murder the same year, but it was probably bullshit. Died in 1981.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Palle Wischmann Hardrup
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1951
| 28-year-old man shot up a bank due to "hypnosis". Died in 2012.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Raimo Holmanto
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1954
| Shot and robbed a mother and child after escaping from a mental hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Herman Katajainen
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1970
| Shot and robbed an old man before escaping, and struck again two weeks later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Georg Sergejeff
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1972
| Police officer shot two gypsies in a bar.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|link{{=}}Lebanon]]
| Najim Najim
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1976
| Shot up the American University of Beirut killing 2 deans before being shot and injured by some random.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Johnny Edvin Olsen
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1981
| 18-year-old neo-nazi and his friends executed two snitches after stealing weapons from the army, before being surrounded by cops, shooting their way out only to crash their car soon after and getting arrested. Johnny committed more violent acts after getting out of prison in 1993, including bombings, shootings and stabbings, but has not killed anyone else.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Eero
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1984
| Shot his kids in Siilinjärvi, tried to kill himself but failed and lost one of his eyes. Died from heart failure in 2012 after being an alcoholic for many years.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ari Erkki Ilari Asp
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1985
| Robbed a store, shot the owner and a taxi-driver. He was also arrested in 2008 for firing blanks in his house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Ingemar Ekstrand
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1986
| 23-year-old forced his co-workers to drive him to a drug dealer he owed money to so he could kill him, but when they couldn't find the drug dealer the co-workers tried to escape and were shot dead. Released from mental hospital in 2014.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mika Antero Voutilainen
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1987
| Shot and killed a couple. Also killed another man the year before during a robbery. Mika died in 2010.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Raumanmeri school shooting|Tero Toivola]]
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1989
| Predecessor to [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen|Mr. Auvinen]] and [[Mr. Saari]], a young boy brought his daddy's pistol to school after being bullied and shot two classmates dead. Changed his name later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Sten Johansson
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1989
| Pyromaniac shot a random man, cut off his thumb to leave fake fingerprints and escaped. A few weeks later, he shot the man's sister and burned down her house. He changed his name to Sten Erik Lennart Lind.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Yoshio Tani
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1990
| Japanese businessman shot two other businessmen to rob them of the money they were set to pay Yoshio for some fake Nazi-gold.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Keijo Johannes Laaksorinne
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1991
| 27-year-old man shot two of his friends while out doing petty crimes and drinking. Sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Yngve Karl Mauritz Bergqvist
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1992
| Dentist was about to be evicted from his house and shot the landlords after they came to inform him of this. He later went to work and pretended like nothing had happened.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Pekka Kalevi Kalliomäki
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1995
| 46-year-old artist who also goes by the name "Jan Susi" was accused of theft by some of his friends, and shot them in anger. It was later proven that Pekka was innocent of the theft he was accused of.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Steen Viktor Christensen
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1997
| Danish criminal escaped from prison and went to Finland for a crime spree, robbing banks, raping wimmin and shooting pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Konstantinos Iordanidis
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1998
| Greek restaurant owner shot a man and his girlfriend as he suspected the man to have burglarized him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Anders Johansson
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1999
| Shot his girlfriend and drowned his 3-week-old daughter after economic troubles. He was sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Alpo Taipale
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2000
| Shot his wife and daughter. Sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Deadname|Christopher Frank Pittman]]
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2001
| 12 year old maniac kid after getting punched by his grandpa, grab a hunting shotgun and killed his grandparents before setting fire to the house.Now his name changed to Kristen and he is now a tranny
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Juha Kalevi Rauti
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2002
| Shot two of his friends and aimed at police, got shot in the leg twice and arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Awat Shwani
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2002
| Shot his wife and her friend because he suspected her to be cheating.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Eino Pekka Hirvonen
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2004
| Shot his kids because his wife left him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Aki Voitto Matias Raiskio
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2004
| 23-year-old man shot his ex-GF and a friend in a blind rage.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Alexandr Siekkinen
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2007
| 19-year-old met two women at a gas station and offered them to stay the night with him. When the women went to sleep, he shot them with a crossbow. When he didn't have any more bolts to fire, he pulled them out of his victims and reused them. He was initially sentenced to life in prison but was able to get out on parole in 2023, only to be put back in prison for violence four days later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Aimo Juhani Tornio
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2007
| Shot his ex-wife and her co-worker inside a school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Vesa Henrik Takoja
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2008
| 25-year-old corrupt doctor shot a couple after they threatened to expose his drug business.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Mladenko Bozanovic
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2009
| Bosnian man shot his mother and sister with a Zastava pistol before shooting himself in the temple and surviving.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHungary.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| Unknown
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2009
| 52-year-old school security guard shot the principal and a teacher after being accused of embezzlement, and shot himself in the hand to claim a masked man did it. He was arrested along with another 36-year-old former employee of the school who had helped him plan the attack.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Per Henrik Halslev
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2011
| 37-year-old man shot a couple in the forest before robbing them. Changed his name to Vincent Smith before being sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Pierre Karlsson
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2012
| Shot a couple he was friends with and burned down the house. Sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Unknown
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2014
| 48-year-old schizo shot two of his neighbors with a revolver, disposed of one of the bodies and tried to clean up the crime scene while leaving the other body to be found. Sentenced to 21 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Bengt Ronald Hansen
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2016
| Shot and killed his Thai-wife and step-son before blasting his right cheek to smithereens in an attempted an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Alexey Alexandrov
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2018
| Shot and killed two young girls on a mountain using a self-made shotgun.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Esa Pellikka
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2023
| Shot his ex-wife and her gypsy boyfriend.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Maksymilian Faściszewski
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2023
| Shot and killed two pigs in a partyvan with a [[Win|SHITTY BLACK POWDER REVOLVER]] [[Epic Win|while handcuffed]]. He then fled the scene, but was finally found and apprehended by other pigs. He was also an avid conspiracy theorist who hated [[Americunt|Amerijews]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Angelo Grasso
| 1
| 32
| N
| 1983
| Wop who opened fire on a crowd of unruly faggots at a football match with an automatic shotgun.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ulysses Cribbs
| 1
| 25
| N
| 1977
| A nigger dumb enough to think that buckshot could kill anyone at long range; even while shooting up a crowded nightclub. It's honestly a miracle that he managed to kill anyone at all.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Kimveer Gill]]
| 1
| 19
| Y
| 2006
| An [[India|Indian]] [[Columbine|Eric Harris wannabe]] gothfag. Went to a college and shot people randomly with a shitty hangfire carbine before taking someone hostage which resulted in him accidentally shooting himself in the arm which made him become an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Misao Katagiri
| 1
| 17
| N
| 1965
| GTA LARPer shot a cop and random people before hijacking four cars. After being v&, he was sentenced to death and executed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag_Greece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| Albert Bako
| 1
| 15
| N
| 2014
| Albanian doing Albanian things AKA shooting up a Greek bar. Also shot up three other bars which led him to get a frag and nearly [[Pwnt|pwn a bitch.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Robert Sartin
| 1
| 14
| N
| 1989
| 22-year-old went amok and shot up the neighborhood with his daddy's shotgun.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagScotland.gif|link{{=}}Scotland]]
| James Griffiths
| 1
| 13
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1969
| Scottish thug who had a shootout with [[Cops|the pigs]] before painting the town red á la Derrick Bird before getting [[Pwnt|pwned by the cops.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Elias de Souza
| 1
| 12
| N
| 1989
| Shot up a nightclub after being thrown out for fighting. He escaped and never faced justice.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ashin Tricarico
| 1
| 11
| N
| 2021
| Schizo who thought people were pointing guns at him shot at random vehicles over the course of 90 minutes.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jamal Wayne Wood
| 1
| 7
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2024
| 37-year-old had an argument at a martini bar and took out his anger on a security guard.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Ove Conry Andersson
| 1
| 6
| Y
| 1961
| 17-year-old shot up a school dance. He became [[an hero]] 47 years later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Henry Bello
| 1
| 6
| Y
| 2017
| A revenge-seeking nigger. Shot 7 people at a hospital before shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[José Ángel Ramos Betts]]
| 1
| 6
| Y
| 2020
| 11-year-old [[Columbine|Eric Harris]] cosplayer shot up his school, killing one teacher and himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Larry Bollin
| 1
| 6
| N
| 2021
| Employee shot up a cabinet store.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ronald Gay
| 1
| 6
| N
| 2000
| Shot up a gay bar, because he was always mocked for [[Homosexuality|his last name]]. Also wanted to end AIDS, by making all the fags go to San Francisco.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Henry Toews
| 1
| 5
| Y
| 1902
| Angry 33 year old teacher, injuries 2 of his child and kills his daughter (Anna Kehler) and injuries other 3 school workers and shots himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagScotland.gif|link{{=}}Scotland]]
| Alan Parkhill
| 1
| 5
| Y
| 1990
| 24-year-old crashed into another car before opening fire randomly, ultimately killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Alina_Afanaskina|Alina Afanaskina]]
| 1
| 5
| Y
| 2023
| 14-year-old columbiner stole her daddy's shotgun and shot up her school because of bullying, wrapping it all up by exploding her own face.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Stan Williamson
| 1
| 5
| N
| 1959
| Used a shitty .22 caliber rifle to shot up his school killing a 16 year old student and wounding 5 more before being aprehended to being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| James Briggs
| 1
| 5
| N
| 1975
| Killed his classmate and injured 5 others in his school in [[Oklahoma]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jason Rodriguez]]
| 1
| 5
| N
| 2009
| Follow-up of the [[Fort Hood]] shooting.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| David Wenwei Chou
| 1
| 5
| N
| 2022
| [[Boomer]] [[chink]] went [[Dylann Roof]] on some other chinks before getting [[Epic fail|fucking hogtied]]. Nobody cared because of [[Payton Gendron|what happened the day before]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Benjamin Jeffrey Smith
| 1
| 5 (4 by Smith)
| N
| 2022
| Degenerate [[Pedo|baby]][[furfag]] that tried to remove BLM protesters, but got crippled by one instead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| Víctor Hugo Campillay Sandoval
| 1
| 5
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2023
| Gangster shot up a police station before driving away and being killed in a police shootout.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Stephen Titus
| 1
| 4
| N
| 1912
| Shot up a hotel before being subdued by bystanders.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Risto Rafael Heinonen
| 1
| 4
| N
| 1963
| 15-year-old got drunk and shot up a party.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2005
| A student shoots 5 people in his class, killing the teacher and injuring 4 classmates before being arrested while fleeing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lakeem Scott
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2016
| Obese BLM activist got an AR-15 and shot up a highway.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Malique Francis-Taylor
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2020
| 20-year-old shot some nigger and got arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Nigel Gutu
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2021
| 20-year-old nigger shot another nigger before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Gregory Ulrich
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2021
| Old man shot up a clinic. He also detonated several IEDs, but they didn't injure anyone.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Connor Chapman
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2022
| Lad shot up a pub on Christmas eve, killing one random bitch.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Deion_Patterson|Deion Patterson]]
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2023
| [[Black People|Basketball American]] who shot up a medical center in Atlanta.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jorma Nyfors
| 1
| 3
| Y
| 2016
| 67-year-old man opened fire on police as they raided his property, before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|23px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| Manuel O.
| 1 (Stabbed)
| 3
| Y
| 2016
| Rich nigger decided to go postal in a islamic center killing a single idiot by stab wounds and injuring 3 by gunshots before an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Retard|Federico Guevara Elizondo]]
| 1
| 3
| Y
| 2017
| [[Spic]] who got a .22 revolver and tried to kill people with headshots, but [[Epic Fail|only killed 1 person]]. Was also so shit that he missed when attempting [[suicide]] and died 1 day later. Watch the shitty gameplay footage [https://www.metatube.com/en/videos/334814/VIDEO-Tiroteo-escuela-de-Minterrey/ here!]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Daniil Zasorin
| 1
| 3
| Y
| 2019
| Tried to copy the massive success his fellow slav [[Vladislav Roslyakov|Vlad]] obtained a year before, [[YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG|but with firearms only]]. [[You]] can [[Retard|figure out]] [[Fail|how well his plan went]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Nikolai G.
| 1
| 3
| Y
| 2022
| 18-year-old shot up his school before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Thomas Allen
| 1
| 3
| N
| 1909
| Pest exterminator sniped a policeman and wounded people as they came to his aid.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Udham Singh
| 1
| 3
| N
| 1940
| Indian assassin killed a former army man to avenge some massacre 20 years earlier. He was hanged.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| James Alan Kearbey
| 1
| 3
| N
| 1985
| Some bullied little kid who brought a gun to school, got noticed carrying the gun, and got asked by some dumb fuck if it was for a school project. Surprisingly, [[Win|he did manage to pwn the principal]] and was released on his 21st birthday.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHungary.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2009
| 23-year-old student was told off during class and stormed out of the classroom only to return minutes later and open fire, killing a classmate and wounding others.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBulgaria.png|23px|link{{=}}Bulgaria]]
| Petko Savov
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2014
| Schizo 53 year old man who taked a class hostage before the police entrenched him in his apartament. After that, Petko shot the police killing 1 and injuring 3 before being injured by a policeman.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Alexei Bychkov
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2016
| Ex-soldier got beat up by some punks and came back packing heat.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Caleb Sharpe
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2017
| Edgy autist, notable young school shooter. Got pwn'd by a school security guard and later V&'d.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Ibrahim Khair
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2018
| Shot up a market before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[John Earnest]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2019
| Tried to live up to his [[Nazi|idols]] by shooting up a synagogue, [[Epic Fail| but got chased out of the place by a bunch of oldfags.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Michael Zehaf-Bibeau
| 1
| 3
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2014
| Typical [[muslim]] that tried to assassinate the Canadian prime minister with [[fail|somebody's grandpa's lever rifle]]. Got owned by some RCMP officer who is then promoted to an ambassador.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş]]
| 1
| 3
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2016
| Off-duty cop shot the Russian ambassador at an art exhibit before being gunned down.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Louis Thain
| 1
| 2
| Y
| 1913
| Tried to kill his ex-wife before being attacked by a bystander who was shot dead. He then shot himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Nathan Goldberg
| 1
| 2
| Y
| 1954
| 30-year-old former soldier shot random people in London before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Raoul Moat]]
| 1
| 2
| Y
| 2010
| [[Chav]] who shot his ex, her boyfriend and a cop [[Retard|because she said her boyfriend was a cop to scare him even though she knew he hated the cops.]] One of his victims later killed himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jose Reyes]]
| 1
| 2
| Y
| 2013
| Some 12 year old autistic [[spic]] that attempted to pull a [[Columbine]] at his middle school
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jew|Larry Rosenberg]]
| 1
| 2
| Y
| 2016
| [[oldfag|77-year-old]] nursing home resident that had issues with the "damn poker gambling" others were participating in.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Per Mikael Torevall
| 1
| 2
| N
| 1984
| Sniped a cop while hiding in a bush, before getting shot in the leg and arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Alvaro Castillo]]
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2006
| Yet another degenerate loser who jacked off to the Columbine killers and failed miserably to surpass their legacy. Blasted his abusive dad and went to his old school where he [[Epic Fail|set off some firecrackers and shot at objects before getting tackled]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Vladimir Buldakhin
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2009
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Tyler Brehm
| 1
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2011
| Disgruntled man shot up a Hollywood intersection. Unfortunately, no liberal entertainers were killed, but a random music executive was.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Adam Purinton
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2017
| An Injun hater. Got triggered by the sight of them and decided to shoot them while yelling "Get outta my country".
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Lucas de Oliveira
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2023
| 16-year-old tranny tiktoker who went by the name "Luluzinho" shot up the school before being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2023
| An unknown started shooting around before running away.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Viertola school shooting|Unknown]]
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2024
| [[12-year-old boy]] shot up his school to take revenge for bullying.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png|link{{=}}Bosnia and Herzegovina]]
| Nerdin Ibrić
| 1
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2015
| Muslim shot up a police station before being shot dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png|link{{=}}Bosnia and Herzegovina]]
| Dragoslav Petković
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2002
| 17-year-old shot up his school, killing one teacher and injuring another before shooting himself in the mouth.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jari B.
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2008
| 25-year-old gay soldier shot up a gay bar to take revenge on his ex-boyfriend for finding another man.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Ryszard Cyba
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2010
| 62-year-old [[liberal]] [[faggot]] who shot a member of the Polish [[cuckservative]] political party [[Catholic Church|Law and Justice]] and wounded another with a knife. He told the police that he wanted to kill the leader of Law and Justice [[Oldfag|Jarosław Kaczyński]], but instead decided to make apeshit at their local parliamentary office.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Adrian Crevan Mackin
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2011
| Irish republican who [[Pwnt|pwned]] the fuck out of a [[Cops|Guard]] and wounded his own girlfriend before becoming [[An Hero]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robert Butler Jr.]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2011
| Some [[nigger]] who shot his principal.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Janne Tapani Vähäsarja
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2012
| 24-year-old criminal shot up a pizzeria, shot himself and later died in hospital. He also killed a man with an axe in 2006.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Peter Reeve
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2012
| Wannabe [[Derrick Bird]]. Tried shooting his neighbors, failed and shot an off-duty [[Cops|pig]] before becoming [[An Hero]] in a graveyard.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Austin_Wyatt_Rollins|Austin Wyatt Rollins]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2018
| Some nerd shot his ugly oneitis and some other kid before getting cornered by a [[Pigs|pig]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Johannes Peltonen
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2019
| Shot his ex-wife and another man. The man died and the woman had her face blown off, but survived. Johannes died the next day in hospital. His half-brother, Janne Sulkava shot his own wife and himself in 2021.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Janne Sulkava
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2021
| Shot his wife and their child before escaping into the woods and killing himself. His half-brother, Johannes Peltonen shot his own ex-wife and her new man before killing himself in 2019.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Toivo Tiainen
| 1
| 1
| N
| 1974
| Shot his wife and son over an argument about money for food. After the son died, Toivo escaped into the woods, but later returned and surrendered.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Verner Erling Larsen
| 1
| 1
| N
| 1975
| 20-year-old schizo stole a shotgun and shot random people. Tried to rob a gas station in 1987, escaped from the nuthouse in 1988 and strangled a woman. Died in 2013.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Roger Needham
| 1
| 1
| N
| 1978
| Killed a student and injured another in a school shooting.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Grétar Sigurður Árnason
| 1
| 1
| N
| 1982
| Tried to kidnap two French sisters who were on vacation, ended up killing one of them before escaping to a cave and surrendering.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Esa Tapani Turunen
| 1
| 1
| N
| 1991
| Ex-soldier shot two women at a bar after they teased him for being bald.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Toivo Johannes Kinnunen
| 1
| 1
| N
| 1991
| Robbed a bank together with Jari Sakari Koski and shot some cops while escaping.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jari Taisto Räsänen
| 1
| 1
| N
| 1994
| Drunk man shot up a restaurant.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.gif|23px|link{{=}}Austria]]
| Helmut Z.
| 1
| 1
| N
| 1997
| Brought a .357 revolver to class to impress his crush but when the teacher punish him, he shots 3 shots at her (missing one) killing her. Then lefts the school and shots [[Fail|in the leg]] another teacher.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Todd Cameron Smith
| 1
| 1
| N
| 1999
| 14-year-old shot up his school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Kazimierz J.
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2001
| Shot and wounded his wife because she was a bitch then shot a random student at the university before an'heroing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[James von Brunn]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2009
| 88-year-old killed a nigger security guard at a Holocaust museum.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Nhan Lap Tran
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2013
| Mentally ill man shot at passing vehicles.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Heikki Aaro Uolevi Venäläinen
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2013
| 65-year-old man argued with his neighbors and ended up shooting them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Philip Manshaus]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2019
| Killed his chink adoptive sister then tried to shoot up a mosque but ended up being beaten and manhandled by some old mudslime boomer before doing any considerable damage.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Alec Baldwin]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2021
| [[Unfunny]] [[liberal]] [[Hollywood|actor]] who "accidentally" killed an assistant producer and wounded the director while filming a shitty indie [[Cowboy|western]] film. Obviously failed [[Gun control|Gun Safety 101]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Julio Rodarte
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2024
| Baldy shot at cars along the road gangsta-style before stripping naked and getting arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Eugen Schauman
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 1904
| Finnish nationalist assassinated the Russian appointed governor before killing himself.
|-style{{=}}"Background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Anon Student
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 1984
| Killed his teacher for being [[retard|late]] and shots himself.
|-style{{=}}"Background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Steve Stephens]]
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 2017
| Got mad after being bankrupt and losing his [[Sheneequa|girlfriend]] and went on a "rampage", only killing a elderly man of the same race on Facebook. After being spotted in [[Pennsylvania]], he an hero'd after a brief chase that only lasted 2 miles. Can you say Joy Lane?
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Rolv-Are Pettersen
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 2009
| A police officer shot his ex outside the school she worked at and killed himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Tony48219|Anthony Powell‎]]
| 1
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2009
| Decided to shoot some [[Nigger|nigger bitch]] who was on YouTube, in the name of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAlbania.png|23px|link{{=}}Albania]]
| Endrit Llambaj
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 2010
| A 19-year-old gangster, after being rejected by Greta Baja, 20, shoots her in the face with a pistol at a class in the Mahir Domi gymnasium in Elbasan. Then he is barricaded by some police officers. The retarded Endrit was such a fail that he couldn't even hurt one of them and ended up shooting himself in the head.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}United States]]
| Dorothy Dutiel
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 2016
| 15-year-old lesbian shot her girlfriend at school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Erik Morch Kristiansen
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| 73-year-old driving instructor shot his wife and himself with a handgun because of his unbearable back pain.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Mikołaj Bachosz
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| 30-year-old man shot his ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend outside a hotel before shooting himself in front of her.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Joseph Semmes
| 1
| 0
| N
| [[veteran|1840]]
| Killed his law teacher.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Mathews Flounoy Ward
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1853
| Killed his teacher because he brutally punished his brother.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| George W. Longfelt
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1864
| Unreasonable teacher killed one of his students and escaped.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| William Guess
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1887
| Revenge-shot a teacher, his little sister's teacher, for whacking the ass of her the day before.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1957
| 26-year-old farmer shot his 19-year-old fiancé in school before surrendering. It was later revealed that Sigurbjörn was severely depressed and had tried to poison himself shortly before the killing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Shit nobody cares about|Robert Mone]]
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1967
| Took a classroom hostage with a shotgun at his old school and molested some girls. When the teacher told him to stop, he shot her in the face. Later broke out of a mental hospital with another inmate and increased his kill count.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Anon Student
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1974
| He blew his teacher's brains out because he reprimanded him for disrupting class.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| Mariette Sonjaleen Bosch
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1996
| 50 year old woman, angry cause his boyfriend cheated her with another girl, shot that ranadom girl in the stomach and ribs before getting dead sentence by hanging.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Retard|Víctor Córdoba Jr.]]
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1999
| Columbiner tred to commit an hero with a [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|.22]] but [[epic fail|failed]] and the bullet hit a girl on the head.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Brandon McInerney
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2008
| Killed a tranny classmate who was hitting on him during a computer lab class before fleeing and later being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCostaRica.png|link{{=}}Costa Rica]]
| Anon Student
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2010
| Random 17 year old boy headshot his principal to death
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAlbania.png|23px|link{{=}}Albania]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2013
| An unnamed man escaped from police after he fatally shot a teenager in the face with an automatic rifle in a Shkozet school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagOman.png]]
| Abdulaziz Al Maamari
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2013
| Mad teacher shot his troublemaker pupil ([[Powerword|Abdul Aziz Al Balushi]]) because he said [[true|he abused his son]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEstonia.png|24px|link{{=}}Estonia]]
| Vahur
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2014
| 15-year-old boy shot his teacher with his daddy's revolver. He got 9 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Gene Evin Atkins
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2018
| Held some [[NPC]]'s hostage at a Trader Joe's in [[California]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Nicholas Kyle Moffitt
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2019
| Some random guy who shot and killed a man in Cock Island Bar and Grille in Portsmouth
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Alimamy Cole
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2020
| Gangster opened fire on a man entering a bus, killing him instantly before escaping. His DNA was found on shell casings at the scene and he was caught by the bus' CCTV, and sentenced to life in prison [[Hacks|but acquitted after an appeal and only sentenced to 10 months in jail for weapons offenses]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Stephen Silver
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2020
| Schizo who put some holes into a [[Cop|pig's]] chest with his own gun after being pulled over.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLiberia.png|link{{=}}Liberia]]
| Jovanus Oliver Turay
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2021
| Nigga gangster shot a girl before getting V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}United States]]
| [[Hayden Jagst]]
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2021
| Edgy Columbiner shot his cop daddy after his mom took away his AR-15.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}United States]]
| Jesus Uribe
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2021
| Shot up a gas station.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Ssali Abdul
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2022
| Mad gangsta tried to kidnap a teacher but the teacher got killed by Ssali Abdul with an AK-47 beacause he was screaming.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous 45-year-old
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 2024
| A shitty frenchman killed a spanish architect before [[An Hero|An villian]].
|}}}

=== Absolute Fucking Failures ===
These assclowns couldn't even manage to get a ''single kill''! They are the [[Polygon]] of real life. (Again fat Amerifags everywhere).
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! RANK
!
! LOSER
! MISSED SHOTS
! RAGE QUIT
! YEAR
! COMMENTS
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| David & Doris Young
| 79
| N
| 1986
| Tried to bomb Cokeville Elementary School in middle of nowhere Wyoming.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Sebastian Bosse]]
| 37
| Y
| 2006
| An [[Columbine|Eric Harris]] wannabe. Tried to shoot up his school with pirate guns and various other weapons which didn't go well at all.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Frank James]]
| 33
| N
| 2022
| [[Schizo]] [[nigger]] who shot up a subway because of [[Black Supremacy|"muh evil whiteys!"]].
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Unknown
| 25
| N
| 2017
| A person tried to yet again replicate [[Pulse]] and failed profusely.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| José Carlos Alves dos Santos
| 16
| N
| 1985
| 19-year-old street vendor ran amok and shot random people with a shotgun before being arrested.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Georg Rieß
| 15
| N (Injured by Polizei)
| 2009
| Some faggot who threw 2 molotovs in a classroom and sliced some bitch up with an axe before trying to commit suicide by cop and failing.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Lev_Bidjakov_and_Alexander_Buslidze|Lev Bidjakov and Aleksandr Buslidze]]
| 13
| N (Stabbed each other but didn't die)
| 2018
| Two Ruskie [[Faggot|gay lovers]] who tried to recreate [[Columbine]] at a school in [[Russia]] and stabbed 14 kiddies and a teacher, [[Epic Fail|then getting into an argument and stabbing each other.]]
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ohio State University|Abdul Razak Ali Artan]]
| 11
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2016
| Some [[Fag|ISIS Cock-smoking]] mudslime. Went on a stabbing and vehicle-ramming spree at [[Ohio State University]], stabbed people in unbelievably shitty places like in the arm, [[Epic fail|and because of this, he was the only casualty in the attack]].
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Chad Escobedo
| 10
| N
| 2007
| Former [[spic|latin]] student shot a window 2 times and injured 10 teens before escaping. Pigs catched him and got V& for 6 years.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Nathan Desai
| 9
| N (Killed by police)
| 2016
| Neonazi lawyer shot random people before being shot by the pigs.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Edmar_Aparecido_Freitas|Edmar Aparecido Freitas]]
| 8
| Y
| 2003
| Former fat fuck tried to shoot up his school but failed to kill anyone and shot himself in the head.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Robério Souza de Oliveira
| 7
| Y
| 2001
| 18-year-old farmer shot up his former school before shooting himself in the head.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Natalya Kabakova
| 7
| N
| 2018
| 13-year-old girl shot people with a pneumatic revolver in school.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Dominick Maldonado
| 6
| N
| 2005
| A methhead who wanted the world to "feel his anger". Shot up a mall with a Chinese AK-47 and a pistol, taking people hostage before getting V&. He tried taking a pig hostage with scissors but failed.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Anthony "T.J." Solomon
| 6
| N
| 1999
| A month after the lulzy attack at [[Columbine]], Anthony brought a .22 rifle to his school and shot 6 students [[Epic Fail|in shitty parts of the body]]. While trying to bring himself to suicide, a principal talked him out of it and he turned himself to the pigs.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[James T. Hodgkinson|James Hodgkinson]]
| 6
| N
| 2017
| [[Jared Lee Loughner]] wannabe, tried to assassinate [[shit nobody cares about|House Majority Whip]] Steve Scalise and kill as many [[Republican|Republicans]] as he could, but failed miserably.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Anton Bichivin]]
| 6
| N (Attempted)
| 2018
| Some [[Columbine Copycats|Columbine-obsessed]] Ruskie who threw a molotov in a class and [[Epic Fail|tried to an hero with an axe but failed]]. Wore a [[Columbine|KMFDM]] t-shirt during the attack.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Luca Traini
| 6
| N
| 2018
| 28-year-old wop shot some niggers to avenge an 18-year-old girl who was killed by a nigger.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Seth Trickey
| 5
| N
| 1999
| Seth shot people and pussied out in front of a teacher who commanded his stupid ass to drop his gun.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 5
| N
| 2022
| Gangster alcoholic dutch shot some spics in a disco in [[GTA|Marbella]] before being stabbed by a random.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Nigger|Lamar Moore]]
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2011
| [[liar|Died bravely in a line of fire by police]] [[Wrong Location Nigger|inside a police station]] after he brought a [[Bukkake|shotgun]] in the building and wounded 4 officers, none of them critically, even at [[Counterstrike|point-blank range]]. He was falsely accused by [[The Man]] of [[sick fuck|kidnapping and raping a 13 year old girl]], when she probably deserved it anyways. So that was when he heroically stepped into the office and amazed the whole world of [[bullshit|how much of an incredibly amazing man he truly is]].
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Asa Coon]]
| 4
| Y
| 2007
| [[Emofag|Emo]], he was punched by a [[nigger]], shot people in really shitty places, and became [[An Hero]]. [[Lulz|To add insult to injury, the cops leaked photos of his corpse]]. <s>[https://www.liveleak.com/view?i{{=}}51a_1193356250 Here is the shitty gameplay footage.]</s> (dead)
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Raymond_Spencer|Raymond Spencer]]
| 4
| Y
| 2022
| Armed with 4 rifles, scopes and over 1000 rounds of ammunition, Raymond tried to shoot up a school from his apartment window [[Stephen Paddock|Paddock]] style. He [[failed]] miserably, and after firing over 200 rounds without a single kill he decided to end it all.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Bernie Goetz]]
| 4
| N
| 1984
| Shot some niggers who were trying to mug him on a subway. Was only convicted of illegal gun possession and v& for a year, then released early on good behavior 8 months later.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Darren Lloyd Fowler
| 4
| N
| 1988
| 16-year-old [[Michael Ryan]] fan shot up his school with a shotgun after getting expelled.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Marin Eugen Sabau
| 4
| N (Willingly euthanized)
| 2021
| Security guard shot three of his colleagues before barricading himself in a house with an arsenal of weapons. Cops breached and ræp'd him with bullets, paralyzing him and causing him to have to amputate one leg. Eugen was euthanized before his trial took place, as he claimed his life was unbearable with chronic pains from the incident.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag_Greece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Dimitris Patmanidis]]
| 3
| Y
| 2009
| A bullied, human-hating revenge-seeker. Went to his school and shot people in shitty places like the legs, arms, hand, and chest before becoming an hero.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Nasim Aghdam]]
| 3
| Y
| 2018
|Some dirty vegan towelhead that decided that YouTube's shitty policies couldn't be changed by peaceable means and started shooting in the corporate offices in California. She didn't manage to kill anyone but herself.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagVaticanCity.png|link{{=}}Vatican]]
| Mehmet Ali Ağca
| 3
| N
| 1981
| Tried to assassinate [[the Pope]].
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Humberto Ferreira Santos
| 3
| N
| 2017
| Shot up a wedding to avenge his fallen son and father. After injuring some of the attendees and leaving, the wedding continued a few hours later.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Armando_Hernandez_Jr|Armando Hernandez]]
| 3
| N
| 2020
| Tried shooting up a mall due to [[incel]] rage, failing horribly at that. He also recorded some of the attack on snapchat.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| 6th grade girl
| 3
| N
| 2021
| Shot 2 students and 1 adult, then just gave up. A math teacher, Krista Gneiting, asked if she was okay, took the gun from her, and hugged her.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Henrique_Lira_Trad|Henrique Lira Trad]]
| 3
| N
| 2022
| 18-year-old emo tried to attack his former school with crossbows, knives and molotovs. Ended up getting rekt and hogtied before doing any considerable damage.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jasmine Hollis
| 3
| N
| 2022
| Some ugly 23-year-old [[nigger]] [[bitch]] shot up a warehouse due to some dispute over a [[Cock|big black cock]].
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Unknown
| 3
| N (Escaped?)
| 2023
| Started a shooting in West Edmonton Mall and got same victimes as [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Armando_Hernandez_Jr|Armando Hernandez]].
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Julius Becker
| 2
| N
| 1871
| 18-year-old student shot his bullies before surrendering.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Haraldur Olafsson
| 2
| N
| 1973
| Drunk man who shot his son and a woman before being shot and inmovilized by a taser.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| [[13 year old]] student 15 year old student
| 2
| N, N
| 1998
| They shot some 11 year old kids with pellet guns hitting 2 before getting V&.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Livecorpse|Adam Fulton]]
| 2
| Y
| 2004
| Newgrounds [[doomer]] who stabbed his [[Injun]] neighbor in an argument after they both got drunk. The neighbor called the cops and when they showed up, Adam shot at one of the cops before [[Pussy|running away and hiding in a dumpster for three days.]] He broke into his house and sent his suicide e-mail to his family and [[Tom Fulp]] and then an heroed.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Edgar Robles
| 2
| N
| 2014
| A revenge-seeker. Wounded 2 people on a fucking packed bus.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Marissa Wallen
| 2
| N
| 2017
| 21-year-old [[hooker]] who [[Epic Fail|somehow failed to kill her john with two headshots]] after giving her bad oral sex.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}New Mexico]]
| Mason Campbell
| 2
| N
| 2014
| Some 12-year old-loser who tried to go Cho. He sawed off daddy's shotgun and used birdshot, [[Pussy|randomly firing everywhere]], before being tackled and shackled.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Neil MacInnis
| 2
| N
| 2013
| '''{{archive|RcUB0|4chan Post}}'''
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Medianeira School Shooting|Mondrone Shooters]]
| 2
| N, N
| 2018
| Brazilian Columbiners that, due to being mentally retarded zoomers, decided to follow in Eric & Dylan's footsteps, but failed miserably. A pretty good metaphor for Brazil in general, if you think about it.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Marek_Nowak|Marek Nowak]]
| 2
| N
| 2019
| 18-year-old shot up his school with [[Sebastian Bosse|black powder guns]] and firecrackers.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Unknown
| 2
| N
| 2023
| 23-year-old Pakistani gangster shot two other gangsters during a fight before escaping to Italy.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Unknown
| 2
| N
| 2023
| Went postal in a bus stop and injured 2 randoms.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Fantahun Girma Woldesenbet
| 2
| N (Shot by civilian)
| 2021
| Fort Hood 3: 2 is better than 1- oh wait, this guy was worse than Tranny fucking Phantom.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| John Åreskjold
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2023
| Known criminal and business owner [[GTA|crashed his car into another car, left the scene and hijacked another car, taking the driver hostage before getting into a shootout with police]] outside a tunnel. John opened fire, shooting the hostage and an officer in the chest, leading to police opening fire into the vehicle, killing John. The officer wore a bulletproof vest.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Genesse Ivonne Moreno
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2024
| 36-year-old spic who shot up one of [[Joel Osteen]]'s megachurches with her kid and was shot and killed by an off-duty cop.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| William Norris
| 1
| Y
| 1884
| 28 year old teacher tried to kill his crush beacause she rejected him several times. Ended his spergout by killing himself.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| David Mota Nogueira
| 1
| Y
| 2011
| A depressed 10-year-old sperg that got so mad about his teacher's sexual advancements that he decided to go NBK.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Floyd Lee Corkins]]
| 1
| N
| 2012
| Inspired by the [[Southern Poverty Law Center|SPLC]], he tried to shoot up an anti-fag group, but, like most libtard gunmen, he couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and was thus unable to go through with his plan to [[WTF|smear Chick-fil-A on the victims' faces]].
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Mikhail Pivnev]] (alias: Mike [[Dylan Klebold|Klebold]]
| 1
| N
| 2017
| Some [[Columbiner]] Ruskie who shot a teacher with an air rifle and set off some smoke bombs. [[Epic Fail|Shouted that he'd come there to die, yet was arrested.]]
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Robert Gladden Jr.
| 1
| N
| 2012
| An Emofag. Shot a student in the back before being tackled by various people in the cafeteria.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jon Romano
| 1
| N
| 2004
| A bullied outcast fascinated by [[Columbine]]. Brought a shotgun and shot a teacher in the leg like a dumbshit. He pussied out and surrendered to the staff, and agreed to a plea deal for 20 years in prison.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Ilya Ivanistov]]
| 1
| Y
| 2018
| Another columbine coomer went to his ruskie school to shot a school mate with a double barrel shotgun before killing himself.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Florian Klein
| 1
| Y
| 2003
| A [[13 year old boy|16-year-old]] [[Satanist]] who [[Epic Fail|shot at his teacher, missed and accidentally shot another teacher (who tried to disarm him) in the thigh]] before [[An hero|committing suicide.]]
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Mikese Morse]]
| 1
| N
| 2018
| Former Olympic Track Star goes [[Crazy|Bat Shit Insane]] and tries to run down a family of 3 in his car.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Sky_Bouche|Sky Bouche]]
| 1
| N
| 2018
| Shot through a classroom door with a shotgun, injuring a student in the foot, and surrendered immediately afterwards. This happened on [[An hero day|April 20]].
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Chad Padilla
| 1
| Y
| 2019
| Some retarded shot a girl several times, [[Fail|she survived]]. In 2022, he will become an hero in his cell
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Random shot 2 times and escaped with no kills.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Mats Ditlow Wibe-Lund
| 1
| N
| 2023
| 43-year-old manchild wannabe gangster with too much money and time on his hands shot some random nigger in the leg with an automatic AK-style rifle to scare him or something. Was arrested shortly after and is married to [https://no.linkedin.com/in/tanja-wibe-lund-744026b9 some bad-boy loving hybristophile skank] that works for [[old media]], covering crime cases.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png|link{{=}}Bosnia and Herzegovina]]
| Gabrijel Mijatović
| 1
| N
| 2023
| [[13-year-old boy]] shot his teacher.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 1
| N (Escaped)
| 2023
| Anon member of a shitty latin band, stabbed in all the body and shot in the gluteus a 22 year old boy.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous man
| 1
| N
| 2023
| Shot a man who pissed him off on a disco in Seville before being aprehended by people.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| 6 year old boy
| 1
| N
| 2023
| Kid from [[Virginia|CWCistan]] who shot his first grade teacher.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Shokri Keryo
| 1
| N
| 2023
| [[Sand nigger|"Swedish"]] gangster opened fire at a group of people after getting high.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Grzegorz Braun
| 1
| N
| 2023
| Polish far-right politician decided to spray powder from a fire extinguisher on [[Jews]] who were performing their [[Satan|Satanist]] Hanukkah rituals on the corridors of the Polish parliament. One Jewish woman suffered minor injuries [[Retard|when she tried to stop MP from extinguishing the candles lit on the Hanukkah menorah]]. This event generated a lot of lulzy reactions and BAWWWWing in (((Polish and international mainstream media))).
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Dillon Cossey]]
| 0
| N
| 2007
| Fat 14-year-old guy was caught by the police while planning a school shooting after his friend, [[Pekka]] committed his bloodfest.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Pekka-Eric_Auvinen#Samuli_Saarinen|Samuli Saarinen]]
| 0
| N
| 2008
| [[Matti Saari]] and [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen|Pekka-Eric]] copycat threatened to shoot up his school on his 18th birthday and Pekka's 1 year anniversary because of bullying, but gave up and became a local [[Lolcow]].
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Shota|9-year-old boy]]
| 0
| N
| 2009
| Fourth grader brought a shotgun to school to get back at bullies, firing and missing twice before being subdued and getting a time-out.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Thomas Kane
| 0
| Y
| 2009
| Brought a sawed-off shotgun and molotov cocktails to school, said he wanted to kill "just to kill" and then just killed himself.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Justin Doucet
| 0
| Y
| 2009
| Ordered a teacher to say "Hail Marilyn Manson", who refused. [[Fail|Tried to shoot twice and hit no one.]] Asked a student to leave with him, who also refused. He probably felt ashamed no one would listen to him even as a school shooter. He shot himself and died a miserable 5 days later.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Clay Duke]]
| 0
| Y
| 2010
| Tried to take revenge on the Florida school board but ended up missing every shot. The entire event was captured on video.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Colton Tooley]]
| 0
| Y
| 2010
| Walked around in his college campus and fired shots into the air and ground before running into the library to become an hero.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Grant_Acord|Grant Acord]]
| 0
| N
| 2013
| A 17-year-old Columbiner was ready to attack his high school but the pigs searched his room and saw that he had bombs and a gun. He was sent to jail for not knowing how to hide things.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Michael Brandon Hill
| 0
| N
| 2013
| Brought a rifle to an elementary school and fired at least 6 shots towards the police. He was talked down by one of his hostages, school bookkeeper Antoinette Tuff. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}1kVpipSXRKA Listen to the 911 call here.]
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| James Oliver Seevakumaran
| 0
| Y
| 2013
| Pulled the fire alarm as part of his plan, which prompted his roommate to investigate. He immediately called 911 after seeing James pointing a gun at him. James shot himself as the police arrived.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Liam Lyburd
| 0
| N
| 2014
| Nearly committed a mass shooting at Newcastle College with a [[David Sonboly|Glock he bought on the Deep Web]] but was stopped hours before he was going to do it [[Retard|due to posting threats on Facebook.]]
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]]
| 0
| N
| 2015
|Planned to shoot up a Halifax mall with two of her cuntbuddies, but got arrested [[Epic Fail|due to posting about her plan on tumblr]], and is now in jail getting grabbed by the pussy in the shower.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Brooke Higgins]], [[Sienna Johnson]]
| 0
| N, N
| 2015
| Two [[16-year-old girls]] threatened to shoot up [[Mountain Vista High School]] and got v&. They were sentenced to 3 years and 5 years in prison, respectively, and were released.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Bob8466|Carter Boyles]]
| 0
| Y
| 2016
| Tried to open fire in his high school but failed and ended up shooting himself. He had a YouTube channel where he uploaded [[Gmod]] shooting videos.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Pekka-Eric_Auvinen#Karma_Hietanen|Karma Hietanen]]
| 0
| N
| 2016
| Delusional [[Pekka]] fan who visited his grave several times, had an altar for him at her home and soil from his grave in a zip-bag in her bra at all times. Planned to shoot up an elementary school as a gift to Pekka so that they would date in the afterlife, but ended up getting v& prematurely due to posting about it on Instagram.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Kyle_Davies|Kyle Davies]]
| 0
| N
| 2016
| 19 year old pedophile face who obtained a glock on the dark net like sonboly and planed a shooting his school. He got V& after the internet police catched him.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Ethan Stables
| 0
| N
| 2017
| [[Faggot]] who was so ashamed of being bisexual that he tried to commit a [[Jakejekyll|machete attack at a gay bar.]] [[Epic Fail|Was apparently arrested just as he was walking to the bar]] and was in Cumbria, where more successful attacker [[Derrick Bird]] committed his shootings.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Lloyd Gunton
| 0
| N
| 2017
| Another [[Britfag]] who tried to commit mass murder, this time for [[ISIS]] at a [[Justin Bieber]] concert with a car, a hammer and a knife in some [[Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre|Westminster]]-inspired attack. Was arrested hours before he was going to, though, because he posted about it on social media, just like Liam Lyburd and Ethan Stables.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Eric Torell
| 0
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2018
| 20-year-old man with [[Downs]] ran away from home, bringing a toy gun with him. When police were called to the scene, Eric did not listen to their commands and pointed the toy gun at the cops, resulting in death by 25 bullets.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Brandon Clegg]]
| 0
| Y
| 2018
| Mommy knew he was heading to school with a gun and tried to save his life by calling 911. Unfortunately for her, Brandon became an hero after a brief shootout with the police.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Keith Simons
| 0
| Y
| 2018
| 13-year-old would-be [[Columbine copycat]] who realized school shootings weren't as awesome as he thought and shot himself in a bathroom.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Nicole_Cevario|Nicole Cevario]]
| 0
| N
| 2019
| 19-year-old [[columbiner]] planned a school shooting but got caught after her daddy read her diary and called the cops.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Brian Isaack Clyde]]
| 0
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2019
| 2019's biggest failure yet! Some nobody who tried to tackle Nightmare Mode at a courthouse in Texas for some reason. He shot out a window before pussying out, then got capped by a security guard. Nobody really cared.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Sol Pais]]
| 0
| Y
| 2019
| Traveled to Colorado all the way from Florida to shoot up [[Columbine|Columbine High School]]. Only managed to send threats and hype everyone up before she [[Pussy|pussied]] out and [[An Hero|shot herself]] in the woods. At least she got a 4 star wanted level.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles Landeros
| 0
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2019
| Tried to go to his son's middle school over a custody battle before cops stopped him. Outside the school, Landeros fired 2 shots at a cop before being pwn'd.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Christopher Paul Hasson
| 0
| N
| 2019
| Avid reader of [[Breivik]]'s writings who planned to massacre high-profile leftist politicians and other [[libtards]] in general. Apprehended before any attack was committed and sentenced to over 13 years in prison.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Angel_Granados-Diaz|Angel Granados-Diaz]]
| 0
| N
| 2019
| [[Autistic]] [[spic]] who got his ass beat by his gym teacher over his cool new NERF Super Soaker.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Willem Van Spronsen]]
| 0
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2019
| [[Anarchist]] [[boomer]] [[liberal]] [[tranny]] [[Antifa]] member who decided to shoot up an ICE "concentration camp" in Tacoma. Didn't even manage to achieve a single kill and was essentially dead on arrival.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Unknown
| 0
| N
| 2019
| Some crazy serbian with a rifle shot some bullets to the roof and take some kids as hostages. He said some schizo random words about his family before being taken down by a gym teacher.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Jim Holmgren
| 0
| N
| 2021
| 25-year-old [[Breivik]] fan and member of the [[Neo-Nazi|Nordic Resistance Movement]] was caught with bomb making materials, 3D printed weapon parts and a half written manifesto. Sentenced to 3 and a half years in prison.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous
| 0
| N
| 2021
| Shot some windows in a university and random doors before getting V&
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Reed Wischhusen
| 0
| N
| 2022
| 30-year-old columbiner built his own weapons, wrote a manifesto and planned to shoot up his former school. When police arrived to search his apartment, Reed pulled a gun from his coat and was shot three times by cops. He was later sentenced to life in prison.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Ahmad & Anas K.
| 0
| N
| 2023
| Two [[Syria|Syrian]] brothers living in [[Germany]] made bombs with plans to blow themselves up in a [[Swedish]] church to take revenge for a [[Quran|Quran-burning]], but were v& before anything could be done because they bought all their bomb-making ingredients over [[eBay]].
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Unknown
| 0
| N
| 2023
| [[13 year old boy|15-year-old boy]] tried to shoot up a religious school with his daddys guns but the school locks and the boy got arrested.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Seann Pietila
| 0
| N
| 2023
| 19-year-old retard got baited by feds into posting threats to shoot up a synagogue in Michigan and was v&.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Sahal J.
| 0
| N
| 2023
| Quarrel between gangsters resulting in an epic nigga moment as everyone drew guns and 23-year-old Sahal began firing randomly, before running away.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 0
| N
| 2023
| The predecessor gangster of the dutch disco shooter tried to commit a massacre in the nearest shopping center in Marbella with a UZI. The shooter escaped.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Nathan [[Nikolas Cruz|Cruz]]
| 0
| N
| 2023
| 17-year-old cousin of [[Salvador Ramos]] threatened to shoot up a school and got v&.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| N
| 2023
| A moroccan ploted a terrorist church attack. Got V& for idiot.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Roblox#Notable_People|Mikhail Olson]]
| 0
| N
| 2023
| Rococks dev known as '''Simbuilder''' that got RDC 2023 cancelled for showing up uninvited with a gun in his car, Possibly trying to become the Roblox [[William Atchison|Couch Cuck]]. Got v& almost immediately for being retarded then was permabanned from [[Roblox|his only source of income]].
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Michael Pengchung Lee
| 0
| N
| 2023
| Chink incel [[Elliot Rodger]] wannabe plotted a shooting on the University of Arizona, and tried to kill "Chads and Stacys". Failed and the pigs catched him.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Diego Barajas Medina
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| 20-year-old spic who planned a mass shooting at an amusement park in Colorado but changed his plan and an hero'd in a women's bathroom. His last message was "I'm not a killer, I just wanted to get in the cave".
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Anonymous Turkroach
| 0
| N
| 2023
| A stressed man who wanted to take custody of his daughter away from him ends up taking her hostage at an airport before being V& for being a massive retard.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Elizabeth West
| 0
| N
| 2024
| 56-year-old tranny nazi wanted to kill niggers, jews and transphobes, caught with an arsenal of guns and ammo.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Bezhani Sarvar
| 0
| N
| 2024
| 28-year-old islamist from Afghanistan shot up Edmonton city hall, hitting absolutely nobody before giving up and being arrested.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| S.T.
| 0
| N
| 2024
| 17 year old kid who made a bomb plot in his school. Failed and the pigs catched his plans.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Evita_Kolmonen|Evita Kolmonen]]
| 0
| N
| 2024
| 23-year-old columbiner wanted to shoot up a school because of climate change or something, but couldn't help herself and started [[Retard|yapping about her plans on the internet]], leading to her getting caught.
|}}}

=== King of all losers ===

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! RANK
!
! LOSER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! MISSED SHOTS
! RAGE QUIT
! YEAR
! COMMENTS
|- style="background:#cc99cc"
|  9,999,999,999
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]
| [[William Atchison]]
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2017
| Our own ED admin [[User:AlGore|AlGore]] spent literal years obsessing over this very page, updating it every time someone so much as shot a stray cat and participating in an act of worship for school shooters like an edgy teenager, only to have his own shooting spree stopped by a sofa.
|- style="background:#cc99cc"
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|}

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== See Also ==
*[[An Hero]]
*[[Crime]]
*[[Hitler Unit]]
*[[Mass Murder]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[Murder]]
*[[School Shooting]]
*[[Serial Killers]]

{{High Scores}}
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[[Category:Crime]]

Drake

2024-06-21T22:45:59Z

Coelacanth:

Drake

2024-06-21T22:43:08Z

Coelacanth:

Drake

2024-06-21T22:41:50Z

Coelacanth: Created page with "{{wip}} {{pedo}} {{SickFuck}} '''Aubrey Drake Graham'''{{jew}} is a {{age|1986|24|10}} year old "rapper" from the hellscape known as Toronto, Canædia. He is also known by his fans as '''The 6 God'''. However you might know him as "That faggot from Degrassi who thinks he's a thug because he can "rap" and is also part black." Drake is also often the target of "Drake the kind of nigga" memes. Such as "Drake the type of nigga to get offended over an Encyclo..."

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'''Aubrey Drake Graham'''{{jew}} is a {{age|1986|24|10}} year old "rapper" from the hellscape known as [[Toronto]], Canædia. He is also known by his [[Retards|fans]] as '''The 6 God'''. However you might know him as "That faggot from Degrassi who thinks he's a thug because he can "rap" and is also part black." Drake is also often the target of "Drake the kind of nigga" memes. Such as "Drake the type of nigga to get offended over an Encyclopedia Dramatica article made about him".

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Louisiana

2024-06-21T01:19:38Z

Coelacanth: /* See Also */

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[[Image:Gatorleaflet.jpg|left|thumb|Gators are the main transportation vehicle.]]
A state located in the southern half of the [[US]], Louisiana was once considered to be a mighty civilization populated by [[Atlantis|Atlantean]] residents. After being discovered in 1994, Louisiana was inducted as a formal US state, making Louisiana the 51st state of America (after [[Puerto Rico]] and [[Sweden]]).
[[Image:BayouBillyImage2.JPG|thumb|Louisiana circa [[1980s]].]]
==History==
[[Image:Lousianaresident.jpg|thumb|A ''typical'' Louisiana resident]]
Louisiana was founded by the late president Jean-Louis Rapeyourmamma. Early Louisiana was a marine-based civilization that flourished below water until on [[9/11]] an [[oil]] spill forced the colonies to be constructed on the surrounding tropical swampland. For transportation the Louisianans rode alligators, and for food they were supplied Ramen noodles by [[France]]. To this day, half of Louisiana residents speak [[French]], eat [https://gardenandgun.com/recipe/how-to-make-yakamein/ nigger ramen], and mate with alligators named Thibodeaux to sustain their species.
The State first came about as dickweed Frenchmen (Frogs) were exiled to the region by the English who could no longer stand the smell of the snails and catfish they were forced to eat. They soon realized that they would have to survive on their own. In the beginning, after realizing there were not enough snails to eat, they began to eat things most humans would not such as crawfish, putrid soups made from boiling socks, and feces (roux) known as "Gumbo". They had nothing else to mate with (besides the gators) so in turn began to interbreed with their sisters. Only 4 males were exiled for their crimes of snail eating; Jacques Fontenot, Jacques Guillory, Jacques Guidry, and Jacques Fusilier. Everyone in the state now has only these four last names. The inbreeding can be seen as you drive through the majestic trailer park dotted countryside, and witness the "Cajuns" in their favorite pastimes of accordion playing and ass play. A recent attempt by congress to return Louisiana to France was passed by an overwhelming vote, but backfired when the French president told the USA "Fuck off, I don't want those bastards back!"

Today the state is credited with the invention of High [[niggers|Niggerdom]] and [[jazz]]. Uncle Ben is the current state governor and oversees the exportation of West Nile [[Virus]] to the adjacent states. Cajun women much like the gerbil have front teeth that continue to constantly grow and so they have to always gnaw and chew on something HARD!

Louisiana is also home to the vibrant [[New Orleans]]. Or at least it was, until [[Katrina]]. Where have all the [[crackwhore]]s and [[food]] gone? Oh well, it seems that [[George Bush doesn't care about black people]].

Tourist attractions in Louisiana include pine trees, nutria, and people with more than one tooth but [[less than three]] in their mouths. Due to massive amounts of inbreeding done in this penal colony over the centuries it is recommended by the U.S. State Department not to go there to visit.
[[Image:CrayfishHouse.jpg|thumb|If you see this, it's dinner!]]

[[Last Thursday]], Louisiana citizens finally got tired of electing the same [[W|dumbfucks]] over and over, who liked to raise taxes on fucking everything and then keep all the money for themselves and give each other [[Lemonparty|handjobs]] while the common folk continued to wallow in their own [[2girls1cup|shit]] and [[surprise sex]] their cousins and siblings. They therefore decided to elect as their proud new governor Piyush "Bobby" Jindal, an [[loli|underage]] [[India|Indian]] boy (wut), who's promised to bring jobs to Louisiana and repair its [[lulzy]] national image. Too bad Jindal doesn't actually give a fuck about the state and is just using it as a stepping stone to become [[Mitt Romney|Romney's]] vice president. That way he can take over the country when [[mormon|Romney]] ascends to godhood to rule over his planet of [[jailbait|underage girls]].

Recently, the cars had armed themselves against idiots. Now they can [https://web.archive.org/web/20040311224154/http://www.law.wustl.edu/journal/55/109.pdf '''kill'''] them. Willy On Wheels and Grawp commented that the cars are armed with copies of his massive ass and shrunken dick. On the 24th of July [[2015]], an old white autist attempted to duplicate [[James Holmes]]' deadly rampage. Sadly, our [[an hero]] managed to only take out 2 pathetic fleshbags with him. The result was the [[Grand 16 Shooting]].

==State Facts==
''Abbreviation'' - LA (not [[Los Angeles]])

''Capital'' - Baton Rouge (translates to "[[Goose Cock|Red Stick]]", lol)

''State Nickname'' - Pelican State

''Motto'' - "Union, justice, and [[hillbilly|coonasses]]"

''Songs'' - "You Are My Cousin, No Really"

''Flower'' - [[Your mom]]

''Tree'' - [[penis|Bald Cypress]]

''Faggot'' - [[Brotney Spears]]

''Agriculture'' - Seafood, cotton, sugarcane, dairy products, rice

''Industry'' - Transportation, Chemical products, petroleum and coal products, natural gas, murder and then dumping the bodies in the bayou, paper products, tourism, federal aid, Jerry Lee Lewis, slave trade, brother/sister/1st cousin marrying

"State Theme Park" - Once Six Flags New Orleans, now SeaWorld New Orleans

<center><big>'''Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal State of the Union Response Practice'''</big></center> 
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<center><big>'''A Cajun Wedding Story - Only in Louisiana!'''</big></center> 
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{{quote|~I don't like dog. I don't like swimming, I just like
chasing, them big butt women. We're gonna do that butt thang...
Kinda like that nookie thang. We're gonna do that butt thang.
And we gonna make the butt swing....~|disneydeb '}}

==Gallery==
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==See Also==
* [[Britney Spears]]
* [[David Vitter]]
* [[Deepwater Horizon]]
* [[New Orleans]]
* [[Katrina]]
* [[White Trash]]
* [[Quebec]] - What Louisiana thinks it is
* [[Grand 16 Shooting]]

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Twenty one pilots

2024-06-20T18:59:52Z

Coelacanth: /* Albums */

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{{spoiler|tyler is clancy, nico is blurryface, and [[Shit nobody cares about|joshler]] is real}}
{{achtung|HOLY SHIT THEY ARE MAKING US SOLVE MORE ARGS OMGOMG}}

[[twenty one pilots]], '''tøp''', or '''21 Pilots''' if you're too lazy to type out their full name, is a laughably retarded christian [[Bullshit|screamo ukelele rap]] indie band from the shithole of Columbus, [[Ohio|Ohio]], made popular by the retards over on [[Tumblr]]. Most twenty one pilots fans are usually [[white]] [[emo|emo]] bitches or [[13-year-old|14 year old]] pussies with no friends who spend most of their time cutting themselves in their room alone. Releasing their first album all the way back in 2009, Twenty one pilots were originally a niche local band up until the mid 2010s when they released their album Blurryface, With the song Stressed Out blowing the fuck up and being discovered by [[Normie|normies]] everywhere, The success of Stressed Out lead to them making a song for the [[Suicide Squad]] soundtrack, which to nobody's surprise was complete fucking dogshit. Stressed Out became so popular that the [[Pedo|pedo]][[jews]] in Hollywood [[Facepalm|gave them a fucking grammy for it]]. Given that the overwhelming majority of TOP fans are [[White devil|white pussies]], it is exceptionally rare to see a [[nigger]] at a twenty one pilots concert, and if you are a nigger that managed to sneak into one of their concerts, Tyler and Josh will come down off stage and [[NO NIGGERS|beat you with their bare hands]], inciting a race riot in whatever city they were performing in that night, Which is actually every [[KKK member|Ohioan]]'s instinctive response to seeing a nigger within their immediate presence.

[[File:topgrammysunderwear.png|thumb|These faggots actually accepted their Grammy award in their underwear, Showing their micrococks off to the world.]]

[[Retards|Some people]] Falsely believe that the two members of twenty one pilots are brothers, probably because of the lyrics from Stressed Out and the fact that Josh is the only other person prominently featured in the music video. They are also known for dressing up like [[Columbine|edgy high schoolers]] despite being well into their [[Dying Alone|mid thirties]].

[[File:tyler sieg heil.jpg|thumb|Tyler paying homage to his Ohioan heritage. TOP x [[Pantera]] collab when?]]

== Band Members ==

'''Tyler Joseph''' - the (horrible) lead singer of the band. Most Twenty one pilots songs consist of Tyler whining and rapping like a pussy over a shitty instrumental.

'''Josh [[DUN DUN|Dun]]''' - The current drummer of this shitty excuse of a band who is also married to a [[Wikipedia: Debby Ryan|washed up Disney Channel actress]]. Josh has tattoos that look like something someone would draw after going to [[Mexico|Mexico]] and tripping on [[Jenkem|ayahuasca]] in the jungle.
=== Former Members ===

'''Nick Thomas''' - Former bass player that also quit the band after the release of their self-titled debut album, Leaving TOP as a two-person band for the rest of its history.

'''Chris Salih''' - The original drummer who [[Smart|quit the band in 2011 after the release of their first album]].

Tyler and Josh are the only two band members that actually matter, nobody gives a fuck about Nick and Chris.

== Albums ==
'''No Phun Intended''' - Tyler's solo album made when he was [[Underage b&|17]]. Unsuprisingly it sounds like complete shit.

'''Twenty One Pilots''' - Their debut album, released all the way back in 2009, before most twenty one pilots fans were even born. This album has a shitload of vocoder but not as much as their next album, Regional at Best, does.

'''Regional at Best''' - Their 2nd album released in 2011, it sounds like shit because Tyler was a fucking retard and used a fuckton of [[T-Pain|vocoder]] on so many of its songs to the point where he sounded like a fucking robot, causing Tyler to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|re-record half the songs on RAB]] and re-release them as Vessel. It's not on any streaming services so listening to it is about as hard as finding a girlfriend is for [[Virgin|the average twenty one pilots fan]] but you can download it on [[reddit]] if you want to subject yourself to this abortion of an album.

'''Vessel''' - Their "debut" album on their current label [[Jews|Fueled by Ramen]] AKA Warner. The album cover is [[Lemonparty|two old men]] who are Tyler and Josh's grandfathers who are now both dead, Probably from the immense disappointment of having Tyler and Josh as their grandsons. This album is decent by top standards since they stopped using the retarded [[Kanye West|vocoder]] effect that was present on their last two albums, But it's still shit by [[Fat Larry's Band|actual music]] standards.

'''Blurryface''' - The album that is [[Some Argue|(supposedly)]] the start of the '''DEMA'''{{nazi}} storyline. This album is the most well known amongst normies and hipsters alike. Blurryface started the stereotype that twenty one pilots just mash together any genre and hope it works out.

'''Trench''' - The album which started the '''DEMA'''{{nazi}} storyline that is present through their next few albums. '''DEMA'''{{nazi}} is a metaphorical city ran by the Bishops who practice a [[Redunant|cult like religion]] known as [[Jim Jones|vialism]] which [[Heaven's Gate|glorifies suicide and causes citizens to kill themselves]] and Trench is the name of the fictional continent where the '''DEMA'''{{nazi}} storyline takes place penis. The music video for the song "Chlorine" features a weird alien [[Nigger|creature]] named [[Ned Flanders|Ned]].

'''Scaled and Icy''' - Short for [[Facepalm|"Scaled back and Isolated"]], this album is [[GRIDS]] in music form and HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITDICKS IT WAS ACTUALLY '''DEMA'''{{nazi}} [[Shit nobody cares about|PROPAGANDA]] THIS WHOLE TIME WHICH IS WHY THEY MADE THIS ALBUM SOUND LIKE [[Lil B|MUSICAL NIGGER AIDS!!111]]

[[The Simpsons|'''Clancy''']] - Their latest album that is just shitty mainstream trash targeted to moneyfags who are willing to spend all night online to catch the epic super extreme numbered limited edition of the vinyl. Songs mostly consolidate of Tyler whining about his depression when in reality, nobody could give less of a fuck. It's also supposed to be the end of the whiny dragged on whack-a-mole scavenger hunt of a storyline, but it wasn't because Tyler <s>[[Too lazy|forgot]] to finish the Paladin Strait music video</s> [[DISREGARD THAT]] THEY'RE MAKING US SOLVE ANOTHER ARG TO FIND IT.

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{{dying alone}}

High Score

2024-06-18T21:30:52Z

Coelacanth: /* Absolute Fucking Failures */

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{{morphquote|highscorequotes||font-weight; bold
|The hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you.|[[TJ Lane]]
|You thought it was one pathetic boy's life you were extinguishing. Thanks to you, I die like Jesus Christ, to inspire generations of the weak and the defenceless people.|[[Cho Seung Hui]]
|God told me to eat Leung's colon.|[[Lam Kor Wan]]
|Remember lads, subscribe to PewDiePie.|[[Brenton Tarrant]]
|This is payback day!|[[George Hennard]]
|There will be a day when one Jew will take revenge on the Arabs.|[[Baruch Goldstein]]
|On the gun [license] application form I stated: “hunting deer”. It would have been tempting to just write the truth; “executing category A and B cultural Marxists/multiculturalist traitors” just to see their reaction:P|[[Anders Behring Breivik]]
|I understand what they felt... [[Epic Win|I have no sympathy for them.]]|[[Timothy McVeigh]]
|Screw your optics, I'm going in.|[[Robert Bowers]]
|Meme magic is real. May the LORD Christ be with you all.|[[John Earnest]]
|I'm still waiting for a mass shooter who eschews 9mm pistols and instead buys an AK-47 pistol, 30 30-round magazines, and 1000 hollow points.|[[Adam Lanza]]
|You will die next.|[[Mr. Saari]]
|Today is the day. The day that it all begins. The day of my massacre shall begin. All the kids in school will run and fear and hide. From the wrath of my power they will know who I am. I am nothing. I am no one. My life is nothing and meaningless. Everything that I hold dear I let go beyond your half. Every day I see the world ending another day. I live a lone life, live in seclusion and solitude. I hate everyone and everything. With the power of my AR you will all know who I am.|[[Nikolas Cruz]]
|If you're going to do something, do it well.|[[Charles Manson]]
|I feel Manson was possessed by demons and I think I was possessed by the same spirit that Charles Manson was possessed by. The psychiatrists called it shared madness. That is, we were all in one devil and we did what the devil said do. I am not blaming what I did on him, or evil spirits. I yielded myself to it, so I take the blame.|[[Charles Manson#The Manson Family|Tex Watson]]
|About 26.5 hours from now the judgement will begin. Difficult but not impossible, necessary, nervewracking & fun. What fun is life without a little death? It's interesting, when i'm in my human form, knowing i'm going to die. Everything has a touch of triviality to it.|[[Dylan Klebold]]
|Everyone is always making fun of me because of how I look, and how fucking weak I am and shit. Well, I will get you all back, ultimate fucking revenge here. You people should have showed me more respect, treated me better, asked for my knowledge or guidance more, treated me more like a senior, and maybe I wouldn't have been as ready to tear your fucking heads off.|[[Eric Harris]]
|[[ALL CAPS|EVERYONE DIES, MOTHERFUCKERS]].|[[Devin Patrick Kelley]]
|YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FEMINIST'S, AND I HATE FEMINIST'S!|[[Marc Lepine]]
}}

Behold, the most treasured and infamous of all rankings in human civilization. From depressed loners to religious extremists, below are the names of the individuals who have achieved the most kills in modern history. They are proof of how depraved and batshit crazy humanity can become, and they will forever be etched into the annals of bad memories. Oh, and for fuck's sake, [[DO IT FAGGOT|don't try to get yourself on this list]], [[William Atchison|retard]].

== [[Doom|FPS]] ==
=== Single Player ===
The VIP club of the [[Mass Shooting|21st century gold standard of murder]]. These 50 persons hold the highest number of kills by a single gunman. Every year, a new inductee vies for a place in the club and must oust one member. This constant struggle for membership guarantees a virtuous cycle of [[lulz]] that appears to have no end in sight.

''Please note that as of now, the club is comprised entirely of men, so if there's one glass ceiling that [[feminists]] should strive to break, it's this one.''



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{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! AGE
! EFFICIENCY8
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score platinum medal.png|15px]]
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Anders Behring Breivik]]6
| 69 (67 by Breivik)4
| 110 (33 by Breivik)
| N
| 2011
| 32
| 69.7%
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score gold medal.png|15px]]
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Stephen Craig Paddock]]
| 60
| 867 (411 by Paddock)
| Y
| 2017
| 64
| [[Fail|12.7%]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score silver medal.png|15px]]
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| [[Woo Bum-kon]]6
| 56
| 35
| Y
| 1982
| 27
| 61.5%
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count [[File:Ed high score bronze medal.png|15px]]
| [[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|link{{=}}New Zealand]]
| [[Brenton Harrison Tarrant]]
| 51
| 49 (40 by Tarrant)
| N
| 2019
| 28
| 56.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Omar Mir Seddique Mateen]]
| 49
| 58
| N1
| 2016
| 29
| 45.8%
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag Turkey.png|23px|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Abdulkadir Masharipov]]
| 39
| 79
| N
| 2017
| 28
| 33.1%
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Tunisia miniflag.png|link{{=}}Tunisia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2015 Sousse attacks|Seifeddine Rezgui Yacoubi]]
| 38
| 39
| N1
| 2015
| 22
| 49.4%
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]
| [[William Unek]]
| 36
| 30+
| N1
| 1957
| 27
| ≤54.5%
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| [[Panya Khamrab]]
| 36
| 10
| Y
| 2022
| 34
| 78.2%
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Martin John Bryant]]
| 35
| 24 (23 by Bryant)
| N
| 1996
| 28
| 60.3%
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mikenskaya shooting|Ahmed Ibragimov]]
| 35
| 20+
| N2
| 1999
| 43
| ≤63.6%
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Cho Seung-Hui]]
| 32
| 25 (17 by Cho)
| Y
| 2007
| 23
| 65.3%
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Mutsuo Toi]]
| 30
| 3
| Y
| 1938
| 21
| [[Win|90.9%]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Baruch Kopel Goldstein]]
| 29
| 125
| N2
| 1994
| 37
| [[Fail|18.8%]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| [[Jakrapanth Thomma]]
| 29
| 58
| N1
| 2020
| 31
| 33.3%
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| [[Campo Elías Delgado Morales]]
| 29
| 12
| N1
| 1986
| 52
| 70.7%
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tian Mingjian incident|Tian Mingjian]]
| 28
| 47
| N1
| 1994
| 31
| 37.3%
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Adam Peter Lanza]]
| 27
| 2
| Y
| 2012
| 20
| [[Win|93.1%]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Devin Patrick Kelley]]
| 263
| 20
| Y
| 2017
| 26
| 56.5%
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kampala wedding massacre|Richard Komakech]]
| 26
| 13
| N2
| 1994
| ?
| 66.7%
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[George Pierre Hennard]]
| 23
| 27
| Y
| 1991
| 35
| 46.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Patrick Wood Crusius]]
| 23
| 23
| N
| 2019
| 21
| 50.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSudan.png|23px|link{{=}}Sudan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2000 Jarafa mosque massacre|Abbas al-Baqir Abbas]]
| 22-27
| 31
| N1
| 2000
| 33
| 41.5%-46.6%
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Gabriel Wortman]]
| 22
| 3
| N1
| 2020
| 51
| 88.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagYemen.png|24px|link{{=}}Yemen]]
| Unknown
| 22
| ?
| N1
| 1994
| ?
| ≤100.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[James Oliver Huberty]]
| 213
| 19
| N1
| 1984
| 41
| 52.5%
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Salvador Rolando Ramos]]
| 21
| 18
| N2
| 2022
| 18
| 53.8%
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Unknown
| 21
| ?
| Y
| 1983
| ?
| ≤100.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Vladislav Igorevich Roslyakov]]6
| 20
| 70
| Y
| 2018
| 18
| 23.1%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Artyom Kazantsev]]
| 18
| 23
| Y
| 2022
| 34
| 43.9%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:Giuseppe Marco Fieschi|Giuseppe Marco Fieschi]]
| 18
| 22
| N
| [[Oldfag|1835]]
| 44
| 45.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robert Russell Card II]]
| 18
| 13
| Y
| 2023
| 40
| 58.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Charles Joseph Whitman]]
| 173
| 31 (29 by Whitman)
| N1
| 1966
| 25
| 37.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Prague shootings|David Kozák]]
| 177
| 25
| Y
| 2023
| 24
| 40.4%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Nikolas Jacob Cruz]]
| 175
| 17
| N
| 2018
| 19
| 50.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagScotland.gif|23px|link{{=}}Scotland]]
| [[Thomas Watt Hamilton]]
| 17
| 15
| Y
| 1996
| 43
| 53.1%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Grachev murder case|Grigory Timofeevich Grachev]]
| 17
| 3
| N
| 1925
| ?
| 85.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| Sun Fuji
| 17 (16 by Fuji)4
| 1
| N
| 1979
| ?
| [[Epic Win|100.0%]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Michael Robert Ryan]]
| 16
| 15
| Y
| 1987
| 27
| 51.6%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:1996 Timika shooting|Sanurip]]
| 16
| 11
| N
| 1996
| 36
| 59.3%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robert Bales]]
| 16
| 6
| N
| 2012
| 38
| 72.7%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ronald Gene Simmons|Ronald Gene Simmons]]
| 16
| 4
| N
| 1987
| 47
| 80.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Robert Steinhäuser]]
| 16
| 1
| Y
| 2002
| 19
| [[Win|94.1%]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Tim Kretschmer]]
| 15
| 9
| Y
| 2009
| 17
| 62.5%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| Abd el Maleck
| 15
| 9
| N
| 1945
| ?
| 62.5%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Éric Borel]]
| 15
| 4
| Y
| 1995
| 16
| 78.9%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Arkankergen massacre|Vladislav Chelakh]]
| 15
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2012
| 19
| [[Epic Win|100.0%]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| Mohammad Zaman
| 15-16
| ?
| Y
| 2009
| 30
| ≤100.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:Meet al-Attar shooting|Omar Abdul Razeq Abdullah Rifai]]
| 15
| ?
| N1
| 2013
| 28
| ≤100.0%
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Nidal Malik Hasan]]
| 143
| 33 (32 by Hasan)
| N
| 2009
| 39
| 30.4%
|}}}

{| width=46% cellpadding=15 cellspacing=0
| width=50% style="text-align:left" |
1. Killed by cops

2. Killed by civilian

3. [[Abortion|Spawn kill]] bonus

4. At least one of the commies Breivik and Fuji were targeting [[Epic Win|happened to die]] [[Lulz|attempting to escape]]. For Fuji, it's 1. For Breivik, it's 2.

5. 2 survivors an hero'd a year after his High Score attempt (their deaths don't go towards the tally though).

6. Used explosives in their High Score attempts. However, Breivik and Woo managed to score some extra frags (Breivik's Bomberman score is below, while Woo became an hero [[Lulz|with his hostages via grenade]]), whereas Roslyakov [[Fail|only saddled them with extra medical bills]].

7. 14 in the University, 2 in the Klánovice Forest 6 days earlier and his father. 

8. Efficiency Rank (Direct kills by player+Indirect kills)/(Injuries by player+Direct kills by player) 
|}
</center>

=== Co-Op Mode ===
Teamwork, fuck yeah! These death squads send a positive message that collaboration, communication, and cooperation are key components in any group-oriented mission.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYERS
! KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
|- style{{=}}"background:#47f707"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|25px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Beslan school siege|Team Riyad-us Saliheen]]
| 385+
| 783
| N3
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#47f707"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Re'im music festival massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 364
| ?
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#47f707"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:2017 Sinai mosque attack|Team IS]]
| 311
| 122+
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#47f707"
| _row_count
| [[Image:rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Team Hutu
| 300
| ?
| N
| 1991
|- style{{=}}"background:#47f707"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Wikipedia:2011 San Fernando massacre|Team Los Zetas]]
| 193
| 0
| N
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Indiaminiflag.gif|25px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:2008 Mumbai attacks|Team Lashkar-e-Taiba]]
| 175
| 600+
| N4
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Crocus City Hall attack|Team IS]]
| 145
| 551
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Be'eri massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 135
| ?
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Paris Mass Shooting|Team IS]]
| 130
| 368
| Y
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Nahal Oz massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 73
| ?
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:NKorea Flag.jpg|22px|link{{=}}North Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sunchon tunnel massacre|Team KPA]]
| 68
| 21
| N
| 1950
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| [[Wikipedia:Westgate shopping mall attack|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 67
| 175
| N1
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Wikipedia:2011 Monterrey casino attack|Team Los Zetas]]
| 52
| 10
| N
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kfar Aza massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 52
| ?
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mpondwe school massacre|Team ADF]]
| 42
| 8
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Zhaodong Massacre|Jiang Liming, Feng Wanhai]]
| 32
| 16
| Y, N1
| 1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Murtaza Hafiz Yasin, Ashraf Ali Mohammad Farooq
| 31
| 80+
| N1, N1
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Team IS
| 28
| 22
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| [[Wikipedia:Brabant killers|Team Brabant]]
| 28
| 22
| N
| [[Epic Win|1981-1985]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kupiansk civilian convoy shelling|Russian Army]]
| 26
| 3
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Nir Oz massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 25
| ?
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Tunisia miniflag.png|link{{=}}Tunisia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bardo National Museum attack|Disputed between Team IS and Al-Qaeda]]
| 22
| 42
| N1, N1
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| [[WIkipedia:Bacha Khan University attack|Team Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan]]
| 22+
| 12+
| N, N, N, N
| 1981
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Wang Mingfang, Wang Mingchao
| 21
| 5
| N, N
| 1981
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]
| [[Wikipedia:Titanic_Express_massacre|Team FNL]]
| 21
| [[Epic Win| 0]]
| N
| 2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Netiv HaAsara attack|Team Hamas]]
| 20+
| ?
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Unknown
| 18
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Unknown
| 17
| 14
| N
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Muslim|John Allen Muhammad]], Lee Boyd Malvo
| 17
| 10
| N2, N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[LOLympic_Games#Past_Olympic_Lulz|Team Black September]]
| 15
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1972
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[San Bernardino Shooting|Syed Farook, Tashfeen Malik]]
| 14
| 17
| N1, N1
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Team Barrio Azteca
| 14
| 8
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Jean-Pierre Lardanchet, André Friedli
| 14
| 0
| Y, Y
| 1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kissufim massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 14
| 0
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Columbine|Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]
| 13
| 24 (21 by the team)
| Y, Y
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Victor Korshunov, Yuri Surovtsev
| 13
| 11
| N, N
| 1968
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Holit massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 13
| ?
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Bonnie & Clyde
| 13
| 1
| N1, N1
| [[Epic Win|1932-1934]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Charlie Hebdo|Said Kouachi, Cherif Kouachi]] (Team IS)
| 12
| 11
| N1, N1
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Khalid al-Islambuli, Muhammad Abd al-Salam Faraj
| 11
| 28
| N,N
| 1981
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Kumatarō Kido, Yagorō Tani
| 11
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y, Y
| [[Oldfag|1893]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles Starkweather, Caril Ann Fugate
| 11
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, N
| [[Epic Win|1957-1958]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMacedonia.png|23px|link{{=}}Macedonia]]
| Team Karpalak
| 10
| 2
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Team Marseille
| 10
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Antonio_and_Emilio_Izquierdo|Antonio Izquierdo, Emilio Izquierdo]]
| 9
| 12
| Y12, N
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Almaz Shageev, Mikhail Sukhorukov
| 9
| 2
| Y, N11
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Johnathan Doody, Allesandro Garcia
| 9
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, N
| 1991
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Marcos Taverna, Marcos Proceke
| 9
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, N
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Emival Menezes Lima, Carlos Roberto Ximenes
| 9
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N, N
| 1984
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[London Bridge Attack 2017|Khuram Shazad Butt, Rachid Redouane, Youssef Zaghba]]
| 8
| 48
| N1, N1, N1
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArmenia.png|link{{=}}Armenia]]
| Team Yerevan
| 8
| 30
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Dale Hausner, Samuel Dietman
| 8
| 19
| Y12, N
| [[Epic Win|2005-2006]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Walter Jones, William Jones
| 8
| 14
| N, N
| 1913
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCameroon.png|link{{=}}Cameroon]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kumba school massacre|Unknown 11 attackers]]
| 8
| 13
| N·11
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro, Luiz Henrique de Castro]]
| 8
| 11
| Y, N11
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Fountain Valley massacre|Team Fountain Valley]]
| 8
| 8
| N
| 1972
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMacedonia.png|23px|link{{=}}Macedonia]]
| Team Vejce
| 8
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagNamibia.png|link{{=}}Namibia]]
| Sylvester & Gavin Beukes
| 8
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N,N
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Alexandre Gaferiza, Joseph Furaha
| 7
| 4
| N,N
| 1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Team Castel Volturno
| 7
| 1
| N
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Van Hiep V.,Trong D.C.
| 7
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N,N
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| John Michael Legg, Frederic Rogers
| 7
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N,N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Team Sofitel
| 7
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Ezequias Souza Ribeiro, Edgar Ricardo de Oliveira
| 7
| 0
| N1, N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Omar & Yousef Rub
| 6
| 34
| N1, N1
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Unknown
| 6
| 19
| N
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHungary.png|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| Árpád & István Kiss, Zsolt Pető
| 6
| 5
| N,N,N
| [[Epic Win|2008-2009]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Dmitry Belkov, Andrey Bogdashin
| 6
| 3
| N,N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Denis Smyshlyaev, Yevgeny Samoilov
| 6
| 1
| N,N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Giovanni Strangio, Giuseppe Nirta
| 6
| 0
| N,N
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#78f20c"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Noah David Beard, Angel Uriarte
| 6
| 0
| N,N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Nazi|American Nazi Party]], [[KKK]]
| 5
| 12+
| N,N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| [[Wikipedia:Obafemi Awolowo University massacre|Team Black Axe]]
| 5
| 11
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Mitchell Johnson, Andrew Golden
| 5
| 10
| N,N
| 1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Team Pescopagano
| 5
| 7
| N
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| David Anderson, Francine Graham (Team [[Nigger|Black]] [[Jew|Hebrew]] [[Israel]]ite)
| 5
| 3
| N1, N1
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMacedonia.png|23px|link{{=}}Macedonia]]
| Team Smilkovci
| 5
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Unknown
| 5
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N,N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| David & Charles Protter
| 4
| 51
| N,N
| 1975
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[1-14 Jakarta Attacks|Team IS]]
| 4
| 24
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Aleksandr Zhidkov, Michael Veretel'nik
| 4
| 14
| N2, N2
| 1975
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kent State Shootings|Ohio National Guard]]
| 4
| 9
| N
| 1970
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Khalid al-Mahmara, Muhammad Mahmara
| 4
| 7
| N,N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Badsha Mahommed Gool, Mullah Abdullah
| 4
| 7
| N,N
| 1915
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jack Twinning, Bobby Davis
| 4
| 1
| Y, Y12
| 1970
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Josef Kott, Michael Kutílek
| 4
| 1
| N,N
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergey Khrushch, Konstantin Krylov
| 4
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N,N
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#bfff1f"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ein HaShlosha massacre|Team Hamas]]
| 4
| ?
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Team Hialeah
| 3
| 20
| N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Stanisław Ławrynowicz, Janusz Obrąpalski
| 3
| 10
| Y,Y
| 1925
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 7
| N, N
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Hans-Jürgen Rösner, Dieter Degowski
| 3
| 4
| N, N
| 1988
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Nathaniel Train, Gareth Train, Stacey Train
| 3
| 2
| N1, N1, N1
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Kam McLeod, Bryer Schmegelsky
| 3
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y, Y
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jerad and Amanda Miller]]
| 3
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N1, Y
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Team Braybrook
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1966
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Robert Mone, Thomas McCulloch
| 35
| 0
| N,N
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Fullerton Triple Homicide|Team Furfag]]
| 3
| 0
| N, N8
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#ddfa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lavelle Davis, Jimmy Mays
| 3
| 0
| N,N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Jews|Paul Helfeld, Jacob Lepidus]]
| 2
| 21
| Y, Y
| 1909
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.gif|23px|link{{=}}Austria]]
| [https://regiowiki.at/wiki/Amok_in_Josefsberg Two unknown soldiers]
| 2
| 21
| N, N
| 1948
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.gif|23px|link{{=}}Austria]]
| Marwan Hasan, Hesham Mohammed Rajeh
| 2
| 18
| N,N
| 1981
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Team Gothenburg
| 2
| 15
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Ayman & Ibrahim Ighbariah
| 2
| 12
| N1, N1
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| William Matix, Michael Platt
| 2
| 5
| N1, N1
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Steven Carrillo, Robert Justus
| 2
| 3
| N, N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Milosz Olak, Ronnie Casim Delen
| 2
| 2
| N,N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:Linwood bank robbery|Team Linwood]]
| 2
| 1
| N
| 1969
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Team Central Arkansas
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Lyle and Erik Menendez|Team Menendez]]
| 2
| 0
| N, N
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Benjamin Matthew Williams, James Tyler Williams
| 2
| 0
| N, N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Yuri Dovgan, Alexander Kochetkov
| 2
| 0
| N, N10
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9fa02"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Marco Ahonen, Juha Mikael Heinonen
| 2
| 0
| N,N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Larry Phillips Jr, Emil Mătăsăreanu
| 1
| 21
| Y, N
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Terry Brown, Devondre Phillips.
| 1
| 14
| N, N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Columbus Jones Jr, Braylon Rogers
| 1
| 11
| N
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergey Taboritsky, Pyotr Shabelsky-Bork
| 1
| 9
| N
| 1922
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Team Norco
| 1
| 9
| N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Michael Sanon, James Echols
| 1
| 8
| N, N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Devon_Erickson_and_Alec_McKinney|Devon Erickson, Alec (Maya) McKinney]]
| 1
| 8
| N, N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Alan Pilon, Robert Mason, Jason McVean
| 1
| 4
| Y, Y, Y
| 1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Adel Ankush, Bra'a Salah, Asama Ahmed
| 1
| 4
| N1, N1, N1
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Team Bangalore
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Arturo Santato, Egidio Santato
| 1
| 3
| N, N
| 1956
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniFlagMalta.gif|link{{=}}Malta]]
| Francesco Fenech, Lorin Scicluna
| 1
| 3
| N, N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jason Harless, Jason McCoy
| 1
| 3
| N,N
| 1988
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag Belgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| [[Clown Tobi|Kevin Lapeire, Dietwin Hægeman]]
| 1
| 36
| N, N7
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Team Regency
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa9702"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Istanbul church shooting|Team IS]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Tadgh O'Sullivan, Diarmuid O'Sullivan
| 1
| 0
| Y, Y
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Nazis|The Order]]
| 1
| 0
| N9
| 1984
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Anthony Rutherford, Jonathan Moore, Joseph Burris
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Wikipedia:NOKAS robbery|Team NOKAS]]
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#fa0202"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Akash Yadav, Vikas Yadav
| 1
| 0
| N, N
| 2007
|}}}

{| width=46% cellpadding=15 cellspacing=0
| width=50% style="text-align:left" |
1. Killed by police.

2. [[Pwnt|Executed]].

3. "From 34 attackers, 32 of which entered, 31 died.'''{{wikilink|Beslan_school_siege|}}'''" One was lynched by [[NORP|civilians]].

4. All but one of the 10 attackers were killed by police. The other one was captured and then executed in 2012.

5. Robert Mone was also a [[School Shooting|school shooter]], however the person he killed in his shooting was not included here.

6. Mentally injured due to trauma of seeing their mother slaughtered in front of them.

7. Dietwin fled to Gent, was later caught by the police.

8. If they truly wanted to snuff out those bushy-tailed pedophiles, they should've turned the gun on themselves.

9. The Order's leader, Bob Mathews, died in a shootout with police a few weeks later. Other members would later die in prison, as well.

10. Yuri Dovgan and Alexander Kochetkov were both shot dead by a fellow soldier after committing the double murders.

11. Was too much of a pussy to kill himself and was shot by his teammate.

12. An heroed in prison.
|}

</center>

== [[Bomberman_(Game)|Bomberman]] ==
Proof that "basement dweller" is not necessarily an insult, especially if they're making bombs inside them. Whether it's for religious vocation or political activism, these guys figured out how to get the biggest bang for their buck.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER(S)
! KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
|- style{{=}}"background:#00ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mariupol theatre airstrike|Russian Army]]
| 600
| 130
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#00ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:14 October 2017 Mogadishu bombings|Al-Shabaab]]
| 587+
| 316
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iram]]
| [[Wikipedia:2016 Karrada bombing|Team ISIS]]
| 341
| 246+
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Air India Flight 182|Babbar Khalsa]]
| 329
| 0
| N
| 1985
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Russian apartment bombings|Ibn Al-Khattab, Achemez Gochiyayev]]
| 307
| 1000+
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17|Russian Army]]
| 298
| 0
| N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagScotland.gif|link{{=}}Scotland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pan Am Flight 103|Team Gaddafi]]
| 270
| 0
| N
| 1988
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg|link{{=}}Sri Lanka]]
| [[Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks|ISIS & Thowheeth Jama'ath]]
| 269
| 500+
| Y
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2002 Bali bombings|Al Qaeda & Jemaah Islamiyah]]
| 204
| 209
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:2004 Madrid train bombings|Al Qaeda]]
| 193
| 2050
| Y
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2021 Kabul airport attack|ISIS-KP]]
| 183+
| 150+
| Y
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Timothy McVeigh]]
| 168
| 680+
| N1
| 1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chinese_destroyer_Guangzhou_(160)#Explosion_in_1978|Lai Sanyang]]
| 134
| 28
| Y
| 1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Shijiazhuang bombings|Jin Ruchao]]
| 108
| 38
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPalestine.png|18px|link{{=}}Palestine]]
| [[Wikipedia:Yahya Ayyash|Yahya Ayyash]]
| 101
| 338
| N2
| 1993-1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Al-Shabaab
| 100
| 110+
| Y
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kerman bombings|Team IS]]
| 94
| 284
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Ma Hongqing
| 89+
| 98+
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|link{{=}}Lebanon]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ahmad Qasir|Ahmad Qasir]]
| 89+
| 55
| Y
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Qitaihe bombing|Xu Fenghao and Xu Fengde]]
| 86
| 222
| N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|24px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:AMIA bombing|Hezbollah]]
| 85
| 300
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bologna massacre|Team NAR]]
| 85
| 200+
| N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Alexander Keith Jr.|Alexander Keith]]
| 81+
| 200
| Y
| 1875
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| Team IS
| 80
| 260
| N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}USSR]]
| Chingis Yunusogly Rzayev
| 80
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 1973
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| [[Wikipedia:2010_Kampala_bombings|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 74
| 85
| Y
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg|link{{=}}Sri Lanka]]
| Sri Lanka Army
| 71
| 150
| N
| 1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagLibya.png|link{{=}}Libya]]
| [[Wikipedia:Zliten truck bombing|Abu al-Abbas al-Muhajir]]
| 60
| 200
| N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kramatorsk railway station attack|Russian Army]]
| 60
| 110+
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergey Alekseychik
| 58
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Unknown
| 57
| 50
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Hasib Hussain, Mohammad King, Germaine Lindsay, Shezad Tanweer
| 56
| 700
| Y
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Unknown
| 54
| 80
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Olenivka prison massacre|Russian Army]]
| 53+
| 75+
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chasiv Yar missile strike|Russian Army]]
| 48
| 9+
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Dnipro residential building airstrike|Russian Army]]
| 46
| 80
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Team IS
| 45
| 126
| Y
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#52ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Andrew Kehoe]]
| 44
| 58
| Y
| 1927
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jack Gilbert Graham]]
| 44
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 1955
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag of Turkey.png|24px|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Team IS
| 43
| 230
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Zaporizhzhia residential building airstrikes|Russian Army]]
| 43+
| 89+
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kunduz hospital airstrike|US Army]]
| 42
| 30
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Li Chucai
| 42
| 27
| Y
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Şeyh Abdurrahman Alagöz
| 33
| 104
| Y
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Zaporizhzhia civilian convoy attack|Russian Army]]
| 32
| 88
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflag Belgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Team IS
| 31
| 260
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Gao Haiping
| 31
| 127
| Y
| 1985
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Team Al-Shabab
| 30
| 40
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Mateu Morral Roca
| 25
| 100
| Y
| 1906
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Team IS
| 25
| 49
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chaplyne railway station attack|Russian Army]]
| 25
| 31
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}USSR]]
| Vladimir Tatarnikov
| 23
| ?
| Y
| 1950
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Albert Guay
| 23
| 0
| N
| 1949
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|24px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:1992 Buenos Aires Israeli embassy bombing|Islamic Jihad Organatization]]
| 22
| 242
| Y
| 1992
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Ariana Grande Massacre|Salman Ramadan Abedi]]
| 22
| 239
| Y
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Santiago Salvador Franch
| 22
| 35
| Y
| [[Oldfag|1893]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| John & James McNamara
| 21
| 100+
| N
| 1910
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kremenchuk shopping mall attack|Russian Army]]
| 21
| 56
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| Asadbek Madiyarov
| 21+
| 50+
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Hipercor_bombing|Team ETA]]
| 21
| 45
| N
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tarnów_train_station_bombing|Antoni Guzy]]
| 20
| 35
| N
| 1939
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:2004_Dhemaji_school_bombing|Team ULFA]]
| 18
| 40
| N
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[2017 Saint Petersburg Metro bombing|Akbarzhon Jalilov]]
| 15
| 64
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Thenmozhi Rajaratnam
| 15
| 43
| Y
| 1991
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Pero Raecivich
| 14
| 15
| Y
| 1942
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:16 March 2022 Chernihiv breadline attack|Russian Army]]
| 14
| 0
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Cafetería_Rolando_bombing|Team ETA]]
| 13
| 71
| N
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Gundolf Köhler
| 12
| 211
| N3
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Plaza_República_Dominicana_bombing|Team ETA]]
| 12
| 32
| N
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Tajikistan-flag.gif|24px|link{{=}}Tajikistan]]
| Bobomurad Ismatov
| 12
| 28
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Zaragoza barracks bombing|Team ETA]]
| 11
| 88
| N
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagThailand.png|24px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Vitoon Sulngarm
| 11
| 12
| Y
| 1973
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Peter Kuzmich Volynsky
| 10
| 90
| N
| 1971
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSouthSudan.png|link{{=}}South Sudan]]
| Justin Angelo Gbaki
| 10
| 32
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mogadishu_tea_shop_bombing|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 10
| 18
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Mogadishu market bombing|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 10
| 15
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Rodger Warren
| 9
| 0
| N
| 1992
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png|link{{=}}Bosnia and Herzegovina]]
| Team Serbia
| 9
| ?
| N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:1974 Mitsubishi Heavy Industries bombing|East Asia Anti-Japan Armed Front]]
| 8
| 376+
| N
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Anders Behring Breivik]]
| 8
| 209
| N
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Felice Orsini
| 8
| 142
| N
| 1858
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Ilya Galkin, Mikhail Denisenko
| 8
| 46
| N
| 2008-2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Syria-Flag-icon.png|23px|link{{=}}Syria]]
| Unknown
| 8
| 30+
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Mogadishu SYL Hotel attack and siege|Team Al-Shabaab]]
| 8
| 27
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 8
| 13
| Y
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kyiv shopping centre bombing|Russian Army]]
| 8
| 0
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEstonia.png|23px|link{{=}}Estonia]]
| Märt Ringmaa
| 7
| 6
| N
| 1995-2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[9/11|Ramzi Yousef]]
| 6
| 1042
| N
| 1993
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Myyrmanni bombing|Petri Erkki Tapio Gerdt]]
| 6
| 166
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Turkey.png|23px|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Ahlam Albashir
| 6
| 81
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBulgaria.png|23px|link{{=}}Bulgaria]]
| Mohamad Hassan El-Husseini
| 6
| 32
| Y
| 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Émile Henry
| 6
| 20+
| N
| 1892-1894
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Somalia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Somalia]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 6
| 14
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Paul Harold Orgeron
| 5
| 18
| Y
| 1959
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Syria-Flag-icon.png|link{{=}}Syria]]
| [[ISIS|Isa Dare]]
| 5
| 0
| N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Boston Marathon Bombing|Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev]]
| 4
| 2644
| N
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Gianfranco Bertoli
| 4
| 45
| N
| 1971
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| David Copeland
| 3
| 140
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Eric Rudolph
| 37
| 120
| N
| 1996-1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Thomas Bernard Brigham
| 3
| 70
| N
| 1984
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Unabomber]]
| 3
| 23
| Y
| 1978-1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagDjibouti.png|link{{=}}Djibouti]]
| Team Al-Shabaab
| 3
| 15
| Y
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Bernhard Johansson
| 3
| 7
| Y
| 1932
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMali.png|link{{=}}Mali]]
| Team IS
| 3
| 3
| N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#99ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Ernst-Robert Grawitz
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Niels Poulsen
| 2
| 19
| N
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Heidrun-Erika Jung
| 2
| 13
| Y
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Rodolfo Garcia
| 2
| 11
| N
| 1969
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBolivia.png|23px|link{{=}}Bolivia]]
| Triston Jay Amero
| 2
| 7
| N
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Mark Anthony Conditt
| 2
| 6
| Y
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Juha-Pekka Rautiainen
| 2
| 1
| N
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Darya Trepova
| 1
| 42
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUkraine.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| Serhiy Batryn
| 1
| 25
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Anton Nilson
| 1
| 23
| N
| 1908
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| John Gerhard Berg
| 1
| 22
| N
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Said Al Nasr
| 1
| 20
| N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Maciej Gumkowski
| 1
| 15+
| ?9
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Yrjö Armas Laine
| 1
| 5
| N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Brindisi school bombing|Giovanni Vantaggiato]]
| 1
| 5
| N
| 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#a5ff1e"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Diana Ramazova
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Max Hupli
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Adan Kousa
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1956
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Niilo Vilppu Pirinen
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1985
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| William Leonard Engström
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Reynaldo Barnett, Joshua Dietrich Sjölund
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Anonymous Student
| 0
| 58
| N
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Retard|Ahmed Hassan]]
| 0
| 305
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jew York|Ahmad Khan Rahami]]
| 0
| 29
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Auguste Vaillant
| 0
| 20
| N
| 1893
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| George Metesky
| 0
| 15
| N
| 1940-1956
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Mohammad Daleel
| 0
| 12
| Y
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|Link{{=}}Russia]]
| Vladislav Struzhenkov
| 0
| 11
| [[Fail|N]]
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[2020 Nashville Bombing|Anthony Quinn Warner]]
| 0
| 8
| Y
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Anonymous]]
| 0
| 7
| Y
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Luke Helder
| 0
| 6
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Allan Steen Kristensen
| 0
| 5
| N
| 1977-1978
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 4
| ?
| 1965
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Petter_Kyvik|Petter Kristian Kyvik]]
| 0
| 4
| N
| 1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMaldives.png|link{{=}}Maldives]]
| Adhuham Ahmed Rasheed
| 0
| 4
| N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#eaff03"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Mudslime|Akayed Ullah]]
| 0
| 3
| N6
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Taimour Abdulwahab al-Abdaly
| 0
| 2
| Y
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 2
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Ole Kristian Brastad
| 0
| 1
| N
| 1985
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Mohamed Game
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[Wikipedia:2016 Wrocław attack|Paweł R.]]
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[User:Zug14/Cole Carini|Cole Carini]]
| 0
| 18
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff703"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Emad Al Swealmeen
| 0
| 1
| Y
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 0
| Y
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| James Yoo
| 0
| 0
| Y
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Richard Reid]]
| 0
| 0
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Oussama Zariouh
| 0
| 0
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Cesar Sayoc]]
| 0
| 0
| N
| 2018
|}}}

{| width=46% cellpadding=15 cellspacing=0
| width=50% style="text-align:left" |
1. McVeigh was [[Pwnt|executed by lethal injection]] in 2001, he was quoted as saying before his execution [[Lulz|"it's still 168 to 1 so I still win"]].

2. Ayyash was assassinated when a booby-trapped cellphone blew off his head.

3. While technically not an hero, he did die during the attack because [[Dumbass|he didn't run away in time]].

4. 14 people required immediate amputations.

5. Ahmed's "bomb," despite injuring more people than Ahmad, [[Epic Fail|only set people's hair on fire]].

6. The [[retard]] attempted a [[An Hero|suicide bombing]], [[Epic Fail|killing no one]], not even himself.

7. One of the victims was killed by a [[Lulz|heart attack]].

8. [[User:Zug14/Cole Carini|Carini]] only managed to blast off one of his own hands and a few fingers on the other one.

9. Later found drowned.

|}
</center>

== Microsoft Flight Simulator ==
The human desire to soar the skies blue has been present in all of recorded history. So has the desire to pwn others. These daring aces have ingeniously combined the two.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYERS
! KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAlQaeda.png|link{{=}}Al_Qaeda]]
| [[Jews did WTC|(((Al-Qaeda)))]]
| [[Pwnage|2,977]]
| 6,000+
| Y
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:EgyptAir Flight 990|Gameel Al-Batouti]]7
| 216
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Germanwings Flight 9525|Andreas Lubitz]]1
| 150
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:1990 Guangzhou Baiyun airport collisions|Jiang Xiaofeng]]
| 127
| 53
| Y
| 1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:China Northern Airlines Flight 6136|Zhang Pilin]]5
| 111
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:SilkAir Flight 185|Tsu Way Ming]]7
| 103
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1997
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[Polish Lollercaust|Arkadiusz Protasiuk]]
| 96
| [[Win|0]]
| N
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| [[Wikipedia:Air Vietnam Flight 706|Le Duc Tan]]
| 74
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pacific Air Lines Flight 773|Francisco Paula Gonzales]]
| 44
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1964
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagMorocco.png|link{{=}}Morocco]]
| [[Wikipedia:Royal Air Maroc Flight 630|Younes Khayati]]7
| 43
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pacific Southwest Airlines Flight 1771|David Burke]]
| 42
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagNamibia.png|link{{=}}Africa]]
| [[Wikipedia:LAM Mozambique Airlines Flight 470|Herminio dos Santos Fernandes]]
| 32
| [[Win|0]]
| Y
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Japan Airlines Flight 350|Seiji Katagiri]]4
| 24
| 141
| N
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2020 Calabasas helicopter crash|Ara Zobayan]]6
| 8
| 0
| Y
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:Barra do Garças air disaster|Mauro Milhomem]]
| 6
| 4
| Y
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Vladimir Serkov
| 4
| 6
| Y
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Connellan air disaster|Colin Forman]]
| 4
| 4
| Y
| 1977
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Joe Stack]]
| 1
| 13
| Y
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Qantas Flight 1737|David Mark Robinson]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 3
| N
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Charles Bishop]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Frank Eugene Corder|Frank Eugene Corder]]2
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Auburn Calloway|Auburn Calloway]]3
| [[Fail|0]]
| 4
| N
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Richard Russell]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2018
|}}}

{| width=46% cellpadding=15 cellspacing=0
| width=50% style="text-align:left" |
1. Lubitz became [[World War II|the first German pilot in 70 years]] to kill 150 people.

2. Corder was butthurt about his life being shit, so he decided to [[An Hero|go out in style]] by getting drunk, [[JEWS DID WTC|stealing a plane, and crashing it into the White House]]. Instead, [[Loser| he faceplanted his Cessna on the South Lawn]], missing the White House completely. Even if he did pwn the White House, [[Bill Clinton|the President]] [[Fail|was out since the White House was being renovated at the time]].

3. Calloway [[Win|inflicted more injuries]] than Bishop, but somehow managed to [[Loser|drop the ball]] and got restrained [[WTF|by the very same flight crew he had just brutally beaten with a hammer]] and thus survived his attempt to become [[An Hero]].

4. Katagiri was found not guilty by reason of insanity after [[Fail|failing to an hero]], and has since been [[Win|released from the psych ward]].

5. [[Chink|Zhang]] poured gasoline and set fire to his passenger cabin, causing the crash. He purchased seven air insurance policies worth [[Lulz|$170,000]] before boarding.

6. Accidental but was significant since [[Kobe Bryant]] was killed in this crash.

7. [[Retard|Some experts]] disagree on these being done on purpose.

|}
</center>

==Ship Simulator Extremes==
These are the lulziest ships that ever touched the sea. Trust them and you'll receive a 100% discount ticket. You can see this leaderboard is full of [[British|Britfags]].


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! SHIP
! KILLS
! STATUS
! YEAR
|- style{{=}}"background:#01ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Wilhelm Gustloff|MV Wilhelm Gustloff]]
| [[Over 9000|9343]]
| Torpedoed and sunk
| 1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#06ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| [[Wikipedia:Goya (1940)|MV Goya]]
| 6000
| Torpedoed and sunk
| 1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#08ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Jun'yō Maru|Jun'yō Maru]]
| 5620
| Torpedoed and sunk
| 1944
|- style{{=}}"background:#11ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|23px|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Doña Paz|MV Doña Paz]]
| 4385
| Sunk
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#41ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSenegal.png|23px|link{{=}}Senegal]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Le Joola|MV Le Joola]]
| 1863
| Sunk
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|23px|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Halifax Explosion|SS Imo SS Mont-Blanc]]
| 1782
| Exploded and Sunk
| 1917
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTanzania.png|23px|link{{=}}Tanzania]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Spice Islander I|MV Spice Islander I]]
| 1573
| Sunk
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Titanic|RMS Titanic]]
| 1514
| Sunk
| 1912
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tek Sing|Tek Sing]]
| ~1500
| Sunk
| 1822
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Taiping (steamer)|Taiping]]
| 1500
| Sunk
| 1949
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Castillo de Olite|SS Castillo de Olite]]
| 1476
| Sunk
| 1939
|- style{{=}}"background:#48ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:RMS Lusitania|RMS Lusitania]]
| 1168
| Sunk
| 1915
|- style{{=}}"background:#48ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sultana (steamboat)|Sultana]]
| 1168
| Sunk
| 1865
|- style{{=}}"background:#48ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tōya Maru|Tōya Maru]]
| 1159
| Sunk
| 1954
|- style{{=}}"background:#49ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:RMS Empress of Ireland|RMS Empress of Ireland]]
| 1024
| Sunk
| 1914
|- style{{=}}"background:#49ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:PS General Slocum|PS General Slocum]]
| 1021
| Sunk
| 1904
|- style{{=}}"background:#49ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|23px|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| [[Wikipedia:MS al-Salam Boccaccio 98|MS al-Salam]]
| 1012
| Sunk
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Kiche Maru|SS Kiche Maru]]
| 1000
| Sunk
| 1912
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Hsin-Yu|SS Hsin-Yu]]
| 1000
| Sunk
| 1916
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|23px|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Hong Moh|SS Hong Moh]]
| ~1000
| Sunk
| 1921
|- style{{=}}"background:#60ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Wusung
| 900
| Sunk
| 1927
|- style{{=}}"background:#70ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Victory (1737)|HMS Victory]]
| 900
| Sunk
| 1744
|- style{{=}}"background:#80ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTanzania.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Bukoba|MV Bukoba]]
| 894
| Sunk
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEstonia.png|23px|link{{=}}Estonia]]
| [[Wikipedia:MS Estonia|MS Estonia]]
| 852
| Sunk
| 1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#a1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Eastland|SS Eastland]]
| 844
| Renamed and scrapped
| 1915
|- style{{=}}"background:#a1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Princess of the Stars|MV Princess of the Stars]]
| 832
| Sunk
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#a1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Royal Katherine (1664)|HMS Ramillies]]
| 829
| Sunk
| 1760
|- style{{=}}"background:#a1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Russian ship of the line Lefort|Lefort]]
| 826
| Sunk
| 1857
|- style{{=}}"background:#a2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Royal George (1756)|HMS Royal George]]
| 800+
| Sunk
| 1782
|- style{{=}}"background:#a8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|23px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Vaitarna|SS Vaitarna]]
| 746
| Lost
| 1888
|- style{{=}}"background:#a8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Indigirka|SS Indigirka]]
| 741
| Sunk
| 1939
|- style{{=}}"background:#a8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Camorta|SS Camorta]]
| 737
| Sunk
| 1902
|- style{{=}}"background:#a8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Bulwark (1899)|HMS Bulwark]]
| 736
| Exploded and sunk
| 1914
|- style{{=}}"background:#a8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS St George (1785)|HMS St George]]
| 731
| Sunk
| 1811
|- style{{=}}"background:#b0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|23px|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| [[Wikipedia:Leusden (ship)|Leusden]]
| 702
| Sunk
| 1738
|- style{{=}}"background:#b3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Queen Charlotte (1790)|HMS Queen Charlotte]]
| 673
| Sunk
| 1800
|- style{{=}}"background:#b3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:San Telmo (Spanish ship)|San Telmo]]
| 644
| Sunk
| 1819
|- style{{=}}"background:#b3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Princess Alice (1865)|SS Princess Alice]]
| ~640
| Sunk
| 1878
|- style{{=}}"background:#b3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Norge|SS Norge]]
| 627
| Sunk
| 1904
|- style{{=}}"background:#b3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|23px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Ramdas|SS Ramdas]]
| 625
| Sunk
| 1947
|- style{{=}}"background:#b5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Soviet battleship Novorossiysk|Novorossiysk]]
| 608
| Scrapped
| 1955
|- style{{=}}"background:#b5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Coronation|HMS Coronation]]
| 600+
| Sunk
| 1691
|- style{{=}}"background:#b5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Glorieux|HMS Glorieux]]
| 600
| Sunk
| 1782
|- style{{=}}"background:#b5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBangladesh.png|23px|link{{=}}Bangladesh]]
| [[Wikipedia:1986 Bangladesh MV Shamia ferry incident|MV Shamia]]
| 600
| Sunk
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Defence (1763)|HMS Defence]]
| 583
| Sunk
| 1811
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Texas City disaster|SS Grandcampe]]
| 581
| Exploded and sunk
| 1947
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tampomas II|Tampomas II]]
| 580
| Sunk
| 1981
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Afrique (1907)|SS Afrique]]
| 575
| Sunk
| 1920
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Minotaur (1793)|HMS Minotaur]]
| 570
| Sunk
| 1810
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS La Bourgogne|SS La Bourgogne]]
| 565
| Sunk
| 1898
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Utopia|SS Utopia]]
| 564
| Scrapped
| 1891
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Príncipe de Asturias (ocean liner)|SS Principe de Asturias]]
| 558
| Sunk
| 1916
|- style{{=}}"background:#b7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Cahaya Bahari
| 550
| Sunk
| 2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#c0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:RMS Atlantic|RMS Atlantic]]
| 546
| Sunk
| 1873
|- style{{=}}"background:#c0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|23px|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ottoman frigate Ertuğrul|Ertuğrul]]
| 533
| Sunk
| 1890
|- style{{=}}"background:#c0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBangladesh.png|23px|link{{=}}Bangladesh]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Nasrin-1|MV Nasrin-1]]
| 528
| Sunk
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#c0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMS Namur (1697)|HMS Namur]]
| 520
| Sunk
| 1749
|- style{{=}}"background:#c4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBangladesh.png|23px|link{{=}}Bangladesh]]
| Atlas Star
| 500
| Sunk
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spaon]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Valbanera|SS Valbanera]]
| 488
| Sunk
| 1919
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Salem Express|MV Salem Express]]
| ~470
| Sunk
| 1991
|- style{{=}}"background:#d8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Heimara|SS Heimara]]
| 400
| Sunk
| 1947
|- style{{=}}"background:#d8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLibya.png|23px|link{{=}}Libya]]
| [[Wikipedia:List of migrant vessel incidents on the Mediterranean Sea#April|Unnamed dinghy]]
| ~400
| Sunk
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#e5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Port Chicago disaster|SS E. A. Bryan]]
| 320
| Exploded and Sunk
| 1944
|- style{{=}}"background:#e5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|23px|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sinking of MV Sewol|MV Sewol]]
| 304
| Sunk
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ecff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| [[Wikipedia:2014 Lake Albert boat disaster|Unnamed boat]] [[Wikipedia:2014 Lake Albert boat disaster|Unnamed boat]]
| 251
| Sunk
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#edff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Heraklion|SS Heraklion]]
| 200
| Sunk
| 1966
|- style{{=}}"background:#edff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:PapuaNewGuinea.png|23px|link{{=}}PNG]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Rabaul Queen|MV Rabaul Queen]]
| 165
| Sunk
| 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#edff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|23px|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV_Vipya#Sinking_of_the_Vipya|MV Vipya]]
| 145
| Sunk
| 1946
|- style{{=}}"background:#edff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDjibouti.png|23px|link{{=}}Djibouti]]
| [[Wikipedia:Al-Baraqua II|Al-Baraqua II]]
| 116
| Sunk
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#edff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMadagascar.png|23px|link{{=}}Madagascar]]
| Samson
| 111
| Sunk
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#edff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|23px|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kwara boat disaster|Unnamed boat]]
| 106
| Sunk
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#eeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMozambique.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mozambique]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Mozambique boat disaster|Zico]]
| 90
| Sunk
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#eeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Messenia migrant boat disaster|Adrianna]]
| 82+
| Sunk
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#eeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:MS Express Samina|MS Express Samina]]
| 82
| Sunk
| 2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#eeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKiribati.png|23px|link{{=}}Kiribati]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Butiraoi|MV Butiraoi]]
| 81
| Sunk
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|23px|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ogbaru boat disaster|Unnamed boat]]
| 76
| Sunk
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCAR.png|23px|link{{=}}CAR]]
| Unnamed boat
| 50
| Sunk
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Cd.gif|23px|link{{=}}DR Congo]]
| Unnamed boat
| 47
| Sunk
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|23px|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Andrea Doria|SS Andrea Doria MS Stockholm]]
| 46
| Collided Sunk
| 1956
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Derbyshire|MV Derbyshire]]
| 44
| Sunk
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| Heleanna
| 41
| Sunk
| 1971
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Canary Islands migrant boat disaster|Rubber Dinghy]]
| 35-39
| Sunk
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKiribati.png|23px|link{{=}}Kiribati]]
| [[Wikipedia:2009 Kiribati ferry accident|Unnamed catamaran]]
| 33
| Sunk
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|23px|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Costa Concordia|Costa Concordia]]
| [[Cho Seung Hui|32]]
| Scrapped
| 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:HMHS Britannic|Britannic]]
| 30
| Bombed and sunk
| 1916
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCyprus.png|23px|link{{=}}Cyprus]]
| Royal Pacific
| 30
| Sunk
| 1992
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| Golden Dawn
| 28
| Sunk
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| B/C DISTOS
| 20
| Sunk
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBahamas.png|23px|link{{=}}Bahamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:2022 Bahamas boat capsizing|Unnamed boat]]
| 17
| Sunk
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:SS Norwich City|SS Norwich City]]
| 11
| Ran aground
| 1928
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:City of Poros ship attack|City of Poros]]
| 11
| Attacked, bombed and sunked
| 1988
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Deepwater Horizon]]
| 11
| Exploded and sunk
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|23px|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| Jascon 4
| 11
| Sunk
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| County of Roxburgh
| 10
| Ran aground
| 1906
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Villa de Pitanxo
| 10
| Sunk
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#efff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|23px|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| 4 Unnamed Boats
| 10
| Sunk
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|23px|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Unnamed boat Unnamed boat
| 9
| Sunk
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|23px|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Keoyoung Sun|Keoyoung Sun]]
| 8
| Sunk
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCapeVerde.png|23px|link{{=}}Cape Verde]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Cape Verde migrant boat disaster|Unnamed boat]]
| 7
| Sunk
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|23px|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV Dali|MV Dali]]
| 6
| Crashed into bridge
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[OceanGate|Titan]]
| 5
| Imploded and sunk
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|23px|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Lake Maggiore boat incident|Gooduria]]
| 4
| Sunk
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Wikipedia:MS Sea Diamond|MS Sea Diamond]]
| 2
| Sunk
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBarbados.png|23px|link{{=}}Barbados]]
| [[Wikipedia:MV True Confidence|MV True Confidence]]
| 2
| Missiled and sunk
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffb400 "
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Kapitan Lobanov
| 1
| Missiled and sunk
| 2024
|}}}
</center>

==Carmageddon==
Sedans, SUVs, trucks, bulldozers, or excavators—you name it, they've tried it. These gearheads have proven themselves worthy behind the wheel on any public track.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! DRIVER
! KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Nice Truck Attack 2016|Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel‎]]
| 86
| 434
| N - Killed by police
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Uyghur Force Five
| 39
| 90+
| Y - 4, N - 1 apprehended
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Eugen Grigore
| 24
| ~50
| N1
| 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Manuel da Mota Silveira
| 23
| 40
| N
| 1960
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Li Baoping
| 21
| 29
| N - Executed
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Zhang Baogang
| 20
| 16
| Y
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Li Xianliang
| 17
| 20-30
| N
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Craig Mosionier
| 17
| 8
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Abd al-Hadi Ghanim
| 16
| 27
| N
| 1989
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Jaskirat Singh Sidhu
| 16
| 13
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Barcelona Death Van 2017|Younes Abouyaaqoub]]
| 15
| 131
| N - Killed by police
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yang Zanyun
| 15
| 43
| N - Executed
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Breitscheidplatz|Anis Amri]]
| 12
| 56
| N - Killed by police
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Alek Minassian]]
| 11
| 15
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}} "background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Khalil Abu Olbeh
| 8
| 26
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}} "background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Olga Hepnarova
| 8
| 12
| N - Executed
| 1973
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Sayfullo Saipov]]
| 8
| 11
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| George Alvarez
| 8
| 10
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Priscilla Ford
| 7
| 22
| N - Died on Death Row
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Kato|Tomohiro Katō]]
| 7
| 10
| N - Executed
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| [[Wikipedia:2009 attack on the Dutch Royal Family|Karst Roeland Tates]]
| 7
| 10
| N - Died later in hospital
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Darrell Brooks]]
| 6
| 62
| N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Dimitrious Gargasoulas]]
| 6
| 36
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Wen Qingyun
| 6
| 29
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Bernd Walter
| 6
| 23
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Keisuke Takeuchi
| 6
| 20
| N - Died while awaiting execution
| 1949
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Cui Lidong
| 6
| 8
| N - Killed by police
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Hipólito L. V.
| 6
| 3
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jennifer & Sarah Hart
| 6
| 0
| Y,Y
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Amado ('''{{fandomlink|youtube|Heisenwolf|Heisenwolf}}''') González
| 6
| 0
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre|Khalid Masood]]
| 5
| 49
| N - Killed by police
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Douglas John Edward Crabbe
| 5
| 16
| N
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Stockholm Truck Attack 2017|Rakhmat Akilov]]
| 5
| 15
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Yasuaki Uwabe
| 5
| 10
| N - Executed
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| David Edward Attias
| 52
| [[Epic win|0]]
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe600"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Adacia Chambers
| 4
| 46
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Jens Alexander Rüther
| 4
| 20+
| Y
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPalestine.png|18px|link{{=}}Palestine]]
| Fadi al-Qanbar
| 4
| 17
| N - Killed by police
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Mohammed Faruz Abdallah
| 4
| 11
| N - Executed
| 1970
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Micael
| 4
| 8
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Anonymous
| 4
| 2
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Nathaniel Veltman
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPalestine.png|18px|link{{=}}Palestine]]
| Hussam Taysir Duwait
| 3
| 40
| N - Killed by off-duty soldier
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAustria.gif|23px|link{{=}}Austria]]
| Alen Rizvan Rizvanović
| 3
| 36
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagTaiwan.png|23px|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| Ho Chung-ming
| 3
| 20
| N
| 1964
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Robert Kabolowsky
| 3
| 20
| N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Stephen Michael Ressa
| 3
| 11
| N
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Kirsi Mirjami Huhtilainen
| 3
| 9
| Y
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Michael Avery
| 3
| 8
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Steeve Gagnon
| 3
| 8
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Jose Luis Nieto Avila
| 2
| 22
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Eric Parkdel
| 2
| 16
| N
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[McSkillet|Trevor J. Heitmann]]
| 2
| 8
| Y
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Veeti Erkki Olavi Nikunen
| 2
| 8
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Pierre Ny St-Amand
| 2
| 6
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Steven Allen Abrams
| 2
| 5
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Roger Self
| 2
| 3
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Narcos
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Janek Tammemäki
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Daniel Lee Young
| 1
| 54
| N
| 1984
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lakeisha Holloway
| 1
| 36
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}Jewnited States of Americunts]]
| [[James Alex Fields]]
| 1
| 35
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Elias Antonio
| 1
| 29
| N
| 1953
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ronald Joseph Popadich
| 1
| 26
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Richard Rojas
| 1
| 22
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Bradley Rein
| 1
| 22
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPalestine.png|18px|link{{=}}Palestine]]
| Qassem Mughrabi
| 1
| 19
| N - Killed by off-duty soldier
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Omeed Aziz Popal
| 1
| 18
| N
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Mahmoud & Ahmad Zidat
| 1
| 18
| N
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Adrian Reyes
| 1
| 17
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Abdelkader Gridda
| 1
| 15
| N
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Peter Clarke
| 1
| 14
| N
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff7000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:2022 Berlin car attack|Unknown]]
| 1
| 14
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff7000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| David Patterson
| 1
| 12
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Toshiaki Hikiji
| 1
| 10
| N
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| [[Darren Osborne]]
| 1
| 10
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Sébastien Sarron
| 1
| 9
| N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:July 2023 Tel Aviv attack|Team Hamas]]
| 1
| 9
| N - Killed by motorcyclist
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPalestine.png|18px|link{{=}}Palestine]]
| Muhammed Naif El-Ja'abis
| 1
| 5
| N - Killed by police
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}spain]]
| Anon 26 year old man
| 1
| 5
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ari-Pekka Hyppölä
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
|[[Anonymous]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Yasin Fayes Mohammed Jabr
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}Jewnited States of Americunts]]
| [[Mikese Morse]]
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Terje Vagnild Skaugstad
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Garcia Blom
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Martin Couture-Rouleau
| 1
| 1
| N - Killed by police
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Lars Sonny Russel
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jesse Nieminen
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Daniar Fouad Mohammed
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Rohan Dennis
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Maurice Pahler
| 0
| [[WTF|154]]
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Michał L.
| 0
| 23
| N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Grzegorz Łempicki
| 0
| 20
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Carlos Eduardo Gonzales
| 0
| 15
| N
| 1993
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Raymond Wilson
| 0
| 14
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Anonymous]]
| 0
| 11
| N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ohio State University|Abdul Razak Ali Artan]]
| 0
| 11
| N - Killed by police
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Valentin Marius Parfenie
| 0
| 10
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Andreas N.
| 0
| 10
| N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Mohammed Reza Taheri-aza
| 0
| 9
| N
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Kazuhiro Kusakabe
| 0
| 9
| N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 8
| N
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Isaiah Peoples
| 0
| 8
| N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Weng Sor
| 0
| 8
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Refail A.
| 0
| 7
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Hamou Benlatrèche
| 0
| 6
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Sarmad al-Z.
| 0
| 6
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| McCauley Cox
| 0
| 4
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Salih Khater
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| 0
| 1
| N - Probation charges
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Hamza Velic
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Shawn Nelson
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}Jewnited States of Americunts]]
| [[Killdozer|Marvin Heemeyer]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Hans Arne Nystad
| 0
| 0
| N - Killed by police
| 2022
|}}}

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| width=50% style="text-align:left" |
1. He was released in 2001, and ultimately died in 2009 from the [[Irony|same method that he scored with]]; being hit by a truck.

2. The lone surviving victim had seizures from the damage and died in 2016.
|}
</center>

==[[Civilization|Sid Meier's Civilization]]==
The Supermen of history, the Gods among mortals. These are the spirits of immensely powerful celestial beings who have committed the most egregious atrocities on the planet via their possessed human hosts. Their names shall forever stain the sands of time with blood.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! KILLS
! TIMESPAN
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|25px|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Adolf Hitler]]
| ~34 Million1
| 12 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Joseph Stalin]]
| ~20 Million
| 25 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Mao Zedong]]
| ~40 Million
| 31 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]
| Leopold II of Belgium
| ~10 Million4
| 44 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Hideki Tojo
| ~6 Million
| 3 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Napoleon
| ~5 Million
| 12 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Cb.gif|link{{=}}Cambodia]]
| [[Pol Pot]]
| ~3 Million
| 4 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#c7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMadagascar.png|link{{=}}Madagascar]]
| Ranavalona I
| ~2.5 Million
| 13 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Tr.gif|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Enver Pasha
| ~1.6 Million
| 5 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:NKorea Flag.jpg|link{{=}}North Korea|22px]]
| [[Kim Il-sung]]
| >1 Million
| 45 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Ng.gif|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| Yakubu Gowon
| >1 Million
| 9 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Vn.gif|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| Ho Chi Minh
| ~900,000
| 24 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Rw.gif.png|Rwanda]]
| Jean Kambanda
| ~900,000
| -1 Year
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Rw.gif.png|Rwanda]]
| Théoneste Bagosora
| ~741,620
| [[GOTTA GO FAST|100 Days]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[File:et.gif|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| Mengistu Haile Mariam
| ~700,000
| 14 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Iq.gif|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| [[Saddam Hussein]]
| ~700,000
| 24 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Abraham Lincoln]]
| ~620,000
| 4 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[The Donald|Donald Trump]]
| >571,000
| 4 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|22px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Milton Obote
| ~547,723
| 10 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Sukarno
| >500,000
| 22 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Vladimir Lenin]]
| >500,000
| 7 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Yahya Khan
| >500,000
| 2 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:Syria-Flag-icon.png|link{{=}}Syria]]
| Bashar al-Assad
| >500,000
| 2,5 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Benito Mussolini
| 344,238
| 24 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]
| Jean-Baptiste Bagaza
| ~300,000
| 11 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Harry S. Truman
| ~250,0003
| 8 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Francisco Franco
| ~227,300
| 39 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|22px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Idi Amin
| ~223,607
| 8 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]
| Michael Micombero
| ~173,205
| 10 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSaudiArabia.png|23px|link{{=}}Saudi Arabia]]
| Salman
| 139,821
| 9 Years5
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Ivan the Terrible
| 124,900
| 51 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|23px|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Nicolae Ceaşescu
| 118,730
| 44 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Vladimir Putin]]
| ~100,000
| 16 Years5
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| Ali Khamenei
| 65,132
| 29 Years5
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEquatorialGuinea.png|link{{=}}Equatorial Guinea]]
| Francisco Macías Nguema
| ~63,246
| 11 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Bolesław Bierut
| ~50,000
| 11 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBangladesh.png|link{{=}}Bangladesh]]
| Sheikh Hasina
| 45.000
| 14 Years5
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCuba.png|23px|link{{=}}Cuba]]
| Fidel Castro
| 30,000
| 32 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSIslands.png|23px|link{{=}}Solomon Islands]]
| Harold Keke
| 30,000
| 4 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAlbania.png|link{{=}}Albania]]
| Enver Hoxha
| ~25.000
| 44 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| James Madison
| ~23,000
| 2 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
|| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Radovan Karadžić
| ~[[Remove Kebab|20,000]]1
| 3 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagVenezuela.png|23px|link{{=}}Venezuela]]
| Nicolas Maduro5
| >18,000
| 5 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Tomás de Torquemada
| ~15,787
| 18 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Xi Jinping5
| 15,673
| 12 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Benjamin Netanyahu5
| >10,000
| 16 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Grégoire Kayibanda
| ~10,000
| 11 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomanEmpire.png|link{{=}}Roman Empire]]
| Tiberus
| 9,500
| 23 years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomanEmpire.png|link{{=}}Roman Empire]]
| Caligula
| 9,000
| 4 years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDominican.png|link{{=}}Dominican_Republic]]
| [[Dominican Republic|Rafael Trujillo]]
| ~[[Hæti|5,000]]1
| [[GOTTA GO FAST|5 Days]]!
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCuba.png|23px|link{{=}}Cuba]]
| Fulgencio Batista
| 4,472
| 7 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:cl.gif|link{{=}}Chile]]
| [[Augusto Pinochet]]
| ~4,0002
| 17 Years
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Naftali Bennett
| >100
| 1 Year
|}}}

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1. [[Holocaust denial|Disputed]]. Der Fuhrer's inclusion in this list does not imply that [[Dub_the_Dew|he did anything wrong]].

2. Plus 38,254 tortured people in prison[[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Citing sources|''citation needed'']]]

3. Not including untold numbers of Japanese citizens and American Servicemen stationed in Hiroshima and Nagasaki who died years later from cancer. Number is an estimate of those who were instantly killed or died within days of Nuclear Attack. '''{{wikilink|Rettig_Report|}}''' '''{{wikilink|Valech_Report|}}''' [http://necrometrics.com/tyrants.htm Source]

4. Disputed. Unconfirmed source. This number seems to make up 150% of Congo's then population.

5. Ongoing
|}

</center>

== [[Riots|RIOT: Civil Unrest]] ==
For those who go beyond simple protesting and escalate into full-on chimpouts.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! RIOT
! KILLS
! YEARS ACTIVE
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:Partition of India|Indian Partition]]
| 1,000,000
| 1947
|- style{{=}}"background:#33ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:French Revolution|French Revolution]]
| 870,000
| 1789 – 1799
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag of Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| [[Wikipedia:La Violencia|La Violencia]]
| 200,000
| 1948-1960
|- style{{=}}"background:#55ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTibet.png|link{{=}}Tibet]]
| [[Wikipedia:1959 Tibetan uprising|Tibetan Uprising]]
| 86,000
| 1959
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Jeju uprising|Jeju Uprising]]
| 60,000
| 1948-1949
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagElSalvador.png|link{{=}}El Salvador]]
| [[Wikipedia:La Matanza|El Salvadoran Peasant Uprising]]
| 30,000
| 1932
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTaiwan.png|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| [[Wikipedia:February 28 incident|228 Massacre]]
| 28,000
| 1947
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| [[Wikipedia:Apartheid|Apartheid]]
| 21,000
| 1948-1994
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:Semaine sanglante|Bloody Week]]
| 20,000
| 1871
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| [[Wikipedia:1907 Romanian peasants' revolt|Romanian Peasants' Revolt]]
| 11,000
| 1907
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:March 1st Movement|March 1st Movement]]
| 7,500
| 1919
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMyanmar.png|link{{=}}Myanmar]]
| [[Wikipedia:8888 Uprising|8888 Uprising]]
| 3,000
| 1988
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:NKorea Flag.jpg|23px|link{{=}}North Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Onsong concentration camp|Onsong concentration camp]]
| 1,666
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|link{{=}}Kyrgyzstan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Batken conflict|Batken conflict]]
| 1183
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#f4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|link{{=}}Kyrgyzstan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2010 South Kyrgyzstan ethnic clashes|South Kyrgyzstan]]
| 893
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#f4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|23px|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Axum Massacre|Axum]]
| 400
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#f4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| [[Wikipedia:Santa María School massacre|Santa María School]]
| 300
| 1907
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKazakhstan.png|23px|link{{=}}Kazakhstan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2022 Kazakh unrest|Kazakh unrest]]
| 238
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#f4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSudan.png|23px|link{{=}}Sudan]]
| Ethnic clashes
| 220
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#f4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuinea.png|link{{=}}Guinea]]
| [[Wikipedia:2009 Guinean protests|Conakry]]
| 174
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#f4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tragic Week (Spain)|Tragic Week]]
| 158
| 1909
|- style{{=}}"background:#f4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurkina_Faso.png|link{{=}}Burkina Faso]]
| [[Wikipedia:Solhan and Tadaryat massacres|Solhan and Tadaryat ]]
| 157
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Democracy party
| 80
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:PapuaNewGuinea.png|23px|link{{=}}Papua New Guinea]]
| Tribes
| 64
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Bobi Wine
| 40
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:December 2001 riots in Argentina|Buenos Aires]]
| 39
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:PapuaNewGuinea.png|23px|link{{=}}Papua New Guinea]]
| Tribes
| 30
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| [[Wikipedia:2021–2023 Eswatini protests|Eswatini protests]]
| 27
| 2021-2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Yeste massacre
| 19
| 1936
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIvory_Coast.png|link{{=}}Ivory coast]]
| 2010 FIFA World Cup qualification
| 19
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| Anti-Democratic Progressive Party
| 19
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[George Floyd]]
| 19
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLesotho.png|link{{=}}Lesotho]]
| Rock concert by Steven Kekane
| 17
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGambia.png|link{{=}}Gambia]]
| [[Wikipedia:April 2000 Gambian student massacre|Banjul school]]
| 15
| 2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:PapuaNewGuinea.png|23px|link{{=}}Papua New Guinea]]
| James Marape's tax deduction
| 15
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Night of San Daniel|Central University of Madrid]]
| 14
| 1865
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|23px|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chinese middle school student riots|Chinese middle school]]
| 13
| 1956
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|23px|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| [[Wikipedia:Zimbabwe fuel protests|Zimbabwe fuel]]
| 12
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Wamena riot|Wamena]]
| 12
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKazakhstan.png|23px|link{{=}}Kazakhstan]]
| Oil town clashes
| 11
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|23px|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| Nyasa Big Bullets VS Silver Strikers
| 8
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMauritius.png|23px|link{{=}}Mauritius]]
| [[Wikipedia:1999 L'Amicale riots|L'Amicale]]
| 7
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBolivia.png|23px|link{{=}}Bolivia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Public University of El Alto#Railing accident of 2021|University El Alto railing]]
| 7 {{youtube|aZsx4irLFNw&rco|[[Epic Fail]]}}
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTonga.png|23px|link{{=}}Tonga]]
| [[Wikipedia:2006 Nukuʻalofa riots|Nukuʻalofa]]
| 6
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Vitoria massacre|Vitoria massacre]]
| 5
| 1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMauritius.png|23px|link{{=}}Mauritius]]
| [[Wikipedia:1999 Mauritian riots|Mauritian riots]]
| 5
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:January 6 United States Capitol attack|US Capitol]]
| 51
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMauritius.png|23px|link{{=}}Mauritius]]
| [[Wikipedia:1943 Belle Vue Harel Massacre|Belle Vue Harel]]
| 4
| 1943
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMauritius.png|23px|link{{=}}Mauritius]]
| [[Wikipedia:1937 Uba riots at Union Flacq|Union Flacq]]
| 3
| 1937
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSIslands.png|23px|link{{=}}Solomon Islands]]
| [[Wikipedia:2021 Solomon Islands unrest|Solomon Islands]]
| 3
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMauritius.png|23px|link{{=}}Mauritius]]
| [[Wikipedia:1911 Curepipe riots|Curepipe]]
| 2
| 1911
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Complutense University of Madrid
| 2
| 1930
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:List of 2018 FIFA World Cup controversies#Riots in France|2018 FIFA World Cup]]
| 2
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#f7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Cullera events|Cullera events]]
| 1
| 1911
|- style{{=}}"background:#f7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|23px|link{{=}}Kyrgyzstan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2013 Kyrgyz protests|Kyrgyz protests]]
| 1
| 2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#f7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|23px|link{{=}}Kyrgyzstan]]
| [[Wikipedia:2020 Kyrgyz Revolution|Kyrgyz Revolution]]
| 1
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#f7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Killing of Samuel Luiz|Killing of Samuel Luiz]]
| 1
| 2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#f7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:2022 FIFA World Cup|2022 FIFA World Cup]]
| 1
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#f7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:2024 Bashkortostan protests|Bashkortostan]]
| 1
| 2024
|}}}

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| width=50% style="text-align:left" |
1. Plus 4 cops who an heroed afterwards.
|}
</center>

==[[Slave Tetris|Playing History 2 - Slave Trade]]==
When you're totally lazy and don't want to do it alone, just follow these magnificent examples! OFC, a little money in your wallet is necessary.
The list includes: Concentration camp killings, slavery trade, laboral abuse...


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLACE
! KILLS
! TIMESPAN
! TYPE1
|- style{{=}}"background:#15FA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| Laogais
| 6,363,961
| 31 years
| Punish
|- style{{=}}"background:#15FA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Cd.gif|23px|link{{=}}DR Congo]]
| Congo Free State Slavery
| 6,244,998
| 23 years
| Everything
|- style{{=}}"background:#15FA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| Gulags
| 2,514,552
| 20 years
| Punish
|- style{{=}}"background:#15FA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Hitler]]
| Auschwitz
| 1,284,523
| 5 years
| Punish
|- style{{=}}"background:#28FA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:NKorea_Flag.jpg|23px|link{{=}}North Korea]]
| Forced Labor camp
| 774,597
| 49 years2
| Punish
|- style{{=}}"background:#33FA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Hacienda peonage and chattel slavery
| 590,419
| 20 years
| Laboral abuse Fields
|- style{{=}}"background:#38FA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|23px|link{{=}}Korea]] [[Image:NKorea_Flag.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Korea]]
| Korea-Manchuria Slavery
| 467,654
| 6 years
| Punish
|- style{{=}}"background:#45FA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|23px|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| Portuguese Empire Slavery
| 325,000
| 25 years
| Fields
|- style{{=}}"background:#45FA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]] [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|23px|link{{=}}Italy]] [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|23px|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| Barbary trade
| 305,123
| 100 years
| Everything
|- style{{=}}"background:#96EA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|23px|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Amazon rubber boom
| 250.000
| 12 years
| Fields
|- style{{=}}"background:#96EA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|23px|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Deir ez-Zor
| 150,000
|3 years
| Punish
|- style{{=}}"background:#96EA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMyanmar.png|23px|link{{=}}Myanmar]]
| Burma Railway building
| 102.621
| 4 years
| Construction abuse
|- style{{=}}"background:#A5EA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagYugoslavia.png|23px|link{{=}}Yugoslavia]]
| Jasenovac
| 87,750
| 4 years
| Punish
|- style{{=}}"background:#A7EA00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPeru.png|23px|link{{=}}Peru]]
| Peru-China slavery
| 44,746
| 26 years
| Fields
|- style{{=}}"background:#B9FE00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Cb.gif|link{{=}}Cambodia]]
| Tuol Sleng
| 17,000
| 4 years
| Punish
|- style{{=}}"background:#B9FE00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Danube-Black Sea Channel building
| 11,454
| 5 years
| Construction abuse
|- style{{=}}"background:#C6FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Suez Channel building
| 10,609
| 10 years
| Construction abuse
|- style{{=}}"background:#D8FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHaiti.png|23px|link{{=}}Haiti]]
| Fort Dimanche
| 3,000
| 30 years
| Punish
|- style{{=}}"background:#DFFF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|23px|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Tammisaari
| 2,963
| 4 months
| Punish
|- style{{=}}"background:#E4FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagQatar.png|link{{=}}Qatar]]
| FIFA World Cup 2022
| 1,470
| 8 years
| Construction abuse
|- style{{=}}"background:#E4FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBangladesh.png|link{{=}}Bangladesh]]
| [[Wikipedia:Rana Plaza factory collapse|Rana Plaza factory]]
| 1,134
| [[Speedrun|1 day]]
| Laboral abuse
|- style{{=}}"background:#E4FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png|link{{=}}Bosnia and Herzegovina]]
| Omarska
| 700
| 2 months
| Punish
|- style{{=}}"background:#E4FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png|link{{=}}Bosnia and Herzegovina]]
| Trnopolje
| 90
| 7 months
| Punish
|}}}

{| width=46% cellpadding=15 cellspacing=0
| width=50% style="text-align:left" |
1. Type of slavery method

2. Ongoing
|}
</center>

==[[Fallout]]==
Here are the most epic nuclear and atomic accidents and bombings of the [[History|Lulzistory]]. Those who did this deserve the [[Golden ipod|Retard Of The Year Medal]] (ROTYM).


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! LOCATION
! KILLS
! TIMESPAN1
! LEVEL
|- style{{=}}"background:#05ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Hiroshima]]
| ~146,000
| 1945
| N2
|- style{{=}}"background:#11ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Chernobyl]]
| ~90,000
| 1986-
| 7
|- style{{=}}"background:#13ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Hiroshima|Nagasaki]]
| ~80,150
| 1945
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#38ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Nevada Test Site|Nevada Test Site]]
| ~49,000
| 1951-
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#45ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Fukushima]]
| 19,729
| 2011
| 7
|- style{{=}}"background:#a1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kyshtym_disaster|Kyshtym]]
| ~6,000
| 1957-
| 6
|- style{{=}}"background:#d4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:Windscale|Windscale]]
| ~240
| 1967-2007
| 5
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:1950 Fairfield-Suisun Boeing B-29 crash|Fairfield-Suisun]]
| 19
| 1950
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPanama.png|23px|link{{=}}Panama]]
| [[Wikipedia:Instituto Oncológico Nacional|San Juan de Dios]]
| 17
| 2000-2001
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sandia Base|Manzano Base]]
| 13
| 1950
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCostaRica.png|23px|link{{=}}Costa Rica]]
| [[Wikipedia:1996 San Juan de Dios radiotherapy accident|San Juan de Dios]]
| 13
| 1996
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Clinic of Zaragoza radiotherapy accident|Clinic of Zaragoza]]
| 11
| 1990
| ~4
|- style{{=}}"background:#e9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| Chazhma Bay
| 10
| 1985
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagMorocco.png|23px|link{{=}}Morocco]]
| [[Wikipedia:1984 Moroccan radiation accident|Mohammedia]]
| 8
| 1984
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:1966 Palomares B-52 crash|Palomares]]
| 7
| 1966
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Operation Plumbbob|Operation Plumbbob]]
| 6
| 1957
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}8SA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Demon Core|Los Alamos National Laboratory]]
| 5
| 1945-1946
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Mihama
| 5
| 2004
| 1
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Nyonoksa radiation accident|Nyonoksa]]
| 5
| 2019
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:RAF Lakenheath nuclear weapons accidents|RAF Lakenheath]]
| 4
| 1956
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Wikipedia:1962 Mexico City radiation accident|Cobalto-60]]
| 4
| 1962
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kramatorsk radiological accident|Kramatorsk]]
| 4
| 1980-1989
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Surry Nuclear Power Plant|Surry]]
| 4
| 1986
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|23px|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:Goiânia accident|Goiânia]]
| 4
| 1987
| 5
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:SL-1|SL-1]]
| 3
| 1961
| 4
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:1961 Goldsboro B-52 crash|Goldsboro B-52]]
| 3
| 1961
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Wikipedia:Leningrad_Nuclear_Power_Plant#Incidents_and_accidents|Leningrad Nuclear Power Plant]]
| 3
| 1975-2018
| ~4
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pelindaba#Incidents|Pelindaba]]
| 3+
| 1986-2009
| 4
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| [[Wikipedia:Samut Prakan radiation accident|Samut Prakan]]
| 3
| 2000
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:RAF Greenham Common|RAF Greenham Common]]
| 2
| 1958
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Operation Emery|Baneberry]]
| 2
| 1970-1971
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| [[Wikipedia:KS 150|Bohunice]]
| 2
| 1976
| 4
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tokaimura nuclear accidents#1999 accident|Tokaimura]]
| 2
| 1999
| 4
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Daigo Fukuryū Maru|Daigo Fukuryū Maru]]
| 1
| 1954
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Vinca
| 1
| 1958
| 3
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Wood River Junction, Rhode Island|Wood River Junction]]
| 1
| 1964
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:1965 Philippine Sea A-4 incident|Philippine Sea A-4]]
| 1
| 1965
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mayak|Mayak]]
| 1
| 1968
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreenland.png|23px|link{{=}}Greenland]]
| [[Wikipedia:1968 Thule Air Base B-52 crash|Thule]]
| 1
| 1968
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Atucha
| 1
| 1983
| 4
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Fukushima]]
| 1
| 1993
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEstonia.png|23px|link{{=}}Estonia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Theft of radioactive material in Tammiku|Tammiku]]
| 1
| 1994
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|23px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mayapuri#2010_Mayapuri_radiological_accident|Mayapuri]]
| 1
| 2010
| 4
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:Marcoule Nuclear Site|Marcoule]]
| 1
| 2011
| N
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| Russellville
| 1
| 2013
| N
|}}}

{| width=20% cellpadding=15 cellspacing=0
| width=50% style="text-align:left" |
1. Means the years of radiation pollution.

2. No level has been guaranteed.
|}
</center>

==Teardown==
When something goes wrong and ends up exploding, that means that you have entered this incredible section of the [[Over 9000|9000]] that are here.
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! LOCATION
! KILLS
! YEAR
! TONS
|- style{{=}}"background:#00ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Wanggongchang Explosion|Wanggongchang]]
| 20,000
| 1626
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#a9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|23px|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Halifax Explosion|Halifax]]
| 1,782
| 1917
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#a9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTaiwan.png|23px|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Benxihu Colliery|Benxihu Colliery]]
| 1,549
| 1942
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#b8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|23px|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| [[Wikipedia:1998 Jesse pipeline explosion|Jesse pipeline]]
| 1,082
| 1998
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#b9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Texas City disaster|Texas City]]
| 581
| 1947
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#b9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ufa train disaster|Ufa]]
| 575
| 1989
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#b9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Oppau explosion|Oppau]]
| 500-600
| 1921
| 4.500
|- style{{=}}"background:#b9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Wikipedia:San Juanico disaster|San Juanico]]
| 500-600
| 1984
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#c0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Port Chicago disaster|Port Chicago]]
| 320
| 1944
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#c0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|23px|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Wikipedia:Soma mine disaster|Soma]]
| 301
| 2014
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#c4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArmenia.png|23px|link{{=}}Armenia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Berkadzor fuel depot explosion|Berkadzor]]
| 218
| 2023
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#c4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|23px|link{{=}}Lebanon]]
| [[Wikipedia:2020 Beirut explosion|Beirut]]
| 218
| 2020
| 1100
|- style{{=}}"background:#c4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Los Alfaques disaster|Los Alfaques]]
| 215
| 1978
| 23
|- style{{=}}"background:#c4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthSudan.png|23px|link{{=}}South Sudan]]
| Juba
| 206
| 2015
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#d4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:2015 Tianjin explosions|Tianjin]]
| 173
| 2015
| 256
|- style{{=}}"background:#e5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEquatorialGuinea.png|23px|link{{=}}Equatorial Guinea]]
| [[Wikipedia:2021 Bata explosions|Bata]]
| 108
| 2021
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#e6ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMozambique.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mozambique]]
| [[Wikipedia:2007 Maputo arms depot explosion|Maputo arms depot]]
| 93
| 2007
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#e7ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:RAF Fauld explosion|RAF Fauld]]
| 70
| 1944
| 3.500 - 4.000
|- style{{=}}"background:#e8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Marcelino Ugalde School
| 67
| 1980
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#e8ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurkina_Faso.png|23px|link{{=}}Burkina Faso]]
| [[Wikipedia:Gbomblora explosion|Gbomblora]]
| 60
| 2022
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|23px|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Lac-Mégantic rail disaster|Lac-Mégantic]]
| 47
| 2013
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Wikipedia:2016 San Pablito Market fireworks explosion|San Pablito Market]]
| 42
| 2016
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLiberia.png|23px|link{{=}}Liberia]]
| Totota
| 40
| 2023
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBenin.png|23px|link{{=}}Benin]]
| Sèmè-Kpodji
| 35
| 2023
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuinea.png|23px|link{{=}}Guinea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Conakry oil depot explosion|Conakry oil depot]]
| 24
| 2023
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|23px|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| [[Wikipedia:Enschede fireworks disaster|Enschede]]
| 23
| 2000
| 0.8
|- style{{=}}"background:#f0ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Cb.gif|23px|link{{=}}Cambodia]]
| Kampong Speu
| 20
| 2024
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Texas City refinery explosion|Texas City]]
| 15
| 2005
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:NKorea_Flag.jpg|23px|link{{=}}North Korea]]
| Hyesan
| 15
| 2020
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:2008 Georgia Imperial Sugar refinery explosion|Imperial Sugar refinery]]
| 14
| 2008
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCyprus.png|23px|link{{=}}Cyprus]]
| [[Wikipedia:Evangelos Florakis Naval Base explosion|Evangelos Florakis Naval Base]]
| 13
| 2011
| 480
|- style{{=}}"background:#f9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|23px|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Nairobi
| 6
| 2024
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Black Tom explosion|Black Tom]]
| 4-7
| 1916
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:2021 Madrid explosion|Madrid]]
| 4
| 2021
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chemical Industries of Ethylene Oxide explosion|Chemical Industries of Ethylene Oxide]]
| 3
| 2020
| ?
|- style{{=}}"background:#f9ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:PEPCON disaster|PEPCON]]
| 2
| 1988
| 4500
|}}}
</center>

== [[Cults|Great Prophet(s)]] ==
Here be the Enlightened Ones, they who sought the Truth and shared it with their brothers and sisters.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PROPHET(S)
! ORDER
! CHOSEN
! BLESSED
! METHOD OF SACRIFICE
! MARTYR
! YEAR
! LORE
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Kool-Aid|Jim Jones]]
| The Peoples Temple of the Disciples of [[Marx|Christ]]
| 918
| 35
| Mass Self-Sacrifice
| Y
| 1978
| Self-proclaimed socialist-God [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|commanded that his followers drink cyanide-flavored Kool-Aid]] after realizing that pwning a congressman on a friendly visit to his humble town was bad PR.
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Joseph Kibweteere, Credonia Mwerinde
| [[tl;dr|Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God]]
| 778
| 0
| Mass Sacrifice
| Unknown, Unknown
| 2000
| Promised the apocalypse at the turn of the millennium; locked their followers in a church during service and then blew it up after being exposed. ''Directed by [[Michael Bay]]''.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Paul Nthenge Mackenzie
| Good News International Ministries
| 429-1042
| 72
| Mass Starvation
| N
| 2003–23
| Told [[idiots|followers]] to starve themselves to death to meet Jesus.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag_Greece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| Mariam Soulakiotis
| The Old Calendarist Pefkovounogiatrissas Monastery
| 177+
| 0
| Conquest
| N
| 1939-50
| Upset over changes being made to the calendar, a bunch of naughty nuns went and started their own renegade convent, where their nubile young novices were kept in chains when not being beat, whipped, and flogged. Like all greasy Greeks, they also insisted that everyone hand their monies over to them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}The Aztecs]]
| Motecuhzoma Xocoyotzin
| People of Aztlan
| 100+
| 1
| Conquest
| Y
| 1502-20
| In fear of the world ending in 2012 and the calamity caused by Spanish Jews trying to find El Dorado, he did what is nowadays often referred to as the first Holocaust ever by no one, only to get stoned by his own people and becoming an hero by refusing to eat or have his wounds dressed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[David Koresh]]
| Branch Davidians
| 86
| 50
| Disputed
| Y
| 1993
| ''See: '''[[Waco]]'''''
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]][[File:Miniflag Belgium.png|18px|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Joseph Di Mambro, Luc Jouret
| Order of the Solar Temple
| 75
| 3
| Mass Self-Sacrifice/Conquest
| Y,Y
| 1994-97
| Prophetically deemed a newborn the [[Antichrist]] and commanded for it to be stabbed. Subsequently a mass suicide was ordered by the prophet and his followers, [[wtf|dressed in ceremonial robes with plastic bags on their heads.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Marshall Applewhite
| [[Heaven's Gate]]
| 39
| 1
| Mass Self-Sacrifice
| Y
| 1997
| Castrated self to prevent earthly desires. Had his followers dress aesthetically and wrap plastic bags on their heads when Comet Hale-Bopp came near Earth so that the [[UFO|alien]] spaceship hiding behind it would [[Star Trek|beam them up]] to their salvation.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Clementine Barnabet
| The Church of Sacrifice
| 35+
| 0
| Conquest
| N
| 1909-11
| 'Murrica's first Negress serial killer and the mammy of a coon quintet that hacked up other jiggaboos for bad juju rituals that would make them immortal and invisible to the poh-leece. Lawdy.
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Ervil LeBaron
| [[Mormon|Church of the First Born of the Lamb of God]]
| 35+
| 0
| Conquest
| N
| 1972-81
| Instructed the rightful killings of many false prophets and pharisees, including his heretic of a brother and [[Homeopathy|Rulon Allred]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| Park Soon-ja
| Odaeyang Trading Co.
| 33
| 0
| Mass Self-Sacrifice
| Y
| 1987
| Trading company that acted as a religious sect. The leader committed mass suicide with others members because of doomsday shit, also the leader has being investigated for fraud, so convienent that that doomsday was approaching, right?
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]][[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Adolfo de Jesús Constanzo, Sara Aldrete
| Los Narco-satanicos
| 25+
| 1
| Conquest
| Y,N
| 1986-89
| Found favor with the dark [[Voodoo]] gods and ensured a bountiful drug trade by sacrificing [[Spic]] street trash, but then went and fucked it all up and drew attention to themselves by offing a Gringo.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Yahweh ben Yahweh
| Nation of Yahweh
| 23
| 2
| Conquest
| N
| 1979-90
| [[WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT|Black Hebrew Israelite]] whom had his disciples deliver holy judgment to defectors, [[White devils|Edomites]], and so-called Jews. DAS RITE!!!!
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Shoko Asahara
| [[Aum Shinrikyo]]
| 20
| 5200+
| Conquest
| N
| 1994-95
| The second coming of [[Jesus|Christ]] unleashing his wrath on this sinful world via [[Zyklon B|gassing]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Robin Gecht
| The Ripper Crew
| 18+
| 4
| Conquest
| N
| 1981-82
| A breast-fetishizing Satanist had his flock help him rape whores, who were then given mastectomies so that their precious mammaries could be stored for later use as snacks and sex toys.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| J.C.X. Simon
| Death Angels
| 15-270
| 10
| Conquest
| Y
| 1973-74
| Nigger Mudslimes (is there a worse combination?) popped caps in honky asses, and occasionally honored their dual heritages by groping and/or cutting the heads off of cracker women.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Soviet Canuckistan]]
| Charlie Ouyerack, Peter Sala
| The Belcher Islands Cult
| 9
| 0
| Conquest
| N, N
| 1941
| A pair of ice niggers, presumably out of it on fire water, decided to become the Eskimo Jesus and God, and clubbed anyone who objected like baby seals when not locking them outside naked in the snow to be the [[Injuns|Injun]]-cicle welcome wagon for OG white Jesus.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Charles Manson]]
| The Manson Family
| 9
| 2
| Conquest
| N
| 1969
| ''See: '''[[Charles_Manson#The_Manson_Family|The Manson Family]]'''''.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Magdalena Solís
| [[VampireFreaks|The High Priests of Blood]]
| 8+
| 0
| Sacrifice/Conquest
| N
| 1962-63
| Brought the Incan ways back in style with sex, drugs, and good old-fashioned Blood for the Blood Gods.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Immanuel David (formely known as Charles Bruce Longo)
| Family of David
| 8
| 1
| Mass sacrifice
| Y
| 1978
| Guy who believed that he was Jesus and whatnot, that thought he could destroy the world, if he concentrate hard enough, saying that the star of David didn't belong to the dirty Jews and actually belong to him. Two days after killing himself, her wife become a hero by throwing herself off a window, along her seven children, one of the children survived.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| Woo Jong-min
| Youngsang Church
| 7+
| 0
| Conquest (before his leadership, during his leadership it is unknown)/Mass self-sacrifice
| Y
| 1998
| Standard suicide Korean cult that 7 members committed suicide in 1998 for doomsday, also the cult killed a person in 1984, if don't more.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Miyamoto Shinji
| The Church of the Friends of the Truth
| 7
| 0
| Mass sacrifice
| N
| 1989
| After his death, his wife, daughter and five unmarried woman or the “Bride’s of God”, killed themselves to join him, and possibly have sex with him in the afterlife
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|24px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Mancoba brothers
| Seven Angels Ministry
| 6
| 0
| Conquest
| N (3 were killed by police)
| 2018
| Sex cult run by seven brothers, being all the women there giving sex to them to satisfy God, and their mother. Due to problems, killed five cops and one off-duty officer. After that, police pwned seven people, three were the Mancoba brothers, and the rest was arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Québec|Roch Thériault]]
| The Ant Hill Kids
| 5
| 0
| [[Torture|Penitence]]/[[Alternative Medicine|Prayer]]
| N
| 1977-89
| [[Moses]] risen to spread [[Rape|free]] [[Incest|love]] to all of God's children, when not beating the sin out of them, or attempting to cure their afflictions through a combination of faith and games of [[Guro|Operation]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Glenn Taylor Helzer
| The Children of Thunder
| 5
| 0
| Conquest
| N
| 2000
| Extorted and murdered their brokerage firm clients as the first step in their plan to train Brazilian orphans to assassinate the heads of the Mormon Church, allowing them to take it over and use it to hasten the Second Coming of Jesus.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Valentina de Andrade
| Superior Universal Alignment
| 3-19+
| 5
| Conquest
| N
| 1989-93
| Convinced that boys born after 1981 were corrupted by evil, they hacked the cocks off of random shota in the hope that it would appease their alien overlords, who would then save them from an upcoming Judgment Day.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Carl H. Drew, Robin Murphy
| The Fall River Cult
| 3
| 0
| Conquest
| N,N
| 1979-80
| Pimps and hoes doin' the usual Satanism thang, and butchering anyone who got sick of all of the schlock horror flick-inspired animal mutilation and ominous latin chanting.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Nicola Sapone
| Beasts of Satan
| 3
| 0
| Conquest
| N
| 1998-2004
| A gang of dumbass teenage metalheads, still thinking that it was the 1980s, went out and slaughtered three of their friends for the Prince of the Darkness.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Silvia Meraz
| The Human Sacrifices Sect of Nacozari
| 3
| 0
| Conquest
| N
| 2009-12
| Encouraged family fun in the form of axings committed in the name of Santa Muerte.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Helge Fossmo
| Word of Faith
| 2
| 1
| Conquest
| N
| 1999-2004
| Pentacostal priest who [[Lies|could speak with God]] and lived with his followers in a small, secluded village. Shot his first wife while she took a bath and convinced the family nanny to murder his second wife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Rod Ferell
| Vampire Clan
| 2
| 0
| Conquest
| N
| 1996
| Edgy teen that thought of himself as a vampire named Vesago. Decided to kill the parents of the girl she liked, because she described being miserable in her house, so he killed them for the girl he loved. Then they escaped and travelled to other states, before ruining out of money and then thinking that it was a good idea to ask money for the grandma of one of the members, it wasn´t, and they were arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Arnaud Mussy
| Néo-Phare
| 1
| 2
| Sacrifice
| N
| 2001
| Saying that he was [[Jesus]] and that the world would end and that flying saucers would lead them to Venus. This lead to one being a [[hero]] and two tried to but failed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Koji Takahashi
| Life Space Movement
| 1
| 0
| [[Alternative Medicine|Prayer]]
| N
| 1999
| A healer that tried helping one of his followers after he hit his head and got it fucked. The follower left the hospital trusting him. Sadly for him, he would get more fucked, dying shortly after and his body being treated like it was alive. The healer made excuses that he was still alive, like how actually blood isn't what keep people alive but, it was the air circulating in the body (of course that was the truth). The body would stay there for four months before being later found and the healer being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Indiaminiflag.gif|23px|link{{=}}India]]
| Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
| Rajneeshee Movement
| 0
| 751
| [[Pandemic|Conquest]]
| N
| 1984
| Contaminated salad bars in the hope that the disease would cause low voter turnout in an upcoming local election and in turn help their shills win the oh-so honorable prestige of county council.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Anne Hamilton-Byrne
| Santiniketan Park Association
| 0
| 14
| Conquest
| N
| 1968-75
| Would take care of 14 children of adult cult members, telling that she was their mother, giving them drugs, beatings and making them wearing matching clothes and having the hair blonde.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff600"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| "Jen", "Renee"
| [http://www.demon-sushi.com/warning/index2.html Final Fantasy House]
| 0
| 5
| Conquest
| Unknown, Unknown
| 2002
| Lesbian lovers who believed they were characters from Final Fantasy 7 reincarnated on Earth. Convinced a couple of retards to live with them and were told they were also reincarnated, or "soulbonded" as characters from the game. They would be emotionally, physically, and sexually abused.
|}}}
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== [[Fire|Fire Emblem]] ==
The dudes who never outgrew their twisted childhood obsession with fire, because lighting up bushes just wouldn't cut it anymore.


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{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER(S)
! KILLED
! INJURED
! YEAR
! STATUS
! PLAYING STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}Good Korea]]
| [[Kim Jong-Il|Kim]] [[Die|Dae]]-[[Han Solo|han]]
| 192
| 151
| 2003
| Dead
| Set fire to a stopped subway train, which then spread to another nearby train. Police couldn't find him for [[at least 100|10]] [[fail|hours]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Spic|Julio González]]
| 87
| 6
| 1990
| Dead
| Got so mad at his girlfriend that he burnt down the club she worked at. The [[nope|peaceful]] refugee didn't even manage to kill her, but he at least removed almost 90 spics from the gene pool.
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Johannesburg building fire|29-year-old man]]
| 77
| 88
| 2023
| V&
| Beat and burned a guy to death in an apartment at the order of his drug dealer. Instead, the whole building burned down.
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Felix Ngumbao, Davis Opiyo
| 67
| ?
| 2001
| Incarcerated
| Two angsty niggerfags that were pissed about the new management of their school. They set fire to their dormitory and tried to escape justice by lying like little bitches, lol.
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Wikipedia:Gothenburg discothèque fire| Immigrants]]
| 63
| 213
| 1998
| [[Epic win|Released]]
| A group of four angry muslim teens set fire to a club after being denied free entry, and ended up killing mostly immigrants. Due to their young age, they all got less than 8 years in prison and were released.
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Dong Yangling
| 61
| 15
| 1993
| Executed
| Female factory worker who burned her workplace down after being [[b&|fired]] for [[theft|stealing from their facility]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagKuwait.png|link{{=}}Kuwait]]
| [[Mudslime|Nassra Yussef al-Enzi]]
| 57
| 90
| 2009
| Incarcerated
| Mudslime woman that was jealous of her ex getting married again. Poured petrol on a tent where friends and family were partying, trapping them inside and sealing their fate.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Chen Shuizong
| 46
| 34
| 2013
| An hero
| Suicidal [[IRL]] [[oldfag]] who set fire to a bus, causing it to explode. Died in the flames.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Andrew Zimmer
| 42
| 22
| 1977
| Released
| Teenager set fire to the county jail.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Elnora Epperly
| 41
| 24
| 1950
| Dead
| [[Schizo|Mental patient]] lit fire to her curtains and burned the ward to the ground.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Louis Chiasson
| 40
| 2
| 1969
| Dead
| Quebec man who was [[lies|totally one of the only survivors of a tragic fire at a retirement home]]. Kept coming back to the scene of the crime and was convicted almost a month later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Jessie Javier Carlos
| 38
| 70
| 2017
| An hero
| He set casino tables on fire, stole chips, and spammed bullets at objects before becoming an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}britain]]
| John Thompson
| 37
| 23
| 1980
| Dead
| Poured petrol into the letterbox of a bar, dropped some paper inside, and watched the fireworks. [[lol|Died in prison on the 28th anniversary of the attack]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Shinji Aoba]]
| 36
| 33
| 2019
| Sentenced to death
| Butthurt [[otaku]] who sperged out after the KyoAni [[anime]] studio killed off his favorite waifu. Shouted "Die!" before lighting up the office with petrol.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| [[Batshit insane|Erik Solbakke Hansen]]
| 35
| 17
| 1973
| Institutionalized
| Set fire to a hotel in Copenhagen, [[win|got away with it]], and wasn't caught until [[holy shit|14 years later]] when he [[idiot|fucked up]] and tried to relive the glory days by lighting up a neighborhood.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}italy]]
| [[Palestine|Team Black September]]
| 34
| 21
| 1973
| Released
| Attacked an airport in Rome, and firebombed a plane about to take off. Hijacked another flight and went to Kuwait, where they were captured and later [[victory|released to Palestine]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Flag_of_Turkey.png|25px|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Kadir Çal
| 34
| 7
| 1991
| An hero
| Killed a group of [[Greece|Greek]] tourists by torching their bus. Died in the flames.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Zhang Yunliang
| 27
| 73
| 2009
| An hero
| Lone wolf attack on a bus. Told his kids he wanted to "[[wtf|die differently]]."
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Bruce George Peter Lee
| 26
| 30
| 1973-79
| Incarcerated
| Took a novel approach to serial killing by using fire instead of weapons or his bare hands. Up until his arrest, all of the blazes were believed by investigators to have been either natural or accidental.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAzerbaijan.gif|23px|link{{=}}Azerbaijan]]
| Mahammad Mammadov
| 26
| 4
| 2018
| Incarcerated
| [[Junkie]] who attempted to an hero via self-immolation. Having a bout of [[Troll's Remorse]], he decided to change his mind, tossing the burning blanket in the fireplace, which led to the burning down of the methadone clinic he was being treated at.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Morio Tanimoto
| 26
| 1
| 2021
| An hero
| Shinji Aoba wannabe spilled petrol all over the floor of a psychiatric clinic and ignited it. Died in the hospital a few weeks later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Eva Kováčová
| 26
| ?
| 1984
| An hero
| [[16-year-old girl]] sat fire to an institution. Killed herself in 2014 under the name René Lízna and calling herself a man.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Peter J. Leonard
| 24
| 32
| 1974
| Released
| Burned down a nightclub to cover up a robbery in an adjacent building.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Humberto Diaz de la Torre
| 24
| 32
| 1981
| Incarcerated
| [[13 year old boy|Angsty teen]] that tried to kill his uncle by setting fire to his apartment, but ended up burning down the entire building. Also killed an [[abortion|unborn child]], so it could be 25 depending on your outlook.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagHungary.jpg|25px|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| Szilveszter Matuska
| 22
| 120+
| 1930-31
| Dead?
| Dapper engineer that [[sick fuck|literally got off]] on burning bridges and causing train derailments. Was captured and sentenced to death, but [[epic win|escaped from prison and was never seen again]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagVenezuela.png|25px|link{{=}}Venezuela]]
| Pedro Arredondo
| 22
| 6
| 1978
| Incarcerated
| Got so shitfaced drunk that he decided to set fire to a nightclub.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGuyana.png|link{{=}}Guyana]]
| [[Wikipedia:2023 Mahdia school fire|15-year-old girl]]
| 20
| 29
| 2023
| Incarcerated
| Set fire to her school dorm because she was pissed that her phone got taken away.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Ma Yongping
| 17
| 32
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Another Chinese bus arsonist, but this time he actually escaped [[loser|only to be captured hours later]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Damião Soares dos Santos
| 13
| 37
| 2017
| An hero
| Old [[pedo]] torched a daycare [[an hero|and himself in the process]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| José Luis Limón Espinoza
| 13
| 4
| 2023
| V&
| 28-year-old man threw a molotov into a bar after he was refused entry.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Bai Ningyang
| 12
| 5
| 2006
| Executed
| Attacked a kindergarten with gasoline after being rejected by someone who worked there.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| David Lauwers
| 11
| 13
| 1994
| Dead
| Deaf hobo set fire to a cinema after an argument with staff.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Walter Seifert]]
| 10
| 22
| 1964
| [[An Hero]]
| Attacked a school in an epic fashion using a homemade flamethrower and melee weapons. Poisoned himself with rat poison and died in hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Unknown
| 10
| 20
| 2018
| [[Epic Win|Escaped after the attack]]
| Unknown burned down a whole school killing 10 students and escaped without a trace.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Todd Hall
| 9
| 11
| 1996
| Dead
| Literal retard who was peer pressured by his friends into igniting a box of fireworks in a fireworks store, killing 6 adults and 2 children. Died in prison in 2015.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Westgate Las Vegas#1981 fire|Philip Bruce Cline]]
| 8
| 350
| 1981
| Incarcerated
| Junkie busboy high on weed, cocaine, and angel dust played with fire near a curtain and set a hotel ablaze in [[Las Vegas]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Bald Anon
| 6
| 15
| 2008
| ?
| Unknown bald man set fire to a student dorm killing six people. He was seen celebrating and talking to medics outside the building while firemen attempted to extinguish the flames, but escaped unidentified.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Samson Øvrevåg
| 6
| 0
| [[Oldfag|1683]]
| Executed
| Lost his farm to another family because he couldn't pay his rent and returned to take his revenge, murdering a servant girl with an axe and burning the children alive before robbing the house of any valuables.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Tenho Olavi Rusanen
| 6
| 0
| 1981
| Released
| Set fire to an apartment, sentenced to 3 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Arthur McElhill
| 6
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 2007
| An hero
| Abusive registered [[sex offender]] father who set his home [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|ablaze]] along with all of his family members, including a [[Awwright|baby]], after his wife was planning on leaving him with the children. When given a rescue ladder to escape from the house, [[Batshit insane|he just grinned and went into the flames]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Neo-Nazi|Team Roach Removers]]
| 5
| 14
| 1993
| Incarcerated1
| Four Neo-Nazis that burned down a large [[Turkey|Turkish]] family's house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Raymond Lee Oyler
| 5
| 12
| 2006
| Incarcerated
| Serial arsonist who managed to frag 5 firefighters with one of his wildfires.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kyle Alwood
| 5
| 1
| 2019
| V&
| 9-year-old burned down his family mobile home.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Zak Bolland, David Worrall, Courtney Brierley
| 5
| 0
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| Gang of chavs who petrol bombed a house of [[13-year-old boy|some wanker]] they had an argument with. [[Epic Win|Managed to kill all his siblings & mother.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Josef Saller
| 4
| 6
| 1988
| Released
| Neo-nazi burned down a house full of turks. Released in 2001.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Alfon Antonsen
| 4
| 4
| 1980
| An hero
| 54-year-old sheep farmer set fire to his neighbor's house in the middle of the night and fired at survivors with a shotgun before blowing his brains out behind a barn. Known as a strange guy, Alfon would often accuse people of stealing his sheep or being part of "the Black Guerrilla", or threaten to kill everybody in the area.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Sari Maaria Leinonen
| 4
| 3
| 2001
| Released
| Burned down a house to avenge her son, who died a month earlier while drinking bad moonshine at a party there. Sentenced to 12 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bal des Ardents|Louis I of Orléans]]
| 4
| 0
| [[Oldfag|1393]]
| Dead
| The king ordered several dancers to perform in a strange game; wearing robes covered in flammable resin, the audience were going to attempt to identify who was who while the performers danced. The brother of the king, Louis used cheat codes and lit fire to the dancers in order to win, resulting in the deaths of 4 performers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| John Leonard Orr
| 4
| 0
| 1984-91
| Incarcerated
| An arson investigator who would set small fires on the outskirts of LA, distracting firefighters from the bigger ones that he would then start in stores. After his arrest, he wrote a novel about a fireman who moonlights as an arsonist, and whose name is an anagram of "I set L.A. arson."
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Michael Peters, Lars Christiansen
| 3
| 9
| 1992
| Incarcerated
| Neo-nazis who fire bombed the houses of two turkish families. Snuffed out two [[lolis]] and one of their [[Oldfag|grandmother.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Karim Abbas, Zakhariya Hassan
| 3
| 5
| 2010
| Released
| Set fire to a pizzeria owned by brothers Araz and Aram Bibani in an insurance scam plot. All four were sentenced to between 9 and 11 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jari Tanskanen
| 3
| 1
| 2001
| Incarcerated
| Set fire to a house and killed some of his friends. Escaped from prison in 2008.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAlbania.png|link{{=}}Albania]]
| Lefter Canaj
| 3
| 0
| 2016
| An hero
| Dyalisis patient set the ward alight after an argument. [https://pomf2.lain.la/f/rvazh8fi.mp4 This was captured by CCTV].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Darren Patrick Clover
| 3
| 0
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| Hobo who torched his ex-girlfriend, her daughter and new lover. [[Lulz|Those retards chained themselves inside thinking that they would be safer.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Paul Kenneth Keller
| 3
| 0
| 1992-93
| Incarcerated
| Drove around in a company car looking for places to burn, and was eventually caught after a fire that he had set at a retirement home incinerated three of the residents.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Juhani Helmeri Koivuniemi
| 2
| 2
| 2010
| Incarcerated
| A man in Kauhajoki set fire to a house. One of the dead was a fireman who rescued the two injured.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mikael Turunen
| 2
| 1
| 2002
| Released
| Robbed a house while a party was going on, waited until they all passed out and set fire to the house. Sentenced to 12 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Jonas Olsson
| 2
| 1
| 2013
| Incarcerated
| 39-year-old locked his kids in a cabin and set it on fire. He was sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ronja Johanna Emilia Heino
| 2
| 0
| 2004
| Incarcerated
| 23-year-old mother set fire to her apartment killing her young sons. She was sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Sini Åkerberg
| 2
| 0
| 2005
| An hero
| Drugged her kids and burned down the house while her eldest son Harri was at school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Nina Elizabeth de Lange Davies
| 2
| 0
| 2007
| An hero
| Mother drugged her daughters and set the house on fire to avoid losing custody.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Janne Tapani Tihinen
| 2
| 0
| 2011
| Incarcerated
| Burned down his house with gasoline and gas tanks to spite his wife and tried to slit his own throat.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Satu Ingalsuo
| 2
| 0
| 2017
| Institutionalized
| Woman set fire to her grandmother's house. Previously, Satu changed her name to all sorts of things and complained about her problems on Facebook and YouTube.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Haruo Hayashizaki
| 1
| 26
| 2015
| An hero
| [[Oldfag]] who wanted to go out in a blaze of glory...literally. Decided the best way to do this was to set himself alight on a bullet train. Managed to get one frag because of this.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Lasse Göran Laakso
| 1
| 2
| 2001
| Released
| Set fire to his house, killing his wife and injuring his kids.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Esa Aarnilamme
| 1
| 1
| 2003
| Incarcerated
| 41-year-old alcoholic set fire to his friends house for some reason. Sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| John David Jones
| 1
| 1
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| American immigrant set fire to his house, killing his wife and almost killing his son.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Raimo Juhani Nyman
| 1
| 0
| 2001
| Incarcerated
| 49-year-old captured a believed thief, chained him up in a basement for 12 days before pouring gasoline on him and burning him alive.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jari Petteri Räsänen
| 1
| 0
| 2007
| Incarcerated
| Poured gasoline on a woman and set her on fire after arguing about alcohol.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mika-Matti Mäkelä
| 1
| 0
| 2007
| Released
| Set fire to an abandoned car for the lulz, unknowingly killing a hobo that was sleeping in the back seat. Sentenced to 10 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Teuvo Päiviö Saarinen
| 1
| 0
| 2008
| Released
| Delusional man set fire to his disabled wife's bed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Henna-Mari Sofia Viitanen
| 1
| 0
| 2011
| Released
| 27-year-old drug addict set fire to a man sleeping at a bus stop along with her two friends. Sentenced to 9 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Hilkka Annikki Alanko
| 1
| 0
| 2018
| Incarcerated
| 53-year-old alcoholic set fire to her house, killing her husband.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Lauri Juhani Taavitsainen
| 1
| 0
| 2020
| Incarcerated
| 37-year-old [[sick fuck]] burned his aunt alive and forced his uncle to watch.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ritva Maria Leppänen
| 1
| 0
| 2020
| Incarcerated
| 62-year-old woman poured flammable liquids on her 68-year-old boyfriend and lit him on fire because he didn't take her dog's disappearance seriously. She had tried to burn him up in 2011 and 2013 as well.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Salo Jussi
| 1
| 0
| 2021
| Institutionalized
| Insane man set fire to a house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Paul Streeton
| 0
| 1
| 1996
| Incarcerated
| Burned up an aboriginal ausfailian, beacause his skin color was ugly.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Musab Mohammaed Masmari
| 0
| 0
| 2013
| Incarcerated
| [[Mudslime]] who wanted to purge the earth of [[fags]] with the holy hellfire of Allah. [[Epic Fail|The bartender managed to put out within seconds however.]] [[Dumbass|Nice going, towel head.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[John Earnest]]
| 0
| 0
| 2019
| Incarcerated
| Torched a mosque and left graffiti saying "For Brenton Tarrant -t. /pol/", but failed to kill or injure any mudslimes. A month later, he went for the High Score again, this time on FPS Single Player at a synagogue.
|}}}

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1. Two of them were released early on good behavior.
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== [[Serial killer|Tactical Espionage Action]] ==
Remember when your mother warned you as a child to not talk to strangers? These people are the absolute worst examples of who you might encounter if you do.


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{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER(S)
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! POSSIBLE KILLS
! YEARS ACTIVE
! STATUS
! PLAYING STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| Luis Garavito
| 142
| 172-400+
| 1992-1999
| Died in prison
| Raped, tortured, and killed children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Olga Briscorn
| 128
| 128
| 1818-1822
| Dead
| Tortured and killed peasants working for her.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Thug Behram
| 125
| 931
| 1790-1840
| Executed
| Strangled hundreds of victims until the British caught up and hanged him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| Pedro Alonso López
| 110
| 310-350+
| 1969-2002
| [[Epic Win|Free, lol]]
| Raped, tortured, and killed children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Gilles De Rais
| 100
| 200-600+
| 1432-1440
| Executed
| Raped, tortured, and killed children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPakistan.png|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Javed Iqbal
| 100
| 100
| 1998-1999
| [[An hero]]
| Raped and murdered little boys before dissolving their bodies with acid. He confessed to his crimes through a letter to police and hung himself on his 45th birthday.
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Delfina de Jesus Gonzalez, Maria de Jesus Gonzalez
| 91
| 150-200+
| 1950-1964
| Died in prison
| Whorehouse owners and pimps killed their hookers when they got on their bad side.
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| | [[File:MiniflagHungary.jpg|25px|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| Elizabeth Báthory
| 80
| 600+
| 1590-1610
| Dead
| Killed women to bathe in their blood to help her skin. [[Epic Win|Only received house arrest in her cozy castle]] due to being a [[Vampire|Count]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Mikhail Popkov
| 78
| 83+
| 1992-2010
| In prison
| Known as "The Werewolf" Mikhail, a policeman, lured dozens of women away in his police car, driving them to distant locations to murder them with various tools before having sex with their bodies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| Daniel [[Dexter|Camargo]]
| 72
| 150
| 1974-1986
| Killed in jail
| Raped, tortured, and killed children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Pedro Rodrigues Filho
| 71
| 100+
| 1967-2003
| [[Epic Win|<s>Free, lol</s>]] [[Game over|Murdered]]
| Killer of criminals. Avenged the death of his mother by killing his father and [[Awesome|eating his heart]]. [[Win|Killed 47 inmates in prison]]. He was freed and even got a {{yt|c|UCCv8K2TMINhSHHSEP9UDRsw|JewTube channel}} to flex on his victims until he was gunned down by two men in [[2023]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Kampatimar Shankariya
| 70
| 70+
| 1977-1978
| Executed
| Disguised in the dark as a [[hobo]] before whacking unsuspecting strangers in the head with a hammer.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]
| Ivomoku Bakusuba
| 67
| 67
| 1940-1944
| An hero
| Strangled, raped and beat little kids.
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag of China.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yang Xinhai
| 67
| 67
| 2000-2003
| Executed
| (alias the "[[Lol|Monster Killer]]") Would go into random [[Azn|Chink]] houses at night, [[K/|armed to the teeth]]. After entering, he would proceed to [[Pwnt|pwn]] every-fucking-thing in sight.
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Samuel Little
| 60
| 93
| 1970-2005
| Died in prison
| Picked up women in his car before killing them. Samuel had been in and out of prison 26 times for assault, attempted rape and fraud before ultimately being linked to some of the murders after a 2012 DNA test. After confessing to 93 murders and drawing many sketches of his alleged victims, he died in prison at the age of 80.
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Andrei Chikatilo
| 53
| 56+
| 1978-1990
| Executed
| [[Erectile dysfunction|Impotent]] teacher who only got hard by murdering wimmins and boys in the forest, raping their corpses, and eating their flesh and organs ([[Bisexual|he especially liked to eat balls, vaginas and wombs]]). [[Epic Win|Three people were previously convicted and executed for his crimes]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUkraine.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| Anatoly Onoprienko
| 52
| 52+
| 1989-1996
| Died in prison
| Robbed home after home, brutally killing entire families.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Gary Ridgway
| 49
| 71-90+
| 1982-2000
| In prison
| Trucker who strangled [[Whore|prostitutes]], dumped them in the Green River, and returned to the bodies later for some sweet [[necrophilia]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Alexander Pichushkin
| 48
| 61+
| 1992-2006
| In prison
| Beat hobos with a hammer then stabbed them with a broken vodka bottle. Wanted to kill 64 people to fill a chessboard.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| Mohammed Bijeh
| 46
| 46
| 2002-2004
| Executed
| Raped and murdered little boys.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag of China.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Wang Qiang
| 45
| 45+
| 1995-2003
| Executed
| Raped and killed women randomly, sometimes together with his friends.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Ahmad Suradji
| 42
| 80+
| 1986-1997
| Executed
| Strangled girls in order to get magical powers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Raman Raghav
| 41
| 41+
| 1965-1968
| Died in prison
| Roamed Mumbai for three years, slaughtering random people in their sleep.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Micajah Harpe, Wiley Harpe
| 39
| 50+
| 1775-1804
| Executed
| America's first serial killers, these British red coats turned outlaws robbed, raped, tortured and mutilated Americunts that pissed them off, becoming the most wanted guys in the country before it was cool.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Moses Sithole
| 38
| 76
| 1994-1995
| In prison
| Beat, raped and strangled women he lured to remote areas.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUkraine.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| Serhiy Tkach
| 37
| 100+
| 1980-2005
| Died in prison
| Cop killed young girls and had sex with their dead bodies. Was caught after attending the funeral of a victim in 2005 and died of heart failure in 2018.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Ted Bundy]]
| 35
| 36+
| 1974-1978
| Executed
| Escaped from prison twice, strangled and raped 35 girls over 4 years.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Fernando Hernández Leyva
| 33
| 137
| 1982-1999
| In prison
| Killed and kidnapped people. In an attempt to hang himself, the rope snapped because he was too fat.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[John Wayne Gacy]]
| 33
| 34+
| 1972-1978
| Executed
| Killed and raped little boys, often dressed up as a clown. Hid bodies in his crawlspace.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Ramadan Abdel Rehim Mansour
| 32
| 32+
| 1999-2006
| Executed
| Raped and tortured little boys on various trains, disposing of them by throwing them off the train.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Karl Denke
| 30
| 42+
| 1903-1924
| An hero
| Killed homeless vagrants and travelers, selling their flesh as pork.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| David Thabo Simelane
| 28
| 45
| 2000-2001
| In prison.
| Abducted, raped, stabbed, strangled and [[Beheading|beheaded]] women.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Dean Corll|Dean Corll]]
| 28
| 42+
| 1970-1973
| [[Epic Fail|Killed by his accomplice]]
| Raped, tortured, and killed at least 28 boys in [[Texas|Houston]]. [[Epic Fail|Shot to death by his accomplice after flipping his shit about the accomplice bringing a girl to his house.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Darya Nikolayevna Saltykova
| 26
| 138
| 1756-1762
| Died in prison
| Tortured and killed peasants working for her.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHungary.png|23px|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| Béla Kiss
| 24
| 24
| 1915-1916
| Dead
| Strangled, killed and conserved women (including his wife) in barrels of alcohol until his landlord opened one of the barrels while Béla was at war. Escaped from a Serbian hospital and was never seen again.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Larry Eyler
| 21
| 24
| 1982-1984
| Died in prison
| Tortured and killed teenage boys. Died from [[AIDS]] in 1994.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUkraine.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
|[[Dnepropetrovsk maniacs|Viktor Sayenko, Igor Suprunyuk]]
| 21
| 21
| 2007
| Incarcerated
| Serial killer duo from Ukraine. Creators of [[3 guys 1 hammer]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Tadeusz Grzesik
| 20
| 40+
| 1991-2007
| Incarcerated
| The leader of a gang which went on to be called ''The Gang of Moneychangers Killers''. Attacked owners of currency exchanges offices. The group was responsible for 20 to 40 murders committed over a 16-year period.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Mohan Kumar Vivekanand
| 20
| 20
| 2005-2009
| Incarcerated
| Tricked women to marry him before giving them cyanide pills and stealing their jewelry. Originally sentenced to death, commuted to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Richard Cottingham
| 18
| 19+
| 1967-1980
| In prison
| Raped, tied and strangled hookers before mutilating them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPeru.png|link{{=}}Peru]]
| Pedro Pablo Nakada Ludeña
| 17
| 25
| 2005-2006
| In prison
| Killed drug addicts, prostitutes, homosexuals, and criminals on a mission from god. His brother Vayron Jonathan Nakada Ludeña went on a three day knifing spree, and can be found on the Hack'N'Slash scoreboard.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Robert Hansen
| 17
| 21
| 1972-1983
| Died in prison
| Abducted prostitutes and flew them out into the Alaskan wilderness so he could hunt them like animals.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jeffrey Dahmer]]
| 17
| 17
| 1978-1991
| Killed in prison
| Lured fags to his apartment before drugging and strangling them, later eating their flesh. While in prison, Jeffrey was beaten to death by an angry nigger.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ángel Maturino Reséndiz
| 16
| 23+
| 1986-1999
| Executed
| The Railroad Killer, [[spic]] robbed and killed random people in their homes while living the life of a trainhopping hobo.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| José Antonio Rodriguez Vega
| 16
| 16
| 1987-1988
| Dead
| Killed, abused and stabbed grannies
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Donald Henry Gaskins
| 15
| 110
| 1953-1982
| Executed
| The Meanest Man in America, Pee Wee raped, robbed, stabbed, shot, drowned, and poisoned over a dozen people and was sentenced to life. He later won himself a death sentence in prison by playing [[Hitman]] and sending disguised C4 explosives to another inmate.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Richard Ramirez
| 15
| 15+
| 1984-1985
| Died in prison
| The Night Stalker, this Satanist entered homes at night and tortured and killed everyone inside, sometimes allowed people to live by making them pray to Satan.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Zdzisław Marchwicki
| 14
| 14
| 1964-1970
| Executed
| Polish serial killer known as ''The Zagłębie Vampire''. Killed 14 women and sexually assaulted 7 others. He was sentenced to death and executed in 1977, but since then his guilt has been questioned. Acted together with several accomplices, including his younger brother who turned out to be a [[Faggot|fag]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Marcelo Costa de Andrade
| 14
| 14
| 1991
| In a psychiatric hospital
| Killed little boys randomly before being sent off to the nuthouse.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Peter Sutcliffe
| 13
| 22+
| 1975-1980
| Died in prison
| The Yorkshire Ripper killed women and died from [[Corona Virus|Covid-19]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Cleveland Torso Murderer
| 13
| 20+
| 1934-1938
| [[Epic Win|Unidentified]]
| Anon mutilated vagrants alive and dumped their torsos around Cleveland.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Joseph James DeAngelo
| 13
| 13
| 1975-1986
| In prison
| The Original Night Stalker AKA the Golden State Killer, family man and cop had a double life robbing, raping and killing women and almost got away with it. [[v&]] after 30 years due to DNA evidence.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Maury Travis
| 12
| 17+
| 2000-2002
| An hero
| Crazed nigger kidnapped black prostitutes and made snuff films with them before being caught and hanging himself in jail.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Dennis Nilsen
| 12
| 15
| 1978-1983
| Died in prison
| UK Jeffrey Dahmer, faggot who killed sexy boys for epic [[Necrophilia|necro sex]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Fred West, Rose West
| 12
| 13+
| 1967-1987
| 1 An hero, 1 in prison
| Husband and wife raped, tortured and killed over a dozen women while raping their own children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| John Bunting
| 12
| 12
| 1992-1999
| In prison
| Tortured and killed fags, pedos, people he thought were weak, and would steal their bank accounts for personal use.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link{{=}}Zambia]]
| Stephano, Mika and Fabian Mailoni
| 12
| 12
| 2007-2013
| Killed by police
| A trio who killed random people with an axe and a machete.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Herb Baumeister|Herb Baumeister]]{{Jew}}
| 11
| 24+
| 1980-1995
| An hero
| Herbert the pervert, a business owner (of course) liked to LARP as a faggot in gay bars to lure other faggots to their inevitable death by strangling. Shot himself in 1996 while on the run.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Leonard Lake, Charles Ng
| 11
| 25
| 1983-1985
| 1 An hero, 1 in prison
| Paranoid survivalist and his chink right hand man killed friends and families.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Gerald Gallego, Charlene Gallego
| 11
| 11+
| 1978-1980
| 1 died in prison, 1 [[Epic Win|free (Pussy Pass Bonus)]]
| Raped and enslaved women and teenage girls before killing them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|23px|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Marc Dutroux
| 11
| 11+
| 1986-1996
| In prison
| Raped and killed little girls.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Francisco García Escalero
| 11
| 11+
| 1987-1994
| Dead
| Batshit insane dude who raped bodies and eated them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Nikolai Dzuhumagaliev
| 10
| 10+
| 1979-1991
| In psychiatric hospital
| Killed and ate women, serving them up at dinner with friends before being thrown in the loony bin. He escaped several years later and killed a few more before being recaptured.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Masten Wanjala
| 10
| 10+
| 2019-2021
| Dead
| 20-year-old nigger who confessed to [[Drugs|drugging]], killing and [[Satanism|drinking the blood]] of more than 10 young boys, [[Lynching|lynched]] by a mob of angry niggers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Edmund Kemper|Edmund Kemper]]
| 10
| 10
| 1964-1973
| In prison
| Started off at 15 years old by killing his grandparents. Soon after being released he would begin picking up hitchhiking women to kill them, behead them and have sex with the severed head and corpse. After killing his mom and her friend, he turned himself in.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Dennis Rader|Dennis Rader]]
| 10
| 10
| 1974-1991
| In prison
| Known as BTK (Bind, Torture, Kill) Dennis would do just that to unsuspecting families, mailing letters to police and news stations and crossdressing in his victims clothing for kinky photo shoots. After going quiet and evading law enforcement for 10 years, he began mailing again and played himself by asking if floppy disks were traceable. When the police said they were not, [[Epic Fail|he mailed a traceable floppy disk and was subsequently arrested]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Manuel Blanco Romasanta
| 9
| 20
| 1844-1852
| Executed
| Killed people and used their fat to make soap.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Umesh Reddy
| 9
| 18+
| 1996-2002
| Incarcerated
| Convicted of 9 killings of women. Originally sentenced to death, but commuted to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Peter Kürten
| 9
| 9+
| 1913-1929
| Executed
| The Vampire of Düsseldorf, killed girls and women and drank their blood.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Tamara Ivanyutina
| 9
| 9
| 1976-1987
| Executed
| School dishwasher poisoned children and other people that annoyed her.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Rodney James Alcala
| 8
| 130+
| 1971-1979
| Died in prison
| Brutally raped and slaughtered several girls, [[lol|appearing on the Dating Game while on the run]], and evading the death sentence several times.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Joachim Kroll
| 8
| 12
| 1955-1976
| Died in prison
| Raped, killed and mutilated women.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Michel Fourniret, Monique Olivier
| 8
| 12+
| 1987-2003
| 1 died in prison, 1 incarcerated
| Couple of sick lovers kidnapped, raped and murdered several young girls.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| John Christie
| 8
| 8+
| 1943-1953
| Executed
| Killed women including his wife before being hanged.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| Angeline Mabhiza
| 8
| 8
| 2012-2014
| An heroine
| She poisoned little kiddies to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:2010–2017 Toronto serial homicides|Bruce McArthur]]
| 8
| 3
| 2010-2017
| In prison
| Invited gays to [[BDSM|bondage]] and choked them with his penis.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Manuel Delgado Villegas
| 7
| 48+
| 1964-1971
| Died in a mental hospital
| Killed people and raped the bodies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Todd Kohlhepp|Todd Kohlhepp]]
| 7
| 10+
| 2003-2016
| In prison
| After being humiliated by staff at the local motorbike store, Todd shot the place up [[Epic win|and got away with it]] in [[2003]]. He would continue killing and would later be known as "The [[Amazon]] review killer" because of lulzy, incriminating reviews left by him were uncovered after he was caught red handed with some bitch chained up in a storage container and dead bodies on his property. Although only seven victims have been confirmed, Todd claims to have killed many more.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Aileen Wuornos
| 7
| 7+
| 1989-1990
| Executed
| Crazy hooker robbed and killed men she fucked.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Aloys Tubarimo
| 7
| 7+
| 2007
| In prison
| Beat cycle taxi drivers to death after he stole their vehicles.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Wesley Brownlee
| 7
| 7+
| 2021-2022
| In prison
| Random nigger shot random spics in the middle of the night, probably cus [[Coronavirus|'rona]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Tadeusz Ensztajn
| 7
| 7
| 1933
| Sentenced to 15 years in prison
| Raped and killed women.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Chicago Tylenol murderer
| 7
| 7
| 1982
| [[Epic Win|Unidentified]]
| Anon laced Tylenol pills with cyanide when they hit the pharmacy shelves.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link{{=}}Zambia]]
| Filita Malisha
| 7
| 7
| 1995
| In prison?
| Woman killed her 7 sons for satanic rituals.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| K. P. Jayandan
| 7
| 7
| 2003-2008
| Executed
| Went on a robbing spree killing people along the way. Sentenced to death and hanged in 2013.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Motta Navas
| 7
| 7
| 2012
| Incarcerated
| Bludgeoned random hobos at night.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCyprus.png|link{{=}}Cyprus]]
| Nikos Metaxas
| 7
| 7
| 2016-2018
| In prison
| A jewtuber who killed 7 foreigns in Nicosia.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Robert Pickton|Robert Pickton]]
| 6
| 49
| 1983-2002
| Killed in prison
| Kidnapped and stabbed at least six women in and around his pig farm.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Volker Eckert
| 6
| 19+
| 1974-2006
| An hero
| Hair-fetishist strangled women to stroke their hair. Committed his first kill as a 14-year-old and killed himself after he was caught.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| David Berkowitz
| 6
| 6
| 1976-1977
| In prison
| Son of Sam, schizo took orders from his neighbors demon dog to kill women.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Richard Chase]]
| 6
| 6
| 1977-1978
| An hero
| Killed people, drank their blood, and fucked and ate their corpses. Overdosed on meds in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Gowri Shankar
| 6
| 6
| 1975-1989
| Executed
| Gangster and serial killer. Hanged in 1995.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLithuania.png|link{{=}}Lithuania]]
| Antanas Varnelis
| 6
| 6
| 1992
| Executed
| Killed old people to get their money.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Alfredo Galán Sotillo
| 6
| 6
| 2003
| Imprisioned
| Killed randoms and left tarot card near the bodies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Academy Maniacs|Artyom Alexandrovich Anoufriev, Nikita Vakhtangovich Lytkin]]
| 6
| 6
| 2010-2011
| 1 incarcerated, 1 died in prison
| 2 teenagers who tried to imitate Dnepropetrovsk maniacs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Lázaro Barbosa de Sousa
| 6
| 6
| 2021
| Killed by police
| Crazed satanist killed a family of 4 before escaping, triggering a 20-day manhunt and 2 more kills before he got riddled with police bullets.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Carl Panzram
| 5
| 21-100+
| 1915-1929
| Executed
| Robbed, sodomized, and killed men due to serious anger issues. After getting a dishonorable discharge from the army and a prison sentence signed by president William Howard Taft, he later robbed his mansion, stole his gun, and killed several victims with it. He refused to appeal his death sentence and told death penalty opponents "The only thanks you will ever get from me is that I wish you all had one neck and that I had my hands on it."
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Zodiac Killer
| 5
| 20-37
| 1968-1969
| [[Epic Win|Unidentified]]
| Attacked and killed couples while sending puzzles to the cops taunting them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Joe Ball
| 5
| 20
| 1936-1938
| An hero
| The Alligator Man, saloon owner fed his pet alligators women he hired. Shot himself when the cops came to ask questions.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ray Copeland, Faye Copeland
| 5
| 12
| 1986-1989
| Died in prison
| Farmer couple had drifters buy them cattle with bad checks and shot them to leave no trace.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| [[Jack the Ripper]]
| 5
| 5+
| 1888-1891
| [[Epic Win|Unidentified]]
| Anon tortured and gutted women.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Ian Brady, Myra Hindley
| 5
| 5
| 1963-1965
| Died in prison
| Raped, tortured, and killed children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|Link{{=}}Spain]]
| Joaquín Ferrándiz Ventura
| 5
| 5
| 1995-1996
| Incarcerated
| Raped women and killed them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Lee Chow Meng
| 5
| 5
| 1996-1997
| Died in prison
| Raped and killed women and the elderly.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAngola.png|link{{=}}Angola]]
| Severino Tchivinda
| 5
| 5
| 2015-2017
| In prison
| Killed couples with a machete, ripped off their heads and preserved them in alcohol.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHongKong.png|link{{=}}Hong Kong]]
| [[Lam Kor Wan]]
| 4
| 15
| 1982
| In prison
| Strangled women he picked up in his taxi and mutilated them, saving the vaginas and boobs in tupperware.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Roger Herbert Haglund
| 4
| 6
| 1991-1992
| Dead
| Suspected of a double murder in the 80's and convicted of four murders in Tistedalen, as well as a bank robbery. In 1992 Roger shot and killed a shop owner in his own car, before robbing him. [[Prank|Unfortunately for Roger, the bag he grabbed was full of milk instead of money]]. He was caught in 1993, released in 2007 and died a free man in 2011.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jukka Lindholm
| 4
| 4+
| 1985-2018
| In prison
| Tranny who has been in and out of prison for several murders and prison escapes.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Piedad Martínez del Águila
| 4
| 4
| 1965-1966
| Free?
| At 12 years old, she poisoned her 4 brothers one by one because they were fucking up her life.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Bogdan Arnold
| 4
| 4
| 1966-1967
| Sentenced to death and executed
| Killed and dismembered prostitutes and lived with their bodies, hiding them at his apartment.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Fritz Honka
| 4
| 4
| 1970-1975
| Dead
| Heavy alcoholic killed prostitutes he didn't feel satisfied with. Released in 1993 and died in 1998.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Thor Nis Christiansen
| 4
| 4
| 1976-1979
| Killed in prison
| [[Danish]] immigrant killed hitchhikers and had epic necro sex with their corpses. Was killed in Folsom prison by another inmate at the age of 23.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|Link{{=}}Spain]]
| Ramón Laso Moreno
| 4
| 4
| 1988-2009
| Imprisoned
| Killed his wife, child and other randoms.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Per Fredrik Bamer
| 4
| 4
| 1998-2023
| In prison
| Career criminal and drug addict stabbed and robbed an elderly couple in 1998, got busted, imprisoned and later released in 2012. After being released, Per began breaking into houses again, and it is not known if he murdered more people until 2023, when he committed another double murder using a knife. One of the victims in 2023 was a former friend who testified against him in the 1998 case.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Stephen Port|Stephen Port]]
| 4
| 4
| 2014-2015
| In prison
| Known as The [[Grindr]] Killer, a faggot who drugged other fags he met through the app before raping them. Many of his victims died of overdoses. [https://www.kentlive.news/news/kent-news/stephen-port-richard-huckle-sick-7399172 Stephen had lots of prison sex with fellow inmate, prolific paedophile Richard Huckle] before the latter was '''{{wikilink|Richard_Huckle#Death|brutally murdered.}}'''
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Henry Lee Lucas
| 3
| 250+
| 1960-1983
| Died in prison
| Killed his mom and two other women. Falsely confessed to killing hundreds of people before being revealed to be an [[attention whore]] and having his death sentence commuted by governor [[Dubya]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Rex Heuermann
| 3
| 18
| 1996-2011
| V&
| Suspected "[[Long Island]] serial killer", a respected architect currently charged with three of the murders because he got bored and called families of his victims to taunt them. Was busted due to DNA and searching for stuff regarding his victims online, including "[[Gay|asian twink]]".
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Israel Keyes]]
| 3
| 11+
| 2001-2012
| An hero
| Robbed banks and murdered random people in his free time. Slit his wrists after being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Albert Fish
| 3
| 9+
| 1924-1928
| Executed
| The Gray Man, [[schizo]] raped and tortured children because god told him to. Went on a childkilling spree after a buddy told him how sweet child flesh tasted. Got caught after sending mail to a victims mother telling her how delicious her daughter was and executed in the electric chair.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Martin Ney
| 3
| 4
| 1992-2001
| In prison
| Pedophile known as "[[Nigger|The Black Man]]" who would break into various buildings to fondle and snatch little kids.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Edgar Antonsen
| 3
| 3+
| 1962-1974
| An hero
| Killed an 80-year-old woman to cover up a robbery before joining forces with his brother to kidnap, rape and kill hitchhikers. After being released for the murders and moving to another part of Norway under a new name, Edgar raped the 10-year-old daughter of his parole officer. Suddenly, the parents of the girl recieved an [[anonymous]] call informing them that Edgar was about to get what was coming to him. Soon after this Edgar's body was found laying lifeless along the shore, dead from an apparent suicide.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Paul Bernardo, Karla Homolka
| 3
| 3+
| 1990-1992
| 1 in prison, 1 [[Epic Win|free (Pussy Pass Bonus)]]
| Husband and wife raped and murdered teenage girls. Karla raped and ate out her sister while she was on her period.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Akku Yadav
| 3
| 3+
| 1991-2004
| Killed
| Gangster and rapist killed random people. Lynched in 2004.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Hamisi Prince
| 3
| 3+
| 1998-1999
| Institutionalized
| A 9 year old kid who clubbed and strangled kids with a club and also stoned them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Stephen Shaun Griffiths
| 3
| 3+
| 2009-2010
| Incarcerated
| Killed and ate prostitutes. Famous for a photograph taken by CCTV in his apartment building showing Stephen holding a crossbow and showing his middle finger to the camera shortly after killing his last victim.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Jorge Ignacio Palma
| 3
| 3+
| 2018-2019
| In prison
| Killed bitches to fuck the bodies and get the money back.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Mary Maher
| 3
| 3
| 1906
| An hero
| 11 year old strangled her brothers before drowning herself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Graham Young
| 3
| 3
| 1962-1971
| Died in prison
| He poisoned his stepmother and 2 co-workers with toxic tea.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ensio Koivunen
| 3
| 3
| 1971
| Dead
| Spent the summer kidnapping hitchhikers and gassing them to death using his car. Pardoned in 1981 and died in 2003.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Dámaso Rodríguez Martín
| 3
| 3
| 1981-1991
| An hero
| Canarian pedophile witch who left several magical symbols in an abandoned house where he hid before an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Joaquín Villalón Díez
| 3
| 3
| 1981-1992
| Released
| Killed 2 trannies and his wife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles Albright
| 3
| 3
| 1990-1991
| Died in prison
| The Eyeball Killer, shot hookers and surgically removed their eyes.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Gustavo Romero Tercero
| 3
| 3
| 1993-1998
| Incarcerated
| Redneck pervert who raped chicks.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Amarjeet Sada
| 3
| 3
| 2006-2007
| [[Epic Win|Free, lol]]
| Killed a random baby and his sister and cousin strangling them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Billy Chemirmir
| 2
| 22
| 2016-2018
| Killed in prison
| Nigger robbed and killed a bunch of elderly women, making it look like they died in their sleep.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jesse Harding Pomeroy
| 2
| 10
| 1871-1872
| Dead
| When Jesse was 12 and 13 years old, stabbed and killed 2 kids before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ed Gein]]
| 2
| 9
| 1954-1957
| Died in psychiatric hospital
| Killed and robbed the graves of women and made furniture and clothing out of their remains.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Per Anders Eklund
| 2
| 4+
| 2000-2008
| Incarcerated
| Strangled and raped a woman in 2000 and did the same to a 10-year-old girl in 2008, for which he was arrested. He is suspected of two other murders in the 90's and has raped other women throughout the years.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Tor Hepsø
| 2
| 2+
| 1976-1977
| Dead
| Confessed to the rape and murder of two women on his deathbed in 2005. Another man had been convicted of both murders.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Mary Bell]]
| 2
| 2
| 1968
| [[Epic Win|Free, lol]]
| Insane 10 year old strangled, stabbed, raped and gutted little kiddies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| Simba Mamphori
| 1
| 4
| 2016-2019
| In prison
| Killed women who dated him with a screwdriver.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Philip Patrick Westh
| 1
| 2+
| 2016-2023
| Incarcerated
| Suspected of [[Wikipedia:Murder of Emilie Meng|killing some 17-year-old girl in 2016]] as well as a mutual acquaintance who went missing the following year, and was v& after abducting and raping a 13-year-old in 2023. Currently on trial.
|}}}
</center>
 

== Trauma Center ==
The Hippocratic Oath is taken by a physician to promise that they will act compassionately and not harm their patients. The following were laughing inside when they took it.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! POSSIBLE KILLS
! YEARS ACTIVE
! STATUS
! PLAYING STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Harold Shipman
| 218
| 250+
| 1975-1998
| Hanged himself in prison
| Would inject [[heroin|diamorphine]] into his patients and then falsify the medical records, [[IRL Troll|reporting that his patient had been in poor health]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag of China.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Hu Wanlin
| 146
| 150+
| 1997-1999
| In prison
| Ran hospitals in three different cities, all while administering "miracle cures" with a suspicious amount of the shit that goes in laundry detergent.
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jack Kevorkian]]
| 130
| 130
| 1990-1998
| Dead
| Euthanized people who were terminally ill.
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Miyuki Ishikawa
| 103+
| 169
| 1946-1948
| Dead
| Carried out "extra-late"-term abortions of infants born to parents unwilling to care for them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Steven Massof
| 100
| 100+
| 2003-2008
| In prison
| Snipped the spines of babies the second they showed signs of life.
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Niels Högel
| 85
| 300+
| 2000-2005
| In prison
| Nurse who injected patients with poison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Iq.gif|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| Louay Omar Mohammed al-Taei
| 43
| 43
| 2005-2006
| In prison
| Undercover terrorist administered wounded police anti-coagulants, making them bleed out.
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Daniela Poggiali
| 38
| 96
| 2013-2014
| In prison
| Would insert a shitload of potassium into patients she found annoying then take [[selfies]] with their dead bodies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Donald Harvey
| 37
| 87
| 1970-1987
| Dead
| Claimed to be [[Lie|"easing the pain"]] of terminally ill victims, before discovering how [[fun]] it was to [[Lul|kill innocent people]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jane Toppan
| 31
| 31
| 1885-1901
| Dead
| Got her rocks off by injecting patients with morphine and then spooning them as they dipped in and out of consciousness.
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Christine Malèvre
| 30
| 30
| 1997-1998
| Released
| Injected terminally ill patients with drugs, claiming that they [[Asking for it|asked for it]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles Edmund Cullen
| 29
| 400+
| 1988-2003
| In prison
| Injected patients with [[shit]] for 16 years, confessed to 40 murders but is suspected to have committed [[Over 9000|several hundred more]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Stephan Letter
| 29
| 80+
| 2003-2004
| In prison
| Injected patients with drugs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Arnfinn Nesset
| 22
| 138
| 1977-1981
| Released in 2004
| Injected patients at the nursing home he managed with curacit.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|20px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| Roger Andermatt
| 22
| 22
| 1995-2001
| In prison
| Injected patients with drugs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Anders Hansson
| 15
| 27
| 1978-1979
| Institutionalized
| 18-year-old intern gave patients corrosive cleaning liquids to drink.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|24px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Skin Hunters
| 14
| 50+
| 1998-2002
| In prison
| Injected elderly patients with Pavulon to get money from funeral homes for information about deaths.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Antoinette Scieri
| 12
| 12
| 1924-1926
| Dead
| Poisoned patients with weedkillers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Maxim Petrov
| 11
| 19
| 1999-2000
| In prison
| Injected patients with poison before robbing their homes.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Joan Vila Dilmé
| 11
| 11+
| 2009-2010
| In prison
| Injected elderly patients with shit.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Vickie Dawn Jackson
| 10
| 10+
| 2000-2001
| In prison
| Injected patients with drugs and got sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Ludivine Chambet
| 10
| 10
| 2012-2013
| In prison
| A nurse who poisoned elderly people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kermit Gosnell
| 9
| 47+
| 2006-2010
| In prison
| Ran a shady abortion clinic that illegally performed late-term abortions that were often botched, having unsanitary conditions within his clinic, and even snipping the spines of infants that survived abortions.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Richard Angelo
| 8
| 10+
| 1987
| In prison
| Injected patients with poison to heroically resurrect them when they went into cardiac arrest.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Elizabeth Wettlaufer
| 8
| 8
| 2007-2016
| Incarcerated
| Injected elderly patients with insulin.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Marianne Nölle
| 7
| 17
| 1984-1992
| Dead
| Injected patients with drugs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Petr Zelenka
| 7
| 7
| 2006
| In prison
| Injected patients with blood thinner, causing internal bleeding.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Lucy Letby
| 7
| 7
| 2015-2016
| In custody
| Killed babies by injecting them with air or insulin during her time working as a nurse.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Orville Lynn Majors
| 6
| 130
| 1993-1995
| Dead
| Injected patients with drugs, causing the death rate at his hospital to skyrocket.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Santosh Pol
| 6
| 6
| 2003-2016
| In prison
| Injected patients with drugs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| Frans Hooijmaijers
| 5
| 259
| 1970-1975
| Dead
| Injected patients with drugs. After serving 18 years in prison, he was released. He later died in 2006.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Sonya Caleffi
| 5
| 18
| 2003-2004
| In prison
| [[Suicidal]] nurse who injected air into the bloodstream of patients, resulting in embolism.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Irene Becker
| 5
| 8
| 2005-2006
| In prison
| Injected patients with [[drugs]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Aino Nykopp-Koski
| 5
| 5
| 2004-2009
| In prison
| Injected elderly patients with drugs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Edson Izidoro Guimarães
| 4
| 131
| 1999
| In prison
| Injected AIDS-ridden patients with poison to end their suffering.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Michael Swango
| 4
| 60
| 1981-1997
| Incarcerated
| Poisoned patients.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagScotland.gif|24px|link{{=}}Scotland]]
| Colin Norris
| 4
| 10
| 2002
| In prison
| Injected elderly patients with insulin.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Pier Paolo Brega Massone
| 4
| 4
| 2010-2014
| In prison
| Performed unnecessary surgeries on patients [[Jew|to collect more money]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#f4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Abraão José Bueno
| 4
| 4
| 2005
| In prison
| Injected AIDS-ridden kids with drugs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Christina Aistrup Hansen
| 4
| 4
| 2016
| In prison
| Injected patients with drugs.
|}}}
</center>
 
== Sniper Elite ==
Silent but deadly. These guys won't hesitate to 360 noscope trickshot you IRL. High concentration of Sovietfags.
NOTE: Only soldiers are allowed on here and not normalfags who did their kills with sniper rifles such as [[Charles Whitman]] or the DC snipers.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! YEARS ACTIVE
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| [[Wikipedia:Abdorrasul Zarrin|Abdorrasul Zarrin]]
| 740
| 1979-1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|25px|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Simo Häyhä|Simo Häyhä]]
| 542
| 1939-1940
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Vasilij Kvachantiradze|Vasilij Kvachantiradze]]
| 526
| 1941-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ivan Sidorenko|Ivan Sidorenko]]
| 500
| 1939-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Nikolai llyin|Nikolai llyin]]
| 494
| 1941-1943
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Fedir Dyachenko|Fedir Dyachenko]]
| 425
| 1932-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Fyoder Okhlopkov|Fyoder Okhlopkov]]
| 423
| 1941-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Stepan Petrenko
| 422
| 1941-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|25px|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Francis Pegahmagabow|Francis Pegahmagabow]]
| 378
| 1914-1919
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Semyon Nomokonov|Semyon Nomokonov]]
| 367
| 1941-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Abukhadzhi Idrisov|Abukhadzhi Idrisov]]
| 349+
| 1939-1944
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| [[Wikipedia:Matthäus Hetzenauer|Matthäus Hetzenauer]]
| 345
| 1943-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIraq.png|link{{=}}Iraq|22px]]
| [[Wikipedia:Abu Tahsin al-Salhir|Abu Tahsin al-Salhi]]
| 341+
| 1973-2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wimmins|Lyudmila Pavlichenko]]
| 309
| 1941-1953
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| Josef Allerberger
| 257
| 1943-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ivan Kulbertinov|Ivan Kulbertinov]]
| 252
| 1941-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Vasily Zaitsev|Vasily Zaitsev]]
| 242
| 1937-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mikhail Surkov|Mikhail Surkov]]
| 236
| 1941-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg|link{{=}}Sri Lanka]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ranjith Premasiri Madalana|Ranjith Premasiri Madalana]]
| 217
| 2000-2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Zhang Taofang|Zhang Taofang]]
| 214
| 1953-1985
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bruno Sutkus|Bruno Sutkus]]
| 209
| 1944-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| Zhou Xixiang
| 203
| 1950-?
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Noah Adamia|Noah Adamia]]
| 200+
| 1938-1942
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| [[Wikipedia:Friedrich Pein|Friedrich Pein]]
| 200+
| 1943-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Unknown
| 173
| 2006-2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chris Kyle|Chris Kyle]]
| 160
| 1999-2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Vladimir Pchelintsev|Vladimir Pchelintsev]]
| 152
| 1941-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Billy Sing|Billy Sing]]
| 150+
| 1914-1918
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:Lucky Bisht|Lucky Bisht]]
| 139
| 2003-2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia|22px]]
| [[Wimmins|Olga Minchakievich]]
| 129
| 1917-1920
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Henry Norwest|Henry Norwest]]
| 115
| 1915-1918
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Adelbert Waldron|Adelbert Waldron]]
| 109
| 1968-1970
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Chuck Mawhinney|Chuck Mawhinney]]
| 103
| 1967-1970
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Herbert W. McBride
| 100+
| 1914-1918
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Neville Methven
| 100
| 1916-1918
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Cock|Carlos Hathcock]]
| 93
| 1959-1979
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wimmins|Tatianna Minchakievich]]
| 93
| 1918-1920
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Johnson Paudash|Johnson Paudash]]
| 88
| 1914-1918
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Herman Davis|Herman Davis]]
| 88
| 1918
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKurdistan.png|23px|link{{=}}Kurdistan]]
| Musa Herdem
| 80
| 2006-2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wimmins|Roza Shanina]]
| 60
| 1943-1945
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Wikipedia:Graham Ragsdale|Graham Ragsdale]]
| 56
| 1988-2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles Marlowe
| 46
| 1987-1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Philip McDonald
| 42
| 1914-1916
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Tatang Koswara
| 41+
| 1975-1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIraq.png|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| [[Wikipedia:Juba|Juba]]
| 37
| 2005-2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Nicholas Irving|Nicholas Irving]]
| 33
| 2004-2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| [[Wimmins|Marie Ljalková]]
| 30+
| 1942-1953
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link:Australia]]
| Ian Robertson
| 30+
| 1945-1953
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link:Canada]]
| Patrick Riel
| 30
| 1914-1916
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link:America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Alvin York|Alvin York]]
| 28
| 1917-1918
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link:France]]
| Brian Ogoti Nixons
| 13
| 2019-
|}}}
</center>

== RollerCoaster Tycoon ==
Trust these parks with your children's lives.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! SCENARIO
! KILLS
! YEARS
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| [[Wikipedia:Seoul Halloween crowd crush|Seoul Halloween]]
| 159
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|25px|link{{=}}America]]
| Walt Disney World
| [[Wikipedia:List of incidents at Walt Disney World|46]]
| 1964 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|25px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Transvaal park
| 28
| 2002 - 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|25px|link{{=}}America]]
| Ride the Ducks
| 24
| 1977 - 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link:Spain]]
| Local fairs
| 24
| 1994-
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|25px|link{{=}}America]]
| Disneyland
| [[Wikipedia:List of incidents at Disneyland Resort|23]]
| 1955 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTaiwan.png|25px|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| Formosa Fun Coast music stage
| [[Wikipedia:2015 New Taipei water park fire|15]]
| 1989-2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|25px|link{{=}}America]]
| King's Island
| 9
| 1972 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:1979 Sydney Ghost Train fire|Luna Park]]
| 7
| 1979 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|25px|link{{=}}America]]
| Coney Island
| 6
| 1895 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Overseas Chinese Town
| 6
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America|22px]]
| Playland
| 6
| 1928 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America|22px]]
| [[Wikipedia:Action Park|Action Park]]
| 6
| 1978 - 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America|22px]]
| Six Flags Georgia
| 5
| 1967 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America|22px]]
| Six Flags Texas
| 5
| 1961 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United_Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:Big Dipper (Battersea_Park)|Battersea Fun Fair]]
| 5
| 1951 - 1974
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America|22px]]
| California's Great America
| 5
| 1980 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France|22px]]
| Disneyland Paris
| 5
| 1992 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|23px|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Dreamworld [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3876122/Dreamworld-miracle-survivors-CCTV-shows-boy-10-girl-12-thrown-doomed-raft-victim-s-husband-says-son-traumatised-t-speak-saw.html (brutal)]
| 4
| 2016 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America|22px]]
| Six Flags St. Louis
| 4
| 1971 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America|22px]]
| King's Dominion
| 4
| 1971 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America|22px]]
| Knott's Berry Farm
| 4
| 1983 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kennywood
| 4
| 1899 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Krug Park
| 4
| 1895 - 1940
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lagoon Amusement Park
| 4
| 1886 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lake Compounce
| 4
| 1846 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHongKong.png|link{{=}}Hong Kong]]
| Transport
| 4
| 2013-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Dorney Park
| 3
| 1926 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Star City
| 3
| 2006 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.gif|23px|link{{=}}Austria]]
| Prater
| 3
| 2010-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Phantasialand
| 3
| 2011-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHongKong.png|link{{=}}Hong Kong]]
| Ocean Park Hong Kong
| 3
| 2014-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Canada's Wonderland
| 2
| 1986 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|link{{=}}New Zealand]]
| Rainbow's End
| 2
| 1990 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Worlds of Fun
| 2
| 1995 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Elitch Gardens
| 2
| 1997 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link:Spain]]
| El saltamontes
| 2
| 1997-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Port Aventura World
| 2
| 1997-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Nickelodeon World
| 2
| 1998-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Europa Park
| 2
| 2005-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Parc Saint-Paul
| 2
| 2009 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Six Flags Darien Lake
| 2
| 2009 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Longshan Amusement Park
| 2
| 2015 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|22px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| La Feria de Chapultepec
| 2
| 2019-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Kankaria Theme Park
| 2
| 2019-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link:Denmark]]
| Legoland
| 1
| 1968-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Silver Dollar City
| 1
| 1980 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Carowinds
| 1
| 1987 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link:Spain]]
| Aquàtic Paradís
| 1
| 1987-1992
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Waterworld California
| 1
| 1997 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link:Spain]]
| Centro Comercial Europa
| 1
| 2003-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link:Spain]]
| Warner Park Madrid
| 1
| 2005-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link:France]]
| Parc Astérix
| 1
| 2006-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link:Italy]]
| Mirabilandia Savio
| 1
| 2007-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link:Japan]]
| Expoland
| 1
| 2007-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|22px|link:Thailand]]
| Siam Park
| 1
| 2007-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link:Spain]]
| Tibidabo
| 1
| 2010-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link:France]]
| Naudières
| 1
| 2011-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link:USA]]
| Go Bananas
| 1
| 2011-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Hopi Hari
| 1
| 2012-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Terra Mitica
| 1
| 2014-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland|22px]]
| Energylandia
| 1
| 2014-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Holiday Park
| 1
| 2014-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Wild Waves
| 1
| 2016 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUzbekistan.png|link{{=}}Uzbekistan]]
| Istikol Park
| 1
| 2019 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Kishkinta
| 1
| 2016 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Shanghai Disneyland
| 1
| 2021-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Tivoli Friheden
| 1
| 2022-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Wild- und Freizeitpark Klotten
| 1
| 2022-
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Gröna Lund
| 1
| 2023 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Liseberg
| 1
| 2024 -
|}}}
</center>

== [[Gran Turismo]] ==
These are the most lulziest vehicle race tracks to evar exist in teh earth.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! TRACK
! KILLS
! YEARS ACTIVE
|- style{{=}}"background:#09ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHongKong.png|23px|link{{=}}HongKong]]
| [[Wikipedia:Happy Valley Racecourse fire|Happy Valley Racecourse]]
| 614
| 1845 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#33ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag of the Isle of Man.svg.png|23px|link{{=}}Isle of man]]
| [[Wikipedia:List of Isle of Man TT Mountain Course fatalities|Isle of Man TT Mountain Course]]
| 280
| 1908 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Wikipedia:List of 24 Hours of Le Mans fatalities|Circuit de la Sarthe]]
| 107
| 1925 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|23px|link:Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:List of Autodromo Nazionale di Monza fatalities|Monza Circuit]]
| 88
| 1922 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:List of Nürburgring fatalities|Nürburgring]]
| 80
| 1928 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:List of fatalities at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway|Indianapolis Motor Speedway]]
| 74
| 1909 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:List of Brands Hatch Circuit fatal accidents|Brands Hatch Circuit]]
| 56
| 1949 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|23px|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| [[Wikipedia:List of Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps fatalities|Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps]]
| 53
| 1925 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:List of Daytona International Speedway fatalities|Daytona International Speedway]]
| 41
| 1959 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Silverstone Circuit
| 35
| 1960 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Dundrod Circuit
| 32
| 1950 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Oulton Park
| 26
| 1969 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Autodromo de Buenos Aires
| 21
| 1952-
|- style{{=}}"background:#e5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|23px|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Fastnet Race
| 17
| 1925-
|- style{{=}}"background:#e5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|23px|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Mille Miglia
| 13
| 1933-
|- style{{=}}"background:#e5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Grenzlandring
| 13
| 1952-
|- style{{=}}"background:#e5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}SouthAfrica]]
| Kyalami Grand Prix Circuit
| 11
| 1974 -
|- style{{=}}"background:#e5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| Reno Air Races
| 11
| 2011-
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| Autodrome de Linas-Montlhéry
| 6
| 1962-
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Germany]]
| AVUS
| 3
| 1932-2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#f1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| Quad Oval
| 3
| 1984 -
|}}}
</center>

== [[Plague Inc]]: Evolved ==


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! EPI/PANDEMIC
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! ACTIVE
! DISEASE TYPE
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagEU.png|24px|link{{=}}Europe]]
| Black Death
| ~150 million
| 1346–1353
| Bubonic plague
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| Spanish flu
| 20–100 million
| 1918–1920
| Influenza (the flu)
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagEU.png|24px|link{{=}}Europe]]
| Plague of Justinian
| 15–75 million
| 541–549 (oldest major outbreak)
| Bubonic plague
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Africa_mini.png|24px|link{{=}}Africa]]
| [[AIDS|HIV/AIDS]]
| 42 million
| 1981–present
| As self
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|24px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Coronavirus|COVID-19]]
| 7–28 million
| 2019–present
| Coronavirus
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|24px|link{{=}}China]]
| Third plague pandemic
| ~13 million
| 1855–1960
| Bubonic plague
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Cocoliztli Epidemic
| ~10 million
| 1545–1548
| Unidentified
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Iq.gif|24px|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| Antonine Plague
| 5–10 million (factor for falling of the Roman Empire)
| 165–180
| Measles or smallpox
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|24px|link{{=}}China]]
| Unit 731 experiments
| 400,000+
| 1936-1945
| Bubonic plague, anthrax, cholera, smallpox
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Swine flu]]
| 18,449
| 2009-2010
| Influenza (the flu)
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Africa_mini.png|24px|link{{=}}Africa]]
| [[Ebola]]
| 15,000+
| 1976-present
| As self
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|24px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[SARS]]
| 774
| 2002-2004
| Coronavirus
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sverdlovsk anthrax leak
| 66+
| 1979
| Anthrax
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|24px|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Zika]]
| 18
| 2015-2016
| As self
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| Amerithrax
| 5
| 2001
| Anthrax

|}}}
</center>

==Diner Dash==
These products and dishes are so tasty that even [[Gordon Ramsay]] couldn't match them. Buy them and we will give you a 99% discount coupon.

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{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! COMPANY
! KILLS
! YEARS ACTIVE
|- style{{=}}"background:#C9FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:1971 Iraq poison grain disaster|Cargill]]
| 650
| 1865-
|- style{{=}}"background:#C9FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Toxic oil syndrome|Unknown]]
| 600
| 1981
|- style{{=}}"background:#E4FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| [[Wikipedia:2017–2018 South African listeriosis outbreak|Tiger Brands]]
| 216
| 1921-
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFF700"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Wikipedia:1900 English ber poisoning|Bostock & Co]]
| 70
| 1888-1900
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFF700"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:2011 Germany E. coli O104:H4 outbreak|Disputed]]
| 53
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFF700"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:2011 United States listeriosis outbreak|Jensen Farms]]
| 33
| 2011-2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFF700"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|23px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:2016 Punjab sweet poisoning|Khalid Mahmood]]
| 33
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFEC00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Peanut Corporation of America|PCA]]
| 9
| 1977-2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFEC00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sanlu Group|Sanlu Group]]
| 6
| 1956-2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#FFEC00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Wikipedia:Blue Bell Creameries|Blue Bell Creameries]]
| 3
| 1907-
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF9700"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Similac|Similac]]
| 1
| 1929-
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF9700"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:7UP|Pepsi]]
| 1
| 1929-
|}}}
</center>

==Hack'N'Slash==
''"Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the little emotions."'' In an era of firearms and explosives, going old-school from time to time isn't so bad.


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{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! INJURED
! YEAR
! STATUS
! PLAYING STYLE
|- style{{=}}"background:#5dff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|25px|link{{=}}Croatia]]
| Petar Brzica
| 1360
| ?
| 1942
| Unknown
| Guard at the Jasenovac concentration camp in Croatia made a bet with his fellow guards on who could kill the most prisoners during a single night. Armed with only a knife, Petar allegedly slaughtered well over a thousand people in a fit of ecstasy. Other estimates place his score somewhere between 670 and 1100, which is still an incredible amount. It might all be [[bullshit]], though. After the Nazis were defeated, Petar vanished into thin air never to be seen again.
|- style{{=}}"background:#5dff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Unknown
| 32
| ?
| 1905
| [[Fail|Got caught and stoned to death like a fucking bitch, lol.]]
| [[Epic Win|Pwned just as many as Cho did, but with a fucking knife.]] Oh, and, if you think [[Devin Patrick Kelley|Devin Kelley]] and [[Matthew Murray]] are the OG christianfag killers, you are nothing but a naive zoomer. This pig-worshiping latino had so much satanic{{atheist}} hatred inside his heart that he cornered entire groups of church-goers just to kill them with a shitty knife. You know, for the lulz.
|- style{{=}}"background:#5dff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]
| [[William Unek]]
| 21
| 30+
| 1954
| [[Epic Win|Escaped to commit another killing spree]], [[Fail|but was taken down by cops.]]
| A Police Soldier who went on two killing sprees, both of which killed at least 20 [[niggers]]! His first one consisted of him massacring people with an axe for less than 90 minutes before escaping. His second one landed him a solid spot on the FPS Single Player list.
|- style{{=}}"background:#5dff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Wirjo
| 20
| 12
| 1987
| Hanged himself
| An alcoholic gambling farmer. Beat his son and beat, stabbed, and killed his friend before going around stabbing and hitting more people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#5dff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Abdul Waheed
| 20
| 4
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| A janitor. Pulled off the ultimate April Fools' [[prank]] by calling pilgrims to his shrine so he could trick them into eating [[drug]]ged food before going to [[Torture|work]] on them with bludgeons, blades, and sticks.
|- style{{=}}"background:#85ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Sagamihara Stabbings|Satoshi Uematsu]]
| 19
| 26
| 2016
| Sentenced to death
| A noble eugenicist who removed 19 [[cripple|disabled people]] from the gene pool at a facility near Tokyo. Turned himself in an hour later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#85ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yang Qingpei
| 19
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| A chink. Went Hitman and managed to kill nearly 20 people - with no survivors. All of this with a shitty knife, too!
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Arsenio Formentera
| 17
| ?
| 1968
| V&
| Schizo farmer killed 17 people with a machete, and somehow robbed and raped along the way.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Ou Yangpu
| 17
| 0
| 1976
| Hanged himself
| Killed 17 of his own family members with a kitchen knife and hanged himself in a forest. Holds the crown for familicides.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Huang Guozhen
| 16-17
| 1-2
| 1989
| Sentenced to death
| After fighting with his brother, he decided to kill him and his wife and burn his house down before going around town stabbing people while drunk.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Hodeng
| 16
| 1
| 1879
| Dead
| Went on a stabbing spree in the Dutch East Indies before being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Domingo Salazar
| 16
| 1
| 1956
| Sentenced to death
| A revenge-seeker. Killed his wife and nephew before attacking people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Indonesia]]
| Magu
| 15
| 5
| 1873
| Killed by people
| Another Indonesian who went on a rampage before being captured and killed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Florentino Basobas
| 15
| 4
| 1977
| Killed by people
| Yet another stabbing spree by a farmer in the Philippines.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Anatkin
| 15
| 3
| 1897
| Killed by people
| Malay stabbed his wife for cheating on him and went amok before a guy shot him down.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Pusok Anak Ngaik
| 14
| 4
| 1965
| Escaped?
| Went amok before possibly escaping
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Hasnain Anwar Warekar
| 14
| 1
| 2016
| Hanged himself
| A sandnigger. Sedated his family members and slit their throats before hanging himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#d6ff22"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Guo Zhongmin
| 13
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 2003
| [[An hero]] by pesticide
| Armed with a knife and a stick, Guo fatally beat and stabbed 13 people, before swallowing pesticide.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Shi Yuejun
| 12
| 5
| 2006
| Executed
| Angry man decided to take revenge on the society that had humiliated him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Mogo
| 12
| 1
| 1929
| Sentenced to death
| After getting kicked out of a farm, this former farmer nigger stabbed people with a spear before getting arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Matti Juhani Saari|Juhani]] Aataminpoika
| 12
| 0
| 1849
| Incarcerated (Dead)
| Horse thief that escaped and went on a murderous rampage for around a month before being [[Fail|recaptured and sentenced to death]]. His sentence was later commuted to [[Bdsm|40 lashes]] and life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Lazaro Obwara
| 12
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 1950
| V& by pigs
| Being pissed about his son dying, he decided to go around and stab people before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|23px|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| Fano militia
| 12
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 2021
| Escaped
| Beated and killed 12 people on a [[GTA]] style ambulance robbing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Myles_Sanderson|Myles Brandon Sanderson]]
| 11
| 18
| 2022
| An hero?
| Canadian [[injun]] went on a stabbing spree killing some of his family members including his brother and neighbors before [[GTFO|going on the lam]] for several days. He was finally captured after being run off the road by cops and died later in the police custody from an alleged suicide by overdose.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagVietnam.png|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| Dương Văn Môn
| 11
| 6
| 1998
| Sentenced to death
| Vietnamese schizo went on a stabbing rampage through his village.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| Gregorio Caceres
| 11
| 4
| 1942
| Shot by pigs
| A farmer. Hacked and stabbed people with a hatchet and knife before being shot by the pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Andangan
| 11
| 0
| 1921
| An hero
| Killed a bunch of his relatives with a bolo and then became an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Huang Zhiheng
| 10
| 0
| 1985
| An hero in prison
| Murdered a family over a gambling debt before killing himself in prison the next year. Also killed a man in 1973.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| [[Zhao Zewei]]
| 9
| 19
| 2018
| Executed
| Chinese school stabber who took revenge on his childhood school for making him a faggot.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Jamin Mukobero
| 9
| 6
| 2001
| Incarcerated
| Nigger who stabbed 15 people, mostly family members.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yang Mingxin
| 9
| 3
| 1998
| Incarcerated
| 39-year-old farmer stole ten geese before being caught by the owner and threatened, resulting in an axe rampage. Tried to kill himself but failed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yan Yanming
| 9
| 3
| 2004
| Executed
| Attacked a school with a knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLibya.png|link{{=}}Libya]]
| Berri Khan
| 9
| 0
| 1914
| An Hero by poison
| Merchant killed his 9 family members. After, he commited suicide by poison with some drugs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Antonio Alvarez
| 9
| 0
| 1923
| An hero
| Mexican stabbed his wife and 8 children to death with an axe because he wrongly predicted a future earthquake.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lorne Acquin
| 9
| 0
| 1977
| Dead
| Killed his relatives with a tire iron before burning down the house. Died in prison in 2015.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| Onyekachi Ugwu
| 9
| 0
| 2015
| [[Epic Win|Escaped!]]
| Stabbed his father with a machete and then hacked his neighbours before escaping forever.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Mamoru Takuma]]
| 8
| 15
| 2001
| Hanged
| A suicidal janitor. Went to the private Ikeda Elementary School and killed rich kids. Only used a kitchen knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fbfb00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| Zheng Minsheng
| 8
| 5
| 2010
| Incarcerated
| Bonus points for using a machete to end the lives of schoolchildren.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Richard Speck
| 8
| 1
| 1966
| Dead
| Went into a Chicago townhouse dorm for female college nursing students and [[Lulz|raped, beat, tortured, stabbed and strangled all 8 women to death]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Nils Narumseie
| 8
| 0
| 1833
| Executed
| Nils was a known thief in his youth. On the night of his 25th birthday he would target a farm and kill everyone living there with an axe before burning it down in an attempt to get away with stealing a watch. He was soon arrested, confessed to his crimes and was executed by beheading with an axe.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Fritz Angerstein
| 8
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| 1924
| Executed
| Killed a bunch of his close acquaintances with an axe and a dagger.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Andrew Day
| 8
| 0
| 1929
| Dead
| Canuck who stabbed his wife and 7 children to death. Was then declared insane and put in a mental hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Christopher Kasoma
| 8
| 0
| 2004
| [[An hero]]
| Killed his relatives in the shopping centre before poisoning himself to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Oleg Belov
| 8
| 0
| 2015
| Incarcerated
| Slaughtered his family and mother using knives and hatchets, pretending nothing was wrong for several days before being v&. Oleg explained that it all went down after an argument between him and his wife over his 6-year-old son's "parrot haircut".
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Liang Wu
| 7
| 13
| 2021
| V&
| Stabbed random people in the street to vent from his family issues.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|23px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Soera Brotto
| 7
| 10
| |1786
| Executed
| Javanese prisioner went amok in [[Prison|''NIGHTMARE MODE'']] and permabanned 7 guards before being sentenced to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yang Moufeng
| 7
| 7
| 2020
| V&
| A man in his 60's stabbed people nearby a school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Paulino Fernández Vázquez
| 7
| 6
| 1989
| [[An Hero]]
| An old hillbilly stabbed with a knife and an axe random people before becoming [[an hero]] with fire. The reason, fear to lose his lands.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Nicolae_Lungu|Nicolae Lungu]]
| 7
| 6
| 2019
| Incarcerated
| Smacked a bunch of people to death with an IV stand [[Lulz|in a psychiatric hospital]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMyanmar.png|link{{=}}Myanmar]]
| U Win-maung
| 7
| 5
| 1975
| Killed by police
| The school principal got tired with the inbreed students and decided to teach them the magic of the High Score. He died, clearly because of a shot by the pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| Thubelihle Kheshow
| 7
| 5
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Businessman went postal in the middle of nothing in Zimbabwe, killing 7 people and injuring 5 before being V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Ng.gif|link{{=}}Nigeria]]
| Malam Kaigama Alhaji Jikurko
| 7
| 3
| 2008
| V&
| Pull out a carnage before the keen officers caught him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLithuania.png|link{{=}}Lithuania]]
| Gregor Makranicz
| 7
| 1
| 1930
| Escaped?
| Killed 7 on a barber shop before probably escaping
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Jerry Langobon
| 7
| 1
| 2002
| Incarcerated
| Pinoy who bolo'd his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Karl Emil Malmelin
| 7
| 0
| 1899
| Dead
| Slaughtered a farm with an axe. Pardoned in 1912.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFiji.png|link{{=}}Fiji]]
| Suku
| 7
| 0
| 1930
| Executed
| Killed a entire family by stabbing before setting the house in fire.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Eivind Axelsen Larsen
| 7
| 0
| 1932
| Dead
| A young man who feared he had gone insane and decided to kill his family with an axe and burn down the house, to spare them of suffering the same fate.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Gardo Pagkay
| 7
| 0
| 1968
| An hero
| Another pinoy who made holes in his family before becoming an hero by stabbing himself in the throat.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ramon Salcido
| 5 (+2 by gunfire)
| 1 (+1 by gunfire)
| 1989
| Incarcerated
| After a fun night of binge drinking and doing coke, he drove his three young daughters to have fun at an isolated dumping site, [[Pedophile|but wanted to show his daughters how much he really loved them.]] After having sex with his young daughters like how any [[sick fuck|great father]] would, he decided to cut their throats and leave them there to play by themselves, while he went to run a few errands. Two of his daughters later mysteriously died while the other was found in a trash can (wtf?). He then drove to visit his mother-in-law, but was violently attacked for no good reason, prompting him to justifiably stab her and her two kids to death in self-defense. He then returned home, where he shot his bitch wife for refusing to make sandwiches. His next stop on his errands was Grand Cru Vineyard, where he decided to get even with his supervisors after they had made fun of him for being overweight and having a small dick, shooting both of them, killing one, wounding the other.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Abdallah Byekwaso
| 7
| 0
| 2007
| [[An Hero]]
| Killed his children and wife before [[An Hero|An Heroing]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHongKong.png|link{{=}}Hong Kong]]
| Lee Chi Hang
| 6
| 38
| 1982
| Incarcerated
| Dual wielding knives and chisels, he killed his mom and sister, then entered the nearby kindergarten.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Julian Marcelino
| 6
| 13
| 1932
| Dead
| Filipino immigrant who ran amok through the streets of Seattle and stabbed people for half an hour before surrendering to police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Joel Cauchi
| 6
| 12
| 2024
| Killed by police
| 40-year-old {{wayback|https://www.escortsau.com.au/escort/joel/|20240414011244|title=escort}} stabbed people in a mall before [[police|da pigs]] killed him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yang Jia
| 6
| 4
| 2008
| Executed
| Was arrested some time before the stabbing for [[WTF|riding a bike]] and was beaten and interrogated when brought to the police station. When he failed to sue them he decided to deal with it himself using molotovs and a knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniLaosflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Laos]]
| Anonymous police officer
| 6
| 3
| 1967
| V&
| Anon pig got so angry and stabbed people arround the town before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuyana.png|23px|link{{=}}Guyana]]
| Hubert Headley
| 6
| 3
| 1994
| Killed by police
| Druggie friend killed 6 and a dog in his rural [[Redneck|Blackneck]] village before being killed by the pigs
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Rosa Rufo Barquero
| 6
| 2
| 1896
| Dead
| A schizo woman who threw 8 children into a well. She tried to kill herself by jumping into the well herself, but was rescued and imprisoned.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| Lemison Kapambe
| 6
| 1
| 2012
| Killed by people
| Bat shit insane man killed his family before being torched alive by some angry citizens.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Wu Moujie
| 6
| 1
| 2023
| V&
| 25 year old man went amok after assaulting a guy outside a kindergarten.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Febrio De-Zoysa
| 6
| 1
| 2024
| V&
| Sri Lankan immigrant stabbed a family of Sri Lankan immigrants he was living with. Only the dad survived.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Rajko Marić
| 6
| 0
| 1901
| Executed
| Killed people with a 2kg weight and a knife before being hanged.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Viktor Nikolics
| 6
| 0
| 1906
| Dead
| Grabbed an axe and murdered his brother's family right after a 20-year prison sentence.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Unknown
| 6
| 0
| 1922
| [[Epic Win|Escaped and never been found]]
| Armed with a mattock, mined the head of a whole family ripping off his heads before escaping forever.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Onni Poikonen
| 6
| 0
| 1930
| An hero
| Killed his family before burning down the house and drinking poison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Toivo Harald Koljonen
| 6
| 0
| 1943
| Executed
| Chopped up a family of farmers with an axe.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ervi Matti Lehtikoski
| 6
| 0
| 1944
| An hero
| 31-year-old man from [[Mr. Saari|Kauhajoki]] killed his family with a razor before shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Uuno Suni
| 6
| 0
| 1962
| An hero
| Killed his family with an axe before hanging himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous man
| 6
| 0
| [[Veteran|1614]]
| Executed
| Killed his wife and children before being [[LOL|executed in diferent ways]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Ryszard Sobok
| 6
| 0
| 1981
| Sentenced to death and executed
| Killed members of his family with a bayonet knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Chang Yee Loong
| 6
| 0
| 2000
| V&
| Chink thought that chopping his family with a sword was a good idea. Then he fleeds out of the house and then his car crashes. Police V& him when he was trying to fleed for second time.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| Orelesitse Thokamolemo
| 6
| 0
| 2008
| Executed
| Stabbed his 6 family members dressed like Jason from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. After that, he got executed [[WTF|by hanging]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Damian Rzeszowski
| 6
| 0
| 2011
| Dead
| Polack slaughtered his family and tried to stab himself to death. Hung himself in prison in 2018.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Vayron Jonathan Nakada Ludeña
| 6
| 0
| 2015
| Incarcerated
| Went on a three day stabbing spree, breaking into three homes. His brother, serial killer Pedro Pablo Nakada Ludeña can be found on the Tactical Espionage Action scoreboard.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGhana.png|23px|link{{=}}Ghana]]
| Akwasi Ganu
| 6
| 0
| 2016
| Killed by people
| Killed his 2 parents, 2 children and his anoying ass neighbours before a angry mob lynched him to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Elias Abuelazam
| 5
| 13
| 2010
| Incarcerated
| A good Jew, believe it or not, who did his part by thinning out the black.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAngola.png|link{{=}}Angola]]
| Jorge José
| 5
| 6
| 2009
| V&
| Portunigger got so high and began to stab random people on streets before police arrested him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBarbados.png|link{{=}}Barbados]]
| Seon Hope
| 5
| 5
| 1933
| Executed
| Decided to kill a donkey and a pig, before making his carnage. He was V& and then sentenced to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Alberto Garan
| 5
| 4
| 2017
| Shot by cops
| Went on a stabbing spree in an apartment building after killing his GF.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Espen Andersen Bråthen]]
| 5
| 3
| 2021
| Institutionalized
| Insane islamic convert that went amok in true Skyrim style wielding a knife and the bow and arrow. He did relatively good, even hitting a [[Cops|pig]] and some others with arrows, but ultimately used his knife to rack up his score.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| John Murphy
| 5
| 3
| 1901
| Dead
| Made PETA proud by killing slaughterhouse workers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Feodor Mihailov
| 5
| 2
| 1910
| An hero
| Slaughtered a family and jumped from a window during his interrogation.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Tito Weski
| 5
| 1
| 1902
| Dead
| Estonian traveller killed a family with an axe.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNiger.png|link{{=}}Niger]]
| Anonymous schizo
| 5
| 1
| 1994
| Incarcerated?
| Schizo whacked 4 babies to death in a [[School|madrase]], then killed a random woman trying to stop him before getting beaten by a bunch of angry niggers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Matthew de Grood]]
| 5
| 1
| 2014
| Incarcerated
| Matthew went Hitman on people with a kitchen knife before being V& not too long after he left the house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Isabel Martinez
| 5
| 1
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| An illegal immigrant who decided to clean house (and not in the maid way) by eviscerating her husband and four of their children while rambling about how they were going to "see Jesus."
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Fabiano Kipper Mai
| 5
| 1
| 2021
| At hospital (attempted an hero)
| Stabbed babies in a daycare in a feeble attempt to copycat [[Sandy Hook]]. Was attacked by an angry mob after attempting to [[An hero|kill himself]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Geneviève Lhermitte
| 5
| 0
| 2007
| Euthanized
| Crazy lady killed her children with a stolen kitchen knife. 16 years later she was willingly euthanized in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Dexter Lewis, Lynell Hill and Joseph Hill
| 5
| 0
| 2012
| Incarcerated
| 3 apes and one [[snitch|FBI informant]] had robbed a bar for [[niggers|$170]], but [[Dexter]] had stabbed the bar owner and four patrons to death, while Joseph Hill had held up the cashier at gunpoint. Joseph's brutha, Lynell Hill, had blocked the door. They set fire to the bar afterwards before fleeing. All three were charged except for the undercover agent.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Anonymous man
| 5
| 0
| 2024
| [[An hero]]
| Hawaii man killed his family before himself
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTaiwan.png|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| Cheng Chieh
| 4
| 24
| 2014
| Executed
| Schizo chink stabbed some randoms at the metro before being V& and executed on 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|24px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| Alejandro Amigó Vergara
| 4
| 9
| 1974
| Shot by cops
| Escaped from a psychiatric hospital to murder people with rocks.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Christian Soto
| 4
| 7
| 2024
| V&
| Former boss went amok before being V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Maksim Gelman
| 4
| 5
| 2011
| Incarcerated
| Druggie [[Schizophrenia|delusional]] [[Wigger|wannabe gangster]] from [[Ukraine|some fucked up Slavic country]] who tried to take down "rats" who had wronged him by stabbing his stepdaddy, [[Elliot Rodger|a girl who rejected him]], her mom and running over a fuckton of people before [[Epic Fail|trying to hijack a train, failing and then trying to kill some guy who tackled him]]. Said guy who tackled him got trolled by the [[cops|pigs]] who acted like they subdued him without any help when in reality they hid like pussies in the driver's cab of the train until the guy had tackled him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Brazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Luiz Henrique de Lima
| 4
| 4
| 2023
| V&
| 25-year-old jumped a fence and slashed some kids to pieces with an axe in a daycare. In prison, Luiz was subjected to standard Brazilian street justice; tortured and raped.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Columbine Copycats#Daniel Gonzalez|Daniel Gonzalez]]
| 4
| 2
| 2004
| An hero in prison
| Stabbed some people to imitate horror movies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| Aobakwe Lehupu
| 4
| 2
| 2014
| Incarcerated
| Yet another botswana guy who went amok, this time in his town. Killed 2 family members and wounded 2 anothers before killing 2 randoms.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Mickaël Harpon
| 4
| 2
| 2019
| Shot by cops
| Decided to one-up everyone on this leaderboard by playing on [[Doom|ULTRA HARDCORE NIGHTMARE MODE DIFFICULTY]] (a.k.a. at a police station), all in the name of [[Allah]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:miniflagLatvia.png|link{{=}}Latvia]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Alexander_Koryakov|Alexander Koryakov]]
| 4
| 1
| 1999
| Incarcerated
| Killed 3 children and a teacher and injured another teacher before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jason Abbott
| 4
| 1
| 2008
| Incarcerated
| Killed his aunt, uncle and grandparents and wounded another aunt with a hunting knife after his mother threatened to call the police on him [[lolwut|because he was yelling about orange and red being "evil colors"]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Peter Westerstrøm
| 4
| 0
| 1809
| Executed
| Swedish man robbed a business owner in Norway by killing everyone present with an axe and looting whatever he could find before trying to escape to Sweden, only to be stopped by bad weather. He was beheaded and his head put on a stake.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Fredrik von Sydow
| 4
| 0
| 1932
| Dead
| Killed his father and his employees with a flatiron before shooting his wife and himself later the same day.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Väinö Armas Kalevi Kilpiäinen
| 4
| 0
| 1953
| Died in prison
| Killed a family with a hammer before robbing their house. Died in 1973.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| William Patrick Mitchell
| 4
| 0
| 1993
| Incarcerated
| Spent the day getting high on a combination of [[cannabis]], [[alcohol]] and [[amphetamines]] before driving to a remote farm wielding an axe, killing the small family that resided there and [[Necrophilia|raping the mother's corpse]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Seppo Juhani Kokkonen
| 4
| 0
| 1997
| Institutionalized
| Stabbed his family because his wife wanted a divorce.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Milos Ilic
| 4
| 0
| 2020
| Incarcerated
| Crazy Serb killed his family with an axe.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Peter Lundin
| 4
| 0
| 1991 & 2000
| Incarcerated
| Strangled his mother in 1991, before he was released from the US to Denmark. Here, he stabbed the female owner of a brothel and her two sons. He used an ax and a grinder to remove all the body parts, before putting them [[Into the trash it goes|into separate trash bins]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Hector Hugo Miranda Miranda
| 4
| 0
| 2001
| An hero
| Chilean man who had gone insane because he had been tortured in the past strangled his family and burned down the house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Richard Samuel Mcroskey
| 4
| 0
| 2009
| V&
| Horrorcore wigger who smashed his underage girlfriend, her parents, and friend's faces in with a hammer.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Saeid Ahmadzadeh
| 4
| 0
| 2010
| An hero
| Former guerilla soldier from [[Iraq]] strangled his wife and drowned his kids before drowning himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Bryan Kohberger
| 4
| 0
| 2022
| V&
| Slaughtered some students in their home before disappearing without a trace, leaving police scratching their heads for over a month. After celebrating Christmas with his family, Bryan was ultimately busted due to pesky DNA evidence.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| Edward Chirombe
| 4
| 0
| 2023
| An Hero
| Old 43 year old father stabs his 2 daughters and his wife before raping de bodies and commit suicide.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Kim De Gelder
| 3
| 12
| 2009
| V&
| Went to a local kindergarden and killed 2 children and a teacher and injured 10 more and 2 teachers before being caught by police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMyanmar.png|link{{=}}Myanmar]]
| Phoe Htin
| 3
| 11
| 1991
| V&?
| Drunk chink hacked some guys
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuam.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Chad Ryan DeSoto
| 3
| 11
| 2013
| Incarcerated
| Some guy from [[USA|Guam]] crash his car and stabbed people randomly before getting life V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Mark Jonnie Pelen
| 3
| 9
| 2013
| V&
| Edgelord got drunk and killed 3 people with a bolo knife before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Abdirahman Jibril A.
| 3
| 7
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Islamist from Somalia stabbed random people for Allah.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Noelia De Mingo
| 3
| 6
| 2003
| Institutionalized
| Schizo nurse stabbed to death in the local hospital a patient, her workmate and another workmate, also injured 6 more before getting arrested and sented to a mental hospital for 25 years.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Felin Mateo
| 3
| 6
| 2010
| Killed by people
| Criminal stabbed random people in a primary school before being stabbed with his knife by some villagers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Liu Mouhui
| 3
| 6
| 2022
| V&
| Entered a kindergarten and stabbed people randomly before escaping.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Abdel-Rahman Shaaban
| 3
| 4
| 2017
| V&
| Sand nigger stabbed female tourists in a hotel before getting mobbed and v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Väinö Edvard Kuhlman
| 3
| 3
| 1953
| Dead
| Father of 9 killed some of his kids, injured his wife and others and tried to slit his own throat. Died in 1974.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Khairi Saadallah
| 3
| 3
| 2020
| V&
| Cheft up some old [[cunts]] for [[Allah]] after a [[BLM]] protest.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Valdo Calocane
| 3
| 3
| 2023
| V&
| African immigrant stabbed a young couple and an old man, stole the old man's van and tried to ram others.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Mohammad Souf
| 3
| 3
| 2022
| Shot by cops
| 18-year-old Palestinian stabbed some Israelis before being raped by bullets.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Anonymous teacher
| 3
| 2
| 1969
| Incarcerated
| Mad teacher went to school and killed 3 students and injured 2 before being V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Edward Mwanje
| 3
| 2
| 2002
| Killed by People
| Stabbed 5 people killing 2 girls in a kindergarten. He got stoned by people .
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Gregorio Ramos
| 3
| 2
| 2007
| An Hero
| Killed his mother, wife, and son and injured his 2 daughters via axe before jumping off the roof from a 9th floor.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreenland.png|link{{=}}Greenland]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Kunuunnguaq_Korneliussen|Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen]]
| 3
| 2
| 2012
| Incarcerated
| Inuit comrade used a hammer to try to beat Abel's high score in his village but failed and got v& via helicopter. Was also imprisoned in the same prison as Abel.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Illutak Anautak
| 3
| 2
| 2017
| Shot by cops
| Broke into 3 houses and stabbed 5 people before getting killed by police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Lempi Kananen
| 3
| 1
| 1953
| An hero
| 20-year-old girl attacked her family with an axe and killed herself with a knife. Her mother survived.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Väinö Olavi Svahn
| 3
| 1
| 1971
| Dead
| Stabbed and axed some people before getting his wrist broken and arrested. His wife, who was injured during his attack, committed suicide by overdose later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Bahadir Mirzaolimov
| 3
| 1
| 2007
| Incarcerated
| Drunk 27-year-old Uzbek strangled and beat his much older and pregnant Norwegian ex-wife, molested her 10-old-daughter and killed a random 7-year-old girl.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]]
| 3
| 1
| 2015
| Shot by cops
| [[Epic Win|Anton used the force to cut through Mudslime students while blaring the shit out of Suicide Commando]] before getting raped to death by bullets.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Veli Hemming Lahti
| 3
| 0
| 1939
| Dead
| 27-year-old painter snapped and killed his family. Tried to kill himself by stabbing himself in the chest, but survived.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Keijo Kyösti Vilpponen
| 3
| 0
| 1960
| Dead
| 22-year-old killed his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ben Rickhard Wiberg
| 3
| 0
| 1995
| Released
| Stabbed some friends at a party.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}spain]]
| Jose Rabadan Pardo
| 3
| 0
| 2000
| Institutionalized
| Final Fantasy fan slashed his parents and his [[Retard|dawn]] sister with a katana.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Atteye Aden Mahamed
| 3
| 0
| 2003
| Institutionalized
| Somalian stabbed his wife and kids to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Petri Antero Moilanen, Markus Tapani Väisänen
| 3
| 0
| 2004
| Released, died in prison
| A pair of troublemakers were invited to a party and ended up stabbing three people and a dog. Moilanen allegedly turned his life around in prison and was released on parole in 2022, and Väisänen died of a heart attack in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Timo Antero Lukkarinen
| 3
| 0
| 2005
| Released
| 34-year-old stabbed and strangled his family before trying to commit suicide. Sentenced to life in prison, but released in 2020 and now goes by the last name "Apell"
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrunei.png|23px|link{{=}}Brunei]]
| Richard Chia Kok Hiong
| 3
| 0
| 2004
| V&
| Suffocated his family with a pillow before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Shahzad Khan
| 3
| 0
| 2006
| Incarcerated
| Chopped his family to bits with an axe after an argument about money.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Atle Thomas Knutstad Johansen
| 3
| 0
| 2007
| An hero
| 45-year-old man strangled his family before killing himself due to going through a stressful time.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Yu-Hsiu Fu
| 3
| 0
| 2007
| Incarcerated
| Taiwanese mom strangled her kids after failing to poison them with sleeping pills. Sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Ragnar Nilsson
| 3
| 0
| 2010
| Incarcerated
| 21-year-old killed his step-father and siblings with an axe before trying to escape to Russia. Suspected of killing two other people in a similar fashion five years earlier.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jarmo Malinen
| 3
| 0
| 2011
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed his family and tried to kill himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSuriname.png|link{{=}}Suriname]]
| Charles Franklin
| 3
| 0
| 2012
| [[Epic win|Escaped!]]
| Killed his daughters and wife before escaping forever.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Henrik Johannes Arra
| 3
| 0
| 2012
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed his family to death and burned down the house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]]
| Julio Saquil
| 3
| 0
| 2012
| Killed by people
| [[Spic]] got drunked and stabbed 2 kids in a school before being pwned by people by being torched.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Peter Roy Paul Beak
| 3
| 0
| 2013
| An hero in prison
| South-Sudanese refugee entered a bus and killed everyone on board because he was denied asylum and due to be shipped out of the country the next day. Killed himself in prison in 2014.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCyprus.png|link{{=}}Cyprus]]
| Christakis Thoma
| 3
| 0
| 2015
| Incarcerated
| Christakis discussed with 3 men and killed them outside his father restaurant. He was V& and life sentenced.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| Violet Tiliri Phiri
| 3
| 0
| 2016
| V&
| 38-year old mother killed all her sons before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Zweli Shongwe
| 3
| 0
| 2019
| An hero
| <s>He is the now highest score instead of Sicelo</s>. Got surpased by another random guy. He murdered his 7 and 9 year old children and his wife before committing suicide by drinking pesticide.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMoldova.png|link{{=}}Moldova]]
| Anonymous man
| 3
| 0
| 2020
| V&
| Killed 3 with a piece of glass before police catched him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Shaban Mukhooli
| 3
| 0
| 2023
| Killed by people
| Killed his family before an angry mob opposite day'd him
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg|link{{=}}Sri Lanka]]
| Anonymous hindi
| 2
| 18
| 1929
| V&
| Hindi went postal with a clasp knife killing 2 people because another hindi insult his wife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Ryuichi Iwasaki
| 2
| 18
| 2019
| An hero
| Hikikomori incel who stabbed 20 people, killing one child and an adult with dual-wield knives on a school bus, and then committed seppuku.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuatemala.png|link{{=}}Guatemala]]
| Basilio Martínez Ávila
| 2
| 15
| 1971
| Institutionalized?
| Crazy [[spic]] killed 1 student and the guard, and injured 15 students before being stoped by randoms and being reviewed by doctors
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anibal Gómez Fernández
| 2
| 10
| 1927
| Institutionalized
| After stabbing his family, a 27 year old man went amok in his local village. Got V& and sent to a mental hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg|link{{=}}Sri Lanka]]
| Robert Kerby K.
| 2
| 10
| 1986
| V&
| Aryan teacher taked some mushrooms and went on a local psychiatric ward to kill. Was found on a expressway naked.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Sicelo_Dlamini|Sicelo Dlamini]]
| 2
| 10
| 2009
| Killed by people
| Schizo from South Africa's minor tumor who went amoklauf with a lance and a knife. He killed a bitch before being beaten to death by a bunch of niggers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Abderrahman Bouanane
| 2
| 8
| 2017
| V&
| ISIS nigger dual wielded kitchen knives and attacked people in the street.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Chen Mouying
| 2´
| 7
| 2023
| V&
| Batshit insane Chink killed his mother, and went amok on a small town killing a man and injuring 7 other people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Yoni Barrios
| 2
| 6
| 2022
| V&
| Illegal immigrant stabbed girls after they refused to take a picture with him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Carl Girouard
| 2
| 5
| 2020
| V&
| Celebrated Halloween by putting on medieval gear and stabbing 7 people with a katana.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Joseph Parker Hunter
| 2
| 4
| 2003
| Shot by cops
| A [[Columbine|trenchcoat]]-wearing schizo who went on a stabbing spree with a samurai sword at the supermarket he got fired from.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Anonymous man
| 2
| 4
| 2017
| V&
| A guy that stabbed 6 people in a hotel before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Veli Lappalainen
| 2
| 3
| 1984
| Institutionalized
| 57-year-old forest worker stabbed some of his colleagues in a fit of madness.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:PapuaNewGuinea.png|23px|link{{=}}Papua New Guinea]]
| Anonymous student
| 2
| 2
| 2005
| V&
| Drugged student began stabbing 3 teachers and a janitor, killing 2 teachers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Timo Tapio Pesonen
| 2
| 2
| 2009
| Incarcerated
| Criminal was released from prison and attacked some acquaintances.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuyana.png|link{{=}}Guyana]]
| William Lyte
| 2
| 2
| 2010
| Incarcerated
| A man with a machete began to attack during the preparations for a funeral, killing a chink and a guy with the surname Blackman and injuring 2 more people before his arrest.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Huang Yichuan
| 2
| 2
| 2018
| Executed
| Stabbed a family outside a school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelarus.png|23px|link{{=}}Belarus]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Vadim_Miloshevsky|Vadim Miloshevsky]]
| 2
| 2
| 2019
| Incarcerated
| 15 year old belarusian student stabbed his history teacher to death, then he stabbed two students who were defending themselves, and after, killed a 17 year student.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jari Antero Karhu
| 2
| 1
| 2001
| Released
| Drug addict went berserk in a home, beating and stabbing people randomly.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Christine Schürrer
| 2
| 1
| 2008
| Incarcerated
| German woman who killed two children and seriously wounded their mother with a hammer. She was sentenced to life imprisonment.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jaakko Kinnunen
| 2
| 1
| 2014
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed some of his family and set the house on fire.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jeremy Joseph Christian
| 2
| 1
| 2017
| V&
| A white supremacist. Stabbed 3 people, killing 2, on a train as people tried to stop his rant on Muslims.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBhutan.png|link{{=}}Bhutan]]
| Sunil Rai
| 2
| 1
| 2023
| Incarcerated
| Peasant chink who killed his adoptive fathers and left wounded his brother before the pigs catched him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Tobias Bordi
| 2
| 1
| 2024
| An hero
| 19-year-old autist stabbed his mom and step-dad to death, wounding his little sister before killing himself, only 5 hours into [[2024|the new year]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|22px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Gabriel Alejandro Galaviz
| 2
| 1
| 2024
| V&
| 20 year old western spic and [[Suzano]] fan, went to a local university with a combat axe and pwned 2 women and injured a male student before the cops caught him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Irma Vuorinen
| 2
| 0
| 1958
| Released
| A young woman killed another woman and her child with an axe after arguing about money. Caught 3 years later and released some time after that.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Taisto Aleksi Tuominen
| 2
| 0
| 1971
| Dead
| Chopped two people to bits with an axe. Also stabbed someone to death in 1967.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Raimo Vilho Kalevi Kankare
| 2
| 0
| 1973
| An hero in prison
| 25-year-old beat two people to death with a clothes iron. Killed himself in a mental hospital in 1975.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mauno Matias
| 2
| 0
| 1975
| An hero
| 56-year-old man stabbed his daughters and killed himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Eero Rantanen
| 2
| 0
| 1984
| Released
| Strangled his sons, put them in his car and set it on fire.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Olle Ville Siponen, Seppo Tapani Hyytiäinen
| 2
| 0
| 1987
| Released, Killed
| Killed a gypsy couple, cut their eyes and tongues out. Seppo was stabbed to death in 2013, Olle turned his life around and got a job.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Matti Kalevi Rytkönen
| 2
| 0
| 1989
| Institutionalized
| Stabbed his wife and son before leaving. He was captured and sent to the nuthouse.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Tommi Pelkonen
| 2
| 0
| 1990
| Released
| Stabbed two buddies during an argument. One died in hospital a day later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jalo Allan Kantoniemi
| 2
| 0
| 1995
| Released
| Beat his girlfriend and daughter to death with a hammer.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Harri Antero Hyttinen
| 2
| 0
| 1995
| An hero in prison
| Stabbed a woman and her baby because she wouldn't have sex with him. Killed himself in 1998.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Peter Juhani Nissilä
| 2
| 0
| 1996
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed two men while drunk in 1996 and escaped from prison in 2011.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Rainer Rafael Björklund
| 2
| 0
| 1996
| Released
| 42-year-old got drunk with his wife and another friend before chopping them up with an axe. Sentenced to 14 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mika Repka
| 2
| 0
| 1997
| Incarcerated
| Killed two men with a sledgehammer during a party.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Outi Wredberg
| 2
| 0
| 1997
| Released
| Lesbian man-hating prostitute stabbed two old customers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Pasi Elias Manner
| 2
| 0
| 1998
| Released
| Stabbed two of his friends after an argument. Sentenced to 14 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ari Pekka Pihkanen
| 2
| 0
| 1999
| Released
| Stabbed his ex-wife and her friend while his children slept in another room.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Jan Helge Andersen
| 2
| 0
| 2000
| Released
| 19-year-old pedo lured two young girls to a remote location before raping and stabbing them both, blaming it on his friend Viggo. They both were sentenced to prison, and in 2022 Viggo was exonerated.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Kaarlo Puhakainen
| 2
| 0
| 2000
| Institutionalized
| Drugged and stabbed his step-son and his girlfriend together with his 12-year-old son.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Tero Johannes Pentinmäki
| 2
| 0
| 2002
| Released
| Stabbed and robbed two older men before burning down the house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jari Ensio Rantakari
| 2
| 0
| 2003
| Incarcerated
| Got drunk and killed his brother and friend.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Daniel Nyqvist
| 2
| 0
| 2004
| V&
| 21-year-old shanked an 8-year-old boy and a woman with a butterfly knife before escaping. He was identified 16 years later from DNA evidence.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Tero Tapani Holopainen
| 2
| 0
| 2005
| Released
| 35-year-old dad got drunk and tried to sleep, but was awakened by his sons crying and strangled them with his belt.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Tomasz Edward Fleszer
| 2
| 0
| 2006
| An Hero
| Polack stabbed his wife and their daughter, hid their bodies in the basement and killed himself in the woods nearby.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mika Varjakoski
| 2
| 0
| 2007
| Institutionalized
| 36-year-old man killed his parents before cutting them into pieces and hiding them in the woods.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jonne Lehtisyrjä
| 2
| 0
| 2007
| Released
| Stabbed his wife and sister on Christmas eve.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Janne Mikael Salomaa
| 2
| 0
| 2008
| Released
| 41-year-old stabbed two people. While in prison, Janne became a painter.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jarkko Juhani Malinen
| 2
| 0
| 2010
| Released
| Stabbed two of his friends during a party. Sentenced to 12 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Toivo Erik Nikkinen
| 2
| 0
| 2011
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed two friends at a party.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mikko Harju
| 2
| 0
| 2013
| Released
| Stabbed some people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Thomas Hamberg
| 2
| 0
| 2015
| An hero
| 55-year-old schizophrenic man chopped his parents to bits with an axe before riding his bike to a wooded area to sleep. When he couldn't sleep and realized what he had done, he rode to a nearby river, got naked and drowned himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Abraham Ukbagabir
| 2
| 0
| 2015
| Incarcerated
| Eritrean malnourished nigger stole a knife in IKEA and stabbed a mother and son due to being denied asylum in Sweden and failed to an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Jonatan Krister Andersen
| 2
| 0
| 2016
| An hero in prison
| 15-year-old columbiner stabbed some 14-year-old nigger that had previously scammed him before being interrupted by some old bitch who he also stabbed to death for the lulz. Killed himself in 2022 after becoming a drug addict and having [[gay]] sex with pedophiles in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Osmo Tapani Kujala
| 2
| 0
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Broke into his ex's house to kill her and her new man, got shot twice but still managed to kill them both.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| J.T. Rajala
| 2
| 0
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Killed his parents with an axe.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Larossi Abballa
| 2
| 0
| 2016
| Shot by cops
| Islamist stabbed a cop and his wife before starting a livestream on facebook to brag about his actions.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Marcel Hesse
| 2
| 0
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| Edgelord faggot who killed a child and an ex-classmate. Posted photos on 4chan.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Sido Sabri Rashid
| 2
| 0
| 2020
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed his ex-wife and her new boyfriend to death in order to "restore his honor".
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Fabian Vidar Cederholm
| 2
| 0
| 2022
| Incarcerated
| 18-year-old autist masked with a balaclava, headphones and a cap, killed two teachers with an axe before surrending. Was sentenced to life in prison. Also brought 2 knives.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Mikael Löw-Larsen
| 2
| 0
| 2020
| Incarcerated
| 28-year-old tranny killed his parents.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| E. Hietala
| 2
| 0
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Schizo stabbed his parents before escaping, only to get caught a few hours later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ilkka Juhani Jäntti
| 2
| 0
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| 37-year-old stabbed his two children.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Anton Vartiainen
| 2
| 0
| 2021
| An hero
| Leftist and fashion guy stabbed his wife and child before crashing his car in another car.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Alwan Ahmed Alawneh
| 2
| 0
| 2023
| An hero
| 46-year-old muslim killed his 8-year-old daughter and his ex wife with blunt force before escaping. His body was found in the ocean a little over a week later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Levi Bröms Lundberg
| 2
| 0
| 2023
| Incarcerated
| 19-year-old schizo faggot murdered his mother and brother.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Konrad Kolano
| 1
| 9
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| Went on a stabbing rampage at shopping mall because he lost his job.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Joel Otto [[Autism|Aukusti]] Marin
| 1
| 9
| 2019
| V&
| Emo retard attacked his school with a sword and threw a molotov in the classroom. He also brought an airsoft gun, but did not use it.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Daniel Marczak
| 1
| 9
| 2023
| Incarcerated
| 19yo normie stabbed up an orphanage after being rejected by his gf. He stabbed and killed her after an argument then went on a stabbing rampage.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Thomas Jansson
| 1
| 7
| 2003
| Institutionalized
| Mentally ill man went berserk with a crowbar.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Jake Hill
| 1
| 7
| 2023
| V&
| Stabbed people randomly outside a nightclub.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSlovakia.png|23px|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| Ivan Čulok
| 1
| 6
| 2020
| Killed by pigs
| Slovak man went on a stabbing spree, killing a school sub-principal and injuring some kids before injuring 3 pigs and being killed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Zakaria Bulhan
| 1
| 5
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Somalian mudslime stabbed some people for the lulz.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Guilherme Reis
| 1
| 5
| 2023
| V&
| [[13-year-old boy]] attacked his school with a knife dressed as [[Suzano School Shooting|one of his idols]], killing an old granny before being disarmed and pinned to the ground by female teachers. [https://videos.watchpeopledie.tv/16799400610314672.mp4 This was captured by CCTV].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Barbora Orlova
| 1
| 4
| 2014
| Institutionalized, again
| She took a second chance and the batshit Insane of Barbora killed a guy at a school and injured 4 others before she was arrested and taser raped.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Max_Porta|Max Porta]]
| 1
| 4
| 2015
| Free
| [[13-year-old boy]] brought a machete and a crossbow to school, killed a teacher and injured 4 people before being stopped by a teacher.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Grafton Thomas
| 1
| 4
| 2019
| Institutionalized
| A [[nigga]] who decided to conclude a particularly turbulent [[Hanukkah]] by trying to outdo Team [[Black]] [[Hebrew]] [[Israel]]ite. Unfortunately, since this is [[Jew York]] we're talking about, any High Score attempt is bound to fail (unless you're a [[9/11|mudslime]]).
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kendrex White
| 1
| 4
| 2017
| V&
| [[Charles Whitman's Tumor|Replaying an over 50-years-old map]], a [[Faggot|Christfag Nigger]] stabbed people with a bowie knife before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Yasin Kanza
| 1
| 4
| 2023
| V&
| A [[Sand Nigger|Moroccan]] with a [[NPC|Zombie]] Killer machete went to a church destroying christian imagery. The priest [[GTFO|ordered to leave]] but suddenly, grabs his machete and injuries him. After, he enters another church and begins to slash christian objects. The sexton, ordered to leave and again, stabbed him to death in the outside. Other 3 people where injured during his chasing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Anonymous 36-year-old man
| 1
| 4
| 2024
| V&
| Crashed his car into a house and began slashing people with his sword before being tasered and arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|24px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Morné Harmse
| 1
| 3
| 2008
| Incarcerated
| Killed a student and injured another before injuring some farmers and being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBulgaria.png|link{{=}}Bulgaria]]
| 28-year-old man
| 1
| 3
| 2015
| V&
| After a knife fight with a random guy, a 28-year-old man stabs a 15 year old schoolgirl in the school's entrace killing her. Then stabs a teacher in a class and finally, in the backyard of the school tires to an hero with his airsoft pistol but failed obiously.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Adel Kermiche
| 1
| 3
| 2016
| Shot by cops
| Pwned some Christfags in the Normandy church in France.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Anonymous 27-year old man
| 1
| 3
| 2016
| V&
| Went amok 2 months before [[Munich Massacre|The Sonboly's Carnage]]. Killed a single fag and got V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffaf00"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Mohammed Mogouchkov
| 1
| 3
| 2023
| V&
| [[Russia|Chechen]] hobo stabbed 3 personel in a french high school killing a teacher and wounding another teacher and a janitor before being arrested for bad scoring.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Into Johannes Korsman
| 1
| 2
| 1957
| An hero
| Spent a February prowling around town searching for prostitutes to kill. His first two attempts were failures as the women were able to run away before he murdered them, but two weeks later Into finally got his kill. He then turned himself in, confessed and later hanged himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Neomugicha
| 1
| 2
| 2000
| Incarcerated
| A 17-year-old anon who hijacked a bus, stabbed some people and had a little road trip before his bus got blocked and was stormed on May 5th. Posted a warning on 2channel using the name "Neomugicha".
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Tang Yongming
| 1
| 2
| 2008
| An hero
| 47-year-old stabbed two american tourists and their guide in a tower before jumping to his death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Hussein Abikar Haji Abdulkadir
| 1
| 2
| 2020
| Incarcerated
| 31-year-old Somali immigrant went amok in the name of Allah, stabbing three women, one of which died.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| David Kachope
| 1
| 2
| 2021
| V&
| Killed a 2 year old girl and injured random people before getting V& by the pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mika Tapani Koskinen
| 1
| 1
| 2011
| Incarcerated
| 45-year-old man beat another man to death with a crutch and stabbed another man.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Olli Mikael Juntunen
| 1
| 1
| 2014
| Incarcerated
| 18-year-old half-turk stabbed some of his friends and escaped. Sentenced to 11 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain|Thomas "Death to Traitors, Freedom for Britain" Mair]]
| 1
| 1
| 2016
| Life imprisonment
| Shot and stabbed to death a traitor whore working for Parliament, as well as a [[white knight]] who tried to stop the whole ordeal.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Bj.C3.B8rn-Edvard_Rones|Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones]]
| 1
| 1
| 2016
| Released
| 24-year-old druggie stabbed two young men he owed money to in a car due to freaking out and believing he was about to be killed. Cried in court like a bitch and claimed it was in self defense. Unknown persons tried to burn down his former apartment after the ordeal, nearly killing two innocent niggers who lived upstairs. Bjørn seems to be released as of 2024.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Roni Peter Perovuo
| 1
| 1
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| 27-year-old man robbed a house and ended up stabbing some of the people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Toni Petteri Haikonen
| 1
| 1
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| 27-year-old druggie attacked some people as revenge for one of them fucking his girl.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Abdella Ahmed Haji
| 1
| 1
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| 40-year-old refugee stabbed two women working in a Norwegian Welfare office, one fatally.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|link{{=}}Kyrgyztan]]
| Anonymous gangster
| 1
| 1
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Gangster stabbed 2 students killing one in his school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Anonymous father
| 1
| 1
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed his 4 month old baby to death. Also stabbed his wife but she survived.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Philip Austin Brant
| 1
| 1
| 2024
| Killed by police
| Random Man stabs teen dad and unnamed man before the pigs shot him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Randi Amundsdatter Grønsveen
| 1
| 0
| 1776
| Executed
| 14-year-old girl and her 10-year-old brother killed their mother, planning to kill their father when he came home. After being arrested, Randi was sentenced to death and her brother sent to do slave labor. Randi was tortured and executed two years later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Otoya Yamaguchi]]
| 1
| 0
| 1960
| An heroed in prison
| Made sure [[Communism|evil]] could never take root in his country by ramming his sword into a fat Jap commie poised to drag Japan into socialism, [[Epic Win|all on live television]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Urho Somersalmi
| 1
| 0
| 1962
| An hero
| Famous actor chopped his wife up with an axe he had recieved as an award, and hanged himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 0
| 1981
| Unknown
| 18-year-old used a shovel to beat a teacher who died three weeks later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Bård "Faust" Eithun
| 1
| 0
| 1992
| Incarcerated; later released
| [[Black metal]] drummer stabbed some [[faggot]] 37 times in a park at night and left. The next day, Bård travelled to Oslo with Varg Vikernes and "Euronymous" (who was later killed by Varg) and [[Badass|burned down a church]]. He was caught in 1994 and released in 2003.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Varg Vikernes]]
| 1
| 0
| 1993
| Incarcerated; later released
| [[Black metal]] musician who stabbed one of his bandmates 23 times after an argument in his apartment. Was sentenced to 21 years in prison for murder, as well as arson from when he burned down four churches. Trolled the media hard by smiling during the sentencing and saying that it was to promote his shitty music. After he was released, he would continue to record more albums and eventually start a '''{{archive|9GgaX|YouTube channel}}''' where he would rant about how sand niggers are invading Europe, how Europeans can "preserve their heritage", and other [[shit no one cares about]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Jhegarajah Shangaran
| 1
| 0
| 1998
| Incarcerated
| Immigrant from Sri Lanka raped, robbed and stabbed a 59-year-old woman before burning down her house. He was captured 20 years later and sentenced to 17 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Siaosi Vanisi
| 1
| 0
| 1998
| Dead
| Tongan immigrant murdered a Sheriff's Deputy with a hatchet near the University of Reno campus in Nevada before taking his gun, gun belt, radio, and uniform and fleeing the scene. He was captured the following day in Salt Lake City, Utah and got into a stand-off with police before getting shot and taken into custody. He was sentenced to death the following year and died on death row in 2023. Known for being the only Hack'N'Slash player to try Nightmare Mode and actually kill someone without dying.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Kim Poulsen
| 1
| 0
| 2001
| Released
| Danish welder, serial rapist and possible serial killer. He caught up to a 32-year-old woman who was headed home from a party with the intent of raping her when a teenager passed by and saw what was going on, causing Kim to freak out and kill her before escaping. He was caught in 2004 due to DNA evidence, serving 14 years before being released and [[Banned|banished]] from the country.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 0
| 2002
| [[Epic Win|Escaped]]
| Unknown nigger stabbed a swazi journalist in his home.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Nevada-Tan|Tsuji Natsumi]]
| 1
| 0
| 2004
| Released
| 11-year-old girl with [[assburgers]] slit a classmates throat with a box cutter after being called [[fat]]. Was released in 2008 under a new name.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Daniel Petry
| 1
| 0
| 2007
| Institutionaled, now free
| 16 year old [[faggot|gay]] killed, raped and mutilated Gabriel Kuhn, a 12 year old kid on a excitement attack while he was on his house, playing [[Tibia]].Gabriel's brother tired to kill the fag with a shovel but got stoped by another neighbour. Some assclowns who didn't know about the incident, spread a false version and it became more viral than the true one.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSuriname.png|link{{=}}Suriname]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2008
| Institutionalezed?
| 12-year-old boy killed a 9-year-old girl with a knife before failing to commit suicide.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| S.E.L.P
| 1
| 0
| 2008
| V&
| A 17 year old gravellbellie, stabbed a kid with a butter knife for no reason in a seedy bar.The bar closed forever.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jodi Arias]]
| 1
| 0
| 2008
| Incarcerated
| Killed her Mormon ex-BF while he was showering.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Marko Toni-Juhani Vehmanen
| 1
| 0
| 2014
| Incarcerated
| 30-year-old brought a knife to a school with plans to stab a random man and ended up killing a 16-year-old boy.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGambia.png|link{{=}}Gambia]]
| Ebrima Sanyang
| 1
| 0
| 2014
| V&
| Teacher who gone postal killing his fellow friend and teacher Jobareth. [[Retard|He killed him beacause he touched his chair]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLiberia.png|link{{=}}Liberia]]
| Roland Sumo
| 1
| 0
| 2015
| An hero
| Physic instructor grab his scissors and stabbed his friend. He commited suicide by hanging.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2015
| V&
| Sudanese student [[Lulz| got his phone stolen by principal of his school]] on the night. One day after, the principal got stabbed by him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2016
| V&
| Another bored student stabbed his classmate in a [[Autism|misunderstood]] in Botswanna.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Barbara Orlova
| 1
| 0
| 2016
| Institutionalized, again
| Barbara, in his 3rd time, escaped custody and killed a 16 year old boy
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Peter Madsen
| 1
| 0
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| 46-year-old self-taught engineer known for building rockets, submarines and other extravagant constructions, had an appointment with a journalist who would come onto his submarine and interview him. The submarine disappeared during the night and was discovered the next day, sunken and with no journalist in sight. It turned out Peter had tortured, murdered and dismembered the journalist during their voyage and gore videos were found on his computer. Tried to escape from jail in 2020, but was unsuccessful.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Sean Urbanski
| 1
| 0
| 2017
| V&
| Stabbed a nigger who was in the army after he wouldn't get out of his way
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Andréi Yemelyannikov
| 1
| 0
| 2017
| An Hero
| Cutted the throat of his teacher with a bleeding knife and taked a selfie with the body. Some minutes later, taked another selfie with a circular saw and commited suicide.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Mohammed Altaha
| 1
| 0
| 2019
| Incarcerated
| Murdered his wife for no reason and blamed racists for the heinous act. Initially expelled, Mohammed "converted to christianity" and the expulsion was revoked, as his life was now in danger if he were returned to his home country.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.gif|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Guilherme Von Neutegem
| 1
| 0
| 2020
| V&
| Satanist who knifed an old muzzie who was the caretaker of a mosque. Might have killed a sandnigger five days prior too.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Abdullakh Anzorov
| 1
| 0
| 2020
| Shot by cops
| 18-year-old Russian islamist beheaded his teacher, '''{{wikilink|Murder_of_Samuel_Paty|Samuel Paty}}''' with a meat cleaver after he showed a drawing of [[Muhammad]] in class.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagNamibia.png|link{{=}}Namibia]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2020
| Institutionalized?
| [[13 year old boy]] stabbed to death his 15 year old enemy with a kitchen knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Sicelo Dlamini
| 1
| 0
| 2020
| An Hero
| Another swazi named like the school killer, abducted, whacked and stabbed a young girl before commiting suicide by hanging.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Eirik Hermansen
| 1
| 0
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| 30-year-old man killed his 23-year-old ex-GF in a drunken rage, stabbing her over 50 times and switching between 4 different knives as they broke from the force of which they were used. Even though she had been stabbed in the face and neck and her skull was partially crushed, she was conscious by the time police entered the apartment, only able to say "I can't take it anymore" repeatedly. She died 5 days later in hospital, and Eirik was sentenced to 17 years in prison and fined over 1 million NOK.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Aiden Fucci
| 1
| 0
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| 14-year-old bragged about his plans to murder and ended up stabbing his classmate to death for the lulz. Tried to get away with it, '''{{ytlink|mDD8flMdwTg|ended up being sentenced to life in prison}}'''.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2021
| Institutionalized
| 16 year old boy stabbed with an ax a 13 year old student in the school bathroom.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2021
| V&
| Another stabbing fight with a mate in a normal day in Botswana.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 0
| 2021
| [[Epic Win|Escaped]]
| Random anon stabbed to death a 15 year old teen and escaped
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2022
| V&
| Bully went on a fight with a nerd and unfortunatly, the nerd got stabbed with a pen knife in the kidney and died in the hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2022
| Incarcerated?
| One Monday afternoon, a jealous girl killed her 26-year-old boyfriend with a knife. Her family turned her over to the police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Leon Sibandze
| 1
| 0
| 2022
| V&?
| He stabbed a tobacconist with his knife before the relatives of the dead man beat him. He was transferred to the hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNiger.png|link{{=}}Niger]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2022
| V&?
| Student killed his teacher with a knife in a disagreement, who did'nt like some comments from the teacher towards the fagot student.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Herman Schlaupitz Kihle
| 1
| 0
| 2023
| V&
| 26-year-old horse racing commentator with a cleft palate got drunk as fuck at a Christmas party with his co-workers, lured some middle aged man to an apartment for [[Butt secks|unknown reasons]] before beating him to death with a crowbar, all while filming the whole ordeal and sending the video to his co-workers on [[Snapchat]]. The next day, he called the police and told them there was an injured man in an apartment, but couldn't remember exactly where. After a few hours of searching, the police found the apartment and arrested Herman, who plead not guilty. He also knocked a random man out for no reason in 2021, breaking his jaw. He can be seen in some videos on {{yt|c|UC4l81IG_GBDZN10hHgry44Q|this channel.}}
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZimbabwe.png|link{{=}}Zimbabwe]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 0
| 2023
| V&?
| 1 year after a nerd got stabbed to death by his bully, another nerd got the revenge with a piece of glass. Stabbed his bully to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Daniel Sancho
| 1
| 0
| 2023
| Sentenced to death
| Dago chef son of famous gypsy actor, stabbed and mutilated a Colombian surgeon for unknown reasons. In Spain there was a lot of butthurt and lulz for the incident.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Jonas Diego Halvorsen
| 1
| 0
| 2023
| V&
| 18-year-old tranny who went by the name of Julia murdered his 22-year-old "boyfriend", another tranny and {{yt|c|UC7M0MMFOLXIiM1Fp14Etxtw|art student}} who went by the name Oliver, using a baseball bat. The pair had previously called the cops several times after moving in together, and the murder happened as Oliver came to retrieve her stuff alongside her mother, who witnessed the brutal act.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| [[Shota|6 year old]]
| 0
| 37
| 2021
| Free
| The youngest hack'n'slasher. Stabbed with a syringe all his classmates while playing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Mike. P
| 0
| 34
| 2006
| Incarcerated
| [[13 year old boy|16 year old boy]] stabbed 34 people in a metro station. He didnt kill a single soul.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Min Yongjun
| 0
| 24
| 2012
| Incarcerated
| 36-year-old attacked a school with a kitchen knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Alex Hribal]]
| 0
| 21
| 2014
| Incarcerated
|An [[Columbine|Eric Harris cucksmoking]] pizza-faced retard, dual-wielding mommie's unsharpened kitchen knives and randomly stabbing people before getting his ass v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Marivaldo Teixeira da Silva
| 0
| 18
| 2015
| V&
| This psychopath went to a random house and stabbed a man who tried to stop him. After some minutes, went to the local school and stabbed some kids before using a use chair to make it. Got V& by the pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| Aihin
| 0
| 16
| 1878
| Dead
| Malay stabbed with a sword and a chopper knife 15 people (including his wife). He died in the police station by some injuries.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.gif|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Anonymous 18 year old student
| 0
| 16
| 1960
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed some girls in Montreal with a pen knife. Stabbed them in the legs and failed horribly. His shitty rampage lasted 3 hours and he still didn't kill anyone.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| David Cedric Morgan
| 0
| 15
| 1994
| Incarcerated
| Attacked a mall with two knives before being subdued by a man with a golf club.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Dylan Quick
| 0
| 14
| 2013
| Incarcerated
| Some deaf guy who failed horribly at his plot to go on a "stabbing rampage," likely due to the fact that this loser had used a knife that was used to shave paper and a surgical knife (wtf)? Could've easily went on a shooting instead because he lived in fucking Texas but didn't for some reason. Got tackled and shackled which he deserved for being so shit.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ohio State University|Abdul Razak Ali Artan]]
| 0
| 11
| 2016
| Shot by cops
| A [[mudslime]] [[nigger]] rapefugee from Somalia. Got sympathy from SJWs because "muh oppression".
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| Hwang Bom-nae
| 0
| 10
| 2002
| V&?
| The voice of [[Kim Il-Sung]] told Hwang to kill a bunch of people, but he only managed to injury 10 kids in a cafeteria with kitchen 2 knifes.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Yusuke Tsushima
| 0
| 10
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Incel went Elliot on the metro injurieng 10 before being V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| William Stankewic
| 0
| 9
| 2001
| V&
| Went amok with a machete and a baseball bat injuring 3 adults and 6 kids before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.gif|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Breanna Rose Long
| 0
| 9
| 2016
| An hero
| 15-year-old stabbed people at her school. None of them even had life-threatening injuries, she was so shit. Killed herself in 2018.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Fatmir H.
| 0
| 9
| 2017
| Institutionalized
| Refugee from Kosovo went berserk with an axe on a train.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff7700"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| Xie Zhongcai
| 0
| 8
| 2003
| Incarcerated
| Rejected by a teacher. Went on to rightfully stab [[Loli|children]] and teachers/staff.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| 30 year old woman
| 0
| 8
| 2011
| Incarcerated
| Used a box cutter to slash 8 people. Only injured one severely.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5500"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Tamim Sultani
| 0
| 7
| 2021
| Incarcerated
| Some Afghan refugee went amok in the streets with a knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Horrett Campbell
| 0
| 7
| 1996
| Institutionalized
| Invaded the school's picnic (probably pretended to be Ant Man). Also, he owned a Volvo and used a machete.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Na Teck Ker
| 0
| 6
| 1999
| Incarcerated, later released
| Some guy who got bullied by his only friends, take revenge on a high school with a knife, injuring 6 students. Got arrested, and got sentenced for 3 years in prision.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|20px|link{{=}}China]]
| Wang Yonglai
| 0
| 6
| 2010
| An Hero
| Chink hillbilly hammered 5 kids and a teacher in a kindegarden before [[An Hero]] by pouring himself gasoline and went bonzo.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|20px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| Aleksandrs I.
| 0
| 6
| 2017
| V& ?
| Swiss [[Neo-Nazi|nazi-obsessed]] [[faggot]] who attacked some people with an axe, did GTA IRL and attacked some moar people in a gas station before getting shot.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Badreddin Abadlla Adam
| 0
| 6
| 2020
| Shot by cops
| Vantablack nigger from [[Sudan]] went amok in a hotel.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Abdalmasih Hanoun
| 0
| 6
| 2023
| V&
| Syrian refugee living in Sweden travelled to France to stab toddlers in a park in broad daylight.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Alejandro Ruiz Vidal
| 0
| 5
| 2015
| Incarcerated
| Neonazi who went on a rampage attack. Didnt kill nobody and its currently in prision for being a massive idiot.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Luke Dollahite
| 0
| 5
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Sliced 'n' diced some faggots in the boys' locker room. Did it to feel what dying felt like before he became an hero but [[Fail|got tazed instead]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4400"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Riaz Ahmadzai
| 0
| 5 (+14 [[PTSD|shock]] victims)
| 2016
| Shot by pigs
| [[Mudslime]] [[ISIS]] cucksmoker who tried to attack a train but failed on account of axing people in the forebrain. Only managed to hurt some [[Chinese]] tourists.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 5
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| Bullied 17 year old boy stabbed 4 of his classmates and the teacher before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| 14 year old student
| 0
| 5
| 2023
| V&
| 14 year old idiot went on a [[Alex Hribal|school stabbing]] with pen knifes injuring 3 teachers and 2 pupils. The boy finished his nonsense attack like [[Mikhail_Pivnev|Pivnev]] did.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|link{{=}}New Zealand]]
| Pauline Janet Williamson
| 0
| 4
| 1990
| Institutionalized
| Nazi woman stabbed 4 children on a jewish daycare before a jewish teacher disarmed her.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Jitrada Tantiwanichayasuk
| 0
| 4
| 2005
| Incarcerated
| Batshit insane woman stabbed 4 babies in a kindergarten.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLatvia.png|link{{=}}Latvia]]
| Gatis Lagzdins
| 0
| 4
| 2006
| Incarcerated
| Stabbed 4 of his classmates before getting V&. Motive:Imitate a movie.Also, after the V&, he would become and anti-vegan and ate squirrels and pig heads. {{yt|ch|UCqvPQst_TF6cI94mcZwNp-A|Also has a Jewtube channel.}}
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Grigory Belyaev
| 0
| 4
| 2023
| V&
| Knifed 4 people in his school [[IDIFTL|4 teh lulz]]. Also weared a golden Guy Fawkes's mask for his attack.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Jorge Julio Prieto Mondongo
| 0
| 4
| 2023
| [[Epic win|Free]]
| [[Shota|8 year old boy]] tried to make his amoklauf with a [[Fag|pencil]]. He injured the teacher and 3 of her classmates before being sent to school and then [[Epic Win|unable to be sentenced for being 8 years old.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Riad Bouchaker
| 0
| 4
| 2023
| V&
| 50-year-old Algerian knifed 3 kids and a teacher outside a school before a Brazilian bypasser subdued him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Anonymous teen
| 0
| 4
| 2024
| V& (also tried to an hero)
| 16-year-old mudslime shouted "allahu akbar" and stabbed some catholics before being v& after trying to an hero by cutting his fingers off. The bishop he stabbed is a JewTube streamer named {{yt|c|UC1Vmg9NCUwkj7UHs1KxfomA|Mar Mari Emmanuel}}.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Piotr P.
| 0
| 3
| 1998
| Sentenced and incarcerated, [[Win|now free]]
| 19-year-old [[LOLumbine|gothic]] student [[Robert Steinhauser|got angry at his teachers]] for failing his exams. Decided to go on a stabbing rampage while wearing a dark trench coat before it was cool. Injured 3 ugly old whores with an axe before being disarmed and overpowered by other students.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| Mathews Khonje
| 0
| 3
| 2001
| Incarcerated, later released
| Some bully stabbed in a fight 3 students for punching him. After that, he got V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Ben Moynihan]]
| 0
| 3
| 2014
| Incarcerated
| Shanked 3 old ladies [[Elliot Rodger|because girls didn't want him.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Hicham Diop
| 0
| 3
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Islamist attacked some cops with a machete before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuyana.png|link{{=}}Guyana]]
| Rafael Charles
| 0
| 3
| 2019
| An hero
| A mute guy who went batshit insane at a birthday party before hanging himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Kinga Herbut
| 0
| 3
| 2020
| V&
| Aesthetic 17 year old girl who started stabbing her classmates with 2 butcher knives in High School no. 5 in the village of Zielona Góra. She was arrested thankfully. Also has a '''{{yt|ch|UCZDV8jOm3gMrOJfwKxEDq8Q|Jewtube Channel}}'''and a {{Steam|76561198800244665|Steam account}}
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link{{=}}Zambia]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 3
| 2022
| V&
| The Zambian Adam Lanza version entred a primary/elementary school and with a knife, slashed 3 kids before his arrest.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[13-year-old boy]]
| 0
| 3
| 2023
| V&
| Edgelord attacked his school in Goiás with knives and a hatchet '''{{twitter|bugado_npc|after posting edgy pics on Twitter}}'''.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| 12-year-old boy
| 0
| 3
| 2023
| V&
| Edgelord attacked his school in Manaus with a knife. Also had molotovs in his backpack.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKazakhstan.png|link{{=}}Kazakhstan]]
| David Jakeladze
| 0
| 3
| 2023
| V&
| A masked 15 year old boy with a knife and an axe slashed 3 teens in a middle school before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4300"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Albert Gut
| 0
| 3
| 2023
| Attempted an hero
| Schizo 18-year-old attacked his classmates with a knife. He was wearing Jason Voorhees mask during the attack.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Anonymous Girl
| 0
| 3
| 2024
| V&
| A 13-year-old girl who wanted to attract attention by stabbing 2 teachers and a classmate before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Aquilino Padial
| 0
| 2
| 1993
| Incarcerated. now free
| Schizo 18 year old boy after watching a ninja movie in his TV, went amok dressed with a [[Robert Steinhäuser|ninja suit]] and slashed with a katana and shot with a crossbow a husband and a wife. Also robbed 400 pesetas from the husband who Aquilino tied him to a tree. Finnaly, Aquilino got V& and a sentence for 20 years in prision.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Brahim Bouteraa
| 0
| 2
| 2004
| [[GTFO|Repatriated]]
| Boarded a small plane with 6 passengers and two pilots and attacked them with a hatchet. After hitting the pilots with the hatchet, Brahim sent the plane on a steady course to the ground before getting the shit beaten out of himself by passengers. Miraculously the pilots were able to steer the plane to safety and Brahim was sentenced to 15 years in prison and later shipped off to his native Algeria.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Artyom Kazantsev]]
| 0
| 2
| 2008
| [[Epic Win|Free, now an hero]]
| Our hero Artyom, in his attempt to enter in the Hack'N' Slash section, stabbed a granny and a 12 year old boy before getting free. In 2022 he will attempt to enter in the FPS and he did it.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 2
| 2012
| V&
| A 14 year old girl went to [[Columbine]] High School with a hammer. Only managed to injury two 16 year old girls.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Moussa Coulibaly
| 0
| 2
| 2015
| V&
| [[Sandnigger]] in Nice, France (home to the famous [[Bastille Day Massacre]]) charged a group of soldiers who were guarding a Jewish community center.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Khaled Babbouri
| 0
| 2
| 2016
| Shot by cops
| Algerian Islamist tried to kill some cops with a machete before being shot dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Evie [[Deadname|(Karl)]] Booth Amati
| 0
| 2
| 2017
| Incarcerated
| Some crazy emo tranny swung an axe at some strangers inside a 7-Eleven after being rejected by a lesbian.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Haashi Ayaanle
| 0
| 2
| 2017
| Shot by soldiers
| Islamist stabbed some soldiers before being shot.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 2
| 2017
| Shot by cops
| Stabbed 2 people at a metro station before being shot by cops.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Artyom_Tagirov|Artyom Tagirov]]
| 0
| 2
| 2018
| V&
| Ruski neo-nazi kid who stabbed a couple people and set his teacher on fire. All in all, another normal day in Russia.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Noelia De Mingo
| 0
| 2
| 2021
| Institutionalized
| After being released from the mental hospital, 1 month later Noelia turned amok again, injuring 2 shop assistants before being raped by the pigs in an attempt to escape.<s> She was sentenced to prison for not scoring enough.</s> '''UPDATE''', she got sentenced to another mental hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]]
| 0
| 2
| 2022
| V&
| Hugo Jackson copycat and IRL friend. Went on a school stabbing only injuring a teen and a teacher while playing "Dont Stop Me Now" by Queen on a modern speaker.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Milad Salari
| 0
| 2
| 2023
| V&
| Schizo [[Iranian]] immigrant stabbed a random [[Dutch]] 10-year-old girl and her grandmother for no reason. Milad was a known criminal and had previously robbed a goldsmith with an [[airsoft]] AK.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 2
| 2023
| V&
| 23-year-old pharmaceutical student [[Ragequit|failed his exam and stabbed two teachers]] at his university before surrendering to cops. The first proper attack on a Norwegian school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff2600"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|link{{=}}Zambia]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 2
| 2023
| V&
| Batshit insane injured a prefect and a student in a boarding school before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Mukamusoni
| 0
| 1
| 2007
| V&
| Got manipulated by a vengative ex of a girl and stabbed her with a sharp knife in the back as well as the left jaw just next to the eye.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 1
| 2008
| V&
| Mad [[Autism|missunderstood]] conversation caused a fight that ended with a knife stabbing to his mate
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| David Hartanto Widjaja
| 0
| 1
| 2009
| Dead
| Random guy who stabbed a teacher but failed to kill him. After, [[An Hero|fell off the roof intentionally]] killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Anonymous
| 0
| 1
| 2010
| V&
| Attempted to commit mass murder at comic-con and just stabbed a fat guy in his eye after "Resident Evil: Afterlife" leaked. other fat edgys joked that the new movie should have eye-popping 3-D.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagQatar.png|link{{=}}Qatar]]
| Anonymous Principal
| 0
| 1
| 2011
| Incarcerated, now free
| A principal punished a second grader using old-fashioned methods with a pencil. The student (perhaps some bully idiot) received stitches on his back, hand, and arm. Received 3 years in jail.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Barbora Orlova
| 0
| 1
| 2012
| Institutionalized
| The player who repeated the most in the high score stabbed a 16-year-old teenager in her first gameplay. She was sent to an asylum.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Bongani Matsenjwa
| 0
| 1
| 2013
| Incarcerated, Now free
| Stabbed 10 times on the chest to a primary school teacher and failed to got his kill. Got 7 years in prision.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 1
| 2014
| V&
| Quarrel between two 15 year old teens ended up in a school stabbing. The young criminal got V& after being chased by the police
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Morgan Geyser, Anissa Weier
| 0
| 1
| 2014
| 1 institutionalized, 1 released
| Two schizo girls stabbed their friend because [[Slenderman]] told them to.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[File:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 1
| 2015
| V&
| Mad girl student stabbed his teacher with a machete in da face and arm.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kali J. Bookey
| 0
| 1
| 2016
| Incarcerated
| Cute jailbait broad stabs her brother's GF to near-death. <s>[http://heavy.com/news/2016/07/kali-bookey-j-wisconsin-first-kill-teen-%20psychopath-criminal-complaint-you-tube-facebook-twitter-photos-murder-attempt-homicide/ Sauce]</s> (dead)
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[File:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Nyrasabimana
| 0
| 1
| 2017
| V&
| Tobaco seller girl went crazy and stabbed the hand of a girl and collapsed there. Survived an there is image of the crime [https://www.kigalitoday.com/umutekano/imbere-mu-gihugu/article/mwendo-umugore-yinjiye-mu-kigo-cy-ishuri-atera-umunyeshuri-icyuma/ Here]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Sphasha Dlamini
| 0
| 1
| 2018
| V&
| The candidate for the [[Nobody cares|Swaziland National Association of Teachers (SNAT)]] stabbed her husband in a rage quit. He was stabbed near the Ncabaneni high school, where 9 years after, Sicelo Dlamini went batshit insane.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Daniil Pulkin
| 0
| 1
| 2019
| V&
| Vlad Roslyakov wannabe threw some molotovs and stabbed a girl before being V& and sentence to 7 year in prision.'''TRY AGAIN'''.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 1
| 2019
| V&
| 17 year old [[Sand Nigger|Pakistani]] slashed with a ham knife a classmate beacause he insulted his prophet
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Yuka Takaoka
| 0
| 1
| 2019
| Released
| Stabbed her BF out of love. Was released in 2023 and became a {{twitch|uyupekochan|Twitch}} streamer.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 1
| 2020
| V&
| Stabbed on the early morning another student with a knife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Rustam Louis Foss Dadaev
| 0
| 1
| 2021
| Shot by cops
| Former small-time actor went bananas with a knife VS a cop car while screaming "[[Allahu akbar]]!", [[Ouch|got rammed twice]], [[Badass|got back up]] and stabbed one of the officers [[Lol|in the foot]] before being [[Police brutality|shot dead]]. [[Epic fail|The same officer had also been shot in the foot]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Hugo Jackson]]
| 0
| 1
| 2021
| V&
| [[13-year-old boy|15-year-old]] [[spic]] who decided to save the white race at a local school by stabbing random people. Couldn’t even kill anyone and [[fail|pussied out]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 1
| 2021
| Killed by people
| A random guy stabbed a pig before some bunch of people beated him to death in 2021.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Anonymous gangster
| 0
| 1
| 2022
| V&
| Gangsta stabbed a kid in a school fight in the capital of Eswatini
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 1
| 2022
| Free
| [[13 year old boy]] stabbed his irish teacher.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGambia.png|link{{=}}Gambia]]
| Anonymous student
| 0
| 1
| 2022
| V&?
| 17 year old boy, after being sended to the principal by his teacher for not arriving soon, stabbed a teacher in the face.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthSudan.png|link{{=}}South Sudan]]
| Anonymous teacher
| 0
| 1
| 2022
| V&?
| Random teacher stabbed his friend also teacher in some deadly points.He couldnt claim his kill.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Adam H.
| 0
| 1
| 2023
| Free
| [[Sand nigger|Moroccan]]14 year old gangster and also zoomer stabbed another 14 year old zoomer with a pen knife in the foot in a high school. There was almost no news and it was forgotten forever in 3 days.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Anonymous gangster
| 0
| 1
| 2023
| V&
| Random Gangster fighted against a random guy who got stabbed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]
| Jeanine Inamuco
| 0
| 1
| 2023
| V&
| Stabbed his husband while he was punnishing one of his sons.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| 1
| 2023
| V&
| Unknown random stabbed a guy on Palma de Mallorca. Travelled to Malaga by plain but [[Fail|got arrested]] for being a massive idiot.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Nokulunga Gwebu
| 0
| 1
| 2023
| V&
| Stabbed his gangster boyfriend in the shoulder and ribs for no apparent reason.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff1303"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| Kim Jin-sung
| 0
| 1
| 2024
| V&
| Tried to assassinate South Korea's opposition leader by stabbing him in the neck.
|- style{{=}}"background:#df0000"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| Lau Hui Chung
| 0
| 0
| 2011
| Shot by cops
| Junkie take hostages on a kidergarten with a machete before being shot by pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#df0000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Nicholas John Miller
| 0
| 0
| 2013
| Incarcerated
| Played Grand Theft Schoolbus. Took a detour. Was arrested. Completely useless.
|- style{{=}}"background:#df0000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 0
| 2020
| Hospitalized
| Attempted to defend a bar against [[Fag|protesters]] with a [[No|machete]]. [[Gun|In the fucking USA.]] [[YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG|Guess how well that went.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#df0000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Logan Clark]]
| 0
| 0
| 2016
| Rehab
| Some kid, who was mad as hell and wasn't going to take the bullying anymore, decided to pull out a knife and [[Pussy|not use it]]. He got shot by a cop and was hospitalized.
|}}}
</center>
 

</center>
</center>

== [[Kerbal Space Program]] ==
The rarest and most expensive way to attempt high scores.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! NAME
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! YEARS ACTIVE
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Communism|СCCР]]
| 49
| 1957–1991
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|24px|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:Brazilian Space Agency|AEB]]
| 21
| 1994–present
|- style{{=}}"background:#55ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[NASA]]
| 19
| 1958–present
|- style{{=}}"background:#a4ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|24px|link{{=}}China]]
| [[wikipedia:China Aerospace Science and Technology Corporation|CASC]]
| 6
| 1998-present
|}}}
</center>

== [[RapeLay]] ==
These people have shown that a man's [[Cock|rod of delight]] is also a weapon. All [[Asking for it|victims]] (whether animal or human) are counted.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! RAPES
! KINK
! YEARS ACTIVE
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Robert Anderson (sex offender)|Robert Anderson]]
| 1050-2110
| [[Yaoi]]
| 1966-2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#33ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Carl Panzram|Carl Panzram]]
| 1000+
| [[Yaoi]]
| 1907-1928
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagMorocco.png|link{{=}}Morocco]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mustapha Tabet|Mohamed Mustapha Tabet]]
| 518
| [[Straight]]
| 1986-1992
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Larry Nassar|Larry Nassar]]
| 500+
| [[Lolicon]]
| 1994-2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Juan Carlos Sánchez (rapist)|Juan Carlos Sánchez Latorre]]
| 276
| [[Shotacon]]
| 2008-2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#48ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Jimmy Savile]]
| 217+
| [[Pedophilia|Lolicon and Shotacon]]
| 1955-2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#48ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Ohio State University abuse scandal|Richard Strauss]]
| 177+
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1978-1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Joji Obara|Joji Obara]]
| 150-400
| [[Straight]]
| 1992-2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#50ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|24px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Fanwell Khumalo
| 103
| [[BDSM]]
| 1999-2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| [[Wikipedia:Marcelo Sajen|Marcelo Sajen]]
| 93
| [[16-year-old girl|Schoolgirls]]
| 1991-2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:FlagofNaziGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Nazi]]
| [[Wikipedia:Johann Eichhorn (serial killer)|Johann Eichhorn]]
| 90
| [[Straight]]
| 1928-1939
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalaysia.png|link{{=}}Malaysia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Richard Huckle|Richard Huckle]]
| 71
| [[Pedophilia|Lolicon and Shotacon]]
| 2006-2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#90ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|23px|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Peter Nygård|Peter Nygård]]
| 67+
| [[Straight]]
| 1968-2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Wikipedia:Erik Andersen (child molester)|Erik Andersen]]
| 66-160+
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1976-2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sunil Rastogi|Sunil Rastogi]]
| 60
| [[Lolicon]]
| 2004-2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Bill Cosby]]
| 58+
| [[Aqua Dots|Date rape]]
| 1984-2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Atheer as-Suhairy
| 58
| [[Lolicon]]
| 1999-2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jerry Sandusky]]
| 52
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1994-2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#aeff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wikipedia:Roger Abdelmassih|Roger Abdelmassih]]
| 52
| [[Sleep|Somnophilia]]
| 2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Joseph James DeAngelo|Joseph James DeAngelo]]
| 51
| [[Straight]]
| 1974-1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Karl Vignir Þorsteinsson
| 50+
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1988-2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bobby Joe Long|Bobby Joe Long]]
| 50
| [[Straight]]
| 1980-1984
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Martin Ney|Martin Ney]]
| 45+
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1992-2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#e3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:Reynhard Sinaga|Reynhard Sinaga]]
| 48
| [[Yaoi]]
| 2015-2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}USSR]]
| [[Wikipedia:Anatoly Slivko|Anatoly Slivko]]
| 43
| [[Shotacon]] [[Snuff]]
| 1964-1985
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Oleg Kosarev|Oleg Kosarev]]
| 40
| [[Lolicon]]
| 1984-2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|link{{=}}Portugal]]
| [[Wikipedia:Henrique Sotero|Henrique Sotero]]
| 40
| [[Shotacon]]
| 2008-2009
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000 "
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jeffrey Epstein]]
| 36
| [[Pedophilia|Lolicon and Shotacon]]
| 1996-2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000 "
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[The Donald|Donald Trump]]
| 26
| [[Pussy]] grabbing
| 1970
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000 "
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Wikipedia:Benny Sela|Benny Sela]]
| 24
| [[Batshit Insane|Hyperphilic]]
| 1985-1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Andreas Holm
| 24
| [[Sleep|Somnophilia]]
| 2019-2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Wikipedia:John Svahlstedt|John Svahlstedt]]
| 22
| [[Straight]]
| 1971-2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Wikipedia:Julio Kopseng|Julio Gonzales]]
| 19
| [[Straight]]
| 2001-2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Jordanis Kouroutsidis
| 18+
| [[Straight]]
| 1987-2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Batman Rapist]]
| 17
| [[Straight]]
| 1991-2000
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Steingrímur Njálsson
| 16+
| [[Shotacon]]
| 1961-1988
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Johan Martin Vie
| 16+
| [[Shotacon]]
| ?-2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Wikipedia:Niklas Eliasson|Niklas Erik Axel Eliasson]]
| 14
| [[Straight]]
| 2005-2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sigurdur Thordarson|Sigurður Ingi Þórðarson]]
| 9-70+
| [[Shotacon]]
| 2010-2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Wikipedia:Niklas Lindgren|Kurt Niklas Lindgren]]
| 9
| [[Straight]]
| 1998-2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| [[Wikipedia:Marcel Hansen (criminal)|Marcel Lychau Hansen]]
| 8
| [[Straight]]
| 1987-2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Roy Svanur Shannon
| 6-9+
| [[Lolicon]]
| 1997-2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Ágúst Magnússon
| 6
| [[Shotacon]]
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|23px|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| [[Wikipedia:Peter Scully|Peter Scully]]
| 5-75+
| [[Lolicon]] [[Snuff]]
| 2011-2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Róbert Árni Hreiðarsson
| 4-335
| [[Lolicon]]
| 2005-2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mr Cruel|Mr. Cruel]]
| 3
| [[Lolicon]]
| 1987-1990
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.gif|23px|link{{=}}Austria]]
| [[Josef Fritzl]]
| 1
| Extreme [[incest]]
| 1977-2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Hjalti Sigurjón Hauksson
| 1
| Stepdaughter
| 1992-2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Kero The Wolf|Joshua Hoffman]]
| 1
| [[Furry]]
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffd800"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Chris-Chan|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| 1
| [[Your Mom|His mom]]
| 2021
|}}}
</center>

== [[Payday 2|Payday: The Heist]] ==
KACHING! These trolls pwn noobs in a more indirect way by stealing money from banks, stores, and random fags. If they get lucky, whoever they robbed may an hero after all their life savings are gone.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! ROBBER
! CASH STOLEN
! YEARS
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Central_Bank_of_Iraq#History|US Army]]
| $920 million
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#44ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIraq.png|24px|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| Unknown
| $282 million
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#55ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|24px|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Knightsbridge_Security_Deposit_robbery|Valerio Viccei]]
| $97 million
| 1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#98ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|24px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[wikipedia:Securitas_depot_robbery|Lee Murray]]
| $83 million
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|24px|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[wikipedia:Banco_Central_burglary_at_Fortaleza|Unknown gang]]
| $71.6 million
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[wikipedia:United_California_Bank_burglary|Amil Dinsio]]
| $66 million
| 1972
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|24px|link{{=}}Lebanon]]
| Unknown
| $44.5 million
| 1975
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|24px|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| [[wikipedia:Northern_Bank_robbery|Unknown]]
| $41 million
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|24px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[wikipedia:Brink's-Mat_robbery|Brian Robinson]]
| $26 million
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#f5ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[wikipedia:Dunbar_Armored_robbery|Allen Pace]]
| $18.9 million
| 1997
|}}}
</center>

==[[Spore]]==
Playing as a god wasn't a good idea when they generated these animals. Some of them, would have a official high score rank, but they are only animals.
'''NOTE''':They need to go Amok, like the casual high score.


<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! CREATURE
! KILLS
! FAILED KILLS
! YEAR
! STATUS
! DESC
|- style{{=}}"background:#00FF0C"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|24px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:Osama_bin_Laden_(elephant)|Osama bin Laden]]
| 27
| ?
| 2004-2006
| Killed by a hunter
| This well-named elephant made several lulzy stampedes removing kebab along its path until the villagers of a town cornered it in fire and a local hunter sniped it.
|- style{{=}}"background:#03FF0C"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kirov wolf attacks|Unnamed wolf]]
| 22
| ?
| 1944-1954
| Unclear
| A wolf attacked young people in the Soviet Union for 10 years. He disappeared without a trace.
|- style{{=}}"background:#09FF0C"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNepal.png|24px|link{{=}}Nepal]]
| [[Wikipedia:Dhurbe|Dhurbe]]
| 16
| ?
| 2009-2012
| Killed by a soldier
| An elephant runned amok and destroyed 50 houses in Nepal. 16 people inside were killed before the elephant was shot by a soldier with the same name.
|- style{{=}}"background:#17FF0C"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|24px|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Wikipedia:Wolf of Gysinge|Unnamed wolf]]
| 12
| 19
| 1820-1821
| Killed by unknown
| A wolf terrorized a Swedish village, killing children until he was killed by an unknown person
|- style{{=}}"background:#18FF0C"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|24px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:Kolakolli|Kolakolli]]
| 12
| ?
| 1998-2006
| Dead
| He trampled several houses in the same town until they finally captured him and he died of thirst years later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#19FF0C"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|24px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:Osama_bin_Laden_(elephant)#Other_elephants|Osama bin Laden 2]]
| 11
| 10+
| 2008
| Killed by unknown
| He rose from the dead and did his thing again, killing 11 humans until he was shot by an unknown person.
|- style{{=}}"background:#50FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|24px|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| Unnamed Hippo
| 8
| ?
| 2023
| Unclear
| A hippo rammed a canoe, killing a baby. Then, 6 bodies were found floating and another one. Still, 16 are still missing in the [[backrooms]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#A0FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|24px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sankebetsu brown bear incident|Unnamed bear]]
| 7
| 3
| 1915
| Killed by a guide
| A brown bear began attacking in a national park, for more than a week until it was shot,
|- style{{=}}"background:#A3FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagZambia.gif|24px|link{{=}}Zambia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mfuwe man-eating lion|Unnamed Lion]]
| 6
| ?
| 1991
| Killed by a hunter
| A lion killed six before a patriotic murican hunter killed it on his way.
|- style{{=}}"background:#A6FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|24px|link{{=}}India]]
| [[Wikipedia:Osama_bin_Laden_(elephant)#Other_elephants|Laden]]
| 5
| ?
| 2019
| Dead
| Again, he resurrected and killed people, this time, he did it worse and killed 5 before being put into captivity and died the same year after many [[Brenton Tarrant|anti-Islamic]] torture.
|- style{{=}}"background:#C7FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMalawi.png|24px|link{{=}}Malawi]]
| Unnamed Hyena
| 3
| 16
| 2003
| Unclear
| Attacked a village killing 3 and wounding 16 before disappearing. The villagers say that its a [[Fake|demon or a terrifying being]], but in truth, he was a spotted hyena.
|- style{{=}}"background:#D0FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| Unnamed bear
| 2
| 2
| 1997
| Killed by a hunter
| Another bear went crazy in Alaska, killing a father and his daughter, and injuring the wife and a Norwegian tourist before a hunter sniped him in the back of the head.
|- style{{=}}"background:#E7FF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| Unnamed bear
| 2
| 0
| 1995
| [[Epic win|Escaped]]
| A mother and her son were liquidated after a grizzly bear defended its territory and its food.
|- style{{=}}"background:#EAFF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|24px|link{{=}}India]]
| Anayoot
| 1
| 20
| 2007
| Subdued, probably alive
| An elephant, after being stoned by unruly spectators, kills its rider and injures 20 spectators before being subdued.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ECFF00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Tyke (elephant)|Tyke]]
| 1
| 13
| 1994
| Killed by police
| Tyke, a female Mozambican Elephant, who was fed up with his owner, the drug addict [[Fag|Allen Campbell]], hits him with a host and becomes amok, injuring 2 of the box. Along the way, 11 more are wounded before being killed by pigs and hunters.
|- style{{=}}"background:#EFEC00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTanzania.png|24px|link{{=}}Tanzania]]
| Frodo
| 1
| 3
| 1988-2002
| Dead
| A chimpanzee defending its territory attacked a girl in 1988. Then in 2002, he killed and ate the legs of a baby and injured 2 more adults. He died in 2013 from an infection from a bite wound.
|- style{{=}}"background:#EFEC00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:San Francisco Zoo tiger attacks|Tatiana]]
| 1
| 3
| 2006-2007
| Killed by police
| She gave the best Christmas gifts during both years, until in 2007, after his second attempt, the tigress was shot by the police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF6400"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg|24px|link{{=}}Sri Lanka]]
| Unnamed elephant
| 0
| 18
| 2019
| Unclear
| 18 people were injured after an elephant began hitting them and causing a stampede.
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF6400"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|24px|link{{=}}India]]
| Unnamed leopard
| 0
| 11
| 2011
| Killed by a mob
| Poor animal security and poor conditions caused a leopard to go amok and injure 11. Villagers, on a butthurt mode, stabbed it to death in a mob.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSlovakia.png|24px|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| Unnamed bear
| 0
| 5
| 2024
| Killed by police
| A bear attacked 5 people including a 10-year-old girl, all of them were injured. A drone located him and the police killed him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|24px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unnamed Pitbull
| 0
| 4
| 2018
| Subdued
| A mad dog attacked 4 in a hospital, injuring them all before being subdued.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:miniflagspain.png|24px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unnamed boar
| 0
| 3
| 2019
| Died
| Injured 3 people and several dogs before dying for no apparent reason.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|24px|link{{=}}India]]
| Unnamed Jaguar
| 0
| 3
| 2024
| [[Epic win|Escaped]]
| A jaguar rammed into a taxi and injured 3. Nothing interesting here.
|- style{{=}}"background:#FF0000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|24px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Travis the Killer Chimp|Travis]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| 1
| 2009
| Killed by police
| A chimpanzee, fed up with its owner making him [[Xanax|Marihuana]], bit her face off and almost left her with lethal wounds. The bitch of Travis [[Epic Fail|didn't even have time to attack the other woman who was on the phone and was killed by the pigs]]. After his failed McMassacre, our [[Pedobear|pedo]] hero [[Adam Lanza]] talked about the fail.
|}}}
</center>

== Walkthrough ==
=== Difficulty Levels ===

'''Easy:''' This level includes slow-moving targets, easy-to-navigate locations and a pretty much nonexistent chance of victims being armed or able to fight back in any meaningful way. It also has limited respawning NPC's and police response is slow. Common places include:
*Libraries
*Nursing homes
*Any [[liberal|liberal's]] house
*Public parks
**Even easier (Pacific mode): Children's parks
*[[School Shooting|Schools]]
**Even easier (Pacific mode): [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre|Elementary schools]]
*Swimming pools (as well as beaches)
*Gun free zones
*Bowling Alleys
*Churches, mosques, synagogues, and temples
*Orphanage
'''Countries and regions'''
*Himalayan countries
**Bhutan
**Nepal
**Myanmar
**<s>China</s>
**<s>Pakistan</s>
*Europe
**Austria (Pacific mode)
**Britain
**Czech Republic (Pacific mode)
**Denmark (Pacific mode)
**Finland (Pacific mode)
**France
**Germany
**Greece
**Italy
**Norway (Pacific mode)
**Spain
**Switzerland (Pacific mode)
**Sweden (Pacific mode)
*Japan (Pacific mode)
*New Zealand
*New England, Northeast, Pacific (US Servers)
*Oregon, USA
'''Medium:''' Although more difficult than easy, this level is still fairly easy for the experienced high-scorer. This level has faster police response time and more people with faster reflexes. Also, the locations are harder to navigate, may have light security already present and (depending on location and jurisdiction) a small to medium chance of encountering armed victims. Several people have played on this level including [[Aurora Theater Shooting|James Holmes]], [[Charles Whitman's Tumor|Charles Whitman]] and [[Andrea Pignani]]. Places include:
*Hospitals
*Malls
*Rooftops
*Africa (Rich countries)
*[[College]]s
*Theatres (as well as cinemas)
*Detention centers
*Train stations
'''Countries and regions'''
*Australia (after 2017 national firearms amnesty)
*Midwest (US Servers)
*London (UK server)
*Birmingham (UK server)
'''Nightmare Mode:''' Without a doubt, the most difficult level. It has infinitely respawning NPC's, an almost immediate police response, high security, confusing and small maps and a medium-to-high chance of victims being armed and/or fighting back. The only known people to have a good score on this mode were [[Fort Hood|Major Malik Nadal Hasan]], who went 13/30 on the map Fort Hood, 2nd Lt. Sanurip who went 16/11 '''{{wikilink|1996_Timika_shooting|in an Indonesian airport}}''' and [[Salvador Ramos]].
Locations include:
*Airports
*Government offices
*Gun stores / shows
*Shooting ranges
*Sports stadiums
*International borders
*Military bases
*Walmart
*Police stations (as well as [[Fat|Doughnut shops]] by extension)
'''Countries and regions'''
*Texas
*Florida
*Africa (poor countries)
*Israel
*Palestine
*Alabama
*Wyoming
*Syria
*Rocky Mountains, Southwest, Southeast (US Servers)

=== How to Get The High Score ===
# Be from somewhere where murder isn't an everyday occurrence and people actually care when you go on a shooting rampage. If you speak English and are white, you probably have this covered.
# Take some cues from [[Charles Whitman]] and start at home. By killing [[your mom]] and [[dad]], you're guaranteed at least 2 easy kills, three if you have a wife or a brother/sister, but this is [[you]] we're talking about.
# Play violent video games ([[Grand Theft Auto]], [[Ryan Lambourn|Ryan Lambourn games]], Hitman and [[Manhunt]] series and FPS games like [[Doom]], [[Call of Duty]], [[Battlefield]], [[Halo]], etc...) and listen to metal (Marilyn Manson, Rammstein, [[Slipknot]], Cannibal Corpse, Debauchery, Rob Zombie etc...). They will train you to kill better and will ensure that after the murder and harm is over you can continue the lulz by ensuring that misguided idiots everywhere will be wiped up into a rage of fascism and will push for censorship laws.
# It is preferable, but not necessary, that all firearms, ammunition and other weapons used and/or any ingredients used to make explosives are acquired legally so that, like in section 2, retards will call for stricter gun/weapon laws, demand [[1984]] style security at schools, airports, etc and attempt to demonize anyone who has an interest or hobby in firearms and the like afterwards. This has the doubly lulzy effect that if stricter gun laws are passed, and anyone decides to follows in your footsteps, their victims will be even more disarmed and helpless than they were before, leading to higher body counts, less personal freedom for everyone and greater amounts of lulz.
# Leave behind lulzy, dramawhore-esque statements and media, also remember to take a photo of yourself just beforehand, preferably with a big shit-eating grin on your face as well as a trollface, for the papers and news sites to splash all over their front pages and send a clear signal to all the other limp-dicked social rejects who cram their faces with anti-depressants to numb the pain of their worthless existence out there that all they need to do to make everyone pay attention to them and make their name and face nationally or internationally known is go for the high score. This point is essential for weapons-grade lulz, nobody cares about a vanilla killer.
# Ensure all, or at least the vast majority, of the people you kill are complete strangers and have absolutely nothing to do with any problem you have or any real or perceived injustice against you or society as a whole. They still deserve it, for some reason.
# It is customary, when you've satisfied your bloodlust/run low on ammo/been cornered by police or some other armed individual/gotten bored, to off yourself. '''This does not count as a kill''', but it does make you [[an hero]].
# '''DON'T USE A .22'''
# In addition to buying your weapons legally, buy a bunch of armor, such as bulletproof vests, gloves, masks and other shit so that people will want to ban those as well.
# Shoot and/or stab people '''in the brainstem and the cerebellum'''. Not the forebrain, or anywhere else. Kill little kids, animals, and women (especially pregnant) as opposed to adults and teenagers.
# If you plan on committing arson, make sure you use propane gas. If you plan on going on a mass stabbing, use a long bladed knife, a thick knife or a machete that's been sharpened. If you plan on doing a vehicle attack, make sure you use a truck. If you plan on strangling people, use a garrote or a dildo.
# If you want to not get caught with mass murder or serial killing, use latex gloves, wear booties over your shoes, wear a balaclava with cool 80's shades, wear a black coat, and wear long black pants.
# If a wannabe hero or pig draws a weapon, make sure that you aim for the lower bridge of the nose or the ear so that way they die instantly.
# Leave a note on you saying you have planted a bomb somewhere that will go off in a certain amount of time at a certain place to cause more drama.
# Don't tell anyone about your plans, dont give hints and hide your manifesto on a thumb drive or a notebook.
# <s>[https://www.lollershop.com/ Wear an Encyclopedia Dramatica t-shirt/tabard to promote our website.] You will gain 2500+ rep with our faction.</s> (dead)

== Hall of Shame ==
=== Notable Losers ===
<center>
FPS players who couldn't break into the top 50 list (again fat Americans everywhere). Typically under 14 kills. However, we extend our appreciation for the top 10 in this list for their exceptional skills at PvP combat.
Notice the extreme abundance of Amerifags.

'''Tip: Instead of making a stub article on a loser, post about him [[High_Score/Loserinfo|here]].'''

{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! COMMENTS
|- style{{=}}"background:#e0e0e0"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|20px|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| Unknown
| 14
| 19
| Y
| 1995
| Soldier lured a crowd to one of his victims and shot them before becoming an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff963"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|20px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| [[Friedrich Leibacher]]
| 14
| 18
| Y
| 2001
| Paranoid Swissfag who disguised himself as a cop and killed a bunch of members of parliament.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff963"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Marc Lépine]]
| 14
| 14
| Y
| 1989
| Canuck who hated feminists for stealing his jobs and fucking up his life. [[Shit nobody cares about|Was the former champion of the Canadian branch for High Scores.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff963"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Siavash_Rahmani-Aqdam|Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam]]
| 14
| 11
| N (Killed by cops)
| 1998
| Deserted his army post to play GTA: Tehran edition, [[Epic Win|pwning several cops along the way]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#c6c6c6"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Ernst Wagner
| 14
| 11
| N
| 1913
| [[Schizo|Insane]] kraut who killed his entire family before shooting random people and setting things on fire until some civilian bludgeoned him. Somehow avoided getting [[B&]] IRL because of said insanity. His reason? [[LOLWUT|He was paranoid that he was being made fun of for getting arrested for bestiality.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#c6c6c6"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Longo_Dhendonga|Longo Dhendonga]]
| 14
| 10
| N
| 2020
| [[Nigger|Congolese]] soldier got [[drunk]] as fuck and shot anyone who got in his way.
|- style{{=}}"background:#c6c6c6"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Ramesh Sharma
| 14
| 9
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1983
| Shot up a hindu temple with a bolt-action rifle.
|- style{{=}}"background:#e2763f"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| Christian Dornier
| 14
| 8
| N
| 1989
| Schizo grabbed a double barrel shotgun and got a pretty good score, before being wounded and arrested. Bonus points for killing his sister and mom. [[Lulz|Found not guilty on basis of insanity.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#e2763f"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Patrick Sherrill
| 14
| 6
| Y
| 1986
| Shot up the post office he worked at, resulting in the deadliest workplace shooting in America. I guess you could say he really did go [[postal]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#e2763f"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Genildo_Ferreira_de_Fran%C3%A7a|Genildo Ferreira de França]]
| 14
| 1
| Y
| 1997
| Went on a murderous rampage over two days to stop people from calling him gay. [[An hero]] by shot to the chest.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| Sobhan Komrouni
| 13
| 40+
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2022
| Shot up a mosque and died in hospital later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRhodesia.png|23px|link{{=}}Rhodesia]]
| Banda Khumalo
| 13
| 16
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1977
| Zimbabwean policeman shot up a police camp with a shotgun, before being gunned down by his friends.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Alfred Ogwang
| 13
| 14
| N
| 1994
| Ugandan cop shot up a disco before being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthSudan.png|link{{=}}South Sudan]]
| Unknown
| 13
| 10
| [[Sam Hyde|Got away with it, LOL!]]
| 2016
| [[Anon]] who shot up a club before creating a manhunt that is still going on to this day.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jiverly Wong]]
| 13
| 4
| Y
| 2009
| [[Chink]] whose accent was made fun of one too many times.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| Deng Guoxiang
| 13
| 3
| Y
| 1982
| Militiaman shot up his place of work after being accused of stealing random shit from there.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Howard Unruh
| 13
| 3
| N
| 1949
| [[Oldfag|WW2 vet]] went for a morning stroll and ended up killing 13 of his neighbors, including a 2 year old named [[Thomas Hamilton]]. [[Win|Also found not guilty for being batshit insane.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|link{{=}}New Zealand]]
| [[David Gray|David Malcolm Gray]]
| 13
| 3
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1990
| New Zealander that went on a rampage lasting 22 hours before being riddled with bullets.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Cd.gif|Democratic Republic of the Congo]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Babby_Ndombe_Opetu|Babby Ndombe Opetu]]
| 13
| 2
| N
| 2023
| Angry soldier shot up his son's funeral after not being invited.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Ljubiša Bogdanović
| 13
| 1
| Y
| 2013
| Serb went postal shooting his mom and wife before going house to house killing people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| George Emil Banks
| 13
| 1
| N
| 1982
| Crazy [[nigger]] killed five of his kids and their respective baby mamas as well as some bystanders.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Aurora Theatre Shooting|James Eagan Holmes]]
| 12
| 70 (62 by Holmes)
| N
| 2012
| Schizo retard edgelord put on tactical gear and shot up a theatre during the film [[The Dark Knight Rises]], causing a lot of damage and butthurt.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Wellington Menezes de Oliveira]]
| 12
| 22
| Y
| 2011
| Brazilian that continued Cho's legacy with a cowboy-style massacre at a local school using only revolvers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Mark Barton]]
| 12
| 13
| Y
| 1999
| Some delusional Mormon. [[Lulz|Clubbed his family like a baby seal with a hammer]] before spewing a few one-liners and shooting people in both good and shitty areas.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAzerbaijan.gif|23px|link{{=}}Azerbaijan]]
| [[Farda Gadirov]]
| 12
| 13
| Y
| 2009
| Some [[sand nigger|Georgian]] who shot up an [[oil]] academy before an heroing. Presumably was influenced by [[Dumbfuckistan]]'s quest for [[moar]] oil.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Derrick Bird]]
| 12
| 11
| Y
| 2010
| Went GTA in Cumbria, England with a [[Shit|.22 caliber]] bolt-action rifle and a 12 Gauge double barrel shotgun and did pretty decent.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ian David Long]]
| 12
| 11 (1 by Long)
| Y
| 2018
| Ex-[[United States Marine Corps|marine]] went postal at a bar, killing [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/194583507/telemachus-nicholas-orfanos one of the survivors of Paddock's wrath].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| Cho Jun-hui
| 12
| 11
| N
| 1984
| Soldier went amok at a military camp before escaping to North Korea.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Aaron Alexis]]
| 12
| 8 (3 by Alexis)
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2013
|Some schizophrenic [[nigger]] who went for the high score armed with a sawed-off shotgun. Straight outta doom.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Virginia Beach Shooting|DeWayne Antonio Craddock]]
| 12
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2019
| [[Nigger]] got angry and shot up his office.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Sidnei Ramis de Araújo
| 12
| 3
| Y
| 2016
| Shot up a New Year's party his [[Divorce|estranged]] wife was attending. He also killed his 8 year old son.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagYemen.png|23px|link{{=}}Yemen]]
| Amar Lajdah
| 12
| 3
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2020
| Shot his family and some cops before being shot dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| Bahram Jeshanpur
| 12
| 3
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2024
| 30-year-old man shot his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEthiopia.png|24px|link{{=}}Ethiopia]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Fekadu_Nasha|Fekadu Nasha]]
| 12
| 2
| Y
| 2013
| Malnourished [[nigger]] cop got [[drunk]] and shot up his village before [[Lolwut|jumping into a river and dying]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:Tunisia miniflag.png|link{{=}}Tunisia]]
| Ben Jebir
| 12
| 0
| Y
| 1985
| Schizo [[sand nigger]] farmer shot a bunch of people with a shotgun.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Pedro Augusto
| 12
| 0
| N
| 1900
| After falling in love with a woman who rejected him publicly, Pedro sought guidance from a fortune teller. He was told that the only way to find peace was to murder her and her entire family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJordan.png|link{{=}}Jordan]]
| Saeed al-Qashash
| 12
| 0
| N
| 1998
| Killed his family because they told him how much of a [[NEET]] he was for not passing the final exam.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagTaiwan.png|23px|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| Taian Gong
| 12
| 0
| N
| 1999
| Shot up a fishing vessel. Three people died after jumping overboard.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNepal.png|link{{=}}Nepal]]
| Basudev Thapa
| 11
| 19
| N (Shot by soldiers)
| 2005
| Soldier went amok shooting villagers before being killed by his comrades.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Huu Can Tran
| 11
| 9
| Y
| 2023
| Angry 72-year-old azn with a MAC-11 shot a bunch of azns in a dance club before escaping. Upon entering another club, Huu was disarmed by a patron and escaped yet again only to shoot himself during a police standoff a few hours later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| Juan de Jesús Lozano Velásquez
| 11
| 7
| N
| 2000
| Shot up a club with an Uzi because a bitch refused to dance with him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robert Bowers]]
| 11
| 7 (6 by Bowers)
| N
| 2018
| The current US champion for [[Holocaust|eliminating the greatest (((menace))) to our society.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|24px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Bulelani Vukwana
| 11
| 6
| Y
| 2002
| [[Nigger]] that got into a fight with his girlfriend, resulting in him dual wielding two pistols and shooting 11 people dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| James Pough
| 11
| 6
| Y
| 1990
| A nigger who went on an epic spree killing adventure. Before that, he murdered a friend of his in a fit of negronic rage. Had a fierce history of mental illness but was known as an extremely reliable worker. The latter aspect is almost unheard of among black people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSaudiArabia.png|link{{=}}Saudi Arabia]]
| Jalal Osman Khoja
| 11
| 0
| Y
| 2000
| Shot his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Iq.gif|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| Abdul Emir Khalaf Sabhan
| 11
| 0
| Y
| 2003
| Shoemaker went crazy and shot people randomly.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| James Urban Ruppert
| 11
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1975
| Decided to spend Easter Sunday killing his 11 family members in rapid succession before [[Snitch|calling the cops on himself]]. He told arriving officers :"My mother drove me crazy by always combing my hair, talked to me [[Adult Baby|like I was a baby]], and tried to make me into a [[homosexual]]".
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCapeVerde.png|23px|link{{=}}Cape Verde]]
| Manuel António Silva Ribeiro
| 11
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2016
| Disgruntled soldier who shot up a barracks, in the only African country not overrun with niggers. ('''EDIT''': Apparently Portuniggers count as niggers.)
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|24px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Chris Amanyire
| 10
| 25
| Y
| 2014
| A soldier shot up a bar.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagYemen.png|23px|link{{=}}Yemen]]
| Abdullah Saleh Zaid al-Kohali
| 10
| 15
| N
| 2008
| Waded into a mosque and opened fire, got arrested and sentenced to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Santa Fe High School Shooting | Dimitrios Pagourtzis]]
| 10
| 14 (13 by Pagourtzis)
| N
| 2018
| 17-Year Old [[Wigger|White Gangsta rap artist]] who went on a killing spree pwning noobs at Santa Fe High School.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Mr. Saari]]
| 10
| 11 (1 by Saari)
| Y
| 2008
| An unoriginal faggot who copycatted Pekka's 2007 school shooting a year later and managed an extra two kills.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Hajula
| 10
| 10
| N (Shot by soldiers)
| 1932
| Pinoy shotgunned 20 people before being killed by a group of soldiers 2 days later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Michael Kenneth McLendon|Michael McLendon]]
| 10
| 6
| Y
| 2009
| A hillbilly living in a very small town in the deep south. Wiped out several family members, went on a driving rampage, got into a shootout with the pigs and systematically became an hero, leaving his quiet little village with PTSD.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[Kosta Kecmanović]]
| 10
| 6
| N
| 2023
| A [[13-year-old boy]] went postal in his school with his daddy's guns (including a [[You are doing it wrong|.22 caliber pistol]]).
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMontenegro.png|24px|link{{=}}Montenegro]]
| Vučko Borilović
| 10
| 6
| N (Killed by civilians)
| 2022
| Shot up the town after arguing with his old lady.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Tobias Rathjen]]
| 10
| 5
| Y
| 2020
| German schizo followed by secret agents and guided by the voice in his head shot up 2 shisha bars, before going home to kill his mom and himself. He also did not like [[azns]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSKorea.png|link{{=}}South Korea]]
| Kim Won-je
| 10
| 3
| Y
| 1974
| Soldier went amok after getting drunk.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Artur Vaganov
| 10
| 3
| Y
| 1997
| Soldier massacred his sleeping comrades.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Payton Gendron]]
| 10
| 3
| N
| 2022
| Savior of the [[White power|white race]] (and [[furfag]]) [[Twitch|streamed]] shooting up a [[Randy Robert Stair|supermarket]] in Niggersville, NY.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|24px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Patrick Okot Odoch
| 10
| 3
| N
| 2013
| Ugandan soldier shot up a bar with an AK-47.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Jos.C3.A9_Marimon_Carles|José Marimón Carles]]
| 10
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1928
| 26-year-old soldier shot some kids and neighbors before falling asleep in a field and being killed by his comrades. He also used an axe in his attack.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Óscar Flores Lopez
| 10
| 2
| N (Lynched)
| 2005
| Ex-soldier got high as fuck, stabbed some of his family and a cop, stole the cop's AR and started shooting up the neighborhood. He was shot by cops before being lynched by civilians.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ahmad Al Aliwi Al-Issa]]
| 10
| 1
| N
| 2021
| [[Schizo]] [[mudslime]] shot up a supermarket, killing ten people including a cop before taking a bullet in the leg and getting [[v&]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Clifford Bartholomew
| 10
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 1971
| [[Daddy|Dad]] of the year smacked his family unconscious with a mallet before shooting them dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Christopher Thomas
| 10
| 0
| N
| 1984
| Broke into a house and killed 8 children aged 3-14 and two of their mothers. He is now [[Epic Win|released on mandatory parole]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Peter Karanja
| 10
| 0
| N
| 2010
| Kenyan cop with AIDS shot up 3 bars before failing to an hero because he ran out of ammo.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Munich Massacre|Ali David Sonboly]]
| 9
| 36 (4 by Sonboly)
| Y
| 2016
|An [[Sand Nigger|Iranian]]-German who was fed up with the filthy turkroach infestation of Deutschland and decided to take matters into his own hands.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Connor Betts|Connor Stephen Betts]]
| 9
| 27 (17 by Betts)
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2019
| Schizo antifa warrior druggie retard went ballistic at a nighttime street, doing quite some damage before being killed by the cops.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Ilnaz Galyaviev]]
| 9
| 23
| N
| 2021
| Ruskiy edgelord shot up a school with a semi-auto shotgun, [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|but still did worse]] than his idol and crush [[Vladislav Roslyakov]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Clarence Bertucci
| 9
| 19
| N
| 1945
| American soldier who pwned kraut POWs at a camp in Utah.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|24px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Carel Johannes Delport
| 9
| 19
| N
| 1992
| [[Retard|78 IQ]] farmer snapped and went on a rampage, burning down his house and shooting random people with the same gun [[Breivik]] used. [[Epic Win|Currently free after serving his 22 year prison sentence.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Uro.C5.A1_Bla.C5.BEi.C4.87|Uroš Blažić]]
| 9
| 13
| N
| 2023
| A 21-year-old drug addict went amok with an AK the day after Kosta Kecmanović's school rampage.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Mark Essex]]
| 9
| 13
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1973
| This motherfucker shot up a police station and took out nearly a dozen filthy pigs. God bless this man's soul!
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Ronald Bae
| 9
| 11
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2013
| Killed some fags. His maid was v& for assisting in his shooting spree.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Chris Harper-Mercer]]
| 9
| 8
| Y
| 2015
|"[[Do you believe in god]]?"
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCroatia.png|23px|link{{=}}Croatia]]
| Vinko Palić
| 9
| 7
| Y
| 1993
| Soldier got rejected by a 17-year-old girl, went home, got into his army uniform & weapon and returned to exact his revenge.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNepal.png|link{{=}}Nepal]]
| Dipendra of Nepal
| 9
| 5
| Y
| 2001
| Nepalese prince massacred his family and other servants before shooting himself in the head. As his entire family was dead, he was considered king of Nepal for the 3 days he lay in a coma.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jeff Weise]]
| 9
| 5
| Y
| 2005
| A traumatized goth Injun fatass. Slaughtered his family, crashed into his former school, and came close to surpassing Columbine if not for a surprisingly fast police reaction time, especially for a Native American reservation. Like Chris Mercer and the Columbine fags, Jeff asked his victims if they believed in God.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Marciano Contaoe
| 9
| 4
| N
| 1988
| Drunk pinoy started shooting glasses off of tables and then started shooting people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Nikola Radosavljević
| 9
| 4
| N
| 2007
| [[Domestic Violence|Smacked his bitch]] a little, jumped in a well, [[Fail|got pulled out by a neighbor]], retrieved a shotgun and decided to go for the [[High Score]]. Police found him near his parent's grave, [[Retard|having shot himself in the stomach]] as [[An hero|an attempted hero]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagYugoslavia.png|23px|link{{=}}Yugoslavia]]
| Mile Matić
| 9
| 3
| Y (In prison)
| 1986
| Some [[schizo]] prison guard who flipped his lid because his brother-in-law interrupted his [[Minecraft]] session. Realizing he wouldn't get out of the loony bin alive, he decided to [[An hero|cut his life sentence short]] in 1994.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|link{{=}}Lebanon]]
| Shawkat Fouad Shakar
| 9
| 3
| N
| 1991
| Went on a rampage to avenge the deaths of his parents and brother.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Satan Claus]]
| 9
| 3
| Y
| 2008
| He came into the houses dressed as santa shooting some families. He gave us the lulziest Christmas evar!
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Mark Chahal
| 9
| 2
| Y
| 1996
| Indian-Canuck who killed 9 family members and then became an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Yusuf Taş
| 9
| 2
| N
| 2016
| Shot his wife and other people before being arrested and sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Dylann Storm Roof]]
| 9
| 1
| N
| 2015
|An ugly, traumatized, retarded-sounding crusader in the southern USA. He killed Christfag niggers at a church before being V& by the pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Leonardas Zavistonovičius
| 9
| 1
| N (Killed by civilians)
| 1998
| Pole schizo shot dead 9 Lithuanians before being beaten to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Andrey Shpagonov
| 9
| 1
| N
| 1992
| 23-year-old tried to rob his former workplace for guns but ended up killing fucking everyone instead. He was executed in 1995.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Samuel Cassidy|Samuel James Cassidy]]
| 9
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2021
| Another workplace shooting, this time at a [[Train|railyard]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Victor Ernest Hoffman
| 9
| 0
| N
| 1967
| Insane Canuck who pwned 9 members of a family in Saskatchewan.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|23px|link{{=}}China]]
| Tang Jiansheng
| 9
| 0
| N
| 1982
| Shot up the Chinese embassy in Mozambique.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Nasir Abbas
| 9
| 0
| N
| 2009
| Cop went crazy, shot his family and some others before being captured and sentenced to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergey Egorov
| 9
| 0
| N
| 2017
| Ex-soldier shot up a party after being offended by one of the attendees.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|link{{=}}Lebanon]]
| Mazen Harfoush
| 9
| 0
| N
| 2020
| Killed his wife, then 8 other dudes she was gangbanging on the side (including his own brother!)
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Jonathan Moreño
| 8
| 29
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2005
| Policeman shot up a festival.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Gilbert Twigg
| 8
| 26
| Y
| 1903
| Shot up a concert armed with a double-barreled shotgun.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|24px|link{{=}}France]]
| Richard Durn
| 8
| 19
| Y
| 2002
| Got sick of life so he decided to go for the high score. He initially got arrested after the shooting, but jumped out of a window during questioning and died.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|24px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Barend Hendrik Strydom
| 8
| 16
| N
| 1988
| A [[white supremacist]] who cleansed 8 [[niggers]] from apartheid-time [[South Africa]]. He was initially sentenced to death but ended up being [[Epic win|released 3 years later]] by the president.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]
| 8
| 13 (1 by Auvinen)
| Y
| 2007
| Some retarded, delusional [[Columbine|Eric Harris]] wannabe that killed 8 people as well as [[Pussy|firing rounds at inanimate objects]] for an hour before becoming [[An Hero]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Joseph Thomas Wesbecker
| 8
| 12
| Y
| 1989
| Started taking Prozac and ended up shooting up his former workplace.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Alaa Abu Dhaim
| 8
| 11
| N (Shot by civilian)
| 2008
| [[Palestinian]] who tried to play on Nightmare mode at an Israeli school. Did pretty decent, going 8/11 before his spree got cut short. '''AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A HIGHER SCORE IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING [[JEWS]]!!'''
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:Tunisia miniflag.png|link{{=}}Tunisia]]
| Mehdi Jemaii
| 8
| 9
| N (Killed by soldiers)
| 2015
| Tunisian soldier stole a weapon and shot up his military base.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| [[Rolando Mendoza]]
| 8
| 9
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2010
| [[Cop]] who got fired and decided that the best way to get his job back was to [[Retard|take a bus hostage and threaten to murder them.]] Eventually shot up the bus and got sniped.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBulgaria.png|23px|link{{=}}Bulgaria]]
| Branimir Donchev
| 8
| 8
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1974
| 17-year-old schizo attacked a hostel. Initially captured and found insane, he tried to escape and got shot to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Brandon Scott Hole]]
| 8
| 7
| Y
| 2021
| A [[My little pony|retarded brony]] who shot up FedEx in honour of [[lolwut|his beloved animated horse waifu, Applejack]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Mauricio_Martinez_Garcia|Mauricio Garcia]]
| 8
| 7
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2023
| 33-year-old edgelord neo-nazi spic and avid [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] reader shot up a mall in [[Texas]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Gian Luigi Ferri]]
| 8
| 6
| Y
| 1993
| Some pizza pasta [[wop]] who caused massive amounts of [[butthurt]] by getting 8 [[noobs]] [[rekt]] 34 stories up
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robert Hawkins]]
| 8
| 6 (4 by Hawkins)
| Y
| 2007
|Some hippie emo-looking faggot. Stole his daddy's AK and shot a couple of magazines worth of ammo at people before becoming [[An Hero]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Frank Vitkovic
| 8
| 5
| Y
| 1987
| Aussie went berserk in an office, inspired by Julian Knight's Hoddle street massacre four months earlier.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|link{{=}}Lebanon]]
| Ahmed Ali Mansour
| 8
| 5
| N
| 2002
| Shot up an office.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|24px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| L. S. Hasebeng
| 8
| 4
| Y
| 1992
| [[Policeman]] went amok in a [[prison]] complex.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEgypt.png|link{{=}}Egypt]]
| Suleiman Khater
| 8
| 4
| ?
| 1985
| Some [[sand nigger]] shot [[Israeli]] tourists and was later [[Epstein]]'d in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Sergio Eduardo A.
| 8
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2022
| Sicario known as "El Nenuco" went berserk, killing and carjacking people left and right before being shot by police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|24px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| Stephanus Swart
| 8
| 3
| Y
| 1927
| Killed his wife and then went on a random spree.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Carl Robert Brown
| 8
| 3
| N (Shot and run over by civilians)
| 1982
| Shot up a welding shop with a pump action shotgun before getting run over as he tried to escape on his bike.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Robert Steward
| 8
| 3
| N
| 2009
| Extra credit for doing it at a nursing home.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Moses Katwesigye
| 8
| 3
| N
| 2016
| Another mad pissed off soldier in Bongo Bongo Land.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSouthAfrica.png|24px|link{{=}}South Africa]]
| David "Chippa" Mateane
| 8
| 3
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2006
| [[Nigger]] shot up his bitch's house, then shot up the police station he worked at. Nobody even heard of it because it happened in [[Africa]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Alexander Kuzminykh
| 8
| 2
| Y
| 1998
| 19-year-old soldier shot up a submarine.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUzbekistan.png|23px|link{{=}}Uzbekistan]]
| Anvar Madaminov
| 8
| 2
| N
| 1998
| Killed 8 soldiers and wounded 2 before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagYemen.png|23px|link{{=}}Yemen]]
| Mohsin Yahya Munassar Al-Hilali
| 8
| 2
| N
| 2003
| Yemeni who went on a shooting spree at a mosque.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Omar Sheriff Thornton
| 8
| 2
| Y
| 2010
| Shot up the beer company he formerly worked at.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Ramil Shamsutdinov
| 8
| 2
| N
| 2019
| 20-year-old soldier killed his colleagues after too much hazing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Wasyl Tymkow
| 8
| 1
| Y
| 1937
| [[Ukraine|Uke]] shot 7 Polish people dead before an heroing. He also killed a person a few weeks before his rampage.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Mohamed Jamil Ahmed
| 8
| 1
| Y
| 1955
| Shot his kids and tortured his wife before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Germán García Antonio
| 8
| 1
| Y
| 1985
| A Jehova's Witness who lived in a cave and terrorized the local catholics, stealing their cattle and threatening to kill them. One day he made good on his word and shot up the town as well as his brother, who disproved of his actions.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagReunion.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| Germain Nabénéza
| 8
| 1
| Y
| 1994
| Killed some relatives and neighbours before himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Zdeněk Kovář
| 8
| 1
| Y
| 2015
| Shot up a restaurant and called the news station before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Romeo Nance
| 8
| 1
| Y
| 2024
| Criminal nigger went crazy and shoot up the hood before heading for Mexico. Killed himself after being spotted in Texas.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Flag_of_Colombia.png|link{{=}}Colombia]]
| Gildardo Urrego
| 8
| 1
| N
| 1977
| Colombian who massacred 9 members of a family on Christmas Eve.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Venus Chukamnerd
| 8
| 1
| N
| 2008
| Shot up a karaoke bar in a drunken rage.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robert Aaron Long]]
| 8
| 1
| N
| 2021
| [[Zoomer]] "sex-addict" with the worlds ugliest beard, shot up two [[asian]] massage parlors in search of a happy ending.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Scott Dekraai
| 8
| 1
| N
| 2011
| [[Marriage|Shot his ex-wife because she was a bitch]], then [[pwned]] 7 more [[noobs]] at a hair salon before getting V& by the pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Spencer Hight
| 8
| 1
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2017
| Shot his ex-wife and 7 other randoms during a [[handegg]] watching party.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Phu Lam
| 8
| 0
| Y
| 2014
| Canuck gook killed members of his family before becoming an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| Faiz Karbalawi
| 8
| 0
| Y
| 2021
| Shot his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Arturas Sakalauskas
| 8
| 0
| N
| 1987
| Soldier shot up a train.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Oleg Dolzhenko
| 8
| 0
| N
| 2000
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Ömer Taşçı
| 8
| 0
| N
| 2007
| Shot his family before escaping, being captured and sentenced to 80 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Murat Yüksel
| 8
| 0
| N
| 2009
| Shot his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAlbania.png|link{{=}}Albania]]
| Ritvan Zykaj
| 8
| 0
| N
| 2018
| Killed his family after they accused him of stealing chickens. He also filmed their corpses and sent the video to a relative.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Willie Godbolt
| 8
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2017
| A man that wasn't fit to live. Shot and killed a pig and 7 others before he was shot and apprehended after being treated for his wound.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Seth Ator
| 7
| 25
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2019
| ''Actually'' went GTA in Texas, but only after having to improvise because his initial plan [[fail]]ed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robert Crimo]]
| 7
| 25
| N
| 2022
| Decided to celebrate America's 246th birthday in [[Chicago]] by participating in its [[Mass Shooting|national pastime]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Robert Charles
| 7
| 20
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1900
| A nigger went berserk in New Orleans.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Julian Knight
| 7
| 19
| N
| 1987
| [[Schizo]] Aussie shot up a busy street before being [[v&]] for life.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Ami Popper
| 7
| 16
| N
| 1990
| 21-year-old stole a rifle and shot some Palestinians.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSlovakia.png|24px|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#.C4.BDubom.C3.ADr_Harman|Ľubomír Harman]]
| 7
| 15
| Y
| 2010
| Slovakian went on a rampage in his city, killing himself after being wounded by police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Tristan_Van_der_Vlis|Tristan van der Vlis]]
| 7
| 15
| Y
| 2011
| God-hating bitch that went [[an hero]] with 2 pistols and a .22 rifle. He drew guns and was inspired by [[Columbine]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| William Ray Bonner
| 7
| 9
| N
| 1973
| Another nigger who went on a GTA killing spree, this time in Los Angeles.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Philipp Fusz
| 7
| 8
| Y
| 2023
| Former Jehova's witness attacked his former brethren before shooting himself. Also had '''{{archive|z2fu1|a website for his business}}''' and [https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/1915852889 wrote a book] before his attack.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Larry Gene Ashbrook
| 7
| 7
| Y
| 1999
| Run of the mill [[schizo]] that shot a couple [[christfags]]. Shortly after the shooting [[Troll|someone]] made [http://www.asecular.com/baptist/ an epic website] in Larry's memory.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Wade John Frankum
| 7
| 6
| Y
| 1991
| Wade was enjoying his coffee in a café before suddenly snapping and killing anyone in his path. He got his first kill with a Bowie knife, like a real Australian.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|20px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| Hermann Schwarz
| 7
| 6
| N
| 1912
| Sniped some people from his apartment before escaping into the woods. Not guilty due to insanity and sent off to the nuthouse.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Mikhail Tselousov
| 7
| 6
| N
| 1958
| Shot up a hostel with a single-shot rifle.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Ramzan Aliyev
| 7
| 6
| N (Shot by soldiers)
| 2012
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|24px|link{{=}}France]]
| Guy Martel
| 7
| 5
| N
| 1985
| Another French schizo went on a shooting rampage before getting arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Antonio Calvente Guerrero
| 7
| 5
| N (Shot by soldiers)
| 1902
| Soldier went amok.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| Franck Zoritch
| 7
| 4
| Y
| 1992
| Shot up his former factory after being fired.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Jožef Meneder
| 7
| 4
| Y
| 1993
| Broke out of military detention, stole a rifle and killed people before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Terry Michael Ratzmann
| 7
| 4
| Y
| 2005
| [[Computer]] technician who shot up his [[church]], leaving no clue behind as to why.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Dragan Čedić
| 7
| 4
| Y
| 2002
| Serb that fucking snapped and killed some of his friends and family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Richard Wade Farley
| 7
| 4
| N
| 1988
| A creep who stalked his co-worker for years. Her restraining order would have been made permanent the day after he shot up his workplace.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium|23px]]
| Michel Van Wijnendaele
| 7
| 3
| Y
| 1987
| Shot up two farms before shooting himself after a car chase.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wade Michael Page]]
| 7
| 3
| Y
| 2012
|A Neo-Nazi retard that tried to kill Jews - by shooting up a Sikh church.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTaiwan.png|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| Tsui Yin
| 7
| 3
| N
| 1962
| Gym teacher lost his job and decided to take revenge.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Mattias_Flink|Mattias Flink]]
| 7
| 3
| N
| 1994
| Military man got drunk and set out for a killing spree. Got sentenced to life, but ended up being released in 2014.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Edgardo Fernandez
| 7
| 3
| N
| 1995
| 16-year-old boy shot up a hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| One L. Goh
| 7
| 3
| N
| 2012
| Realizing that he'll forever remain a NEET due to mounting [[college]] debt, he did the only thing he could do; attempt to outscore [[Cho]]. Although he failed miserably, he caused a decent amount of butthurt in [[California|Oakland]]. ('''UPDATE''': Goh is [[Dead|ded]] as of March 20, 2019; possible prison An Hero)
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSaudiArabia.png|link{{=}}Saudi Arabia]]
| Abdullah Jaber Al-Malki
| 7
| 3
| N
| 2016
| Teacher shot up an education office before being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Khairi Alqam
| 7
| 3
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2023
| Palestinian shot up a synagogue in Jerusalem to avenge his fallen brethren.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Rodrick Dantzler
| 7
| 2
| Y
| 2011
| After realizing that bitches really aren't shit, he decided to bust a cap in every one of his baby mamas and his illegitimate children before leading police on an '''{{ytlink|fFytf7rxlEo|epic chase!}}'''
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Ctirad Vitásek
| 7
| 2
| Y
| 2019
| Shot up a hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Isaac Obua
| 7
| 2
| N (Killed by soldiers)
| 2016
| Another mad soldier from Bongo Bongo Land and yet another shooting. Normal day in Bongoganda.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Will Reynolds
| 7
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1902
| Alabama nigger attacked a sheriff's department.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Deka Samarendra
| 7
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2004
| Soldier killed his co-workers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Edward Charles Allaway
| 7
| 2
| N
| 1976
| Schizo shot up a university, found not guilty by reason of insanity.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLatvia.png|link{{=}}Latvia]]
| Yuriy Chubarov
| 7
| 1
| Y
| 1997
| Shot a parish before pwning himself
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCroatia.png|23px|link{{=}}Croatia]]
| Antun Mataić
| 7
| 1
| Y
| 1998
| Guy went postal at a cafe, drove to another cafe to order a cognac and say "I just killed eight people", then drove to a shooting range and blew himself up in his car.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Ángel Campo Solana
| 7
| 1
| Y
| 1980
| Stuck it to [[the man]] by shooting a few of his useless as shit neighbors.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Martin Nelson
| 7
| 1
| N (Shot by bystanders)
| 1885
| Attacked a family and others before being shot dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jim Jumper
| 7
| 1
| N (Shot by bystanders)
| 1889
| A half-nigger half-injun attacked his local chief and his family after being refused to marry his daughter.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreenland.png|link{{=}}Greenland]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Abel_Klemmensen|Abel Klemmensen]]
| 7
| 1
| N
| 1990
| Some inuit got into an argument with his friend at a party, went home to retrieve his rifle and returned to kill them all.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Oleg Naumov
| 7
| 1
| N
| 1998
| Soldier shot up the base before fleeing. Caught two days later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Chunli Zhao
| 7
| 1
| N
| 2023
| 66-year-old azn forklift driver shot up two farms before being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Edmund Wilsdorf
| 7
| 0
| Y
| 1907
| Kraut who shot dead his wife and 6 children before becoming an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| John Etter Clark
| 7
| 0
| Y
| 1956
| Canuck politician who went on a rampage and then became an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Leonard Hogue
| 7
| 0
| Y
| 1965
| Dirty cop who stole $1.2 million dollars in a daring heist, except that [[Epic Fail|the money was completely worthless because it was all hole punched]]. Realizing that he fucked up a simple job, and that the real cops are closing in, he decided to [[seppuku]] his wife and 6 kids, each with a Magnum headshot, before finally choosing death over dishonor.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jennifer San Marco
| 7
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2006
| The only woman man enough to kill more than 3 people in a shooting, probably because she targeted [[azn]]s, [[darkies]] and [[spics]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Michael Orwin Haight
| 7
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| Abusive husband shot and killed his entire family, truly starting the [[2023|new year]] with a bang.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Theodor Matvievsky
| 7
| 0
| N
| 1959
| Soviet navy sailor shot up an island, sparing two children before escaping in a motor boat and eventually succumbing to the elements.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGuatemala.png|24px|link{{=}}Guatemala]]
| Manuel Martínez Coronado
| 7
| 0
| N
| 1995
| Slaughtered a family over a land dispute with the help of his stepfather. Executed by lethal injection.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Bryan Koji Uyesugi
| 7
| 0
| N
| 1999
| Hawaiian technician shot up his workplace.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Michael McDermott
| 7
| 0
| N
| 2000
| Shot up his workplace and tried to fake mental illness to get away with it.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Shahzado Behan
| 7
| 0
| N
| 2003
| Shot some of his relatives.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Hasan Danışmaz
| 7
| 0
| N
| 2008
| Shot his family. He also killed a truck driver in 2001.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Iq.gif|link{{=}}Iraq]]
| Saleh Mohammed
| 7
| 0
| N
| 2009
| Shot his family and tried to kill himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Carlos Gabriel Pericolo da Rosa
| 7
| 0
| ?
| 2018
| Gangster killed other gangsters to protect his family or some shit. He was found dead near a river the next day.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Luiz Gonzaga Pereira dos Santos
| 7
| 0
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1979
| Angry man killed a family because one of their sons fucked his virgin daughter. He was killed by police in 1981.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| Ihsanullah
| 7
| 0
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2015
| Drug addict shot his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKenya.png|link{{=}}Kenya]]
| Abdihakim Maslah
| 7
| 0
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2016
| Police officer shot up the station.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium|23px]]
| Nordine Amrani
| 6
| [[Epic Fail|125]]
| Y
| 2011
| Some Belgian drug dealer who sprayed bullets and stun grenades from a rooftop onto shoppers with an FN FAL before an heoring. Also tried to rape and then killed a maid at his flat before going amok.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Timur Bekmansurov]]
| 6
| 47
| N
| 2021
| Russian Farquaad looking edgelord school shooter who [[Epic fail|ended up getting his leg amputated after being shot by cops]]. '''TRY AGAIN FAGGOT'''
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Abdul Salaam Sadek Hassouneh
| 6
| 33
| Y
| 2002
| Shot up a bar mitzvah party before exploding.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Jørgen Haagen Schmith
| 6
| 20
| N (Shot by Gestapo)
| 1944
| Resistance fighter suddenly had Gestapo at his door, hid under the bed and opened fire with machine guns and grenades. After being surrounded by over 200 soldiers and his house was on fire, Jørgen exited and was shot dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Alexandre Bissonnette]]
| 6
| 19 (5 by Bissonnette)
| N
| 2017
| Some paranoid Canuck who shot up a mosque and tried to become an hero, but [[Pussy|pussied out and called the cops on himself crying like a little bitch]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Colin Ferguson
| 6
| 19
| N
| 1993
| The [[nigger]] version of [[Dylann Roof]], with a good bit of [[Jared Lee Loughner]] tossed in for good measure. Unlike his cracker counterpart, the liberal faggots at New York gave him a lenient sentence because of '''[[BlackLivesMatter| MUH BLACK OPPRESHUN.]]'''
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jared Lee Loughner]]
| 6
| 14 (13 by Loughner)
| N
| 2011
|A schizo. Tried to assassinate a person that didn't answer his question by shooting her in the head but failing hard [[Epic Fail|due to him using FMJ and aiming for the Forebrain]] before getting what he deserved which was getting apprehended by various people while trying to reload.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Elliot Rodger]]
| 6
| 13
| Y
| 2014
| A [[tiny dick]] [[Brit]]-[[Azn]] butthurt because he was still a virgin at 22.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagYemen.png|23px|link{{=}}Yemen]]
| Mohammad Ahman al-Nazari
| 6
| 12
| N
| 1997
| Shot up his children's school due to allegations of one of them being raped by school staff.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDominicanRepublic.png|link{{=}}Dominican Republic]]
| Belarminio Antonio Rodriguez
| 6
| 9
| N
| 1968
| A soldier angry at life due to a lack of pussy.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Erwin Mikolajczyk
| 6
| 8
| Y
| 1994
| Shot up a courtroom where he was due, killing most people present before blowing himself up with an IED.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Douglas Williams
| 6
| 8
| Y
| 2003
| Killed a bunch of niggers he worked with.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBurundi.png|link{{=}}Burundi]]
| Jean-Claude Ndayisaba
| 6
| 7
| N (Executed)
| 1999
| A soldier went amok in a reagrupament camp. He is actually the Burundian champion.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBahamas.png|22px|link{{=}}Bahamas]]
| Reuben Rolle
| 6
| 6
| Y
| 1964
| [[Nigger|Negro]] carpenter kills his wife and wents amok before an heroing
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Edwin James Grace
| 6
| 6
| Y
| 1972
| Security guard shot up a building.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Leo Held
| 6
| 6
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1967
| A devout christian went on a rampage at various locations after dropping his family off at work and school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDominicanRepublic.png|link{{=}}Dominican Republic]]
| José Ángelo Santana Cedano
| 6
| 6
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2021
| After having enough of his broken marriage, José went on a killing spree through his neighborhood.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|20px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| Erminio Criscione
| 6
| 6
| N
| 1992
| Drove around town shooting up random houses.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Frederick William Cowan
| 6
| 5
| Y
| 1977
| Neo-nazi shot up a moving company.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Vlado Chernozemski
| 6
| 5
| N
| 1934
| Bulgarian assassinated the king. He was beaten up by a mob and died to his injuries later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Andre Bing
| 6
| 4
| Y
| 2022
| [[Patrick Crusius]] 2: Electric Boogaloo.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| Çevdet Yilmaz
| 6
| 4
| N
| 1983
| Turkroach shot a cafe before being V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|link{{=}}New Zealand]]
| Stephen Lawrence Anderson
| 6
| 4
| N
| 1997
| Shot up a ski lodge with a shotgun. Was found [[Epic Win|not guilty]] for being [[batshit insane]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Fan Jieming
| 6
| 4
| N
| 2013
| 62-year-old man beat a coworker to death with a metal pipe before going on a killing spree with a rifle.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| John Felton Parish
| 6
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1982
| Crazy nigger shot up some warehouses before escaping and ultimately dying in a police shootout.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Rw.gif.png|link{{=}}Rwanda]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Viateur_Nkurunziza|Viateur Nkurunziza]]
| 6
| 3
| N (Shot by police)
| 1998
| Soldier went amok in a local bar with a Sub-machine gun. (Probably he was drunken)
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Andrew John Engeldinger
| 6
| 2
| Y
| 2012
| Shot up his former workplace after being fired.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kyle Huff
| 6
| 2
| Y
| 2006
| Goth fatass who filled degenerate [[ravers]] with buckshot before an heroing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Kumajiro Takazawa
| 6
| 2
| N
| 1912
| Criminal who went amok before vanishing into thin air.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Rosario Bilodeau
| 6
| 2
| N
| 1934
| Killed some of his family members before shooting up the post office. He was hanged.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Ikuya Hatakeyama
| 6
| 2
| N
| 1975
| Depressed loner shot people for the lulz.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Anatoly Fedorenko
| 6
| 2
| N
| 1977
| Soldier shot up a school before being executed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergei Lepney
| 6
| 2
| N
| 1997
| Soldier shot up a military school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Veera Jitantuk
| 6
| 2
| N
| 1997
| A village chief that killed people for accusing him of corruption. He was later sentenced to death.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Ghulam Mustafa
| 6
| 2
| N
| 2005
| Killed his wife, her parents and some others.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jason Dalton]]
| 6
| 2
| N
| 2016
| A fatass Uber driver that did some drive-bys.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| William Roberto Ferreira Costa
| 6
| 2
| N
| 2016
| Hairdresser shot up a bar before surrendering to police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Marian Ryszard Majka
| 6
| 1
| Y
| 1957
| [[Polish]] electrician went amok killing his wife, daughter and another family before [[An hero|killing himself]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Tyler Peterson]]
| 6
| 1
| Y
| 2007
| [[Cop]] who killed his ex-GF and 5 others at a pizza party, all because they laughed at his dumb ass.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Jaras Surasak
| 6
| 1
| Y
| 2011
| Policeman shot several colleagues.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Veysi Erim
| 6
| 1
| Y
| 2014
| Psychologist went psycho and shot up his old clinic.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Kalle Heikkilä
| 6
| 1
| N
| 1905
| Shot and stabbed his family before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles Newton Layman
| 6
| 1
| N
| 1935
| Killed his co-workers. Later found to be insane.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Yuri Ilyasov
| 6
| 1
| N
| 1964
| A farmer who shot up a village with a double-barreled shotgun. He was executed by firing squad in 1966.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGreece.png|link{{=}}Greece]]
| Pantelís Bizónis
| 6
| 1
| N
| 1985
| Butcher shot up his neighbourhood before being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png|link{{=}}Bosnia and Herzegovina]]
| Tomislav Petrović
| 6
| 1
| N
| 2008
| Shot up a bus and the neighbourhood before being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Dmitry Vinogradov]]
| 6
| 1
| N
| 2012
|A Russian lawyer whose girlfriend had recently dumped him. Fed up with humanity's shit, he decided to go for the high score in Russia and failed considerably.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagKyrgyzstan.png|link{{=}}Kyrgyztan]]
| Kulbarak Uulu Balbay
| 6
| 1
| N (shot by soldiers)
| 2012
| Crazed border guard killed 5 [[Charles Whitman|and a unborn baby]] before his comrades shot him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergey Pomazun
| 6
| 1
| N
| 2013
| Shot up a gun store and got sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Rade Šefer
| 6
| 1
| N (Killed by civilians)
| 2015
| A broken man shot up his son's wedding party, before [[Game over|one of the attendees hit him with a chair and strangled him to death]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Malcolm George Baker
| 6
| 1
| N
| 1992
| Shot his ex and some others [[Badass|with a sawed off shotgun]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles Lee Thornton
| 6
| 1
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2008
| Some nigger with a construction company that got angry at the city and shot them up [[Zug Massacre|Leibacher style]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| [[Lol|Mohammad Ali]]
| 6
| 1
| N
| 2014
| 20-year-old shot his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Richard Dale Crum
| 6
| 1
| N
| 2023
| 52-year-old shot up the neighborhood and killed his ex-wife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Audrey Hale]]
| 6
| 1
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2023
| 28-year-old female-to-male tranny shot up a christian elementary school in the name of trans rights and Satan.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Lauri Tainio
| 6
| 0
| Y
| 1937
| Killed his family before shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCroatia.png|23px|link{{=}}Croatia]]
| Josip Capan Joko
| 6
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 1995
| [[Sick fuck|Coomer]] who decided to kill a family, because he was arrested for [[Fap|fapping]] in front of their house, the day before.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| John Bauer
| 6
| 0
| Y
| 2001
| Killed his family before burning down the house and killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBulgaria.png|23px|link{{=}}Bulgaria]]
| Rosen Angelov
| 6
| 0
| Y
| 2017
| 53-year-old pedo shot a woman and her dog before driving to her house to kill her family. He was found dead in a car a week later with child porn in his car. After police searched his house, they found more child porn.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Peter Miles
| 6
| 0
| Y
| 2018
| [[Oldfag|Grandpa]] killed four of his grandkids, his wife, his daughter and then himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCroatia.png|23px|link{{=}}Croatia]]
| Igor Nađ
| 6
| 0
| Y
| 2019
| Attacked his ex-gf's place before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jesse McFadden
| 6
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| Pedophile killed a bunch of kiddies in his house to avoid going to jail again.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Phillip Adams
| 6
| 0
| Y
| 2021
| Former [[handegg]] player who pulled a [[Chris Benoit]] on a doctor, his family, and two other randoms.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Teodoro Macias
| 6
| 0
| Y
| 2021
| Shot up his girlfriend's birthday party and [[an hero]]'d
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Juan Medina Gordillo
| 6
| 0
| Y
| 1996
| Grandpa, equiped with a shotgun, killed his family and shot some neighbours in a local village before comiting suicide.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Unknown
| 6
| 0
| N
| 1918
| Shot six eastern European settlers before escaping. The case was never solved.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Nicanor Rodriguez Taboadelo
| 6
| 0
| N (failed)
| 1971
| Killed his family, his made and a random portuguese before being arrested on a an hero attempt
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Bruce Alfred Blackman
| 6
| 0
| N
| 1983
| 22-year-old shot his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Drago Miličić
| 6
| 0
| N
| 1992
| Yugoslavian soldier got [[drunk]], went to his barracks and killed some of his comrades, threw grenades at security posts, stole a car and killed his girlfriends family before [[Pussy|surrendering to police]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Yevgeny Gorbunov
| 6
| 0
| N
| 1997
| 20-year-old soldier shot his comrades on guard duty.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Jay Handel
| 6
| 0
| N
| 2002
| Shot his children and burned down the house to spite his wife.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Salvador Tapia
| 6
| 0
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2003
| 6 months after being fired Salvador returned to shoot up the warehouse.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Dennis Karbovanec
| 6
| 0
| N
| 2007
| Gangster killed some people. He turned himself in in 2009, after surviving an assassination attempt in 2008 due to wearing body armor.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Pk.gif|link{{=}}Pakistan]]
| Arif Mubashir
| 6
| 0
| N
| 2011
| Shot his daughters to restore his honor.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Patrick Purdy]]
| 5
| 32
| Y
| 1989
| 80s version of [[Adam Lanza]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Siniša Zlatić
| 5
| 22
| N
|2016
| Serb shot up a café before being [[Epic fail|disarmed by other guests]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Stephen Kazmierczak]]
| 5
| 21 (17 by Kazmierczak)
| Y
| 2008
| A severely depressed bisexual faggot with shitty taste in women as well as shot placement. Tried to copy Cho but wasn't Azn enough.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]]
| 5
| 19
| N
| 2022
| {{age|2000|5|26}}-year-old [[fatass]] shot up a gay club before being beaten up by patrons and v&. Also had an [[ED]] page from 2015.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Kevin_Neal|Kevin Neal]]
| 5
| 18 (11 by Neal)
| Y
| 2017
| Schizo redneck that shot his wife, his neighbors, and a bunch of randoms at various locations (including an elementary school) before an heroing in a 2v1 with small town cops.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Heinz Jacob Friedrich Ernst Schmidt
| 5
| 18
| N
| 1913
| Schizo shot up a school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lawrence William Moore
| 5
| 18
| N
| 1981
| Shot up a museum before being overpowered by patrons and subsequently [[v&]]. One of the victims died from complications due to the injuries sustained, in 2013.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Karel Charva
| 5
| 14
| Y
| 1983
| Czechoslovakian native got drunk and shot up a school in Germany.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Günter Hermann Ewen
| 5
| 11
| Y
| 1999
| After being thrown out of a nightclub because he was broke, Günter returned with a shotgun and a revolver to exact his revenge. He then fled to France, killing another man during a carjacking. After this he fled to Luxembourg and shot himself inside a hotel.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
| Chérif Chekatt
| 5
| 11
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2018
| [[Muslim]] fag who killed 5 at some gay ass Christmas market, [[GTA|stole a taxi]], and [[Fail|got killed by cops]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergey Semidovskiy
| 5
| 10
| Y
| 2002
| Police captain got drunk and argued with several bar patrons before shooting them all, and shooting himself in the chest. He was taken to hospital and died of cardiac arrest two days later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Alvin Lee King III
| 5
| 10
| N
| 1980
| Former high school teacher shot up a church because some of the members had declined to appear as character witnesses for him in a trial in which he was accused of [[Fritzl|raping his daughter]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPeru.png|link{{=}}Peru]]
| Eduardo Naupay
| 5
| 9
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2017
| Went on a rampage after the man tried to shut down his humble food stand.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Dallas Sniper Attacks|Micah Xavier Johnson]]
| 5
| 9
| N (Blown the fuck up by cops)
| 2016
| A [[Black Lives Matter]] acolyte. Set out to kill white cops, and succeeded.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| John Filip Nordlund
| 5
| 8
| N
| 1900
| 25-year-old boarded a steamboat with the intent to rob everyone aboard and escape, but ended up just killing anyone he came across before being captured and sentenced to death. Two of the victims were stabbed, one with such force that the knife broke inside her body.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Connor Sturgeon
| 5
| 8
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2023
| Normie [[redditor]] with brain damage or something shot up the bank he worked at for the lulz. Also livestreamed it on [[Instagram]], but the footage has yet to surface.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Gary Montez Martin
| 5
| 7 (6 by Martin)
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2019
| Former employee shot up his workplace.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Igor Zenkov
| 5
| 6
| Y
| 2017
| Embarked on a two-day killing spree before shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Vyacheslav Bugakov
| 5
| 6
| N
| 1995
| 19-year-old schizo border guard shot some of his comrades.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Denis Soloviev
| 5
| 6
| N
| 2002
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Esteban Santiago
| 5
| 6
| N
| 2017
| A Spic schizo. Played on Nightmare Mode in a [[Florida|Fort Lauderdale]] airport, but ran out of ammo and got V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|20px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| Battista Pestallazzi
| 5
| 5
| Y
| 1922
| Shot up a train station with two revolvers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Chaiyaworn Hiranwadee
| 5
| 5
| Y
| 1997
| Police sergeant shot up the station.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles Roberts
| 5
| 5
| Y
| 2006
| Extra credit for doing it at an Amish schoolhouse.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGeorgia.gif|link{{=}}Georgia]]
| Nodar Atuashvili
| 5
| 5
| Y
| 2023
| Former soldier sniped people from his balcony. He managed to kill one of the responding officers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJordan.png|link{{=}}Jordan]]
| Anwar Mohammed Salama al-Saad Abu Zaid Bani Abdu
| 5
| 5
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2015
| An officer opened fire on a police training center.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUkraine.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| Artemiy Yuryovich Riabchuk
| 5
| 5
| N
| 2022
| An Ukrainian soldier went postal and shot up a factory shortly before Russia's invasion.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| John Samir Zawahri
| 5
| 4 (2 by Zawahri)
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2013
| You want more proof that gun control doesn't work for [[niggers]]? There's your fucking proof.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Campinas Cathedral Shooting|Euler Fernando Grandolpho]]
| 5
| 4
| Y
| 2018
| 49-year-old system analyst suddenly went amok and shot up a cathedral.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Sulejman Talovic|Sulejman Talović]]
| 5
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2007
| Some Bosnian guy who put on a [[Columbine|trenchcoat]] and used a cheap shotgun [[Fail|(using birdshot)]] and a .38 revolver to shoot a few people in a mall before getting shot by pigs. Family was [[Muslim]]. However, the police said he wasn't motivated by [[Terrorism]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Khalil Khalilov
| 5
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2018
| ISIS nigger attacked a church.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Barry Kenneth Williams
| 5
| 3
| N
| 1978
| Went on a shooting spree killing his neighbors.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Jake Davison]]
| 5
| 2
| Y
| 2021
| UK [[Elliot Rodger]] shot up his neighborhood.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Canh Le
| 5
| 2
| Y
| 2024
| Shot his family and set the house on fire.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Verlin Spencer
| 5
| 2
| N
| 1940
| Principal shot five colleagues dead while on a heavy dose of painkillers. Verlin was released in 1970.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Austin Thompson
| 5
| 2
| N
| 2022
| 15-year-old killed his brother before dressing up in camo and killing 4 other people, including an off-duty cop and escaping into the forest. After being cornered inside a barn by police, Austin shot himself in the head and was taken into custody. He also killed a dog.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lyndon McLeod
| 5
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2021
| AKA Roman McClay: Alpha male went on a shooting spree after making a movie and several books about it. [[Irony|Ended up being killed by a female cop]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jason Nightengale
| 5
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2021
| A crazy [[nigga]] from [[Chicago|Chiraq]] who kicked off [[2021]] with a ''bang''. If anyone thought 2021 was going to be different than [[2020]], they'd be ''dead'' wrong.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Capital Gazette Shooting|Jarrod Ramos]]
| 5
| 2
| N
| 2018
| Some angry mutt who [[rekt]] 5 journalists with a shotgun. Bonus points for causing massive amounts of [[butthurt]] among [[Leftard|liberals]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Robert Benjamin Smith
| 5
| 2
| N
| 1966
| 18-year-old tried to score higher than fellow OG shooter [[Charles Whitman]], but ended up failing pretty hard.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kimbrady Watson Carriker
| 5
| 2
| N
| 2023
| 40-year-old nigger [[tranny]] shot up the neighborhood.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Gang Lu
| 5
| 1
| Y
| 1991
| Chink who got pissy that his [[Shit nobody cares about|dissertation]] didn't receive a prize, and decided to ventilate members of his physics department before an heroing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Clifton McCree
| 5
| 1
| Y
| 1996
| Nigger killed wypipo as revenge for being fired.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCostaRica.png|link{{=}}Costa Rica]]
| Douglas Araya
| 5
| 1
| Y
| 2005
| Taxi driver went on a shooting spree before hanging himself from a tree and shooting himself in the head.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Pavel Bakhtin
| 5
| 1
| Y
| 2015
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Amaro Batista de Matos
| 5
| 1
| N
| 1973
| Shot some teenagers who were trying to get a handout from him before traveling to a bar and shooting some more people after an argument.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Francesco Villi
| 5
| 1
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2022
| Crazy 73-year-old [[wop]] shot up his condo because of a secret plot against him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Colin Gill
| 5
| 0
| Y
| 1986
| Detective shot his family because his wife was cheating on him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Jiří Zouhar
| 5
| 0
| Y
| 1988
| Shot his ex and her family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ibrahim Shkupolli
| 5
| 0
| Y
| 2009
| A Yugoslavian who started his murderous rampage by killing his ex-girlfriend, then he shot up a mall, went back home and killed himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Ilya Aseev
| 5
| 0
| Y
| 2016
| Shot up a biker club. Killed himself in police custody in 2018.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| John Robert Neumann Jr.
| 5
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2017
|A discharged soldier. Shot people in the head at Fiamma days prior to the 1 year anniversary of [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre|Pulse]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Thomas Young
| 5
| 0
| N
| 1958
| Shot up a christmas party while drunk. Executed in 1959.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Jeremy Bamber
| 5
| 0
| N
| 1985
| 24-year-old shot his family before being captured and sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|link{{=}}Lebanon]]
| Ali Younes
| 5
| 0
| N
| 2017
| 14-year old grabbed a shotgun and killed his father for beating him. Then, 4 noisy neighbours and got arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Diaa Hamarsheh
| 5
| 0
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2022
| Palestinian who shot up a street and died after a police standoff. He planned to commit a suicide bombing in 2011 but got ratted out by an accomplice.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Anton Franchikov
| 5
| 0
| N
| 2020
| Shot people from his balcony because they were making too much noise.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Anthony Ferrill
| 5
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2020
| Literal carbon copy of Omar Thornton. Also is one of only two [[Americunt]] High Scores to take place in 2020 (thanks [[Coronavirus|Corona-chan]]!!).
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Arcan Cetin]]
| 5
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y (In prison)
| 2016
| A Leftist [[turkey|turkroach]] used his [[Call Of Duty]] MLG Noscope Skillz to [[Epic Win|rek 5 noobz in the makeup department of a mall in Washington with a Ruger 10/22]], sparked a manhunt. Evaded police for almost a day before being caught.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Zephen Xaver
| 5
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2019
| Ventilated women at a Florida bank before having a bout of [[Troll's Remorse]], and v& himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Francisco Oropesa
| 5
| 0
| N
| 2023
| Illegal immigrant shot some other illegal immigrants before escaping. Found in his sisters closet a few days later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Kip Kinkel]]
| 4
| '''25'''
| N
| 1998
|Some retarded-looking crybaby schizo. Killed his mommy and daddy, then managed to kill 2 people before getting tackled while reloading after spamming shit at people which resulted in him being dog-piled and thrown into the slammer for life which finally led to him [[Rape|getting sausage up his ass]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.gif|23px|link{{=}}Austria]]
| Kujtim Fejzulai
| 4
| 23
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2020
| ISIS nigger went berserk in a busy street, like they always do.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Tommy Zethraeus
| 4
| 20
| N
| 1994
| Tommy and his friends were denied access to a restaurant, resulting in him going home to retrieve his AG-3 and return to enact his revenge.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Redouane Lakdim
| 4
| 15
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2018
| Islamist shot and stabbed people for allah.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Gabriel Rodrigues Castiglioni
| 4
| 12
| N
| 2022
| 16-year-old with a Siege mask guns down 3 teachers and a student in two schools. [[Epic Win|Will be released since he is a minor.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Eden Natan-Zada
| 4
| 12
| N ([[Baruch Goldstein|Beaten to death by an angry mob]])
| 2005
| A good ((([[kike]]))) who put down some rabid mudslimes at a bus before being removed from the gene pool by said mudslimes.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Michael Louis
| 4
| <10
| Y
| 2022
| Crazy-eyed [[nigger]] took revenge on the surgeon that fucked up his back by [[Lulz|shooting up the hospital]] he worked at.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTanzania.png|23px|link{{=}}Tanzania]]
| Hamza Hassan Mohamed
| 4
| 9
| N
| 2021
| ISIS Wannabe blew up to death 4 pigs and wounded 9 before another killed him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Janusz Ochnik
| 4
| 8
| N
| 1990
| Shot his fellow soldiers then escaped from the military base, but was arrested shortly thereafter.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCroatia.png|23px|link{{=}}Croatia]]
| Borislav Bešlić
| 4
| 8
| N
| 1994
| 41-year-old shot up a cafe before surrendering.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Martin Peyerl]]
| 4
| 7
| Y
| 1999
| The closest we will ever get to a German [[Charles Whitman]], some 16 year old kraut fucker shot at people from his bedroom with his daddy's firearms before [[Lol|an'heroing in a bathtub]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Jean-Pierre Roux-Durrafourt
| 4
| 7
| N
| 2001
| Shot up the neighborhood after being divorced.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Nathan Gale]]
| 4
| 7
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2004
| Butthurt meathead who shot his former idol [[Pantera|Dimebag Darrell]]. Ended up getting bored and got 3 more kills before getting his head [[Kurt Cobain]]'d by the cops.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Randan Fontaine
| 4
| 7
| N
| 2016
| Kid who chimped-out at [[La Loch School Shooting|La Loche Community School]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ethan Crumbley
| 4
| 7
| N
| 2021
| [[Edgelord]] who shot up his high school. His parents were v& for involuntary manslaughter.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Christopher Dorner]]
| 4
| 6 (3 by Dorner)
| Y
| 2013
| Got kicked out of the LAPD, so he decided to kick them out of life before [[An hero|permabanning himself]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| Gökmen Tanis
| 4
| 6
| N
| 2019
| Islamist shot up a tram.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Aziz Kelmendi
| 4
| 5
| Y
| 1987
| 20-year-old conscript shot up an army base.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Nghtmrchld26|Matthew Murray]]
| 4
| 5
| Y
| 2007
| A guy who had 2 pistols and an AR15 clone [[Fail|but only got 4 kills]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|20px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| Viktor Berisha
| 4
| 5
| Y
| 2013
| Shot up a wood-processing plant and ended up shooting himself, possibly accidentally during a scuffle with one of the workers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Itamar Alon
| 4
| 5
| Y
| 2013
| Shot up a bank and took a hostage before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Michael Charles Hayes
| 4
| 5
| N
| 1988
| Shot demons that needed to be killed before realizing they were just random passersby.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Terry Clark Hughes Jr
| 4
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2024
| Nigger shot some cops as they tried to raid his house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jaylen Fryberg]]
| 4
| 3
| Y
| 2014
|A butthurt drama queen Injun normie jock. Stole his daddy's .40 and shot people at a table before some cunt tried to stop his ass which led to him shooting himself in the neck.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDominicanRepublic.png|link{{=}}Dominican Republic]]
| Aneury Heredia
| 4
| 3
| Y
| 2015
| 26-year-old shot up the neighborhood to avenge his dead friend.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Georgy Borisovich Yudaev
| 4
| 3
| Y
| 2016
| Set fire to the neighborhood and shot some people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Bjørn Braskerud
| 4
| 3
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1938
| A "[[Schizo|completely normal guy]]" suddenly killed some people, including his father and a [[policeman]] due to the ever nearing race war.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Rudolf Polák Jr.
| 4
| 3
| N
| 1962
| Shot a bunch of people during a failed robbery.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Oleg Lokhmatov
| 4
| 3
| N
| 1997
| Soldier shot some of his comrades as well as some civilians.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Dale Cregan
| 4
| 3
| N
| 2012
| One eyed gangster killed two police women in an ambush before turning himself in. It was later revealed that he had shot up a pub earlier in 2012, killing one Mark Short and injuring three, as well as the murder of Mark's father David a few months later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ezekiel Kelly
| 4
| 3
| N
| 2022
| Some crazy 19-year-old [[nigger]] got [[high]], chimped out and shot random people before crashing his car and getting v&. [https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1567670617301827586/pu/vid/196x426/pP6qIb9jeyHFYoef.mp4 He also streamed some of the shooting].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Joey Eaton
| 4
| 3
| N
| 2023
| Retarded closet-homo shot his parents and some friends shortly after getting out of jail.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Jan Kostrzewski
| 4
| 2
| Y
| 1930
| [[Leftard|Left-wing political activist]] shot up a hospital [[I did it for the lulz|for the lulz]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Eino Matti Ahtiainen
| 4
| 2
| Y
| 1958
| A jealous worker went berserk before shooting himself three times.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Pierre Labrun
| 4
| 2
| Y
| 1999
| Shot up a transit station.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Daniil_Monakhov|Daniil Monakhov]]
| 4
| 2
| Y
| 2020
| Ruskie who [[Pwnt|pwned]] his own grandmother & a nosey neighbour before shooting up a bus stop and becoming [[An Hero]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Joaquin Roman
| 4
| 2
| Y
| 2020
| Sperged out at a gas station after attempting (and failing) to copy Seth Ator. Only reason this sperg-out made national news was due to the Cop Killer bonus this scorer accrued. Also is one of only two [[Americunt]] High Scores to take place in 2020 (thanks [[Coronavirus|Corona-chan]]!!).
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Martin Fenton
| 4
| 2
| N
| 1973
| Shot a cop before shooting up a casino and escaping, ultimately being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Wikipedia:Farsund shooting|Unknown]]
| 4
| 2
| N
| 1988
| 23-year-old schizo gun nut sniped people at a shooting range with a shotgun before fleeing into the woods and being captured.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Gavin Eugene Long]]
| 4
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2016
| Shot some cops in Baton Rouge, just merely 10 days after Micah Xavier Johnson's spree.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Travis Reinking
| 4
| 2
| N
| 2018
| [[Schizo]] [[retard]] who shot up a Waffle House with an AR15 wearing only a jacket. Some dude took the rifle from him [[Autist|which made him take off the jacket and run away completely naked.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Claudio Campiti
| 4
| 2
| N
| 2022
| 57-year-old stole a gun from a shooting range and attacked a bar, killing a close friend of Italian prime minister Giorgia Meloni.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Robert Hicks Murray
| 4
| 1
| Y
| 1912
| A mysterious man who shot his family, consisting of three children and two wives who were sisters. After luring them all to a mansion he had rented and shooting them all, Robert shot himself. One of his wives survived, and during the investigation it was discovered that Robert was using a fake name and was likely a serial killer.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagScotland.gif|link{{=}}Scotland]]
| Upendra Ranjan Biswas
| 4
| 1
| Y
| 1937
| Indian shot his family and bystanders before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Toivo Sigurd Hohti
| 4
| 1
| Y
| 1938
| Bootlegger who shot a few of his neighbours and himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.gif|23px|link{{=}}Austria]]
| Alois Huber
| 4
| 1
| Y
| 2013
| 55-year-old poacher refused to be caught by police and led them on a chase of epic proportions. It all ended in a secret basement as Alois lit the place on fire and died.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Ruslan Akhtyamov]]
| 4
| 1
| Y
| 2022
| Russian [[Adam Lanza]] shot up a kindergarten and himself. He also killed the owner of the gun that was used.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| R. A. Butler
| 4
| 1
| N
| 1901
| Former soldier shot his children before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Martin Muniz
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2023
| Killed some of his family members and injured his 8-year-old niece.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Gunnar Bengtsson
| 4
| 1
| N
| 1971
| Old man shot up a courtroom killing his ex, her lawyer, his own lawyer and a court official. When police searched his home, one was injured by a booby trap.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Raymond Russell Rafuse
| 4
| 1
| N
| 1988
| Shot up a party. Also stabbed a woman in 1977 and served his sentence.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Valery Fabrikant
| 4
| 1
| N
| 1992
| Belarusian professor shot up the school he worked at, killing coworkers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Denys Mashonsky
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2022
| Got high on drugs and killed a family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Iren Byers
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2023
| 20-year-old nigger shot random people for fun in [[Arizona]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGeorgia.gif|link{{=}}Georgia]]
| Giorgi Orvelashvili
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2024
| Shot up a market after being fired by his uncle.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Maurice Clemmons]]
| 4
| 1
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2009
| A nigger who should've been executed for his many crimes, but instead was given clemency by none other than [[Mike Huckabee]]. He celebrated his newfound freedom by [[Chimpout|chimping out]] on 4 random [[pigs]] who [[dindu nuffin]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Johmar Villabito
| 4
| 1
| N (Shot by soldiers)
| 2023
| Army private went amok in the barracks before being killed in a scuffle.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| F. Holmes
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 1908
| Killed his wife, daughter and two maids before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| H. C. Tebbutt
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 1932
| Shot his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Paul Beecham
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 1969
| 25-year-old man shot his parents and grandparents before escaping, later getting arrested and sent to prison for 16 years. In 1997, Paul killed his wife, buried her under his patio and killed himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Gustav Svojsík
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 1969
| Shot his family and burned down the house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Neil Rutherford
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 1976
| Former Navy commander shot up a hotel in Wales, set it ablaze and killed himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Lubomír Bugár
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 1980
| Slovakian soldier stole a gun and shot random people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Jim Donnelly
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 1988
| 30-year-old man shot his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Erkki Peltonen
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 1993
| 45-year-old went bankrupt and killed his family to spare them of the shame of having to sell their house. One of his sons was able to escape the house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergey Khanov
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 2003
| Shot some soldiers and himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| James Roszko
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 2005
| Shot RCMP constables as they were going to seize his weed farm. Killed himself after being wounded.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Raif Kačar
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 2009
| Shot his ex and her family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Amiran Georgadze
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 2015
| Shot up the city hall.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Lauri Pessala
| 4
| 0
| N
| 1961
| Bank manager shot his wife and kids.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Tauno Veikko Pasanen
| 4
| 0
| N
| 1969
| Drunk man went amok and shot cops who came to check on him. Also strangled his wife in 1996.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Kari Timmerbacka
| 4
| 0
| N
| 1987
| Shot his ex and her friends.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Denis Pertsev
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2001
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Andrei Rastegaev
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2002
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kori Ali Muhammad
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2017
|A hater of white people. Shot people in multiple places with a revolver before getting V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jody Lee Hunt
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 2014
| Angry man killed his enemies after posting a suicide note to Facebook.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Thomas Hartless
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 2017
|A woman-beater with a long criminal record. Shot up a nursing home. [[Epic Win|One of the victims was a pig]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles Slacks
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| Disgruntled ex-army nigger killed his kids and his baby mama's new boyfriend.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Palle Sørensen
| 4
| 0
| N
| 1965
| Shot four cops while escaping from a robbery. Turned himself in two days later and spent 32 years in prison before being paroled.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles L. Meach
| 4
| 0
| N
| 1982
| Schizo was let out on leave from his mental hospital and ended up shooting 4 teenagers in a park.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Ricardo Barreda
| 4
| 0
| N
| 1992
| Killed his family with a shotgun. He was released in 2011 and died in 2020.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Asher Weisgan
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2005
| Stole an M16 from a security guard and killed his muslim friends.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Alexandr Lyovin
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2007
| Used a handmade pistol to complete a contract killing but ended up shooting everyone in the apartment to leave no witnesses.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Volkan Bayar
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2018
| University investigator shoots and kills 4 faculty members before his V& by the pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Stephen Marlow
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2022
| Drove around assassinating the people responsible for him being under mind control.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Robert_Crayton_Jr.|Robert Crayton Jr.]]
| 4
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| Small time actor and nigger shot his family dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Mehdi Nemmouche
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2014
| Algerian man shot up a Jewish museum.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Matthew Vincent Raymond
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2018
| 48-year-old man shot up the street before being arrested and found not guilty due to insanity.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| John Brittain
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2019
| 69-year-old man shot some bitches who harrassed his wife. Sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Masanori Aoki
| 4
| 0
| N
| 2023
| Stabbed some woman to death for the lulz and shot responding officers with a hunting rifle.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Marat Hajiyev
| 4
| 0
| N (Shot by soldiers)
| 2017
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Michael Stone
| 3
| 60+
| N
| 1988
| British soldier who thought it would be [[I did it for the lulz|funny]] to shoot and throw grenades into a funeral for some dead IRA soldiers. [[Epic Win|Currently alive and out of prison on parole.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Sabine Radmacher
| 3
| 18
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2010
| Female lawyer shot her husband and strangled their son before burning down the house and shooting up a nearby hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ivan Lopez]]
| 3
| 16
| Y
| 2014
| FUCKING FORT HOOD AGAIN! SERIOUSLY!
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Cedric Larry Ford
| 3
| 14
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2016
| An employee shot up a lawnmower business.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Denis Lortie
| 3
| 13
| N
| 1984
| Ex-soldier shot up the parliament building.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Santino William Legan]]
| 3
| 12
| Y
| 2019
| Decided to shoot up a [[Vampire|garlic festival]] of all places.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Anthony Barbaro
| 3
| 11
| Y
| 1974
| 17-year-old attacked his school with guns and smoke bombs. Hanged himself in prison a year later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|23px|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Ahmed Mustafa Ibrahim Ali
| 3
| 11
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2004
| Policeman shot up a jail.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Michael Andrew Clark
| 3
| 10
| Y
| 1965
| 16-year-old boy sat atop a hill shooting at passing cars. When police closed in on him, he [[An Hero|committed suicide]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Napoleon Green
| 3
| 9
| Y
| 1955
| 21-year-old airforce nigger from Chicago shot up the base before escaping, engaging in a shootout with cops before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Robert Lewis Dear
| 3
| 9
| N
| 2015
| Bonus points for targeting a [[Planned Parenthood]] clinic.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[George Sodini]]
| 3
| 9
| Y
| 2009
|[[Elliot Rodger|A guy desperate to have a woman in his life]] decided to shoot up a Gold's Gym while Latin dance music played.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Mohammed Alshamrani
| 3
| 8
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2019
|[[Fort Hood]] copycat who tried to record his spree [[Brenton Tarrant]] style. Ended up paying none of the homage and getting double the failure.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| [[Noah Esbensen]]
| 3
| 7
| N
| 2022
| 22-year-old [[schizo]] uploaded a bunch of videos to '''{{archive|Ibpk5|YouTube practicing his an hero skills}}''' before shooting up a mall the very next day.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Sylvia Wynanda Seegrist
| 3
| 7
| N
| 1985
| A schizo female mall shooter who had a crush on [[James Huberty]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Nasha'at Melhem
| 3
| 7
| N
| 2016
| [[Arab]] stole his father's gun and shot up a bunch of different establishments.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Luke Woodham
| 3
| 7
| N
| 1997
| 16 year old killed his mom and shot up his school before being subdued by an armed teacher. When the teacher asked Woodham of his motive, he replied "Life has wronged me, sir".
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Raad Hazem
| 3
| 6
| N
| 2022
| Palestinian shot up a busy Israeli street.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Beau_Wilson|Beau Wilson]]
| 3
| 6
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2023
| Went on a rampage in his neighborhood and only managed to kill 3 old ladies.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[ABB Plant Shootings|Timothy Hendron]]
| 3
| 5
| Y
| 2010
| Another workplace shooter that failed to take Patrick Sherrill's score.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Anthony_McRae|Anthony Dwayne McRae]]
| 3
| 5
| Y
| 2023
| 43-year-old tiny nigger shot up [[Michigan]] State University.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Michael Carneal]]
| 3
| 5
| N
| 1997
| 14 year old that shot up his school because he got [[bullied]], brought a small arsenal of weapons but surrendered immediately after unloading his Ruger MK II.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Rafael Solich
| 3
| 5
| N
| 2004
| 15-year-old stole a gun from his father and shot up his school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Mateus da Costa Meira
| 3
| 4
| N
| 1999
| A fat fuck who fancied himself "pure evil", but really just spent all his time in his window-less apartment room wageslaving. This desperate swine even got into cocaine to lose some weight, which only made him go Aurora at his local movie theater. He didn't even get to an hero due to being tackled by a random HUE! Fat people, amirite?
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| Prasittichai Khaokaew
| 3
| 4
| N
| 2020
| Gangster shot up a mall, robbed the place and fled on a motorcycle. He was caught a few weeks later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lance Storz
| 3
| 4
| N
| 2022
| Wife beater had a standoff for several hours while shooting cops from his house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagThailand.png|23px|link{{=}}Thailand]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Master_Phasid_Trutassanawin|Master Phasid Trutassanawin]]
| 3
| 4
| N
| 2023
| Degenerate wannabe American and [[furry]] shot up a mall for the lulz before being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Benjamin Herman
| 3
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2018
| 31-year-old white guy converted to Islam and killed some people, including two police women, while on leave from prison. He was ultimately killed by police while holding a woman hostage.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Antti Pohja
| 3
| 3
| Y
| 1957
| 26-year-old man shot his father and burned down the house before shooting some cops and killing himself the next day.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Helmut Oxner
| 3
| 3
| Y
| 1982
| Neo-nazi shot niggers, turks and other immigrants before shooting himself in the chest.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Arnaud M.
| 3
| 3
| Y
| 2017
| Cop went amok before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Snochia Moseley
| 3
| 3
| Y
| 2018
| The first black [[FTM|tranny]] player, clearly added to the game to meet the diversity quotas of [[The Current Year]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png|link{{=}}Bosnia and Herzegovina]]
| Nermin Sulejmanović
| 3
| 3
| Y
| 2023
| Bodybuilder livestreamed killing his wife before going on a rampage.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Yuri Gaev
| 3
| 3
| N
| 1970
| Shot a bunch of soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Peter Odighizuwa
| 3
| 3
| N
| 2002
| 43-year-old Nigerian shot up the law school he previously studied at before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Amy Bishop]]
| 3
| 3
| N
| 2010
| An attempt by a woman to get onto both the School Shooting & Workplace Shooting leader-boards, that failed miserably, [[Truth|proving that women can't shoot for shit]]. One of the injured had a heart attack 7 years later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| William M.
| 3
| 3
| N
| 2022
| 69-year-old man went out hunting Kurds.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Anthony Polito
| 3
| 3
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2023
| Professor shot up the University of Nevada.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| James Allen Moore
| 3
| 2
| Y
| 1992
| 24-year-old shot up a Sinn Féin HQ before driving to a lake and killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Geir_Kaldahl|Geir Kaldahl]]
| 3
| 2
| Y
| 2006
| Shot his father and GF with a shotgun before driving over to his ex and attacking her and her family with a knife, killing his own 14-year-old son. He later escaped to a gas station, firing into the wall several times before leaving and blowing his brains out in a corn field.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Shannon Gooden
| 3
| 2
| Y
| 2024
| Nigger shot some cops.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Mohamed Ishmail
| 3
| 2
| N
| 1960
| Somailan shot up a pub in hopes of being executed, but was instead sent back to Somalia where he allegedly tried to go on another rampage, only to be gunned down.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Sabi Nikoloff
| 3
| 2
| N
| 1975
| Set his house on fire and shot at passersby before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Justin Bourque
| 3
| 2
| N
| 2014
| Canuck who went on a cop-killing spree in Moncton, Canada. Led the cops on a manhunt for over 24 hours. Bonus points for letting them call for backup.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPhilippines.png|link{{=}}Philippines]]
| Chao-Tiao Yumol
| 3
| 2
| N
| 2022
| Some pinoy shot up a graduation, assassinating some former mayor.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jonathan Sapirman]]
| 3
| 2
| N (Shot by civilian)
| 2022
| Some random mall shooter who got [[rekt]] by an armed civilian.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[TJ Lane]]
| 3
| 2
| N
| 2012
| One of the lulziest failures around. Broke out of jail in 2014 [[Epic fail|only to be recaptured]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Christopher Darnell Jones
| 3
| 2
| N
| 2022
| 22-year-old nigger killed three other niggers who were also members of a football team on campus before making a run for it.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Evin Geovanny Mata-Guzman
| 3
| 2
| N
| 2023
| 25-year-old spic shot up an apartment complex.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 2
| N
| 2023
| Some random guy who went amok his neighborhood before getting V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Hasan Abdulakhadov
| 3
| 2
| N (Shot by soldiers)
| 2017
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Wilfred Gibbs
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 1935
| Shot up a bus, killing some of his family and a random passenger before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Stefan Bykowski
| 3
| 1
| N (attempted)
| 1936
| A teacher who decided to take revenge for being fired for drinking too much vodka. Shot and killed 3 teachers then barricaded himself with hostages in the classroom. He later injured a pig during gunfight and eventually attempted to [[An hero|kill himself]] by shooting himself in the head, [[Epic fail|but survived]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| John Thomas Haw
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 1941
| Killed his family and himself, but failed to kill his 9-year-old daughter.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Gunnar Kelstrup
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 1955
| Doctor went nuts and shot his colleagues and his wife before killing himself in front of police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Graham Green
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 1983
| Former police cadet shot up his house before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Michael Berger
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2000
| After being stopped by the police for driving without his seatbelt fastened, Michael opened fire before escaping and killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Roger_Kjets.C3.A5|Roger Kjetså]]
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2002
| 25-year-old soldier dressed in his uniform and wielding his AG-3 killed his friend and his parents, after evicting them from his own birthday party.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Adam_Labus|Adam Labus]]
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2002
| The antecesor of [[Robert Steinhäuser]], on february 2002, shot some people in histown before moving to a school to shot some NPCs before an hero. His motive was he was [[Banned|fired]] from there. That make Robert after his ban went amok.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Damian Ciołek
| 3
| 1
| N
| 2007
| Prison guard [[Epic win|shot and killed 3 pigs]] with his AK-47 before surrendering.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Derek Jensen
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2011
| 21-year-old killed his girlfriend and her friends before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Michael Atherton
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2012
| 42-year-old man shot his family with a shotgun on New Year's day.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Anton Konev
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2017
| Shot up the FSB.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Artur Ibragimov
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2019
| Shot his wife and neighbors.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Dmitry Zakharov
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2020
| Shot up a party he hosted.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Cedric Anderson
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2017
| A Navy veteran with a criminal history. Shot his special ED teacher wife and two students before becoming an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|24px|link{{=}}France]]
| Frédérik Limol
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2020
| Former soldier shot an officer responding to a domestic dispute. He then set his house on fire and shot two more officers before escaping for a short while, finally crashing his car and killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Fazil Bahramov
| 3
| 1
| Y
| 2020
| Attacked a family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Russel Jones
| 3
| 1
| N
| 1949
| American soldier got drunk and killed random people with a stolen rifle.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Barry Dale Loukaitis
| 3
| 1
| N
| 1996
| 14 year old depressed kid shot his algebra teacher and 3 students before being subdued by his gym coach.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Pavel Przenioslo
| 3
| 1
| N
| 1997
| After an armed robbery, Pavel was upset with his accomplice because he didn't get enough of the loot. They later met up and Pavel shot him in the head with a revolver. He then shot his accomplice's girlfriend in the head, causing her severe brain damage and killing her unborn child. He then shot her father as he slept. Pavel was released in 2010 and permabanned from Denmark.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Sanna Riitta Liisa Sillanpää
| 3
| 1
| N
| 1999
| Schizo woman shot up a gun club before trying to escape on a plane to London.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Risto Pekka Leinonen
| 3
| 1
| N
| 2000
| 18-year-old shot his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Travis Baumgartner
| 3
| 1
| N
| 2012
| Shot his coworkers before stealing an armored car and escaping. He was later caught and sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAfghanistan.png|link{{=}}Afghanistan]]
| Aynoddin
| 3
| 1
| N
| 2012
| The police chief's child sex slave stole an AK-47 and shot American soldiers. He was not arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUkraine.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Ukraine]]
| Yaroslav Mazurok
| 3
| 1
| N?
| 2012
| Shot security guards at a mall for no reason and was found dead in the woods a few days later. According to Ukrainian government, Yaroslav was a trained assassin and illegal gunsmith, but this was disputed by family and friends who claimed he had been framed. Considering pre-war Ukraine's track record with corruption and other monkey business, this is most likely a false flag operation.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Allen Christopher Ivanov
| 3
| 1
| N
| 2016
| A spoiled butthurt teen decided to shoot up a house party after seeing his ex-girlfriend with another man.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Anton Makarov
| 3
| 1
| N
| 2020
| 20-year-old soldier shot up an airbase before being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergei Shinkevich
| 3
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Killed a family having a picnic before fleeing the scene. He was v& later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Noah Jacob Harpham]]
| 3
| 1
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2015
| A Christfag. Shot up a street in [[Colorado]], then got [[pwnt]] by cops.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| James Hawke
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1886
| Shot his sister, her husband and a visitor after returning from Australia.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| William Williams
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1898
| Killed his family and himself with a revolver.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Francis Klatovsky
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1901
| Russian man shot his family and himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| David Taylor
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1905
| Business owner couldn't get a hold of poison to kill his family, so he shot them instead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Walter Bayless
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1906
| Shot his brother's family before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| James Standen
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1914
| Shot his kids before shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagScotland.gif|link{{=}}Scotland]]
| William Juta
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1914
| South African man shot his family before going to a club and shooting himself after writing a suicide note.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| A. Gamblin
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1924
| Killed his family with a shotgun before blowing his brains out.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagScotland.gif|link{{=}}Scotland]]
| Donald MacDonald
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1924
| Shot his sisters, his niece and himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Samuel William Daw
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1929
| 53-year-old man killed his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Henry Simms
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1929
| 35-year-old man shot his wife, son and a neighbor.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| John James Blackburn
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1937
| 20-year-old man shot up the farm he had recently been fired from.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Aatos Maaranen
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1959
| Shot up the neighborhood and burned down his house. Shot a 9-year-old girlscout when she came to check on the situation.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Michael Anthony Brown
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1974
| Tiny man shot up an unemployment office before shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Martti Kumpeli
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1992
| Shot his family because his TV stopped working.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Brendan O’Donnell
| 3
| 0
| Y (in 1997)
| 1996
| [[Pwnt|Pwned some bitch]] and her [[Shota|3 year old son]] as well as some random priest. [[Epic Win| One of Ireland's few spree killers]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 1997
| 32-year-old man shot his wife, daughter and mother-in-law in Joroinen.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link{{=}}Chile]]
| Iván Jesús Arancibia Navarro
| 3
| 0
| Y (in 2011)
| 1999
| Teacher killed his boss, his own daughter and someone else before shooting himself in the head, only to survive. Successfully killed himself in 2011 by suffocating himself with a trashbag.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Leif Urban Edvinsson
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2000
| 47-year-old man shot his family after his wife of 20 years wanted a divorce. He also killed their dog.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Kyösti Nyman
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2001
| 32-year-old half-gypsy shot his kids and himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Per Steinar Seljelid
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2002
| 67-year-old met up with his friends to play a friendly game of bridge, like they had done for many years. Ended up losing and shooting fucking everyone including himself, later dying in hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Morten Vollan
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2002
| 37-year-old shot his wife and kids with his service weapon, after his wife filed for divorce.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Oddvar Stølen
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2003
| 50-year-old shot his family with a shotgun. His oldest daughter lived on, as she was not at home during the incident.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2004
| A mother drugged and shot her family because of economic failure.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Lauri Haajanen
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2008
| 88-year-old musician shot his wife at a medical center after shooting their disabled twin daughters. After leaving the medical center and speaking to the police over the phone, Lauri shot himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2008
| 43-year-old teacher shot his family and himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Ian Jeffrey Paget
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2009
| Shot some family members and killed himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Yasuhisa Sugiura
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2010
| Shot up a bar due to a failing marriage. Shot himself in the stomach after killing his mother-in-law and some workers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Vladimir Levkin
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2015
| Shot up a bank.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| James Milroy
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2016
| 37-year-old man shot his brother and some other people before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Lionel Desmond
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2017
| Afghanistan veteran and nigger shot his family befor killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Randy Robert Stair]]
| 3
| 0 
| Y
| 2017
| A retarded [[Columbiner]] tranny. Shot up a grocery store with two sawed-off shotguns when the store closed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Mark Jones
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2018
| Stalked some woman and shot her and others before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sevastyan Putintsev
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2020
| Handcuffed and tortured his ex to death. He also killed some of her family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Helge Høvik
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2021
| [[Daddy|Dad]] of the year shot his family and himself then burned down the house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Andrea Pignani]]
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2021
| [[Schizo]] Italian opened fire in a park killing an [[Oldfag|old man]] and two [[Loli|children]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Jacek Jaworek
| 3
| 0
| N?
| 2021
| Killed his family members at home then fled the scene. [[Retard|Polish police still haven't found him]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ashley Little
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| Crazy bitch shot her family and a man.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ryan Palmeter]]
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| Fat fuck shot some niggers in a Dollar General. Also wrote a manifesto entirely in Comic Sans, in which he used the word "nigger" over 200 times, including the entire "kill, behead, roundhouse" copypasta.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Steinar Korslund
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2024
| 65-year-old man and former mink farmer shot his daughters, granddaughter and dog before calling the cops, setting the house on fire and killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag_Greece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| Unknown
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2024
| 70-year-old Egyptian shot up a shipping company.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Arne Slaatten
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2024
| Former soldier shot his family and killed himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| John Amos
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1913
| Refused to leave the job he was being fired from and shot police who tried to evict him before being shot by a civilian and taken into custody.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| John Simpson Thompson
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1914
| Killed his family and tried to kill himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Matti Pauli August Michelsson
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1982
| Shot his ex-wife, her new boyfriend and one of his sons.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Veli Virtanen
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1988
| Shot his family and escaped to USA.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Juha Veikko Valjakalla
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1988
| Finnish gangster and his GF stole a bike from a father and son before Juha shot them dead with a sawed-off shotgun. The mother later arrived and was killed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Jan Oleif Henriksen
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1989
| 36-year-old man killed his housemates after arguing about rent.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mika Kalevi Muranen
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1994
| 22-year-old military conscript stole a rifle from his barracks and returned to his hometown, still dressed in his military uniform. After spending some time with his dog in the forest the next day, Mika grabbed a crossbow and shot two of his neighbors dead. The next day after that, he shot a postman with his rifle before fleeing into the woods with his dog when the police arrived. During the night, Mika's dog was shot by police before Mika himself was shot in the shoulder, causing him to surrender. He served 20 years in prison and [[Win|was released in 2014]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Veijo Hänninen
| 3
| 0
| N
| 1997
| Shot his friends during a dinner party.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Simo Tapio Latvala
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2000
| Shot up a restaurant killing his ex-gf, her new boyfriend and another customer.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Ricard Nilsson
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2000
| Killed some people for money. Released in 2019 and became a journalist.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Devin Moore
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2003
| Black guy and professional [[GTA]] player, after being arrested for playing GTA IRL by stealing a car, goes crazy at the [[Epic win|police station]] killing 3 officers before being arrested for being an idiot. He also said something extremely mongolic: "[[Lie|Life is a video game]]. Everybody's got to [[Die|die]] sometime."
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Evgeny Demyanov
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2004
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Morten Skipper-Pedersen
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2011
| Got drunk as fuck and shot his three kids before trying to kill himself with an overdose.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Trey Eric Sesler]]
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2012
| Anime JewTuber killed his parents and brother so they wouldn't be subjected to the aftermath of his plan to shoot up a school, which he pussied out of.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Jori_Juhani_Lasonen|Jori Juhani Lasonen]]
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2016
| 23-year-old who shot up a mall. He was found not criminally responsible and committed to psychiatric treatment.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Grigory Gryaznov
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2016
| Rapist went on a murderous rampage with a Saiga rifle.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Grant Amato
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2019
| Florida man shot his family because they were pissed that he stole their money and gave it to a Bulgarian camgirl.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Maximillian B.
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2020
| 19 year old [[Munich Massacre|Sonboly]] fan, shot up his friend's family and him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Santiago N.
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2022
| A 15 year old kiddo who ragequited after his fathers taked away their PlayStation and turned off their Wi-Fi. Also shotguned his brother and hided all the family's corpses in the house garage for 3 days
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jarid Haddock
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| Shot up a Circle K before stealing a car and escaping. He later killed himself in his home during a police standoff.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Kentavious White
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| Basketball American shot up a McDonald's and other locations before shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| Fouad Lakhlili
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2023
| 32-year-old schizo and sandnigger in denial shot his neighbors before shooting up and attempting to burn down his university.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Morries Dlamini
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2023
| Angry soldier shot his family before burning 2 cars and surrendering.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Cristian Borja
| 3
| 0
| N
| 2024
| A jealous 22-year-old killed his ex-girlfriend's family (including her) before was arrested for being a massive idiot. Day before, turns out the ex was the venezuelan ex-president's cousin.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Getulio Lillini
| 2
| 23
| Y
| 1950
| Peasant killed his GF before attacking the street.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[High Score/Loserinfo#Zaniar_Matapour|Zaniar Matapour]]
| 2
| 21
| N
| 2022
| [[Sand Nigger|Iranian migrant]] tried to pull an [[Omar Mateen]] in Oslo (right before [[Gay|Oslo Pride]], causing it to be cancelled) before being tackled and disarmed by some [[Dyke|butch dyke]]. For using an "automatic weapon", his score is pretty [[shit]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Anonymous]]
| 2
| 14-17
| N
| 2016
| Pulled off a shitty [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre#A CHALLENGER APPEARS!|sequel]] to the [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Marshall County High School shooting|Gabe Parker]]
| 2
| 14
| N
| 2018
| Broke up with his tuba.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Michael Slobodian
| 2
| 13
| Y
| 1975
| 16-year-old shot up his school to take revenge on the school system.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Faisal Hussain
| 2
| 13
| Y
| 2018
| Some schizo [[Terrorist|muzzie]] who failed miserably at going GTA, only scoring 2 kills before becoming [[An hero]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Tyrone Mitchell
| 2
| 12
| Y
| 1984
| Nigger shot up a playground with an AR-15 and two shotguns, did absolutely shit and then killed himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.gif|23px|link{{=}}Austria]]
| Gregor Schallert
| 2
| 11
| Y
| 2016
| 27-year-old shot up a concert after arguing with some bitch.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[David Katz]]
| 2
| 11 (10 by Katz)
| Y
| 2018
| Threw a temper tantrum because [[Loser|he lost a fucking video game]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Robert Kenneth Smith
| 2
| 10
| Y
| 1969
| Shot up the Chrysler factory he was employed at.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|link{{=}}New Zealand]]
| Matu Tangi Matua Reid
| 2
| 10 (7 by Reid)
| Y
| 2023
| Hori went amok in the female world cup with a shotgun.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| César Carada
| 2
| 10
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1951
| Shot random people before barricading himself in his house and engaging in a shootout with responding officers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| James William Wilson
| 2
| 9
| N
| 1988
| Shot up an elementary school with a .22 revolver. The two killed were 8-year-olds Shequila Bradley and Tequila Thomas.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Brenda Ann Spencer]]
| 2
| 9
| N
| 1979
| [[Lesbian]] teen who pulled off a shitty massacre from her house because she hated Mondays.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Grand 16 Shooting|John Russel Houser]]
| 2
| 9
| Y
| 2015
|Another generic mentally-ill faggot who went postal at a movie theater which caused the unfunny fatass [[Amy Schumer]] to get triggered and spout ignorant and stupid-ass gun control shit.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Eero_Hiltunen|Eero Samuli Hiltunen]]
| 2
| 8
| N
| 2012
| Sniped a few people outside a restaurant [[for the lulz]]. Escaped from prison in 2020, but was recaptured hours later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Erik Salvador Ayala
| 2
| 7
| Y
| 2009
| [[An Hero]] who just wanted to take some preppy bitches in an nightclub with him before [[Pwnt|pwning himself.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Denis Evsyukov
| 2
| 7
| N
| 2009
| Policeman shot up a supermarket.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Oleg Shishova
| 2
| 7
| N
| 2016
| Argued with some gypsies and had to ward them off to escape with his family.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIran.png|link{{=}}Iran]]
| Rahmatullah Nowruzo
| 2
| 7
| N
| 2023
| Shot up the same mosque as Sobhan Komrouni just 9 months later, but did completely shit in comparison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Orlando Harris]]
| 2
| 7 (4 by Harris)
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2022
| 19-year-old nigger shot up a school full of niggers. Fucking yawn. Only notable for being a black columbiner.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jim David Adkisson
| 2
| 7 (6 by Adkisson)
| N
| 2008
| Attempted to cleanse his church of leftists and Democrats; got hindered by an [[oldfag]] standing in front of his gun.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Masayoshi Magome
| 2
| 6
| Y
| 2007
| 37-year-old shot up a gym before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Dylan_Butler|Dylan Butler]]
| 2
| 6
| Y
| 2024
| 17-year-old [[gay]] redditor shot up his school in Iowa with a [[Shit|22. revolver]]. Notable for being the first [[school shooting]] of 2024 and being extremely ugly. He also posted some cringy shit to [[TikTok]] leading up to the shooting.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Philip J. Ward
| 2
| 6
| N
| 1941
| 31-year-old soldier drove around town shooting people randomly before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Alexey Skorobogatykh
| 2
| 6
| N
| 2000
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Gheorghe Vlădan
| 2
| 6
| N
| 2012
| Shot up a hair salon, killing his wife and another bystander.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Stepan Komarov
| 2
| 6
| N
| 2014
| Shot up a church.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Robert Poulin
| 2
| 5
| Y
| 1975
| Lured a neighbor to his house to rape and stab her before shooting up his school with a shotgun.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Darion_Marcus_Aguilar|Darion Marcus Aguilar]]
| 2
| 5 (1 by Aguilar)
| Y
| 2014
| Nigger obsessed with the Columbine killers shoots dead clothing store employees in a mall. [[Lulz|4 others injured themselves in a panic over it.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Isaiah Steven Williams
| 2
| 5
| Y
| 2022
| Nigger geared up in tactical gear, dindu nuffin and killed himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Huan Yun Xiang
| 2
| 5
| N
| 2002
| [[V-Tech]] Massacre: Ausfailian Edition.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Luis Felipe Hernández Castillo
| 2
| 5
| N
| 2009
| Shot up a metro station in the name of god. He was sentenced to 151 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Christopher Husbands
| 2
| 5
| N
| 2012
| Nigger gangster shot up a mall before turning himself in.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Omar El-Hussein
| 2
| 5
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2015
| Some [[mudslime]] tried to assassinate an [[oldfag]] who had drawn Muhammed, [[Fail|missed his shots]] and killed some other dude before running away to shoot up a synagogue and killing another dude.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jakejekyll|Jacob Robida]]
| 2
| 4
| Y
| 2006
| [[Retard|Neo-Nazi]] [[juggalo]] who injured 1 person with a hatchet and 3 people with a gun at a gay bar. Managed to regain some [[No|dignity]] by pwning a cop and a bitch he took as a hostage before becoming an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|link{{=}}Chile]]
| Osvaldo Campos Azócar
| 2
| 4
| Y
| 2017
| A gambling-addicted veterinarian who shot up the town casino, killing 2 guys before hiding in the bathroom and shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Scott Beierle
| 2
| 4
| Y
| 2018
| Tried to channel the spirit of [[George Hennard]] in his [[incel]]-fueled campaign against women. Unfortunately, he got shafted with [[George Sodini]] instead, and him miserably failing only gave [[feminists]] more reasons to laugh at men.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Nikolai Gavrilovich Romanov
| 2
| 4
| N
| 1954
| Shot up a protest.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergei Glazov
| 2
| 4
| N
| 2021
| Shot up an establishment after being refused service for not wearing a mask.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Man Haron Monis
| 2
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2014
| Attacked a chocolate cafe and terrorized hostages for 16 hours before getting owned by the pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Hesham Mohamed Hadayet
| 2
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2002
| Failed to Aloha Snackbar at LAX. [[Fucktard|Specifically targeted an Israeli airline in hopes of garnering sympathy for Palestine]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Yevgeny Manyurov
| 2
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2019
| Attacked the FSB heaquarters before being sniped.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Wayne Lo
| 2
| 4
| N
| 1992
| [[Azn]] that shot up his school [[Seung-Hui Cho|before it was cool]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High Score/Loserinfo#Nathaniel_Jouett|Nathaniel Jouett]]
| 2
| 4
| N
| 2017
| Gen-Z teenaged [[faggot]]. Shot up a random library for no reason and surrendered immediately to the police. Later gets torn to shreds in jail. Good riddance.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Trystan Andrew Terrell]]
| 2
| 4
| N
| 2019
| Tried to shoot up his school but surrendered like a [[pussy]] after only two frags.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Gianluca Casseri
| 2
| 3
| Y
| 2011
| Shot up a market killing a couple of Senegalese niggers before shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Nathaniel Berhow]]
| 2
| 3
| Y
| 2019
| Sperged out on his shitty high school [[Win|as a nice birthday present for himself]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Tim Sumela
| 2
| 3
| N
| 1988
| 18-year-old adopted man got drunk and shot his "father" and his new wife before escaping in a stolen car, crashing into a ditch. As cars approached to help Tim, he opened fire again and took hostages. When Tim was out of ammo, one of the hostages snatched his shotgun and beat him up with it.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Valery Sakharov
| 2
| 3
| N
| 1995
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Stephan Balliet]]
| 2
| 3 (2 by Balliet)
| N
| 2019
| Neo-nazi wannabe who tried to follow the path of [[Robert Bowers|Saint Bowers]] by shooting up a synagogue [[Brenton Tarrant|Saint Tarrant]] style - [[Epic Fail|and didn't manage to even kill a single Jew]]. At least he managed to record some gameplay footage.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jesse Osborne]]
| 2
| 3
| N
| 2016
| Killed his dad and attempted to pull off a sequel to [[Sandy Hook]], failed miserably.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| James Paul Diaz
| 2
| 3
| N
| 2014
| Another [[California]] man attempting to out-score Cho.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Alfonso_Lama_G.|Alfonso Lama G.]]
| 2
| 3
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2022
| 52 year old nerd beat his [[veteran|80 year old]] father (also called Alfonso) in a discussion, shot and killed his rural [[redneck]] neighbour, policeman and injured 2 more cops before being killed by a civil guard.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Carroll
| 2
| 2
| Y
| 1907
| Coachbuilder shot two co-workers and injured a policeman before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Arto Varjakoski
| 2
| 2
| Y
| 1992
| Went to check on his children and found his soon to be ex-wife throwing a party and not caring about the kids. Arto said he would bring the kids with him, a fight broke out and Arto opened fire, killing the wife and another man.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| [[Flemming Nielsen]]
| 2
| 2
| Y
| 1994
| [[Incel]] shot some women at a university before becoming an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Bekir Nebiev
| 2
| 2
| Y
| 2015
| After having a heart-attack, Bekir began fearing for his health. As his concerns were shrugged off by the local hospital, he decided to take matters into his own hands and shoot the place up.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jeremy Patterson
| 2
| 2
| Y
| 2017
| A revenge-seeker. Rammed his vehicle into his ex-girlfriend's vehicle and began shooting her and her kids before becoming [[an hero]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Bullotti
| 2
| 2
| N
| 1908
| Russian man and unknown accomplices robbed and killed two people at a farm before escaping. He was later arrested after wounding two policemen and sentenced to life in prison, dying in 1943.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| James Bloomfield Rush
| 2
| 2
| N
| 1848
| Killed his landlord and his son in an attempt to frame someone else, but failed and was hanged.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Harold Winstanley
| 2
| 2
| N
| 1952
| 19-year-old worker shot up the mansion he worked at, before escaping and being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Larry Darnell Gordon
| 2
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2016
| [[Michigan]] convict going to a court appearance when he broke free and killed two bailiffs. Tried to take hostages but [[pussy|bailed for no reason]] and was shot by the piggies while escaping.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Evan Ramsey
| 2
| 2
| N
| 1997
| 16 year old that was so angry at life, he decided to shoot up his school. [[Epic win|Killed the principal]] and another student, and wounded 2 others. Some students were aware of his intention to shoot up the school, bringing cameras to the school on the day of the shooting and watching from an overlooking balcony.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Arid Uka
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2011
| Islamist shot up Frankfurt airport, killing two Americans.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| Anonymous man
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2011
| A guy killed 2 and injured 2 others before being arrested. The shooting happened 7 days before Tristan's shooting.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Kevin Addison
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2014
| Sawmill worker shot up the place with a sawed-off shotgun.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Ubaid Said
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2018
| Shot some people before escaping.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| John S.
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2022
| Shot up a disabled children kindergarten.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Unknown
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2023
| Masked man shot up a pub before escaping.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Jordan Daniel Goggin
| 2
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2022
| 28-year-old shot homeless people before being killed in a police shootout.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Hans-Peder Jensen
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 1990
| 43-year-old shot his kids before shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Kimmo Lohilahti
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 1992
| Shot a cop and his gf. Wounded another cop.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Pyotr Babin
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 2007
| Shot some soldiers and himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Keith Luke
| 2
| 1
| Y (After conviction)
| 2009
| Attempted to purify his town of Brockton, but failed miserably.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Nils Gunnarsson
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 2013
| Told his friends he wanted to pay back some money he had borrowed in the past, but shot them instead. He then drove home to his GF and shot her while she slept and killed himself. The GF survived.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Vester Lee Flanagan]]
| 2
| 1
| Y (After chase with cops)
| 2015
| Niggerfag that shot his coworkers for [[SJW|being "racist"]], and recorded footage of himself doing the deed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ethan Miller
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 2022
| Idiot who wanted to wreak havoc in a supermarket but ended up killing himself after a mere two kills. He also documented his final days and posted them as his "manifesto" to [[Wattpad]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSlovakia.png|24px|link{{=}}Slovakia]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Juraj_Kraj.C4.8D.C3.ADk|Juraj Krajčík]]
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 2022
| Another 19-year-old Brenton Tarrant fanboy posted a manifesto before shooting up a gay club running home, tweeting about it and ultimately killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Veikko Järvinen
| 2
| 1
| N
| 1966
| Drunk worker shot random people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Finn Hauge Jensen
| 2
| 1
| N
| 1976
| Shot his ex-girlfriend in a fit of rage. When her little brother came to see what was going on, he was shot too. Finn then escaped to a hotel where he took a woman hostage, raping her. Changed his name and escaped to Guyana in 1980, only to be recaptured and extradited.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Olli Rantanen
| 2
| 1
| N
| 1977
| Shot some people with a shotgun.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Timo Hautamäki
| 2
| 1
| N
| 1983
| Shot a farmer and the farmers children, one of which survived.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Naum Conevski
| 2
| 1
| N
| 1985
| Macedonian immigrant shot up a campsite while whistling. Also raped a woman in 1981 while working as a taxi driver.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Birgitta Elisabeth Lindberg-Schwartz
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2002
| A woman shot people who were coming to her house to avoid getting beaten up or something. Changed her name to Bricilla Marjatta Elizabeth Grönfors.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Turar Abugaliev
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2002
| Shot some soldiers and tried to kill himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Vyacheslav Ustalov
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2004
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Hans Van Themsche
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2006
| 18-year-old goth was caught smoking at his school and decided to shoot up the town. After shooting three people, killing two, Hans was shot by a cop and arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Bernd G.
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2015
| 47-year-old man drove around shooting random people before being overpowered by civilians in a gas station.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSaudiArabia.png|link{{=}}Saudi Arabia]]
| Unknown
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2017
| Shot up a school killing 2 teacher and wounding a random guy.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Kyle Rittenhouse]]
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2020
| Proud American zoomer patriot who slotted two [[degenerate]] [[Antifa|looters]] and crippled a commie while providing security for business at a BLM riot. [[Epic Win|Found not guilty by the courts because of self defense.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Sergey Gordeyev
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2014
| The voices in his head told this 15 year old to pwn some cops and take his class hostage, [[Win|which he did,]] [[Fail|and then promptly told him to puss out and surrender.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| José Gustavo Suarez
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2017
| Schizo shot up an ice cream factory and stabbed the boss with a pair of scissors.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| John Shaw
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Shot up the town.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Raïssa Kengne
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2022
| Negress who blew the whistle on her former boss' fraudulent schemes, [https://imgur.com/a/CDFGF5l causing them to retaliate by silently breaking into her safe to delete her evidence]. After having enough, Raïssa killed her former boss, another man and wounded another.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPanama.png|link{{=}}Panama]]
| Kenneth Darlington
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2023
| 77-year-old American lawyer opened fire on environmental protestors blocking the road.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|23px|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| Abdesalem Lassoued
| 2
| 1
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2023
| Illegal immigrant from [[Tunisia]] shot a couple of [[Swedes]] attending a football match before escaping and posting a video where he pledged allegiance to [[ISIS]]. A few hours later, he was shot dead by police.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMoldova.png|link{{=}}Moldova]]
| Rustam Ashurov
| 2
| 1
| N (Killed by security guards)
| 2023
| After being banned from Moldova, Ruslam, armed with a firearm, shot several people, killing 2 and wounding 1 before security pigs shot him down. 3 days later, he died from his wounds.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Albert Högberg
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 1907
| 20-year-old factory worker shot some of his colleagues with a revolver before being hogtied. Later killed himself in custody.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Hugo Lingvist
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 1937
| Lured his children to a bathroom and shot them before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Leonard O'Neal Redden
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 1960
| Principal shot two teachers before fleeing into a forest and committing suicide.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jouko Kuisma
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 1968
| Shot his sons and himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jorma Juhani Vaajavirta
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 1973
| Shot his wife and father-in-law on Christmas day.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Eino Jousiaho
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 1976
| Shot some people after his brother and father left to call the cops on him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Armas Kudjoi
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 1980
| Shot a woman and her brother before shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Karl Aage Pedersen
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 1986
| Shot his daughters with a hunting rifle before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Pasi Matias Kylen
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 1989
| 19-year-old shot his ex and her new boyfriend before driving away and killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag_Greece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| Giorgios Petrodaskalakis
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 1990
| The predecessor of Patmanidis, used a shotgun to kill a physics teacher and his colleague before shooting himself
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Henri Hujanen
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2000
| Shot his parents and himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Unknown
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2006
| 49-year-old man shot his wife and his maid before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Harald Borgen
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2009
| Shot his ex-wife and her daughter before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Unknown
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2011
| 37-year-old man shot his ex-wife and son in Ikaalinen.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Peter Keller
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2012
| Dad shot his wife and daughter, before escaping to a homemade bunker to escape from society while making vlogs. Killed himself after he was discovered.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Samuel Rehn
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2019
| 46-year-old horse racer and trainer shot his two sons before going live on Facebook to cry, complain about his ex-GF and kill himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Olaf Arnstad Jr.
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| 71-year-old businessman shot his wife and son with a shotgun after falling into a deep debt.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Marcos Vinícius da Silva Damas
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| 21-year-old attacked a school, killing a [[16-year-old girl]] and wounding her boyfriend, who later died in hospital. Marcos killed himself in police custody two days later. He just managed to kill the same kill ratio as [[William Atchison|Atchison]] did.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Rolf Tollefsen
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1920
| 19-year-old shot two people in a car before robbing them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Anders Kristian Jørgensen
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1948
| Shot two men on a boat and dumped them in the water. Confessed to another double murder the same year, but it was probably bullshit. Died in 1981.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Palle Wischmann Hardrup
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1951
| 28-year-old man shot up a bank due to "hypnosis". Died in 2012.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Raimo Holmanto
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1954
| Shot and robbed a mother and child after escaping from a mental hospital.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Herman Katajainen
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1970
| Shot and robbed an old man before escaping, and struck again two weeks later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Georg Sergejeff
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1972
| Police officer shot two gypsies in a bar.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLebanon.png|link{{=}}Lebanon]]
| Najim Najim
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1976
| Shot up the American University of Beirut killing 2 deans before being shot and injured by some random.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Johnny Edvin Olsen
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1981
| 18-year-old neo-nazi and his friends executed two snitches after stealing weapons from the army, before being surrounded by cops, shooting their way out only to crash their car soon after and getting arrested. Johnny committed more violent acts after getting out of prison in 1993, including bombings, shootings and stabbings, but has not killed anyone else.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Eero
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1984
| Shot his kids in Siilinjärvi, tried to kill himself but failed and lost one of his eyes. Died from heart failure in 2012 after being an alcoholic for many years.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ari Erkki Ilari Asp
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1985
| Robbed a store, shot the owner and a taxi-driver. He was also arrested in 2008 for firing blanks in his house.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Ingemar Ekstrand
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1986
| 23-year-old forced his co-workers to drive him to a drug dealer he owed money to so he could kill him, but when they couldn't find the drug dealer the co-workers tried to escape and were shot dead. Released from mental hospital in 2014.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Mika Antero Voutilainen
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1987
| Shot and killed a couple. Also killed another man the year before during a robbery. Mika died in 2010.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Raumanmeri school shooting|Tero Toivola]]
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1989
| Predecessor to [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen|Mr. Auvinen]] and [[Mr. Saari]], a young boy brought his daddy's pistol to school after being bullied and shot two classmates dead. Changed his name later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Sten Johansson
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1989
| Pyromaniac shot a random man, cut off his thumb to leave fake fingerprints and escaped. A few weeks later, he shot the man's sister and burned down her house. He changed his name to Sten Erik Lennart Lind.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Yoshio Tani
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1990
| Japanese businessman shot two other businessmen to rob them of the money they were set to pay Yoshio for some fake Nazi-gold.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Keijo Johannes Laaksorinne
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1991
| 27-year-old man shot two of his friends while out doing petty crimes and drinking. Sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Yngve Karl Mauritz Bergqvist
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1992
| Dentist was about to be evicted from his house and shot the landlords after they came to inform him of this. He later went to work and pretended like nothing had happened.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Pekka Kalevi Kalliomäki
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1995
| 46-year-old artist who also goes by the name "Jan Susi" was accused of theft by some of his friends, and shot them in anger. It was later proven that Pekka was innocent of the theft he was accused of.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Steen Viktor Christensen
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1997
| Danish criminal escaped from prison and went to Finland for a crime spree, robbing banks, raping wimmin and shooting pigs.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Konstantinos Iordanidis
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1998
| Greek restaurant owner shot a man and his girlfriend as he suspected the man to have burglarized him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Anders Johansson
| 2
| 0
| N
| 1999
| Shot his girlfriend and drowned his 3-week-old daughter after economic troubles. He was sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Alpo Taipale
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2000
| Shot his wife and daughter. Sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Deadname|Christopher Frank Pittman]]
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2001
| 12 year old maniac kid after getting punched by his grandpa, grab a hunting shotgun and killed his grandparents before setting fire to the house.Now his name changed to Kristen and he is now a tranny
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Juha Kalevi Rauti
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2002
| Shot two of his friends and aimed at police, got shot in the leg twice and arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Awat Shwani
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2002
| Shot his wife and her friend because he suspected her to be cheating.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Eino Pekka Hirvonen
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2004
| Shot his kids because his wife left him.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Aki Voitto Matias Raiskio
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2004
| 23-year-old man shot his ex-GF and a friend in a blind rage.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Alexandr Siekkinen
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2007
| 19-year-old met two women at a gas station and offered them to stay the night with him. When the women went to sleep, he shot them with a crossbow. When he didn't have any more bolts to fire, he pulled them out of his victims and reused them. He was initially sentenced to life in prison but was able to get out on parole in 2023, only to be put back in prison for violence four days later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Aimo Juhani Tornio
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2007
| Shot his ex-wife and her co-worker inside a school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Vesa Henrik Takoja
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2008
| 25-year-old corrupt doctor shot a couple after they threatened to expose his drug business.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Mladenko Bozanovic
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2009
| Bosnian man shot his mother and sister with a Zastava pistol before shooting himself in the temple and surviving.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHungary.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| Unknown
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2009
| 52-year-old school security guard shot the principal and a teacher after being accused of embezzlement, and shot himself in the hand to claim a masked man did it. He was arrested along with another 36-year-old former employee of the school who had helped him plan the attack.
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|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Per Henrik Halslev
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2011
| 37-year-old man shot a couple in the forest before robbing them. Changed his name to Vincent Smith before being sentenced to life in prison.
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|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Pierre Karlsson
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2012
| Shot a couple he was friends with and burned down the house. Sentenced to life in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Unknown
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2014
| 48-year-old schizo shot two of his neighbors with a revolver, disposed of one of the bodies and tried to clean up the crime scene while leaving the other body to be found. Sentenced to 21 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Bengt Ronald Hansen
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2016
| Shot and killed his Thai-wife and step-son before blasting his right cheek to smithereens in an attempted an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Alexey Alexandrov
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2018
| Shot and killed two young girls on a mountain using a self-made shotgun.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Esa Pellikka
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2023
| Shot his ex-wife and her gypsy boyfriend.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Maksymilian Faściszewski
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2023
| Shot and killed two pigs in a partyvan with a [[Win|SHITTY BLACK POWDER REVOLVER]] [[Epic Win|while handcuffed]]. He then fled the scene, but was finally found and apprehended by other pigs. He was also an avid conspiracy theorist who hated [[Americunt|Amerijews]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Angelo Grasso
| 1
| 32
| N
| 1983
| Wop who opened fire on a crowd of unruly faggots at a football match with an automatic shotgun.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ulysses Cribbs
| 1
| 25
| N
| 1977
| A nigger dumb enough to think that buckshot could kill anyone at long range; even while shooting up a crowded nightclub. It's honestly a miracle that he managed to kill anyone at all.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Kimveer Gill]]
| 1
| 19
| Y
| 2006
| An [[India|Indian]] [[Columbine|Eric Harris wannabe]] gothfag. Went to a college and shot people randomly with a shitty hangfire carbine before taking someone hostage which resulted in him accidentally shooting himself in the arm which made him become an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Misao Katagiri
| 1
| 17
| N
| 1965
| GTA LARPer shot a cop and random people before hijacking four cars. After being v&, he was sentenced to death and executed.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag_Greece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| Albert Bako
| 1
| 15
| N
| 2014
| Albanian doing Albanian things AKA shooting up a Greek bar. Also shot up three other bars which led him to get a frag and nearly [[Pwnt|pwn a bitch.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Robert Sartin
| 1
| 14
| N
| 1989
| 22-year-old went amok and shot up the neighborhood with his daddy's shotgun.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagScotland.gif|link{{=}}Scotland]]
| James Griffiths
| 1
| 13
| N (Shot by cops)
| 1969
| Scottish thug who had a shootout with [[Cops|the pigs]] before painting the town red á la Derrick Bird before getting [[Pwnt|pwned by the cops.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Elias de Souza
| 1
| 12
| N
| 1989
| Shot up a nightclub after being thrown out for fighting. He escaped and never faced justice.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jamal Wayne Wood
| 1
| 7
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2024
| 37-year-old had an argument at a martini bar and took out his anger on a security guard.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Ove Conry Andersson
| 1
| 6
| Y
| 1961
| 17-year-old shot up a school dance. He became [[an hero]] 47 years later.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Henry Bello
| 1
| 6
| Y
| 2017
| A revenge-seeking nigger. Shot 7 people at a hospital before shooting himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[José Ángel Ramos Betts]]
| 1
| 6
| Y
| 2020
| 11-year-old [[Columbine|Eric Harris]] cosplayer shot up his school, killing one teacher and himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ronald Gay
| 1
| 6
| N
| 2000
| Shot up a gay bar, because he was always mocked for [[Homosexuality|his last name]]. Also wanted to end AIDS, by making all the fags go to San Francisco.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Henry Toews
| 1
| 5
| Y
| 1902
| Angry 33 year old teacher, injuries 2 of his child and kills his daughter (Anna Kehler) and injuries other 3 school workers and shots himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagScotland.gif|link{{=}}Scotland]]
| Alan Parkhill
| 1
| 5
| Y
| 1990
| 24-year-old crashed into another car before opening fire randomly, ultimately killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Alina_Afanaskina|Alina Afanaskina]]
| 1
| 5
| Y
| 2023
| 14-year-old columbiner stole her daddy's shotgun and shot up her school because of bullying, wrapping it all up by exploding her own face.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Stan Williamson
| 1
| 5
| N
| 1959
| Used a shitty .22 caliber rifle to shot up his school killing a 16 year old student and wounding 5 more before being aprehended to being V&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| James Briggs
| 1
| 5
| N
| 1975
| Killed his classmate and injured 5 others in his school in [[Oklahoma]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jason Rodriguez]]
| 1
| 5
| N
| 2009
| Follow-up of the [[Fort Hood]] shooting.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| David Wenwei Chou
| 1
| 5
| N
| 2022
| [[Boomer]] [[chink]] went [[Dylann Roof]] on some other chinks before getting [[Epic fail|fucking hogtied]]. Nobody cared because of [[Payton Gendron|what happened the day before]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Benjamin Jeffrey Smith
| 1
| 5 (4 by Smith)
| N
| 2022
| Degenerate [[Pedo|baby]][[furfag]] that tried to remove BLM protesters, but got crippled by one instead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagChile.png|23px|link{{=}}Chile]]
| Víctor Hugo Campillay Sandoval
| 1
| 5
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2023
| Gangster shot up a police station before driving away and being killed in a police shootout.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Stephen Titus
| 1
| 4
| N
| 1912
| Shot up a hotel before being subdued by bystanders.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Risto Rafael Heinonen
| 1
| 4
| N
| 1963
| 15-year-old got drunk and shot up a party.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| Anonymous student
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2005
| A student shoots 5 people in his class, killing the teacher and injuring 4 classmates before being arrested while fleeing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Malique Francis-Taylor
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2020
| 20-year-old shot some nigger and got arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Nigel Gutu
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2021
| 20-year-old nigger shot another nigger before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Connor Chapman
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2022
| Lad shot up a pub on Christmas eve, killing one random bitch.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Deion_Patterson|Deion Patterson]]
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2023
| [[Black People|Basketball American]] who shot up a medical center in Atlanta.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jorma Nyfors
| 1
| 3
| Y
| 2016
| 67-year-old man opened fire on police as they raided his property, before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSwitzerland.png|23px|link{{=}}Switzerland]]
| Manuel O.
| 1 (Stabbed)
| 3
| Y
| 2016
| Rich nigger decided to go postal in a islamic center killing a single idiot by stab wounds and injuring 3 by gunshots before an hero.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Retard|Federico Guevara Elizondo]]
| 1
| 3
| Y
| 2017
| [[Spic]] who got a .22 revolver and tried to kill people with headshots, but [[Epic Fail|only killed 1 person]]. Was also so shit that he missed when attempting [[suicide]] and died 1 day later. Watch the shitty gameplay footage [https://www.metatube.com/en/videos/334814/VIDEO-Tiroteo-escuela-de-Minterrey/ here!]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Daniil Zasorin
| 1
| 3
| Y
| 2019
| Tried to copy the massive success his fellow slav [[Vladislav Roslyakov|Vlad]] obtained a year before, [[YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG|but with firearms only]]. [[You]] can [[Retard|figure out]] [[Fail|how well his plan went]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Nikolai G.
| 1
| 3
| Y
| 2022
| 18-year-old shot up his school before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Thomas Allen
| 1
| 3
| N
| 1909
| Pest exterminator sniped a policeman and wounded people as they came to his aid.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Udham Singh
| 1
| 3
| N
| 1940
| Indian assassin killed a former army man to avenge some massacre 20 years earlier. He was hanged.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| James Alan Kearbey
| 1
| 3
| N
| 1985
| Some bullied little kid who brought a gun to school, got noticed carrying the gun, and got asked by some dumb fuck if it was for a school project. Surprisingly, [[Win|he did manage to pwn the principal]] and was released on his 21st birthday.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHungary.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2009
| 23-year-old student was told off during class and stormed out of the classroom only to return minutes later and open fire, killing a classmate and wounding others.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBulgaria.png|23px|link{{=}}Bulgaria]]
| Petko Savov
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2014
| Schizo 53 year old man who taked a class hostage before the police entrenched him in his apartament. After that, Petko shot the police killing 1 and injuring 3 before being injured by a policeman.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Alexei Bychkov
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2016
| Ex-soldier got beat up by some punks and came back packing heat.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Caleb Sharpe
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2017
| Edgy autist, notable young school shooter. Got pwn'd by a school security guard and later V&'d.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Ibrahim Khair
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2018
| Shot up a market before being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[John Earnest]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2019
| Tried to live up to his [[Nazi|idols]] by shooting up a synagogue, [[Epic Fail| but got chased out of the place by a bunch of oldfags.]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Michael Zehaf-Bibeau
| 1
| 3
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2014
| Typical [[muslim]] that tried to assassinate the Canadian prime minister with [[fail|somebody's grandpa's lever rifle]]. Got owned by some RCMP officer who is then promoted to an ambassador.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Mevlüt Mert Altıntaş]]
| 1
| 3
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2016
| Off-duty cop shot the Russian ambassador at an art exhibit before being gunned down.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Louis Thain
| 1
| 2
| Y
| 1913
| Tried to kill his ex-wife before being attacked by a bystander who was shot dead. He then shot himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Nathan Goldberg
| 1
| 2
| Y
| 1954
| 30-year-old former soldier shot random people in London before killing himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Raoul Moat]]
| 1
| 2
| Y
| 2010
| [[Chav]] who shot his ex, her boyfriend and a cop [[Retard|because she said her boyfriend was a cop to scare him even though she knew he hated the cops.]] One of his victims later killed himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jose Reyes]]
| 1
| 2
| Y
| 2013
| Some 12 year old autistic [[spic]] that attempted to pull a [[Columbine]] at his middle school
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Jew|Larry Rosenberg]]
| 1
| 2
| Y
| 2016
| [[oldfag|77-year-old]] nursing home resident that had issues with the "damn poker gambling" others were participating in.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Per Mikael Torevall
| 1
| 2
| N
| 1984
| Sniped a cop while hiding in a bush, before getting shot in the leg and arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Alvaro Castillo]]
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2006
| Yet another degenerate loser who jacked off to the Columbine killers and failed miserably to surpass their legacy. Blasted his abusive dad and went to his old school where he [[Epic Fail|set off some firecrackers and shot at objects before getting tackled]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Vladimir Buldakhin
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2009
| Shot some soldiers.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Adam Purinton
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2017
| An Injun hater. Got triggered by the sight of them and decided to shoot them while yelling "Get outta my country".
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Lucas de Oliveira
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2023
| 16-year-old tranny tiktoker who went by the name "Luluzinho" shot up the school before being v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2023
| An unknown started shooting around before running away.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Wikipedia:Viertola school shooting|Unknown]]
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2024
| [[12-year-old boy]] shot up his school to take revenge for bullying.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png|link{{=}}Bosnia and Herzegovina]]
| Nerdin Ibrić
| 1
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2015
| Muslim shot up a police station before being shot dead.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png|link{{=}}Bosnia and Herzegovina]]
| Dragoslav Petković
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2002
| 17-year-old shot up his school, killing one teacher and injuring another before shooting himself in the mouth.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jari B.
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2008
| 25-year-old gay soldier shot up a gay bar to take revenge on his ex-boyfriend for finding another man.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Ryszard Cyba
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2010
| 62-year-old [[liberal]] [[faggot]] who shot a member of the Polish [[cuckservative]] political party [[Catholic Church|Law and Justice]] and wounded another with a knife. He told the police that he wanted to kill the leader of Law and Justice [[Oldfag|Jarosław Kaczyński]], but instead decided to make apeshit at their local parliamentary office.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Adrian Crevan Mackin
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2011
| Irish republican who [[Pwnt|pwned]] the fuck out of a [[Cops|Guard]] and wounded his own girlfriend before becoming [[An Hero]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Robert Butler Jr.]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2011
| Some [[nigger]] who shot his principal.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Janne Tapani Vähäsarja
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2012
| 24-year-old criminal shot up a pizzeria, shot himself and later died in hospital. He also killed a man with an axe in 2006.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Peter Reeve
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2012
| Wannabe [[Derrick Bird]]. Tried shooting his neighbors, failed and shot an off-duty [[Cops|pig]] before becoming [[An Hero]] in a graveyard.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Austin_Wyatt_Rollins|Austin Wyatt Rollins]]
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2018
| Some nerd shot his ugly oneitis and some other kid before getting cornered by a [[Pigs|pig]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Johannes Peltonen
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2019
| Shot his ex-wife and another man. The man died and the woman had her face blown off, but survived. Johannes died the next day in hospital. His half-brother, Janne Sulkava shot his own wife and himself in 2021.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Janne Sulkava
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2021
| Shot his wife and their child before escaping into the woods and killing himself. His half-brother, Johannes Peltonen shot his own ex-wife and her new man before killing himself in 2019.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Toivo Tiainen
| 1
| 1
| N
| 1974
| Shot his wife and son over an argument about money for food. After the son died, Toivo escaped into the woods, but later returned and surrendered.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Verner Erling Larsen
| 1
| 1
| N
| 1975
| 20-year-old schizo stole a shotgun and shot random people. Tried to rob a gas station in 1987, escaped from the nuthouse in 1988 and strangled a woman. Died in 2013.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Roger Needham
| 1
| 1
| N
| 1978
| Killed a student and injured another in a school shooting.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Grétar Sigurður Árnason
| 1
| 1
| N
| 1982
| Tried to kidnap two French sisters who were on vacation, ended up killing one of them before escaping to a cave and surrendering.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Esa Tapani Turunen
| 1
| 1
| N
| 1991
| Ex-soldier shot two women at a bar after they teased him for being bald.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Toivo Johannes Kinnunen
| 1
| 1
| N
| 1991
| Robbed a bank together with Jari Sakari Koski and shot some cops while escaping.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jari Taisto Räsänen
| 1
| 1
| N
| 1994
| Drunk man shot up a restaurant.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustria.gif|23px|link{{=}}Austria]]
| Helmut Z.
| 1
| 1
| N
| 1997
| Brought a .357 revolver to class to impress his crush but when the teacher punish him, he shots 3 shots at her (missing one) killing her. Then lefts the school and shots [[Fail|in the leg]] another teacher.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Todd Cameron Smith
| 1
| 1
| N
| 1999
| 14-year-old shot up his school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Kazimierz J.
| 1
| 1
| Y
| 2001
| Shot and wounded his wife because she was a bitch then shot a random student at the university before an'heroing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[James von Brunn]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2009
| 88-year-old killed a nigger security guard at a Holocaust museum.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Heikki Aaro Uolevi Venäläinen
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2013
| 65-year-old man argued with his neighbors and ended up shooting them.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Philip Manshaus]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2019
| Killed his chink adoptive sister then tried to shoot up a mosque but ended up being beaten and manhandled by some old mudslime boomer before doing any considerable damage.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Alec Baldwin]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2021
| [[Unfunny]] [[liberal]] [[Hollywood|actor]] who "accidentally" killed an assistant producer and wounded the director while filming a shitty indie [[Cowboy|western]] film. Obviously failed [[Gun control|Gun Safety 101]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Eugen Schauman
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 1904
| Finnish nationalist assassinated the Russian appointed governor before killing himself.
|-style{{=}}"Background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Anon Student
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 1984
| Killed his teacher for being [[retard|late]] and shots himself.
|-style{{=}}"Background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Steve Stephens]]
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 2017
| Got mad after being bankrupt and losing his [[Sheneequa|girlfriend]] and went on a "rampage", only killing a elderly man of the same race on Facebook. After being spotted in [[Pennsylvania]], he an hero'd after a brief chase that only lasted 2 miles. Can you say Joy Lane?
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Rolv-Are Pettersen
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 2009
| A police officer shot his ex outside the school she worked at and killed himself.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Tony48219|Anthony Powell‎]]
| 1
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| Y
| 2009
| Decided to shoot some [[Nigger|nigger bitch]] who was on YouTube, in the name of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAlbania.png|23px|link{{=}}Albania]]
| Endrit Llambaj
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 2010
| A 19-year-old gangster, after being rejected by Greta Baja, 20, shoots her in the face with a pistol at a class in the Mahir Domi gymnasium in Elbasan. Then he is barricaded by some police officers. The retarded Endrit was such a fail that he couldn't even hurt one of them and ended up shooting himself in the head.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}United States]]
| Dorothy Dutiel
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 2016
| 15-year-old lesbian shot her girlfriend at school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Erik Morch Kristiansen
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| 73-year-old driving instructor shot his wife and himself with a handgun because of his unbearable back pain.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Mikołaj Bachosz
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| 30-year-old man shot his ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend outside a hotel before shooting himself in front of her.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Joseph Semmes
| 1
| 0
| N
| [[veteran|1840]]
| Killed his law teacher.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Mathews Flounoy Ward
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1853
| Killed his teacher because he brutally punished his brother.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| George W. Longfelt
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1864
| Unreasonable teacher killed one of his students and escaped.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| William Guess
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1887
| Revenge-shot a teacher, his little sister's teacher, for whacking the ass of her the day before.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1957
| 26-year-old farmer shot his 19-year-old fiancé in school before surrendering. It was later revealed that Sigurbjörn was severely depressed and had tried to poison himself shortly before the killing.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Shit nobody cares about|Robert Mone]]
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1967
| Took a classroom hostage with a shotgun at his old school and molested some girls. When the teacher told him to stop, he shot her in the face. Later broke out of a mental hospital with another inmate and increased his kill count.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Anon Student
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1974
| He blew his teacher's brains out because he reprimanded him for disrupting class.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBotswana.png|link{{=}}Botswana]]
| Mariette Sonjaleen Bosch
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1996
| 50 year old woman, angry cause his boyfriend cheated her with another girl, shot that ranadom girl in the stomach and ribs before getting dead sentence by hanging.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Retard|Víctor Córdoba Jr.]]
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1999
| Columbiner tred to commit an hero with a [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|.22]] but [[epic fail|failed]] and the bullet hit a girl on the head.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Brandon McInerney
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2008
| Killed a tranny classmate who was hitting on him during a computer lab class before fleeing and later being arrested.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCostaRica.png|link{{=}}Costa Rica]]
| Anon Student
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2010
| Random 17 year old boy headshot his principal to death
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAlbania.png|23px|link{{=}}Albania]]
| Unknown
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2013
| An unnamed man escaped from police after he fatally shot a teenager in the face with an automatic rifle in a Shkozet school.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagOman.png]]
| Abdulaziz Al Maamari
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2013
| Mad teacher shot his troublemaker pupil ([[Powerword|Abdul Aziz Al Balushi]]) because he said [[true|he abused his son]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEstonia.png|24px|link{{=}}Estonia]]
| Vahur
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2014
| 15-year-old boy shot his teacher with his daddy's revolver. He got 9 years in prison.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Gene Evin Atkins
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2018
| Held some [[NPC]]'s hostage at a Trader Joe's in [[California]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Nicholas Kyle Moffitt
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2019
| Some random guy who shot and killed a man in Cock Island Bar and Grille in Portsmouth
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Alimamy Cole
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2020
| Gangster opened fire on a man entering a bus, killing him instantly before escaping. His DNA was found on shell casings at the scene and he was caught by the bus' CCTV, and sentenced to life in prison [[Hacks|but acquitted after an appeal and only sentenced to 10 months in jail for weapons offenses]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Stephen Silver
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2020
| Schizo who put some holes into a [[Cop|pig's]] chest with his own gun after being pulled over.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagLiberia.png|link{{=}}Liberia]]
| Jovanus Oliver Turay
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2021
| Nigga gangster shot a girl before getting V&
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}United States]]
| [[Hayden Jagst]]
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2021
| Edgy Columbiner shot his cop daddy after his mom took away his AR-15.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUganda.png|23px|link{{=}}Uganda]]
| Ssali Abdul
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2022
| Mad gangsta tried to kidnap a teacher but the teacher got killed by Ssali Abdul with an AK-47 beacause he was screaming.
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffffff"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous 45-year-old
| 1
| 0
| Y
| 2024
| A shitty frenchman killed a spanish architect before [[An Hero|An villian]].
|}}}

=== Absolute Fucking Failures ===
These assclowns couldn't even manage to get a ''single kill''! They are the [[Polygon]] of real life. (Again fat Amerifags everywhere).
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! RANK
!
! LOSER
! MISSED SHOTS
! RAGE QUIT
! YEAR
! COMMENTS
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| David & Doris Young
| 79
| N
| 1986
| Tried to bomb Cokeville Elementary School in middle of nowhere Wyoming.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Sebastian Bosse]]
| 37
| Y
| 2006
| An [[Columbine|Eric Harris]] wannabe. Tried to shoot up his school with pirate guns and various other weapons which didn't go well at all.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Frank James]]
| 33
| N
| 2022
| [[Schizo]] [[nigger]] who shot up a subway because of [[Black Supremacy|"muh evil whiteys!"]].
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Unknown
| 25
| N
| 2017
| A person tried to yet again replicate [[Pulse]] and failed profusely.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| José Carlos Alves dos Santos
| 16
| N
| 1985
| 19-year-old street vendor ran amok and shot random people with a shotgun before being arrested.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Georg Rieß
| 15
| N (Injured by Polizei)
| 2009
| Some faggot who threw 2 molotovs in a classroom and sliced some bitch up with an axe before trying to commit suicide by cop and failing.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Lev_Bidjakov_and_Alexander_Buslidze|Lev Bidjakov and Aleksandr Buslidze]]
| 13
| N (Stabbed each other but didn't die)
| 2018
| Two Ruskie [[Faggot|gay lovers]] who tried to recreate [[Columbine]] at a school in [[Russia]] and stabbed 14 kiddies and a teacher, [[Epic Fail|then getting into an argument and stabbing each other.]]
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ohio State University|Abdul Razak Ali Artan]]
| 11
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2016
| Some [[Fag|ISIS Cock-smoking]] mudslime. Went on a stabbing and vehicle-ramming spree at [[Ohio State University]], stabbed people in unbelievably shitty places like in the arm, [[Epic fail|and because of this, he was the only casualty in the attack]].
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Chad Escobedo
| 10
| N
| 2007
| Former [[spic|latin]] student shot a window 2 times and injured 10 teens before escaping. Pigs catched him and got V& for 6 years.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Nathan Desai
| 9
| N (Killed by police)
| 2016
| Neonazi lawyer shot random people before being shot by the pigs.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Edmar_Aparecido_Freitas|Edmar Aparecido Freitas]]
| 8
| Y
| 2003
| Former fat fuck tried to shoot up his school but failed to kill anyone and shot himself in the head.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Robério Souza de Oliveira
| 7
| Y
| 2001
| 18-year-old farmer shot up his former school before shooting himself in the head.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| Natalya Kabakova
| 7
| N
| 2018
| 13-year-old girl shot people with a pneumatic revolver in school.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Dominick Maldonado
| 6
| N
| 2005
| A methhead who wanted the world to "feel his anger". Shot up a mall with a Chinese AK-47 and a pistol, taking people hostage before getting V&. He tried taking a pig hostage with scissors but failed.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Anthony "T.J." Solomon
| 6
| N
| 1999
| A month after the lulzy attack at [[Columbine]], Anthony brought a .22 rifle to his school and shot 6 students [[Epic Fail|in shitty parts of the body]]. While trying to bring himself to suicide, a principal talked him out of it and he turned himself to the pigs.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[James T. Hodgkinson|James Hodgkinson]]
| 6
| N
| 2017
| [[Jared Lee Loughner]] wannabe, tried to assassinate [[shit nobody cares about|House Majority Whip]] Steve Scalise and kill as many [[Republican|Republicans]] as he could, but failed miserably.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Anton Bichivin]]
| 6
| N (Attempted)
| 2018
| Some [[Columbine Copycats|Columbine-obsessed]] Ruskie who threw a molotov in a class and [[Epic Fail|tried to an hero with an axe but failed]]. Wore a [[Columbine|KMFDM]] t-shirt during the attack.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|link{{=}}Italy]]
| Luca Traini
| 6
| N
| 2018
| 28-year-old wop shot some niggers to avenge an 18-year-old girl who was killed by a nigger.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Seth Trickey
| 5
| N
| 1999
| Seth shot people and pussied out in front of a teacher who commanded his stupid ass to drop his gun.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 5
| N
| 2022
| Gangster alcoholic dutch shot some spics in a disco in [[GTA|Marbella]] before being stabbed by a random.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Nigger|Lamar Moore]]
| 4
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2011
| [[liar|Died bravely in a line of fire by police]] [[Wrong Location Nigger|inside a police station]] after he brought a [[Bukkake|shotgun]] in the building and wounded 4 officers, none of them critically, even at [[Counterstrike|point-blank range]]. He was falsely accused by [[The Man]] of [[sick fuck|kidnapping and raping a 13 year old girl]], when she probably deserved it anyways. So that was when he heroically stepped into the office and amazed the whole world of [[bullshit|how much of an incredibly amazing man he truly is]].
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Asa Coon]]
| 4
| Y
| 2007
| [[Emofag|Emo]], he was punched by a [[nigger]], shot people in really shitty places, and became [[An Hero]]. [[Lulz|To add insult to injury, the cops leaked photos of his corpse]]. <s>[https://www.liveleak.com/view?i{{=}}51a_1193356250 Here is the shitty gameplay footage.]</s> (dead)
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Raymond_Spencer|Raymond Spencer]]
| 4
| Y
| 2022
| Armed with 4 rifles, scopes and over 1000 rounds of ammunition, Raymond tried to shoot up a school from his apartment window [[Stephen Paddock|Paddock]] style. He [[failed]] miserably, and after firing over 200 rounds without a single kill he decided to end it all.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Bernie Goetz]]
| 4
| N
| 1984
| Shot some niggers who were trying to mug him on a subway. Was only convicted of illegal gun possession and v& for a year, then released early on good behavior 8 months later.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Darren Lloyd Fowler
| 4
| N
| 1988
| 16-year-old [[Michael Ryan]] fan shot up his school with a shotgun after getting expelled.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Marin Eugen Sabau
| 4
| N (Willingly euthanized)
| 2021
| Security guard shot three of his colleagues before barricading himself in a house with an arsenal of weapons. Cops breached and ræp'd him with bullets, paralyzing him and causing him to have to amputate one leg. Eugen was euthanized before his trial took place, as he claimed his life was unbearable with chronic pains from the incident.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflag_Greece.png|23px|link{{=}}Greece]]
| [[Dimitris Patmanidis]]
| 3
| Y
| 2009
| A bullied, human-hating revenge-seeker. Went to his school and shot people in shitty places like the legs, arms, hand, and chest before becoming an hero.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Nasim Aghdam]]
| 3
| Y
| 2018
|Some dirty vegan towelhead that decided that YouTube's shitty policies couldn't be changed by peaceable means and started shooting in the corporate offices in California. She didn't manage to kill anyone but herself.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagVaticanCity.png|link{{=}}Vatican]]
| Mehmet Ali Ağca
| 3
| N
| 1981
| Tried to assassinate [[the Pope]].
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Humberto Ferreira Santos
| 3
| N
| 2017
| Shot up a wedding to avenge his fallen son and father. After injuring some of the attendees and leaving, the wedding continued a few hours later.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Armando_Hernandez_Jr|Armando Hernandez]]
| 3
| N
| 2020
| Tried shooting up a mall due to [[incel]] rage, failing horribly at that. He also recorded some of the attack on snapchat.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| 6th grade girl
| 3
| N
| 2021
| Shot 2 students and 1 adult, then just gave up. A math teacher, Krista Gneiting, asked if she was okay, took the gun from her, and hugged her.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Henrique_Lira_Trad|Henrique Lira Trad]]
| 3
| N
| 2022
| 18-year-old emo tried to attack his former school with crossbows, knives and molotovs. Ended up getting rekt and hogtied before doing any considerable damage.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jasmine Hollis
| 3
| N
| 2022
| Some ugly 23-year-old [[nigger]] [[bitch]] shot up a warehouse due to some dispute over a [[Cock|big black cock]].
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Unknown
| 3
| N (Escaped?)
| 2023
| Started a shooting in West Edmonton Mall and got same victimes as [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Armando_Hernandez_Jr|Armando Hernandez]].
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Julius Becker
| 2
| N
| 1871
| 18-year-old student shot his bullies before surrendering.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Haraldur Olafsson
| 2
| N
| 1973
| Drunk man who shot his son and a woman before being shot and inmovilized by a taser.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| [[13 year old]] student 15 year old student
| 2
| N, N
| 1998
| They shot some 11 year old kids with pellet guns hitting 2 before getting V&.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Livecorpse|Adam Fulton]]
| 2
| Y
| 2004
| Newgrounds [[doomer]] who stabbed his [[Injun]] neighbor in an argument after they both got drunk. The neighbor called the cops and when they showed up, Adam shot at one of the cops before [[Pussy|running away and hiding in a dumpster for three days.]] He broke into his house and sent his suicide e-mail to his family and [[Tom Fulp]] and then an heroed.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Edgar Robles
| 2
| N
| 2014
| A revenge-seeker. Wounded 2 people on a fucking packed bus.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Marissa Wallen
| 2
| N
| 2017
| 21-year-old [[hooker]] who [[Epic Fail|somehow failed to kill her john with two headshots]] after giving her bad oral sex.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}New Mexico]]
| Mason Campbell
| 2
| N
| 2014
| Some 12-year old-loser who tried to go Cho. He sawed off daddy's shotgun and used birdshot, [[Pussy|randomly firing everywhere]], before being tackled and shackled.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Neil MacInnis
| 2
| N
| 2013
| '''{{archive|RcUB0|4chan Post}}'''
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| [[Medianeira School Shooting|Mondrone Shooters]]
| 2
| N, N
| 2018
| Brazilian Columbiners that, due to being mentally retarded zoomers, decided to follow in Eric & Dylan's footsteps, but failed miserably. A pretty good metaphor for Brazil in general, if you think about it.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Marek_Nowak|Marek Nowak]]
| 2
| N
| 2019
| 18-year-old shot up his school with [[Sebastian Bosse|black powder guns]] and firecrackers.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Unknown
| 2
| N
| 2023
| 23-year-old Pakistani gangster shot two other gangsters during a fight before escaping to Italy.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagEswatini.png|link{{=}}Eswatini]]
| Unknown
| 2
| N
| 2023
| Went postal in a bus stop and injured 2 randoms.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Fantahun Girma Woldesenbet
| 2
| N (Shot by civilian)
| 2021
| Fort Hood 3: 2 is better than 1- oh wait, this guy was worse than Tranny fucking Phantom.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| John Åreskjold
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2023
| Known criminal and business owner [[GTA|crashed his car into another car, left the scene and hijacked another car, taking the driver hostage before getting into a shootout with police]] outside a tunnel. John opened fire, shooting the hostage and an officer in the chest, leading to police opening fire into the vehicle, killing John. The officer wore a bulletproof vest.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Genesse Ivonne Moreno
| 2
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2024
| 36-year-old spic who shot up one of [[Joel Osteen]]'s megachurches with her kid and was shot and killed by an off-duty cop.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| William Norris
| 1
| Y
| 1884
| 28 year old teacher tried to kill his crush beacause she rejected him several times. Ended his spergout by killing himself.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| David Mota Nogueira
| 1
| Y
| 2011
| A depressed 10-year-old sperg that got so mad about his teacher's sexual advancements that he decided to go NBK.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Floyd Lee Corkins]]
| 1
| N
| 2012
| Inspired by the [[Southern Poverty Law Center|SPLC]], he tried to shoot up an anti-fag group, but, like most libtard gunmen, he couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and was thus unable to go through with his plan to [[WTF|smear Chick-fil-A on the victims' faces]].
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Mikhail Pivnev]] (alias: Mike [[Dylan Klebold|Klebold]]
| 1
| N
| 2017
| Some [[Columbiner]] Ruskie who shot a teacher with an air rifle and set off some smoke bombs. [[Epic Fail|Shouted that he'd come there to die, yet was arrested.]]
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Robert Gladden Jr.
| 1
| N
| 2012
| An Emofag. Shot a student in the back before being tackled by various people in the cafeteria.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jon Romano
| 1
| N
| 2004
| A bullied outcast fascinated by [[Columbine]]. Brought a shotgun and shot a teacher in the leg like a dumbshit. He pussied out and surrendered to the staff, and agreed to a plea deal for 20 years in prison.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Ilya Ivanistov]]
| 1
| Y
| 2018
| Another columbine coomer went to his ruskie school to shot a school mate with a double barrel shotgun before killing himself.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Florian Klein
| 1
| Y
| 2003
| A [[13 year old boy|16-year-old]] [[Satanist]] who [[Epic Fail|shot at his teacher, missed and accidentally shot another teacher (who tried to disarm him) in the thigh]] before [[An hero|committing suicide.]]
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Mikese Morse]]
| 1
| N
| 2018
| Former Olympic Track Star goes [[Crazy|Bat Shit Insane]] and tries to run down a family of 3 in his car.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Sky_Bouche|Sky Bouche]]
| 1
| N
| 2018
| Shot through a classroom door with a shotgun, injuring a student in the foot, and surrendered immediately afterwards. This happened on [[An hero day|April 20]].
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Chad Padilla
| 1
| Y
| 2019
| Some retarded shot a girl several times, [[Fail|she survived]]. In 2022, he will become an hero in his cell
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Random shot 2 times and escaped with no kills.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Mats Ditlow Wibe-Lund
| 1
| N
| 2023
| 43-year-old manchild wannabe gangster with too much money and time on his hands shot some random nigger in the leg with an automatic AK-style rifle to scare him or something. Was arrested shortly after and is married to [https://no.linkedin.com/in/tanja-wibe-lund-744026b9 some bad-boy loving hybristophile skank] that works for [[old media]], covering crime cases.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBosniaHerzegovina.png|link{{=}}Bosnia and Herzegovina]]
| Gabrijel Mijatović
| 1
| N
| 2023
| [[13-year-old boy]] shot his teacher.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 1
| N (Escaped)
| 2023
| Anon member of a shitty latin band, stabbed in all the body and shot in the gluteus a 22 year old boy.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous man
| 1
| N
| 2023
| Shot a man who pissed him off on a disco in Seville before being aprehended by people.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| 6 year old boy
| 1
| N
| 2023
| Kid from [[Virginia|CWCistan]] who shot his first grade teacher.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIceland.png|link{{=}}Iceland]]
| Shokri Keryo
| 1
| N
| 2023
| [[Sand nigger|"Swedish"]] gangster opened fire at a group of people after getting high.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Grzegorz Braun
| 1
| N
| 2023
| Polish far-right politician decided to spray powder from a fire extinguisher on [[Jews]] who were performing their [[Satan|Satanist]] Hanukkah rituals on the corridors of the Polish parliament. One Jewish woman suffered minor injuries [[Retard|when she tried to stop MP from extinguishing the candles lit on the Hanukkah menorah]]. This event generated a lot of lulzy reactions and BAWWWWing in (((Polish and international mainstream media))).
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Dillon Cossey]]
| 0
| N
| 2007
| Fat 14-year-old guy was caught by the police while planning a school shooting after his friend, [[Pekka]] committed his bloodfest.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Pekka-Eric_Auvinen#Samuli_Saarinen|Samuli Saarinen]]
| 0
| N
| 2008
| [[Matti Saari]] and [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen|Pekka-Eric]] copycat threatened to shoot up his school on his 18th birthday and Pekka's 1 year anniversary because of bullying, but gave up and became a local [[Lolcow]].
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Shota|9-year-old boy]]
| 0
| N
| 2009
| Fourth grader brought a shotgun to school to get back at bullies, firing and missing twice before being subdued and getting a time-out.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Thomas Kane
| 0
| Y
| 2009
| Brought a sawed-off shotgun and molotov cocktails to school, said he wanted to kill "just to kill" and then just killed himself.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Justin Doucet
| 0
| Y
| 2009
| Ordered a teacher to say "Hail Marilyn Manson", who refused. [[Fail|Tried to shoot twice and hit no one.]] Asked a student to leave with him, who also refused. He probably felt ashamed no one would listen to him even as a school shooter. He shot himself and died a miserable 5 days later.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Clay Duke]]
| 0
| Y
| 2010
| Tried to take revenge on the Florida school board but ended up missing every shot. The entire event was captured on video.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Colton Tooley]]
| 0
| Y
| 2010
| Walked around in his college campus and fired shots into the air and ground before running into the library to become an hero.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Grant_Acord|Grant Acord]]
| 0
| N
| 2013
| A 17-year-old Columbiner was ready to attack his high school but the pigs searched his room and saw that he had bombs and a gun. He was sent to jail for not knowing how to hide things.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Michael Brandon Hill
| 0
| N
| 2013
| Brought a rifle to an elementary school and fired at least 6 shots towards the police. He was talked down by one of his hostages, school bookkeeper Antoinette Tuff. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}1kVpipSXRKA Listen to the 911 call here.]
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| James Oliver Seevakumaran
| 0
| Y
| 2013
| Pulled the fire alarm as part of his plan, which prompted his roommate to investigate. He immediately called 911 after seeing James pointing a gun at him. James shot himself as the police arrived.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Liam Lyburd
| 0
| N
| 2014
| Nearly committed a mass shooting at Newcastle College with a [[David Sonboly|Glock he bought on the Deep Web]] but was stopped hours before he was going to do it [[Retard|due to posting threats on Facebook.]]
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]]
| 0
| N
| 2015
|Planned to shoot up a Halifax mall with two of her cuntbuddies, but got arrested [[Epic Fail|due to posting about her plan on tumblr]], and is now in jail getting grabbed by the pussy in the shower.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Brooke Higgins]], [[Sienna Johnson]]
| 0
| N, N
| 2015
| Two [[16-year-old girls]] threatened to shoot up [[Mountain Vista High School]] and got v&. They were sentenced to 3 years and 5 years in prison, respectively, and were released.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Bob8466|Carter Boyles]]
| 0
| Y
| 2016
| Tried to open fire in his high school but failed and ended up shooting himself. He had a YouTube channel where he uploaded [[Gmod]] shooting videos.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[Pekka-Eric_Auvinen#Karma_Hietanen|Karma Hietanen]]
| 0
| N
| 2016
| Delusional [[Pekka]] fan who visited his grave several times, had an altar for him at her home and soil from his grave in a zip-bag in her bra at all times. Planned to shoot up an elementary school as a gift to Pekka so that they would date in the afterlife, but ended up getting v& prematurely due to posting about it on Instagram.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Kyle_Davies|Kyle Davies]]
| 0
| N
| 2016
| 19 year old pedophile face who obtained a glock on the dark net like sonboly and planed a shooting his school. He got V& after the internet police catched him.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Ethan Stables
| 0
| N
| 2017
| [[Faggot]] who was so ashamed of being bisexual that he tried to commit a [[Jakejekyll|machete attack at a gay bar.]] [[Epic Fail|Was apparently arrested just as he was walking to the bar]] and was in Cumbria, where more successful attacker [[Derrick Bird]] committed his shootings.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Lloyd Gunton
| 0
| N
| 2017
| Another [[Britfag]] who tried to commit mass murder, this time for [[ISIS]] at a [[Justin Bieber]] concert with a car, a hammer and a knife in some [[Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre|Westminster]]-inspired attack. Was arrested hours before he was going to, though, because he posted about it on social media, just like Liam Lyburd and Ethan Stables.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Eric Torell
| 0
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2018
| 20-year-old man with [[Downs]] ran away from home, bringing a toy gun with him. When police were called to the scene, Eric did not listen to their commands and pointed the toy gun at the cops, resulting in death by 25 bullets.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Brandon Clegg]]
| 0
| Y
| 2018
| Mommy knew he was heading to school with a gun and tried to save his life by calling 911. Unfortunately for her, Brandon became an hero after a brief shootout with the police.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Keith Simons
| 0
| Y
| 2018
| 13-year-old would-be [[Columbine copycat]] who realized school shootings weren't as awesome as he thought and shot himself in a bathroom.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Columbine_Copycats#Nicole_Cevario|Nicole Cevario]]
| 0
| N
| 2019
| 19-year-old [[columbiner]] planned a school shooting but got caught after her daddy read her diary and called the cops.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Brian Isaack Clyde]]
| 0
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2019
| 2019's biggest failure yet! Some nobody who tried to tackle Nightmare Mode at a courthouse in Texas for some reason. He shot out a window before pussying out, then got capped by a security guard. Nobody really cared.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Sol Pais]]
| 0
| Y
| 2019
| Traveled to Colorado all the way from Florida to shoot up [[Columbine|Columbine High School]]. Only managed to send threats and hype everyone up before she [[Pussy|pussied]] out and [[An Hero|shot herself]] in the woods. At least she got a 4 star wanted level.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Charles Landeros
| 0
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2019
| Tried to go to his son's middle school over a custody battle before cops stopped him. Outside the school, Landeros fired 2 shots at a cop before being pwn'd.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Christopher Paul Hasson
| 0
| N
| 2019
| Avid reader of [[Breivik]]'s writings who planned to massacre high-profile leftist politicians and other [[libtards]] in general. Apprehended before any attack was committed and sentenced to over 13 years in prison.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Angel_Granados-Diaz|Angel Granados-Diaz]]
| 0
| N
| 2019
| [[Autistic]] [[spic]] who got his ass beat by his gym teacher over his cool new NERF Super Soaker.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Willem Van Spronsen]]
| 0
| N (Shot by cops)
| 2019
| [[Anarchist]] [[boomer]] [[liberal]] [[tranny]] [[Antifa]] member who decided to shoot up an ICE "concentration camp" in Tacoma. Didn't even manage to achieve a single kill and was essentially dead on arrival.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSerbia.png|link{{=}}Serbia]]
| Unknown
| 0
| N
| 2019
| Some crazy serbian with a rifle shot some bullets to the roof and take some kids as hostages. He said some schizo random words about his family before being taken down by a gym teacher.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Jim Holmgren
| 0
| N
| 2021
| 25-year-old [[Breivik]] fan and member of the [[Neo-Nazi|Nordic Resistance Movement]] was caught with bomb making materials, 3D printed weapon parts and a half written manifesto. Sentenced to 3 and a half years in prison.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous
| 0
| N
| 2021
| Shot some windows in a university and random doors before getting V&
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Reed Wischhusen
| 0
| N
| 2022
| 30-year-old columbiner built his own weapons, wrote a manifesto and planned to shoot up his former school. When police arrived to search his apartment, Reed pulled a gun from his coat and was shot three times by cops. He was later sentenced to life in prison.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Ahmad & Anas K.
| 0
| N
| 2023
| Two [[Syria|Syrian]] brothers living in [[Germany]] made bombs with plans to blow themselves up in a [[Swedish]] church to take revenge for a [[Quran|Quran-burning]], but were v& before anything could be done because they bought all their bomb-making ingredients over [[eBay]].
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Unknown
| 0
| N
| 2023
| [[13 year old boy|15-year-old boy]] tried to shoot up a religious school with his daddys guns but the school locks and the boy got arrested.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Seann Pietila
| 0
| N
| 2023
| 19-year-old retard got baited by feds into posting threats to shoot up a synagogue in Michigan and was v&.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Sahal J.
| 0
| N
| 2023
| Quarrel between gangsters resulting in an epic nigga moment as everyone drew guns and 23-year-old Sahal began firing randomly, before running away.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 0
| N
| 2023
| The predecessor gangster of the dutch disco shooter tried to commit a massacre in the nearest shopping center in Marbella with a UZI. The shooter escaped.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Nathan [[Nikolas Cruz|Cruz]]
| 0
| N
| 2023
| 17-year-old cousin of [[Salvador Ramos]] threatened to shoot up a school and got v&.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Anonymous man
| 0
| N
| 2023
| A moroccan ploted a terrorist church attack. Got V& for idiot.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| [[Roblox#Notable_People|Mikhail Olson]]
| 0
| N
| 2023
| Rococks dev known as '''Simbuilder''' that got RDC 2023 cancelled for showing up uninvited with a gun in his car, Possibly trying to become the Roblox [[Couch Cuck]]. Got v& almost immediately for being retarded then was permabanned from [[Roblox|his only source of income]].
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Michael Pengchung Lee
| 0
| N
| 2023
| Chink incel [[Elliot Rodger]] wannabe plotted a shooting on the University of Arizona, and tried to kill "Chads and Stacys". Failed and the pigs catched him.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Diego Barajas Medina
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| 20-year-old spic who planned a mass shooting at an amusement park in Colorado but changed his plan and an hero'd in a women's bathroom. His last message was "I'm not a killer, I just wanted to get in the cave".
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Anonymous Turkroach
| 0
| N
| 2023
| A stressed man who wanted to take custody of his daughter away from him ends up taking her hostage at an airport before being V& for being a massive retard.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Elizabeth West
| 0
| N
| 2024
| 56-year-old tranny nazi wanted to kill niggers, jews and transphobes, caught with an arsenal of guns and ammo.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Bezhani Sarvar
| 0
| N
| 2024
| 28-year-old islamist from Afghanistan shot up Edmonton city hall, hitting absolutely nobody before giving up and being arrested.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| S.T.
| 0
| N
| 2024
| 17 year old kid who made a bomb plot in his school. Failed and the pigs catched his plans.
|-
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Evita_Kolmonen|Evita Kolmonen]]
| 0
| N
| 2024
| 23-year-old columbiner wanted to shoot up a school because of climate change or something, but couldn't help herself and started [[Retard|yapping about her plans on the internet]], leading to her getting caught.
|}}}

=== King of all losers ===

{| class="wikitable"
! RANK
!
! LOSER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! MISSED SHOTS
! RAGE QUIT
! YEAR
! COMMENTS
|- style="background:#cc99cc"
|  9,999,999,999
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link=America]]
| [[William Atchison]]
| 2
| 0
| Y
| 2017
| Our own ED admin [[User:AlGore|AlGore]] spent literal years obsessing over this very page, updating it every time someone so much as shot a stray cat and participating in an act of worship for school shooters like an edgy teenager, only to have his own shooting spree stopped by a sofa.
|- style="background:#cc99cc"
</center>

|}

</center>
== See Also ==
*[[An Hero]]
*[[Crime]]
*[[Hitler Unit]]
*[[Mass Murder]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[Murder]]
*[[School Shooting]]
*[[Serial Killers]]

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