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		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Notepad&amp;diff=1950317</id>
		<title>Notepad</title>
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		<updated>2026-04-12T02:51:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: /* See Also */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{potential}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{haxor}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Notepad&#039;&#039;&#039; is the name of the free text-editor that comes bundled with [[Windows]]; as with all things [[Microsoft]], it is complete and utter [[shit]] and should be avoided like the [[Swine flu|plague]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Limitations==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Speeling.JPG|thumb|left|442px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Notepad is so &#039;&#039;goddamn [[fuck]]ing fantastic!&#039;&#039; It has advanced functions like saving, loading, help topics (lol, srsly), and most importantly, &#039;&#039;&#039;quitting&#039;&#039;&#039; (which is the only useful feature). It also has a lulzy function called Time/Date in any case you would be too lazy to look at the bottom-right corner of your screen. Other groundbreaking features include one font at a time, no OLE, no formatting, no [[spell check]], and a serious lack of [[pr0n]]. All of this adds up to lulz on Microsoft.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Advantages==&lt;br /&gt;
The advantages of Notepad are limited to two things. First it takes up so [[midget|little]] RAM that you could run it on [[your mom]]&#039;s computer, which means you can keep it open alongside [[MSN]], [[Photoshop]], [[Half Life 2]] and the [[apocalypse]]. Although Notepad doesn&#039;t have them fancy features like them city folks&#039; word processors, it does have replace (Ctrl-H) which is useful for mindless [[sex|repetitive tasks]] such as converting all the moves in [[list of sex moves]] to headings or dot points from whatever it currently is, or changing all links to your [[e-nemy]]&#039;s user page on a talk page to link to [[asshole]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Code==&lt;br /&gt;
The code for Notepad can be likened to injecting yourself with liquid [[shit]] - it is messy, disgusting and will &#039;&#039;sure as hell [[kill]] you.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Conspiracy ==&lt;br /&gt;
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If one opens Notepad, which isn&#039;t too hard to do, and types in &amp;quot;Bush hid the facts&amp;quot; (w/out the quotes}, saves it (doesn&#039;t matter what the document name is), closes the program, and opens the document again, the sentence you typed will be gone. Depending on what version you have, it will either show as &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;boxes&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;quot; 畂桳栠摩琠敨映捡獴 &amp;quot; with &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;[[Japanese]]&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;[[Chinese]]&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; [[Laotian]] characters installed (which roughly translates to [http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#zh-CN|en|%E7%95%82%E6%A1%B3%E6%A0%A0%E6%91%A9%E7%90%A0%E6%95%A8%E6%98%A0%E6%8D%A1%E7%8D%B4 Liubenrenmo Tiantouyingjian Mongoose]) or nothing at all. SO DOES THIS MEAN THAT HE [[9/11|HID THE FACTS?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Notepad Fevotees ==&lt;br /&gt;
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There are three kinds of people who use Notepad:&lt;br /&gt;
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* People who want a word processor, don&#039;t have the [[money]] to buy [[Word]], are too stupid to [[pirate]] Word, don&#039;t have enough [[tubes]] to download LibreOffice and haven&#039;t figured out that [[Windows]] is bundled with a less shitty word processor, WordPad.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Programming|Programmers]] who haven&#039;t yet discovered things like Notepad++. They realize that Notepad is a text editor not a word processor. They would rather not have a red squiggly line appear every time they type &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;cout &amp;lt;&amp;lt; &amp;quot;stfu noob&amp;quot;;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;, and they&#039;d like to actually have their code compile when they don&#039;t have an IDE available. (Just try compiling code written in MS [[Word]].)&lt;br /&gt;
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* People who give no shits about what they are using, but quickly want some sort of document saved with quick jots of information that don&#039;t need [[over 9000]] different filters/effects on them to read a dozen or so words, if even that many. These people may also be in the process of writing a [[ED|wiki article]] and want quick references to information rather then a [[Truth|program that has more options then it does practicality]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Script Kiddies]] Who use it to code shit-ass batch files and other useless shit. Only one guy from Northern Belgium made good batch programs. He is now dead and used [[Notepad++ ]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[image:Microsoft_notepad_userbase.png|thumb|342px|About as good as it ever gets... ]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Windows]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Text files]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ascii]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[EDiting]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Notepad++]] - The far shittier free, open source alternative.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Microsoft}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{softwarez}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
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		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Buddha&amp;diff=1946537</id>
		<title>Buddha</title>
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		<updated>2026-03-03T00:47:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{squote|If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him.|Paradoxical Buddhist saying}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{ib|[[File:DEL buddha.png|400px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&#039;&#039;I AM THE LEAN-MEAN PROPHET OF GOD!&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Buddha&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Born&#039;&#039;&#039;|480 BC}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Died&#039;&#039;&#039;|400 BC (aged 80)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[India|Currynigger]] [[File:Flag_of_Pakistan.jpg|21px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Occupation&#039;&#039;&#039;|Prince, playboy, bored richfag.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Religion name&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;Buddhism&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Preceded by&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Moses]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Followed by&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Jesus Christ]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Current location&#039;&#039;&#039;|Kushinagar, India}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nicknames&#039;&#039;&#039;|&lt;br /&gt;
*Siddartha Gautama&lt;br /&gt;
*The Bloated One&lt;br /&gt;
*Jabba the Hutt&lt;br /&gt;
*Manuel Uribe Sr&lt;br /&gt;
*The 600lb sage&lt;br /&gt;
*Fatcunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:lolbuddha.jpg|thumb|Buddha didn&#039;t die for your sins. [[amirite|moar liek]] [[HNNNNNNGGGGG]]!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Buddha&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Siddhartha Gautama) A chappy in [[India]] who had a look about and thought to himself &amp;quot;this life is pretty shite tbh&amp;quot; and so decided to sit down and have a little think about [[lulz|meaning and purpose]] and shit.  After a few years, he hadn&#039;t really concluded much but he did find that if he sat about for a long time and stopped thinking about [[life|horrible shit]] then he felt a bit better.  Buddha was a [[Too lazy|lazy cunt]] and didn&#039;t want to acknowledge the fact that he&#039;d wasted his life [[Masturbation|fapping]] under a tree.  So he made up some [[crap|cock and balls]] about [[karma]] and rebirth and begged people for rice in return for [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|enlightenment]].  Over the years the Buddha&#039;s elaborate [[troll|trolling]] gathered quite a following.  [[fag|Bell ends]] from every corner of [[India|curry land]] signed up, and each brought their own superstitions and ideas.  Soon enough Buddhism had evolved from &amp;quot;sitting down and not thinking about [[You|how shit you are]]&amp;quot; to what it is today: a refuge for [[Sick fuck|closeted faggots and sexually repressed life failers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Actually the point of Buddhism is just to relax your body so it isn&#039;t tense which creates pain. It&#039;s the middle way between nihilism (not caring about anything) and stressing out or becoming depressed over every little thing. Total relaxation means automatic win, whether you die or live, exist or not exist, commit suicide or murder does not matter. I&#039;ve seen people practicing this: the end result is their body looks like it&#039;s full of space. But this is a mistake. Tension makes people&#039;s bodies look like a clenched fist or like Ronald Reagan. The middle looks like the body is full of a very fine dust or fog. This fills you with tremendous bliss. The path that I know of is this: extreme dissatisfaction to motivate extreme effort to motivate total relaxation to learn extreme relaxation. You can skip any previous step if and only if you can verifiably do the next step without the previous. Practicing total relaxation is automatic win, so that&#039;s the easiest thing possible. Practicing correct relaxation can be done by using a mantra like &amp;quot;I wonder [what to do],&amp;quot; keeping the mind open but keeping the eyes open as well. It protects you from stress and depression, because you wonder whether you should really get involved/feed the phenomenon, but it also protects you from nihilism because you doubt whether total relaxation is really a good idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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A word from the same editor: I had a long conversation with a 15-year-old monk who wished to remain anonymous. Apparently many Buddhist monks are child-abusing pedophiles! He said it happens at practically every monastery. Not all Buddhists are bad (I am a Buddhist) but these people have to be exposed and stopped! It&#039;s not consensual sex, the kids are coerced, manipulated, pressured, forced into sex! And no one talks about it or exposes it for some reason, probably because they feel guilty for tarnishing the reputation of Buddhism, which is responsible for so much good in the world. We need to get the word out on the internet and IRL and expose these creeps! I&#039;ve emailed Buddhist organizations, called news agencies, and notified the FBI and CIA. Please help expose these guys if you can. Thank you for listening.&lt;br /&gt;
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Noteworthy: For a long time the Buddha would not let [[Wimmins|women]] be Buddhists, insisting that they should remain [[in the kitchen]] ([[Fact]]). He also maintained that [[fag|homosexuals]] could not attain [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|enlightenment]] ([[fact]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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Even more noteworthy: In the Vinaya Pitika ([[rules]]) there is a passage that details the punishment for auto-[[buttsecks|sodomy]] (buttfucking yourself) and one [[expert|BADMUN]] monk is cited as a perpetrator ([[fact]])&lt;br /&gt;
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More noteworthy still: [[some argue]] that since Buddhism does not have a revered deity, it is not a [[religion]], but a [[philosophy]], despite the large number of [[Harry Potter|enchanted guest stars]] present that would clearly indicate otherwise. [[99%|The vast majority]] of people, however, [[Nobody cares|do not care]] about this [[hipster|hipster cult]].  Buddhism says to embrace reality you must escape reality, which doesn&#039;t make sense.  Or say &amp;quot;Avoid all attachment, but unthinkably follow sacred Buddhist doctrine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Complete Biography ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Buddha was born Siddy Gaudy, a prince in northern [[India]]. After seeing a hobo, a funeral, and a holy man on the same day, he got pissed and left his wife and kids. This practice of ditching your so-called loved ones for would soon become popular among black persons in the [[At least 100 years ago|1970s, &#039;80s and &#039;90s]]. He joined a group of ascetics, who were the [[cutters]] and [[pro-ana]] of his [[Last Thursday|time]]. He sat around all day listening to depressing sitar music, writing [[emo]] poems about how his [[The_Fresh_Prince_of_Bel-Air|parents didn&#039;t understand]], and [[Pro-ana|not eating]] (which is really easy to do in India). After a while, he noticed this was retarded, and decided to &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;just meditate&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; and eat some [[Drug#Shrooms|shrooms]] under a tree. After having some [[drug#lsd|crazy visions]] and [[Shit Bricks|shitting bricks]], he apparently achieved [[enlightenment]] after finding [[furfag|himself]], making him the happiest hopped up druggy motherfucker [[evar]]. He did not, however, die for your sins, because sin hadn&#039;t been invented yet and he was too lazy to get off his [[McDonald&#039;s|fat ass]] to invent them anyway. Now, he is worshiped by [[leftards]] [[4chan|all over the world]] [[BAWWW|to show their mommies and daddies how trendy they are]].&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:JesusMohammedMossesBuddha.jpg|thumb|Buddha rocked [[Jews|Abraham]] hard.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Followers of Buddha ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Buddha himself being [[Some argue|reportedly]] perfect in every way (except for his brief [[fat]] and [[ana]] phases), his followers often manage to be [[fucktard]]ed [[douchebag]]s. For example, his fans at {{ljcomm|Buddhists}} can generally be found  [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1559736.html whining about trolling], [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1541375.html telling people that they&#039;re going to hell], and [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1509572.html taking the internet way too seriously]. Other popular online Buddhist activities include creating [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhism/profile failed communities] and babbling about [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1889618.html completely irrelevant shit] for [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1520945.html no apparent reason].&lt;br /&gt;
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Only the [[China|Chinese]] [[azn]] retards depict Buddha as a fatty, since they never considered that living on [[drugs|hemp seeds]] alone and spending all your time meditating and sleeping in the woods doesn&#039;t leave you many opportunities to become Jabba the Hutt. These fat [[dickhead]]s often display such &amp;quot;[[art]]&amp;quot; in their [[American]] restaurants, where they avoid the total lack of talent that would have doomed them to starvation in [[China]] by serving the Chinese equivalent of a ham and cheese sandwich and charging 20 bucks for it. Their &amp;quot;Buddha&amp;quot; statues help to support the idea that just because you&#039;re morbidly obese from a diet of beer and deep-fried Cheetos doesn&#039;t mean you can&#039;t achieve eternal bliss and start one of the largest religions in world history. Enjoy your [[SARS]] and bird flu, Chinafags.&lt;br /&gt;
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== U guyz i am ttly deep an sprtual! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Buddhism is a popular trend among filthy stinking [[Hippy|hippies]] and morbidly obese psychic mediums; owing to the fact that it is vaguely [[Azn|exotic]] and lets the believer look deep and intelligent without having to provide any further evidence. Despite the huge numbers of [[Fangirls|devotees]], most of these incense-reeking robe-wearing bongmonkeys have absolutely no idea what Buddhism is- upon being prompted, the reply will be to the effect of [[Drugs|&amp;quot;whoah man, it&#039;s like, and yeah, mystical and yeah&amp;quot;]]. One could attribute the total ignorance to the fact that these are the same people that believe in crystal healing and fornication with plant life, and one would likely be correct. Their complete ignorance of all aspects of the doctrine will not, however, prevent them from ostentatiously displaying statues of Buddha.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Buddha - The Original Emo ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Buddhists believe that [[Moar|&amp;quot;duhkha&amp;quot;]], or suffering, [[philosophy|is the fundamental truth of existence]]. According to [[shit nobody cares about|some fgt named Rupert Gethin]], &amp;quot;The Buddha taught that all life is suffering, and the only way to escape suffering is to escape from life.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Translated: [[Emo|Everything sucks]] and you should [[An hero|permaban yourself IRL]]. Why more Buddhists do not do this is unknown, but it would sure be nice if they did. Of course, one reason is that Buddhism teaches that if you become [[an hero]], then you&#039;ll just reincarnate somewhere, possibly somewhere worse, and you might incarnate as another [[Chris-chan]]. Buddhism teaches that escape from life is from complete apathy to everything, even pain, and you get that way through insight. But anyone reaching that level of insight would simply achieve godlike powers like what [[L. Ron Hubbard]] claims [[Scientology]] can get you, and you don&#039;t hear of anyone robbing banks through [[Psion Guild|telekinesis]], so you know Buddhist meditation does not work.&lt;br /&gt;
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==ZOMb!1==&lt;br /&gt;
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You can run but you can&#039;t hide; Buddha is deeply encoded into the mathematical level of existence itself.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;QsWEbx2wOBM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(WARNING: Seriously gay-ass music)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Celebrity Buddhists ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[image:free_tibet.jpeg|thumb|Buddhism&#039;s answer to [[the Pope]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:mike reid lama.jpg|thumb|EastEnders&#039; answer to Buddha]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Aaron Alexis]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Beastie Boys]] (who are [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|DOING IT WRONG!]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cadmus]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kurt Cobain]] (also Jainist)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tony Stark|Robert Downey, Jr.]] (also Jewish)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hidoshi]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kato|Katō Tomohiro]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kevin and Kat|Kevin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Richard Gere]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Steve Jobs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[George Lucas]] (also [[Christian|Methodist]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tila Tequila|Tila Nguyễn]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[OldDirtyBtard]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chan Ho Park]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Stoner-chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tiger Woods]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hard Gay|Sumitani Masaki]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Legend of Korra|Tenzin]] [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Gyatso]] (The 14th and current Dalai Lama. He is [[Fellatio|praised and revered]] by Buddhists, especially those in his native country of [[Tibet]], despite having ruled Tibet with an iron fist that included inequality between [[Pedophilia|priests]] and [[Slavery|serfs]] and [[Torture|torturing]] those who committed crimes by [[Guro|gouging out their eyes, ripping out their toungues and/or disemboweling them]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7t2Ztb92mE Enjoy, Buddhafags].)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nevada-tan|Tsuji Natsumi]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Otoya Yamaguchi|Yamaguchi Otoya]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Keanu Reeves|Keanu Reeves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chuck Norris|Steven Seagal]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Practices and Beliefs of Buddhism ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Enlightenment]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Lulz]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Karma]] (see [[Troll&#039;s Remorse]])&lt;br /&gt;
*Heaven is no longer only for [[Christians]] (see Pure Land Buddhism)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{cg|Buddha Memes|buddha|center|&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Massive-golden-temples.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Body-is-temple.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Poop-river-twice.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Diaper-changes-us.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Yolo-bitch-please.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Stoned-buddha.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Buddha-hot-dog.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Buddha-in-diaper.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Buddha-not-really.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Care-not-monk.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Religions}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{truth}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:People]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Buddha</title>
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		<updated>2026-03-03T00:46:32Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{squote|If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him.|Paradoxical Buddhist saying}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{ib|[[File:DEL buddha.png|400px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&#039;&#039;I AM THE LEAN-MEAN PROPHET OF GOD!&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Buddha&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Born&#039;&#039;&#039;|480 BC}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Died&#039;&#039;&#039;|400 BC (aged 80)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[India|Currynigger]] [[File:Flag_of_Pakistan.jpg|21px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Occupation&#039;&#039;&#039;|Prince, playboy, bored richfag.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Religion name&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;Buddhism&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Preceded by&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Moses]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Followed by&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Jesus Christ]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Current location&#039;&#039;&#039;|Kushinagar, India}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nicknames&#039;&#039;&#039;|&lt;br /&gt;
*Siddartha Gautama&lt;br /&gt;
*The Bloated One&lt;br /&gt;
*Jabba the Hutt&lt;br /&gt;
*Manuel Uribe Sr&lt;br /&gt;
*The 600lb sage&lt;br /&gt;
*Fatcunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:lolbuddha.jpg|thumb|Buddha didn&#039;t die for your sins. [[amirite|moar liek]] [[HNNNNNNGGGGG]]!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Buddha&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Siddhartha Gautama) A chappy in [[India]] who had a look about and thought to himself &amp;quot;this life is pretty shite tbh&amp;quot; and so decided to sit down and have a little think about [[lulz|meaning and purpose]] and shit.  After a few years, he hadn&#039;t really concluded much but he did find that if he sat about for a long time and stopped thinking about [[life|horrible shit]] then he felt a bit better.  Buddha was a [[Too lazy|lazy cunt]] and didn&#039;t want to acknowledge the fact that he&#039;d wasted his life [[Masturbation|fapping]] under a tree.  So he made up some [[crap|cock and balls]] about [[karma]] and rebirth and begged people for rice in return for [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|enlightenment]].  Over the years the Buddha&#039;s elaborate [[troll|trolling]] gathered quite a following.  [[fag|Bell ends]] from every corner of [[India|curry land]] signed up, and each brought their own superstitions and ideas.  Soon enough Buddhism had evolved from &amp;quot;sitting down and not thinking about [[You|how shit you are]]&amp;quot; to what it is today: a refuge for [[Sick fuck|closeted faggots and sexually repressed life failers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Actually the point of Buddhism is just to relax your body so it isn&#039;t tense which creates pain. It&#039;s the middle way between nihilism (not caring about anything) and stressing out or becoming depressed over every little thing. Total relaxation means automatic win, whether you die or live, exist or not exist, commit suicide or murder does not matter. I&#039;ve seen people practicing this: the end result is their body looks like it&#039;s full of space. But this is a mistake. Tension makes people&#039;s bodies look like a clenched fist or like Ronald Reagan. The middle looks like the body is full of a very fine dust or fog. This fills you with tremendous bliss. The path that I know of is this: extreme dissatisfaction to motivate extreme effort to motivate total relaxation to learn extreme relaxation. You can skip any previous step if and only if you can verifiably do the next step without the previous. Practicing total relaxation is automatic win, so that&#039;s the easiest thing possible. Practicing correct relaxation can be done by using a mantra like &amp;quot;I wonder [what to do],&amp;quot; keeping the mind open but keeping the eyes open as well. It protects you from stress and depression, because you wonder whether you should really get involved/feed the phenomenon, but it also protects you from nihilism because you doubt whether total relaxation is really a good idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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A word from the same editor: I had a long conversation with a 15-year-old monk who wished to remain anonymous. Apparently many Buddhist monks are child-abusing pedophiles! He said it happens at practically every monastery. Not all Buddhists are bad (I am a Buddhist) but these people have to be exposed and stopped! It&#039;s not consensual sex, the kids are coerced, manipulated, pressured, forced into sex! And no one talks about it or exposes it for some reason, probably because they feel guilty for tarnishing the reputation of Buddhism, which is responsible for so much good in the world. We need to get the word out on the internet and IRL and expose these creeps! I&#039;ve emailed Buddhist organizations, called news agencies, and notified the FBI and CIA. Please help expose these guys if you can. Thank you for listening.&lt;br /&gt;
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Noteworthy: For a long time the Buddha would not let [[Wimmins|women]] be Buddhists, insisting that they should remain [[in the kitchen]] ([[Fact]]). He also maintained that [[fag|homosexuals]] could not attain [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|enlightenment]] ([[fact]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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Even more noteworthy: In the Vinaya Pitika ([[rules]]) there is a passage that details the punishment for auto-[[buttsecks|sodomy]] (buttfucking yourself) and one [[expert|BADMUN]] monk is cited as a perpetrator ([[fact]])&lt;br /&gt;
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More noteworthy still: [[some argue]] that since Buddhism does not have a revered deity, it is not a [[religion]], but a [[philosophy]], despite the large number of [[Harry Potter|enchanted guest stars]] present that would clearly indicate otherwise. [[99%|The vast majority]] of people, however, [[Nobody cares|do not care]] about this [[hipster|hipster cult]].  Buddhism says to embrace reality you must escape reality, which doesn&#039;t make sense.  Or say &amp;quot;Avoid all attachment, but follow sacred Buddhist doctrine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Complete Biography ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Buddha was born Siddy Gaudy, a prince in northern [[India]]. After seeing a hobo, a funeral, and a holy man on the same day, he got pissed and left his wife and kids. This practice of ditching your so-called loved ones for would soon become popular among black persons in the [[At least 100 years ago|1970s, &#039;80s and &#039;90s]]. He joined a group of ascetics, who were the [[cutters]] and [[pro-ana]] of his [[Last Thursday|time]]. He sat around all day listening to depressing sitar music, writing [[emo]] poems about how his [[The_Fresh_Prince_of_Bel-Air|parents didn&#039;t understand]], and [[Pro-ana|not eating]] (which is really easy to do in India). After a while, he noticed this was retarded, and decided to &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;just meditate&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; and eat some [[Drug#Shrooms|shrooms]] under a tree. After having some [[drug#lsd|crazy visions]] and [[Shit Bricks|shitting bricks]], he apparently achieved [[enlightenment]] after finding [[furfag|himself]], making him the happiest hopped up druggy motherfucker [[evar]]. He did not, however, die for your sins, because sin hadn&#039;t been invented yet and he was too lazy to get off his [[McDonald&#039;s|fat ass]] to invent them anyway. Now, he is worshiped by [[leftards]] [[4chan|all over the world]] [[BAWWW|to show their mommies and daddies how trendy they are]].&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:JesusMohammedMossesBuddha.jpg|thumb|Buddha rocked [[Jews|Abraham]] hard.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Followers of Buddha ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Buddha himself being [[Some argue|reportedly]] perfect in every way (except for his brief [[fat]] and [[ana]] phases), his followers often manage to be [[fucktard]]ed [[douchebag]]s. For example, his fans at {{ljcomm|Buddhists}} can generally be found  [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1559736.html whining about trolling], [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1541375.html telling people that they&#039;re going to hell], and [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1509572.html taking the internet way too seriously]. Other popular online Buddhist activities include creating [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhism/profile failed communities] and babbling about [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1889618.html completely irrelevant shit] for [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1520945.html no apparent reason].&lt;br /&gt;
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Only the [[China|Chinese]] [[azn]] retards depict Buddha as a fatty, since they never considered that living on [[drugs|hemp seeds]] alone and spending all your time meditating and sleeping in the woods doesn&#039;t leave you many opportunities to become Jabba the Hutt. These fat [[dickhead]]s often display such &amp;quot;[[art]]&amp;quot; in their [[American]] restaurants, where they avoid the total lack of talent that would have doomed them to starvation in [[China]] by serving the Chinese equivalent of a ham and cheese sandwich and charging 20 bucks for it. Their &amp;quot;Buddha&amp;quot; statues help to support the idea that just because you&#039;re morbidly obese from a diet of beer and deep-fried Cheetos doesn&#039;t mean you can&#039;t achieve eternal bliss and start one of the largest religions in world history. Enjoy your [[SARS]] and bird flu, Chinafags.&lt;br /&gt;
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== U guyz i am ttly deep an sprtual! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Buddhism is a popular trend among filthy stinking [[Hippy|hippies]] and morbidly obese psychic mediums; owing to the fact that it is vaguely [[Azn|exotic]] and lets the believer look deep and intelligent without having to provide any further evidence. Despite the huge numbers of [[Fangirls|devotees]], most of these incense-reeking robe-wearing bongmonkeys have absolutely no idea what Buddhism is- upon being prompted, the reply will be to the effect of [[Drugs|&amp;quot;whoah man, it&#039;s like, and yeah, mystical and yeah&amp;quot;]]. One could attribute the total ignorance to the fact that these are the same people that believe in crystal healing and fornication with plant life, and one would likely be correct. Their complete ignorance of all aspects of the doctrine will not, however, prevent them from ostentatiously displaying statues of Buddha.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Buddha - The Original Emo ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Buddhists believe that [[Moar|&amp;quot;duhkha&amp;quot;]], or suffering, [[philosophy|is the fundamental truth of existence]]. According to [[shit nobody cares about|some fgt named Rupert Gethin]], &amp;quot;The Buddha taught that all life is suffering, and the only way to escape suffering is to escape from life.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Translated: [[Emo|Everything sucks]] and you should [[An hero|permaban yourself IRL]]. Why more Buddhists do not do this is unknown, but it would sure be nice if they did. Of course, one reason is that Buddhism teaches that if you become [[an hero]], then you&#039;ll just reincarnate somewhere, possibly somewhere worse, and you might incarnate as another [[Chris-chan]]. Buddhism teaches that escape from life is from complete apathy to everything, even pain, and you get that way through insight. But anyone reaching that level of insight would simply achieve godlike powers like what [[L. Ron Hubbard]] claims [[Scientology]] can get you, and you don&#039;t hear of anyone robbing banks through [[Psion Guild|telekinesis]], so you know Buddhist meditation does not work.&lt;br /&gt;
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==ZOMb!1==&lt;br /&gt;
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You can run but you can&#039;t hide; Buddha is deeply encoded into the mathematical level of existence itself.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Celebrity Buddhists ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[image:free_tibet.jpeg|thumb|Buddhism&#039;s answer to [[the Pope]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:mike reid lama.jpg|thumb|EastEnders&#039; answer to Buddha]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Aaron Alexis]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Beastie Boys]] (who are [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|DOING IT WRONG!]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cadmus]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kurt Cobain]] (also Jainist)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tony Stark|Robert Downey, Jr.]] (also Jewish)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hidoshi]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kato|Katō Tomohiro]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kevin and Kat|Kevin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Richard Gere]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Steve Jobs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[George Lucas]] (also [[Christian|Methodist]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tila Tequila|Tila Nguyễn]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[OldDirtyBtard]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chan Ho Park]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Stoner-chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tiger Woods]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hard Gay|Sumitani Masaki]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Legend of Korra|Tenzin]] [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Gyatso]] (The 14th and current Dalai Lama. He is [[Fellatio|praised and revered]] by Buddhists, especially those in his native country of [[Tibet]], despite having ruled Tibet with an iron fist that included inequality between [[Pedophilia|priests]] and [[Slavery|serfs]] and [[Torture|torturing]] those who committed crimes by [[Guro|gouging out their eyes, ripping out their toungues and/or disemboweling them]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7t2Ztb92mE Enjoy, Buddhafags].)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nevada-tan|Tsuji Natsumi]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Otoya Yamaguchi|Yamaguchi Otoya]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Keanu Reeves|Keanu Reeves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chuck Norris|Steven Seagal]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Practices and Beliefs of Buddhism ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Enlightenment]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Lulz]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Karma]] (see [[Troll&#039;s Remorse]])&lt;br /&gt;
*Heaven is no longer only for [[Christians]] (see Pure Land Buddhism)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{squote|If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him.|Paradoxical Buddhist saying}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{ib|[[File:DEL buddha.png|400px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&#039;&#039;I AM THE LEAN-MEAN PROPHET OF GOD!&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Buddha&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Born&#039;&#039;&#039;|480 BC}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Died&#039;&#039;&#039;|400 BC (aged 80)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[India|Currynigger]] [[File:Flag_of_Pakistan.jpg|21px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Occupation&#039;&#039;&#039;|Prince, playboy, bored richfag.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Religion name&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;Buddhism&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Preceded by&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Moses]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Followed by&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Jesus Christ]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Current location&#039;&#039;&#039;|Kushinagar, India}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nicknames&#039;&#039;&#039;|&lt;br /&gt;
*Siddartha Gautama&lt;br /&gt;
*The Bloated One&lt;br /&gt;
*Jabba the Hutt&lt;br /&gt;
*Manuel Uribe Sr&lt;br /&gt;
*The 600lb sage&lt;br /&gt;
*Fatcunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:lolbuddha.jpg|thumb|Buddha didn&#039;t die for your sins. [[amirite|moar liek]] [[HNNNNNNGGGGG]]!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Buddha&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Siddhartha Gautama) A chappy in [[India]] who had a look about and thought to himself &amp;quot;this life is pretty shite tbh&amp;quot; and so decided to sit down and have a little think about [[lulz|meaning and purpose]] and shit.  After a few years, he hadn&#039;t really concluded much but he did find that if he sat about for a long time and stopped thinking about [[life|horrible shit]] then he felt a bit better.  Buddha was a [[Too lazy|lazy cunt]] and didn&#039;t want to acknowledge the fact that he&#039;d wasted his life [[Masturbation|fapping]] under a tree.  So he made up some [[crap|cock and balls]] about [[karma]] and rebirth and begged people for rice in return for [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|enlightenment]].  Over the years the Buddha&#039;s elaborate [[troll|trolling]] gathered quite a following.  [[fag|Bell ends]] from every corner of [[India|curry land]] signed up, and each brought their own superstitions and ideas.  Soon enough Buddhism had evolved from &amp;quot;sitting down and not thinking about [[You|how shit you are]]&amp;quot; to what it is today: a refuge for [[Sick fuck|closeted faggots and sexually repressed life failers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Actually the point of Buddhism is just to relax your body so it isn&#039;t tense which creates pain. It&#039;s the middle way between nihilism (not caring about anything) and stressing out or becoming depressed over every little thing. Total relaxation means automatic win, whether you die or live, exist or not exist, commit suicide or murder does not matter. I&#039;ve seen people practicing this: the end result is their body looks like it&#039;s full of space. But this is a mistake. Tension makes people&#039;s bodies look like a clenched fist or like Ronald Reagan. The middle looks like the body is full of a very fine dust or fog. This fills you with tremendous bliss. The path that I know of is this: extreme dissatisfaction to motivate extreme effort to motivate total relaxation to learn extreme relaxation. You can skip any previous step if and only if you can verifiably do the next step without the previous. Practicing total relaxation is automatic win, so that&#039;s the easiest thing possible. Practicing correct relaxation can be done by using a mantra like &amp;quot;I wonder [what to do],&amp;quot; keeping the mind open but keeping the eyes open as well. It protects you from stress and depression, because you wonder whether you should really get involved/feed the phenomenon, but it also protects you from nihilism because you doubt whether total relaxation is really a good idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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A word from the same editor: I had a long conversation with a 15-year-old monk who wished to remain anonymous. Apparently many Buddhist monks are child-abusing pedophiles! He said it happens at practically every monastery. Not all Buddhists are bad (I am a Buddhist) but these people have to be exposed and stopped! It&#039;s not consensual sex, the kids are coerced, manipulated, pressured, forced into sex! And no one talks about it or exposes it for some reason, probably because they feel guilty for tarnishing the reputation of Buddhism, which is responsible for so much good in the world. We need to get the word out on the internet and IRL and expose these creeps! I&#039;ve emailed Buddhist organizations, called news agencies, and notified the FBI and CIA. Please help expose these guys if you can. Thank you for listening.&lt;br /&gt;
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Noteworthy: For a long time the Buddha would not let [[Wimmins|women]] be Buddhists, insisting that they should remain [[in the kitchen]] ([[Fact]]). He also maintained that [[fag|homosexuals]] could not attain [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|enlightenment]] ([[fact]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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Even more noteworthy: In the Vinaya Pitika ([[rules]]) there is a passage that details the punishment for auto-[[buttsecks|sodomy]] (buttfucking yourself) and one [[expert|BADMUN]] monk is cited as a perpetrator ([[fact]])&lt;br /&gt;
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More noteworthy still: [[some argue]] that since Buddhism does not have a revered deity, it is not a [[religion]], but a [[philosophy]], despite the large number of [[Harry Potter|enchanted guest stars]] present that would clearly indicate otherwise. [[99%|The vast majority]] of people, however, [[Nobody cares|do not care]] about this [[hipster|hipster cult]].  Buddhism says to embrace reality you must escape reality, which doesn&#039;t make sense.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Complete Biography ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Buddha was born Siddy Gaudy, a prince in northern [[India]]. After seeing a hobo, a funeral, and a holy man on the same day, he got pissed and left his wife and kids. This practice of ditching your so-called loved ones for would soon become popular among black persons in the [[At least 100 years ago|1970s, &#039;80s and &#039;90s]]. He joined a group of ascetics, who were the [[cutters]] and [[pro-ana]] of his [[Last Thursday|time]]. He sat around all day listening to depressing sitar music, writing [[emo]] poems about how his [[The_Fresh_Prince_of_Bel-Air|parents didn&#039;t understand]], and [[Pro-ana|not eating]] (which is really easy to do in India). After a while, he noticed this was retarded, and decided to &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;just meditate&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; and eat some [[Drug#Shrooms|shrooms]] under a tree. After having some [[drug#lsd|crazy visions]] and [[Shit Bricks|shitting bricks]], he apparently achieved [[enlightenment]] after finding [[furfag|himself]], making him the happiest hopped up druggy motherfucker [[evar]]. He did not, however, die for your sins, because sin hadn&#039;t been invented yet and he was too lazy to get off his [[McDonald&#039;s|fat ass]] to invent them anyway. Now, he is worshiped by [[leftards]] [[4chan|all over the world]] [[BAWWW|to show their mommies and daddies how trendy they are]].&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:JesusMohammedMossesBuddha.jpg|thumb|Buddha rocked [[Jews|Abraham]] hard.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Followers of Buddha ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Buddha himself being [[Some argue|reportedly]] perfect in every way (except for his brief [[fat]] and [[ana]] phases), his followers often manage to be [[fucktard]]ed [[douchebag]]s. For example, his fans at {{ljcomm|Buddhists}} can generally be found  [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1559736.html whining about trolling], [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1541375.html telling people that they&#039;re going to hell], and [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1509572.html taking the internet way too seriously]. Other popular online Buddhist activities include creating [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhism/profile failed communities] and babbling about [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1889618.html completely irrelevant shit] for [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1520945.html no apparent reason].&lt;br /&gt;
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Only the [[China|Chinese]] [[azn]] retards depict Buddha as a fatty, since they never considered that living on [[drugs|hemp seeds]] alone and spending all your time meditating and sleeping in the woods doesn&#039;t leave you many opportunities to become Jabba the Hutt. These fat [[dickhead]]s often display such &amp;quot;[[art]]&amp;quot; in their [[American]] restaurants, where they avoid the total lack of talent that would have doomed them to starvation in [[China]] by serving the Chinese equivalent of a ham and cheese sandwich and charging 20 bucks for it. Their &amp;quot;Buddha&amp;quot; statues help to support the idea that just because you&#039;re morbidly obese from a diet of beer and deep-fried Cheetos doesn&#039;t mean you can&#039;t achieve eternal bliss and start one of the largest religions in world history. Enjoy your [[SARS]] and bird flu, Chinafags.&lt;br /&gt;
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== U guyz i am ttly deep an sprtual! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Buddhism is a popular trend among filthy stinking [[Hippy|hippies]] and morbidly obese psychic mediums; owing to the fact that it is vaguely [[Azn|exotic]] and lets the believer look deep and intelligent without having to provide any further evidence. Despite the huge numbers of [[Fangirls|devotees]], most of these incense-reeking robe-wearing bongmonkeys have absolutely no idea what Buddhism is- upon being prompted, the reply will be to the effect of [[Drugs|&amp;quot;whoah man, it&#039;s like, and yeah, mystical and yeah&amp;quot;]]. One could attribute the total ignorance to the fact that these are the same people that believe in crystal healing and fornication with plant life, and one would likely be correct. Their complete ignorance of all aspects of the doctrine will not, however, prevent them from ostentatiously displaying statues of Buddha.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Buddha - The Original Emo ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Buddhists believe that [[Moar|&amp;quot;duhkha&amp;quot;]], or suffering, [[philosophy|is the fundamental truth of existence]]. According to [[shit nobody cares about|some fgt named Rupert Gethin]], &amp;quot;The Buddha taught that all life is suffering, and the only way to escape suffering is to escape from life.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Translated: [[Emo|Everything sucks]] and you should [[An hero|permaban yourself IRL]]. Why more Buddhists do not do this is unknown, but it would sure be nice if they did. Of course, one reason is that Buddhism teaches that if you become [[an hero]], then you&#039;ll just reincarnate somewhere, possibly somewhere worse, and you might incarnate as another [[Chris-chan]]. Buddhism teaches that escape from life is from complete apathy to everything, even pain, and you get that way through insight. But anyone reaching that level of insight would simply achieve godlike powers like what [[L. Ron Hubbard]] claims [[Scientology]] can get you, and you don&#039;t hear of anyone robbing banks through [[Psion Guild|telekinesis]], so you know Buddhist meditation does not work.&lt;br /&gt;
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==ZOMb!1==&lt;br /&gt;
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You can run but you can&#039;t hide; Buddha is deeply encoded into the mathematical level of existence itself.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;QsWEbx2wOBM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(WARNING: Seriously gay-ass music)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Celebrity Buddhists ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[image:free_tibet.jpeg|thumb|Buddhism&#039;s answer to [[the Pope]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:mike reid lama.jpg|thumb|EastEnders&#039; answer to Buddha]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Aaron Alexis]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Beastie Boys]] (who are [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|DOING IT WRONG!]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cadmus]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kurt Cobain]] (also Jainist)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tony Stark|Robert Downey, Jr.]] (also Jewish)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hidoshi]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kato|Katō Tomohiro]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kevin and Kat|Kevin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Richard Gere]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Steve Jobs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[George Lucas]] (also [[Christian|Methodist]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tila Tequila|Tila Nguyễn]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[OldDirtyBtard]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chan Ho Park]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Stoner-chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tiger Woods]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hard Gay|Sumitani Masaki]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Legend of Korra|Tenzin]] [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Gyatso]] (The 14th and current Dalai Lama. He is [[Fellatio|praised and revered]] by Buddhists, especially those in his native country of [[Tibet]], despite having ruled Tibet with an iron fist that included inequality between [[Pedophilia|priests]] and [[Slavery|serfs]] and [[Torture|torturing]] those who committed crimes by [[Guro|gouging out their eyes, ripping out their toungues and/or disemboweling them]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7t2Ztb92mE Enjoy, Buddhafags].)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nevada-tan|Tsuji Natsumi]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Otoya Yamaguchi|Yamaguchi Otoya]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Keanu Reeves|Keanu Reeves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chuck Norris|Steven Seagal]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Practices and Beliefs of Buddhism ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Enlightenment]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Lulz]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Karma]] (see [[Troll&#039;s Remorse]])&lt;br /&gt;
*Heaven is no longer only for [[Christians]] (see Pure Land Buddhism)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Body-is-temple.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Poop-river-twice.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Diaper-changes-us.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Yolo-bitch-please.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Stoned-buddha.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Buddha-hot-dog.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Buddha-in-diaper.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Buddha-not-really.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Care-not-monk.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Religions}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{truth}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:People]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>Transphobia</title>
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		<updated>2026-03-03T00:42:55Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: &lt;/p&gt;
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{{squote|&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Homophobia/Transphobia are words out of the Devil&#039;s dictionary.  They are words used by the dead to denigrate those who oppose them.  They that use them are under a strong delusion to believe the lie.  If they persecute you, rejoice and be exceedingly glad for great is your reward in heaven-&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|&#039;&#039;&#039;Matthew 5:10-12&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Pic funtransfobia.gif|thumb|right|Its a trap!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Transphobia&#039;&#039;&#039; AKA &#039;&#039;&#039;common sense&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[bullshit]] term to describe every person who isn&#039;t transgendered. Because the only way to not be transphobic is to be transgendered, and even then, if you disagree that every non-tranny is transphobic, you are perpetuating the transphobia you have for yourself. Transphobia refers to the reasonable fear of the abominations that are [[transgender|trannies]] in any shape or form.  People who suffer from this &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;are scared of&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;hate&#039;&#039; gender-confused [[vampire|mental cases]], and would kill them if they could, like [[God Hates Fags|any good american.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Trannies are known hypocrites for wanting to be considered, by straights, as whatever gender they feel like being at that specific point in their life, yet will not have relationships with other trannies originally of the opposite gender.  In the end they&#039;re just confused [[faggot|gheys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Next time someone calls you transphobic, tell them it&#039;s like &amp;quot;Naziphobia&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transphobia==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Tansphobiawrong.png|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family:impact;color:red;font-weight:bold;font-size: 55px&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;TRANSPHOBIA&amp;quot; IS NOT A REAL WORD!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Causes of Transphobia==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:TwoModels.jpg|thumb|right|Who has the right to know they&#039;re [[fap|fapping]] to a [[trap|man-girl]]? Really, now?]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Like with homophobia, people can become transphobic when they see others [[rape|violating]] a fundamental element of the [[people|human]] reproduction system, gender, which is required for our [[evolution]] as a species.&lt;br /&gt;
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The operation trannies often undergo to solidify their delusion is another cause of transphobia, many [[Otherkin]] believe they&#039;re [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|werewolves]], however at least they don&#039;t go under the knife to show everyone they [[Cock|meet]] that they&#039;re a [[Insane|wackjob]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Even with the [[THE BEST]] SEX CHANGE [[EVAR]] trannies will still get dumped and likely puked on by any straight person who might fall for their ruse, unless they&#039;re as desperate as [[you]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:SRSstage1.jpg|Pre-op&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SRSstage2.jpg|OH GOD&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SRSstage3.jpg|Vaginoplasty&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SRSstage4.jpg|[[Starcraft|Construction complete]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Solution to Transphobia===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[lulz|Quit gender-segregating the lockers and bathrooms, draft women and men, and have only unisex sports teams]], you silly!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Trannies==&lt;br /&gt;
====[[Chris Crocker]]====&lt;br /&gt;
We are not sure whether Chris is male or female, it could be a [[Trap]].  If it really turned out to have a pussy, then of course it wouldn&#039;t be [[gay]].&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Thomas Beatie]]====&lt;br /&gt;
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A particularly confusing case.  [[Some argue]] because it still has a pussy, it&#039;s basically just a particularly hairy [[lesbian|lesbo]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous &#039;Phobes==&lt;br /&gt;
====Jakkee Bryson====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Jakkee Bryson.jpg|thumb|right|Jakkee Bryson, noble troll to the cause.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Fulfilling her duty to lulz, Epic Troll Jakkee Bryson is fighting the good troll fight in an attempt to get a ghey/tranny bar called the Hole in the Wall shut down in San Fransisco.  She lost the appeal to [[banhammer|repeal the Hole in the Wall&#039;s construction permits]], but [[moar]] lulz expected to ensue if she does indeed take the matter to a higher court. &lt;br /&gt;
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[http://www.baybigr.com/?s=jakkee+bryson&amp;amp;x=0&amp;amp;y=0 Record of her lulzy trollings.]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Epic/Lulzy Cases of Transphobic Crime==&lt;br /&gt;
====Brandon Teena====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Transphobia kills (2).jpg|thumb|right|KILL THEM ALL!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Brandon Teena, born Teena Renae Brandon in Lincoln, Nebraska, and known simply as Brandon, [[FTM]] who was [[asking for it]] and was thus accordingly [[Prostitute|raped and murdered]] in one of the most [[epic]] [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|American]] [[kkk|hate crimes]] of the [[Homosexuality|1990s]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Brandon is the subject of the 1999 film &#039;&#039;[[O RLY|Boys Don&#039;t Cry]]&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
Brandon Teena was born a [[woman|female]] in Lincoln, Nebraska.  Brandon&#039;s family described Brandon as a &amp;quot;tomboy&amp;quot;.  While Brandon was still living as a girl, Brandon was [[incest|sexually assaulted by a male relative]]- only to be [[raped]], harassed by the cops for being a [[Transgender|trannie]] while filing [[lie|his]] [[rape]] report, and then [[murder]]ed by the same men who [[raped]] [[lie|him]]- later on in life.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transphobia [[OL]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Even traps hate traps===&lt;br /&gt;
In the red corner are a group of OL traps (one can never assume it&#039;s not a dude typing with one hand until [[tits or gtfo|pics]] are obtained) who claim they are not traps. They believe they were born with &amp;quot;Harry Benjamin Syndrome,&amp;quot; Harry Benjamin being the first person to study trannies, and call themselves HBSers or [[wut|women born transsexuals]]. Because of this they are OMG NOT TRANSSEXUELLS, but merely [[ppl]] born with deformed [[cunt]]s that just happen to look like fully functional [[cock]]s and [[ball]]s. They spend their time [[OTI]] &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;circlejerking&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; fingerbanging each other about how they are OMG TTLY REAL WIMMINS [[am i rite|AM I RITE]] and how anyone not like them (i.e. anyone who doesn&#039;t want to cut off their cock, put on a dress and pretend to be a stepford wife) is a [[irony|mentally ill]] self-hating [[fgt]]. They also don&#039;t believe in [[FTM]]s. Popular blogs by HBSers include [http://justjenniferblog.blogspot.com/ Just Jennifer] and [http://sophiaofthescythes.wordpress.com Sophia of the Scythes].&lt;br /&gt;
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In the blue corner are the &amp;quot;[[transgendered]]&amp;quot; [[ppl]] who will make literally no effort towards passing, content to simply call themselves trannies and watch the sympathy roll in. Take for example [http://jasperswardrobe.wordpress.com Jasper], who calls himself &amp;quot;[[wut|just your average straight white guy with a cunt]]&amp;quot; and claims that, even though he has a fucking beard, by putting on earrings and the occasional dress, he is a REAL [[woman|WOMAN]] and everyone must treat him as such, or they are being  [[conservative|right-wing]] gender [[Nazi|fascists]]. [[Retard]] or best trap [[troll]] [[evar]]? You decide.&lt;br /&gt;
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Lately, there have been border skirmishes between the two camps, neither realizing that they are both just [[faggot]]s who took the [[Chris-chan]] way out, and if one can stomach self-loathing [[emo]] [[traps]] enough to follow along, [[lulz]] will surely be the end result.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Copypasta==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Is Transgendered Surgery Amoral?===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:So Fresh.png|thumb|So fresh, so [[ethnic cleansing|CLEAN]]]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I have been considering TG cosmetic surgery to help me become the woman I&#039;ve always wanted to be. However, there are several issues I am grappling with, and I was hoping you could help sort these out.&lt;br /&gt;
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1. The surgery will only simulate the appearance of femininity, to a limited extent. I will always have an X and a Y chromosome, no matter how much of my savings I spend on these procedures. Additionally, I will always have been born male, and I feel I would be deceiving others by merely altering my appearance.&lt;br /&gt;
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2. I fear this surgery may be vain and petty. Is my personality so frail that my true identity cannot shine through a healthy body free of deformities or physical injuries?&lt;br /&gt;
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3. Would I be stating &amp;quot;one sex is better than the other&amp;quot; by doing this?&lt;br /&gt;
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4. Would the money be used better if I donated it to charity, and the medical resources not be wasted on a &amp;quot;vanity procedure&amp;quot; (someone else&#039;s words, but really got me thinking)?&lt;br /&gt;
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5. What separates my desire to be a woman from other peoples&#039; desire to be children or even animals? Is transsexualism just another fetish, a purely psychological condition?&lt;br /&gt;
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6. I understand I would be happier as a woman, but I would also be even happier as a druggie. Both procedures would negatively affect my physical and social well-being, so how am I not as much a druggie in a sober body as a man in a woman&#039;s body?&lt;br /&gt;
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7. Even if I am a beautiful woman in a man&#039;s body, do only my financial resources give me the privilege of surgery? If so, is it evil for me not to use the money to finance the recovery of burn victims, whom also require cosmetic procedures? Surely they too have bodies which do not reflect their true nature - in fact, even more so than I!&lt;br /&gt;
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I really, really want to see a woman in the mirror, but I like to think of myself as a moral, enlightened person. I simply cannot go through with the procedures with these moral queries unresolved.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Do Modeling Firms Have A Right To Know?===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:WhyWouldTheyCare.jpg|thumb|Who would care if [[trannie|she had a dick]], really now? ]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I know three MtF friends, all of whom have gone into modeling. None of them have told their employers about their sexual reassignment surgery.&lt;br /&gt;
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Is this a violation of the viewers&#039; autonomy? Do the consumers have the right to know that the people they are looking at were not physically born women?&lt;br /&gt;
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I understand that they may look like they were born female, but a lot of food may taste vegan as well - that does not mean I as a vegan shouldn&#039;t know what&#039;s in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Do Significant Others Have A Right To Know?===&lt;br /&gt;
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I have a friend who has been dating her boyfriend for three months now, and he still does not know about her sexual reassignment surgery. Is he entitled to know - is she deceiving him?&lt;br /&gt;
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===What Place Does Deception Have In The Transsexual Community?===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:Root_of_Transphobia.jpg|thumb|[[rape|Better to ask for forgiveness than permission]]. ]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I understand that many transsexuals who have had cosmetic surgery have gone on to live fairly normal lives as women. However, many do not tell their significant others, employers, etc. about their procedures.&lt;br /&gt;
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Is this a noble lie - giving people a shot at a normal life they would not have after their surgery - or is it violating the right of others to spot a potentially inflammatory situation when they see one?&lt;br /&gt;
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==Forums==&lt;br /&gt;
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Active forums (2+ responses in 1 hour) are marked in [[blackface|boldface]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Troll&#039;s Challenge Trannie Forums ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Transphobic boss.jpg|thumb|right|Every boss&#039; attitude ever on [[faggots]]. [[No exceptions]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.tgforum.com/ TG forum]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.genderlife.com/forum/ubbthreads.php Gender Life]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forum.trueselves.com/ &amp;quot;True Selves&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forum.beginninglifeforums.com/ Beginning Life]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forum.genderpeace.com/ Gender Peace]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[http://www.susans.org/forums/index.php Susan&#039;s Place]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://thetransgenderboards.yuku.com/ The Transgender Boards]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.transe-generation.com/ Trans-Generation]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.whatisgender.net/phpBB3/ What is Gender?]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Easy Trollin&#039; Trannie Forums ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:A few reasons why.jpg|thumb|right|Why?  B/c you&#039;re a [[faggot|fggt!]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[http://www.myhusbandbetty.com/community/ My Husband Betty]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.trannyweb.com/ Tranny Web]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.tgpoint.com/ TG point]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://etransgender.com/viewforum.php?f=1 eTransgender]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/forumdisplay.php?f=435 Hip Forums]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.xsorbit2.com/users/laurasplayground/index.cgi Laura&#039;s Playground]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://venusenvycomic.yuku.com/forum/view/id/3 Venus Envy]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://pseudochainsaw.yuku.com/forum/view/id/4 Strap-on.org]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Yahoo Groups ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Tranny forum troll.JPG|thumb|right|Lol tranny forum trolling.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/NYAGRA_mailing_list/ NYAGRA mailing list]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/transsexual-uk/ United Kingdom tranny group]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ffs-support/ Facial Feminization Surgery group]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Transsistahs-Transbrothas/ Transsistahs-Transbrothas AKA nigger trannies]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/trans-theory/ Trans theory]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Trannie [[Rape|Dating]] Forums ===&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.transpassions.com/forum/ Transpassions]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://tsgforum.7.forumer.com/ TS &amp;quot;Girl&amp;quot;friend]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.tsmatch.com/ TS Match]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://urnotalone.com/ UR Not Alone]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.tgirlhookup.com/ Tgirl Hookup]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{frame|&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery perrow=5&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transphobia poster.JPG|TOTALLY JUSTIFIED!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transphobia beliefs.gif|How all Transphobics feel.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Tranny that was told properly.jpg|You are [[moar]] liek a [[woman]] now &#039;cause you were [[rape|told properly.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Tranny restrooms.jpg|Lol [[trap]] restrooms.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Gender policy.jpg|How things should be.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article.jpg|Troll Article p.1&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article1.jpg|Troll Article p.2&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article2.jpg|Troll Article p.3&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article3.jpg|Troll Article p.4&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article4.jpg|Troll Article p.5&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article5.jpg|Troll Article p.6&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article6.jpg|Troll Article p.7&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Feminist troll transgender bingo.jpg|Feminists join in on the trolling of [[fag]]s&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Typical MTF ugly tranny asking for it.JPG|Typical MTF ugly tranny; one of the reasons Transphobia exists.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cotton Ceiling]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Transtrender]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fag]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FTM]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ghey]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Leelah Alcorn]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Homophobia]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Homosexuality]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Metrosexual]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Offended]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shemale]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Trap]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[You]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[You Will Never Be A Woman]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ifge.org/news/images/ifgelogo_d.gif&amp;amp;imgrefurl=http://www.ifge.org/news/1998/sept/nws9178.htm&amp;amp;h=224&amp;amp;w=179&amp;amp;sz=11&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;start=2&amp;amp;sig2=AsebEUq1T8dWVL5yy_lITw&amp;amp;um=1&amp;amp;tbnid=058gjmBG_mRsMM:&amp;amp;tbnh=108&amp;amp;tbnw=86&amp;amp;ei=oh1pSP3sLpeuoQTs6rzYDQ&amp;amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkill%2Btransvestite%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1G1GGLQ_ENUS275%26sa%3DG Brazilian cops kill trannies!!!]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://reason.com/blog/2015/01/15/womens-college-cancels-vagina-monologues Annual campus performance of &amp;quot;The Vagina Monolgues&amp;quot; cancelled because it &amp;quot;discriminates against women without vaginas&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://mypage.direct.ca/h/hrp/gendertr.html for all of you who are BAWWWWing]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://questioningtransphobia.wordpress.com/ talk of revising the definition in DMSV-V]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://questioningtransphobia.wordpress.com/ Transphobia &amp;quot;wimmins&amp;quot; movement]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.advocatesforyouth.org/lessonplans/activistally2.htm 14 Ways Homophobia and Transphobia &amp;quot;Affect&amp;quot; Everyone]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.onenewsnow.com/Culture/Default.aspx?id=156956 Epic article with lulzy comments]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Buddha</title>
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{{Ibhead|&#039;&#039;I AM THE LEAN-MEAN PROPHET OF GOD!&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Buddha&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Born&#039;&#039;&#039;|480 BC}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Died&#039;&#039;&#039;|400 BC (aged 80)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[India|Currynigger]] [[File:Flag_of_Pakistan.jpg|21px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Occupation&#039;&#039;&#039;|Prince, playboy, bored richfag.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Religion name&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;Buddhism&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Preceded by&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Moses]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Followed by&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Jesus Christ]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Current location&#039;&#039;&#039;|Kushinagar, India}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nicknames&#039;&#039;&#039;|&lt;br /&gt;
*Siddartha Gautama&lt;br /&gt;
*The Bloated One&lt;br /&gt;
*Jabba the Hutt&lt;br /&gt;
*Manuel Uribe Sr&lt;br /&gt;
*The 600lb sage&lt;br /&gt;
*Fatcunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:lolbuddha.jpg|thumb|Buddha didn&#039;t die for your sins. [[amirite|moar liek]] [[HNNNNNNGGGGG]]!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Buddha&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Siddhartha Gautama) A chappy in [[India]] who had a look about and thought to himself &amp;quot;this life is pretty shite tbh&amp;quot; and so decided to sit down and have a little think about [[lulz|meaning and purpose]] and shit.  After a few years, he hadn&#039;t really concluded much but he did find that if he sat about for a long time and stopped thinking about [[life|horrible shit]] then he felt a bit better.  Buddha was a [[Too lazy|lazy cunt]] and didn&#039;t want to acknowledge the fact that he&#039;d wasted his life [[Masturbation|fapping]] under a tree.  So he made up some [[crap|cock and balls]] about [[karma]] and rebirth and begged people for rice in return for [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|enlightenment]].  Over the years the Buddha&#039;s elaborate [[troll|trolling]] gathered quite a following.  [[fag|Bell ends]] from every corner of [[India|curry land]] signed up, and each brought their own superstitions and ideas.  Soon enough Buddhism had evolved from &amp;quot;sitting down and not thinking about [[You|how shit you are]]&amp;quot; to what it is today: a refuge for [[Sick fuck|closeted faggots and sexually repressed life failers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Actually the point of Buddhism is just to relax your body so it isn&#039;t tense which creates pain. It&#039;s the middle way between nihilism (not caring about anything) and stressing out or becoming depressed over every little thing. Total relaxation means automatic win, whether you die or live, exist or not exist, commit suicide or murder does not matter. I&#039;ve seen people practicing this: the end result is their body looks like it&#039;s full of space. But this is a mistake. Tension makes people&#039;s bodies look like a clenched fist or like Ronald Reagan. The middle looks like the body is full of a very fine dust or fog. This fills you with tremendous bliss. The path that I know of is this: extreme dissatisfaction to motivate extreme effort to motivate total relaxation to learn extreme relaxation. You can skip any previous step if and only if you can verifiably do the next step without the previous. Practicing total relaxation is automatic win, so that&#039;s the easiest thing possible. Practicing correct relaxation can be done by using a mantra like &amp;quot;I wonder [what to do],&amp;quot; keeping the mind open but keeping the eyes open as well. It protects you from stress and depression, because you wonder whether you should really get involved/feed the phenomenon, but it also protects you from nihilism because you doubt whether total relaxation is really a good idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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A word from the same editor: I had a long conversation with a 15-year-old monk who wished to remain anonymous. Apparently many Buddhist monks are child-abusing pedophiles! He said it happens at practically every monastery. Not all Buddhists are bad (I am a Buddhist) but these people have to be exposed and stopped! It&#039;s not consensual sex, the kids are coerced, manipulated, pressured, forced into sex! And no one talks about it or exposes it for some reason, probably because they feel guilty for tarnishing the reputation of Buddhism, which is responsible for so much good in the world. We need to get the word out on the internet and IRL and expose these creeps! I&#039;ve emailed Buddhist organizations, called news agencies, and notified the FBI and CIA. Please help expose these guys if you can. Thank you for listening.&lt;br /&gt;
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Noteworthy: For a long time the Buddha would not let [[Wimmins|women]] be Buddhists, insisting that they should remain [[in the kitchen]] ([[Fact]]). He also maintained that [[fag|homosexuals]] could not attain [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|enlightenment]] ([[fact]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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Even more noteworthy: In the Vinaya Pitika ([[rules]]) there is a passage that details the punishment for auto-[[buttsecks|sodomy]] (buttfucking yourself) and one [[expert|BADMUN]] monk is cited as a perpetrator ([[fact]])&lt;br /&gt;
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More noteworthy still: [[some argue]] that since Buddhism does not have a revered deity, it is not a [[religion]], but a [[philosophy]], despite the large number of [[Harry Potter|enchanted guest stars]] present that would clearly indicate otherwise. [[99%|The vast majority]] of people, however, [[Nobody cares|do not care]] about this [[hipster|hipster cult]].  Buddhism says to embrace reality you must escape reality, which doesn&#039;t make sense.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even they say &amp;quot;If you meet the Buddha on the road, &#039;&#039;&#039;kill him&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
== Complete Biography ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Buddha was born Siddy Gaudy, a prince in northern [[India]]. After seeing a hobo, a funeral, and a holy man on the same day, he got pissed and left his wife and kids. This practice of ditching your so-called loved ones for would soon become popular among black persons in the [[At least 100 years ago|1970s, &#039;80s and &#039;90s]]. He joined a group of ascetics, who were the [[cutters]] and [[pro-ana]] of his [[Last Thursday|time]]. He sat around all day listening to depressing sitar music, writing [[emo]] poems about how his [[The_Fresh_Prince_of_Bel-Air|parents didn&#039;t understand]], and [[Pro-ana|not eating]] (which is really easy to do in India). After a while, he noticed this was retarded, and decided to &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;just meditate&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; and eat some [[Drug#Shrooms|shrooms]] under a tree. After having some [[drug#lsd|crazy visions]] and [[Shit Bricks|shitting bricks]], he apparently achieved [[enlightenment]] after finding [[furfag|himself]], making him the happiest hopped up druggy motherfucker [[evar]]. He did not, however, die for your sins, because sin hadn&#039;t been invented yet and he was too lazy to get off his [[McDonald&#039;s|fat ass]] to invent them anyway. Now, he is worshiped by [[leftards]] [[4chan|all over the world]] [[BAWWW|to show their mommies and daddies how trendy they are]].&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:JesusMohammedMossesBuddha.jpg|thumb|Buddha rocked [[Jews|Abraham]] hard.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Followers of Buddha ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Buddha himself being [[Some argue|reportedly]] perfect in every way (except for his brief [[fat]] and [[ana]] phases), his followers often manage to be [[fucktard]]ed [[douchebag]]s. For example, his fans at {{ljcomm|Buddhists}} can generally be found  [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1559736.html whining about trolling], [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1541375.html telling people that they&#039;re going to hell], and [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1509572.html taking the internet way too seriously]. Other popular online Buddhist activities include creating [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhism/profile failed communities] and babbling about [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1889618.html completely irrelevant shit] for [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1520945.html no apparent reason].&lt;br /&gt;
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Only the [[China|Chinese]] [[azn]] retards depict Buddha as a fatty, since they never considered that living on [[drugs|hemp seeds]] alone and spending all your time meditating and sleeping in the woods doesn&#039;t leave you many opportunities to become Jabba the Hutt. These fat [[dickhead]]s often display such &amp;quot;[[art]]&amp;quot; in their [[American]] restaurants, where they avoid the total lack of talent that would have doomed them to starvation in [[China]] by serving the Chinese equivalent of a ham and cheese sandwich and charging 20 bucks for it. Their &amp;quot;Buddha&amp;quot; statues help to support the idea that just because you&#039;re morbidly obese from a diet of beer and deep-fried Cheetos doesn&#039;t mean you can&#039;t achieve eternal bliss and start one of the largest religions in world history. Enjoy your [[SARS]] and bird flu, Chinafags.&lt;br /&gt;
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== U guyz i am ttly deep an sprtual! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Buddhism is a popular trend among filthy stinking [[Hippy|hippies]] and morbidly obese psychic mediums; owing to the fact that it is vaguely [[Azn|exotic]] and lets the believer look deep and intelligent without having to provide any further evidence. Despite the huge numbers of [[Fangirls|devotees]], most of these incense-reeking robe-wearing bongmonkeys have absolutely no idea what Buddhism is- upon being prompted, the reply will be to the effect of [[Drugs|&amp;quot;whoah man, it&#039;s like, and yeah, mystical and yeah&amp;quot;]]. One could attribute the total ignorance to the fact that these are the same people that believe in crystal healing and fornication with plant life, and one would likely be correct. Their complete ignorance of all aspects of the doctrine will not, however, prevent them from ostentatiously displaying statues of Buddha.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Buddha - The Original Emo ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Buddhists believe that [[Moar|&amp;quot;duhkha&amp;quot;]], or suffering, [[philosophy|is the fundamental truth of existence]]. According to [[shit nobody cares about|some fgt named Rupert Gethin]], &amp;quot;The Buddha taught that all life is suffering, and the only way to escape suffering is to escape from life.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Translated: [[Emo|Everything sucks]] and you should [[An hero|permaban yourself IRL]]. Why more Buddhists do not do this is unknown, but it would sure be nice if they did. Of course, one reason is that Buddhism teaches that if you become [[an hero]], then you&#039;ll just reincarnate somewhere, possibly somewhere worse, and you might incarnate as another [[Chris-chan]]. Buddhism teaches that escape from life is from complete apathy to everything, even pain, and you get that way through insight. But anyone reaching that level of insight would simply achieve godlike powers like what [[L. Ron Hubbard]] claims [[Scientology]] can get you, and you don&#039;t hear of anyone robbing banks through [[Psion Guild|telekinesis]], so you know Buddhist meditation does not work.&lt;br /&gt;
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==ZOMb!1==&lt;br /&gt;
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You can run but you can&#039;t hide; Buddha is deeply encoded into the mathematical level of existence itself.&lt;br /&gt;
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(WARNING: Seriously gay-ass music)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Celebrity Buddhists ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[image:free_tibet.jpeg|thumb|Buddhism&#039;s answer to [[the Pope]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:mike reid lama.jpg|thumb|EastEnders&#039; answer to Buddha]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Aaron Alexis]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Beastie Boys]] (who are [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|DOING IT WRONG!]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cadmus]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kurt Cobain]] (also Jainist)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tony Stark|Robert Downey, Jr.]] (also Jewish)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hidoshi]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kato|Katō Tomohiro]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kevin and Kat|Kevin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Richard Gere]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Steve Jobs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[George Lucas]] (also [[Christian|Methodist]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tila Tequila|Tila Nguyễn]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[OldDirtyBtard]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chan Ho Park]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Stoner-chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tiger Woods]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hard Gay|Sumitani Masaki]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Legend of Korra|Tenzin]] [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Gyatso]] (The 14th and current Dalai Lama. He is [[Fellatio|praised and revered]] by Buddhists, especially those in his native country of [[Tibet]], despite having ruled Tibet with an iron fist that included inequality between [[Pedophilia|priests]] and [[Slavery|serfs]] and [[Torture|torturing]] those who committed crimes by [[Guro|gouging out their eyes, ripping out their toungues and/or disemboweling them]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7t2Ztb92mE Enjoy, Buddhafags].)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nevada-tan|Tsuji Natsumi]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Otoya Yamaguchi|Yamaguchi Otoya]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Keanu Reeves|Keanu Reeves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chuck Norris|Steven Seagal]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Practices and Beliefs of Buddhism ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Enlightenment]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Lulz]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Karma]] (see [[Troll&#039;s Remorse]])&lt;br /&gt;
*Heaven is no longer only for [[Christians]] (see Pure Land Buddhism)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Yolo-bitch-please.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Stoned-buddha.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Buddha</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: &lt;/p&gt;
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{{Ibhead|&#039;&#039;I AM THE LEAN-MEAN PROPHET OF GOD!&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Buddha&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Born&#039;&#039;&#039;|480 BC}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Died&#039;&#039;&#039;|400 BC (aged 80)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[India|Currynigger]] [[File:Flag_of_Pakistan.jpg|21px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Occupation&#039;&#039;&#039;|Prince, playboy, bored richfag.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Religion name&#039;&#039;&#039;|&#039;&#039;Buddhism&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Preceded by&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Moses]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Followed by&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Jesus Christ]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Current location&#039;&#039;&#039;|Kushinagar, India}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nicknames&#039;&#039;&#039;|&lt;br /&gt;
*Siddartha Gautama&lt;br /&gt;
*The Bloated One&lt;br /&gt;
*Jabba the Hutt&lt;br /&gt;
*Manuel Uribe Sr&lt;br /&gt;
*The 600lb sage&lt;br /&gt;
*Fatcunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:lolbuddha.jpg|thumb|Buddha didn&#039;t die for your sins. [[amirite|moar liek]] [[HNNNNNNGGGGG]]!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Buddha&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Powerword]]: Siddhartha Gautama) A chappy in [[India]] who had a look about and thought to himself &amp;quot;this life is pretty shite tbh&amp;quot; and so decided to sit down and have a little think about [[lulz|meaning and purpose]] and shit.  After a few years, he hadn&#039;t really concluded much but he did find that if he sat about for a long time and stopped thinking about [[life|horrible shit]] then he felt a bit better.  Buddha was a [[Too lazy|lazy cunt]] and didn&#039;t want to acknowledge the fact that he&#039;d wasted his life [[Masturbation|fapping]] under a tree.  So he made up some [[crap|cock and balls]] about [[karma]] and rebirth and begged people for rice in return for [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|enlightenment]].  Over the years the Buddha&#039;s elaborate [[troll|trolling]] gathered quite a following.  [[fag|Bell ends]] from every corner of [[India|curry land]] signed up, and each brought their own superstitions and ideas.  Soon enough Buddhism had evolved from &amp;quot;sitting down and not thinking about [[You|how shit you are]]&amp;quot; to what it is today: a refuge for [[Sick fuck|closeted faggots and sexually repressed life failers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Actually the point of Buddhism is just to relax your body so it isn&#039;t tense which creates pain. It&#039;s the middle way between nihilism (not caring about anything) and stressing out or becoming depressed over every little thing. Total relaxation means automatic win, whether you die or live, exist or not exist, commit suicide or murder does not matter. I&#039;ve seen people practicing this: the end result is their body looks like it&#039;s full of space. But this is a mistake. Tension makes people&#039;s bodies look like a clenched fist or like Ronald Reagan. The middle looks like the body is full of a very fine dust or fog. This fills you with tremendous bliss. The path that I know of is this: extreme dissatisfaction to motivate extreme effort to motivate total relaxation to learn extreme relaxation. You can skip any previous step if and only if you can verifiably do the next step without the previous. Practicing total relaxation is automatic win, so that&#039;s the easiest thing possible. Practicing correct relaxation can be done by using a mantra like &amp;quot;I wonder [what to do],&amp;quot; keeping the mind open but keeping the eyes open as well. It protects you from stress and depression, because you wonder whether you should really get involved/feed the phenomenon, but it also protects you from nihilism because you doubt whether total relaxation is really a good idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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A word from the same editor: I had a long conversation with a 15-year-old monk who wished to remain anonymous. Apparently many Buddhist monks are child-abusing pedophiles! He said it happens at practically every monastery. Not all Buddhists are bad (I am a Buddhist) but these people have to be exposed and stopped! It&#039;s not consensual sex, the kids are coerced, manipulated, pressured, forced into sex! And no one talks about it or exposes it for some reason, probably because they feel guilty for tarnishing the reputation of Buddhism, which is responsible for so much good in the world. We need to get the word out on the internet and IRL and expose these creeps! I&#039;ve emailed Buddhist organizations, called news agencies, and notified the FBI and CIA. Please help expose these guys if you can. Thank you for listening.&lt;br /&gt;
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Noteworthy: For a long time the Buddha would not let [[Wimmins|women]] be Buddhists, insisting that they should remain [[in the kitchen]] ([[Fact]]). He also maintained that [[fag|homosexuals]] could not attain [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|enlightenment]] ([[fact]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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Even more noteworthy: In the Vinaya Pitika ([[rules]]) there is a passage that details the punishment for auto-[[buttsecks|sodomy]] (buttfucking yourself) and one [[expert|BADMUN]] monk is cited as a perpetrator ([[fact]])&lt;br /&gt;
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More noteworthy still: [[some argue]] that since Buddhism does not have a revered deity, it is not a [[religion]], but a [[philosophy]], despite the large number of [[Harry Potter|enchanted guest stars]] present that would clearly indicate otherwise. [[99%|The vast majority]] of people, however, [[Nobody cares|do not care]] about this [[hipster|hipster cult]].  Buddhism says to embrace reality you must escape reality, which doesn&#039;t make sense.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Complete Biography ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Buddha was born Siddy Gaudy, a prince in northern [[India]]. After seeing a hobo, a funeral, and a holy man on the same day, he got pissed and left his wife and kids. This practice of ditching your so-called loved ones for would soon become popular among black persons in the [[At least 100 years ago|1970s, &#039;80s and &#039;90s]]. He joined a group of ascetics, who were the [[cutters]] and [[pro-ana]] of his [[Last Thursday|time]]. He sat around all day listening to depressing sitar music, writing [[emo]] poems about how his [[The_Fresh_Prince_of_Bel-Air|parents didn&#039;t understand]], and [[Pro-ana|not eating]] (which is really easy to do in India). After a while, he noticed this was retarded, and decided to &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;just meditate&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; and eat some [[Drug#Shrooms|shrooms]] under a tree. After having some [[drug#lsd|crazy visions]] and [[Shit Bricks|shitting bricks]], he apparently achieved [[enlightenment]] after finding [[furfag|himself]], making him the happiest hopped up druggy motherfucker [[evar]]. He did not, however, die for your sins, because sin hadn&#039;t been invented yet and he was too lazy to get off his [[McDonald&#039;s|fat ass]] to invent them anyway. Now, he is worshiped by [[leftards]] [[4chan|all over the world]] [[BAWWW|to show their mommies and daddies how trendy they are]].&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:JesusMohammedMossesBuddha.jpg|thumb|Buddha rocked [[Jews|Abraham]] hard.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Followers of Buddha ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Buddha himself being [[Some argue|reportedly]] perfect in every way (except for his brief [[fat]] and [[ana]] phases), his followers often manage to be [[fucktard]]ed [[douchebag]]s. For example, his fans at {{ljcomm|Buddhists}} can generally be found  [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1559736.html whining about trolling], [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1541375.html telling people that they&#039;re going to hell], and [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1509572.html taking the internet way too seriously]. Other popular online Buddhist activities include creating [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhism/profile failed communities] and babbling about [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1889618.html completely irrelevant shit] for [http://community.livejournal.com/buddhists/1520945.html no apparent reason].&lt;br /&gt;
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Only the [[China|Chinese]] [[azn]] retards depict Buddha as a fatty, since they never considered that living on [[drugs|hemp seeds]] alone and spending all your time meditating and sleeping in the woods doesn&#039;t leave you many opportunities to become Jabba the Hutt. These fat [[dickhead]]s often display such &amp;quot;[[art]]&amp;quot; in their [[American]] restaurants, where they avoid the total lack of talent that would have doomed them to starvation in [[China]] by serving the Chinese equivalent of a ham and cheese sandwich and charging 20 bucks for it. Their &amp;quot;Buddha&amp;quot; statues help to support the idea that just because you&#039;re morbidly obese from a diet of beer and deep-fried Cheetos doesn&#039;t mean you can&#039;t achieve eternal bliss and start one of the largest religions in world history. Enjoy your [[SARS]] and bird flu, Chinafags.&lt;br /&gt;
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== U guyz i am ttly deep an sprtual! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Buddhism is a popular trend among filthy stinking [[Hippy|hippies]] and morbidly obese psychic mediums; owing to the fact that it is vaguely [[Azn|exotic]] and lets the believer look deep and intelligent without having to provide any further evidence. Despite the huge numbers of [[Fangirls|devotees]], most of these incense-reeking robe-wearing bongmonkeys have absolutely no idea what Buddhism is- upon being prompted, the reply will be to the effect of [[Drugs|&amp;quot;whoah man, it&#039;s like, and yeah, mystical and yeah&amp;quot;]]. One could attribute the total ignorance to the fact that these are the same people that believe in crystal healing and fornication with plant life, and one would likely be correct. Their complete ignorance of all aspects of the doctrine will not, however, prevent them from ostentatiously displaying statues of Buddha.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Buddha - The Original Emo ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Buddhists believe that [[Moar|&amp;quot;duhkha&amp;quot;]], or suffering, [[philosophy|is the fundamental truth of existence]]. According to [[shit nobody cares about|some fgt named Rupert Gethin]], &amp;quot;The Buddha taught that all life is suffering, and the only way to escape suffering is to escape from life.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Translated: [[Emo|Everything sucks]] and you should [[An hero|permaban yourself IRL]]. Why more Buddhists do not do this is unknown, but it would sure be nice if they did. Of course, one reason is that Buddhism teaches that if you become [[an hero]], then you&#039;ll just reincarnate somewhere, possibly somewhere worse, and you might incarnate as another [[Chris-chan]]. Buddhism teaches that escape from life is from complete apathy to everything, even pain, and you get that way through insight. But anyone reaching that level of insight would simply achieve godlike powers like what [[L. Ron Hubbard]] claims [[Scientology]] can get you, and you don&#039;t hear of anyone robbing banks through [[Psion Guild|telekinesis]], so you know Buddhist meditation does not work.&lt;br /&gt;
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==ZOMb!1==&lt;br /&gt;
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You can run but you can&#039;t hide; Buddha is deeply encoded into the mathematical level of existence itself.&lt;br /&gt;
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(WARNING: Seriously gay-ass music)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Celebrity Buddhists ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[image:free_tibet.jpeg|thumb|Buddhism&#039;s answer to [[the Pope]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:mike reid lama.jpg|thumb|EastEnders&#039; answer to Buddha]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Aaron Alexis]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Beastie Boys]] (who are [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|DOING IT WRONG!]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cadmus]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kurt Cobain]] (also Jainist)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tony Stark|Robert Downey, Jr.]] (also Jewish)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hidoshi]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kato|Katō Tomohiro]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kevin and Kat|Kevin]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Richard Gere]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Steve Jobs]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[George Lucas]] (also [[Christian|Methodist]])&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tila Tequila|Tila Nguyễn]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[OldDirtyBtard]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chan Ho Park]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Stoner-chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tiger Woods]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hard Gay|Sumitani Masaki]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Legend of Korra|Tenzin]] [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Gyatso]] (The 14th and current Dalai Lama. He is [[Fellatio|praised and revered]] by Buddhists, especially those in his native country of [[Tibet]], despite having ruled Tibet with an iron fist that included inequality between [[Pedophilia|priests]] and [[Slavery|serfs]] and [[Torture|torturing]] those who committed crimes by [[Guro|gouging out their eyes, ripping out their toungues and/or disemboweling them]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7t2Ztb92mE Enjoy, Buddhafags].)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nevada-tan|Tsuji Natsumi]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Otoya Yamaguchi|Yamaguchi Otoya]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Keanu Reeves|Keanu Reeves]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chuck Norris|Steven Seagal]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Practices and Beliefs of Buddhism ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Enlightenment]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Lulz]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Karma]] (see [[Troll&#039;s Remorse]])&lt;br /&gt;
*Heaven is no longer only for [[Christians]] (see Pure Land Buddhism)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:People]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
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		<title>Transphobia</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: &lt;/p&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Homophobia/Transphobia are words out of the Devil&#039;s dictionary.  They are words used by the dead to denigrate those who oppose them.  They that use them are under a strong delusion to believe the lie.  If they persecute you, rejoice and be exceedingly glad for great is your reward in heaven-&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|&#039;&#039;&#039;Matthew 5:10-12&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Pic funtransfobia.gif|thumb|right|Its a trap!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Transphobia&#039;&#039;&#039; A.K.A. &#039;&#039;&#039;common sense&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[bullshit]] term to describe every person who isn&#039;t transgendered. Because the only way to not be transphobic is to be transgendered, and even then, if you disagree that every non-tranny is transphobic, you are perpetuating the transphobia you have for yourself. Transphobia refers to the reasonable fear of the abominations that are [[transgender|trannies]] in any shape or form.  People who suffer from this &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;are scared of&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;hate&#039;&#039; gender-confused [[vampire|mental cases]], and would kill them if they could, like [[God Hates Fags|any good american.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Trannies are known hypocrites for wanting to be considered, by straights, as whatever gender they feel like being at that specific point in their life, yet will not have relationships with other trannies originally of the opposite gender.  In the end they&#039;re just confused [[faggot|gheys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Next time someone calls you transphobic, tell them it&#039;s like &amp;quot;Naziphobia&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transphobia==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Causes of Transphobia==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:TwoModels.jpg|thumb|right|Who has the right to know they&#039;re [[fap|fapping]] to a [[trap|man-girl]]? Really, now?]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Like with homophobia, people can become transphobic when they see others [[rape|violating]] a fundamental element of the [[people|human]] reproduction system, gender, which is required for our [[evolution]] as a species.&lt;br /&gt;
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The operation trannies often undergo to solidify their delusion is another cause of transphobia, many [[Otherkin]] believe they&#039;re [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|werewolves]], however at least they don&#039;t go under the knife to show everyone they [[Cock|meet]] that they&#039;re a [[Insane|wackjob]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Even with the [[THE BEST]] SEX CHANGE [[EVAR]] trannies will still get dumped and likely puked on by any straight person who might fall for their ruse, unless they&#039;re as desperate as [[you]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:SRSstage1.jpg|Pre-op&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SRSstage2.jpg|OH GOD&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SRSstage3.jpg|Vaginoplasty&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SRSstage4.jpg|[[Starcraft|Construction complete]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Solution to Transphobia===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[lulz|Quit gender-segregating the lockers and bathrooms, draft women and men, and have only unisex sports teams]], you silly!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Trannies==&lt;br /&gt;
====[[Chris Crocker]]====&lt;br /&gt;
We are not sure whether Chris is male or female, it could be a [[Trap]].  If it really turned out to have a pussy, then of course it wouldn&#039;t be [[gay]].&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Thomas Beatie]]====&lt;br /&gt;
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A particularly confusing case.  [[Some argue]] because it still has a pussy, it&#039;s basically just a particularly hairy [[lesbian|lesbo]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous &#039;Phobes==&lt;br /&gt;
====Jakkee Bryson====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Jakkee Bryson.jpg|thumb|right|Jakkee Bryson, noble troll to the cause.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Fulfilling her duty to lulz, Epic Troll Jakkee Bryson is fighting the good troll fight in an attempt to get a ghey/tranny bar called the Hole in the Wall shut down in San Fransisco.  She lost the appeal to [[banhammer|repeal the Hole in the Wall&#039;s construction permits]], but [[moar]] lulz expected to ensue if she does indeed take the matter to a higher court. &lt;br /&gt;
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[http://www.baybigr.com/?s=jakkee+bryson&amp;amp;x=0&amp;amp;y=0 Record of her lulzy trollings.]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Epic/Lulzy Cases of Transphobic Crime==&lt;br /&gt;
====Brandon Teena====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Transphobia kills (2).jpg|thumb|right|KILL THEM ALL!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Brandon Teena, born Teena Renae Brandon in Lincoln, Nebraska, and known simply as Brandon, [[FTM]] who was [[asking for it]] and was thus accordingly [[Prostitute|raped and murdered]] in one of the most [[epic]] [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|American]] [[kkk|hate crimes]] of the [[Homosexuality|1990s]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Brandon is the subject of the 1999 film &#039;&#039;[[O RLY|Boys Don&#039;t Cry]]&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
Brandon Teena was born a [[woman|female]] in Lincoln, Nebraska.  Brandon&#039;s family described Brandon as a &amp;quot;tomboy&amp;quot;.  While Brandon was still living as a girl, Brandon was [[incest|sexually assaulted by a male relative]]- only to be [[raped]], harassed by the cops for being a [[Transgender|trannie]] while filing [[lie|his]] [[rape]] report, and then [[murder]]ed by the same men who [[raped]] [[lie|him]]- later on in life.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transphobia [[OL]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Even traps hate traps===&lt;br /&gt;
In the red corner are a group of OL traps (one can never assume it&#039;s not a dude typing with one hand until [[tits or gtfo|pics]] are obtained) who claim they are not traps. They believe they were born with &amp;quot;Harry Benjamin Syndrome,&amp;quot; Harry Benjamin being the first person to study trannies, and call themselves HBSers or [[wut|women born transsexuals]]. Because of this they are OMG NOT TRANSSEXUELLS, but merely [[ppl]] born with deformed [[cunt]]s that just happen to look like fully functional [[cock]]s and [[ball]]s. They spend their time [[OTI]] &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;circlejerking&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; fingerbanging each other about how they are OMG TTLY REAL WIMMINS [[am i rite|AM I RITE]] and how anyone not like them (i.e. anyone who doesn&#039;t want to cut off their cock, put on a dress and pretend to be a stepford wife) is a [[irony|mentally ill]] self-hating [[fgt]]. They also don&#039;t believe in [[FTM]]s. Popular blogs by HBSers include [http://justjenniferblog.blogspot.com/ Just Jennifer] and [http://sophiaofthescythes.wordpress.com Sophia of the Scythes].&lt;br /&gt;
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In the blue corner are the &amp;quot;[[transgendered]]&amp;quot; [[ppl]] who will make literally no effort towards passing, content to simply call themselves trannies and watch the sympathy roll in. Take for example [http://jasperswardrobe.wordpress.com Jasper], who calls himself &amp;quot;[[wut|just your average straight white guy with a cunt]]&amp;quot; and claims that, even though he has a fucking beard, by putting on earrings and the occasional dress, he is a REAL [[woman|WOMAN]] and everyone must treat him as such, or they are being  [[conservative|right-wing]] gender [[Nazi|fascists]]. [[Retard]] or best trap [[troll]] [[evar]]? You decide.&lt;br /&gt;
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Lately, there have been border skirmishes between the two camps, neither realizing that they are both just [[faggot]]s who took the [[Chris-chan]] way out, and if one can stomach self-loathing [[emo]] [[traps]] enough to follow along, [[lulz]] will surely be the end result.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Copypasta==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Is Transgendered Surgery Amoral?===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:So Fresh.png|thumb|So fresh, so [[ethnic cleansing|CLEAN]]]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I have been considering TG cosmetic surgery to help me become the woman I&#039;ve always wanted to be. However, there are several issues I am grappling with, and I was hoping you could help sort these out.&lt;br /&gt;
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1. The surgery will only simulate the appearance of femininity, to a limited extent. I will always have an X and a Y chromosome, no matter how much of my savings I spend on these procedures. Additionally, I will always have been born male, and I feel I would be deceiving others by merely altering my appearance.&lt;br /&gt;
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2. I fear this surgery may be vain and petty. Is my personality so frail that my true identity cannot shine through a healthy body free of deformities or physical injuries?&lt;br /&gt;
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3. Would I be stating &amp;quot;one sex is better than the other&amp;quot; by doing this?&lt;br /&gt;
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4. Would the money be used better if I donated it to charity, and the medical resources not be wasted on a &amp;quot;vanity procedure&amp;quot; (someone else&#039;s words, but really got me thinking)?&lt;br /&gt;
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5. What separates my desire to be a woman from other peoples&#039; desire to be children or even animals? Is transsexualism just another fetish, a purely psychological condition?&lt;br /&gt;
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6. I understand I would be happier as a woman, but I would also be even happier as a druggie. Both procedures would negatively affect my physical and social well-being, so how am I not as much a druggie in a sober body as a man in a woman&#039;s body?&lt;br /&gt;
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7. Even if I am a beautiful woman in a man&#039;s body, do only my financial resources give me the privilege of surgery? If so, is it evil for me not to use the money to finance the recovery of burn victims, whom also require cosmetic procedures? Surely they too have bodies which do not reflect their true nature - in fact, even more so than I!&lt;br /&gt;
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I really, really want to see a woman in the mirror, but I like to think of myself as a moral, enlightened person. I simply cannot go through with the procedures with these moral queries unresolved.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Do Modeling Firms Have A Right To Know?===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:WhyWouldTheyCare.jpg|thumb|Who would care if [[trannie|she had a dick]], really now? ]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I know three MtF friends, all of whom have gone into modeling. None of them have told their employers about their sexual reassignment surgery.&lt;br /&gt;
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Is this a violation of the viewers&#039; autonomy? Do the consumers have the right to know that the people they are looking at were not physically born women?&lt;br /&gt;
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I understand that they may look like they were born female, but a lot of food may taste vegan as well - that does not mean I as a vegan shouldn&#039;t know what&#039;s in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Do Significant Others Have A Right To Know?===&lt;br /&gt;
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I have a friend who has been dating her boyfriend for three months now, and he still does not know about her sexual reassignment surgery. Is he entitled to know - is she deceiving him?&lt;br /&gt;
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===What Place Does Deception Have In The Transsexual Community?===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:Root_of_Transphobia.jpg|thumb|[[rape|Better to ask for forgiveness than permission]]. ]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I understand that many transsexuals who have had cosmetic surgery have gone on to live fairly normal lives as women. However, many do not tell their significant others, employers, etc. about their procedures.&lt;br /&gt;
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Is this a noble lie - giving people a shot at a normal life they would not have after their surgery - or is it violating the right of others to spot a potentially inflammatory situation when they see one?&lt;br /&gt;
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==Forums==&lt;br /&gt;
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Active forums (2+ responses in 1 hour) are marked in [[blackface|boldface]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Troll&#039;s Challenge Trannie Forums ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Transphobic boss.jpg|thumb|right|Every boss&#039; attitude ever on [[faggots]]. [[No exceptions]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.tgforum.com/ TG forum]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.genderlife.com/forum/ubbthreads.php Gender Life]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forum.trueselves.com/ &amp;quot;True Selves&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forum.beginninglifeforums.com/ Beginning Life]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forum.genderpeace.com/ Gender Peace]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[http://www.susans.org/forums/index.php Susan&#039;s Place]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://thetransgenderboards.yuku.com/ The Transgender Boards]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.transe-generation.com/ Trans-Generation]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.whatisgender.net/phpBB3/ What is Gender?]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Easy Trollin&#039; Trannie Forums ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:A few reasons why.jpg|thumb|right|Why?  B/c you&#039;re a [[faggot|fggt!]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[http://www.myhusbandbetty.com/community/ My Husband Betty]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.trannyweb.com/ Tranny Web]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.tgpoint.com/ TG point]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://etransgender.com/viewforum.php?f=1 eTransgender]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/forumdisplay.php?f=435 Hip Forums]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.xsorbit2.com/users/laurasplayground/index.cgi Laura&#039;s Playground]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://venusenvycomic.yuku.com/forum/view/id/3 Venus Envy]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://pseudochainsaw.yuku.com/forum/view/id/4 Strap-on.org]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Yahoo Groups ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Tranny forum troll.JPG|thumb|right|Lol tranny forum trolling.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/NYAGRA_mailing_list/ NYAGRA mailing list]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/transsexual-uk/ United Kingdom tranny group]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ffs-support/ Facial Feminization Surgery group]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Transsistahs-Transbrothas/ Transsistahs-Transbrothas AKA nigger trannies]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/trans-theory/ Trans theory]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Trannie [[Rape|Dating]] Forums ===&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.transpassions.com/forum/ Transpassions]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://tsgforum.7.forumer.com/ TS &amp;quot;Girl&amp;quot;friend]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.tsmatch.com/ TS Match]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://urnotalone.com/ UR Not Alone]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.tgirlhookup.com/ Tgirl Hookup]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Transphobia poster.JPG|TOTALLY JUSTIFIED!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transphobia beliefs.gif|How all Transphobics feel.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Tranny that was told properly.jpg|You are [[moar]] liek a [[woman]] now &#039;cause you were [[rape|told properly.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Tranny restrooms.jpg|Lol [[trap]] restrooms.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Gender policy.jpg|How things should be.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article.jpg|Troll Article p.1&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article1.jpg|Troll Article p.2&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article2.jpg|Troll Article p.3&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article3.jpg|Troll Article p.4&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article4.jpg|Troll Article p.5&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article5.jpg|Troll Article p.6&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article6.jpg|Troll Article p.7&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Feminist troll transgender bingo.jpg|Feminists join in on the trolling of [[fag]]s&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Typical MTF ugly tranny asking for it.JPG|Typical MTF ugly tranny; one of the reasons Transphobia exists.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cotton Ceiling]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Transtrender]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fag]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FTM]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ghey]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Leelah Alcorn]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Homophobia]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Homosexuality]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Metrosexual]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Offended]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shemale]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Trap]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[You]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[You Will Never Be A Woman]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ifge.org/news/images/ifgelogo_d.gif&amp;amp;imgrefurl=http://www.ifge.org/news/1998/sept/nws9178.htm&amp;amp;h=224&amp;amp;w=179&amp;amp;sz=11&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;start=2&amp;amp;sig2=AsebEUq1T8dWVL5yy_lITw&amp;amp;um=1&amp;amp;tbnid=058gjmBG_mRsMM:&amp;amp;tbnh=108&amp;amp;tbnw=86&amp;amp;ei=oh1pSP3sLpeuoQTs6rzYDQ&amp;amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkill%2Btransvestite%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1G1GGLQ_ENUS275%26sa%3DG Brazilian cops kill trannies!!!]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://reason.com/blog/2015/01/15/womens-college-cancels-vagina-monologues Annual campus performance of &amp;quot;The Vagina Monolgues&amp;quot; cancelled because it &amp;quot;discriminates against women without vaginas&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://mypage.direct.ca/h/hrp/gendertr.html for all of you who are BAWWWWing]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://questioningtransphobia.wordpress.com/ talk of revising the definition in DMSV-V]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://questioningtransphobia.wordpress.com/ Transphobia &amp;quot;wimmins&amp;quot; movement]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.advocatesforyouth.org/lessonplans/activistally2.htm 14 Ways Homophobia and Transphobia &amp;quot;Affect&amp;quot; Everyone]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.onenewsnow.com/Culture/Default.aspx?id=156956 Epic article with lulzy comments]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Faggotry]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=E-lawyer&amp;diff=1946268</id>
		<title>E-lawyer</title>
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		<updated>2026-02-27T00:43:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: /* Professional E-lawyers */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Elaw}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:iwillsue2.jpg|thumb|left|A depiction of a typical e-Lawyer.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;You can&#039;t do that to me!  That&#039;s ILLEGAL.  I WILL SUE!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;  Common phrase uttered during a [[flame war]].  Usually with more misspelling.&lt;br /&gt;
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During a big drama meltdown, someone claims to have been the victim of some crime such as: [[slander]], [[defamation]], [[libel]], [[copyright infringement]], [[harassment]], [[spam]], [[Buttsecks|forgery]], [[impersonation]], [[Nobody_gives_a_shit|whatever]].  The victim&#039;s [[sock puppet]]s then all rise up to describe and define the alleged crime.  In [[99.9%|99.999%]] of these cases, the alleged crime doesn&#039;t even come close to meaning what the e-lawyer thinks it does.&lt;br /&gt;
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Rising to the level of e-lawyer requires that one side start spouting off a bunch of legal sounding bullshit in the most [[Serious Business|serious manner possible]].  A good e-lawyer will use recycled arguments from TV shows like [[DUN DUN|&#039;&#039;Law &amp;amp; Order&#039;&#039;]] or &#039;&#039;Matlock&#039;&#039;.  The very best e-lawyers practice during their spare time playing [[Phoenix Wright]].  And of course, everyone gets a laugh when, on the advice of an e-lawyer, some aggrieved party actually consults a real attorney and has to pay $200 to be laughed at and told they have no case.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another type of e-lawyering is a common occurence on communities such as {{ljcomm|lj_seattle}}.  Someone will ask for advice on a real legal issue.  &amp;quot;How do I break my lease?&amp;quot; is always popular.  A number of people who think they have experience with this issue (&amp;quot;I&#039;m the janitor at an apartment complex so I KNOW.&amp;quot;) will followup with horribly bad advice.  Often drama and hilarity ensues in followup comments to the community.  Note that in these kinds of queries, the people that followup with references to real laws are those that get ignored.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;E-lawyers&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Assholes often [[dubious disclaimer|preface]] their arguments with [[ianal]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Professional [[E-lawyer|E-lawyers]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;John W. Dozier, Jr.&#039;&#039;&#039;, who is a self-proclaimed pioneer in [[Internets]] [[law]], has a for-reals [http://www.cybertriallawyer.com/ law practice] that specializes in e-writs. While he claims to have experience in dealing with 252 different kinds of [[E-lawyer|e-lawyer]] doctoring, he has declared his specialization to be in the ignoble area of ``blogger misconduct.``&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Interlulz Lolsuiter, Ph.D&#039;&#039;&#039;, is a e-lawyer who majored in copyright infringement on the [[internets]]. After he spent 10 years in internets law school, he subsequently [[an hero]]&#039;d after realising he had no point in living anymore, he left behind a legacy, to always major in internet law, you&#039;ll come out [[an hero]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Pheonix Wright: Ace Attorney&#039;&#039;&#039;, is the best defense lawyer who ever lived ever ever. He invented and coined the phrase, &amp;quot;[[Objection]]&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Hold it&amp;quot; when cross examining witnesses. He is the master at making witnesses look like a bunch of [[roody-poo]] dumb fucks. &lt;br /&gt;
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``Blogger misconduct,`` as defined by the good juris doctor, is inclusive to [http://www.cybertriallawyer.com/scofflaw-bloggers ``Scofflaw Bloggers`` ] that engage in [[defamation]], [[copyright infringement]], trademark infringement and [[hacking]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Also arguably worthy of note, Dozier believes that he can forbid [http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/10/18/2123233 the viewing of the HTML source to his web-page by means of an EULA on his web-page]. &lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Garrett Gyssler (AKA, Xanal)&#039;&#039;&#039;, who is always eagerly awaits your e-lawyer calling him.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;{{twitter|GamingLawyerJ| Gaming Lawyer JP}}&#039;&#039;&#039;, the SJW lawyer who always white knight his lunatic fake Jewish trans spouse {{twitter|RemembrancerMx}} from trolls. Says that [[Kiwi Farms]] is a [[Time travel|offshoot]] of [[GamerGate]]. He/Him.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Attorneys IRL: One of the largest scam operations==&lt;br /&gt;
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Attorneys love to put YUGE billboards all around cities claiming that you can be a millionaire for slipping on the ice and skinning your knee.  In reality, this only works out for a small handful of cases, and MOAR likely, you will be paying tons-a-shekels for five minutes of work and going broke.  Better to talk to a LLM first.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Parry Aftab]]&#039;&#039;&#039;, who is also a lawyer and who considers herself &amp;quot;The Angel of the Internet&amp;quot;. She is an [[epic]] [[whale]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Attorney at lol]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[lolsuit]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jews]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Serious}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Takedown}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Cops&amp;diff=1946261</id>
		<title>Cops</title>
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		<updated>2026-02-27T00:34:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: /* Attorneys are usually no Better */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;This article is about [[IRL]] police, not to be confused with the [[internet police]]&#039;&#039;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Security.jpg|thumb|right|225px|Your average police officer on patrol.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pig with a pig.png|thumb|225px|Not even their brethren are safe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Undercover nazi police.jpg|thumb|225px|Next stop: you]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:DERSUPERCOP.png|thumb|225px|Battlefield3: DERSUPERCOP. The thrill of Police Force from the deep outskirts of Sandistan.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Cops&#039;&#039;&#039; (also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Pigs&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Rozzers&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;The Fuzz&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;5-0&#039;&#039;&#039;,  &#039;&#039;&#039;The Feds&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;The Filth&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Nigger|Animal Control]]&#039;&#039;&#039;, though the most accurate term is &#039;&#039;&#039;Thugs with Badges&#039;&#039;&#039;) are the [[IRL]] version of [[mod]]s. They have the power to send you to [[prison|rape house]] whenever the mood strikes them, especially if you are a [[nigger|colored]] [[mexican|person]]. Cops are hated and feared by [[Nigger|Criminals]] due to their habit of completely brutalizing and unfairly hurting Blacks who dindu nuffin except commit a crime and/or resist arrest. Because they flunked out of grade school, the average IQ of a policeman is the same as that of their favourite prey, the nigger, and are actually threatened by anyone who can use words with more than one syllable. Contrary to [[The Simpsons]], they don&#039;t just sit in cop cars all day, eating doughnuts and drinking coffee, but actually spend 90% of their day killing niggers, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrZLc9lqQM0 confiscating weed, making hash brownies, and trolling 911 operators].&lt;br /&gt;
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The majority of the police force of any given locality is made up of [[Micropenis|tiny-dicked]], insecure [[rednecks]] suffering from some of the most severe and visible [[IRL]] cases of [[unwarranted self importance]]. [[Some argue]] that the [[government]] created police departments to protect the public by enforcing the governments laws. Police are in fact gangs that the government cannot reign in. So it is in the interest of public safety that you open fire upon any police officers you happen to see. However, if you don&#039;t own guns because the [[Hillary Clinton|government took them away]] [[No|(enjoying your freedom there?)]], you can read this article for some tips on [[Murder|how to deal with the police]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Origins and Purpose ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Secret Cop Pig Logo.jpg|thumb|225px|right|oink oink]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Jesus Christ|2000 years ago]], the &amp;quot;police&amp;quot; as we knew it never really existed, and social order in the medieval shithole of Europe relied upon knights who would spend more of their time killing each other for their feudal lords than actually preventing crime. The modern police is descended from the [[United States]]&#039; institutionalised &amp;quot;Slave patrols&amp;quot; because their niggers kept running away from work so much that the government was forced to counter-troll the niggers by shaving [[pigs]] and squeezing them into blue pants and a shirt, then giving them guns and cars with pretty, [[ADHD]]-placating flashing lights, thus starting 400 years of state-sanctioned, domestic oppression. Their scheme has not worked according to [[Final solution|plan]] and the [[IRL trolling]] has become an epidemic. In order to avoid looking as if things have not gone [[Just as planned|according to plan]], they have since changed their mission statement from &amp;quot;To [[White knight|Protect]] and to [[Blowjob|Serve]]&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;Protect (our own skin) and Serve (ourselves).&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite there being nigger police, many whitey police officers are still blatant [[racist]]s. Any action they take against any minority is multiplied by [[over 9000]], since they can send people to the [[rape]] dungeon, to be [[goatse|raped until they&#039;re 60-something]], if they make it that long. They will actually go out of their way to get as many negroids off the streets, which actually makes the ones that succeed a [[pretty cool guy]]. It&#039;s a known fact that since the police are essentially the arm of [[the man]], they were responsible for framing OJ, turning Michael Jackson white, killing 2-pac, stealing [[Mitchell Henderson]]&#039;s iPod, [[WTC]], introducing Tiger Woods to all those white wimmins, [[Rodney King|beating blackie with flashlights]], and faking the moon landing.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you do something [[murder|bad enough]], they may actually drop the final ban-hammer on you with a [[in the ass|needle in the ass]], and kicking you off IRL. If a slow painful death at the hands of some pussy poison isn&#039;t your flavor, try pulling a gun out when pulled over, as it is a proven source of lulz for everyone. Bonus points for shooting the cops then running away. This provides the press with something to cover, the people for someone to root for, and the cops much needed exercise. And when they finally do kill you, you&#039;ll be giving thousands of cops all over the nation sweet, sweet release. Because nothing gets these pigs off faster than the thought of a fellow cop gunning down a civilian. Why do you think they got into this business in the first place?&lt;br /&gt;
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==Types of Police Officers==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Im gonna kick your ass and get away with it.jpg|thumb|225px|right|All cops have [[unwarranted self importance]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Omg brutality.jpg|thumb|225px|Police brutality.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The standard [[Fag|Boys in Blue]]- Fat douchebags that can be seen a mile away in a standard cop car. Usually so out-of-shape that it&#039;s a miracle they can make it to a police station, let alone catch a negro at full sprint. Generally [[retard|poorly educated]], [[racist]], and full of [[unwarranted self-importance]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Black ops|Black Cops]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Amazingly, although most niggers are afraid to snitch, let alone go to the police, some go against their kindred, and become cops. Usually steroid abusers who speak in [[ALL CAPS|shouting]], and act like they belong to a gang, despite the fact they were probably rejected for not being able to sneak enough coke up their ass.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Undercover cops&#039;&#039;&#039; - Like the common Jew, these motherfuckers can be hard to sniff out if you [[newfag|don&#039;t know how]]. However, if you aren&#039;t a complete retard, they&#039;re pretty simple to pick out of a crowd, however be wary around them, as even looking in their general direction will get you busted.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;State Patrol&#039;&#039;&#039; - The [[lie|kings]] of the highway, these are the fuckwits that give you tickets for going 2mph over the speed limit. If you&#039;re a woman, you just have to show a little cleave or cry a bit to get out of a ticket, and on occasion, suck one off. If you&#039;re a guy, the best bet is to reach through your window and sock one in the testicles, and drive off to make a high speed chase, eventually ending in you [[an hero|driving your car through a tree/off a cliff]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;v=R_G4FB4tegY &#039;&#039;&#039;Wimmin Cops&#039;&#039;&#039;] - Dykes. Women who weren&#039;t born with a big stick between their legs, so they carry a big stick at work. The best defense against this type is to also be a dyke. Normal women and men are pretty much out of luck.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Snitches&#039;&#039;&#039; - While not technically cops, they are usually considered just as bad or worse. After your average small-time drug dealer gets busted, he&#039;ll usually become the cops&#039; [[bitch|informant]]. Being an informant is a lucrative and personally rewarding career. Until the cop doesn&#039;t need you anymore, and subsequently burns you to make his arrest record look better or uses you as a patsy. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[FBI]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The governments police, these guys will come into your house while you sleep, and steal you into the night, never to be heard from again. They can/will erase any trace of you from existence, and will keep any information of you from resurfacing. They control the internet, and [[some argue|some say]] they control ED.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Military]]&#039;&#039;&#039; Police - These guys see themselves as big deals being both police officers and [[fags|servicemen]] despite the fact that you can just drive/walk off their base to avoid arrest (their jurisdiction stops at the gate) and the fact that the ASVAB score requirement for MPs is less than the minimum score to join the military.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Correctional Officers&#039;&#039;&#039; - These are semi cops that never had the balls to undergo real cop training. Also known as NotAcOps. ProTip - Put any greasy grimy substance you can find on the doorhandles of your local Jail/Prison. This results in anger and random cavity searches. Be careful, as the women variety usually hold some serious resentment towards male prisoners.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Security Officer&#039;&#039;&#039;/&#039;&#039;&#039;Rent-A-Pig&#039;&#039;&#039;/&#039;&#039;&#039;Mall Cop&#039;&#039;&#039; - These are pretend cops who think they actually are cops when in reality they have [[Useless|little to no actual authority over anything or anybody]]; and yet all of the [[unwarranted self-importance|pure unadulterated ego-power stroking]]. It is this [[Truth|grossly narcissistic misconceived view of reality]] that places many of them on the same level as [[pigs]], particularly those who are allowed to carry firearms.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Ravpup|Identifying An Undercover Police Officer]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Oink oink.gif|thumb|right|225px|How to properly deal with the pigs.]]&lt;br /&gt;
There are a few ways to spot an officer, undercover or otherwise, in public:&lt;br /&gt;
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*The desire to kill niggers&lt;br /&gt;
*Mustaches, with each half inch thick doubling the odds of it being the po-po.&lt;br /&gt;
*Denim that aren&#039;t pants. This can include denim shirts, denim jackets, denim hats, denim socks, denim speedos, denim glasses, and denim contact lenses. Undercover only, because everyone knows that drug dealers are too cool for regular clothes.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sunglasses, aviator preferred.&lt;br /&gt;
*Bulges in jackets, usually due to guns, badges, or the actual drugs they steal from dead nigger children. &lt;br /&gt;
*Being white, as all drug dealers are niggers (and the occasional Mexican).&lt;br /&gt;
*Reading a newspaper upside down trying to look nonchalant.&lt;br /&gt;
*Talking with other cops, mostly about that nigger they dragged off the street.&lt;br /&gt;
*Certain phrases from them are dead giveaways. For instance, &amp;quot;You are under arrest&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;snort oink snort&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;Donuts? Who said donuts?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*A taser to [[Chikins|fry niggers with]]&lt;br /&gt;
*May have a camera crew following them around to document their [[Buttsecks|&#039;Daring Exploits&#039;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*If you&#039;re in High School, look for that older looking guy that can never be found after school and no one seems to know where he lives or have met his parents but is popular because he has the best car and can get you whatever you want.  He&#039;ll usually be that dude who just appeared late in the school year and on the first day there already has 2 or 3 really good friends that some people have recently accused as being a snitch.  His most obvious cue is, that despite being a junky and a dealer, he is always on time for school.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Cops In The [[UK]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Police and terrorist.jpg|600px|thumb|centre|British police chill with a terrorist]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Anti lulz police.jpg|thumb|right|225px|The MET&#039;s modern day recruitment poster[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/02/25/met_police_defacement/]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Modern british policing.jpg|thumb|right|225px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the halcyon days where you could leave your front door open without the fear of being robbed, the local police officers or “Bobbies” as they were called, were seen by the general public as local simpletons in suits. Police procedure in dealing with criminals included:&lt;br /&gt;
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:* [[Whistles go whoo|Blowing whistles.]] &lt;br /&gt;
:* Slipping on banana skins.&lt;br /&gt;
:* Shouting “I know where you live” as the perpetrator makes their getaway.&lt;br /&gt;
:* Running really fast while Yakety Sax plays in the background.&lt;br /&gt;
:* [https://web.archive.org/web/20100227060502/http://www.paltelegraph.com/columnists/peter-eyre/4403-the-deeply-upsetting-story-of-hollie-greig] if all else fails&lt;br /&gt;
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This is because until the [[1980s]] and [[Margaret Thatcher]] came along, no-one in Britain had anything worth stealing and leaving your front door open was an invitation to burglars to come in and see for themselves that this was the case. The average Briton owned a teapot, a knotted-rag rug, some damp linoleum and a comb. Everyone was happy. &lt;br /&gt;
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The only crimes that were ever committed were &lt;br /&gt;
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* Bank robberies, in which [[Faggots|British hoodlums]] would dress up with stockings over their heads and use a [[Dildo|cosh]] on bank staff (because [[Fail|guns were too hard to get]]) or dig through from the cellar of the shop next door and spend all weekend trying to enter the bank vault armed only with a blowtorch.&lt;br /&gt;
* Train robberies, OK, there was only one of these, carried out by [[Genius|crooks]] who realised the money would be easier to steal while it was outside the bank rather than inside it, but everyone still goes on about it to this day.&lt;br /&gt;
* Aristocratic murders, typically poisoning for the [[Jewgold|inheritance money]] but occasionally because some insane Lord had [http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/feb/03/our-fascination-with-lord-lucan-never-fades-but-who-was-he managed to pwn his babysitter while trying to murder his wife with the lights turned off.]&lt;br /&gt;
* The taking of pies from windowsills, where they had been put after removal from the oven in order to cool down.&lt;br /&gt;
* Disobedient wives refusing to take their sedatives and getting ideas above their [[Kitchen|station]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In all such cases, the crimes were solved by a taskforce of white children riding bikes, and the bedraggled miscreants handed in to the police, dejected and demoralised, while the police promised the children a slap-up tea at the Hotel de Posh and pocketed the reward money for themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Then suddenly under the reign of Bad Queen Thatch, everyone had money and started buying stuff they didn&#039;t need and shutting their front doors to keep their new shit safe. So burglars decided to pick on houses whose doors were closed and it&#039;s been downhill ever since.&lt;br /&gt;
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Today’s UK police officer is an entirely different beast. &#039;&#039;&#039;The Metropolitan Police Farce&#039;&#039;&#039; have taken a leaf out of their US counterpart’s books, not in the way that means using up-to-date methods of forensic [[science]] to produce an air tight case against an alleged criminal; but by using deceit, intimidation, hearsay, [http://www.weeklygripe.co.uk/a430.asp harassment], [https://web.archive.org/web/20080719102535/http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/law/article3368163.ece lies] and [http://archive.fo/VacuZ fraud], they can make sure even the loosest case is put forward for prosecution.&lt;br /&gt;
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In contrast to this, the volunteer group The [[retard|Special]] Cunt-stubbles (or PCSOs aka &#039;Hobby Bobbies&#039;) are about [http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article2505301.ece as effective as a chocolate fireguard].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[To Catch a Predator]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
If you continue looking for [[loli]] and [[CP]] on the internet, then there&#039;s a 99.99% chance of you getting the infamous [[Party Van|party van]] logo on your comp. It is inadvisable to use your friend&#039;s, or local library&#039;s computer to do so, as this can lead to either getting arrested. Because of their severe retardation, Cops are easy to fool this way, and really don&#039;t give a shit who they send to jail, as long as he&#039;s black.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[PROTIP]]s for talking to police officer==&lt;br /&gt;
If you encounter one of these &#039;&#039;&#039;COP&#039;&#039;&#039;s ([[Cockmongler|&#039;&#039;&#039;C&#039;&#039;&#039;ockmongling]] &#039;&#039;&#039;O&#039;&#039;&#039;verdressed [[pig|&#039;&#039;&#039;P&#039;&#039;&#039;ig]]), DO &#039;&#039;NOT&#039;&#039; attempt to reason with it. These beasts suffer from severe [[intellectual insufficiency]] and will attempt to beat you down with the three sentences they know or, failing that, a big [[black]] [[Wikipedia:Nightstick|phallus]]. Instead:&lt;br /&gt;
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# Ask him why he decided to drop out of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;high school&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Kindergarten to become a cop.&lt;br /&gt;
# Ask the [[irony|pig]] if he&#039;s Jewish. Cops will really [[rape|love]] you for that. Especially if they ARE [[niggers|Jewish]].&lt;br /&gt;
# If it&#039;s a [[nigger]], ask him how he live knowing he&#039;s selling out 300 years of black oppression by being a cop.&lt;br /&gt;
# Pretend you don&#039;t speak English so you must communicate with a series of grunts and oinks.&lt;br /&gt;
# Bribe them with a donut when pulled over, or some fried chicken if it&#039;s a nigger. Always keep both in your glove compartment for emergencies.&lt;br /&gt;
# Be concise and to the point when talking to them. They have the attention spans of ADD children on coke.&lt;br /&gt;
# Ask him if his [[penis|dick]] is in proportion to his thumb.&lt;br /&gt;
# Ask him if his career makes up for him being bullied in high school.&lt;br /&gt;
# [[GTFO|Calmly walk away]]. Pigs are sensitive to rapid movement and may chase you if you run.&lt;br /&gt;
# If you happen upon a female officer, smack her hard on the ass. Most female cops are [[Butch|very effeminate and have nothing against men]]. They may even have [[Lie|sex]] with you!&lt;br /&gt;
# Again, in the case of a [[lesbian|female officer]] toss in pet names like bitch, cunt or whore.  [[Lie|The more you sound like her father or husband]], the better your chances of being let go.&lt;br /&gt;
# Never pull your car over to the side of the road. (Seriously, what are they going to do, go &#039;&#039;Mad Max&#039;&#039; on your ass?)&lt;br /&gt;
# Police love the crack, try offering them some on the streets to support our boys in blue!&lt;br /&gt;
# Should your pig become agitated, you may need to [[euthanize]] it. Do so by the following means:&lt;br /&gt;
#* &#039;&#039;&#039;If [[male]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Firearms]] are the preferred form of [[murder]], but anything that comes to hand will do the job, really. Beating a pig to death with your [[cock]] (if you can find it) means major bonus [[points]]. Don&#039;t forget to &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;put two in its head to make sure that it&#039;s dead&amp;quot;!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
#* &#039;&#039;&#039;If [[female]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; Attempt to suck the pig&#039;s brains out. Everyone knows that pigs&#039; brains are located in their lower abdomen, so the penis is the easiest route. [[BJ|Suck]] until the [[cum|brains]] squirt out. You&#039;ll know this occurs when the pig sighs out its dying breath and you feel the brains fly into your throat. &lt;br /&gt;
# If all other attempts at negotiation fail, open your car door very fast and bash that fucking pig in the face. If it didn&#039;t [[retard|brain damage]] him or kill him, he&#039;ll be too incapacitated to give you his precious fucking ticket.&lt;br /&gt;
# Play like you didn&#039;t know [[9/11|what you were doing was illegal]] even though you know full well [[Masturbating|what you were actually doing]]. If you speak intelligently and clearly when telling them this then they will be so distracted by your ability to form coherent sentences, that they will let you go with a warning.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Moar]] tips for dealing with cops ===&lt;br /&gt;
* Always become highly intoxicated before driving. This way, the cop will know you are a dude who likes to &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;party&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;. They respect that.&lt;br /&gt;
* When you pull over, wait for the cop to approach to roll down your window.  Once he&#039;s there, blow a bong hit into his face.&lt;br /&gt;
* If you see a young woman who is being [[alcohol#driving|immorally arrested]], don&#039;t think that means you have to sit back and idly watch!  [[trolling_irl|Invoke your first amendment rights]] by filming yourself shouting [http://wakeup2010.blogspot.com/2010/08/arrested-for-calling-cop-nazi.html &amp;quot;Nazi,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Gestapo,&amp;quot; and babbling about the ILLUMINATI.]  The officers involved will quickly realize their mistake, release the young lady, and you will have made a [[rape|new friend]].&lt;br /&gt;
* If you are caught outside the car, or must stop for some [[Piss|important reason]], remember to speak to the pig in its native tongue, by oinking. This will make it feel at ease, and you&#039;ll see its joy in the increased blush of its skin, and the loud oinks it replies with.&lt;br /&gt;
* When pulled over, it is best to say, &amp;quot;Yeah, I got something for ya, pig&amp;quot; and reach &#039;&#039;very quickly&#039;&#039; into your glove box to get your registration.  &lt;br /&gt;
* If you are a minority, try going out in white face. You could do pretty much anything you want.&lt;br /&gt;
* Never speak to them. Cops are always trying to size everyone up in the room, and might be trying to get you for something. This is why a lot of [[Internet tough guy|internet tough guys]] are wannabe cops [[IRL]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* Odds are you won&#039;t get caught speeding anyway, as everyone knows that they go in pairs in order to blow each other until the shifts up.&lt;br /&gt;
* Women should always wear an open shirt, as no non-homo (homo cops exist, promise) officer can resist dem&#039; magnificent tits.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real Tips for Dealing with Cops===&lt;br /&gt;
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Just in case you&#039;re a fucking [[retard]] and think the &amp;quot;tips&amp;quot; above will amuse the cop, make him sympathize with you, and let you go, you are very wrong indeed.  You will quickly be introduced to [[police brutality|a whole new vista of pain]], at best. However, while he is beating you, just remember you live in the freest country in the world. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[USI|Being a drunk, the author of the tips below had his fair share of encounters with the police, some brutal, some rather unremarkable, some very lucky. He&#039;s figured out a few things that may help to smooth out an encounter, and he’ll share them with you with the stipulation that he is not a real lawyer, only an E-lawyer who&#039;s been arrested a few times too many.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Be polite. &#039;&#039;&#039;Always be polite&#039;&#039;&#039;. Always refer to them as &#039;&#039;&#039;Officer&#039;&#039;&#039;, not sir or ma’am (This is what pigs prefer to be called as it strokes their ego and doesn&#039;t remind them of their ass beatings they had daily in school). Do not call the cops &#039;&#039;&#039;[[truth|jackbooted government thugs]]&#039;&#039;&#039; or “fuckheads” or “stinking dicklickers,” at least not to their faces. &lt;br /&gt;
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*If stopped by an [[cop|officer]], you are required under &#039;&#039;[[moonspeak|Terry v. Ohio]]&#039;&#039; to give your legal name, your address, and your business abroad, i.e. going on a [[beer]] run. Give this information freely and politely.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Also under &#039;&#039;Terry&#039;&#039; you can be &#039;&#039;&#039;[[molested|stopped and frisked]]&#039;&#039;&#039; for weapons. This is perfectly legal.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Speaking of lawyers, have one, and have his name in your wallet. Always invoke your right to counsel and say that you refuse to speak without your lawyer present. You will [[rage|rile]] the cop, which is odd because even the most brain dead pig should be able to count to five, (as in the Fifth Amendment.)&lt;br /&gt;
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*If you are ever in the bad situation of being interrogated, the best thing you can do is visualize the word &#039;&#039;&#039;ATTORNEY&#039;&#039;&#039; in big black letters painted on the walls facing you because they will try to interrupt you or stop you in anyway from saying that word.  Scream it, hell, demand it from the second the cops declare you under arrest and keep telling everyone you meet in the process of arrest that you want a lawyer.  This is not the time to be polite, cuz the procedures pigs follow were created by people a lot smarter than you and they count on the basic human being&#039;s desire to be helpful and polite.  Don&#039;t let them pull rank.  Don&#039;t be polite and let them finish what they are saying.  Don&#039;t let them trick you with promises.  Don&#039;t believe them when they say they only want to hear your side of the story.  Remember, cops are allowed to lie but you get charged for it so don&#039;t believe whatever comes out of their mouth and tell them &#039;&#039;&#039;YOU WANT A FUCKING LAWYER&#039;&#039;&#039; from the start.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Once you have invoke your right to council &#039;&#039;&#039;DO NOT FUCKING RESCIND IT&#039;&#039;&#039;  They will try all kinds of tricks like saying that they can help you or if you talk now you can make a deal.  The best way you can help yourself is &#039;&#039;&#039;BY KEEPING YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT AND LISTENING TO A LAWYER&#039;&#039;&#039; because as you are paying them, they are the only person on your side.&lt;br /&gt;
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*You are legally allowed to challange an unlawful arrest, say that a cop only said that you are under arrest because they have no legal right to detain you and are only using it as a means to keep you there,  by just walking away but you&#039;d  &#039;&#039;&#039;BETTER BE DAMN SURE&#039;&#039;&#039; and if at all possible, have proof.  Dash cams and livestreaming are your friends.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Pay for an attorney.  Do not count on a public defender because as they are so overworked, they are often in league with the prosecutor and known for playing to them.  They will sit there and tell you how they fought for you when all they did was grab the first deal the prosecutor offered.  Don&#039;t worry about not having the money, depending on where you are or who you call, many attorneys will help you if you make a down payment and make payments.  It helps if you have a job for this option to be available and you&#039;re not facing charges where you&#039;re looking at a lot of time.&lt;br /&gt;
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*While we&#039;re going down this street, &#039;&#039;&#039;IT HELPS IF YOU HAVE A FUCKING JOB.&#039;&#039;&#039; People with jobs are seen as responsible, having ties to the community and trustworthy by juries and, at times, judges.  People with jobs are usually asked to pay lower rates of bail and can usually get alternate forms of punishment, avoiding jail, for first time offenses like drugs, DUI and sometimes assault.  Jobs also help when you&#039;re being tried as a drug supplier and the prosecutor wants to know how you paid for a $200,000 Ferrari having no known income.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Don&#039;t be depressed by what you are originally charged with.  Cops are trained to just throw out charges and see what sticks.  A half-assed attorney can get the bullshit charges removed &#039;&#039;&#039;ONLY IF YOU KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT AND DEMAND YOUR RIGHT TO COUNCIL&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Depending on what State you live in, &#039;&#039;&#039;DON&#039;T COUNT ON SELF DEFENSE AS A LEGITIMATE EXCUSE&#039;&#039;&#039; Depending on the state you&#039;re in you will most likely be charged with aggravated assault and felonious assault because you kicked someone&#039;s ass defending yourself.  If it goes further and you kill them, then expect murder or manslaughter because most states are not like Florida and believe that you can instigate a fight, participate in a fight but so long as you don&#039;t win it, you won&#039;t be the person getting charged because the person being attacked becomes the aggresor when they start throwing punches. If you try to say that you were being robbed and if they would have succeeded they&#039;d have taken all your money for that week, the judge will simply respond with, &amp;quot;Why are you carrying money when ATM and Debit cards are everywhere?&amp;quot;  &#039;&#039;&#039;LISTEN TO YOUR ATTORNEY ON THIS&#039;&#039;&#039; because if you go to court and are found guilty of aggravated assault you will most likely do 18 months because you pissed of the judge as compared to probation by pleading out.  Again, depending on the state, those 18 months might have to be done in a jail which is [[over 9000]] times worse than a prison because there is nothing to do and a $10 Wal-Mart radio will cost you $60 because they want to rape your family while, at the same time, helps to cover some of the costs of running the jail with grossly overcharged commissary.&lt;br /&gt;
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*You may be under the mistaken impression that you can get out of an arrest because you weren’t read your rights. Wrong. If you are caught in the act of a crime, the cop can charge you and, since he doesn’t need to question you, you don’t need to be read your &#039;&#039;Miranda&#039;&#039; rights.&lt;br /&gt;
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*If you are stopped while driving, &#039;&#039;&#039;keep your hands on the wheel&#039;&#039;&#039;. Don’t go digging in the glove compartment. Comply with the officers requests, be honest, don’t lie, and be polite.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Use the reasonable person argument. Say to the officer something like, “Well, officer, I think a reasonable person in this situation would invoke his right to remain silent, so I’m going to go ahead and do that.” The reasonable person is a legal term, so it carries weight.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;DO NOT&#039;&#039;&#039;, under any circumstances, touch a cop in a manner that could even remotely be considered hostile.  Even bumping into an officer&#039;s shoulder can and has been ruled as assaulting a police officer, and the penalties for this are extremely severe as a favorite charge cops like to add for even sneezing in the general direction is that you tried to grab their gun.&lt;br /&gt;
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*If you do have something in your car you&#039;d rather the cops not find, but he can&#039;t prove it without searching your car, you do have the right to refuse him the right to search your car.  Just say &amp;quot;I do not consent to any searches,&amp;quot; and do not let yourself be bullied by the cop.  They will try to scare you with comments like, &amp;quot;Do you know how fast I can get a warrant?&amp;quot;  If it&#039;s so damn easy, make the cop do the extra work and get one- don&#039;t make their job any easier for them.  The truth is, the cop needs a certain amount of evidence to get a warrant and can&#039;t get one just because you refused a search.  Just remember this little anecdote, when a cop demands to search your car, you are under suspicion as being a criminal.  In American law, the criminal is the one with all the rights.  Do as [[Nancy Reagan]] said and [[just say no]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Furthermore, attract as little attention to yourself as possible. Sarah Connor told Arnie to keep it under 85 so they didn&#039;t get pulled over &#039;&#039;for a reason&#039;&#039;. If you&#039;re carrying drugs, have a suspended license, no insurance, have had too much to drink, are an illegal, are black, whatever, now is the time to drive the speed limit, come to full stops, put your fucking phone down, and obey all posted signs. This way that asshole in the penis-envy pickup truck who overtook you to go 90 in a 30 zone gets a traffic ticket, instead of you getting a traffic ticket AND trip to the pokey for having a brick of coke on the back seat.&lt;br /&gt;
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*There are places to fight a traffic ticket. The side of the street is not one of them. If you&#039;re given a ticket, don&#039;t be a whiny bitch, don&#039;t fight, don&#039;t argue, don&#039;t antagonize the pig that oinked it out. What you do is you grow a pair of prunes, take the ticket, and fight that shit in the courthouse. Even then, fighting a ticket sucks time and money, and there&#039;s no guarantee whatsoever that you&#039;ll win, and even if you do win the victory is Pyrrhic at best: &#039;&#039;&#039;the best way to not pay a traffic ticket is to NOT GET a traffic ticket.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Also, &#039;&#039;&#039;DO NOT RUN&#039;&#039;&#039;. Running only adds more charges on to your ass and increases your chances of getting [[Curb Stomp|curb stomped]] or shot. Plus, no one likes running. If you make a cop run, he may drop his donut and then get &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;really&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; mad.  If you are in a car and drunk &#039;&#039;&#039;JUST PULL THE FUCK OVER&#039;&#039;&#039; because a DUI, a night or two in jail and a couple months of AA are nothing when compared to the shit you&#039;re going to bring down on yourself because you had to slam down the throttle. I know people whose lives are super fucked up and wish they could undo that bad decision they made to run.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Protip]]: &#039;&#039;&#039;Don&#039;t be an idiot&#039;&#039;&#039; around cops. Smoking out, throwing a brick through a window and writing a bad word on a wall doesn&#039;t make you a hardened criminal. Lay off the weed and wash your Che shirt once in awhile because no matter how bad you think the police are, be glad that you are being arrested in the U.S. and not in our closest neighbor of [[Mexico]] where the cops are literally criminals with badges and are only arresting you for the ransom they think your parents will pay.  For the [[lulz]] it could even be [[Cuba]] where it&#039;s still believed that if you were really innocent, you wouldn&#039;t have confessed during that 3 day police beating.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Make sure you actually know your rights, and the rights of the cop you&#039;re dealing with. These change state-by-state, and country-by-country, and it&#039;s most certainly not the best idea to take legal advice at face value from the [[Alcoholic|dashing rogues]] here at ED. We&#039;ll help you score on the cops because it&#039;s funny to watch some bacon sizzle, but we don&#039;t actually give a fuck about you and most certainly are [[X is not your personal army|not your personal army]]: if you overstep your boundaries and get [[George Floyd|Floyded]] for the trouble, we&#039;re not going to lift a finger to help, nor will anyone feel bad for you. Odds are all we&#039;ll do is point and laugh, and &#039;&#039;maybe&#039;&#039; write an article about you if your &amp;quot;finest hour&amp;quot; was particularly lulzy. Never forget the only people who win the ghetto lottery are niggers, and even &#039;&#039;then&#039;&#039; it&#039;s their family who get payouts and free shit, and their community who pretend to care to use the &amp;quot;tragedy&amp;quot; as an excuse to riot, while the &amp;quot;victim&amp;quot; -- you -- get tossed in a ditch.&lt;br /&gt;
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* And finally, if your I.Q. is higher than two digits and you can read, you&#039;ll notice [[TLDR|all of this can be summed up as succinctly]] as &amp;quot;don&#039;t say anything stupid and don&#039;t be a stupid cunt.&amp;quot; As fun as it is to believe there is some racist classist police state machine to keep down the oppressed, especially when you&#039;re an [[Niggers|edgy]] [[Antifa|paranoid]] [[Injuns|attention-grubbing]] [[White Trash|retard]], or when you get to watch someone who believes this [[Police Brutality|get their clock cleaned]], the fact of the matter is [[NORPs|doughy middle-class dweebs from the suburbs]] generally don&#039;t say and do the kinds of things that bring the flabby arm of the law down on them. Guess what? It turns out being a boring fuck who doesn&#039;t carry a piece down his pants, deal drugs, stagger down the street drunk or high, steal, vandalize, riot, loot, beat his wife, collect [[CP]], or antagonize the badge-wearing schoolyard bullies who can beat and arrest their asses, and instead has a job, doesn&#039;t start shit, and minds his Ps and Qs when dealing with the law, is likely to go their whole life without ever even &#039;&#039;speaking&#039;&#039; to a cop, let alone needing to be taught how to deal with one. Cops are assholes for sure, but that doesn&#039;t automatically mean the stupid pricks who run afoul of them are goddamned Robin Hood fighting some kind of good fight. In other words people get fucked with by cops for the exact same reasons [[Lolcows]] get fucked with by [[Trolls]]: [[Truth|they are easy targets who say and do retarded things when saying and doing nothing would have solved everything]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== [[FUCKING|An Uplifting]] [[MURDER|Message]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If you got beef with the C-O-Ps.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Kill it with fire|Throw a Molotov at the P-I-Gs]]|[http://www.metrolyrics.com/pork-and-beef-lyrics-the-coup.html The Coup]|[[Pun|Pork and Beef]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|Support higher education. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Send a cop to Kindergarten.|Al Bundy.  Married With Children}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|About to [[Pun|smoke some pork]] with my [[Gun|M-16]]...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Blue-lightin&#039;, ticket-writin&#039;, [[Pun|doughnut-biting]] pricks|[http://www.musicmademe.com/song/lyrics/86367 Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles]|All Cops Are Dicks}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I got my black shirt on. I got my black gloves on. I got my ski mask on. This shit&#039;s been too long. I got my twelve gauge sawed off. I got my headlights turned off. I&#039;m &#039;bout to bust some shots off. I&#039;m &#039;bout to dust some cops off.|[http://www.sing365.com/music/Lyric.nsf/Cop-Killer-lyrics-Body-Count/2F0DC2EBC395D36948256C39000E7EAE Body Count]|Cop Killer}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== Philly Cops Haet Internets ==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.foxbusiness.com/on-air/stossel/blog/2011/05/16/philly-police-harass-threaten-shoot-man-legally-carrying-gun As mentioned here] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-vUYeJXSrA and seen on jewtube], it seems that Philadelphia cops hate youtube.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[http://archive.fo/GfyQi So, if you see a pig in Philly ask him if he actually knows the lawls it&#039;s his job to enforce.]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Attorneys are Usually no Better ==&lt;br /&gt;
Many attorneys claim in billboard campaigns claim you can make zillions MOAR money if you have been unfairly assaulted by police.  Unless your life was [[not you|seriously ruined]], they will talk about how much they support you, then ask for 2000 Shekels for 5 minutes of work that your LLM could have done in the first place for five bucks :p.  Then, they claim that they can&#039;t do anything else.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Galleries ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:cocksuckingcop.gif|A cop doing what he does best.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Policeman versus car door.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Splattered cop.jpg|[[Kill it with fire|Kill it with (gun) fire!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cops swarming.gif|Converging on a [[nigger|suspect]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Cop and robber.gif&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Fuck the police baby.jpg|DRIVE MUTHAFUCKA, DRIVE!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cop and mime.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:American Cops Essense.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cop bait.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cop car.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Damn 5-0.png|Always fuckin&#039; wit a brudda.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:LOLIPATROLYOU.jpg|Cops are [[trolls]] of the government.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Pig gets pwned pwnt on knees.jpg|Proper handling of a Cop&lt;br /&gt;
Image:FuckthePolice.jpeg|How to deal with the Pigs&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Menezescomposite.jpg|All people of color look the same to the police, therefore they will all be shot on sight.[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7235200.stm]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Coplove.jpg|Rodney King forgives his oppressors, on the next [[Maury]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Black Flag Police Story sticker.jpg|What to say when meeting a cop&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Beautiful As A Rock In A Cops Face Front.jpg|So very right&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Fascist Pigs.jpg|Never forget. He can kick your ass and get away with it.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Uniformsmoker.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Police_-_Medic.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Shake Weight.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Cops Swastika.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Sheriff donkey.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Police_-_Butt_Hold.jpg|&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;The Super Effective&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;Butt Hold&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Police_-_Stolen_Computer.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Dog_Shoot.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:CrossTheLine.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:DealingWithCops.png|How to deal with pigs&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bbgunnigga.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Police Gay Porn bb.jpg|Fuck the police&lt;br /&gt;
File:Police Gay Porn aa.jpg|Police Interrogation&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Blipp_1607.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Heidi_Crowter_-_Potato_And_Registration_Plz.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:CopsShootingNiggers.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Colorado_-_Poetic_Justice.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Police_-_Car_Chase_Through_Cornfield.jpg|Cornfield car chase.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sunset retard.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Cop34.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Policerunn.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Police_-_Donuts_-_01.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Police_-_Donuts_-_03.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Police_-_Donuts_-_04.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:366.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:GIGN Boduking.gif&lt;br /&gt;
File:Newfag pig.jpg|Pigs often masquerade as newfags.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gaycop4.jpeg|You know you&#039;re [[fuck|fucked]] when this shows up at your door.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Rapelados.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:TooFatToRun.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gaycopsuck.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Police_-_Dumbest_911_Calls_-_08.png&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[ File:Cops trolled by donut danglers.jpg|thumb|right|Best front-rank disruption tactic evar]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fuck The Police]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris Dorner]] - Ex-cop who turned on the piggies. Hero.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ian Naude]] - a paedo cop.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pig]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Police brutality]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Standing Up To Authority]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Switch police on]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1581401/Manchester-police-chief-Michael-Todd-found-dead-at-bottom-of-cliff.html What happens when pigs try to fly?]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20120103084107/http://ratemycop.com/ One way to stick it to the man]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://copblaster.com/ A new way to stick it to &#039;em harder]&lt;br /&gt;
* {{twitter|saifbzayed|DERSUPERCOP}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Timeline|Article of the Nao May 18, [[2011]]|[[Rob Levin]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Lucky Star]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Crime]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
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		<title>Cops</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: /* Attorneys are usually no Better */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;This article is about [[IRL]] police, not to be confused with the [[internet police]]&#039;&#039;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Security.jpg|thumb|right|225px|Your average police officer on patrol.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pig with a pig.png|thumb|225px|Not even their brethren are safe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Undercover nazi police.jpg|thumb|225px|Next stop: you]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:DERSUPERCOP.png|thumb|225px|Battlefield3: DERSUPERCOP. The thrill of Police Force from the deep outskirts of Sandistan.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Cops&#039;&#039;&#039; (also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Pigs&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Rozzers&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;The Fuzz&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;5-0&#039;&#039;&#039;,  &#039;&#039;&#039;The Feds&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;The Filth&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Nigger|Animal Control]]&#039;&#039;&#039;, though the most accurate term is &#039;&#039;&#039;Thugs with Badges&#039;&#039;&#039;) are the [[IRL]] version of [[mod]]s. They have the power to send you to [[prison|rape house]] whenever the mood strikes them, especially if you are a [[nigger|colored]] [[mexican|person]]. Cops are hated and feared by [[Nigger|Criminals]] due to their habit of completely brutalizing and unfairly hurting Blacks who dindu nuffin except commit a crime and/or resist arrest. Because they flunked out of grade school, the average IQ of a policeman is the same as that of their favourite prey, the nigger, and are actually threatened by anyone who can use words with more than one syllable. Contrary to [[The Simpsons]], they don&#039;t just sit in cop cars all day, eating doughnuts and drinking coffee, but actually spend 90% of their day killing niggers, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrZLc9lqQM0 confiscating weed, making hash brownies, and trolling 911 operators].&lt;br /&gt;
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The majority of the police force of any given locality is made up of [[Micropenis|tiny-dicked]], insecure [[rednecks]] suffering from some of the most severe and visible [[IRL]] cases of [[unwarranted self importance]]. [[Some argue]] that the [[government]] created police departments to protect the public by enforcing the governments laws. Police are in fact gangs that the government cannot reign in. So it is in the interest of public safety that you open fire upon any police officers you happen to see. However, if you don&#039;t own guns because the [[Hillary Clinton|government took them away]] [[No|(enjoying your freedom there?)]], you can read this article for some tips on [[Murder|how to deal with the police]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Origins and Purpose ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Secret Cop Pig Logo.jpg|thumb|225px|right|oink oink]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Jesus Christ|2000 years ago]], the &amp;quot;police&amp;quot; as we knew it never really existed, and social order in the medieval shithole of Europe relied upon knights who would spend more of their time killing each other for their feudal lords than actually preventing crime. The modern police is descended from the [[United States]]&#039; institutionalised &amp;quot;Slave patrols&amp;quot; because their niggers kept running away from work so much that the government was forced to counter-troll the niggers by shaving [[pigs]] and squeezing them into blue pants and a shirt, then giving them guns and cars with pretty, [[ADHD]]-placating flashing lights, thus starting 400 years of state-sanctioned, domestic oppression. Their scheme has not worked according to [[Final solution|plan]] and the [[IRL trolling]] has become an epidemic. In order to avoid looking as if things have not gone [[Just as planned|according to plan]], they have since changed their mission statement from &amp;quot;To [[White knight|Protect]] and to [[Blowjob|Serve]]&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;Protect (our own skin) and Serve (ourselves).&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite there being nigger police, many whitey police officers are still blatant [[racist]]s. Any action they take against any minority is multiplied by [[over 9000]], since they can send people to the [[rape]] dungeon, to be [[goatse|raped until they&#039;re 60-something]], if they make it that long. They will actually go out of their way to get as many negroids off the streets, which actually makes the ones that succeed a [[pretty cool guy]]. It&#039;s a known fact that since the police are essentially the arm of [[the man]], they were responsible for framing OJ, turning Michael Jackson white, killing 2-pac, stealing [[Mitchell Henderson]]&#039;s iPod, [[WTC]], introducing Tiger Woods to all those white wimmins, [[Rodney King|beating blackie with flashlights]], and faking the moon landing.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you do something [[murder|bad enough]], they may actually drop the final ban-hammer on you with a [[in the ass|needle in the ass]], and kicking you off IRL. If a slow painful death at the hands of some pussy poison isn&#039;t your flavor, try pulling a gun out when pulled over, as it is a proven source of lulz for everyone. Bonus points for shooting the cops then running away. This provides the press with something to cover, the people for someone to root for, and the cops much needed exercise. And when they finally do kill you, you&#039;ll be giving thousands of cops all over the nation sweet, sweet release. Because nothing gets these pigs off faster than the thought of a fellow cop gunning down a civilian. Why do you think they got into this business in the first place?&lt;br /&gt;
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==Types of Police Officers==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Im gonna kick your ass and get away with it.jpg|thumb|225px|right|All cops have [[unwarranted self importance]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Omg brutality.jpg|thumb|225px|Police brutality.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The standard [[Fag|Boys in Blue]]- Fat douchebags that can be seen a mile away in a standard cop car. Usually so out-of-shape that it&#039;s a miracle they can make it to a police station, let alone catch a negro at full sprint. Generally [[retard|poorly educated]], [[racist]], and full of [[unwarranted self-importance]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Black ops|Black Cops]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Amazingly, although most niggers are afraid to snitch, let alone go to the police, some go against their kindred, and become cops. Usually steroid abusers who speak in [[ALL CAPS|shouting]], and act like they belong to a gang, despite the fact they were probably rejected for not being able to sneak enough coke up their ass.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Undercover cops&#039;&#039;&#039; - Like the common Jew, these motherfuckers can be hard to sniff out if you [[newfag|don&#039;t know how]]. However, if you aren&#039;t a complete retard, they&#039;re pretty simple to pick out of a crowd, however be wary around them, as even looking in their general direction will get you busted.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;State Patrol&#039;&#039;&#039; - The [[lie|kings]] of the highway, these are the fuckwits that give you tickets for going 2mph over the speed limit. If you&#039;re a woman, you just have to show a little cleave or cry a bit to get out of a ticket, and on occasion, suck one off. If you&#039;re a guy, the best bet is to reach through your window and sock one in the testicles, and drive off to make a high speed chase, eventually ending in you [[an hero|driving your car through a tree/off a cliff]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;v=R_G4FB4tegY &#039;&#039;&#039;Wimmin Cops&#039;&#039;&#039;] - Dykes. Women who weren&#039;t born with a big stick between their legs, so they carry a big stick at work. The best defense against this type is to also be a dyke. Normal women and men are pretty much out of luck.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Snitches&#039;&#039;&#039; - While not technically cops, they are usually considered just as bad or worse. After your average small-time drug dealer gets busted, he&#039;ll usually become the cops&#039; [[bitch|informant]]. Being an informant is a lucrative and personally rewarding career. Until the cop doesn&#039;t need you anymore, and subsequently burns you to make his arrest record look better or uses you as a patsy. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[FBI]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The governments police, these guys will come into your house while you sleep, and steal you into the night, never to be heard from again. They can/will erase any trace of you from existence, and will keep any information of you from resurfacing. They control the internet, and [[some argue|some say]] they control ED.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Military]]&#039;&#039;&#039; Police - These guys see themselves as big deals being both police officers and [[fags|servicemen]] despite the fact that you can just drive/walk off their base to avoid arrest (their jurisdiction stops at the gate) and the fact that the ASVAB score requirement for MPs is less than the minimum score to join the military.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Correctional Officers&#039;&#039;&#039; - These are semi cops that never had the balls to undergo real cop training. Also known as NotAcOps. ProTip - Put any greasy grimy substance you can find on the doorhandles of your local Jail/Prison. This results in anger and random cavity searches. Be careful, as the women variety usually hold some serious resentment towards male prisoners.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Security Officer&#039;&#039;&#039;/&#039;&#039;&#039;Rent-A-Pig&#039;&#039;&#039;/&#039;&#039;&#039;Mall Cop&#039;&#039;&#039; - These are pretend cops who think they actually are cops when in reality they have [[Useless|little to no actual authority over anything or anybody]]; and yet all of the [[unwarranted self-importance|pure unadulterated ego-power stroking]]. It is this [[Truth|grossly narcissistic misconceived view of reality]] that places many of them on the same level as [[pigs]], particularly those who are allowed to carry firearms.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Ravpup|Identifying An Undercover Police Officer]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Oink oink.gif|thumb|right|225px|How to properly deal with the pigs.]]&lt;br /&gt;
There are a few ways to spot an officer, undercover or otherwise, in public:&lt;br /&gt;
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*The desire to kill niggers&lt;br /&gt;
*Mustaches, with each half inch thick doubling the odds of it being the po-po.&lt;br /&gt;
*Denim that aren&#039;t pants. This can include denim shirts, denim jackets, denim hats, denim socks, denim speedos, denim glasses, and denim contact lenses. Undercover only, because everyone knows that drug dealers are too cool for regular clothes.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sunglasses, aviator preferred.&lt;br /&gt;
*Bulges in jackets, usually due to guns, badges, or the actual drugs they steal from dead nigger children. &lt;br /&gt;
*Being white, as all drug dealers are niggers (and the occasional Mexican).&lt;br /&gt;
*Reading a newspaper upside down trying to look nonchalant.&lt;br /&gt;
*Talking with other cops, mostly about that nigger they dragged off the street.&lt;br /&gt;
*Certain phrases from them are dead giveaways. For instance, &amp;quot;You are under arrest&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;snort oink snort&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;Donuts? Who said donuts?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*A taser to [[Chikins|fry niggers with]]&lt;br /&gt;
*May have a camera crew following them around to document their [[Buttsecks|&#039;Daring Exploits&#039;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*If you&#039;re in High School, look for that older looking guy that can never be found after school and no one seems to know where he lives or have met his parents but is popular because he has the best car and can get you whatever you want.  He&#039;ll usually be that dude who just appeared late in the school year and on the first day there already has 2 or 3 really good friends that some people have recently accused as being a snitch.  His most obvious cue is, that despite being a junky and a dealer, he is always on time for school.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Cops In The [[UK]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Police and terrorist.jpg|600px|thumb|centre|British police chill with a terrorist]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Anti lulz police.jpg|thumb|right|225px|The MET&#039;s modern day recruitment poster[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/02/25/met_police_defacement/]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Modern british policing.jpg|thumb|right|225px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the halcyon days where you could leave your front door open without the fear of being robbed, the local police officers or “Bobbies” as they were called, were seen by the general public as local simpletons in suits. Police procedure in dealing with criminals included:&lt;br /&gt;
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:* [[Whistles go whoo|Blowing whistles.]] &lt;br /&gt;
:* Slipping on banana skins.&lt;br /&gt;
:* Shouting “I know where you live” as the perpetrator makes their getaway.&lt;br /&gt;
:* Running really fast while Yakety Sax plays in the background.&lt;br /&gt;
:* [https://web.archive.org/web/20100227060502/http://www.paltelegraph.com/columnists/peter-eyre/4403-the-deeply-upsetting-story-of-hollie-greig] if all else fails&lt;br /&gt;
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This is because until the [[1980s]] and [[Margaret Thatcher]] came along, no-one in Britain had anything worth stealing and leaving your front door open was an invitation to burglars to come in and see for themselves that this was the case. The average Briton owned a teapot, a knotted-rag rug, some damp linoleum and a comb. Everyone was happy. &lt;br /&gt;
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The only crimes that were ever committed were &lt;br /&gt;
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* Bank robberies, in which [[Faggots|British hoodlums]] would dress up with stockings over their heads and use a [[Dildo|cosh]] on bank staff (because [[Fail|guns were too hard to get]]) or dig through from the cellar of the shop next door and spend all weekend trying to enter the bank vault armed only with a blowtorch.&lt;br /&gt;
* Train robberies, OK, there was only one of these, carried out by [[Genius|crooks]] who realised the money would be easier to steal while it was outside the bank rather than inside it, but everyone still goes on about it to this day.&lt;br /&gt;
* Aristocratic murders, typically poisoning for the [[Jewgold|inheritance money]] but occasionally because some insane Lord had [http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/feb/03/our-fascination-with-lord-lucan-never-fades-but-who-was-he managed to pwn his babysitter while trying to murder his wife with the lights turned off.]&lt;br /&gt;
* The taking of pies from windowsills, where they had been put after removal from the oven in order to cool down.&lt;br /&gt;
* Disobedient wives refusing to take their sedatives and getting ideas above their [[Kitchen|station]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In all such cases, the crimes were solved by a taskforce of white children riding bikes, and the bedraggled miscreants handed in to the police, dejected and demoralised, while the police promised the children a slap-up tea at the Hotel de Posh and pocketed the reward money for themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Then suddenly under the reign of Bad Queen Thatch, everyone had money and started buying stuff they didn&#039;t need and shutting their front doors to keep their new shit safe. So burglars decided to pick on houses whose doors were closed and it&#039;s been downhill ever since.&lt;br /&gt;
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Today’s UK police officer is an entirely different beast. &#039;&#039;&#039;The Metropolitan Police Farce&#039;&#039;&#039; have taken a leaf out of their US counterpart’s books, not in the way that means using up-to-date methods of forensic [[science]] to produce an air tight case against an alleged criminal; but by using deceit, intimidation, hearsay, [http://www.weeklygripe.co.uk/a430.asp harassment], [https://web.archive.org/web/20080719102535/http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/law/article3368163.ece lies] and [http://archive.fo/VacuZ fraud], they can make sure even the loosest case is put forward for prosecution.&lt;br /&gt;
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In contrast to this, the volunteer group The [[retard|Special]] Cunt-stubbles (or PCSOs aka &#039;Hobby Bobbies&#039;) are about [http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article2505301.ece as effective as a chocolate fireguard].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[To Catch a Predator]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
If you continue looking for [[loli]] and [[CP]] on the internet, then there&#039;s a 99.99% chance of you getting the infamous [[Party Van|party van]] logo on your comp. It is inadvisable to use your friend&#039;s, or local library&#039;s computer to do so, as this can lead to either getting arrested. Because of their severe retardation, Cops are easy to fool this way, and really don&#039;t give a shit who they send to jail, as long as he&#039;s black.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[PROTIP]]s for talking to police officer==&lt;br /&gt;
If you encounter one of these &#039;&#039;&#039;COP&#039;&#039;&#039;s ([[Cockmongler|&#039;&#039;&#039;C&#039;&#039;&#039;ockmongling]] &#039;&#039;&#039;O&#039;&#039;&#039;verdressed [[pig|&#039;&#039;&#039;P&#039;&#039;&#039;ig]]), DO &#039;&#039;NOT&#039;&#039; attempt to reason with it. These beasts suffer from severe [[intellectual insufficiency]] and will attempt to beat you down with the three sentences they know or, failing that, a big [[black]] [[Wikipedia:Nightstick|phallus]]. Instead:&lt;br /&gt;
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# Ask him why he decided to drop out of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;high school&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Kindergarten to become a cop.&lt;br /&gt;
# Ask the [[irony|pig]] if he&#039;s Jewish. Cops will really [[rape|love]] you for that. Especially if they ARE [[niggers|Jewish]].&lt;br /&gt;
# If it&#039;s a [[nigger]], ask him how he live knowing he&#039;s selling out 300 years of black oppression by being a cop.&lt;br /&gt;
# Pretend you don&#039;t speak English so you must communicate with a series of grunts and oinks.&lt;br /&gt;
# Bribe them with a donut when pulled over, or some fried chicken if it&#039;s a nigger. Always keep both in your glove compartment for emergencies.&lt;br /&gt;
# Be concise and to the point when talking to them. They have the attention spans of ADD children on coke.&lt;br /&gt;
# Ask him if his [[penis|dick]] is in proportion to his thumb.&lt;br /&gt;
# Ask him if his career makes up for him being bullied in high school.&lt;br /&gt;
# [[GTFO|Calmly walk away]]. Pigs are sensitive to rapid movement and may chase you if you run.&lt;br /&gt;
# If you happen upon a female officer, smack her hard on the ass. Most female cops are [[Butch|very effeminate and have nothing against men]]. They may even have [[Lie|sex]] with you!&lt;br /&gt;
# Again, in the case of a [[lesbian|female officer]] toss in pet names like bitch, cunt or whore.  [[Lie|The more you sound like her father or husband]], the better your chances of being let go.&lt;br /&gt;
# Never pull your car over to the side of the road. (Seriously, what are they going to do, go &#039;&#039;Mad Max&#039;&#039; on your ass?)&lt;br /&gt;
# Police love the crack, try offering them some on the streets to support our boys in blue!&lt;br /&gt;
# Should your pig become agitated, you may need to [[euthanize]] it. Do so by the following means:&lt;br /&gt;
#* &#039;&#039;&#039;If [[male]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Firearms]] are the preferred form of [[murder]], but anything that comes to hand will do the job, really. Beating a pig to death with your [[cock]] (if you can find it) means major bonus [[points]]. Don&#039;t forget to &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;put two in its head to make sure that it&#039;s dead&amp;quot;!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
#* &#039;&#039;&#039;If [[female]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; Attempt to suck the pig&#039;s brains out. Everyone knows that pigs&#039; brains are located in their lower abdomen, so the penis is the easiest route. [[BJ|Suck]] until the [[cum|brains]] squirt out. You&#039;ll know this occurs when the pig sighs out its dying breath and you feel the brains fly into your throat. &lt;br /&gt;
# If all other attempts at negotiation fail, open your car door very fast and bash that fucking pig in the face. If it didn&#039;t [[retard|brain damage]] him or kill him, he&#039;ll be too incapacitated to give you his precious fucking ticket.&lt;br /&gt;
# Play like you didn&#039;t know [[9/11|what you were doing was illegal]] even though you know full well [[Masturbating|what you were actually doing]]. If you speak intelligently and clearly when telling them this then they will be so distracted by your ability to form coherent sentences, that they will let you go with a warning.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Moar]] tips for dealing with cops ===&lt;br /&gt;
* Always become highly intoxicated before driving. This way, the cop will know you are a dude who likes to &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;party&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;. They respect that.&lt;br /&gt;
* When you pull over, wait for the cop to approach to roll down your window.  Once he&#039;s there, blow a bong hit into his face.&lt;br /&gt;
* If you see a young woman who is being [[alcohol#driving|immorally arrested]], don&#039;t think that means you have to sit back and idly watch!  [[trolling_irl|Invoke your first amendment rights]] by filming yourself shouting [http://wakeup2010.blogspot.com/2010/08/arrested-for-calling-cop-nazi.html &amp;quot;Nazi,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Gestapo,&amp;quot; and babbling about the ILLUMINATI.]  The officers involved will quickly realize their mistake, release the young lady, and you will have made a [[rape|new friend]].&lt;br /&gt;
* If you are caught outside the car, or must stop for some [[Piss|important reason]], remember to speak to the pig in its native tongue, by oinking. This will make it feel at ease, and you&#039;ll see its joy in the increased blush of its skin, and the loud oinks it replies with.&lt;br /&gt;
* When pulled over, it is best to say, &amp;quot;Yeah, I got something for ya, pig&amp;quot; and reach &#039;&#039;very quickly&#039;&#039; into your glove box to get your registration.  &lt;br /&gt;
* If you are a minority, try going out in white face. You could do pretty much anything you want.&lt;br /&gt;
* Never speak to them. Cops are always trying to size everyone up in the room, and might be trying to get you for something. This is why a lot of [[Internet tough guy|internet tough guys]] are wannabe cops [[IRL]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* Odds are you won&#039;t get caught speeding anyway, as everyone knows that they go in pairs in order to blow each other until the shifts up.&lt;br /&gt;
* Women should always wear an open shirt, as no non-homo (homo cops exist, promise) officer can resist dem&#039; magnificent tits.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real Tips for Dealing with Cops===&lt;br /&gt;
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Just in case you&#039;re a fucking [[retard]] and think the &amp;quot;tips&amp;quot; above will amuse the cop, make him sympathize with you, and let you go, you are very wrong indeed.  You will quickly be introduced to [[police brutality|a whole new vista of pain]], at best. However, while he is beating you, just remember you live in the freest country in the world. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[USI|Being a drunk, the author of the tips below had his fair share of encounters with the police, some brutal, some rather unremarkable, some very lucky. He&#039;s figured out a few things that may help to smooth out an encounter, and he’ll share them with you with the stipulation that he is not a real lawyer, only an E-lawyer who&#039;s been arrested a few times too many.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Be polite. &#039;&#039;&#039;Always be polite&#039;&#039;&#039;. Always refer to them as &#039;&#039;&#039;Officer&#039;&#039;&#039;, not sir or ma’am (This is what pigs prefer to be called as it strokes their ego and doesn&#039;t remind them of their ass beatings they had daily in school). Do not call the cops &#039;&#039;&#039;[[truth|jackbooted government thugs]]&#039;&#039;&#039; or “fuckheads” or “stinking dicklickers,” at least not to their faces. &lt;br /&gt;
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*If stopped by an [[cop|officer]], you are required under &#039;&#039;[[moonspeak|Terry v. Ohio]]&#039;&#039; to give your legal name, your address, and your business abroad, i.e. going on a [[beer]] run. Give this information freely and politely.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Also under &#039;&#039;Terry&#039;&#039; you can be &#039;&#039;&#039;[[molested|stopped and frisked]]&#039;&#039;&#039; for weapons. This is perfectly legal.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Speaking of lawyers, have one, and have his name in your wallet. Always invoke your right to counsel and say that you refuse to speak without your lawyer present. You will [[rage|rile]] the cop, which is odd because even the most brain dead pig should be able to count to five, (as in the Fifth Amendment.)&lt;br /&gt;
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*If you are ever in the bad situation of being interrogated, the best thing you can do is visualize the word &#039;&#039;&#039;ATTORNEY&#039;&#039;&#039; in big black letters painted on the walls facing you because they will try to interrupt you or stop you in anyway from saying that word.  Scream it, hell, demand it from the second the cops declare you under arrest and keep telling everyone you meet in the process of arrest that you want a lawyer.  This is not the time to be polite, cuz the procedures pigs follow were created by people a lot smarter than you and they count on the basic human being&#039;s desire to be helpful and polite.  Don&#039;t let them pull rank.  Don&#039;t be polite and let them finish what they are saying.  Don&#039;t let them trick you with promises.  Don&#039;t believe them when they say they only want to hear your side of the story.  Remember, cops are allowed to lie but you get charged for it so don&#039;t believe whatever comes out of their mouth and tell them &#039;&#039;&#039;YOU WANT A FUCKING LAWYER&#039;&#039;&#039; from the start.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Once you have invoke your right to council &#039;&#039;&#039;DO NOT FUCKING RESCIND IT&#039;&#039;&#039;  They will try all kinds of tricks like saying that they can help you or if you talk now you can make a deal.  The best way you can help yourself is &#039;&#039;&#039;BY KEEPING YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT AND LISTENING TO A LAWYER&#039;&#039;&#039; because as you are paying them, they are the only person on your side.&lt;br /&gt;
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*You are legally allowed to challange an unlawful arrest, say that a cop only said that you are under arrest because they have no legal right to detain you and are only using it as a means to keep you there,  by just walking away but you&#039;d  &#039;&#039;&#039;BETTER BE DAMN SURE&#039;&#039;&#039; and if at all possible, have proof.  Dash cams and livestreaming are your friends.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Pay for an attorney.  Do not count on a public defender because as they are so overworked, they are often in league with the prosecutor and known for playing to them.  They will sit there and tell you how they fought for you when all they did was grab the first deal the prosecutor offered.  Don&#039;t worry about not having the money, depending on where you are or who you call, many attorneys will help you if you make a down payment and make payments.  It helps if you have a job for this option to be available and you&#039;re not facing charges where you&#039;re looking at a lot of time.&lt;br /&gt;
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*While we&#039;re going down this street, &#039;&#039;&#039;IT HELPS IF YOU HAVE A FUCKING JOB.&#039;&#039;&#039; People with jobs are seen as responsible, having ties to the community and trustworthy by juries and, at times, judges.  People with jobs are usually asked to pay lower rates of bail and can usually get alternate forms of punishment, avoiding jail, for first time offenses like drugs, DUI and sometimes assault.  Jobs also help when you&#039;re being tried as a drug supplier and the prosecutor wants to know how you paid for a $200,000 Ferrari having no known income.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Don&#039;t be depressed by what you are originally charged with.  Cops are trained to just throw out charges and see what sticks.  A half-assed attorney can get the bullshit charges removed &#039;&#039;&#039;ONLY IF YOU KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT AND DEMAND YOUR RIGHT TO COUNCIL&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Depending on what State you live in, &#039;&#039;&#039;DON&#039;T COUNT ON SELF DEFENSE AS A LEGITIMATE EXCUSE&#039;&#039;&#039; Depending on the state you&#039;re in you will most likely be charged with aggravated assault and felonious assault because you kicked someone&#039;s ass defending yourself.  If it goes further and you kill them, then expect murder or manslaughter because most states are not like Florida and believe that you can instigate a fight, participate in a fight but so long as you don&#039;t win it, you won&#039;t be the person getting charged because the person being attacked becomes the aggresor when they start throwing punches. If you try to say that you were being robbed and if they would have succeeded they&#039;d have taken all your money for that week, the judge will simply respond with, &amp;quot;Why are you carrying money when ATM and Debit cards are everywhere?&amp;quot;  &#039;&#039;&#039;LISTEN TO YOUR ATTORNEY ON THIS&#039;&#039;&#039; because if you go to court and are found guilty of aggravated assault you will most likely do 18 months because you pissed of the judge as compared to probation by pleading out.  Again, depending on the state, those 18 months might have to be done in a jail which is [[over 9000]] times worse than a prison because there is nothing to do and a $10 Wal-Mart radio will cost you $60 because they want to rape your family while, at the same time, helps to cover some of the costs of running the jail with grossly overcharged commissary.&lt;br /&gt;
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*You may be under the mistaken impression that you can get out of an arrest because you weren’t read your rights. Wrong. If you are caught in the act of a crime, the cop can charge you and, since he doesn’t need to question you, you don’t need to be read your &#039;&#039;Miranda&#039;&#039; rights.&lt;br /&gt;
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*If you are stopped while driving, &#039;&#039;&#039;keep your hands on the wheel&#039;&#039;&#039;. Don’t go digging in the glove compartment. Comply with the officers requests, be honest, don’t lie, and be polite.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Use the reasonable person argument. Say to the officer something like, “Well, officer, I think a reasonable person in this situation would invoke his right to remain silent, so I’m going to go ahead and do that.” The reasonable person is a legal term, so it carries weight.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;DO NOT&#039;&#039;&#039;, under any circumstances, touch a cop in a manner that could even remotely be considered hostile.  Even bumping into an officer&#039;s shoulder can and has been ruled as assaulting a police officer, and the penalties for this are extremely severe as a favorite charge cops like to add for even sneezing in the general direction is that you tried to grab their gun.&lt;br /&gt;
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*If you do have something in your car you&#039;d rather the cops not find, but he can&#039;t prove it without searching your car, you do have the right to refuse him the right to search your car.  Just say &amp;quot;I do not consent to any searches,&amp;quot; and do not let yourself be bullied by the cop.  They will try to scare you with comments like, &amp;quot;Do you know how fast I can get a warrant?&amp;quot;  If it&#039;s so damn easy, make the cop do the extra work and get one- don&#039;t make their job any easier for them.  The truth is, the cop needs a certain amount of evidence to get a warrant and can&#039;t get one just because you refused a search.  Just remember this little anecdote, when a cop demands to search your car, you are under suspicion as being a criminal.  In American law, the criminal is the one with all the rights.  Do as [[Nancy Reagan]] said and [[just say no]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Furthermore, attract as little attention to yourself as possible. Sarah Connor told Arnie to keep it under 85 so they didn&#039;t get pulled over &#039;&#039;for a reason&#039;&#039;. If you&#039;re carrying drugs, have a suspended license, no insurance, have had too much to drink, are an illegal, are black, whatever, now is the time to drive the speed limit, come to full stops, put your fucking phone down, and obey all posted signs. This way that asshole in the penis-envy pickup truck who overtook you to go 90 in a 30 zone gets a traffic ticket, instead of you getting a traffic ticket AND trip to the pokey for having a brick of coke on the back seat.&lt;br /&gt;
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*There are places to fight a traffic ticket. The side of the street is not one of them. If you&#039;re given a ticket, don&#039;t be a whiny bitch, don&#039;t fight, don&#039;t argue, don&#039;t antagonize the pig that oinked it out. What you do is you grow a pair of prunes, take the ticket, and fight that shit in the courthouse. Even then, fighting a ticket sucks time and money, and there&#039;s no guarantee whatsoever that you&#039;ll win, and even if you do win the victory is Pyrrhic at best: &#039;&#039;&#039;the best way to not pay a traffic ticket is to NOT GET a traffic ticket.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Also, &#039;&#039;&#039;DO NOT RUN&#039;&#039;&#039;. Running only adds more charges on to your ass and increases your chances of getting [[Curb Stomp|curb stomped]] or shot. Plus, no one likes running. If you make a cop run, he may drop his donut and then get &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;really&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; mad.  If you are in a car and drunk &#039;&#039;&#039;JUST PULL THE FUCK OVER&#039;&#039;&#039; because a DUI, a night or two in jail and a couple months of AA are nothing when compared to the shit you&#039;re going to bring down on yourself because you had to slam down the throttle. I know people whose lives are super fucked up and wish they could undo that bad decision they made to run.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Protip]]: &#039;&#039;&#039;Don&#039;t be an idiot&#039;&#039;&#039; around cops. Smoking out, throwing a brick through a window and writing a bad word on a wall doesn&#039;t make you a hardened criminal. Lay off the weed and wash your Che shirt once in awhile because no matter how bad you think the police are, be glad that you are being arrested in the U.S. and not in our closest neighbor of [[Mexico]] where the cops are literally criminals with badges and are only arresting you for the ransom they think your parents will pay.  For the [[lulz]] it could even be [[Cuba]] where it&#039;s still believed that if you were really innocent, you wouldn&#039;t have confessed during that 3 day police beating.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Make sure you actually know your rights, and the rights of the cop you&#039;re dealing with. These change state-by-state, and country-by-country, and it&#039;s most certainly not the best idea to take legal advice at face value from the [[Alcoholic|dashing rogues]] here at ED. We&#039;ll help you score on the cops because it&#039;s funny to watch some bacon sizzle, but we don&#039;t actually give a fuck about you and most certainly are [[X is not your personal army|not your personal army]]: if you overstep your boundaries and get [[George Floyd|Floyded]] for the trouble, we&#039;re not going to lift a finger to help, nor will anyone feel bad for you. Odds are all we&#039;ll do is point and laugh, and &#039;&#039;maybe&#039;&#039; write an article about you if your &amp;quot;finest hour&amp;quot; was particularly lulzy. Never forget the only people who win the ghetto lottery are niggers, and even &#039;&#039;then&#039;&#039; it&#039;s their family who get payouts and free shit, and their community who pretend to care to use the &amp;quot;tragedy&amp;quot; as an excuse to riot, while the &amp;quot;victim&amp;quot; -- you -- get tossed in a ditch.&lt;br /&gt;
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* And finally, if your I.Q. is higher than two digits and you can read, you&#039;ll notice [[TLDR|all of this can be summed up as succinctly]] as &amp;quot;don&#039;t say anything stupid and don&#039;t be a stupid cunt.&amp;quot; As fun as it is to believe there is some racist classist police state machine to keep down the oppressed, especially when you&#039;re an [[Niggers|edgy]] [[Antifa|paranoid]] [[Injuns|attention-grubbing]] [[White Trash|retard]], or when you get to watch someone who believes this [[Police Brutality|get their clock cleaned]], the fact of the matter is [[NORPs|doughy middle-class dweebs from the suburbs]] generally don&#039;t say and do the kinds of things that bring the flabby arm of the law down on them. Guess what? It turns out being a boring fuck who doesn&#039;t carry a piece down his pants, deal drugs, stagger down the street drunk or high, steal, vandalize, riot, loot, beat his wife, collect [[CP]], or antagonize the badge-wearing schoolyard bullies who can beat and arrest their asses, and instead has a job, doesn&#039;t start shit, and minds his Ps and Qs when dealing with the law, is likely to go their whole life without ever even &#039;&#039;speaking&#039;&#039; to a cop, let alone needing to be taught how to deal with one. Cops are assholes for sure, but that doesn&#039;t automatically mean the stupid pricks who run afoul of them are goddamned Robin Hood fighting some kind of good fight. In other words people get fucked with by cops for the exact same reasons [[Lolcows]] get fucked with by [[Trolls]]: [[Truth|they are easy targets who say and do retarded things when saying and doing nothing would have solved everything]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== [[FUCKING|An Uplifting]] [[MURDER|Message]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If you got beef with the C-O-Ps.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Kill it with fire|Throw a Molotov at the P-I-Gs]]|[http://www.metrolyrics.com/pork-and-beef-lyrics-the-coup.html The Coup]|[[Pun|Pork and Beef]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|Support higher education. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Send a cop to Kindergarten.|Al Bundy.  Married With Children}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|About to [[Pun|smoke some pork]] with my [[Gun|M-16]]...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Blue-lightin&#039;, ticket-writin&#039;, [[Pun|doughnut-biting]] pricks|[http://www.musicmademe.com/song/lyrics/86367 Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles]|All Cops Are Dicks}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I got my black shirt on. I got my black gloves on. I got my ski mask on. This shit&#039;s been too long. I got my twelve gauge sawed off. I got my headlights turned off. I&#039;m &#039;bout to bust some shots off. I&#039;m &#039;bout to dust some cops off.|[http://www.sing365.com/music/Lyric.nsf/Cop-Killer-lyrics-Body-Count/2F0DC2EBC395D36948256C39000E7EAE Body Count]|Cop Killer}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== Philly Cops Haet Internets ==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.foxbusiness.com/on-air/stossel/blog/2011/05/16/philly-police-harass-threaten-shoot-man-legally-carrying-gun As mentioned here] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-vUYeJXSrA and seen on jewtube], it seems that Philadelphia cops hate youtube.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[http://archive.fo/GfyQi So, if you see a pig in Philly ask him if he actually knows the lawls it&#039;s his job to enforce.]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Attorneys are usually no Better ==&lt;br /&gt;
Many attorneys claim in billboard campaigns claim you can make zillions MOAR money if you have been unfairly assaulted by police.  Unless your life was [[not you|seriously ruined]], they will talk about how much they support you, then ask for 2000 Shekels for 5 minutes of work that your LLM could have done in the first place for five bucks :p.  Then, they claim that they can&#039;t do anything else.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Splattered cop.jpg|[[Kill it with fire|Kill it with (gun) fire!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Coplove.jpg|Rodney King forgives his oppressors, on the next [[Maury]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[ File:Cops trolled by donut danglers.jpg|thumb|right|Best front-rank disruption tactic evar]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fuck The Police]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris Dorner]] - Ex-cop who turned on the piggies. Hero.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ian Naude]] - a paedo cop.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pig]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Police brutality]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Standing Up To Authority]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Switch police on]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1581401/Manchester-police-chief-Michael-Todd-found-dead-at-bottom-of-cliff.html What happens when pigs try to fly?]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20120103084107/http://ratemycop.com/ One way to stick it to the man]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://copblaster.com/ A new way to stick it to &#039;em harder]&lt;br /&gt;
* {{twitter|saifbzayed|DERSUPERCOP}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Cops</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: /* Philly Cops Haet Internets */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;This article is about [[IRL]] police, not to be confused with the [[internet police]]&#039;&#039;.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Security.jpg|thumb|right|225px|Your average police officer on patrol.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pig with a pig.png|thumb|225px|Not even their brethren are safe.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Undercover nazi police.jpg|thumb|225px|Next stop: you]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:DERSUPERCOP.png|thumb|225px|Battlefield3: DERSUPERCOP. The thrill of Police Force from the deep outskirts of Sandistan.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Cops&#039;&#039;&#039; (also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Pigs&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;Rozzers&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;The Fuzz&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;5-0&#039;&#039;&#039;,  &#039;&#039;&#039;The Feds&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;The Filth&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Nigger|Animal Control]]&#039;&#039;&#039;, though the most accurate term is &#039;&#039;&#039;Thugs with Badges&#039;&#039;&#039;) are the [[IRL]] version of [[mod]]s. They have the power to send you to [[prison|rape house]] whenever the mood strikes them, especially if you are a [[nigger|colored]] [[mexican|person]]. Cops are hated and feared by [[Nigger|Criminals]] due to their habit of completely brutalizing and unfairly hurting Blacks who dindu nuffin except commit a crime and/or resist arrest. Because they flunked out of grade school, the average IQ of a policeman is the same as that of their favourite prey, the nigger, and are actually threatened by anyone who can use words with more than one syllable. Contrary to [[The Simpsons]], they don&#039;t just sit in cop cars all day, eating doughnuts and drinking coffee, but actually spend 90% of their day killing niggers, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrZLc9lqQM0 confiscating weed, making hash brownies, and trolling 911 operators].&lt;br /&gt;
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The majority of the police force of any given locality is made up of [[Micropenis|tiny-dicked]], insecure [[rednecks]] suffering from some of the most severe and visible [[IRL]] cases of [[unwarranted self importance]]. [[Some argue]] that the [[government]] created police departments to protect the public by enforcing the governments laws. Police are in fact gangs that the government cannot reign in. So it is in the interest of public safety that you open fire upon any police officers you happen to see. However, if you don&#039;t own guns because the [[Hillary Clinton|government took them away]] [[No|(enjoying your freedom there?)]], you can read this article for some tips on [[Murder|how to deal with the police]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Origins and Purpose ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Secret Cop Pig Logo.jpg|thumb|225px|right|oink oink]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Jesus Christ|2000 years ago]], the &amp;quot;police&amp;quot; as we knew it never really existed, and social order in the medieval shithole of Europe relied upon knights who would spend more of their time killing each other for their feudal lords than actually preventing crime. The modern police is descended from the [[United States]]&#039; institutionalised &amp;quot;Slave patrols&amp;quot; because their niggers kept running away from work so much that the government was forced to counter-troll the niggers by shaving [[pigs]] and squeezing them into blue pants and a shirt, then giving them guns and cars with pretty, [[ADHD]]-placating flashing lights, thus starting 400 years of state-sanctioned, domestic oppression. Their scheme has not worked according to [[Final solution|plan]] and the [[IRL trolling]] has become an epidemic. In order to avoid looking as if things have not gone [[Just as planned|according to plan]], they have since changed their mission statement from &amp;quot;To [[White knight|Protect]] and to [[Blowjob|Serve]]&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;Protect (our own skin) and Serve (ourselves).&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite there being nigger police, many whitey police officers are still blatant [[racist]]s. Any action they take against any minority is multiplied by [[over 9000]], since they can send people to the [[rape]] dungeon, to be [[goatse|raped until they&#039;re 60-something]], if they make it that long. They will actually go out of their way to get as many negroids off the streets, which actually makes the ones that succeed a [[pretty cool guy]]. It&#039;s a known fact that since the police are essentially the arm of [[the man]], they were responsible for framing OJ, turning Michael Jackson white, killing 2-pac, stealing [[Mitchell Henderson]]&#039;s iPod, [[WTC]], introducing Tiger Woods to all those white wimmins, [[Rodney King|beating blackie with flashlights]], and faking the moon landing.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you do something [[murder|bad enough]], they may actually drop the final ban-hammer on you with a [[in the ass|needle in the ass]], and kicking you off IRL. If a slow painful death at the hands of some pussy poison isn&#039;t your flavor, try pulling a gun out when pulled over, as it is a proven source of lulz for everyone. Bonus points for shooting the cops then running away. This provides the press with something to cover, the people for someone to root for, and the cops much needed exercise. And when they finally do kill you, you&#039;ll be giving thousands of cops all over the nation sweet, sweet release. Because nothing gets these pigs off faster than the thought of a fellow cop gunning down a civilian. Why do you think they got into this business in the first place?&lt;br /&gt;
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==Types of Police Officers==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Im gonna kick your ass and get away with it.jpg|thumb|225px|right|All cops have [[unwarranted self importance]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Omg brutality.jpg|thumb|225px|Police brutality.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*The standard [[Fag|Boys in Blue]]- Fat douchebags that can be seen a mile away in a standard cop car. Usually so out-of-shape that it&#039;s a miracle they can make it to a police station, let alone catch a negro at full sprint. Generally [[retard|poorly educated]], [[racist]], and full of [[unwarranted self-importance]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Black ops|Black Cops]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Amazingly, although most niggers are afraid to snitch, let alone go to the police, some go against their kindred, and become cops. Usually steroid abusers who speak in [[ALL CAPS|shouting]], and act like they belong to a gang, despite the fact they were probably rejected for not being able to sneak enough coke up their ass.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Undercover cops&#039;&#039;&#039; - Like the common Jew, these motherfuckers can be hard to sniff out if you [[newfag|don&#039;t know how]]. However, if you aren&#039;t a complete retard, they&#039;re pretty simple to pick out of a crowd, however be wary around them, as even looking in their general direction will get you busted.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;State Patrol&#039;&#039;&#039; - The [[lie|kings]] of the highway, these are the fuckwits that give you tickets for going 2mph over the speed limit. If you&#039;re a woman, you just have to show a little cleave or cry a bit to get out of a ticket, and on occasion, suck one off. If you&#039;re a guy, the best bet is to reach through your window and sock one in the testicles, and drive off to make a high speed chase, eventually ending in you [[an hero|driving your car through a tree/off a cliff]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;v=R_G4FB4tegY &#039;&#039;&#039;Wimmin Cops&#039;&#039;&#039;] - Dykes. Women who weren&#039;t born with a big stick between their legs, so they carry a big stick at work. The best defense against this type is to also be a dyke. Normal women and men are pretty much out of luck.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Snitches&#039;&#039;&#039; - While not technically cops, they are usually considered just as bad or worse. After your average small-time drug dealer gets busted, he&#039;ll usually become the cops&#039; [[bitch|informant]]. Being an informant is a lucrative and personally rewarding career. Until the cop doesn&#039;t need you anymore, and subsequently burns you to make his arrest record look better or uses you as a patsy. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[FBI]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - The governments police, these guys will come into your house while you sleep, and steal you into the night, never to be heard from again. They can/will erase any trace of you from existence, and will keep any information of you from resurfacing. They control the internet, and [[some argue|some say]] they control ED.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Military]]&#039;&#039;&#039; Police - These guys see themselves as big deals being both police officers and [[fags|servicemen]] despite the fact that you can just drive/walk off their base to avoid arrest (their jurisdiction stops at the gate) and the fact that the ASVAB score requirement for MPs is less than the minimum score to join the military.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Correctional Officers&#039;&#039;&#039; - These are semi cops that never had the balls to undergo real cop training. Also known as NotAcOps. ProTip - Put any greasy grimy substance you can find on the doorhandles of your local Jail/Prison. This results in anger and random cavity searches. Be careful, as the women variety usually hold some serious resentment towards male prisoners.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Security Officer&#039;&#039;&#039;/&#039;&#039;&#039;Rent-A-Pig&#039;&#039;&#039;/&#039;&#039;&#039;Mall Cop&#039;&#039;&#039; - These are pretend cops who think they actually are cops when in reality they have [[Useless|little to no actual authority over anything or anybody]]; and yet all of the [[unwarranted self-importance|pure unadulterated ego-power stroking]]. It is this [[Truth|grossly narcissistic misconceived view of reality]] that places many of them on the same level as [[pigs]], particularly those who are allowed to carry firearms.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Ravpup|Identifying An Undercover Police Officer]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Oink oink.gif|thumb|right|225px|How to properly deal with the pigs.]]&lt;br /&gt;
There are a few ways to spot an officer, undercover or otherwise, in public:&lt;br /&gt;
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*The desire to kill niggers&lt;br /&gt;
*Mustaches, with each half inch thick doubling the odds of it being the po-po.&lt;br /&gt;
*Denim that aren&#039;t pants. This can include denim shirts, denim jackets, denim hats, denim socks, denim speedos, denim glasses, and denim contact lenses. Undercover only, because everyone knows that drug dealers are too cool for regular clothes.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sunglasses, aviator preferred.&lt;br /&gt;
*Bulges in jackets, usually due to guns, badges, or the actual drugs they steal from dead nigger children. &lt;br /&gt;
*Being white, as all drug dealers are niggers (and the occasional Mexican).&lt;br /&gt;
*Reading a newspaper upside down trying to look nonchalant.&lt;br /&gt;
*Talking with other cops, mostly about that nigger they dragged off the street.&lt;br /&gt;
*Certain phrases from them are dead giveaways. For instance, &amp;quot;You are under arrest&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;snort oink snort&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;Donuts? Who said donuts?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*A taser to [[Chikins|fry niggers with]]&lt;br /&gt;
*May have a camera crew following them around to document their [[Buttsecks|&#039;Daring Exploits&#039;]]&lt;br /&gt;
*If you&#039;re in High School, look for that older looking guy that can never be found after school and no one seems to know where he lives or have met his parents but is popular because he has the best car and can get you whatever you want.  He&#039;ll usually be that dude who just appeared late in the school year and on the first day there already has 2 or 3 really good friends that some people have recently accused as being a snitch.  His most obvious cue is, that despite being a junky and a dealer, he is always on time for school.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Cops In The [[UK]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Police and terrorist.jpg|600px|thumb|centre|British police chill with a terrorist]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Anti lulz police.jpg|thumb|right|225px|The MET&#039;s modern day recruitment poster[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/02/25/met_police_defacement/]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Modern british policing.jpg|thumb|right|225px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the halcyon days where you could leave your front door open without the fear of being robbed, the local police officers or “Bobbies” as they were called, were seen by the general public as local simpletons in suits. Police procedure in dealing with criminals included:&lt;br /&gt;
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:* [[Whistles go whoo|Blowing whistles.]] &lt;br /&gt;
:* Slipping on banana skins.&lt;br /&gt;
:* Shouting “I know where you live” as the perpetrator makes their getaway.&lt;br /&gt;
:* Running really fast while Yakety Sax plays in the background.&lt;br /&gt;
:* [https://web.archive.org/web/20100227060502/http://www.paltelegraph.com/columnists/peter-eyre/4403-the-deeply-upsetting-story-of-hollie-greig] if all else fails&lt;br /&gt;
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This is because until the [[1980s]] and [[Margaret Thatcher]] came along, no-one in Britain had anything worth stealing and leaving your front door open was an invitation to burglars to come in and see for themselves that this was the case. The average Briton owned a teapot, a knotted-rag rug, some damp linoleum and a comb. Everyone was happy. &lt;br /&gt;
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The only crimes that were ever committed were &lt;br /&gt;
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* Bank robberies, in which [[Faggots|British hoodlums]] would dress up with stockings over their heads and use a [[Dildo|cosh]] on bank staff (because [[Fail|guns were too hard to get]]) or dig through from the cellar of the shop next door and spend all weekend trying to enter the bank vault armed only with a blowtorch.&lt;br /&gt;
* Train robberies, OK, there was only one of these, carried out by [[Genius|crooks]] who realised the money would be easier to steal while it was outside the bank rather than inside it, but everyone still goes on about it to this day.&lt;br /&gt;
* Aristocratic murders, typically poisoning for the [[Jewgold|inheritance money]] but occasionally because some insane Lord had [http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/feb/03/our-fascination-with-lord-lucan-never-fades-but-who-was-he managed to pwn his babysitter while trying to murder his wife with the lights turned off.]&lt;br /&gt;
* The taking of pies from windowsills, where they had been put after removal from the oven in order to cool down.&lt;br /&gt;
* Disobedient wives refusing to take their sedatives and getting ideas above their [[Kitchen|station]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In all such cases, the crimes were solved by a taskforce of white children riding bikes, and the bedraggled miscreants handed in to the police, dejected and demoralised, while the police promised the children a slap-up tea at the Hotel de Posh and pocketed the reward money for themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Then suddenly under the reign of Bad Queen Thatch, everyone had money and started buying stuff they didn&#039;t need and shutting their front doors to keep their new shit safe. So burglars decided to pick on houses whose doors were closed and it&#039;s been downhill ever since.&lt;br /&gt;
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Today’s UK police officer is an entirely different beast. &#039;&#039;&#039;The Metropolitan Police Farce&#039;&#039;&#039; have taken a leaf out of their US counterpart’s books, not in the way that means using up-to-date methods of forensic [[science]] to produce an air tight case against an alleged criminal; but by using deceit, intimidation, hearsay, [http://www.weeklygripe.co.uk/a430.asp harassment], [https://web.archive.org/web/20080719102535/http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/law/article3368163.ece lies] and [http://archive.fo/VacuZ fraud], they can make sure even the loosest case is put forward for prosecution.&lt;br /&gt;
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In contrast to this, the volunteer group The [[retard|Special]] Cunt-stubbles (or PCSOs aka &#039;Hobby Bobbies&#039;) are about [http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article2505301.ece as effective as a chocolate fireguard].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[To Catch a Predator]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
If you continue looking for [[loli]] and [[CP]] on the internet, then there&#039;s a 99.99% chance of you getting the infamous [[Party Van|party van]] logo on your comp. It is inadvisable to use your friend&#039;s, or local library&#039;s computer to do so, as this can lead to either getting arrested. Because of their severe retardation, Cops are easy to fool this way, and really don&#039;t give a shit who they send to jail, as long as he&#039;s black.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[PROTIP]]s for talking to police officer==&lt;br /&gt;
If you encounter one of these &#039;&#039;&#039;COP&#039;&#039;&#039;s ([[Cockmongler|&#039;&#039;&#039;C&#039;&#039;&#039;ockmongling]] &#039;&#039;&#039;O&#039;&#039;&#039;verdressed [[pig|&#039;&#039;&#039;P&#039;&#039;&#039;ig]]), DO &#039;&#039;NOT&#039;&#039; attempt to reason with it. These beasts suffer from severe [[intellectual insufficiency]] and will attempt to beat you down with the three sentences they know or, failing that, a big [[black]] [[Wikipedia:Nightstick|phallus]]. Instead:&lt;br /&gt;
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# Ask him why he decided to drop out of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;high school&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Kindergarten to become a cop.&lt;br /&gt;
# Ask the [[irony|pig]] if he&#039;s Jewish. Cops will really [[rape|love]] you for that. Especially if they ARE [[niggers|Jewish]].&lt;br /&gt;
# If it&#039;s a [[nigger]], ask him how he live knowing he&#039;s selling out 300 years of black oppression by being a cop.&lt;br /&gt;
# Pretend you don&#039;t speak English so you must communicate with a series of grunts and oinks.&lt;br /&gt;
# Bribe them with a donut when pulled over, or some fried chicken if it&#039;s a nigger. Always keep both in your glove compartment for emergencies.&lt;br /&gt;
# Be concise and to the point when talking to them. They have the attention spans of ADD children on coke.&lt;br /&gt;
# Ask him if his [[penis|dick]] is in proportion to his thumb.&lt;br /&gt;
# Ask him if his career makes up for him being bullied in high school.&lt;br /&gt;
# [[GTFO|Calmly walk away]]. Pigs are sensitive to rapid movement and may chase you if you run.&lt;br /&gt;
# If you happen upon a female officer, smack her hard on the ass. Most female cops are [[Butch|very effeminate and have nothing against men]]. They may even have [[Lie|sex]] with you!&lt;br /&gt;
# Again, in the case of a [[lesbian|female officer]] toss in pet names like bitch, cunt or whore.  [[Lie|The more you sound like her father or husband]], the better your chances of being let go.&lt;br /&gt;
# Never pull your car over to the side of the road. (Seriously, what are they going to do, go &#039;&#039;Mad Max&#039;&#039; on your ass?)&lt;br /&gt;
# Police love the crack, try offering them some on the streets to support our boys in blue!&lt;br /&gt;
# Should your pig become agitated, you may need to [[euthanize]] it. Do so by the following means:&lt;br /&gt;
#* &#039;&#039;&#039;If [[male]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Firearms]] are the preferred form of [[murder]], but anything that comes to hand will do the job, really. Beating a pig to death with your [[cock]] (if you can find it) means major bonus [[points]]. Don&#039;t forget to &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;put two in its head to make sure that it&#039;s dead&amp;quot;!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
#* &#039;&#039;&#039;If [[female]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; Attempt to suck the pig&#039;s brains out. Everyone knows that pigs&#039; brains are located in their lower abdomen, so the penis is the easiest route. [[BJ|Suck]] until the [[cum|brains]] squirt out. You&#039;ll know this occurs when the pig sighs out its dying breath and you feel the brains fly into your throat. &lt;br /&gt;
# If all other attempts at negotiation fail, open your car door very fast and bash that fucking pig in the face. If it didn&#039;t [[retard|brain damage]] him or kill him, he&#039;ll be too incapacitated to give you his precious fucking ticket.&lt;br /&gt;
# Play like you didn&#039;t know [[9/11|what you were doing was illegal]] even though you know full well [[Masturbating|what you were actually doing]]. If you speak intelligently and clearly when telling them this then they will be so distracted by your ability to form coherent sentences, that they will let you go with a warning.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Moar]] tips for dealing with cops ===&lt;br /&gt;
* Always become highly intoxicated before driving. This way, the cop will know you are a dude who likes to &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;party&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;. They respect that.&lt;br /&gt;
* When you pull over, wait for the cop to approach to roll down your window.  Once he&#039;s there, blow a bong hit into his face.&lt;br /&gt;
* If you see a young woman who is being [[alcohol#driving|immorally arrested]], don&#039;t think that means you have to sit back and idly watch!  [[trolling_irl|Invoke your first amendment rights]] by filming yourself shouting [http://wakeup2010.blogspot.com/2010/08/arrested-for-calling-cop-nazi.html &amp;quot;Nazi,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Gestapo,&amp;quot; and babbling about the ILLUMINATI.]  The officers involved will quickly realize their mistake, release the young lady, and you will have made a [[rape|new friend]].&lt;br /&gt;
* If you are caught outside the car, or must stop for some [[Piss|important reason]], remember to speak to the pig in its native tongue, by oinking. This will make it feel at ease, and you&#039;ll see its joy in the increased blush of its skin, and the loud oinks it replies with.&lt;br /&gt;
* When pulled over, it is best to say, &amp;quot;Yeah, I got something for ya, pig&amp;quot; and reach &#039;&#039;very quickly&#039;&#039; into your glove box to get your registration.  &lt;br /&gt;
* If you are a minority, try going out in white face. You could do pretty much anything you want.&lt;br /&gt;
* Never speak to them. Cops are always trying to size everyone up in the room, and might be trying to get you for something. This is why a lot of [[Internet tough guy|internet tough guys]] are wannabe cops [[IRL]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* Odds are you won&#039;t get caught speeding anyway, as everyone knows that they go in pairs in order to blow each other until the shifts up.&lt;br /&gt;
* Women should always wear an open shirt, as no non-homo (homo cops exist, promise) officer can resist dem&#039; magnificent tits.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real Tips for Dealing with Cops===&lt;br /&gt;
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Just in case you&#039;re a fucking [[retard]] and think the &amp;quot;tips&amp;quot; above will amuse the cop, make him sympathize with you, and let you go, you are very wrong indeed.  You will quickly be introduced to [[police brutality|a whole new vista of pain]], at best. However, while he is beating you, just remember you live in the freest country in the world. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[USI|Being a drunk, the author of the tips below had his fair share of encounters with the police, some brutal, some rather unremarkable, some very lucky. He&#039;s figured out a few things that may help to smooth out an encounter, and he’ll share them with you with the stipulation that he is not a real lawyer, only an E-lawyer who&#039;s been arrested a few times too many.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Be polite. &#039;&#039;&#039;Always be polite&#039;&#039;&#039;. Always refer to them as &#039;&#039;&#039;Officer&#039;&#039;&#039;, not sir or ma’am (This is what pigs prefer to be called as it strokes their ego and doesn&#039;t remind them of their ass beatings they had daily in school). Do not call the cops &#039;&#039;&#039;[[truth|jackbooted government thugs]]&#039;&#039;&#039; or “fuckheads” or “stinking dicklickers,” at least not to their faces. &lt;br /&gt;
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*If stopped by an [[cop|officer]], you are required under &#039;&#039;[[moonspeak|Terry v. Ohio]]&#039;&#039; to give your legal name, your address, and your business abroad, i.e. going on a [[beer]] run. Give this information freely and politely.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Also under &#039;&#039;Terry&#039;&#039; you can be &#039;&#039;&#039;[[molested|stopped and frisked]]&#039;&#039;&#039; for weapons. This is perfectly legal.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Speaking of lawyers, have one, and have his name in your wallet. Always invoke your right to counsel and say that you refuse to speak without your lawyer present. You will [[rage|rile]] the cop, which is odd because even the most brain dead pig should be able to count to five, (as in the Fifth Amendment.)&lt;br /&gt;
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*If you are ever in the bad situation of being interrogated, the best thing you can do is visualize the word &#039;&#039;&#039;ATTORNEY&#039;&#039;&#039; in big black letters painted on the walls facing you because they will try to interrupt you or stop you in anyway from saying that word.  Scream it, hell, demand it from the second the cops declare you under arrest and keep telling everyone you meet in the process of arrest that you want a lawyer.  This is not the time to be polite, cuz the procedures pigs follow were created by people a lot smarter than you and they count on the basic human being&#039;s desire to be helpful and polite.  Don&#039;t let them pull rank.  Don&#039;t be polite and let them finish what they are saying.  Don&#039;t let them trick you with promises.  Don&#039;t believe them when they say they only want to hear your side of the story.  Remember, cops are allowed to lie but you get charged for it so don&#039;t believe whatever comes out of their mouth and tell them &#039;&#039;&#039;YOU WANT A FUCKING LAWYER&#039;&#039;&#039; from the start.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Once you have invoke your right to council &#039;&#039;&#039;DO NOT FUCKING RESCIND IT&#039;&#039;&#039;  They will try all kinds of tricks like saying that they can help you or if you talk now you can make a deal.  The best way you can help yourself is &#039;&#039;&#039;BY KEEPING YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT AND LISTENING TO A LAWYER&#039;&#039;&#039; because as you are paying them, they are the only person on your side.&lt;br /&gt;
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*You are legally allowed to challange an unlawful arrest, say that a cop only said that you are under arrest because they have no legal right to detain you and are only using it as a means to keep you there,  by just walking away but you&#039;d  &#039;&#039;&#039;BETTER BE DAMN SURE&#039;&#039;&#039; and if at all possible, have proof.  Dash cams and livestreaming are your friends.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Pay for an attorney.  Do not count on a public defender because as they are so overworked, they are often in league with the prosecutor and known for playing to them.  They will sit there and tell you how they fought for you when all they did was grab the first deal the prosecutor offered.  Don&#039;t worry about not having the money, depending on where you are or who you call, many attorneys will help you if you make a down payment and make payments.  It helps if you have a job for this option to be available and you&#039;re not facing charges where you&#039;re looking at a lot of time.&lt;br /&gt;
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*While we&#039;re going down this street, &#039;&#039;&#039;IT HELPS IF YOU HAVE A FUCKING JOB.&#039;&#039;&#039; People with jobs are seen as responsible, having ties to the community and trustworthy by juries and, at times, judges.  People with jobs are usually asked to pay lower rates of bail and can usually get alternate forms of punishment, avoiding jail, for first time offenses like drugs, DUI and sometimes assault.  Jobs also help when you&#039;re being tried as a drug supplier and the prosecutor wants to know how you paid for a $200,000 Ferrari having no known income.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Don&#039;t be depressed by what you are originally charged with.  Cops are trained to just throw out charges and see what sticks.  A half-assed attorney can get the bullshit charges removed &#039;&#039;&#039;ONLY IF YOU KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT AND DEMAND YOUR RIGHT TO COUNCIL&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Depending on what State you live in, &#039;&#039;&#039;DON&#039;T COUNT ON SELF DEFENSE AS A LEGITIMATE EXCUSE&#039;&#039;&#039; Depending on the state you&#039;re in you will most likely be charged with aggravated assault and felonious assault because you kicked someone&#039;s ass defending yourself.  If it goes further and you kill them, then expect murder or manslaughter because most states are not like Florida and believe that you can instigate a fight, participate in a fight but so long as you don&#039;t win it, you won&#039;t be the person getting charged because the person being attacked becomes the aggresor when they start throwing punches. If you try to say that you were being robbed and if they would have succeeded they&#039;d have taken all your money for that week, the judge will simply respond with, &amp;quot;Why are you carrying money when ATM and Debit cards are everywhere?&amp;quot;  &#039;&#039;&#039;LISTEN TO YOUR ATTORNEY ON THIS&#039;&#039;&#039; because if you go to court and are found guilty of aggravated assault you will most likely do 18 months because you pissed of the judge as compared to probation by pleading out.  Again, depending on the state, those 18 months might have to be done in a jail which is [[over 9000]] times worse than a prison because there is nothing to do and a $10 Wal-Mart radio will cost you $60 because they want to rape your family while, at the same time, helps to cover some of the costs of running the jail with grossly overcharged commissary.&lt;br /&gt;
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*You may be under the mistaken impression that you can get out of an arrest because you weren’t read your rights. Wrong. If you are caught in the act of a crime, the cop can charge you and, since he doesn’t need to question you, you don’t need to be read your &#039;&#039;Miranda&#039;&#039; rights.&lt;br /&gt;
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*If you are stopped while driving, &#039;&#039;&#039;keep your hands on the wheel&#039;&#039;&#039;. Don’t go digging in the glove compartment. Comply with the officers requests, be honest, don’t lie, and be polite.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Use the reasonable person argument. Say to the officer something like, “Well, officer, I think a reasonable person in this situation would invoke his right to remain silent, so I’m going to go ahead and do that.” The reasonable person is a legal term, so it carries weight.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;DO NOT&#039;&#039;&#039;, under any circumstances, touch a cop in a manner that could even remotely be considered hostile.  Even bumping into an officer&#039;s shoulder can and has been ruled as assaulting a police officer, and the penalties for this are extremely severe as a favorite charge cops like to add for even sneezing in the general direction is that you tried to grab their gun.&lt;br /&gt;
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*If you do have something in your car you&#039;d rather the cops not find, but he can&#039;t prove it without searching your car, you do have the right to refuse him the right to search your car.  Just say &amp;quot;I do not consent to any searches,&amp;quot; and do not let yourself be bullied by the cop.  They will try to scare you with comments like, &amp;quot;Do you know how fast I can get a warrant?&amp;quot;  If it&#039;s so damn easy, make the cop do the extra work and get one- don&#039;t make their job any easier for them.  The truth is, the cop needs a certain amount of evidence to get a warrant and can&#039;t get one just because you refused a search.  Just remember this little anecdote, when a cop demands to search your car, you are under suspicion as being a criminal.  In American law, the criminal is the one with all the rights.  Do as [[Nancy Reagan]] said and [[just say no]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Furthermore, attract as little attention to yourself as possible. Sarah Connor told Arnie to keep it under 85 so they didn&#039;t get pulled over &#039;&#039;for a reason&#039;&#039;. If you&#039;re carrying drugs, have a suspended license, no insurance, have had too much to drink, are an illegal, are black, whatever, now is the time to drive the speed limit, come to full stops, put your fucking phone down, and obey all posted signs. This way that asshole in the penis-envy pickup truck who overtook you to go 90 in a 30 zone gets a traffic ticket, instead of you getting a traffic ticket AND trip to the pokey for having a brick of coke on the back seat.&lt;br /&gt;
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*There are places to fight a traffic ticket. The side of the street is not one of them. If you&#039;re given a ticket, don&#039;t be a whiny bitch, don&#039;t fight, don&#039;t argue, don&#039;t antagonize the pig that oinked it out. What you do is you grow a pair of prunes, take the ticket, and fight that shit in the courthouse. Even then, fighting a ticket sucks time and money, and there&#039;s no guarantee whatsoever that you&#039;ll win, and even if you do win the victory is Pyrrhic at best: &#039;&#039;&#039;the best way to not pay a traffic ticket is to NOT GET a traffic ticket.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Also, &#039;&#039;&#039;DO NOT RUN&#039;&#039;&#039;. Running only adds more charges on to your ass and increases your chances of getting [[Curb Stomp|curb stomped]] or shot. Plus, no one likes running. If you make a cop run, he may drop his donut and then get &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;really&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; mad.  If you are in a car and drunk &#039;&#039;&#039;JUST PULL THE FUCK OVER&#039;&#039;&#039; because a DUI, a night or two in jail and a couple months of AA are nothing when compared to the shit you&#039;re going to bring down on yourself because you had to slam down the throttle. I know people whose lives are super fucked up and wish they could undo that bad decision they made to run.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Protip]]: &#039;&#039;&#039;Don&#039;t be an idiot&#039;&#039;&#039; around cops. Smoking out, throwing a brick through a window and writing a bad word on a wall doesn&#039;t make you a hardened criminal. Lay off the weed and wash your Che shirt once in awhile because no matter how bad you think the police are, be glad that you are being arrested in the U.S. and not in our closest neighbor of [[Mexico]] where the cops are literally criminals with badges and are only arresting you for the ransom they think your parents will pay.  For the [[lulz]] it could even be [[Cuba]] where it&#039;s still believed that if you were really innocent, you wouldn&#039;t have confessed during that 3 day police beating.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Make sure you actually know your rights, and the rights of the cop you&#039;re dealing with. These change state-by-state, and country-by-country, and it&#039;s most certainly not the best idea to take legal advice at face value from the [[Alcoholic|dashing rogues]] here at ED. We&#039;ll help you score on the cops because it&#039;s funny to watch some bacon sizzle, but we don&#039;t actually give a fuck about you and most certainly are [[X is not your personal army|not your personal army]]: if you overstep your boundaries and get [[George Floyd|Floyded]] for the trouble, we&#039;re not going to lift a finger to help, nor will anyone feel bad for you. Odds are all we&#039;ll do is point and laugh, and &#039;&#039;maybe&#039;&#039; write an article about you if your &amp;quot;finest hour&amp;quot; was particularly lulzy. Never forget the only people who win the ghetto lottery are niggers, and even &#039;&#039;then&#039;&#039; it&#039;s their family who get payouts and free shit, and their community who pretend to care to use the &amp;quot;tragedy&amp;quot; as an excuse to riot, while the &amp;quot;victim&amp;quot; -- you -- get tossed in a ditch.&lt;br /&gt;
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* And finally, if your I.Q. is higher than two digits and you can read, you&#039;ll notice [[TLDR|all of this can be summed up as succinctly]] as &amp;quot;don&#039;t say anything stupid and don&#039;t be a stupid cunt.&amp;quot; As fun as it is to believe there is some racist classist police state machine to keep down the oppressed, especially when you&#039;re an [[Niggers|edgy]] [[Antifa|paranoid]] [[Injuns|attention-grubbing]] [[White Trash|retard]], or when you get to watch someone who believes this [[Police Brutality|get their clock cleaned]], the fact of the matter is [[NORPs|doughy middle-class dweebs from the suburbs]] generally don&#039;t say and do the kinds of things that bring the flabby arm of the law down on them. Guess what? It turns out being a boring fuck who doesn&#039;t carry a piece down his pants, deal drugs, stagger down the street drunk or high, steal, vandalize, riot, loot, beat his wife, collect [[CP]], or antagonize the badge-wearing schoolyard bullies who can beat and arrest their asses, and instead has a job, doesn&#039;t start shit, and minds his Ps and Qs when dealing with the law, is likely to go their whole life without ever even &#039;&#039;speaking&#039;&#039; to a cop, let alone needing to be taught how to deal with one. Cops are assholes for sure, but that doesn&#039;t automatically mean the stupid pricks who run afoul of them are goddamned Robin Hood fighting some kind of good fight. In other words people get fucked with by cops for the exact same reasons [[Lolcows]] get fucked with by [[Trolls]]: [[Truth|they are easy targets who say and do retarded things when saying and doing nothing would have solved everything]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== [[FUCKING|An Uplifting]] [[MURDER|Message]] ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If you got beef with the C-O-Ps.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Kill it with fire|Throw a Molotov at the P-I-Gs]]|[http://www.metrolyrics.com/pork-and-beef-lyrics-the-coup.html The Coup]|[[Pun|Pork and Beef]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|Support higher education. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Send a cop to Kindergarten.|Al Bundy.  Married With Children}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|About to [[Pun|smoke some pork]] with my [[Gun|M-16]]...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Blue-lightin&#039;, ticket-writin&#039;, [[Pun|doughnut-biting]] pricks|[http://www.musicmademe.com/song/lyrics/86367 Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles]|All Cops Are Dicks}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I got my black shirt on. I got my black gloves on. I got my ski mask on. This shit&#039;s been too long. I got my twelve gauge sawed off. I got my headlights turned off. I&#039;m &#039;bout to bust some shots off. I&#039;m &#039;bout to dust some cops off.|[http://www.sing365.com/music/Lyric.nsf/Cop-Killer-lyrics-Body-Count/2F0DC2EBC395D36948256C39000E7EAE Body Count]|Cop Killer}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== Philly Cops Haet Internets ==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.foxbusiness.com/on-air/stossel/blog/2011/05/16/philly-police-harass-threaten-shoot-man-legally-carrying-gun As mentioned here] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-vUYeJXSrA and seen on jewtube], it seems that Philadelphia cops hate youtube.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[http://archive.fo/GfyQi So, if you see a pig in Philly ask him if he actually knows the lawls it&#039;s his job to enforce.]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Attorneys are usually no Better ==&lt;br /&gt;
Many attorneys claim in billboard campaigns claim you can make zillions MOAR money if you have been unfairly assaulted by police.  Unless your life was [[not you|seriously ruined]], they will talk about how much they support you, then ask for 2000 Shekels for 5 minutes of work that your LLM could have done in the first place. :p  Then, they claim that they can&#039;t do anything else.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Galleries ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:cocksuckingcop.gif|A cop doing what he does best.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Splattered cop.jpg|[[Kill it with fire|Kill it with (gun) fire!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cops swarming.gif|Converging on a [[nigger|suspect]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Fuck the police baby.jpg|DRIVE MUTHAFUCKA, DRIVE!&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Damn 5-0.png|Always fuckin&#039; wit a brudda.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:LOLIPATROLYOU.jpg|Cops are [[trolls]] of the government.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Pig gets pwned pwnt on knees.jpg|Proper handling of a Cop&lt;br /&gt;
Image:FuckthePolice.jpeg|How to deal with the Pigs&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Menezescomposite.jpg|All people of color look the same to the police, therefore they will all be shot on sight.[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7235200.stm]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Coplove.jpg|Rodney King forgives his oppressors, on the next [[Maury]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Black Flag Police Story sticker.jpg|What to say when meeting a cop&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Beautiful As A Rock In A Cops Face Front.jpg|So very right&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Fascist Pigs.jpg|Never forget. He can kick your ass and get away with it.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Police Gay Porn bb.jpg|Fuck the police&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Police_-_Car_Chase_Through_Cornfield.jpg|Cornfield car chase.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Newfag pig.jpg|Pigs often masquerade as newfags.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gaycop4.jpeg|You know you&#039;re [[fuck|fucked]] when this shows up at your door.&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[ File:Cops trolled by donut danglers.jpg|thumb|right|Best front-rank disruption tactic evar]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fuck The Police]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris Dorner]] - Ex-cop who turned on the piggies. Hero.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ian Naude]] - a paedo cop.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pig]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Police brutality]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Standing Up To Authority]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Switch police on]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1581401/Manchester-police-chief-Michael-Todd-found-dead-at-bottom-of-cliff.html What happens when pigs try to fly?]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20120103084107/http://ratemycop.com/ One way to stick it to the man]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://copblaster.com/ A new way to stick it to &#039;em harder]&lt;br /&gt;
* {{twitter|saifbzayed|DERSUPERCOP}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;The Reverend [[Nigger|Jesse Jackson]] was a filthy coon. ALL HAIL TORCHIC, MUDKIP SUCKS&#039;&#039;&#039; (or, if you want to be &#039;&#039;really&#039;&#039; respectful, &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;His Ineffable Ultra-High Holiness St. Jesse&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;) is an advocate of [[nigger]] [[shit_no_one_cares_about|Civil Rights]]. In this case, Civil Rights means being chosen over everyone else and getting [[butthurt]] over anything that could be construed as even slightly offensive. He does, however, [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/frenzy/jackson.htm hate Jews], so he can&#039;t be too terrible. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He is ded.  [[image: jesse_jackson.jpg|thumb| Jesse Jackson, bitching about some race-related &amp;quot;scandal&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Early Life==&lt;br /&gt;
Jackson was born [[last Thursday]] in a New Orleans crackhouse to his single mother [[black chicks|Shawanda Jackson]] (see, cuz black people have only one parent, therefore it&#039;s a clever social commentary). From an early age, Jackson was aware of the terrible injustices niggers faced on a daily basis. More importantly, he saw that it was possible to [[profit]] from said injustices. He also noted that under suitable amounts of pressure, white people succumb to [[liberal guilt|guilt]] and willing hand out money. Thus, his political career was born, despite the fact he helped [[faggotry|Zeus]] rise to power.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Political Career==&lt;br /&gt;
Since you&#039;re all [[idiots]], you probably have no [[shit_no_one_cares_about|reading comprehension skills]], so I have to spell this out: Jesse Jackson&#039;s political career rests solely on [[bullshit]]. Almost every single thing he says about some horrible racist act is a [[lie]]. His master craft is the [http://www.capitalresearch.org/news/news.asp?ID=126 shakedown]. He has gone after [[over 9000]] non-racist(in some cases nigger-loving) companies for supposedly racist activities. His claims of course, were all [[bullshit]]. [[image: jesse.jpg|thumb| Jesse Jackson, bitching about some race-related scandal while baked.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The previous statement is of course, a [[racist]] [[lie]]. The writer of this article is obviously a cross-burnin [[The Man|Bossman]] trying to keep da black man down. However, thanks to Jackson&#039;s [[bullshit|heroic efforts]], oppressive whities like him cannot succeed in their goals. It&#039;s only a bonus that Jackson&#039;s [[bullshit|heroic efforts]] have made him rich.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:jessepwning.gif]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Rainbow Push Coalition==&lt;br /&gt;
Jackson&#039;s most [[lulz]]-producing act was his handling of the donations to the [http://www.rainbowpush.org/ Rainbow Push Coalition], the organization he founded that is supposedly dedicated to equal opportunity employment. He [[lie|truthfully]] gave $4,000 in donations to his goal of equal opportunity employment. If by equal opportunity employment, you mean [http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/08/16/jackson.mistress/ paying child support to his illegitimate daughter]. When asked about his obvious [[lie]], Jackson, shockingly remarked&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/01/18/jackson.child.02/ &amp;quot;I fully accept responsibility and I am truly sorry for my actions&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Jesse Jackson was involved in a three-car crash this weekend. I understand that no one was hurt, but I understand that two of the women in the other cars are now pregnant.| Jay Leno, he was 3 of the 2 women in the accident, the other was [[your mom]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To this day, [[Noone|no one]] knows what the fuck the Rainbow/PUSH coalition does.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Obamanation==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;Warning: Jesse Jackson wants to cut your nuts off.&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:NutCuttingJackson.jpg|thumb|[[Raped|You gonna get castrated]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fed up with all the [[Obama]] cockworshipping both his own [[niggers|kindred]] and [[fag|liberal]] [[fanboys|base]] demonstrated, Jackson decided to speak candidly about Obama, also [[BME|accidentally revealing his unhealthy obsession with the presidential candiate&#039;s genitals]]. Unfortunately, the old media instantly became butthurt and spread the pain to everyone, forcing Jackson to apologize for his [[Sick fuck|castration fantasy]]. To be more accurate, Jackson lied and still has his [[necrophilia|plans]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jackson&#039;s surrender:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;-24ONaYCIzY&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jackson Extra Footage Released:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;TQl_6buUggM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nigger Manual]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Martin Luther King, Jr.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Al Sharpton]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mark Essex]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jena 6]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Black Jesus]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{race}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Afro}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{politics}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Christianity}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People|Jackson, Jesse]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Jesse_Jackson&amp;diff=1945764</id>
		<title>Jesse Jackson</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Jesse_Jackson&amp;diff=1945764"/>
		<updated>2026-02-19T19:01:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{stub}}{{Nigdelude}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Reverend [[Nigger|Jesse Jackson]] is a filthy coon. ALL HAIL TORCHIC, MUDKIP SUCKS&#039;&#039;&#039; (or, if you want to be &#039;&#039;really&#039;&#039; respectful, &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;His Ineffable Ultra-High Holiness St. Jesse&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;) is an advocate of [[nigger]] [[shit_no_one_cares_about|Civil Rights]]. In this case, Civil Rights means being chosen over everyone else and getting [[butthurt]] over anything that could be construed as even slightly offensive. He does, however, [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/frenzy/jackson.htm hate Jews], so he can&#039;t be too terrible. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He is ded.  [[image: jesse_jackson.jpg|thumb| Jesse Jackson, bitching about some race-related &amp;quot;scandal&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Early Life==&lt;br /&gt;
Jackson was born [[last Thursday]] in a New Orleans crackhouse to his single mother [[black chicks|Shawanda Jackson]] (see, cuz black people have only one parent, therefore it&#039;s a clever social commentary). From an early age, Jackson was aware of the terrible injustices niggers faced on a daily basis. More importantly, he saw that it was possible to [[profit]] from said injustices. He also noted that under suitable amounts of pressure, white people succumb to [[liberal guilt|guilt]] and willing hand out money. Thus, his political career was born, despite the fact he helped [[faggotry|Zeus]] rise to power.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Political Career==&lt;br /&gt;
Since you&#039;re all [[idiots]], you probably have no [[shit_no_one_cares_about|reading comprehension skills]], so I have to spell this out: Jesse Jackson&#039;s political career rests solely on [[bullshit]]. Almost every single thing he says about some horrible racist act is a [[lie]]. His master craft is the [http://www.capitalresearch.org/news/news.asp?ID=126 shakedown]. He has gone after [[over 9000]] non-racist(in some cases nigger-loving) companies for supposedly racist activities. His claims of course, were all [[bullshit]]. [[image: jesse.jpg|thumb| Jesse Jackson, bitching about some race-related scandal while baked.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The previous statement is of course, a [[racist]] [[lie]]. The writer of this article is obviously a cross-burnin [[The Man|Bossman]] trying to keep da black man down. However, thanks to Jackson&#039;s [[bullshit|heroic efforts]], oppressive whities like him cannot succeed in their goals. It&#039;s only a bonus that Jackson&#039;s [[bullshit|heroic efforts]] have made him rich.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:jessepwning.gif]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Rainbow Push Coalition==&lt;br /&gt;
Jackson&#039;s most [[lulz]]-producing act was his handling of the donations to the [http://www.rainbowpush.org/ Rainbow Push Coalition], the organization he founded that is supposedly dedicated to equal opportunity employment. He [[lie|truthfully]] gave $4,000 in donations to his goal of equal opportunity employment. If by equal opportunity employment, you mean [http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/08/16/jackson.mistress/ paying child support to his illegitimate daughter]. When asked about his obvious [[lie]], Jackson, shockingly remarked&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/01/18/jackson.child.02/ &amp;quot;I fully accept responsibility and I am truly sorry for my actions&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Jesse Jackson was involved in a three-car crash this weekend. I understand that no one was hurt, but I understand that two of the women in the other cars are now pregnant.| Jay Leno, he was 3 of the 2 women in the accident, the other was [[your mom]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To this day, [[Noone|no one]] knows what the fuck the Rainbow/PUSH coalition does.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Obamanation==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;Warning: Jesse Jackson wants to cut your nuts off.&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:NutCuttingJackson.jpg|thumb|[[Raped|You gonna get castrated]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fed up with all the [[Obama]] cockworshipping both his own [[niggers|kindred]] and [[fag|liberal]] [[fanboys|base]] demonstrated, Jackson decided to speak candidly about Obama, also [[BME|accidentally revealing his unhealthy obsession with the presidential candiate&#039;s genitals]]. Unfortunately, the old media instantly became butthurt and spread the pain to everyone, forcing Jackson to apologize for his [[Sick fuck|castration fantasy]]. To be more accurate, Jackson lied and still has his [[necrophilia|plans]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jackson&#039;s surrender:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;-24ONaYCIzY&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jackson Extra Footage Released:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;TQl_6buUggM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nigger Manual]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Martin Luther King, Jr.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Al Sharpton]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mark Essex]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jena 6]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Black Jesus]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{race}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Afro}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{politics}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Christianity}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People|Jackson, Jesse]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Jesse_Jackson&amp;diff=1945763</id>
		<title>Jesse Jackson</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Jesse_Jackson&amp;diff=1945763"/>
		<updated>2026-02-19T19:00:23Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{stub}}{{Nigdelude}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Reverend [[Nigger|Jesse Jackson]] is a filthy coon. ALL HAIL TORCHIC, MUDKIP SUCKS&#039;&#039;&#039; (or, if you want to be &#039;&#039;really&#039;&#039; respectful, &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;His Ineffable Ultra-High Holiness St. Jesse&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;) is an advocate of [[nigger]] [[shit_no_one_cares_about|Civil Rights]]. In this case, Civil Rights means being chosen over everyone else and getting [[butthurt]] over anything that could be construed as even slightly offensive. He does, however, &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He is ded.  [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/frenzy/jackson.htm hate Jews], so he can&#039;t be too terrible. [[image: jesse_jackson.jpg|thumb| Jesse Jackson, bitching about some race-related &amp;quot;scandal&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Early Life==&lt;br /&gt;
Jackson was born [[last Thursday]] in a New Orleans crackhouse to his single mother [[black chicks|Shawanda Jackson]] (see, cuz black people have only one parent, therefore it&#039;s a clever social commentary). From an early age, Jackson was aware of the terrible injustices niggers faced on a daily basis. More importantly, he saw that it was possible to [[profit]] from said injustices. He also noted that under suitable amounts of pressure, white people succumb to [[liberal guilt|guilt]] and willing hand out money. Thus, his political career was born, despite the fact he helped [[faggotry|Zeus]] rise to power.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Political Career==&lt;br /&gt;
Since you&#039;re all [[idiots]], you probably have no [[shit_no_one_cares_about|reading comprehension skills]], so I have to spell this out: Jesse Jackson&#039;s political career rests solely on [[bullshit]]. Almost every single thing he says about some horrible racist act is a [[lie]]. His master craft is the [http://www.capitalresearch.org/news/news.asp?ID=126 shakedown]. He has gone after [[over 9000]] non-racist(in some cases nigger-loving) companies for supposedly racist activities. His claims of course, were all [[bullshit]]. [[image: jesse.jpg|thumb| Jesse Jackson, bitching about some race-related scandal while baked.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The previous statement is of course, a [[racist]] [[lie]]. The writer of this article is obviously a cross-burnin [[The Man|Bossman]] trying to keep da black man down. However, thanks to Jackson&#039;s [[bullshit|heroic efforts]], oppressive whities like him cannot succeed in their goals. It&#039;s only a bonus that Jackson&#039;s [[bullshit|heroic efforts]] have made him rich.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:jessepwning.gif]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Rainbow Push Coalition==&lt;br /&gt;
Jackson&#039;s most [[lulz]]-producing act was his handling of the donations to the [http://www.rainbowpush.org/ Rainbow Push Coalition], the organization he founded that is supposedly dedicated to equal opportunity employment. He [[lie|truthfully]] gave $4,000 in donations to his goal of equal opportunity employment. If by equal opportunity employment, you mean [http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/08/16/jackson.mistress/ paying child support to his illegitimate daughter]. When asked about his obvious [[lie]], Jackson, shockingly remarked&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/01/18/jackson.child.02/ &amp;quot;I fully accept responsibility and I am truly sorry for my actions&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Jesse Jackson was involved in a three-car crash this weekend. I understand that no one was hurt, but I understand that two of the women in the other cars are now pregnant.| Jay Leno, he was 3 of the 2 women in the accident, the other was [[your mom]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To this day, [[Noone|no one]] knows what the fuck the Rainbow/PUSH coalition does.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Obamanation==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;Warning: Jesse Jackson wants to cut your nuts off.&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:NutCuttingJackson.jpg|thumb|[[Raped|You gonna get castrated]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fed up with all the [[Obama]] cockworshipping both his own [[niggers|kindred]] and [[fag|liberal]] [[fanboys|base]] demonstrated, Jackson decided to speak candidly about Obama, also [[BME|accidentally revealing his unhealthy obsession with the presidential candiate&#039;s genitals]]. Unfortunately, the old media instantly became butthurt and spread the pain to everyone, forcing Jackson to apologize for his [[Sick fuck|castration fantasy]]. To be more accurate, Jackson lied and still has his [[necrophilia|plans]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jackson&#039;s surrender:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;-24ONaYCIzY&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jackson Extra Footage Released:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;TQl_6buUggM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nigger Manual]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Martin Luther King, Jr.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Al Sharpton]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mark Essex]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jena 6]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Black Jesus]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{race}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Afro}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{politics}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Christianity}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People|Jackson, Jesse]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Jesse_Jackson&amp;diff=1945762</id>
		<title>Jesse Jackson</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Jesse_Jackson&amp;diff=1945762"/>
		<updated>2026-02-19T18:59:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{stub}}{{Nigdelude}}&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Reverend [[Nigger|Jesse Jackson]] is a filthy coon. ALL HAIL TORCHIC, MUDKIP SUCKS&#039;&#039;&#039; (or, if you want to be &#039;&#039;really&#039;&#039; respectful, &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;His Ineffable Ultra-High Holiness St. Jesse&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;) is an advocate of [[nigger]] [[shit_no_one_cares_about|Civil Rights]]. In this case, Civil Rights means being chosen over everyone else and getting [[butthurt]] over anything that could be construed as even slightly offensive. He does, however, [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/frenzy/jackson.htm hate Jews], so he can&#039;t be too terrible. [[image: jesse_jackson.jpg|thumb| Jesse Jackson, bitching about some race-related &amp;quot;scandal&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He is ded.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Early Life==&lt;br /&gt;
Jackson was born [[last Thursday]] in a New Orleans crackhouse to his single mother [[black chicks|Shawanda Jackson]] (see, cuz black people have only one parent, therefore it&#039;s a clever social commentary). From an early age, Jackson was aware of the terrible injustices niggers faced on a daily basis. More importantly, he saw that it was possible to [[profit]] from said injustices. He also noted that under suitable amounts of pressure, white people succumb to [[liberal guilt|guilt]] and willing hand out money. Thus, his political career was born, despite the fact he helped [[faggotry|Zeus]] rise to power.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Political Career==&lt;br /&gt;
Since you&#039;re all [[idiots]], you probably have no [[shit_no_one_cares_about|reading comprehension skills]], so I have to spell this out: Jesse Jackson&#039;s political career rests solely on [[bullshit]]. Almost every single thing he says about some horrible racist act is a [[lie]]. His master craft is the [http://www.capitalresearch.org/news/news.asp?ID=126 shakedown]. He has gone after [[over 9000]] non-racist(in some cases nigger-loving) companies for supposedly racist activities. His claims of course, were all [[bullshit]]. [[image: jesse.jpg|thumb| Jesse Jackson, bitching about some race-related scandal while baked.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The previous statement is of course, a [[racist]] [[lie]]. The writer of this article is obviously a cross-burnin [[The Man|Bossman]] trying to keep da black man down. However, thanks to Jackson&#039;s [[bullshit|heroic efforts]], oppressive whities like him cannot succeed in their goals. It&#039;s only a bonus that Jackson&#039;s [[bullshit|heroic efforts]] have made him rich.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:jessepwning.gif]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Rainbow Push Coalition==&lt;br /&gt;
Jackson&#039;s most [[lulz]]-producing act was his handling of the donations to the [http://www.rainbowpush.org/ Rainbow Push Coalition], the organization he founded that is supposedly dedicated to equal opportunity employment. He [[lie|truthfully]] gave $4,000 in donations to his goal of equal opportunity employment. If by equal opportunity employment, you mean [http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/08/16/jackson.mistress/ paying child support to his illegitimate daughter]. When asked about his obvious [[lie]], Jackson, shockingly remarked&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/01/18/jackson.child.02/ &amp;quot;I fully accept responsibility and I am truly sorry for my actions&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Jesse Jackson was involved in a three-car crash this weekend. I understand that no one was hurt, but I understand that two of the women in the other cars are now pregnant.| Jay Leno, he was 3 of the 2 women in the accident, the other was [[your mom]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To this day, [[Noone|no one]] knows what the fuck the Rainbow/PUSH coalition does.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Obamanation==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;Warning: Jesse Jackson wants to cut your nuts off.&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:NutCuttingJackson.jpg|thumb|[[Raped|You gonna get castrated]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fed up with all the [[Obama]] cockworshipping both his own [[niggers|kindred]] and [[fag|liberal]] [[fanboys|base]] demonstrated, Jackson decided to speak candidly about Obama, also [[BME|accidentally revealing his unhealthy obsession with the presidential candiate&#039;s genitals]]. Unfortunately, the old media instantly became butthurt and spread the pain to everyone, forcing Jackson to apologize for his [[Sick fuck|castration fantasy]]. To be more accurate, Jackson lied and still has his [[necrophilia|plans]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jackson&#039;s surrender:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;-24ONaYCIzY&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jackson Extra Footage Released:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;TQl_6buUggM&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nigger Manual]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Martin Luther King, Jr.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Al Sharpton]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mark Essex]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jena 6]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Black Jesus]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{race}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Afro}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{politics}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Christianity}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People|Jackson, Jesse]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Transphobia&amp;diff=1944190</id>
		<title>Transphobia</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Transphobia&amp;diff=1944190"/>
		<updated>2026-02-01T15:53:47Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Transphobia banner.JPG|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{squote|&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Homophobia/Transphobia are words out of the Devil&#039;s dictionary.  They are words used by the dead to denigrate those who oppose them.  They that use them are under a strong delusion to believe the lie.  If they persecute you, rejoice and be exceedingly glad for great is your reward in heaven-&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|&#039;&#039;&#039;Matthew 5:10-12&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Pic funtransfobia.gif|thumb|right|Its a trap!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Transphobia&#039;&#039;&#039; A.K.A. &#039;&#039;&#039;common sense&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[bullshit]] term to describe every person who isn&#039;t transgendered. Because the only way to not be transphobic is to be transgendered, and even then, if you disagree that every non-tranny is transphobic, you are perpetuating the transphobia you have for yourself. Transphobia refers to the reasonable fear of the abominations that are [[transgender|trannies]] in any shape or form.  People who suffer from this &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;are scared of&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;hate&#039;&#039; gender-confused [[vampire|mental cases]], and would kill them if they could, like [[God Hates Fags|any good american.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Trannies are known hypocrites for wanting to be considered, by straights, as whatever gender they feel like being at that specific point in their life, yet will not have relationships with other trannies originally of the opposite gender.  In the end they&#039;re just confused [[faggot|gheys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transphobia==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Causes of Transphobia==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:TwoModels.jpg|thumb|right|Who has the right to know they&#039;re [[fap|fapping]] to a [[trap|man-girl]]? Really, now?]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Like with homophobia, people can become transphobic when they see others [[rape|violating]] a fundamental element of the [[people|human]] reproduction system, gender, which is required for our [[evolution]] as a species.&lt;br /&gt;
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The operation trannies often undergo to solidify their delusion is another cause of transphobia, many [[Otherkin]] believe they&#039;re [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|werewolves]], however at least they don&#039;t go under the knife to show everyone they [[Cock|meet]] that they&#039;re a [[Insane|wackjob]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Even with the [[THE BEST]] SEX CHANGE [[EVAR]] trannies will still get dumped and likely puked on by any straight person who might fall for their ruse, unless they&#039;re as desperate as [[you]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:SRSstage1.jpg|Pre-op&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SRSstage2.jpg|OH GOD&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SRSstage3.jpg|Vaginoplasty&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SRSstage4.jpg|[[Starcraft|Construction complete]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Solution to Transphobia===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[lulz|Quit gender-segregating the lockers and bathrooms, draft women and men, and have only unisex sports teams]], you silly!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Trannies==&lt;br /&gt;
====[[Chris Crocker]]====&lt;br /&gt;
We are not sure whether Chris is male or female, it could be a [[Trap]].  If it really turned out to have a pussy, then of course it wouldn&#039;t be [[gay]].&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Thomas Beatie]]====&lt;br /&gt;
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A particularly confusing case.  [[Some argue]] because it still has a pussy, it&#039;s basically just a particularly hairy [[lesbian|lesbo]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous &#039;Phobes==&lt;br /&gt;
====Jakkee Bryson====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Jakkee Bryson.jpg|thumb|right|Jakkee Bryson, noble troll to the cause.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Fulfilling her duty to lulz, Epic Troll Jakkee Bryson is fighting the good troll fight in an attempt to get a ghey/tranny bar called the Hole in the Wall shut down in San Fransisco.  She lost the appeal to [[banhammer|repeal the Hole in the Wall&#039;s construction permits]], but [[moar]] lulz expected to ensue if she does indeed take the matter to a higher court. &lt;br /&gt;
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[http://www.baybigr.com/?s=jakkee+bryson&amp;amp;x=0&amp;amp;y=0 Record of her lulzy trollings.]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Epic/Lulzy Cases of Transphobic Crime==&lt;br /&gt;
====Brandon Teena====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Transphobia kills (2).jpg|thumb|right|KILL THEM ALL!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Brandon Teena, born Teena Renae Brandon in Lincoln, Nebraska, and known simply as Brandon, [[FTM]] who was [[asking for it]] and was thus accordingly [[Prostitute|raped and murdered]] in one of the most [[epic]] [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|American]] [[kkk|hate crimes]] of the [[Homosexuality|1990s]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Brandon is the subject of the 1999 film &#039;&#039;[[O RLY|Boys Don&#039;t Cry]]&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
Brandon Teena was born a [[woman|female]] in Lincoln, Nebraska.  Brandon&#039;s family described Brandon as a &amp;quot;tomboy&amp;quot;.  While Brandon was still living as a girl, Brandon was [[incest|sexually assaulted by a male relative]]- only to be [[raped]], harassed by the cops for being a [[Transgender|trannie]] while filing [[lie|his]] [[rape]] report, and then [[murder]]ed by the same men who [[raped]] [[lie|him]]- later on in life.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transphobia [[OL]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Even traps hate traps===&lt;br /&gt;
In the red corner are a group of OL traps (one can never assume it&#039;s not a dude typing with one hand until [[tits or gtfo|pics]] are obtained) who claim they are not traps. They believe they were born with &amp;quot;Harry Benjamin Syndrome,&amp;quot; Harry Benjamin being the first person to study trannies, and call themselves HBSers or [[wut|women born transsexuals]]. Because of this they are OMG NOT TRANSSEXUELLS, but merely [[ppl]] born with deformed [[cunt]]s that just happen to look like fully functional [[cock]]s and [[ball]]s. They spend their time [[OTI]] &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;circlejerking&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; fingerbanging each other about how they are OMG TTLY REAL WIMMINS [[am i rite|AM I RITE]] and how anyone not like them (i.e. anyone who doesn&#039;t want to cut off their cock, put on a dress and pretend to be a stepford wife) is a [[irony|mentally ill]] self-hating [[fgt]]. They also don&#039;t believe in [[FTM]]s. Popular blogs by HBSers include [http://justjenniferblog.blogspot.com/ Just Jennifer] and [http://sophiaofthescythes.wordpress.com Sophia of the Scythes].&lt;br /&gt;
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In the blue corner are the &amp;quot;[[transgendered]]&amp;quot; [[ppl]] who will make literally no effort towards passing, content to simply call themselves trannies and watch the sympathy roll in. Take for example [http://jasperswardrobe.wordpress.com Jasper], who calls himself &amp;quot;[[wut|just your average straight white guy with a cunt]]&amp;quot; and claims that, even though he has a fucking beard, by putting on earrings and the occasional dress, he is a REAL [[woman|WOMAN]] and everyone must treat him as such, or they are being  [[conservative|right-wing]] gender [[Nazi|fascists]]. [[Retard]] or best trap [[troll]] [[evar]]? You decide.&lt;br /&gt;
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Lately, there have been border skirmishes between the two camps, neither realizing that they are both just [[faggot]]s who took the [[Chris-chan]] way out, and if one can stomach self-loathing [[emo]] [[traps]] enough to follow along, [[lulz]] will surely be the end result.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Copypasta==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Is Transgendered Surgery Amoral?===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:So Fresh.png|thumb|So fresh, so [[ethnic cleansing|CLEAN]]]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I have been considering TG cosmetic surgery to help me become the woman I&#039;ve always wanted to be. However, there are several issues I am grappling with, and I was hoping you could help sort these out.&lt;br /&gt;
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1. The surgery will only simulate the appearance of femininity, to a limited extent. I will always have an X and a Y chromosome, no matter how much of my savings I spend on these procedures. Additionally, I will always have been born male, and I feel I would be deceiving others by merely altering my appearance.&lt;br /&gt;
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2. I fear this surgery may be vain and petty. Is my personality so frail that my true identity cannot shine through a healthy body free of deformities or physical injuries?&lt;br /&gt;
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3. Would I be stating &amp;quot;one sex is better than the other&amp;quot; by doing this?&lt;br /&gt;
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4. Would the money be used better if I donated it to charity, and the medical resources not be wasted on a &amp;quot;vanity procedure&amp;quot; (someone else&#039;s words, but really got me thinking)?&lt;br /&gt;
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5. What separates my desire to be a woman from other peoples&#039; desire to be children or even animals? Is transsexualism just another fetish, a purely psychological condition?&lt;br /&gt;
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6. I understand I would be happier as a woman, but I would also be even happier as a druggie. Both procedures would negatively affect my physical and social well-being, so how am I not as much a druggie in a sober body as a man in a woman&#039;s body?&lt;br /&gt;
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7. Even if I am a beautiful woman in a man&#039;s body, do only my financial resources give me the privilege of surgery? If so, is it evil for me not to use the money to finance the recovery of burn victims, whom also require cosmetic procedures? Surely they too have bodies which do not reflect their true nature - in fact, even more so than I!&lt;br /&gt;
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I really, really want to see a woman in the mirror, but I like to think of myself as a moral, enlightened person. I simply cannot go through with the procedures with these moral queries unresolved.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Do Modeling Firms Have A Right To Know?===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:WhyWouldTheyCare.jpg|thumb|Who would care if [[trannie|she had a dick]], really now? ]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I know three MtF friends, all of whom have gone into modeling. None of them have told their employers about their sexual reassignment surgery.&lt;br /&gt;
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Is this a violation of the viewers&#039; autonomy? Do the consumers have the right to know that the people they are looking at were not physically born women?&lt;br /&gt;
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I understand that they may look like they were born female, but a lot of food may taste vegan as well - that does not mean I as a vegan shouldn&#039;t know what&#039;s in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Do Significant Others Have A Right To Know?===&lt;br /&gt;
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I have a friend who has been dating her boyfriend for three months now, and he still does not know about her sexual reassignment surgery. Is he entitled to know - is she deceiving him?&lt;br /&gt;
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===What Place Does Deception Have In The Transsexual Community?===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:Root_of_Transphobia.jpg|thumb|[[rape|Better to ask for forgiveness than permission]]. ]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I understand that many transsexuals who have had cosmetic surgery have gone on to live fairly normal lives as women. However, many do not tell their significant others, employers, etc. about their procedures.&lt;br /&gt;
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Is this a noble lie - giving people a shot at a normal life they would not have after their surgery - or is it violating the right of others to spot a potentially inflammatory situation when they see one?&lt;br /&gt;
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==Forums==&lt;br /&gt;
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Active forums (2+ responses in 1 hour) are marked in [[blackface|boldface]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Troll&#039;s Challenge Trannie Forums ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Transphobic boss.jpg|thumb|right|Every boss&#039; attitude ever on [[faggots]]. [[No exceptions]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.tgforum.com/ TG forum]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.genderlife.com/forum/ubbthreads.php Gender Life]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forum.trueselves.com/ &amp;quot;True Selves&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forum.beginninglifeforums.com/ Beginning Life]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forum.genderpeace.com/ Gender Peace]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[http://www.susans.org/forums/index.php Susan&#039;s Place]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://thetransgenderboards.yuku.com/ The Transgender Boards]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.transe-generation.com/ Trans-Generation]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.whatisgender.net/phpBB3/ What is Gender?]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Easy Trollin&#039; Trannie Forums ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:A few reasons why.jpg|thumb|right|Why?  B/c you&#039;re a [[faggot|fggt!]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[http://www.myhusbandbetty.com/community/ My Husband Betty]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.trannyweb.com/ Tranny Web]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.tgpoint.com/ TG point]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://etransgender.com/viewforum.php?f=1 eTransgender]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/forumdisplay.php?f=435 Hip Forums]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.xsorbit2.com/users/laurasplayground/index.cgi Laura&#039;s Playground]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://venusenvycomic.yuku.com/forum/view/id/3 Venus Envy]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://pseudochainsaw.yuku.com/forum/view/id/4 Strap-on.org]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Yahoo Groups ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Tranny forum troll.JPG|thumb|right|Lol tranny forum trolling.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/NYAGRA_mailing_list/ NYAGRA mailing list]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/transsexual-uk/ United Kingdom tranny group]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ffs-support/ Facial Feminization Surgery group]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Transsistahs-Transbrothas/ Transsistahs-Transbrothas AKA nigger trannies]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/trans-theory/ Trans theory]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Trannie [[Rape|Dating]] Forums ===&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.transpassions.com/forum/ Transpassions]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://tsgforum.7.forumer.com/ TS &amp;quot;Girl&amp;quot;friend]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.tsmatch.com/ TS Match]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://urnotalone.com/ UR Not Alone]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.tgirlhookup.com/ Tgirl Hookup]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Transphobia poster.JPG|TOTALLY JUSTIFIED!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transphobia beliefs.gif|How all Transphobics feel.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Tranny that was told properly.jpg|You are [[moar]] liek a [[woman]] now &#039;cause you were [[rape|told properly.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Tranny restrooms.jpg|Lol [[trap]] restrooms.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Gender policy.jpg|How things should be.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article.jpg|Troll Article p.1&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article1.jpg|Troll Article p.2&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article2.jpg|Troll Article p.3&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article3.jpg|Troll Article p.4&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article4.jpg|Troll Article p.5&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article5.jpg|Troll Article p.6&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article6.jpg|Troll Article p.7&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Feminist troll transgender bingo.jpg|Feminists join in on the trolling of [[fag]]s&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Typical MTF ugly tranny asking for it.JPG|Typical MTF ugly tranny; one of the reasons Transphobia exists.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cotton Ceiling]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Transtrender]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fag]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FTM]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ghey]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Leelah Alcorn]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Homophobia]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Homosexuality]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Metrosexual]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Offended]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shemale]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Trap]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[You]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[You Will Never Be A Woman]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ifge.org/news/images/ifgelogo_d.gif&amp;amp;imgrefurl=http://www.ifge.org/news/1998/sept/nws9178.htm&amp;amp;h=224&amp;amp;w=179&amp;amp;sz=11&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;start=2&amp;amp;sig2=AsebEUq1T8dWVL5yy_lITw&amp;amp;um=1&amp;amp;tbnid=058gjmBG_mRsMM:&amp;amp;tbnh=108&amp;amp;tbnw=86&amp;amp;ei=oh1pSP3sLpeuoQTs6rzYDQ&amp;amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkill%2Btransvestite%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1G1GGLQ_ENUS275%26sa%3DG Brazilian cops kill trannies!!!]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://reason.com/blog/2015/01/15/womens-college-cancels-vagina-monologues Annual campus performance of &amp;quot;The Vagina Monolgues&amp;quot; cancelled because it &amp;quot;discriminates against women without vaginas&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://mypage.direct.ca/h/hrp/gendertr.html for all of you who are BAWWWWing]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://questioningtransphobia.wordpress.com/ talk of revising the definition in DMSV-V]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://questioningtransphobia.wordpress.com/ Transphobia &amp;quot;wimmins&amp;quot; movement]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.advocatesforyouth.org/lessonplans/activistally2.htm 14 Ways Homophobia and Transphobia &amp;quot;Affect&amp;quot; Everyone]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.onenewsnow.com/Culture/Default.aspx?id=156956 Epic article with lulzy comments]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Faggotry]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
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		<title>Transphobia</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: &lt;/p&gt;
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{{squote|&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Homophobia/Transphobia are words out of the Devil&#039;s dictionary.  They are words used by the dead to denigrate those who oppose them.  They that use them are under a strong delusion to believe the lie.  If they persecute you, rejoice and be exceedingly glad for great is your reward in heaven-&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
|&#039;&#039;&#039;Matthew 5:10-12&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Pic funtransfobia.gif|thumb|right|Its a trap!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Transphobia&#039;&#039;&#039; AKA &#039;&#039;&#039;common sense&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[bullshit]] term to describe every person who isn&#039;t transgendered. Because the only way to not be transphobic is to be transgendered, and even then, if you disagree that every non-tranny is transphobic, you are perpetuating the transphobia you have for yourself. Transphobia refers to the reasonable fear of the abominations that are [[transgender|trannies]] in any shape or form.  People who suffer from this &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;are scared of&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;hate&#039;&#039; gender-confused [[vampire|mental cases]], and would kill them if they could, like [[God Hates Fags|any good american.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Trannies are known hypocrites for wanting to be considered, by straights, as whatever gender they feel like being at that specific point in their life, yet will not have relationships with other trannies originally of the opposite gender.  In the end they&#039;re just confused [[faggot|gheys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transphobia==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Tansphobiawrong.png|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Causes of Transphobia==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:TwoModels.jpg|thumb|right|Who has the right to know they&#039;re [[fap|fapping]] to a [[trap|man-girl]]? Really, now?]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Like with homophobia, people can become transphobic when they see others [[rape|violating]] a fundamental element of the [[people|human]] reproduction system, gender, which is required for our [[evolution]] as a species.&lt;br /&gt;
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The operation trannies often undergo to solidify their delusion is another cause of transphobia, many [[Otherkin]] believe they&#039;re [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|werewolves]], however at least they don&#039;t go under the knife to show everyone they [[Cock|meet]] that they&#039;re a [[Insane|wackjob]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Even with the [[THE BEST]] SEX CHANGE [[EVAR]] trannies will still get dumped and likely puked on by any straight person who might fall for their ruse, unless they&#039;re as desperate as [[you]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SRSstage1.jpg|Pre-op&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SRSstage2.jpg|OH GOD&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SRSstage3.jpg|Vaginoplasty&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SRSstage4.jpg|[[Starcraft|Construction complete]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Solution to Transphobia===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[lulz|Quit gender-segregating the lockers and bathrooms, draft women and men, and have only unisex sports teams]], you silly!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Famous Trannies==&lt;br /&gt;
====[[Chris Crocker]]====&lt;br /&gt;
We are not sure whether Chris is male or female, it could be a [[Trap]].  If it really turned out to have a pussy, then of course it wouldn&#039;t be [[gay]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====[[Thomas Beatie]]====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A particularly confusing case.  [[Some argue]] because it still has a pussy, it&#039;s basically just a particularly hairy [[lesbian|lesbo]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Famous &#039;Phobes==&lt;br /&gt;
====Jakkee Bryson====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Jakkee Bryson.jpg|thumb|right|Jakkee Bryson, noble troll to the cause.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Fulfilling her duty to lulz, Epic Troll Jakkee Bryson is fighting the good troll fight in an attempt to get a ghey/tranny bar called the Hole in the Wall shut down in San Fransisco.  She lost the appeal to [[banhammer|repeal the Hole in the Wall&#039;s construction permits]], but [[moar]] lulz expected to ensue if she does indeed take the matter to a higher court. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.baybigr.com/?s=jakkee+bryson&amp;amp;x=0&amp;amp;y=0 Record of her lulzy trollings.]&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Epic/Lulzy Cases of Transphobic Crime==&lt;br /&gt;
====Brandon Teena====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Transphobia kills (2).jpg|thumb|right|KILL THEM ALL!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Brandon Teena, born Teena Renae Brandon in Lincoln, Nebraska, and known simply as Brandon, [[FTM]] who was [[asking for it]] and was thus accordingly [[Prostitute|raped and murdered]] in one of the most [[epic]] [[The Jewnited States of Americunts|American]] [[kkk|hate crimes]] of the [[Homosexuality|1990s]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Brandon is the subject of the 1999 film &#039;&#039;[[O RLY|Boys Don&#039;t Cry]]&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
Brandon Teena was born a [[woman|female]] in Lincoln, Nebraska.  Brandon&#039;s family described Brandon as a &amp;quot;tomboy&amp;quot;.  While Brandon was still living as a girl, Brandon was [[incest|sexually assaulted by a male relative]]- only to be [[raped]], harassed by the cops for being a [[Transgender|trannie]] while filing [[lie|his]] [[rape]] report, and then [[murder]]ed by the same men who [[raped]] [[lie|him]]- later on in life.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transphobia [[OL]]==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Even traps hate traps===&lt;br /&gt;
In the red corner are a group of OL traps (one can never assume it&#039;s not a dude typing with one hand until [[tits or gtfo|pics]] are obtained) who claim they are not traps. They believe they were born with &amp;quot;Harry Benjamin Syndrome,&amp;quot; Harry Benjamin being the first person to study trannies, and call themselves HBSers or [[wut|women born transsexuals]]. Because of this they are OMG NOT TRANSSEXUELLS, but merely [[ppl]] born with deformed [[cunt]]s that just happen to look like fully functional [[cock]]s and [[ball]]s. They spend their time [[OTI]] &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;circlejerking&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; fingerbanging each other about how they are OMG TTLY REAL WIMMINS [[am i rite|AM I RITE]] and how anyone not like them (i.e. anyone who doesn&#039;t want to cut off their cock, put on a dress and pretend to be a stepford wife) is a [[irony|mentally ill]] self-hating [[fgt]]. They also don&#039;t believe in [[FTM]]s. Popular blogs by HBSers include [http://justjenniferblog.blogspot.com/ Just Jennifer] and [http://sophiaofthescythes.wordpress.com Sophia of the Scythes].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the blue corner are the &amp;quot;[[transgendered]]&amp;quot; [[ppl]] who will make literally no effort towards passing, content to simply call themselves trannies and watch the sympathy roll in. Take for example [http://jasperswardrobe.wordpress.com Jasper], who calls himself &amp;quot;[[wut|just your average straight white guy with a cunt]]&amp;quot; and claims that, even though he has a fucking beard, by putting on earrings and the occasional dress, he is a REAL [[woman|WOMAN]] and everyone must treat him as such, or they are being  [[conservative|right-wing]] gender [[Nazi|fascists]]. [[Retard]] or best trap [[troll]] [[evar]]? You decide.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lately, there have been border skirmishes between the two camps, neither realizing that they are both just [[faggot]]s who took the [[Chris-chan]] way out, and if one can stomach self-loathing [[emo]] [[traps]] enough to follow along, [[lulz]] will surely be the end result.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Copypasta==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Is Transgendered Surgery Amoral?===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:So Fresh.png|thumb|So fresh, so [[ethnic cleansing|CLEAN]]]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I have been considering TG cosmetic surgery to help me become the woman I&#039;ve always wanted to be. However, there are several issues I am grappling with, and I was hoping you could help sort these out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
1. The surgery will only simulate the appearance of femininity, to a limited extent. I will always have an X and a Y chromosome, no matter how much of my savings I spend on these procedures. Additionally, I will always have been born male, and I feel I would be deceiving others by merely altering my appearance.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
2. I fear this surgery may be vain and petty. Is my personality so frail that my true identity cannot shine through a healthy body free of deformities or physical injuries?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
3. Would I be stating &amp;quot;one sex is better than the other&amp;quot; by doing this?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
4. Would the money be used better if I donated it to charity, and the medical resources not be wasted on a &amp;quot;vanity procedure&amp;quot; (someone else&#039;s words, but really got me thinking)?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
5. What separates my desire to be a woman from other peoples&#039; desire to be children or even animals? Is transsexualism just another fetish, a purely psychological condition?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
6. I understand I would be happier as a woman, but I would also be even happier as a druggie. Both procedures would negatively affect my physical and social well-being, so how am I not as much a druggie in a sober body as a man in a woman&#039;s body?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
7. Even if I am a beautiful woman in a man&#039;s body, do only my financial resources give me the privilege of surgery? If so, is it evil for me not to use the money to finance the recovery of burn victims, whom also require cosmetic procedures? Surely they too have bodies which do not reflect their true nature - in fact, even more so than I!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I really, really want to see a woman in the mirror, but I like to think of myself as a moral, enlightened person. I simply cannot go through with the procedures with these moral queries unresolved.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Do Modeling Firms Have A Right To Know?===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:WhyWouldTheyCare.jpg|thumb|Who would care if [[trannie|she had a dick]], really now? ]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I know three MtF friends, all of whom have gone into modeling. None of them have told their employers about their sexual reassignment surgery.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is this a violation of the viewers&#039; autonomy? Do the consumers have the right to know that the people they are looking at were not physically born women?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I understand that they may look like they were born female, but a lot of food may taste vegan as well - that does not mean I as a vegan shouldn&#039;t know what&#039;s in it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Do Significant Others Have A Right To Know?===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have a friend who has been dating her boyfriend for three months now, and he still does not know about her sexual reassignment surgery. Is he entitled to know - is she deceiving him?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===What Place Does Deception Have In The Transsexual Community?===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- [[Image:Root_of_Transphobia.jpg|thumb|[[rape|Better to ask for forgiveness than permission]]. ]] --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I understand that many transsexuals who have had cosmetic surgery have gone on to live fairly normal lives as women. However, many do not tell their significant others, employers, etc. about their procedures.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is this a noble lie - giving people a shot at a normal life they would not have after their surgery - or is it violating the right of others to spot a potentially inflammatory situation when they see one?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Forums==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Active forums (2+ responses in 1 hour) are marked in [[blackface|boldface]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Troll&#039;s Challenge Trannie Forums ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Transphobic boss.jpg|thumb|right|Every boss&#039; attitude ever on [[faggots]]. [[No exceptions]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.tgforum.com/ TG forum]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.genderlife.com/forum/ubbthreads.php Gender Life]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forum.trueselves.com/ &amp;quot;True Selves&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forum.beginninglifeforums.com/ Beginning Life]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forum.genderpeace.com/ Gender Peace]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[http://www.susans.org/forums/index.php Susan&#039;s Place]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://thetransgenderboards.yuku.com/ The Transgender Boards]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://forums.transe-generation.com/ Trans-Generation]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.whatisgender.net/phpBB3/ What is Gender?]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Easy Trollin&#039; Trannie Forums ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:A few reasons why.jpg|thumb|right|Why?  B/c you&#039;re a [[faggot|fggt!]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[http://www.myhusbandbetty.com/community/ My Husband Betty]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.trannyweb.com/ Tranny Web]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.tgpoint.com/ TG point]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://etransgender.com/viewforum.php?f=1 eTransgender]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/forumdisplay.php?f=435 Hip Forums]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.xsorbit2.com/users/laurasplayground/index.cgi Laura&#039;s Playground]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://venusenvycomic.yuku.com/forum/view/id/3 Venus Envy]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://pseudochainsaw.yuku.com/forum/view/id/4 Strap-on.org]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Yahoo Groups ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Tranny forum troll.JPG|thumb|right|Lol tranny forum trolling.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/NYAGRA_mailing_list/ NYAGRA mailing list]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/transsexual-uk/ United Kingdom tranny group]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ffs-support/ Facial Feminization Surgery group]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Transsistahs-Transbrothas/ Transsistahs-Transbrothas AKA nigger trannies]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/trans-theory/ Trans theory]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Trannie [[Rape|Dating]] Forums ===&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.transpassions.com/forum/ Transpassions]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://tsgforum.7.forumer.com/ TS &amp;quot;Girl&amp;quot;friend]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.tsmatch.com/ TS Match]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://urnotalone.com/ UR Not Alone]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.tgirlhookup.com/ Tgirl Hookup]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{frame|&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery perrow=5&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transphobia poster.JPG|TOTALLY JUSTIFIED!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transphobia beliefs.gif|How all Transphobics feel.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Tranny that was told properly.jpg|You are [[moar]] liek a [[woman]] now &#039;cause you were [[rape|told properly.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Tranny restrooms.jpg|Lol [[trap]] restrooms.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Gender policy.jpg|How things should be.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article.jpg|Troll Article p.1&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article1.jpg|Troll Article p.2&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article2.jpg|Troll Article p.3&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article3.jpg|Troll Article p.4&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article4.jpg|Troll Article p.5&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article5.jpg|Troll Article p.6&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Lulzy anti-tranny article6.jpg|Troll Article p.7&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Feminist troll transgender bingo.jpg|Feminists join in on the trolling of [[fag]]s&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Typical MTF ugly tranny asking for it.JPG|Typical MTF ugly tranny; one of the reasons Transphobia exists.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|border=blue|background=pink}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cotton Ceiling]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Transtrender]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fag]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FTM]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ghey]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Leelah Alcorn]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Homophobia]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Homosexuality]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Metrosexual]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Offended]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shemale]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Trap]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[You]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[You Will Never Be A Woman]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ifge.org/news/images/ifgelogo_d.gif&amp;amp;imgrefurl=http://www.ifge.org/news/1998/sept/nws9178.htm&amp;amp;h=224&amp;amp;w=179&amp;amp;sz=11&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;start=2&amp;amp;sig2=AsebEUq1T8dWVL5yy_lITw&amp;amp;um=1&amp;amp;tbnid=058gjmBG_mRsMM:&amp;amp;tbnh=108&amp;amp;tbnw=86&amp;amp;ei=oh1pSP3sLpeuoQTs6rzYDQ&amp;amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkill%2Btransvestite%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1G1GGLQ_ENUS275%26sa%3DG Brazilian cops kill trannies!!!]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://reason.com/blog/2015/01/15/womens-college-cancels-vagina-monologues Annual campus performance of &amp;quot;The Vagina Monolgues&amp;quot; cancelled because it &amp;quot;discriminates against women without vaginas&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://mypage.direct.ca/h/hrp/gendertr.html for all of you who are BAWWWWing]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://questioningtransphobia.wordpress.com/ talk of revising the definition in DMSV-V]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://questioningtransphobia.wordpress.com/ Transphobia &amp;quot;wimmins&amp;quot; movement]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.advocatesforyouth.org/lessonplans/activistally2.htm 14 Ways Homophobia and Transphobia &amp;quot;Affect&amp;quot; Everyone]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.onenewsnow.com/Culture/Default.aspx?id=156956 Epic article with lulzy comments]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{stub}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{lezz}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{sj}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Christianity}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Faggotry]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Creation_Museum&amp;diff=1943030</id>
		<title>Creation Museum</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Creation_Museum&amp;diff=1943030"/>
		<updated>2026-01-18T20:39:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;While we at EDramatica typically like to make fun of the loony left, the &#039;&#039;&#039;Creation Museum&#039;&#039;&#039; in Petersburg, Kentucky is a lulzy far-right scam which claims that humans played with dinosaurs according to the bible... even though dinosaurs were not mentioned at all in the bible.  It was founded by Ausfag Ken Ham.  They also believe that Noah&#039;s Ark actually real&#039;d, as opposed to being a cautionary tale.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ken Ham getting rekt by Bill Maher&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;dyu71k8QbaE&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
[https://creationmuseum.org/ Yes, this place actually exists...]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Creation_Museum&amp;diff=1943029</id>
		<title>Creation Museum</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Creation_Museum&amp;diff=1943029"/>
		<updated>2026-01-18T20:38:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;While we at EDramatica typically like to make fun of the loony left, the &#039;&#039;&#039;Creation Museum&#039;&#039;&#039; in Petersburg, Kentucky is a lulzy far-right scam which claims that humans played with dinosaurs according to the bible... even though dinosaurs were not mentioned at all in the bible.  It was founded by Ausfag Ken Ham.  They also believe that Noah&#039;s Ark actually real&#039;d, as opposed to being a cautionary tale.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ken Ham getting rekt by Bill Maher&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;dyu71k8QbaE&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Creation_Museum&amp;diff=1943028</id>
		<title>Creation Museum</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Creation_Museum&amp;diff=1943028"/>
		<updated>2026-01-18T20:35:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: Created page with &amp;quot;While we at EDramatica typically like to make fun of the loony left, the &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Creation Museum&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; in Petersburg, Kentucky is a lulzy scam which claims that humans played with dinosaurs according to the bible... even though dinosaurs were not mentioned at all in the bible.  It was founded by Ausfag Ken Ham.  They also believe that Noah&amp;#039;s Ark actually real&amp;#039;d, as opposed to being a cautionary tale.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;While we at EDramatica typically like to make fun of the loony left, the &#039;&#039;&#039;Creation Museum&#039;&#039;&#039; in Petersburg, Kentucky is a lulzy scam which claims that humans played with dinosaurs according to the bible... even though dinosaurs were not mentioned at all in the bible.  It was founded by Ausfag Ken Ham.  They also believe that Noah&#039;s Ark actually real&#039;d, as opposed to being a cautionary tale.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Transgender&amp;diff=1937399</id>
		<title>Transgender</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Transgender&amp;diff=1937399"/>
		<updated>2025-11-23T16:29:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: /* TERFs: The opposite side of insanity */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;:&#039;&#039;Tranny redirects here. You can also see [[Traps]] or [[Transvestite]].&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Offended}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Transwoman injures penis when male partner dies during sex, then sues his widow.jpg|300px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Transgender woman who suffered a broken penis when her lover had a fatal heart attack during sex sues the man&#039;s wife for damages&amp;quot;. you know, you&#039;re gonna read this story}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Transgender&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Symptoms&#039;&#039;&#039;|Gender dysphoria&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Depression]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[retard|Confused thinking]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Pedophilia|Wanting to teach kids about gender]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Terminological percipience disorder]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Moralfag]] behaviour}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Onset&#039;&#039;&#039;|Ages 13 to 30 (Rarely happens as early as &amp;lt;10 years of age, but that&#039;s likely caused by indoctrination. Also rare in seniors.)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Duration&#039;&#039;&#039;|[https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/gender-dysphoria/symptoms-causes/syc-20475255 6 months-who the hell knows]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Causes&#039;&#039;&#039;|Lack of either parental figure&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Video games]] or Sports&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Indoctrination/Grooming&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Birth defect&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Atheism]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Being a far-leftist}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Management&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Deal with it]] faggot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Get close to [[God]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Hormone therapy (done actually right)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Transition surgery&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[An hero]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
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A &#039;&#039;&#039;transgender&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;[[nope|person]]&amp;quot; or &#039;&#039;&#039;tranny&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[man]] who believes he has the right to be a [[woman]], or less commonly, a woman who believes she has [[Fuck you, I&#039;m a dragon!|the right to be a man]]. [[Liberal|Degenerates]] have also encouraged that insanity among children by letting them play dress up. They are a type of [[otherkin]] who, rather than believing themselves to be [[dragons]] or some other beastly organism, believe themselves to have been born with a brain whose gender differs from that the gender clearly defined by the chromosomes, hormones and genitals they possess. What this all boils down to when you subtract the [[bullshit|complicated science]] is that transexuality is caused when a regular [[homosexual]] has such severe [[homophobia]] that they literally aren&#039;t man enough to admit they&#039;re craving a deep dicking without making up an excuse, like &lt;br /&gt;
being &amp;quot;sort of&amp;quot; a woman. Be warned, the term &amp;quot;tranny&amp;quot; is considered a slur by shitlib news sources such as [[MSNBC]] and [[Media Matters]], who censor it like t***** because they&#039;re cowards who apparently think tranny is the same as [[nigger]] or [[kike]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Some transgendered persons are also &#039;&#039;&#039;transsexuals&#039;&#039;&#039;. These individuals may [[Cut|mutilate]] the shit out of their genitals in order to loosely approximate those of the opposite sex. Others just take hormones and either [[Castration|remove]] or cripple their nads, since you need to retain your [[penis]] to make it in today&#039;s competitive shemale [[porn]] industry.&lt;br /&gt;
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Lately the population of so called transgenders has increased dramatically, largely as a result of &amp;quot;transtrenders&amp;quot; jumping on the pity party bandwagon, looking to obtain a coveted &amp;quot;victim card&amp;quot; to get them on into the Oppression Olympics.  As well as from the vast population of cross-dressers who enjoy jacking their jollies off in women&#039;s underwear; who have found the movement as a convenient way of hiding their sick fuck fetish right in plain sight and trying to couch it in the guise of something more perceptively acceptable in society.  Both of these types tend to put in the least amount of effort into trying to &amp;quot;pass&amp;quot; as the opposite gender, often looking like drag queen characters from the show &amp;quot;In Living Color&amp;quot;... only less funny and a lot more horrifying.  This process can happen in the space of two weeks, from going from some seemingly normal guy to a knock-off [[Caitlyn Jenner]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Recent evidence suggests that [[4chan]] users make up roughly 90% of all those who decide to take the plunge. The other 9.9% are borderline individuals with profound identity disturbance; the final 0.1% are made up of those who actually feel a deep-seated need to be a different gender. [[Tumblr]], [[Twatter]], and [[Reddit]] is also home to a vast number of [[16 year old]] trannies who are building up a [[social justice]] army based around the slogan &amp;quot;trans rights!&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;trans rights are human rights&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;[[no|Transwoman are woman]]&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;[[die cis scum]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Disgise as female.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Ingenious disguise. &#039;&#039;&#039;They will suspect nothing!&#039;&#039;&#039;]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Y chromosome.jpg|thumb|right|Have fun reassigning this.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Causes==&lt;br /&gt;
The leading factor influencing vulnerable people to become trannies is [[videogame]]s which enable players to control a character of the opposite sex, along with plain ol&#039; [[narcissism]]. This explains the rapid rise of trannydom after the release of Ms. [[Pac-Man]] in 1981, and videogame [[faggotry]] only gets worse every year. Other major contributors to trannydom include [[Metroid]], Super [[Mario]] Bros. 2, [[Street Fighter 2]] and [[COMBO BREAKER|other fighting games]], the Mario Kart franchise, the [[Tomb Raider]] franchise, [[World of Warcraft]], [[The Sims|just about every life sim game]], and [[Skyrim|almost every RPG]]. There is an [[at least 100]]% chance that all trannies have played a videogame where they played as a character with a different gender than with what they were born, and this escapist roleplaying enables trannies and feeds their mental delusions. Much like these games offer the player the simple option to choose a pretty girl as their avatar and suddenly be showered with attention from desperate male coomers, many [[gamer|pathetic virgins]] believe (or at least desperately wish) in the real world that some quantity of estrogen tablets will make them into [[trap|Bridgette]] from [[Guilty Gear]] and then they will never have to be lonely again. Online hugbox communities have only exacerbated the issue, as these aforementioned losers will often present their new identities in coming out posts with photos of themselves wearing cheap shitty neon-colored wigs, only to find themselves inundated with fake love and positivity from adult men who call themselves Lilith. For many of these disallusioned individuals, this is the most loving treatment they have ever received in their entire lives.&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition, psychologists have fanned the flames, especially when [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_dysphoria Gender Identity Disorder] was [[Leftard|renamed to &amp;quot;Gender Dysphoria&amp;quot; and rewritten to appear less harmful]]. They also go on to state that the disproportionately large amounts of anxiety, eating disorders, depression, and especially [[An Hero]] are caused by a lack of &amp;quot;acceptance&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;equality&amp;quot;, or other psychobabble thrown about by the Kikes that want to sterilize Generation Z via conversion surgeries. In addition, all of those listed mental illnesses which are correlated with being a tranny are often caused by chemical imbalances, which considering that the transgender brain is structured differently from birth, means that the claim that tranny depression is societal is false. With this in mind, one can say that trannies are like cheap phones: They&#039;re only focused on aesthetics, have a meltdown when you try to do something other than Tumblr, and are built to kill themselves well before they reach old age.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Imitation Game==&lt;br /&gt;
Trannies think [[Hahaha no|imitating a woman makes you a woman and imitating a man makes you a man]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Just like:&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:American Male 2017.jpg|thumb|right|[[James Charles]]: Troon Edition.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[doctor]] makes you a doctor&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[professor]] makes you a professor&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[cop]] makes you a cop&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[kid]] [[Clovergender|makes you a kid]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[azn|masseuse]] makes you a masseuse&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[scientist]] makes you a scientist&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a health inspector makes you a health inspector&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[pony]] makes you a [[Brony|pony]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Jew]] makes you a Judeo-convert Jew.&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Muslim]] makes you a Muslim. oh wait that&#039;s [[Islam#Becoming a Muslim|not enough]].&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[dog]] makes you a [[Furfag|dog]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[baby]] makes you a [[Infantilism|baby]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[dinosaur]] makes you a dinosaur&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[black people|black person]] makes you a [[wigger|black]] [[transnigger|person]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating an [[Australia]]n makes you an Australian&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[whore]] turns a [[girl]] into her [[mother]].&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a professional athlete makes you a professional athlete&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating [[Superman]] makes you bulletproof. Quick! Go try it out.&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[vampire]] makes you a vampire&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[virgin]] makes you a virgin&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[dragon]] makes you a [[Fuck you, I&#039;m a dragon!|dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* a [[fat]] person imitating a healthy person [[Fat Acceptance Movement|makes you a healthy person]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a person who is 25 years younger makes you 25 years younger [https://translate.google.az/translate?hl=en&amp;amp;sl=nl&amp;amp;u=https://www.dagelijksestandaard.nl/2018/11/emile-ratelband-neemt-identiteitswaanzin-op-de-hak-leeftijd-wijzigen-want-gevoelskwestie/&amp;amp;prev=search Oh, wait]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Japan]]ese makes you a [[Wapanese|Japanese]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a plastic surgeon makes you a plastic surgeon&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a CEO makes you a CEO&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a senator makes you a senator&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Prime Minister]] makes you a Prime Minister&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[President]] makes you a President&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[king]] makes you a king&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Pope]] makes you a Pope&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating the [[LHC]] makes you the LHC&lt;br /&gt;
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Just fake it til you make it. Nobody will evar be able to tell. A successful con is called &amp;quot;passing&amp;quot; according to trannies, and they get a rush of [[sick fuck|sick]] thrills the longer they can get away with their con, like shoplifters, who imitate paying customers as they walk out the fucking door.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some argue this amounts to [[sockpuppet]]ry or [[Truth|fraud]] like a con-man, but not to trannies. I mean, women wear makeup so isn&#039;t trannydom [[No|the exact same thing]]? Trannydom is [[sarcasm|not]] fake, mimicry, camouflage, copy, hoax, counterfeit, impersonation, or impression. [[No|It&#039;s the genuine article]]. The real deal. Doesn&#039;t get any more real than that. No sir. No artificial colors or flavorings. All natural.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Myths Busted by Trannies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:I heart being a woman.png|thumb|right|Women love not being you]]&lt;br /&gt;
Trannydom is a destructive mental illness which ironically destroys several myths laid out by the rest of the LGBT community in a [[lulzy]] fashion.&lt;br /&gt;
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The LGB portion of the &amp;quot;community&amp;quot; argue that sex and gender are two different things, but trannies contend that females can be born with male brains and males can be born with female brains (implying there is such a thing as female brains and male brains and that gender within our species is an objective biological fact). LGBs say sexuality is not a choice, but trannies know better. Trannies say that not all transgendered people want to transition to the other sex through hormones or surgery, but that it&#039;s a choice to change your sexuality that every transperson makes themself. LGBs also dispute that a gender binary exists, but trannies know better. Post-op transsexuals are either [[MTF]] or [[FTM]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Trannies also believe that the sex hormones testosterone makes someone a man and estrogen makes someone a woman, and that both can be supplemented in order to become fully man or woman. LGBs contend there is no &amp;quot;right way&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;act like a woman&amp;quot; nor &amp;quot;act like a man&amp;quot;, but trannies know better. Trannies strongly believe in traditional gender roles where wearing dresses and makeup and having long hair makes someone a woman and wearing pants and not wearing makeup and having short hair makes someone a man. LGBs say conversion therapy and medical castration is a barbaric and ineffective practice that should be banned, but trannies know better. Trannies are confident that with castration and the proper hormones they can happily complete their conversion to another sexuality. LGBs say society should accept them for who they are and how they were born, but trannies know better. Trannies say society should accept them for who they want to be and who they change into after conversion.&lt;br /&gt;
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Look, no trannies undergo surgery to &amp;quot;feel&amp;quot; more like a man or woman (or to be made &amp;quot;whole&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;complete&amp;quot;), because they were already born a man or a woman. They were just reincarnated and trapped in the wrong body with the wrong genitals, like all those episodes of Quantum Leap where [[Media:Quantum leap im retarded.gif|Sam Beckett]] leaped into a woman&#039;s body. And like Sam Beckett, trannies spend their life heroically trying to &amp;quot;put right what once went wrong&amp;quot; (aka LGB myths and their own genitals).&lt;br /&gt;
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Like all delusional people, trannies reject your reality and substitute their own. After mutilating their bodies to finally become what they&#039;ve always claimed to be, post-op trannies have a suicide rate 20 times higher than the general population. This is, of course, due to bullying, not because of a pre-existing body dysmorphic disorder, or inability to accept reality, or a plastic surgery nightmare that has no true rewind button.&lt;br /&gt;
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==TERFs: The opposite side of insanity==&lt;br /&gt;
[[TERF]]s (Trans-exclusionary radical feminists) claim that their views are grounded in biology.  However, they selectively cherrypick biological definitions of man and woman, so ironically, their definitions say that some men can have vaginas.  Especially [[Riley Gaines]], who constantly bitched about &#039;&#039;&#039;tying&#039;&#039;&#039; for fif place, even though she says certain &#039;&#039;&#039;biological&#039;&#039;&#039; women should be excluded.  See [[Vexxed]] for moar TERF insanity.&lt;br /&gt;
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==What Do Trannies Want?==&lt;br /&gt;
Trannydom is a convoluted scheme for a man or woman (but mostly [[MTF|men]], who are we kidding) to sneak into the opposite sex&#039;s restrooms, dressing rooms, locker rooms, showers, bars, brothels, and beauty pageants (or grope boobs all day), which would normally get them branded a [[sick fuck|pervert]]. This explains the predominance of [[MTF]] trannies over [[FTM]] trannies, because females are deeply enraged by rows of urinals. When told an area is &amp;quot;for women only&amp;quot;, a determined tranny adamantly declares &amp;quot;but I &#039;&#039;am&#039;&#039; a woman.&amp;quot; This intransigence is one of the defining features of trannies. Although genderbenders&#039; unbending stubbornness is often mistaken for bravery by those who have never risked their own life to save others. Another reason MTFs outnumber FTMs is because becoming a woman is easy, you just have to cut off your dick and balls so you start bleeding between your legs, be histrionic, put on lipstick at least once, and take away reason and accountability. But becoming a man involves learning what logic is, not an easy task for a woman, as difficult as climbing a 25-foot rope with a backpack full of gear.&lt;br /&gt;
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Inspired by the degenerate 1980s show &#039;&#039;Bosom Buddies&#039;&#039; where two men dress in drag to live in a female-only apartment because it has low rent, trannydom takes it to the next level by fully committing to the lie. On Bosom Buddies eventually all the women realize it was a [[troll|ruse]], but trannies hold fast to their pearl necklaces and boldly continue to deny everything like [[Woody Allen]]. Just remember, it&#039;s not a lie if you believe it. In any situation where the opposite sex appears to have a social advantage, a tranny can simply claim to be the opposite sex in order to obtain that advantage. And since a tranny&#039;s denial concerns a &amp;quot;personal identity&amp;quot;, nobody can question their motives since they&#039;re the only one in the world who supposedly knows what&#039;s true on the subject. This is an extension of the &amp;quot;you don&#039;t know me!&amp;quot; posturing used on [[Jerry Springer]] by niggers, sluts, and landwhales (and trannies come to think of it), and the booing audience of society has become the bad guy (unless the person on stage is religious, now the booing audience is seen as the &amp;quot;tolerant&amp;quot; good guy). Each tranny becomes the sole authority on the truth of the matter, like every cult leader. They can then psychopathically bend others to their point of view with this reality distortion field. Trannies are cunning experts in reversal, like a tenth degree black belt judo master.&lt;br /&gt;
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Trannydom is also useful for [[Bradley Manning|avoiding male prisons]], [[Robin Williams|becoming your estranged children&#039;s nanny]], [[attention whore|attention whoring]], [[Sceptre|regaining your rollback privileges]], as the crown jewel [[sob story]] in your [[victim complex]] tiara, silencing criticism, and [[Jeffrey Dahmer|picking up males in bars to take home and eat later]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Types of Trannies ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BlondeTV.jpg|thumb|A blonde tranny.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:obvious_tranny.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Transgender_Clown.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===God Seriously Fucked Up===&lt;br /&gt;
Otherwise known as &amp;quot;mommy didn&#039;t have a happy pregnancy&amp;quot; or [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disorders_of_sex_development DSD], these types are genetic abominations, which ordinarily would have been rightly flushed out of the body by nature but thanks to the modern miracles of medical science we now have fantastic new ways to create &amp;quot;[[You|living abortions]].&amp;quot;  Most of these types are born with incomplete sex organs or have genetic disorders that result in screwed up [[puberty|sexual development]] later in life.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Doctor Seriously Fucked Up===&lt;br /&gt;
See: [[Circumcision]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Your [[jews|Government/Media/Education]] System Seriously Fucked up===&lt;br /&gt;
Your government is trying to indoctrinate your children about how transsexuals are super speshul god children of liberal prophecy, how they are persecuted, how they need our help, how we should help them accept their identity and how he/she wants to be of the reverse gender. They are doing this all over public schools and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m53lNTdyPg in media] and anyone who does not accept this will be given some taste of [[Liberal]] [[SJW]] &amp;quot;tolerance&amp;quot;, which includes your children being expelled from school, ostracized, ridiculed and/or beaten by other classmates.  Instead of spending money to fix the rotting infrastructure they pour all taxpayer dollars into this type of degenerate reeducation with the intention of turning your children into the next generation of developmentally delayed, dysfunctional, trained tranny clowns that can be controlled and manipulated like children well on into their adulthood.  This type of brainless butt-puppet is largely comprised of &amp;quot;transtrenders&amp;quot;, who have little to no actual dysphoria and are simply &amp;quot;along for the ride&amp;quot; to the [[Cult|cultists]] Kool Aid factory. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Your Brain Seriously Fucked Up===&lt;br /&gt;
Despite being born with complete, natural sex organs your brain wound up wired wrong resulting in feelings of being a woman trapped in a mans body or vice versa.  This is the result of [[batshit insane|mental psychosis]] rather than a true genetic or physiological problem.  Like all forms of mental psychosis there is no &amp;quot;cure&amp;quot; there is only &amp;quot;treatment&amp;quot; which usually involves placating the nutball to a certain extent in order to try and keep them from sailing completely over the deep end and killing themselves while keeping them marginally productive as a human being.&lt;br /&gt;
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===You Were Seriously Fucked Up... Literally===&lt;br /&gt;
A common slogan amongst trannies is to claim that they were raped. Now, you&#039;re probably thinking, &amp;quot;LOL WUT?!&amp;quot; and you&#039;re right, as a whole the transsexual population is largely unfuckable unless you&#039;re into boning the gender equivalent of abstract art or your standards are lower than a crack whore suckin dick for dime bags.  No, what they &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;really&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; mean when they say they were raped is that they were sexually molested as a child and it was horribly traumatic.&lt;br /&gt;
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Similar to [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|TITS]] basically any blunt force mental trauma, whether it&#039;s trolling or getting porked in the pooper as a kid can cause a significant level of psychosis which in turn will manifest in the form of body dysmorphic disorder.  In a sense they basically learn to hate their bodies as a result of feeling shame and indignity which in turn leads them to a wanton desire to try and escape from that old/abused identity.&lt;br /&gt;
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This differs from the before mentioned psychosis in that this form is unnatural and inflicted via environmental factors as opposed to genetic/biological failings.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Psychologists Seriously Fucked Up===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Buffalo Bill.jpg|thumb|What trannies look like at home]]&lt;br /&gt;
This type is the bastard child of psychologists fucking up the previous types and, rather than attempt to treat the psychosis, they simply gave in completely to it.  This eventually resulted in the [[Tumblr|inmates running the asylum]], a literal parade of crazy clowns claiming everything under the sun as a &amp;quot;gender&amp;quot; while babbling and screeching incoherently, injecting their personal brand of crazy into everything from feminism to furries.  They are usually best recognized by their use of certain psycho/social babble buzz words like &amp;quot;social justice&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;social construct&amp;quot; as well as their inability to dress like normal people they are often seen wearing clown clothes, poorly applied makeup and brightly colored hair.&lt;br /&gt;
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===You Seriously Fucked Yourself Up===&lt;br /&gt;
This last type is the result of continually soaking your head in lead acetate, a common ingredient in the hair dyes that liberal loonies enjoy molesting their melons with.  In &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;theory&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; the dye is safe... so long as you don&#039;t have any cuts, abrasions, pimples or pretty much &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;any&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; amount of broken skin.  If you do, well you&#039;re basically bleaching your brain in lead, which will lead to what&#039;s known as &amp;quot;Mad Hatter Syndrome&amp;quot;.  These types are usually the deranged looking lunatic variety of tranny with extremely horrible hygiene habits.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Fuckable Trannies ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Sarina Valentina|You know you&#039;d hit that.]] If [[you]] truly believe that you wouldn&#039;t, contact any [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] user in your area; they will gladly pump you full of [[drugs]], [[alcohol]] and [[steroids]] until you&#039;re willing to fuck anything that moves (or doesn&#039;t).&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Failed|Botched]] trannies ===&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that after these trannies have their sexual reassignment surgery, [[Pun|they feel hole inside.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Wannabe]] trannies ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Drag queens]] are sometimes considered transgendered. However, expressing this viewpoint is only acceptable (i.e. &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; [[retarded]]) if it is used in the context of trolling. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Bullshit|It has been argued]] that these individuals are simply [[4chan]]ners that didn&#039;t get enough attention from the opposite sex and figured that they would try to get some as the other gender. Only someone who spends most of their life [[OTI]] would actually think this is a good idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Infamous trannies ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Veryscary.jpg|thumb|[[FYIAD|FUCK YOU! I&#039;M A WOMAN!]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Drag King.jpg|thumb|[[FYIAD|FUCK YOU! I&#039;M A DUDE!]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Tranny man.jpg|thumb|This guy]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:BriannaWu_admitting_trannies_are_just_retarded_men.jpg|thumb|right|Who could&#039;ve guessed.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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HEY YOU. THINK BEFORE YOU EDIT.&lt;br /&gt;
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Please keep this section confined to people who are legitimate transsexuals or transgendered individuals. &lt;br /&gt;
Be useful, not retarded.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, keep in alphabetical order, please. &lt;br /&gt;
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                                     DON&#039;T FORGET TO THINK BEFORE YOU EDIT. THANKS.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[ADF-Fuensalida]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Alexis Arquette]], an embarrassment to real trannies, which is a serious achievement.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Audrey Hale]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Brianna Wu]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bruce Jenner]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Catamorphism]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chelsea Manning]], who told [[Wikileaks]] about US government [[helicopter]]s using cables to kill civilians.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chloe Sagal‎]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris-chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris Crocker]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chyna]] - The pro wrestler who took so many steroids that her [[clit]] now resembles a [[micropenis]]. [[Seriously]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Darlie Brewster]] Canadian cartoonist in Hollywood, female impersonator extraordinaire&lt;br /&gt;
* [[D. C. Simpson]] - Kids comic creator, Political shill, drew repulsive porn of their characters.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doopie DoOver]] Masturbation fodder and [[Waifu]] of [[Chris Chan]].  Likes to start [[Drama]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://dek-is-filthy.deviantart.com &amp;quot;Dek is Filthy&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Imma-The-Deer]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jazz Jennings]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JDR]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jeffree Star]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Keffals]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kelly Martin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kim Petras]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Krimpet]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lady Gaga]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Laura Kate Dale]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Leelah Alcorn]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lila Perry]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Randy Stair]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Robert Wayne Stiles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarah Butts]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarina Valentina]] - [[Purportedly]] the hottest trap [[EVAR]]!&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sceptre|Saralicity]], aka Will/Sarah Noble.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Scoutgender]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sethisto]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sleepykinq]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Stefonknee]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[SweetNSour]] - The hormonal opposite of Chyna.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Thomas Beatie]] - The world&#039;s first [[pregnant]] &amp;quot;[[man]]&amp;quot;; this is [[true]] [[attention whore]] [[bullshit]] however, as &amp;quot;he&amp;quot; never possessed a [[cock]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trap-kun]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Yinepusayi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Yuki Damon]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trannydom Is Scientology For Fags Not Named John Travolta==&lt;br /&gt;
Transgenderism is the [[Scientology]] of the BLTG &amp;quot;community&amp;quot;, and both are super scientific because they are victims of a haunting. Replace &amp;quot;body thetans&amp;quot; with &amp;quot;gender identity&amp;quot; and you have transgenderism. These dumbasses think they are possessed, and flags are involved for some fucking reason. A body thetan is supposedly the ghost of an alien, whereas a gender identity is supposedly the ghost of someone with different genitals. A tranny is a haunted fag, and faghauntings are only increasing because fads. Except trannies, also known as pretenders, don&#039;t want to rid their body of thetans, they want to use artificial means like plastic surgery and hormones to alter their appearance to match their inner thetan. Scientologists pay money to exorcism the demons inside them, whereas trannies pay money to resemble the demons inside them. Imagine if Scientologists spent all their money on plastic surgery to look like the thetans occupying their body. If you said &amp;quot;but then they would look like [[John Travolta]],&amp;quot; you&#039;d be correct.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Much like the Scientology cult, trannydom cultists can advance higher and higher up the Batshit Insane Scale by paying more and more money to unlock stupid shit. Scientologists pay for more expensive ramblings of a bad scifi author sold by amoral scammers, whereas trannies pay for more expensive plastic surgeries sold by amoral scammers. If you refuse to use a tranny&#039;s snowflake pronouns or don&#039;t call a tranny by their thetan name, this is apparently a &amp;quot;hate crime&amp;quot; known as &amp;quot;misgendering&amp;quot;, even though Mother Nature would have been the one who &amp;quot;misgendered&amp;quot; these idiotic sexual deviants. Instead of suing Mother Nature for perpetuating the original hate crime, trannies in [[Amerifat]] like Gavin Grimm sue school districts because their parents wouldn&#039;t stop feeding their fatass. Can you imagine what it would be like to never be allowed to use a school restroom your entire life? Neither can Gavin Grimm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For a tranny to use the same restroom they used for the first half of their life is [[Hahaha no|discrimination]]. In fact, it&#039;s [[No|exactly]] like [[black]]s having to use separate water fountains which you would think would make for shorter lines but [[STFU|shut the fuck up]]. When trannies were in elementary school and told that boys use the boys&#039; room and girls use the girls&#039; room, this was obviously brainwashing, just like saying boys have a [[penis]] and girls have a [[vagina]], and the reason trannies didn&#039;t raise their hand and correct their teacher is because they didn&#039;t know any better. [[Sarcasm|Now they do]]. The people who put signs on multiple occupancy bathrooms are obviously hatemongers. This is related to [[feminist]]s objecting to signs with pictograms of women wearing dresses, although a [[MTF]] tranny is much more happy wearing a dress than a feminist ever would be. Basically, where a human pisses depends on their willingness to wear a dress. So we can blame the [[Scottish]] for starting this tranny bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How To Tell If a Tranny is Lying==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mrgarrison.jpg|thumb|Mrs Garrison, a perfect example of a &amp;quot;lesbian tranny&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
Are they speaking? Suppose there is one man who claims to be a woman and really believes it because he is delusional, and another man who claims to be a woman and is consciously lying. How can you tell the difference? You can&#039;t. That&#039;s the point. A tranny&#039;s claims or motives can never be questioned, which is a huge advantage. This situation where truth and falsity are indistinguishable is extremely advantageous for anyone seeking any sort of credibility or respect. Simply claim to be the other sex, play the distraught victim, and label skeptics as hatemongers. Trannies believe nobody would ever lie about being transgender, because they view being transgender as a terrible affliction. And trannies who transition to transsexuals might claim nobody would ever undergo radical plastic surgery to present a false image to the world, but that&#039;s the whole point of plastic surgery.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Trannies are naturally truthful people, that&#039;s how they can lie to everyone around them for so long. So when a tranny speaks, you can know they are telling the truth. To display any skepticism towards trannies is to be labeled a [[transphobia|transphobic]] intolerant monster who deserves to have their entire livelihood destroyed. Even suggesting they take a lie detector test (or get a second opinion) will get you labeled a bigot. Skeptics are labeled bigots and doubt is labeled hatred. Often, these truthful MTF trannies will claim to be female &#039;&#039;and&#039;&#039; a lesbian. To question [[sex|their motives]] and [[implying|imply]] that they are doing it to get laid by [[Hot or Not|hot hot]] feminists is to speak with the tongue of the troll.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Each tranny speaks for all trannies. If you doubt one tranny&#039;s claims, then you must universally hate all trannies. And the proof of your hatred (not skepticism or doubt) is that you use the word &amp;quot;tranny.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==What do Trannies Prefer to be Called?==&lt;br /&gt;
It doesn&#039;t matter. Any new politically correct term will eventually be stigmatized anyway. It&#039;s a lose-lose situation. But suppose you start calling each tranny by their preferred first name, and preferred [[personal pronouns]], and preferred group identity. Their righteous indignation is always waiting to strike. Without becoming transgender yourself, you are always at the mercy of being labeled a hatemonger. If you are not one of them, they will say you cannot say anything about the subject. So trannies can only be destroyed from the inside, usually by hormone supplements or a plastic surgeon, or by new converts. To safely criticize trannies, you must become one (which is as easy as saying you are one). This is a major way trannies recruit normals. Being &amp;quot;transgender&amp;quot; is entirely based on the honor system (aka &amp;quot;trust system&amp;quot; for Britbongs). However, trannies can always disown any tranny critic and claim any critic is not a true tranny. So trannydom remains impregnable (except for that [[Thomas Beatie|pregnant woman with a mustache]]). Post-op trannies feel tranny-superior and like to set themselves up as tranny gurus, then the real freaks can keep out the fake freaks and false flag trannies. Disbelieving any tranny&#039;s claims is a hate crime against all trannies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Persecution==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Proud cisphobe.png|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
Although regular trannies are generally tolerated, fat trannies for some reason have endured huge amounts of [[Truth|government sponsored, public supported]] discrimination on a level not seen since [[Niggers|segregation]]. [[Wikipedia:Trans_fats#Public_response_and_regulation|In multiple countries and local municipalities trannies are well regulated.]] In [[New York City]] for instance, fat trannies are not allowed in nearly all restaurants. Perhaps this is an attempt to make them skinnier. Nevertheless, the silence that has greeted this mass destruction of human rights has been greatly concerning- to them. Nobody else really gives a damn.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Standard [[Pussy|bleeder]] organizations like the UN and the World Health Organization have not yet spoken out against this &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;grievous&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; understandable persecution.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More recently, much drama and lulz were created by Trump publicly telling trannies to GTFO the military, thus leaving him to sit back and laugh as he controls the news cycle for another week, the media scrambling to pick up the pieces before it&#039;s too late and he&#039;s at it again. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Self-destruction==&lt;br /&gt;
Trannydom is self-destructive, that&#039;s why trannydom and suicide go hand in hand. Trannies not only destroy LGB myths, but also their own genitals, and often their own lives. Trannydom will eventually destroy itself. Some argue that&#039;s the entire goal of trannydom: to destroy your old self and transform into a new self. But trannies lack patience and jump the gun on the whole reincarnation thing. And altering outward appearances can&#039;t change who you are inside.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Transgender acceptance&amp;quot; is an oxymoron. Trannydom is a rejection of one&#039;s body. So in order to accept trannies, one must also reject their bodies. It is those who hate and despise pre-op trannies who are truly on the tranny&#039;s side. &amp;quot;Your body disgusts me too.&amp;quot; From a pre-op tranny&#039;s point of view, there is nothing worse than someone who loves them how they are without any artificial accoutrement. Since pre-op trannies hate their bodies, they need other people to hate their bodies too. After surgery, a tranny can gather more people who hate their bodies just as much as they once did. If there is no one left to loathe their body, a tranny dies. This explains the prevalence of post-op tranny suicide: once they stop hating their body, they had no more reason to live. If surgery fails to destroy their old self, suicide is always another option to finish the job the surgeon started.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Things Tranny&#039;s Listen To ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
{{cg||clowntards|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Cock shitting.jpg|This female to male transexual is currently suing her (his?) doctor for sewing his (her?) new cock on backwards.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Trans-Dimensional_Cipher-Sexual.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transexual_Snowflake_Syndrome.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Brianna_Wu_Joker.png|The clowns are taking control&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_Duck_Tales.png&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Genderchart.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Degenerate.jpg|Fucking degenerates.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lethimin.jpg|Let him in!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Tumbr_Universe_Comic.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Insane_Gender_Chart.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_Retardation_1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Trannieswhowouldwin.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Mangiftcard.jpg|The ideal gift for any MTF tranny.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Followyourfaggots.png|Follow your fellow faggots.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Vaginaman.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:45 percent of Transexual Suicide.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Trap GF vs CIS GF.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Restroom_She.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_01.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_02.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_03.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_04.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Transgender_-_06.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_07.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_08.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_09.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_10.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_11.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_12.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_13.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_15.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_14.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Degenercy_stopped.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_16.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_17.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_18.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:KillFrogUnsureDeodorant.png|A deodorant for the trannies.&lt;br /&gt;
File:HauptsacheArschlochFotzeistegal.jpg|Most men who fuck Trannies claim that they are [[not gay]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Troon.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Memes are transgender.png|thumb|right|Is transgenderism a meme?]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Paloma faith gender neutral child.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Some trannies have a head start in life]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Assigned Male]] - (In)famous tranny liberal comic.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[John Money]] - Creator of the modern troon&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aiden Hale]] - When trannies got radicalized that they actually commit [[an hero]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Catfish]] - What most trannies have to do to get a relationship.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[CyberDemon531]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dani_Willow]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Disorders]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dorian Thorn]] - cut his dick off for attention.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Feminism]] - Sometimes trannies clashes with [[feminazis]], debating are transwoman &#039;&#039;really&#039;&#039; woman or not.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]] - An attempt by trannies to [[outrage Culture|cancel]] that [[Harry Potter]] game, and anyone else who plays it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jerry Springer]] - Common guests to embarrass their love ones in public television.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JROCK]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Keffals]] - Mortal enemy of [[Kiwifarms]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Michael Jackson]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mpreg]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[NotJustBikes]] - experiences a great amount of guilt for his &amp;quot;straight, white, cisgendered, male&amp;quot; privilege, yet thinks he&#039;s superior for being a multi-billionaire and proudly shows off about hating poor people, [[Jooz]] and [[curry nigger]]s. What a [[hypocrite]]!&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Otherkin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pedophilia]] - The drag queen story hour thing, and the fact that they want to teach kids about gender explains it all.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Personal Pronouns]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pregnophile]] - Explains one possible origin of transsexuality/transgenderism&lt;br /&gt;
* [[RationalWiki]] - these shitheads masturbate to transgender political propaganda and have sex in front of churches they burn down for fun&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Transgender Day of Remembrance]] - Some people love these monsters.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Transnigger]] - People who think they were born the wrong race. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Transphobia]] - Normal people.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Transtrender]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tumblr]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[You Will Never Be A Woman]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Types of trannies===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Crossdresser]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dickgirl]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[FTM]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[MTF]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trap]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.tranzwear.net/store.php/TranZwear/ct159601/for_parents_of_ftm_childrenteens Sick fuck trannies selling little dildos to little girls] - Sooooo [[liberalism|progressive]]. This is a sign that society is advancing and becoming more tolerant and inclusive.&lt;br /&gt;
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===4chan===&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://archive.fo/Y0PoN Trap Thread #1] -The first epic trap thread.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://archive.fo/W3Za2 Trap Thread #2] -The second epic trap thread.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://archive.fo/ACaJX Trap Thread #3] - The third epic trap thread.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-red-light-district/201411/link-between-autism-and-gender-dysphoria Study linking autism and trannyism.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://archive.fo/RpsTC Study linking general batshit insanity and trannyism.]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Deathnotice|I&#039;ve decided I would rather work on the Riley Gaines article instead, delete if you like}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Vexxed&#039;&#039;&#039; is a website full of deranged man-hating [[TERF]]s, who claim to be anti-Trans but still say that some men can somehow have vaginas.  This is because instead of living in Judeo-Christian reality, they invented their own biological definitions of man and woman to make themselves feel better.  Check out this cringe for instance: https://vexxed.org/o/GenderCritical/5133/so-vexxed-how-would-you-define-the-words-man-woman-and-a-person-who-is-neither-n&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Screenshot 20251120 095938.png|thumb|However, they fail to define the words male and female]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Before they were Vexxed, they were Ovarit, and GenderCritical on reddit.  They have a cringy skunk as their logo, representing their overall insanity.  Frequently, they worship [[J.K. Rowling]] who hasn&#039;t written any good literature since the fourth [[Harry Potter]] book.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
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		<updated>2025-11-23T16:25:22Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: File uploaded with MsUpload&lt;/p&gt;
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	<entry>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: will edit more later&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Deathnotice|fix it up}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Vexxed&#039;&#039;&#039; is a website full of deranged man-hating [[TERF]]s, who claim to be anti-Trans but still say that some men can somehow have vaginas.  This is because instead of living in Judeo-Christian reality, they invented their own biological definitions of man and woman to make themselves feel better.  Check out this cringe for instance: https://vexxed.org/o/GenderCritical/5133/so-vexxed-how-would-you-define-the-words-man-woman-and-a-person-who-is-neither-n&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Screenshot 20251120 095938.png|thumb|However, they fail to define the words male and female]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Before they were Vexxed, they were Ovarit, and GenderCritical on reddit.  They have a cringy skunk as their logo, representing their overall insanity.  Frequently, they worship [[J.K. Rowling]] who hasn&#039;t written any good literature since the fourth [[Harry Potter]] book.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A site full with deranged manhating [[TERF]]s, who claim to be anti-Trans but still say that some men can somehow have vaginas.  This is because instead of living in Judeo-Christian reality, they invented their own biological definitions of man and woman to make themselves feel better.  Check out this cringe for instance: https://vexxed.org/o/GenderCritical/5133/so-vexxed-how-would-you-define-the-words-man-woman-and-a-person-who-is-neither-n&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Screenshot 20251120 095938.png|thumb|However, they fail to define the words male and female]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Before they were Vexxed, they were Ovarit, and GenderCritical on reddit.  They have a fugly skunk as their logo, representing their overall insanity.  Frequently, they worship [[J.K. Rowling]] who hasn&#039;t written any good literature since the fourth [[Harry Potter]] book.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>J.K. Rowling</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: /* J.K. Rowling sells out to the Trans Cult */&lt;/p&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Joanne &amp;quot;J.K.&amp;quot; Rowling&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Deadname|a.k.a.]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Robert Galbraith&#039;&#039;&#039;) is a saggy, [[old|menopausal]], [[British]] [[Twatter]] personality, [[Cunt|single-mother]], plagiarist and multi-millionaire who is most well known for being a [[hypocritical]] sack of shit who supports the [[Rapefugee]] invasion of her country yet won&#039;t let [[Syria]]n refugees live in any of her 18 unused bedrooms in her multiple mansions. Rowling is also a [[Shit|mediocre]] writer and was responsible for writing [[Harry Potter|the original source material]] that inspired Tara Gilesbie&#039;s timeless [[Epic|æpic]] entitled &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[My Immortal]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite having enough money to support [[James Woods]]&#039; weekly [[Pepsi|coke]] parties for the next 6 months, Rowling&#039;s life and talent have gone so far down [[2girls1cup|the shitter]] that she now spends her days on [[Twitter]] [[lying]] about [[The Donald|The President of the United States]] snubbing [[Retarded|disabled]] kids and being the subject of [[fake news]] articles that claim that she&#039;s literally [[stalking]] people who call out her [[bullshit]] so she can pay off their mortgages and repossess their homes just to be a Grade-A cunt – which honestly wouldn&#039;t be that [[Pokemon|farfetch&#039;d]] for a woman who has million dollar mansions demolished just so she can increase the size of her stupid fucking garden.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
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Joanne Rowling was born in 1965 in Yate, England. Her parents [[Fucked|met]] on a train, and similarly, she developed the idea of the Harry Potter series while on a train ride. She should also have been on a train to [[Auschwitz]], but sadly the Nazis lost WW2. Like most feminists, she had a privileged yet unhappy childhood with an abusive daddy who she began to hate, leading to her [[Feminism|hatred of the male gender]]. Her mommy eventually died later on in her life, and she [[cuck]]ed her boyfriend, who left her, who she blamed for it all, a typical cunt move by most [[women]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Eventually, she finished writing the first Harry Potter book, but nobody wanted to publish that shit – but I&#039;m sure they wish they did now. She was able to get published after some agency&#039;s [[Autistic|little kid]] read the book and got hooked. The series took the late [[1990s]] by storm, and made this once-poor street [[whore]] a multi-millionaire. By the time the final book was published in [[2007]], she was a [[No|very influential]], wealthy and [[Dominatrix|powerful]] woman and her books were some of the most popular in history – mainly due to the simplicity and low intellectual ability required to push through them all. J.K. was of course part of the marxist collective, and it became increasingly obvious through time as she became more outlandish and hypocritical with her support for the globalist leftist agenda. She would write several other books, and even returned to write more shit for the Harry Potter series, despite [[Liar|claims to have left it for good]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Larry Potter and the Goblet of Plagiarism ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:LarryPotter.jpg|thumb|Harry Potter was actually [[fanfiction]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[1984]] a talented writer named Nancy K. Stouffer wrote a book entitled &#039;&#039;&#039;The Legend of Rah and the Muggles&#039;&#039;&#039;. This, along with Stouffer&#039;s later work, &#039;&#039;&#039;Larry Potter and His Best Friend Lilly&#039;&#039;&#039;, inspired J.K. Rowling to create her own [[original character]] named &#039;&#039;&#039;Harry Potter&#039;&#039;&#039; and write 7 books worth of shitty [[fanfiction]] about her stupid OC.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Twitter Wars ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:JK Rowling SJWisms.png|thumb|right|JK and the kike media attacked [[PewDiePie]] after the media accused him of being a neo-nazi after making several antisemitic jokes in 2017.]]&lt;br /&gt;
JK is a heavy [[Twatter]] addict, wasting thousands of hours of her life on the shitty social media site. Like most in the leftist cult, she slowly got radicalized over time, and became a full-blown SJW cunt in recent years. First, it was back in 2007 when she hinted at Dumbledore (a main character of the Harry Potter series) being homosexual, despite little-to-no evidence of this existing in her own [http://archive.is/ANLNl books.] Her cancerous and illogical social justice activism and snarkiness on twatter naturally attracted trolls towards her, many from [[Daily Stormer]] and [[Pol/|/pol/]], who stirred up some drama with the saggy old witch:&lt;br /&gt;
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===Attack on the Alt-right===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JK Pepe.png|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
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During the great meme wars of the mid-[[2010s]], J.K. [http://archive.is/Mj0i3 replied] to a user named &amp;quot;Frogulus [[Pepe]]&amp;quot; and questioned his sexuality. Much like many liberal women, she used this infantile tactic of questioning the virility or size of a male opponent&#039;s dick instead of using wit and satire to conjure an original insult. This dried up old whore doesn&#039;t know the first rules of the internet fight club: never feed the trolls. The twitter feud attracted thousands of other trolls who challenged JK&#039;s safe space.&lt;br /&gt;
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===War On Pewdiepie===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Pewdiepie]] is some Swedish faggot who made shitty videos that pandered to 12 year olds and went on to become the top youtuber of all time, with over 50,000,000 subscribers in recent years. He slowly got redpilled and started to make Nazi jokes in his videos, which triggered the fuck out of Jews and [[old media]]. Unsurprisingly, J.K. attacked him too.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;dt2VIKN9wQw&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Rapefugee Activism===&lt;br /&gt;
JK is a feminazi SJW so it comes as no surprise that she fully supports &#039;(((diversity)))&#039;, aka the genocide of Europeans via the mass replacement of the native populace with third world low-IQ low-skill shitskin savages. She calls for mass immigration, yet goes silent when people challenge her to host the rapefugees in some of her many mansions. Yet another twatter war was waged between her and her followers against the evil Nazi death eaters. The evil Nazi fascist bigot, [[Mike Cernovich]] offered to buy 100 rapefugees tickets to live in her mansions for a period of a year, but obviously that crazy bitch, like every liberal, swept any criticism or facts that don&#039;t go with their Marxist communist agenda, under the rug. Mike made a poll to probe users for their opinion on his idea, with over 90% of the {{Archive|09ji9|35,000}}+ people approving of his idea. The bitch has yet to have responded to the idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Douchebaggetry ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JK Rowling Nazi.PNG|thumb|150px|JK is the &#039;&#039;real&#039;&#039; nazi]]&lt;br /&gt;
Despite her origins as a lower-class welfare queen, J.K Rowling became a huge cunt after she became rich. Take, for instance, a case where she planned to demolish a million dollar house simply to increase the size of her garden. Her local exploits often cause traffic jams such as when her workers have to manage her wall of foliage shielding her property from view from the roads which pissed her neighbors off. [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/harry-potter/11757009/J-K-Rowling-hedge-trimming-causes-traffic-chaos-for-neighbours.html] They also got sour after she constructed other housing which brought along lots of noisy construction as well. This soggy old hag also compared to [[Brexit]] voters to lord Voldemort. Bitch is whack.&lt;br /&gt;
{{Clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== Do You Know the Repo Man? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:MalcolmKelner.jpg|thumb|Malcolm Kelner, the [[fugly]] [[cunt]] who thought that it would be funny to claim that J.K. Rowling stole a Twitter user&#039;s house.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On September 3, [[2015]], Rowling made a retarded [[Libtard|bleeding-heart]] tweet about Syrian [[rapefugee]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|If you can&#039;t imagine yourself in one of those boats, you have something missing. They are dying for a life worth living. [[White Genocide|#refugeeswelcome]]|J.K. Rowling, traitor to Britain {{archive|Qqi7n}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Enter 19-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Luke Kocura&#039;&#039;&#039;, a resident of Sheffield who was fed up with a multi-millionaire trying to guilt the British people into accepting [[rape]]y [[Muslims|Muzzballs]] into their country.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Said the millionaire on her gold iphone in her mansion|Luke Kocura {{archive|LcZ3U}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
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This would have been the end of the story if a greasy [[mongoloid]] named &#039;&#039;&#039;Malcolm Kelner&#039;&#039;&#039;, a contributor to [[Unfunny|Funny]][[DO IT FAGGOT|OrDie]], hadn&#039;t decided on August 23, [[2017]], that it would be fucking hilarious to drag up Luke Kocura&#039;s 2-year-old tweets and make up a [[fake news]] story {{archive|oVMrp}} about J.K. Rowling paying off Luke&#039;s mortgage and [[Stealing|repossessing]] his house. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:JKRowlingHugeCunt1.png|center|500px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:JKRowlingHugeCunt2.png|center|500px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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While the story was fake, the reactions to the idea that J.K. Rowling was such a petty [[cunt]] were, at the very least, telling as to the sheer [[Batshit insane|mental instability]] of her [[psychopath]]ic [[fantards]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;Most of Rowling&#039;s fans delighted in the thought that Rowling was such a petty, insufferable cunt that she would be willing to take someone&#039;s house and add it to her collection just because they called out her bullshit on Twitter&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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|@jk_rowling I read an article where you supposedly bought the repo&#039;d home of an internet troll. I honestly hope thats true. Lol.|BaxWarPitbull&lt;br /&gt;
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|omg yass landlord qween, make them homeless, slayy|junglebougie&lt;br /&gt;
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|@jk_rowling is my new girl crush.|IslandGalObama&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Niggers|#Savage]] [[Cunts|#strongwomen]]|El29013091&lt;br /&gt;
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|@jk_rowling literally love what a read about you and a troll today, lesson of the day don&#039;t argue with the one and only @jk_rowling #owned|Dylan Hutchinson&lt;br /&gt;
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|HOLY SHIT&lt;br /&gt;
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@jk_rowling pwned this troll with extreme prejudice&lt;br /&gt;
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👏 🤜|RavenRavinoff&lt;br /&gt;
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==Political Activists Attack==&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[2019]] J.K. Rowling posted a tweet saying that people shouldn&#039;t became trannies for the sole purpose of showing their dicks in woman bathroom. &lt;br /&gt;
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J.K. Rowling who was once pandering to the [[snowflake|young progressives]] that grew up with her books was now betrayed by the exact audience she was pandering to, and was considered a [[transphobia|transphobe]] and a [[feminazi|TERF]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[2020]] she posted a tweet responding to an article about menstruation. &lt;br /&gt;
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Once again this caused more backlash from people that didn&#039;t even look at what she said and joined the bandwagon.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later she created a thread were she further complained about trannies wanting to fuck woman in [[safe spaces]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Now all outrage blew; trannies got more butthurt, journalists wrote zero research [[shitty attack article|articles]] and others joined in to [[virtue|virtue-signal]] only for the sole purpose of clout.&lt;br /&gt;
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==J.K. Rowling sells out to the Trans Cult==&lt;br /&gt;
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Even though athlete Caster Semenya was born a woman and grew up as a woman &#039;&#039;her&#039;&#039; whole life, J.K. Rowling called her a man out of envy.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;eYDSyNaRpKo&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;FUCK J.K. Rowling&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;YUSruA5mJa8&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Welcome to the Real World, JK Rowling&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;E1vfJo5Fs1Y&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Piers Morgan Destroys JK Rowling&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;gy0sVgAf1eQ&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;The Fall Of J.K. Rowling&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;vjrqQK5xrMY&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Defending PewDiePie From JK Rowling&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;zzMDkPCdCsg&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;J.K. ROWLING vs THE WORLD!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:JK Rowlings Vagina.png|JK Rowling&#039;s vagina&lt;br /&gt;
File:Roast beef.jpg|Another close-up&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Rowling Rapefugee Logic.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Rowling Masturbation.jpg|JK Rowling explains the sexuality of underage children in the Harry Potter world&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Rowling Nigger Beasts.jpg|Her next book&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Saggytits.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Rowling Hate Speech.jpg|&amp;quot;I think its important to arrest or fine people for wrongthink.&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Housing.jpg|You know, JK, you preach in support of the [[rapefugees]]. Maybe you could help them out by letting them live in one of your many residencies?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Herminoe nigger.jpg|Herminoe is a black woman now.&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Rowling real.jpg|How to use a magic wand&lt;br /&gt;
File:JKPepe.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Meme Dailystormer.png&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Harry Potter]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Liberalism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SJW]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[16 year old girls]] - the only ones who still care about her overrated writing&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Twitter|jk_rowling}} - twatter&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.jkrowling.com/ Official Site]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Joanne &amp;quot;J.K.&amp;quot; Rowling&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Deadname|a.k.a.]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Robert Galbraith&#039;&#039;&#039;) is a saggy, [[old|menopausal]], [[British]] [[Twatter]] personality, [[Cunt|single-mother]], plagiarist and multi-millionaire who is most well known for being a [[hypocritical]] sack of shit who supports the [[Rapefugee]] invasion of her country yet won&#039;t let [[Syria]]n refugees live in any of her 18 unused bedrooms in her multiple mansions. Rowling is also a [[Shit|mediocre]] writer and was responsible for writing [[Harry Potter|the original source material]] that inspired Tara Gilesbie&#039;s timeless [[Epic|æpic]] entitled &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[My Immortal]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite having enough money to support [[James Woods]]&#039; weekly [[Pepsi|coke]] parties for the next 6 months, Rowling&#039;s life and talent have gone so far down [[2girls1cup|the shitter]] that she now spends her days on [[Twitter]] [[lying]] about [[The Donald|The President of the United States]] snubbing [[Retarded|disabled]] kids and being the subject of [[fake news]] articles that claim that she&#039;s literally [[stalking]] people who call out her [[bullshit]] so she can pay off their mortgages and repossess their homes just to be a Grade-A cunt – which honestly wouldn&#039;t be that [[Pokemon|farfetch&#039;d]] for a woman who has million dollar mansions demolished just so she can increase the size of her stupid fucking garden.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
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Joanne Rowling was born in 1965 in Yate, England. Her parents [[Fucked|met]] on a train, and similarly, she developed the idea of the Harry Potter series while on a train ride. She should also have been on a train to [[Auschwitz]], but sadly the Nazis lost WW2. Like most feminists, she had a privileged yet unhappy childhood with an abusive daddy who she began to hate, leading to her [[Feminism|hatred of the male gender]]. Her mommy eventually died later on in her life, and she [[cuck]]ed her boyfriend, who left her, who she blamed for it all, a typical cunt move by most [[women]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Eventually, she finished writing the first Harry Potter book, but nobody wanted to publish that shit – but I&#039;m sure they wish they did now. She was able to get published after some agency&#039;s [[Autistic|little kid]] read the book and got hooked. The series took the late [[1990s]] by storm, and made this once-poor street [[whore]] a multi-millionaire. By the time the final book was published in [[2007]], she was a [[No|very influential]], wealthy and [[Dominatrix|powerful]] woman and her books were some of the most popular in history – mainly due to the simplicity and low intellectual ability required to push through them all. J.K. was of course part of the marxist collective, and it became increasingly obvious through time as she became more outlandish and hypocritical with her support for the globalist leftist agenda. She would write several other books, and even returned to write more shit for the Harry Potter series, despite [[Liar|claims to have left it for good]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Larry Potter and the Goblet of Plagiarism ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:LarryPotter.jpg|thumb|Harry Potter was actually [[fanfiction]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[1984]] a talented writer named Nancy K. Stouffer wrote a book entitled &#039;&#039;&#039;The Legend of Rah and the Muggles&#039;&#039;&#039;. This, along with Stouffer&#039;s later work, &#039;&#039;&#039;Larry Potter and His Best Friend Lilly&#039;&#039;&#039;, inspired J.K. Rowling to create her own [[original character]] named &#039;&#039;&#039;Harry Potter&#039;&#039;&#039; and write 7 books worth of shitty [[fanfiction]] about her stupid OC.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Twitter Wars ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:JK Rowling SJWisms.png|thumb|right|JK and the kike media attacked [[PewDiePie]] after the media accused him of being a neo-nazi after making several antisemitic jokes in 2017.]]&lt;br /&gt;
JK is a heavy [[Twatter]] addict, wasting thousands of hours of her life on the shitty social media site. Like most in the leftist cult, she slowly got radicalized over time, and became a full-blown SJW cunt in recent years. First, it was back in 2007 when she hinted at Dumbledore (a main character of the Harry Potter series) being homosexual, despite little-to-no evidence of this existing in her own [http://archive.is/ANLNl books.] Her cancerous and illogical social justice activism and snarkiness on twatter naturally attracted trolls towards her, many from [[Daily Stormer]] and [[Pol/|/pol/]], who stirred up some drama with the saggy old witch:&lt;br /&gt;
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===Attack on the Alt-right===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JK Pepe.png|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
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During the great meme wars of the mid-[[2010s]], J.K. [http://archive.is/Mj0i3 replied] to a user named &amp;quot;Frogulus [[Pepe]]&amp;quot; and questioned his sexuality. Much like many liberal women, she used this infantile tactic of questioning the virility or size of a male opponent&#039;s dick instead of using wit and satire to conjure an original insult. This dried up old whore doesn&#039;t know the first rules of the internet fight club: never feed the trolls. The twitter feud attracted thousands of other trolls who challenged JK&#039;s safe space.&lt;br /&gt;
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===War On Pewdiepie===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Pewdiepie]] is some Swedish faggot who made shitty videos that pandered to 12 year olds and went on to become the top youtuber of all time, with over 50,000,000 subscribers in recent years. He slowly got redpilled and started to make Nazi jokes in his videos, which triggered the fuck out of Jews and [[old media]]. Unsurprisingly, J.K. attacked him too.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;dt2VIKN9wQw&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Rapefugee Activism===&lt;br /&gt;
JK is a feminazi SJW so it comes as no surprise that she fully supports &#039;(((diversity)))&#039;, aka the genocide of Europeans via the mass replacement of the native populace with third world low-IQ low-skill shitskin savages. She calls for mass immigration, yet goes silent when people challenge her to host the rapefugees in some of her many mansions. Yet another twatter war was waged between her and her followers against the evil Nazi death eaters. The evil Nazi fascist bigot, [[Mike Cernovich]] offered to buy 100 rapefugees tickets to live in her mansions for a period of a year, but obviously that crazy bitch, like every liberal, swept any criticism or facts that don&#039;t go with their Marxist communist agenda, under the rug. Mike made a poll to probe users for their opinion on his idea, with over 90% of the {{Archive|09ji9|35,000}}+ people approving of his idea. The bitch has yet to have responded to the idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Douchebaggetry ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JK Rowling Nazi.PNG|thumb|150px|JK is the &#039;&#039;real&#039;&#039; nazi]]&lt;br /&gt;
Despite her origins as a lower-class welfare queen, J.K Rowling became a huge cunt after she became rich. Take, for instance, a case where she planned to demolish a million dollar house simply to increase the size of her garden. Her local exploits often cause traffic jams such as when her workers have to manage her wall of foliage shielding her property from view from the roads which pissed her neighbors off. [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/harry-potter/11757009/J-K-Rowling-hedge-trimming-causes-traffic-chaos-for-neighbours.html] They also got sour after she constructed other housing which brought along lots of noisy construction as well. This soggy old hag also compared to [[Brexit]] voters to lord Voldemort. Bitch is whack.&lt;br /&gt;
{{Clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Do You Know the Repo Man? ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MalcolmKelner.jpg|thumb|Malcolm Kelner, the [[fugly]] [[cunt]] who thought that it would be funny to claim that J.K. Rowling stole a Twitter user&#039;s house.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On September 3, [[2015]], Rowling made a retarded [[Libtard|bleeding-heart]] tweet about Syrian [[rapefugee]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If you can&#039;t imagine yourself in one of those boats, you have something missing. They are dying for a life worth living. [[White Genocide|#refugeeswelcome]]|J.K. Rowling, traitor to Britain {{archive|Qqi7n}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Enter 19-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Luke Kocura&#039;&#039;&#039;, a resident of Sheffield who was fed up with a multi-millionaire trying to guilt the British people into accepting [[rape]]y [[Muslims|Muzzballs]] into their country.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Said the millionaire on her gold iphone in her mansion|Luke Kocura {{archive|LcZ3U}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This would have been the end of the story if a greasy [[mongoloid]] named &#039;&#039;&#039;Malcolm Kelner&#039;&#039;&#039;, a contributor to [[Unfunny|Funny]][[DO IT FAGGOT|OrDie]], hadn&#039;t decided on August 23, [[2017]], that it would be fucking hilarious to drag up Luke Kocura&#039;s 2-year-old tweets and make up a [[fake news]] story {{archive|oVMrp}} about J.K. Rowling paying off Luke&#039;s mortgage and [[Stealing|repossessing]] his house. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JKRowlingHugeCunt1.png|center|500px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:JKRowlingHugeCunt2.png|center|500px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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While the story was fake, the reactions to the idea that J.K. Rowling was such a petty [[cunt]] were, at the very least, telling as to the sheer [[Batshit insane|mental instability]] of her [[psychopath]]ic [[fantards]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;Most of Rowling&#039;s fans delighted in the thought that Rowling was such a petty, insufferable cunt that she would be willing to take someone&#039;s house and add it to her collection just because they called out her bullshit on Twitter&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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|@jk_rowling I read an article where you supposedly bought the repo&#039;d home of an internet troll. I honestly hope thats true. Lol.|BaxWarPitbull&lt;br /&gt;
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|omg yass landlord qween, make them homeless, slayy|junglebougie&lt;br /&gt;
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|@jk_rowling is my new girl crush.|IslandGalObama&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Niggers|#Savage]] [[Cunts|#strongwomen]]|El29013091&lt;br /&gt;
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|@jk_rowling literally love what a read about you and a troll today, lesson of the day don&#039;t argue with the one and only @jk_rowling #owned|Dylan Hutchinson&lt;br /&gt;
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|HOLY SHIT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
@jk_rowling pwned this troll with extreme prejudice&lt;br /&gt;
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👏 🤜|RavenRavinoff&lt;br /&gt;
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==Political Activists Attack==&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[2019]] J.K. Rowling posted a tweet saying that people shouldn&#039;t became trannies for the sole purpose of showing their dicks in woman bathroom. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:J.K. Rowling tweet.png]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
J.K. Rowling who was once pandering to the [[snowflake|young progressives]] that grew up with her books was now betrayed by the exact audience she was pandering to, and was considered a [[transphobia|transphobe]] and a [[feminazi|TERF]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[2020]] she posted a tweet responding to an article about menstruation. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:J.K. Rowling menstruate.png]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Once again this caused more backlash from people that didn&#039;t even look at what she said and joined the bandwagon.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Later she created a thread were she further complained about trannies wanting to fuck woman in [[safe spaces]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:J.K. Rowling thread.jpg|440px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Now all outrage blew; trannies got more butthurt, journalists wrote zero research [[shitty attack article|articles]] and others joined in to [[virtue|virtue-signal]] only for the sole purpose of clout.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==J.K. Rowling sells out to the Trans Cult==&lt;br /&gt;
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Even though athlete Caster Semenya was born a woman and grew up as a woman &#039;&#039;her&#039;&#039; whole life, J.K. Rowling called her a man out of envy.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Screenshot_20251122_100657.png|700px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;eYDSyNaRpKo&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;FUCK J.K. Rowling&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;YUSruA5mJa8&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Welcome to the Real World, JK Rowling&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;E1vfJo5Fs1Y&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Piers Morgan Destroys JK Rowling&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;gy0sVgAf1eQ&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;The Fall Of J.K. Rowling&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;vjrqQK5xrMY&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Defending PewDiePie From JK Rowling&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;zzMDkPCdCsg&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;J.K. ROWLING vs THE WORLD!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:JK Rowlings Vagina.png|JK Rowling&#039;s vagina&lt;br /&gt;
File:Roast beef.jpg|Another close-up&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Rowling Rapefugee Logic.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Rowling Masturbation.jpg|JK Rowling explains the sexuality of underage children in the Harry Potter world&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Rowling Nigger Beasts.jpg|Her next book&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Saggytits.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Rowling Hate Speech.jpg|&amp;quot;I think its important to arrest or fine people for wrongthink.&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Housing.jpg|You know, JK, you preach in support of the [[rapefugees]]. Maybe you could help them out by letting them live in one of your many residencies?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Herminoe nigger.jpg|Herminoe is a black woman now.&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Rowling real.jpg|How to use a magic wand&lt;br /&gt;
File:JKPepe.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Meme Dailystormer.png&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Harry Potter]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Liberalism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SJW]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[16 year old girls]] - the only ones who still care about her overrated writing&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Twitter|jk_rowling}} - twatter&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.jkrowling.com/ Official Site]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{books}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{timeline|Featured article September 5 &amp;amp; 6, [[2017]]|[[Keith Olbermann]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[DACA]]}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: /* Political Activists Attack */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:JK Rowling Saggy Tits.jpg|thumb|The scrapes on her knees is not from blowjobs, but from these sad sacks of flesh hitting them every time she moves]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Joanne &amp;quot;J.K.&amp;quot; Rowling&#039;&#039;&#039; ([[Deadname|a.k.a.]] &#039;&#039;&#039;Robert Galbraith&#039;&#039;&#039;) is a saggy, [[old|menopausal]], [[British]] [[Twatter]] personality, [[Cunt|single-mother]], plagiarist and multi-millionaire who is most well known for being a [[hypocritical]] sack of shit who supports the [[Rapefugee]] invasion of her country yet won&#039;t let [[Syria]]n refugees live in any of her 18 unused bedrooms in her multiple mansions. Rowling is also a [[Shit|mediocre]] writer and was responsible for writing [[Harry Potter|the original source material]] that inspired Tara Gilesbie&#039;s timeless [[Epic|æpic]] entitled &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[My Immortal]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite having enough money to support [[James Woods]]&#039; weekly [[Pepsi|coke]] parties for the next 6 months, Rowling&#039;s life and talent have gone so far down [[2girls1cup|the shitter]] that she now spends her days on [[Twitter]] [[lying]] about [[The Donald|The President of the United States]] snubbing [[Retarded|disabled]] kids and being the subject of [[fake news]] articles that claim that she&#039;s literally [[stalking]] people who call out her [[bullshit]] so she can pay off their mortgages and repossess their homes just to be a Grade-A cunt – which honestly wouldn&#039;t be that [[Pokemon|farfetch&#039;d]] for a woman who has million dollar mansions demolished just so she can increase the size of her stupid fucking garden.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
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Joanne Rowling was born in 1965 in Yate, England. Her parents [[Fucked|met]] on a train, and similarly, she developed the idea of the Harry Potter series while on a train ride. She should also have been on a train to [[Auschwitz]], but sadly the Nazis lost WW2. Like most feminists, she had a privileged yet unhappy childhood with an abusive daddy who she began to hate, leading to her [[Feminism|hatred of the male gender]]. Her mommy eventually died later on in her life, and she [[cuck]]ed her boyfriend, who left her, who she blamed for it all, a typical cunt move by most [[women]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Eventually, she finished writing the first Harry Potter book, but nobody wanted to publish that shit – but I&#039;m sure they wish they did now. She was able to get published after some agency&#039;s [[Autistic|little kid]] read the book and got hooked. The series took the late [[1990s]] by storm, and made this once-poor street [[whore]] a multi-millionaire. By the time the final book was published in [[2007]], she was a [[No|very influential]], wealthy and [[Dominatrix|powerful]] woman and her books were some of the most popular in history – mainly due to the simplicity and low intellectual ability required to push through them all. J.K. was of course part of the marxist collective, and it became increasingly obvious through time as she became more outlandish and hypocritical with her support for the globalist leftist agenda. She would write several other books, and even returned to write more shit for the Harry Potter series, despite [[Liar|claims to have left it for good]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Larry Potter and the Goblet of Plagiarism ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:LarryPotter.jpg|thumb|Harry Potter was actually [[fanfiction]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[1984]] a talented writer named Nancy K. Stouffer wrote a book entitled &#039;&#039;&#039;The Legend of Rah and the Muggles&#039;&#039;&#039;. This, along with Stouffer&#039;s later work, &#039;&#039;&#039;Larry Potter and His Best Friend Lilly&#039;&#039;&#039;, inspired J.K. Rowling to create her own [[original character]] named &#039;&#039;&#039;Harry Potter&#039;&#039;&#039; and write 7 books worth of shitty [[fanfiction]] about her stupid OC.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Twitter Wars ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:JK Rowling SJWisms.png|thumb|right|JK and the kike media attacked [[PewDiePie]] after the media accused him of being a neo-nazi after making several antisemitic jokes in 2017.]]&lt;br /&gt;
JK is a heavy [[Twatter]] addict, wasting thousands of hours of her life on the shitty social media site. Like most in the leftist cult, she slowly got radicalized over time, and became a full-blown SJW cunt in recent years. First, it was back in 2007 when she hinted at Dumbledore (a main character of the Harry Potter series) being homosexual, despite little-to-no evidence of this existing in her own [http://archive.is/ANLNl books.] Her cancerous and illogical social justice activism and snarkiness on twatter naturally attracted trolls towards her, many from [[Daily Stormer]] and [[Pol/|/pol/]], who stirred up some drama with the saggy old witch:&lt;br /&gt;
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===Attack on the Alt-right===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JK Pepe.png|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
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During the great meme wars of the mid-[[2010s]], J.K. [http://archive.is/Mj0i3 replied] to a user named &amp;quot;Frogulus [[Pepe]]&amp;quot; and questioned his sexuality. Much like many liberal women, she used this infantile tactic of questioning the virility or size of a male opponent&#039;s dick instead of using wit and satire to conjure an original insult. This dried up old whore doesn&#039;t know the first rules of the internet fight club: never feed the trolls. The twitter feud attracted thousands of other trolls who challenged JK&#039;s safe space.&lt;br /&gt;
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===War On Pewdiepie===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Pewdiepie]] is some Swedish faggot who made shitty videos that pandered to 12 year olds and went on to become the top youtuber of all time, with over 50,000,000 subscribers in recent years. He slowly got redpilled and started to make Nazi jokes in his videos, which triggered the fuck out of Jews and [[old media]]. Unsurprisingly, J.K. attacked him too.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;dt2VIKN9wQw&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Rapefugee Activism===&lt;br /&gt;
JK is a feminazi SJW so it comes as no surprise that she fully supports &#039;(((diversity)))&#039;, aka the genocide of Europeans via the mass replacement of the native populace with third world low-IQ low-skill shitskin savages. She calls for mass immigration, yet goes silent when people challenge her to host the rapefugees in some of her many mansions. Yet another twatter war was waged between her and her followers against the evil Nazi death eaters. The evil Nazi fascist bigot, [[Mike Cernovich]] offered to buy 100 rapefugees tickets to live in her mansions for a period of a year, but obviously that crazy bitch, like every liberal, swept any criticism or facts that don&#039;t go with their Marxist communist agenda, under the rug. Mike made a poll to probe users for their opinion on his idea, with over 90% of the {{Archive|09ji9|35,000}}+ people approving of his idea. The bitch has yet to have responded to the idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Douchebaggetry ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JK Rowling Nazi.PNG|thumb|150px|JK is the &#039;&#039;real&#039;&#039; nazi]]&lt;br /&gt;
Despite her origins as a lower-class welfare queen, J.K Rowling became a huge cunt after she became rich. Take, for instance, a case where she planned to demolish a million dollar house simply to increase the size of her garden. Her local exploits often cause traffic jams such as when her workers have to manage her wall of foliage shielding her property from view from the roads which pissed her neighbors off. [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/harry-potter/11757009/J-K-Rowling-hedge-trimming-causes-traffic-chaos-for-neighbours.html] They also got sour after she constructed other housing which brought along lots of noisy construction as well. This soggy old hag also compared to [[Brexit]] voters to lord Voldemort. Bitch is whack.&lt;br /&gt;
{{Clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Do You Know the Repo Man? ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MalcolmKelner.jpg|thumb|Malcolm Kelner, the [[fugly]] [[cunt]] who thought that it would be funny to claim that J.K. Rowling stole a Twitter user&#039;s house.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On September 3, [[2015]], Rowling made a retarded [[Libtard|bleeding-heart]] tweet about Syrian [[rapefugee]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If you can&#039;t imagine yourself in one of those boats, you have something missing. They are dying for a life worth living. [[White Genocide|#refugeeswelcome]]|J.K. Rowling, traitor to Britain {{archive|Qqi7n}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Enter 19-year-old &#039;&#039;&#039;Luke Kocura&#039;&#039;&#039;, a resident of Sheffield who was fed up with a multi-millionaire trying to guilt the British people into accepting [[rape]]y [[Muslims|Muzzballs]] into their country.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Said the millionaire on her gold iphone in her mansion|Luke Kocura {{archive|LcZ3U}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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This would have been the end of the story if a greasy [[mongoloid]] named &#039;&#039;&#039;Malcolm Kelner&#039;&#039;&#039;, a contributor to [[Unfunny|Funny]][[DO IT FAGGOT|OrDie]], hadn&#039;t decided on August 23, [[2017]], that it would be fucking hilarious to drag up Luke Kocura&#039;s 2-year-old tweets and make up a [[fake news]] story {{archive|oVMrp}} about J.K. Rowling paying off Luke&#039;s mortgage and [[Stealing|repossessing]] his house. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JKRowlingHugeCunt1.png|center|500px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:JKRowlingHugeCunt2.png|center|500px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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While the story was fake, the reactions to the idea that J.K. Rowling was such a petty [[cunt]] were, at the very least, telling as to the sheer [[Batshit insane|mental instability]] of her [[psychopath]]ic [[fantards]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;Most of Rowling&#039;s fans delighted in the thought that Rowling was such a petty, insufferable cunt that she would be willing to take someone&#039;s house and add it to her collection just because they called out her bullshit on Twitter&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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|@jk_rowling I read an article where you supposedly bought the repo&#039;d home of an internet troll. I honestly hope thats true. Lol.|BaxWarPitbull&lt;br /&gt;
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|omg yass landlord qween, make them homeless, slayy|junglebougie&lt;br /&gt;
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|@jk_rowling is my new girl crush.|IslandGalObama&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Niggers|#Savage]] [[Cunts|#strongwomen]]|El29013091&lt;br /&gt;
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|@jk_rowling literally love what a read about you and a troll today, lesson of the day don&#039;t argue with the one and only @jk_rowling #owned|Dylan Hutchinson&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|HOLY SHIT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
@jk_rowling pwned this troll with extreme prejudice&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
👏 🤜|RavenRavinoff&lt;br /&gt;
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}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==Political Activists Attack==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[2019]] J.K. Rowling posted a tweet saying that people shouldn&#039;t became trannies for the sole purpose of showing their dicks in woman bathroom. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:J.K. Rowling tweet.png]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
J.K. Rowling who was once pandering to the [[snowflake|young progressives]] that grew up with her books was now betrayed by the exact audience she was pandering to, and was considered a [[transphobia|transphobe]] and a [[feminazi|TERF]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[2020]] she posted a tweet responding to an article about menstruation. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:J.K. Rowling menstruate.png]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Once again this caused more backlash from people that didn&#039;t even look at what she said and joined the bandwagon.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Later she created a thread were she further complained about trannies wanting to fuck woman in [[safe spaces]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[File:J.K. Rowling thread.jpg|440px]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Now all outrage blew; trannies got more butthurt, journalists wrote zero research [[shitty attack article|articles]] and others joined in to [[virtue|virtue-signal]] only for the sole purpose of clout.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==J.K. Rowling sells out to the Trans Cult===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Even though athlete Caster Semenya was born a woman and grew up as a woman &#039;&#039;her&#039;&#039; whole life, J.K. Rowling called her a man out of envy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Screenshot_20251122_100657.png|400px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:JK Rowlings Vagina.png|JK Rowling&#039;s vagina&lt;br /&gt;
File:Roast beef.jpg|Another close-up&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Rowling Rapefugee Logic.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Rowling Masturbation.jpg|JK Rowling explains the sexuality of underage children in the Harry Potter world&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Rowling Nigger Beasts.jpg|Her next book&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Saggytits.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Rowling Hate Speech.jpg|&amp;quot;I think its important to arrest or fine people for wrongthink.&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Housing.jpg|You know, JK, you preach in support of the [[rapefugees]]. Maybe you could help them out by letting them live in one of your many residencies?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Herminoe nigger.jpg|Herminoe is a black woman now.&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Rowling real.jpg|How to use a magic wand&lt;br /&gt;
File:JKPepe.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:JK Meme Dailystormer.png&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Harry Potter]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Liberalism]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SJW]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[16 year old girls]] - the only ones who still care about her overrated writing&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Twitter|jk_rowling}} - twatter&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.jkrowling.com/ Official Site]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A site full with deranged manhating TERFs, who claim to be anti-Trans but still say that some men can somehow have vaginas.  This is because instead of living in Judeo-Christian reality, they invented their own biological definitions of man and woman to make themselves feel better.  Check out this cringe for instance: https://vexxed.org/o/GenderCritical/5133/so-vexxed-how-would-you-define-the-words-man-woman-and-a-person-who-is-neither-n&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Screenshot 20251120 095938.png|thumb|However, they fail to define the words male and female]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Before they were Vexxed, they were Ovarit, and GenderCritical on reddit.  They have a fugly skunk as their logo, representing their overall insanity.  Frequently, they worship [[J.K. Rowling]] who hasn&#039;t written any good literature since the fourth [[Harry Potter]] book.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;:&#039;&#039;Tranny redirects here. You can also see [[Traps]] or [[Transvestite]].&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Offended}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Transwoman injures penis when male partner dies during sex, then sues his widow.jpg|300px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Transgender woman who suffered a broken penis when her lover had a fatal heart attack during sex sues the man&#039;s wife for damages&amp;quot;. you know, you&#039;re gonna read this story}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Transgender&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Symptoms&#039;&#039;&#039;|Gender dysphoria&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Depression]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[retard|Confused thinking]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Pedophilia|Wanting to teach kids about gender]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Terminological percipience disorder]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Moralfag]] behaviour}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Onset&#039;&#039;&#039;|Ages 13 to 30 (Rarely happens as early as &amp;lt;10 years of age, but that&#039;s likely caused by indoctrination. Also rare in seniors.)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Duration&#039;&#039;&#039;|[https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/gender-dysphoria/symptoms-causes/syc-20475255 6 months-who the hell knows]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Causes&#039;&#039;&#039;|Lack of either parental figure&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Video games]] or Sports&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Indoctrination/Grooming&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Birth defect&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Atheism]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Being a far-leftist}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Management&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Deal with it]] faggot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Get close to [[God]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Hormone therapy (done actually right)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Transition surgery&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[An hero]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
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A &#039;&#039;&#039;transgender&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;[[nope|person]]&amp;quot; or &#039;&#039;&#039;tranny&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[man]] who believes he has the right to be a [[woman]], or less commonly, a woman who believes she has [[Fuck you, I&#039;m a dragon!|the right to be a man]]. [[Liberal|Degenerates]] have also encouraged that insanity among children by letting them play dress up. They are a type of [[otherkin]] who, rather than believing themselves to be [[dragons]] or some other beastly organism, believe themselves to have been born with a brain whose gender differs from that the gender clearly defined by the chromosomes, hormones and genitals they possess. What this all boils down to when you subtract the [[bullshit|complicated science]] is that transexuality is caused when a regular [[homosexual]] has such severe [[homophobia]] that they literally aren&#039;t man enough to admit they&#039;re craving a deep dicking without making up an excuse, like &lt;br /&gt;
being &amp;quot;sort of&amp;quot; a woman. Be warned, the term &amp;quot;tranny&amp;quot; is considered a slur by shitlib news sources such as [[MSNBC]] and [[Media Matters]], who censor it like t***** because they&#039;re cowards who apparently think tranny is the same as [[nigger]] or [[kike]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Some transgendered persons are also &#039;&#039;&#039;transsexuals&#039;&#039;&#039;. These individuals may [[Cut|mutilate]] the shit out of their genitals in order to loosely approximate those of the opposite sex. Others just take hormones and either [[Castration|remove]] or cripple their nads, since you need to retain your [[penis]] to make it in today&#039;s competitive shemale [[porn]] industry.&lt;br /&gt;
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Lately the population of so called transgenders has increased dramatically, largely as a result of &amp;quot;transtrenders&amp;quot; jumping on the pity party bandwagon, looking to obtain a coveted &amp;quot;victim card&amp;quot; to get them on into the Oppression Olympics.  As well as from the vast population of cross-dressers who enjoy jacking their jollies off in women&#039;s underwear; who have found the movement as a convenient way of hiding their sick fuck fetish right in plain sight and trying to couch it in the guise of something more perceptively acceptable in society.  Both of these types tend to put in the least amount of effort into trying to &amp;quot;pass&amp;quot; as the opposite gender, often looking like drag queen characters from the show &amp;quot;In Living Color&amp;quot;... only less funny and a lot more horrifying.  This process can happen in the space of two weeks, from going from some seemingly normal guy to a knock-off [[Caitlyn Jenner]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Recent evidence suggests that [[4chan]] users make up roughly 90% of all those who decide to take the plunge. The other 9.9% are borderline individuals with profound identity disturbance; the final 0.1% are made up of those who actually feel a deep-seated need to be a different gender. [[Tumblr]], [[Twatter]], and [[Reddit]] is also home to a vast number of [[16 year old]] trannies who are building up a [[social justice]] army based around the slogan &amp;quot;trans rights!&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;trans rights are human rights&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;[[no|Transwoman are woman]]&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;[[die cis scum]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Disgise as female.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Ingenious disguise. &#039;&#039;&#039;They will suspect nothing!&#039;&#039;&#039;]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Y chromosome.jpg|thumb|right|Have fun reassigning this.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Causes==&lt;br /&gt;
The leading factor influencing vulnerable people to become trannies is [[videogame]]s which enable players to control a character of the opposite sex, along with plain ol&#039; [[narcissism]]. This explains the rapid rise of trannydom after the release of Ms. [[Pac-Man]] in 1981, and videogame [[faggotry]] only gets worse every year. Other major contributors to trannydom include [[Metroid]], Super [[Mario]] Bros. 2, [[Street Fighter 2]] and [[COMBO BREAKER|other fighting games]], the Mario Kart franchise, the [[Tomb Raider]] franchise, [[World of Warcraft]], [[The Sims|just about every life sim game]], and [[Skyrim|almost every RPG]]. There is an [[at least 100]]% chance that all trannies have played a videogame where they played as a character with a different gender than with what they were born, and this escapist roleplaying enables trannies and feeds their mental delusions. Much like these games offer the player the simple option to choose a pretty girl as their avatar and suddenly be showered with attention from desperate male coomers, many [[gamer|pathetic virgins]] believe (or at least desperately wish) in the real world that some quantity of estrogen tablets will make them into [[trap|Bridgette]] from [[Guilty Gear]] and then they will never have to be lonely again. Online hugbox communities have only exacerbated the issue, as these aforementioned losers will often present their new identities in coming out posts with photos of themselves wearing cheap shitty neon-colored wigs, only to find themselves inundated with fake love and positivity from adult men who call themselves Lilith. For many of these disallusioned individuals, this is the most loving treatment they have ever received in their entire lives.&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition, psychologists have fanned the flames, especially when [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_dysphoria Gender Identity Disorder] was [[Leftard|renamed to &amp;quot;Gender Dysphoria&amp;quot; and rewritten to appear less harmful]]. They also go on to state that the disproportionately large amounts of anxiety, eating disorders, depression, and especially [[An Hero]] are caused by a lack of &amp;quot;acceptance&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;equality&amp;quot;, or other psychobabble thrown about by the Kikes that want to sterilize Generation Z via conversion surgeries. In addition, all of those listed mental illnesses which are correlated with being a tranny are often caused by chemical imbalances, which considering that the transgender brain is structured differently from birth, means that the claim that tranny depression is societal is false. With this in mind, one can say that trannies are like cheap phones: They&#039;re only focused on aesthetics, have a meltdown when you try to do something other than Tumblr, and are built to kill themselves well before they reach old age.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Imitation Game==&lt;br /&gt;
Trannies think [[Hahaha no|imitating a woman makes you a woman and imitating a man makes you a man]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Just like:&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:American Male 2017.jpg|thumb|right|[[James Charles]]: Troon Edition.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[doctor]] makes you a doctor&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[professor]] makes you a professor&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[cop]] makes you a cop&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[kid]] [[Clovergender|makes you a kid]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[azn|masseuse]] makes you a masseuse&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[scientist]] makes you a scientist&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a health inspector makes you a health inspector&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[pony]] makes you a [[Brony|pony]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Jew]] makes you a Judeo-convert Jew.&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Muslim]] makes you a Muslim. oh wait that&#039;s [[Islam#Becoming a Muslim|not enough]].&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[dog]] makes you a [[Furfag|dog]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[baby]] makes you a [[Infantilism|baby]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[dinosaur]] makes you a dinosaur&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[black people|black person]] makes you a [[wigger|black]] [[transnigger|person]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating an [[Australia]]n makes you an Australian&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[whore]] turns a [[girl]] into her [[mother]].&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a professional athlete makes you a professional athlete&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating [[Superman]] makes you bulletproof. Quick! Go try it out.&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[vampire]] makes you a vampire&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[virgin]] makes you a virgin&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[dragon]] makes you a [[Fuck you, I&#039;m a dragon!|dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* a [[fat]] person imitating a healthy person [[Fat Acceptance Movement|makes you a healthy person]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a person who is 25 years younger makes you 25 years younger [https://translate.google.az/translate?hl=en&amp;amp;sl=nl&amp;amp;u=https://www.dagelijksestandaard.nl/2018/11/emile-ratelband-neemt-identiteitswaanzin-op-de-hak-leeftijd-wijzigen-want-gevoelskwestie/&amp;amp;prev=search Oh, wait]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Japan]]ese makes you a [[Wapanese|Japanese]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a plastic surgeon makes you a plastic surgeon&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a CEO makes you a CEO&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a senator makes you a senator&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Prime Minister]] makes you a Prime Minister&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[President]] makes you a President&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[king]] makes you a king&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Pope]] makes you a Pope&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating the [[LHC]] makes you the LHC&lt;br /&gt;
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Just fake it til you make it. Nobody will evar be able to tell. A successful con is called &amp;quot;passing&amp;quot; according to trannies, and they get a rush of [[sick fuck|sick]] thrills the longer they can get away with their con, like shoplifters, who imitate paying customers as they walk out the fucking door.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some argue this amounts to [[sockpuppet]]ry or [[Truth|fraud]] like a con-man, but not to trannies. I mean, women wear makeup so isn&#039;t trannydom [[No|the exact same thing]]? Trannydom is [[sarcasm|not]] fake, mimicry, camouflage, copy, hoax, counterfeit, impersonation, or impression. [[No|It&#039;s the genuine article]]. The real deal. Doesn&#039;t get any more real than that. No sir. No artificial colors or flavorings. All natural.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Myths Busted by Trannies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:I heart being a woman.png|thumb|right|Women love not being you]]&lt;br /&gt;
Trannydom is a destructive mental illness which ironically destroys several myths laid out by the rest of the LGBT community in a [[lulzy]] fashion.&lt;br /&gt;
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The LGB portion of the &amp;quot;community&amp;quot; argue that sex and gender are two different things, but trannies contend that females can be born with male brains and males can be born with female brains (implying there is such a thing as female brains and male brains and that gender within our species is an objective biological fact). LGBs say sexuality is not a choice, but trannies know better. Trannies say that not all transgendered people want to transition to the other sex through hormones or surgery, but that it&#039;s a choice to change your sexuality that every transperson makes themself. LGBs also dispute that a gender binary exists, but trannies know better. Post-op transsexuals are either [[MTF]] or [[FTM]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Trannies also believe that the sex hormones testosterone makes someone a man and estrogen makes someone a woman, and that both can be supplemented in order to become fully man or woman. LGBs contend there is no &amp;quot;right way&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;act like a woman&amp;quot; nor &amp;quot;act like a man&amp;quot;, but trannies know better. Trannies strongly believe in traditional gender roles where wearing dresses and makeup and having long hair makes someone a woman and wearing pants and not wearing makeup and having short hair makes someone a man. LGBs say conversion therapy and medical castration is a barbaric and ineffective practice that should be banned, but trannies know better. Trannies are confident that with castration and the proper hormones they can happily complete their conversion to another sexuality. LGBs say society should accept them for who they are and how they were born, but trannies know better. Trannies say society should accept them for who they want to be and who they change into after conversion.&lt;br /&gt;
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Look, no trannies undergo surgery to &amp;quot;feel&amp;quot; more like a man or woman (or to be made &amp;quot;whole&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;complete&amp;quot;), because they were already born a man or a woman. They were just reincarnated and trapped in the wrong body with the wrong genitals, like all those episodes of Quantum Leap where [[Media:Quantum leap im retarded.gif|Sam Beckett]] leaped into a woman&#039;s body. And like Sam Beckett, trannies spend their life heroically trying to &amp;quot;put right what once went wrong&amp;quot; (aka LGB myths and their own genitals).&lt;br /&gt;
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Like all delusional people, trannies reject your reality and substitute their own. After mutilating their bodies to finally become what they&#039;ve always claimed to be, post-op trannies have a suicide rate 20 times higher than the general population. This is, of course, due to bullying, not because of a pre-existing body dysmorphic disorder, or inability to accept reality, or a plastic surgery nightmare that has no true rewind button.&lt;br /&gt;
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==TERFs: The opposite side of insanity==&lt;br /&gt;
[[TERF]]s (Trans-exclusionary radical feminists) claim that their views are grounded in biology.  However, they selectively cherrypick biological definitions of man and woman, so ironically, their definitions say that some men can have vaginas.  Especially Riley Gaines, who constantly bitched about &#039;&#039;&#039;tying&#039;&#039;&#039; for fif place, even though she says certain &#039;&#039;&#039;biological&#039;&#039;&#039; women should be excluded.  See [[Vexxed]] for moar TERF insanity.&lt;br /&gt;
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==What Do Trannies Want?==&lt;br /&gt;
Trannydom is a convoluted scheme for a man or woman (but mostly [[MTF|men]], who are we kidding) to sneak into the opposite sex&#039;s restrooms, dressing rooms, locker rooms, showers, bars, brothels, and beauty pageants (or grope boobs all day), which would normally get them branded a [[sick fuck|pervert]]. This explains the predominance of [[MTF]] trannies over [[FTM]] trannies, because females are deeply enraged by rows of urinals. When told an area is &amp;quot;for women only&amp;quot;, a determined tranny adamantly declares &amp;quot;but I &#039;&#039;am&#039;&#039; a woman.&amp;quot; This intransigence is one of the defining features of trannies. Although genderbenders&#039; unbending stubbornness is often mistaken for bravery by those who have never risked their own life to save others. Another reason MTFs outnumber FTMs is because becoming a woman is easy, you just have to cut off your dick and balls so you start bleeding between your legs, be histrionic, put on lipstick at least once, and take away reason and accountability. But becoming a man involves learning what logic is, not an easy task for a woman, as difficult as climbing a 25-foot rope with a backpack full of gear.&lt;br /&gt;
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Inspired by the degenerate 1980s show &#039;&#039;Bosom Buddies&#039;&#039; where two men dress in drag to live in a female-only apartment because it has low rent, trannydom takes it to the next level by fully committing to the lie. On Bosom Buddies eventually all the women realize it was a [[troll|ruse]], but trannies hold fast to their pearl necklaces and boldly continue to deny everything like [[Woody Allen]]. Just remember, it&#039;s not a lie if you believe it. In any situation where the opposite sex appears to have a social advantage, a tranny can simply claim to be the opposite sex in order to obtain that advantage. And since a tranny&#039;s denial concerns a &amp;quot;personal identity&amp;quot;, nobody can question their motives since they&#039;re the only one in the world who supposedly knows what&#039;s true on the subject. This is an extension of the &amp;quot;you don&#039;t know me!&amp;quot; posturing used on [[Jerry Springer]] by niggers, sluts, and landwhales (and trannies come to think of it), and the booing audience of society has become the bad guy (unless the person on stage is religious, now the booing audience is seen as the &amp;quot;tolerant&amp;quot; good guy). Each tranny becomes the sole authority on the truth of the matter, like every cult leader. They can then psychopathically bend others to their point of view with this reality distortion field. Trannies are cunning experts in reversal, like a tenth degree black belt judo master.&lt;br /&gt;
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Trannydom is also useful for [[Bradley Manning|avoiding male prisons]], [[Robin Williams|becoming your estranged children&#039;s nanny]], [[attention whore|attention whoring]], [[Sceptre|regaining your rollback privileges]], as the crown jewel [[sob story]] in your [[victim complex]] tiara, silencing criticism, and [[Jeffrey Dahmer|picking up males in bars to take home and eat later]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Types of Trannies ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BlondeTV.jpg|thumb|A blonde tranny.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:obvious_tranny.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Transgender_Clown.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===God Seriously Fucked Up===&lt;br /&gt;
Otherwise known as &amp;quot;mommy didn&#039;t have a happy pregnancy&amp;quot; or [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disorders_of_sex_development DSD], these types are genetic abominations, which ordinarily would have been rightly flushed out of the body by nature but thanks to the modern miracles of medical science we now have fantastic new ways to create &amp;quot;[[You|living abortions]].&amp;quot;  Most of these types are born with incomplete sex organs or have genetic disorders that result in screwed up [[puberty|sexual development]] later in life.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Doctor Seriously Fucked Up===&lt;br /&gt;
See: [[Circumcision]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Your [[jews|Government/Media/Education]] System Seriously Fucked up===&lt;br /&gt;
Your government is trying to indoctrinate your children about how transsexuals are super speshul god children of liberal prophecy, how they are persecuted, how they need our help, how we should help them accept their identity and how he/she wants to be of the reverse gender. They are doing this all over public schools and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m53lNTdyPg in media] and anyone who does not accept this will be given some taste of [[Liberal]] [[SJW]] &amp;quot;tolerance&amp;quot;, which includes your children being expelled from school, ostracized, ridiculed and/or beaten by other classmates.  Instead of spending money to fix the rotting infrastructure they pour all taxpayer dollars into this type of degenerate reeducation with the intention of turning your children into the next generation of developmentally delayed, dysfunctional, trained tranny clowns that can be controlled and manipulated like children well on into their adulthood.  This type of brainless butt-puppet is largely comprised of &amp;quot;transtrenders&amp;quot;, who have little to no actual dysphoria and are simply &amp;quot;along for the ride&amp;quot; to the [[Cult|cultists]] Kool Aid factory. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Your Brain Seriously Fucked Up===&lt;br /&gt;
Despite being born with complete, natural sex organs your brain wound up wired wrong resulting in feelings of being a woman trapped in a mans body or vice versa.  This is the result of [[batshit insane|mental psychosis]] rather than a true genetic or physiological problem.  Like all forms of mental psychosis there is no &amp;quot;cure&amp;quot; there is only &amp;quot;treatment&amp;quot; which usually involves placating the nutball to a certain extent in order to try and keep them from sailing completely over the deep end and killing themselves while keeping them marginally productive as a human being.&lt;br /&gt;
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===You Were Seriously Fucked Up... Literally===&lt;br /&gt;
A common slogan amongst trannies is to claim that they were raped. Now, you&#039;re probably thinking, &amp;quot;LOL WUT?!&amp;quot; and you&#039;re right, as a whole the transsexual population is largely unfuckable unless you&#039;re into boning the gender equivalent of abstract art or your standards are lower than a crack whore suckin dick for dime bags.  No, what they &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;really&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; mean when they say they were raped is that they were sexually molested as a child and it was horribly traumatic.&lt;br /&gt;
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Similar to [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|TITS]] basically any blunt force mental trauma, whether it&#039;s trolling or getting porked in the pooper as a kid can cause a significant level of psychosis which in turn will manifest in the form of body dysmorphic disorder.  In a sense they basically learn to hate their bodies as a result of feeling shame and indignity which in turn leads them to a wanton desire to try and escape from that old/abused identity.&lt;br /&gt;
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This differs from the before mentioned psychosis in that this form is unnatural and inflicted via environmental factors as opposed to genetic/biological failings.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Psychologists Seriously Fucked Up===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Buffalo Bill.jpg|thumb|What trannies look like at home]]&lt;br /&gt;
This type is the bastard child of psychologists fucking up the previous types and, rather than attempt to treat the psychosis, they simply gave in completely to it.  This eventually resulted in the [[Tumblr|inmates running the asylum]], a literal parade of crazy clowns claiming everything under the sun as a &amp;quot;gender&amp;quot; while babbling and screeching incoherently, injecting their personal brand of crazy into everything from feminism to furries.  They are usually best recognized by their use of certain psycho/social babble buzz words like &amp;quot;social justice&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;social construct&amp;quot; as well as their inability to dress like normal people they are often seen wearing clown clothes, poorly applied makeup and brightly colored hair.&lt;br /&gt;
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===You Seriously Fucked Yourself Up===&lt;br /&gt;
This last type is the result of continually soaking your head in lead acetate, a common ingredient in the hair dyes that liberal loonies enjoy molesting their melons with.  In &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;theory&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; the dye is safe... so long as you don&#039;t have any cuts, abrasions, pimples or pretty much &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;any&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; amount of broken skin.  If you do, well you&#039;re basically bleaching your brain in lead, which will lead to what&#039;s known as &amp;quot;Mad Hatter Syndrome&amp;quot;.  These types are usually the deranged looking lunatic variety of tranny with extremely horrible hygiene habits.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Fuckable Trannies ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Sarina Valentina|You know you&#039;d hit that.]] If [[you]] truly believe that you wouldn&#039;t, contact any [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] user in your area; they will gladly pump you full of [[drugs]], [[alcohol]] and [[steroids]] until you&#039;re willing to fuck anything that moves (or doesn&#039;t).&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Failed|Botched]] trannies ===&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that after these trannies have their sexual reassignment surgery, [[Pun|they feel hole inside.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Wannabe]] trannies ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Drag queens]] are sometimes considered transgendered. However, expressing this viewpoint is only acceptable (i.e. &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; [[retarded]]) if it is used in the context of trolling. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Bullshit|It has been argued]] that these individuals are simply [[4chan]]ners that didn&#039;t get enough attention from the opposite sex and figured that they would try to get some as the other gender. Only someone who spends most of their life [[OTI]] would actually think this is a good idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Infamous trannies ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Veryscary.jpg|thumb|[[FYIAD|FUCK YOU! I&#039;M A WOMAN!]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Drag King.jpg|thumb|[[FYIAD|FUCK YOU! I&#039;M A DUDE!]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Tranny man.jpg|thumb|This guy]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:BriannaWu_admitting_trannies_are_just_retarded_men.jpg|thumb|right|Who could&#039;ve guessed.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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HEY YOU. THINK BEFORE YOU EDIT.&lt;br /&gt;
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Please keep this section confined to people who are legitimate transsexuals or transgendered individuals. &lt;br /&gt;
Be useful, not retarded.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, keep in alphabetical order, please. &lt;br /&gt;
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                                     DON&#039;T FORGET TO THINK BEFORE YOU EDIT. THANKS.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[ADF-Fuensalida]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Alexis Arquette]], an embarrassment to real trannies, which is a serious achievement.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Audrey Hale]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Brianna Wu]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bruce Jenner]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Catamorphism]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chelsea Manning]], who told [[Wikileaks]] about US government [[helicopter]]s using cables to kill civilians.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chloe Sagal‎]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris-chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris Crocker]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chyna]] - The pro wrestler who took so many steroids that her [[clit]] now resembles a [[micropenis]]. [[Seriously]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Darlie Brewster]] Canadian cartoonist in Hollywood, female impersonator extraordinaire&lt;br /&gt;
* [[D. C. Simpson]] - Kids comic creator, Political shill, drew repulsive porn of their characters.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doopie DoOver]] Masturbation fodder and [[Waifu]] of [[Chris Chan]].  Likes to start [[Drama]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://dek-is-filthy.deviantart.com &amp;quot;Dek is Filthy&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Imma-The-Deer]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jazz Jennings]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JDR]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jeffree Star]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Keffals]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kelly Martin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kim Petras]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Krimpet]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lady Gaga]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Laura Kate Dale]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Leelah Alcorn]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lila Perry]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Randy Stair]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Robert Wayne Stiles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarah Butts]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarina Valentina]] - [[Purportedly]] the hottest trap [[EVAR]]!&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sceptre|Saralicity]], aka Will/Sarah Noble.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Scoutgender]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sethisto]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sleepykinq]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Stefonknee]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[SweetNSour]] - The hormonal opposite of Chyna.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Thomas Beatie]] - The world&#039;s first [[pregnant]] &amp;quot;[[man]]&amp;quot;; this is [[true]] [[attention whore]] [[bullshit]] however, as &amp;quot;he&amp;quot; never possessed a [[cock]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trap-kun]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Yinepusayi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Yuki Damon]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Trannydom Is Scientology For Fags Not Named John Travolta==&lt;br /&gt;
Transgenderism is the [[Scientology]] of the BLTG &amp;quot;community&amp;quot;, and both are super scientific because they are victims of a haunting. Replace &amp;quot;body thetans&amp;quot; with &amp;quot;gender identity&amp;quot; and you have transgenderism. These dumbasses think they are possessed, and flags are involved for some fucking reason. A body thetan is supposedly the ghost of an alien, whereas a gender identity is supposedly the ghost of someone with different genitals. A tranny is a haunted fag, and faghauntings are only increasing because fads. Except trannies, also known as pretenders, don&#039;t want to rid their body of thetans, they want to use artificial means like plastic surgery and hormones to alter their appearance to match their inner thetan. Scientologists pay money to exorcism the demons inside them, whereas trannies pay money to resemble the demons inside them. Imagine if Scientologists spent all their money on plastic surgery to look like the thetans occupying their body. If you said &amp;quot;but then they would look like [[John Travolta]],&amp;quot; you&#039;d be correct.&lt;br /&gt;
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Much like the Scientology cult, trannydom cultists can advance higher and higher up the Batshit Insane Scale by paying more and more money to unlock stupid shit. Scientologists pay for more expensive ramblings of a bad scifi author sold by amoral scammers, whereas trannies pay for more expensive plastic surgeries sold by amoral scammers. If you refuse to use a tranny&#039;s snowflake pronouns or don&#039;t call a tranny by their thetan name, this is apparently a &amp;quot;hate crime&amp;quot; known as &amp;quot;misgendering&amp;quot;, even though Mother Nature would have been the one who &amp;quot;misgendered&amp;quot; these idiotic sexual deviants. Instead of suing Mother Nature for perpetuating the original hate crime, trannies in [[Amerifat]] like Gavin Grimm sue school districts because their parents wouldn&#039;t stop feeding their fatass. Can you imagine what it would be like to never be allowed to use a school restroom your entire life? Neither can Gavin Grimm.&lt;br /&gt;
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For a tranny to use the same restroom they used for the first half of their life is [[Hahaha no|discrimination]]. In fact, it&#039;s [[No|exactly]] like [[black]]s having to use separate water fountains which you would think would make for shorter lines but [[STFU|shut the fuck up]]. When trannies were in elementary school and told that boys use the boys&#039; room and girls use the girls&#039; room, this was obviously brainwashing, just like saying boys have a [[penis]] and girls have a [[vagina]], and the reason trannies didn&#039;t raise their hand and correct their teacher is because they didn&#039;t know any better. [[Sarcasm|Now they do]]. The people who put signs on multiple occupancy bathrooms are obviously hatemongers. This is related to [[feminist]]s objecting to signs with pictograms of women wearing dresses, although a [[MTF]] tranny is much more happy wearing a dress than a feminist ever would be. Basically, where a human pisses depends on their willingness to wear a dress. So we can blame the [[Scottish]] for starting this tranny bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;
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==How To Tell If a Tranny is Lying==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mrgarrison.jpg|thumb|Mrs Garrison, a perfect example of a &amp;quot;lesbian tranny&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
Are they speaking? Suppose there is one man who claims to be a woman and really believes it because he is delusional, and another man who claims to be a woman and is consciously lying. How can you tell the difference? You can&#039;t. That&#039;s the point. A tranny&#039;s claims or motives can never be questioned, which is a huge advantage. This situation where truth and falsity are indistinguishable is extremely advantageous for anyone seeking any sort of credibility or respect. Simply claim to be the other sex, play the distraught victim, and label skeptics as hatemongers. Trannies believe nobody would ever lie about being transgender, because they view being transgender as a terrible affliction. And trannies who transition to transsexuals might claim nobody would ever undergo radical plastic surgery to present a false image to the world, but that&#039;s the whole point of plastic surgery.&lt;br /&gt;
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Trannies are naturally truthful people, that&#039;s how they can lie to everyone around them for so long. So when a tranny speaks, you can know they are telling the truth. To display any skepticism towards trannies is to be labeled a [[transphobia|transphobic]] intolerant monster who deserves to have their entire livelihood destroyed. Even suggesting they take a lie detector test (or get a second opinion) will get you labeled a bigot. Skeptics are labeled bigots and doubt is labeled hatred. Often, these truthful MTF trannies will claim to be female &#039;&#039;and&#039;&#039; a lesbian. To question [[sex|their motives]] and [[implying|imply]] that they are doing it to get laid by [[Hot or Not|hot hot]] feminists is to speak with the tongue of the troll.&lt;br /&gt;
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Each tranny speaks for all trannies. If you doubt one tranny&#039;s claims, then you must universally hate all trannies. And the proof of your hatred (not skepticism or doubt) is that you use the word &amp;quot;tranny.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==What do Trannies Prefer to be Called?==&lt;br /&gt;
It doesn&#039;t matter. Any new politically correct term will eventually be stigmatized anyway. It&#039;s a lose-lose situation. But suppose you start calling each tranny by their preferred first name, and preferred [[personal pronouns]], and preferred group identity. Their righteous indignation is always waiting to strike. Without becoming transgender yourself, you are always at the mercy of being labeled a hatemonger. If you are not one of them, they will say you cannot say anything about the subject. So trannies can only be destroyed from the inside, usually by hormone supplements or a plastic surgeon, or by new converts. To safely criticize trannies, you must become one (which is as easy as saying you are one). This is a major way trannies recruit normals. Being &amp;quot;transgender&amp;quot; is entirely based on the honor system (aka &amp;quot;trust system&amp;quot; for Britbongs). However, trannies can always disown any tranny critic and claim any critic is not a true tranny. So trannydom remains impregnable (except for that [[Thomas Beatie|pregnant woman with a mustache]]). Post-op trannies feel tranny-superior and like to set themselves up as tranny gurus, then the real freaks can keep out the fake freaks and false flag trannies. Disbelieving any tranny&#039;s claims is a hate crime against all trannies.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Persecution==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Proud cisphobe.png|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
Although regular trannies are generally tolerated, fat trannies for some reason have endured huge amounts of [[Truth|government sponsored, public supported]] discrimination on a level not seen since [[Niggers|segregation]]. [[Wikipedia:Trans_fats#Public_response_and_regulation|In multiple countries and local municipalities trannies are well regulated.]] In [[New York City]] for instance, fat trannies are not allowed in nearly all restaurants. Perhaps this is an attempt to make them skinnier. Nevertheless, the silence that has greeted this mass destruction of human rights has been greatly concerning- to them. Nobody else really gives a damn.&lt;br /&gt;
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Standard [[Pussy|bleeder]] organizations like the UN and the World Health Organization have not yet spoken out against this &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;grievous&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; understandable persecution.&lt;br /&gt;
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More recently, much drama and lulz were created by Trump publicly telling trannies to GTFO the military, thus leaving him to sit back and laugh as he controls the news cycle for another week, the media scrambling to pick up the pieces before it&#039;s too late and he&#039;s at it again. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Self-destruction==&lt;br /&gt;
Trannydom is self-destructive, that&#039;s why trannydom and suicide go hand in hand. Trannies not only destroy LGB myths, but also their own genitals, and often their own lives. Trannydom will eventually destroy itself. Some argue that&#039;s the entire goal of trannydom: to destroy your old self and transform into a new self. But trannies lack patience and jump the gun on the whole reincarnation thing. And altering outward appearances can&#039;t change who you are inside.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Transgender acceptance&amp;quot; is an oxymoron. Trannydom is a rejection of one&#039;s body. So in order to accept trannies, one must also reject their bodies. It is those who hate and despise pre-op trannies who are truly on the tranny&#039;s side. &amp;quot;Your body disgusts me too.&amp;quot; From a pre-op tranny&#039;s point of view, there is nothing worse than someone who loves them how they are without any artificial accoutrement. Since pre-op trannies hate their bodies, they need other people to hate their bodies too. After surgery, a tranny can gather more people who hate their bodies just as much as they once did. If there is no one left to loathe their body, a tranny dies. This explains the prevalence of post-op tranny suicide: once they stop hating their body, they had no more reason to live. If surgery fails to destroy their old self, suicide is always another option to finish the job the surgeon started.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Things Tranny&#039;s Listen To ==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Cock shitting.jpg|This female to male transexual is currently suing her (his?) doctor for sewing his (her?) new cock on backwards.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Trans-Dimensional_Cipher-Sexual.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transexual_Snowflake_Syndrome.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Brianna_Wu_Joker.png|The clowns are taking control&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Degenerate.jpg|Fucking degenerates.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lethimin.jpg|Let him in!&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Mangiftcard.jpg|The ideal gift for any MTF tranny.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Followyourfaggots.png|Follow your fellow faggots.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:KillFrogUnsureDeodorant.png|A deodorant for the trannies.&lt;br /&gt;
File:HauptsacheArschlochFotzeistegal.jpg|Most men who fuck Trannies claim that they are [[not gay]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Memes are transgender.png|thumb|right|Is transgenderism a meme?]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Paloma faith gender neutral child.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Some trannies have a head start in life]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Assigned Male]] - (In)famous tranny liberal comic.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[John Money]] - Creator of the modern troon&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aiden Hale]] - When trannies got radicalized that they actually commit [[an hero]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Catfish]] - What most trannies have to do to get a relationship.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[CyberDemon531]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dani_Willow]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Disorders]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dorian Thorn]] - cut his dick off for attention.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Feminism]] - Sometimes trannies clashes with [[feminazis]], debating are transwoman &#039;&#039;really&#039;&#039; woman or not.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]] - An attempt by trannies to [[outrage Culture|cancel]] that [[Harry Potter]] game, and anyone else who plays it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jerry Springer]] - Common guests to embarrass their love ones in public television.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JROCK]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Keffals]] - Mortal enemy of [[Kiwifarms]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Michael Jackson]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mpreg]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[NotJustBikes]] - experiences a great amount of guilt for his &amp;quot;straight, white, cisgendered, male&amp;quot; privilege, yet thinks he&#039;s superior for being a multi-billionaire and proudly shows off about hating poor people, [[Jooz]] and [[curry nigger]]s. What a [[hypocrite]]!&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Otherkin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pedophilia]] - The drag queen story hour thing, and the fact that they want to teach kids about gender explains it all.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Personal Pronouns]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pregnophile]] - Explains one possible origin of transsexuality/transgenderism&lt;br /&gt;
* [[RationalWiki]] - these shitheads masturbate to transgender political propaganda and have sex in front of churches they burn down for fun&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Transgender Day of Remembrance]] - Some people love these monsters.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Transnigger]] - People who think they were born the wrong race. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Transphobia]] - Normal people.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Transtrender]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tumblr]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[You Will Never Be A Woman]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Types of trannies===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Crossdresser]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dickgirl]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[FTM]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[MTF]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trap]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.tranzwear.net/store.php/TranZwear/ct159601/for_parents_of_ftm_childrenteens Sick fuck trannies selling little dildos to little girls] - Sooooo [[liberalism|progressive]]. This is a sign that society is advancing and becoming more tolerant and inclusive.&lt;br /&gt;
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===4chan===&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://archive.fo/Y0PoN Trap Thread #1] -The first epic trap thread.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://archive.fo/W3Za2 Trap Thread #2] -The second epic trap thread.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://archive.fo/ACaJX Trap Thread #3] - The third epic trap thread.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-red-light-district/201411/link-between-autism-and-gender-dysphoria Study linking autism and trannyism.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://archive.fo/RpsTC Study linking general batshit insanity and trannyism.]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;:&#039;&#039;Tranny redirects here. You can also see [[Traps]] or [[Transvestite]].&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Offended}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Transwoman injures penis when male partner dies during sex, then sues his widow.jpg|300px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Transgender woman who suffered a broken penis when her lover had a fatal heart attack during sex sues the man&#039;s wife for damages&amp;quot;. you know, you&#039;re gonna read this story}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Transgender&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Symptoms&#039;&#039;&#039;|Gender dysphoria&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Depression]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[retard|Confused thinking]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Pedophilia|Wanting to teach kids about gender]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Terminological percipience disorder]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Moralfag]] behaviour}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Onset&#039;&#039;&#039;|Ages 13 to 30 (Rarely happens as early as &amp;lt;10 years of age, but that&#039;s likely caused by indoctrination. Also rare in seniors.)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Duration&#039;&#039;&#039;|[https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/gender-dysphoria/symptoms-causes/syc-20475255 6 months-who the hell knows]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Causes&#039;&#039;&#039;|Lack of either parental figure&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Video games]] or Sports&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Indoctrination/Grooming&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Birth defect&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Atheism]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Being a far-leftist}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Management&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Deal with it]] faggot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Get close to [[God]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Hormone therapy (done actually right)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Transition surgery&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[An hero]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
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A &#039;&#039;&#039;transgender&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;[[nope|person]]&amp;quot; or &#039;&#039;&#039;tranny&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[man]] who believes he has the right to be a [[woman]], or less commonly, a woman who believes she has [[Fuck you, I&#039;m a dragon!|the right to be a man]]. [[Liberal|Degenerates]] have also encouraged that insanity among children by letting them play dress up. They are a type of [[otherkin]] who, rather than believing themselves to be [[dragons]] or some other beastly organism, believe themselves to have been born with a brain whose gender differs from that the gender clearly defined by the chromosomes, hormones and genitals they possess. What this all boils down to when you subtract the [[bullshit|complicated science]] is that transexuality is caused when a regular [[homosexual]] has such severe [[homophobia]] that they literally aren&#039;t man enough to admit they&#039;re craving a deep dicking without making up an excuse, like &lt;br /&gt;
being &amp;quot;sort of&amp;quot; a woman. Be warned, the term &amp;quot;tranny&amp;quot; is considered a slur by shitlib news sources such as [[MSNBC]] and [[Media Matters]], who censor it like t***** because they&#039;re cowards who apparently think tranny is the same as [[nigger]] or [[kike]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Some transgendered persons are also &#039;&#039;&#039;transsexuals&#039;&#039;&#039;. These individuals may [[Cut|mutilate]] the shit out of their genitals in order to loosely approximate those of the opposite sex. Others just take hormones and either [[Castration|remove]] or cripple their nads, since you need to retain your [[penis]] to make it in today&#039;s competitive shemale [[porn]] industry.&lt;br /&gt;
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Lately the population of so called transgenders has increased dramatically, largely as a result of &amp;quot;transtrenders&amp;quot; jumping on the pity party bandwagon, looking to obtain a coveted &amp;quot;victim card&amp;quot; to get them on into the Oppression Olympics.  As well as from the vast population of cross-dressers who enjoy jacking their jollies off in women&#039;s underwear; who have found the movement as a convenient way of hiding their sick fuck fetish right in plain sight and trying to couch it in the guise of something more perceptively acceptable in society.  Both of these types tend to put in the least amount of effort into trying to &amp;quot;pass&amp;quot; as the opposite gender, often looking like drag queen characters from the show &amp;quot;In Living Color&amp;quot;... only less funny and a lot more horrifying.  This process can happen in the space of two weeks, from going from some seemingly normal guy to a knock-off [[Caitlyn Jenner]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Recent evidence suggests that [[4chan]] users make up roughly 90% of all those who decide to take the plunge. The other 9.9% are borderline individuals with profound identity disturbance; the final 0.1% are made up of those who actually feel a deep-seated need to be a different gender. [[Tumblr]], [[Twatter]], and [[Reddit]] is also home to a vast number of [[16 year old]] trannies who are building up a [[social justice]] army based around the slogan &amp;quot;trans rights!&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;trans rights are human rights&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;[[no|Transwoman are woman]]&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;[[die cis scum]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Disgise as female.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Ingenious disguise. &#039;&#039;&#039;They will suspect nothing!&#039;&#039;&#039;]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Y chromosome.jpg|thumb|right|Have fun reassigning this.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Causes==&lt;br /&gt;
The leading factor influencing vulnerable people to become trannies is [[videogame]]s which enable players to control a character of the opposite sex, along with plain ol&#039; [[narcissism]]. This explains the rapid rise of trannydom after the release of Ms. [[Pac-Man]] in 1981, and videogame [[faggotry]] only gets worse every year. Other major contributors to trannydom include [[Metroid]], Super [[Mario]] Bros. 2, [[Street Fighter 2]] and [[COMBO BREAKER|other fighting games]], the Mario Kart franchise, the [[Tomb Raider]] franchise, [[World of Warcraft]], [[The Sims|just about every life sim game]], and [[Skyrim|almost every RPG]]. There is an [[at least 100]]% chance that all trannies have played a videogame where they played as a character with a different gender than with what they were born, and this escapist roleplaying enables trannies and feeds their mental delusions. Much like these games offer the player the simple option to choose a pretty girl as their avatar and suddenly be showered with attention from desperate male coomers, many [[gamer|pathetic virgins]] believe (or at least desperately wish) in the real world that some quantity of estrogen tablets will make them into [[trap|Bridgette]] from [[Guilty Gear]] and then they will never have to be lonely again. Online hugbox communities have only exacerbated the issue, as these aforementioned losers will often present their new identities in coming out posts with photos of themselves wearing cheap shitty neon-colored wigs, only to find themselves inundated with fake love and positivity from adult men who call themselves Lilith. For many of these disallusioned individuals, this is the most loving treatment they have ever received in their entire lives.&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition, psychologists have fanned the flames, especially when [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_dysphoria Gender Identity Disorder] was [[Leftard|renamed to &amp;quot;Gender Dysphoria&amp;quot; and rewritten to appear less harmful]]. They also go on to state that the disproportionately large amounts of anxiety, eating disorders, depression, and especially [[An Hero]] are caused by a lack of &amp;quot;acceptance&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;equality&amp;quot;, or other psychobabble thrown about by the Kikes that want to sterilize Generation Z via conversion surgeries. In addition, all of those listed mental illnesses which are correlated with being a tranny are often caused by chemical imbalances, which considering that the transgender brain is structured differently from birth, means that the claim that tranny depression is societal is false. With this in mind, one can say that trannies are like cheap phones: They&#039;re only focused on aesthetics, have a meltdown when you try to do something other than Tumblr, and are built to kill themselves well before they reach old age.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Imitation Game==&lt;br /&gt;
Trannies think [[Hahaha no|imitating a woman makes you a woman and imitating a man makes you a man]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Just like:&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:American Male 2017.jpg|thumb|right|[[James Charles]]: Troon Edition.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[doctor]] makes you a doctor&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[professor]] makes you a professor&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[cop]] makes you a cop&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[kid]] [[Clovergender|makes you a kid]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[azn|masseuse]] makes you a masseuse&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[scientist]] makes you a scientist&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a health inspector makes you a health inspector&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[pony]] makes you a [[Brony|pony]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Jew]] makes you a Judeo-convert Jew.&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Muslim]] makes you a Muslim. oh wait that&#039;s [[Islam#Becoming a Muslim|not enough]].&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[dog]] makes you a [[Furfag|dog]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[baby]] makes you a [[Infantilism|baby]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[dinosaur]] makes you a dinosaur&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[black people|black person]] makes you a [[wigger|black]] [[transnigger|person]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating an [[Australia]]n makes you an Australian&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[whore]] turns a [[girl]] into her [[mother]].&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a professional athlete makes you a professional athlete&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating [[Superman]] makes you bulletproof. Quick! Go try it out.&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[vampire]] makes you a vampire&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[virgin]] makes you a virgin&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[dragon]] makes you a [[Fuck you, I&#039;m a dragon!|dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* a [[fat]] person imitating a healthy person [[Fat Acceptance Movement|makes you a healthy person]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a person who is 25 years younger makes you 25 years younger [https://translate.google.az/translate?hl=en&amp;amp;sl=nl&amp;amp;u=https://www.dagelijksestandaard.nl/2018/11/emile-ratelband-neemt-identiteitswaanzin-op-de-hak-leeftijd-wijzigen-want-gevoelskwestie/&amp;amp;prev=search Oh, wait]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Japan]]ese makes you a [[Wapanese|Japanese]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a plastic surgeon makes you a plastic surgeon&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a CEO makes you a CEO&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a senator makes you a senator&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Prime Minister]] makes you a Prime Minister&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[President]] makes you a President&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[king]] makes you a king&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Pope]] makes you a Pope&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating the [[LHC]] makes you the LHC&lt;br /&gt;
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Just fake it til you make it. Nobody will evar be able to tell. A successful con is called &amp;quot;passing&amp;quot; according to trannies, and they get a rush of [[sick fuck|sick]] thrills the longer they can get away with their con, like shoplifters, who imitate paying customers as they walk out the fucking door.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some argue this amounts to [[sockpuppet]]ry or [[Truth|fraud]] like a con-man, but not to trannies. I mean, women wear makeup so isn&#039;t trannydom [[No|the exact same thing]]? Trannydom is [[sarcasm|not]] fake, mimicry, camouflage, copy, hoax, counterfeit, impersonation, or impression. [[No|It&#039;s the genuine article]]. The real deal. Doesn&#039;t get any more real than that. No sir. No artificial colors or flavorings. All natural.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Myths Busted by Trannies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:I heart being a woman.png|thumb|right|Women love not being you]]&lt;br /&gt;
Trannydom is a destructive mental illness which ironically destroys several myths laid out by the rest of the LGBT community in a [[lulzy]] fashion.&lt;br /&gt;
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The LGB portion of the &amp;quot;community&amp;quot; argue that sex and gender are two different things, but trannies contend that females can be born with male brains and males can be born with female brains (implying there is such a thing as female brains and male brains and that gender within our species is an objective biological fact). LGBs say sexuality is not a choice, but trannies know better. Trannies say that not all transgendered people want to transition to the other sex through hormones or surgery, but that it&#039;s a choice to change your sexuality that every transperson makes themself. LGBs also dispute that a gender binary exists, but trannies know better. Post-op transsexuals are either [[MTF]] or [[FTM]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Trannies also believe that the sex hormones testosterone makes someone a man and estrogen makes someone a woman, and that both can be supplemented in order to become fully man or woman. LGBs contend there is no &amp;quot;right way&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;act like a woman&amp;quot; nor &amp;quot;act like a man&amp;quot;, but trannies know better. Trannies strongly believe in traditional gender roles where wearing dresses and makeup and having long hair makes someone a woman and wearing pants and not wearing makeup and having short hair makes someone a man. LGBs say conversion therapy and medical castration is a barbaric and ineffective practice that should be banned, but trannies know better. Trannies are confident that with castration and the proper hormones they can happily complete their conversion to another sexuality. LGBs say society should accept them for who they are and how they were born, but trannies know better. Trannies say society should accept them for who they want to be and who they change into after conversion.&lt;br /&gt;
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Look, no trannies undergo surgery to &amp;quot;feel&amp;quot; more like a man or woman (or to be made &amp;quot;whole&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;complete&amp;quot;), because they were already born a man or a woman. They were just reincarnated and trapped in the wrong body with the wrong genitals, like all those episodes of Quantum Leap where [[Media:Quantum leap im retarded.gif|Sam Beckett]] leaped into a woman&#039;s body. And like Sam Beckett, trannies spend their life heroically trying to &amp;quot;put right what once went wrong&amp;quot; (aka LGB myths and their own genitals).&lt;br /&gt;
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Like all delusional people, trannies reject your reality and substitute their own. After mutilating their bodies to finally become what they&#039;ve always claimed to be, post-op trannies have a suicide rate 20 times higher than the general population. This is, of course, due to bullying, not because of a pre-existing body dysmorphic disorder, or inability to accept reality, or a plastic surgery nightmare that has no true rewind button.&lt;br /&gt;
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==TERFs: The opposite side of insanity==&lt;br /&gt;
[[TERF]]s (Trans-exclusionary radical feminists) claim that their views are grounded in biology.  However, they selectively cherrypick biological definitions of man and woman, so ironically, their definitions say that some men can have vaginas.  Especially Riley Gaines, who constantly whined about &#039;&#039;&#039;tying&#039;&#039;&#039; for fif place, even though she says certain &#039;&#039;&#039;biological&#039;&#039;&#039; women should be excluded.&lt;br /&gt;
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==What Do Trannies Want?==&lt;br /&gt;
Trannydom is a convoluted scheme for a man or woman (but mostly [[MTF|men]], who are we kidding) to sneak into the opposite sex&#039;s restrooms, dressing rooms, locker rooms, showers, bars, brothels, and beauty pageants (or grope boobs all day), which would normally get them branded a [[sick fuck|pervert]]. This explains the predominance of [[MTF]] trannies over [[FTM]] trannies, because females are deeply enraged by rows of urinals. When told an area is &amp;quot;for women only&amp;quot;, a determined tranny adamantly declares &amp;quot;but I &#039;&#039;am&#039;&#039; a woman.&amp;quot; This intransigence is one of the defining features of trannies. Although genderbenders&#039; unbending stubbornness is often mistaken for bravery by those who have never risked their own life to save others. Another reason MTFs outnumber FTMs is because becoming a woman is easy, you just have to cut off your dick and balls so you start bleeding between your legs, be histrionic, put on lipstick at least once, and take away reason and accountability. But becoming a man involves learning what logic is, not an easy task for a woman, as difficult as climbing a 25-foot rope with a backpack full of gear.&lt;br /&gt;
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Inspired by the degenerate 1980s show &#039;&#039;Bosom Buddies&#039;&#039; where two men dress in drag to live in a female-only apartment because it has low rent, trannydom takes it to the next level by fully committing to the lie. On Bosom Buddies eventually all the women realize it was a [[troll|ruse]], but trannies hold fast to their pearl necklaces and boldly continue to deny everything like [[Woody Allen]]. Just remember, it&#039;s not a lie if you believe it. In any situation where the opposite sex appears to have a social advantage, a tranny can simply claim to be the opposite sex in order to obtain that advantage. And since a tranny&#039;s denial concerns a &amp;quot;personal identity&amp;quot;, nobody can question their motives since they&#039;re the only one in the world who supposedly knows what&#039;s true on the subject. This is an extension of the &amp;quot;you don&#039;t know me!&amp;quot; posturing used on [[Jerry Springer]] by niggers, sluts, and landwhales (and trannies come to think of it), and the booing audience of society has become the bad guy (unless the person on stage is religious, now the booing audience is seen as the &amp;quot;tolerant&amp;quot; good guy). Each tranny becomes the sole authority on the truth of the matter, like every cult leader. They can then psychopathically bend others to their point of view with this reality distortion field. Trannies are cunning experts in reversal, like a tenth degree black belt judo master.&lt;br /&gt;
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Trannydom is also useful for [[Bradley Manning|avoiding male prisons]], [[Robin Williams|becoming your estranged children&#039;s nanny]], [[attention whore|attention whoring]], [[Sceptre|regaining your rollback privileges]], as the crown jewel [[sob story]] in your [[victim complex]] tiara, silencing criticism, and [[Jeffrey Dahmer|picking up males in bars to take home and eat later]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Types of Trannies ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BlondeTV.jpg|thumb|A blonde tranny.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:obvious_tranny.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Transgender_Clown.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===God Seriously Fucked Up===&lt;br /&gt;
Otherwise known as &amp;quot;mommy didn&#039;t have a happy pregnancy&amp;quot; or [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disorders_of_sex_development DSD], these types are genetic abominations, which ordinarily would have been rightly flushed out of the body by nature but thanks to the modern miracles of medical science we now have fantastic new ways to create &amp;quot;[[You|living abortions]].&amp;quot;  Most of these types are born with incomplete sex organs or have genetic disorders that result in screwed up [[puberty|sexual development]] later in life.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Doctor Seriously Fucked Up===&lt;br /&gt;
See: [[Circumcision]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Your [[jews|Government/Media/Education]] System Seriously Fucked up===&lt;br /&gt;
Your government is trying to indoctrinate your children about how transsexuals are super speshul god children of liberal prophecy, how they are persecuted, how they need our help, how we should help them accept their identity and how he/she wants to be of the reverse gender. They are doing this all over public schools and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m53lNTdyPg in media] and anyone who does not accept this will be given some taste of [[Liberal]] [[SJW]] &amp;quot;tolerance&amp;quot;, which includes your children being expelled from school, ostracized, ridiculed and/or beaten by other classmates.  Instead of spending money to fix the rotting infrastructure they pour all taxpayer dollars into this type of degenerate reeducation with the intention of turning your children into the next generation of developmentally delayed, dysfunctional, trained tranny clowns that can be controlled and manipulated like children well on into their adulthood.  This type of brainless butt-puppet is largely comprised of &amp;quot;transtrenders&amp;quot;, who have little to no actual dysphoria and are simply &amp;quot;along for the ride&amp;quot; to the [[Cult|cultists]] Kool Aid factory. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Your Brain Seriously Fucked Up===&lt;br /&gt;
Despite being born with complete, natural sex organs your brain wound up wired wrong resulting in feelings of being a woman trapped in a mans body or vice versa.  This is the result of [[batshit insane|mental psychosis]] rather than a true genetic or physiological problem.  Like all forms of mental psychosis there is no &amp;quot;cure&amp;quot; there is only &amp;quot;treatment&amp;quot; which usually involves placating the nutball to a certain extent in order to try and keep them from sailing completely over the deep end and killing themselves while keeping them marginally productive as a human being.&lt;br /&gt;
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===You Were Seriously Fucked Up... Literally===&lt;br /&gt;
A common slogan amongst trannies is to claim that they were raped. Now, you&#039;re probably thinking, &amp;quot;LOL WUT?!&amp;quot; and you&#039;re right, as a whole the transsexual population is largely unfuckable unless you&#039;re into boning the gender equivalent of abstract art or your standards are lower than a crack whore suckin dick for dime bags.  No, what they &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;really&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; mean when they say they were raped is that they were sexually molested as a child and it was horribly traumatic.&lt;br /&gt;
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Similar to [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|TITS]] basically any blunt force mental trauma, whether it&#039;s trolling or getting porked in the pooper as a kid can cause a significant level of psychosis which in turn will manifest in the form of body dysmorphic disorder.  In a sense they basically learn to hate their bodies as a result of feeling shame and indignity which in turn leads them to a wanton desire to try and escape from that old/abused identity.&lt;br /&gt;
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This differs from the before mentioned psychosis in that this form is unnatural and inflicted via environmental factors as opposed to genetic/biological failings.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Psychologists Seriously Fucked Up===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Buffalo Bill.jpg|thumb|What trannies look like at home]]&lt;br /&gt;
This type is the bastard child of psychologists fucking up the previous types and, rather than attempt to treat the psychosis, they simply gave in completely to it.  This eventually resulted in the [[Tumblr|inmates running the asylum]], a literal parade of crazy clowns claiming everything under the sun as a &amp;quot;gender&amp;quot; while babbling and screeching incoherently, injecting their personal brand of crazy into everything from feminism to furries.  They are usually best recognized by their use of certain psycho/social babble buzz words like &amp;quot;social justice&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;social construct&amp;quot; as well as their inability to dress like normal people they are often seen wearing clown clothes, poorly applied makeup and brightly colored hair.&lt;br /&gt;
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===You Seriously Fucked Yourself Up===&lt;br /&gt;
This last type is the result of continually soaking your head in lead acetate, a common ingredient in the hair dyes that liberal loonies enjoy molesting their melons with.  In &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;theory&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; the dye is safe... so long as you don&#039;t have any cuts, abrasions, pimples or pretty much &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;any&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; amount of broken skin.  If you do, well you&#039;re basically bleaching your brain in lead, which will lead to what&#039;s known as &amp;quot;Mad Hatter Syndrome&amp;quot;.  These types are usually the deranged looking lunatic variety of tranny with extremely horrible hygiene habits.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Fuckable Trannies ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Sarina Valentina|You know you&#039;d hit that.]] If [[you]] truly believe that you wouldn&#039;t, contact any [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] user in your area; they will gladly pump you full of [[drugs]], [[alcohol]] and [[steroids]] until you&#039;re willing to fuck anything that moves (or doesn&#039;t).&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Failed|Botched]] trannies ===&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that after these trannies have their sexual reassignment surgery, [[Pun|they feel hole inside.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Wannabe]] trannies ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Drag queens]] are sometimes considered transgendered. However, expressing this viewpoint is only acceptable (i.e. &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; [[retarded]]) if it is used in the context of trolling. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Bullshit|It has been argued]] that these individuals are simply [[4chan]]ners that didn&#039;t get enough attention from the opposite sex and figured that they would try to get some as the other gender. Only someone who spends most of their life [[OTI]] would actually think this is a good idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Infamous trannies ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Veryscary.jpg|thumb|[[FYIAD|FUCK YOU! I&#039;M A WOMAN!]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Drag King.jpg|thumb|[[FYIAD|FUCK YOU! I&#039;M A DUDE!]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Tranny man.jpg|thumb|This guy]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:BriannaWu_admitting_trannies_are_just_retarded_men.jpg|thumb|right|Who could&#039;ve guessed.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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HEY YOU. THINK BEFORE YOU EDIT.&lt;br /&gt;
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Please keep this section confined to people who are legitimate transsexuals or transgendered individuals. &lt;br /&gt;
Be useful, not retarded.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, keep in alphabetical order, please. &lt;br /&gt;
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                                     DON&#039;T FORGET TO THINK BEFORE YOU EDIT. THANKS.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[ADF-Fuensalida]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Alexis Arquette]], an embarrassment to real trannies, which is a serious achievement.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Audrey Hale]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Brianna Wu]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bruce Jenner]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Catamorphism]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chelsea Manning]], who told [[Wikileaks]] about US government [[helicopter]]s using cables to kill civilians.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chloe Sagal‎]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris-chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris Crocker]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chyna]] - The pro wrestler who took so many steroids that her [[clit]] now resembles a [[micropenis]]. [[Seriously]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Darlie Brewster]] Canadian cartoonist in Hollywood, female impersonator extraordinaire&lt;br /&gt;
* [[D. C. Simpson]] - Kids comic creator, Political shill, drew repulsive porn of their characters.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doopie DoOver]] Masturbation fodder and [[Waifu]] of [[Chris Chan]].  Likes to start [[Drama]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://dek-is-filthy.deviantart.com &amp;quot;Dek is Filthy&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Imma-The-Deer]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jazz Jennings]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JDR]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jeffree Star]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Keffals]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kelly Martin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kim Petras]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Krimpet]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lady Gaga]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Laura Kate Dale]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Leelah Alcorn]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lila Perry]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Randy Stair]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Robert Wayne Stiles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarah Butts]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarina Valentina]] - [[Purportedly]] the hottest trap [[EVAR]]!&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sceptre|Saralicity]], aka Will/Sarah Noble.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Scoutgender]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sethisto]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sleepykinq]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Stefonknee]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[SweetNSour]] - The hormonal opposite of Chyna.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Thomas Beatie]] - The world&#039;s first [[pregnant]] &amp;quot;[[man]]&amp;quot;; this is [[true]] [[attention whore]] [[bullshit]] however, as &amp;quot;he&amp;quot; never possessed a [[cock]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trap-kun]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Yinepusayi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Yuki Damon]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Trannydom Is Scientology For Fags Not Named John Travolta==&lt;br /&gt;
Transgenderism is the [[Scientology]] of the BLTG &amp;quot;community&amp;quot;, and both are super scientific because they are victims of a haunting. Replace &amp;quot;body thetans&amp;quot; with &amp;quot;gender identity&amp;quot; and you have transgenderism. These dumbasses think they are possessed, and flags are involved for some fucking reason. A body thetan is supposedly the ghost of an alien, whereas a gender identity is supposedly the ghost of someone with different genitals. A tranny is a haunted fag, and faghauntings are only increasing because fads. Except trannies, also known as pretenders, don&#039;t want to rid their body of thetans, they want to use artificial means like plastic surgery and hormones to alter their appearance to match their inner thetan. Scientologists pay money to exorcism the demons inside them, whereas trannies pay money to resemble the demons inside them. Imagine if Scientologists spent all their money on plastic surgery to look like the thetans occupying their body. If you said &amp;quot;but then they would look like [[John Travolta]],&amp;quot; you&#039;d be correct.&lt;br /&gt;
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Much like the Scientology cult, trannydom cultists can advance higher and higher up the Batshit Insane Scale by paying more and more money to unlock stupid shit. Scientologists pay for more expensive ramblings of a bad scifi author sold by amoral scammers, whereas trannies pay for more expensive plastic surgeries sold by amoral scammers. If you refuse to use a tranny&#039;s snowflake pronouns or don&#039;t call a tranny by their thetan name, this is apparently a &amp;quot;hate crime&amp;quot; known as &amp;quot;misgendering&amp;quot;, even though Mother Nature would have been the one who &amp;quot;misgendered&amp;quot; these idiotic sexual deviants. Instead of suing Mother Nature for perpetuating the original hate crime, trannies in [[Amerifat]] like Gavin Grimm sue school districts because their parents wouldn&#039;t stop feeding their fatass. Can you imagine what it would be like to never be allowed to use a school restroom your entire life? Neither can Gavin Grimm.&lt;br /&gt;
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For a tranny to use the same restroom they used for the first half of their life is [[Hahaha no|discrimination]]. In fact, it&#039;s [[No|exactly]] like [[black]]s having to use separate water fountains which you would think would make for shorter lines but [[STFU|shut the fuck up]]. When trannies were in elementary school and told that boys use the boys&#039; room and girls use the girls&#039; room, this was obviously brainwashing, just like saying boys have a [[penis]] and girls have a [[vagina]], and the reason trannies didn&#039;t raise their hand and correct their teacher is because they didn&#039;t know any better. [[Sarcasm|Now they do]]. The people who put signs on multiple occupancy bathrooms are obviously hatemongers. This is related to [[feminist]]s objecting to signs with pictograms of women wearing dresses, although a [[MTF]] tranny is much more happy wearing a dress than a feminist ever would be. Basically, where a human pisses depends on their willingness to wear a dress. So we can blame the [[Scottish]] for starting this tranny bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;
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==How To Tell If a Tranny is Lying==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mrgarrison.jpg|thumb|Mrs Garrison, a perfect example of a &amp;quot;lesbian tranny&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
Are they speaking? Suppose there is one man who claims to be a woman and really believes it because he is delusional, and another man who claims to be a woman and is consciously lying. How can you tell the difference? You can&#039;t. That&#039;s the point. A tranny&#039;s claims or motives can never be questioned, which is a huge advantage. This situation where truth and falsity are indistinguishable is extremely advantageous for anyone seeking any sort of credibility or respect. Simply claim to be the other sex, play the distraught victim, and label skeptics as hatemongers. Trannies believe nobody would ever lie about being transgender, because they view being transgender as a terrible affliction. And trannies who transition to transsexuals might claim nobody would ever undergo radical plastic surgery to present a false image to the world, but that&#039;s the whole point of plastic surgery.&lt;br /&gt;
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Trannies are naturally truthful people, that&#039;s how they can lie to everyone around them for so long. So when a tranny speaks, you can know they are telling the truth. To display any skepticism towards trannies is to be labeled a [[transphobia|transphobic]] intolerant monster who deserves to have their entire livelihood destroyed. Even suggesting they take a lie detector test (or get a second opinion) will get you labeled a bigot. Skeptics are labeled bigots and doubt is labeled hatred. Often, these truthful MTF trannies will claim to be female &#039;&#039;and&#039;&#039; a lesbian. To question [[sex|their motives]] and [[implying|imply]] that they are doing it to get laid by [[Hot or Not|hot hot]] feminists is to speak with the tongue of the troll.&lt;br /&gt;
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Each tranny speaks for all trannies. If you doubt one tranny&#039;s claims, then you must universally hate all trannies. And the proof of your hatred (not skepticism or doubt) is that you use the word &amp;quot;tranny.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==What do Trannies Prefer to be Called?==&lt;br /&gt;
It doesn&#039;t matter. Any new politically correct term will eventually be stigmatized anyway. It&#039;s a lose-lose situation. But suppose you start calling each tranny by their preferred first name, and preferred [[personal pronouns]], and preferred group identity. Their righteous indignation is always waiting to strike. Without becoming transgender yourself, you are always at the mercy of being labeled a hatemonger. If you are not one of them, they will say you cannot say anything about the subject. So trannies can only be destroyed from the inside, usually by hormone supplements or a plastic surgeon, or by new converts. To safely criticize trannies, you must become one (which is as easy as saying you are one). This is a major way trannies recruit normals. Being &amp;quot;transgender&amp;quot; is entirely based on the honor system (aka &amp;quot;trust system&amp;quot; for Britbongs). However, trannies can always disown any tranny critic and claim any critic is not a true tranny. So trannydom remains impregnable (except for that [[Thomas Beatie|pregnant woman with a mustache]]). Post-op trannies feel tranny-superior and like to set themselves up as tranny gurus, then the real freaks can keep out the fake freaks and false flag trannies. Disbelieving any tranny&#039;s claims is a hate crime against all trannies.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Persecution==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Proud cisphobe.png|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
Although regular trannies are generally tolerated, fat trannies for some reason have endured huge amounts of [[Truth|government sponsored, public supported]] discrimination on a level not seen since [[Niggers|segregation]]. [[Wikipedia:Trans_fats#Public_response_and_regulation|In multiple countries and local municipalities trannies are well regulated.]] In [[New York City]] for instance, fat trannies are not allowed in nearly all restaurants. Perhaps this is an attempt to make them skinnier. Nevertheless, the silence that has greeted this mass destruction of human rights has been greatly concerning- to them. Nobody else really gives a damn.&lt;br /&gt;
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Standard [[Pussy|bleeder]] organizations like the UN and the World Health Organization have not yet spoken out against this &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;grievous&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; understandable persecution.&lt;br /&gt;
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More recently, much drama and lulz were created by Trump publicly telling trannies to GTFO the military, thus leaving him to sit back and laugh as he controls the news cycle for another week, the media scrambling to pick up the pieces before it&#039;s too late and he&#039;s at it again. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Self-destruction==&lt;br /&gt;
Trannydom is self-destructive, that&#039;s why trannydom and suicide go hand in hand. Trannies not only destroy LGB myths, but also their own genitals, and often their own lives. Trannydom will eventually destroy itself. Some argue that&#039;s the entire goal of trannydom: to destroy your old self and transform into a new self. But trannies lack patience and jump the gun on the whole reincarnation thing. And altering outward appearances can&#039;t change who you are inside.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Transgender acceptance&amp;quot; is an oxymoron. Trannydom is a rejection of one&#039;s body. So in order to accept trannies, one must also reject their bodies. It is those who hate and despise pre-op trannies who are truly on the tranny&#039;s side. &amp;quot;Your body disgusts me too.&amp;quot; From a pre-op tranny&#039;s point of view, there is nothing worse than someone who loves them how they are without any artificial accoutrement. Since pre-op trannies hate their bodies, they need other people to hate their bodies too. After surgery, a tranny can gather more people who hate their bodies just as much as they once did. If there is no one left to loathe their body, a tranny dies. This explains the prevalence of post-op tranny suicide: once they stop hating their body, they had no more reason to live. If surgery fails to destroy their old self, suicide is always another option to finish the job the surgeon started.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Things Tranny&#039;s Listen To ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
{{cg||clowntards|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Cock shitting.jpg|This female to male transexual is currently suing her (his?) doctor for sewing his (her?) new cock on backwards.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Trans-Dimensional_Cipher-Sexual.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transexual_Snowflake_Syndrome.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Brianna_Wu_Joker.png|The clowns are taking control&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_Duck_Tales.png&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Genderchart.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Degenerate.jpg|Fucking degenerates.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lethimin.jpg|Let him in!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Tumbr_Universe_Comic.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Insane_Gender_Chart.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_Retardation_1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Trannieswhowouldwin.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Mangiftcard.jpg|The ideal gift for any MTF tranny.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Followyourfaggots.png|Follow your fellow faggots.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Vaginaman.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:45 percent of Transexual Suicide.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Trap GF vs CIS GF.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Restroom_She.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_01.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Transgender_-_03.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Transgender_-_13.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_15.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_14.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Degenercy_stopped.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_16.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_17.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_18.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:KillFrogUnsureDeodorant.png|A deodorant for the trannies.&lt;br /&gt;
File:HauptsacheArschlochFotzeistegal.jpg|Most men who fuck Trannies claim that they are [[not gay]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Troon.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Memes are transgender.png|thumb|right|Is transgenderism a meme?]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Paloma faith gender neutral child.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Some trannies have a head start in life]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Assigned Male]] - (In)famous tranny liberal comic.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[John Money]] - Creator of the modern troon&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aiden Hale]] - When trannies got radicalized that they actually commit [[an hero]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Catfish]] - What most trannies have to do to get a relationship.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[CyberDemon531]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dani_Willow]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Disorders]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dorian Thorn]] - cut his dick off for attention.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Feminism]] - Sometimes trannies clashes with [[feminazis]], debating are transwoman &#039;&#039;really&#039;&#039; woman or not.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]] - An attempt by trannies to [[outrage Culture|cancel]] that [[Harry Potter]] game, and anyone else who plays it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jerry Springer]] - Common guests to embarrass their love ones in public television.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JROCK]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Keffals]] - Mortal enemy of [[Kiwifarms]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Michael Jackson]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mpreg]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[NotJustBikes]] - experiences a great amount of guilt for his &amp;quot;straight, white, cisgendered, male&amp;quot; privilege, yet thinks he&#039;s superior for being a multi-billionaire and proudly shows off about hating poor people, [[Jooz]] and [[curry nigger]]s. What a [[hypocrite]]!&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Otherkin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pedophilia]] - The drag queen story hour thing, and the fact that they want to teach kids about gender explains it all.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Personal Pronouns]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pregnophile]] - Explains one possible origin of transsexuality/transgenderism&lt;br /&gt;
* [[RationalWiki]] - these shitheads masturbate to transgender political propaganda and have sex in front of churches they burn down for fun&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Transgender Day of Remembrance]] - Some people love these monsters.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Transnigger]] - People who think they were born the wrong race. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Transphobia]] - Normal people.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Transtrender]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tumblr]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[You Will Never Be A Woman]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Types of trannies===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Crossdresser]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dickgirl]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[FTM]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[MTF]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trap]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.tranzwear.net/store.php/TranZwear/ct159601/for_parents_of_ftm_childrenteens Sick fuck trannies selling little dildos to little girls] - Sooooo [[liberalism|progressive]]. This is a sign that society is advancing and becoming more tolerant and inclusive.&lt;br /&gt;
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===4chan===&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://archive.fo/Y0PoN Trap Thread #1] -The first epic trap thread.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://archive.fo/W3Za2 Trap Thread #2] -The second epic trap thread.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://archive.fo/ACaJX Trap Thread #3] - The third epic trap thread.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-red-light-district/201411/link-between-autism-and-gender-dysphoria Study linking autism and trannyism.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://archive.fo/RpsTC Study linking general batshit insanity and trannyism.]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: /* Myths Busted by Trannies */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;:&#039;&#039;Tranny redirects here. You can also see [[Traps]] or [[Transvestite]].&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Offended}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Transwoman injures penis when male partner dies during sex, then sues his widow.jpg|300px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Transgender woman who suffered a broken penis when her lover had a fatal heart attack during sex sues the man&#039;s wife for damages&amp;quot;. you know, you&#039;re gonna read this story}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Transgender&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Symptoms&#039;&#039;&#039;|Gender dysphoria&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Depression]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[retard|Confused thinking]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Pedophilia|Wanting to teach kids about gender]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Terminological percipience disorder]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Moralfag]] behaviour}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Onset&#039;&#039;&#039;|Ages 13 to 30 (Rarely happens as early as &amp;lt;10 years of age, but that&#039;s likely caused by indoctrination. Also rare in seniors.)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Duration&#039;&#039;&#039;|[https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/gender-dysphoria/symptoms-causes/syc-20475255 6 months-who the hell knows]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Causes&#039;&#039;&#039;|Lack of either parental figure&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Video games]] or Sports&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Indoctrination/Grooming&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Birth defect&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Atheism]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Being a far-leftist}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Management&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Deal with it]] faggot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Get close to [[God]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Hormone therapy (done actually right)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Transition surgery&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[An hero]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
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A &#039;&#039;&#039;transgender&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;[[nope|person]]&amp;quot; or &#039;&#039;&#039;tranny&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[man]] who believes he has the right to be a [[woman]], or less commonly, a woman who believes she has [[Fuck you, I&#039;m a dragon!|the right to be a man]]. [[Liberal|Degenerates]] have also encouraged that insanity among children by letting them play dress up. They are a type of [[otherkin]] who, rather than believing themselves to be [[dragons]] or some other beastly organism, believe themselves to have been born with a brain whose gender differs from that the gender clearly defined by the chromosomes, hormones and genitals they possess. What this all boils down to when you subtract the [[bullshit|complicated science]] is that transexuality is caused when a regular [[homosexual]] has such severe [[homophobia]] that they literally aren&#039;t man enough to admit they&#039;re craving a deep dicking without making up an excuse, like &lt;br /&gt;
being &amp;quot;sort of&amp;quot; a woman. Be warned, the term &amp;quot;tranny&amp;quot; is considered a slur by shitlib news sources such as [[MSNBC]] and [[Media Matters]], who censor it like t***** because they&#039;re cowards who apparently think tranny is the same as [[nigger]] or [[kike]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Some transgendered persons are also &#039;&#039;&#039;transsexuals&#039;&#039;&#039;. These individuals may [[Cut|mutilate]] the shit out of their genitals in order to loosely approximate those of the opposite sex. Others just take hormones and either [[Castration|remove]] or cripple their nads, since you need to retain your [[penis]] to make it in today&#039;s competitive shemale [[porn]] industry.&lt;br /&gt;
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Lately the population of so called transgenders has increased dramatically, largely as a result of &amp;quot;transtrenders&amp;quot; jumping on the pity party bandwagon, looking to obtain a coveted &amp;quot;victim card&amp;quot; to get them on into the Oppression Olympics.  As well as from the vast population of cross-dressers who enjoy jacking their jollies off in women&#039;s underwear; who have found the movement as a convenient way of hiding their sick fuck fetish right in plain sight and trying to couch it in the guise of something more perceptively acceptable in society.  Both of these types tend to put in the least amount of effort into trying to &amp;quot;pass&amp;quot; as the opposite gender, often looking like drag queen characters from the show &amp;quot;In Living Color&amp;quot;... only less funny and a lot more horrifying.  This process can happen in the space of two weeks, from going from some seemingly normal guy to a knock-off [[Caitlyn Jenner]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Recent evidence suggests that [[4chan]] users make up roughly 90% of all those who decide to take the plunge. The other 9.9% are borderline individuals with profound identity disturbance; the final 0.1% are made up of those who actually feel a deep-seated need to be a different gender. [[Tumblr]], [[Twatter]], and [[Reddit]] is also home to a vast number of [[16 year old]] trannies who are building up a [[social justice]] army based around the slogan &amp;quot;trans rights!&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;trans rights are human rights&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;[[no|Transwoman are woman]]&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;[[die cis scum]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Disgise as female.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Ingenious disguise. &#039;&#039;&#039;They will suspect nothing!&#039;&#039;&#039;]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Y chromosome.jpg|thumb|right|Have fun reassigning this.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Causes==&lt;br /&gt;
The leading factor influencing vulnerable people to become trannies is [[videogame]]s which enable players to control a character of the opposite sex, along with plain ol&#039; [[narcissism]]. This explains the rapid rise of trannydom after the release of Ms. [[Pac-Man]] in 1981, and videogame [[faggotry]] only gets worse every year. Other major contributors to trannydom include [[Metroid]], Super [[Mario]] Bros. 2, [[Street Fighter 2]] and [[COMBO BREAKER|other fighting games]], the Mario Kart franchise, the [[Tomb Raider]] franchise, [[World of Warcraft]], [[The Sims|just about every life sim game]], and [[Skyrim|almost every RPG]]. There is an [[at least 100]]% chance that all trannies have played a videogame where they played as a character with a different gender than with what they were born, and this escapist roleplaying enables trannies and feeds their mental delusions. Much like these games offer the player the simple option to choose a pretty girl as their avatar and suddenly be showered with attention from desperate male coomers, many [[gamer|pathetic virgins]] believe (or at least desperately wish) in the real world that some quantity of estrogen tablets will make them into [[trap|Bridgette]] from [[Guilty Gear]] and then they will never have to be lonely again. Online hugbox communities have only exacerbated the issue, as these aforementioned losers will often present their new identities in coming out posts with photos of themselves wearing cheap shitty neon-colored wigs, only to find themselves inundated with fake love and positivity from adult men who call themselves Lilith. For many of these disallusioned individuals, this is the most loving treatment they have ever received in their entire lives.&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition, psychologists have fanned the flames, especially when [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_dysphoria Gender Identity Disorder] was [[Leftard|renamed to &amp;quot;Gender Dysphoria&amp;quot; and rewritten to appear less harmful]]. They also go on to state that the disproportionately large amounts of anxiety, eating disorders, depression, and especially [[An Hero]] are caused by a lack of &amp;quot;acceptance&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;equality&amp;quot;, or other psychobabble thrown about by the Kikes that want to sterilize Generation Z via conversion surgeries. In addition, all of those listed mental illnesses which are correlated with being a tranny are often caused by chemical imbalances, which considering that the transgender brain is structured differently from birth, means that the claim that tranny depression is societal is false. With this in mind, one can say that trannies are like cheap phones: They&#039;re only focused on aesthetics, have a meltdown when you try to do something other than Tumblr, and are built to kill themselves well before they reach old age.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Imitation Game==&lt;br /&gt;
Trannies think [[Hahaha no|imitating a woman makes you a woman and imitating a man makes you a man]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Just like:&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:American Male 2017.jpg|thumb|right|[[James Charles]]: Troon Edition.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[doctor]] makes you a doctor&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[professor]] makes you a professor&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[cop]] makes you a cop&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[kid]] [[Clovergender|makes you a kid]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[azn|masseuse]] makes you a masseuse&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[scientist]] makes you a scientist&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a health inspector makes you a health inspector&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[pony]] makes you a [[Brony|pony]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Jew]] makes you a Judeo-convert Jew.&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Muslim]] makes you a Muslim. oh wait that&#039;s [[Islam#Becoming a Muslim|not enough]].&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[dog]] makes you a [[Furfag|dog]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[baby]] makes you a [[Infantilism|baby]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[dinosaur]] makes you a dinosaur&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[black people|black person]] makes you a [[wigger|black]] [[transnigger|person]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating an [[Australia]]n makes you an Australian&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[whore]] turns a [[girl]] into her [[mother]].&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a professional athlete makes you a professional athlete&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating [[Superman]] makes you bulletproof. Quick! Go try it out.&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[vampire]] makes you a vampire&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[virgin]] makes you a virgin&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[dragon]] makes you a [[Fuck you, I&#039;m a dragon!|dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* a [[fat]] person imitating a healthy person [[Fat Acceptance Movement|makes you a healthy person]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a person who is 25 years younger makes you 25 years younger [https://translate.google.az/translate?hl=en&amp;amp;sl=nl&amp;amp;u=https://www.dagelijksestandaard.nl/2018/11/emile-ratelband-neemt-identiteitswaanzin-op-de-hak-leeftijd-wijzigen-want-gevoelskwestie/&amp;amp;prev=search Oh, wait]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Japan]]ese makes you a [[Wapanese|Japanese]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a plastic surgeon makes you a plastic surgeon&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a CEO makes you a CEO&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a senator makes you a senator&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Prime Minister]] makes you a Prime Minister&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[President]] makes you a President&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[king]] makes you a king&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Pope]] makes you a Pope&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating the [[LHC]] makes you the LHC&lt;br /&gt;
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Just fake it til you make it. Nobody will evar be able to tell. A successful con is called &amp;quot;passing&amp;quot; according to trannies, and they get a rush of [[sick fuck|sick]] thrills the longer they can get away with their con, like shoplifters, who imitate paying customers as they walk out the fucking door.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some argue this amounts to [[sockpuppet]]ry or [[Truth|fraud]] like a con-man, but not to trannies. I mean, women wear makeup so isn&#039;t trannydom [[No|the exact same thing]]? Trannydom is [[sarcasm|not]] fake, mimicry, camouflage, copy, hoax, counterfeit, impersonation, or impression. [[No|It&#039;s the genuine article]]. The real deal. Doesn&#039;t get any more real than that. No sir. No artificial colors or flavorings. All natural.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Myths Busted by Trannies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:I heart being a woman.png|thumb|right|Women love not being you]]&lt;br /&gt;
Trannydom is a destructive mental illness which ironically destroys several myths laid out by the rest of the LGBT community in a [[lulzy]] fashion.&lt;br /&gt;
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The LGB portion of the &amp;quot;community&amp;quot; argue that sex and gender are two different things, but trannies contend that females can be born with male brains and males can be born with female brains (implying there is such a thing as female brains and male brains and that gender within our species is an objective biological fact). LGBs say sexuality is not a choice, but trannies know better. Trannies say that not all transgendered people want to transition to the other sex through hormones or surgery, but that it&#039;s a choice to change your sexuality that every transperson makes themself. LGBs also dispute that a gender binary exists, but trannies know better. Post-op transsexuals are either [[MTF]] or [[FTM]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Trannies also believe that the sex hormones testosterone makes someone a man and estrogen makes someone a woman, and that both can be supplemented in order to become fully man or woman. LGBs contend there is no &amp;quot;right way&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;act like a woman&amp;quot; nor &amp;quot;act like a man&amp;quot;, but trannies know better. Trannies strongly believe in traditional gender roles where wearing dresses and makeup and having long hair makes someone a woman and wearing pants and not wearing makeup and having short hair makes someone a man. LGBs say conversion therapy and medical castration is a barbaric and ineffective practice that should be banned, but trannies know better. Trannies are confident that with castration and the proper hormones they can happily complete their conversion to another sexuality. LGBs say society should accept them for who they are and how they were born, but trannies know better. Trannies say society should accept them for who they want to be and who they change into after conversion.&lt;br /&gt;
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Look, no trannies undergo surgery to &amp;quot;feel&amp;quot; more like a man or woman (or to be made &amp;quot;whole&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;complete&amp;quot;), because they were already born a man or a woman. They were just reincarnated and trapped in the wrong body with the wrong genitals, like all those episodes of Quantum Leap where [[Media:Quantum leap im retarded.gif|Sam Beckett]] leaped into a woman&#039;s body. And like Sam Beckett, trannies spend their life heroically trying to &amp;quot;put right what once went wrong&amp;quot; (aka LGB myths and their own genitals).&lt;br /&gt;
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Like all delusional people, trannies reject your reality and substitute their own. After mutilating their bodies to finally become what they&#039;ve always claimed to be, post-op trannies have a suicide rate 20 times higher than the general population. This is, of course, due to bullying, not because of a pre-existing body dysmorphic disorder, or inability to accept reality, or a plastic surgery nightmare that has no true rewind button.&lt;br /&gt;
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==TERFs: The opposite side of insanity==&lt;br /&gt;
[[TERF]]s (Trans-exclusionary radical feminists) claim that their views are grounded in biology.  However, they selectively cherrypick biological definitions of man and woman, so ironically, their definitions say that some men can have vaginas.  Especially Riley Gaines, who whined about **tying** for fifth place, even though she says certain **biological** women should be excluded.&lt;br /&gt;
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==What Do Trannies Want?==&lt;br /&gt;
Trannydom is a convoluted scheme for a man or woman (but mostly [[MTF|men]], who are we kidding) to sneak into the opposite sex&#039;s restrooms, dressing rooms, locker rooms, showers, bars, brothels, and beauty pageants (or grope boobs all day), which would normally get them branded a [[sick fuck|pervert]]. This explains the predominance of [[MTF]] trannies over [[FTM]] trannies, because females are deeply enraged by rows of urinals. When told an area is &amp;quot;for women only&amp;quot;, a determined tranny adamantly declares &amp;quot;but I &#039;&#039;am&#039;&#039; a woman.&amp;quot; This intransigence is one of the defining features of trannies. Although genderbenders&#039; unbending stubbornness is often mistaken for bravery by those who have never risked their own life to save others. Another reason MTFs outnumber FTMs is because becoming a woman is easy, you just have to cut off your dick and balls so you start bleeding between your legs, be histrionic, put on lipstick at least once, and take away reason and accountability. But becoming a man involves learning what logic is, not an easy task for a woman, as difficult as climbing a 25-foot rope with a backpack full of gear.&lt;br /&gt;
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Inspired by the degenerate 1980s show &#039;&#039;Bosom Buddies&#039;&#039; where two men dress in drag to live in a female-only apartment because it has low rent, trannydom takes it to the next level by fully committing to the lie. On Bosom Buddies eventually all the women realize it was a [[troll|ruse]], but trannies hold fast to their pearl necklaces and boldly continue to deny everything like [[Woody Allen]]. Just remember, it&#039;s not a lie if you believe it. In any situation where the opposite sex appears to have a social advantage, a tranny can simply claim to be the opposite sex in order to obtain that advantage. And since a tranny&#039;s denial concerns a &amp;quot;personal identity&amp;quot;, nobody can question their motives since they&#039;re the only one in the world who supposedly knows what&#039;s true on the subject. This is an extension of the &amp;quot;you don&#039;t know me!&amp;quot; posturing used on [[Jerry Springer]] by niggers, sluts, and landwhales (and trannies come to think of it), and the booing audience of society has become the bad guy (unless the person on stage is religious, now the booing audience is seen as the &amp;quot;tolerant&amp;quot; good guy). Each tranny becomes the sole authority on the truth of the matter, like every cult leader. They can then psychopathically bend others to their point of view with this reality distortion field. Trannies are cunning experts in reversal, like a tenth degree black belt judo master.&lt;br /&gt;
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Trannydom is also useful for [[Bradley Manning|avoiding male prisons]], [[Robin Williams|becoming your estranged children&#039;s nanny]], [[attention whore|attention whoring]], [[Sceptre|regaining your rollback privileges]], as the crown jewel [[sob story]] in your [[victim complex]] tiara, silencing criticism, and [[Jeffrey Dahmer|picking up males in bars to take home and eat later]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Types of Trannies ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BlondeTV.jpg|thumb|A blonde tranny.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:obvious_tranny.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Transgender_Clown.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===God Seriously Fucked Up===&lt;br /&gt;
Otherwise known as &amp;quot;mommy didn&#039;t have a happy pregnancy&amp;quot; or [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disorders_of_sex_development DSD], these types are genetic abominations, which ordinarily would have been rightly flushed out of the body by nature but thanks to the modern miracles of medical science we now have fantastic new ways to create &amp;quot;[[You|living abortions]].&amp;quot;  Most of these types are born with incomplete sex organs or have genetic disorders that result in screwed up [[puberty|sexual development]] later in life.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Doctor Seriously Fucked Up===&lt;br /&gt;
See: [[Circumcision]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Your [[jews|Government/Media/Education]] System Seriously Fucked up===&lt;br /&gt;
Your government is trying to indoctrinate your children about how transsexuals are super speshul god children of liberal prophecy, how they are persecuted, how they need our help, how we should help them accept their identity and how he/she wants to be of the reverse gender. They are doing this all over public schools and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m53lNTdyPg in media] and anyone who does not accept this will be given some taste of [[Liberal]] [[SJW]] &amp;quot;tolerance&amp;quot;, which includes your children being expelled from school, ostracized, ridiculed and/or beaten by other classmates.  Instead of spending money to fix the rotting infrastructure they pour all taxpayer dollars into this type of degenerate reeducation with the intention of turning your children into the next generation of developmentally delayed, dysfunctional, trained tranny clowns that can be controlled and manipulated like children well on into their adulthood.  This type of brainless butt-puppet is largely comprised of &amp;quot;transtrenders&amp;quot;, who have little to no actual dysphoria and are simply &amp;quot;along for the ride&amp;quot; to the [[Cult|cultists]] Kool Aid factory. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Your Brain Seriously Fucked Up===&lt;br /&gt;
Despite being born with complete, natural sex organs your brain wound up wired wrong resulting in feelings of being a woman trapped in a mans body or vice versa.  This is the result of [[batshit insane|mental psychosis]] rather than a true genetic or physiological problem.  Like all forms of mental psychosis there is no &amp;quot;cure&amp;quot; there is only &amp;quot;treatment&amp;quot; which usually involves placating the nutball to a certain extent in order to try and keep them from sailing completely over the deep end and killing themselves while keeping them marginally productive as a human being.&lt;br /&gt;
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===You Were Seriously Fucked Up... Literally===&lt;br /&gt;
A common slogan amongst trannies is to claim that they were raped. Now, you&#039;re probably thinking, &amp;quot;LOL WUT?!&amp;quot; and you&#039;re right, as a whole the transsexual population is largely unfuckable unless you&#039;re into boning the gender equivalent of abstract art or your standards are lower than a crack whore suckin dick for dime bags.  No, what they &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;really&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; mean when they say they were raped is that they were sexually molested as a child and it was horribly traumatic.&lt;br /&gt;
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Similar to [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|TITS]] basically any blunt force mental trauma, whether it&#039;s trolling or getting porked in the pooper as a kid can cause a significant level of psychosis which in turn will manifest in the form of body dysmorphic disorder.  In a sense they basically learn to hate their bodies as a result of feeling shame and indignity which in turn leads them to a wanton desire to try and escape from that old/abused identity.&lt;br /&gt;
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This differs from the before mentioned psychosis in that this form is unnatural and inflicted via environmental factors as opposed to genetic/biological failings.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Psychologists Seriously Fucked Up===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Buffalo Bill.jpg|thumb|What trannies look like at home]]&lt;br /&gt;
This type is the bastard child of psychologists fucking up the previous types and, rather than attempt to treat the psychosis, they simply gave in completely to it.  This eventually resulted in the [[Tumblr|inmates running the asylum]], a literal parade of crazy clowns claiming everything under the sun as a &amp;quot;gender&amp;quot; while babbling and screeching incoherently, injecting their personal brand of crazy into everything from feminism to furries.  They are usually best recognized by their use of certain psycho/social babble buzz words like &amp;quot;social justice&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;social construct&amp;quot; as well as their inability to dress like normal people they are often seen wearing clown clothes, poorly applied makeup and brightly colored hair.&lt;br /&gt;
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===You Seriously Fucked Yourself Up===&lt;br /&gt;
This last type is the result of continually soaking your head in lead acetate, a common ingredient in the hair dyes that liberal loonies enjoy molesting their melons with.  In &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;theory&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; the dye is safe... so long as you don&#039;t have any cuts, abrasions, pimples or pretty much &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;any&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; amount of broken skin.  If you do, well you&#039;re basically bleaching your brain in lead, which will lead to what&#039;s known as &amp;quot;Mad Hatter Syndrome&amp;quot;.  These types are usually the deranged looking lunatic variety of tranny with extremely horrible hygiene habits.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Fuckable Trannies ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Sarina Valentina|You know you&#039;d hit that.]] If [[you]] truly believe that you wouldn&#039;t, contact any [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] user in your area; they will gladly pump you full of [[drugs]], [[alcohol]] and [[steroids]] until you&#039;re willing to fuck anything that moves (or doesn&#039;t).&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Failed|Botched]] trannies ===&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that after these trannies have their sexual reassignment surgery, [[Pun|they feel hole inside.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Wannabe]] trannies ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Drag queens]] are sometimes considered transgendered. However, expressing this viewpoint is only acceptable (i.e. &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; [[retarded]]) if it is used in the context of trolling. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Bullshit|It has been argued]] that these individuals are simply [[4chan]]ners that didn&#039;t get enough attention from the opposite sex and figured that they would try to get some as the other gender. Only someone who spends most of their life [[OTI]] would actually think this is a good idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Infamous trannies ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Veryscary.jpg|thumb|[[FYIAD|FUCK YOU! I&#039;M A WOMAN!]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Drag King.jpg|thumb|[[FYIAD|FUCK YOU! I&#039;M A DUDE!]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Tranny man.jpg|thumb|This guy]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:BriannaWu_admitting_trannies_are_just_retarded_men.jpg|thumb|right|Who could&#039;ve guessed.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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HEY YOU. THINK BEFORE YOU EDIT.&lt;br /&gt;
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Please keep this section confined to people who are legitimate transsexuals or transgendered individuals. &lt;br /&gt;
Be useful, not retarded.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, keep in alphabetical order, please. &lt;br /&gt;
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                                     DON&#039;T FORGET TO THINK BEFORE YOU EDIT. THANKS.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[ADF-Fuensalida]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Alexis Arquette]], an embarrassment to real trannies, which is a serious achievement.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Audrey Hale]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Brianna Wu]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bruce Jenner]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Catamorphism]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chelsea Manning]], who told [[Wikileaks]] about US government [[helicopter]]s using cables to kill civilians.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chloe Sagal‎]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris-chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris Crocker]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chyna]] - The pro wrestler who took so many steroids that her [[clit]] now resembles a [[micropenis]]. [[Seriously]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Darlie Brewster]] Canadian cartoonist in Hollywood, female impersonator extraordinaire&lt;br /&gt;
* [[D. C. Simpson]] - Kids comic creator, Political shill, drew repulsive porn of their characters.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doopie DoOver]] Masturbation fodder and [[Waifu]] of [[Chris Chan]].  Likes to start [[Drama]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://dek-is-filthy.deviantart.com &amp;quot;Dek is Filthy&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Imma-The-Deer]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jazz Jennings]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JDR]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jeffree Star]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Keffals]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kelly Martin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kim Petras]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Krimpet]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lady Gaga]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Laura Kate Dale]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Leelah Alcorn]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lila Perry]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Randy Stair]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Robert Wayne Stiles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarah Butts]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarina Valentina]] - [[Purportedly]] the hottest trap [[EVAR]]!&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sceptre|Saralicity]], aka Will/Sarah Noble.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Scoutgender]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sethisto]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sleepykinq]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Stefonknee]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[SweetNSour]] - The hormonal opposite of Chyna.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Thomas Beatie]] - The world&#039;s first [[pregnant]] &amp;quot;[[man]]&amp;quot;; this is [[true]] [[attention whore]] [[bullshit]] however, as &amp;quot;he&amp;quot; never possessed a [[cock]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trap-kun]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Yinepusayi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Yuki Damon]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Trannydom Is Scientology For Fags Not Named John Travolta==&lt;br /&gt;
Transgenderism is the [[Scientology]] of the BLTG &amp;quot;community&amp;quot;, and both are super scientific because they are victims of a haunting. Replace &amp;quot;body thetans&amp;quot; with &amp;quot;gender identity&amp;quot; and you have transgenderism. These dumbasses think they are possessed, and flags are involved for some fucking reason. A body thetan is supposedly the ghost of an alien, whereas a gender identity is supposedly the ghost of someone with different genitals. A tranny is a haunted fag, and faghauntings are only increasing because fads. Except trannies, also known as pretenders, don&#039;t want to rid their body of thetans, they want to use artificial means like plastic surgery and hormones to alter their appearance to match their inner thetan. Scientologists pay money to exorcism the demons inside them, whereas trannies pay money to resemble the demons inside them. Imagine if Scientologists spent all their money on plastic surgery to look like the thetans occupying their body. If you said &amp;quot;but then they would look like [[John Travolta]],&amp;quot; you&#039;d be correct.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Much like the Scientology cult, trannydom cultists can advance higher and higher up the Batshit Insane Scale by paying more and more money to unlock stupid shit. Scientologists pay for more expensive ramblings of a bad scifi author sold by amoral scammers, whereas trannies pay for more expensive plastic surgeries sold by amoral scammers. If you refuse to use a tranny&#039;s snowflake pronouns or don&#039;t call a tranny by their thetan name, this is apparently a &amp;quot;hate crime&amp;quot; known as &amp;quot;misgendering&amp;quot;, even though Mother Nature would have been the one who &amp;quot;misgendered&amp;quot; these idiotic sexual deviants. Instead of suing Mother Nature for perpetuating the original hate crime, trannies in [[Amerifat]] like Gavin Grimm sue school districts because their parents wouldn&#039;t stop feeding their fatass. Can you imagine what it would be like to never be allowed to use a school restroom your entire life? Neither can Gavin Grimm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For a tranny to use the same restroom they used for the first half of their life is [[Hahaha no|discrimination]]. In fact, it&#039;s [[No|exactly]] like [[black]]s having to use separate water fountains which you would think would make for shorter lines but [[STFU|shut the fuck up]]. When trannies were in elementary school and told that boys use the boys&#039; room and girls use the girls&#039; room, this was obviously brainwashing, just like saying boys have a [[penis]] and girls have a [[vagina]], and the reason trannies didn&#039;t raise their hand and correct their teacher is because they didn&#039;t know any better. [[Sarcasm|Now they do]]. The people who put signs on multiple occupancy bathrooms are obviously hatemongers. This is related to [[feminist]]s objecting to signs with pictograms of women wearing dresses, although a [[MTF]] tranny is much more happy wearing a dress than a feminist ever would be. Basically, where a human pisses depends on their willingness to wear a dress. So we can blame the [[Scottish]] for starting this tranny bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==How To Tell If a Tranny is Lying==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mrgarrison.jpg|thumb|Mrs Garrison, a perfect example of a &amp;quot;lesbian tranny&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
Are they speaking? Suppose there is one man who claims to be a woman and really believes it because he is delusional, and another man who claims to be a woman and is consciously lying. How can you tell the difference? You can&#039;t. That&#039;s the point. A tranny&#039;s claims or motives can never be questioned, which is a huge advantage. This situation where truth and falsity are indistinguishable is extremely advantageous for anyone seeking any sort of credibility or respect. Simply claim to be the other sex, play the distraught victim, and label skeptics as hatemongers. Trannies believe nobody would ever lie about being transgender, because they view being transgender as a terrible affliction. And trannies who transition to transsexuals might claim nobody would ever undergo radical plastic surgery to present a false image to the world, but that&#039;s the whole point of plastic surgery.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Trannies are naturally truthful people, that&#039;s how they can lie to everyone around them for so long. So when a tranny speaks, you can know they are telling the truth. To display any skepticism towards trannies is to be labeled a [[transphobia|transphobic]] intolerant monster who deserves to have their entire livelihood destroyed. Even suggesting they take a lie detector test (or get a second opinion) will get you labeled a bigot. Skeptics are labeled bigots and doubt is labeled hatred. Often, these truthful MTF trannies will claim to be female &#039;&#039;and&#039;&#039; a lesbian. To question [[sex|their motives]] and [[implying|imply]] that they are doing it to get laid by [[Hot or Not|hot hot]] feminists is to speak with the tongue of the troll.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Each tranny speaks for all trannies. If you doubt one tranny&#039;s claims, then you must universally hate all trannies. And the proof of your hatred (not skepticism or doubt) is that you use the word &amp;quot;tranny.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==What do Trannies Prefer to be Called?==&lt;br /&gt;
It doesn&#039;t matter. Any new politically correct term will eventually be stigmatized anyway. It&#039;s a lose-lose situation. But suppose you start calling each tranny by their preferred first name, and preferred [[personal pronouns]], and preferred group identity. Their righteous indignation is always waiting to strike. Without becoming transgender yourself, you are always at the mercy of being labeled a hatemonger. If you are not one of them, they will say you cannot say anything about the subject. So trannies can only be destroyed from the inside, usually by hormone supplements or a plastic surgeon, or by new converts. To safely criticize trannies, you must become one (which is as easy as saying you are one). This is a major way trannies recruit normals. Being &amp;quot;transgender&amp;quot; is entirely based on the honor system (aka &amp;quot;trust system&amp;quot; for Britbongs). However, trannies can always disown any tranny critic and claim any critic is not a true tranny. So trannydom remains impregnable (except for that [[Thomas Beatie|pregnant woman with a mustache]]). Post-op trannies feel tranny-superior and like to set themselves up as tranny gurus, then the real freaks can keep out the fake freaks and false flag trannies. Disbelieving any tranny&#039;s claims is a hate crime against all trannies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Persecution==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Proud cisphobe.png|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
Although regular trannies are generally tolerated, fat trannies for some reason have endured huge amounts of [[Truth|government sponsored, public supported]] discrimination on a level not seen since [[Niggers|segregation]]. [[Wikipedia:Trans_fats#Public_response_and_regulation|In multiple countries and local municipalities trannies are well regulated.]] In [[New York City]] for instance, fat trannies are not allowed in nearly all restaurants. Perhaps this is an attempt to make them skinnier. Nevertheless, the silence that has greeted this mass destruction of human rights has been greatly concerning- to them. Nobody else really gives a damn.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Standard [[Pussy|bleeder]] organizations like the UN and the World Health Organization have not yet spoken out against this &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;grievous&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; understandable persecution.&lt;br /&gt;
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More recently, much drama and lulz were created by Trump publicly telling trannies to GTFO the military, thus leaving him to sit back and laugh as he controls the news cycle for another week, the media scrambling to pick up the pieces before it&#039;s too late and he&#039;s at it again. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Self-destruction==&lt;br /&gt;
Trannydom is self-destructive, that&#039;s why trannydom and suicide go hand in hand. Trannies not only destroy LGB myths, but also their own genitals, and often their own lives. Trannydom will eventually destroy itself. Some argue that&#039;s the entire goal of trannydom: to destroy your old self and transform into a new self. But trannies lack patience and jump the gun on the whole reincarnation thing. And altering outward appearances can&#039;t change who you are inside.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Transgender acceptance&amp;quot; is an oxymoron. Trannydom is a rejection of one&#039;s body. So in order to accept trannies, one must also reject their bodies. It is those who hate and despise pre-op trannies who are truly on the tranny&#039;s side. &amp;quot;Your body disgusts me too.&amp;quot; From a pre-op tranny&#039;s point of view, there is nothing worse than someone who loves them how they are without any artificial accoutrement. Since pre-op trannies hate their bodies, they need other people to hate their bodies too. After surgery, a tranny can gather more people who hate their bodies just as much as they once did. If there is no one left to loathe their body, a tranny dies. This explains the prevalence of post-op tranny suicide: once they stop hating their body, they had no more reason to live. If surgery fails to destroy their old self, suicide is always another option to finish the job the surgeon started.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Things Tranny&#039;s Listen To ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Cock shitting.jpg|This female to male transexual is currently suing her (his?) doctor for sewing his (her?) new cock on backwards.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Trans-Dimensional_Cipher-Sexual.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transexual_Snowflake_Syndrome.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Brianna_Wu_Joker.png|The clowns are taking control&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_Duck_Tales.png&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Genderchart.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Degenerate.jpg|Fucking degenerates.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lethimin.jpg|Let him in!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Tumbr_Universe_Comic.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Insane_Gender_Chart.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_Retardation_1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Trannieswhowouldwin.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Mangiftcard.jpg|The ideal gift for any MTF tranny.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Followyourfaggots.png|Follow your fellow faggots.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Vaginaman.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:45 percent of Transexual Suicide.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Trap GF vs CIS GF.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Restroom_She.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Degenercy_stopped.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_16.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_17.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_-_18.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:KillFrogUnsureDeodorant.png|A deodorant for the trannies.&lt;br /&gt;
File:HauptsacheArschlochFotzeistegal.jpg|Most men who fuck Trannies claim that they are [[not gay]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Troon.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Memes are transgender.png|thumb|right|Is transgenderism a meme?]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Paloma faith gender neutral child.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Some trannies have a head start in life]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Assigned Male]] - (In)famous tranny liberal comic.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[John Money]] - Creator of the modern troon&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aiden Hale]] - When trannies got radicalized that they actually commit [[an hero]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Catfish]] - What most trannies have to do to get a relationship.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[CyberDemon531]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dani_Willow]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Disorders]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dorian Thorn]] - cut his dick off for attention.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Feminism]] - Sometimes trannies clashes with [[feminazis]], debating are transwoman &#039;&#039;really&#039;&#039; woman or not.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]] - An attempt by trannies to [[outrage Culture|cancel]] that [[Harry Potter]] game, and anyone else who plays it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jerry Springer]] - Common guests to embarrass their love ones in public television.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JROCK]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Keffals]] - Mortal enemy of [[Kiwifarms]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Michael Jackson]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mpreg]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[NotJustBikes]] - experiences a great amount of guilt for his &amp;quot;straight, white, cisgendered, male&amp;quot; privilege, yet thinks he&#039;s superior for being a multi-billionaire and proudly shows off about hating poor people, [[Jooz]] and [[curry nigger]]s. What a [[hypocrite]]!&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Otherkin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pedophilia]] - The drag queen story hour thing, and the fact that they want to teach kids about gender explains it all.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Personal Pronouns]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pregnophile]] - Explains one possible origin of transsexuality/transgenderism&lt;br /&gt;
* [[RationalWiki]] - these shitheads masturbate to transgender political propaganda and have sex in front of churches they burn down for fun&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Transgender Day of Remembrance]] - Some people love these monsters.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Transnigger]] - People who think they were born the wrong race. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Transphobia]] - Normal people.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Transtrender]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tumblr]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[You Will Never Be A Woman]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Types of trannies===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Crossdresser]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dickgirl]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[FTM]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[MTF]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trap]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.tranzwear.net/store.php/TranZwear/ct159601/for_parents_of_ftm_childrenteens Sick fuck trannies selling little dildos to little girls] - Sooooo [[liberalism|progressive]]. This is a sign that society is advancing and becoming more tolerant and inclusive.&lt;br /&gt;
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===4chan===&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://archive.fo/Y0PoN Trap Thread #1] -The first epic trap thread.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://archive.fo/W3Za2 Trap Thread #2] -The second epic trap thread.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://archive.fo/ACaJX Trap Thread #3] - The third epic trap thread.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-red-light-district/201411/link-between-autism-and-gender-dysphoria Study linking autism and trannyism.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://archive.fo/RpsTC Study linking general batshit insanity and trannyism.]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;No Kings&#039;&#039;&#039; is a protest &amp;quot;movement&amp;quot; against USA President Donald Trump, which was ironically founded by smug libs who call each other King and Queen. The #NoKings™ protests were intentionally designed to be as compliant and non-disruptive as possible, as if skeeting around some stupid hashtag around on [[Bluesky]] is effective at fighting fascism. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Even the communists on [[Reddit|reddit&#039;s]] r/shitliberalssay made fun of the &amp;quot;No Kings&amp;quot; idiots. As expected, most of the protesters are [[NotJustBikes|rich, white, age 60+ SUV-driving McMansion-owning suburbanites]] who spend every hour on social media sucking the cocks of California&#039;s current  Governor, Gavin Newsom  as well as and [[Joe Walsh]]. These are the type of imbciles who watch [[MSNBC]] religiously, hate [[poor]] people, still won&#039;t STFU about &amp;quot;[[Holocaust|January 6th]]&amp;quot; 5 years after the fact. The protesters  don&#039;t give a fuck about [[niggers|minorities]] or [[spics|foreigners]], express frustration at the stupid [[Walmart|service workers]] from the [[Central America|turd-world]] who [[illiterate|can&#039;t speak English]], and gladly supported ICE raids when [[Biden]] was president, support [[Israel]], embrace [[Randal O&#039;Toole|NIMBYism]], and support [[Slavery|tough-on-crime]] mass incarceration bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.nokings.org No Kings website]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sj}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Politics}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Trump}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:2025]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=No_Kings&amp;diff=1936972</id>
		<title>No Kings</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=No_Kings&amp;diff=1936972"/>
		<updated>2025-11-13T22:49:16Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;No Kings&#039;&#039;&#039; is a protest &amp;quot;movement&amp;quot; against USA President Donald Trump, which was ironically founded by smug libs who use terms like King and Queen unironically. The #NoKings™ protests were intentionally designed to be as compliant and non-disruptive as possible, as if skeeting around some stupid hashtag around on [[Bluesky]] is effective at fighting fascism. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Even the communists on [[Reddit|reddit&#039;s]] r/shitliberalssay made fun of the &amp;quot;No Kings&amp;quot; idiots. As expected, most of the protesters are [[NotJustBikes|rich, white, age 60+ SUV-driving McMansion-owning suburbanites]] who spend every hour on social media sucking the cocks of California&#039;s current  Governor, Gavin Newsom  as well as and [[Joe Walsh]]. These are the type of imbciles who watch [[MSNBC]] religiously, hate [[poor]] people, still won&#039;t STFU about &amp;quot;[[Holocaust|January 6th]]&amp;quot; 5 years after the fact. The protesters  don&#039;t give a fuck about [[niggers|minorities]] or [[spics|foreigners]], express frustration at the stupid [[Walmart|service workers]] from the [[Central America|turd-world]] who [[illiterate|can&#039;t speak English]], and gladly supported ICE raids when [[Biden]] was president, support [[Israel]], embrace [[Randal O&#039;Toole|NIMBYism]], and support [[Slavery|tough-on-crime]] mass incarceration bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.nokings.org No Kings website]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:2025]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Politics]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=No_Kings&amp;diff=1936971</id>
		<title>No Kings</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=No_Kings&amp;diff=1936971"/>
		<updated>2025-11-13T22:36:14Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;No Kings&#039;&#039;&#039; is a protest &amp;quot;movement&amp;quot; against USA President Donald Trump, which was ironically founded by smug liberal extremists. The #NoKings™ protests were intentionally designed to be as compliant and non-disruptive as possible, as if skeeting around some stupid hashtag around on [[Bluesky]] is effective at fighting fascism. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Even the communists on [[Reddit|reddit&#039;s]] r/shitliberalssay made fun of the &amp;quot;No Kings&amp;quot; idiots. As expected, most of the protesters are [[NotJustBikes|rich, white, age 60+ SUV-driving McMansion-owning suburbanites]] who spend every hour on social media sucking the cocks of California&#039;s current  Governor, Gavin Newsom  as well as and [[Joe Walsh]]. These are the type of imbciles who watch [[MSNBC]] religiously, hate [[poor]] people, still won&#039;t STFU about &amp;quot;[[Holocaust|January 6th]]&amp;quot; 5 years after the fact. The protesters  don&#039;t give a fuck about [[niggers|minorities]] or [[spics|foreigners]], express frustration at the stupid [[Walmart|service workers]] from the [[Central America|turd-world]] who [[illiterate|can&#039;t speak English]], and gladly supported ICE raids when [[Biden]] was president, support [[Israel]], embrace [[Randal O&#039;Toole|NIMBYism]], and support [[Slavery|tough-on-crime]] mass incarceration bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.nokings.org No Kings website]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:2025]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Politics]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Charlie_Kirk&amp;diff=1935801</id>
		<title>Charlie Kirk</title>
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		<updated>2025-10-23T02:22:42Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Conspiracy}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Achtung|POLITICAL VIOLENCE}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{withjews|you lose (your life)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:white;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|I think it&#039;s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.|Charlie Kirk, meaning everyone except for himself&lt;br /&gt;
|Counting or not counting gang violence?|Charlie Kirk&#039;s last words before getting shot}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CharlieKirk-keepSuckin.png|300px|right|thumb|give me head &#039;til i&#039;m dead]]&lt;br /&gt;
Following a mysterious series of deaths among candidates of [[Germany]]&#039;s far-right [[AfD]] party, &#039;&#039;&#039;Charles James Kirk&#039;&#039;&#039; of Turning Point USA, a [[conservative]] political commentator and [[Israel|MIGA]] shill with the most [[boring|moderate and mainstream]] opinions evar, got sniped in the neck at a political rally on September 10th, [[2025]], where he died under a banner that read &amp;quot;[[irony|prove me wrong]]&amp;quot; immediately after talking about gun violence. He was friends with [[Trump]] and [[Israel]], [[Sarcasm|two entities that can be trusted to treat their friends nicely]].  He also needed to debate college slackers since an actual expert would have pwned him in 0.02s flat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chances are he was killed by Israel, if this guy has anything to say about it:&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CharlieKirk-betrayal.jpg|400px|center|thumb|uh oh goy figured it out]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is highly likely that Charlie is currently in [[Hell]], [[Orgy|befriending]] people such as [[Charlotte Fosgate]] and [[George Floyd]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{center|{{frame|{{fv|CharlieKirk-Videos|margin: auto; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:CharlieKirk-imDead.mp4|640px|center]]Here&#039;s the video you wanted to see&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:CharlieKirk-shotVideoWorldStar.mp4|640px|center]]jk here it really is&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Assassination of Charlie Kirk.mp4|640px|center]]another angle cuz why not&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:CharlieKirkFortnite.mp4|640px|center]]Fortnite&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Tyler Robinson&#039;s Mom&#039;s Facebook.mp4|640px|center]]The shooter&#039;s mom&#039;s entire Facebook&lt;br /&gt;
}}|color=#ffffff|border=#201f3a|background=#201f3a}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=={{glow|Tyler Robinson}}==&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Born&#039;&#039;&#039;|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Minibosses: Killed 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|Hell nah}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|FPS, Single player}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|Crime of passion • [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}&#039;&#039;&#039; is the man at large for this crime who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation has been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether team red or team blue should be blamed for this as if both sides aren&#039;t full of hypocrites and violent buffoons. In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking MAGA Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of alt-right [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for “not being right-wing” enough. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate ([[Powerword]]: Lance Twiggs) and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tyler Robinson’s gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the long chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Shortly after, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[wikipedia:Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], TX.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The FBI released 2 screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him. Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Knot shot.png|thumb|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what&#039;s this?]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Hey fascists! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]&lt;br /&gt;
* If you read this, you are gay lmao&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &amp;quot;OwO what&#039;s this?&amp;quot; being the one to strike his neck]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Frame|&lt;br /&gt;
{{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;mER1XgSTBiI&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hear the governor say &amp;quot;notices bulge&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;CTC0tjrA78c&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Former classmate describes him as a &amp;quot;[[Reddit]] kid&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|border=#201f3a|background=red}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Graded Score===&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own instead.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Plus -5 for being cringe.{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|Source}}|71|C|OwO what&#039;s this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WantedLevel|4}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Known Accounts===&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Baleeted&#039;&#039;&#039; {{archive|wdlNc}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
{{cg|Gallery|CharlieKirk-Gallery|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;6&amp;quot;&amp;gt; &amp;lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &amp;quot;break&amp;quot; the gallery --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:CharlieKirk-2ndAmendment.jpg|Oops, I guess Charlie died for the greater good&lt;br /&gt;
File:CharlieKirk-cool.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:CharlieKirk-morowind.jpg|Reload save file&lt;br /&gt;
File:CharlieKirk-hexCast.png|It was witches all along&lt;br /&gt;
File:CharlieKirk-youDontLikeIsrael.jpg|cirtified [[Cockmongler]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Charlie_Kirk_is_butthead.png&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;6&amp;quot;&amp;gt; &amp;lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:CharlieKirk-friends4eva.png|Mommy says you&#039;re safe now, In a beautiful place called Heaven&lt;br /&gt;
File:CharlieKirk-bidenOutlivedHim.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:CharlieKirk-wasWere.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:CharlieKirk-bigHead.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:CharlieKirk-inIsrael.jpg|[[irony|He kissed the wall so that the Jew would not face him against it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Kirkjak.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:MeatCanyon Charlie.jpg|What the [[twink|shooter]] saw before pulling the trigger&lt;br /&gt;
File:PragerU Kirk meme.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Charlie_Kirk_face_shrinkage.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Charliekirkchudmeme.png|A [[chud]]&#039;s perspective of the events.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Charliekirkgeorgefloyd.png&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Charlie Kirk jokes==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:white;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|It will be weird for Tyler Robinson’s father to get the $100,000 FBI reward.|&lt;br /&gt;
|Did you hear about Charlie Kirk?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;He finally lost teh Gun Control Debate.|&lt;br /&gt;
|What’s Charlie Kirk’s favorite exercise?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Jumping to conclusions.|&lt;br /&gt;
|If you ever find yourself doing a Q&amp;amp;A at an American University,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Do NOT say, “Let’s have a quickfire round.”|&lt;br /&gt;
|Why doesn’t Charlie Kirk need GPS?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;He always finds the far right.|&lt;br /&gt;
|The difference between Charlie Kirk and Charlie Kirk jokes…&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;…is that the jokes can get old.|&lt;br /&gt;
|Charlie Kirk adopts pronouns was/were in bold new identity shift.|&lt;br /&gt;
|Maybe Charlie Kirk should have disabled big head mode..&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;…before going into a PVP zone.|&lt;br /&gt;
|I suppose to stop those Epstein files from being released,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Somebody had to put their neck on the line.|&lt;br /&gt;
|Turn and Point USA.|&lt;br /&gt;
|They’re making a movie about the life of Charlie Kirk.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;The Israelis have offered to shoot it.|&lt;br /&gt;
|“The right to bear arms is totally worth the price we have to pay for freedom,” said Charlie Kirk.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;“F*cking right on, bro,” said Tranny student.|&lt;br /&gt;
|If only Charlie Kirk had been packing, he could’ve defended himself against that sniper sh*t.|&lt;br /&gt;
|Charles James Kirk was an American conservative political activist.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;But in the end, he leaned a little left.|&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Attempted assassination of Donald Trump|Donald Trump, attempted assassination of]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nick Fuentes]] - [[almost raped|almost assassinated]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Steven Crowder|Steven &amp;quot;Change My Mind&amp;quot; Crowder]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Wikilink|Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Wikilink|Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk|TOW coverage of the shooting}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/379641/just-now-charlie-kirk-dead-in|WPD coverage}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Kf|228208|KF coverage}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Kf|228263|Aftermath coverage}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{EDF|t|charlie-kirk-shot-by-liberal.4972/|EDF6 coverage}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Sw|Avenging_of_Charlie_Kirk|Soyjak Wiki coverage}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Yt|@|RealCharlieKirk}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{twitter|charliekirk11}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{instagram|charliekirk1776}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{facebook|realCharlieKirk}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Truth}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Altright}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Gun control}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Politics}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:2025]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Charlie_Kirk&amp;diff=1935800</id>
		<title>Charlie Kirk</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Charlie_Kirk&amp;diff=1935800"/>
		<updated>2025-10-23T02:21:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Conspiracy}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Achtung|POLITICAL VIOLENCE}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{withjews|you lose (your life)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:white;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|I think it&#039;s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.|Charlie Kirk, meaning everyone except for himself&lt;br /&gt;
|Counting or not counting gang violence?|Charlie Kirk&#039;s last words before getting shot}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CharlieKirk-keepSuckin.png|300px|right|thumb|give me head &#039;til i&#039;m dead]]&lt;br /&gt;
Following a mysterious series of deaths among candidates of [[Germany]]&#039;s far-right [[AfD]] party, &#039;&#039;&#039;Charles James Kirk&#039;&#039;&#039; of Turning Point USA, a [[conservative]] political commentator and [[Israel|MIGA]] shill with the most [[boring|moderate and mainstream]] opinions evar, got sniped in the neck at a political rally on September 10th, [[2025]], where he died under a banner that read &amp;quot;[[irony|prove me wrong]]&amp;quot; immediately after talking about gun violence. He was friends with [[Trump]] and [[Israel]], [[Sarcasm|two entities that can be trusted to treat their friends nicely]].  He also needed to debate college slackers since an actual expert would have owned him in 0.02s flat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chances are he was killed by Israel, if this guy has anything to say about it:&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CharlieKirk-betrayal.jpg|400px|center|thumb|uh oh goy figured it out]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is highly likely that Charlie is currently in [[Hell]], [[Orgy|befriending]] people such as [[Charlotte Fosgate]] and [[George Floyd]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{center|{{frame|{{fv|CharlieKirk-Videos|margin: auto; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;|font-weight: bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:CharlieKirk-imDead.mp4|640px|center]]Here&#039;s the video you wanted to see&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:CharlieKirk-shotVideoWorldStar.mp4|640px|center]]jk here it really is&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Assassination of Charlie Kirk.mp4|640px|center]]another angle cuz why not&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:CharlieKirkFortnite.mp4|640px|center]]Fortnite&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Tyler Robinson&#039;s Mom&#039;s Facebook.mp4|640px|center]]The shooter&#039;s mom&#039;s entire Facebook&lt;br /&gt;
}}|color=#ffffff|border=#201f3a|background=#201f3a}}}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=={{glow|Tyler Robinson}}==&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Tyler Robinson portrait.png|300px]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;{{glow|Tyler Robinson}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Born&#039;&#039;&#039;|April 16, 2003 ({{age|2003|4|16}} years old)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Nationality:&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Utah|Deseret]]&amp;amp;nbsp;&amp;amp;nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[high score|Highscore]]&#039;&#039;&#039;|Minibosses: Killed 1}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Top 50?&#039;&#039;&#039;|Hell nah}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Style&#039;&#039;&#039;|FPS, Single player}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;[[An Hero]]?&#039;&#039;&#039;|No}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Motive&#039;&#039;&#039;|Crime of passion • [[Liberal Butthurt Syndrome]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;{{glow|Tyler James Robinson}}&#039;&#039;&#039; is the man at large for this crime who became a slightly more successful version of [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]]. Initially, his political affiliation has been heavily debated by [[Republican|Conservaturds]] and [[Democrat|Democraps]] bitching about whether team red or team blue should be blamed for this as if both sides aren&#039;t full of hypocrites and violent buffoons. In typical fashion, libtards tried to blame even this, despite the rising mountain of evidence against it, on fucking MAGA Republicans with the baseless and contrived claim that Tyler was some kind of alt-right [[groyper]] who killed Kirk for “not being right-wing” enough. With our current foresight, we can determine that he simply threw his life away to impress his tranny roommate ([[Powerword]]: Lance Twiggs) and was fighting against the vitriolic hateful rhetoric that frothed out of Charlie Kirk’s mouth, because nothing says fighting hatred like killing somebody out of hatred. As if to prove their point, dem librels began ravenously celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death whilst trying to [[Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply|memory-hole]] any of Tyler’s connections to left-wing ideas, thus leading to a campaign that doxed hundreds of these insane pinkos and got them fired from their jobs.&lt;br /&gt;
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Tyler Robinson’s gameplay style has strong parallels to [[Luigi Mangione]], although unlike him who was praised by just about everyone, Robinson was villainized by just about everyone including the pinkos he wanted to impress. As if being America’s public enemy #1 wasn’t bad enough, he was also exposed for playing gay [[furry]] [[Visual Novel|games]] with his roommate. Speaking of whom, definitely showed his compassion for Tyler’s heroic adventurism by immediately collaborating with the FBI against him and taking the time to play [[Silksong]] while Tyler’s legal situation unfolded.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the long chain of American mass shooters, Tyler Robinson was immediately succeeded by [[Desmond Holly]], who shot up his school before killing himself literally just four minutes after this shooting. Shortly after, on September 24th, Tyler even had [[wikipedia:Joshua Jahn|his first copycat shooter]] who went amok with a sniper rifle at an ICE facility in [[Dallas]], TX.&lt;br /&gt;
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The FBI released 2 screenshots of the shooter and asked for the public to help identify him. Robinson was turned into the authorities by his own family. &lt;br /&gt;
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Tyler Robinson CCTV.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Tyler Robinson CCTV 2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Knot shot.png|thumb|Charlie Kirk was [[yiff]]ed in the neck by a {{hover|knot|PRO TIP: knot is furry slang for PENIS.}} shot.|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Tyler lernz to internet.jpg|How it began.|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
Just like the other [[Robin Westman|Robin]] before him, he wrote some incredibly [[forced memes|unfunny memes]] on his gun—or bullet casings anyways—of the like only a chronically online retard would have the gall to think could be funny. There were four bullets with the engravings on each of them spelling:&lt;br /&gt;
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* *notices bulges* [[OwO whats this..?|OwO what&#039;s this?]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Hey fascists! Catch! [[Konami#The Konami Code|↑→↓↓↓]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[antifa|O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao]]&lt;br /&gt;
* If you read this, you are gay lmao&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Lolwut|With the one engraved with &amp;quot;OwO what&#039;s this?&amp;quot; being the one to strike his neck]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Frame|&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;hLhhyJbsi1w&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;—Hold up. Guys, I think I know who the shooter was.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;mER1XgSTBiI&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Hear the governor say &amp;quot;notices bulge&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;CTC0tjrA78c&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Former classmate describes him as a &amp;quot;[[Reddit]] kid&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Graded Score===&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:Killer bean bullet casing.png|thumb|The next mass shooter will be casing their own instead.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{GradedScore|1|More successful than [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]].|20|Clown down.|20|Just like [[JFK]].|20|Got more attention than school shootings.|20|Almost got away with it too...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;-5 points for the forced memes though.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Plus -5 for being cringe.{{twitter|JesseBWatters/status/1967758643346211110|Source}}|71|C|OwO what&#039;s this? A Thomas Matthew Crooks wannabe?}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WantedLevel|4}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Known Accounts===&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Discord|u|zealous_monkey_55095}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Steam|76561198159427286|Craftin}}&lt;br /&gt;
*{{Furaffinity|craftin|Craftin}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://account.venmo.com/u/craftin247 Craftin247] - Venmo account&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;{{Reddituser|Craftin248|Craftin248}}&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Baleeted&#039;&#039;&#039; {{archive|wdlNc}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.seaofthieves.com/community/forums/user/craftin248 Craftin248] - Sea of Thieves account (login required)&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/eu/hyjal/bobbafet/ Bobbafet] - [[World of Warcraft]] account&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://namemc.com/profile/Craftin247.1 Craftin247] - [[Minecraft]] account&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
{{cg|Gallery|CharlieKirk-Gallery|center|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;6&amp;quot;&amp;gt; &amp;lt;!-- six images on the dot, if you add more than six it will &amp;quot;break&amp;quot; the gallery --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:CharlieKirk-2ndAmendment.jpg|Oops, I guess Charlie died for the greater good&lt;br /&gt;
File:CharlieKirk-cool.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:CharlieKirk-morowind.jpg|Reload save file&lt;br /&gt;
File:CharlieKirk-hexCast.png|It was witches all along&lt;br /&gt;
File:CharlieKirk-youDontLikeIsrael.jpg|cirtified [[Cockmongler]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Charlie_Kirk_is_butthead.png&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;6&amp;quot;&amp;gt; &amp;lt;!-- add new images below here OR move images below this line if necessary --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:CharlieKirk-friends4eva.png|Mommy says you&#039;re safe now, In a beautiful place called Heaven&lt;br /&gt;
File:CharlieKirk-bidenOutlivedHim.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:CharlieKirk-wasWere.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:CharlieKirk-bigHead.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:CharlieKirk-inIsrael.jpg|[[irony|He kissed the wall so that the Jew would not face him against it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Kirkjak.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:MeatCanyon Charlie.jpg|What the [[twink|shooter]] saw before pulling the trigger&lt;br /&gt;
File:PragerU Kirk meme.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Charlie_Kirk_face_shrinkage.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:FortniteRankedAssassins.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Charliekirkchudmeme.png|A [[chud]]&#039;s perspective of the events.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Charliekirkgeorgefloyd.png&lt;br /&gt;
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==Charlie Kirk jokes==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Morphquote|mq1|{{roundy|.9em}}background-color:white;border:white;margin:0 auto 1em auto;|font-weight:bold;&lt;br /&gt;
|It will be weird for Tyler Robinson’s father to get the $100,000 FBI reward.|&lt;br /&gt;
|Did you hear about Charlie Kirk?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;He finally lost teh Gun Control Debate.|&lt;br /&gt;
|What’s Charlie Kirk’s favorite exercise?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Jumping to conclusions.|&lt;br /&gt;
|If you ever find yourself doing a Q&amp;amp;A at an American University,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Do NOT say, “Let’s have a quickfire round.”|&lt;br /&gt;
|Why doesn’t Charlie Kirk need GPS?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;He always finds the far right.|&lt;br /&gt;
|The difference between Charlie Kirk and Charlie Kirk jokes…&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;…is that the jokes can get old.|&lt;br /&gt;
|Charlie Kirk adopts pronouns was/were in bold new identity shift.|&lt;br /&gt;
|Maybe Charlie Kirk should have disabled big head mode..&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;…before going into a PVP zone.|&lt;br /&gt;
|I suppose to stop those Epstein files from being released,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Somebody had to put their neck on the line.|&lt;br /&gt;
|Turn and Point USA.|&lt;br /&gt;
|They’re making a movie about the life of Charlie Kirk.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;The Israelis have offered to shoot it.|&lt;br /&gt;
|“The right to bear arms is totally worth the price we have to pay for freedom,” said Charlie Kirk.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;“F*cking right on, bro,” said Tranny student.|&lt;br /&gt;
|If only Charlie Kirk had been packing, he could’ve defended himself against that sniper sh*t.|&lt;br /&gt;
|Charles James Kirk was an American conservative political activist.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;But in the end, he leaned a little left.|&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Attempted assassination of Donald Trump|Donald Trump, attempted assassination of]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Nick Fuentes]] - [[almost raped|almost assassinated]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Steven Crowder|Steven &amp;quot;Change My Mind&amp;quot; Crowder]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Richard Dawkins</title>
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{{breakingnews|[https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/feb/12/richard-dawkins-has-stroke-on-eve-of-australia-and-new-zealand-tour Dawkins suffered a stroke; pray for his speedy recovery!]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:atheistfanatics.gif|thumb|400px|[[X? In my Y?|It&#039;s moar likely than you think]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Richard Dawkins&#039;&#039;&#039;{{atheist}} is [[the man]] [[TheAmazingAtheist|neck-bearded]] [[atheist]] [[Randroid|pricks]] jerk off to, and is a tea-drinking Brit as well as a [[Britfag|typical Englishman]] born in [[Weegee|Nairobi]], [[Kenya]], who reconverted to [[Anglicanism]] and has been married three times and has a daughter, Juliet, from his second wife, Eve Barham, who died of [[cancer|kanser]]. He is now married to a somewhat famous British movie actress, Lalla Ward (that chick from [[Doctor Who]] who slept with Tom Baker), whom he doesn&#039;t talk much about, despite having written an article against sexual jealousy and in favor of promiscuity on the website of the Washington Compost. In fact, he has had lahts of secks with Ward, but he is so sexually jealous that he has [[bullshit|never]] uploaded a video of his sex acts to YouPorn.&lt;br /&gt;
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In doing this, Dawkins has made sure that [[you]] get depicted as an idiot who doesn&#039;t read biology textbooks, and who, two centuries after the birth of modern geology and evolutionary biology, doesn&#039;t have a clue about [[Scientology|evolution]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Dawkins is now [[some argue|consider]]ed a B-list [[celebrity]] who invented the [[Irony|pseudoscience]] of &#039;memetics&#039;, a theory of cultural transition that not only relied on no known physical mechanism but was unfalsifiable. &amp;quot;Memetics&amp;quot; found its cultural level when it was embraced by the internet to become the act of multiplying unoriginality by cat photographs to produce [[meme|Meming.]] Serious science coughed politely and moved on. In terms of a scientific legacy, this is like Charles Darwin being remembered for inventing the bumper-sticker. &lt;br /&gt;
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Dawks became [[an hero]] to hippy [[fanboy]]s for telling the [[Religion|religious]] that they were all ignorant [[retard|&#039;tards.]] Dawkins&#039; [[Terrorist|militant]] attitude, monotone emotionless visage, and relentless [[Advertising|self-promotion]] cause [[Idiot|some people]] to view him as the [[Osama bin Laden]] of [[Atheist|atheism]], but these people are [[Emo|butthurt]] because his English accent makes his voice [[gay|hypnotic.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2010, his charity (the modestly-named Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science) made $1m, gave away half of that to two charities, and the other half simply disappeared on &amp;quot;operating costs&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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None (that is zero per cent) of the projects proposed by his foundation have come into existence.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, but he spent slightly less than $10k (to be precise, $9,871.00) on promoting reason and science, which was, er, the whole point of the foundation.&lt;br /&gt;
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How much money does it take to [https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WNaq29-iEAATE6RhhD91MRo6qFZIofxPxb6ulbYiJg/edit achieve nothing?]&lt;br /&gt;
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Or, if you don&#039;t care to donate to the mystery fund, you can always join Dawks&#039;s inner circle for $80 a head, which is [http://www.spectator.co.uk/features/9286682/the-bizarre-and-costly-cult-of-richard-dawkins/ more than twice as much as a televangelist charges].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Early life==&lt;br /&gt;
Not much is known of Dawkin&#039;s early life, unless you actually look up his biography (but lets face it, if anybody wanted to hear a raging atheist bitch about logic and reasoning you could&#039;ve just gone on 4chan). Dawkins was born a long ass time ago in the United Kingdom. He was an alter boy at the local church, where he was sodomized for years by the entire congregation...including his parents and a number of farm animals. It was here that his hatred of all religion stemmed from. The rest is boring and nobody really gives a shit. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:atheistnoodle.jpg|thumb|right|250px|[[Tentacle Rape|I&#039;ll bet he was . . . ]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:irrational.jpg|thumb|250px|Dawk misunderstood MLK as a child and thinks just calling your opponent irrational makes you look intelligent.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{squote|Being fondled by the Latin master in the Squash Court was a [[lulzy|disagreeable]] sensation for this [[13 year old boy|nine-year-old]], a mixture of embarrassment and [[I came|skin-crawling revulsion]], but [...] as soon as I could wriggle off his knee, I ran to tell my friends and we had a [[I TOUCHED HIS PENIS!! OMG|good laugh]], our[[Asking for it| fellowship]] enhanced by the [[circle jerk|shared experience]] of the same [[pedophile]]. I do not believe that I, or they, suffered lasting, or even temporary damage from this [[Awesome|disagreeable physical abuse of power]]. Given the [[Pope|Latin Master&#039;s]] eventual [[an hero|suicide]], [[Truth|maybe the damage was all on his side]].|[http://richardDawkins.net/article,118,Religions-Real-Child-Abuse,Richard-Dwakins Accurate quote!]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Controversy==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dawkins.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Calling all [[13 year old boys]] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:SP_screenshot.jpg|thumb|200px|[[South Park]] got it right]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Selfishmeme.jpg|thumb|right|Richard Dawkins&#039; famous book.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{squote|If you don&#039;t agree, you can fuck off. |2=[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_2xGIwQfik 2nd accurate quote!] (@2:21)&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks to his books - Dawkins has been stirring up a shitstorm both [[OL]] and [[IRL]]. Previous edits of this article were written by [[butthurt]] fundies who made [[VenomFangX]] look [[divide by zero|rational.]] Dawkins himself however is far [[lulz|lulzier]] than any theories in his books.&lt;br /&gt;
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What caused the vast majority of his fanbase to start [[BAWWW|screaming and crying]] was evidence that Dwakins had been having an affair. &lt;br /&gt;
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A certain [http://unorthodoxatheism.blogspot.com fanboy] accidentally broke a [[true]] story, naively thinking that his [[Christ|idol is above sex]]. However, once he wrote his blog he mysteriously received a not insubstantial amount of [[sperm|gift]]s for his [[Habbo]] on the condition that he [[STFU]]. Many [[Bothan spy|Bothan spies]] died while tracing back the source of these [[Fail|goods]], which turned out to be [[irony|the Richard Dwakins Foundation itself]]..&amp;lt;sup title=&amp;quot;The text in the vicinity of this tag needs citation.&amp;quot; class=&amp;quot;noprint&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;amp;#91;[[Citation needed|&#039;&#039;citation&amp;amp;nbsp;needed&#039;&#039;]]&amp;amp;#93;&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; Certain members of Dawkin&#039;s PR team, knowing the [http://www.dearcupid.org/forum/romance/785 real situation] decided that rather than being true to Dawkin&#039;s belief that [[hookers and blow|sex is good]], it would be better for his image if they just kept the whole thing on the [[Delete fucking everything|down low]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite having been bribed into silence, the fanboy writes:&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Let it be known that I still hold [[God|Richard Dwakins]] in the highest of regards and do not believe a word that the RRS said about him, and I hold the [[Rational Response Squad]] in the greatest [[butthurt|contempt]] and my removal of these posts had nothing to do with those [[homosexuality|&#039;&#039;&#039;pan troglodytic boobs&#039;&#039;&#039;]] (quite literally in the case of one of the higher-ups).&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Irony|Ironically]] most atheists laugh at Christians who say having an affair is a sin and have them anyway. Now after saying affairs are alright they piss themselves in horror when they find out Dawkins cheated on his wife. But we all know its [[Yes|awwwwright]], [[No|amirite?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Dwakins is also known for being non-theistic while also at the same time believe in [[alien|little green men]]. What do you mean they are not mutually exclusive? [[NO U|Shut up!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;A Lively Debate w/ [[Christopher Hitchens|THE HITCH]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;-t8_jOaj9e4&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Bullshit Avoidance&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;6mmskXXetcg&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Something to notice is Dawkins never fully answers what if he is wrong. Instead of a simple &amp;quot;I guess I&#039;m fucked&amp;quot; he labels her a Christian without any evidence, makes a spaghetti monster joke, changes the subject of why the student would ask such a question, goes on to mock old religions, then asks her what if she is wrong. This is common in most atheists to answer questions with mocking sarcasm than admit they&#039;re wrong.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Rational_response_squad#The_dawkins_Foundation_distancing_themselves|Read the entire article here]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://savannahred.blogspot.com/2007/12/richard-dawkins-primer-on-how-to-have.html Dawkins writes an article on how to have an affair. No tips on how to avoid being caught though.]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Talk:Richard_Dawkins|Sometimes the talk pages are funnier]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Conspiracy theory ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Conspiracy theorists argue that Dawkins is just a closet Jew trying to &#039;&#039;&#039;marketeer&#039;&#039;&#039; atheism, for the purpose of spreading [[lulz|hate and mindfuckery]] among the [[Communism|bourgeois.]] Apparently, he&#039;s too [[Shamwow|slick]] for a genuine atheist. Unlike atheists of the [[Rational Response Squad]], Dawkins exhibits [[Asspie|mediocre emotional instability]], as opposed to high emotional instability. And unlike serious atheists, [[Lie|he hasn&#039;t yet mutated into a pedo]], or [[Virginia Tech Massacre|gone on a shooting rampage]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Religion==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Dawkinsdealswithacreationist.jpg|left|thumb|Richard Dawkins politely debating the merits of religion with a theist]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Dawkins claims that all religion is [[Time Cube|STUPID AND EVIL]]. [[God]] is a delusion, [[Christianity]] is just as dumb as [[Evolution|Scientology]], angels = [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force#Mooninites|Mooninites]], et cetera. For this he is oft-labeled a [[Fundamentalist]] atheist and [[Trolling IRL|IRL troll]]. Nonetheless, [[shit nobody cares about|his books are insanely successful, and his lectures are well-attended by smarmy]] [[13-year old boys]]. Religious people, whom he calls &amp;quot;faith-heads,&amp;quot; seem to be obsessed with putting him in [[intellectual checkmate]], but it always winds up with both players just beating each other about the head with the chessboard. Dawkins produced a [[Michael Moore]]-style &amp;quot;documentary&amp;quot; called &amp;quot;[Religion:] The Root of all Evil?&amp;quot; [[Butthurt]] theologian [[Christfag|Alister McGrath]] wrote two whole books, &amp;quot;Dawkins&#039; God&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;The Dawkins Delusion,&amp;quot; devoted to tearing him down; Dawkins is now working on &amp;quot;Alister McGrath: a Rapist?&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Your Mom: a Dirty Whore?&amp;quot; in the tradition of [[Drama|respectful scholarly discourse]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Dawkinscock.jpg|thumb|&amp;quot;From a Darwinian perspective, sexual jealousy is easily understood.&amp;quot; [http://newsweek.washingtonpost.com/onfaith/richard_dawkins/2007/11/banishing_the_greeneyed_monste.html 4th accurate quote!]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Dawkins and his buddy Daniel Dennett don&#039;t like the term &amp;quot;atheist&amp;quot;, because &amp;quot;atheism is just the disgruntled noises people make in the face of religious dogmatism.&amp;quot; They prefer to use a positive and affirming term:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{squote|Those of us who subscribe to no religion; those of us whose view of the universe is natural rather than supernatural; those of us who rejoice in the real and scorn the false comfort of the unreal, we need a word of our own, a word like &amp;quot;gay&amp;quot;.|[http://books.guardian.co.uk/review/story/0,12084,981412,00.html 3rd accurate quote!]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Fanbois===&lt;br /&gt;
90% of militant [[atheist]]s on the net are raving Dwakins [[fanboys]]. Clear evidence for this can be seen in his [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=richard+dawkins entry] on [[Urban Dictionary]] (lulz are in the rejected definitions). To [[troll]] them, try politely suggesting Dwakins is maybe a &#039;&#039;little&#039;&#039; too forceful in his ideological crusade - instant rants and [[butthurt]]s will follow. The other 10% hate Dwakins as much as any [[xtian]] because he is not killing enough xtians/because they want to seem cool.&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://www.richarddawkins.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&amp;amp;t=1159| The 10% fight back.]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Atheist_Bus_Campaign_launch.jpg|right|thumb|4Dawkins [[Party Hard|Partyvan]] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[WTF]][[????]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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Simply to confuse all those stupid sheeple, Richard Dwakins has recently announced he is in fact a [[Gay|Christian]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/7136682.stm Although he is probably only saying this because he&#039;s sick of all the drama he&#039;s caused]&lt;br /&gt;
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The main reason for the sudden revelation is because if there aren&#039;t any Christians to [[LOL]] at, most of his [[atheist]] fanbois would stop sucking his dick.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Future plans==&lt;br /&gt;
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Richard Dwakins plans to be the next [[L. Ron Hubbard]] of the atheist [[cult|movement]]. The word &amp;quot;belief&amp;quot; will be outlawed and the only things that people can think about without being emotionally abused or physically attacked are that things [[Ayn Rand]] says are the ultimate truth, and cannot be questioned. Ever. This is called [[Hypnotoad|&amp;quot;Free Thought.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Lie|He does not plan on being gang banged by demon niggers while burning in Hell,]] which is ironic because that&#039;s exactly what is going to happen.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Culture===&lt;br /&gt;
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Dwakins invented a new way of looking at culture. [[Friedrich Nietzsche|His genius could pave the way for a new understanding of social phenomena!]] Trip on this bitches: have you ever thought of different cultural trends as being sort of like viruses? Like how if someone gets excited about a movie and then everyone is sort of &amp;quot;infected&amp;quot; by the &amp;quot;craze?&amp;quot; You have? &lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, Dwakins&#039; amazing new theory is based on his idea of &amp;quot;just take a biological framework and slap it onto whatever the fuck you want.&amp;quot; He calls it [[meme|memetics]]. He also invented the word [[meme]], which no one on the internet uses. [[Srsly|no srsly.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Biology===&lt;br /&gt;
In the early 2000s, Dwakins gave up on biology to become a troll. A local legend dictates that if you give Dwakins a raw onion and/or a statue of [[Gary Busey]], he will give you the key to a [[srsly|random Ford SUV.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Musical career===&lt;br /&gt;
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Richard Dwakins is including this song on his up coming album called &amp;quot;Straight Outta Oxford&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Other hits on the album is &amp;quot;Fuck Da Christians&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;La (R)Evolución&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;It&#039;s Called Abiogenesis, Cockfags&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;There is Only One God and That&#039;s Me&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Suck My Dick Ted Haggard - [[I came|Oh, Wait&amp;quot;]], &amp;quot;Top Dawk&amp;quot;, black person and &amp;quot;The Only Thing That&#039;s ID&#039;ed is My Tweed&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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The most famous part of the album is the end where he says &amp;quot;Constantly studying, locked up in the dorm because I have no friends, that&#039;s the way it goes in the University Of Oxford, [[Flavor Flav|boyyyyyy.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Proving he is a closet Jew, Dawkins teamed up with [[Jew]] DJ Steve Reich for his second album -- and in a heart-warming gesture of Jewish camaraderie, Reich [[Trolls trolling trolls|raped him hard]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Trolling]] material==&lt;br /&gt;
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After writing &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;The God Delusion&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; which sold [[over 9000|12 billion copies]], Dwakins-worship upgraded from a few pimply nerds to an entire army of [[basement-dwellers|free thinkers]]. Now he is now either [[Fellatio|adored]] or [[Rape|hated]], making him perfect [[troll]] fodder:&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Christians]]===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:DawkinsHaggard.jpg|left|thumb|Notorious [[Christian]] [[drug|crystal]] [[gay|queen]] [[Ted Haggard]] once offered to give Richard Dwakins [[AIDS]]. Dwakins rudely declined.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Dwakins only hates Christians - possibly because of the [[buttsecks|buggery]] he received as a child and is now passing on to us. He doesn&#039;t mock [[Jews]] because he&#039;s a Jew, he doesn&#039;t mock [[Islam]] because [[9/11|he lives in a very tall building]] and he doesn&#039;t mock any other religions because [[shit nobody cares about|nobody cares about them]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Remind them that Dwakins calls himself a [[hypocrite|cultural Christian]].&lt;br /&gt;
* He only became anti-religious because a priest raped him (although, as [[TheAmazingAtheist]] will tell you, [[Rimjob|&amp;quot;a penis is the least harmful thing a priest could put into a child&amp;quot;)]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Quote passages out of The God Delusion. &lt;br /&gt;
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The truth is nobody wants to think of Dawkins as being [[Scientology|religion]] - especially religious people.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Atheists]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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Trolling atheists about Dwakins is surprisingly easy because they worship him in the same manner [[Satanists]] worship [[unwarranted self-importance|themselves.]] &lt;br /&gt;
Remember, Dwakins needs his fanbois to suck his dick because it&#039;s [[Lie|too big for one man to suck:]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* It&#039;s &amp;quot;Dwakins&amp;quot; not &amp;quot;Dawkins&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* Show them this article.&lt;br /&gt;
* Point out what a [[hypocrite]] he is - prove he really used to be a [[Religion|theist]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Tell them they can&#039;t be [[Tom Cruise|free-thinkers]] if [[Law of Conformity|they all say the exact same thing he does.]] &lt;br /&gt;
* Say you&#039;ll pray for him.&lt;br /&gt;
* Mention any of the accurate quotes above.&lt;br /&gt;
* Call him as [[Fundamentalist]] as the people he hates.&lt;br /&gt;
* Say he&#039;s only trying to prove he&#039;s an atheist because he&#039;s actually a [[Christian]]. Because of his insecurities over his closet Anglicanism, he now makes sure that everyone in the world knows that he is &amp;quot;an atheist&amp;quot;, in the style of a 4chantard:&lt;br /&gt;
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 I&#039;M AN ATHEIST I&#039;M AN ATHEIST I&#039;M AN ATHEIST I&#039;M AN ATHEIST I&#039;M AN ATHEIST I&#039;M AN ATHEIST&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Since Dwakins is a world-famous troll himself, he won&#039;t mind anything [[you]] say about him, but his fans will collectively [[shit]] themselves.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; There is a way to piss off Richard Dawkins. First register on his forum, next create a thread asking why he won&#039;t debate [[William Lane Craig]], a [[Christian]] [[Faggot|Apologist]] that has pwned Mr. [[cock|Dick]] by actually studying [[philosophy|philosophy]] instead of just raging at [[Evolution|EVILOUTION]]. Watch as his fanboys rage and you are [[B&amp;amp;]] forever. Richard has made 12 excuses over the years to not debate this man.&lt;br /&gt;
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To further [[troll|irritate]] Dwaking [[13 year old boys|fanboys]], simply continue to [[an hero|bash]] his [[Jew|character]] as a [[lolwut|moralist]] and how it affects his [[gay|avocation]] for [[bullshit|atheism]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==RichardDawkinsForum.net==&lt;br /&gt;
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All of these are from his very own forum. If you want to find any, click [http://www.richarddawkins.net/forum/search.php?st=0&amp;amp;sk=t&amp;amp;sd=d&amp;amp;author_id=53 here].&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:RD1.JPG|Many people are surprised to discover and intelligent [[muslim]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:RD2.JPG|You&#039;re never too old to get involved in a [[flame war]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:RD3.JPG|Tell her your [[e-penis]] is [[over 9000]]. And you&#039;re busy [[CP|raping children]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:RD4.JPG|Don&#039;t forget to send McGrath a [[Christmas]] card&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SRSRATIONALITY.png|Yes.  They&#039;re really this stupid.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:RD5.JPG|See link below for [[lulz]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[http://www.richarddawkins.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&amp;amp;t=55296&amp;amp;p=1250565#p1250565 In this particular thread a fellow atheist suggests that his method of anti-theism is illogical and overbearing. Dwakins responds by calling him an arrogant prick.]&lt;br /&gt;
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==True intentions==&lt;br /&gt;
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Richard Dwakins has recently announced he wants to kill religion, just in case anyone thought he wasn&#039;t as much a fundamentalist as &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Osama Bin Laden]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[JEWS]]. After all, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Osama]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[JEWS]] only killed 3,000 on 9/11, but there are more than 5 billion religious. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;He says so somewhere in this video.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
No, he doesn&#039;t. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[O RLY|They just blab about how some science is pointless but are fascinating nonetheless.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Dawkins &amp;amp; Darwin==&lt;br /&gt;
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Richard Dawkin&#039;s name happens to be an anagram for &amp;quot;Rah! Darwin&#039;s Dick!&amp;quot; ([http://i39.tinypic.com/ou2vcn.jpg srsly]). In case [[you]] have not noticed he has a raging [[Penis|hard-on]] for the world&#039;s most famous evolutionist and frequently uses his theory to prove that religion is wrong and science is [[Religion| truth]].&lt;br /&gt;
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One of the most famous stories about Darwin is that he converted to [[christianity]] and renounced evolution on his deathbed - which is complete [[bullshit]], as Dwakins likes to remind everyone. [[Ironically]] however, Charles Darwin wasn&#039;t actually an [[atheist]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I have never been an atheist in the in the sense of denying the existence of a God, ... I think that generally (and more and more as I grow older), but not always, that an [[agnostic]] would be the most correct description of my [[Scientology|state of mind.]]|Darwin&#039;s letter to Asa Gray.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== Elevatorgate shit==&lt;br /&gt;
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Please be aware dear Dramatica visitor, we are not responsible for the horror you are about to witness as Rebeccunt Twatson aka [[Rebecca Watson]] actually talks to the camera and despite the video&#039;s appearance, it is not an extended version of a Goatsie-like anus entity talking despite the her undeniable anal appearance, she actually is a cunt that has mastered the art of ejecting a frothy mix of pussy farts and fecal matter at the same time to claim that an Irish legally blind skeptic man had actually made an indecent proposal by allegedly asking her to go to his room for a coffee while using an elevator. LIES! LIES! UNGODLY LIES! The man was ACTUALLY asking her to pay for his medical bills after he had been injured by Rebecunt Twatson secretions on the pub&#039;s floor. &lt;br /&gt;
The reality of the events was as follows: Rebeccunt (herein referred as &amp;quot;she&amp;quot; with an apology to the human species for misusing the pronoun for actual female human beings) the she-abomination describes her fabricated experiences in Dublin where she was actually asked to leave because of the enormous bill for the bar where she left the floors all goopy with her secretions while she pretended to talk with other legally blind skeptics. After she was finally removed from the premises a fellow legally blind skeptic limped all the way to the elevator to reach her as he had slipped and sprained his ankle with Rebeccunt Twatson frothy mix of fecal matter and vaginal secretions left on the floor while she pretended to speak at the bar, she refused to pay his medical bills and as he finally realized who he was actually talking to he yelled at her she was &amp;quot;such a cunt&amp;quot; as he wipped off frothy mix from his  face as he realized she was not a human being and did no want to pay as he yelled a second time &amp;quot;REBECCA I KNOW YOU ARE A CUNT!&amp;quot; this offended her since she normally lives in the US and people normally confuse her with a human being then she decided to charge the man with sexual harassment, unfortunately for her, Dublin authorities refused the charges because Irish police men are not legally blind and clearly told her that to press charges they needed a full woman not a talking cunt. As the legal system in Ireland does not recognize an oversized talking cunt from the US as a full woman but as just a &amp;quot;friendly alien&amp;quot; then the abominations&#039; only choice was as usual her CGI version on youtube. &lt;br /&gt;
In the youtube version below you can see the expensive CGI she payed for to make her look like a human being after the first version was flagged as a crime against humanity and two DMCA take downs by 20th century fox who initially though that the Intellectual property of the Ridley Scott&#039;s &amp;quot;Alien&amp;quot; was being misused as they thought Rebeccunt or what looked like an ungodly facehugger was talking and traumatizing the youtube audience. With the second version people with cleft palate have commented that her cleft palate mouth is too alien to even resemble theirs. The video scam successfully triggered the female audience to think that a fellow human being had indeed been proposed an UNGODLY cup of coffee/sexual intercourse as videos show below.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Backlash &amp;amp; lulz potential ===&lt;br /&gt;
Well, another TWAT joined the scam and Richard Dawkins (Twatkins) join the scam war by sending &amp;quot;Facehugger&amp;quot; Rebeccunt Twatson the following &amp;quot;shut the fuck up&amp;quot; message:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Dear Muslima&lt;br /&gt;
Stop whining, will you. Yes, yes, I know you had your genitals mutilated with a razor blade, &lt;br /&gt;
and . . . yawn . . . don&#039;t tell me yet again, I know you aren&#039;t allowed to drive a car, &lt;br /&gt;
and you can&#039;t leave the house without a male relative, and your husband is allowed &lt;br /&gt;
to beat you, and you&#039;ll be stoned to death if you commit adultery. But stop whining, &lt;br /&gt;
will you. Think of the suffering your poor American sisters have to put up with.&lt;br /&gt;
Only this week I heard of one, she calls herself Skep&amp;quot;chick&amp;quot;, and do you know what &lt;br /&gt;
happened to her? A man in a hotel elevator invited her back to his room for coffee. &lt;br /&gt;
I am not exaggerating. He really did. He invited her back to his room for coffee. &lt;br /&gt;
Of course she said no, and of course he didn&#039;t lay a finger on her, but even so . . .&lt;br /&gt;
And you, Muslima, think you have misogyny to complain about! For goodness sake grow up, &lt;br /&gt;
or at least grow a thicker skin.&lt;br /&gt;
Richard Dawkins&lt;br /&gt;
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For those of us who read that above and went &amp;quot;What the fuck are you talking about Dawkins?&amp;quot; well it is easy Dawkins told her indirectly that her indecent coffee proposition was &lt;br /&gt;
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Dawkins was a complete Twat for the following reasons:&lt;br /&gt;
*Not realizing he was talking to a human being but an oversized cunt&lt;br /&gt;
*Crimes against humanity by offending and abusing beautifully human Muslim females by COMPARING! them to &amp;quot;facehugger&amp;quot; Rebeccunt Twatson&lt;br /&gt;
*Absolute bat-shit dumbness for sending Rebeccunt an email&lt;br /&gt;
*Triple stupidity with a cherry on top by engaging into a bitch fight he was not invited to to begin with.&lt;br /&gt;
*He didn&#039;t even qualify! first of all Dawkins has no pussy and second for making a total patronizing ass of himself for everyone else&#039;s LULZ!.&lt;br /&gt;
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====RD: &amp;quot;Mild pedophilia? A-okay with me!&amp;quot;====&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;“I am very conscious that you can’t condemn people of an earlier era by the standards of ours. Just as we don’t look back at the 18th and 19th centuries and condemn people for racism in the same way as we would condemn a modern person for racism, I look back a few decades to my childhood and see things like caning, like mild paedophilia, and can’t find it in me to condemn it by the same standards as I or anyone would today.”&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://www.richarddawkins.net/news_articles/2013/9/7/the-world-according-to-richard-dawkins-the-times# Read it here.]&lt;br /&gt;
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====RD: &amp;quot;Date rape? Could be worse, love!&amp;quot;====&lt;br /&gt;
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Not happy with having been seen as a paedo-cuddler, [http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/richard-dawkins-says-date-rape-is-bad-stranger-rape-is-worse-on-twitter-9634572.html Dicky D decided to make his next ex cathedra announcement] via [[Twitter]], sending the catchy message:&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Date rape is bad. Stranger rape at knifepoint is worse. If you think that&#039;s an endorsement of date rape, [[Read a book|go away and learn how to think]].&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Because of course, date rape is never violent, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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When he got a bit of a backlash from his millions of followers over this false dichotomy, did the Simoni Professor for the Public Understanding of Science reconsider his position a little?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, he did.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Only kidding. What he actually did was tweet that his experience had proved to him that people on Twitter &amp;quot;think in absolutist terms&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Because of course, Dawkins himself could never be (GASP!) just &#039;&#039;&#039;plain fucking wrong and stupid&#039;&#039;&#039;, now, could he?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The belligerent boffin &amp;quot;parodied&amp;quot; complainants by tweeting:  &amp;quot;&#039;Stealing £1 is bad. Stealing an old lady&#039;s life savings is worse.&#039; How DARE you rank them? Stealing is stealing. You&#039;re vile, appalling.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But what if, for example, the £1 WAS the old lady&#039;s life savings and you stealing it meant she starved to death? Or what if you stole £100 from a millionaire whose wealth depended on exploited sweatshop labour? Or what if ... You get the idea. There are all sorts of reasons why Dawkins&#039;s analogy doesn&#039;t work. Shame no-one spotted this at the time, really.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Dawkins somehow gets something right for once====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/richard-dawkins-on-babies-with-down-syndrome-abort-it-and-try-again-it-would-be-immoral-to-bring-it-into-the-world-9681549.html &amp;quot;Giving birth to a mong would be immoral, so abort it&amp;quot;.] Of course, morals aren&#039;t exactly amenable to empirical analysis and have no scientific basis whatsoever, but don&#039;t let that stop you, Dicky darling.&lt;br /&gt;
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Under capitalism, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_T4 Aktion T4] + consumer choice = PROFIT.&lt;br /&gt;
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(INB4 Godwin)&lt;br /&gt;
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The Internet became outraged yet again and before you could say &amp;quot;Dawkins cock&amp;quot; the [[SJW|internet humanitarians]] swarmed the comments section telling Dawkins with what a horrible human being he was. Dawkins these days can&#039;t shut up for five minutes before he makes an ass clown of himself, proving how rational and scientific atheists are. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:D abortiontweet.png|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:D abortiontweet2.png|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
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All people on the autistic spectrum have an ability (or even enhanced ability) to contribute to society? [[Chris-chan|Really, Richard?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Aaaand just 24 hours later, Dawkins &amp;quot;apologised&amp;quot; ...by [http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/richard-dawkins-offers-half-apology-over-those-down-syndrome-comments-half-the-problem-lies-in-a-wanton-eagerness-to-misunderstand-9683917.html blaming the public for misunderstanding him].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== &amp;quot;Child abuse&amp;quot; lulz, Battle of the Cannibal Skeptics &amp;amp; feminazis on Twitter ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Several blogs picked up the bat-shit nonsense of these two throwing frothy-mix at each other and started making parodies of them then the Skeptic Jihadis of both sides started arguing &lt;br /&gt;
all over the net over who was the biggest dick of the two (Dawkins kinda won just because he has a flaccid member not a cunt) then Rebeccunt won th eother contest in silence.  Then the community&#039;s insanity went from bat-shit insane to batman-dressed-as-a-drag-queen-shit-insane levels of comedic skeptical insanity when some troll compared Dawkins and Twatson to a couple abusing a child at [http://dysfunctionalwatsondawkins.wordpress.com DysfunctionalWatsonDawkins] this triggered a hilarious battle of skeptical misfits trying to canibalize each other with logical insults and insanity inherited by another pair of insane people: Dawkins and Watson. Then far far into the distance we could hear the Creationists rolling on the floor with laugher at all those skeptical dummies fighting over a fabricated story from Rebeccunt Twatson who is NOT even human to begin with. Or maybe just maybe both Rebeccunt and Dawkins were trolling their community all along...Nah, they were all insane way before shit hit the fan. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Female members of the human species make mistakes but not as fucking colossal as Richard Dawkins who was supposed to first realize you do not talk to an abominable cunt and because he just outted himself as a complete dick who forgot his critical thinking next to his macbook pro but never used it while typing.&lt;br /&gt;
Then the twitter insanity hit new levels because when deluded fans of Watson (who are legally blind it is not their fault not to notice she is not actually human) are fast to stifle any criticism of her, and this issue earning the tittle &amp;quot;Femitwitternazis&amp;quot; every single time. If you even follow [http://twitter.com/elevatorgate ElevatorGate] on [[Twitter]], you will get hysterical messages accusing you of being a supporter of rape. Both the twitter account[http://twitter.com/elevatorgate ElevatorGate] and the site [http://elevatorgate.wordpress.com/] as well as [http://dysfunctionalwatsondawkins.wordpress.com DysfunctionalWatsonDawkins] are packed with insanity from &amp;quot;critical thinkers&amp;quot; that do not think critically and just fling shit at each other non stop. (and you thought George W. Bush was dumb...)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Quotes===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Why am I an atheist? I have no proof of God. When I wake up God isn&#039;t there slapping his fucking cock in my face. Before I wrote the God delusion, I would run around playgrounds ripping preschoolers apart. I would stomp on their necks and rip their fucking jaws off. I would give gobbys to obese Russian farmers in exchange for toilet paper. I started burning down elderly homes and when I looked through the rubble I couldn&#039;t see God. After I wrote the God Delusion I found a Jew at the airport and I put him inside a jar. I kept the Jar in the basement where I imprisoned my pre-pubescent girl slaves. After a while the smell got to me so I ripped his spine out and used it to clean my urethra. I eat Dog shit too.| Richard Dawkins is now a deist}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Ok, so, you want to know why God doesn&#039;t exist? Alright, uhhh, think Dawkins! Think! Ok, so, errr, imagine that my right arm is God exists, and my left arm is God doesn&#039;t exist. Ok, so, I raise my right arm... I mean my left arm! Ok, so, I raise my left arm, and, that, that means God doesn&#039;t exist. Was it the left? Yes, yes it was, but... oh fuck it just buy my books you cunt| The main argument Dawkins presents in his book, The God Delusion}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== ONGOING LULZ! Anal-probe my ego Twitter challenge===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ego_anal_probe_twitter_challenge.jpeg|thumb|400px|left|Calling all [[trolls]] ]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since both Watson and Dawkins Godzillla-sized-ego&#039;s are only rivaled by their Supercunt &amp;amp; Superdick statuses it was a matter of time before trolls at [http://dysfunctionalwatsondawkins.wordpress.com DysfunctionalWatsonDawkins] noticed that their &amp;quot;strength&amp;quot; was their weakness: Nothing butthurts an egomaniac more than saying sorry publicly.&lt;br /&gt;
So the best way to butthurt their super inflated egos was by  asking them to do something they would never do, something they would rather eat broken glass than actually doing, something fucking unthinkable even for their high intellects, something horrible such as, you know, saying sorry to one another. &lt;br /&gt;
These are the instructions according to the site:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
1. Tweet-bombard this question to @RichardDawkins &amp;amp; @rebeccawatson&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Can both of you guys just say sorry and hug it out?”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
2. Behold their godzila size egos struggle (Oh yes! they are gonna get exotic with the excuses!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
so in short the simple question above is the most fucking annoying thing they could ever hear so yes it would be a good idea to &lt;br /&gt;
tweet them incessantly until freak out and giveus the LULZ or they apologize (yeah right!) &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Well, yeah this would work like people with a nickname the more they hate it the more people use it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Religion|Reincarnation]]==&lt;br /&gt;
Richard Dwakins was born a [[woman]] and was originally named &amp;quot;[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrea_Dworkin Andrea Dworkins] &amp;quot;,  a thinly disguised [[brain|anagram]]. &amp;quot;Dworkins&amp;quot; achieved notoriety by claiming that &amp;quot;[[men]] was responsible for all [[rape]]&amp;quot; and that &amp;quot;all [[religion]] perpetrate the [[pedobear|patriarchal oppression]] of [[cunt|wimmin]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Some argue]] the real reason that Dwakins hates [[God]] is because since he was a raging [[fat]] [[ugly]] [[lesbian]] in a previous life - God decided to reincarnate him as an [[man|actual human being]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Luckily for Dwakins it still looks like that thing between his legs is no larger than a [[clitoris]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!&amp;gt;File:Fapping to Dawkins.PNG|Thus proving (a) his fans literally [[masturbate]] to his images, and (b) his fans are gay.&amp;lt;!&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Atheist_motivational_poster.jpg|Further proving his fans are gay. Rah! Dawkin&#039;s dick!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!&amp;gt;File:Cleverbot Dawkins.PNG|No matter, his fans still find him attractive.&amp;lt;!&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Dawkins Watson mutate.gif|Which one is it?&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Dawkins emma what has science done.jpg|Damn you science!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:UglyBeautifulDawkins.gif|Switch between Dawkins [[Photomanip|shopped]] and his real, ugly mug&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Richard dworkins.jpg|Dawkins as a girl&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dawkins-tehjedi-atheist.jpg|[[Star Wars|Evolution is within us...]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dawkins Did Memes.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dawkins at UT Austin.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Richarddawkins.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dawkinsascii.png&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span&amp;gt; ___________________ &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span&amp;gt; ___________________ &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:12pt;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Holy Inquisition&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Atheist]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christianhillbilly]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christianity]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christopher Hitchens]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Conservapedia]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Devon Tracey]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Logic and Reason]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Read a book]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Religion]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[TheAmazingAtheist]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Trolls]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.richarddawkins.net/ Offical Site]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8764C83FA1492AF7 Big YT playlist]&lt;br /&gt;
* 2005-11-01 [http://www.beliefnet.com/story/178/story_17889_1.html Another interview on a religious website. Proof that evolution is true as the two apes start hurling shit at each other.]&lt;br /&gt;
* 2006-10-11 [http://www.salon.com/books/int/2006/10/13/dawkins/ An interview with someone suggesting he sounds elitist. Dwakins agrees.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://archive.ph/LUeFg Escapist Magazine: Is Richard Dawkins bad for Atheism?]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Timeline|Featured article October 20 &amp;amp; 21, [[2025]]|[[Hazbin Hotel]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Halloween]]}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>No Kings</title>
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		<updated>2025-10-18T20:48:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: Created page with &amp;quot;A movement against Trump, which was ironically founded by smug left-wing extremists.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A movement against Trump, which was ironically founded by smug left-wing extremists.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Nonbinary</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: Undo revision 1935534 by Paul in the Mall (talk)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A term that described less than 0.1% of the population, until a few years ago when everyone on [[plebbit]] decided to become enby.  This is so they could talk about themselves moar.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A site full with deranged manhating radfems, who claim to be anti-Trans but still say that some men can somehow have vaginas, whatever this means.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cheetah</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: Created page with &amp;quot;A site full with deranged radfems, who claim to be anti-Trans but still say that some men can somehow have vaginas, whatever this means.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A site full with deranged radfems, who claim to be anti-Trans but still say that some men can somehow have vaginas, whatever this means.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
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		<title>Transgender</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cheetah: /* Causes */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;:&#039;&#039;Tranny redirects here. You can also see [[Traps]] or [[Transvestite]].&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Offended}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ib|[[File:Transwoman injures penis when male partner dies during sex, then sues his widow.jpg|300px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Transgender woman who suffered a broken penis when her lover had a fatal heart attack during sex sues the man&#039;s wife for damages&amp;quot;. you know, you&#039;re gonna read this story}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibhead|&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Transgender&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Symptoms&#039;&#039;&#039;|Gender dysphoria&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Depression]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[retard|Confused thinking]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Pedophilia|Wanting to teach kids about gender]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Terminological percipience disorder]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Moralfag]] behaviour}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Onset&#039;&#039;&#039;|Ages 13 to 30 (Rarely happens as early as &amp;lt;10 years of age, but that&#039;s likely caused by indoctrination. Also rare in seniors.)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Duration&#039;&#039;&#039;|[https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/gender-dysphoria/symptoms-causes/syc-20475255 6 months-who the hell knows]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Causes&#039;&#039;&#039;|Lack of either parental figure&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Video games]] or Sports&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Indoctrination/Grooming&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Birth defect&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Atheism]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Being a far-leftist}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibrow|&#039;&#039;&#039;Management&#039;&#039;&#039;|[[Deal with it]] faggot&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Get close to [[God]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Hormone therapy (done actually right)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Transition surgery&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[An hero]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ibend}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A &#039;&#039;&#039;transgender&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;[[nope|person]]&amp;quot; or &#039;&#039;&#039;tranny&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[man]] who believes he has the right to be a [[woman]], or less commonly, a woman who believes she has [[Fuck you, I&#039;m a dragon!|the right to be a man]]. [[Liberal|Degenerates]] have also encouraged that insanity among children by letting them play dress up. They are a type of [[otherkin]] who, rather than believing themselves to be [[dragons]] or some other beastly organism, believe themselves to have been born with a brain whose gender differs from that the gender clearly defined by the chromosomes, hormones and genitals they possess. What this all boils down to when you subtract the [[bullshit|complicated science]] is that transexuality is caused when a regular [[homosexual]] has such severe [[homophobia]] that they literally aren&#039;t man enough to admit they&#039;re craving a deep dicking without making up an excuse, like &lt;br /&gt;
being &amp;quot;sort of&amp;quot; a woman. Be warned, the term &amp;quot;tranny&amp;quot; is considered a slur by shitlib news sources such as [[MSNBC]] and [[Media Matters]], who censor it like t***** because they&#039;re cowards who apparently think tranny is the same as [[nigger]] or [[kike]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Some transgendered persons are also &#039;&#039;&#039;transsexuals&#039;&#039;&#039;. These individuals may [[Cut|mutilate]] the shit out of their genitals in order to loosely approximate those of the opposite sex. Others just take hormones and either [[Castration|remove]] or cripple their nads, since you need to retain your [[penis]] to make it in today&#039;s competitive shemale [[porn]] industry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lately the population of so called transgenders has increased dramatically, largely as a result of &amp;quot;transtrenders&amp;quot; jumping on the pity party bandwagon, looking to obtain a coveted &amp;quot;victim card&amp;quot; to get them on into the Oppression Olympics.  As well as from the vast population of cross-dressers who enjoy jacking their jollies off in women&#039;s underwear; who have found the movement as a convenient way of hiding their sick fuck fetish right in plain sight and trying to couch it in the guise of something more perceptively acceptable in society.  Both of these types tend to put in the least amount of effort into trying to &amp;quot;pass&amp;quot; as the opposite gender, often looking like drag queen characters from the show &amp;quot;In Living Color&amp;quot;... only less funny and a lot more horrifying.  This process can happen in the space of two weeks, from going from some seemingly normal guy to a knock-off [[Caitlyn Jenner]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Recent evidence suggests that [[4chan]] users make up roughly 90% of all those who decide to take the plunge. The other 9.9% are borderline individuals with profound identity disturbance; the final 0.1% are made up of those who actually feel a deep-seated need to be a different gender. [[Tumblr]], [[Twatter]], and [[Reddit]] is also home to a vast number of [[16 year old]] trannies who are building up a [[social justice]] army based around the slogan &amp;quot;trans rights!&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;trans rights are human rights&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;[[no|Transwoman are woman]]&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;[[die cis scum]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Disgise as female.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Ingenious disguise. &#039;&#039;&#039;They will suspect nothing!&#039;&#039;&#039;]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Y chromosome.jpg|thumb|right|Have fun reassigning this.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Causes==&lt;br /&gt;
The leading factor influencing vulnerable people to become trannies is [[videogame]]s which enable players to control a character of the opposite sex, along with plain ol&#039; [[narcissism]]. This explains the rapid rise of trannydom after the release of Ms. [[Pac-Man]] in 1981, and videogame [[faggotry]] only gets worse every year. Other major contributors to trannydom include [[Metroid]], Super [[Mario]] Bros. 2, [[Street Fighter 2]] and [[COMBO BREAKER|other fighting games]], the Mario Kart franchise, the [[Tomb Raider]] franchise, [[World of Warcraft]], [[The Sims|just about every life sim game]], and [[Skyrim|almost every RPG]]. There is an [[at least 100]]% chance that all trannies have played a videogame where they played as a character with a different gender than with what they were born, and this escapist roleplaying enables trannies and feeds their mental delusions. Much like these games offer the player the simple option to choose a pretty girl as their avatar and suddenly be showered with attention from desperate male coomers, many [[gamer|pathetic virgins]] believe (or at least desperately wish) in the real world that some quantity of estrogen tablets will make them into [[trap|Bridgette]] from [[Guilty Gear]] and then they will never have to be lonely again. Online hugbox communities have only exacerbated the issue, as these aforementioned losers will often present their new identities in coming out posts with photos of themselves wearing cheap shitty neon-colored wigs, only to find themselves inundated with fake love and positivity from adult men who call themselves Lilith. For many of these disallusioned individuals, this is the most loving treatment they have ever received in their entire lives.&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition, psychologists have fanned the flames, especially when [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_dysphoria Gender Identity Disorder] was [[Leftard|renamed to &amp;quot;Gender Dysphoria&amp;quot; and rewritten to appear less harmful]]. They also go on to state that the disproportionately large amounts of anxiety, eating disorders, depression, and especially [[An Hero]] are caused by a lack of &amp;quot;acceptance&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;equality&amp;quot;, or other psychobabble thrown about by the Kikes that want to sterilize Generation Z via conversion surgeries. In addition, all of those listed mental illnesses which are correlated with being a tranny are often caused by chemical imbalances, which considering that the transgender brain is structured differently from birth, means that the claim that tranny depression is societal is false. With this in mind, one can say that trannies are like cheap phones: They&#039;re only focused on aesthetics, have a meltdown when you try to do something other than Tumblr, and are built to kill themselves well before they reach old age.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Imitation Game==&lt;br /&gt;
Trannies think [[Hahaha no|imitating a woman makes you a woman and imitating a man makes you a man]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Just like:&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:American Male 2017.jpg|thumb|right|[[James Charles]]: Troon Edition.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[doctor]] makes you a doctor&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[professor]] makes you a professor&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[cop]] makes you a cop&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[kid]] [[Clovergender|makes you a kid]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[azn|masseuse]] makes you a masseuse&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[scientist]] makes you a scientist&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a health inspector makes you a health inspector&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[pony]] makes you a [[Brony|pony]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Jew]] makes you a Judeo-convert Jew.&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Muslim]] makes you a Muslim. oh wait that&#039;s [[Islam#Becoming a Muslim|not enough]].&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[dog]] makes you a [[Furfag|dog]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[baby]] makes you a [[Infantilism|baby]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[dinosaur]] makes you a dinosaur&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[black people|black person]] makes you a [[wigger|black]] [[transnigger|person]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating an [[Australia]]n makes you an Australian&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[whore]] turns a [[girl]] into her [[mother]].&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a professional athlete makes you a professional athlete&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating [[Superman]] makes you bulletproof. Quick! Go try it out.&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[vampire]] makes you a vampire&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[virgin]] makes you a virgin&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[dragon]] makes you a [[Fuck you, I&#039;m a dragon!|dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* a [[fat]] person imitating a healthy person [[Fat Acceptance Movement|makes you a healthy person]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a person who is 25 years younger makes you 25 years younger [https://translate.google.az/translate?hl=en&amp;amp;sl=nl&amp;amp;u=https://www.dagelijksestandaard.nl/2018/11/emile-ratelband-neemt-identiteitswaanzin-op-de-hak-leeftijd-wijzigen-want-gevoelskwestie/&amp;amp;prev=search Oh, wait]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Japan]]ese makes you a [[Wapanese|Japanese]]&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a plastic surgeon makes you a plastic surgeon&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a CEO makes you a CEO&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a senator makes you a senator&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Prime Minister]] makes you a Prime Minister&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[President]] makes you a President&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[king]] makes you a king&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating a [[Pope]] makes you a Pope&lt;br /&gt;
* imitating the [[LHC]] makes you the LHC&lt;br /&gt;
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Just fake it til you make it. Nobody will evar be able to tell. A successful con is called &amp;quot;passing&amp;quot; according to trannies, and they get a rush of [[sick fuck|sick]] thrills the longer they can get away with their con, like shoplifters, who imitate paying customers as they walk out the fucking door.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some argue this amounts to [[sockpuppet]]ry or [[Truth|fraud]] like a con-man, but not to trannies. I mean, women wear makeup so isn&#039;t trannydom [[No|the exact same thing]]? Trannydom is [[sarcasm|not]] fake, mimicry, camouflage, copy, hoax, counterfeit, impersonation, or impression. [[No|It&#039;s the genuine article]]. The real deal. Doesn&#039;t get any more real than that. No sir. No artificial colors or flavorings. All natural.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Myths Busted by Trannies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:I heart being a woman.png|thumb|right|Women love not being you]]&lt;br /&gt;
Trannydom is a destructive mental illness which ironically destroys several myths laid out by the rest of the LGBT community in a [[lulzy]] fashion.&lt;br /&gt;
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The LGB portion of the &amp;quot;community&amp;quot; argue that sex and gender are two different things, but trannies contend that females can be born with male brains and males can be born with female brains (implying there is such a thing as female brains and male brains and that gender within our species is an objective biological fact). LGBs say sexuality is not a choice, but trannies know better. Trannies say that not all transgendered people want to transition to the other sex through hormones or surgery, but that it&#039;s a choice to change your sexuality that every transperson makes themself. LGBs also dispute that a gender binary exists, but trannies know better. Post-op transsexuals are either [[MTF]] or [[FTM]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Trannies also believe that the sex hormones testosterone makes someone a man and estrogen makes someone a woman, and that both can be supplemented in order to become fully man or woman. LGBs contend there is no &amp;quot;right way&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;act like a woman&amp;quot; nor &amp;quot;act like a man&amp;quot;, but trannies know better. Trannies strongly believe in traditional gender roles where wearing dresses and makeup and having long hair makes someone a woman and wearing pants and not wearing makeup and having short hair makes someone a man. LGBs say conversion therapy and medical castration is a barbaric and ineffective practice that should be banned, but trannies know better. Trannies are confident that with castration and the proper hormones they can happily complete their conversion to another sexuality. LGBs say society should accept them for who they are and how they were born, but trannies know better. Trannies say society should accept them for who they want to be and who they change into after conversion.&lt;br /&gt;
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Look, no trannies undergo surgery to &amp;quot;feel&amp;quot; more like a man or woman (or to be made &amp;quot;whole&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;complete&amp;quot;), because they were already born a man or a woman. They were just reincarnated and trapped in the wrong body with the wrong genitals, like all those episodes of Quantum Leap where [[Media:Quantum leap im retarded.gif|Sam Beckett]] leaped into a woman&#039;s body. And like Sam Beckett, trannies spend their life heroically trying to &amp;quot;put right what once went wrong&amp;quot; (aka LGB myths and their own genitals).&lt;br /&gt;
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Like all delusional people, trannies reject your reality and substitute their own. After mutilating their bodies to finally become what they&#039;ve always claimed to be, post-op trannies have a suicide rate 20 times higher than the general population. This is, of course, due to bullying, not because of a pre-existing body dysmorphic disorder, or inability to accept reality, or a plastic surgery nightmare that has no true rewind button.&lt;br /&gt;
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==What Do Trannies Want?==&lt;br /&gt;
Trannydom is a convoluted scheme for a man or woman (but mostly [[MTF|men]], who are we kidding) to sneak into the opposite sex&#039;s restrooms, dressing rooms, locker rooms, showers, bars, brothels, and beauty pageants (or grope boobs all day), which would normally get them branded a [[sick fuck|pervert]]. This explains the predominance of [[MTF]] trannies over [[FTM]] trannies, because females are deeply enraged by rows of urinals. When told an area is &amp;quot;for women only&amp;quot;, a determined tranny adamantly declares &amp;quot;but I &#039;&#039;am&#039;&#039; a woman.&amp;quot; This intransigence is one of the defining features of trannies. Although genderbenders&#039; unbending stubbornness is often mistaken for bravery by those who have never risked their own life to save others. Another reason MTFs outnumber FTMs is because becoming a woman is easy, you just have to cut off your dick and balls so you start bleeding between your legs, be histrionic, put on lipstick at least once, and take away reason and accountability. But becoming a man involves learning what logic is, not an easy task for a woman, as difficult as climbing a 25-foot rope with a backpack full of gear.&lt;br /&gt;
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Inspired by the degenerate 1980s show &#039;&#039;Bosom Buddies&#039;&#039; where two men dress in drag to live in a female-only apartment because it has low rent, trannydom takes it to the next level by fully committing to the lie. On Bosom Buddies eventually all the women realize it was a [[troll|ruse]], but trannies hold fast to their pearl necklaces and boldly continue to deny everything like [[Woody Allen]]. Just remember, it&#039;s not a lie if you believe it. In any situation where the opposite sex appears to have a social advantage, a tranny can simply claim to be the opposite sex in order to obtain that advantage. And since a tranny&#039;s denial concerns a &amp;quot;personal identity&amp;quot;, nobody can question their motives since they&#039;re the only one in the world who supposedly knows what&#039;s true on the subject. This is an extension of the &amp;quot;you don&#039;t know me!&amp;quot; posturing used on [[Jerry Springer]] by niggers, sluts, and landwhales (and trannies come to think of it), and the booing audience of society has become the bad guy (unless the person on stage is religious, now the booing audience is seen as the &amp;quot;tolerant&amp;quot; good guy). Each tranny becomes the sole authority on the truth of the matter, like every cult leader. They can then psychopathically bend others to their point of view with this reality distortion field. Trannies are cunning experts in reversal, like a tenth degree black belt judo master.&lt;br /&gt;
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Trannydom is also useful for [[Bradley Manning|avoiding male prisons]], [[Robin Williams|becoming your estranged children&#039;s nanny]], [[attention whore|attention whoring]], [[Sceptre|regaining your rollback privileges]], as the crown jewel [[sob story]] in your [[victim complex]] tiara, silencing criticism, and [[Jeffrey Dahmer|picking up males in bars to take home and eat later]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Types of Trannies ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BlondeTV.jpg|thumb|A blonde tranny.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:obvious_tranny.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Transgender_Clown.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===God Seriously Fucked Up===&lt;br /&gt;
Otherwise known as &amp;quot;mommy didn&#039;t have a happy pregnancy&amp;quot; or [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disorders_of_sex_development DSD], these types are genetic abominations, which ordinarily would have been rightly flushed out of the body by nature but thanks to the modern miracles of medical science we now have fantastic new ways to create &amp;quot;[[You|living abortions]].&amp;quot;  Most of these types are born with incomplete sex organs or have genetic disorders that result in screwed up [[puberty|sexual development]] later in life.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Doctor Seriously Fucked Up===&lt;br /&gt;
See: [[Circumcision]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Your [[jews|Government/Media/Education]] System Seriously Fucked up===&lt;br /&gt;
Your government is trying to indoctrinate your children about how transsexuals are super speshul god children of liberal prophecy, how they are persecuted, how they need our help, how we should help them accept their identity and how he/she wants to be of the reverse gender. They are doing this all over public schools and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m53lNTdyPg in media] and anyone who does not accept this will be given some taste of [[Liberal]] [[SJW]] &amp;quot;tolerance&amp;quot;, which includes your children being expelled from school, ostracized, ridiculed and/or beaten by other classmates.  Instead of spending money to fix the rotting infrastructure they pour all taxpayer dollars into this type of degenerate reeducation with the intention of turning your children into the next generation of developmentally delayed, dysfunctional, trained tranny clowns that can be controlled and manipulated like children well on into their adulthood.  This type of brainless butt-puppet is largely comprised of &amp;quot;transtrenders&amp;quot;, who have little to no actual dysphoria and are simply &amp;quot;along for the ride&amp;quot; to the [[Cult|cultists]] Kool Aid factory. &lt;br /&gt;
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===Your Brain Seriously Fucked Up===&lt;br /&gt;
Despite being born with complete, natural sex organs your brain wound up wired wrong resulting in feelings of being a woman trapped in a mans body or vice versa.  This is the result of [[batshit insane|mental psychosis]] rather than a true genetic or physiological problem.  Like all forms of mental psychosis there is no &amp;quot;cure&amp;quot; there is only &amp;quot;treatment&amp;quot; which usually involves placating the nutball to a certain extent in order to try and keep them from sailing completely over the deep end and killing themselves while keeping them marginally productive as a human being.&lt;br /&gt;
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===You Were Seriously Fucked Up... Literally===&lt;br /&gt;
A common slogan amongst trannies is to claim that they were raped. Now, you&#039;re probably thinking, &amp;quot;LOL WUT?!&amp;quot; and you&#039;re right, as a whole the transsexual population is largely unfuckable unless you&#039;re into boning the gender equivalent of abstract art or your standards are lower than a crack whore suckin dick for dime bags.  No, what they &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;really&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; mean when they say they were raped is that they were sexually molested as a child and it was horribly traumatic.&lt;br /&gt;
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Similar to [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome|TITS]] basically any blunt force mental trauma, whether it&#039;s trolling or getting porked in the pooper as a kid can cause a significant level of psychosis which in turn will manifest in the form of body dysmorphic disorder.  In a sense they basically learn to hate their bodies as a result of feeling shame and indignity which in turn leads them to a wanton desire to try and escape from that old/abused identity.&lt;br /&gt;
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This differs from the before mentioned psychosis in that this form is unnatural and inflicted via environmental factors as opposed to genetic/biological failings.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Psychologists Seriously Fucked Up===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Buffalo Bill.jpg|thumb|What trannies look like at home]]&lt;br /&gt;
This type is the bastard child of psychologists fucking up the previous types and, rather than attempt to treat the psychosis, they simply gave in completely to it.  This eventually resulted in the [[Tumblr|inmates running the asylum]], a literal parade of crazy clowns claiming everything under the sun as a &amp;quot;gender&amp;quot; while babbling and screeching incoherently, injecting their personal brand of crazy into everything from feminism to furries.  They are usually best recognized by their use of certain psycho/social babble buzz words like &amp;quot;social justice&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;social construct&amp;quot; as well as their inability to dress like normal people they are often seen wearing clown clothes, poorly applied makeup and brightly colored hair.&lt;br /&gt;
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===You Seriously Fucked Yourself Up===&lt;br /&gt;
This last type is the result of continually soaking your head in lead acetate, a common ingredient in the hair dyes that liberal loonies enjoy molesting their melons with.  In &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;theory&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; the dye is safe... so long as you don&#039;t have any cuts, abrasions, pimples or pretty much &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;any&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; amount of broken skin.  If you do, well you&#039;re basically bleaching your brain in lead, which will lead to what&#039;s known as &amp;quot;Mad Hatter Syndrome&amp;quot;.  These types are usually the deranged looking lunatic variety of tranny with extremely horrible hygiene habits.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Fuckable Trannies ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Sarina Valentina|You know you&#039;d hit that.]] If [[you]] truly believe that you wouldn&#039;t, contact any [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] user in your area; they will gladly pump you full of [[drugs]], [[alcohol]] and [[steroids]] until you&#039;re willing to fuck anything that moves (or doesn&#039;t).&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Failed|Botched]] trannies ===&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that after these trannies have their sexual reassignment surgery, [[Pun|they feel hole inside.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Wannabe]] trannies ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Drag queens]] are sometimes considered transgendered. However, expressing this viewpoint is only acceptable (i.e. &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; [[retarded]]) if it is used in the context of trolling. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Bullshit|It has been argued]] that these individuals are simply [[4chan]]ners that didn&#039;t get enough attention from the opposite sex and figured that they would try to get some as the other gender. Only someone who spends most of their life [[OTI]] would actually think this is a good idea.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Infamous trannies ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Veryscary.jpg|thumb|[[FYIAD|FUCK YOU! I&#039;M A WOMAN!]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Drag King.jpg|thumb|[[FYIAD|FUCK YOU! I&#039;M A DUDE!]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Tranny man.jpg|thumb|This guy]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:BriannaWu_admitting_trannies_are_just_retarded_men.jpg|thumb|right|Who could&#039;ve guessed.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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HEY YOU. THINK BEFORE YOU EDIT.&lt;br /&gt;
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Please keep this section confined to people who are legitimate transsexuals or transgendered individuals. &lt;br /&gt;
Be useful, not retarded.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, keep in alphabetical order, please. &lt;br /&gt;
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                                     DON&#039;T FORGET TO THINK BEFORE YOU EDIT. THANKS.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[ADF-Fuensalida]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Alexis Arquette]], an embarrassment to real trannies, which is a serious achievement.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Audrey Hale]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Brianna Wu]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bruce Jenner]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Catamorphism]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chelsea Manning]], who told [[Wikileaks]] about US government [[helicopter]]s using cables to kill civilians.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chloe Sagal‎]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris-chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris Crocker]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chyna]] - The pro wrestler who took so many steroids that her [[clit]] now resembles a [[micropenis]]. [[Seriously]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Darlie Brewster]] Canadian cartoonist in Hollywood, female impersonator extraordinaire&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Doopie DoOver]] Masturbation fodder and [[Waifu]] of [[Chris Chan]].  Likes to start [[Drama]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://dek-is-filthy.deviantart.com &amp;quot;Dek is Filthy&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Imma-The-Deer]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jazz Jennings]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JDR]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jeffree Star]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Keffals]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kelly Martin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kim Petras]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Krimpet]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lady Gaga]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Laura Kate Dale]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Leelah Alcorn]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lila Perry]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Randy Stair]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Robert Wayne Stiles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarah Butts]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarina Valentina]] - [[Purportedly]] the hottest trap [[EVAR]]!&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sceptre|Saralicity]], aka Will/Sarah Noble.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Scoutgender]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sethisto]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sleepykinq]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Stefonknee]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[SweetNSour]] - The hormonal opposite of Chyna.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Thomas Beatie]] - The world&#039;s first [[pregnant]] &amp;quot;[[man]]&amp;quot;; this is [[true]] [[attention whore]] [[bullshit]] however, as &amp;quot;he&amp;quot; never possessed a [[cock]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trap-kun]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Yinepusayi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Yuki Damon]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Trannydom Is Scientology For Fags Not Named John Travolta==&lt;br /&gt;
Transgenderism is the [[Scientology]] of the BLTG &amp;quot;community&amp;quot;, and both are super scientific because they are victims of a haunting. Replace &amp;quot;body thetans&amp;quot; with &amp;quot;gender identity&amp;quot; and you have transgenderism. These dumbasses think they are possessed, and flags are involved for some fucking reason. A body thetan is supposedly the ghost of an alien, whereas a gender identity is supposedly the ghost of someone with different genitals. A tranny is a haunted fag, and faghauntings are only increasing because fads. Except trannies, also known as pretenders, don&#039;t want to rid their body of thetans, they want to use artificial means like plastic surgery and hormones to alter their appearance to match their inner thetan. Scientologists pay money to exorcism the demons inside them, whereas trannies pay money to resemble the demons inside them. Imagine if Scientologists spent all their money on plastic surgery to look like the thetans occupying their body. If you said &amp;quot;but then they would look like [[John Travolta]],&amp;quot; you&#039;d be correct.&lt;br /&gt;
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Much like the Scientology cult, trannydom cultists can advance higher and higher up the Batshit Insane Scale by paying more and more money to unlock stupid shit. Scientologists pay for more expensive ramblings of a bad scifi author sold by amoral scammers, whereas trannies pay for more expensive plastic surgeries sold by amoral scammers. If you refuse to use a tranny&#039;s snowflake pronouns or don&#039;t call a tranny by their thetan name, this is apparently a &amp;quot;hate crime&amp;quot; known as &amp;quot;misgendering&amp;quot;, even though Mother Nature would have been the one who &amp;quot;misgendered&amp;quot; these idiotic sexual deviants. Instead of suing Mother Nature for perpetuating the original hate crime, trannies in [[Amerifat]] like Gavin Grimm sue school districts because their parents wouldn&#039;t stop feeding their fatass. Can you imagine what it would be like to never be allowed to use a school restroom your entire life? Neither can Gavin Grimm.&lt;br /&gt;
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For a tranny to use the same restroom they used for the first half of their life is [[Hahaha no|discrimination]]. In fact, it&#039;s [[No|exactly]] like [[black]]s having to use separate water fountains which you would think would make for shorter lines but [[STFU|shut the fuck up]]. When trannies were in elementary school and told that boys use the boys&#039; room and girls use the girls&#039; room, this was obviously brainwashing, just like saying boys have a [[penis]] and girls have a [[vagina]], and the reason trannies didn&#039;t raise their hand and correct their teacher is because they didn&#039;t know any better. [[Sarcasm|Now they do]]. The people who put signs on multiple occupancy bathrooms are obviously hatemongers. This is related to [[feminist]]s objecting to signs with pictograms of women wearing dresses, although a [[MTF]] tranny is much more happy wearing a dress than a feminist ever would be. Basically, where a human pisses depends on their willingness to wear a dress. So we can blame the [[Scottish]] for starting this tranny bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;
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==How To Tell If a Tranny is Lying==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mrgarrison.jpg|thumb|Mrs Garrison, a perfect example of a &amp;quot;lesbian tranny&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
Are they speaking? Suppose there is one man who claims to be a woman and really believes it because he is delusional, and another man who claims to be a woman and is consciously lying. How can you tell the difference? You can&#039;t. That&#039;s the point. A tranny&#039;s claims or motives can never be questioned, which is a huge advantage. This situation where truth and falsity are indistinguishable is extremely advantageous for anyone seeking any sort of credibility or respect. Simply claim to be the other sex, play the distraught victim, and label skeptics as hatemongers. Trannies believe nobody would ever lie about being transgender, because they view being transgender as a terrible affliction. And trannies who transition to transsexuals might claim nobody would ever undergo radical plastic surgery to present a false image to the world, but that&#039;s the whole point of plastic surgery.&lt;br /&gt;
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Trannies are naturally truthful people, that&#039;s how they can lie to everyone around them for so long. So when a tranny speaks, you can know they are telling the truth. To display any skepticism towards trannies is to be labeled a [[transphobia|transphobic]] intolerant monster who deserves to have their entire livelihood destroyed. Even suggesting they take a lie detector test (or get a second opinion) will get you labeled a bigot. Skeptics are labeled bigots and doubt is labeled hatred. Often, these truthful MTF trannies will claim to be female &#039;&#039;and&#039;&#039; a lesbian. To question [[sex|their motives]] and [[implying|imply]] that they are doing it to get laid by [[Hot or Not|hot hot]] feminists is to speak with the tongue of the troll.&lt;br /&gt;
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Each tranny speaks for all trannies. If you doubt one tranny&#039;s claims, then you must universally hate all trannies. And the proof of your hatred (not skepticism or doubt) is that you use the word &amp;quot;tranny.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==What do Trannies Prefer to be Called?==&lt;br /&gt;
It doesn&#039;t matter. Any new politically correct term will eventually be stigmatized anyway. It&#039;s a lose-lose situation. But suppose you start calling each tranny by their preferred first name, and preferred [[personal pronouns]], and preferred group identity. Their righteous indignation is always waiting to strike. Without becoming transgender yourself, you are always at the mercy of being labeled a hatemonger. If you are not one of them, they will say you cannot say anything about the subject. So trannies can only be destroyed from the inside, usually by hormone supplements or a plastic surgeon, or by new converts. To safely criticize trannies, you must become one (which is as easy as saying you are one). This is a major way trannies recruit normals. Being &amp;quot;transgender&amp;quot; is entirely based on the honor system (aka &amp;quot;trust system&amp;quot; for Britbongs). However, trannies can always disown any tranny critic and claim any critic is not a true tranny. So trannydom remains impregnable (except for that [[Thomas Beatie|pregnant woman with a mustache]]). Post-op trannies feel tranny-superior and like to set themselves up as tranny gurus, then the real freaks can keep out the fake freaks and false flag trannies. Disbelieving any tranny&#039;s claims is a hate crime against all trannies.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Persecution==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Proud cisphobe.png|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
Although regular trannies are generally tolerated, fat trannies for some reason have endured huge amounts of [[Truth|government sponsored, public supported]] discrimination on a level not seen since [[Niggers|segregation]]. [[Wikipedia:Trans_fats#Public_response_and_regulation|In multiple countries and local municipalities trannies are well regulated.]] In [[New York City]] for instance, fat trannies are not allowed in nearly all restaurants. Perhaps this is an attempt to make them skinnier. Nevertheless, the silence that has greeted this mass destruction of human rights has been greatly concerning- to them. Nobody else really gives a damn.&lt;br /&gt;
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Standard [[Pussy|bleeder]] organizations like the UN and the World Health Organization have not yet spoken out against this &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;grievous&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; understandable persecution.&lt;br /&gt;
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More recently, much drama and lulz were created by Trump publicly telling trannies to GTFO the military, thus leaving him to sit back and laugh as he controls the news cycle for another week, the media scrambling to pick up the pieces before it&#039;s too late and he&#039;s at it again. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Self-destruction==&lt;br /&gt;
Trannydom is self-destructive, that&#039;s why trannydom and suicide go hand in hand. Trannies not only destroy LGB myths, but also their own genitals, and often their own lives. Trannydom will eventually destroy itself. Some argue that&#039;s the entire goal of trannydom: to destroy your old self and transform into a new self. But trannies lack patience and jump the gun on the whole reincarnation thing. And altering outward appearances can&#039;t change who you are inside.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Transgender acceptance&amp;quot; is an oxymoron. Trannydom is a rejection of one&#039;s body. So in order to accept trannies, one must also reject their bodies. It is those who hate and despise pre-op trannies who are truly on the tranny&#039;s side. &amp;quot;Your body disgusts me too.&amp;quot; From a pre-op tranny&#039;s point of view, there is nothing worse than someone who loves them how they are without any artificial accoutrement. Since pre-op trannies hate their bodies, they need other people to hate their bodies too. After surgery, a tranny can gather more people who hate their bodies just as much as they once did. If there is no one left to loathe their body, a tranny dies. This explains the prevalence of post-op tranny suicide: once they stop hating their body, they had no more reason to live. If surgery fails to destroy their old self, suicide is always another option to finish the job the surgeon started.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Things Tranny&#039;s Listen To ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Cock shitting.jpg|This female to male transexual is currently suing her (his?) doctor for sewing his (her?) new cock on backwards.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Trans-Dimensional_Cipher-Sexual.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transexual_Snowflake_Syndrome.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Brianna_Wu_Joker.png|The clowns are taking control&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Transgender_Duck_Tales.png&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Degenerate.jpg|Fucking degenerates.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lethimin.jpg|Let him in!&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Trannieswhowouldwin.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Mangiftcard.jpg|The ideal gift for any MTF tranny.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Followyourfaggots.png|Follow your fellow faggots.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:45 percent of Transexual Suicide.png&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Transgender_-_18.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:KillFrogUnsureDeodorant.png|A deodorant for the trannies.&lt;br /&gt;
File:HauptsacheArschlochFotzeistegal.jpg|Most men who fuck Trannies claim that they are [[not gay]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Troon.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Memes are transgender.png|thumb|right|Is transgenderism a meme?]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Paloma faith gender neutral child.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Some trannies have a head start in life]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[John Money]] - Creator of the modern troon&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aiden Hale]] - When trannies got radicalized that they actually commit [[an hero]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Catfish]] - What most trannies have to do to get a relationship.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[CyberDemon531]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dani_Willow]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Disorders]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dorian Thorn]] - cut his dick off for attention.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Feminism]] - Sometimes trannies clashes with [[feminazis]], debating are transwoman &#039;&#039;really&#039;&#039; woman or not.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]] - An attempt by trannies to [[outrage Culture|cancel]] that [[Harry Potter]] game, and anyone else who plays it.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jerry Springer]] - Common guests to embarrass their love ones in public television.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[JROCK]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Keffals]] - Mortal enemy of [[Kiwifarms]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Michael Jackson]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mpreg]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[NotJustBikes]] - experiences a great amount of guilt for his &amp;quot;straight, white, cisgendered, male&amp;quot; privilege, yet thinks he&#039;s superior for being a multi-billionaire and proudly shows off about hating poor people, [[Jooz]] and [[curry nigger]]s. What a [[hypocrite]]!&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Otherkin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pedophilia]] - The drag queen story hour thing, and the fact that they want to teach kids about gender explains it all.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Personal Pronouns]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pregnophile]] - Explains one possible origin of transsexuality/transgenderism&lt;br /&gt;
* [[RationalWiki]] - these shitheads masturbate to transgender political propaganda and have sex in front of churches they burn down for fun&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Transgender Day of Remembrance]] - Some people love these monsters.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Transnigger]] - People who think they were born the wrong race. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Transphobia]] - Normal people.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Transtrender]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tumblr]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[You Will Never Be A Woman]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Types of trannies===&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Crossdresser]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dickgirl]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[FTM]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[MTF]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trap]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.tranzwear.net/store.php/TranZwear/ct159601/for_parents_of_ftm_childrenteens Sick fuck trannies selling little dildos to little girls] - Sooooo [[liberalism|progressive]]. This is a sign that society is advancing and becoming more tolerant and inclusive.&lt;br /&gt;
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===4chan===&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://archive.fo/Y0PoN Trap Thread #1] -The first epic trap thread.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://archive.fo/W3Za2 Trap Thread #2] -The second epic trap thread.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://archive.fo/ACaJX Trap Thread #3] - The third epic trap thread.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-red-light-district/201411/link-between-autism-and-gender-dysphoria Study linking autism and trannyism.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://archive.fo/RpsTC Study linking general batshit insanity and trannyism.]&lt;br /&gt;
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