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2024-08-30T19:51:29Z

Caku: I'm guessing this was a talk page tutorial template just took the bit from the needed page. Doubt its on the wayback machine so i cant recreate the original

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<pre>==My cock doesn't work==
Guys, need help. how do I shot web? ~~~~</pre>

Weev/Lyrics

2024-08-30T19:33:58Z

Caku: wayback said {{weev}} was just rainbow with a link to a fund raiser so im just replacing it with rainbow

{{rainbow|WWW.CFAADEFENSEFUND.COM Y'ALL}}
[[Weev]] shows off his [[fully sick]] rhyming skills by rewording/ruining "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails.

Weev also authored the lyrics to both the [[Rob Levin]] metal tracks.

<pre>[13:04] weev: you let me ruinate you
[13:04] weev: you let me deface you
[13:04] weev: you let me penetrate you
[13:04] weev: you let me donginate you
[13:05] *** Super_Buick has joined #ed.
[13:05] weev: HELP ME
[13:05] weev: i broke apart your blogosphere
[13:05] weev: HELP ME
[13:05] weev: ive got no v14g|r4 to sell
[13:05] weev: HELP ME
[13:05] weev: the only thing that works for me
[13:05] weev: help me deface the blog of somebody else
[13:05] kardus: I can't help but move my waist :(
[13:05] weev: i want to XSS like a lolhat
[13:05] *** swedechef has joined #ed.
[13:05] weev: i want to feel your network from the inside
[13:05] weev: i want to XSS like a lolhat
[13:05] weev: your social networks been wronged
[13:05] weev: you're now closer to dongs
[13:06] *** w00t has joined #ed.
[13:06] *** Mode change "+v w00t" for channel #ed by mediacrat.
[13:06] weev: you can have my jizztapo
[13:06] weev: you can have the chickenfucker
[13:06] weev: you can remove my absence of lol
[13:06] weev: your shitty blog can take a fall</pre>

He also did Tool's Aenima on [http://seclists.org/fulldisclosure/2007/Dec/0594.html this post on the full-disclosure mailing list]:
<pre>Fret for your nagios and
Fret for your network and
Fret for your servers and
Fret for your SOA and
Fret for your options and
Fret for your ajax and
Fret for your upstream and
Fret for your SAN.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
tards

here in this worthless hole we call the internet
the only way to fix it is to cause its drones to fret
any fucking time
any fucking day
learn to hack, we'll fucking troll it all away

some say an IOS worm will spread thru bgp
followed by IIS and openssh exploits
followed by netapps that are instantly emptied
followed by IPS signature engine overflows

some say the end is near
some say we'll see dongadeggon soon
i certainly hope we will
i sure could use something great to jack off to

stupid blogs, silly blogs, stupid blogs

one great big festering dotcom distraction
i've got a suggestion to keep you all occupied

learn to hack.
learn to hack.
learn to hack.

dongs are gonna fix it all soon.
dongs are comin' round to put it back the way it oughta be. </pre>

[[Category:Transcripts]]

IPad

2024-08-30T19:33:56Z

Caku: /* Goatse Security Breach */ wayback said {{weev}} was just rainbow with a link to a fund raiser so im just replacing it with rainbow

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{{warning|<center>WANTING AN iPAD WILL CAUSE YOU TO SELL YOUR KIDNEY ON THE BLACK MARKET. [http://www.shanghaidaily.com/nsp/National/2011/06/02/Boy+regrets+selling+his+kidney+to+buy+iPad/ SRSLY.]</center>}}

{{quote|It's the in-between between a laptop and a computer.|[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8601679.stm Some clueless douche]|Completely misunderstanding the differences between tablets, notebooks, and PCs, as a proper Apple user should.}}
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In what can only be described as the "Crystal Pepsi" of technology, the '''iPad''' (also known as the '''maxiPad''', '''TamPod''', or '''iPhone XL''') is [[Apple|Apple's]] latest creation, designed so that neckbearded, trust funded [[artfag|art history majors]] can pay twice as much money for a product with half as many features as a competing product. In what is [[Steve Jobs]]' last attempt to give you [[AIDS]] and to appear [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|relevant]] in the new decade, the iPad gives you the option of using your own WiFi, or having [[AT&T]] or [[Verizon]] come and [[rape]] you. Like the [[iPhone]], it is just as [[gay]], just as fragile, and just as [[white]]. Although the iPad does support tethering, it comes at such an exorbitant monthly charge that anyone who bought a WiFi only iPad hoping they could tether it to their iPhone will wish that they had just bought an iPad with both WiFi and 3G. Think of it as a [[Terri Schiavo|giant vegetable]] (iPad) comparing areola size to an amputated incestuous retard cousin (iPod).

[[File:FrogJobs.jpg|thumb|290px|Steve Jobs presents the iPad.]]

Clearly, there is a lack of originality in name choice. [[Some argue|Sources say]] that the [[mantrain|Creative Team]] spent around fifty minutes trying random combinations of letters after the letter "i", before some bright spark realized that they could easily replace the "o" in [[iPod]]. As a result, Apple has attempted to trademark the [[Pedophile|iPed]] and [[Penis|iPud]] in an attempt to deter the [[Chinese]] from bootlegging the iPad, but unfortunately, {{Archive|FcgVp|the chinks beat them to it.}}

== Origins ==
In June [[2009]], Michael Arrington, a [[douchebag]] masquerading as a [[lawyer]] masquerading as a tech [[blogger]], launched a prototype [[Linux]]-based tablet computer called the [http://techcrunch.com/2009/06/03/crunchpad-the-launch-prototype/ Crunchpad]. Unfortunately, Arrington made the fatal mistake of posting pictures of it and information about it to his blog which in turn led his [[Singapore]] based hardware contractor, Chandra Rathakrishnan of Fusion Garage, to attempt to steal the design. Chandra Rathakrishnan and Fusion Garage attempted to launch their newly illicitly-obtained tablet under the new name "JooJoo," [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JooJoo SRSLY!], but were promptly sued by Arrington who claimed that they had stolen his design. In their final betrayal of Arrington, Fusion Garage leaked the JooJoo's specs to Apple, who in turn [[Pwned|copied the JooJoo's hardware design and launched the iPad]] (iPad hardware is a clone of the JooJoo/Crunchpad). Arrington is currently suing Rathakrishnan while Rathakrishnan is trying to get production started by having you chip in by "preordering." He [http://thejoojoo.com/store/order/new accepts] both your VISA and Mastercard.

== Also known as Tablet/UMPC ==

Believe it or not, the iPad is merely a poor knockoff of [[Microsoft|Microsoft's]] Tablet/UMPC platform. This certainly indicates something about the iPad because Microsoft Tablets and Netbooks are pure liquid [[shit]]. Like everything else that is made my Microsoft, Windows tablets run hot, have about six minutes of battery life, and are manufactured by a bunch of [[Taiwan|Taiwanese]] corner-cutting [[Jews]] with drivers written by either 12-year-old [[script kiddies]] or trained monkeys. No one's really sure.

Rather than improve on the platform, Apple removed the QWERTY keyboard, USB ports, webcam, HDMI/VGA output, GPS, and 100GB+ of storage, and still managed to [[Jews|charge more than everyone else]]. Although typical [[Windows|Windows XP and Windows 7]] netbooks restrict multitasking to only 3 apps, they still thrash the hard drive like an epileptic hummingbird on [[crack]]. On the other hand, the iPad restricts you to only one app (which must be approved and signed by [[Steve Jobs|the lord and master's root certificate]]. This, of course, is absolutely revolutionary and a [[fap|stroke]] of genius on Apple's part.

== iTampon ==

[[File:Yesitsamaxipadjokewegetit.jpg|thumb|Just like regular pads, the [[Pun|iPad]] comes in three different sizes, depending on how heavy your flow is.]]
The very aptly named iPad comes from the fact, that even though you spent all your hipster welfare on this garbage, Apple will still do everything to bleed you dry.

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== [[Dental Plan|Data Plan]] ==

[[File:IPadnano.png|thumb|Coming soon to an Apple store near you!]]
[[File:Jobsistrollin.jpg|thumb|Utterly blatant]]

The latest way Apple, AT&T, and Verizon have combined forces to [[rape|rape you]] is to provide you with a ''Data Plan'', forcing you to pay $14.99/month for 250 MB and [[Bullshit|$29.99/month for 2GB]] [[Al Gore|tubes]] privileges, should you not be part of the 21st century or own a WiFi router. Essentially, you'll be using AT&T's or Verizon's [[Crap|3G]] network without the ability to make phone calls.

== Public Response ==

[[File:IPadvsStone.png|thumb|But can you get the stone in a staggering ''three'' varieties?]]

What was supposed to be a joyful day of [[fag|circle jerking]] ending prematurely, as the [[Macfags|Apple Fanboys]] did not like the iPad. It may have been because they realized their assholes were not big enough to have an iPad shoved up them or they realized that they don't have a [[vagina]].

[[File:Aapl1crash.jpg|centre|frame|Upon hearing the news of Apple's new extra large iPhone, Apple shareholders collectively shit themselves.]]

Despite this, Steve Jobs told everyone that on April 3, [[2010]], that if they didn't show up and received the rape the Macfags so eagerly were asking for, he would send an Apple Expert bottom bitch to their house to skullfuck them in the eye sockets until their ears ejaculated brains.

The Macfags understood that it was wrong to disobey the master pimp, and sure enough many of them camped out near their local Apple Store to pay the bottom bitch their money to give to the master pimp in exchange for their iPad.

== Things the iPad can't do ==
Much like Apple's other [[FAIL|failures]] (iPhone, iPod, iMac), the iPad has the following [[Is_not_a_bug,_it's_a_feature|features]].

* It can't be used to type documents because there it has no keyboard.
* It can't play 99% of internet videos or animated graphics because Apple still won't allow its mobile devices to use [[Flash]] ([http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2010/01/ipad-flash/ this, however, doesn't stop them from false advertising]).
* [[Vampire|It can't be used in any sunlight and the slightest bit that touches the screen will permanently ruin it]] (so much for being the "Kindle killer").
* It doesn't support SD expandable memory, so you're stuck with it's 16GB storage unless you want to [[rape|get reamed]] for an extra $100/200 for the 32 or 64GB models.
* It can't be used to plug in any of your USB devices like your USB vibrating dildo.
* [http://mashable.com/2010/03/21/ipad-picasa/ It won't support Picasa] and it probably won't support any other [[Google]] products because the Macfags are trying to start shit with Google.
* It can't right click.
* You can't change out the battery yourself. You have to pay Apple to do it for you.
* It can't touch water, milk, blood, sweet, tears, piss, shit, cum, or any cleaning product like alcohol, ammonia, or soap.
* It can't be [[Tethering|tethered]] to your iPhone without shelling out a huge extra monthly fee to either Verizon or AT&T
* It won't [[butthurt|alleviate that PWNed feeling]] you'll have when its replacement comes out in four months, or when a better Droid clone comes out in six, or when you realize that most laptops do more for less money right now.
* It won't let you [[socialism|share content]].
* It won't stop AT&T and Verizon from raping you each month.
* It won't pay for the coffee at Starbucks you'll buy attempting to avoid AT&T or Verizon rape by using their free WiFi.
* It doesn't support voice recording.
* It won't cure [[Steve Jobs]]' [[AIDS]].

== Who will actually buy/use this crap ==

[[File:GhettoblasteriPad.jpg|thumb|A nigger using the iPad]]
* [[Macfags]]
* [[Steve Jobs]]
* [[President Obama]]
* [[W|Former President George W. Bush]]
* Everyone who works at a Technology magazine (though not by their own volition; it's just part of their [[job]])
* [[Your Mom]]
* [[Black People]]
* [[Jews]] except for [[Cory Doctorow]][http://www.boingboing.net/2010/04/02/why-i-wont-buy-an-ipad-and-think-you-shouldnt-either.html] and anyone in Israel.
* [[Hitler]]
* [[Stephen Colbert]][http://mashable.com/2010/01/31/stephen-colbert-ipad/][http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/268823/april-01-2010/stephen-gets-a-free-ipad]
* [[Alex Jones]]
* [[Chris-chan]]

== Who would recommend this crap? ==

* [[Prostitute|Tech reviewers]] employed by desperate [[old media]] venues who have a vested interest in its success because they have an agreement with Apple to flog "special editions".[http://www.marketwatch.com/story/old-media-expects-too-much-from-the-ipad-2010-04-02]

== Buy an iPad, Lose a finger ==

In April 2010, shortly after the release of the original iPad, a Colorado resident named Bill Jordan had his newly purchased iPad stolen by some [[Nigger|nigger]], and lost his pinky finger in the process. Apparently Mr. Jordan had just exited the Apple Store, iPad in bag and bag in hand, when a nigger attacked him, grabbed the bag (which was wrapped around Mr. Jordan's finger), and ended up pulling off the victim's finger [http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-ipad-robbery-finger-041910,0,2809971.story].

==[[Goatse Security]] Breach==
{{rainbow|WWW.CFAADEFENSEFUND.COM Y'ALL}}
On June 9, 2010, [[AT&T]] admitted to a Gawker report that {{archive|Lu8iJ|they accidentally 114,000 iPads}} including some owned by some major dignitaries and A-List people when a group called [http://security.goatse.fr/ Goaste Security] gained access to their email accounts. {{archive|9KbjS|AT&T tried to downplay the severity}} of [[Jews|the problem]].

== What to do if you have an iPad ==

* Show it off.
* Post it on 4chan and troll /[[g]]/
* Take out a mortgage to purchase text-RPG and fart apps, because that's what comes out first.
* [[scat porn|Smudge]] the screen up with your greasy [[cum]] fingers.
* Be unable to enjoy gay hardcore [[CP]] because it doesn't have Flash.
* Cry yourself to sleep in Apple Debt.
* Get it stolen by a nigger and become [[an hero]] to impress your [[G|iFriends]].
* Take it to Israel and have it confiscated.
* Break it and buy another, you fucktard.
* [[Kill yourself]]...[[DO IT|seriously]].

== Memory Alpha drama ==

[[File:Ipad wesley.jpg|thumb|The image that caused most of the Memory Alpha sysops to [[an hero]] over their fantasy being destroyed.]]
Ever since the [[iPhone]] came out in 2007, people would occasionally go to the Memory Alpha ([[Star Trek]]) wiki and mention that the "PADD" fictional device from Star Trek is similar to an iPhone. For unknown reasons, this shattered the fantasy lives of the [[basement dwellers]] who ran the site. Unable to cope with this reality, they reverted all mention of it on site. After [http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Number_1_top_most_abusive_admin_filled_wiki_ever a digg article appeared], it led them to simply permanently remove any contributions related to it, falsely labeling them all as vandalism. [http://memory-alpha.org/en/index.php?title=Special:Log&page=Talk%3APADD Here is a link to the talk page logs alone, with them all deleted.] This led to [http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Special:Contributions/Cid_Highw%D1%96nd real vandalism] from [[Digg]] users. Three years later, in 2010, when the iPad was released, many of these admins [[an hero|committed suicide]], so no one remained alive to censor the article and mention crept in.

== Apple pays $220, [[You]] pay $500 ==

The materials to create the iPad will only cost $220 [http://www.macnn.com/articles/10/02/10/3g.models.likely.to.feed.more.profit/], giving the iPad a profit margin of over 50%. Although $500 is in fact more than 100% greater than $220, you the consumer will still get butt hurt. However like mobile phones and other gadgets 99.99999% of the cost of the product is paying for endorsements. This fits well with their motto, "Think Different," as the industry standard for profit margins after material prices is 15-20%.

[[Some argue|Analysts suggest]] that this will leave room for price reductions, which Apple will no doubt do six months after the iPad's release with the iPad Mini, a version of the iPad with half the features costing Apple $80 per iPad that they will sell for the more affordable price of $399! Oh, and did you know it overheats like a bitch, leaving you with no other choice but to [[Jew|buy another iPad with no compensation?]]

==iPad 2==

On March 2nd, [[2011]], less than a year after the release of the original iPad, [[Steve Jobs]] announced the iPad 2, thereby prompting Macfags to throw out their old, obsolete first generation iPads and shell out another $500 dollars for the [[Lies|new and improved]] model.

==iPad 2's New Features==

* [[Shit nobody cares about|The iPad 2 is 15% lighter and 33% thinner than the original iPad]]
* Unlike the original iPad, the iPad 2 has the addition of two cameras, one in the front and one in the rear, allowing you to take grainy, terrible-quality photos and videos without having to whip out your phone. The cameras can also be used for [[Bukkake|FaceTime]], which is Apple's shitty, WiFi-bound version of [[Skype]].
* The iPad 2 has a dual-core Apple A5 processor that [[Some say|Apple says]] is twice as fast and processes graphics [[Over 9000|over 9 times]] as fast as that of the original iPad.

==iPad Accessories==
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File:Apple_-_iPad_-_Accessories_-_02.jpg|Maxi Pad iPad Case
File:Apple_-_iPad_-_Accessories_-_03.jpg|Etch-a-Sketch iPad Cover
File:Apple_-_iPad_-_Accessories_-_04.jpg|The ultimate [[hipster]] accessory.
File:Apple_-_iPad_-_Accessories_-_05.jpg|*Patent Pending
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==Gallery==
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File:IPad.jpg|"The Lord Jehovah has blessed me with this tablet and the one commandment: BUY MY SHIT!"
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File:Newton.jpg|A prototype iPad: It's all been done before.
File:Fuj ipad.jpg|The real IPAD was released in 2002.
File:MaxIpad.jpg|The Winner
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:IFag.jpg|[[sage]]
File:IPad Use.jpg|The ipad so much [[lie|better]] than an actual computer.
File:HUMAN CENTiPAD.jpg|The best IPad shits in [[South Park|Kyle's]] mouth.
File:Kitten hates iPad.gif|Even [[cats]] hate it
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</gallery>}} 

== See also ==
* [[Apple]]
* [[Steve Jobs]]
* [[AT&T]]
* [[Verizon]]
* [[iPhone]]
* [[iPod]]
* [[Mac OS]]
* [[Macfags]]
* [[MacRumors]]
* [[Fail]]

==External links==
*[http://www.geekologie.com/2010/03/it_was_only_a_matter_of_time_i.php iPad official case for sale] and guess what it looks like.

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United Kingdom

2024-08-30T19:29:01Z

Caku: some missing yahoo link i found on wayback

{{achtung|[[Brexit|The UK is leaving the EU!]] <s>But [[Scotland]] is leaving the UK and joining the EU!</s> lol keep dreaming SNPfags!}}
{{spoilers|Queen Elizabeth II is dead, ding dong the wicked bitch is dead}}
[[Image:Britfag.jpg|thumb|230px|Typical Briton]]
[[File:Morris dancers.gif|thumb|300px|In parts of Britain, traffic signals are worshipped]]
[[File:Hitler%27s_women%27s_hockey_team.jpg|310px|thumb|You're doing it wrong.]]
The '''Country formerly known as the United Kingdom''', also known by its full name, [[TL;DR|The Country formerly known as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland]], and better known as the Divided Kingdom of Fail Crapton and Northern Terroristville, the Democratic Socialist Peoples Republic of Britistan and the United Kuntdom (UK), is a small turd floating in the seas off the coast of Europe. The natives are universally loathed for their rotten teeth and terrible women, even by other Europeans. National pastimes include wearing women's clothing, eating terrible food, bitching about the [[France|French]], going to Thailand or Eastern Europe to pump and dump cheap whores and venting suppressed military penis-envy towards the [[America|United States]], [[Russia]] and [[Chinks|China]].

National dress consists of bowler hats and smoking jackets which are worn even while bathing and swimming. Despite their history of epic military fails and lack of personal hygiene, they still believe that [[USI|they are the greatest people on the fucking planet.]]

Political opinion and culture in the UK, regardless of whether they are on the [[Communist|left-wing]] or [[Nazi|right-wing]], is best known for it's love of banning everything and anything and generally thinking that they can regulate and prohibit their way to utopia. This thinking has now reached a point where if you find yourself in the UK and you are wondering about the legality of an action, it's best just to assume that it's illegal. There is nothing that you can do legally in the UK that you can't do anywhere else, this combined with the fact that the country has no written constitution or constitutionally enshrined Bill of Rights, makes the UK one of the best examples of "soft core fascism" in the western world.

==Notable Areas==
[[File:Wicker man circle dance.gif|thumb|right|200px|Stonehenge, Wiltshire]]
The United Kingdom is divided into a number of smaller country-ettes, each of which is in its own little world. The imaginary distinctions between each pseudo-nation are painfully important to their denizens, mostly because it gives them something to preen about.

*[[England]]
*[[Londonistan]] ''the capital [[Shitty|city]]''
*[[Scotland]] ''also known as Northern England''
*[[Whales]]
*[[Northern Ireland]]
*Cornywall

==British Culture==
[[File:How British people talk.png|thumb|How British people talk.]]
===Cuisine===
[[Image:Crumpet news.jpg|right|200px]]
British food (with a [[Bacon and eggs|few exceptions]]) is notoriously bad. A majority of the food in the UK is tasteless, yet still [[fat|full of calories]]. This is generally because the majority of British folks (like the rest of Europe) would rather spend their time getting [[alcohol|shitfaced]] drunk every day than to be bothered to prepare meals. Besides, most British women can not cook anything other than crumpets or bacon and eggs, simply because food they try to make instantly violates 46 of the [[Over 9000|9001]] health codes in the UK.

It's unknown however whether the food they eat is a cause or effect of their notoriously bad teeth. [[Some argue]] a dreadful diet leads to tooth decay, while others claim that British dishes were invented solely to be eaten by people who obviously [[oral sex|don't give a shit about what effect it may have on their mouths]].

====The Effect on Teeth====
[[Image:Bad-teeth.jpg|thumb|200px|Genuine British Teeth]]
[[Image:British smiles.png|200px|right]]
[[Image:Ugly People 17.jpg|thumb|200px|right|authentic anglo beauty]]
The most efficient way to identify a Brit living in America or anywhere else in the world is to check his or her teeth. This form of identification only works outside the state of Kentucky. The absolute god-awfulness of their teeth is one of the few faults that the British will '''[http://web.archive.org/web/20210421154410/https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090619071820AAqoyzu actually admit to] '''. However, as with all things British, they manage to turn this into yet another thing to preen about. Brits do this by endlessly bitching that Americans care too much about teeth.

The lack of dental hygiene of the [[chav|typical]] UK citizen should not be dismissed as nit-picking just because, when compared to the rest of [[India|the world]], they don't seem so bad. Britain, after all, as a First World country and a major player on [[USA|the world stage]] should command [[shit nobody cares about|a modicum of respect]].

However, it should be noted that, unlike in America, dental care is free to people aged under 18; therefore, they have no real excuse. Oldfags must pay £16.50 for an examination and over £9,000 for actual treatment. The money raised by the dentists is invested in the [[irony|candy industry]].

===As Tourists===
[[Image:What defines a british person.jpg|thumb|Google is still accurate]]
When some [[troll|moron]] decided to build the "Chunnel" (a tunnel under the Channel that linked the UK with France) in 1994, all hell broke loose as the "Chunnel"'s sole purpose has proven to be allowing Britain's [[moron|hordes]] of perpetually drunk, violent [[caveman|soccer hooligans]] out of their cages to swarm onto the continent and wreak havoc. Granted, seeing as how this inconvenienced only the French, nobody else really gave a shit.
Much as they deny it, Brits are all mutts full of French, German, Italian and Norse blood, which, considering the [[batshit crazy|volatility]] of those races, probably explains why Brits are so all [[asshat|unpleasant]].

=== Climate ===
Rain. But not for much longer. Thanks to [[global warming]], when the gulf stream shuts down England will be treated to a climate more appropriate to its latitude, which is the same as that of [[Moscow]]. However since global warming is taking a fucking long time to get into gear, it still rains over 93% of the time. The chance of rain is statistically proven to be higher if the BBC says it will be sunny.

=== British Lifestyle ===
[[File:4984765+ 30775c038fda0f1bb2b552f88c2b1c8f.jpg|thumb|200px|GTA Britain would look something like this]]
Your typical British wankball will rise nice and early to pour a a gallon of tea down their ugly throats, and stuff some greasy breakfast into their mouth-holes, skipping brushing their teeth and a shower afterward, before eventually sitting down to glare at the rickety old movin' picture light box for a few hours before work. Typical morning programming will be the day's weather report of rain with a chance of terrorism, then to hear the countries national withered old couple Richard & Judy quickly whisk over some horrific international disaster, before moving onto something more light and entertaining, like an old lady in Dorchester who's renting out her vagina as a bed & breakfast or some shit.

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Your usual British citizen will then proceed to get up of his fat arse and walk out into the cold dreary rain, battling the weather and sand niggers shouting about how they will kill everyone, to walk into a dull and depressive office building or factory. These gormless bum-pickers will then stare into space for a while, watching the British empire's already crumbled husk sink further into the ground right before their witless eyes. When their break comes, they will gather round to speak ill about other countries, including the British ones. The English will bitch about Scotland and Wales, the Scottish will spout some shit about how they'll become independent, the Welsh will struggle to blink and talk at the same time, and the North Irish will run quickly from the daily pipe bomb that was just thrown through the window. The women of the country will stay at home being ugly. Other activities include squawking to their equally unattractive next door neighbor, both looking like melting wax sculptures of Cilla Black as they gossip about how the man across the road is probably a paedophile, or smacking their tiny chav spawn who run around in the streets flashing their bums and flinging rocks at passers by.

Britons will spend their free time drinking themselves to an early grave. Once work is over, thousands of them from lower to upper class all flock like an avalanche of hobos to their nearest drinking hole. Activities in these places will usually involve chatter about the last football game and loud insipid conversations about bloody immigrants before they all glass each other into unconsciousness. The upper class isn’t any different, perusing piss stained nightclubs and bars, pouring ridiculously expensive booze into their mouths and shoving even more expensive weak coke up their nostrils. In the middle of drinking they will make their way to the Lou that consists of a trough, a sink, a toilet that hasn't been cleaned in months, and three urinals at which men will hock loogies (gob as they say) and spit it on the floor or the wall in front of them. They'll return to their festivities, after not washing their hands of course. All this in an effort to make the make-up caked British sluts that totter around the streets just vaguely fuckable. Then everyone wakes up with a hangover to another dreary morning and the cycle starts again. God save the queen.

===Crime===
[[Image:British Police.jpg|thumb|200px|The British police (Yes, they are this [[gay]])]]
[[Image:Bannedinbritain.jpg|thumb|200px|BANNED IN BRITAIN]]
Crime is the UK's second national sport (the first being [[Football]]), and this second sport is becoming ever more popular as, at the urging of legions of elderly, white haired, [[Tory|Tory-voting]] [[old people|old women]] who hate everything and anything that might resemble [[fun]], [[Government|Big Brother]] is banning everything. (Yes, they are this [[stupid]]).

<big><big>'''People and things [[b&|banned]] and forbidden in Britain include:'''</big></big>

#[[Guns]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#Knives (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#[[Marijuana|House plants]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#[[Loli]]
#[[Shota]]
#[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/5291467/Profile-Michael-Savage-the-US-shock-jock-banned-from-Britain.html Michael Savage]
#[https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/under-starter-s-orders-the-latest-weapon-to-be-outlawed-1947204.html Starting races]
#Street parties
#'''{{archive|4pjbU|Manhunt 2}}'''
#Cutlery (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#[[Mike Tyson]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#'''{{archive|66NqN|Fred Phelps}}'''
#'''{{archive|3YjqR|Guro fap fantasies about Girls Aloud}}'''
#Saying horrid things about [[Princess Diana]]
#[[The Human Centipede|The Human Centipede 2]]
#[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7885918.stm Geert Wilders]
#[[Halloween]]
#Football Hooligans (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/8484116.stm Shopping in your pajamas]
#[[Snoop Dogg]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#[https://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/08/chris.brown.uk.ban/index.html?hpt=T3 Chris Brown]
#[[Trolling|Cyber-bullying]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#[[Hate Speech]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#[[Lauren Southern]]
#[[Martha Stewart]]
#[https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/giant-plasma-tvs-face-ban-in-battle-to-green-britain-1299665.html Plasma screen TVs] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#'''{{Archive|rwjOP|Photoshop}}''' (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#[[Chris Morris]]
#'''{{archive|Pe4rn|Fire extinguishers}}''' (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#'''{{archive|2VEqa|Goldfish}}'''
#[[Testicles|Conkers]]
#(Possibly) [[Donald Trump]]
#Nuclear weapons
#'''{{archive|P6Zdu|Puppies}}'''
#[[Christmas]] (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])
#Celebrating the Fourth of July (Yes, they are this [[jealous|jealous of America]])
#[[You]]

[[Fags|Law abiding citizens]] are left to be [[ass rape|escorted]] while going to the market. This brings great [[lulz]] to [[Amerifags]] as they are all armed to the teeth, and help each other out more often than those dirty [[nigger]]s kill each other.
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==The People==
[[IMage:A_british_gathering.jpg|thumb|What happens when British people get together]]
[[Image:Queen nude stamp.jpg|thumb|Elizabeth II, by Grace of [[God]], of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her [[Antigua and Barbuda|other]] [[Australia|Realms]] [[Canada|and]] [[New Zealand|Territories]] [[Queening|Queen]], Head of the [[Commonwealth]], Defender of the Faith]]
[[File:Woking 925.jpg|thumb|Public transport in Surrey]]
[[File:Weird british guy.jpg|thumb|The average British citizen; smoking a pipe and being faggy.]]

''UKunts'' are the inhabitants of the UK and are basically [[Europeans]] minus the class and culture. Besides ''UKunts'', other terms of endearment to describe the British are '''Brits''' and '''Limeys''' (if you're from America or Canada), '''Pommies''' and '''Pommy Bastards''' (if you are from Australia or New Zealand), '''Island Apes/Monkeys''' (if you are from Germany) and '''Goras''' (if you're from South Asia). Other words to call the British are '''Micks''', '''Paddies''', '''Scots''', and '''Neanderthals'''.

Like USA being infested with [[niggers]], Britain is also being infested with [[sand niggers]]. The first and most notable trait of the is their sense of elitism and entitlement - a leftover from an era when Britain ruled most of the world. Sadly, most of the British people, having lost their power, have not yet lost the feeling that they are better than everyone else. They also get wet dreams from [[Goatse|this]]. Most Britfags had their [[vagina|penis]] chopped off by their mother for getting their sister pregnant.

Despite the fact that Britfags think of the opposite they are actually much inferior in any way possible than other [[Europe|Zooropeans]] due to continuous race-mixing with subhumans and other genetic factors and culture.

Indeed, so far down the primrose path to genetic perdition is Britain that when neo-Nazis protest in town centers, they are harassed by [[Underage B&|15-year-old girls]] pushing a buggy full of niglets from having been knocked up by a pedaristic spade (an offence of statutory rape). Bystanders are so hypnotised by the ZOG machine that they stand and applaud while the neo-Nazi is [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3581295/My-daughter-s-mixed-race-booted-Moment-brave-mother-daughter-stood-neo-Nazi-protestors-advocating-free-white-Britain.html struck speechless with horror and flees, fearing for his own sanity.]
=== A Short List of European nations inferior to Britain ===

*[[Germans]]
*[[French]]
*[[Italians]]
*[[Austria|Austrians]]
*[[Swedish]]
*[[Norwegian]]
*[[Denmark|Legoland]]
*[[Finnish]]
*[[Dutch]]
*[[Iceland|Icelanders]]
*[[Belgium|Belgians]]
*[[Greeks]]
*[[Polish]]
*[[Irish]] (different from [[Northern Ireland]] for all of you dumbfuck [[Amerifags|yanks]])
*[[Estonia|Estonian]]
*[[Lithuania|Lithuanian]]
*[[Lesbian land|Lesbinian]]
*[[Latvia|Latvian]]
*[[Hungarian]]
*[[Sealand|Sealandic]]
*[[Switzerland|Swiss]]
*[[Serbian]]
*[[Spanish]]
*Slovakian
*Slovenian
*Luxembourgers
*Liechtensteiners
*Czechs

==Obesity==

UKunts are also famous for being extremely [[fat]]. The UK ranks at number ten on the worlds fattest country countdown, likely due to lack of exercise and high levels of crumpet eating. This is ironic, seeing as how the typical UK stereotype is that [[Americans]] are fat (not that many of them aren't, around 66% of Americans are obese).

==Ego==

The UK holds, without a doubt, the most annoying people on the planet. Everyone, from the 3-year-old to the ancient grandma talks in the worst accent known to man. Combining their terrible accent with how frequently they talk, they get the award. Most British, Irish, and Scottish accents sounds a high-pitched queef from a vagina that has been filled with cement combined with a retarded walrus with herpes in its mouth.

[[unwarranted self-importance| They have a syndrome, reinforced through education, parents and their fellow scumbag peers of being the best in the world because of a now long gone empire.]] They have not quite grasped the fact that all empires rise and fall, this false sense of importance constantly contributing to their image of being the [[lolcow|laughing stock]] of the rest of Europe.

Primitivity has to be considered. The UK is a slowly decaying country losing every possible form of human value. Their youth crime is one of the highest in Europe, and a charming night out will undoubtedly end up with a slap to the face and your phone stolen. Flocks of drunken [[slut|slags]] drift through the cold nights, clutching their high heels with one hand and straddling a cigarette with the other as they babble incoherently at passers-by.

Hypocrisy is an everyday part of life within British people. In the UK people have been brought up being told to not express their feelings and to be reserved. This hypocrisy often leads them to make jokes towards other individuals about what they really think of them; such hypocritical jokes being justified by the word 'banter'. British people find it very difficult to ever say to someone's face what they think of them, with their tiny little minds finding it difficult to comprehend actual empathy, they resort to this "banter" instead.

{{Quote| Haha yeah man, why are you, like, so fuckin' UGLY mate, haha yeah. Prat.| Decent banter}}

British are [[Jew|greedy]] [[brothel|shopkeepers]] who want Arabs to spend [[Jewgold]] buying their crap. But at the same time, they are too racist to tolerate Arabs walking/driving on their streets. Srsly they are grumpy about it and made this grumpumentary. They prefer the rich Arabs send in the [[Jewgold]] via mail order, rather than showing up in person. They believe they are being [[irony|colonized]].

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Srsly tho, the vid above does show that Brits can be some of the greatest IRL [[trolling|trolls]] and provide lots of lulz.

==Chavs==
{{Main|Chav}}
[[Image:Taking dump in police helmet.jpg|200px|thumb| law abiding Briton (Yes, they are this [[stupid]])]]
Chavs are basically the [[Wigger|white version of niggers]], living off the state and smoking enough pot to turn your skin fluorescent. Instead of getting their pasty white asses a job or paying for their own home they would rather bitch about how hard their life is, try to rap, and spawn more children than [[Your Mom]], who will then live the exact same life as their parents with enthusiasm that makes Jesus cry. Such individuals are nonexistent in the rest of Europe, and these subhumans result in the English having a "hate syndrome" with one another, and no moral or dignified background.

[[File:Smokinglol.jpg|thumb|As seen in the above image, British women are the epitome of class.]]

==Things The British Hate==

#Practicing dental hygiene.
#Traffic
#The [[French]].
#Taking away the gallons of tea they drink everyday.
#The [[USA]].
#David Cameron.
#Eating good food.
#Sean Penn.
#The [[Germans]].
#Tipping.
#Piers Morgan.
#[[Cops]].
#The 4th of July.
#Saying something negative about the Royals.
#Children.
#[[Rednecks]].
#Tony Blair.
#Self-defense.
#Brussels.
#American football.
#The Scottish (which ''is'' part of the UK).
#[[Islam|Abu Hamza]].
#The Irish.
#[[Old people]].
#Halloween.
#The EU.
#[[Perez Hilton|Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr]].
#Guns.
#The [[China|Chinese]]
#[[W|George Dubbya]].
#Toothbrushes.
#Toothpaste.
#The [[Scottish]]
#The Welsh
#Mouthwash.
#The [[Australians|Aussies]].
#Gordon Brown.
#Keeping sober.
#The [[Canadians]].
#Warm and sunny tropical weather.
#[[Shit|Hershey's Chocolate]].
#India.
#Themselves
#The [[Spanish]]
#[[You]].

==Famous Britfags==

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*[[CheekyBen]]
*[[Gary Glitter]]
*[[Gordon Brown]] - Ex-Prime Minister
*Deputy PM [[Nick Clegg]] & PM [[David Cameron]] — the first [[gay]] couple to be in office together
*[[Princess Diana]]
*[[Susan Boyle]]
*[[Tony Blair]]
*[[Jack the Ripper]]
*[[Margaret Thatcher]]
*[[Heather Howland]]
*[[UKIP|Nicholas Farage]]
*[[The Royal Family]]
*[[The Beatles]]
*[[Liverpool|Wayne Rooney]]
*[[Mr. Bean]]
*[[Gordon Ramsay]]
*[[Monty Python]]
*[[Gary Coleman|Sir Garrick Coleman of Stroke]]
*[[Soccer|David Beckham]]
*[[House|Hugh Laurie]]
*[[Rage|Russell Crowe]]
*[[Steve Irwin]]
*[[Kangaroo Jack]]
*[[Morrissey]]
*[[Jimmy Savile]] - If you are a Brit, there is a 2 in 10 chance that he has molested you
*[[Ed Balls]]
*[[Michael Ryan]]
*[[Derrick Bird]]

== History ==
[[File:Wicker man ritual.gif|thumb|Harvest festival in Derbyshire]]
[[Image:Union-jack.gif|thumb|220px|The Union flag]]
[[Image:English nazis2.png|thumb|220px|The Union flag according to /[[k/]]]]
===Early History===
Since [[before the Internets|earliest recorded history]], the evil [[ginger]] [[ebaumsworld|Barbarian tribes]] inhabiting the Kingdoms of [[Scotland]], [[Ireland]], and the Principality of [[Wales]] have been creating [[drama|havoc]] as a way to [[gangbang|gang up]] against one another.

Following the [[hangover|"Scottish Enlightenment"]] and [[slavery|Industrial Revolution]], Scotland became the world's dominant industrial and [[Pain|maritime]] power, playing a leading role in developing parliamentary [[demockery]] and in advancing [[Garfield|literature]] and [[TV|science]]. As hard as this is to believe if you've ever met a [[anus|shit]] eating '''Ned''' (as they prefer to be called), it may be explained when you consider that, like the Jew, the Scots are all [[Jew|skinflints]] when it comes to money.

Until recently, the Channel had kept all enemy [[i|invasion]]s at bay despite frequent 'pop-ins' from such diverse [[anon|party crashers]] as the:
*[[Roman Empire|Romans]]
*[[Vikings]]
*[[France|French]]
*[[Germany|Germans]]
*[[Denmark|Danes]]
*[[Norway|Norwegians]]
*[[Paki]]s.

However, most found the [[puke|British food]]--and obligatory [[piss|lukewarm beer]]--and weather to be so atrocious and [[snob|the people]] so thoroughly obnoxious that they would [[GTFO]] asap, leaving behind their cultural trappings, which the Brits then fashioned into a culture of their own.

===[[Epic Fail|The British Empire]]===
[[Image:Royals.png|thumb|300px|Which one of these crusty perverts is getting a blowjob from [[Madeleine McCann]] right now? SMS the number to 09011 32 22 to WIN! (*UK Residents only. Some conditions apply).]]

{{quote|"The sun never sets on the British Empire."|On 27 December 2008, the sun set on the British Empire at precisely 15:58.}}

{{quote|"...because [[God]] doesn't trust us in the dark."}}

After losing to some [[epic fail|closeted Frenchmen in the Battle of 1066]] and getting their asses taken over by the [[fags|perfumed fops]] of a foreign royal court, the British decided that it would be more fun if they were the ones doling out the [[faggotry]], instead of receiving it. Thus did the British [[attention whore|will to empire]]. There is no doubt this was the greatest [[period]] in British history and a victory for [[white people]] which would not end until the abolition of slavery.
[[Image:Wing Commander Roger Morewood.jpg|thumb|200px|left|This sort of man is why Britain was funnier than America.]]
[[File:British imperial officer uses bengali woman as transport.jpeg|200px|thumb|left|For King, country, and the lulz]]
At its peak, the [[old meme|British Empire]] covered over [[pwnt|one-fourth of the earth's surface]] and nearly one third of its population. Under [[The Royal Family|Queen Victoria]], the [[Army|British Army]] and [[drunk|Navy]] went forth to go where no man had gone before and kindly teach the filthy, godless natives--from the black person of Africa to the [[Jenkem|ripe smelling]] [[Indians|box-wallahs]] of India to [[rickroll|rickshaw]] pulling [[chinks]] of China--the wonders of [[whitey|civilization]] and the [[NO U|word of God]] using some good opium (and a lot of guns failing that). While they were at it, they trolled the fuck out of each nation they favored by making them convert to the British way. This included insisting that everyone drive on the wrong side of the road, speak [[Queening|the Queen's]] English and wear [[gay|suitable]] attire. They also installed bureaucracies in every government and private institutions that would provide enough [[bureaucratic fuck|red tape]] to ensure that the natives would never get restless, since they'd be preoccupied trying to throttle Gupta for having them fill out a form in triplicate to get a fucking train ticket.

[[Image:queenofengland2.jpg|thumb|220px|[[Winston Churchill]] showing his contempt for the British people.]]

Because the [[British]] have a long history of [[pwn|conquering]] [[n00b|helpless brown people]] in Third World shitholes, they have developed [[unwarranted self-importance|delusions of grandeur]] and believe that their empire was greater than it really was. It is a known [[fact]] that Britain's performance drops slightly when their opponents are other [[White]] people, apart from numerous British victories, which are nothing short of ownage.

Because of Britain's activities in sending degenerate [[DO NOT WANT|Irishmen]] to their colonies to fuck like beasts and [[New York|outnumber the local population]], resentment has been simmering against Britain around the world for some time. In particular, people in Africa seem upset about some [[shit nobody cares about|stupid shit that nobody really understands]] and some unpronounceable African dumbfuck word called apartheid, including the grandfather of the [[Barack Hussein Obama|President of the United States]]. [[Some argue]] that Obama, in classic black person tradition, will send his homies to pop a cap in the UK's collective ass as retribution for what it did to the father of the father that abandoned him as a baby, but this is mostly speculation.

===Decline===
Of course all [[win]] eventually turns into [[fail]] and the British Empire swiftly went downhill. The United Kingdom is no longer [[1337|considered an international superpower]] and the United Kingdom now spends its time split between trying to get [[chav]]s neutered and sending its youth to [[rape]] and pillage the [[Middle East]] at the request of its [[Fag|American]] cohorts because they [[Vietnam|fuck up without them around]]. Britons particularly despise the [[Israel|Israelis]] for their part in introducing their former King to Jew.

Ironically the UK is now trying to keep another [[EU|evil empire]] from taking over and ruining its ass. It's clear that the [[Nazi|Germans]], [[French]] and [[Dutch]] are just seriously jealous of the ex-prestige of this country.

==British Time==
[[File:Britfag Thread 7 Bong.jpg|thumb|left|Britfag culture.]]
[[File:Oi It's 7 Bong.jpg|thumb|A factual account of how the British tell the time.]]
[[File:Superior English Time.png|thumb|A rough guide to British time for any Americans.]]
Foreigners visiting Britain for the first time may notice that British people never seem to be wearing watches. Similarly, clocks are absent. This can prove disconcerting, until one realizes that clocks are, in fact, extinct in Britain and have been since the days of [[Bitch|Queen Victoria]], when they where hunted to extinction by [[steampunk|steampunks]] who plundered their innards to decorate their ugly clothes and fashion accessories with.

The only survivor of this nationwide [[holocaust|chronocaust]] is the huge clockface of the belltower of the Houses of Parliament in [[Londonistan]], affectionately known as Big Ben. It is thought that Big Ben was spared, not only due to it being too high for most to reach, but also because the immense size of its component parts made them unsuitable and impractical to attach to clothing, even for the most [[swag|ostentatious]] of [[steampunk|steampunks]].

Because of this, Big Ben fills a vital function in British life as it is their only way of knowing exactly what time it is. On the hour, whenever Big Ben chimes, an awed hush descends on the nation as every single Britfag stops whatever they are doing and listens intently, counting off the chimes on their fingers, before cheerfully and loudly announcing, for example, "[[U WOT M8|OI, IT'S 7 BONG!]]" for the benefit of those who might not be aware of what time it is.

Big Ben is to be destroyed by [[terrorists]] in the year 2020, as fortold in [[Alan Moore]]'s <s>graphic novel</s> movie, ''[[V for Vendetta]]'', plunging the nation into [[anarchy]] and confusion as to what time EastEnders is on tonight. In a desperate attempt to head off the fated catastrophe, [[David Cameron]] has devised a last-ditch plan to filter all [[internet|internet pr0n]] through BAE Detica blackboxes. Every fictional character portrayed in Britain will be interviewed to determine whether the sex she was having was consensual or not. Since when you think of it, sex is an adjunct to marriage, and marriage is a patriarchal institution, and therefore women are actually being coerced by a brutal economic system, any careful viewer should understand it is not. When every last man in Britain is put behind bars for three years, they cannot appear in Guy Fawkes masks and overthrow the government. Hmmm, unless the protesters in the movie were actually women? I never thot of that...

==How to Troll a British person==
[[Image:Chav.jpg|thumb|Say something nice about [[Tony Blair]].]]

*Although technically part of [[Europe]] (and a member of the [[EU]]) [[Some argue|some]] British people [[elitist|do not consider]] [[fucktards|themselves]] [[Eurofag]]s and will likely [[caveman|shove a broken bottle]] in your face if [[Americans|you]] point this fact out to them.
*Call them the niggers of Europe. You wouldn't be wrong in doing so because thats exactly who the British act like on holiday. They somehow can't keep their genitals in their pants or off their male friends proof: '''{{archive|WCVI3}}'''
*Ask them why they hate immigrants so much. Tell them that the immigrants coming in can only better the already extremely inbred British genepool and in the end possibly produce good looking British people for once.
*Say something bad about [[Princess Diana]].
*Remind them that Winston Churchill was legally American because his mom was born in Brooklyn, New York.
*Make jokes and stereotypes about the British which have not been used since the 19th century (see the [[English]] article for tips).
:*Bonus points if you constantly shout "BLIMEY!", "I SAY!" and "OH I DO BELIEVE I FANCY SOME SCONES!". This will cause the Brit to shit rage bricks. Watch out for his scalding hot tea.
*Make jokes about the Royal Family.
*Mention anything positive about the French.
*"Praise the Irish. Long live the IRA!"
*Tell them how you're [[American]] and how much more awesome [[Amerikkka]] is than Britain. You'll likely receive replies such as:
:*BOLLOCKS, I 'ATE THE BLOODY YANKS!
:*BLIMEY! WE 'AVE A YANK IN [[THE GAME]]!
:*GTFO YOU BLOODY YANK!
:*FUCK YOU YOU FAT FUCKING TWAT!
*Just know it will always have "yank" in it. Damn [[soviet|red]] coats
*Brits have got the monarchy, the US has the money, but I know that you wanna be [[DO NOT WANT|Canadian!]]
*English people hate foreigners, foreign languages and Americans, so trolling couldn't be easier! You don't even need to be able to speak a language, provided you speak fast enough in whatever [[Moonspeak|gobbly-garbage]] you're speaking, just play your role well enough and all the English people will do is just yell louder (because speaking slower and louder makes every language better).
:*Bonus points are awarded if you play a foreign hooker in Thailand or Amsterdam, so that your mark yells 'HOW MUCH FOR SEX?'
*If the word yank is used, respond along the lines of "Oh my, I haven't had anyone toss me off in awhile. Would you like to exchange [[twitter]] info and meet up IRL?" Most Britfags are homophobic and turning their gay little insult, into what it really is, will cause their puny minds to implode and the rage to flow.
*[[Truth|Point out the fact that they have no civil rights written down in any form of a constitution, and thus, have had their right to bear arms raped in an emergency act of parliament, just because someone shot a couple kids in a high school.]] Note that these members of parliament where probably elected to represent in ghettos they have never been to, due to the way British government is designed to rape immigrants. Also try and avoid the fact that their rights are actually present, just in a whole clusterfuck of documents as opposed to [[Constitution|one]], and that they are [[Irony|better protected by law]] from oppression by the [[W|political]] [[Obama|elite]]. Of course, they won't care to know about this. Why would they when they can watch X Factor?
*Run around and start screaming, [[Bullshit|"AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS THE BEST SPORT ON EARTH!"]] You will most likely be mugged and stabbed to death, especially by hooligan firms (which are mainly chavs).
*Let them know that even though the sun never sets on the British Empire, the lights in their cars don't work, thanks to Lucas Electric.
*Point out that two-thirds of the world's English-speakers are American, English-language culture is now dominated by Americans, and that the English identity barely exists anymore, having been mostly usurped and improved by Americans.
*Tell them how much the movie [[Mel Gibson|The Patriot]] is the greatest and most accurate war film evar.
*Explain to them that the Americans "save" them in every war and that they beg for our help.
*Bring up Gibraltar[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/gibraltar/10236507/The-Spanish-must-take-their-hands-off-Gibraltars-throat.html][https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/aug/19/gibraltar-dispute-navy-warship-westminster]

== Why The British Suck ==

[[File:British Soldiers.jpg|center]]

#They don't practice proper dental hygiene.
#They smell funny.
#It rains too much in the UK.
#They always whine about [[France]].
#They still have an outdated, insignificant monarchy that doesn't give a shit about how their country is run as they suck their taxes dry.
#They drink too much.
#They're the leftover, butthurt descendants of people who saw the fall of their long gone, once-glorious and power empire.
#They're the fattest people in Europe.
#They let a bunch of niggers, sandniggers and [[China|chinks]] flood their country.
#They're ugly and look inbred.
#They coax and pamper their killers, drug dealers and rapists while sending them off to holiday camps for 2-5 years or so.
#They bitch constantly about how violently gun-loving [[America]] is even though they have the highest murder rate in Europe with repeated daily stabbings, muggings and gang-rapes.
#They have Piers Morgan.
#They talk in all sorts of annoying accents that rapes the ears.
#They're still butthurt because they lost the American Revolutionary War.
#They created [[Harry Potter]].
#Most of them are [[Snob|stuck-up]] [[cunts]].
#They violently fight and kill each other over football.
#They complain about [[Americunts]] being arrogant and thinking that they're the best people in the world, even though they act they same way themselves.
#Their politicians are spineless pussies.
#Their police are also spineless pussies.
#Most of them have inflated, fragile egos.
#They produced [[Simon Cowell]].
#They have disgusting food which is considered the worst in the world.
#They produced [[Gordon Ramsay]].
#They produced [[One Direction]]
#They spend endless days confined in their bedrooms posting bullshit, trolling comments on their shitty, British-run tabloid websites like the Guardian and the [[Daily Mail]].
#They made Amy Winehouse.
#They made The Beatles
#They're political correctness's capital of the world

=== Britland is convoluted as shit ===

*[[Commons:File:British_Isles_Euler_diagram_15.svg|Euler diagram]]

It is no wonder that people don't know where this stuff is located (and funny that Brits get pissy about it).

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User:Belteshazzar/Теракт в «Крокус Сити Холле»

2024-08-30T19:13:28Z

Caku: Russian version of the Crocus City Hall attack, honestly should just be deleted. nowikid to clear errors

<nowiki>{{Террористическая атака
| Название = Теракт в «Крокус Сити Холле»
| Изображение = Elimination of the consequences of a fire in "Crocus City Hall" (March 25, 2024).jpg
| Размер изображения = 350px
| Подпись = Разбор завалов внутри обрушившегося концертного зала «Крокус Сити Холла»
| Способ атаки = [[стрельба]], [[насилие с применением ножа|поножовщина]], [[поджог]], [[взрыв]]
| Место нападения = {{RUS}}, [[Московская область]], [[Красногорск]], «[[Крокус Сити Холл]]»
| Координаты = {{coord|55.825833|N|37.390556|E|scale=5000|display=inline,title}}
| Цель атаки = [[массовое убийство]] [[Гражданское население|гражданского населения]]
| Дата = [[22 марта]] [[2024 год]]а
| Время = 19:58—20:11<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.kommersant.ru/doc/6594023|title=Совещание по мерам после теракта в «Крокусе». Что сказали Путин, Бастрыкин и Голикова|lang=ru|website=[[Коммерсантъ]]|date=2024-03-25|access-date=2024-03-26}}</ref> МСК ([[UTC+3]])
| Погибшие = не менее 145 (данные уточняются)<ref name=":16" />
| Раненые = 551 (данные уточняются)<ref name=":15" />
| Число террористов = неизвестно (данные уточняются), 4 вероятных исполнителей задержано<ref name="автоссылка1">{{Cite news|title=Теракт в "Крокус Сити Холле": ФСБ сообщила о задержании нападавших|url=https://www.svoboda.org/a/terakt-v-krokus-siti-holl-fsb-soobschila-o-zaderzhanii-napadavshih/32874076.html|website=Радио Свобода|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23|lang=ru|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323113659/https://www.svoboda.org/a/terakt-v-krokus-siti-holl-fsb-soobschila-o-zaderzhanii-napadavshih/32874076.html|url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{cite news|lang=en |title=Moscow attack: Gunmen kill dozens at Crocus City Hall in Moscow |url=https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-68642162 |access-date=23 March 2024 |publisher=[[Би-би-си]] |date=2024-03-23 |archive-date=22 March 2024 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322182124/https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-68642162 |url-status=live }}</ref>
| Подозреваемые = [[Вилаят Хорасан]]<ref name="pictures">{{Cite news |title=تنظيم "الدولة" يقدم روايته عن هجوم موسكو |trans-title=The organization of the [Islamic] "State" presents its version about the Moscow attack |url=https://www.enabbaladi.net/692453/تنظيم-الدولة-يقدم-روايته-عن-هجوم-موسك/ |date=2024-03-23|url-status=live |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323195239/https://www.enabbaladi.net/692453/تنظيم-الدولة-يقدم-روايته-عن-هجوم-موسك/ |archive-date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-03-23 |work=Enab Baladi |language=ar}}</ref><ref name="photo-telegraph">{{cite news |last1=Yan |first1=Sophia |title=Islamic State attackers publish selfie following Moscow attack |url=https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/03/23/why-did-isis-k-attack-a-moscow-theatre/ |access-date=23 March 2024 |work=The Telegraph |date=23 March 2024 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323190913/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/03/23/why-did-isis-k-attack-a-moscow-theatre/ |archive-date=23 March 2024}}</ref><ref name="Amaq video">{{Cite news |date=2024-03-23 |title=Atentado en Moscú: ISIS-K difundió un escalofriante video del ataque desde adentro con gritos de "Alá es grande" |trans-title=Attack in Moscow: ISIS-K released a chilling video of the attack from inside with shouts of “Allah is great” |url=https://www.clarin.com/mundo/atentado-moscu-isis-k-difundio-escalofriante-video-ataque-adentro-gritos-ala-grande_0_2hfxIkC2ao.html |url-status=live |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324005211/https://www.clarin.com/mundo/atentado-moscu-isis-k-difundio-escalofriante-video-ataque-adentro-gritos-ala-grande_0_2hfxIkC2ao.html |archive-date=2024-03-24 |work=[[Clarín (Argentine newspaper)|Clarin]] |language=es}}</ref><ref name="isisk" /><ref name="U.S. confirmation" /> ([[Исламское государство]])
| Оружие = [[Автомат Калашникова|автоматы Калашникова]], [[холодное оружие|ножи]], [[пистолет Макарова|пистолеты Макарова]], [[коктейль Молотова]]<ref name="pictures"/><ref name="Amaq video"/>, [[бензин]]
| Способ нападения =
| Террористы = неизвестно
| Организаторы =
}}
'''Террористический акт в «[[Крокус Сити Холл]]е»''' ([[Красногорск]])  произошёл [[22 марта]] [[2024 год]]а около 20:00 по [[Московское время|московскому времени]]. Нападение сопровождалось [[Массовая стрельба|массовой стрельбой]] и [[взрыв]]ами<ref name=":2">{{Cite web |url=https://www.interfax.ru/russia/951937 |title=В оперслужбах сообщили о втором взрыве в Crocus City Hall |date=2024-03-22 |publisher=[[Интерфакс]] |access-date=2024-03-23}}</ref>: нападавшие открыли огонь по находившемуся в здании [[Гражданское население|гражданскому населению]], подожгли зрительный зал, а затем покинули здание и скрылись на автомобиле. В результате атаки погибли не менее 145<ref name=":16">{{Cite web|url=https://www.rbc.ru/society/03/04/2024/660d02c39a79474459fe7bd8|title=Число погибших детей при теракте в «Крокусе» выросло до шести|lang=ru|website=[[РБК]]|date=2024-04-03}}</ref> человек (из них шестеро детей<ref name=":16" />) и 551 человек получил ранения<ref name=":15">{{Cite web|url=https://lenta.ru/news/2024/03/29/chislo-postradavshih-pri-terakte-v-krokuse-prevysilo-550-chelovek/|title=Число пострадавших при теракте в «Крокусе» превысило 550 человек|lang=ru-Ru|website=Lenta.RU|access-date=2024-03-29}}</ref>. В результате взрывов и пожара здание концертного зала было почти полностью разрушено<ref name=":11">{{Cite web|url=https://www.currenttime.tv/a/chto-iszvestno-ob-igil-khorasan-i-napadeniu-na-crocus/32874547.html|title=Что известно о группировке «Вилаят Хорасан», которая может быть причастна к нападению на «Крокус», и почему их целью стала Россия|lang=ru|website=Настоящее Время|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23}}</ref><ref name=":1">{{Cite web|url=https://www.rbc.ru/society/23/03/2024/65fe700a9a794782910154ec|title=Минздрав Подмосковья сообщил о гибели троих детей при теракте в «Крокусе»|lang=ru|website=РБК|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23}}</ref>{{Переход|Хронология теракта}}.

Нападение стало одним из крупнейших [[Терроризм в России|терактов в истории современной России]], по числу жертв уступая только [[Террористический акт в Беслане|террористическому акту]] в [[Беслан]]е (2004 год)<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/po-dannym-sk-pri-napadenii-na-krokus-pogibli-133-cheloveka-eto-krupneyshiy-terakt-v-rossii-po-chislu-pogibshih-posle-beslana|title=По данным СК, при нападении на «Крокус» погибли 133 человека. Это крупнейший теракт в России по числу погибших после Беслана|date=2024-03-23|publisher=Meduza|access-date=2024-03-23|quote=Нападение на „Крокус Сити Холл“ стало крупнейшим терактом в России по числу погибших после Беслана. В результате захвата бесланской школы № 1 в сентябре 2004 года погибли 334 человека|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323222015/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/po-dannym-sk-pri-napadenii-na-krokus-pogibli-133-cheloveka-eto-krupneyshiy-terakt-v-rossii-po-chislu-pogibshih-posle-beslana|url-status=live}}</ref>. Президент России [[Путин, Владимир Владимирович|Владимир Путин]] объявил 24 марта [[Дни национального траура в Российской Федерации|днём общенационального траура]]<ref name=":8">{{Cite web|url=https://tass.ru/proisshestviya/20334083|title=Путин объявил 24 марта днём общенационального траура|website=[[ТАСС]]|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23}}</ref>{{Переход|Реакция в России}}. Теракт вызвал широкое международное осуждение и соболезнования{{переход|Международная реакция}}.

Ответственность за теракт взяло на себя [[Афганистан|афганское]] отделение международной террористической организации «[[Исламское государство]]» — «[[Вилаят Хорасан]]»<ref name="isisk">{{cite news|title=What We Know About ISIS-K, the Group That Claimed Responsibility for the Moscow Attack|first=Eric|last=Schmitt|url=https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/22/us/politics/isis-k-moscow-attack.html|date=22 March 2024|access-date=23 March 2024|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323002328/https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/22/us/politics/isis-k-moscow-attack.html|archive-date=23 March 2024|author-link=Eric Schmitt|url-status=live|newspaper=[[The New York Times]]}}</ref><ref name=":32">{{cite news|title=ISIS claims responsibility for attack in busy Moscow-area concert venue that left at least 40 dead|last2=Chernova|first2=Anna|url=https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/22/europe/crocus-moscow-shooting/index.html|work=[[CNN]]|date=22 March 2024|access-date=22 March 2024|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322192409/https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/22/europe/crocus-moscow-shooting/index.html|archive-date=22 March 2024|last1=Knight|first1=Mariya|last3=Tarasova|first3=Darya|url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{cite web|lang=en|url=https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/moscow-shooting-concert-hall-attack-russia-ukraine-war-b2517277.html|title=Moscow concert hall attack latest: ISIS claims responsibility for shooting that killed more than 60 people|publisher=[[The Independent]]|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323052738/https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/moscow-shooting-concert-hall-attack-russia-ukraine-war-b2517277.html|archive-date=23 March 2024|access-date=23 March 2024|url-status=live}}</ref>{{Переход|Ответственность}}. Точное число террористов, участвовавших в атаке, официально не называется, но, по предварительным данным, их могло быть около пяти<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://versia.ru/kolichestvo-pogibshix-pri-terakte-v-krokus-siti-xoll-uvelichilos-do-60-chelovek|title=Количество погибших при теракте в «Крокус Сити Холл» увеличилось до 60 человек|lang=ru|website=versia.ru|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23}}</ref><ref name="NumTeror">{{Cite web|url=https://www.interfax.ru/moscow/951929|title=На Crocus City Hall напали до пяти человек с оружием|lang=ru|website=[[Интерфакс]]|date=2024-03-22|access-date=|archive-date=2024-03-22|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322205218/https://www.interfax.ru/moscow/951929|url-status=live}}</ref> и более<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://sn-gazeta.ru/rossiya/v-krokus-siti-holle-moglo-byt-bolshe-chem-5-boevikov/|title=В Крокус Сити Холле могло быть больше чем 5 боевиков|lang=ru-RU|first=Владлен|last=Перегонцев|website=Смоленская народная газета|date=2024-03-22|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-22|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322211253/https://sn-gazeta.ru/rossiya/v-krokus-siti-holle-moglo-byt-bolshe-chem-5-boevikov/|url-status=live}}</ref>. Сообщается о задержании более 10 человек в России, в том числе четырёх предполагаемых исполнителей<ref name="rg1">{{Cite web|url=https://rg.ru/amp/2024/03/28/sk-zaderzhan-eshche-odin-podozrevaemyj-v-finansirovanii-terroristov-iz-krokusa.html|title=СК: Задержан еще один подозреваемый в финансировании террористов из "Крокуса"|lang=ru|website=[[Российская газета]]|date=2024-03-28|access-date=2024-03-28}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://iz.ru/1688345/2024-04-26/zaderzhan-eshche-odin-predpolagaemyi-souchastnik-terakta-v-krokuse|title=Задержан еще один предполагаемый соучастник теракта в «Крокусе»|lang=ru|first=|last=|website=[[Известия]]|date=2024-04-26|access-date=}}</ref> {{Переход|Задержание подозреваемых}}. По сообщению [[Министерство внутренних дел Российской Федерации|МВД России]], все четверо — иностранные граждане<ref name=":13">{{Cite web|title=В МВД опровергли российское гражданство у подозреваемых в теракте|url=https://www.rbc.ru/politics/23/03/2024/65fee9f59a7947297940ef97|website=[[РБК]]|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323164721/https://www.rbc.ru/politics/23/03/2024/65fee9f59a7947297940ef97|url-status=live}}</ref>{{Переход|Предполагаемые исполнители}}.

== Предыстория ==

=== Место теракта ===
[[Файл:Crocus_City_Hall_2020.jpg|мини|Здание «Крокус Сити Холла» в 2020 году]]
[[File:Крокус Сити Холл 30.03.2024.jpg|мини|Здание «Крокус Сити Холла» после теракта, 30 марта 2024 года]]
{{Основная статья|Крокус Сити Холл}}
«[[Крокус Сити Холл]]» (Crocus City Hall) — концертный зал в [[Красногорск]]е ([[Московская область]]), расположенный на территории делового центра «[[Крокус-Сити]]». Открыт 25 октября 2009 года. Принадлежит холдингу [[Crocus Group]] российского предпринимателя [[Агаларов, Араз Искендер оглы|Араза Агаларова]]. Построен по проекту Crocus Group при техническом сопровождении [[Центральный научно-исследовательский институт строительных конструкций имени В. А. Кучеренко|Центрального научно-исследовательского института строительных конструкций им. В. А. Кучеренко]]. Семиэтажное здание имело общую полезную площадь более 38 000 м²<ref name=":0">{{Cite web|url=https://tass.ru/proisshestviya/20320557|title=Теракт в "Крокус сити холле". Факты|website=TACC|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323042044/https://tass.ru/proisshestviya/20320557|archive-date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-22|url-status=live}}</ref>. Обычная вместимость зала — 6200 человек, максимальная — 9500 человек (достигается, если в партере организован танцпол)<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://lenta.ru/news/2024/03/22/krokus-siti-holl-gde-nahoditsya-adres-karta-chto-za-zal-vmestimost/|title=«Крокус Сити Холл»: где находится, адрес, карта, что за зал, вместимость|date=2024-03-22|publisher=Lenta.ru|access-date=2024-03-23}}</ref>. Концертный зал является частью павильона № 3 выставочного центра «[[Крокус Экспо]]»<ref>{{Cite web |url=http://www.mirexpo.ru/expocentres/crocus.shtml |title=Крокус Экспо — Международный выставочный центр |access-date=2024-03-24 |archive-date=2023-10-01 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20231001182937/http://www.mirexpo.ru/expocentres/crocus.shtml |url-status=live }}</ref>. Кроме концертного зала в павильоне находятся 9 залов (с № 12 по № 20), отель «Аквариум», подземная парковка, надземные переходы в павильон № 2 и на станцию метро «[[Мякинино (станция метро)|Мякинино]]»<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.crocus-expo.ru/assets/images/Navigator_layers_new.png|title=Схема зданий ВВЦ «Крокус Экспо»|publisher=crocus-expo.ru|access-date=2024-03-24|archive-date=2023-08-10|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20230810023641/https://www.crocus-expo.ru/assets/images/Navigator_layers_new.png|url-status=live}}</ref>. Безопасность объекта обеспечивало частное охранное предприятие [[Общество с ограниченной ответственностью (Россия)|ООО]] [[Частная охранная организация|ЧОП]] «Крокус Профи»<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://tass.ru/politika/20328851|title=Хинштейн заявил, что Росгвардия не имеет отношения к охране "Крокус сити холла"|website=TACC|access-date=2024-03-23}}</ref>. В момент нападения охранники были вооружены [[Полицейская дубинка|дубинками]] и [[электрошокер]]ами<ref>{{Cite news|title=18 минут: как развивались события в «Крокус сити холле»|url=https://www.vedomosti.ru/society/articles/2024/03/25/1027696-18-minut-kak-razvivalis-sobitiya-v-krokus-siti-holle|website=Ведомости|access-date=2024-03-26|lang=ru}}</ref>.

=== Предупреждения о теракте ===
{{Also|Терроризм в России}}
7 марта 2024 года [[Федеральная служба безопасности|ФСБ России]] объявила, что нейтрализовала в Москве связанную с [[Исламское государство|Исламским государством]] террористическую ячейку, которая намеревалась атаковать в городе [[Синагога|синагогу]] (подозреваемые оказали сопротивление при попытке задержания и были убиты)<ref>{{cite news|title=Russia says it neutralized ISIS cell plotting attack on Moscow synagogue|url=https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/russia-says-it-neutralized-isis-cell-plotting-attack-moscow-synagogue-2024-03-07/|publisher=Reuters.com|date=2024-03-07|access-date=2024-03-22|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322221408/https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/russia-says-it-neutralized-isis-cell-plotting-attack-moscow-synagogue-2024-03-07/|archive-date=2024-03-22|agency=[[Reuters]]|url-status=live}}</ref>. В тот же день [[посольство США в России]] предостерегло туристов в Москве от посещений массовых мероприятий и скоплений людей, включая концерты, в ближайшие 48 часов в связи с вероятностью террористических актов<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://ru.usembassy.gov/security-alert-avoid-large-gatherings-over-the-next-48-hours/|title=Security Alert: Avoid Large Gatherings over the Next 48 Hours|lang=en-US|first=U. S. Mission|last=Russia|website=U.S. Embassy & Consulates in Russia|date=2024-03-07|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-22|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322214601/https://ru.usembassy.gov/security-alert-avoid-large-gatherings-over-the-next-48-hours/|url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{cite web|date=2024-03-22|url=https://lenta.ru/news/2024/03/22/reactions/|title=Террористы расстреляли десятки людей в «Крокус Сити Холле». Что говорят о теракте в России и мире?|subtitle=Посольства США и Великобритании предупреждали своих граждан о возможных терактах в Москве перед 8 Марта|publisher=[[lenta.ru]]|access-date=2024-03-23|lang=ru|archive-date=2024-03-22|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322205252/https://lenta.ru/news/2024/03/22/reactions/|url-status=live}}</ref>. По информации ''[[The New York Times]]'', за день до публичного предупреждения о планируемом теракте [[ЦРУ]] передало российским чиновникам частное предупреждение, в котором содержалась как минимум одна дополнительная деталь: называлось ответвление Исламского государства, готовящее нападение<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/28/world/europe/russia-concert-attack-security-failures.html|title=Why Russia’s Vast Security Services Fell Short on Deadly Attack|website=The New York Times|date=2024-03-28|access-date=2024-03-29|archive-date=2024-03-29|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240329004801/https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/28/world/europe/russia-concert-attack-security-failures.html|url-status=live}}</ref>. Соединённые Штаты передали России разведданные, что «[[Вилаят Хорасан]]» (филиал Исламского государства, базирующийся в Афганистане) планирует теракт в Москве, потенциально направленный на большие собрания людей, включая концерты<ref name=":11" /><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/us-has-intelligence-confirming-islamic-state-responsibility-russia-attack-2024-03-22/|title=US has intelligence confirming Islamic State responsibility for Russia attack, officials say|author=Steve Holland|website=Reuters|date=2024-03-23}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/22/world/europe/isis-moscow-attack-concert-hall.html|title=U.S. Says ISIS Was Responsible for Deadly Moscow Concert Hall Attack|lang=en|author=Julian E. Barnes, Eric Schmitt|website=New York Times|date=2024-03-22|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322225756/https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/22/world/europe/isis-moscow-attack-concert-hall.html|archive-date=2024-03-22|access-date=2024-03-22|url-status=live}}</ref>. По информации ''The New York Times'', спецслужбы Соединённых Штатов передали России только часть информации об угрозе теракта из-за опасений американской стороны раскрыть свои источники информации и методы разведки, а также из-за враждебных отношений между Вашингтоном и Москвой<ref>{{Cite news|title=Russia concert attack security failures|url=https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/28/world/europe/russia-concert-attack-security-failures.html|website=New York Times|access-date=2024-03-28|archive-date=2024-03-28|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240328183523/https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/28/world/europe/russia-concert-attack-security-failures.html|url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/28/the-new-york-times-ssha-peredali-rossii-ne-vsyu-imeyuschuyusya-informatsiyu-o-gotovivshemsya-terakte-v-moskve-iz-opaseniy-raskryt-svoi-istochniki|title=The New York Times: США передали России не всю имеющуюся информацию о готовившемся теракте в Москве из опасений раскрыть свои источники|lang=ru|website=Meduza|access-date=2024-03-29|archive-date=2024-03-28|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240328112947/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/28/the-new-york-times-ssha-peredali-rossii-ne-vsyu-imeyuschuyusya-informatsiyu-o-gotovivshemsya-terakte-v-moskve-iz-opaseniy-raskryt-svoi-istochniki|url-status=live}}</ref>. Глава ФСБ [[Бортников, Александр Васильевич|Александр Бортников]] подтвердил, что в начале марта РФ получала информацию от США о готовящемся теракте, но отметил, что информация носила общий характер<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.interfax.ru/russia/952546|title=Директор ФСБ заявил, что информация США о готовящихся терактах носила общий характер|lang=ru|website=Interfax.ru|date=2024-03-26|access-date=2024-03-29|archive-date=2024-03-27|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240327160221/https://www.interfax.ru/russia/952546|url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.forbes.ru/society/509121-nyt-soobsila-o-peredace-ssa-rossii-nepolnyh-dannyh-ob-ugroze-terakta-v-moskve|title=NYT сообщила о передаче США России неполных данных об угрозе теракта в Москве|lang=ru|website=Forbes.ru|date=2024-03-28|access-date=2024-03-29}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/26/eta-informatsiya-na-tot-moment-ne-podtverdilas-fsb-priznala-chto-ssha-preduprezhdali-rossiyu-o-gotovyaschemsya-terakte|title=«Эта информация на тот момент не подтвердилась». ФСБ признала, что США предупреждали Россию о готовящемся теракте|lang=ru|website=Meduza|access-date=2024-03-29|archive-date=2024-03-27|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240327182624/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/26/eta-informatsiya-na-tot-moment-ne-podtverdilas-fsb-priznala-chto-ssha-preduprezhdali-rossiyu-o-gotovyaschemsya-terakte|url-status=live}}</ref>. После предостережения США своих граждан Латвия, Южная Корея, Швеция, Канада, Германия и Чехия также рекомендовали своим гражданам покинуть Россию из-за угрозы терактов<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.dw.com/ru/vsled-za-ssa-sest-stran-predupredili-ob-ugroze-teraktov-v-rossii/a-68477604|title=Семь стран предупредили об угрозе терактов в России|lang=ru|website=DW|date=08.03.2024|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-17|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240317060141/https://www.dw.com/ru/vsled-za-ssa-sest-stran-predupredili-ob-ugroze-teraktov-v-rossii/a-68477604|url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://theins.ru/news/269815|title=Латвия, Южная Корея, Швеция и Канада присоединились к предупреждению США и Великобритании о вероятности терактов в РФ в ближайшие 48 часов|lang=ru|website=The Insider|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-08|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240308163025/https://theins.ru/news/269815|url-status=live}}</ref>. Телекомпания [[CNN]] со ссылкой на свои источники сообщила, что разведка США предупреждала Россию о том, что террористическая группировка «Исламское государство» планирует совершить теракты в РФ, по их информации, подобные сведения поступали с ноября 2023 года<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://tass.ru/mezhdunarodnaya-panorama/20329817|title=Источник: спецслужбы РФ получили от США данные о подготовке теракта, но без конкретики|website=TACC|access-date=2024-03-25}}</ref>. Согласно публикации [[Washington Post]], в информации, переданной США России 6 марта, концертный зал «[[Крокус Сити Холл]]» назывался возможной мишенью для террористической атаки<ref>[https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2024/04/02/us-warning-russia-isis-crocus/ U.S. told Russia Crocus City Hall was possible target of attack - The Washington Post]</ref><ref>[https://tass.ru/mezhdunarodnaya-panorama/20425959 WP: США за две недели до теракта предупредили РФ, что "Крокус" может стать мишенью]</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/04/03/the-washington-post-ssha-preduprezhdali-rossiyu-o-podgotovke-terakta-imenno-v-krokus-siti-holle-za-dve-nedeli-do-napadeniya|title=The Washington Post: США предупреждали Россию о подготовке теракта именно в «Крокусе» — за две недели до нападения|lang=ru|website=Meduza|access-date=2024-04-03}}</ref><ref>[https://www.golosameriki.com/a/us-terrorist/7554616.html WP: США назвали «Крокус Сити Холл» как потенциальную цель нападения террористов]</ref>. Тогда же американские власти передали информацию о подготовке теракта в синагоге, который в итоге предотвратила ФСБ<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://zona.media/news/2024/04/02/crocus_attack|title=Washington Post: США предупреждали Россию о подготовке теракта именно в «Крокусе»|lang=ru|website=Медиазона|access-date=2024-04-03}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://istories.media/news/2024/04/03/spetssluzhbi-ssha-znali-chto-terroristi-planiruyut-napast-imenno-na-krokus-i-skazali-ob-etom-fsb-yeshche-6-marta/|title=Спецслужбы США знали, что террористы планируют напасть именно на «Крокус», и сказали об этом ФСБ еще 6 марта|website=[[Важные истории]]|date=3.04.2024|access-date=2024-04-03}}</ref>.

19 марта 2024 года президент России [[Путин, Владимир Владимирович|Владимир Путин]] назвал предупреждение посольства США «очевидным шантажом», осуществляемым «с целью запугать и дестабилизировать наше общество»<ref name=":6">{{Cite web|url=https://dossier.center/teract/|title=Российские спецслужбы знали об угрозе терактов со стороны ИГИЛ|lang=ru-RU|website=Досье|date=2024-03-24|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324160720/https://dossier.center/teract/|archive-date=2024-03-24|access-date=2024-03-25|url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/22/world/europe/moscow-concert-attack-us-embassy.html|title=U.S. Warned About Possible Moscow Attack Before Concert Hall Shooting|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-22|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322215109/https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/22/world/europe/moscow-concert-attack-us-embassy.html|url-status=live}}</ref><ref name="Barnes2">{{cite news|title=U.S. Warned About Possible Moscow Attack Before Concert Hall Shooting|last2=Méheut|first2=Constant|url=https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/22/world/europe/moscow-concert-attack-us-embassy.html|work=[[The New York Times]]|date=2024-03-22|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322215109/https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/22/world/europe/moscow-concert-attack-us-embassy.html|archive-date=2024-03-22|last1=Barnes|first1=Julian|last3=Troianovski|first3=Anton|url-status=live}}</ref>. При этом он поручил ФСБ и другим спецслужбам «серьёзно усилить антитеррористическую работу по всем направлениям», указав в качестве противника на зарубежные спецслужбы<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.forbes.ru/society/508440-putin-prizval-fsb-usilit-antiterroristiceskuu-deatel-nost|title=Путин призвал ФСБ усилить антитеррористическую деятельность|lang=ru|website=Forbes|date=2024-03-19|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-20|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240320035952/https://www.forbes.ru/society/508440-putin-prizval-fsb-usilit-antiterroristiceskuu-deatel-nost|url-status=live}}</ref>.

Агентство [[Рейтер|Reuters]], ссылаясь на три источника, сообщило что Иран также предупреждал Россию о возможной масштабной «террористической операции» на российской территории незадолго перед нападением на «Крокус Сити Холл». Отмечается что Иран получил данную информацию в ходе допросов арестованных в связи со [[Теракт в Кермане|взрывами в Иране]]<ref>{{Cite news|title=Reuters: Иран незадолго до теракта в "Крокусе" предупреждал РФ об угрозе|url=https://www.svoboda.org/a/reuters-iran-nezadolgo-do-terakta-v-krokuse-preduprezhdal-rf-ob-ugroze/32886377.html|website=Радио Свобода|date=2024-04-01|access-date=2024-04-01|lang=ru}}</ref>. Другой источник Reuters уточнил, что в полученной информации указывалось что членам группировки «Вилаят Хорасан» было поручено подготовиться к некоей значимой операции в России и один из арестованных в Иране террористов заявил, что некоторые члены группировки «уже ездили в Россию»<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/04/01/reuters-iran-preduprezhdal-rossiyu-o-terakte-za-neskolko-dney-do-ataki-na-krokus|title=Reuters: Иран предупреждал Россию о теракте за несколько дней до атаки на «Крокус»|lang=ru|website=Meduza|date=1 апреля 2024|access-date=2024-04-01}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.dw.com/ru/reuters-iran-preduprezdal-rf-o-vozmoznom-krupnom-terakte/a-68713680|title=Reuters: Иран предупреждал РФ о возможном крупном теракте|lang=ru|website=DW|date=01.04.2024|access-date=2024-04-01}}</ref>.

== Атака ==

=== Хронология теракта ===
На 22 марта 2024 года в «Крокус Сити Холле» был запланирован концерт группы «[[Пикник (группа)|Пикник]]» совместно с симфоническим оркестром<ref>{{cite web |author= |authorlink= |date=2024-03-23 |url=https://www.piknik.info/news/view/id/728 |title=Пикник – В Москве – SOLD OUT! |website=Сайт [[Пикник (группа)|группы «Пикник»]] |accessdate=2024-03-23 |lang=ru |archive-date=2024-03-23 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323001950/https://www.piknik.info/news/view/id/728 |url-status=live }}</ref>, продано более 6000 билетов. Также в этом здании проходили соревнования чемпионата и первенства России по [[Спортивный бальный танец|танцевальному спорту]]<ref>{{cite web |date=2024-03-23 |url=https://fdsarr.ru/dance/news/chempionat_i_pervenstvo_rossii_po_tantsevalnomu_sportu_startovali_v_mvts_krokus_ekspo/ |title=Чемпионат и первенство России по танцевальному спорту стартовали в МВЦ «Крокус Экспо» |website=fdsarr.ru |accessdate=2024-03-23 |lang=ru |archive-date=2024-03-23 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323120105/https://fdsarr.ru/dance/news/chempionat_i_pervenstvo_rossii_po_tantsevalnomu_sportu_startovali_v_mvts_krokus_ekspo/ |url-status=live }}</ref>.

В 19:55 [[Московское время|МСК]]<ref name=":7">{{Cite web|url=https://www.gazeta.ru/social/news/2024/03/23/22613617.shtml|title=Раскрыта точная хронология теракта в «Крокусе»|first=Екатерина|last=Резанова-Яцкевич|subtitle=Shot: террористы пробыли в «Крокус Сити Холле» 18 минут|date=2024-03-23|publisher=[[Газета.ru]]|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323122203/https://www.gazeta.ru/social/news/2024/03/23/22613617.shtml|url-status=live}}</ref>, незадолго до начала концерта<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/22/v-kontsertnom-zale-krokus-siti-holl-na-kontserte-gruppy-piknik-proizoshla-strelba|title=В концертном зале «Крокус Сити Холл» на концерте группы «Пикник» произошла стрельба|lang=ru|website=[[Meduza]]|date=2024-03-22|url-status=live|access-date=2024-03-22|archive-date=2024-03-22|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322193445/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/22/v-kontsertnom-zale-krokus-siti-holl-na-kontserte-gruppy-piknik-proizoshla-strelba}}</ref>, боевики припарковали автомобиль на пешеходном переходе у входа в зал № 14 выставочного центра «Крокус Экспо»<ref name=":31">{{Cite web|url=https://novayagazeta.eu/articles/2024/03/27/18-minut-v-krokuse|title=18 минут в «Крокусе». Как силовики оставили людей наедине с террористами. «Новая-Европа» воссоздала хронологию одного из крупнейших терактов в истории России|website=Новая газета Европа|date=27 марта 2024|access-date=2024-03-31}}</ref>, из машины вышли несколько человек и открыли огонь из [[Автомат (оружие)|автоматов]]<ref name=":12">{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/feature/2024/03/23/kak-terroristy-voshli-v-krokus-siti-holl-i-chto-oni-uspeli-tam-sdelat-vosstanavlivaem-hronologiyu|title=Как террористы проникли в «Крокус Сити Холл» и по какому маршруту двигались внутри? Восстанавливаем хронологию|website=[[Meduza]]|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-24|archive-date=2024-03-24|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324065835/https://meduza.io/feature/2024/03/23/kak-terroristy-voshli-v-krokus-siti-holl-i-chto-oni-uspeli-tam-sdelat-vosstanavlivaem-hronologiyu|url-status=live}}</ref>. Расстреляв охрану, которая не имела при себе огнестрельного оружия, и стоящих у входа людей, террористы вошли в здание центра и стали стрелять по посетителям, двигаясь в южном направлении<ref name=":12" /><ref name=":10">{{Cite web|url=https://novayagazeta.eu/articles/2024/03/23/oni-srazu-nachali-rasstrelivat-zritelei-valili-vsekh-v-upor|title=«Они сразу начали расстреливать зрителей. Валили всех в упор». Что говорят очевидцы о теракте в «Крокус Сити Холле»|website=[[Новая газета Европа]]|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323133952/https://novayagazeta.eu/articles/2024/03/23/oni-srazu-nachali-rasstrelivat-zritelei-valili-vsekh-v-upor|url-status=live}}</ref>. Миновав вход в зал № 13, боевики вошли в вестибюль и продолжили движение к залу, не переставая при этом вести огонь<ref name=":12" />. В 20:03, пройдя около 300 метров и не встречая сопротивления, нападавшие дошли до зрительного зала, первые выстрелы были зафиксированы в районе западной лестницы зала<ref name=":7" /><ref name=":12" />. Там они расстреливали людей в упор и поджигали кресла, используя ёмкости с бензином<ref name=":10" /><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://theins.ru/news/270170|title=Теракт в московском «Крокус Сити Холле». Вооружённые нападающие расстреляли людей в упор, сообщается о десятках погибших|lang=ru|website=[[The Insider]]|date=2024-03-22|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323133954/https://theins.ru/news/270170|url-status=live}}</ref>. Дойдя до центра зала, к звукоинженерной площадке, боевики начали вести стрельбу в западном направлении по укрывавшимся посетителям<ref name=":12" />. Далее боевики прошли по всему [[Партер (театр)|партеру]], расстреливая всех, кто оказывался в их поле зрения<ref name=":31" />. Атака заняла в общей сложности 18 минут<ref name=":31" />. Около 20:13-20:15 боевики сели в свою машину и беспрепятственно покинули «Крокус Сити Холл»<ref name=":31" />. Террористы не делали никаких политических заявлений, не пытались захватить кого-либо в заложники и не выдвигали никаких требований<ref>{{Cite news|title=Крупнейший теракт в России со времен "Норд-Оста" и Беслана|first=Мумин|last=Шакиров|url=https://www.svoboda.org/a/krupneyshiy-terakt-v-rossii-so-vremen-nord-osta-i-beslana-grani-vremeni-s-muminom-shakirovym-efir-v-17-00/32874403.html|website=Радио Свобода|date=2024-03-24|access-date=2024-03-31|lang=ru}}</ref>.

Один из посетителей «Крокус Сити Холла» сумел на время обезвредить одного из боевиков, что позволило нескольким десяткам человек выбраться из здания через запасной выход. Когда боевик перезаряжал оружие, мужчина схватился его за автомат и потянул вниз, а другой рукой стал наносить ему удары по голове. На помощь прибежал ещё один мужчина и тоже стал бить боевика. Глава [[Следственный комитет России|Следственного комитета]] [[Бастрыкин, Александр Иванович|Александр Бастрыкин]] поручил представить мужчину, совершившего героический поступок, к ведомственной награде<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://lenta.ru/news/2024/03/23/uvidel-v-glazah-dikiy-uzhas-i-ponyal-chto-dolzhen-chto-to-delat-posetitel-krokusa-rasskazal-kak-razoruzhil-terrorista/|publisher=[[Lenta.ru]]|title=«Увидел в глазах дикий ужас и понял, что должен что-то делать». Посетитель «Крокуса» рассказал, как разоружил террориста|date=2024-03-23|url-status=live|access-date=2024-03-23}}</ref>.

Первые сообщения о случившемся начали публиковаться в СМИ и [[Telegram]]-каналах около 20:15<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://78.ru/articles/2024-03-22/terakt-v-krokus-siti-holl-hronologiya-sobitii-postradavshie-i-napadavshie|title=Теракт в «Крокус Сити Холл»: хронология событий, пострадавшие и нападавшие|lang=ru|website=[[78 (телеканал)|78]]|date=2024-03-22|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323122215/https://78.ru/articles/2024-03-22/terakt-v-krokus-siti-holl-hronologiya-sobitii-postradavshie-i-napadavshie|url-status=live}}</ref>. По данным [[ТАСС]] от 20:33, «московские подразделения [[Специальный отряд быстрого реагирования|СОБР]] и [[ОМОН (Россия)|ОМОН]] подняты по команде „тревога“, они направляются на место»<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://tass.ru/proisshestviya/20320535|title=Сотрудники московского СОБР и ОМОН подняты по тревоге и направляются в "Крокус сити холл"|website=[[ТАСС]]|access-date=2024-03-22}}</ref>. По состоянию на 21:01, по сообщению того же информационного агентства, СОБР и ОМОН ещё находились в пути<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://tass.ru/proisshestviya/20320731|title=Треть здания "Крокус сити холла" охвачена пожаром|website=[[ТАСС]]|date=2024-03-22|access-date=2024-03-22}}</ref>. Их прибытие было задержано пробками, вызванными [[Час пик|часом пик]], поскольку место атаки находилось на [[Московская кольцевая автомобильная дорога|МКАДе]]<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://apnews.com/article/russia-shooting-moscow-concert-hall-putin-431ed84d40412100b08c1473a7f4ad32|title=The Moscow concert massacre was a major security blunder. What's behind that failure?|lang=en|website=AP News|date=2024-03-29|access-date=2024-03-29}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/3/23/whos-to-blame-for-the-moscow-massacre-isil-ukraine-or-russia-itself|title=Moscow massacre blame game: From security failure to Ukraine to dark past|lang=en|first=Mansur|last=Mirovalev|website=Al Jazeera|access-date=2024-03-29|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323164739/https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/3/23/whos-to-blame-for-the-moscow-massacre-isil-ukraine-or-russia-itself|url-status=live}}</ref>. Издание [[РБК]] сообщило, что прозвучали два взрыва<ref name=":1" />. Издание «[[Осторожно, новости]]» в 20:44 заявило, что в здании началось обрушение кровли, при этом пожарные не могли приступить к тушению до прибытия группы [[спецназ]]а<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://t.me/ostorozhno_novosti/24466|title=Обрушение кровли|lang=ru|publisher=Осторожно, новости|date=2024-03-22|url-status=live|access-date=2024-03-22|archive-date=2024-03-22|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322205005/https://t.me/ostorozhno_novosti/24466}}</ref>. Около 21:30 спецназ вошёл в «Крокус Сити Холл»<ref name=":31" />.

В 22:00 было сообщено, что террористы могли скрыться<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.business-gazeta.ru/news/627230|title=Baza: Четыре преступника могли скрыться после стрельбы в «Крокус Сити Холле» – силовики проверяют информацию|lang=ru|website=БИЗНЕС Online|date=2024-03-22|access-date=2024-03-22}}</ref>. Российские издания сообщили, что боевики, предположительно, уехали на автомобиле [[Renault Symbol]] белого цвета, правоохранительным органам Москвы и ближайших регионов поступила ориентировка на этот автомобиль. Спецслужбы первоначально были введены в заблуждение и немалое время вели подготовку к штурму и поиску боевиков внутри горящего здания<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://novayagazeta.ru/articles/2024/03/23/18-minut-uzhasa|title=18 минут ужаса. Военный эксперт разбирает обстоятельства атаки террористов на «Крокус Сити Холл» 22 марта и существующие версии трагедии|lang=ru|website=[[Новая газета]]|date=2007-12-27|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323130105/https://novayagazeta.ru/articles/2024/03/23/18-minut-uzhasa|url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/ria-novosti-uchastniki-napadeniya-na-krokus-siti-holl-predpolozhitelno-skrylis-na-belom-avtomobile-reno|title=РИА Новости: участники нападения на «Крокус Сити Холл», предположительно, скрылись на белом автомобиле «Рено»|date=2024-03-23|publisher=[[Meduza]]|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323031553/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/ria-novosti-uchastniki-napadeniya-na-krokus-siti-holl-predpolozhitelno-skrylis-na-belom-avtomobile-reno|archive-date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23|url-status=live}}</ref>.

Позднее в социальных сетях стало распространяться видео, на котором в «Крокус Сити Холле» мужчина в синем камуфляже с немецкой овчаркой уходит вместе с толпой после начала стрельбы. Также было обнародовано видео, на котором видно, что машина террористов перед осуществлением теракта остановилась рядом с белым микроавтобусом с продольной полосой на кузове, и телеграм-канал ВЧК-ОГПУ предположил, что этот фургон мог принадлежать кинологической службе МВД. Однако официальный представитель [[Министерство внутренних дел Российской Федерации|МВД России]] Ирина Волк заявила, что человек с собакой, запечатлённый на видео, не имеет отношения к органам внутренних дел<ref name="RBK_Irina_Volk">{{Публикация|статья|заглавие=В МВД ответили на сообщения о недолжной реакции на теракт в «Крокусе»|язык=ru|тип=интернет-издание|издание=[[РБК]]|место=Москва|день=24|месяц=03|год=2024|ссылка=https://www.rbc.ru/society/24/03/2024/66003a249a7947b34421e022}}</ref>, а фургон с продольной полосой является машиной скорой медицинской помощи<ref>{{Публикация|статья|заглавие=В МВД опровергли сообщения о кинологах у «Крокуса» во время теракта|язык=ru|тип=интернет-издание|издание=[[РБК]]|место=Москва|день=25|месяц=03|год=2024|ссылка=https://www.rbc.ru/rbcfreenews/660124499a7947929b109e48}}</ref>.

Ирина Волк также сообщила, что полиция прибыла в «Крокус Сити Холл» через 5 минут после получения сигнала о стрельбе в дежурную часть<ref name="RBK_Irina_Volk"/>. При этом, как отмечает [[Meduza]] со ссылкой на телеграм-канал Agentstvonews<ref>{{Публикация|статья|заглавие=В МВД заявили, что полиция прибыла в «Крокус» через пять минут после вызова. Это на семь минут раньше, чем уехали террористы|язык=ru|тип=интернет-издание|издание=[[Meduza]]|место=Москва|день=24|месяц=03|год=2024|ссылка=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/24/v-mvd-zayavili-chto-politsiya-pribyla-v-krokus-cherez-pyat-minut-posle-vyzova-eto-na-sem-minut-ranshe-chem-uehali-terroristy}}</ref>, согласно сообщению [[Вести.ру]], первые звонки поступили в 20:01<ref>{{Публикация|статья|автор={{автор||Карамзин, Виталий}}|заглавие=Теракт в Crocus City Hall. Хронология событий|язык=ru|тип=интернет-издание|издание=[[Вести.ру]]|место=Москва|день=24|месяц=03|год=2024|ссылка=https://www.vesti.ru/article/3867973}}</ref>, то есть полицейские должны были прибыть на место в 20:06, что на 7 минут раньше того, как террористы покинули здание.

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Crocus City Hall 2015-09 1442079372.JPG|Здание «Крокус Сити Холла», фото сентября 2015 года
Крокус-Сити холл, фойе - panoramio.jpg|Фойе «Крокус Сити Холла», фото 2010 года
Зал Крокус Сити Холл (08.11.2019).jpg|Зрительный зал «Крокус Сити Холла», фото 2019 года
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=== Пожар и эвакуация ===
[[Файл:Fire of the "Crocus City Hall" building after the terrorist attack.jpg|186px|мини|Начавшийся пожар здания «Крокус Сити Холл» после теракта]]
Площадь пожара в здании «[[Крокус Сити Холл]]» на 21:00 МСК оценивалась до 3000 квадратных метров<ref>{{cite web |author= |authorlink= |date=2024-03-22 |url=https://www.interfax.ru/moscow/951931 |title=Площадь пожара в Crocus City Hall может составлять до 3 тыс. квадратных метров |website=[[Интерфакс]] |accessdate=2024-03-22 |lang=ru |description= |archive-date=2024-03-22 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322192732/https://www.interfax.ru/moscow/951931 |url-status=live }}</ref>, пожару был присвоен [[Пожар#Классификация пожаров по рангу|ранг № 4]]<ref name="mchs 24.03">{{cite web |author= |authorlink= |date=2024-3-24|url=https://50.mchs.gov.ru/deyatelnost/press-centr/operativnaya-informaciya/5239423 |title=Сводка ЧС за 23.03.2024 - Оперативная информация - Главное управление МЧС России по Московской области |format= |work= |website=50.mchs.gov.ru |publisher=50.mchs.gov.ru |accessdate=2024-3-24 |lang= |description= }}</ref>. К 23:20 [[МЧС России]] оценивала площадь пожара более 12 900 м²<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.pnp.ru/incident/ploshhad-pozhara-v-krokus-siti-kholle-prevysila-12-tysyach-kvadratnykh-metrov.html|title=Площадь пожара в «Крокус Сити Холле» превысила 12 тысяч квадратных метров|lang=ru|website=[[Парламентская газета]]|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323115913/https://www.pnp.ru/incident/ploshhad-pozhara-v-krokus-siti-kholle-prevysila-12-tysyach-kvadratnykh-metrov.html|url-status=live}}</ref>. В здании произошло частичное обрушение кровли, полностью сгорел зрительный зал. В 00:50 23 марта МЧС России заявило о локализации пожара<ref name="mchs 24.03"/><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://tass.ru/proisshestviya/20325887|title=МЧС сообщило о локализации пожара в "Крокус сити холле"|website=[[ТАСС]]|access-date=2024-03-22}}</ref>. Тушением пожара занимались 320 человек и три вертолёта<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://novayagazeta.eu/articles/2024/03/24/terroristam-pomogal-toksichnyi-dym|title=Террористам помогал токсичный дым. Как коррупция и нарушения правил безопасности увеличивают число жертв при пожарах и терактах|website=[[Новая газета Европа]]|date=2024-03-24|access-date=2024-03-24}}</ref>. На место прибыли 70 бригад скорой помощи<ref name=":5">{{Cite web|url=https://novayagazeta.eu/articles/2024/03/22/v-podmoskovnom-kontsertnom-zale-krokus-siti-kholl-proizoshla-strelba-po-dannym-smi-est-pogibshie-i-ranenye|title=Теракт в «Крокус Сити Холле» под Москвой. Десятки погибших и более 100 пострадавших. Главное к этому моменту|website=[[Новая газета Европа]]|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323120438/https://novayagazeta.eu/articles/2024/03/22/v-podmoskovnom-kontsertnom-zale-krokus-siti-kholl-proizoshla-strelba-po-dannym-smi-est-pogibshie-i-ranenye|url-status=live}}</ref>. Вертолёты сбросили на горящее здание 160 тонн воды<ref name=":0" />. Всего к работе после теракта были привлечены 719 специалистов и 213 единиц техники<ref name=":4">{{Cite web|url=https://www.rbc.ru/rbcfreenews/65fe97919a794794df20b436|title=МЧС начало разбор завалов в «Крокусе» после теракта|lang=ru|website=РБК|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323120417/https://www.rbc.ru/rbcfreenews/65fe97919a794794df20b436|url-status=live}}</ref>. Зрительный зал был полностью уничтожен пожаром, спасатели приступили к распиливанию и разборке уцелевших металлических конструкций<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://tass.ru/proisshestviya/20331053|title=Зрительный зал в "Крокусе" полностью уничтожен огнем|website=[[ТАСС]]|access-date=2024-03-23}}</ref>. Ближе к 6:00 МСК вертолёты, задействованные в тушении пожара, завершили работу, но ещё оставались очаги горения внутри здания, пожарные расчёты осуществляли его проливку<ref name=":0" />. К 19:00 открытое горение было ликвидировано<ref name="mchs 24.03"/>.

По словам владельца концертного зала [[Агаларов, Араз Искендер оглы|Араза Агаларова]], все противопожарные системы здания были исправны и «поддерживали несколько часов зал в таком состоянии, что не было обрушения, чтобы у людей была возможность выйти»<ref>{{cite web |date=2024-03-24|url=https://www.rbc.ru/society/24/03/2024/65ff9a689a79472ac05a41bb |title=Агаларов оценил работу службы безопасности и систем тушения в «Крокусе»|website=[[РБК]] |accessdate=2024-03-24 |lang=ru }}</ref>.

Находящиеся в зрительном зале люди начали эвакуироваться через выходы и подземную парковку на улицу и, по переходам, — в соседний павильон № 2 и на станцию метро «[[Мякинино (станция метро)|Мякинино]]». Из павильона № 3, в котором находится концертный зал, были эвакуированы участники и зрители танцевальных соревнований, проходивших в зале № 19<ref>{{cite web |author=Елизавета Самсонова |authorlink= |date=2024-03-20 |url=https://www.sovsport.ru/game_types/articles/spas-50-detej-v-goryashhem-krokus-ekspo-skandal-na-turnire-po-sportivnym-tanczam |title=Спас 50 детей в горящем «Крокус Экспо». Скандал на турнире по спортивным танцам |website=[[Советский спорт]] |accessdate=2024-03-24 |lang=ru |archive-date=2024-03-24 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324064638/https://www.sovsport.ru/game_types/articles/spas-50-detej-v-goryashhem-krokus-ekspo-skandal-na-turnire-po-sportivnym-tanczam |url-status=live }}</ref>, гости и сотрудники отеля «Аквариум»<ref>{{cite web |author=Ирина Боброва |date=2024-03-24 |url=https://www.mk.ru/incident/2024/03/22/iz-otelya-akvarium-ryadom-s-krokus-siti-provedena-massovaya-evakuaciya.html |title=Из отеля «Аквариум» рядом с «Крокус Сити» проведена массовая эвакуация|website=[[Московский комсомолец]]|accessdate=2024-03-24 |lang=ru |archive-date=2024-03-24 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324064826/https://www.mk.ru/incident/2024/03/22/iz-otelya-akvarium-ryadom-s-krokus-siti-provedena-massovaya-evakuaciya.html |url-status=live }}</ref>. Очевидцы отмечали, что некоторые эвакуационные выходы были заблокированы<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://novayagazeta.ru/articles/2024/03/23/razdalsia-khlopok-za-nim-avtomatnaia-ochered-okhranniki-skazali-nam-ukhodite-otsiuda|title=«Раздался хлопок, за ним автоматная очередь, охранники сказали нам: уходите отсюда…». Говорят очевидцы теракта в «Крокус Сити Холле»: видео|lang=ru|website=[[Новая газета]]|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-24|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323065913/https://novayagazeta.ru/articles/2024/03/23/razdalsia-khlopok-za-nim-avtomatnaia-ochered-okhranniki-skazali-nam-ukhodite-otsiuda|url-status=live}}</ref>. По словам работника концертного зала, более 5 тысяч человек были эвакуированы из здания и ещё 100 спасены пожарными из подвала и с кровли во время тушения<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://tass.ru/proisshestviya/20344865|title=Более 5 тыс. человек эвакуировали из "Крокуса" в день теракта|website=TACC|access-date=2024-03-25}}</ref>.
[[Файл:Terrorist attack at the Crocus City Hall in Moscow aftermath.jpg|мини|Экстренные службы возле «Крокус Сити Холла» после теракта]]

=== Погибшие и пострадавшие ===
По данным на 3 апреля 2024 года, в результате теракта в «Крокус Сити Холле» погибли 145 человек<ref name=":16" /> (в том числе 6 детей), а также пострадал 551 человек<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/30/mchs-chislo-postradavshih-pri-terakte-v-krokuse-vyroslo-do-551-cheloveka|title=МЧС: число пострадавших при теракте в «Крокусе» выросло до 551 человека|lang=ru|website=Meduza|access-date=2024-03-31}}</ref>. К 26 марта были опознаны 120 погибших<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/26/mchs-opublikovalo-novyy-spisok-pogibshih-v-krokus-siti-holle-teper-v-nem-120-imenBAgQEAE&usg=AOvVaw3PXojjSJla_E_JI3_kvksE|title=МЧС опубликовало новый список погибших в «Крокус Сити Холле». Теперь в нем 120 имен|lang=ru|date=2024-03-27|publisher=Meduza|access-date=2024-03-28}}</ref>. Основными причинами смерти людей стали огнестрельные ранения и отравление продуктами горения<ref>{{cite web|url=https://www.forbes.ru/society/508793-cislo-pogibsih-pri-terakte-v-crocus-city-hall-vozroslo-do-93-celovek|title=Число погибших при теракте в Crocus City Hall возросло до 93 человек|lang=ru|website=[[Forbes.ru]]|date=2024-03-23|accessdate=2024-03-24}}</ref>.

Большинство погибших и раненых — жители Красногорска, [[Химки|Химок]] и других близких к северо-западной окраине Москвы городов<ref>{{Cite news|title=What we know about the attack on a Moscow concert hall|url=https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-68645755|website=[[Би-би-си]]|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-24|lang=en-GB|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323164827/https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-68645755|url-status=live}}</ref>. Среди погибших — по одном гражданину из Азербайджана<ref>{{cite web| url= https://medianews.az/2024/03/24/erm%C9%99ni-arvadi-il%C9%99-birlikd%C9%99-krokus-terrorunda-h%C9%99lak-olan-az%C9%99rbaycanli-kimdir|date=2024-03-24|title= Erməni arvadı ilə birlikdə “Krokus” terrorunda həlak olan azərbaycanlı kimdir?|website=medianews.az |language=az}}</ref>, Армении<ref>{{cite web|url=https://tass.ru/proisshestviya/20343503|title=Гражданка Армении погибла в результате теракта в "Крокус сити холле"|language=ru|website=[[ТАСС]]|date=2024-03-24|access-date=2024-03-27}}</ref>, Молдавии<ref>{{cite web|url=https://tass.ru/proisshestviya/20347445|title=МИД Молдавии подтвердил гибель гражданки республики в результате теракта в "Крокусе"|website=[[ТАСС]]|date=2024-03-25|access-date=2024-03-27|language=ru}}</ref>, двое — из Кыргызстана<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://vesti.kg/proisshestviya/item/122242-propavshie-posle-terakta-v-krokuse-kyrgyzstanki-pogibli.html|title=Пропавшие после теракта в «Крокусе» кыргызстанки погибли|lang=ru-ru|last=|website=Вести.kg|date=2024-03-26|access-date=2024-03-29}}</ref>, трое — из Белоруссии<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://tass.ru/proisshestviya/20390341|title=Умер еще один гражданин Белоруссии, пострадавший при теракте в Подмосковье|website=TACC|date=2024-03-29|access-date=2024-03-29}}</ref>. Погибла помощница директора группы «Пикник»<ref name="kushn_death">{{cite web|lang=ru|url=https://www.kommersant.ru/doc/6593084|title=«Пикник» сообщил о гибели помощницы группы при теракте в «Крокусе»|author=Полина Мотызлевская|publisher=[[Коммерсантъ]]|date=2024-03-24|accessdate= 2024-03-24}}</ref>, музыканты не пострадали<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.interfax.ru/russia/951934|title=Музыканты группы "Пикник" не пострадали в результате ЧП в Crocus City Hall|lang=ru|website=[[Интерфакс]]|date=2024-03-22|access-date=2024-03-24}}</ref>.

Министр здравоохранения [[Мурашко, Михаил Альбертович|Михаил Мурашко]] сообщил, что на 23 марта медики оценивали состояние 16 пострадавших как крайне тяжёлое, ещё 44 человек как тяжёлое<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://tass.ru/obschestvo/20330533|title=В Минздраве заявили, что состояние 16 пострадавших в «Крокусе» крайне тяжёлое|website=[[ТАСС]]|access-date=2024-03-23}}</ref>. По состоянию на 24 марта было госпитализировано 142 человека, 32 выписаны<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://rg.ru/2024/03/24/minzdrav-podmoskovia-chislo-postradavshih-v-krokuse-dostiglo-180-chelovek.html|title=Минздрав Подмосковья: Число пострадавших в "Крокусе" достигло 180 человек|lang=ru|website=[[Российская газета]]|date=2024-03-24|access-date=2024-03-24}}</ref>. У многих раненых — огнестрельные ранения, ожоги, отравление продуктами горения, переломы<ref>{{cite web|url=https://www.rbc.ru/society/23/03/2024/65fe7dcf9a794771f7c12290|title=МЧС обновило список пострадавших при теракте в «Крокус Сити Холле»|lang=ru|website=[[РБК]]|date=2024-03-23|accessdate=2024-03-24}}</ref>. В оказании помощи пострадавшим было задействовано в общей сложности 19 медицинских организаций<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://rg.ru/2024/03/23/murashko-pomoshch-postradavshim-v-krokuse-okazyvaiut-19-medorganizacij.html|title=Мурашко: Помощь пострадавшим в "Крокусе" оказывают 19 медорганизаций|author=Егоршева, Нина|date=2024-03-23|publisher=[[Российская газета]]|access-date=2024-03-26}}</ref>. За первые выходные после теракта свыше семи тысяч жителей Москвы сдали более двух тонн крови для раненых<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://tass.ru/obschestvo/20350877|title=В Москве за выходные сдали более 2 тонн крови для пострадавших в "Крокусе"|website=[[ТАСС]]|access-date=2024-03-26}}</ref>.

По состоянию на вечер 23 марта спасательная операция на месте теракта была завершена<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://tass.ru/proisshestviya/20337723|title=Воробьев заявил о завершении спасательной операции в "Крокусе"|website=[[ТАСС]]|access-date=2024-03-24}}</ref>. Поисковая операция завершилась 26 марта<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/26/zavershen-poisk-postradavshih-pri-terakte-v-krokuse|title=Завершен поиск пострадавших при теракте в «Крокус Сити Холле»|lang=ru|date=2024-03-27|publisher=[[Meduza]]|access-date=2024-03-27|archive-date=2024-03-26|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240326231125/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/26/zavershen-poisk-postradavshih-pri-terakte-v-krokuse|url-status=live}}</ref>.

== Последовавшие события ==
[[Файл:Crocus City Hall sign after attack (cropped).jpg|мини|Здание «Крокус Сити Холла» после пожара]]
[[Файл:Crocus memory 2.jpg|мини|Стихийный мемориал у здания «Крокус Сити Холла»]]
[[Следственный комитет России]] по факту нападения на «Крокус Сити Холл» возбудил уголовное дело о [[Терроризм|террористическом акте]] (пункт «б» части 3 {{статья УК РФ|205|статьи 205}} [[Уголовный кодекс Российской Федерации|УК РФ]])<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.rbc.ru/politics/23/03/2024/65fe21479a7947831ffba123|title=СК сообщил о более 60 погибших в теракте в «Крокус Сити Холле»|website=[[РБК]]|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323060934/https://www.rbc.ru/politics/23/03/2024/65fe21479a7947831ffba123|url-status=live}}</ref>.

[[Росавиация]] и [[РЖД]] заявили об усилении мер безопасности<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/22/v-moskve-otmenili-vse-massovye-meropriyatiya-v-aeroportah-usileny-mery-bezopasnosti|title=В Москве отменили все массовые мероприятия. В аэропортах усилены меры безопасности|website=[[Meduza]]|date=2024-03-22|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323071317/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/22/v-moskve-otmenili-vse-massovye-meropriyatiya-v-aeroportah-usileny-mery-bezopasnosti|url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{Cite news|title=Атака на Crocus City Hall. Что известно к этому часу.|url=https://www.interfax.ru/russia/951988|website=[[Интерфакс]]|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323120607/https://www.interfax.ru/russia/951988|url-status=live}}</ref>. На объектах транспорта была введена максимальная степень защиты<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://rg.ru/2024/03/23/mintrans-rf-vvel-maksimalnyj-uroven-bezopasnosti-na-obektah-transporta.html|title=Минтранс РФ ввел максимальный уровень безопасности на объектах транспорта|lang=ru|website=[[Российская газета]]|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323120450/https://rg.ru/2024/03/23/mintrans-rf-vvel-maksimalnyj-uroven-bezopasnosti-na-obektah-transporta.html|url-status=live}}</ref>. В Москве и Санкт-Петербурге был экстренно прерван ряд концертов<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://t.me/DKNASASAL/5567|title=Данила Кашен|website=Telegram|access-date=2024-03-22|archive-date=2024-03-22|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322210615/https://t.me/DKNASASAL/5567|url-status=live}}</ref>, посетителей нескольких торговых центров эвакуировали<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.spb.kp.ru/online/news/5730724/|title=В Петербурге прервали концерт в «Севкабеле». Людей эвакуируют|website=[[Комсомольская правда]]|date=2024-03-22|access-date=2024-03-22|archive-date=2024-03-24|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324064930/https://www.spb.kp.ru/online/news/5730724/|url-status=live}}</ref>. В этих городах, а также в других регионах России были отменены все массовые, культурные и спортивные мероприятия, запланированные на 23—24 марта<ref name="fontanka-gubbe">{{cite web|last=Гюббе|first=Алина|title=Регионы России один за другим отменяют массовые мероприятия после нападения на «Крокус Сити холл»|url=https://www.fontanka.ru/2024/03/22/73371167/|accessdate=2024-03-22|publisher=[[Фонтанка.ру]]|date=2024-03-22|archive-date=2024-03-22|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322210637/https://www.fontanka.ru/2024/03/22/73371167/|url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.kommersant.ru/doc/6592339|title=Минкультуры объявило об отмене массовых мероприятий в федучреждениях|lang=ru|website=[[Коммерсантъ]]|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323122231/https://www.kommersant.ru/doc/6592339|url-status=live}}</ref>. Также в некоторых учебных заведениях субботние занятия были отменены или переведены на дистанционную форму<ref name="fontanka-gubbe" /><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.pnp.ru/incident/stolichnye-vuzy-otmenili-zanyatiya-i-massovye-meropriyatiya.html|title=Столичные вузы отменили занятия и массовые мероприятия|lang=ru|website=[[Парламентская газета]]|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23}}</ref>. О закрытии на ближайшие два дня в связи с терактом объявил [[Ботанический сад Петра Великого|Ботанический сад]] в [[Санкт-Петербург]]е<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.fontanka.ru/2024/03/23/73371944/|title=Ботанический сад будет закрыт в ближайшие выходные из-за трагедии в Подмосковье|lang=ru|website=[[Фонтанка.ру]]|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23}}</ref>. [[Красная площадь]] была полностью оцеплена<ref name=":0" />.

На фоне событий в «Крокус Сити Холле» российские телеканалы первоначально не приостанавливали в эфире развлекательные программы. Первым телеканалом, осветившим теракт, стала «[[Москва 24]]», рассказавшая о произошедшем буквально через несколько минут после того, как сообщения о стрельбе в «Крокус Сити Холле» появились в Telegram-каналах, — в 20:27<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/feature/2024/03/23/vo-vremya-napadeniya-na-krokus-siti-holl-krupneyshie-rossiyskie-telekanaly-ostavili-v-efire-razvlekatelnye-programmy|title=Во время нападения на «Крокус Сити Холл» российские телеканалы оставили в эфире развлекательные программы|lang=ru|website=[[Meduza]]|subtitle=Вот как пропагандисты освещали крупнейший теракт в Москве за последние годы|date=2024-03-23|url-status=live|access-date=2024-03-22|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323031734/https://meduza.io/feature/2024/03/23/vo-vremya-napadeniya-na-krokus-siti-holl-krupneyshie-rossiyskie-telekanaly-ostavili-v-efire-razvlekatelnye-programmy}}</ref>. 23 марта было объявлено, что все юмористические программы, которые запланированы в сетках вещания телеканалов холдинга «[[Газпром-медиа]]» на субботу и воскресенье, отменены<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://tass.ru/obschestvo/20330703|title=На каналах вещания "Газпром-медиа" отменили все юмористические программы|website=[[ТАСС]]|access-date=2024-03-23}}</ref>.

Президент России Владимир Путин провёл встречу с руководителями ФСБ, МВД, СК и Росгвардии, которые доложили ему о ходе расследования теракта<ref>{{Cite news|title=Путин встретился с главами силовых ведомств после теракта в Крокус-Сити|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/putin-vstretilsya-s-glavami-silovyh-vedomstv-posle-terakta-v-krokus-siti-holle|website=[[Meduza]]|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323031605/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/putin-vstretilsya-s-glavami-silovyh-vedomstv-posle-terakta-v-krokus-siti-holle|url-status=live}}</ref>.

Как сообщает издание «[[Meduza]]», представители силовых структур задержали несколько человек возле «Крокус Сити Холла», а сотрудники [[ОМОН (Россия)|ОМОНа]] разогнали собравшихся вблизи концертного зала журналистов<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/video/2024/03/22/rashodimsya-pozhivee-davay-rezche|title=«Расходимся, поживее, давай резче» ОМОН разогнал журналистов, которые пришли к «Крокус Сити Холлу»|publisher=[[Meduza]]|date=2024-03-22|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323031654/https://meduza.io/video/2024/03/22/rashodimsya-pozhivee-davay-rezche|url-status=live}}</ref>. Согласно «Meduza», два источника в государственных СМИ сообщили, что государственные и лояльные власти российские издания получили указание из администрации президента России подчёркивать в своих материалах о теракте возможный «украинский след»<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/v-kremle-dali-ukazanie-gosudarstvennym-i-loyalnym-vlasti-smi-podcherkivat-v-soobscheniyah-o-terakte-v-krokuse-vozmozhnyy-ukrainskiy-sled|title=В Кремле дали указание государственным и лояльным власти СМИ подчеркивать в сообщениях о теракте в «Крокусе» возможный «украинский след»|date=2024-03-23|publisher=[[Meduza]]|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323121602/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/v-kremle-dali-ukazanie-gosudarstvennym-i-loyalnym-vlasti-smi-podcherkivat-v-soobscheniyah-o-terakte-v-krokuse-vozmozhnyy-ukrainskiy-sled|url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.isranews.tv/item/69661|title=Кремль "подвел базу" под теракт в "Крокус холле" и спустил указания для российских СМИ|lang=ru|website=Девятый канал|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-26}}</ref>.

По предварительной оценке, ущерб имуществу составляет не менее 10 млрд рублей<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.kommersant.ru/doc/6592253|title=Ущерб имуществу «Крокус Сити Холла» от пожара оценивается в 10 млрд рублей|lang=ru|website=[[Коммерсантъ]]|date=2024-03-22|access-date=2024-03-22|archive-date=2024-03-22|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322211759/https://www.kommersant.ru/doc/6592253|url-status=live}}</ref>. Владеющая «Крокус Сити Холлом» компания Crocus Group сообщила, что концертный зал будет восстановлен<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.gazeta.ru/social/news/2024/03/24/22618111.shtml|title=«Крокус Сити Холл» будут восстанавливать|lang=ru|author=Баранова, Юлия|website=|date=2024-03-24|publisher=Газета.Ru|access-date=2024-03-24|archive-date=2024-03-24|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324065209/https://www.gazeta.ru/social/news/2024/03/24/22618111.shtml|url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{Cite news|title=Crocus Group заявила о намерении восстановить разрушенный «Крокус сити холл»|url=https://www.vedomosti.ru/business/news/2024/03/24/1027615-crocus-group-zayavila|website=Ведомости|access-date=2024-03-24|lang=ru}}</ref>. 26 марта спасатели МЧС России завершили разбор завалов. Было разобрано и вывезено более 900 м³ обрушившихся конструкций. Всего в аварийно-спасательных работах принимали участие более одной тысячи человек и свыше 300 единиц техники<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://tass.ru/proisshestviya/20363589|title=Спасатели завершили разбор завалов в "Крокус сити холле"|website=TACC|access-date=2024-03-27}}</ref>.

По заявлениям Министерства обороны РФ, после теракта значительно увеличилось количество желающих подписать контракт с Вооружёнными силами России. К 3 апреля с начала 2024 года контракты подписали более 100 тысяч человек, из которых около 16 тысяч — за время прошедшее после нападения на концертный зал. По заявлению МО РФ, основным мотивом заявленным в ходе собеседований было желание отомстить за погибших в трагедии<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/russia-concert-attack-army-recruitment-ukraine-conscription-rcna146151|title=Russia says concert attack sparked army recruitment jump; Ukraine lowers conscription age|lang=en|website=NBC News|date=2024-04-03|access-date=2024-04-04}}</ref><ref>{{Cite news|title=Russia says concert attack has spurred army recruitment|url=https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/over-100000-russians-signed-contracts-join-armed-forces-this-year-ministry-says-2024-04-03/|website=Reuters}}</ref><ref>{{Cite news|title=Over 100-000 Russians signed contracts to join armed forces this year ministry says|url=https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2024-04-03/over-100-000-russians-signed-contracts-to-join-armed-forces-this-year-ministry-says|website=USNews}}</ref><ref>{{Статья|ссылка=http://dx.doi.org/10.1017/9781139600392.006|заглавие=Armed Forces Abroad|год=2017-09-28|издание=Criminal Jurisdiction over Armed Forces Abroad|издательство=Cambridge University Press|страницы=100–123}}</ref>.
=== Антимигрантские настроения ===
Теракт и его освещение в медиа повлекли за собой резкий рост [[Ксенофобия|ксенофобных]] и антимигрантских настроений в российском обществе<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://carnegieendowment.org/politika/92048|title=Хорасан у границ. Россия и Таджикистан после теракта|author=Темур Умаров|website=Carnegie Endowment for International Peace|date=25.03.2024}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/feature/2024/03/25/posle-terakta-v-krokuse-politiki-i-propagandisty-trebuyut-uzhestochit-migratsionnuyu-politiku-eto-pravda-moglo-predotvratit-napadenie|title=После теракта в «Крокусе» политики и пропагандисты требуют ужесточить миграционную политику. Это правда могло предотвратить нападение?|website=Meduza|date=25 марта 2024|access-date=2024-03-26|archive-date=2024-03-26|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240326132258/https://meduza.io/feature/2024/03/25/posle-terakta-v-krokuse-politiki-i-propagandisty-trebuyut-uzhestochit-migratsionnuyu-politiku-eto-pravda-moglo-predotvratit-napadenie|url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://rus.ozodi.org/a/ksenofobiya-i-reydy-na-migrantov-posle-napadeniya-na-krokus-siti-holl/32877624.html|title="Прозевали страшнейший теракт и теперь делают вид, что работают". Ксенофобия и рейды на мигрантов после теракта в "Крокусе"|lang=ru|website=Радио Озоди|date=2024-03-26|access-date=2024-03-26}}</ref>. Так, 23 марта водители-мигранты, работающие в службах такси, рассказали о сообщениях от клиентов, которые отказывались ехать с этническими таджиками из-за их национальности<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/feature/2024/03/25/esli-ty-tadzhik-ya-s-toboy-ne-poedu|title=«Если ты таджик, я с тобой не поеду»|website=Meduza|subtitle=После теракта в «Крокусе» граждане Таджикистана столкнулись в России с особой ненавистью и агрессией. Вот лишь несколько примеров|date=25 марта 2024|access-date=2024-03-26|archive-date=2024-03-26|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240326124400/https://meduza.io/feature/2024/03/25/esli-ty-tadzhik-ya-s-toboy-ne-poedu|url-status=live}}</ref>. На следующий день стало известно об оскорблениях посетителей в адрес работника одной из московских кофеен таджикского происхождения. В Волгограде и ряде других городов прошли антимигрантские рейды полиции, в Москве сотрудники сферы ЖКХ просили коллег из Таджикистана и Узбекистана не выходить на улицу, чтобы не стать жертвами рейдов<ref>{{cite web|author = Шабашевиц, Дор|title = Рост ксенофобных настроений после теракта в Москве (North Caspian Report No. 4)|date = 2024-03-24|website = North Caspian Institute|url = https://northcaspian.org/ru/reports/xenophobia-moscow}}</ref>. В [[Благовещенск]]е неизвестные подожгли торговый павильон, принадлежавший мигрантам<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.sibreal.org/a/mer-blagoveschenska-soobschil-o-podzhoge-na-natsionalnoy-pochve-posle-terakta/32875174.html|title=Благовещенск: мэр сообщил о поджоге на национальной почве после теракта|lang=ru|website=Сибирь.Реалии|date=2024-03-24|access-date=2024-03-26}}</ref>, в [[Калуга|Калуге]] группа неизвестных избила на улице трёх граждан Таджикистана<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.vesty.co.il/main/article/rjzvgzy1a|title=Таджикская диаспора в России в панике после ареста подозреваемых в теракте|lang=ru|website=vesty|date=2024-03-25|access-date=2024-03-26|archive-date=2024-03-25|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240325151418/https://www.vesty.co.il/main/article/rjzvgzy1a|url-status=live}}</ref><ref name=":24">{{Cite web|url=https://www.sibreal.org/a/kyrgyzstan-rekomendoval-svoim-grazhdanam-poka-ne-ezditj-v-rossiyu/32877605.html|title=Кыргызстан рекомендовал своим гражданам пока не ездить в Россию|lang=ru|website=Сибирь.Реалии|date=2024-03-26|access-date=2024-03-26}}</ref>. В [[Санкт-Петербург]]е прошла операция «Антимигрант», в ходе которой происходили массовые задержания и депортация иностранных граждан, не имеющих права на пребывание в России<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://paperpaper.ru/papernews/2024/3/29/v-peterburge-prohodit-operaciya-ant/|title=В Петербурге проходит «операция “Антимигрант”»|lang=ru-RU|last=|website=«Бумага»|date=29 марта 2024|access-date=2024-03-29}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/29/v-peterburge-idet-operatsiya-antimigrant-inostrantsev-massovo-zaderzhivayut-i-deportiruyut|title=В Петербурге идет операция «Антимигрант» — иностранцев массово задерживают и депортируют|lang=ru|website=Meduza|date=29 марта 2024|access-date=2024-03-29}}</ref>.

[[Радио «Свобода»]] сообщило о массовых задержаниях пассажиров — граждан Кыргызстана, Таджикистана и Украины в московском аэропорту [[Шереметьево]]. Один из задержанных рассказал журналистам, что прилетевших иностранцев держали взаперти более суток и допрашивали, а некоторых — избивали<ref>{{cite web|title = Находящиеся в «Шереметьево» кыргызстанцы сообщают о дополнительных проверках и невозможности въехать на территорию РФ|url = https://rus.azattyk.org/a/32875172.html|website = Радио Азаттык|date = 2024-03-24|access-date = 2024-03-24|archive-date = 2024-03-25|archive-url = https://web.archive.org/web/20240325212610/https://rus.azattyk.org/a/32875172.html|url-status = live}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://theins.ru/news/270213|title=В России начались акты дискриминации мигрантов. Прилетевших в Москву жителей Кыргызстана вторые сутки не выпускают из аэропорта|lang=ru|website=The Insider|access-date=2024-03-26}}</ref>.

24 марта депутат Госдумы [[Шеремет, Михаил Сергеевич|Михаил Шеремет]] выступил с предложением запретить въезд новых иммигрантов до окончания «[[Специальная военная операция|специальной военной операции]]»<ref>{{cite web|author = Грудцинов, Руслан|title = Шеремет предложил запретить въезд мигрантов в Россию на время СВО|url = https://www.pnp.ru/politics/sheremet-predlozhil-zapretit-vezd-migrantov-v-rossiyu-na-vremya-svo.html|website = Парламентская газета|date = 2024-03-24|access-date = 2024-03-24|archive-date = 2024-03-24|archive-url = https://web.archive.org/web/20240324200629/https://www.pnp.ru/politics/sheremet-predlozhil-zapretit-vezd-migrantov-v-rossiyu-na-vremya-svo.html|url-status = live}}</ref>. 26 марта 2024 года [[Министерство иностранных дел Кыргызстана|МИД Кыргызстана]] призвал своих граждан воздержаться от поездок в Россию без необходимости, а уже находящимся в России рекомендовано не посещать места массового скопления людей<ref name=":24" /><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.moscowtimes.nl/2024/03/25/mid-kirgizstana-rekomendoval-grazhdanam-neezdit-vrossiyu-iz-za-oblav-namigrantov-a125646|title=МИД Кыргызстана рекомендовал гражданам не ездить в Россию из-за облав на мигрантов|lang=ru|first=|last=|website=Русская служба The Moscow Times|date=2024-03-25|access-date=2024-03-26}}</ref>.

== Следствие ==
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==== Задержание подозреваемых ====
Сначала утром 23 марта депутат [[Государственная Дума РФ|Государственной думы РФ]] [[Хинштейн, Александр Евсеевич|Александр Хинштейн]] сообщил, что задержаны двое подозреваемых в совершении теракта: автомобиль «Рено», на котором передвигались подозреваемые, был обнаружен ночью в районе деревни [[Хацунь]] [[Карачевский район|Карачевского района]] [[Брянская область|Брянской области]], он не остановился по требованию силовиков и попытался скрыться. В ходе преследования была открыта стрельба, машина перевернулась, одного подозреваемого задержали на месте, остальные скрылись в лесу. В результате поисков примерно в 3:50 был обнаружен и задержан второй подозреваемый, поиск остальных продолжился. В автомобиле были найдены [[пистолет Макарова]], магазин к автомату и паспорта граждан Таджикистана<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://theins.ru/news/270177|title=«Один террорист был задержан на месте, остальные скрылись в лесу. Позже задержали второго» — депутат Хинштейн рассказал о поиске террористов|lang=ru|website=The Insider|access-date=2024-04-01}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/hinshteyn-v-avtomobile-podozrevaemyh-v-terakte-v-krokuse-nashli-pasporta-grazhdan-tadzhikistana|title=Хинштейн: в автомобиле подозреваемых в теракте в «Крокусе» нашли паспорта граждан Таджикистана|lang=ru|website=Meduza|access-date=2024-04-01}}</ref>.

Сотрудник [[СОБР]] «Партизан» управления [[Росгвардия|Росгвардии]] по Брянской области, который участвовал в задержании подозреваемых, рассказал, что при их розыске в лесу использовался [[квадрокоптер]], служебная собака, а одного из подозреваемых обнаружили сидящим на дереве с помощью [[тепловизор]]а. Так как он отказался слезть, то пришлось срубить дерево<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://iz.ru/1671614/2024-03-25/nagrazhdennyi-sotrudnik-sobra-rasskazal-o-presledovanii-terroristov-iz-krokusa|title=Награжденный сотрудник СОБРа рассказал о преследовании террористов из «Крокуса»|website=Известия|date=25 марта 2024|access-date=2024-03-30}}</ref>. За участие в задержании подозреваемых сотрудникам силовых ведомств были вручены государственные и ведомственные награды<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.currenttime.tv/a/nagrady-za-poimku-terroristov/32876169.html|title=Силовиков, участвовавших в задержании подозреваемых в теракте в "Крокус Сити Холле", представили к госнаградам|lang=ru|website=Настоящее Время|date=2024-03-25|access-date=2024-03-28}}</ref>. Глава Чечни [[Кадыров, Рамзан Ахматович|Рамзан Кадыров]] заявил, что в задержании подозреваемых участвовал спецотряд «[[Специальный отряд быстрого реагирования «Ахмат»|Ахмат]]»<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://tass.ru/armiya-i-opk/20332665|title=Кадыров заявил об участии бойцов "Ахмата" в задержании террористов в Брянской области|website=TACC|access-date=2024-03-23}}</ref>.

Позже 23 марта пресс-служба президента РФ сообщила, что [[Руководство ФСБ России|директор ФСБ России]] [[Бортников, Александр Васильевич|Александр Бортников]] доложил президенту [[Путин, Владимир Владимирович|Владимиру Путину]] о задержании 11 человек, причастных к теракту, включая четырёх непосредственно участвовавших в осуществлении теракта<ref name="автоссылка1" /><ref name=":9">{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/glava-fsb-dolozhil-putinu-chto-posle-terakta-v-krokuse-zaderzhany-11-chelovek-v-tom-chisle-vse-chetvero-podozrevaemyh|title=Глава ФСБ доложил Путину, что после теракта в «Крокусе» задержаны 11 человек, в том числе все четверо подозреваемых|website=Meduza|date=23 марта 2024|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323082455/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/glava-fsb-dolozhil-putinu-chto-posle-terakta-v-krokuse-zaderzhany-11-chelovek-v-tom-chisle-vse-chetvero-podozrevaemyh|url-status=live}}</ref>. Было заявлено, что проводится поиск пособников террористов<ref>{{Cite news|title=Глава ФСБ доложил Путину, что после теракта в "Крокусе" задержаны 11 человек, в том числе все четверо подозреваемы.|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/putin-vstretilsya-s-glavami-silovyh-vedomstv-posle-terakta-v-krokus-siti-holle|website=Meduza|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323031605/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/putin-vstretilsya-s-glavami-silovyh-vedomstv-posle-terakta-v-krokus-siti-holle|url-status=live}}</ref>. 28 марта [[Следственный комитет России]] сообщил о задержании ещё одного подозреваемого, который «участвовал в схеме финансирования террористов»<ref name="rg1" /><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/28/sk-ob-yavil-o-zaderzhanii-esche-odnogo-podozrevaemogo-po-delu-o-terakte-v-krokuse|title=СК объявил о задержании еще одного подозреваемого по делу о теракте в «Крокусе»|lang=ru|website=Meduza|date=2024-03-28|access-date=2024-03-29|archive-date=2024-03-28|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240328165744/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/28/sk-ob-yavil-o-zaderzhanii-esche-odnogo-podozrevaemogo-po-delu-o-terakte-v-krokuse|url-status=live}}</ref>.

Центр общественных связей ФСБ заявил, что четыре подозреваемых в совершении теракта задержаны в Брянской области, где они пытались пересечь [[Российско-украинская граница|российско-украинскую границу]]. ФСБ также утверждала, что нападавшие имели «соответствующий контакт на украинской стороне»<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://theins.ru/news/270181|title=ФСБ: Террористы из «Крокус Сити Холла» планировали перейти российско-украинскую границу и имели контакты на украинской стороне|lang=ru|website=The Insider|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323113656/https://theins.ru/news/270181|url-status=live}}</ref>. [[Посольство Белоруссии в России|Посол Белоруссии в России]] [[Крутой, Дмитрий Николаевич|Дмитрий Крутой]] заявил о том, что спецслужбы Белоруссии помогли российским коллегам не дать участникам теракта «уйти через нашу общую границу»<ref>{{Публикация|статья|заглавие=Крутой: беларускія спецслужбы дапамагалі Расіі выканаць задачу не даць уцячы тэрарыстам праз граніцу|язык=be|тип=интернет-издание|издание=[[Белорусское телеграфное агентство|БелТА]]|день=23|месяц=03|год=2024|ссылка=https://www.blr.belta.by/society/view/krutoj-belaruskija-spetssluzhby-dapamagali-rasii-vykanats-zadachu-ne-dats-utsjachy-terarystam-praz-129343-2024/}}</ref><ref>{{cite web|title=Посол рассказал о роли Минска в задержании участников теракта в «Крокусе»|url=https://www.rbc.ru/politics/23/03/2024/65feb1489a79476092c2ab39|publisher=[[РБК]]|lang=ru|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323141518/https://www.rbc.ru/politics/23/03/2024/65feb1489a79476092c2ab39|url-status=live}}</ref>. 26 марта [[Лукашенко, Александр Григорьевич|Александр Лукашенко]] заявил, что изначально обвиняемые ехали именно в Белоруссию, но их кураторы понимали, что уже усиленную границу они не перейдут, и потому перенаправили машину в сторону границы с Украиной<ref name=":23">{{Cite web|url=https://www.dw.com/ru/lukasenko-oproverg-slova-ob-ukrainskom-okne-dla-terroristov/a-68674292|title=Лукашенко опроверг слова об украинском окне для террористов|lang=ru|website=DW|date=26.03.2024|access-date=2024-03-27}}</ref><ref>{{cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/26/lukashenko-zayavil-chto-napavshie-na-krokus-videli-chto-v-belarus-zahodit-nelzya-i-poetomu-poehali-k-granitse-s-ukrainoy|title=Лукашенко заявил, что напавшие на «Крокус» «видели, что в Беларусь заходить нельзя», и поэтому поехали к границе с Украиной|date=2024-03-26|access-date=2024-03-26|publisher=[[Meduza.io]]|archive-date=2024-03-26|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240326152847/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/26/lukashenko-zayavil-chto-napavshie-na-krokus-videli-chto-v-belarus-zahodit-nelzya-i-poetomu-poehali-k-granitse-s-ukrainoy|url-status=live}}</ref>.

На видео, опубликованном в телеграм-канале главного редактора телеканала RT [[Симоньян, Маргарита Симоновна|Маргариты Симоньян]], мужчина, которого предположительно задержали по подозрению в участии в теракте, признаётся, что за участие в атаке ему обещали 500 тысяч российских рублей; при этом первую половину денег ему уже перевели на банковскую карту, а вторую обещали перевести позже<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://tass.ru/proisshestviya/20332217|title=Подозреваемый в стрельбе в "Крокусе" сообщил, что ему предложили за теракт 500 тыс. рублей|website=TACC|access-date=2024-03-23}}</ref>.

По информации телеграм-канала «112» сообщалось, что все задержанные — граждане Российской Федерации, однако впоследствии [[МВД России]] опровергло эту информацию, заявив, что все задержанных предполагаемые нападавшие — иностранные граждане<ref name=":13" />.

Председатель [[Следственный комитет Российской Федерации|Следственного комитета РФ]] [[Бастрыкин, Александр Иванович|Александр Бастрыкин]] заявил, что по всем предметам, изъятым у подозреваемых при задержании, в автомобиле, который они использовали, и в квартире, в которой они проживали, назначено в совокупности более 90 [[Судебная экспертиза|экспертиз]]. Кроме того, следствие проверяет возможность нарушений требований безопасности и системы пожаротушения в «Крокус Сити Холле»; для этого были изъяты пульты, электронные блоки и приборы управления противопожарной системой концертного зала, проверяется содержимое сервера противопожарной системы, назначена пожарно-техническая экспертиза<ref name="Vedomosti">{{Публикация|1=статья|автор={{автор||Мухаметшина, Елена}}|заглавие=Что говорили на совещании у Владимира Путина о теракте в «Крокус Сити Холле»|язык=ru|тип=газета|издание=[[Ведомости]]|место=Москва|день=26|месяц=03|год=2024|ссылка=https://www.vedomosti.ru/politics/articles/2024/03/26/1027950-chto-govorili-na-soveschanii-u-putina-o-terakte|архив дата=2024-03-26|архив=https://web.archive.org/web/20240326232157/https://www.vedomosti.ru/politics/articles/2024/03/26/1027950-chto-govorili-na-soveschanii-u-putina-o-terakte}}</ref>.

26 марта 2024 года стало известно, что таджикские правоохранительные органы пришли домой к проживающим в [[Таджикистан]]е родственникам подозреваемых непосредственных исполнителей террористического акта и увезли их для проведения допросов<ref>{{Публикация|статья|заглавие="Модар, бародар ва ҳамсарашро бурданд." Бозпурсии наздикони гумонбарон дар Тоҷикистон|язык=tg|тип=интернет-издание|издание=[[Радио «Свобода»|Радиои Озодӣ]]|день=26|месяц=03|год=2024|ссылка=https://www.ozodi.org/a/32877883.html}}</ref>.

==== Пытки подозреваемых ====
{{Main|Пытки подозреваемых в теракте в «Крокус Сити Холле»}}
23 марта 2024 года российские телеграм-каналы выложили 24-секундный ролик, в котором человек в камуфляже отрезает ножом ухо связанному подозреваемому в совершении теракта Саидакрами Рачабализоде и угрожает отрезать половой член<ref name="заставляют съесть">{{cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/v-seti-poyavilos-video-zaderzhaniya-odnogo-iz-podozrevaemyh-v-terakte-v-krokuse-na-kadrah-emu-otrezayut-kusok-uha-i-zastavlyayut-s-est|title=В сети появилось видео задержания одного из подозреваемых в теракте в «Крокусе». На кадрах ему отрезают кусок уха и заставляют съесть|lang=ru|date=2024-03-23|publisher=[[Meduza]]|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323224922/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/v-seti-poyavilos-video-zaderzhaniya-odnogo-iz-podozrevaemyh-v-terakte-v-krokuse-na-kadrah-emu-otrezayut-kusok-uha-i-zastavlyayut-s-est|url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.isranews.tv/item/69663|title=По Сети гуляют жуткие кадры варварской пытки задержанного за теракт в "Крокус сити холле"|lang=ru|website=Девятый канал|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-24}}</ref><ref name="в рот">{{cite web|url=https://novayagazeta.eu/articles/2024/03/23/pravye-telegram-kanaly-rasprostraniaiut-video-gde-odnomu-iz-zaderzhannykh-terroristov-otrezaiut-ukho-i-zasovyvaiut-emu-v-rot-news|title=Правые телеграм-каналы распространяют видео, где одному из предполагаемых исполнителей теракта в «Крокусе» отрезают ухо и засовывают ему в рот|lang=ru|date=2024-03-23|publisher=[[Новая газета]]|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-24|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324065356/https://novayagazeta.eu/articles/2024/03/23/pravye-telegram-kanaly-rasprostraniaiut-video-gde-odnomu-iz-zaderzhannykh-terroristov-otrezaiut-ukho-i-zasovyvaiut-emu-v-rot-news|url-status=live}}</ref><ref name=":17">{{Cite news|title=Близкий к "Вагнеру" канал опубликовал фото пыток подозреваемого в теракте|url=https://www.svoboda.org/a/blizkiy-k-chvk-vagner-kanal-opublikoval-foto-pytok-podozrevaemogo-v-terakte/32875485.html|website=[[Радио «Свобода»]]|date=2024-03-24|access-date=2024-03-24|lang=ru}}</ref><ref>{{Cite news|title=Близкое к ИГ агентство опубликовало фото нападавших на "Крокус"|url=https://www.svoboda.org/a/blizkoe-k-ig-agentstvo-opublikovalo-foto-napadavshih-na-krokus-/32874525.html|website=[[Радио «Свобода»]]|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23|lang=ru|archive-date=2024-03-24|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324001313/https://www.svoboda.org/a/blizkoe-k-ig-agentstvo-opublikovalo-foto-napadavshih-na-krokus-/32874525.html|url-status=live}}</ref>. Нож затем был продан на аукционе [[Вторжение России на Украину (с 2022)|участником вторжения на Украину]], [[Неонацизм в России|российским неонацистом]] Евгением Рассказовым<ref name=":152">{{Cite web|url=https://theins.ru/news/270202|title=Теракт в подмосковном «Крокус Сити Холле»: подозреваемые и хронология|lang=ru|website=[[The Insider]]|access-date=2024-03-24}}</ref><ref name=":162">{{Cite web|url=https://istories.media/news/2024/03/23/ne-menee-115-chelovek-pogibli-v-khode-terakta-v-krokus-siti-kholle-fsb-yakobi-nashli-sled-ukraini-obnovlyaetsya/|title=Не менее 133 человек погибли при теракте в «Крокус Сити Холле», ФСБ якобы нашла след Украины. Обновляется|website=[[Важные истории]]|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-24}}</ref><ref name=":302">{{Cite web|url=https://novayagazeta.ru/articles/2024/03/27/vagnerizatsiia|title=Вагнеризация.|lang=ru|author=Валерий Ширяев|website=[[Новая газета]]|subtitle=Вначале была кувалда, а потом отрезанное ухо…|date=27 марта 2024|access-date=2024-03-27|archive-date=2024-03-27|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240327091204/https://novayagazeta.ru/articles/2024/03/27/vagnerizatsiia|url-status=live}}</ref>.

24 марта телеграм-канал [[Grey Zone]] опубликовал фото с другим подозреваемым Шамсидином Фаридуни<ref name=":17" />, которого [[Звонок Путину|пытали электротоком]] с помощью прибора связи [[ТА-57]], клеммы которого были подключены к гениталиям подозреваемого<ref>{{cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/24/z-kanaly-opublikovali-foto-doprosa-zaderzhannogo-po-podozreniyu-v-sovershenii-terakta-v-krokuse-na-nem-muzhchinu-pytayut-tokom|title=Z-каналы опубликовали фото допроса задержанного по подозрению в совершении теракта в «Крокусе». На нем мужчину пытают током|date=2024-03-24|access-date=2024-03-24|publisher=[[Meduza.io]]|archive-date=2024-03-24|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324183722/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/24/z-kanaly-opublikovali-foto-doprosa-zaderzhannogo-po-podozreniyu-v-sovershenii-terakta-v-krokuse-na-nem-muzhchinu-pytayut-tokom|url-status=live}}</ref><ref name="силовики признались">{{cite web|url=https://istories.media/news/2024/03/24/rossiiskie-siloviki-priznalis-v-tom-chto-pitayut-podozrevaemikh-v-sovershenii-terakta-tokom-i-dazhe-pokazali-foto/|title=Российские силовики признались в том, что пытают подозреваемых в совершении теракта током. И даже показали фото|date=2024-03-24|access-date=2024-03-24|publisher=[[Важные истории]]}}</ref>.

Пресс-секретарь президента России [[Песков, Дмитрий Сергеевич|Дмитрий Песков]] отказался комментировать вопрос корреспондента [[CNN]] о следах насилия у обвиняемых, свидетельствующих о пытках<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://tass.ru/politika/20346929|title=Песков оставил без ответа вопрос о травмах террористов|website=[[2023 год|TACC]]|access-date=2024-03-25|quote=«Оставляю без ответа этот вопрос», — отметил на брифинге пресс-секретарь президента РФ Дмитрий Песков.}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.dw.com/ru/v-kremle-ne-kommentiruut-sledy-pytok-na-podozrevaemyh-v-terakte-v-krokuse/a-68660773|title=Песков не ответил на вопрос о пытках подозреваемых в теракте|lang=ru|website=[[Deutsche Welle]]|date=25.03.2024|access-date=2024-03-26}}</ref><ref>{{cite web|author=Antoinette Radford, Aditi Sangal|title=March 25 Moscow concert hall attack|url=https://edition.cnn.com/europe/live-news/russia-attack-moscow-03-25-24/h_4f2350e613e68159ba989951005fcf72|website=[[CNN]]|date=2024-03-25|accessdate=2024-03-27|lang=en}}</ref>. Правозащитная организация «[[Команда против пыток]]» опубликовала заявление, в котором осудила насилие силовиков по отношению к подозреваемым<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/25/otvetom-na-varvarstvo-ne-dolzhno-stat-varvarstvo-komanda-protiv-pytok-osudila-pytki-podozrevaemyh-v-terakte-v-krokuse|title=«Ответом на варварство не должно стать варварство». «Команда против пыток» осудила пытки подозреваемых в теракте в «Крокусе»|date=2024-03-25|publisher=Meduza|access-date=2024-03-25|archive-date=2024-03-25|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240325131110/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/25/otvetom-na-varvarstvo-ne-dolzhno-stat-varvarstvo-komanda-protiv-pytok-osudila-pytki-podozrevaemyh-v-terakte-v-krokuse|url-status=live}}</ref>. По словам юриста этой организации [[Бабинец, Сергей Сергеевич|Сергея Бабинца]], хотя российские силовики и раньше применяли пытки во время следствия, прежде они не делали это настолько показательно<ref>{{cite web|title=Арестованные, их связь с ИГ, пытки после задержания. Ответы на главные вопросы о нападении на «Крокус»|url=https://www.bbc.com/russian/articles/c3gjl7y4yq6o|website=[[Русская служба Би-би-си]]|date=2024-03-25|accessdate=2024-03-27|lang=ru|archive-date=2024-03-25|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240325192949/https://www.bbc.com/russian/articles/c3gjl7y4yq6o|url-status=live}}</ref>.

29 марта телеграм-канал «[[1ADAT]]» сообщил о гибели в отделении полиции Москвы уроженеца Чечни Асхаба Успанова, задержанного в ночь после теракта в концертном зале «Крокус Сити Холл». По неподтверждённым данным 1ADAT, его запытали до смерти, а затем инсценировали самоубийство, утверждается, что у Успанова были сломаны рёбра и позвоночник, на его теле следы удушения и кровоподтёки<ref>{{Cite news|title=В полиции в Москве умер задержанный после "Крокуса" уроженец Чечни|url=https://www.svoboda.org/a/chechenets-zaderzhannyy-posle-terakta-v-krokuse-umer-v-otdele-politsii/32886820.html|website=Радио Свобода|date=2024-04-01|access-date=2024-04-06|lang=ru}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.dw.com/ru/zaderzannyj-posle-terakta-v-krokuse-cecenec-umer-v-policii/a-68715537|title=Задержанный после теракта в "Крокусе" чеченец умер в полиции – DW – 02.04.2024|lang=ru|website=Deutsche Welle|date=2024-04-02|access-date=2024-04-06}}</ref>. Уполномоченный по правам человека в Чеченской Республике Мансур Солтаев заявил, что Успанов не был связан с терактом<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://tass.ru/obschestvo/20443955|title=Омбудсмен заявил, что задержанный в Москве чеченец не связан с терактом в "Крокусе"|website=TACC|access-date=2024-04-06}}</ref>.

==== Заключение обвиняемых под стражу ====
24 марта 2024 года четверо обвиняемых: Мухаммадсобир Зокирчонович Файзов, Шамсидин Фаридуни, Далерджон Баротович Мирзоев и Саидакрами Муродали Рачабализода предстали перед [[Басманный районный суд города Москвы|Басманным районным судом]] города Москвы для рассмотрения вопроса об избрании им меры пресечения<ref name=":28">{{Cite web|url=https://www.currenttime.tv/a/demonstratsiya-pytok-i-nochnye-aresty-kogo-obvinyayut-v-sovershenii-terakta-v-krokus-siti-holl/32875557.html|title=Демонстрация пыток и ночные аресты: кого обвиняют в совершении теракта в "Крокус Сити Холл" и что известно о действиях российских спецслужб|lang=ru|website=Настоящее Время|date=2024-03-25|access-date=2024-03-26}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web |last=Chen |first=Heather |date=2024-03-24 |title=2 defendants identified in the Crocus City Hall terrorist attack |url=https://edition.cnn.com/europe/live-news/moscow-russia-shooting-03-24-24/h_0e32291206570fd18f829e90375f77d1 |access-date=2024-03-24 |website=CNN |language=en |archive-date=2024-03-27 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240327170542/https://edition.cnn.com/europe/live-news/moscow-russia-shooting-03-24-24/h_0e32291206570fd18f829e90375f77d1 |url-status=live }}</ref>. Прокуроры потребовали заключения их под стражу. В случае вынесения обвинительного приговора они могут быть приговорены к [[Пожизненное лишение свободы в России|пожизненному лишению свободы]]<ref name="abc-2charged">{{cite news |last1=Stukalova |first1=Tanya |last2=Szekeres |first2=Edward |last3=Shalvey |first3=Kevin |title=2 suspects charged, as Russian diplomat says US didn't pass along 'concrete' info before Moscow attack |url=https://abcnews.go.com/International/russian-diplomat-us-didnt-pass-concrete-info-attack/story?id=108441680 |access-date=24 March 2024 |work=ABC News |date=24 March 2024 |language=en |archive-date=2024-03-24 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324120943/https://abcnews.go.com/International/russian-diplomat-us-didnt-pass-concrete-info-attack/story?id=108441680 |url-status=live }}</ref>. В ходе слушания Мирзоев полностью признал свою вину по всем пунктам обвинения<ref name="cnn-1pledguilty">{{cite news |last1=Angelova |first1=Masha |last2=Bodenhorst |first2=Michael |last3=Pennington |first3=Josh |title=2 defendants identified in the Crocus City Hall terrorist attack |url=https://www.cnn.com/europe/live-news/moscow-russia-shooting-03-24-24/h_0e32291206570fd18f829e90375f77d1 |access-date=24 March 2024 |work=CNN |publisher=Cable News Network |date=24 March 2024 |language=en}}</ref>. Все подозреваемые появились в суде со следами пыток<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.currenttime.tv/a/moskva-krokus/32875488.html|title=Суд в Москве арестовал четверых обвиняемых в совершении теракта в "Крокус Сити Холле"|lang=ru|website=Настоящее Время|date=2024-03-24|access-date=2024-03-26}}</ref>, Рачабализода — с повязкой, закрывающей его отсутствующее правое ухо, Файзов был доставлен на каталке в сопровождении врачей с установленным катетером<ref name=":28" /><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/feature/2024/03/24/basmannyy-sud-arestoval-podozrevaemyh-po-delu-o-terakte-v-krokus-siti-holle|title=Обвиняемые по делу о теракте в «Крокус Сити Холле» в Басманном суде|website=Meduza|date=2023-03-24|access-date=2024-03-24|archive-date=2024-03-25|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240325094523/https://meduza.io/feature/2024/03/24/basmannyy-sud-arestoval-podozrevaemyh-po-delu-o-terakte-v-krokus-siti-holle|url-status=live}}</ref>. Суд избрал в отношении всех подозреваемых меру пресечения в виде заключения под стражу, поместив их в [[следственный изолятор]] до 22 мая 2024 года<ref name=":28" /><ref>{{Публикация|статья|заглавие=Суд арестовал первого из обвиняемых по делу о теракте в "Крокусе"|язык=ru|тип=интернет-издание|издание=[[РАПСИ]]|место=Москва|день=24|месяц=03|год=2024|ссылка=https://rapsinews.ru/judicial_news/20240324/309745609.html}}</ref><ref>{{Публикация|статья|заглавие=Суд арестовал второго обвиняемого по делу о теракте в "Крокус Сити Холл"|язык=ru|тип=интернет-издание|издание=[[РАПСИ]]|место=Москва|день=24|месяц=03|год=2024|ссылка=https://rapsinews.ru/judicial_news/20240324/309745761.html}}</ref><ref>{{Публикация|статья|заглавие=Суд арестовал третьего фигуранта дела о теракте в "Крокусе"|язык=ru|тип=интернет-издание|издание=[[РАПСИ]]|место=Москва|день=25|месяц=03|год=2024|ссылка=https://rapsinews.ru/judicial_news/20240325/309746040.html}}</ref><ref>{{Публикация|статья|заглавие=Суд арестовал четвертого фигуранта дела о теракте в "Крокусе"|язык=ru|тип=интернет-издание|издание=[[РАПСИ]]|место=Москва|день=25|месяц=03|год=2024|ссылка=https://rapsinews.ru/judicial_news/20240325/309746116.html}}</ref>.

Защиту всех четырёх обвиняемых при решении вопроса об избрании им меры пресечения осуществляли [[адвокат]]ы по назначению, поскольку ни один из адвокатов не согласился защищать их добровольно (то есть по соглашению)<ref>{{Публикация|статья|заглавие=Никто из четверых обвиняемых в теракте в "Крокусе" не смог найти себе адвоката|язык=ru|тип=интернет-издание|издание=[[ТАСС]]|место=Москва|день=25|месяц=03|год=2024|ссылка=https://tass.ru/proisshestviya/20349391}}</ref>. При этом в адрес адвокатов, осуществлявших защиту указанных фигурантов по назначению, стали поступать угрозы физической расправы с ними и их родными<ref>{{Публикация|1=статья|автор=[[Меркачёва, Ева Михайловна]]|заглавие=Адвокаты террористов из «Крокус Сити Холла» выступили с неожиданной просьбой: посыпались угрозы|язык=ru|тип=газета|издание=[[Московский комсомолец]]|место=Москва|день=25|месяц=03|год=2024|ссылка=https://www.mk.ru/social/2024/03/26/advokaty-terroristov-iz-krokus-siti-kholla-vystupili-s-neozhidannoy-prosboy-posypalis-ugrozy.html|архив дата=2024-03-26|архив=https://web.archive.org/web/20240326212803/https://www.mk.ru/social/2024/03/26/advokaty-terroristov-iz-krokus-siti-kholla-vystupili-s-neozhidannoy-prosboy-posypalis-ugrozy.html}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://lenta.ru/news/2024/03/27/advokatam-obvinyaemyh-v-terakte-v-krokus-siti-holle-nachali-postupat-ugrozy/|title=Адвокатам обвиняемых в теракте в «Крокус Сити Холле» начали поступать угрозы|lang=ru|website=Lenta.RU|date=2024-03-27|access-date=2024-03-29|archive-date=2024-03-28|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240328073636/https://lenta.ru/news/2024/03/27/advokatam-obvinyaemyh-v-terakte-v-krokus-siti-holle-nachali-postupat-ugrozy/|url-status=live}}</ref>.

25 марта Басманный суд Москвы заключил под стражу ещё троих фигурантов дела о теракте — Диловара, Аминчона и Исроила Исломовых<ref>{{Публикация|статья|заглавие=Суд арестовал отца и сыновей Исломовых по делу о теракте в "Крокус Сити Холле"|язык=ru|тип=интернет-издание|издание=[[РАПСИ]]|место=Москва|день=25|месяц=03|год=2024|ссылка=https://rapsinews.ru/judicial_news/20240325/309750863.html}}</ref><ref name=":20">{{Cite web|url=https://www.rbc.ru/politics/25/03/2024/660199369a7947f034fd80fb|title=Суд арестовал еще трех фигурантов дела о теракте в «Крокусе»|lang=ru|website=РБК|date=2024-03-25|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240325154533/https://www.rbc.ru/politics/25/03/2024/660199369a7947f034fd80fb|archive-date=2024-03-25|access-date=2024-03-25|url-status=live}}</ref>. На следующий день под стражу был заключён Алишер Хатамович Касимов, предприниматель, сдавший в аренду квартиру одному из подозреваемых<ref>{{Публикация|статья|заглавие=Суд арестовал восьмого фигуранта дела о теракте в "Крокус Сити Холл"|язык=ru|тип=интернет-издание|издание=[[РАПСИ]]|место=Москва|день=26|месяц=03|год=2024|ссылка=https://rapsinews.ru/judicial_news/20240326/309753205.html}}</ref>.

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==== Предполагаемые исполнители ====
* Далерджон Баротович Мирзоев, 32 года. Уроженец Таджикистана, имеет четверых несовершеннолетних детей. Получил [[Временная регистрация|временную регистрацию]] на три месяца в [[Новосибирск]]е, срок действия которой на момент заключения под стражу уже истёк. Брат Далерджона в 2016 году уехал в Сирию воевать на стороне ИГИЛ и вероятно, что в 2020 году погиб там. Далерджон признал свою вину. Маргарита Симоньян, назвав Мирзоева «главарём упырей», опубликовала видео его допроса. На кадрах он рассказывает, что около месяца проживал в хостеле на трассе ещё с одним человеком. Некий знакомый по имени Абдулло, с которым подозреваемый познакомился в Telegram, предложил им купить машину у своих родственников. Они встретились во время сделки на [[Дмитровское шоссе|Дмитровском шоссе]]. На этой машине мужчины планировали работать в такси<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://istories.media/news/2024/03/28/brat-dalerdzhona-mirzoeva-podozrevaemogo-v-sovershenii-terakta-v-krokuse-bil-storonnikom-igil/|title=Брат Далерджона Мирзоева, подозреваемого в совершении теракта в «Крокусе», был сторонником ИГИЛ|lang=ru|website=Важные истории|date=2024-03-28|access-date=2024-03-28|archive-date=2024-03-28|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240328203517/https://istories.media/news/2024/03/28/brat-dalerdzhona-mirzoeva-podozrevaemogo-v-sovershenii-terakta-v-krokuse-bil-storonnikom-igil/|url-status=live}}</ref><ref name=":21" /><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://edition.cnn.com/europe/live-news/moscow-russia-shooting-03-24-24/h_075f38cea1af3ddcced1d4ab1880c055|title=Here's what we know about the four suspects in the Moscow concert hall attack|lang=en|first=Heather Chen, Andrew Raine, Catherine Nicholls, Antoinette Radford, Maureen Chowdhury, Kathleen Magramo|last=|website=CNN|date=2024-03-24|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240325145344/https://edition.cnn.com/europe/live-news/moscow-russia-shooting-03-24-24/h_075f38cea1af3ddcced1d4ab1880c055|archive-date=2024-03-25|access-date=2024-03-25|url-status=live}}</ref>.
* Саидакрами Муродали Рачабализода, 30 лет. Соседи запомнили его, как тихого отстранённого парня, который мало общался с людьми. В школе учился плохо, после 9 класса уехал в Россию на заработки. Из России был депортирован, работал грузчиком в городе [[Вахдат]] за зарплату в 150 долларов. Женат. Из-за пневмонии скончался его 3-месячный сын, потому что в семье не было денег на лечение. Признал вину. В зале суда появился с перевязанной головой, что перекликается с видео, на котором одному из подозреваемых отрезают ухо<ref name=":21" /><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://theins.ru/news/270343|title=Мечты о машине, учебе в Китае и потеря сына. Что рассказывают о подозреваемых в совершении теракта их родственники|lang=ru|website=The Insider|date=2024-03-28|access-date=2024-03-28|archive-date=2024-03-28|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240328162930/https://theins.ru/news/270343|url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.bbc.com/russian/articles/cg69e4wky45o|title=Синяки, перевязанная голова и признание вины. Как проходило заседание суда по делу о нападении на «Крокус»|lang=ru|website=BBC News Русская служба|date=2024-03-24|access-date=2024-03-25|archive-date=2024-03-25|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240325065659/https://www.bbc.com/russian/articles/cg69e4wky45o|url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://novayagazeta.eu/articles/2024/03/24/novaia-evropa-uznala-imia-predpolagaemogo-ispolnitelia-terakta-v-krokuse-kotorogo-ubili-pri-zaderzhanii-news|title=«Новая-Европа» узнала имя предполагаемого исполнителя теракта в «Крокусе». Обновлено|website=Новая газета Европа|date=24 марта 2024|access-date=2024-03-27}}</ref>.
* Шамсидин Фаридуни, 25 лет. Женат, есть восьмимесячный ребёнок. Зарегистрирован в Красногорске и трудоустроен на паркетной фабрике в [[Подольск]]е. На распространённом RT видео признаётся, что за участие в теракте ему обещали 500 тысяч рублей. Также он сообщил силовикам, что 4 марта прилетел из [[Турция|Турции]], куда ездил «ради документов». 7 марта приходил в «Крокус Сити Холл», пытался выяснить схему помещений, ходил по фойе и осматривался, сфотографировался в концертном зале<ref name=":21" /><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.currenttime.tv/a/sluga-boga-v-internete-kakie-sotsseti-vel-shamsidin-fariduni-kotorogo-schitayut-organizatorom-terakta-v-krokus-siti-/32878615.html|title="Слуга бога" в интернете. Какие соцсети вел Шамсидин Фаридуни, которого следователи считают организатором теракта в "Крокус Сити"|lang=ru|website=Настоящее Время|date=2024-03-26|access-date=2024-03-27}}</ref><ref>{{Cite news|title=Загадочный "Абдуллох". Кем оказался возможный организатор атаки на "Крокус"|first=Марк|last=Крутов|url=https://www.svoboda.org/a/zagadochnyy-abdulloh-kem-okazalsya-vozmozhnyy-organizator-ataki-na-krokus-/32878449.html|website=Радио Свобода|date=2024-03-26|access-date=2024-03-27|lang=ru|archive-date=2024-03-26|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240326225056/https://www.svoboda.org/a/zagadochnyy-abdulloh-kem-okazalsya-vozmozhnyy-organizator-ataki-na-krokus-/32878449.html|url-status=live}}</ref>.
* Мухаммадсобир Зокирчонович Файзов, 19 лет. В течение 2023 года работал в парикмахерских [[Ивановская область|Ивановской области]] — сначала в [[Иваново]], а затем в [[Тейково]]. На момент заключения под стражу временно не работал. Во время задержания Файзов получил ранение, и его глаз не закрывается<ref name=":21" /><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://rus.ozodi.org/a/32878464.html|title="Увлекался спортом, был хорошим барбером, хотел учиться в Китае". Кто такой Мухаммадсобир Файзов?|lang=ru|website=Радио Озоди|date=2024-03-26|access-date=2024-03-27}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.currenttime.tv/a/o-podozrevaemyh-v-terakte-fayzove-radzhabalizode/32879657.html|title="Не может зарезать даже курицу". Что говорят о подозреваемых в теракте в Москве Файзове, Раджабализоде и семье Исломовых родные на родине|lang=ru|website=Настоящее Время|date=2024-03-27|access-date=2024-03-27|archive-date=2024-03-27|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240327194314/https://www.currenttime.tv/a/o-podozrevaemyh-v-terakte-fayzove-radzhabalizode/32879657.html|url-status=live}}</ref>.

==== Предполагаемые пособники ====
* Диловар Исроилович Исломов, 24 года. Родился в [[Душанбе]], имеет российское гражданство. Женат, есть трёхмесячный ребёнок, работает таксистом. Был владельцем автомобиля [[Renault]], на котором подозреваемые скрылись с места нападения<ref name=":21">{{Cite web|url=https://novayagazeta.eu/articles/2024/03/26/rasstrel-liudei-prodazha-avtomobilia-i-arenda-kvartiry|title=Расстрел людей, продажа автомобиля и аренда квартиры|website=Новая газета Европа|subtitle=За что арестовали подозреваемых в теракте в «Крокусе», как долго они находились в России и как связаны друг с другом|date=26 марта 2024|access-date=2024-03-27}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/feature/2024/03/26/10-voprosov-na-kotorye-spustya-tri-dnya-posle-terakta-v-krokuse-net-otvetov|title=10 вопросов, на которые спустя три дня после теракта в «Крокусе» нет ответов|website=Meduza|subtitle=Сколько было террористов? Задержанные правда хотели сбежать в Украину? И почему им дали уйти так далеко?|date=26 марта 2024|access-date=2024-03-27|archive-date=2024-03-26|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240326085245/https://meduza.io/feature/2024/03/26/10-voprosov-na-kotorye-spustya-tri-dnya-posle-terakta-v-krokuse-net-otvetov|url-status=live}}</ref><ref name=":22">{{Cite web|url=https://www.bbc.com/russian/live/news-68642081|title=Нападение в «Крокус Сити Холле»: суд отправил в СИЗО уже восьмого подозреваемого - Новости на русском языке|lang=ru-RU|website=BBC News Русская служба|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322225606/https://www.bbc.com/russian/live/news-68642081|archive-date=2024-03-22|access-date=2024-03-26|url-status=live}}</ref>.
* Аминчон Исроилович Исломов, 33 года. Родной брат Диловара. Также имеет российское гражданство. Семеро детей от двух жён. По словам Исломова, они с братом Диловаром сами пришли в полицию, когда узнали о произошедшем. Вину не признал<ref name=":21" /><ref name=":22" />.
* Исроил Ибрагимович Исломов, 64 года. Гражданин Таджикистана, имеет вид на жительство в России. Отец Аминчона и Диловара. Жил в Твери<ref name=":21" /><ref name=":22" />.

Братья Исломовы сами пришли в полицию, чтобы дать показания, когда увидели фотографии своей машины на месте теракта, их задержали и обвинили в пособничестве террористам, впоследствии задержали и их отца<ref>[https://www.gazeta.ru/social/2024/03/25/18471799.shtml «Когда увидел фотки, был в шоке». Что известно о новых фигурантах дела о теракте в «Крокусе» - Газета.Ru]</ref>. По версии следствия, Исломовы предоставили подозреваемым квартиру для проживания, автомобиль, перевозили их деньги<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/feature/2024/03/25/sud-arestoval-esche-troih-figurantov-dela-o-terakte-v-krokuse|title=Суд арестовал еще троих фигурантов дела о теракте в «Крокусе» Одному из них принадлежал «Рено», на котором скрылись террористы. Двое других — его отец и брат. Они заявляют, что сами пришли в СК|date=2024-03-25|publisher=Meduza|access-date=2024-03-26|archive-date=2024-03-25|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240325195536/https://meduza.io/feature/2024/03/25/sud-arestoval-esche-troih-figurantov-dela-o-terakte-v-krokuse|url-status=live}}</ref>.

* Алишер Хатамович Касимов, 32 года. Уроженец [[Кыргызстан]]а, женат, трое детей. Является гражданином России, зарегистрирован в [[Путилково]] в [[Красногорский район (Московская область)|Красногорском районе]], имеет среднее образование. Работает в качестве индивидуального предпринимателя. Заявил суду, что только искал арендатора на сайте объявлений «[[Авито]]»‎ и не имел представлений о том, кто в итоге проживал в квартире<ref name=":21" /><ref name=":22" /><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.currenttime.tv/a/krokus-arest-vosmogo-figuranta/32877756.html|title=В Москве арестовали восьмого подозреваемого по делу о теракте в "Крокусе": он, предположительно, сдал квартиру участникам нападения|lang=ru|website=Настоящее Время|date=2024-03-26|access-date=2024-03-27|archive-date=2024-03-27|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240327022043/https://www.currenttime.tv/a/krokus-arest-vosmogo-figuranta/32877756.html|url-status=live}}</ref>.
==== Дальнейшее расследование ====
28 марта 2024 года Следственный комитет России заявил, что «в распоряжении следствия имеются подтверждённые данные о поступлении исполнителям теракта значительных сумм денежных средств и [[криптовалюта|криптовалюты]] из [[Украина|Украины]], которые использовались при подготовке преступления». Также было заявлено, что установлен и задержан ещё один подозреваемый, участвовавший в схеме финансирования террористов<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://ria.ru/20240328/terroristy-1936445321.html|title=СК получил доказательства связи террористов из "Крокуса" с Украиной|website=РИА Новости|date=2024-03-28|access-date=2024-03-30}}</ref>. Источник газеты «[[Известия]]» в правоохранительных органах сообщил, что это также уроженец Таджикистана, он передал одному из исполнителей теракта Шамсидину Фаридуни банковскую карту, на которой были деньги для подготовки теракта. Также было сообщено, что 28 марта в ходе следственных действий был найден схрон, откуда террористы достали оружие — он находился в районе [[Дмитровское шоссе|Дмитровского шоссе]]<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://iz.ru/1673581/iana-shturma-roman-soldatov/tcifrovoi-siluet-terakt-v-krokuse-finansirovali-kriptovaliutoi|title=Цифровой силуэт: теракт в «Крокусе» финансировали криптовалютой|website=Известия|date=2024-03-28|access-date=2024-03-30}}</ref>. 29 марта появились сообщения об обысках в офисах [[криптобиржа|криптобиржи]] Beribit и компании ABCeX в связи с расследованием финансирования теракта<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.rbc.ru/society/29/03/2024/6606bf179a7947667c061caf|title=Силовики пришли с обысками в криптообменник в Москва-Сити |website=|date=2024-03-29|access-date=2024-03-30}}</ref>.

7 апреля 2024 года стало известно, что двум сотрудникам «Крокуса», ответственным за пожарную безопасность, были предъявлены обвинения в нарушении правил пожарной безопасности и халатности, мерой пресечения им была избрана подписка о невыезде<ref>{{cite news|title=Ответственный за пожарную безопасность в "Крокусе" стал фигурантом дела о халатности|url=https://tass.ru/proisshestviya/20467729|website=ТАСС|lang=ru|date=2024-04-07|accessdate=2024-04-07}}</ref>.

Также 7 апреля 2024 года «[[Первый канал]]» показал кадры видеозаписи допросов обвиняемых в участии в теракте. На них Далержон Мирзоев, на вопрос том, какие планы были у группы нападавших после атаки, отвечает: «В сторону Киева». Саидакрами Рачабализода сообщает: «Сайфулло нам сообщил, чтобы мы ехали на Украину, в Киев. И там один миллион рублей дадут». Мухаммадсобир Файзов добавил, что Сайфулло обещал, что на границе Украины нападавших должны были ожидать люди, которые помогут им перейти границу. Также было сообщено, что российские спецслужбы якобы выяснили, что готовилось два коридора перехода через границу — на украинской стороне вели разминирование близ приграничных поселков [[Чуйковка]] и [[Сопычь]] в [[Сумская область|Сумской области]]. По словам обвиняемых, они должны были за 4 км до границы сжечь автомобиль и идти пешком по инструкции Сайфулло<ref>{{cite news|title=ФСБ показала кадры допроса подозреваемых в атаке на «Крокус»|url=https://www.rbc.ru/society/07/04/2024/6612f6fe9a79472168121bd5|website=РБК|lang=ru|date=2024-04-07|accessdate=2024-04-07}}</ref>.

== Ответственность ==
[[Файл:Alleged_perpetrators_of_the_2024_Crocus_City_Hall_terrorist_attack.png|мини|Предполагаемые террористы, запечатлённые на съёмке с камеры видеонаблюдения]]
За две недели до нападения русская националистическая вики "Традиция" подверглась вандализму со стороны людей под никами "Sideswipe9th" или "Zoe Hamilton", проживающих в Белфасте, Великобритания, где они предупреждали о готовящемся нападении, заявляя о своей связи с преступниками.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/WikipediaVandalism/comments/1ba8i09/a_russian_nationalist_wiki_was_affected_by/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/1bl9c0f/two_weeks_ago_a_russian_nationalist_wiki_was/</ref>

Sideswipe9th опубликовал это:

''Привет, я Sideswipe9th, она же Зои Гамильтон из Белфаста. Я передаю это предупреждение от друга, который является антироссийским борцом, что скоро мы начнем нападать на русских с оружием и бомбами в качестве возмездия за зверства российских империалистов на Украине.''

''Гражданское население России рассматривается как неотъемлемая часть виновников войны. Поэтому это предупреждение адресовано всем невинным иностранцам, например, украинским соотечественникам, которые оказались в ловушке, чтобы они не стали сопутствующими жертвами.''

''Первоначальный план состоит в том, чтобы провести отвлекающие атаки на небольшие концерты, в идеале 9-10 марта, такие как концерт sobaki.tabaka, прежде чем переходить к реальным целям, включая Концертный зал им. Чайковского. Концертный зал имени Рахманинова, Филармония-2 и многое другое. Это будет как Bataclan, с захватом заложников, чтобы призвать к прекращению несправедливой войны, а также с использованием химических устройств. Массовые расстрелы террористов-смертников прогнозируются в крупных торговых центрах, таких как "Ривьера", "Крокус", "Авиапарк", "Колумб" и "МЕГА Химки". Масштаб операции может в той или иной степени напоминать нападение ХАМАСа на Израиль, только в отличие от дикарей ХАМАСа мы воздержимся от таких бесчеловечных тактик, как изнасилования и обезглавливание.''

''Слава Украине! Слава героям!''

Что касается Sideswipe9th/Zoe Hamilton, следующая информация может быть полезна для российских властей, чтобы обеспечить ее привлечение к ответственности.<ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/zoeswipe-zo%C3%AB-lurking-spychologist-hamilton.3216/</ref>

Электронная почта: zoe at brainandnerd.com

Battle.net: SideSwipe#21408

Discord: Sideswipe#2340 (158288667821998080)

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/zoeswipe/

Xbox: SideSwipe9th

Сайт рабочего места: https://www.brainandnerd.com

Nitech.online: https://nitech.online/@Zoeswipe

Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/people/sfh2ri6axmirom1g

Github: https://github.com/SideSwipe9th

Twitter: https://twitter.com/zoeswipe

Linkedin: https://uk.linkedin.com/in/zoë-hamilton-7aa71397

Nexusmods: https://www.nexusmods.com/oblivion/users/192154

Википедия: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Sideswipe9th

Последний известный адрес места работы:

Brain and Nerd

18 Ormeau Avenue, Belfast, Northern Ireland, BT2 8HS

"Зои" также известна под этими именами:

Elmer Fudd

Pecan Salad!

Pecan Salad

Templeton "Faceman" Peck

Также имеет аккаунт в Livejournal:

https://sideswipe9th.livejournal.com/

Другие ссылки:

https://stargate.fandom.com/wiki/User:Sideswipe9th

https://pcpartpicker.com/accounts/login/?next=/user/SideSwipe9th/

До этого Sideswipe9th был замешан в угрозе взрыва рейса 2463 авиакомпании Azur Air в 2023 году, из-за чего он был перенаправлен в Узбекистан во время полета из России в Индию. В новостной статье Times of India описывается, что сообщение с угрозой взрыва было отправлено «Зои, скрывающейся от посторонних глаз, шпионологом Гамильтоном» (Zoë "Lurking Spychologist" Hamilton), утверждавшим, что в ноутбуках HP на борту самолета находятся бомбы.<ref>https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/goa/twice-in-2-weeks-moscow-flight-to-goa-diverted-after-threat-call/articleshow/97216198.cms</ref>

Было опубликовано заявление исламистской террористической организации «[[Исламское государство]]» (ИГ) в аффилированном с ней информационном агентстве [[Amaq]], в котором ИГ брало на себя ответственность за теракт<ref name=":1" /><ref name=":32" /><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-68642036?ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=twitter&ns_campaign=bbc_live&ns_linkname=65fdfa3fb26acd1fbf32f812%26Report:%20Islamic%20State%20claims%20responsibility%262024-03-22T21:41:57.713Z&ns_fee=0&pinned_post_locator=urn:asset:f4bef7a3-a4b2-442a-9c48-27d6f3e8d27e&pinned_post_asset_id=65fdfa3fb26acd1fbf32f812&pinned_post_type=share|title=Report: Islamic State claims responsibility|language=en-gb|author=Wertheimer, Tiffany, ed.|website=[[BBC News]]|date=2024-03-22|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323024104/https://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-68642036?ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=twitter&ns_campaign=bbc_live&ns_linkname=65fdfa3fb26acd1fbf32f812%26Report:%20Islamic%20State%20claims%20responsibility%262024-03-22T21:41:57.713Z&ns_fee=0&pinned_post_locator=urn:asset:f4bef7a3-a4b2-442a-9c48-27d6f3e8d27e&pinned_post_asset_id=65fdfa3fb26acd1fbf32f812&pinned_post_type=share|archive-date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-22|url-status=live}}</ref>, сообщив, что террористы «благополучно отошли на свои базы»<ref>{{Cite news|title=Islamic State Group Claims Russia Gun Attack|url=https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2024/03/23/islamic-state-group-claims-russia-gun-attack-a84583|work=[[The Moscow Times]]|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23|lang=en-GB|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322220910/https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2024/03/23/islamic-state-group-claims-russia-gun-attack-a84583|archive-date=2024-03-22|url-status=live}}</ref>. Официальные лица США заявили, что у них есть разведданные, указывающие на то, что [[Вилаят Хорасан]] ([[Исламское государство|ИГ]]-Х), подразделение «Исламского государства», действующее в [[Афганистан]]е, [[Пакистан]]е и [[Иран]]е<ref>{{Cite news|title=Live Updates: Death Toll Rises to 115 in Moscow Concert Hall Attack|first=Victoria|last=Kim|url=https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/03/23/world/moscow-shooting|website=The New York Times|id=0362-4331|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23|lang=en-US|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323101709/https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/03/23/world/moscow-shooting|url-status=live}}</ref>, планировало совершить атаку в Москве<ref name="U.S. confirmation">{{Cite news|title=U.S. Says ISIS Was Responsible for Deadly Moscow Concert Hall Attack|last2=Schmitt|first2=Eric|url=https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/22/world/europe/isis-moscow-attack-concert-hall.html|work=[[The New York Times]]|date=22 March 2024|access-date=2024-03-22|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322225756/https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/22/world/europe/isis-moscow-attack-concert-hall.html|archive-date=2024-03-22|last1=Barnes|first1=Julian E.|url-access=subscription|url-status=live}}</ref>. Колин Кларк из независимого аналитического центра Soufan Center пояснил, что Россия была в центре внимания группировки на протяжении некоторого времени, заявив, что «ИГ-Х было зациклено на России в течение последних двух лет, часто критикуя Путина в своей пропаганде»<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/russia-moscow-concert-hall-attack-1.7152498|title=At least 60 dead in Moscow concert hall attack as ISIS claims responsibility|website=[[Канадская телерадиовещательная корпорация|Canadian Broadcasting Company]]|date=2024-03-23|publisher=[[The Associated Press]]|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-22|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322192421/https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/russia-moscow-concert-hall-attack-1.7152498|url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/22/world/europe/isis-moscow-attack-concert-hall.html|title=U.S. Says ISIS Was Responsible for Deadly Moscow Concert Hall Attack|author=Julian E. Barnes and Eric Schmitt|website=The New York Times|subtitle=After a period of relative quiet, the Islamic State has been trying to increase its external attacks, according to U.S. counterterrorism officials.|date=March 24, 2024|quote=ISIS-K has been fixated on Russia for the past two years,” frequently criticizing President Vladimir V. Putin in its propaganda, said Colin P. Clarke, a counterterrorism analyst at the Soufan Group, a security consulting firm based in New York. “ISIS-K accuses the Kremlin of having Muslim blood in its hands, referencing Moscow’s interventions in Afghanistan, Chechnya and Syria}}</ref>.

Позже «Исламское государство» опубликовало сообщение Amaq в своём основном Telegram-канале. В расширенном заявлении теракт обозначен «самой жестокой атакой за последние годы». Группировка сообщает, что боевики 22 марта «предприняли скоординированную атаку на большую толпу христиан». В нападении участвовали четверо боевиков, вооружённые пулемётами, пистолетами, ножами и коктейлями Молотова. Перед нападением они наблюдали за местом проведения атаки. В сообщении утверждалось, что трое боевиков открыли стрельбу по людям в зрительном зале, а четвёртый поджёг помещение. В заявлении говорилось, что в результате атаки погибли или получили ранения не менее 300 человек, а на месте произошёл крупный пожар. «Исламское государство» опубликовало групповое фото предполагаемых террористов, на котором лица боевиков заретушированы. Как отметило издание [[The Insider]], цвет, покрой и принт на одежде двоих людей на фотографии совпадает с одеждой задержанных по подозрению в совершении теракта<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/islamskoe-gosudarstvo-nazvalo-terakt-v-krokuse-samoy-zhestokoy-atakoy-za-poslednie-gody|title=«Исламское государство» назвало теракт в «Крокусе» «самой жестокой атакой за последние годы»|date=2024-03-23|publisher=Meduza|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323222144/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/islamskoe-gosudarstvo-nazvalo-terakt-v-krokuse-samoy-zhestokoy-atakoy-za-poslednie-gody|url-status=live}}</ref>.

Ресурсы, связанные с «Исламским государством», также опубликовали видео, снятое в «Крокус Сити Холле» во время нападения. На этих кадрах крупным планом сняты террористы, стреляющие в людей. Один из них делает не менее 10 выстрелов. На полу в холле лежит не меньше пяти тел. После этого один из террористов подходит к лежащему на полу человеку и перерезает ему горло ножом. Согласно субтитрам к видео на арабском, один из террористов кричит: «Давай», «Убей их, не жалей», «Неверные будут побеждены» и [[Такбир|прославляет]] [[Аллах]]а. Кадры сняты у юго-восточного входа в зал на первом этаже, в зале уже идёт дым. Лица самих террористов на ролике заретушированы<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/24/opublikovano-video-ubiystva-lyudey-v-krokus-siti-holle-snyatoe-terroristami|title=Опубликовано видео убийства людей в «Крокус Сити Холле», снятое террористами|website=[[Meduza]]|date=2024-03-24|publisher=[[Associated Press]]|access-date=2024-03-24|archive-date=2024-03-24|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324013129/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/24/opublikovano-video-ubiystva-lyudey-v-krokus-siti-holle-snyatoe-terroristami|url-status=live}}</ref>.

При этом после первых сообщений о том, что ответственность за теракт взяла на себя [[ИГИЛ]], главный редактор агентства «[[Россия сегодня]]» [[Симоньян, Маргарита Симоновна|Маргарита Симоньян]] и [[RT]] назвали их «фейками»<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.rbc.ru/society/23/03/2024/65fdf7bb9a7947108eca76f3|title=NYT и Reuters: ИГИЛ взяла на себя ответственность за теракт в «Крокусе»|publisher=РБК|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323113323/https://www.rbc.ru/society/23/03/2024/65fdf7bb9a7947108eca76f3|url-status=live}}</ref>.

Утверждалось, что в ночь на 23 марта силовики получили [[Разыскная ориентировка|ориентировки о розыске]], в которых террористы были описаны как «молодые люди, славяне, они выше среднего роста, до 180 сантиметров, возможно, использовали накладные бороды и усы»<ref name=":3">{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/live/2024/03/22/strelba-v-krokus-siti-holle|title=«Крокус Сити Холл». Теракт Как развивались события|publisher=Meduza|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323011906/https://meduza.io/live/2024/03/22/strelba-v-krokus-siti-holle|url-status=live}}</ref>. Нападавшие были вооружены [[Автомат Калашникова|автоматами Калашникова]] и имели большое количество патронов и боеприпасов. По крайней мере один автомат и боеприпасы были найдены брошенными на месте преступления<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://tass.ru/proisshestviya/20327147|title=Нападавшие в "Крокусе" были вооружены АК и имели большое количество боеприпасов|website=TACC|access-date=2024-03-23}}</ref>. Сотрудники правоохранительных органов считают, что террористы могли иметь военную или [[страйкбол]]ьную подготовку<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/kommersant-po-versii-silovikov-napavshie-na-krokus-terroristy-imeli-voennuyu-i-straykbolnuyu-podgotovku|title=«Коммерсант»: по версии силовиков, напавшие на «Крокус» террористы имели военную и страйкбольную подготовку|publisher=Meduza|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323031551/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/kommersant-po-versii-silovikov-napavshie-na-krokus-terroristy-imeli-voennuyu-i-straykbolnuyu-podgotovku|url-status=live}}</ref>.

Утром 23 марта Telegram-канал [[Baza]] сообщил, что стали известны личности четверых из шести предполагаемых террористов, и все они граждане [[Таджикистан]]а: Насридинов Махмадрасул (37 лет), Исмонов Ривожидин (51 год), Сафолзода Шохинджонн (21 год) и Назаров Рустам (29 лет)<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://news.ru/society/stali-izvestny-lichnosti-predpolagaemyh-terroristov-iz-krokusa/|title=Стали известны личности предполагаемых террористов из «Крокуса»|website=News.Ru|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-24|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324065239/https://news.ru/society/stali-izvestny-lichnosti-predpolagaemyh-terroristov-iz-krokusa/|url-status=live}}</ref>. Впоследствии стало известно, что трое из них не причастны к теракту<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://mkset.ru/news/2024-03-23/troe-iz-chetyreh-podozrevaemyh-v-terakte-ne-prichastny-k-prestupleniyu-5034489|title=Трое из четырех подозреваемых в теракте не причастны к преступлению|lang=ru|website=mkset.ru|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-24|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324065223/https://mkset.ru/news/2024-03-23/troe-iz-chetyreh-podozrevaemyh-v-terakte-ne-prichastny-k-prestupleniyu-5034489|url-status=live}}</ref>. Власти [[Таджикистан]]а, в свою очередь, опровергли данные о причастности граждан страны к атаке<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.rbc.ru/politics/23/03/2024/65fe80159a794785f2783b44|title=Таджикистан опроверг причастность граждан страны к теракту в «Крокусе»|lang=ru|website=РБК|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323073155/https://www.rbc.ru/politics/23/03/2024/65fe80159a794785f2783b44|url-status=live}}</ref>.

28 марта пресс-секретарь «Исламского государства» {{нп5|Абу Хузайфа Аль-Ансари|||Abu Hudhayfah Al-Ansari}} выступил с сорокаминутной речью, посвящённой десятилетию провозглашения ИГ государством. В выступлении Аль-Ансари рассказывал об истории организации и ключевых атаках с участием членов группировки по всему миру, среди прочего упомянув и атаку на подмосковный «Крокус Сити холл»<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/breaking-isis-calls-ramadan-massacre-32465683|title=ISIS demands Ramadan massacre of Christians and Jews by lone wolves across world|lang=en|first=Joseph|last=Wilkes|website=The Mirror|date=2024-03-28|access-date=2024-03-29|last2=Liddell|first2=James}}</ref><ref>{{Cite news|title=Спикер ИГ упомянул теракт в Москве в речи в честь юбилея организации|url=https://www.svoboda.org/a/spiker-ig-upomyanul-terakt-v-moskve-v-rechi-v-chestj-yubileya-organizatsii/32882487.html|website=Радио Свобода|date=2024-03-29|access-date=2024-03-29|lang=ru}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://lechaim.ru/news/press-sekretar-igil-pohvalil-ataku-gruppirovki-na-kontsertnyj-zal-v-rossii/|title=Пресс-секретарь ИГИЛ похвалил атаку группировки на концертный зал в России|website=Лехаим|date=2024-03-29|access-date=2024-03-29}}</ref>. Позже «Исламское государство» прокомментировало реакцию российских властей на теракт в «Крокус Сити Холле» в свежем выпуске газеты «Ан-Наба», публикующейся от лица террористической группировки<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://theins.info/news/270382|title=Обвиняя страны Запада в теракте, Россия признала свой провал перед лицом «Исламского государства» — заявление боевиков|lang=ru|website=The Insider|access-date=2024-03-29}}</ref>. В заявлении боевиков ИГИЛ говорится, что, перекладывая ответственность за теракт на страны Запада, Россия фактически признала свой провал перед лицом «Исламского государства». Востоковед Руслан Сулейманов привёл следующую цитату из статьи: «После громкого поражения Россия не нашла иного выбора, кроме как направить „обвинения в сговоре“ против своих противников в „западном лагере“, чтобы уклониться от признания своего великого провала перед лицом [[Моджахед|муджахидов]]»<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://rus.postimees.ee/7989845/rossiya-priznala-svoy-proval-ig-prokommentirovalo-reakciyu-vlastey-rf-na-terakt-v-krokus-siti-holle|title=«Россия признала свой провал»: ИГ прокомментировало реакцию властей РФ на теракт в «Крокус Сити Холле»|lang=ru|website=Rus.Postimees.ee|date=2024-03-29|access-date=2024-03-29}}</ref>.

=== Деятельность ИГИЛ ===
{{См. также|Исламское государство|Вилаят Хорасан}}
До нападения на «Крокус Сити Холл» деятельность [[Исламское государство|Исламского государства]] на территории России сводилась к малозаметным атакам на российских силовиков, при этом в России обычно действовал филиал ИГ «[[Вилаят Кавказ]]»<ref name="правдоподобно">{{cite web|url=https://www.bbc.com/russian/articles/cy6zy51vvvyo|title=«Исламское государство»* взяло на себя ответственность за нападение на «Крокус Сити Холл». Насколько это правдоподобно?|lang=ru|date=2024-03-23|publisher=[[Русская служба Би-би-си]]}}</ref>. Последний до нападения на «Крокус Сити Холл» теракт в России, за который взяло ответственность ИГ, случился в 2020 году<ref name="правдоподобно" />.

По данным экспертов и западных разведок, теракт в «Крокус Сити Холл» совершило афганское отделение ИГ — «[[Вилаят Хорасан]]»<ref name="Три версии" /><ref name="из своих">{{cite web|url=https://meduza.io/feature/2024/03/23/otvetstvennost-za-terakt-v-krokuse-vzyala-na-sebya-yacheyka-igil-vilayat-horasan-kak-voznikla-eta-gruppirovka-i-pochemu-ona-schitaet-rossiyu-odnim-iz-svoih-glavnyh-vragov|title=Ответственность за теракт в «Крокусе» взяла на себя ячейка ИГИЛ — «Вилаят Хорасан». Как возникла эта группировка? И почему она считает Россию одним из своих главных врагов?|lang=ru|date=2024-03-23|publisher=[[Meduza]]|access-date=2024-03-24|archive-date=2024-03-24|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324065826/https://meduza.io/feature/2024/03/23/otvetstvennost-za-terakt-v-krokuse-vzyala-na-sebya-yacheyka-igil-vilayat-horasan-kak-voznikla-eta-gruppirovka-i-pochemu-ona-schitaet-rossiyu-odnim-iz-svoih-glavnyh-vragov|url-status=live}}</ref><ref name=":19">{{Cite web|url=https://www.kavkazr.com/a/profanatsiya-borjby-s-terrorizmom-ataka-na-krokus-siti-holl-i-igil-na-severnom-kavkaze/32874243.html|title=Профанация борьбы с терроризмом: атака на "Крокус Сити Холл" и ИГИЛ на Северном Кавказе|lang=ru|website=Radio Free Europe / Radio Liberty|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-25|archive-date=2024-03-26|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240326232145/https://www.kavkazr.com/a/profanatsiya-borjby-s-terrorizmom-ataka-na-krokus-siti-holl-i-igil-na-severnom-kavkaze/32874243.html|url-status=live}}</ref>. В [[Афганистан]]е «Вилаят Хорасан» боролся против [[Армия США|армии США]], однако афганское отделение ИГ [[Конфликт между Исламским государством и Талибаном|воевало]] и против враждебного американцам движения [[Талибан]]<ref name=":6" /><ref name="из своих" />. После того как Талибан одержал победу над ИГ практически на всей территории Афганистана, «Вилаят Хорасан» изменил вектор своей направленности на [[международный терроризм]]<ref name="из своих" /><ref name=":18">{{Cite web|url=https://www.dw.com/ru/terakt-v-moskve-kto-stoit-za-gruppirovkoj-ighorasan/a-68660181|title=Теракт в Москве: кто стоит за группировкой ИГ-Хорасан?|lang=ru|website=[[Deutsche Welle]]|subtitle=Джихадисты из Афганистана активизировали деятельность в РФ: что известно о террористической группировке, взявшей на себя ответственность за нападение на московский "Крокус Сити Холл".|date=25.03.2024|access-date=2024-03-25}}</ref>. По мнению экспертов, к 2022 году «Вилаят Хорасан» выбрал своими главными внешними врагами «империи» [[США]], Россию и [[Китай]]<ref name=":6" /><ref name="из своих" />. Россию «Вилаят Хорасан» обозначил своим врагом из-за [[Военная операция России в Сирии|участия российской армии]] в [[Гражданская война в Сирии|войне в Сирии]] на стороне сирийского президента [[Асад, Башар|Башара Асада]]<ref name="Три версии" /><ref name=":18" />. Также «Вилаят Хорасан» обвинял Россию в угнетении мусульман на своей территории, отмечая [[Афганская война (1979—1989)|советское вторжение в Афганистан]] и [[Первая чеченская война|чеченские]] [[Вторая чеченская война|войны]]<ref name="из своих" /><ref name=":19" /><ref name=":18" />. В сентябре 2022 года «Вилаят Хорасан» организовал [[теракт у российского посольства в Кабуле]] в результате которого погибло не менее 10 человек<ref name=":6" /><ref name="Хорасан">{{cite web|url=https://www.trtrussian.com/politika/vilayat-horasan-chto-my-o-nih-znaem-17482826|title=«Вилаят Хорасан» — что мы о них знаем?|lang=ru|date=2024-03-23|publisher=[[Trtrussian.com]]}}</ref>.

При этом «Вилаят Хорасан» активно вёл вербовку своих сторонников на [[Страны бывшего СССР|территории бывшего СССР]]<ref name="Три версии" />. «Вилаят Хорасан» угрожал властям государств [[Центральная Азия|Центральной Азии]], называя их «марионетками Российской империи»<ref name="из своих" />. Также «Вилаят Хорасан» сумел нарастить число своих сторонников в северных районах Афганистана, населённых преимущественно [[Таджики|таджиками]] и [[Узбеки|узбеками]], недовольными движением [[Талибан]], которое состоит преимущественно из [[Пуштуны|пуштунов]]<ref name="из своих" /><ref>{{cite web|url=https://www.dw.com/ru/taliby-zahvatili-afganistan-kto-upravljaet-gruppirovkoj-chego-ot-nih-zhdat/a-58889413|title=Талибы захватили Афганистан. Кто они, и чего от них ждать|lang=ru|date=2021-08-17|publisher=[[Deutsche Welle]]|access-date=2024-03-24|archive-date=2023-09-18|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20230918173737/https://www.dw.com/ru/taliby-zahvatili-afganistan-kto-upravljaet-gruppirovkoj-chego-ot-nih-zhdat/a-58889413|url-status=live}}</ref>.

Также обозреватели отмечали, что Россия налаживала отношения как с Талибаном, так и с ещё одним врагом «Вилаят Хорасан» — [[Иран]]ом, который превратился в [[Иран и вторжение России на Украину|одного из главных союзников России]]<ref name="стала Россия">{{cite web|url=https://www.currenttime.tv/a/chto-iszvestno-ob-igil-khorasan-i-napadeniu-na-crocus/32874547.html|title=Что известно о группировке "Вилаят Хорасан", которая может быть причастна к нападению на "Крокус", и почему их целью стала Россия|lang=ru|date=2024-03-23|publisher=[[Настоящее время (телеканал)]]}}</ref>. Так, в январе 2024 года «Вилаят Хорасан» организовала [[теракт в Кермане|теракт в иранском Кермане]], в результате которого погибло более 90 человек<ref name="из своих" /><ref name="стала Россия" />.

С 2022—2023 года, после своего усиления, «Вилаят Хорасан» стала чаще обращать внимание на Россию; так, аналитик по борьбе с терроризмом Колин П. Кларк отмечал, что группировка «зациклилась на России», часто критикуя в своей пропаганде российского президента Владимира Путина<ref name=":19" /><ref name=":18" />. В марте 2024 года представители американских спецслужб сообщали, что группировка активно действует в России и разрабатывает планы терактов в Москве. Российская ФСБ заявляла, что 7 марта 2024 года раскрыла ячейку «Вилаят Хорасан» в Калужской области и предотвратила нападение боевиков группировки на синагогу<ref name=":18" /><ref>{{Cite news|title=Аширалиев и Таскулов: что известно о казахстанцах, убитых в России и объявленных террористами?|first=Дилара|last=Иса|url=https://rus.azattyq.org/a/kazakhstan-turkistan-region-saryagash-district-sabit-ashiraliev-and-zhanibek-taskulov/32866533.html|website=Радио Азаттык|date=2024-03-19|access-date=2024-03-25|lang=ru|archive-date=2024-03-18|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240318144130/https://rus.azattyq.org/a/kazakhstan-turkistan-region-saryagash-district-sabit-ashiraliev-and-zhanibek-taskulov/32866533.html|url-status=live}}</ref>.

=== Другие версии ===
Помимо версии независимой деятельности [[ИГИЛ]], которая впоследствии получила неоднократное подтверждение<ref name="ИГИЛ подтвердило">{{cite web|url=https://www.moscowtimes.ru/2024/03/24/igil-podtverdilo-prichastnost-katake-nakrokus-opublikovav-video-snyatoe-terroristami-vkontsertnom-zale-a125546|title=ИГИЛ подтвердило причастность к атаке на «Крокус», опубликовав видео, снятое террористами в концертном зале|publisher=[[The Moscow Times]]|date=2024-03-24|lang=ru}}</ref>, выдвигались и другие версии произошедшего: причастность Украины к теракту и организация теракта спецслужбами самой России<ref name="Три версии">{{cite web|url=https://www.dw.com/ru/tri-versii-organizacii-terakta-v-krokus-siti-holle-v-moskve/a-68653152|title=Три версии организации теракта в "Крокус Сити" в Москве|publisher=[[Deutsche Welle]]|date=2024-03-23|lang=ru}}</ref>.

==== Причастность Украины ====
{{См. также|Информационная война, связанная со вторжением России на Украину}}
[[Российская пропаганда]] обвиняла [[Украина|Украину]] в причастности к теракту<ref name="Три версии" />. Государственные медиа, прокремлёвские блогеры и политики активно продвигали версию причастности украинских спецслужб к теракту, заявляя, что подозреваемые были на связи с представителями украинской разведки<ref name=":6" /><ref name=":25">{{Cite web|url=https://sova.news/2024/03/25/ryazanskij-sahar-2-0-pochemu-kreml-govorit-ob-ukrainskom-slede-v-krokuse-i-prichastna-li-k-teraktu-fsb/|title=«Рязанский сахар» 2.0: почему Кремль говорит об украинском следе в «Крокусе» и причастна ли к теракту ФСБ|lang=ru-RU|website=SOVA|date=2024-03-25|access-date=2024-03-26|archive-date=2024-03-26|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240326232231/https://sova.news/2024/03/25/ryazanskij-sahar-2-0-pochemu-kreml-govorit-ob-ukrainskom-slede-v-krokuse-i-prichastna-li-k-teraktu-fsb/|url-status=live}}</ref><ref name=":27">{{Cite web|url=https://www.trtrussian.com/mnenie/kto-spustil-kurok-v-moskve-17484562|title=Кто спустил курок в Москве?|lang=ru-RU|last=|website=ТRТ НА РУССКОМ|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-26|archive-date=2024-03-26|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240326232327/https://www.trtrussian.com/mnenie/kto-spustil-kurok-v-moskve-17484562|url-status=live}}</ref>. Так, в ночь на 23 марта [[НТВ]] выпустило [[Фальшивые новости|фейковое видео]], в котором секретарь [[Совет национальной безопасности и обороны Украины|СНБО]] Украины [[Данилов, Алексей Мячеславович|Алексей Данилов]] якобы признавал причастность Украины к теракту<ref name=":25" /><ref name="и фейки">{{cite web|url=https://www.bbc.com/russian/articles/cg69ev1vqg6o|title=Конспирологические теории и фейки. Как российское ТВ освещало нападение на «Крокус Сити Холл»|publisher=[[Русская служба Би-би-си]]|date=2024-03-23|lang=ru|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323134939/https://www.bbc.com/russian/articles/cg69ev1vqg6o|url-status=live}}</ref>. Главный редактор [[RT]] [[Симоньян, Маргарита Симоновна|Маргарита Симоньян]] утверждала, что террористы подобраны так, «чтобы можно было убедить туповатую мировую общественность» в том, что теракт был организован [[Исламское государство|ИГИЛ]], однако она заявила: «Значит, так. Никакой это не ИГИЛ. Это [[хохлы]]»<ref name=":27" /><ref name="украинский след">{{cite web|url=https://meduza.io/feature/2024/03/23/rossiyskie-propagandisty-i-voenkory-ischut-ukrainskiy-sled-v-napadenii-na-krokus-siti-holl|title=Российские пропагандисты и «военкоры» ищут «украинский след» в нападении на «Крокус Сити Холл» Об этом же говорят Путин и ФСБ. Украина отрицает причастность к теракту|publisher=[[Meduza]]|date=2024-03-23|lang=ru|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-24|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324065758/https://meduza.io/feature/2024/03/23/rossiyskie-propagandisty-i-voenkory-ischut-ukrainskiy-sled-v-napadenii-na-krokus-siti-holl|url-status=live}}</ref>. Вице-спикер Мосгордумы и корреспондент [[ВГТРК]] [[Медведев, Андрей Андреевич|Андрей Медведев]] рассуждал об организации теракта британской [[MI6]] и [[ГУР МО Украины]], при этом утверждая, что украинские спецслужбы «активно работают с исламскими радикалами полтора десятка лет»<ref name="украинский след" />. Газета «[[Коммерсантъ]]» со ссылкой на анонимные источники заявила, что террористами могли быть бойцы [[Русский добровольческий корпус|Русского добровольческого корпуса]] (РДК), которые могли использовать накладные усы и бороды<ref name="Три версии" /><ref name=":25" />; в РДК и [[Легион «Свобода России»|Легионе «Свобода России»]] отвергли это обвинение<ref name="Три версии" /><ref name="novayagazeta">{{Cite web|url=https://novayagazeta.eu/articles/2024/03/22/at-least-12-reportedly-killed-in-shooting-at-moscow-concert-hall-en-news|title=At least 40 killed in shooting at Moscow concert hall|website=Novaya Gazeta|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-22|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322192038/https://novayagazeta.eu/articles/2024/03/22/at-least-12-reportedly-killed-in-shooting-at-moscow-concert-hall-en-news|url-status=live}}</ref>.

По информации Bloomberg, в кругах российских властей к версии причастности Украины отнеслись скептически, однако, с подачи президента РФ [[Путин, Владимир Владимирович|Владимира Путина]], используется любая возможность как-либо связать теракт с действиями украинской стороны<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/feature/2024/03/26/bloomberg-v-okruzhenii-putina-ne-veryat-v-prichastnost-ukrainy-k-teraktu-v-krokuse|title=Bloomberg: в окружении Путина не верят в причастность Украины к теракту в «Крокусе» Ему говорили, что нет никаких доказательств|lang=ru|website=Meduza|access-date=2024-04-06}}</ref>. В частности представитель [[Министерство иностранных дел Российской Федерации|МИД РФ]] [[Захарова, Мария Владимировна|Мария Захарова]] заявила, что террористы планировали скрыться на Украине, а сама Украина будто бы «руками западных [[Либерализм|либеральных]] режимов десять лет превращалась в центр распространения терроризма в Европе, опередив в экстремистском угаре даже [[Республика Косово|Косово]]»<ref name="украинский след" />. [[ФСБ]] утверждала, что у террористов были «контакты на украинской стороне» и их задержали на пути к [[Российско-украинская граница|российско-украинской границе]]<ref name="Три версии" />. Позднее Путин также утверждал, что террористы двигались в сторону Украины, где, «по предварительным данным, для них с украинской стороны было подготовлено окно для перехода государственной границы»<ref name=":27" /><ref name="украинский след" />.

Власти Украины свою причастность к теракту отрицали<ref name=":19" /><ref name="украинский след" />: Представитель украинской [[ГУР МО Украины|ГУР]] {{iw|Юсов, Андрей Владимирович|Андрей Юсов|uk|Юсов Андрій Володимирович}} заявил, что версия Путина об «окне» на украинской границе не выдерживает критики, так как за два года [[Вторжение России на Украину (с 2022)|войны]] приграничные с Украиной территории насыщены российскими войсками и силовиками<ref name="украинский след" />. Президент Украины [[Зеленский, Владимир Александрович|Владимир Зеленский]] прокомментировал обращение Путина, назвав того «ничтожеством» и заявив, что «вместо того чтобы заниматься своими гражданами России, обращаться к ним, [Путин] сутки молчал — думал, как это притянуть к Украине. Всё абсолютно предсказуемо»<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/eto-nichtozhestvo-putin-sutki-molchal-dumal-kak-eto-prityanut-k-ukraine-zelenskiy-o-zayavleniyah-prezidenta-rossii|title=«Это ничтожество Путин сутки молчал — думал, как это притянуть к Украине». Зеленский — о заявлениях президента России|date=2024-03-24|publisher=Meduza|access-date=2024-03-24|archive-date=2024-03-24|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324042428/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/eto-nichtozhestvo-putin-sutki-molchal-dumal-kak-eto-prityanut-k-ukraine-zelenskiy-o-zayavleniyah-prezidenta-rossii|url-status=live}}</ref>.

Издание [[The Insider]] отмечало, что [[Русские веб-бригады|прокремлёвская сеть распространения фейков]] начала рассылку псевдо-журналистских статей о причастных к теракту. Так, в материалах ботов сообщалось, что ИГИЛ не несёт ответственность за теракт, а вина лежит на Украине, США, британской разведке [[MI6]], а также на коллективном Западе<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://theins.ru/news/270211|title=Кремлевская сеть ботов рассылает статьи о том, что ИГИЛ не несет ответственность за теракт в Москве. Виновны якобы США, Киев и Британия|lang=ru|website=The Insider|access-date=2024-03-24|archive-date=2024-03-25|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240325173527/https://theins.ru/news/270211|url-status=live}}</ref>.

[[Кёрби, Джон|Джон Кирби]] заявил, что США не видят признаков причастности Украины к теракту<ref name="украинский след" />. Заявления российских властей о возможной роли Украины американские власти назвали «ерундой» и «пропагандой»: «Российские чиновники кажутся довольно хорошими продавцами [[навоз]]а»<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/28/rossiyskie-chinovniki-kazhutsya-dovolno-horoshimi-prodavtsami-navoza-belyy-dom-nazval-propagandoy-zayavleniya-moskvy-o-prichastnosti-ukrainy-k-teraktu-v-krokuse|title=«Российские чиновники кажутся довольно хорошими продавцами навоза». Белый дом назвал «пропагандой» заявления Москвы о причастности Украины к теракту в «Крокусе»|lang=ru|website=Meduza|access-date=2024-03-29|archive-date=2024-03-29|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240329011417/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/28/rossiyskie-chinovniki-kazhutsya-dovolno-horoshimi-prodavtsami-navoza-belyy-dom-nazval-propagandoy-zayavleniya-moskvy-o-prichastnosti-ukrainy-k-teraktu-v-krokuse|url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://holod.media/2024/03/28/navoz/|title=Белый дом сравнил российских чиновников с продавцами навоза|lang=ru-RU|website=«Холод»|date=2024-03-28|access-date=2024-03-29|archive-date=2024-03-29|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240329032658/https://holod.media/2024/03/28/navoz/|url-status=live}}</ref>.

На совещании 25 марта 2024 года [[Путин, Владимир Владимирович|Владимир Путин]] вновь связал террористический акт в «Крокус Сити Холле» с Украиной, заявив, что «этот теракт может быть лишь звеном в целой серии попыток тех, кто с 2014 года воюет с нашей страной руками неонацистского киевского режима»<ref name="Vedomosti"/>. Президент Украины [[Зеленский, Владимир Александрович|Владимир Зеленский]] прокомментировал это заявление: «Сегодня Путин снова разговаривал сам с собой, и это снова транслировали по телевидению. Опять обвиняет Украину. Больное и циничное существо. Все у него террористы, кроме него самого, хотя террором уже два десятилетия питается именно он. Именно он — самое большое окно для террора. Он и его спецслужбы»<ref>{{Публикация|1=статья|заглавие=«Больное и циничное существо». Зеленский — о словах Путина про возможную причастность Украины к теракту в «Крокусе»|язык=ru|тип=интернет-издание|издание=[[Meduza]]|место=Рига|день=26|месяц=03|год=2024|ссылка=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/26/bolnoe-i-tsinichnoe-suschestvo-zelenskiy-o-slovah-putina-pro-vozmozhnuyu-prichastnost-ukrainy-k-teraktu-v-krokuse|архив дата=2024-03-26|архив=https://web.archive.org/web/20240326155709/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/26/bolnoe-i-tsinichnoe-suschestvo-zelenskiy-o-slovah-putina-pro-vozmozhnuyu-prichastnost-ukrainy-k-teraktu-v-krokuse}}</ref>.

26 марта секретарь [[Совет Безопасности Российской Федерации|Совета Безопасности Российской Федерации]] [[Патрушев, Николай Платонович|Николай Патрушев]], отвечая на вопрос журналистов о том, стоит ли за трагедией [[Исламское государство]] или [[Украина]], сказал: «Конечно, Украина»<ref name=":23" /><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://theins.ru/news/270263|title=Николай Патрушев заявил о причастности Украины к теракту в «Крокусе»|lang=ru|website=The Insider|access-date=2024-03-26|archive-date=2024-03-26|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240326232335/https://theins.ru/news/270263|url-status=live}}</ref>. В тот же день [[Министерство иностранных дел Российской Федерации|министр иностранных дел]] [[Лавров, Сергей Викторович|Сергей Лавров]] отверг помощь [[Интерпол]]а при расследовании теракта, так как, по его мнению, такая помощь будет направлена на то, чтобы подтвердить причастность к теракту «[[Исламское государство|Исламского государства]]» и непричастность [[Украина|Украины]]<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.moscowtimes.ru/2024/03/26/spravimsya-sami-mid-rossii-otverg-pomosch-interpola-s-rassledovaniem-terakta-v-krokuse-a125769|title=«Справимся сами». МИД России отверг помощь Интерпола с расследованием теракта в «Крокусе»|lang=ru|first=|last=|website=Русская служба The Moscow Times|date=2024-03-26|access-date=2024-03-31}}</ref>. Директор ФСБ Александр Бортников заявил, что спецслужбы Украины содействовали теракту, а готовили его радикальные исламисты<ref name=":23" /><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.dw.com/ru/rossijskie-siloviki-obvinili-ukrainu-v-sodejstvii-teraktu-v-krokuse/a-68670943|title=Силовики РФ обвинили Киев в содействии теракту в "Крокусе"|lang=ru|website=DW|date=26.03.2024|access-date=2024-04-01}}</ref>.

==== Организация теракта спецслужбами России ====
{{Also|Альтернативная версия о взрывах жилых домов в России в сентябре 1999 года}}

После теракта в «Крокус Сити Холле» многие комментаторы в социальных сетях, а также издания начали сравнивать теракт с «рязанским сахаром» 1999 года, когда в подвале жилого дома в Рязани были обнаружены мешки с неопределённым веществом. После этого появилась [[ФСБ взрывает Россию|версия]], что [[Федеральная служба безопасности|ФСБ]] стояла за взрывами жилых домов, чтобы оправдать начало [[Вторая чеченская война|второй чеченской войны]] и обеспечить [[Приход Путина к власти|приход Владимира Путина к власти]]<ref name="рязанский сахар">{{Cite web|url=https://novayagazeta.eu/articles/2024/03/24/posle-terakta-v-krokuse-mnogie-vspominaiut-riazanskii-sakhar|title=После теракта в «Крокусе» многие вспоминают «рязанский сахар». Напоминаем об одной из самых мрачных загадок современной российской истории и рассказываем, на какие вопросы до сих пор нет ответов|date=2024-03-24|publisher=[[Новая газета]]}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.rfi.fr/ru/%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%8F/20240324-%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%8F%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D1%8C-%D1%8F%D0%B7%D1%8B%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BA-%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B3%D0%BE-%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%BA%D0%BB%D1%8F%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%8F|title=Растерянность языка, или Поиск родового проклятия|lang=ru|website=RFI|date=2024-03-24|access-date=2024-03-26}}</ref><ref name=":26">{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/feature/2024/03/24/krokus-kak-nord-ost-i-beslan-rossiyane-otvykli-zhit-v-epohu-teraktov-okazalos-chto-rano|title=«Крокус» — как «Норд-Ост» и Беслан. Россияне отвыкли жить в эпоху терактов. Оказалось, что рано|website=[[Meduza]]|date=24 марта 2024|access-date=2024-03-26|archive-date=2024-03-25|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240325131146/https://meduza.io/feature/2024/03/24/krokus-kak-nord-ost-i-beslan-rossiyane-otvykli-zhit-v-epohu-teraktov-okazalos-chto-rano|url-status=live}}</ref>. На этом основании была выдвинута версия «Рязанский сахар 2»: провокация со стороны российских спецслужб<ref name=":6" /><ref name=":25" /><ref>{{Cite news|title=Крупнейший теракт в России со времен "Норд-Оста" и Беслана. Трагедия в Крокусе: ИГИЛ, Украина или «рязанский сахар»|first=Мумин|last=Шакиров|url=https://www.svoboda.org/a/krupneyshiy-terakt-v-rossii-so-vremen-nord-osta-i-beslana-grani-vremeni-s-muminom-shakirovym-efir-v-17-00/32874403.html|website=Радио Свобода|date=2024-03-24|access-date=2024-03-26|lang=ru}}</ref>. Данная версия набрала популярность — в день теракта посещаемость статьи «[[Взрывы жилых домов в России в сентябре 1999 года]]» в «[[Русская Википедия|Википедии]]» выросла более чем в 200 раз<ref name=":26" />.

В [[Министерство иностранных дел Украины|Министерстве иностранных дел Украины]] обвинения в адрес украинских властей в причастности к теракту в «Крокус Сити Холл» назвали «спланированной провокацией Кремля в целях дальнейшего нагнетания антиукраинской истерии в российском обществе», а также заявили, что «российский режим имеет долгую историю кровавых провокаций спецслужб, подобных [[Теракт на Каширском шоссе (1999)|теракту на Каширском шоссе в 1999 году]]»<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/ntv-pokazal-v-novostyah-feykovoe-video-gde-sekretar-snbo-ukrainy-podtverdil-prichastnost-kievskogo-rezhima-k-teraktu-v-krokus-siti-holle|title=НТВ показал в новостях фейковое видео, где секретарь СНБО Украины «подтвердил причастность киевского режима» к теракту в «Крокус Сити Холле»|date=2024-03-23|publisher=Meduza|access-date=2024-03-23|archive-date=2024-03-22|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322235208/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/ntv-pokazal-v-novostyah-feykovoe-video-gde-sekretar-snbo-ukrainy-podtverdil-prichastnost-kievskogo-rezhima-k-teraktu-v-krokus-siti-holle|url-status=live}}</ref>.

[[Легион «Свобода России»]] обвинил в теракте «[[режим Путина]]», призвав россиян к борьбе с ним, а также вспомнил [[Взрывы жилых домов в России в сентябре 1999 года|теракты в России 1999 года]]<ref name="щодо нападу">{{cite web|url=https://www.radiosvoboda.org/a/pershi-ozvucheni-versiyi-taraktu-tts-krokus-siti-khol-pid-moskvoyu/32874157.html|title=«ІДІЛ, таджики, Україна...». Перші озвучені версії щодо нападу на «Крокус Сіті Хол» під Москвою|publisher=[[Радио «Свобода»]]|date=2024-03-23|lang=uk}}</ref>.

О возможной причастности российских властей к организации теракта заявил и российский оппозиционный политик [[Каспаров, Гарри Кимович|Гарри Каспаров]]<ref name="Три версии" />. Он отмечал, что накануне российские власти заявляли о необходимости увеличения [[Вооружённые силы Российской Федерации|армии РФ]]; эти заявления «вкупе с сегодняшним терактом, могут быть частями единой спецоперации режима по мобилизации российского общества на [[Вторжение России на Украину (с 2022)|войну с Украиной]]»<ref name="Три версии" />.

== Реакция ==

=== Реакция в России ===
[[Файл:Телеобращение Путина 23 марта 2024 года.webm|мини|Телеобращение [[Путин, Владимир Владимирович|Владимира Путина]] 23 марта 2024 года]]
[[Президент Российской Федерации|Президенту России]] [[Путин, Владимир Владимирович|Владимиру Путину]] уже в первые минуты теракта было доложено о начале стрельбы. Он передал пожелания выздоровления пострадавшим и поблагодарил врачей через вице-премьера [[Голикова, Татьяна Алексеевна|Татьяну Голикову]]<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/putin-cherez-golikovu-pozhelal-postradavshim-pri-terakte-v-krokus-siti-holle-vyzdorovleniya-lichno-putin-tak-i-ne-vystupil |title=Путин — через Голикову — пожелал пострадавшим при теракте в «Крокус Сити Холле» выздоровления. Лично Путин так и не выступил |publisher=Meduza |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323071502/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/putin-cherez-golikovu-pozhelal-postradavshim-pri-terakte-v-krokus-siti-holle-vyzdorovleniya-lichno-putin-tak-i-ne-vystupil |archive-date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-03-23 |url-status=live}}</ref>. Спустя 19 часов после теракта Путин выступил с телеобращением, в котором квалифицировал случившееся как кровавый и варварский теракт<ref name=":29">{{Cite news|title=Путин объявил 24 марта днём траура по жертвам атаки в "Крокус Сити Холле"|url=https://www.svoboda.org/a/putin-obyavil-24-marta-dnyom-traura-po-zhertvam-ataki-v-krokus-siti-holle-/32874413.html|website=Радио Свобода|date=2024-03-23|access-date=2024-03-27|lang=ru|archive-date=2024-03-27|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240327163105/https://www.svoboda.org/a/putin-obyavil-24-marta-dnyom-traura-po-zhertvam-ataki-v-krokus-siti-holle-/32874413.html|url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.currenttime.tv/a/putin-obraschenie-terakt/32874437.html |title=Путин выступил с обращением спустя 19 часов после теракта в "Крокусе" и обвинил Украину в помощи в его организации |lang=ru |website=Настоящее Время |date=2024-03-23 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324151356/https://www.currenttime.tv/a/putin-obraschenie-terakt/32874437.html |archive-date=2024-03-24 |access-date=2024-03-27 |url-status=live}}</ref><ref name="автоссылка2">{{Cite web |url=https://ru.euronews.com/2024/03/23/moscow-shooting-investigation |title=Путин: все исполнители теракта задержаны, они пытались скрыться в Украине |lang=ru |website=euronews |date=2024-03-23 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324130406/https://ru.euronews.com/2024/03/23/moscow-shooting-investigation |archive-date=2024-03-24 |access-date=2024-03-27 |url-status=live}}</ref>, поблагодарил спасателей и врачей<ref name=":29" /><ref name=":30">{{Cite web |url=https://news.zerkalo.io/world/64147.html |title=Путин обратился к россиянам в связи с терактом в «Крокусе». Собрали главное из его заявлений |lang=ru |website=Зеркало |date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-03-31}}</ref>, заявил, что для четверых исполнителей теракта со стороны Украины было подготовлено «окно» для того, чтобы пересечь границу стран<ref name=":29" /><ref name="автоссылка2" /><ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.dw.com/ru/putin-obratilsa-k-rossianam-spusta-19-casov-posle-terakta-v-krokuse/a-68652024 |title=Путин обратился к россиянам спустя 19 часов после теракта – DW – 23.03.2024 |lang=ru |website=dw.com |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323173639/https://www.dw.com/ru/putin-obratilsa-k-rossianam-spusta-19-casov-posle-terakta-v-krokuse/a-68652024 |archive-date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-03-27 |url-status=live}}</ref>, сравнил осуществивших теракт лиц с нацистами<ref name=":30" /><ref>{{Cite web |url=https://istories.media/news/2024/03/23/ne-menee-115-chelovek-pogibli-v-khode-terakta-v-krokus-siti-kholle-fsb-yakobi-nashli-sled-ukraini-obnovlyaetsya/ |title=Не менее 133 человек погибли при теракте в «Крокус Сити Холле», ФСБ якобы нашла след Украины. Обновляется |website=istories.media |access-date=2024-03-27}}</ref>. Также он объявил 24 марта [[Дни национального траура в Российской Федерации|днём общенационального траура]]<ref name=":5" /><ref>{{Cite web |url=https://meduza.io/paragraph/2024/03/23/putin-spustya-19-chasov-posle-terakta-v-krokuse-obratilsya-k-rossiyanam |title=Путин спустя 19 часов после теракта в «Крокусе» обратился к россиянам |website=Meduza |date=23 марта 2024 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324065740/https://meduza.io/paragraph/2024/03/23/putin-spustya-19-chasov-posle-terakta-v-krokuse-obratilsya-k-rossiyanam |archive-date=2024-03-24 |access-date=2024-03-23 |url-status=live}}</ref><ref name=":14">{{Cite web |url=https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/23/world/europe/moscow-attack-putin.html |title=In First Remarks on Attack, Putin Tries to Link Assailants to Ukraine |author=Anton Troianovski |website=The New York Times |date=March 23, 2024 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323183129/https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/23/world/europe/moscow-attack-putin.html |archive-date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-03-23 |url-status=live}}</ref>. Официальный представитель МИД России [[Захарова, Мария Владимировна|Мария Захарова]] назвала события «кровавым терактом», отметив, что «мировое сообщество обязано осудить это чудовищное преступление»<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.rbc.ru/politics/22/03/2024/65fdce249a7947f68f092544 |title=МИД назвал «кровавым терактом» произошедшее в «Крокус Сити Холле» |lang=ru |website=РБК |date=2024-03-22 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322183842/https://www.rbc.ru/politics/22/03/2024/65fdce249a7947f68f092544 |archive-date=2024-03-22 |access-date=2024-03-23 |url-status=live}}</ref>. Заместитель председателя Совета безопасности и бывший президент России [[Медведев, Дмитрий Анатольевич|Дмитрий Медведев]] заявил о необходимости ответить «тотальными казнями террористов и репрессиями против их семей», особенно если будет установлена причастность Украины<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://novayagazeta.eu/articles/2024/03/22/kavkaztsy-ukraintsy-ili-zapadnye-spetssluzhby |title=«Украинцы, уроженцы Кавказа или западные спецслужбы». Кого российские пропагандисты винят в теракте в «Крокусе». И как гостелеканалы освещают эти события |author=Милана Очирова |website=Новая газета Европа |date=23 марта 2024 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324065933/https://novayagazeta.eu/articles/2024/03/22/kavkaztsy-ukraintsy-ili-zapadnye-spetssluzhby |archive-date=2024-03-24 |access-date=2024-03-23 |url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web |url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/22/terroristy-ponimayut-tolko-otvetnyy-terror-medvedev-prizval-k-totalnym-kaznyam-terroristov-i-repressiyam-protiv-ih-semey |title=«Террористы понимают только ответный террор». Медведев призвал к «тотальным казням террористов и репрессиям против их семей» |lang=ru |website=Meduza |access-date=2024-03-31}}</ref>.

Некоторые регионы ещё с 23 марта на своём уровне ввели траур<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://tass.ru/obschestvo/20338345 |title=В России объявили траур по жертвам теракта в "Крокус сити холле" |website=TACC |access-date=2024-03-24}}</ref>. В [[Калининградская область|Калининградской области]] был объявлен двухдневный траур по погибшим<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://ria.ru/20240322/krokus-1935084262.html |title=В Калининградской области отменили массовые мероприятия из-за теракта |lang=ru |date=2024-03-22 |publisher=[[РИА Новости]] |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323121440/https://ria.ru/20240322/krokus-1935084262.html |archive-date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-03-22 |url-status=live}}</ref>. В [[Самарская область|Самарской области]] также был объявлен двухдневный траур «в связи с трагическими событиями, приведшими к человеческим жертвам в Белгородской и Московской областях»<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://tass.ru/obschestvo/20332803 |title=В Самарской области объявили двухдневный траур |website=TACC |access-date=2024-03-23}}</ref>. Министерство культуры РФ объявило об отмене массовых и развлекательных мероприятий в федеральных учреждениях в ближайшие дни<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.rbc.ru/politics/22/03/2024/65fdee7c9a7947bbf0b62298 |title=Минкультуры сообщило об отмене массовых мероприятий в ближайшие дни |lang=ru |date=2024-03-22 |publisher=[[РБК]] |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323121440/https://www.rbc.ru/politics/22/03/2024/65fdee7c9a7947bbf0b62298 |archive-date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-03-23 |url-status=live}}</ref>. [[Российский футбольный союз|РФС]] перенёс на неопределённый срок все матчи 23 и 24 марта под своей эгидой<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.championat.com/football/news-5484282-vse-matchi-blizhajshego-tura-sorevnovanij-pod-egidoj-rfs-pereneseny.html |title=Все матчи ближайшего тура соревнований под эгидой РФС перенесены |lang=ru |first=Дмитрий |last=Тучков |website=www.championat.com |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323121441/https://www.championat.com/football/news-5484282-vse-matchi-blizhajshego-tura-sorevnovanij-pod-egidoj-rfs-pereneseny.html |archive-date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-03-23 |url-status=live}}</ref>, также матч между [[Сборная России по футболу|сборными России]] и [[Сборная Парагвая по футболу|Парагвая]] по инициативе [[Парагвайская футбольная ассоциация|АПФ]] был отложен на неопределённый срок<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.championat.com/football/news-5484210-istochnik-rfs-rassmatrival-variant-s-perenosom-matcha-rossiya-paragvaj-v-sochi.html |title=Источник: РФС рассматривал вариант с переносом матча Россия — Парагвай в Сочи |lang=ru |first=Дмитрий |last=Тучков |website=www.championat.com |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323121947/https://www.championat.com/football/news-5484210-istochnik-rfs-rassmatrival-variant-s-perenosom-matcha-rossiya-paragvaj-v-sochi.html |archive-date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-03-23 |url-status=live}}</ref>.

В Красногорске, у «Крокус Сити Холла», а также в других городах России возникли народные мемориалы памяти погибших в теракте<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.kommersant.ru/doc/6592781 |title=У «Крокус Сити Холла» появился стихийный мемориал в память о погибших в теракте – Коммерсантъ |website=kommersant.ru |date=2024-3-23 |publisher=kommersant.ru |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323121947/https://www.kommersant.ru/doc/6592781 |archive-date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-3-23 |url-status=live}}</ref>. В день траура, 24 марта, по всей стране приспущены государственные флаги в память о погибших. В знак солидарности флаги приспустили посольства Великобритании, США и других стран<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.bbc.com/russian/live/news-68642081 |title=Нападение в «Крокус Сити Холле»: число погибших выросло до 133, четверо нападавших задержаны, еще минимум двое убиты - Новости на русском языке |lang=ru |website=BBC News Русская служба |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322225606/https://www.bbc.com/russian/live/news-68642081 |archive-date=2024-03-22 |access-date=2024-03-24 |url-status=live}}</ref>.

[[Федеральная палата адвокатов Российской Федерации]] сообщила, что с 23 марта 2024 года [[адвокат]]ами адвокатских палат города Москвы и Московской области организовано предоставление бесплатной [[Правовая помощь|юридической помощи]] всем пострадавшим от террористического акта. В общей сложности более 400 [[адвокат]]ов изъявили желание предоставлять такую помощь; группу координирует Ирина Фаст<ref>{{Публикация|статья|заглавие=Адвокаты оказывают бесплатную юридическую помощь пострадавшим в результате террористического акта|язык=ru|издание=Адвокатская газета|место=Москва|день=25|месяц=03|год=2024|ссылка=https://www.advgazeta.ru/novosti/advokaty-okazyvayut-besplatnuyu-yuridicheskuyu-pomoshch-postradavshim-v-rezultate-terroristicheskikh-aktov/}}</ref>.

[[Социальный фонд России]] создал рабочую группу для помощи пострадавшим при теракте<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.rbc.ru/rbcfreenews/65fdf1be9a79475ebb368973 |title=Соцфонд создал рабочую группу для помощи пострадавшим при теракте |lang=ru |website=РБК |date=2024-03-23 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323140718/https://www.rbc.ru/rbcfreenews/65fdf1be9a79475ebb368973 |archive-date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-03-23 |url-status=live}}</ref>. Ряд российских банков приняли решение списать все долги по кредитам клиентов, пострадавших в ходе теракта<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/rossiyskie-banki-massovo-poobeschali-zakryt-kredity-postradavshih-pri-terakte-v-krokuse |title=Российские банки массово пообещали закрыть кредиты пострадавших при теракте в «Крокусе» |website=Meduza |date=23 марта 2024 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324065742/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/23/rossiyskie-banki-massovo-poobeschali-zakryt-kredity-postradavshih-pri-terakte-v-krokuse |archive-date=2024-03-24 |access-date=2024-03-23 |url-status=live}}</ref>. Теракт осудило Центральное духовное управление мусульман России<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://ria.ru/20240323/prizyv-1935197612.html?in=l |title=Духовное управление мусульман призвало сплотиться против экстремизма |lang=ru |date=2024-03-23 |publisher=РИА Новости |access-date=2024-04-15}}</ref>.

Согласно результатам опроса англо-украинского социологического проекта OpenMinds, опубликованным в [[Financial Times]], более 50% из опрошенных россиян полагают, что ответственными за теракт являются украинские власти; 27% считают виновными «Исламское государство»; коллективный Запад обвинили 6%. Наименьшее количество респондентов считают, что к происшедшему имеют отношение власти РФ или участники [[Вторжение России на Украину (с 2022)|боевых действий на Украине]]<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/31/issledovanie-openminds-polovina-oproshennyh-rossiyan-poverila-v-versiyu-kremlya-chto-ukraina-neset-otvetstvennost-za-terakt-v-krokuse |title=Исследование OpenMinds: половина опрошенных россиян поверила в версию Кремля, что Украина несет ответственность за теракт в «Крокусе» |lang=ru |website=Meduza |access-date=2024-04-04}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.ft.com/content/e5b52757-1faf-4e6c-9adf-5c018dbf24e6 |title=Russians back Vladimir Putin in blaming Ukraine for concert hall terror attack |website=www.ft.com |access-date=2024-04-04}}</ref>.

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Файл:Скорбим 1.jpg|Траурное изображение на видеоэкране в [[Москва|Москве]]
Файл:Crocus City Hall attack memorial in Kazan.jpg|Стихийный мемориал в [[Казань|Казани]]
Файл:РнД_мемориал_Крокус_сити_холл.jpg|Стихийный мемориал в [[Ростов-на-Дону|Ростове-на-Дону]]
Файл:Crocus Hall memorial in Vyborg.jpg|Стихийный мемориал в [[Выборг]]е
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=== Международная реакция ===
Заместитель представителя [[Генеральный секретарь ООН|Генерального секретаря ООН]] Фархан Хак заявил: «Мы опечалены этими новостями. Пытаемся получить больше информации о произошедшем»<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://lenta.ru/news/2024/03/22/reactions/ |title=Террористы расстреляли десятки людей в «Крокус Сити Холле». Что говорят о теракте в России и мире? |lang=ru |date=2024-03-23 |publisher=[[Lenta.ru]] |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322205252/https://lenta.ru/news/2024/03/22/reactions/ |archive-date=2024-03-22 |access-date=2024-03-23 |url-status=live}}</ref>.

[[Совет безопасности ООН]] осудил теракт и призвал страны мира активно сотрудничать с РФ в расследовании<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.vedomosti.ru/politics/news/2024/03/23/1027525-sovbez |title=Совбез ООН призвал все страны сотрудничать с РФ по поиску виновных в теракте |lang=ru |date=2024-03-23 |publisher=[[Ведомости]] |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323122019/https://www.vedomosti.ru/politics/news/2024/03/23/1027525-sovbez |archive-date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-03-23 |url-status=live}}</ref>.

Соболезнования семьям погибших и осуждение теракта на разных дипломатических уровнях выразили власти таких стран как [[Австрия]], [[Азербайджан]], [[Ангола]], [[Аргентина]], [[Армения]], [[Бахрейн]], [[Белоруссия]], [[Бельгия]], [[Боливия]], [[Бразилия]], [[Буркина-Фасо]], [[Великобритания]], [[Венгрия]], [[Венесуэла]], [[Гватемала]], [[Германия]], [[Греция]], [[Грузия]], [[Египет]], [[Израиль]], [[Индия]], [[Иордания]], [[Иран]], [[Италия]], [[Казахстан]], [[Канада]], [[Катар]], [[Кения]], [[Китай]], [[Колумбия]], [[Куба]], [[Кыргызстан]], [[Люксембург]], [[Мадагаскар]], [[Малайзия]], [[Мальта]], [[Мексика]], [[Молдавия]], [[Монголия]], [[Нидерланды]], [[Никарагуа]], [[Норвегия]], [[ОАЭ]], [[Пакистан]], [[Государство Палестина|Палестина]], [[Панама]], [[Парагвай]], [[Перу]], [[Польша]], [[Португалия]], [[Саудовская Аравия]], [[Сербия]], [[Сингапур]], [[Сирия]], [[Словакия]], [[Соединённые Штаты Америки|США]], [[Таджикистан]], [[Тунис]], [[Туркменистан]], [[Турция]], [[Узбекистан]], [[Уругвай]], [[Филиппины]], [[Франция]], [[Черногория]], [[Чехия]], [[Чили]], [[Швейцария]], [[Эфиопия]], [[Южная Корея]], [[Япония]], частично признанные [[Республика Абхазия]], [[Тайвань]] и [[Южная Осетия]] и других, а также [[Европейский союз|Евросоюз]], [[ОБСЕ]], [[НАТО]], [[Лига арабских государств]]<ref>{{Cite news|title=Как на теракт в «Крокусе» отреагировали в мире|url=https://www.vedomosti.ru/politics/articles/2024/03/23/1027551-kak-na-terakt-otreagirovali-v-mire|website=Ведомости|access-date=2024-03-23|lang=ru|archive-date=2024-03-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323121949/https://www.vedomosti.ru/politics/articles/2024/03/23/1027551-kak-na-terakt-otreagirovali-v-mire|url-status=live}} {{Cite web |url=https://rbc.ru/rbcnews/politics/23/03/2024/65fde0c99a79475bf4d66571 |title=Как в мире отреагировали на теракт в «Крокус Сити Холле» |website=rbc.ru |date=2024-03-23 |publisher=[[РБК]]}} {{Cite web |url=https://tass.ru/mezhdunarodnaya-panorama/20333127 |title=НАТО осудила теракт в Подмосковье |lang=ru |website=[[ТАСС]] |access-date=2024-03-23}} {{Cite web |url=https://presidentruo.org/alan-gagloev-vyrazil-soboleznovaniya-vladimiru-putinu-v-svyazi-s-teraktom-v-podmoskove/ |title=Алан Гаглоев выразил соболезнования Владимиру Путину в связи с терактом в Подмосковье Официальный сайт Президента Республики Южная Осетия |website=presidentruo.org |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323105034/https://presidentruo.org/alan-gagloev-vyrazil-soboleznovaniya-vladimiru-putinu-v-svyazi-s-teraktom-v-podmoskove/ |archive-date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-03-22 |url-status=live}} {{Cite web |url=https://www.mofa.gov.tw/News_Content.aspx?n=95&s=116820 |title=外交部譴責針對俄羅斯平民的恐怖攻擊，呼籲國人倘非必要暫勿前往俄羅斯 |lang=zh-tw |date=2024-03-23 |publisher=中華民國外交部 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323082842/https://www.mofa.gov.tw/News_Content.aspx?n=95&s=116820 |archive-date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-03-23 |url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.interfax.ru/world/951979 |title=Власти стран мира выражают соболезнования России в связи с терактом в Crocus City Hall |lang=ru |website=[[Интерфакс]] |date=2024-03-22 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323105023/https://www.interfax.ru/InfiniteItem.asp?id=952072 |archive-date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-03-22 |url-status=live}} {{Cite web |url=https://rg.ru/amp/2024/03/23/iuzhnaia-koreia-soboleznuet-semiam-pogibshih-vo-vremia-terakta-v-rossii.html |title=Южная Корея соболезнует семьям погибших во время теракта в России |website=[[Российская газета]] |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323122518/https://rg.ru/amp/2024/03/23/iuzhnaia-koreia-soboleznuet-semiam-pogibshih-vo-vremia-terakta-v-rossii.html |archive-date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-03-23 |url-status=live}}</ref>, [[Террористическая группа|террористические организации]] [[ХАМАС]]<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.aa.com.tr/ru/мир/страны-мира-выражают-соболезнования-россии-в-связи-с-терактом-в-москве/3172273 |title=Страны мира выражают соболезнования России в связи с терактом в Москве |lang=ru |website=www.aa.com.tr |date=2024-03-23 |publisher=[[Анадолу]] |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323122547/https://www.aa.com.tr/ru/мир/страны-мира-выражают-соболезнования-россии-в-связи-с-терактом-в-москве/3172273 |archive-date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-03-23 |url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2024/03/23/malaysia-condemns-terror-attack-in-moscow |title=Malaysia condemns terror attack in Moscow |lang=en |first=Farik |last=Zolkepli |website=The Star |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323122519/https://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2024/03/23/malaysia-condemns-terror-attack-in-moscow |archive-date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-03-23 |url-status=live}}</ref>, [[Талибан]]<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.moscowtimes.ru/2024/03/23/slova-sochuvstviya-i-osuzhdeniya-mirovie-lideri-soboleznuyut-narodu-rossii-v-svyazi-s-teraktom-v-krokus-siti-holle-a125525 |title=Слова сочувствия и осуждения. Мировые лидеры соболезнуют народу России в связи с терактом в «Крокус сити холле» |lang=ru |website=[[The Moscow Times]] |date=2024-03-23 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323141854/https://www.moscowtimes.ru/2024/03/23/slova-sochuvstviya-i-osuzhdeniya-mirovie-lideri-soboleznuyut-narodu-rossii-v-svyazi-s-teraktom-v-krokus-siti-holle-a125525 |archive-date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-03-23 |url-status=live}}</ref> и [[йемен]]ские [[хуситы]]<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.vesty.co.il/main/article/rjsfabhap |title=В Израиле объяснили, почему Исламское государство совершило теракт в России |lang=ru |website=Вести. Израиль по-русски |date=2024-03-23 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240323141910/https://www.vesty.co.il/main/article/rjsfabhap |archive-date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-03-23 |url-status=live}}</ref>. Также власти частично признанной [[Республика Абхазия|Республики Абхазия]]<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.interfax.ru/russia/952174 |title=В Абхазии 24 марта объявлено днем траура в связи с терактом в Crocus City Hall |date=2024-03-23 |publisher=[[Интерфакс]] |access-date=2024-03-26}}</ref>, [[Никарагуа]] и одного из регионов [[Босния и Герцеговина|Боснии и Герцеговины]] — [[Республика Сербская|Республики Сербской]] — объявили траур 24 марта в знак солидарности<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.rbc.ru/society/23/03/2024/65ff27fb9a7947ea073a14fd |title=Никарагуа и Республика Сербская объявили траур после теракта в «Крокусе» |lang=ru |website=[[РБК]] |date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-03-27}}</ref>.

Теракт осудили международные исламские организации и религиозные лидеры, включая [[Организация исламского сотрудничества|Организацию исламского сотрудничества]], [[Всемирная исламская лига|Всемирную исламскую лигу]] и других<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://dumrf.ru/common/event/23345 |title=Мусульманский мир единодушно осудил кровавый теракт в «Крокус Сити Холл» |lang=ru |date=2024-03-25 |publisher=[[Духовное управление мусульман Российской Федерации]] |access-date=2024-4-15}}</ref>.

К зданиям дипломатических миссий России (посольствам в [[Белград]]е, [[Вашингтон]]е, [[Кишинёв]]е, [[Мехико]], [[Оттава|Оттаве]],[[Таллин]]е<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://rus.postimees.ee/7985779/galereya-lyudi-nesut-cvety-i-svechi-k-posolstvu-rf-v-tallinne |title=ГАЛЕРЕЯ ⟩ Люди несут цветы и свечи к посольству РФ в Таллинне |lang=ru |website=Rus.Postimees.ee |date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-04-08}}</ref> и [[Хельсинки]]<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://gazeta.fi/obshestvo/zhiteli-helsinki-nesut-czvety-k-posolstvu-rossii/ |title=Жители Хельсинки несут цветы к посольству России |lang=ru-RU |website=Инфо-портал gazeta.fi |date=2024-03-24 |access-date=2024-04-08}}</ref>, а также генеральному консульству в [[Нью-Йорк]]е) местные жители стали нести цветы и свечи, а к российскому посольству в Вашингтоне также принесли мягкие игрушки<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://ura.news/news/1052747120 |title=Как мир отреагировал на трагедию в «Крокус Сити Холле» |lang=ru |author=Кристина Арутюнян |date=2024-03-23 |publisher=URA.news}}</ref>. В [[ОАЭ]] у [[Список самых высоких зданий и сооружений мира|самого высокого]] небоскрёба в мире «[[Бурдж-Халифа]]» в [[Дубай|Дубае]] включили подсветку в цветах [[Флаг России|российского флага]]<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.m24.ru/news/za-rubezhom/24032024/677505 |title=Бурдж-Халифа в ОАЭ подсветили в цвета флага РФ в знак скорби после теракта в "Крокусе" |lang=ru |website=m24.ru |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240324070303/https://www.m24.ru/news/za-rubezhom/24032024/677505 |archive-date=2024-03-24 |access-date=2024-03-23 |url-status=live}}</ref>, также анимацию с российским флагом включили на фасаде [[Национальная библиотека Беларуси|Национальной библиотеки]] в [[Белоруссия|Белоруссии]]<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.belta.by/society/view/natsionalnaja-biblioteka-belarusi-okrasilas-v-tsveta-rossijskogo-flaga-v-znak-solidarnosti-623297-2024/ |title=Национальная библиотека Беларуси окрасилась в цвета российского флага в знак солидарности |date=2024-03-23 |publisher=[[БелТА]] |access-date=2024-03-24}}</ref>.

Генеральный секретарь [[Интерпол]]а [[Шток, Юрген|Юрген Шток]] заявил о готовности организации оказать поддержку в расследовании теракта<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.kommersant.ru/doc/6592727 |title=Интерпол готов помочь РФ в расследовании теракта в «Крокус Сити Холле» |lang=ru |website=[[Коммерсантъ]] |date=2024-03-23 |access-date=2024-03-23}}</ref>.

Власти [[Соединённые Штаты Америки|США]] заявили, что не обладали заблаговременной информацией конкретно об атаке на «Крокус Сити Холл»<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://tass.ru/mezhdunarodnaya-panorama/20321249 |title=Белый дом заявил, что США не обладали информацией о трагедии в "Крокус сити холле" заранее |lang=ru |website=[[ТАСС]] |date=2024-03-22 |access-date=2024-03-22}}</ref>. Также власти США, Великобритании и Германии заявили, что не видят причастности [[Украина|Украины]] к теракту<ref name=":23" /><ref name=":14" />.

В связи с терактом в «Крокус Сити Холле» власти [[Франция|Франции]] провели совещание совета по национальной обороне и повысили уровень террористической угрозы в стране до наивысшего<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.dw.com/ru/francia-opasaetsa-teraktov-v-strane-posle-tragedii-v-krokus-siti/a-68657144 |title=Франция опасается терактов после трагедии в "Крокус Сити" |lang=ru |website=DW |date=25.03.2024 |access-date=2024-03-31}}</ref>, президент Франции [[Макрон, Эмманюэль|Эмманюэль Макрон]] также сообщил, что ячейка ИГИЛ «Вилаят Хорасан», взявшая на себя ответственность за нападение на «Крокус», в последние месяцы пыталась совершить несколько терактов на территории Франции<ref>{{Cite web |url=https://www.svoboda.org/a/makron-ig-nedavno-pytalasj-sovershitj-terakty-vo-frantsii/32876423.html |title=Макрон: группировка, напавшая на "Крокус", готовила теракты во Франции |date=2024-03-25 |publisher=[[Радио «Свобода»]] |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240325165245/https://www.svoboda.org/a/makron-ig-nedavno-pytalasj-sovershitj-terakty-vo-frantsii/32876423.html |archive-date=2024-03-25 |access-date=2024-03-26 |url-status=live}}</ref><ref>{{Cite web |url=https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/25/makron-zayavil-chto-gruppirovka-vilayat-horasan-vzyavshaya-na-sebya-otvetstvennost-za-napadenie-na-krokus-predprinimala-popytki-teraktov-vo-frantsii |title=Макрон заявил, что группировка «Вилаят Хорасан», взявшая на себя ответственность за нападение на «Крокус», предпринимала попытки терактов во Франции |date=2024-03-25 |publisher=[[Meduza]] |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240325131112/https://meduza.io/news/2024/03/25/makron-zayavil-chto-gruppirovka-vilayat-horasan-vzyavshaya-na-sebya-otvetstvennost-za-napadenie-na-krokus-predprinimala-popytki-teraktov-vo-frantsii |archive-date=2024-03-25 |access-date=2024-03-26 |url-status=live}}</ref>.

== Примечания ==
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== Ссылки ==
* {{cite web |author= |url= https://meduza.io/live/2024/03/22/strelba-v-krokus-siti-holle|title= «Крокус Сити Холл». Теракт. Как развивались события|lang= |website= [[Meduza]]|publisher= |date= 2024-03-22|access-date=2024-03-24 |archive-url= https://web.archive.org/web/20240324210742/https://meduza.io/live/2024/03/22/strelba-v-krokus-siti-holle|archive-date= 2024-03-24}}
* {{Cite web|url=https://www.bbc.com/russian/live/news-68642081|title= Атака на «Крокус Сити Холл»: хроника событий с первых минут [до 4 апреля]|website=[[Русская служба Би-би-си]]|date=|archive-url= https://web.archive.org/web/20240405185609/https://www.bbc.com/russian/live/news-68642081|archive-date= 2024-04-05}}
* {{Cite web|url=https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/03/22/world/moscow-shooting|title=Gunmen Kill at Least 40 at Moscow Concert Hall, Russian Officials Say|website=[[The New York Times]]|date=22.03.2024|lang=en}}
* {{Cite web|url=https://www.dw.com/ru/terakt-v-krokus-siti-holl-cislo-zertv-vyroslo-do-115/live-68649942|title=Теракт в "Крокус Сити Холл": число жертв выросло до 115|lang=|date=23.03.2024}} // Онлайн [[Deutsche Welle]].
* {{Cite web|url= https://www.interfax.ru/chronicle/napadenie-na-crocus-city-hall.html|title= Нападение на Crocus City Hall |subtitle= Хроника|website=[[Интерфакс]]|date=2024-03-23}}
* [https://mchs.gov.ru/deyatelnost/press-centr/novosti/5239133 Обновляемый список имён погибших от МЧС России].
* {{Cite web|url=https://theins.ru/news/270202|title=Теракт в подмосковном «Крокус Сити Холле»: подозреваемые и хронология|website=[[The Insider]]|date=24 марта 2024}}
* {{Cite web|url=https://novayagazeta.eu/articles/2024/03/27/18-minut-v-krokuse|title=18 минут в «Крокусе»|website=[[Новая газета#«Новая газета Европа»|Новая газета Европа]]|subtitle=Как силовики оставили людей наедине с террористами. «Новая-Европа» воссоздала хронологию одного из крупнейших терактов в истории России|date=27 марта 2024}}
* {{YouTube|id=lgzcv2kMWaQ|logo=1|title=Атака на «Крокус Сити Холл»: хронология событий}} // [[Русская служба Би-би-си|BBC News — Русская служба]], 23 марта 2024.
* {{YouTube|id=PP-qfYbYcHQ|logo=1|title=Как стал возможен крупнейший теракт за десятилетия?}} // [[Редакция (YouTube-канал)|Редакция]], 28 марта 2024 года.
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Caku: anus

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| [[File:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Nice Truck Attack 2016|Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel‎]]
| 86
| 434
| N - Killed by police
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#81ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Uyghur Force Five
| 39
| 90+
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| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:1939 City of San Francisco derailment|Unknown]]
| 24
| 121
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| 1939
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| [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Eugen Grigore
| 24
| ~50
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| 1974
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| Manuel da Mota Silveira
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| 40
| N
| 1960
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| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Li Baoping
| 21
| 29
| N - Executed
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
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| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Zhang Baogang
| 20
| 16
| Y
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Li Xianliang
| 17
| 20-30
| N
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
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| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Craig Mosionier
| 17
| 8
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Abd al-Hadi Ghanim
| 16
| 27
| N
| 1989
|- style{{=}}"background:#c1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Jaskirat Singh Sidhu
| 16
| 13
| N
| 2018
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| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Barcelona Death Van 2017|Younes Abouyaaqoub]]
| 15
| 131
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| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yang Zanyun
| 15
| 43
| N - Executed
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| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Alfredo de Freitas
| 13
| 40-77
| N
| 1967
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| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Breitscheidplatz|Anis Amri]]
| 12
| 56
| N - Killed by police
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:1894 Rock Island railroad wreck|Unknown]]
| 11
| ?
| N
| [[Veteran|1894]]
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:2005 Glendale train crash|Juan Manuel Álvarez]]
| 11
| 177
| N
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Alek Minassian]]
| 11
| 15
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}} "background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagIndia.png|link{{=}}India]]
| Santosh Maruti Mane
| 9
| 27-37
| N
| 2012
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
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| [[File:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Khalil Abu Olbeh
| 8
| 26
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}} "background:#d3ff00"
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| [[File:MiniCzechflag.png|23px|link{{=}}Czech Republic]]
| Olga Hepnarova
| 8
| 12
| N - Executed
| 1973
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Sayfullo Saipov]]
| 8
| 11
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| George Alvarez
| 8
| 10
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagVietnam.png|link{{=}}Vietnam]]
| Unknown
| 8
| 3
| Y
| 1996
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Priscilla Ford
| 7
| 22
| N - Died on Death Row
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#d3ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Kato|Tomohiro Katō]]
| 7
| 10
| N - Executed
| 2008
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| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNetherlands.png|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| [[Wikipedia:2009 attack on the Dutch Royal Family|Karst Roeland Tates]]
| 7
| 10
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| 2009
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| [[Darrell Brooks]]
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| 62
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| [[Dimitrious Gargasoulas]]
| 6
| 36
| N
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| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Wen Qingyun
| 6
| 29
| N
| 2023
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| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Bernd Walter
| 6
| 23
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Keisuke Takeuchi
| 6
| 20
| N - Died while awaiting execution
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|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
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| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Cui Lidong
| 6
| 8
| N - Killed by police
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|- style{{=}}"background:#f2ff00"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Hipólito L. V.
| 6
| 3
| N
| 2024
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| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Jennifer & Sarah Hart
| 6
| [[Epic Win|0]]
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| 2018
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| [[File:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/Heisenwolf Amado Amir González Nava]
| 6
| [[Epic Win|0]]
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| [[Khalid Masood's Westminster motor massacre|Khalid Masood]]
| 5
| 49
| N - Killed by police
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagChina.png|link{{=}}China]]
| Yao Jinyun
| 5
| 19
| N
| 1982
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Douglas John Edward Crabbe
| 5
| 16
| N
| 1983
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| [[Stockholm Truck Attack 2017|Rakhmat Akilov]]
| 5
| 15
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Yasuaki Uwabe
| 5
| 10
| N - Executed
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| David Edward Attias
| 52
| [[Epic win|0]]
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe600"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Adacia Chambers
| 4
| 46
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Jens Alexander Rüther
| 4
| 20+
| Y
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPalestine.png|18px|link{{=}}Palestine]]
| Fadi al-Qanbar
| 4
| 17
| N - Killed by police
| 2017
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| _row_count
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| Mohammed Faruz Abdallah
| 4
| 11
| N - Executed
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| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Micael
| 4
| 8
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffe300"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Anonymous
| 4
| 2
| N
| 2023
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| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Nathaniel Veltman
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2021
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| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPalestine.png|18px|link{{=}}Palestine]]
| Hussam Taysir Duwait
| 3
| 40
| N - Killed by off-duty soldier
| 2008
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| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagAustria.gif|23px|link{{=}}Austria]]
| Alen Rizvan Rizvanović
| 3
| 36
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagTaiwan.png|23px|link{{=}}Taiwan]]
| Ho Chung-ming
| 3
| 20
| N
| 1964
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Robert Kabolowsky
| 3
| 20
| N
| 1980
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Stephen Michael Ressa
| 3
| 11
| N
| 2005
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Kirsi Mirjami Huhtilainen
| 3
| 9
| Y
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Michael Avery
| 3
| 8
| Y
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Steeve Gagnon
| 3
| 8
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| Jose Luis Nieto Avila
| 2
| 22
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Eric Parkdel
| 2
| 16
| N
| 2003
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[McSkillet|Trevor J. Heitmann]]
| 2
| 8
| Y
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Veeti Erkki Olavi Nikunen
| 2
| 8
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Pierre Ny St-Amand
| 2
| 6
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Steven Allen Abrams
| 2
| 5
| N
| 1999
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Roger Self
| 2
| 3
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Narcos
| 2
| 1
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Janek Tammemäki
| 2
| 0
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Daniel Lee Young
| 1
| 54
| N
| 1984
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Lakeisha Holloway
| 1
| 36
| N
| 2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}Jewnited States of Americunts]]
| [[James Alex Fields]]
| 1
| 35
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ffc200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Elias Antonio
| 1
| 29
| N
| 1953
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Ronald Joseph Popadich
| 1
| 26
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Richard Rojas
| 1
| 22
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Bradley Rein
| 1
| 22
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPalestine.png|18px|link{{=}}Palestine]]
| Qassem Mughrabi
| 1
| 19
| N - Killed by off-duty soldier
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Omeed Aziz Popal
| 1
| 18
| N
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff9900"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|link{{=}}Israel]]
| Mahmoud & Ahmad Zidat
| 1
| 18
| N
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Adrian Reyes
| 1
| 17
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Abdelkader Gridda
| 1
| 15
| N
| 2007
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff8000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagIreland.png|link{{=}}Ireland]]
| Peter Clarke
| 1
| 14
| N
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff7000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:2022 Berlin car attack|Unknown]]
| 1
| 14
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff7000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| David Patterson
| 1
| 12
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Toshiaki Hikiji
| 1
| 10
| N
| 2010
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| [[Darren Osborne]]
| 1
| 10
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Sébastien Sarron
| 1
| 9
| N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff6000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagHamas.png|link{{=}}Hamas]]
| [[Wikipedia:July 2023 Tel Aviv attack|Team Hamas]]
| 1
| 9
| N - Killed by motorcyclist
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagPalestine.png|18px|link{{=}}Palestine]]
| Muhammed Naif El-Ja'abis
| 1
| 5
| N - Killed by police
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}spain]]
| Anon 26 year old man
| 1
| 5
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Ari-Pekka Hyppölä
| 1
| 4
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
|[[Anonymous]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Yasin Fayes Mohammed Jabr
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2001
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}Jewnited States of Americunts]]
| [[Mikese Morse]]
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff5000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Terje Vagnild Skaugstad
| 1
| 2
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Garcia Blom
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagCanada.png|link{{=}}Canada]]
| Martin Couture-Rouleau
| 1
| 1
| N - Killed by police
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
|  _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagDenmark.png|link{{=}}Denmark]]
| Lars Sonny Russel
| 1
| 0
| N
| 1986
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFinland.png|link{{=}}Finland]]
| Jesse Nieminen
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2022
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Sweden]]
| Daniar Fouad Mohammed
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagAustralia.png|link{{=}}Australia]]
| Rohan Dennis
| 1
| 0
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Maurice Pahler
| 0
| [[WTF|154]]
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Michał L.
| 0
| 23
| N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| | [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Grzegorz Łempicki
| 0
| 20
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff4000"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagBrazil.png|link{{=}}Brazil]]
| Carlos Eduardo Gonzales
| 0
| 15
| N
| 1993
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}UK]]
| Raymond Wilson
| 0
| 14
| N
| 2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniFlagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| [[Anonymous]]
| 0
| 11
| N
| 2014
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ohio State University|Abdul Razak Ali Artan]]
| 0
| 11
| N - Killed by police
| 2016
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagRomania.png|link{{=}}Romania]]
| Valentin Marius Parfenie
| 0
| 10
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Andreas N.
| 0
| 10
| N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Mohammed Reza Taheri-aza
| 0
| 9
| N
| 2006
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link{{=}}Japan]]
| Kazuhiro Kusakabe
| 0
| 9
| N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 8
| N
| 2008
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Isaiah Peoples
| 0
| 8
| N
| 2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| Weng Sor
| 0
| 8
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Refail A.
| 0
| 7
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|link{{=}}France]]
| Hamou Benlatrèche
| 0
| 6
| N
| 2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| Sarmad al-Z.
| 0
| 6
| N
| 2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| McCauley Cox
| 0
| 4
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUK.png|link{{=}}Britain]]
| Salih Khater
| 0
| 3
| N
| 2018
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| 0
| 1
| N - Probation charges
| 2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|link{{=}}Spain]]
| Unknown
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2023
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Hamza Velic
| 0
| 1
| N
| 2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}USA]]
| Shawn Nelson
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| Y
| 1995
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}Jewnited States of Americunts]]
| [[Killdozer|Marvin Heemeyer]]
| [[Fail|0]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| Y
| 2004
|- style{{=}}"background:#ff3200"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| Hans Arne Nystad
| 0
| 0
| N - Killed by police
| 2022
|}}}
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User:Hypebeat/Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd

2024-08-30T18:57:41Z

Caku: /* External links */ missing template

{{eduser|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd}}
{{aspie}}
{{pedo}}
{{lolcow2}}
{{lolcow}}
[[File:Wyyzrdloli.png|center|700px]]
[[File:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd.jpeg|thumb|right|The infamous Wizard Cat; once a [[lulz|funny]] meme, now a permanent symbol of [[assburgers]] and the antichrist!]]

'''Viril.Feline.{{sic|Wyyzrd|Wizard}}''' (a.k.a. '''WebWyyzrd''', '''World Wide Web Wyyzrd''', '''Da_Wyyzrd''' and a [[Over 9000|million]] [[Sockpuppet|other names]]) is an [[autistic]] 18-year-old [[pedophile]] [[retard]] and prolific [[faggot|pillow munching]] [[sock puppet]]ing [[manchild]] who chose to base his whole [[No life|life]] on the goal of obtaining [[Faggot of the Year]] on [[EDF]], a goal which he ultimately [[fail|failed]].

Prior to joining [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on December 7, 2020, Viril would [[namefag]] on multiple [[chan]] boards before deciding to make ED his [[Basement Dweller|dwelling]] place and the forum his [[hugbox]].

In August [[2022]], nearly a year after his wiki account was permabanned for being a sodomite and annoying the fuck out of every EDiot, Wyyzrd ended up asking an [[User:Fucktard12345|underage boy]] on EDF for [[child pornography]], which finally gave the jannies a legitimate reason to kick him out. After several cups of sperg tears and claiming he "didnt recieve actual cp" and "only [[did it for the lulz]]", the tard was ultimately permabanned from EDF because [[literally]] [[everyone]] was sick of him, and world peace was established for a few hours before things went back to normal.

Wyyzrd also has a [[MySpace]] account in fucking [[2022]]. What a faggot.

{{clear}}

==Viril's autism==
[[File:virilol.png|thumb|right|[[JEWS DID WTC|Viril did WTC]] (and [[autism]])]]
After being banned off ED, Wyyzrd created a bunch of accounts on different [[wiki]]s and social media sites to cope with the ban and spread his faggotry elsewhere. For example, he made an account on [[RationalWiki]] and attempted to climb the ranks and upload [[Goatse]], [https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/RationalWiki:Chicken_coop/Archive128 a goal which he failed at].

== Videos ==
{{videoframe|VirilFelineVideos||
|<youtube>jMDdYydguaw</youtube>'''[[User:Umkemesik|UMK]] banning him from EDF'''
|<youtube>gUrBblF0rZU</youtube>'''Banned again by UMK'''
}}

== See also ==
* [[Pedophile]]
* [[NAMBLA]]
* [[Shotacon]]
* [[Onideus Mad Hatter]]
* [[OtterWhiskers]]
* [[Faggot]]
* [[Autism]] - what he has

== External links ==
* <s>{{EDF|member|viril-feline-wyyzrd.640|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd}}</s> - Main [[EDF6]] account. Now [[b&]] for asking a minor for [[n00dz|dick pics]].
* {{yt|@|World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd}} - [[YouTube]] channel.
* {{kfuser|world-wide-web-wyyzrd.68729|World Wide Web Wyyzrd}} - Main [[Kiwi Farms]] account.
** {{kfuser|1-eyed-owl.85137|1-eyed owl}} - Banned Kiwi Farms alt that was used only for [[failtroll]]ing.
* {{blog|webwyyzrdblog|A Guide to the Internet With the World Wide Web Wyyzrd.}} - His [[blog]].
* <s>{{wpul|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd}}</s> - [[Wikipedia]] account. [[B&]] by sysops.
** <s>{{wpul|wyyzrd.guy}}</s> - Sockpuppet. Also b&.
* {{ljuser|wyyzrd}} - [[LiveJournal]] account.
* {{gab|Da_Wyyzrd}} - [[Gab]] account.
* {{myspace|webwyyzrd}} - [[MySpace]] account.
* {{soundcloud|world-wide-web-wyyzrd|World Wide Web Wyyzrd}} - [[Soundcloud]] account.
* <s>{{RWlink|User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd}}</s> - [[RationalWiki]] account. ('''''B& FOR [[Transphobia|(((TRANSPHOBIA)))]]''''')
* <s>{{reddituser|www-wyyzrd}}</s> - Reddit account. '''(SUSPENDED)'''
* <s>{{twitch|wyyzrd}}</s> - Twitch account. '''(TERMINATED)'''
* {{mastodon|@World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd}} - Mastodon account.
* <s>https://screamer.wiki/User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd</s> - Screamer Wiki account. '''BANNED'''
* {{discord|user|www.wyyzrd#6123}} - Discord account.
* {{@|www.wyyzrd|gmail.com}} - Email. Feel free to email bomb him =)

{{faggotry}}
{{wikipedia}}
{{aspies}}
{{edforumseries}}
{{pedoseries}}
[[Category:How Not To Live]]
[[Category:Aspies]]
[[Category:Lolcows]]

David Raymond Amos

2024-08-30T18:54:50Z

Caku: /* External Links */ replacing missing template

{{watch}}
{{eduser|DavidRayAmos}}

[[File:DavidAmosDerp.jpg|thumb|right|DERP!]][[File:DavidAmosfingerblast.jpg|thumb|left|David attempts to fingerblast his invisible high horse.]]
[[File:Gandalf.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Does this remind you of anybody?]]
'''David Raymond Amos''' AKA Gandalf The Kray-zay (born 1600 A.D.) is an old-ass [[troll]] from way, wayyyy back in the pen and paper days of [[troll]]ing; writing to various authority figures and officials in [[Canada]] and [[The United States]] about [[shit nobody cares about]]. Now that he has upgraded to the [[internet]], he is a constant fucking nuisance to everyone in existence who just happen to get their e-mail address collected by this sick loony fuck. Everyone from [[Stephen Harper]], to the RCMP, to [[Justin Trudeau]] has added David Amos's e-mail address to the block list. David contacts them for various transgressions ranging from a conspiracy involving slaughtered cows being killed by vampires to a shitty racist old geezer's blog because he said mean things about him. (No really!) The many lengthy e-mails he sends are filled with various idiosyncrasies ranging from saying "HOKA HAY" to calling everybody by some odd pet name. For example: John Smith would be "Johnny-Baby Smith." Clearly the thought process of an unmedicated retard. Google his phone number: (because he just LOVES posting that the fucking idiot) [https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjA-5TIlJLMAhVQymMKHQk0C5EQFggbMAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwhocallsme.com%2FPhone-Number.aspx%2F9028000369&usg=AFQjCNHYZ5GYHJFR0dsvWuZ8X63yGEQ1Gw&sig2=b224YuwTOxI_cVqjRif5zQ&bvm=bv.119745492,d.cGc 1-902-800-0369] and see the number of people complaining about being crank called by this fucking moron. It's hilarious.

[[File:DavidAmosFundyRoyal.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Even the mentally ill can run in the Federal Election.]]

{{quote|
My husband's brother. Just a bum to tell you the truth. He's not dangerous at all.|Holly Amos
26 Nov 2013}}

==David Amos In A Televised Fundy Royal Debate==
Stand in awe of this sketchy motherfucker; as what looks like a homeless drifter just walked into a Fundy Royal debate and just started talking at a podium. This complete nutcase actually ran as an Independent during a Federal Election in New Brunswick. The looks on the faces of those candidates is priceless as you can clearly see them trying not to laugh or even address the elephant in the room: the fact that Gandalf from Lord of the Rings is running in a serious election.

<center><youtube>EoxnzFlqM-o</youtube></center>

==The Musical PWNage of David Raymond Amos==

Here's a musical tribute to this fucking retard.

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==An Example of This Guy's Fucking Stupidity==
Taken directly from this crackhead's blog [[http://thedavidamosrant.blogspot.ca/2013/11/fw-methinks-harper-his-lawyer-hamilton.html The David Amos Rant]]:

===FW Methinks Harper, his lawyer Hamilton, Duffy and his lawyers, the RCMP, Mulcair and Trudeau the Younger should sit and pay attention ASAP what say you now Ministers MacKay and Blaney===
[[File:DavidAmosHomelandsecurity.jpg|thumb|245px|right|David Amos writes to Homeland Security about matters of [[serious business|serious importance]].]]

<div style="height:400px; overflow:scroll;">
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: David Amos <motomaniac333@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 27 Nov 2013 01:49:49 -0400
Subject: Methinks Harper, his lawyer Hamilton, Duffy and his lawyers,
the RCMP, Mulcair and Trudeau the Younger should sit and pay attention
ASAP what say you now Ministers MacKay and Blaney??
To: sdouboulidis@casselsbrock.com, aattaran@uottawa.ca, wamos
<wamos@ecojustice.ca>, president <president@uottawa.ca>,
"janice.payne" <janice.payne@nelligan.ca>, mcappe@irpp.org,
rheintzm@uottawa.ca, bsmith@uottawa.ca, dleblanc@globeandmail.com,
allan.mathews@elections.ca, nboxall@bsbcriminallaw.com,
"<brian.lilley@sunmedia.ca>" <richard.dearden@gowlings.com>, ahamilton
<ahamilton@casselsbrock.com>, duquette.france@psic-ispc.gc.ca,
AndreeMarie.Delisle@elections.ca, "joshua.skurnik"
<joshua.skurnik@sunmedia.ca>, Mackap@parl.gc.ca,
tosullivan@counsel-toronto.com, pmccann@mccannandlyttle.com,
Biage.Carrese@rcmp-grc.gc.ca, pmantas@fasken.com,
stephen.toope@ubc.ca, perrin@law.ubc.ca, main@bsbcriminallaw.com,
greg.horton@rcmp-grc.gc.ca, mbastarache@heenan.ca,
kennyco@sen.parl.gc.ca, Kory.Teneycke@sunmedia.ca,
bakerg@sen.parl.gc.ca, doylen@sen.parl.gc.ca, mannif@sen.parl.gc.ca,
dions1@parl.gc.ca, moore.r@parl.gc.ca, russ_girling@transcanada.com,
david.wilkins@nelsonmullins.com, leader@greenparty.ca,
steve.murphy@ctv.ca, pm@pm.gc.ca, MulcaT@parl.gc.ca,
oldmaison@yahoo.com, andre@jafaust.com, jchretien@heenan.ca,
vpilieci@ottawacitizen.com, lgunter@shaw.ca,
bob.paulson@rcmp-grc.gc.ca, bob.rae@rogers.blackberry.net,
acampbell@ctv.ca, Jacques.Poitras@cbc.ca,
justin.trudeau.a1@parl.gc.ca, Rob.Renaud@cbc.ca,
woloschuk.michael@brunswicknews.com,
peacock.kurt@telegraphjournal.com, stewac@sen.parl.gc.ca,
kinsen@sen.parl.gc.ca, wallaj@sen.parl.gc.ca, mocklp@sen.parl.gc.ca,
poirir@sen.parl.gc.ca, ringup@sen.parl.gc.ca, dayja@sen.parl.gc.ca,
michael.connors@mcinnescooper.com, law@stevenfoulds.ca,
peter.dauphinee@gmail.com, mhayes@stu.ca, COCMoncton@gmail.com,
roger.l.brown@rcmp-grc.gc.ca, john.warr@rcmp-grc.gc.ca,
hugh.flemming@gnb.ca, charles.murray@gnb.ca, willi@iicph.org,
upriverwatch@gmail.com, Mike.Hudson@fredericton.ca,
david.alward@gnb.ca, ppalmater@politics.ryerson.ca, "steven.blaney"
<steven.blaney@parl.gc.ca>
Cc: "nick.moore" <nick.moore@bellmedia.ca>, David Amos
<david.raymond.amos@gmail.com>, aih <aih@cbc.ca>,
smaher@postmedia.com, gmcgregor@ottawacitizen.com

http://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/complaint-filed-against-ex-pmo-lawyer-benjamin-perrin-over-wright-duffy-deal-1.1562435

http://www.nelligan.ca/e/janicepayne.cfm

CTVNews.ca Staff
Published Tuesday, November 26, 2013 10:32PM EST

A University of Ottawa law professor has filed a complaint against the
prime minister's former lawyer, who allegedly helped broker a secret
deal between Nigel Wright and Sen. Mike Duffy, CTV News has learned.

Amir Attaran filed a complaint against Benjamin Perrin, who used to
work in the Prime Minister's Office, and Duffy's lawyer Janice Payne
with the law societies of British Columbia and Ontario.

The complaint involves two law societies because Perrin can practice
law in both B.C. and Ontario, while Payne practices in Ontario.

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Benjamin Perrin with Stephen Harper. Perrin served as a lead policy
adviser on matters related to the Department of Justice, Public Safety
Canada and Citizenship and Immigration Canada. (Office of the Prime
Minister)

Attaran claims that both lawyers "violated the ethics of the
profession" for their alleged roles in the secret deal that saw
Wright, Prime Minister Stephen Harper's former chief of staff, give a
$90,000 cheque to Duffy to cover the senator's ineligible expenses.

The RCMP is investigating the transaction. In an affidavit, Cpl. Greg
Horton alleges that Wright broke the law by giving Duffy the money.

"If Mr. Duffy and Mr. Wright engaged in an illegal deal – and that's
what the RCMP alleges – then the lawyers who negotiated that deal for
them shouldn't have done so," Attaran told CTV News. "That was
unethical to do so."

CTV News caught up with Perrin in Vancouver, where he is currently an
associate professor at the University of British Columbia's Faculty of
Law.

Off camera, Perrin said his legal counsel told him to stay quiet.

"That's the advice I got. It's good advice. There's good reasons for
it," he said.

The Law Society of British Columbia has already said that it's aware
of "information that has been reported in the news media" and will
consider looking into Perrin's actions.

According to a sworn RCMP affidavit, an email trail suggests Perrin
and Conservative Party lawyer Arthur Hamilton were involved in the
Duffy-Wright deal.

The affidavit also said Perrin's emails from his time in the PMO have
been deleted.

None of the allegations in the affidavit have been tested or proven in court.

Meanwhile, Harper continues to face tough questions in the House of
Commons about the Duffy-Wright affair.

Opposition leaders demanded to know Tuesday why a number of
Conservatives involved in the expense repayment scheme are still with
the government, even as Harper publicly slammed Wright for his
actions.

An RCMP affidavit released last week revealed that PMO staffers and
senators discussed how to handle an external audit of Duffy's expenses
and a subsequent report by the Senate's internal economy committee.

The affidavit also revealed that Sen. Irving Gerstein, chair of the
Conservative Fund, allegedly used contacts at the Deloitte accounting
firm to see if the Duffy audit could be squashed.

"Will the prime minister please explain to Canadians why Sen. Irving
Gerstein continues to enjoy his complete confidence?" Liberal Leader
Justin Trudeau asked Tuesday.

Harper has insisted that he did not know about the $90,000 cheque and
that he would not have approved of such a scheme.

However, a recently released court document suggests the prime
minister at least knew of an initial plan to cover Duffy's expenses
with a cheque from the Conservative party.

An RCMP affidavit suggests Wright checked with Harper before
finalizing a deal to pay Duffy's expense claims from the Conservative
Fund when they were believed to total about $32,000.

In a Feb. 22 email, Wright wrote: "I do want to speak to the PM before
everything is considered final." An hour later, Wright wrote: "We are
good to go from the PM."

In the House of Commons last week, Harper said "good to go" meant
"good to go with Mr. Duffy repaying his own expenses."

With a report from CTV's Ottawa Bureau Chief Robert Fife

Read more: http://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/complaint-filed-against-ex-pmo-lawyer-benjamin-perrin-over-wright-duffydeal-1.1562435#ixzz2loyzrOD0

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "Hamilton, Arthur" <ahamilton@casselsbrock.com>
Date: Wed, 27 Nov 2013 05:20:25 +0000
Subject: Automatic reply: yo Mr Perrin I remember the sneaky know it
all lawyer Amir Attaran covering up things for his boss Allan Rock
years ago
To: David Amos <motomaniac333@gmail.com>

Thank you for your email. I am away from the office until Thursday,
November 21, at which time I will be pleased to respond to your
message. If you require immediate assistance, please contact my
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From: Pamela Palmater <ppalmater@politics.ryerson.ca>
Date: Wed, 27 Nov 2013 05:21:24 +0000
Subject: Automatic reply: yo Mr Perrin I remember the sneaky know it
all lawyer Amir Attaran covering up things for his boss Allan Rock
years ago
To: David Amos <motomaniac333@gmail.com>

Kwe /Hello;

Although I am in the office teaching for the Fall Term 2013 I will be
out of the office regularly working on several major research
projects.

Due to the extremely high volume of emails, calls, and requests over
the last few months, there may be some delay before I can get back to
your request. My apologies for any inconvenience this may cause.

It may be helpful to send a reminder if your matter is urgent and/or
put the nature of the request in the subject heading.

If you have a media request, please put MEDIA in your subject line and
I will get back to you as soon as I can.

Thank you/Welal'in

Pam

Dr. Pamela D. Palmater
Chair in Indigenous Governance
Ryerson University

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Andy Campbell <Andy.Campbell@bellmedia.ca>
Date: Wed, 27 Nov 2013 05:20:33 +0000
Subject: Automatic reply: yo Mr Perrin I remember the sneaky know it
all lawyer Amir Attaran covering up things for his boss Allan Rock
years ago
To: David Amos <motomaniac333@gmail.com>

I will be out of the Fredericton bureau Tuesday, Nov. 26, 2013,
returning on the 27th. Should your matter require immediate attention,
please contact Nick Moore at nick.moore@bellmedia.ca or call our main
newsroom at 1-888-565-6397.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: David Amos <motomaniac333@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 14 Nov 2013 03:36:12 -0400
Subject: Fwd Yo if there is such a thing as an ethical Senator Say Hey
to the RCMP and Harper for me will ya?
To: woloschuk.michael@brunswicknews.com,
peacock.kurt@telegraphjournal.com, kinsen@sen.parl.gc.ca,
wallaj@sen.parl.gc.ca, stewac@sen.parl.gc.ca, mocklp@sen.parl.gc.ca,
poirir@sen.parl.gc.ca, ringup@sen.parl.gc.ca, dayja@sen.parl.gc.ca,
Rob.Renaud@cbc.ca, oldmaison <oldmaison@yahoo.com>, andre
<andre@jafaust.com>, jchretien@heenan.ca, pm <pm@pm.gc.ca>,
"bob.paulson" <bob.paulson@rcmp-grc.gc.ca>, "bob.rae"
<bob.rae@rogers.blackberry.net>, acampbell <acampbell@ctv.ca>,
"Jacques.Poitras" <Jacques.Poitras@cbc.ca>, jonesr <jonesr@cbc.ca>,
"Robert. Jones" <Robert.Jones@cbc.ca>, "steve.murphy"
<steve.murphy@ctv.ca>
Cc: David Amos <david.raymond.amos@gmail.com>, MulcaT
<MulcaT@parl.gc.ca>, leader@greenparty.ca, "justin.trudeau.a1"
<justin.trudeau.a1@parl.gc.ca>

Hey

Now the questionable Irving journalists Woloschuk and Peacock can never
claim that they didn't know some of what the evil Dwarf Duffy and all the
other Senators know EH Mr Harper?

Need I say that Peacock's praises of the the [sic] crooked lawyer Johnny "Never
Been Good" Wallace in the Irving newsrag this weekend really pissed me off?

The Minister of Justice of New Brunswick can never say that he did not know
the truth about my concerns a long long time ago as did the Minister of
Justice of Nova Scotia.

Correct Mr Peacock?

http://www.scribd.com/doc/2720407/nb-securities-commission

Veritas Vincit
David Raymond Amos

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== His Delusional Litigation ==

David Amos has created another elaborate and imaginary construct to pathetically attempt to self-aggrandize himself. This following "document" is NOT a law suit. These are NOT the papers that would constitute a petition to the Federal Court of Canada. A check of the Federal Court of Canada Data base shows NO petition by a David Raymond Amos ever been filed. A check of the Federal Court of Canada shows file T-1557-15... [[fail|DOES NOT EXIST]]. Edmonton Law Enforcement authorities also checked with the Federal Court and NO SUCH petition exists. The so-called documents and stamp are available at Staples and Office Depot. David Amos' imaginary petition to the court isn't even coherent or written as a lawyer would. Even the picture of the Harley motorcycle on his Twitter page does NOT exist anywhere but within the confines of David's deluded mind. Several years ago, his bike was seized by police because of being uninsured and auctioned off. David Amos' litigation is asking for 11 million dollars. David Amos' vital organs aren't worth $11 million dollars.

That begs the question: Do these fake documents constitute the CC of C offense...uttering false documents?

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===David Raymond Amos Versus The Crown T-1557-15===

<div style="height:400px; overflow:scroll;">

<PRE>
Court File No. T-1557-15

FEDERAL COURT

BETWEEN: DAVID RAYMOND AMOS Plaintiff
and HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN Defendant

STATEMENT OF CLAIM

The Parties

1. HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN (Crown) is Elizabeth II, the Queen of England, the Protector of the Faith of the Church of England, the longest reigning monarch of the United Kingdom and one of the wealthiest persons in the world. Canada pays homage to the Queen because she remained the Head of State and the Chief Executive Officer of Canada after the Canada Act 1982 (U.K.) 1982, c. 11 came into force on April 17, 1982. The standing of the Queen in Canada was explained within the 2002 Annual Report FORM 18-K filed by Canada with the United States Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). It states as follows:

“The executive power of the federal Government is vested in the Queen, represented by the Governor General, whose powers are exercised on the advice of the federal Cabinet, which is responsible to the House of Commons. The legislative branch at the federal level, Parliament, consists of the Crown, the Senate and the House of Commons.”

“The executive power in each province is vested in the Lieutenant Governor, appointed by the Governor General on the advice of the federal Cabinet. The Lieutenant Governor’s powers are exercised on the advice of the provincial cabinet, which is responsible to the legislative assembly. Each provincial legislature is composed of a Lieutenant Governor and a legislative assembly made up of members elected for a period of five years.”

2. Her Majesty the Queen is the named defendant pursuant to sections 23(1) and 36 of the Crown Liability and Proceedings Act. Some of the state actors whose duties and actions are at issue in this action are the Prime Minister, Premiers, Governor General, Lieutenant Governors, members of the Canadian Forces (CF), and Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP), federal and provincial Ministers of Public Safety, Ministers of Justice, Ministers of Finance, Speakers, Clerks, Sergeants-at-Arms and any other person acting as Aide-de-Camp providing security within and around the House of Commons, the legislative assemblies or acting as security for other federal, provincial and municipal properties.

3. Her Majesty the Queen’s servants the RCMP whose mandate is to serve and protect Canadian citizens and assist in the security of parliamentary properties and the protection of public officials should not deny a correspondence from a former Deputy Prime Minister who was appointed to be Canada’s first Minister of Public Safety in order to oversee the RCMP and their cohorts. The letter that helped to raise the ire of a fellow Canadian citizen who had never voted in his life to run for public office four times thus far is quoted as follows:

“Mr. David R. Amos Jan 3rd, 2004
153Alvin Avenue
Milton, MA U.S.A. 02186

Dear Mr. Amos

Thank you for your letter of November 19th, 2003, addressed to
my predecessor, the Honourble Wayne Easter, regarding your safety.
I apologize for the delay in responding.

If you have any concerns about your personal safety, I can only
suggest that you contact the police of local jurisdiction. In addition, any
evidence of criminal activity should be brought to their attention since the
police are in the best position to evaluate the information and take action
as deemed appropriate.

I trust that this information is satisfactory.

Yours sincerely
A. Anne McLellan”

4. DAVID RAYMOND AMOS (Plaintiff), a Canadian Citizen and the first Chief of the Amos Clan, was born in Sackville, New Brunswick (NB) on July 17th, 1952.

5. The Plaintiff claims standing in this action as a citizen whose human rights and democratic interests are to be protected by due performance of the obligations of Canada’s public officials who are either elected or appointed and all servants of the Crown whose mandate is to secure the public safety, protect public interests and to uphold and enforce the rule of law. The Crown affirms his right to seek relief for offences to his rights under section 24(1) of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms (Charter). Paragraphs 6 to 13 explain the delay in bringing this action before Federal Court and paragraphs 25 to 88 explain this matter.

6. The Plaintiff states that pursuant to the democratic rights found in Section 3 of the Charter he was a candidate in the elections of the membership of the 38th and 39th Parliaments in the House of Commons and a candidate in the elections of the memberships of the legislative assemblies in Nova Scotia (NS) and NB in 2006.

7. The Plaintiff states that if he is successful in finding a Chartered Accountant to audit his records as per the rules of Elections Canada, he will attempt to become a candidate in the election of the membership of the 42nd Parliament.

8. The Plaintiff states that beginning in January of 2002, he made many members of the RCMP and many members of the corporate media including employees of a Crown Corporation, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) well aware of the reason why he planned to return to Canada and become a candidate in the next federal election. In May of 2004, all members seated in the 37th Parliament before the writ was dropped for the election of the 38th Parliament and several members of the legislative assemblies of NB and Newfoundland and Labrador (NL) knew the reason is the ongoing rampant public corruption. Evidence of the Plaintiff’s concerns can be found within his documents that the Office of the Governor General acknowledged were in its possession ten years ago before the Speech from the Throne in 2004. The Governor General’s letter is as follows:

“September 11th, 2004
Dear Mr. Amos,

On behalf of Her Excellency the Right Honourable Adrienne Clarkson,
I acknowledge receipt of two sets of documents and CD regarding corruption,
one received from you directly, and the other forwarded to us by the Office of
the Lieutenant Governor of New Brunswick.

I regret to inform you that the Governor General cannot intervene in
matters that are the responsibility of elected officials and courts of Justice of
Canada. You already contacted the various provincial authorities regarding
your concerns, and these were the appropriate steps to take.

Yours sincerely.
Renee Blanchet
Office of the Secretary
to the Governor General”

9. The Plaintiff states that the documents contain proof that the Crown by way of the RCMP and the Minister of Public Safety/Deputy Prime Minister knew that he was the whistleblower offering his assistance to Maher Arar and his lawyers in the USA. The Governor General acknowledged his concerns about the subject of this complaint and affirmed that the proper provincial authorities were contacted but ignored the Plaintiff’s faxes and email to the RCMP and the Solicitor General in November of 2003 and his tracked US Mail to the Solicitor General and the Commissioner of the RCMP by way of the Department of Foreign Affairs and International Trade (DFAIT) in December of 2003 and the response he received from the Minister of Public Safety/Deputy Prime Minister in early 2004. One document was irrefutable proof that there was no need whatsoever to create a Commission of Inquiry into Maher Arar concerns at about the same point in time. That document is a letter from the US Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Office Inspector General (OIG complaint no. C04-01448) admitting contact with his office on November 21, 2003 within days of the Plaintiff talking to the office of Canada’s Solicitor General while he met with the US Attorney General and one day after the former Attorney General of New York (NY) and the former General Counsel of the SEC testified at a public hearing before the US Senate Banking Committee about investigations of the mutual fund industry.

10. The Plaintiff states that another document that the Plaintiff received during the election of the 39th Parliament further supported the fact he was a whistleblower about financial crimes. In December of 2006 a member of the RCMP was ethical enough to admit that he understood the Plaintiff’s concerns and forwarded his response to the acting Commissioner of the RCMP and others including a NB Cabinet Minister Michael B. Murphy QC. The Crown is well aware that any member sitting in the last days of the 37th Parliament through to the end of the 41st Parliament could have stood in the House of Commons and asked the Speaker if the Crown was aware of the Plaintiff’s actions. All parliamentarians should have wondered why his concerns and that of Mr. Arar’s were not heard by a committee within the House of Commons in early 2004. Instead, the Crown created an expensive Commission to delay the Arar matter while he sued the governments of Canada and the USA and his wife ran in the election of the 38th Parliament. In 2007, Arar received a $10-million settlement from the Crown and the Prime Minister gave him an official apology yet the US government has never admitted fault. A month after the writ was dropped for the election of the 42nd Parliament and CBC is reporting Syrian concerns constantly, Mr. Arar’s lawyer announced that the RCMP will attempt to extradite a Syrian intelligence officer because it had laid a charge in absentia and a Canada-wide warrant and Interpol notice were issued. The Plaintiff considers such news to be politicking practiced by the Minister of Public Safety. He noticed the usually outspoken Mr. Arar made no comment but his politically active wife had lots to say on CBC. Meanwhile, the RCMP continues to bar a fellow citizen from parliamentary properties because he exercised the same democratic rights after he had offered his support to Arar by way of his American lawyers. The aforementioned letter about financial crimes was from the Inspector General for Tax Administration in the US Department of the Treasury. Mr Arar’s lawyers, the RCMP, the Canadian Revenue Agency and the US Internal Revenue Service still refuse to even admit TIGTA complaint no. 071-0512-0055-C exists. However, the Commissioner of Federal Court, the Queen’s Privy Council Office and other agencies were made well aware of it before the Speech from the Throne in 2006.

11. The Plaintiff states that from June 24, 2004 until the day he signed this complaint he has diligently tried to resolve the breach of his rights under the Charter that are the subject of this complaint with any public official in Canada whom he believed had the mandate or the ability to request that the Crown investigate and correct the malicious actions and inactions of the RCMP, Sergeants-at-Arms and Aides-de-Camp in all jurisdictions. Until June 16, 2006 the Plaintiff did not have irrefutable proof to support this complaint. Time did not permit him to address it immediately in Federal Court in 2006 because his slate was full. For instance on June 16, 2006 while dealing with deeply troubling private family matters, he was running against the Attorney General for his seat in the NS provincial election while arguing members of the RCMP about strange calls he got from someone in Ottawa who claimed the Department of Public Safety as her client, dealing with many liberal party members who were about to witness in Moncton NB the first debate of all those who wished to become their new leader, assisting a farmer in his attempt to get some authority to properly investigate the demise of his cattle and discussing with members of the Saint John NB City Council the actions of a sergeant in the Saint John Police Force who was calling friends of the Plaintiff and claiming that he was drug dealing member of a bike gang that they should stay away from while he was preparing to intervene in pipeline matter that was about to heard by the National Energy Board in Saint John .

12. The Plaintiff states that in April of 2007 he wrote a complaint about this matter and returned to the Capital District of NB in order to file it and argue the Crown before the Federal Court if it did not wish to settle. A clerk of this court informed him that his complaint was not composed correctly, so he began to rewrite this complaint. However, as soon as it was known what the Plaintiff was about to file he was subject to further police harassment and his family began to suffer from constant slander, sexual harassment and death threats on the Internet and on the telephone that continues to this very day while the RCMP, the FBI and many other law enforcement authorities continue to ignored the obvious evidence of cybercrime practiced against many people including his minor children.

13. The Plaintiff states that the Crown’s only response has been further harassment by the RCMP including false arrest and imprisonment and theft of his property by the Fredericton Police Force supported by other law enforcement authorities in Canada and the USA. The Governor General has had the Plaintiff’s documents for over ten years to study. The Crown now has one of the complaints that the RCMP has been delaying since 2003. It is as follows:

The Complaint

14. The Plaintiff states that on June 24, 2004 during the election of the membership of the 38th Parliament the Crown breached his right to peaceful assembly and association under Section 2(c) and (d) of the Charter. The Sergeant-at-Arms of the Legislative Assembly of NB (a former member of the RCMP) supported by the Fredericton Police Force (FPF), the Corps of Commissionaires (COC) and at least one RCMP officer acting as Aide-de-Camp to the NB Lieutenant Governor barred the Plaintiff under threat of arrest from the legislative properties in NB.

15. The Plaintiff states that whereas the Crown refused to put anything in writing to either confirm or deny that he was in fact barred from the legislative properties in NB, he returned to the public property whenever he deemed it necessary to do so as he ran for public office three more times. For example, when the Plaintiff was a candidate in the election of the 39th Parliament for the riding of Fredericton, he was asked to come into the legislative building of NB to record a live interview for an Atlantic Television (ATV) news cast shortly before polling day. On that occasion, the Sergeant-at-Arms and his Aides-de-Camp did not attempt to bar the Plaintiff from access to legislative property quite possibly because they did not wish their actions to be recorded by ATV. However, the Crown made matters worse in short order. CBC barred the Plaintiff from an all-candidates’ debate on the University of New Brunswick (UNB) campus and on polling day two District Returning Officers on the UNB campus after viewing identification threatened to have the Plaintiff arrested stating that they did not believe he was on the ballot.

16. The Plaintiff states that the NB Sergeant-at-Arms continued with his threat of arrest after the election 39th Parliament. In response, the Plaintiff challenged the Sergeant-at-Arms to either put his threat in writing or arrest him so he could at least argue the Crown about the offences against his rights under the Charter.

17. The Plaintiff states that on June 16th, 2006 he was on a sidewalk on Queen Street in Fredericton NB waiting for a friend who was meeting with the Premier of NB and others inside the legislative assembly building. Within minutes of his arrival the Sergeant-at-Arms and two members of the FPF marched out of the building and served a signed document barring him from public places overseen by the Crown because some unnamed parties found him in ”Contempt of the House”. The Sergeant-at-Arms then ordered the Plaintiff off legislative property. When the Plaintiff pointed out that he was not on legislative property but on a sidewalk on Queen Street, the Sergeant-at-Arms claimed that his jurisdiction extended to the middle of the street. The two members of the FPF identified themselves and agreed that if the Plaintiff did not cross the street they would arrest him.

18. The Plaintiff states that after he crossed Queen Street he took a photograph of the Sergeant-at-Arms and the FPF marching back into the building to prove date and time of their malice. He sent a photograph of their barring notice to many people particularly liberal party members gathering in Moncton, NB that day to hear a debate by those who wished to replace the former Prime Minister as their party leader. It was important to do so because a liberal mandate created the Charter in 1982 compelling all New Brunswickers including the Sergeant-at-Arms and the police to abide the law within Canada’s only bilingual province. Any citizen or public official who understands the Charter and received a copy of the barring notice should have noticed the Crown had barred a citizen from the legislative properties in NB in only one official language. No police officer or politician or Language Commissioner at either a federal or provincial level ever responded to any inquiry about that fact. The Sergeant-at-Arms of NB did acknowledge the receipt of a copy of his barring notice years later but he did so in French only.

19. The Plaintiff states that the NB Sergeant-at-Arms and his cohorts in the FPF, RCMP and the COC are well aware that as soon as the Plaintiff’s friend came out of legislative building on June 16, 2006, he was given the barring notice to take back inside in order to inquire about it and the reasons behind it. The COC are clearly named at the bottom of the document yet the Commissionaires and all the politicians he encountered that day claimed that they were not allowed to discuss the barring notice and never would ever since. The Plaintiff finds that the police, politicians and bureaucrats etc. are maintaining their oath to the Crown rather than uphold the law and Sections 2(c) (d), 16(2), 18(2) and 20(2) of the Charter and are relying on the Crown’s legal counsel to stop him from seeking relief.

20. The Plaintiff states that the RCMP and the members of the FPF who harassed the Plaintiff in September of 2006 while he was a candidate in the NB provincial election would not explain why the NB Sergeant-at-Arms and the COC had barred him with a document written in English only or why it was not published in the Royal Gazette. Members of the FPF who violated the Plaintiff’s privacy trying to read an email that he was composing on a laptop within his car parked on private property refused to explain why they thought they had the right do so as they attempted to interrogate him without a warrant or due process of law. Members of the FPF refused to take the same documents the RCMP had so that their major crimes unit could finally investigate after they demanded that the Plaintiff identify himself so they could check for warrants for his arrest. The FPF would not discuss what they would do if he returned to the UNB campus or if he parked a vehicle and put money in a parking meter on the side of Queen Street claimed by the Sergeant-at-Arms. In February of 2007 after a Cabinet Minister of NB acknowledged his concerns with the RCMP, his children took pictures of the Plaintiff standing on the legislative property and the Sergeant-at-Arms and the FPF did nothing that day. However, the police harassment got worse afterwards. The FPF tried to call him a criminal while the Plaintiff waited for answers before he argued the Crown in court about his property that the FPF had illegally seized. The text of two emails that the Crown and the FPF sent in 2007 are as follows:

“Date: Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:02:35 -0400
From: "Murphy, Michael B. $DH/MS$" MichaelB.Murphy@gnb.ca
To: motomaniac_02186@yahoo.com
Subject:

January 30, 2007

WITHOUT PREJUDICE

Mr. David Amos

Dear Mr. Amos:

This will acknowledge receipt of a copy of your e-mail of December
29, 2006 to Corporal Warren McBeath of the RCMP. Because of the
nature of the allegations made in your message, I have taken the
measure of forwarding a copy to Assistant Commissioner Steve Graham
of the RCMP “J” Division in Fredericton .

Sincerely,
Honourable Michael B. Murphy
Minister of Health”

AND

“From: “Lafleur, Lou” lou.lafleur@fredericton.ca
To: motomaniac_02186@yahoo.com,
Subject: Fredericton Police Force
Date: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 15:21:13 -0300

Dear Mr. Amos

My Name is Lou LaFleur and I am a Detective with the Fredericton Police Major Crime Unit. I would like to talk to you regarding files that I am investigating and that you are alleged to have involvement in.

Please call me at your earliest convenience and leave a message and a phone number on my secure and confidential line if I am not in my office.
yours truly,

Cpl. Lou LaFleur
Fredericton Police Force
311 Queen St.
Fredericton, NB
506-460-2332

21. The Plaintiff states that by September of 2007, he was told by police officers and others that he was barred from the town of Woodstock, the House of Commons, the National Capital District including Rideau Hall and the University of Ottawa, the Capital District of NB including the Lieutenant Governor’s residence and the University of NB, all other legislative properties in Canada and that a photograph of him was posted inside the NB legislative building, the Fredericton airport and at least one mining property guarded by the Corps of Commissionaires.

22. The Plaintiff states that on or about September 13, 2007 during a conversation with the office of the Speaker of the House of Commons he was referred to the Sergeant-at-Arms in order to find out if the Plaintiff was truly barred from the House of Commons and if he had been sent an answer to the documentation the Speaker and the government of Iceland received in May of 2006. The Sergeant-at-Arms was apparently well aware of his concerns because he said he knew the Plaintiff from a past life and quickly hung up the telephone. The Sergeant-at-Arms never did answer the Plaintiff and ignored all his contacts ever since.

23. The Plaintiff states that the odd response from Sergeant-at-Arms of the House of Commons caused him to research how they knew each other. The public record states that in June of 2005 the RCMP officer acting as Aide-de-Camp to the NB Lieutenant Governor retired and joined the House of Commons as Director of Security Operations. On September 1, 2006, he became the Sergeant-at-Arms of the House of Commons. Therefore, because of all three of his positions from June of 2004 to December of 2014, the Sergeant-at-Arms of the House of Commons must have agreed and seconded his fellow Sergeant-at-Arms in NB and his threats to arrest Plaintiff if he reappeared on parliamentary property.

24. The Plaintiff states that with regards to this complaint about being illegally barred from parliamentary properties, the most recent contact from the Crown was the three members of the RCMP who harassed the Plaintiff at 1:30 AM on December 16, 2014 not long after he had received an email from a former CSIS agent who is the current Sergeant-at-Arms of the legislative assembly of Alberta.

The Facts of this Matter

25. The Plaintiff states that on June 24, 2004 within minutes of his being barred, the Sergeant-at-Arms, two members of the FPF and one Commissionaire witnessed him deliver a large number of documents to the attention of two lawyers in the office of the opposition next door. He suspects that the Sergeant-at-Arms read at least the cover letter when his documents were in his care because to support his right to bar a citizen in front two members of the FPF he falsely accused the Plaintiff of attempting to serve documents while in the legislative building.

26. The Plaintiff states that within the hour of being barred, the Plaintiff visited the headquarters of the FPF and attempted to meet with its Chief in order to discuss the false allegations and the threat of arrest. Whereas a Corporal denied access to his Chief, the Plaintiff contacted the City Solicitor of Fredericton because he knew him personally in younger days. After waiting one week for someone to get back to him, the Plaintiff visited the constituency office of the Premier and the law office of a former Premier of NB and gave them many documents with the same cover letter addressing his concern about being barred from the legislative properties amongst other issues. One month later the Attorney General of NB sent an answer similar to what the Deputy Prime Minister sent eight months earlier telling him to take up his concerns with the police and ignored the issue of a citizen being barred and threatened by the police. A lawyer acting as the NB Ombudsman did not wish deal with the government on his behalf suggested that the Plaintiff take up his concerns with the New Brunswick Police Commission (NBPC) and introduced them. The Plaintiff, his wife and a lawyer met with the NBPC. The NBPC acknowledged the complaint and asked the FPF to investigate their questionable actions. In the eleven years since the NBPC never responded and the Plaintiff knows why. The NBPC and Governor General have many of his documents and one is a letter to the Commissioner of the RCMP. The Plaintiff is well aware the Chair of the NBPC in 2004 was also the Chief Coroner whom he testified before on July 15, 1982 and he clearly informed the Crown he assisted in a successful civil lawsuit against the RCMP about a wrongful death.

27. The Plaintiff states that the Sergeant-at-Arms, two Commissionaires, a librarian, and two members of the FPF knew that the Plaintiff was in legislative assembly on June 24, 2004 looking for the “blogger” Charles Leblanc. While the Plaintiff was waiting for Charles Leblanc to arrive that day he exercised his democratic right to witness the proceedings of the Legislative Assembly from the gallery.

28. The Plaintiff states that apparently a friend of the Crown put a new spin on this matter the following day. The Crown’s corporate media has never said anything about the Crown’s malicious actions barring him it has had lots to say about the barring the blogger Charles Leblanc two years later and it has made the arrests and prosecutions of him well known. On June 25, 2004 Charles Leblanc a well-known friend of the MLAs, the Sergeant-at-Arms, the Commissionaires, the RCMP and the Fredericton Police Force falsely reported in the social media that the Plaintiff had been “shown the door” claiming that he had attempted to interrupt the proceedings in the Legislature by speaking from the gallery. The Crown knows if that were true it would have been recorded in the legislative records. The words of Charles Leblanc an important witness to be called to testify as to what he knows about this matter are as follows

“IS ELVY ROBICHAID SEEING THE LIGHT????
by Charles LeBlanc Friday, Jun. 25, 2004 at 10:56 AM
Fredericton updates from Charles

“There’s always undercovers cops around but only when the House is in session. As God as my witness I hope nothing happens but it’s just a matter of time till someone is push over the edge. I guess a guy name David Amos was shown the door yesterday at the Legislature. This guy is running as an Independent candidate in the riding of Fundy Royal. I met the guy over the net and he has a beef with our political bureaucrats. I admire people fighting for what they believe in but you can’t get carried away. I guess in this case? He wanted to speak from the Gallery and that’s a big faux pas!”

29. The Plaintiff states that he was not surprised that for the benefit of his political opponents, servants of the Crown would practice such malice against a citizen seeking public office. Three weeks before the Plaintiff was barred in 2004 Elections Canada’s lawyers waited until the very last minute to admit that section 3 of the Charter existed and that it affirmed his right to run as an Independent.

30. The Plaintiff states that he has studied the actions of journalists, politicians and their lawyers for many years and has argued many. He has no doubt that during the time of a federal election the Crown would not have barred any member of a wealthy well known political party from any parliamentary property in Canada without dealing with a Charter argument in court and a host of journalists almost immediately. With that in mind the Plaintiff gathered the evidence to support this claim and waited until the CBC reported that the Prime Minister had asked the Governor General to drop a writ. Now history tells us all that the writ has been dropped early in order for the Prime Minister to cause the most expensive and one of the longest federal elections in the history of Canada on a date mandated by a law that his wealthy political party created for its benefit. Now that the stock markets are in a turmoil again the Office of the Inspector General of the SEC is acknowledging the Plaintiff’s emails but only after they were made aware that he received an ethical answer from a global organization that oversees auditors. Recent events have proven to the Plaintiff that it is important that he file this action in Federal Court as soon as possible in order see if the Harer government wishes to continue barring him from parliamentary property before polling day.

31. The Plaintiff states that during the election of the 38th Parliament not one of the employees of the CBC denied the fact that it had acted in a deliberate partisan fashion and ignored the Crown Corporation’s mandate. CBC reported that there were five candidates on the ballot in Fundy but failed to name the Plaintiff in their website or on the television and the radio. Nothing surprised the Plaintiff about the actions of the CBC but they should not have laughed at him when he pointed out other citizens should be afforded equal opportunity to hear of him.

32. The Plaintiff states that many politicians knew that the CBC had hard copy of two lawsuits of his since 2002 and their journalists had been laughing at him for two years. It was a profound mistake for CBC to ignore his candidacy now that he did as he promised in a statement of one lawsuit and was running for public office in Canada. As CBC continued serving the interests of the politicians who provided the funding sourced from the Canadian taxpayer other citizens noticed that the CBC was ignoring his candidacy. One journalist who had laughed at him called back and tried to make a deal after the Plaintiff had called the Ombudsman for CBC complaining of him and his associates only to be laughed at some more and invited to sue CBC. CBC continued to ignore the Plaintiff even though the popular former CBC reporter Mike Duffy was now employed by their largest corporate competitor, CTV and they claimed Fundy was a riding to watch and at least three newspapers and even the CBC’s blogger friend Charles Leblanc had chosen to put his strange spin the actions and words of the Plaintiff while calling him a Hells Angel. However, the aforementioned CBC journalist did not keep his job very long after his boss and three directors of CBC received the very same documents and CD that the Plaintiff’s political opponents had in their possession. (The former CBC journalist did get a job with the government of NB and has continued with his obvious malice ever since)

33. The Plaintiff states that the CBC would not have ignored its mandate and the standing of a candidate if he or she were a member of the Liberal Party or the newly merged Conservative parties or the Bloc Quebecois Party or the Green Party or the New Democratic Party without expecting to deal with legions of lawyers. CBC had no legal right whatsoever to ignore the Plaintiff merely because he was an Independent. In fact the mandate of CBC as a publicly owned broadcaster dictates that he must not be ignored whether he be a member of a powerful political party or not. With regards to this complaint, on June 24, 2004 there were many journalists inside the legislative properties of NB not just CBC. They published nothing about the Plaintiff of his running for public office or his being barred or even after their blogger friend, Charles Leblanc certainly did.

34. The Plaintiff states that in June of 2006 Charles Leblanc was also barred from the same legislative properties but not the Public Documents Building on the UNB campus. More importantly the Sergeant-at-Arms was clever enough not to sign or date the English only document this time. Thus Charles Leblanc who usually demands things in French from the government when he is in trouble was never barred at all. The CBC immediately reported the barring of Charles Leblanc falsely claiming that the Sergeant-at-Arms had signed the Barring Notice. CBC wrote the Sergeant-at-Arms admitted that he had barred about six others but did not disclose as to who they were. CBC did not ask who who the other citizens were because they knew they would have to name the Plaintiff as well. Many people have protested the barring of Charles Leblanc and a petition to have it revoked was placed in the public record of the legislative assembly to no avail. In 2006 Charles Leblanc was arrested in Saint John and in 2011 in Fredericton. In 2009 and 2012 the FPF arrested their blogging friend Charles Leblanc on the legislative properties. The CBC reported each time but failed to follow up and investigate and report why the Crown refused to charge Charles Leblanc in both instances. The CBC knows that as soon as the Plaintiff contacted the politicians and police to remind them that he would appreciate being called to testify at Charles Leblanc’s trial as a hostile but ethical witness about the barring actions of the Crown it would never go forward with the charges. Leblanc was arrested by the FPF two other times in recent years and he is on trial right now. The CBC knows the Plaintiff has talked to members of the RCMP, the FPF, the Saint John Police Force, the Miramichi Police Force and the Edmundston Police Force who were investigating Leblanc for various reasons since 2006. The police usually denied knowing who the Plaintiff was as they refused to answer his emails. The Plaintiff knows the reason why Charles Leblanc was barred from legislative property. He agrees with the Crown doing so but it failed to allow the nasty blogger the right to due process of law just like it did with and several others. He has never understood why the Crown has not charged Leblanc under sections 300 and 319 of the Criminal Code in lieu of arresting him for protesting too loudly or possible child porn or trespass or punching an equally nasty poetic beggar.

35. The Plaintiff states that by the end of November of 2004 a lawyer in the employ of the Attorney General of NB had answered him in writing and the FPF, two lawyers, the Mayor and a city councilor of Fredericton had some very serious email exchanges with the Plaintiff. The only responses to the Plaintiff about the breach of his right to peaceful assembly came from the (NBPC) on September 14, 2004 acknowledging his complaint (File no 2110-04-11) and two letters byway of email from the FPF. On September 30, 2004 a Staff Sergeant of the FPF wrote that he was in possession of the complaint and requested evidence to support the Plaintiff’s statement that he had been barred from the legislative properties for “political reasons not legal reasons” The Plaintiff responded and suggested that the FPF listen to the tape of the interview he had with the NBPC and study all the evidence he gave to the NBPC in the presence of a lawyer as a witness. The Staff Sergeant responded on October 29, 2004 stating that he had detailed reports from fellow members of the FPF and he had interviewed the Sergeant-at-Arms. He claimed that his fellow police officers acted appropriately and he would inform the Chief of the FPF that he did not have sufficient cause under the Police Act to investigate the complaint the Plaintiff registered with the NBPC against the FPF. The Plaintiff pointed out that the conflict of interest but grateful the FPF acknowledged the incident. The Mayor of Fredericton found no humour in that fact and sent the Plaintiff many emails within minutes no doubt in an effort to overload his email account. In 2003 the Plaintiff had demanded the Crown investigate the actions of RCMP now the RCMP should do the same with the Crown because that para-military police force has jurisdiction everywhere in Canada including all public and private property controlled by the Crown even military bases. The words of the Sergeant-at-Arms, Commissionaires and police were witnessed by only the Plaintiff. A legal action about their offences against his rights under the Charter would boil down to their word against his. Evidence was required because he was outnumbered and attacked by people the Crown employed to understand the law. It was doubtful they would act ethically and until June 16, 2006 the Crown refused to put anything in writing to prove this claim about the fact that the Plaintiff is barred from parliamentary properties.

36. The Plaintiff states that the Crown is aware that far greater offences have been practiced within the Capital District of NB by the FPF and the RCMP against the Plaintiff. Many servants of the Crown have challenged him to seek relief in a Canadian provincial court. The Plaintiff will not oblige Crown attorneys of thier desires he will file in a court of a country at a time he chooses. Time is on the Plaintiff’s side even though he getting old and was finally allowed to collect his Canada Pension. His children and grandchildren are still very young. Whatever was done against the Plaintiff was done against his Clan as well. All of the Plaintiff’s heirs are Canadian citizens and two of them are American citizens as well. The Crown, INTERPOL and the American law enforcement authorities cannot deny that there is no statute of limitations on certain crimes. The problem the Plaintiff is finding an ethical journalist to report about the legal actions that he and the Crown have already been involved in since 1982.

37. The Plaintiff states that in October of 2004 if the Staff Sergeant of the FPF had listened to the tape of his interview with the NBPC and studied the documents they have in their possession he would not have been so quick to dismiss the Plaintiff and his concerns in such a fashion. Their many lawyers hardly ever allow corrupt police officers to admit that the Plaintiff exists or put their malice towards him in writing. The Plaintiff had explained to the NBPC what transpired on June 24th, 2004. To explain briefly the police should have known instantly the Sergeant-at-Arms actions were for political reasons as soon as he turned in the guest pass and picked up his documents as he stepped outside the building. While the Plaintiff was inside the legislative building he spoke to only three employees two Commissionaires and the librarian. He did not interfere with the proceedings in the House as he watched the MLAs and their assistants from the gallery, some of whom he knew personally. He did notice political pundits in the building. One Cabinet Minister’s assistant had been following him for a couple of days. His political foes wanted him off the property immediately but they knew that he was not shy of litigation if the Crown attempted to place a malicious charge against him. Therefore they elected the Sergeant-at-Arms to try bully the Plaintiff.

38. The Plaintiff states that he satisfied himself as to the reasons behind the blatant malice once he asked Sergeant-at-Arms and the police three questions as follows:

(1) The Plaintiff first asked was why he was being barred from the legislative property. The Sergeant-at-Arms falsely claimed in front of the police that the Plaintiff had tried to serve documents on somebody inside the parliamentary building. The Commissionaires and police knew that was untrue because they all witnessed the fact that the Plaintiff had left all the documents in his possession with the Commissionaire at the entrance before he was allowed into the building and they all watched him pick up the same documents as he turned in a visitor’s pass after he was asked to step outside of the building.

(2) The second question was to the police to see if they agreed to the false claim of the Sergeant-at-Arms and if they would identify themselves. After the Sergeant-at-Arms said something quickly in French and both police officers stated that they agreed with him but only one would state his name and rank.

(3) The Plaintiff then asked the Sergeant-at-Arms and the police if they thought they had jurisdiction over him. They all said yes but refused to take any documents from the Plaintiff just as the Deputy Prime Minister suggested.

39. The Plaintiff states that three people who were mentioned during the aforesaid meeting with the NBPC were Charles Leblanc, Byron Prior and the most wanted American gangster Whitey Bulger. All three were well aware of the Plaintiff and his actions. More importantly the NBPC were made well aware of the RCMP’s knowledge of his possession of many American police surveillance wiretap tapes. The NBPC were shown the very same tapes that he had promised to give to the Suffolk County District Attorney in the Dorchester District Court of Boston Massachusetts before a hearing to discuss an illegal summons to answer a malicious unsigned criminal complaint (Docket no. 0407CR004623). When the Plaintiff did so he was falsely imprisoned under the charges of “other”.

40. The Plaintiff states that an NBPC Commissioner did ask if they should take the original wiretap tapes. The Plaintiff said no and that the RCMP already had some but the NBPC could make copies of the ones before them. The NBPC declined and said they did not have jurisdiction over the RCMP and that they only wished to investigate why the FPF had threatened to arrest him on June 24th, 2004.

41. The Plaintiff states that read a few legal actions involving the NBPC. He truly believes that NBPC has a mandate to oversee the actions of the RCMP in the employ of municipalities and the government of NB. On April 12, 2013 an employee denied that the NBPC it has any concerns with the RCMP, so he forwarded the NBPC a judgment with an important statement. Whenever he called the NBPC afterwards she did not allow him to speak to anyone and denied receiving any emails even though several were published on the Internet. The judgment pertains to Miramichi Agricultural Exhibition Association Ltd. v. Chatham (Town) 1995 CanLII 3862 (NB QB). The statement reads as follows:

“Section 20 of the Police Act authorizes the Police Commission to assess the adequacy of each police force and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and determine whether each municipality and the Province is discharging its responsibility for the maintenance of an adequate level of policing.”

42. The Plaintiff states that in 2014 a confidential letter from the lawyer who is now the chair of the NBPC was published by Charles Leblanc. Within the aforesaid letter by a lawyer who was an officer in the Canadian Forces when the Plaintiff was illegally barred in 2004 explained why he and some other unnamed lawyers claimed that the Chief of the FPF and the NBPC did not have jurisdiction over the legislative properties in order to investigate the wrongs of the members of FPF under the Police Act. The lawyers claimed that whereas the police were acting under the orders of the Sergeant-at-Arms the immunity afforded them by parliamentary privilege would be undermined if the Chief of the FPF and the NBPC upheld the law and the Charter.

43. The Plaintiff states that as soon as he read the aforesaid letter he had a deeper understanding as to why the NBPC and the FPF had ignored his concerns for ten years and have refused to answer hard copy or an email or even come to the phone or return a call for ten years. He did manage to talk the lawyer who wrote the letter. The lawyer just like another lawyer who was the Chair of the NBPC since 2004 was offended that the Plaintiff would dare to call his law office instead of the NBPC. They both knew the reason was because every time he called the NBPC, the Commissioners and their executive directors were never available. They definitely did not return calls or answer emails from the Plaintiff. The assistant who had denied receiving any emails during his last conversation with her in May of 2015 said that NBPC was never going to talk to him again. It appears the NBPC believe that parliamentary privileges extend to them as well. Whether or not that is true the NBPC must agree that the RCMP have no civilian oversight whatsoever and that it is the only police force that has jurisdiction to investigate the actions of the Crown on parliamentary properties, the Canadian Forces and their semi-retired cohorts within the Corps of Commissionaires. It appears to the Plaintiff that the NBPC will not investigate the RCMP and in return the RCMP will not investigate them. However, they do report to the Crown and the Crown answers to the citizens it purportedly serves and protects.

44. The Plaintiff states that claimed parliamentary privileges of public officials are not above the rule of law just because some unnamed lawyers deem it to be so. Some of the privileges parliamentarians lay claim to cannot be found in the Constitution or any other Act. They are implied by longstanding parliamentary traditions and seldom challenged in a court of law.

45. The Plaintiff states that claimed parliamentary privileges must not be exercised secretly by the Crown against a citizen of an open and just democracy because he visited parliamentary properties while exercising his rights under the Charter and attempting to unseat its political friends. He vividly recalls the last encounter with the Sergeant-at-Arms that caused the Crown to create a “Barring Notice”.

46. The Plaintiff states that on or about March 24th, 2006 he went to the Office of the Conflict of Interest Commissioner of NB to give him the same documents he had promised the Commissioner of Federal Judicial Affairs, the Clerk of the Privy Council, Independent MP Andre Arthur, Independent MLA Tanker O’Malley and many others. The Commissionaire guarding door would not allow him in the building or take the documents. The Sergeant-at-Arms must have been notified because he was soon to appear and threatened to have the Plaintiff arrested again. He asked why this time. The Sergeant-at-Arms said he had already been warned to stay off legislative property. The Plaintiff pointed out the fact that he was not on the legislative property across the street but if the Crown wished to press false charges against him the police should be called then he would look forward to arguing the Sergeant-at-Arms in a court of law. The Sergeant-at-Arms claimed that they were standing on parliamentary property but did not call the police.

47. The Plaintiff states that he then informed the Sergeant-at-Arms if he thought he had a legal right to bar a citizen from parliamentary properties he should have the Crown put the reasons to do so in writing just like the NBPC had demanded of him when he complained of the Sergeant-at-Arms and the FPF about their malevolent actions against him two years before. There was no response from the Sergeant-at-Arms to that simple statement.

48. The Plaintiff states that he then asked the Sergeant-at-Arms in front of witnesses if he still thought he had jurisdiction over him on King Street and the response was yes. So the Plaintiff gave him the documents and a CD destined for the Conflict of Interest Commissioner and demanded an answer in writing. The Sergeant-at-Arms took the documents but refused to sign a receipt for them. He tried to take picture but the Sergeant-at-Arms crossed King Street and around the corner too quickly. The Plaintiff received no answer from Conflict of Interest Commissioner about his concerns. He called and emailed a copy of the cover letter to the Commissioner’s office to see if it received his documents and was ignored. The Commissionaire watching that day knows who took the documents.

49. The Plaintiff states that whereas there was no federal oversight of the securities exchange business and no civilian oversight of the RCMP, he took his concerns to the highest officials of each province who represented their governments and the Crown. By the end of July in 2005, he emailed and called the offices of the Premiers and Lieutenant Governors eight provinces. The Premier of Alberta did speak to the Plaintiff after he staged a parade on Wall Street in order to promote his province and that conversation did not go well. In early August 2005 he met the Alberta Premier’s challenge and included all provinces in their argument. The Premiers and Lieutenant Governors received by way of their Attorney General hard copy of many documents and a CD similar to those acknowledged by the Governor General and the Lieutenant Governors of NB and NL in 2004. They were sent by registered US mail (signature required). Since that time not one Lieutenant Governor, Attorney General or Premier has responded to the Plaintiff other than the occasional insulting email. Over the past ten years the offices of the Attorney Generals for Nova Scotia, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta, British Columbia and Newfoundland admitted on the telephone that his documents are in their files. However, not one would person was willing to explain why and who had determined his communication and evidence did not deserve an answer. The offices of the Attorney Generals for Canada, Ontario, Quebec and Prince Edward Island denied having anything from the Plaintiff. Those offices could not explain how registered mail sent signature required to their boss could get lost. Ten years later several provinces are attempting to join with the other provinces to oversee the securities exchange business through one corporation. The Crown must admit that corruption can be the only reason why all the Attorney Generals in Canada would continue to ignore a Canadian whistleblower’s documents that employees and Inspector Generals of the US Treasury Dept. and agents of the Crown in the United Kingdom have acknowledged beginning in January of 2002. All of the Attorney Generals of Canada should have noticed that the Plaintiff was capable of creating and arguing lawsuits against the Attorney General of Massachusetts and embarrassing the US Attorney when he attempted to make the complaints illegally evaporate “Ex Parte”. This complaint proves this statement is true.

50. The Plaintiff states that he has had many conversations with many Canadian law enforcement authorities etc. about his documentation etc. and he was usually the one to make first contact. However, in 2008 he was rather surprised when the office of the Auditor General of Canada called him on their own accord not long after he had received a response from the Commission of Public Sector Integrity to a complaint he made in 2007. The person who called was very elusive about the reason the Auditor General was contacting him but he gathered from the brief conversation someone was talking to the Commission of Public Sector Integrity. So he called the lawyer who just sent him the very strange response to see if she had changed her mind. She recognized the Plaintiff voice even though it had been six months since they had talked and asked him to hold the line. Thus the Plaintiff surmised she was expecting his call. Apparently she was because the Plaintiff was surprised once again when a man who would not identify himself came on the line claiming to be corporate security and threatened to have him arrested if the Plaintiff ever called their Commission again. The Plaintiff was not surprised to hear in late 2010 that the Auditor General had been auditing the Commission of Public Sector Integrity. The Plaintiff contacted the person in charge of the Freedom of Information to see if the Auditor General had his complaint. He was not surprised to see the Office of Auditor General claim that they did not have his file. What surprised him was the fact that Auditor General dared to deny it in writing.

51. The Plaintiff states that the Crown is well aware that the last responses that he received from the Office of the Auditor General, the Privy Council Office, the Commission of Public Complaints Against the RCMP, the Commission of Public Sector Integrity and actions of the RCMP against the Plaintiff in 2014 and 2015 have caused him quit looking for ethical conduct to come from anyone employed in the public service of Canada. In March of 2015 byway of an ethical lawyer in British Columbia the Plaintiff, the Commissioner of the RCMP and his legal department that whereas the RCMP has refused to investigate itself then it should at least stop harassing his family and wait to this lawsuit and his next one.

52. The Plaintiff states that from July of 1982 until July of 2008 the wrongful actions of the Crown and its cohorts against him were usually covert and very difficult to prove because it typically involved the word of the several police officers against his alone. The Crown should have noticed that amongst the documents that the Plaintiff provided it in 2004 there are two documents from the Attorney General of NY. One document was labeled “Re corruption” (reference no. 04/000233). The Plaintiff forwarded the Attorney General of Canada amongst others emails containing his recent communications in 2015 with the Attorney General of NY about that file. The Crown should be aware that the Attorney General of NY in 2004 became the Governor of NY and that he was arrested by the FBI in 2008 while he was outside of his jurisdiction in the US Capital but never prosecuted for any offence. The RCMP falsely arrested the Plaintiff when he returned to the Capital District of NB shortly afterwards. The RCMP practiced their wrongs on private property without a warrant or due process of law and never placed any charges against the Plaintiff as well. The downturn of the stock market in NY within months of both arrests caused a major worldwide recession. On October 8, 2008 the Plaintiff finally received an answer from the Prime Minister of Iceland whose Canadian Ambassador received exactly the same documents the Speaker in the House of Commons received in May of 2006 that his Sergeant-At- Arms refused to answer. In December of 2008 Bernie Madoff was arrested by the FBI in NY and by March of 2008 the US Attorney in NY and the SEC in Washington admitted in writing that the Plaintiff was involved in the Madoff matter and that his documents had been filed under seal and against the Plaintiff’s wishes. On September 8, 2015, the Office of the Inspector General of the SEC sent the Plaintiff and email suggesting that the Plaintiff file a new complaint within their website. The Plaintiff was quick to inform the SEC and many law enforcement authorities in Canada of his indignation as the news broke about the possible criminal actions of KPMG, the very auditors he was complaining of with regards to his family’s interests and the Madoff matter. The Plaintiff as usual has been ignored as of this date. However the Plaintiff has noticed a sudden upturn in visits to websites where his words and work are published. It is no coincidence.

53. The Plaintiff states that the Crown cannot deny that the Arar matter proved that the Canadian and American law enforcement authorities have had an agreement to share their questionable information and that Canadians do suffer from their unconfirmed suspicions. The very same law enforcement authorities attacked a whistleblower when he gave them irrefutable evidence to cause an investigation of their wrongs. A recent judgment of the Supreme Court of Canada (SCC), Wakeling v United States of America, 2014 SCC 72, allows the RCMP to share their surveillance wiretap tapes of Canadian citizens with Americans. However, the RCMP and the FBI etc. do not wish to deal with American wiretap tapes of a mob that definitely practices its crimes across many borders. The lawyer working for the Plaintiff’s wife in a sincere effort to see justice served sent several of the original wiretap tapes to a US Senator who was a chair of the US Judiciary Committee after polling day for the election of the 39th Parliament. The lawyer did so on or about day the Governor General witnessed the first Conservative Cabinet Ministers of the current Canadian government swear an oath to the Crown. The Plaintiff sent proof of this statement to many members of the 39th Parliament before a confidence vote on its first budget. An opposition member acknowledged it but ignored it and only answered in a fashion that his opinions about sending the Canadian Forces into combat agreed with the Plaintiff’s.

54. The Plaintiff states that the Crown is well aware that until July 15th, 1982 the Plaintiff held a great respect for her servants in the RCMP. The Crown cannot deny that he explained the reasons for his change of mind with regards to the RCMP in his communications to the Commissioner of the RCMP, the FBI, the US Treasury Department and the Canadian Department of Foreign Affairs and International Trade (DFAIT) amongst many others byway of fax and certified US Mail in November and December of 2003. As the Plaintiff stated in paragraph 3 his ire was raised when the Deputy Prime Minister chose to acknowledge his concerns only after he received acknowledgment of a complaint on file with the US Department of Homeland Security.

55. The Plaintiff states that he knew in September of 2004 that the Crown and the Americans were never going to uphold the law in regards to his concerns as he saw his tracked US Mail to DFAIT being forwarded elsewhere and his tracked mail to the RCMP evaporated from the Canada Post records. Furthermore his home phone line was cut right after Byron Prior notified him he was being much harassed and his American lawyer Barry Bachrach called to say that recent actions of the FBI and others had frightened him and that for the benefit of his family he was staying away from the Plaintiff and not going to court with on October 1, 2004. The Plaintiff expecting foul play prepared his wife to notify his Septs who held his Durable Power of Attorney and to visit Josie Maguire, the same person in the Canadian Consulate in Boston whom he sent his documents to on December 16, 2003. On October 1, 2004 a judge acted ethically and recused himself after witnessing the Plaintiff sign an affidavit and file it in the docket of the court along with hundreds of supporting documents proving the malicious prosecution by a layman clerk with no mandate to create a criminal prosecution. On September 3, 2003, the Plaintiff gave the police surveillance wiretap tapes that he had shown to the NBPC to the Suffolk County District Attorney before he stood before a sub municipal court to demand that it prove jurisdiction to hear a criminal prosecution involving a prison term and what right did a clerk have to summon a Canadian citizen across an international border to answer unknown criminal charges after the Boston Police would not discuss anything with him and the District Attorney claimed in writing that they were not involved in the matter. The court then changed its plan and he was called before another judge who read the affidavit and immediately sent the Plaintiff to jail held under the charges of “other” in solitary confinement with no chance of bail. The actions of the Plaintiff’s wife in Boston and his Septs in Canada caused a member of the RCMP and Josie Maguire to meet with him inside the American jail to advise him that they could not help him and because he must obey the laws of other countries he visits and then gave him an amazing document signed by a judge that had been faxed to them by the very clerk who had him falsely imprisoned.

56. The Plaintiff states that in response he thanked the Crown’s representatives in the USA for the proof of malice and showed them a faxed copy of the letter from the Governor General dated September 11, 2004 that he had received just before his home phone line was cut. He informed them that perhaps the Crown should expect a few lawsuits against it in Canada and the USA then dismissed them.

57. The Plaintiff states that the Crown and the Americans have always demanded that the Plaintiff keep his interactions in confidence with the RCMP, the FBI, the US Treasury Dept. and other secretive law enforcement authorities. The Plaintiff as a whistleblower about financial crimes proved that he did keep his concerns with the federal agents in Canada and the USA in confidence until Canada Day 2002 when he began filing his exhibits supporting two lawsuits in an American court. He continued to keep in confidence with the FBI the fact that he was in possession of hundreds of police surveillance wiretap tapes until April 1, 2003 when the US Secret Service and the Milton Police Department appeared at his door in the middle of the night with false allegations of a presidential threat and threatening extraordinary rendition because the Plaintiff was a foreign national just like Maher Arar. The Plaintiff called the RCMP headquarters the following day to inquire if they were informed about the visit the night before by the Secret Service. Some lady who claimed she was a lawyer said the RCMP knew all about the Plaintiff. She hung the phone when she was asked if the RCMP had listened to the police surveillance wiretap tapes he had given to the FBI. The conversation with the RCMP lawyer caused the Plaintiff to begin sharing a true copy of only one wiretap tape with hundreds of members of the bar and other law enforcement authorities in Canada and the USA. He has received an incredible number of incompetent responses. He only sent a few of the responses with the Crown thus far. There are many more.

58. The Plaintiff states that it is important to inform the Federal Court what is on the CD that the Governor General’s office acknowledged having two copies of in paragraph 8. It is a true copy of an American police surveillance wiretap tape.

59. The Plaintiff states that in his opinion he sees no harm in it being heard in public in Federal Court. He published copies of it in two American Internet domains in 2008 after the RCMP falsely arrested him and attempted to have him certified as mentally ill. The actions of the RCMP caused the Crown to have the problem the American’s have had since 2004 when they tried the same malicious trick rather than uphold the law. The problem is that the Plaintiff’s health has no bearing on irrefutable hard evidence. He should not be in possession of police surveillance wiretap tapes that offend the civil rights of many American citizens. With regards to this complaint about being illegally barred from parliamentary properties, the plaintiff must point out that the Commissioner of the RCMP and the Minister of Public Safety knew of the American police surveillance wiretap tapes in 2003. Furthermore in 2004 the RCMP and a catholic priest had several original wiretap tapes and the FPF, the NBPC, many members of the bar and public officials received a true copy of CDs the Governor General acknowledged before the Plaintiff was falsely imprisoned in the USA. The aforesaid problem is getting worse because every day more people around the world are aware of the wiretap tapes and two of the tapes have been downloaded a number of times by unknown parties. The Plaintiff cannot take them back even if he wanted to. The public has always taken far more interest about what is recorded on the wiretap tapes than his whistleblowing efforts about financial crimes but that could change anytime. Sooner or later someone will recognize who the people recorded on the tapes are and it may generate many lawsuits in the USA without involving the Plaintiff but has many more he has yet to reveal. The Plaintiff still has a number of wiretap tapes in his possession and several were stolen by the FPF along with his motorcycle. Other tapes are scattered about in Canada and the USA with people he trusts far more than any member of the RCMP or the FBI. Others tapes are hidden. Many of the wiretap tapes were no longer in the Plaintiff’s possession for over ten years. He made certain no one gave him any idea as to where most of the wiretap tapes are hidden but he secured the proof of the wiretap tapes he had given to the RCMP and various law enforcement authorities placed in the public record of American courts and that his former lawyer sent to a US Senator.

60. The Plaintiff states that before he left the USA, the Plaintiff made the people he trusts far more than any other Yankee promise that the tapes would surface if his American family were in jeopardy. It was no longer safe for a family to live with its father in the USA or Canada, too many corrupt law enforcement authorities and lawyers working for mobsters knew he had the wiretap tapes. It was not his fault that his family lost their interests because of the illegal actions of family lawyers and their friends within the justice system. The Plaintiff did the best he could in his Clan’s defence of their homes and interests. He will die with a clear conscience about that fact. However, he knew if his Clan suffered in any fashion because of his actions trying to compel the RCMP and FBI to act ethically it would be his fault because he knew the federal agents in Canada and the USA were infinitely corrupt since 1982 when they began to call him a drug dealer etc.

61. The Plaintiff states that he and his wife agree that they should have moved to Canada as they planned when they wed in 1991 but it was a common decision to stay put in the USA. Simply put, the wiretap tapes that put his Clan in jeopardy also offered the only way that a proud but bankrupt father could protect his Clan in his forced absence from the people he loves far more than life itself. Eleven years later quite a number of the Yankee mobsters and their lawyers are now dead or imprisoned. More importantly, the Plaintiff’s children are now adults and live separately. The Plaintiff sees no need to keep any of the wiretap tapes in confidence anymore. After the election of the 42nd Parliament, he will begin publishing more wiretap tapes in the public domain. He will copyright them and consider them a form of entertainment about true history of the mob and offer them for sale. Any settlement of any future lawsuit about his knowledge of financial crimes and his Clan’s stolen assets will be for their benefit and that of their children. Their lawyers will need their father’s records in order to assist them to that end. The Crown must understand that this complaint is one many actions that are part of his records. The wiretap tapes insure that there will be no statute of limitations. With regards to this complaint, the Plaintiff reminds the Crown of paragraph 48 and the Sergeant-at-Arms took a CD and documents.

62. The Plaintiff states that the Clerk of Federal Court in the Capital District of NB for reasons he will never understand mailed the documents back to him instead of mailing them to the Commissioner of Federal Judicial Affairs who was expecting them. So the Plaintiff called that Commissioner’s office and then emailed a digital copy of the cover letter and the clerk’s response and was ignored as well.

63. The Plaintiff states that with regards to this complaint the Crown should obey Section 18(2) of the Charter and serve the document in two official languages. The “Barring Notice” should state who, when and why he was found to be in “Contempt of the House”. The Crown should not try to intimidate a citizen with a threat of arrest for an implied breach of a contract about trespass on public property not agreed to by him. The Crown should have published a proper “Barring Notice” in the Royal Gazette so that all Canadians could read it before attempting to arrest and charge any citizen for exercising his right to freedom of assembly in and around the most important public properties of all Canada.

64. The Plaintiff states that in 2004 during his research of the Crown barring citizens from parliamentary property, he found mention of Louis Riel being barred from the House of Commons despite the fact he had been democratically elected to the membership therein. However, the Plaintiff could not find anything within the Charter or the Constitution Act, 1967 or the Parliament of Canada Act, or the Criminal Code about how the Crown could take such an action against a citizen who had not been charged and found guilty with breaking an applicable law first. He recorded his opinion of the Crown barring citizens within the cover letters accompanying the documents sent to the Governor General, the Prime Minister, a Canadian Senator, the Arar Inquiry, the Chief Electoral Officer of Canada, the Premier, Attorney General, Speaker of the House and Lieutenant Governor of NB, and the Premier and Lieutenant Governor of Newfoundland and Labrador (NL) and many others. All the public officials ignored the subject of barring.

65. The Plaintiff states that in the summer of 2004 Byron Prior a Canadian citizen told the Plaintiff that he too was barred under threat of arrest from the legislative building of NL. Many parliamentarians knew that the Plaintiff supported Byron Prior’s pursuit of justice but he did not share his support of two newly merged federal Conservative parties. In return Byron Prior did not support his candidacy in the election of the 38th Parliament. They remained friends until April of 2005. They did not consider Byron Prior’s barring a coincidence so they decided to include Byron Prior in the Plaintiff’s matters in order to show their support of each other’s concerns about justice for their families. The Plaintiff has monitored Byron Prior’s actions ever since although they are no longer friends. Byron Prior enjoyed receiving a copy of one response in particular and he and his associates used copies of some the Plaintiff’s documents within at least five legal actions.

66. The Plaintiff states that the response from the Lieutenant Governor of NL is contrary to the opinions of the Deputy Prime Minister of Canada and the Attorney General of NB. Clearly he believed that the Attorney General of his province had the power to have crimes investigated. The text of the letter Crown’s vice regal representative in NL is as follows:
GOVERNMENT HOUSE
Newfoundland and Labrador
“September 10th, 2004

Dear Mr. Amos:

The Lieutenant Governor has asked me to acknowledge receipt of your letter dated 2 September, addressed directly to him, the Honourable Danny Williams, the Honourable John Crosbie and Mr. Brian Furey. He has asked me to tell you that he has neither the authority nor the responsibility over matters such as those raised in your letter and the associated material.

Accordingly at his instructions, I have sent the material to the Honourable Thomas Marshall, QC, the Attorney General and Minister of Justice for Newfoundland and Labrador, with the request that he take whatever further action he considers necessary and appropriate to deal with it.

Sincerely yours,
Leona Harvey
Secretary to Lieutenant Governor”

67. The Plaintiff states that in 2004 the 37th Parliament and many others in NB and NL were informed that he knew of Byron Prior and Charles Leblanc and that he supported their pursuit of justice byway of the social media. He called his fellow Maritimers after reading their words about politicians and listened to the reasons why they were collecting social assistance and could not afford computers. They did not care about his concerns with politicians but he believed them and offered his assistance by giving them computers. The Plaintiff asked that they publish the truth about his actions and to serve politicians copies of his documents. Leblanc publicly insulted the Plaintiff after receiving his computer and stole documents he promised to give to the Attorney General of NB and gave them to his activist friends instead. Leblanc was asked why behaved in such a fashion and he wrote back that he thought he was being funny and stated that he was not a sheriff then sent an email asking if the Plaintiff was a fair comparison to his dog. That email convinced the Plaintiff that Leblanc was a Conservative insider because he had apparently read a letter sent to the Attorney General. It did not take the Plaintiff long to figure out who his activist friends were because Leblanc had forwarded their email address along with pictures of his dog. Prior was difficult to deal with but he was true to his word. It was he who delivered the documents to the parties named in paragraph 53. In 2005 Prior was sued for libel within his website. The Plaintiff wrote his defence and counterclaim and it remained on the Internet until 2010. Prior’s one website had more visitors than all the blogs of Leblanc until late 2006 when the New York Times reported that a judge found Leblanc not guilty in a criminal trial and considered him to be a legitimate journalist. As the readership of his blog soared, Leblanc and all politicians became much better friends. In 2007 the Irving media empire complained of the Plaintiff and Leblanc to Google and Yahoo. In response the Plaintiff’s blog, two email accounts and all his legal documents stored within Yahoo’s domain were deleted. Leblanc’s blog was deleted then restored. The FPF arrested Leblanc again in 2012. The Plaintiff reminded the Crown of a judgment of Byron Prior finding Section 301 of the Criminal Code unconstitutional and law professors came to Leblanc’s aid. The Plaintiff caused Leblanc’s “other personality” blog to be deleted not the FPF.

68. The Plaintiff states that the Crown is well aware of three legal actions against Byron Prior. One action is a civil lawsuit for libel filed in Supreme Court of NL in January of 2005 against Byron Prior by a MP and that a publication ban was placed on the matter immediately. Two are criminal prosecutions of Byron Prior for libel. One prosecution under section 301 of the Criminal Code was found to be unconstitutional in 2008. The Plaintiff was falsely imprisoned by the RCMP in a mental ward of a hospital after he spread the word that the Crown had lost. The Plaintiff does not know the judgment in the second trial under section 300. He does know that in 2009 Byron Prior filed some of the Plaintiff’s documents in the docket before he was imprisoned in a mental hospital until early 2010.

69. The Plaintiff states that it was not logical that Crown considered Byron Prior’s actions on the legislative properties in NL criminal. The Crown was arresting and prosecuting him in NL while the RCMP were issuing him permits to do exactly the same thing in front of the House of Commons for months at a time from the spring of 2006 to at least the spring 2011. The Crown prosecutes and defends all criminal actions at a provincial and federal level. If the Crown was sincere in its prosecution of Byron Prior it should have arrested him on the grounds of the House of Commons in the spring of 2006. Instead the Crown had the RCMP and a lawyer whom the Plaintiff ran against in the election of the 38th Parliament investigate Byron Prior’s concerns at the request of his MP (Later appointed a Senator) and the Minister of Justice (Who his left seat in the 41st Parliament midterm as Minister of Public Safety and was appointed to be a judge).

70. The Plaintiff states that with regards to this complaint he knows for certain that because of his association with Byron Prior in early 2004 the Crown has had a conflict of interest that affects the interests of nearly all the federal and provincial political parties of Canada. The Crown is well aware that a law firm of a former Premier and a MP of NL represented Byron Prior in the past. The Prime Minister and his current Attorney General are well aware the Plaintiff published copies of letters from them to Byron Prior as they sat in opposition of the 37th Parliament.

71. The Plaintiff states that in his opinion banning the publication of legal documents after a public official sues a citizen for libel or when the Crown decides to prosecute the same citizen twice for libel does not serve the public interest and raises many questions about the actions of the Crown. Whereas the Plaintiff truly believes such actions only serve to protect the Crown and public officials from being embarrassed by their words and deeds since 2002 he has published on the Internet every document involving him that he has deemed necessary to expose the public corruption just like Byron Prior did beginning in 2002. That was how Byron Prior discovered the Plaintiff and contacted him in early 2004 and the Plaintiff discovered and contacted Charles Leblanc in Fredericton NB and later introduced them to Werner Bock of NB and his concerns. The Plaintiff believes that is why the Crown bars and imprisons its opponents who are adept with the social media. Corporate media protects privacy and never mentions the malice because like Louis Riel the Crown has deemed the poor souls to be mentally ill.

72. The Plaintiff states that in early 2006 Saga Books of Calgary, Alberta published a book about Byron Prior and the MP whom the Plaintiff ran against in 2004 and hopefully again in 2014 had researched Byron Prior’s matters. His report to the Minister of Justice in late 2006 has not been made public. More importantly the lawyer who has been the MP representing Fundy Royal for the past eleven years and that the former Minister of Public Safety acknowledged an email from the Plaintiff about Byron Prior that contained the entire text of his website before the writ was dropped for the election of the 38th Parliament. The aforesaid email exchange has been published in the Internet for eleven years. Everything on the Internet published by Byron Prior beginning in 2002 has been removed. The last comments of Byron Prior that the Plaintiff could find published on the Internet was within a few videos a “Freeman” character named Max published within the YouTube domain. It was an interview of Byron Prior as he was protesting on the grounds of the House of Commons the day after the Prime Minister was found in “Contempt of Parliament” and his most contemptuous minority mandate became a matter of history. His majority mandate is history and the Plaintiff seeks relief.

73. The Plaintiff states that he did see a comment posted in a public Facebook of one of Byron Prior’s many associates in British Colombia claiming that Byron Prior had been arrested in Ottawa in 2012 as had several other of his associates across Canada for various reasons during 2012. The whereabouts of Byron Prior are not known to the Plaintiff but he does know that Charles Leblanc lives one block up the same street as the Federal Court in Fredericton is located. Leblanc is being prosecuted by the Crown and suing the FPF at the same time. It is unlikely he would move far from the city soon. If the Crown wishes to argue this complaint Byron Prior and Charles Leblanc should be summoned to testify about what they know of this matter and of their being illegally barred from parliament properties as well. Failing that the Plaintiff has collected a large amount of documentation including documents, videos and webpages etc. He can provide byway of digital media much evidence for the Crown to review about the concerns of Byron Prior and Charles Leblanc and their association with the Plaintiff and many others.

74. The Plaintiff states that in June of 2009 while Byron Prior was before the court a supporter of his, Robin Reid informed the Plaintiff that she was barred from the legislative properties of Alberta and while visiting a constituency office of a MP she had been arrested by the RCMP and assaulted in a locked cell of a hospital in the St Albert area of Alberta. Her arrest was after her visits to the constituency offices of the Prime Minister and an Edmonton MLA. Ms. Reid forwarded her emails to and from the Prime Minister’s office, the RCMP, a former Premier and the office of the Sergeant-at-Arms and asked the Plaintiff to support her. The Plaintiff introduced himself to all the aforementioned parties in order to assist Robin Reid and they were ignored for years. In 2012 the Plaintiff discovered he could no longer assist Ms. Reid because she agreed with the actions of Neo Nazis who supported Byron Prior and Werner Bock. The RCMP and many other law enforcement authorities in Canada and the USA are well aware of the reasons why the Plaintiff is not associated with such people in any fashion other than to attack them with his written words. Neo Nazis are not worthy of further mention in this complaint against the Crown but their Zionist foe, Barry Winters is.

75. The Plaintiff states that the RCMP is well aware of the libel, sexual harassment, and death threats practiced against his family that have been published on the Internet since 2005 by fans (Trolls) who supported Byron Prior. Four Trolls who live in Alberta are Barry Winters, Dean Roger Ray, Eddy Achtem and Patrick Doran They have many “Anonymous” cohorts throughout Canada, the USA and the United Kingdom. The actions of these Trolls created an important example of cyberbullying. Law enforcement officials have ignored these Trolls because of the Plaintiff’s standing as a whistleblower exposing corruption within the justice system. The Plaintiff is aware that several people complained about their actions over the years. In fact the mother of Dean Roger Ray recently her indignation in Barry Winter’s blog. Complaints about Barry Winters can be seen on the Internet by Glen Canning and Professor Kris Wells, two politically well-connected people who complain of cyberbullying often. Proof the Edmonton Police Force (EPS), RCMP, FBI and police in the UK have been ignoring the Plaintiff’s complaints about these Trolls can also viewed on the Internet. The Plaintiff fought fire with fire but did so in a legal fashion and kept the police fully informed of his actions. The Plaintiff was successful in causing numerous egregious videos and several blogs to be taken down after doing his best to find out who the “Anonymous” people were and reporting them. He saved all the blogs and videos published about his family before the malice was removed from public view. Three Trolls who continue to attack his family and others are Dean Roger Ray, Barry Winters and one government employee. A member of the legal dept. of Edmonton tried to claim that the Plaintiff was Barry Winters then complained to the EPS about the Plaintiff’s questions about her incompetence. Professor Kris Wells, who was associated with the Police Commission of Edmonton and Glen Canning, who lost his daughter to cyberbullying, said nothing. They were content that the Plaintiff managed to convince Google’s lawyers to remove one of Barry Winters’s blogs on October 23, 2014 and say nothing about his blog within WordPress that the Troll uses to continue his libel of them and their friends. Instead Glen Canning slandered the Plaintiff within Twitter after Kris Wells sent the Plaintiff an email stating his lawyer had advised him to ignore Barry Winters and his blogs.

76. The Plaintiff states that since the fall of 2014 he has given up on the notion that any police officer or Glen Canning and Professor Kris Wells would ever act with any semblance of integrity. All their actions appear to be for the purposes of self-promotion and personal gain. Canning and Wells received the same emails that were sent to politicians and law enforcement authorities and only Barry Winters responded to all and disputed the Plaintiff’s words. The EPS in June of 2015 informed the Plaintiff that they intend to prosecute Barry Winters for sending “False Messages” instead of prosecuting for his published malice under Sections 300 and 319 of the Criminal Code. That fact must be true because since June the Plaintiff has not received any emails from Barry Winters and within his blog he has slandered the EPS and often mentions the topic of “False Messages”. In the meantime Canning and Wells ignore the Plaintiff’s common concerns while continuing to profess of their abundant knowledge of bullying to university students and anyone else who will listen to them particularly members of the corporate media. The Plaintiff saves every word of Canning and Wells that they cause to be published on the topic cyberbullying and plans to file them as his exhibits to support a lawsuit to seek relief from the cyberbullying of his Clan. He considers the blogs of Barry Winters and the videos of his associates that remain published on the Internet to be important evidence of cyberbullying that the Crown will be arguing within a provincial court of his choice after the election of the 42nd Parliament. Therefore other than remind the Crown and others that he is recording the work of the Trolls, he has not reported their malice to Google and WordPress anymore because the RCMP should have done so long ago.

77. The Plaintiff states that in June of 2015 when a member of the EPS called him four times with an anonymous telephone number asking him to stop emailing public officials about Barry Winters’s blog and to file a formal complaint. The Plaintiff was offended by the anonymous talk of “False Messages”. He refused and stated that if the questionable public officials found his emails quoting the blog of Barry Winters upsetting then the EPS and the RCMP should uphold the law and do something about it in order to protect their reputations.

78. The Plaintiff states that until the EPS member clearly identified himself with his badge number in the fourth phone call and sent a follow up email to back up his words, the Plaintiff could not know for certain that a Troll or the EPS had been calling him. The Plaintiff has a record of two fraudulent calls to him during the same period of time, one using an RCMP phone number and the other used the phone number of Dana Durnford, a well-known Troll and friend of Byron Prior. The Plaintiff returned the calls. Dana Durnford in a predictable fashion denied knowing him and hung up but the Plaintiff did discuss the malice of Trolls with an ethical member of the RCMP. The RCMP and the FBI know that anyone can access several websites based in the USA and engage their free services to harass people with. The RCMP know that some programs allow cyberbullies to pretend to be anyone by having their telephone numbers (including that of the RCMP or the EPS) appear on their victims’ phone display. The Crown knows commercial programs assist in political deceit. Recently, it sent a former assistant of the MP the Plaintiff ran against Fundy-Royal in 2004 to jail because of robo calls.

79. The Plaintiff states that he has clearly explained his intentions to sue the EPS and the RCMP many times because they have been ignoring his complaints for eight years. It was obvious to him what the EPS was trying to do with him in June was trick. The RCMP has been trying to pull the same trick on the Plaintiff since 2003. The Crown knows that if the EPS managed to secure a complaint with the Plaintiff’s signature then it would delay his lawsuit because the EPS could claim that his complaint under investigation and that the EPS could say nothing about it until the matter had concluded. The Plaintiff informed the EPS that anyone could use an anonymous phone number and claim to be anyone if it wished to talk then it should do so from an identifiable telephone line or put it in writing just like he does. In fact the Plaintiff’s family have been getting anonymous calls for many years and the police claimed they could do nothing because the malicious calls came through the Internet. The RCMP would have acted ethically if the families of public officials were subject to the harassment his Clan has suffered instead of assisting in the illegal barring from the parliamentary properties of Canada.

80. The Plaintiff states that the subject of the Crown and Internet harassment became incredibly worse in 2007 long before the demise of two Canadian teenagers caused new cyber laws to be created and promptly ignored. In 2008 while the Plaintiff’s family and friends were being much harassed within many YouTube Channels by Trolls, the RCMP in NB created a YouTube channel of its own to use as tool to catch a local arsonist. As soon as the Plaintiff made a comment about eleven incidents of arson on his friend’s farm in the same area the Plaintiff and his friend were attacked by many Troll’s within the Crown’s domain within YouTube and the RCMP only laughed at the obvious malice that they were publishing for a year without attempting to moderate the comments. In early 2009 the comments within the RCMP YouTube channel change greatly with the arrest and imprisonment of members of the Tingley family pertaining to charges of “Organized Crime”. The libel continued until Werner Bock printed all the comments within the RCMP YouTube channel and delivered hard copy of it in hand to a local office of the RCMP. Once the Plaintiff had a conversation with a member of the RCMP in Moncton NB who was investigating Bock’s complaint, the RCMP took down their video with all the comments and said nothing further about it. The Plaintiff did manage to save most of the comments digitally before they were deleted by the Trolls and the RCMP. Years later the Crown stayed the “Organized Crime” charges against the Tingleys and a publication ban was placed on their concerns about malicious prosecution. The matter was put before the Supreme Court of Canada Rodney Tingley, et al. v. Her Majesty the Queen SCC Docket no. 34107 and the Plaintiff had no idea of any outcome. However in late 2014 he did speak with some of the Tingleys and they admitted to knowing about him and his common concerns with the RCMP. One Tingley stated that their lawyers have advised them not to speak to him because of the publication ban. The same holds true with his former friend Werner Bock and Hank Temper another German who moved to NB to farm. They had trouble with the RCMP acting against them. A search on the Internet with their names and the Plaintiff’s easily proves his assistance but they will never acknowledge it as they attack the Crown, Bock byway of social media and Tepper byway of lawsuit.

81. The Plaintiff states that matters of harassment that the police refuse to investigate would have entered the realm of ridiculous in 2012 if the reasons behind the suicides of teenagers did not become well known by the corporate media. In the summer of 2012 a new member of the FPS who as a former member of the EPS had inspired a lawsuit for beating a client in Edmonton called the Plaintiff and accused him of something he could not do even if he wanted to while he was arguing many lawyers byway of emails about a matter concerning cyber stalking that was before the SCC. The member of the FPF accused the Plaintiff of calling the boss of Bullying Canada thirty times. At that time his MagicJack account had been hacked and although he could receive incoming calls, the Plaintiff could not call out to anyone. The Plaintiff freely sent the FPF his telephone logs sourced from MagicJack after his account restored without the Crown having to issue a warrant to see his telephone records. He asked the FPF and the RCMP where did the records of his phone calls to and from the FPF and the RCMP go if his account had not been hacked. The police never responded. Years later a Troll sent Dean Roger Ray a message through YouTube providing info about the Plaintiff’s MagicJack account with the correct password. Dean Roger Ray promptly posted two videos in YouTube clearly displaying the blatant violation of privacy likely to protect himself from the crime. The Plaintiff quickly pointed out the videos to the RCMP and they refused to investigate as usual. At about the same point in time the Plaintiff noticed that the CBC had published a record of a access to information requests. On the list of requests he saw his name along with several employees of CBC and the boss of Bullying Canada. The Plaintiff called the CBC to make inquiries about what he saw published on the Internet. CBC told him it was none of his business and advised him if he thought his rights had been offended to file a complaint. It appears the Plaintiff that employees of CBC like other questionable Crown Corporations such as the RCMP rely on their attorneys far too much to defend them from litigation they invite from citizens they purportedly serve. The employees of CBC named within the aforementioned and the CBC Legal Dept. are very familiar with the Plaintiff and of the Crown barring him from legislative properties while he running for public office.

82. The Plaintiff states that any politician or police officer should have seen enough of Barry Winter’s WordPress blog by June 22, 2015 particularly after the very unnecessary demise of two men in Alberta because of the incompetence of the EPS. Barry Winters was blogging about the EPS using battering ram in order to execute a warrant for a 250 dollar bylaw offence at the same time Professor Kris Wells revealed in a televised interview that the EPS member who was killed was the one investigating the cyber harassment of him. It was obvious why the police and politicians ignored all the death threats, sexual harassment, cyberbullying and hate speech of a proud Zionist who claimed to be a former CF officer who now working for the Department of National Defence (DND). It is well known that no politician in Canada is allowed to sit in Parliament as a member of the major parties unless they support Israel. Since 2002 the Plaintiff made it well known that he does not support Israeli actions and was against the American plan to make war on Iraq. On Aril 1, 2003 within two weeks of the beginning of the War on Iraq, the US Secret Service threatened to practice extraordinary rendition because false allegations of a Presidential threat were made against him by an American court. However, the Americans and the Crown cannot deny that what he said in two courts on April 1, 2003 because he published the recordings of what was truly said as soon as he got the court tapes. The RCMP knows those words can still be heard on the Internet today. In 2009, the Plaintiff began to complain of Barry Winters about something far more important to Canada as nation because of Winters’ bragging of being one of 24 CF officers who assisted the Americans in the planning the War on Iraq in 2002. In the Plaintiff’s humble opinion the mandate of the DND is Defence not Attack. He is not so naive to think that such plans of war do not occur but if Barry Winters was in fact one of the CF officers who did so then he broke his oath to the Crown the instant he bragged of it in his blog. If Winters was never an officer in the CF then he broke the law by impersonating an officer. The Plaintiff downloaded the emails of the Privy Council about Wikileaks. The bragging of Barry Winters should have been investigated in 2009 before CBC reported that documents released by WikiLeaks supported his information about Canadian involvement in the War on Iraq.

83. The Plaintiff states that now that Canada is involved in more war in Iraq again it did not serve Canadian interests and reputation to allow Barry Winters to publish the following words three times over five years after he began his bragging:

January 13, 2015
This Is Just AS Relevant Now As When I wrote It During The Debate

December 8, 2014
Why Canada Stood Tall!

Friday, October 3, 2014
Little David Amos’ “True History Of War” Canadian Airstrikes And
Stupid Justin Trudeau

Canada’s and Canadians free ride is over. Canada can no longer hide
behind Amerka’s and NATO’s skirts.

When I was still in Canadian Forces then Prime Minister Jean Chretien actually committed the Canadian Army to deploy in the second campaign in Iraq, the Coalition of the Willing. This was against or contrary to the wisdom or advice of those of us Canadian officers that were involved in the initial planning phases of that operation. There were significant concern in our planning cell, and NDHQ about of the dearth of concern for operational guidance, direction, and forces for operations after the initial occupation of Iraq. At the “last minute” Prime Minister Chretien and the Liberal government changed its mind. The Canadian government told our amerkan cousins that we would not deploy combat troops for the Iraq campaign, but would deploy a Canadian Battle Group to Afghanistan, enabling our amerkan cousins to redeploy troops from there to Iraq. The PMO’s thinking that it was less costly to deploy Canadian Forces to Afghanistan than Iraq. But alas no one seems to remind the Liberals of Prime Minister Chretien’s then grossly incorrect assumption. Notwithstanding Jean Chretien’s incompetence and stupidity, the Canadian Army was heroic, professional, punched well above it’s weight, and the PPCLI Battle Group, is credited with “saving Afghanistan” during the Panjway campaign of 2006.

What Justin Trudeau and the Liberals don’t tell you now, is that then Liberal Prime Minister Jean Chretien committed, and deployed the Canadian army to Canada’s longest “war” without the advice, consent, support, or vote of the Canadian Parliament.

What David Amos and the rest of the ignorant, uneducated, and babbling chattering classes are too addled to understand is the deployment of less than 75 special operations troops, and what is known by planners as a “six pac cell” of fighter aircraft is NOT the same as a deployment of a Battle Group, nor a “war” make.

The Canadian Government or The Crown unlike our amerkan cousins have the “constitutional authority” to commit the Canadian nation to war. That has been recently clearly articulated to the Canadian public by constitutional scholar Phillippe Legasse. What Parliament can do is remove “confidence” in The Crown’s Government in a “vote of non-confidence.” That could not happen to the Chretien Government regarding deployment to Afghanistan, and it won’t happen in this instance with the conservative majority in The Commons regarding a limited Canadian deployment to the Middle East.

President George Bush was quite correct after 911 and the terror attacks in New York; that the Taliban “occupied” and “failed state” Afghanistan was the source of logistical support, command and control, and training for the Al Quaeda war of terror against the world. The initial defeat, and removal from control of Afghanistan was vital and essential for the security and tranquility of the developed world. An ISIS “caliphate,” in the Middle East, no matter how small, is a clear and present danger to the entire world. This “occupied state,” or“failed state” will prosecute an unending Islamic inspired war of terror against not only the “western world,” but Arab states “moderate” or not, as well. The security, safety, and tranquility of Canada and Canadians are just at risk now with the emergence of an ISIS“caliphate” no matter how large or small, as it was with the Taliban and Al Quaeda “marriage” in Afghanistan.

One of the everlasting “legacies” of the “Trudeau the Elder’s dynasty was Canada and successive Liberal governments cowering behind the amerkan’s nuclear and conventional military shield, at the same time denigrating, insulting them, opposing them, and at the same time self-aggrandizing ourselves as “peace keepers,” and progenitors of “world peace.” Canada failed. The United States of Amerka, NATO, the G7 and or G20 will no longer permit that sort of sanctimonious behavior from Canada or its government any longer. And Prime Minister Stephen Harper, Foreign Minister John Baird , and Cabinet are fully cognizant of that reality. Even if some editorial boards, and pundits are not.

Justin, Trudeau “the younger” is reprising the time “honoured” liberal mantra, and tradition of expecting the amerkans or the rest of the world to do “the heavy lifting.” Justin Trudeau and his “butt buddy” David Amos are telling Canadians that we can guarantee our security and safety by expecting other nations to fight for us. That Canada can and should attempt to guarantee Canadians safety by providing “humanitarian aid” somewhere, and call a sitting US president a “war criminal.” This morning Australia announced they too, were sending tactical aircraft to eliminate the menace of an ISIS “caliphate.”

In one sense Prime Minister Harper is every bit the scoundrel Trudeau “the elder” and Jean ‘the crook” Chretien was. Just As Trudeau, and successive Liberal governments delighted in diminishing, marginalizing, under funding Canadian Forces, and sending Canadian military men and women to die with inadequate kit and modern equipment; so too is Prime Minister Stephen Harper. Canada’s F-18s are antiquated, poorly equipped, and ought to have been replaced five years ago. But alas, there won’t be single RCAF fighter jock that won’t go, or won’t want to go, to make Canada safe or safer.

My Grandfather served this country. My father served this country. My Uncle served this country. And I have served this country. Justin Trudeau has not served Canada in any way. Thomas Mulcair has not served this country in any way. Liberals and so called social democrats haven’t served this country in any way. David Amos, and other drooling fools have not served this great nation in any way. Yet these fools are more than prepared to ensure their, our safety to other nations, and then criticize them for doing so.

Canada must again, now, “do our bit” to guarantee our own security, and tranquility, but also that of the world. Canada has never before shirked its responsibility to its citizens and that of the world.

Prime Minister Harper will not permit this country to do so now

From: dnd_mdn@forces.gc.ca
Date: Fri, 27 May 2011 14:17:17 -0400
Subject: RE: Re Greg Weston, The CBC , Wikileaks, USSOCOM, Canada and the War in Iraq (I just called SOCOM and let them know I was still alive
To: david.raymond.amos@gmail.com

This is to confirm that the Minister of National Defence has received
your email and it will be reviewed in due course. Please do not reply
to this message: it is an automatic acknowledgement.

>>>>
---------- Original message ----------
From: David Amos <david.raymond.amos@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 27 May 2011 13:55:30 -0300
Subject: Re Greg Weston, The CBC , Wikileaks, USSOCOM, Canada and the War in Iraq (I just called SOCOM and let them know I was still alive
To: DECPR@forces.gc.ca, Public.Affairs@socom.mil, Raymonde.Cleroux@mpcc-cppm.gc.ca, john.adams@cse-cst.gc.ca,
william.elliott@rcmp-grc.gc.ca, stoffp1 <stoffp1@parl.gc.ca>,
dnd_mdn@forces.gc.ca, media@drdc-rddc.gc.ca, information@forces.gc.ca, milner@unb.ca, charters@unb.ca, lwindsor@unb.ca, sarah.weir@mpcc-cppm.gc.ca, birgir <birgir@althingi.is>, smari <smari@immi.is>, greg.weston@cbc.ca, pm <pm@pm.gc.ca>,
susan@blueskystrategygroup.com, Don@blueskystrategygroup.com,
eugene@blueskystrategygroup.com, americas@aljazeera.net
Cc: "Edith. Cody-Rice" <Edith.Cody-Rice@cbc.ca>, "terry.seguin"
<terry.seguin@cbc.ca>, acampbell <acampbell@ctv.ca>, whistleblower <whistleblower@ctv.ca>

I talked to Don Newman earlier this week before the beancounters David Dodge and Don Drummond now of Queen's gave their spin about Canada's Health Care system yesterday and Sheila Fraser yapped on and on on CAPAC during her last days in office as if she were oh so ethical.. To be fair to him I just called Greg Weston (613-288-6938) I suggested that he should at least Google SOUCOM and David Amos It would be wise if he check ALL of CBC's sources before he publishes something else about the DND EH Don Newman? Lets just say that the fact that your old CBC buddy, Tony Burman is now in charge of Al Jazeera English never impressed me. The fact that he set up a Canadian office is interesting though

http://www.blueskystrategygroup.com/index.php/team/don-newman/

http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/media/story/2010/05/04/al-jazeera-english-launch.html

Anyone can call me back and stress test my integrity after they read
this simple pdf file. BTW what you Blue Sky dudes pubished about
Potash Corp and BHP is truly funny. Perhaps Stevey Boy Harper or Brad Wall will fill ya in if you are to shy to call mean old me.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/2718120/Integrity-Yea-Right

The Governor General, the PMO and the PCO offices know that I am not a shy political animal

Veritas Vincit
David Raymond Amos
902 800 0369

Enjoy Mr Weston
http://www.cbc.ca/m/touch/news/story/2011/05/15/weston-iraq-invasion-wikileaks.html

"But Lang, defence minister McCallum's chief of staff, says military
brass were not entirely forthcoming on the issue. For instance, he
says, even McCallum initially didn't know those soldiers were helping
to plan the invasion of Iraq up to the highest levels of command,
including a Canadian general.

That general is Walt Natynczyk, now Canada's chief of defence staff,
who eight months after the invasion became deputy commander of 35,000 U.S. soldiers and other allied forces in Iraq. Lang says Natynczyk was also part of the team of mainly senior U.S. military brass that helped prepare for the invasion from a mobile command in Kuwait."

http://baconfat53.blogspot.com/2010/06/canada-and-united-states.html

"I remember years ago when the debate was on in Canada, about there being weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Our American 'friends" demanded that Canada join into "the Coalition of the Willing. American "veterans" and sportscasters loudly denounced Canada for NOT buying into the US policy.

At the time I was serving as a planner at NDHQ and with 24 other of my colleagues we went to Tampa SOUCOM HQ to be involved in the planning in the planning stages of the op....and to report to NDHQ, that would report to the PMO upon the merits of the proposed operation. There was never at anytime an existing target list of verified sites where there were deployed WMD.

Coalition assets were more than sufficient for the initial strike and invasion phase but even at that point in the planning, we were concerned about the number of "boots on the ground" for the occupation (and end game) stage of an operation in Iraq. We were also concerned about the American plans for occupation plans of Iraq because they at that stage included no contingency for a handing over of civil authority to a vetted Iraqi government and bureaucracy.

There was no detailed plan for Iraq being "liberated" and returned to its people...nor a thought to an eventual exit plan. This was contrary to the lessons of Vietnam but also to current military thought, that folks like Colin Powell and "Stuffy" Leighton and others elucidated upon. "What's the mission" how long is the mission, what conditions are to met before US troop can redeploy? Prime Minister Jean Chretien and the PMO were even at the very preliminary planning stages wary of Canadian involvement in an Iraq operation....History would prove them correct. The political pressure being applied on the PMO from the George W Bush administration was onerous

American military assets were extremely overstretched, and Canadian military assets even more so It was proposed by the PMO that Canadian naval platforms would deploy to assist in naval quarantine operations in the Gulf and that Canadian army assets would deploy in Afghanistan thus permitting US army assets to redeploy for an Iraqi operation....The PMO thought that "compromise would save Canadian lives and liberal political capital.. and the priority of which ....not necessarily in that order. "

You can bet that I called these sneaky Yankees again today EH John
Adams? of the CSE within the DND?

http://www.socom.mil/SOCOMHome/Pages/ContactUSSOCOM.aspx

84. The Plaintiff states that the RCMP is well aware that he went to western Canada in 2104 at the invitation of a fellow Maritimer in order to assist in his attempt to investigate the murders of many people in Northern BC. The Plaintiff has good reasons to doubt his fellow Maritimer’s motives. The fact that he did not tell the Plaintiff until he had arrived in BC that he had invited a Neo Nazi he knew the Plaintiff strongly disliked to the same protest that he was staging in front of the court house in Prince George on August 21, 2014. The Plaintiff was looking forward to meeting Lonnie Landrud so he ignored the Neo Nazi. Several months after their one and only meeting, Lonnie Landrud contacted the Plaintiff and asked him to publish a statement of his on the Internet and to forward it to anyone he wished. The Plaintiff obliged Landrud and did an investigation of his own as well. He has informed the RCMP of his opinion of their actions and has done nothing further except monitor the criminal proceedings the Crown has placed against the Neo Nazi in BC and save his videos and webpages and that of his associates. The words the Plaintiff stated in public in Prince George BC on August 21, 2014 were recorded by the Neo Nazi and published on the Internet and the RCMP knows the Plaintiff stands by every word. For the public record the Plaintiff truly believes what Lonnie Landrud told him despite the fact that he does not trust his Neo Nazi associates. Therefore the Plaintiff had no ethical dilemma whatsoever in publishing the statement Lonnie Landrud mailed to him in a sincere effort to assist Lonnie Landrud’s pursuit of justice. The Crown is well aware that Plaintiff’s former lawyer, Barry Bachrach once had a leader of the American Indian Movement for a client and that is why he ran against the former Minister of Indian Affairs for his seat in the 39th Parliament.

85. The Plaintiff states that while he was out west he visited Edmonton AB several times and met many people. He visited the home of Barry Winters and all his favourite haunts in the hope of meeting in person the evil person who had been sexually harassing and threatening to kill him and his children for many years. The Crown cannot deny that Winters invited him many times. On June 13, 2015 Barry Winters admitted the EPS warned him the Plaintiff was looking for him.

86. The Plaintiff states that on December 15th, 2014 the Crown in Alberta contacted him byway of an email account he seldom uses since his last communications with the Sergeant-at-Arms and Robin Reid. The Sergeant-at-Arms wanted to know about a contact he had that day with the constituency office of a recently appointed Cabinet Minister. All the other statements in this complaint should prove that the Plaintiff knew why a political lawyer from NB was ignoring a new constituent’s contacts all summer after answering a message in Twitter promising to meet with him. It was obvious to the Plaintiff that as soon as the lawyer was a Cabinet Minister he was attempting to use his influence to intimidate the Plaintiff byway of the Sergeant-at-Arms like his political associates in NB did in 2004.

87. The Plaintiff states that before he had a chance to respond to the email from the Sergeant-at-Arms of Alberta, three members of the RCMP members in plain clothes were pounding on the basement entrance of a condo at 1:30 AM. They did not identify themselves as being the police as they attempted to harass the Plaintiff on private property in the middle of the night without a warrant. The Plaintiff was twice the age of the oldest one and considered them to be tough talking kids who were trying to enter a home in the middle of the night so as he closed the door he told them he was calling the cops. They hollered on the other side of the door that they were the cops as the Plaintiff called their headquarters and was immediately patched through to them. The Plaintiff refused their request when RCMP tried to con him into coming outside in freezing temperatures in the middle of the night so they could supposedly speak with him instead of saying what they needed to say over the telephone. If what the RCMP was saying was remotely true then they should have identified themselves and asked for him instead of someone else when he answered the door. The Plaintiff’s response to the RCMP’s trickery was that it was best that they communicate in writing and that he would be contacting their lawyers in the morning. The Crown received its very justifiable responses and the law was not upheld. The Plaintiff was ignored as the RCMP continued to harass his family deep into the New Year as he headed for the BC coast then back to the Maritimes to run for public office again.

88. The Plaintiff states that in regards to this complaint the actions and inactions of the Sergeant-at-Arms and the RCMP in Alberta affirmed to the Plaintiff that he is still barred under threat of arrest from all parliamentary properties in Canada because they did not deny it. The RCMP does not have the integrity to talk to or email him about anything because they know he tries to record everything just like they do. Instead of acting ethically the standard operating procedure of the RCMP since 2004 is to intimidate his friends and family in a malicious effort to impeach his character and separate them. That is the reason the Plaintiff stays away from most people most of the time. The actions of the RCMP towards the Plaintiff and many others and his experiences in the USA served to convince him that the Crown acts just like corrupt Americans. In order to cover up wrongs it would prefer to injure and imprison ethical citizens in mental wards rather than uphold the law or argue them publicly in a court of law. In 2002 the Plaintiff explained why he would seek public office in Canada to American lawyers he was suing within statements of a lawsuit about legal malpractice. Now he is doing the same to Canadian lawyers in the employ of the government whose wages are once again being paid by his fellow taxpayer. As the Plaintiff prepares to deal with a predicable motion to dismiss and a motion for a publication ban to delay and conceal this matter before polling day perhaps the lawyers working for the Crown should study the Plaintiff’s work found within documents in the Governor General’s office. Trust that he will look forward to talking to the first lawyer to answer this complaint because it has been years since he could get any lawyer in Canada to discuss anything with him. There is no ethical dilemma to be found in this statement, the Crown counsels should just do their job according to the law of the land, seek the documents in the possession of the lawyer who is the Governor General of Canada and let the political cards fall where they may. In closing the Plaintiff must remind the Crown that two members of the Canadian Forces acting as security for the Highland Games held on the grounds of the Lieutenant Governor’s residence in NB approached the Chief of the Amos Clan claiming that an unnamed party found him “overbearing”. He gave them a copy of the Governors General’s letter and freely left the parliamentary property.

Jurisdiction and Venue

89. The Plaintiff states that Federal Court has jurisdiction in this claim against the Crown pursuant to section 17 (1) of the Federal Courts Act and he proposes that this action be tried at Fredericton, New Brunswick.

90. The Plaintiff prays that the Federal Court does not strike this complaint against the Crown. It is not without merit nor is it abusing of the process of this Court. This claim is definitely not frivolous or vexatious or immaterial or redundant.

91. The Plaintiff states he is not a lawyer or studied law at any law school. This is a Pro Se complaint composed by him to the best of his ability as a layman after studying Canadian laws on his own for ten years. He is compelled to act Pro Se because not one lawyer of the many whom he has approached in Canada and the USA over the course of the past fifteen years would assist him in any complaint that would impeach the character of an auditor or a fellow member of the bar or embarrass a justice system in which they practice law for a fee. However, many lawyers have been paid from the Plaintiff’s interests as they worked diligently to cover up many wrongs practiced against his family for many years. The Plaintiff considers two of the most offensive to him are the lawyers who are the current Governor General and Attorney General of Canada. The Plaintiff is acting upon a suggestion of a former Governor General after diligently attempting to settle this matter with all the Attorney Generals of Canada and the RCMP for twelve years.

92. The Plaintiff states that must restate the simple truth of this matter. It still is as he explained to the NBPC in 2004. The Sergeant-at-Arms in NB illegally barred the Plaintiff for political reasons. His actions as a whistleblower the RCMP and the liberal federal government were the reasons. The Plaintiff met former Premiers Bernard Lord and David Alward (Consular in Boston) On October 3, 2006, Premier Lord studied the “Barring Notice” after being thanked for putting the Crown’s malice in writing. Alward and a RCMP member heard Lord claim he knew nothing about it and suggest that the Plaintiff sue the Sergeant-at-Arms.

93. The Plaintiff states that on October 3, 2006 he quickly proved what the political lawyer Bernard Lord had claimed in front of his former Cabinet Minister was not true by presenting him with a document signed by his former Attorney General. Bernard Lord quickly responded that the Plaintiff should sue him too. The former Premier had nothing further to say when he was shown a copy of the Plaintiff’s cover letter that came with the documents and CD given to his constituency office in Moncton NB in early July of 2004. The Plaintiff complained of Premier Lord expelling him from the legislature building for political reasons not legal within the first paragraph of the aforesaid cover letter. The Attorney General had answered the Plaintiff on the Crown’s behalf after admitting he had received the documents given to Premier Lord and another former Premier Frank McKenna the year before his was appointed to be the Canadian Ambassador to the USA.

94. The Plaintiff states that on October 30, 2006, after he had read the news and discussed Justice Dennis O’Connor’s report on the Arar matter with many people that he knew Wayne Easter and Commissioner Giuliano Zacardelli were profound liars he received a call from Sgt. Vaillancourt of J Division of the RCMP. The Plaintiff refused to make a deal with the RCMP and his reasons were published on the Internet for years. Wayne Easter’s words quoted by CBC were the reason the RCMP called. They are as follows:

“Wayne Easter, the former solicitor-general who presided during the Arar ordeal, appeared to contradict earlier testimony from RCMP head Giuliano Zacardelli today when he answered questions at a commons committee. Responding to Justice Dennis O’Connor’s report on the Arar case at the public safety and national security committee, Easter said he was never told the RCMP had passed on false information to the United States and was never told the RCMP tried to correct it, as claimed by Zacardelli.

“I was not informed that the RCMP had provided inaccurate information to the U.S.,” Easter told the MPs.”

95. The Plaintiff states that whereas the Prime Minister apologized to Maher Arar on behalf of Canada and made $10-million settlement after the government wasted several years and squandered an incredible amount of taxpayer funds on legal fees generating Justice Dennis O’Connor’s report, the Plaintiff deserves at least the same sort of settlement in this matter.

96. The Plaintiff states that whereas he has been barred from access to parliamentary properties for a period of eleven years and that the aforesaid properties include ten provinces and the Nation’s Capital District the apologies and amount he seeks in settlement is very reasonable and certainly justified.

The plaintiff therefore asks this court for the following relief:

(a) A public apology by the Prime Minister and each Premier for the illegal barring of a citizen from access to parliamentary properties.

(b) A declaration signed by the Minister of Public Safety and witnessed by the Governor General stating that the Canadian government will no longer allow the RCMP and the Canadian Forces to harass the Plaintiff and his Clan.

(c) A settlement of eleven million dollars ($11,000,000.00) in the form of relief and punitive damages for being barred from eleven parliamentary properties for eleven years.

(d) Costs to the Plaintiff in bringing this matter before the court

Dated at Fredericton, NB the 15th day of September 2015

_________________________________
Plaintiff David Raymond Amos
P.O. Box 234
Apohaqui, NB, E5P 3G2
Telephone no.: (902) 800-0369
Fax no.: (506) 432-6089
Email : David.Raymond.Amos@gmail.com
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== Attempts At Editing This Page ==

This idiot actually tried to edit his own page and he got the banhammer for it.

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=== Cries About This Page ===

As a direct response to this article, Mr. Amos saw fit to e-mail a Member of Parliament in the UK to cry about it.

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---------- Original message ----------
From: "OSBORNE, George" <george.osborne.mp@parliament.uk>
Date: Sat, 23 Apr 2016 19:57:29 +0000
Subject: Thank you for your e-mail
To: David Amos <motomaniac333@gmail.com>

Rt Hon George Osborne MP

Thank you for your email. This is an automated response.

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On 4/23/16, David Amos <motomaniac333@gmail.com> wrote:
> Trust that I will try to call your office on Monday
>
> Please check my first email to you today. If you wish to ignore my
> concerns, can you think of any reason why I should not sue YOU and
> Sweden in the USA???
>
> U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder meets Sweden Minister for Justice
> Beatrice Ask. In a recent speech, Holder pressed for Sweden’s
> continued collaboration in the struggle for inclusion and equality.
>
> Read more:
> http://iipdigital.usembassy.gov/st/english/article/2014/02/20140204292304.html#ixzz46gLT7ZWT
>
>
> http://www.government.se/contact-information/#2079
>
> Morgan Johansson
> Minister for Justice and Migration
> Phone +46 8 405 10 00 (Switchboard)
> email ju.registrator@gov.se
>
> David Raymond Amos
>
> https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/David_Raymond_Amos
>
> "David Raymond Amos AKA Gandalf The Kray-zay (born 1600 A.D.) is an
> old-ass troll from way, wayyyy back in the pen and paper days of
> trolling; writing to various authority figures and officials in Canada
> and The United States about shit nobody cares about. Now that he has
> upgraded to the internet, he is a constant fucking nuisance to
> everyone in existence who just happen to get their e-mail address
> collected by this sick loony fuck. Everyone from Stephen Harper, to
> the RCMP, to Justin Trudeau has added David Amos's e-mail address to
> the block list. David contacts them for various transgressions ranging
> from a conspiracy involving slaughtered cows being killed by vampires
> to a shitty racist old geezer's blog because he said mean things about
> him. (No really!) The many lengthy e-mails he sends are filled with
> various idiosyncrasies ranging from saying "HOKA HAY" to calling
> everybody by some odd pet name. For example: John Smith would be
> "Johnny-Baby Smith." Clearly the thought process of an unmedicated
> retard. Google his phone number: (because he just LOVES posting that
> the fucking idiot) 1-902-800-0369 and see the number of people
> complaining about being crank called by this fucking moron. It's
> hilarious."
>
> David Amos In A Televised Fundy Royal Debate
>
> "Stand in awe of this sketchy motherfucker; as what looks like a
> homeless drifter just walked into a Fundy Royal debate and just
> started talking at a podium. This complete nutcase actually ran as an
> Independent during a Federal Election in New Brunswick. The looks on
> the faces of those candidates is priceless as you can clearly see them
> trying not to laugh or even address the elephant in the room: the fact
> that Gandalf from Lord of the Rings is running in a serious election."
>
> The Musical PWNage of David Raymond AmosHere's a musical tribute to
> this fucking retard.
>
> An Example of This Guy's Fucking StupidityTaken directly from this
> crackhead's blog [The David Amos Rant]:
>
> FW Methinks Harper, his lawyer Hamilton, Duffy and his lawyers, the
> RCMP, Mulcair and Trudeau the Younger should sit and pay attention
> ASAP what say you now Ministers MacKay and Blaney
>
> His Delusional Litigation David Amos has created another elaborate and
> imaginary construct to pathetically attempt to self-aggrandize
> himself. This following "document" is NOT a law suit. These are NOT
> the papers that would constitute a petition to the Federal Court of
> Canada. A check of the Federal Court of Canada Data base shows NO
> petition by a David Raymond Amos ever been filed. A check of the
> Federal Court of Canada shows file T-1557-15... DOES NOT EXIST.
> Edmonton Law Enforcement authorities also checked with the Federal
> Court and NO SUCH petition exists. The so-called documents and stamp
> are available at Staples and Office Depot. David Amos' imaginary
> petition to the court isn't even coherent or written as a lawyer
> would. Even the picture of the Harley motorcycle on his Twitter page
> does NOT exist anywhere but within the confines of David's deluded
> mind. Several years ago, his bike was seized by police because of
> being uninsured and auctioned off. David Amos' litigation is asking
> for 11 million dollars. David Amos' vital organs aren't worth $11
> million dollars.
>
> That begs the question: Do these fake documents constitute the CC of C
> offense...uttering false documents?
>
>
> David Raymond Amos Versus The Crown T-1557-15
>
> External Links David Amos
> DavidRayAmos
> David Raymond Amos
> David Raymond Amos Round 3
> E-mail address: motomaniac333@gmail.com
>
> Veritas Vincit
> David Raymond Amos
> 902 900 0369
>
> _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
>
>
> ---------- Original message ----------
> From: David Amos <motomaniac333@gmail.com>
> Date: Sat, 23 Apr 2016 15:48:46 -0400
> Subject: ATTN Morgan Johansson Minister for Justice and Migration for
> Sweden please have your lawyers study this email and the documents
> hereto attached closely
> To: ju.registrator@gov.se, ju.birs@gov.se
> Cc: David Amos <david.raymond.amos@gmail.com>
>
> http://www.government.se/contact-information/#2079
>
> Morgan Johansson
> Minister for Justice and Migration
> Phone +46 8 405 10 00 (Switchboard)
> email ju.registrator@gov.se
>
> . To Morgan Johansson via senior registry clerk
> . In principle, all post and email sent to the Government and
> Government Offices are public documents. This means that the general
> public and mass media are entitled to demand access to the contents.
>
> Central Authority
> Ministry of Justice
> Phone 0046-8-405 10 00 (Switchboard),
> 0046-8-405 45 00 (Office)
> Fax 0046-8-405 46 76
> Visiting address Jakobsgatan 24
> Address 103 33 Stockholm
> Email ju.birs@gov.se
> _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
>
> . In principle, all post and email sent to the Government and
> Government Offices are public documents. This means that the general
> public and mass media are entitled to demand access to the contents.
>
>
>
> . To Morgan Johansson via senior registry clerk
> . In principle, all post and email sent to the Government and
> Government Offices are public documents. This means that the general
> public and mass media are entitled to demand access to the contents.
>
> Central Authority
> Ministry of Justice
> Phone 0046-8-405 10 00 (Switchboard),
> 0046-8-405 45 00 (Office)
> Fax 0046-8-405 46 76
> Visiting address Jakobsgatan 24
> Address 103 33 Stockholm
> Email ju.birs@gov.se
> _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
>
> . In principle, all post and email sent to the Government and
> Government Offices are public documents. This means that the general
> public and mass media are entitled to demand access to the contents.
>

Or this?

http://davidraymondamos3.blogspot.ca/2016/04/hey-mayor-nenshi-quit-having-your.html

Saturday, 23 April 2016
Hey Mayor Nenshi quit having your computer thank me and do your god damned job.

---------- Original message ----------
From: David Amos <motomaniac333@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 23 Apr 2016 19:23:42 -0400
Subject: Re: Attn Calgary Police Please inform your clients that I did
not order a taxi or a pizza or anything else for your evil little
shill Patrick Doran or his buddy Barry Winters in Edmonton
To: cps <cps@calgarypolice.ca>, patrick_doran1
<patrick_doran1@hotmail.com>, pol7163 <pol7163@calgarypolice.ca>,
"Paul.Lynch" <Paul.Lynch@edmontonpolice.ca>, themayor
<themayor@calgary.ca>, "don.iveson" <don.iveson@edmonton.ca>,
"rod.knecht" <rod.knecht@edmontonpolice.ca>, "geoff.crowe"
<geoff.crowe@edmontonpolice.ca>, Ezra <Ezra@therebel.media>
Cc: David Amos <david.raymond.amos@gmail.com>, oldmaison
<oldmaison@yahoo.com>, "john.gamblin" <john.gamblin@bellaliant.net>,
"john.green" <john.green@gnb.ca>, andre <andre@jafaust.com>,
andrewjdouglas <andrewjdouglas@gmail.com>, andrew
<andrew@frankmagazine.ca>, Glen Canning <grcanning@gmail.com>

Quite having your computer thank me and do you job.
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Joe Crusher Pickles

2024-08-30T18:51:17Z

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[[File:JoeNAlex.png|200px|thumb|right|Secretly, Joe wants to plow Alex.]]
[[File:JCPs_son.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Joe's "rivalry" with Alex in a nutshell.]]

'''Joe Crusher Pickles''' (better known as '''letmerok''') is a special kind of retard and closeted ponylover. He's a predictably autistic 22-year-old [[weeaboo]], a [[babyfur]] who's obsessed with seeing characters from ''Jewelpet'' in diapers, and a [[pedophile|hentai fanatic]] who tries desperately to garner respect from internet trolls by stalking [[12-year-old boy|cartoon critics]]. Unfortunately, whatever [[unrealistic expectations|valuable potential he had]] was thrown right out the window, thanks to his ever-growing obsession with a sperg nobody cares about.

==Internet Infancy==
Joe is so desperate for attention, he was so pathetic that he resorted to stealing terrible, terrible artwork (primarily babyfur pictures) and selling them as prints. He attributed his sick fetish to his fake brother and whenever people called him out, [[baw|he behaved like any weak-minded man-child would in the face of criticism]] and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|bawleeted]] his entire gallery rather than growing a pair and facing his own actions. To this day, all of Joe's art is still shit-tier traces, recolors, and direct thefts of other shit-tier tartlet's work, which is astonishing seeing as to how he still manages to make everything he opens in [[MSPaint]] worse.

==The Boy Who Cried Sperg==
Recently, Joe has formed unhealthy stalking obsessions with sperglord critics on [[YouTube]], and he won't go a single day without making his hateboner clear for all to see. It's unknown why Joe would focus on these people [[shit nobody cares about|nobody cares about]], though it's likely he's attempting to detract attention from his sordid past, sick fuckery, and innumerable personal flaws. If you're a commentator on YouTube or if you simply make stuff like [[shit|cringe compilations]], don't be surprised if Joe fills your inbox with at least one request to make a video about one of the people he stalks. sperg.

==About the sperg==
[[File:JoeLuvsAlex.png|200px|thumb|right|Joe's life.]]
[[File:JoesInfluences.png|200px|thumb|right|This says a lot, actually.]]

One such sperg Joe obsesses over is a wannabe cartoon reviewer known as '''Alexander Cayford'''. Alex has been on the Internet for nearly a decade, and he started out as a typical expendable cartoon fanatic, populating all the [[youtube|popular]] [[deviantART|sperg]] [[fanfiction.net|hotspots]]. As far as his YouTube history goes, he started off making [[Spax3|anti 4Kids videos]] before he developed a hard-on for RebelTaxi and began making his own reviews. His reviews range anywhere between weird and bad, and yet Joe still can't let anything go and obsesses over him unhealthily.

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<center>'''When the video is more cringeworthy than the artwork, you'd better [[an hero|call it a day.]]'''</center>

==Stuff he [[sick fuck|gets aroused by]]==
* [[My Little Pony]]

* Norm of the North
* Johnny Test
* [[Teen Titans]] GO!
* The 2016 [[The Powerpuff Girls|PPG]] reboot
* Dorbees
* Any anime that has Bandai Visual (A.K.A. Emotion) and/or Sunrise's names on it (Expect for Moe)

==YouTubers he stalks==

* [[LeafyIsHere]] - Joe has even gone so far as to admitting to [[faggot|homosexual attraction]] to him.
* [[Clay Claymore]]
* [[USI|JesusWithBazookaz79]]
* [[Pyrocynical]]
* NFKRZ
* [[Filthy Frank]]
* [[Mariotehplumber]]
* Gligar13Vids
* DXFan619
* [[Asalieri]]
* {{ytuser|KrappleFag}}

==Stuff that makes him [[triggered]]==

Like most autists, Joe is completely removed from reality and spends most of his days watching cartoons and then complaining that they should be catered to his taste and are clearly missing their target demographic of sick-fuck 20-something men who refuse to grow up and should stop making them so childish. A few other things that he illogically rants about on twitter or writes [[tl;dr|full-length]] blogs crying about are:

* [[Constructive criticism|Criticism]]
* [[TheMysteriousMrEnter]]
* Animation-fags (even though he is technically a hentai fag judging from his track record)
* Cartoon-spergs (even though he himself is a sperg)
* [[YouTube Commentaries|The Commentary Community]]
* Anybody who calls him out for being a [[sick fuck|"Diaper Fetishist"]] or a [[Truth|"Lolicon Fanatic"]] in public
* [[Nobody]] spergs who just won't notice sempai
* [[03bgood]]
* [[Tranny|Doodletones]] - another diaper fetishist that he claims to troll, despite not knowing joe exists
* [[Matthew Davis]]
* [[SaturnDOS]] - [[Pathetic|pathetic]] [[Spic|spic]] that's [[Spam|spammed]] gore at him
* [[He11sing920|Emer Prevost]] - this guy may hate Joe.

==Quotes on letmerok's art thievery and general asshattery==
[[File:Letmerokmeltdown2.png|200px|thumb|Letmerok posting as "colboxthethird". Seriously, go [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11495024/ read] the whole thing.]]
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|Pretty much the reason I don't to talk about this is due to I need to handle this matter myself. However this problem now escalates to a serious troll degree that I have no choice but to tell you what is seriously going on.

You see....we have a stubborn, stupid art thief here under the name letmerok who stole a TON of not-so-appropriate art (especially babyfur, UGH) and post it on his dA and Pixiv accounts. How do I know? Two of my commission pictures that were in my InkBunny account is stolen and posted them in his pixiv account.

The guy is a serious asshole. His gallery says it all: http://letmerok.deviantart.com/gallery/

Fortunately he uses them as an excuse to steal more art. And worse, uses the "Posted with permission" tagline, THAT IS NOT FUNNY! If you share your art, you must know you shouldn't steal and claim it as your own. And asking permission means you agree not to illegally distribute it.
|[http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4513303/ Some furfag] on Fur Affinity.

|Well as it happens, all week i've been pestered over and over by a certain colboxthethird, whom has been continuously rudely forcing requests for free art of some japanese Jewelpets onto me, and I am not joking when I had to tell the guy about 5 times, ever more aggressively that the answer was NO. Below was a typical response I received:

"well I heard that some people on deviantart like them, some ABDL artists sometimes draws them in diapers, and you would be the perfect guy to take a chance at it" "but I though you where going to say yes..... ......S**T! why do some cute ABDL artists just have to say no to some of the most cutest things from japan!? and besides *insert other artists here* never say no to jewelpets"

My responses went something like this:

"Frankly, no. you're very rude to be asking for free art in such a pushy way. Just because im the perfect one doesnt mean i want to draw stuff that YOU want from me. If you have the nerve to tell artists what they should be drawing, back it up with some money or have the courtesy to listen when people tell you know the first time so that I dont have to tell you a SECOND time. I cannot just magic up art out of my ass if thats what you think. Are you even sure what you're asking? 10 pictures FREE! It takes me over an hour to make just one of these and I actually have a life with other work i need to get done. Stop being a rude greedy person and rethink the way you approach artists. We are not slaves that will draw whatever you want free of charge just because we are 'perfect' for it."

Anyway, a certain comment from ConejoBlanco on that image revealed that this 'Colboxthethird' is actually our Letmerok, from dA. I obviously cannot prove if this is true or not, but i'm willing to believe it based on the d*ck-like behaviour on both accounts.
|[http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5030506/ Source]
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==Recent Memory/Webcomic==

As of now, Joe is directing his attention towards making his own gawdofful webcomic. In a nutshell, the comic centers on a baby fur who goes by the name of "Bebe Killy" in a world full of babyfurs and [[lolicon|lolis]] with names taken from ''[[Arthur]]'' of all things, engaging in shit that only [[autism|autistic]] [[you|retards]] would care about and he takes influence from [[Clay Claymore]] and and some British lardass with a bad case of USI. {{archive|pFj9Q|See for yourself.}} After the back-lash that it got, in a shocking sense of self-awareness, Joe abandoned the concept, but still desperate for attention, he wrote [http://letmerok.deviantart.com/journal/My-Apologies-644552984 an apology], which is littered with sarcasm. For a quick laugh, point out how hard it'd be to take his word seriously.

As of now, he isn't as active as he once was on deviantART, but he's still very active on Twitter, <s>and on here as well.</s> Joe was finally banned from ED, [https://twitter.com/joecrusherZZZ/status/811352781072134148 and he took it like you'd expect.]

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<center>He couldn't even be bothered to keep this video up on his own channel.</center>

==See also==

*[[Clay Claymore]] - Clay's [[abortion|unwanted]] [[Internet stalking|#1 fan]].
*[[GurigorloX]] - Made a much better cringe compilation on Alex, and even he's sick of Joe.
*[[SaturnDOS]] - Even more of a fucking joke than Joey.
*[[LeafyIsHere]] - Both suck at what they do so of course Joe is inspired by him.
*[[Pyrocynical]] - Even Pyro inspires him.
*[[Keemstar]] - Both have a hate-boner for a guy named Alex.

==External links==

*{{dauser|letmerok}} - Deleted all of his pictures. Take a wild guess at what's left.
*{{tumblr|letmerok}} - Completely empty. Safe to assume he posted lolicon on here before he got called out on it.
*{{twitter|JoeCrusherzzz}} - New Twitter account. Always active.
*{{yt|UC7A_oIDtt6IWh8mlYgJilqA|New channel after being banned repeatedly}} - Baleeted
*[http://www.nicovideo.jp/user/29576777 He's also on Nico Video.] - But you need an account to access the profile.
*[https://inkbunny.net/colbox His old InkBunny account.]
*[https://inkbunny.net/colboxthesecond His new InkBunny account.]
*[http://ask.fm/joecrusher His Ask.fm]
*[http://joecrusherpickles.ytmnd.com YTMND's still a thing?] [http://ytmnd.com/users/letmerok Profile.]
*[https://e621.net/user/show/83452 He's even on e621]; [https://archive.is/Wxyw4 archive.] - Note that everything letmerok has ever uploaded on e621 is so disgusting and detestable, that an admin there openly pines for being able to add all his uploads to his blacklist, and on a ''[[Furry art|furry porn]] site'', that is fucking saying something.
*[http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=6967128 Pixiv account.] - You need an account to see his bookmarks, but it is nothing but furry porn and creepy lolicon shit.
*[http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/letmerok/profile Hentai-Foundry profile.]
*{{wayback|http://letmerok.deviantart.com|20130402001014|title=His account, pre-blanking}} - Evidence of his art thievery.
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/alexander-cayford-the-bootleg-mrenter.14772/ What was supposed to be a thread on Alex turned into one on Joe.]
*{{archive|4t6jr|Tweets with replies.}}
*{{archive|dePNS|When he isn't talking about Alexander Cayford.}}
*[https://twitter.com/joecrusherZZZ/status/811727983635361792 Response to the raping of his ED account.] {{archive|UpUB7|NEVAR forget.}}
*[http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11495024/ Meltdown as "colboxthethird".]

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Cid and Conner's Excellent Adventure

2024-08-30T18:49:36Z

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{{Main|Cid Silverwing}}
{{Main|Conner Hemming}}

[[File:CidMadAtConner.png|thumb|right|Spoiler Alert...]]
Every so often, two lolcows will combine forces in an effort to bring down their common enemies. Other timers, they'll just cyberfuck each other until the dreaded [[Lulz|'''drama!''']] rears it's ugly head and separates the once inseparable. Minor furry notables [[Cid Silverwing]] and [[Conner Hemming]] are two such gents. After becoming acquainted via their mutual humiliation at the hands of both Encyclopedia Dramatica and their fellow furfags, Conner and Cid took a break from the tortures of fighting the legions of trolls out to harass and slander them and proceeded to harass and slander each other in between fetish-heavy yiff sessions.

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==Winter Lovers==

Towards the end of 2010, Cid met the acquaintanceship of lulz up-and-comer Conner Hemming. Conner, in the darkest days of his career in humiliation, sought refuge in Cid omg MUZKLE AHRMS. The relationship was as boring and mundane as most furfag internet relationships are; some talk of video games, cybersex, complaining about trolls, nothing of any real interest.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest4|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|*[12/7/2010 7:55:53 PM] Santa Conner: i love you cid
*[12/7/2010 7:55:59 PM] Cid SilverWing: ^^
*[12/7/2010 7:56:07 PM] Santa Conner: i mean it|fags|
*[12/7/2010 7:56:59 PM] Cid SilverWing: I have very few who understand me as well
*[12/7/2010 7:57:11 PM] Santa Conner: i understand you
*[12/7/2010 8:00:16 PM] Santa Conner: Santa Conner cuddles and licks your muzzle|Super fags|
* [12/8/2010 9:20:26 AM] Santa Conner: Santa Conner cuddles "my cid"
* [12/8/2010 11:10:24 AM] Cid SilverWing: *fl00f*|Ultra Fags|
* [12/10/2010 9:25:02 AM] Cid SilverWing: But are you into muzcle?
* [12/10/2010 9:25:12 AM] Santa Conner: merf?
* [12/10/2010 9:25:14 AM] Santa Conner: like oral?
* [12/10/2010 9:25:27 AM] Cid SilverWing: Muscle
* [12/10/2010 9:25:34 AM] Santa Conner: kinda
* [12/10/2010 9:26:12 AM] Santa Conner: i'll do muscle fur ya if you do macro fur me ^^|Fair is fair.|}}|border=blue|background=white}}</center>

Shit got real for young Cid when Conner, life ruined by that damned Encyclopedia Dramatica, bemoaning his ruined reputation amongst the furries and the trolling, began considering suicide.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest5|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;| *
* [12/7/2010 8:54:29 PM] Santa Conner: for 3 years?
* [12/7/2010 8:54:32 PM] Cid SilverWing: Yuzh
* [12/7/2010 8:54:35 PM] Santa Conner: 3 years straight with no break?
* [12/7/2010 8:54:43 PM] Cid SilverWing: They do it at least thrice a year
* [12/7/2010 8:55:21 PM] Santa Conner: they do it to me
* [12/7/2010 8:55:22 PM] Santa Conner: every day
* [12/7/2010 8:55:24 PM] Santa Conner: for 3 years
* [12/7/2010 8:55:42 PM] Cid SilverWing: I think it's time you traced their IP's and contacted the police
* [12/7/2010 8:55:51 PM] Santa Conner: im crying now
* [12/7/2010 8:55:56 PM] Cid SilverWing: *muzclehug*|3 YEARS!!! ; __ ;|
* [12/7/2010 8:57:08 PM] Santa Conner: one person isnt enough to keep me from killing someone|—Conner, quite upset|
* [12/7/2010 8:58:00 PM] Santa Conner: Santa Conner tosses my ipod across my room| heh heh|
* [12/7/2010 8:59:44 PM] Santa Conner: Santa Conner tosses my keyboard and storms out
* [12/7/2010 9:00:03 PM] Cid SilverWing: Conner?
* [12/7/2010 9:00:14 PM] Cid SilverWing: Conner!|—DON'T YOU ROLEPLAY ON ME!!!|
* [12/7/2010 9:04:31 PM] Santa Conner: i think i know how to get the trolls to back off
* [12/7/2010 9:04:43 PM] Cid SilverWing: Conner, listen to me
* [12/7/2010 9:04:54 PM] Santa Conner: i have a gun|—"Mom just wanted to cut the internet off, but we came to a pretty good compromise"|
* [12/7/2010 9:05:42 PM] Santa Conner: ill be dead!
* [12/7/2010 9:05:45 PM] Cid SilverWing: You will be proclaimed "an hero"
* [12/7/2010 9:05:51 PM] Cid SilverWing: Suicide is their ultimate lulz!|Even Cid can get one right sometimes|
* [12/7/2010 9:07:59 PM] Santa Conner: no one loves me
* [12/7/2010 9:08:10 PM] Santa Conner: my family even said to my face "i wish you were never born"|Don't we all, Zach...
|}}|border=blue|background=white}}</center>

==Trouble in Paradise==

Tensions only grew for the two young faggots due to the combined pressure of both of their unwavering paranoia and unquenchable, deviant sexual appetite. As the days went on, each suspected the other was a double agent, feeding deep personal secrets to trolls and their newfound common enemy; Felinoid and his Empire of Things server mates from Second Life. Their crippling cowardice preventing them from making any real diplomacy with their former cohorts, the two merely began a hilarious yiff based cold war over who would betray who first, their respective Encyclopedia Dramatica articles being the nuclear option at stake. Cid cracked first, accusing Conner of tipping off the trolls to their forbidden love and exposing more of his dirty laundry to the world. Conner, at first denying the entire affair, eventually cracked and confessed, albeit in the least believable, most retarded way possible.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest6|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;| *
* [11.12.2010 18:11:53] Santa Conner: then part of your article is true, it said something about you getting mad over dumb ass shit
* [11.12.2010 18:12:12] Cid SilverWing: I don't appreciate strawman arguments in the slightest. Now let's just forget about this
* [11.12.2010 18:12:27] Santa Conner: not until you're no longer mad
* [11.12.2010 18:12:34] Cid SilverWing: Don't start with me
* [11.12.2010 18:12:50] Santa Conner: what are you going to do, prove how your article is more true than it is?|—It is true.|
* [11.12.2010 18:13:02] Cid SilverWing: What's your problem?
* [11.12.2010 18:13:13] Santa Conner: shit is going to hit us both in a few days because the trolls found out we are friends
* [11.12.2010 18:13:33] Cid SilverWing: You know the routine. Blockety blockety
* [11.12.2010 18:13:46] Santa Conner: its going on something i cant block
* [11.12.2010 18:13:51] Cid SilverWing: Which is?
* [11.12.2010 18:14:04] Santa Conner: ED and my rep, which is already shit|—Conner feeling the heat|
* [11.12.2010 18:18:00] Santa Conner: ya know what
* [11.12.2010 18:18:00] Santa Conner: gone
* [11.12.2010 18:19:44] Santa Conner: ya know what, a few days ago you didnt want me to die, but now im beginning to think you do. enjoy your christmas present
* [11.12.2010 18:19:54] Cid SilverWing: There you go again, strawmanning me
* [11.12.2010 18:20:00] Cid SilverWing: I don't want you to die. Ever
* [11.12.2010 18:20:09] Santa Conner: too bad|—I'LL FUCKING DO IT THIS TIME ; _____ ;|
* [11.12.2010 18:21:04] Cid SilverWing: You wanna know what I kept getting told when I was trolled and raged about it? "Stop caring"
* [11.12.2010 18:21:13] Santa Conner: no
* [11.12.2010 18:21:19] Santa Conner: because they know where i fucking live
* [11.12.2010 18:21:26] Cid SilverWing: And if they come to your house you call 911
* [11.12.2010 18:21:32] Cid SilverWing: Not that they ever will
* [11.12.2010 18:21:37] Santa Conner: i cant
* [11.12.2010 18:21:41] Santa Conner: i dont have cops where i live|—Around here is where a normal person would have caught on to the fact 'somebody' had a little fibbing habit...|
* [11.12.2010 18:22:15] Santa Conner: first: i asked you out, you turned me down
* [11.12.2010 18:22:26] Santa Conner: second: changing your stories to make you not look bad
* [11.12.2010 18:22:40] Santa Conner: third: yelling and hating me over dumb shit
* [11.12.2010 18:23:00] Cid SilverWing: I rejected your relationship because I've swore off relationships forever ago. I don't change stories, you're the one who won't let me finish my full statements. Third, you made that up|—Conner taking a break from conspiracy theories and back to the safety of fag break up drama|
* [10:39:55 AM] Conner Hemming: if it was false love
* [10:40:04 AM] Cid SilverWing: Why else would you tell me everything?
* [10:40:06 AM] Conner Hemming: would i be trying to keep you to stay?
* [10:40:14 AM] Cid SilverWing: Yes, because you desperately want to fuck me up
* [10:40:19 AM] Conner Hemming: no i dont
* [10:40:20 AM] Conner Hemming: for fucks sake
* [10:40:28 AM] Conner Hemming: i HATE EoT
* [10:40:31 AM] Conner Hemming: i HATE ED
* [10:40:37 AM] Conner Hemming: I FUCKING HATE DRACONAS
* [10:41:00 AM] Cid SilverWing: Hearty words from a captor. But words whispered through bars lose their charm|—WHAT HAPPENED TO US CID :(|
* [10:43:01 AM] Conner Hemming: its because i LOVE YOU
* [10:43:03 AM] Cid SilverWing: Fuck you and your charades
* [10:43:08 AM] Conner Hemming: get that through your THICK SKULL
* [10:43:11 AM] Conner Hemming: I
* [10:43:12 AM] Conner Hemming: LOVE
* [10:43:13 AM] Conner Hemming: YOU
* [10:43:21 AM] Cid SilverWing: Get THIS through YOUR thick skull - I HATE TRAITORS
* [10:43:29 AM] Conner Hemming: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING
* [10:43:31 AM] Cid SilverWing: You deserve DEATH for your HERESY!
* [10:43:33 AM Conner Hemming: WHERE IS THE FUCKING PROOF?
* [10:44:01 AM] Conner Hemming: PUSSY|—HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME||}}|border=blue|background=white}}</center>

Not before trying to defend himself against a hilarious Team Fortress 2 analogy, however;

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest7|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|
* [10:31:30 AM] Cid SilverWing: Do you play Team Fortress 2?
* [10:31:38 AM] Conner Hemming: sometimes why?
* [10:31:50 AM] Cid SilverWing: Ever fancied the Medic?
* [10:31:58 AM] Conner Hemming: nope
* [10:32:01 AM] Cid SilverWing: Spy?
* [10:32:02 AM] Conner Hemming: heavy and engineer
* [10:32:11 AM] Cid SilverWing: I've got a little tale for you
* [10:32:16 AM] Conner Hemming: okay?
* [10:32:19 AM] Cid SilverWing: Last night I was a Medic
* [10:32:35 AM] Cid SilverWing: A Heavy called for me and I had to Ubercharge him
* [10:32:59 AM] Cid SilverWing: This was in 2fort, in our intel room, full of sentries and shit, and the engineers weren't tending them
* [10:33:22 AM] Cid SilverWing: The instant I uber the Heavy, he saps all the buildings and backstabs me, yoinks the intel and my team loses
* [10:33:38 AM] Conner Hemming: was a spy
* [10:33:46 AM] Cid SilverWing: You were that Spy Heavy|...|
* [10:34:40 AM] Cid SilverWing: This entire time, you've been stringing me up like a puppet, just like everyone else
* [10:34:44 AM] Conner Hemming: dude
* [10:34:45 AM] Conner Hemming: calm down
* [10:34:47 AM] Cid SilverWing: Shut up!
* [10:34:50 AM] Conner Hemming: i had TF2 trial
* [10:34:54 AM] Conner Hemming: it ran out weeks ago
* [10:34:55 AM] Cid SilverWing: This isn't about TF2
* [10:34:57 AM] Conner Hemming: it was not
* [10:34:57 AM] Conner Hemming: me
* [10:35:04 AM] Cid SilverWing: This is about real-life
* [10:35:10 AM] Conner Hemming: you said it was TF2
* [10:35:17 AM] Cid SilverWing: That was an analogy, you fuckwit|
—It's ok, Conner. Normal people couldn't follow, either.|}}|border=blue|background=white}}</center>

==Conner Tries to Cover His Ass With The Most Blatant Lie Ever==

The honeymoon was over. A furious Cid raging and a dimwitted Conner unable to sooth his burning asshole, Conner came to a sudden realization. He couldn't have his crippled Norwegian anymore, but he could make that gimp-legged little shit believe he had just pulled some epic shit against him.

With that, Conner let the hammer fall; that he was never trolled at all! Conner, as he had Cid believe, had actually made his Encyclopedia Dramatica article on his own for attention!. Not only that, but trolls had cooperated with him and exchange for getting such valuable information from Cid to go on his own article! It was the most brilliant psyops operation ever, and Conner had just proven himself to be an epic troll of legendary proportions.

Now normally, some might see this overtly elaborated backstory as a desperate and obvious lie from someone trying to cover his ass. Cid however, being a dirty little autistic, believed every fucking word of it.

<center>{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest8|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|
* [11.12.2010 18:25:57] Santa Conner: i never get trolled
* [11.12.2010 18:25:57] Cid SilverWing: You what?
* [11.12.2010 18:26:04] Santa Conner: i started my ED article
* [11.12.2010 18:26:09] Santa Conner: I WROTE IT
* [11.12.2010 18:26:18] Santa Conner: i did it to get views on my pages and shit
* [11.12.2010 18:26:21] Santa Conner: and it works|
—You'd think even a retard would see this makes no sense. Cid however is no ordinary retard.|
* [11.12.2010 18:26:40] Cid SilverWing: I was right from the beginning
* [11.12.2010 18:26:45] Cid SilverWing: You're a motherfucking attention whore
* [11.12.2010 18:26:49] Santa Conner: nope
* [11.12.2010 18:26:55] Santa Conner: i was trying to see if your article was true
* [11.12.2010 18:26:57] Santa Conner: i was usin ya
*[11.12.2010 18:27:05] Santa Conner: i have too much attention|Don't take it personal Cid, it was just a social experiment|
* [11.12.2010 18:27:18] Santa Conner: the reason the trolls found out is
* [11.12.2010 18:27:22] Cid SilverWing: Because you told them
* [11.12.2010 18:27:29] Cid SilverWing: Admit it
* [11.12.2010 18:27:34] Santa Conner: kinda
* [11.12.2010 18:27:40] Cid SilverWing: There you go
* [11.12.2010 18:27:43] Santa Conner: i had one teamview with me and watch us tak
* [11.12.2010 18:27:55] Santa Conner: so its 50/50
* [11.12.2010 18:28:03] Cid SilverWing: Half-truths won't serve you
* [11.12.2010 18:28:06] Santa Conner: im also giving him the logs
* [11.12.2010 18:28:13] Santa Conner: and they will be posted
* [11.12.2010 18:28:15] Cid SilverWing: Go right ahead|—Conner, not thinking this through too thoroughly||}}|border=blue|background=white}}</center>

His lover betrayed, Conner immediately handed over logs of his long relationship to trolls to be posted on Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's unsure why exactly he assumed the event served to embarrass Cid more than himself, since the freshness of his own personal vendetta against ED is worth far more than some boring logs of Cid Silverwing, however we're all very glad he did.

===The Logs===

The event in it's entirty may be downloaded here.
Meet...The Heretic

This little number puts the whole Team Fortress analogy into perspective.

==Links==

*{{furaffinity|silverwingcid}}
*{{deviantart|white-mage-cid}}
*{{yt|u|cidsilverwing}}
*[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Cid+SilverWing Cid SilverWing on The Escapist]

{{YoutubeSeries}}

{{furfaggotry}}
{{Sites}}
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DarkNekogami

2024-08-30T18:48:45Z

Caku: /* External links */ replacing missing yt template

__NOTOC__
[[Image:1151166586.nek0gami dn gasmthegrei2.jpg|thumb|right|DarkNek0's fursona]]
[[Image:Nek0gami IRL.JPG|thumb|left|The fat furry fuck IRL.]]
'''DarkNekoGami''' (more like [[DickNeck]][[Gay]][[You|Me]]) is one of the more popular gay artists in the furry community. Being a furry is bad enough as it is, but this guy is also a dino fucking scaly, BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE. As if being a [[Fail|gay furry/scaly]] isn't enough to get you trolled on the [[internets]], he also has a [[DeviantART]] account and he lives in the state of [[Cuba|Florida]] (and we all know that Florida is a pile of Fail and wind). In fact, if there were such thing as a [[Fail]] and [[AIDS]] measuring device, then DarkNekoGami would be the #1 role model in [[Africa]]. Like most [[tartlet]]s, he cannot draw anything that requires [[Photoshop|hue]], [[Gimp|saturation]] and [[MS Paint|shading]] all in one. It is either one or two of the above which makes art nothing but an eyesore.

== Art ==
[[Image:DarkNek0gamiSickFuck.jpg|thumb|right|the type of sick shit that he draws]]
One look at NekoGayme's art may cause permanent blindness to your innocence (If the internet itself hasn't done so already). His art proves that, you too can create fappable pictures by scribbling horrible sketches, failing at coloring in said horrible sketches, and shading it in with a darker color and the dodge tool in [[photoshop]]. This is always a failure technique because it makes his characters look like they've been dunked in oil not to mention that it has the ability to destroy entire [[Zelda|game series]].

One of his favorite things to make is an LGD (living gasm drive, whatever the fuck that means). This usually takes the form of a huge furry [[herm]] with a huge snake for a dick, and even more dicks everywhere, even the [[shitting dick nipples|nipples]] and tongue. Clearly, his dream girl would have a dong for everything.

He cannot take art critique due to his egotistical ways. Is always butthurt when one makes negative remarks on his art. [[Image:nek0gamifailroflcopter.jpg]]
== A Scale God Rises ==
Long ago, many furries and scalies were fapping to prons. It was a prosperous time for all of their kind. However, being the ugly, hard [[niggers]] that the dragon/dino anthros were, the supply of scaly pron ran short. Many bawed and an cried at the shortage of hard textured cocks. Then, one fat scaly decided to crawl out of the [[basement dweller|basement]] because it had flooded with his salty tears. He knew something had to be done. For several months he saved up the [[Jew gold]] that his grandma sent him and soon collected enough to buy a tablet of his very own. At his own suffering and sacrifice he crawled back into the lowest depths of his basement once again. Ever since he has supplied scalies of all kind with many of the hard slippery [[cock]]s of salamanders, dinosaurs, dragons and whatnot. This new God to the scaly world was known as DarkNekoGami, [[Lord]] of [[34]].

{{clear}}

== Gallery ==
{{cg|WARNING: HIGH LEVELS OF FAGGOTRY|drknekogallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Lucario asplode.jpg|[[I CAME]]
Image:Auragasm1.jpg|Tentacle rape
Image:Auragasm4.jpg|[[wat]]
Image:Auragasm7.jpg|Tentacle rape again
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Auragasm6.jpg|Needs moar Pokemans
Image:Auragasm5.jpg|There is a point where this needs to stop...
Image:Auragasm3.jpg|...and we've [[ALL CAPS|CLEARLY]] passed it.
Image:1219603467.nek0gami dn akumoogle hybrid 2.jpg|Tastes like dodge tool.
Image:1187234030.nek0gami dn letsa-blow.jpg
Image:Furry portal.jpg|[[shit brix|MINDFUCK]]
Image:1194258969.half.nek0gami dn ttc-midna.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]
</gallery>}}{{clear}}

== See also ==
*[[Dr. Comet]]
*[[Faggotry]]
*[[Furry]]
*[[Homosexual]]
*[[Lucario]]
*''[[Pokémon]]''
*''[[EverQuest II]]''
*[[Rule 34]]
*[[Sick Fuck]]
*[[ZEN]]

== External links ==
*{{yt|u|GamiCross|His Jewtube account}}
*{{deviantart|nek0gami|DA account, you'll be safe}}
*{{furaffinity|nek0gami|Furaffinity Account, Hazmat suit and flamethrower required.}}
 
{{furfaggotry}}
 
{{da}}
 
{{stub}}
[[Category:YouTube]]
[[Category:People]]

ItalianGuyFromNY

2024-08-30T18:47:47Z

Caku: /* Resources */ replacing missing yt template

{{warning|the following article is NOT about a real person. IGFN is actor and has no feelings just like [[Ian Crossland]]}}
[[Image:IGFN.jpg|thumb|right|[[asking for it]] ]]
[[Image:Italianguyfromny lolz.jpg|right|frame|whoah scary]]
'''ItalianGuyFromNY''' (Buddy), is a dynamic [[YouTube Super Fag]]got [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5MT5vKzrMM] that [[troll]]s video sharing sites for online pussy that he is unable to get [[IRL]]. Basically Buddy is renowned for making extremely shitty [[vlog]]s and videos that nobody gives a shit about, other than his puppet '''Hanz Dieter Ulrich'''. While the true intentions of ''Hanz Dieter Ulrich'' are unclear, it is evident that ItalianGuyFromNY is a over-sensitive [[drama]] [[fag|bottom]] feeding [[camwhore]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5MT5vKzrMM]. If "[[you]]" know the true intentions of Buddy's drama escapades, please join [[ED]] and add to this article (or just contact [[anonymous]] anonymously here [http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=IGFNYdoxdrop])

Buddy / Brian is also notable for [[drama]] involving participation in the womanizing of various [[fangirl]]s via live video stream on [[Stickam]].com [http://www.stickam.com/profile/mrpigglesworth], however he doesn't enjoy this as much as the considerable time he has spent getting [[gay|nekkid]] for the very appreciate [[fag|Zipster08]].

==History==
[[Image:Italianguyfromny fagboi1.jpg|thumb|right|that least he's original...]]
From the very beginning, it was clear that Buddy was totally in love with himself (after all who isn't right? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu9JONpx6Rk]. While most argue his online relationship with [[camwhore|XgobobeanX]] (Jill) is extremely disturbing; most [[lol]]cows want to believe that Buddy makes shirtless videos for the [[lulz]] rather than for [[faggot]]ry. The truth is Buddy is married to some chick that lives in Germany, and he lives in his mother's basement. While most of his so-called "videos" remain "Embedding disabled by request", his history will be surely [[wiki]]fied for great justice.

==[[Deleting your Youtube Videos]]==
You don't have to have [[wiki]]-precognition to realize that [[Deleting your Youtube Videos]] is the [[final solution]] for '''ItalianGuyFromNY'''. As in the case with various videos in which he makes out with women that were not his wife, Buddy must hide the truth. While Buddy argues he made these videos for "acting purposes", no one but [[PigSlop]] is following the logic.

Currently most of videos are still available, however it is forecasted that a purge is coming in the not too distant future.

==Trivia==
[[Image:Marinebuttsecks.jpg|thumb|left|Marine buttsecks?]]
[[Image:Buddytat.jpg|thumb|right|Buddy's tats prove he is masculine M4M type of frat bro that totally digs Jesus Christ]]
*According to his YouTube profile "All videos are parodies. FAKE, Not real. I am an actor."
*Is [[not gay|Completley Heterosexual]]
*Has a fetish for [[sock]] puppets and [[furries]]
*blames everything on 4chan
*Kevin [[Nalts]] fanboi
*is as Italian as [[Super Mario]]
*substitute temp teacher for "troubled" kids
*IGFN is the white version of [[DiGiTiLsOuL]]
 
{{rainbowsmall|BADA BING}}
 

=="To Dream Of Her"==
[[Image:Italianguyfromny 1 fagboi.jpg|thumb|right|[[LOL]] at first sight]]
[[Image:Buddy italianguyfromny.jpg|thumb|right|[[XxPrincessPunkxx|holy shite!]] plz adv ]]
Are you her ? Well who isn't. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcvMa0kJsMM] If one watches '''IGFN''' [[TL;DW]] clips, obvious patterns of [[drama]] come to light. For example, Buddy enjoys creating personalized vlogs; the only problem is they aren't personalized at all. For example, the following is a [[trap]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uNHbJh42Is]!

Buddy prefers to reach out to lonely female [[vlog]]gers using a complex series of [[unrealistic expectations]]. He does this by creating the illusion of "caring through [[vlog]]". Basically, he establishes an [[anonymous]] front in which confesses how he plans to [[die alone]] unless the unsuspecting viewer drops their panties (in real time). He also usually goes on further to attempt an [[IRL]] hookup via "hugging it out in real life" as in the case with the various [[YouTube]] gatherings.

==EDiot Research==
While a full investigation is pending, [[ED]]iot research crack team has found strong evidence that shows ItalianGuyFromNY's wife is extremely fucking pissed off over the fact '''Hanz Dieter Ulrich''' fucked the shit outta XgogobeanX. While there is very little she can do from Germany, [[VK411]] promises she will keep a watchful eye over his [[attention whoring]].

Currently, his activities are filed under "boring [[jewtube]] [[anti-lulz]]" and pending a further review with [[420chan]]'s invasion squad [http://www.not420chan.com/i/res/86957.html#i86957].

==Gallery of Machoism==
<gallery>
Image:Italianguyfromny fagboi.jpg|'''Hanz Dieter Ulrich''' sock puppet, and ItalianGuyFromNY puppet lover
Image:Itglogo.jpg|easily confused with [[User:Drunkenlazybastard]]
</gallery>

==Quotes==
[[Image:Italianguyfromny fagboi11.jpg|thumb|right|anti-[[DanielSpengies]] ]]
[[Image:Italianguyballgrope.jpg|thumb|right|he wasn't allowed to participate in [[faggotry|"games"]] after this [[gay|"incident"]]]]
{{quote|I'm literally God's gift to women|ItalianGuyFromNY}}
{{quote|So many hawt moms, so little time....|ItalianGuyFromNY}}
{{quote|All videos are parodies. FAKE, Not real. I am an actor.|IGFN}}

==Typical YouTube Clip==
[[Image:Buddy italianguyfromny youtube.jpg|thumb|right|ItalianGuyFromNaziGermany]]
clearly hilarious. EDiot research would later go on to prove Jill did in fact sleep with Buddy at "7/7/07" YouTube whore fest.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NYn9xvF2bo huh ?]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNnPxfyzEUQ can you feel the love ?]

==Related Drama==
[[Image:Katja.jpg|thumb|right|XgogobeanX's competition: ItalianGuyFromNY's wife]]

*[[not gay|Completely Heterosexual]]
*[[fat]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[gay]]
*[[Hypocrite]]
*[[Mark Foley]]
*[[nalts]]
*[[YouTube Super Fags]]
*[[VK411]]
*[[google]]

==Resources==
*{{yt|u|italianguyfromny}}
*[http://www.stickam.com/profile/mrpigglesworth mrpigglesworth italianguyfromny Stickam]
*[http://www.myspace.com/italianguyfromny italianguyfromny MySpace]
{{stub}}
{{YoutubeSeries}}

[[Category:People]]

Brian Connors

2024-08-30T18:45:31Z

Caku: missing template fix

{{Failsathero}}

'''Brian Connors(formally known as Godiscool212)'''-What happens when you take a ultra [[religion|religious]] mentally unstable person and feed him a bunch of [[DINDUNUFFIN|conspiracy bullshit that nobody in the right mind would actually believe in]]. Well Brian Connors is what happens. A insestious, super religious paranoid lunetic who is souronded by people just a crazy.

== The discovery of Brian Connors ==

Brian Connors came to [[internet|Efame]] when his videos were discovered by [[Conservatism|InternetAristocrat]] [[last Thursday]]. Not being as popular as he is to day the Internets own aristocrat decided to create a all new video series called Internet insanity were he finds [[Josef Fritzl|legitimately crazy people]] and discusses them and the first candidate for review was Brian Connors. Internetaristocrat was originally gonna make his internet insanity discussion about Brian Connors a two parter but do to his growing popularity [[Troll's Remorse|he did not want to many people to search for Brian Connors as he was in a very bad state of mind]]. As such the two parter got cancelled and instead Internetaristocrat decided to make his next Internet Insanity episode about [[Nick Bate]]. In the first videos that Brian Connors made he talks about aviation and child molestation and his failed attempt to become [[an hero]]. However it is not until he gets introduced to the conspiracy known as gangstalking that he goes full crazy and gets locked into a insane asylum since then he has been let lose again since unlike [[Jeffrey Dahmer|certain]] [[Ted Bundy|other]] [[Black Supremacy|lunatics]] Brian Connors is completely harmless as far as we can tell.

<center><youtube>JofFdIUgaUU</youtube> 
'''The video'''</center>

== Wanting to Marry his cousin ==

[[Redneck|Like many religious people in the united states Brian Connors has no qualms about marrying his relatives]] and has done multiple videos expressing his love for his cousin and his intentions of marrying her.

<center><youtube>gbag8Gpy9NI</youtube> 
'''Warning'''-Watching this might cause great disturbance</center>

== External links ==

*<s>{{yt|u|BrianConnors}}</s> BELEETED
*{{yt|u||MisterMetokur}}- Internetaristocrats current channel.

{{Christianity}}
{{truth}}

User talk:Caku

2024-08-30T17:11:56Z

Caku: /* can you please fix the article on 2 on typing error grammar */

Here you can bitch and moan, there are no rules vandalize this page as much as you want god knows i dont care.

== can you please fix the article on 2 on typing error grammar==

can you fix

this:

https://edramatica.com/FFStef09

and this one please

https://edramatica.com/Kyah_Peterson

thx you

No [[User:Caku|Caku]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 17:11, 30 August 2024 (UTC)

==Good Job==
I award you an A+ on your homework for the day. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 08:11, 11 May 2021 (EDT)

== IMPORTANT ==
{{cs|shit|access allowed to staff only|{{rainbow|i farted}}}}
:Same [[User:Caku|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 16:21, 16 June 2021 (EDT)

==<3==
Everytime you peepee or poopoo an angel gets it's wings. [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 12:12, 13 June 2021 (EDT)

== Question... ==

Why does tabs like SEO/tags so much? [[File:George-W-Bush.jpg|45px]] [[User:Dubya|Dubya]] ✪ ([[User talk:Dubya|Talk]]) 16:14 16 June 2021 (EDT)

:Some say he's got a search engine fetish [[User:Caku|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 16:20, 16 June 2021 (EDT)

::Oh, I think he just put those there so that the pages would show up in the search results on other search engines. Maybe not google, but maybe places like AOL or DuckDuckGo. But if that's the case why does everyone else hate them. Wouldn't that mean our articles show up in the results? [[File:George-W-Bush.jpg|45px]] [[User:Dubya|Dubya]] ✪ ([[User talk:Dubya|Talk]]) 16:29 16 June 2021 (EDT)

== I nominate Caku for the next Vox Dramatica award. ==

I nominatee him for his devotion to the wiki, and awesome work with templates. Who seconds this motion? [[File:Dancing Spiderman.gif|60px]] [[User talk:Dancing Spiderman|^_^]] [[User:Dancing Spiderman|Dancing Spiderman]] 14:43 5 July 2021 (EDT)
 FUCK OFF VIRIL [[User:Caku|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 12:24, 6 July 2021 (EDT)

== Thank you so fucking much dude. ==

For recovering [[King Critic]]. I loved writing that article so much and I missed it when it was gone. [[User:FBIAgent|FBIAgent]] ([[User talk:FBIAgent|talk]]) 02:21, 19 August 2021 (EDT)

No problem that will be $2, do you want fries with that? [[User:Caku|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 16:45, 19 August 2021 (EDT)

==RE:Anal Rape==
[[File:sam hyde unwrapped.png]] [[User:.wil|.wil]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]] 19:44, 21 August 2021 (EDT)
sexy [[User:Caku|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 19:53, 21 August 2021 (EDT)

== Ban these socks ==

*[[Special:Contributions/LosSaintos|LosSaintos]]
*[[Special:Contributions/BunnyMan|BunnyMan]]
*[[Special:Contributions/DoritosFan205|DoritosFan205]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Netherworld|Netherworld]]
*[[Special:Contributions/SpiderManIsCool2001|SpiderManIsCool2001]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Trollsome|Trollsome]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Coolspeedyjosh|Coolspeedyjosh]]
*[[Special:Contributions/Antcruz|Antcruz]]

Willg's at it again. Many of these accounts are impersonation to attempt to damage people's reputation. I would suggest [[Talk:Willg8686|protecting the talk page]] to "[edit=EDitors] [move=EDitors]". —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 17:23, 1 September 2021 (EDT)
:[[Special:Contributions/MrNigger|Another one]], and [[Special:Contributions/Dark|another one]], and [[Special:Contributions/Light|another one]], and [[Special:Contributions/FuckingGayMan|another one]], and [[Special:Contributions/Gayest|another one]], and [[Special:Contributions/Skemmer|another one]], and [[Special:Contributions/Hemen|another one]]. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 18:04, 1 September 2021 (EDT)

== Stop edit warring over cocks on someone else's userpage ==

Leave other's userpages alone, faggot. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 19:45, 20 September 2021 (EDT)
:Make me nigger [[User:Caku|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 15:53, 21 September 2021 (EDT)
::[[File:Hello.jpg]] —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 12:18, 24 September 2021 (EDT)
:::Hot [[User:Caku|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 12:20, 24 September 2021 (EDT)
I bet ur fapping to this image lol[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 14:52, 4 February 2022 (EST)

== fuck you faggot ==

{{Gayaward}} —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]] 14:29, 28 September 2021 (EDT)
:Wait you're gonna spree my talk page and remove it yourself fucking pathetic [[User:Caku|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 15:29, 28 September 2021 (EDT)

== One and only warning ==

{{cease}}
You should stop with your edit wars or I might be forced to use the banhammer. —[[User:MarioMario456|Mario]][[User talk:MarioMario456|Mario]][[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|456]]

:no [[User:Kaizen|Kaizen]] ([[User talk:Kaizen|talk]]) 17:04, 28 September 2021 (EDT)
:force deez nuts nigga [[User:Caku|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 17:22, 28 September 2021 (EDT)

== re: Please sign this and send it back to me ==

do i have to? this means one or both of us has to spend more time erasing Antardus's vandalism. besides there's already five sigs there and i think he's doing ok. :( -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 23:37, 28 September 2021 (EDT)
:I think he is a nigger[[User:Caku|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 11:09, 29 September 2021 (EDT)



==From me, Wyyzrd==
Don't let MM456 get you down; your both good editors, and I thought the {{{cocks}}} stuff was fucking hilarious.

You're a good dude and a great template necromancer (and at least you're not a miraheze rapefuejew); keep on doing your best Caku.

[[User:DevilsAdvicote|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] 6:50 30 October 2021 (ECT)

==Medal4Caku.png==
Looks pretty cool how'd you make it? [[User:Fagnum D. I. C. K.|\8====D/]] 21:17 2 November 2021 (EDT)
:I didn't [[User:Caku|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 05:39, 3 November 2021 (EDT)
::Who did? [[User:Fagnum A. I. C. K.|\8====D/]] 10:38 3 November 2021 (EDT)

== Found the Lulcowboard Template. ==

{{Lulcowboard}}

It's back, and I put it on all the proper pages, except Mikemikev's because it's protected. [[User:Hands of fate|Hands of fate]] 11:15 5 November 2021 (ECT)

==best picture formatter 2022==
{{niggerlover}}
[[User:Kamaloka|dont fucking look at me]] [[File:willgif.gif|50px]] 12:36, 8 January 2022 (EST)

So why the fuck did u vandalise my user page?[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 18:57, 9 May 2022 (EDT)
leave it be you fucking retard[[User:Fucktard12345|Fucktard12345]] ([[User talk:Fucktard12345|talk]]) 18:57, 9 May 2022 (EDT)

== categories are not templates ==

don't categorize things with <nowiki>{{ curly braces }}</nowiki>, that's for templates. use <nowiki>[[ square brackets ]]</nowiki> to categorize. also, if something is tagged {{template|crap}}, it'll already be included in [[:Category:Crap]] thx [[User:H64|H64]] ([[User talk:H64|talk]]) 14:37, 4 February 2023 (EST) 
fuck you nigger [[User:Caku|I HATE NIGGERS]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 20:27, 30 June 2023 (EDT)

Boogie2988

2024-08-29T20:27:32Z

Caku: Fixed cg and other shit

{{aspergers}}
{{achtung|BOOGIE NOW HAS A 55 MINUTE LONG YOUTUBE DOCUMENTARY DEDICATED TO HOW MUCH OF A PATHETIC RETARD HE IS}}

{{Achtung| Boogie lied about having cancer}}

[[File:Boogie2988 (Steven Williams), 2018 (7W6ULgtLUqY).jpg|200px|thumb|right|Don't [[vomit| rush]], ladies!]]
[[File:Kids calling Boogie an inspiration.png|thumb|This is how delusional his fans are.]]
'''[[Powerword| Steven Jason Williams]]''' aka '''Boogie''' aka '''Boogie2988''' aka "that disgusting fat fuck who's not [[AvantGardePony]]" is a pathetic, morbidly obese, emotionally manipulative, hypocritical, fence-sitting, supposedly video game based [[Jewtube|YouTube]] [[vlogger]] and the poster child of faking being [[nice guy| sweet and lovable ]] for profit.

Boogie has successfully built his entire online presence by fooling millions of no-lifers into thinking that he's the nicest guy on the internet. His fans think he is the "Mr Rogers of YouTube" just because, supposedly, most of his low-effort videos are all about kindness, positivity or some bullshit nobody with half a brain cares about. In reality, Boogie is only bitching and moaning nonstop about how hard it is to be a beloved YouTube millionaire. He constantly whines about being fat and has been promising his fans that he'd lose weight [https://streamable.com/whnlm for at least 8 years] only to bail out on his latest fad diet at the last minute, every single time. This doesn't stop his fans from calling him "an inspiration" for only eating enough junk food to feed 5 people all on his own (instead of enough food for 6!!)

He also is not above whining about his abusive childhood and any other "problems" ("Muh Algorithm isn't promoting my low effort content!")
that he can exploit for sympathy points. This neckbeard is an absolute master of [[victim complex| playing the victim card]]. Anytime he gets even the slightest bit of criticism, expect him to start a pity-party by saying something along the lines of [[lies| "I acted like an asshole because I disassociated, it's an explanation and not an excuse. But look at me I defend gay people and feed the poor! Please feel sorry for me"]]. Or worse he might even threaten [[An hero| to kill himself]] if you call him out on his bullshit.
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==Boogie's Misogynistic Porn blogs==
[[File:Boogiebrags.png|thumb|Boogie2988 braggin about a hooker finding him disgusting]]

Before Boogie started pretending he was the nicest person alive, he was actually just your average /b/tard troll. He liked to shitpost and brag about hiring whores on his personal blog, as this was his main source of income before he became a YouTuber. [https://streamable.com/zbwzc He even made a video inviting you to join!]

[https://web.archive.org/web/20060507084032/http://www.boogie-blog.com/ So let's visit Boogie's old porn blog]. Here you can see some inspirational quotes from the most lovable person on the internet, like:

Boogie, the YouTuber that wants [[you]] to be the best version of yourself, also [https://i.redd.it/bzmxmwc4ewc11.png blames victims of 9/11] for slowing down his sales of porn products. How dare they be dying and grieving for losing family members! The real problem is him not getting enough people buying porn! [[nope|He's the REAL victim, you see?]]
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File:Just another Inspirational quote2.jpg|thumb|The nicest guy on the internet!
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==Boogie's Lies (Excluding weight loss Bullshit)==
[[File:Boogiebs.png|thumb|Boogie's bullshit about promoting kindness]]
Melon's lies and mental gymnastics to remain morbidly obese and still be somehow "inspirational"· deserve their own section... or article. So, for now, here's some bullshit Boogie says that isn't about losing weight:

Boogie's brand is all about being the nicest guy of the internet. He tries so hard to look like Jesus, that he has claimed [https://streamable.com/pm70d he would never insult or call names to anyone even his worst enemies]. How great of him! Too bad that's bullshit.

While his fans aren't looking he likes to call people [https://streamable.com/kd4zu Neckbeard cucks.] But not directly because he is too much of a pussy to tarnish his nice guy brand.

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==The Boogie Saga==
In 2020, some nobody named [[Frank Hassle]] started [[buttsecks|fucking]] around with Boogie2988. Nobody knows why these two fat retards were mad at each other, but Boogie seemed concerned that Frank was going to rape him. The exchange mostly consisted of Boogie blowing smoke up his own ass, while Frank made extremely funny [[rape]] threats. Frank coaxed Boogie into admitting he fucked his own sister and sucked his dad's dick as a kid. This resulted in Boogie getting [[YouTube|Jewtube]] to delete Frank's channel. Used to subsisting off sewage like a raccoon, Frank kept uploading videos of himself committing felonies to [https://gumroad.com/FrankHassle gumroad] as Boogie continued to spiral into mental illness.

In August 2020, the situation came to a head when Frank Hassle decided to pay a visit to 2396 Berkleigh Drive, Fayetteville, Arkansas, where Boogie lived IRL at the time. The night before, Frank had been posting some tweets calling Boogie a pussy and saying he was in Fayetteville. This made Boogie have a [[fake|completely real and totally not for attention]] [[PTSD]] episode and chimp out on [[Keemstar]] saying he would derezz Frank with a gun. When it came time to shoot, however, Boogie pleaded with Frank to "[[pussy|please don't make me do this]]" and shot a revolver into his own siding.
If this trashy shooting incident had happened at any other time, both parties would have been arrested, but since courts and police are too backed up with the [[nigger|absolute]] [[Coronavirus|trashfire]] that was [[America|2020]], it seems like both men got off the hook for the multiple felonies committed that day.

=='''Must read information'''==

*Some autistic retard made a thread exposing all the bullshit behind Boogie's superficial niceness:
[[https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/ajzm5h/the_hidden_truth_boogie_doesnt_want_you_to_know/ The thread in question]]
*[[https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/ r/SamandTolki, a whole subreddit of no-lifers dedicated to exposing Boogie's bullshit.]]

==External Links==
*{{KYM|memes/people/boogie2988|Boogie2988 KnowYourMeme page}}
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boogie2988 Boogie2988 has an article on English Wikipedia]

== See also ==
*[[Fatass]]
*[[Liar]]
*[[Bipolar Disorder]]
*[[WingsofRedemption]]

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Lina Artemis

2024-08-29T19:46:57Z

Caku: I was gonna fix layout of this page but its so poorly writen its not even worth it

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[[File:Lina true self.png|thumb|Lina's true self]]

[[File:Mike go to Momocon bad look.jpg|400px|thumb| he gain more weight alot!! he went to Momocon! Now he doesnt go to any convention at all!]]

[[File:mike_maverick_approve__by_maxyjokinmemesmadder_dhq32lp-375w-2x.png|400px|thumb| feel free to use the head to mock and parody ]]

[[Image:TheSRS.jpg|thumb|Lina prior to becoming "''trans''".]]
[[File:tumblr_static_tumblr_static_ai7zm4n9mw0kk84g4ccwockk4_focused_v3.png|thumb|From his old day as Mike Maverick formerly]]
[[File:angry linna.png|thumb|200px|fake sexy girl gender]]

'''Lina Artemis''', formerly known as '''Mike Maverick''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Michael D. Laffitte''') is a {{age|1982|3|11}}-year-old [[obese]] [[Nigger|black-ass]] [[American]] [[gamer]] and streamer who currently lives in the shitty state of [[Mississippi]]. He used to do gaming reviews under the channel '''The Super Ace Gamer Show''', but since [[trans]]itioning to a "''woman''" he now streams under '''Lady Ace Gamer''' and '''Starship Zero Lina'''. He is a former friend of [[Spax3]].

He is a [https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Butthurt Butthurt] clown define, a true and [[funny]] and most [[failure|embarrassed]] game streamer of all time on Youtube since the days of Angry Video Game Nerd rip-off users in the late 2000s and the 2010s, stealing James Rolfes fame, and they want populatirity and fame. This idiot clown got fame, and he is still more embarrassing than ever a clown being a trans woman! He is 10000000% [[fail|embarrassing]] and complete [[Butthurt|BUTTHURT!!!!]] He fucking funny than the [[chris chan|CWC aka Christine Weston Chandler]] (Who also a trans-woman).

He likes to witch hunt on other people, those who speak about him; he likes to sexually harass girls and demand they like him and romantically have interest in Mike; he wants girls only whenever he is a transwoman, asking them to follow Mike socially (not only male gender; it is proof that Mike hates male gender); oh, and then he loves to report false claims on Youtube copyright when he did to someone else and did on [https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Spax3 Spax3] (Ed), he always whined shit about his old friend and rival Spax3 all the time, until Spax3 changed his username and started to become a better person.

He was formerly known for his content reviewing game such as: [[TheSuperRobotSoujaOG|theSuperRobotSoujaOG]] , Super Ace Gamers, few list you can remember with.

==HISTORY ==

[[File:super ace gamer old days.png|400px|thumb| before Mr Hat and Shades to Super Ace Gamer]]

'''His life and the heyday being a cis-male'''

[[File:MHS Studio web template.jpg|400px|thumb| "Mr Hat and Shades Studio" in the olden day before he goes by "Turn Around" to Super Ace Gamer.. What a throwback]]

Honestly, you thought that Lina Artemis used to be a decent person shortly after, like back then in 2007 to 2010, where he and Spax were friends and were fans of each other, idolized, but until things changed for the worse, it was absolutely and really unknown that Lina would become the next [[Bill Cosby]] of online and the future to come. Well, everything seems to be good, as once Lina (Mike's former name) seemed to be a cool fella and a cool pro. Well, he isn't your best friend every day, where he used to be known as "The SuperRobotSouja0G.". And let's take a trip back in time where Mike used to be mehh-ish fine to godawful legend.

[[File:GUhbelZa8AISsBx.png|400px|thumb| it goes both way being call Mike and Lina]]

Before he was Super Ace Gamer, he use to be call as the "[[TheSuperRobotSoujaOG|theSuperRobotSoujaOG]]"

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 [[Image:Hey_SRSBaby.jpg|thumb|Foreshadowing to this day he like the little baby culture on grown womans!?]]

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'''Where Mike// Lina and Spax3 use to be good pals until darkest age come to downfall... (2007-2018)'''

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There were times on the internet when online was so simple and was so shitty in the mid 2000s, everyone wanted to be a public figure, and everyone wanted to do a following about themselves and their dedication... Thus, take you back in time to how Mike Maverick/Lina Artemis and Ed/Spax3 used to be such good friends. Rumors say that Mike was a fan of Spax3, and Spax3 was a fan of Mike from the back of the day, simply the back of the day, but everything seemed to be so good in the mid-late 2000s. Somewhere in the later 2000s, until Lina became very secretive that he has an obsession with the female population and going after girls, the truth was told that Lina harassed [[Spax3]] friend; he did harass and troll at SallyTheRabbit...

It is the truth; they used to be friends, and they tried to give each other some chance, chance after chance... Well, things did work out, but it didn't work out to most part from what happened 6–5 years ago that things went completely downhill in 2018–2019, no longer friends and no longer as buddies, but rivals and enemies... How things went downhill to that time frame in the late 2010s and currently the early 2020s!!

So what really happened in the late 2010s? This is where Mike and Ed go to war; it means war! Well, Ed decided to be on the side of people who were against Mike Maverick because of his repetitive behavior of stalking girls and sexually harassing female online users. That started on Youtube, Twitter, Facebook, and other sites that Mike/Lina and Ed/Spax3 decided to be one of the rivals ever like "Bugs Bunny" and "Daffy Duck."

It also confirmed that Ed/Spax3 was trying to help Mike, but Mike refused to get help!

'''As hypocritical that seem that both Ed and Mike, they fuck up with their shitty action and their mistake, afterward......'''

Firstly, Mike overdone this before on the same behavior like he did in the late 2000s stalking at other girls and sexually harassing them... He made a mistake fucking shit before, and he did it before when he was Mike Maverick.

Secondly, despite that, Spax3/Ed regrets the crap he has done, even now that he is slowly becoming a better person and still trying to do the best he can. Often he is getting a little tired of people slandering at this guy, all of the crap what people say, etc., and that he is a pedo and laughing stock, everything that mocks about him. Currently, he is fucking tired. Currently he is learning his crappy mistake and trying to redeem himself to be a better person, yet a lot of people haven't damn realized yet that Ed has changed.

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'''A mistake, but decision can change what-not downhill spiral on Lina's choice(2018-present) IT also means war!
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Well, sometimes a choice cannot be made since it has been many times that they try to make it up and try again and again to get things solved. Even one time on the Mike update video, when Ed was trying to be a voice actor and trying to be better, he lied about his update video to his audience about that. When Ed went on a moral breakdown for his mental health from his suffering sorrow, did

Mike, care... NO! He was backstabbed and betrayed. This is when things started to heat up—as to this day they're enemies/rivals and they still fight to this day. Ed/Spas3 tried to convince Mike/Lina to settle peace and put a stop on this. Mike thought big time that Ed was probably lying and he was going to win; it isn't like that!!! But this is where Mike and his co-hort are thinking about "winning" all the time and that blind to their mind and thoughts that "winning" is poison... Firstly, Ed/Spax3 wanted "peace" to settle, and secondly, Mike/Lina Artemis cared about "winning" so bad. The choice of a decision did not work out on handling the situation.

'''Mike days and the harassment and sexual touchy on female users (mid-late 2010s to present)'''

In the past, Mike harassed one of Spax's friends in the 2000s and 2010s. Then he would go harass girls and sexually harass a lot of female online users for many years to come and to present.

[[File:werido quotes.png|400px|thumb|trying to act like a girl and a woman, Despicable and fucking disgusting as fuck!]]

Although he has crushes over these online users that want to be his girlfriends or sweethearts dearest, as he only wants those girls to be his girlfriends, even so, he fuck up a mistake what he has done, thus he harrased girls such as RetroPrincess and DariaPlays, others were fed up with this bastard card board game, whoever did or did not...

He [https://www.mediafire.com/file/l6tcwjqk85252de/rec%20tinytoonshippuden%2011%20Jun%202009%2001%2005%2001.MP3/file official trolled] on SallyTheRabbit dated 2009..

Over time, in the mid-late 2010s, people started to hate Lina Artemis guts for what he did to other people and harassed the woman online, getting his way...

'''The FEMALE people that Lina harassed:'''

*harasses HungryGoriya*
*harasses DariaPlays*
*harasses RetroPrincess*
*harasses SallyTheRabbit*

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'''How he started to be a trans-woman (2022- present)
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His days as he no longer refers to the male gender, he transforms into a female gender, began his transition as a trans woman, but as a cis-male, as of 2022. Currently, there are historians (like Christorian) of Lina Artemis that know the history of Mike Maverick's olden days and heyday, boycotting and exposing Lina Artemis a lot of time on Youtuber, Twitter, dA, and other sites, whatever he goes to, and it all started in 2022 when he became a trans woman. They are still exposing him and going after him to do the right thing because Lina is using a lot of female chicks to be their to Lina belonging to Mike/Linas, as refers to Mike, who thinks of girls assex obect, and it is a very bad scheme that Lina would be a trans woman. They are still exposing him and going after him to do the right thing because Lina is using a lot of female chicks to be their to Lina belonging to Mike/Linas, as refers to Mike, who thinks of girls assex obect, and it is a very bad scheme that Lina would be a trans-woman faker pretending to be a chick and try to go after cis""-female people online.

[[File:how it started.png|400px| thumb| how it started since 2022]]

'''NOTE:::''' ADD MOAR if those who are historians of Mike/Lina Artemis that he fuck up other people! Before his days of transphobia transition, he was a trans woman faker.

==Who is she or he==

'''What he like to do?:'''

He always like to make content videos, comedy shit videos, draw shitty art, do more crappy video streaming online all the time like he always do.

Nobody care, black-ass dumb fucktard that you make content and videos.. Since you whine shit all the time.

[[File:mike_maverick_starter_pack__by_maxyjokinmemesmadder_dhp4790-414w-2x.jpg|400px|thumb| this spot on completely 100% and FACTS]]

[[File:he was fucking racist before, he black ass.png|400px|thumb| fucking ass, even there were better people than Lina/Mike who understand "Black Lives Matter!" (since 2020) even the George Floyd protester who cares about the man who was killed against the racist cops, not this shit!, not this fucking creep black asshole! This black ass racist fucker]]

He is:
*🔴 [[Doxxing|Doxxer]] He and his company/ cohort are true doxxer!!!
*🔴 Butthurt
*🔴 Racist
*🔴 Trolling
*🔴Apologist
*🔴 Suicidal Bait
*🔴 Harasser
*🔴 Two-faced
*🔴 Pure Badness
*🔴 Transphobia
*🔴 Sexual Harasser
*🔴 Hypocritical
*🔴 Manipulator
*🔴 Dangerous
*🔴 Troll-oriented
*🔴 Sexist

Mike, aka Lina, was born a [[Chris-chan|month after Chris Chan in February,]] but Lina was born in March 1982, both in the same year that Christine and Lina were born.

He likes retro gaming shit; he loves anime; random non-sense that he likes...

He is basically the sexual harasser who has done this to many girls for many years and tends to get away with it this easily. He is basically the online user of [https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Bill_Cosby Bill Cosby]. He sexually harassed girls like DariaPlays and RetroPrincess.

[[File: llina fake girl.png |thumb]]
[[File: trying to be a girl.png |thumb|Lina Fake Trans Woman Sexy]]

Mike is not a good person 100% aka Lina Artemis.. She is going after alot of whores (alot of girls) and he is using his trans-woman as a sexy avatar just to appeal female only and only cis female that are trans males. It is known that Mike has hatered againtst male population just like [[Chris-chan|CWC]] does.

He love witch hunting people by using his own discord server group, going after people, man it can ruin your image big time- if you fucking do that to people, then people turn away and never support you ever again cause your "Childhood hero" is ruined

He likes to hide his Discord server group all the time to avoid his haters, people that still boycott and backslash him with the official truth, and to hide his Discord server group and his social media account, whichever he is at.

The official truth he part of the trolling scene!! big time 100%!

He wasn't a better person after all! But he became one of the greatest pieces of shit ever on the internet ever since the late 2000s to the 2010s—he was doing reviews of gaming content! and doing shit to people!

He does not take critic-ism at all!!!

He like to play the victim cards.. He use autism as a excuse big time "the autism card".

==Characters==

This is the Lina Artemis character he created, one of the best and one of the worst shit ever created. low-point 100000% and uninteresting

'''Carrie Kickmore-''' One of the one-dimensional lame characters: he ever created and ever made... Thus, Carrie Kickmore was influenced by Metroidvania, Capcom games, and other retro gaming scenes. It is most notable that "Carrie Kickmore" is probably a rip-off of the "Street of Rage" character "Blaze," a complete knock-off, despite the fact that the fact that he was inspired to create that character.

'''Glitch Skull-''' is an uninteresting one-dimensional cameo of himself cosplaying as Mike/Lina Artemis, which is an awful operating video editing to a green screen background. Glitch Skull is probably a character of some lame grim reaper, somewhat of a parody of grim reaper, but lamer and crappier...

Thus, his characters are not very appealing to modern audiences, especially to Carrie Kickmore, who is somewhat of a retro fandom OC.

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==A gift for Lina Artemis of Spaceship Zero==
Instead of a of a gift for Lina Artemis/Mike Maverick, here is the gift for the exposer/boycotter/haters of Mike Maverick/Lina Artemis, who is currently fed up with this faker (pretending to be a transwoman, as a cis male). Here is why he will surely love them so much!! I highly doubt it!!!

The gift for Lina Asstermis shrines [[hate art|presents..]] <3

[[File:Mega Mike Man Lina Artemis.jpg|400px|thumb]]

[[File:Black Nerd Comedy is better than Lina Artemis.png||400px|thumb| fucking FACTS and BASED 100% ]]

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== His Sides of the story ==

Mike Maverick or Lina Artemis have his side of his story always from his allegation history past, so you dont need to know about his crap but, if you Lina or Mike for the longest time... IT will tell you alot of reasons that he not your best friend.

The so call "troll" that Mike refer are the exposer// boycotter to troll the audience of Lina Artemis/ Mike chasing away aka leaving Lina Artemis behind officially and completely, despite the exposer who are telling the official dark truth of Lina dark history since the late 2010s

Once you see this article, your childhood hero is officially ruins.

[[File:old day.png|400px|thumb| when was "Super Ace Gamer in the 2010s up until 2022 he began his transition as a trans-woman]]

'''The Side of the story his behavior'''

He liked to troll people before, but now he is influenced to trolling to do witch hunts on other people; those are his ways!!

He was secretively a good person and better, but in reality he wasn't. Since the late 2000s and 2010s, he has become one of the worst and truly horrible people of all time!!

He dreams about being a [[woman]] or a fucking [[girl]] to be a [[transwoman]] when he stated that in the mid-2010s, the same fucking dream that [[Chris Chan]] thinks of as well!!

Although he alot of shit on SallyTheRabbit.. but he fuck over "DariaPlays" and "PrincessRetro" doing Mike prime days being cis-male in the 2010s, then he fuck over them and other people and creep them out, he also made a fucking [[Apology|mistake]].. His apology was not accepted, and he falsely claimed that he would get such a scheme... Even so, he tries to get away from his dark past from the side of the story what he did to [[Spax3]] and other people as well, but boi!! Lina is entering for breaking the [[law]], but he did commit almost and close, so will be...

He is trying to be the [[hero]], but he is not a hero or a good person; he claims that he is a good guy. This is what classic [[Chris Chan]] is trying to do so much! and delusional and blinded online people who have autism that are silly and think they're the good guy and it all fictional—like they were in the movies!! which is fucking reality!!

WHY he likes that, influence to [[Chris Chan]] and [[JewWario]], who learn both of those idiotic fools on the internet that they're horrible people and worse people of all time, ever!! even going after girls and wanting to have [[sex]] and fuck them-self!! I doubt Lina/Mike is doing the same shit as Christine and JewWario repeated the same bad actions they did over the past; even so, Lina hasn't changed since 2007...

His official crush waifu was "Sally The Rabbit."

Half side of the story- people already know the truth about Mike damage controls.. so bullshit it is, they heard enough.

[[Now|Currently]] the exposer and boycott groups of the online cult are telling the truth (who are historians); they are sending random people of Mike's acquaintance/fan/follower, his friends/his co-hort/his company, and his audience just to be aware of Mike Maverick's dark past and the allure he has caused over the years! They are like [[Chris-chan|"Christorian,"]] but they're historians of Lina Artemis/Mike Maverick, knowing about his online days being a cis-male. They can tell them the side of the story of Mike's true colors; he and his friends (his co-hort) try to stop them and silence them, but the groups of online cult exposers keep bothering Lina Artemis on other social media nearly every day, daily, 24/7—until Mike stops faking his gender being a "trans woman.".....

Stop being the hero, stop having a bad feeding about [[A winner is you|"winning"]] is only to solve the problem, win to think and would lead to [[karma]] will create worser and worse by the day, and it will fuck you up harder in your [[ass]] to sick in the [[Goatse|butthole]]... until your feeling will get hurt and get [[fail|epic fail]]... If you want to win so badly, Karma will fuck you. Stop trying to be the fucking hero; there is no such thing as good vs. evil!

== His intense actions ==

[[File:EBKGzTCW4AAWyDl.png|400px|thumb| even Lina/ Mike doesnt understand that Harassment is committed a crime!]]

[[File:Screenshot 2024-08-11 050708.png|400px|thumb| he always try to private his account and hidden his discord server and social media so people wont find him, the INTETRNET SEE THINGS!!]]

[[File:wowww going after discord server group.png|400px|thumb| he going after popular people, professional artist, voice actor, and so much more, he going after female online user and cis female! he going after female online user, and popular people discord server group!!!!!! true stalking!!!!!!!!!!!]]

[[File:EBJ-mPJXYAMg7YG.jpg|400px|thumb| he always gonna say kill himself]]

[[File:Cat fishing about female online user.png|400px|thumb| And then you go after fucking girls. Still, you have fucking friends your co-hort who are fucking toxic and mostly dangerous; you're dangerous too!!! The fucking hell you say this shit!! You going after girls and catfishing them big time!!! ]]

[[File:EFGlTnCUcAArXri.jpg|400px|thumb| he always fuck up shit]]

'''What he fucking do is!:'''

Him, Lina:
He is a fucking internet tough guy...

*his people love to stalking and getting involved on other cases, that is creepy as fucking shit!! these [https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Lina%20Artemis people of Mike and others, fucking bad...]
*stalker
*two-faced
*witch hunting
*death threats
*bashing
*the power of false reporting
*sexual harassing female online users
*brainwashing alot of his subscriber, followers, etc., so his fanbase and followers will not know his past allegation.
*manipulator

* he make sock puppets account

''ADD MOAR..''

'''People Of Mike, his own followers'''

The Liar, the gossipers, the smart assholes of '''all time! PLUS+''' they love talking shit about others people <3

Oh one thing there is a fucking guy who like to cook things on twitter and talk shit about others call [https://x.com/The_Warlock_86 ''"The Lock"''] and [https://x.com/TheNolanKnight '''Nolan'']' is what they're cooking on twitter/ X, two worse ass deadhorse fucker (just official bysander) also the noisy motherfucker laderasses. Alongside the two horsefucker bystanders, one addition is another bystander called [https://x.com/commanderpigski "Igor"] that want to claim everything that Ed and his followers, etc. lie, but no, it is the three bystanders that officially lie 1000x more. I'm Sorry..

By the way, these bystander of Lina, they support a pedophile freak a trans-woman faker- they are soo delusional and soo stupid as fuck to seem what is fucking cooking.. you're being used by this freak?

His friends like Roxie (for example) like to gossip shit on other people.

{{cg|The Intense actions of fucking Lina Artemis schemes, this scumbag! |H8Gallery|center|<gallery>
Image:kill yourself thing.jpg| formerly he was at Newgrounds, got banned.. he was ban on dA. He fed up with his exposer and people that boycott him.. things get worse from there!
Image:talking shit about someone else, with their bad image look bad lol.png| you know someone else bad will make your image look bad if you kept on slandering and your people too! people know you're a bad person. Your intense actions
Image:Screenshot 2024-08-22 023934.png| Lina always accuse someone else reffering to Spax3 attack Lina, but no.. He does this alot for witch hunting on many people. To this day he still do this shit!!! And then he try to hide away as a ghost..
Image: Mike Blocks PersonaComp.jpg| what a chicken and he like to weasel his way OUT of things, he like to block people those who cause drama
Image:stalker behavior.png| Thus this is where [https://x.com/The_Warlock_86 "The Locks"] and [https://x.com/TheNolanKnight "Nolan"] was influenced of Lina Artemis true behavior for what cooking!!! And others if new-comer come! Then they hated these two bystander who have stalker behavior... doing that fucking trend hashtag the [https://x.com/hashtag/Fuckspax3?src=hashtag_click fuck Spax3] Dariaplays was right about this, his followers became a strong bad influence of Lina behavior..
Image:still playing as the victim.png| and then he play the victim card officially..... people been doing this alot of time for many years now
Image: sock puppet account.png| that you Lina aka Mike, your sock puppet account, you been doing this alot for a long time
Image:never leave people.png| he stalk on people and do shit, he never leave people alone or some whores.. he never!!
Image: Mike Fake Apology.jpg| he a apologist
</gallery>|0}}

''ADD MOAR..''

== Did you know?==

[[File:F-cdn5QW8AAGkQZ.jpg|400px|400px|thumb| when trying to be a trans-woman and be sexy, cause of girls being sex object]]

[[File:F8RFB_nWUAATFgK.jpg|400px|thumb| then Roxie tell other people that Lina// Mike work out and he love junk food for work out crap!]]

[[File:mike true dark.jpeg|400px|thumb| Did you know FACTS what he loves!? <3]]

[[File:truth amy.png|400px|thumb| you know that Amy is teen or a kid??? Lina Artemis]]

[[File:support this freak.png|400px|thumb| the truth tell.. I'm sorry.. And still why his followers! his friends! cohorts still support this freak!!]]

Mike Maverick- I mean, Lina, the trans woman faker sexist bastard! There are a lot of fun facts and "did you know" facts that he, his cohort, his bystander, and people make up lies and excuses that things aren't true for what they say! But fucking lies, off course! Their 100% real and facts! The internet is most crappy source from what you dont believe from other people from the side of other people stories, LMAFO... Just to think they're good people officially and that they're public figures, but fuck no!

{{cg| Did you know of some facts from Lina's |H8Gallery|center|<gallery>
Image:confirmed pedohpila.png| childhood pedophilias
Image:Creep alert and wanting a girl.png| Did you know that this girl has a boyfriend or husband? Do you think that he would care? Also, if you really want to fuck her, it would be considered cheating, and that is the guy love interest. That is more creepy. You want someone else to be your girlfriend or love interest. That guy would beat you up for being a trans-woman faker.. Even DariaPlays told her husband about you, her husband knows how to treat a real woman and a real respect!!
Image:trying to be a girl.png| being a sexy girl of a trans-woman, transphobia and yet he making things alot more worser
Image: want to make content term ccrap.png| he keep using this trend of quotes line "He want to make content".. Nobody fucking care about your video and content, do what you love doing, stop whining your shit...
Image:wowwwww really.png| A TRUTH HAS BEEN MADED that Mike/ Lina is a true pedophile.
Image: fbi non sense joke.png| even you're a fucking pedophile and groom minors! think this FBI joke is funny.... no it aint!
</gallery>|0}}

*he love to hide alot
*He still make sock puppet account
*He still make brand new username to escape from his past
* he is big time fat, he eats alot of fast food.. Even though he love to work out excuses
*his friends (co-hosts, associations), his bystander are noisy big time 1000%
* he misses doing video review and doing content, which he make excuses so much
* he guilt-trips for saying "sorry" many times!
* '''NEW::''' Did you know that Mike Whiteknights or company try to tell people (who are new followers, recent followers, or currently new) on social media or "DM" chat on [[discord]] a lot to tell them the truth not to listen to [[Spax3]] about the warning about Lina/Mike dark true colors? Well, personally, it is far too late than that. If you keep doing that, that makes you a liar; didnt you forget that your image and reputation has been damaged! completely!!

ADD MOAR

[[Image:The Mike Maverick want to make content excuse.png |thumb|He always excuses saying "he want to do content" add MOAR of Lina histroy! you get it why! Stop whining shit about it! no one isnt stopping you]]

Lina has the hots over [https://www.google.com/search?q=babs+bunny&sca_esv=ba5cfc1f9915b905&udm=2&biw=1536&bih=695&sxsrf=ADLYWILYgFYrvmnvSeEIZe_Yjion-Jxm3g%3A1723847144722&ei=6NG_ZsbdK5Cm5NoP8__AiAQ&ved=0ahUKEwjG8dSFx_qHAxUQE1kFHfM_EEEQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=babs+bunny&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mt Babs Bunny from Tiny Toon Adventure] [https://www.google.com/search?q=tea+gardner+yugioh&sca_esv=ba5cfc1f9915b905&udm=2&biw=1536&bih=695&sxsrf=ADLYWIKBpBiuhkfp_P7sy-_aM1XuaKx0Lg%3A1723847751219&ei=R9S_Zr2CDfal5NoPkdut-QQ&ved=0ahUKEwj9we6myfqHAxX2ElkFHZFtK08Q4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=tea+gardner+yugio Tea Gardner from Yugioh], and [https://www.google.com/search?q=amy+rose&sca_esv=ba5cfc1f9915b905&udm=2&biw=1536&bih=695&sxsrf=ADLYWILh8yy02PZLu0CgqQdXnM1DjooJRQ%3A1723847798564&ei=dtS_ZqKMIoit5NoPm7eR4Ac&ved=0ahUKEwiin7i9yfqHAxWIFlkFHZtbBHwQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=amy+rose&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6 Amy Roses (boi Sonic The Hedgehog will get fucking angry at this pedophile black asshole Lina!] He has 3 waifu that he is in love with! Especially [[Sailor Moon|Sailor Jupiter!]]

This count as Lina Artemis sh- I mean he a [[Pedophilia|true pedophile!]]

She is into baby clothing culture, by the way, big time! where female character dress up as baby, freaking!

'''Fun Fact:''' he hate male gender completely! since he a transwoman and prefer female only!

'''Fun Fact 2:''' Do you know that Mike is never right? There were other opinions that Ed/Spas3 was RIGHT officially (he did fuck up, but he was a better person afterall and still trying to be; even though he messed up things in his past, he was redeeming himself to be a be a better person). Sorry Mikey, you are never right all the time. Since [[Spax3|Ed]] is always neutrally right, he is not a hero but a decent person.

'''Fun Fact 3:''' Even he is passionate about gaming and crap! He's a big fan of anime, video gaming, and films. He's a geek after all, like one of the retarded geeks! Even though he is a fucking [[capcom|fan of Capcom]],, his love over the [[Megaman|Megaman series.]] Even so, he always loves doing content shitty videos. He keeps whining so much that he wants to make "content" again while people who criticize him say, "You can go ahead and make content"—like, what the actual fuck—then he whines that he doesn't like to be harassed and is mean to Lina and Mike.

'''Fun Fact 4:''' Mike Maverick- I mean Lina, he sexual harassed girls aside RetroPrincess and DariaPlays, he sexual harassed of girls to name a list following:

*harasses HungryGoriya

*harasses RetroPrincess

*harasses SallyTheRabbit

*harasses [https://x.com/LizzieRFreeman Lizzie Freeman] , it has been confirmed that [[spax3|Ed]] did not stalk "Lizzie Freeman" and claims that it is official false as people say! it is official truth that Lina Artemis/ Mike sexual harassed a Voice Actress "Lizzie Freeman", not Ed. By the way, she is not a nice person.. rumor claims that she is kind of hateful in some sense.

'''Fun Fact 5:''' He likes to be a trans woman while faking his gender, but the exposer of Lina keeps bothering him every single day for a long time. They were Mike historians other than than [[Chris-chan|"Christorian"]] that know about Mike's past antics and the controversy he caused back in the late 2000s and 2010s. He doesn't want Drama, yet the people who dislike Lina tell him demanding to stop "being a trans woman," he refuses to listen!

He does not listen to any advice or take criticism; he refuses to be a better person. He will never be a better person!

'''FUN FACT 6: ''' People are beginning to wake up officially (some or little), and they're cutting ties completely over Lina Artemis, despite knowing the truth now about Lina Artemis and Mike Maverick's dark history: that he fucks over people and hurts them. Let him do whatever he wants and please on the internet to sexually harass girls and use them as "sex objects." They officially know, mostly they block him on all social media (depends) or some unsubscribe him.

Please pay no attention to Lina Artemis saying, These were the lies. Listen to Lina's exposers who are posting on other social media sites such as Youtube, Twitter, and other sites; they will give you a better official answer than Mike Cheap talks about his other side of the story.

Mike still does not realize it; he is losing his followers, and he is losing a lot of fans. His fans and followers are losing a lot of respect for Lina Artemis.

'''FUN FACT 7:''' Did you know that he refused to solve the problem and fix the damage he has caused for many years? At least [[ProJared]] and other people who were shy enough to be cowards admit what they did was screw up and became a better person for better changes, so does [[Spax3|Ed]] (willing to change and start being a better person)

'''FUN FACT 8 OFFICIAL TRUTH:''' Did you know that Spax3 is trying to tell Mike to settle peace and to stop this ongoing hateful war? Probably Mike doesn't want peace; he wants to get away, and you know what else? He cares about trying to win, which is all he wanted; winning won't do any good unless karma can fuck you up real good.. [https://www.deviantart.com/disneyequestrian2012/journal/True-meaning-of-winning-1068697821 This isn't the heroes versus villains, tell you the truth.. but winner doesn't count that they really WANT!] Thus where we are, Mike and his followers, his friends are trying to redeem themself being the good guys, which wrongly it seem NOT!! Because winning is never the answer, you sillys. Defeating [[Spax3]] won't solve problems; [[Thanos|nobody isn't the "Avengers or Thanos" if you want that to happen in]] real life, [[Failure|that not gonna happen because it]] fictional. Mind that a check can [[IRL|get thru your stupid thin skull on reality, a reality check.]] Thank you. =)

'''FUN FACT 9 OFFICAL TRUTH:''' [https://x.com/The%20Warlock%2086 Did y][https://x.com/TheNolanKnight/status/1777004543949095392 ou kn][https://x.com/commanderpigski ow that] Lina Artemis followed and support 3 bystander on twitter who love talking shit about somebody else, [[Spax3]] , someone else shitty business.. You know what cooking but they never shut the fuck up to their asses...... and their shitty mouth! But BOI! they got no feeling to other people and they sooo supporting this sexual monster freak LINA ARTEMIS so much, at this campaign of hilarious ongoing trend of fucking HASHTAG of saying [[FUCK YOU]] [[Spax3]] on the going [https://x.com/hashtag/FuckSpax3?src=hashtag%20click HASHTAG that can be shown on this where you click..] where it exists, this be exists as well for years to come.. BOII THOSE fuckers love to cook so much! But they're [[Internet Tough Guy|internet tough guys]] after all, people SURELY HAVE HATERED on internet tough guys like these 3 people[https://x.com/kristanni20x6/status/1778419512372543688 , plus another addition for...] one of the crappier people ever.. TRUE LIAR

[[File:Meanwhile Lina reaction.png|400px|thumb| he groom online girls who are teenage to 20 years to 30 and 40 year old, he did admit and may have done pedophilla act acting creep.. REACTION about Webby joke on FUN FACT 10 OFFICIAL TRUTH! This is truth!! ]]
'''FUN FACT 10 OFFICAL TRUTH:''' Did you know that he sexually harassed girls over the past online? Most online female users back in the day, well, maybe so, but she has a strong crush on girls who are their teens (probably Lina groomed a teenage online user to 20 years old and now 30 and now 40 years old). Now she loves fictional characters who want to fuck with them, especially with the [https://x.com/MikeLaffitteCP/status/1828261284304875689 joke with the "Webby" thing.] He has a taste to [[Lolicon|Lolicon...]] .. He going after Megaman sister "Roll".. He definetly a [[Wapanese|"Weeaboo"]] BIG TIME... Worse than ever Becoming the [[JewWario|NEXT JewWario!]]

ADD MOAR MOREEE

'''FACTS YOU DIDNT KNOW::::'''

'''FACTS You didnt Know!? 1?:''' Did you know that Lina would like to fuck with Amy Rose, Tea Gardner (Yugioh), Sailor Jupiter, Babs Bunny (Tiny Toon Adventure), and Shantae? He dreams of having any female cosplayer dress up with these characters in real life; he wants them to have sex, and dreams of having them be Lina's girlfriend or boyfriend.

'''FACTS You didnt Know!? 2?:''' He likes to play the "victim role and use the victim card, even using "autism" as an excuse as a defense.

{{cg|Mike Maverick// Lina Artemis favorite waifus he wish these characters were his real girlfriend in real life |H8Gallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Amy_Rosexa.png|
Image:sailor jupiter 2.png|
Image:bas bunny.png|
Image:F_NtjibW4AA5XZF.jpg|
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Image: roll waifu.png
Image: 9145366-webby.jpg
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'''THE UN-ANSWER QUESTION:::'''
[https://x.com/realmwars/status/1777622006508257708 But this guy] alongside his friends with Mike and his company, are so true liar after all... Realmwars is one of the liars, fiends and a scumbag who is defending a sexual pedophile with Mike. Extremely Hypocritical 100% but big first liar, firstly you call Spax a pedo (while he minding his own business and trying to change), then you support Lina/Mike Maverick (another pedophile and defending this sick fucker), right there both ways- is truly hypocritical and stupid!! Lina has friends who are pedophile!!!

[https://x.com/realmwars/status/1814000872952930584 His friend (he like on this post big time big ways)], Mike's company, and all of his bystander are [[liars|true LIARS 1000000%]] . CONSIDERED DONE.

That what everyone get noisy..

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==Why a Trans-woman?? This beg the question ==

It all started in the mid 2010s that Mike want to be a trans-woman. Way-way-back!

He began his transition as a trans woman '''as of 2022,''' despite the fact that in the 2010s he wanted to be a woman for years, while he has been a cis male all of his life and is faking his gender of being a sexy womanso he can get laid with the girls on the internet and fuck with them. However, it should have taken 15 or 6 years to legal name change if he were a trans woman as of 2022, despite the fact that in the 2010s he wanted to be a woman for years, while he has been a cis male all of his life and is faking his gender of being a sexy woman so he can get laid with the girls on the internet and fuck with them. However, it should have taken 15 or 6 years to legal name change if he were a trans-woman"""," but unlike [[Chris-chan|"CWC"]] (which Christine legal name changed to Christian" paid money for legally name change), CWC likes to pay a lot of legos, games, toys, and so many more. It's the freaking same thing how Lina spends too much money for games, figurines, movies, and so much.

Plus, to this day, as he loves spending money, he does work out a lot, mostly, but he gets fast food outside officially.

Why it matters, Mike, as his personas of Lina, uses this "sexy girls" transhopibia just to appeal to female viewers, just to come and support his dick on sucking on cocks and cumming, faking his gender, and he would get away this easily to get more girls! Thus, his friends and supporters/followers are okay with this shit?????

He is very stubborn and does not care about his well-being! Nor doesn't care about legally changing his name; that is the best option to avoid online drama.

{{cg|Why being trans girl? |H8Gallery|center|<gallery>
Image:trans woman.png| he doesnt bother to legally name change
Image:trans woman 2.png| LOL he want to be the trans woman as Vtuber, but in real life as cis male it a difference story
Image:trans woman 3.png| since 2022 he became a girl
</gallery>|0}}

==The lands of hypocritical non senses milky ==
A land of hypocritical where Lina Artemis make so much excuses and say things so much.

Like he always say sorry and etc etc

*He brain wash people to support Lina Artemis, he currently doing so right now

*He always say he want to make content, but make senses while people and others people tell importantly shit that he is fucking too much.. He can still make videos, no one cares!!

*He always say he is sorry but never prove it!

* ADD MOAR

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ADD MOAR if you know Mike past history

{{cg|The lands of hypocritical lands of Mike milky crap! |H8Gallery|center|<gallery>
Image:work out fast food.png| HEY ROXIE, have you told on anyone else that he does "Work out shit" and be a gossiper, while that none of your business!!!! Thus Mike is being too [[Racism|racism]] over another [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzzgpWJ19Xc cook (Chef Rush) Youtuber who is alot more better than this] fucktard asshole! saying DAMNIT!!!! copycatter!
Image:test luck.png| playing the victim card that what he in for!
Image:the mike truth off(3).png.png| he always feel better when there goes up and down.. as winning he want! and he want so much for cheering up
Image:ADD MOAR.png| You belong to the Jared Folge side and the Kyle A. Carrozza side, even though you refer to the FBI. With this stupid joke, you would cross a line about offending against a child. This is not funny. The FBI is serious; even now that they are fucking lazy, they don't do shite on the internet, nor do the police do now a days. As much you hate Spax3 wanting him to go to prison, you belong to the prison cell, Home-boi..
Image: Screenshot 2024-08-22 023916.png| you're BAD AND GODWAWFUL feeding to controversy person Reploids Revo (who is a piece of trash and shit) and a true pedophilies
Image:mike truth off(3)1.png| even you support Reploids Revo or use to be, you're on the same level as Reploid Revo..... even he gone, you will be next too officially once you are defeated and humiliated for what you have done.
Image:wishing gone.png| that time you wish for karma , will directly come to you officially that no one want to see Reploids Revo, same with you mr. black ass fucktard, they dont wan to see your face anymore because they dont like your guts!
Image:Mike_Cant_Accept_Criticism.png| he refused to be a better person that why...
Image:Mike is a hypocrite 2.png
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==The hatered and mehh feeling on Spax3 and Lina flaming spiral- the best trilogy since Star War series==

[[File:slander party.png|400x|thumb|the ongoing trend hate]]

*'''PART 1: The best friends to best pals rival of comedy shit( A LOVE AND HATE RELATIONSHIP with LINA/ MIKE and Spax3/ ED:'''

It love story but rival story between g̶o̶o̶d̶ v̶s̶ e̶v̶i̶l̶ more than that as it no such thing of "GOOD VS EVIL", it more as timeless, comedic, stupid, silly and big time failure of horse shit and deadhorses, completely annoying and lamer over this stupid "flame war" from the mid-late 2000s of internet drama!!!

[[File:the ongoing battle of 2024 funny comedy.png|400px|thumb| TRUE REACTION... the best friends turn to be the best pals of rival as off!!]]

'''the true REACTION (of this song)''' of the love and hated to Lina Artemis and Spax3, they were pals, but now rival ongoing... THIS IS THE REACTIONS they been doing shit for a ages!! "You're the one that I WANT!" it comedy gold! hate-ing and fighting each other... '''THIS SONG'''
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTLbxH2ub5s</youtube>

'''The collection of love and hated with Lina and Mike's.. It Just like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck rivalry, comedy gold!'''

[[File:tire some on slander party.png|400px|thumb| He was tired of the Spax3 [[Harassment|slander party.]] LET BE REAL... Ed or Spax, he being like Bugs Bunny.... While Lina/ Mike is the real Daffy Duck! Even Ed is trying to get better at things]]

[[File:on late 30 and 40 bullshit.png|400px|thumb| Well how it ended with the relationship formerly they use to be fan with each other and friends.. NO MORE! Nahh Hood is no hero or villain. But Lina is the true villain. Still fucking ongoing with their love and hate relations]]

 [[Image:Kanye and Mike.jpg|thumb|100% Facts! that Spax is the real life Bugs Bunny.. while Lina/ Mike is Daffy Duck]]

'' Well

if you compare to Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny rival relationship to Lina Artemis and Spax3.. You know it similar, but more difference.

<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-k5J4RxQdE</youtube>

'''The comparison, original classic video'''

[[File:truth reaction.png|400px|thumb| '''the funny comparison reaction how Lina and Hoods situation.''' It is an official comparison to Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny. This is 100% truth and fact! Oh, COMEEEDDDYYYYY gold! Hoodz is trying to be calm and chill and being used on the internet, which Hood, aka Spax, is doing better to be a better person than Mike. The reaction on the ongoing rivalry]]

Mike and Spax3 used to be friends; Spax3 was a former fan of Mike, but not anymore—until Mike fucked over Spax3 friends from the late 2000s.

When things didn't do better!

Rather than people thinking Mike is right all the time being the victim and accusing Ed of slandering and harassment, while Ed tells the truth, he didn't do it... Oh, you know, like the old cartoon "Looney Tunes" of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck... While Lina Artemis is Daffy Duck and Ed/Spax3 is "Bugs Bunny," if you put it up and make sense, it reminds me of it! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0kSYH-L-YQ While Lina/Mike is the whiny person (Daffy Duck)], and Ed/Spax3 is the most [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfF-ZL3xvxw honest, neutral, calm, and chill (Bugs Bunny)] It remind like it online 100%!!!

Thus Mike has big hated on Spax3 for the longest time, so as Spax3 strong hatered against Mike...

There is no such thing as heroes vs. villains; it is just a timeless comedic of rivalry and very cartoony, indeed.

Few people in the Mike cohort dislike Spax3 for the longest time, until 1 person RoxieReyes only cares about Spax3's well-being because his mom will pass away; she has gossip shit when nobody asks for and tells about people's lives and business; she is also noisy! That is very rude, very sick, and disrespectful for false information 10 times over. If she cares about Spax3, even though she betrayed him in the first place and sided with Mike!

And Off course Mik-e I mean Lina doesn't win all the time! until [[Karma|Karma fuck him up!]] Just like Daffy Duck get karma, Lina get hers too!

In the present day, they are [[stupid|idiotic fools to this day who are Mike supporters,]] [[funny|friends, followers, etc. who are true clowns of all time.]] They refused to believe and refused to think that Ed has not changed for the better, whereas in reality, people should know that Hood/Ed is becoming a better person and is changing 100%. To be honest...

<center>[[File:SpaxWebsiteBanner.jpg|thumb| in the old day where Lina aka Mike were best pals, not anymore!!]]</center>

*'''PART 2: The accusing shit and stalk shit on Spax3, the fuck Spax3 trilogy fuckery mess shit- Lina/ Mike cults laying words, a never-ending trend shit!:'''

'''The accusing mother saga excuses of "Spax3" mom passes excuses (CWC mom reference quotes) shit- a old tire-some saga...'''

In the ongoing trend about the FuckSpax3 hashtag non sense, then it come about worrying about other people business and non-sense and being noisy like Roxie's does officially about someone else [https://x.com/JRfandaranter/status/1785597168474046904 "family" wont be around excuses,] where Mike company and friends accuse of Spax3 mother that "She will not be around" for a long time, well fucking hell, they know what they're doing, as for Spax3 if he lose his mother, he will have service or provider or someone that can help him out officially- like any kind of disability provider or good services that can help disabled and autism people; people fucking hate hearing the same shit over and over hearing about "your mom and dad" wont be around bullcrap, Ed knows, and he know what he doing and he know that he would can get strong supportive for any provider of disability/ autism good service if his family wont be around, he still have his other family and relative to take care off... He currently thinking about his future and about his life, he know what he is doing right now.....

Yes is confirmed that they lie officially that Ed's mother is not dead or dying, it just like [[chris chan|CWC aka Chris chan]] mom is dead or not, but still around, similarly.

Ed is currently knowing what he doing for his life and his brightest future, off course he know that he would take care of himself and do great in life by himself.. He know what he is doing....

Would you bring the involvement shit to the Mike family and others? Well, it did, so don't start talking about someone else's family bullcrap. So there you have, what come around goes around.. You talk about Lina real life relative and family etc involved online, so that talking more shit

It has been confirmed that it is a deadhorse shit!!!! and people [[whatever|dont fucking care about]] their family wont be around, even today age that childrens of today even born of millennials, Gen Z, etc.—they dont even fucking about their loved one or family wont be around, so it has been an annoying topic and complete topic that people dont give a fuck about [[death]] to their family, no one care anymore, as it use to.. remember that..

{{cg|The lands of the fucking tire-some family wont around shit! |H8Gallery|center|<gallery>
Image: traitor_excuse_quotes_about_mom_pass_away_someone_by_maxyjokinmemesmadder_dhq9ecd-fullview.jpg| people dont care anymore that their family wont be around, deal with it, you know what the world is now a day that delusional people dont give a fuck about death... even you're the fucking traitor completely that betrayed Ed's.. your lying quotes!
Image: future non sense.png | This is where Millennials and Gen Z don't give a fuck about their family not being around anymore; they hate you so much for your shitty quotes—that family won't be around because death is not a good topic. Even so, they hate so hard they won't care if it's the "real world." I'm sorry. They got their own shit in their life and their future!!! fuck off!! you liar.. ORIGINAL COMMENT and it be held up forever.. people are fucking tired about "their family" wont be around shit!
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Sometime you wont hear from people hearing crap what people have to about their family wont be around and bullshit!

ADD MOAR ON THAT PLEASE

'''TO EVERYONE and people, a word on advices''': Please kindly all of you [[everyone]] and [[you]] and others shut the fuck up about where their family or love ones won't be around anymore, since in today's life, no kids who are from the Millennials and Gen-Z, etc., give a fuck about being [[dead|dead anymore or]] going through [[dying alone|hardship;]] respect their damned wishes.

'''The great excuses Youtube saga excuses of Spax3 non-sense fiasco while Lina is trying to be the good guy!!!'''

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You may think that Spax3, aka Ed, is the villain, but boi!! You're so wrong in many ways. Even though he's not one of the bad guys or good guys, he's so honest and calm, and he's probably sick of this from people telling him about him being a pedo, being worse, so on and on and on. The truth has been told as of 2023, and right now, he stated that "he wants to be a better person" than he used to be. People are not the best, so of course why not? But in the matter of these delusional fools, they made no effort to make Youtube videos about the documentary or dark tale of "Lina Artemis" by Mike Maverick, and to think it seems "Lina" is the good person or the good guy??? which they're delusional, and brain damage that they don't seem to get...

Here is some comment section on Youtube where former friends, ex-friends, and liars, Lina himself or herself (don't matter if trans) said about lies about Spax3 based on their history and their stupid excuses.

If Lina Artemis keeps lying on this shit, there will be a Youtube video stating about "The Dark Tale of Lina Artemis"—the l liar and the sexist monster pig. If anyone can do a documentary Youtube video like Spax3 did... If Lina keeps lying and keeps getting away, you're being exposed, Lina or Mike.

This is no "final boss" battle or "anime fight scene" or good vs evil non-sense, reality tell truth and official

Their relationship with Lina and Ed is a love and hate relationship better than "Twlight" film series.

'''THE FUCKING WHY NO YT VIDEO ABOUT CALL ON LINA// MIKE::''' The actual fucking ass No bother why people didn't find out about Lina Artemis true color for not making a Youtube video! Soon it will be one of the call-out videos and rants about Mike Maverick and Lina Artemis in the future. Once now, people are actually knowing Lina's true color and they're looking into them, and his former supporters are officially cutting ties and away from Lina despite how bad this fake is!

[[File:whine internet shit.png|400px|thumb| remember where people use to post call out video about Mike aka Lina Artemis!!! Now it fucking gone! or still somewhere!! Why people havent fucking done a rant call out video on Lina/ Mike instead Spax/Ed!!! Now that Mike true color is repeating the same crap like he did in the past]]

On the thumb photo there is a full video on [https://www.mediafire.com/file/854924li0503x65/TheSuperRobotSoujaOG_and_AKnotholeresident_cry_over_internet_sh%2At.mp4/file calling out on Lina// Mike from the old days...]

'''The ongoing shithole flame of the "Fuck Spax3" trilogy shitty'''

What you know cooking.. these bystanders by Lina Artemis/Mike Maverick that she adore of this stalker "The Locks" those who punked and exposed and talked shit about someone else, every single bit of things.. you know what? These guys are the ones who are the bad influence to "Lina Artemis" of his stalker behavior, thus you're looking following one of Mike's footstep and others people's footstep, you confirmed a stalker and being a pedophile supporter.. even you dont even leave people alone, you fucker [[internet tough guy|internet tough guys..]]

BOOII, aint that nice, NOT!!! not nice just to insult people; maybe they have fucking feelings and think you don't; even though you're fucking human, ARENT!!!! You stick right in your ass, screencap shit, that you are the bystander and others are the fucking hero. Well, you ain't no hero.. but more as a freaking monster. You pedophile supporter, yet these bystanders of Lina are delusional and so brainwashed dead!!!!! and stupid! You think you know anything better about the internet or know it all; don't try to be the be the best since the internet is shitty now-a-day, but you're being exposed to that whaat cooking.

[[File:hyoprcite shit.jpg|400px|thumb| well it probably you guys are doing the same shit as Hood and his friends are, it is fucking tired-some shit aint it? You're doing the same shit! it fucking getting old off "FuckSpax3" on twitter shit]]

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*'''PART 3: MIKE WANTING TO WIN!! but SPAX3 want peace and solve, well it is ongoing disaster non-senses mess of tire-some horeshit a true deadhorse'''

Spax3 confirmed that he is trying to be a better person and move on with life. Who knows, probably what he wants to do in life is change to be a better person, maybe legally name change, try to do anew on everything else, and have to forgive himself for what he has done. Crappy people may not be the best, but he definitely is trying to do better and focus on a new future for his life and his passion and love. Even the fuckup things he did over the past were wrong, but he is still learning, even as humans, so as decent people.

He and his friends—everyone that knows him and supports him—are 1000% tired of their slander party and non-sense crap that Hood is going through. He is tired big time. He has a life, you know.

He is definitely the real-life version of "Bugs Bunny" and is trying to be better, of course.

Even so, [[spax3|Spa—I mean,]] "Hood's"—is p probably tired of Lina Artemis stupid endgame that they're receiving crap from them non-stop every day daily. They want to fucking move on!

'''Mike side of the story on the hatered on Spax3'''

You know that this relationship with his former friend is getting tiresome and shitty. So wrongly accuse Spax3 that Lina/Mike accuse Spax3 of having an army of trolls! He confirmed he wasn't one of those people. Spax3 is trying to be himself and go on with his own life while you are still accusing and bothering him officially!

People say that Hood stalk and harrased Lizzie Freeman, which wrongly FALSE big time 100%

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Image: Screenshot 2024-08-17 052410.png| there no fucking call out of this sexual monster freak! someday if people see your who you truly are! there will be rant and call otu videos about you I promise that!
Image: hyprciote stalk assume.png| hypocrite you even support Lina as a pedo.. even accuse Ed as a pedo, dumb fuck, double hypocrite.. stalking and screen capping someone else! motherfucker The Lock what cooking!
Image:the tire-some shit!.png| lady and gentlemen the moment you been waiting for, you stalking Spax3 and his friends/ folk!!! and then they stalk you, you know the fucking answer you keep doing shit, because it fucking tire-some that what fucking cooking!!! motherfuck asshat.
Image:Screenshot 2024-07-06 222735.png|Mike lies so much being the victim! his old "Super Acer Gamer channel when he moved to his new channel!.
File:lina_artemis_mike_does_not_deserve_any_better_no_by_maxyjokinmemesmadder_dhq9jno-fullview.jpg| No, you dumbfucker.. He does not deserve nothing! after he sexual harassed girls! and everything elses! Mike pure hatered on Ed's.
Image: fucking talking to a girl he after.png| that is pure fucking stalking, he actually replying to a girl!!! hypocrite! she uncomfortable of ED, and then Lina reply to her that he went thru bad shit! This person should be aware that she uncomfortable of Lina Artemis.. the silly stupidity hatered!!!
Image: unpredicted changes.png| and then the future predicted unpredictably that Spax3 is doing alot more better than he hurt others, he isn't the best person, but you fuckery fuck-tard people love milking to talk shit how bad he was back then, he fucking changing and strongly doing right now...
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'''The Hood calm and chill sides- being honest and tire-some of Mike full antics-crap'''

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Image:on the bitchong on Roxie.png| Someone once grew bond with Roxie.. but she spend time on herself and her crappy BF.. excusing crap.. someone is tired of Roxie
Image:truth off fat monster.png| someone is tired and fed up of Mike and his friend.. after all they're both motherfuckers
Image:Mike is a Special Snowflake Final.png| Even Hood/Ed is fucking tired of the slander party he has been getting at for awhile. Back then, it was rarely, and now that he has the final straw officially, you can tell that he was fucking tired of this back then, and now he is fucking tired even more!!
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[[File:even his haterd on Hood.png|400px|thumb| Even he assume serial harasser aka Ed/ Hood did this shit and the so call army.. in fact he isnt the one doing... But his pure hatered on Ed/ Hood.. in fact they're the boycotter/ exposer of Lina exposing him and his company who are toxic as fucking hell! their pure hatered, it not healthy, they care about winning ]]

"This [https://youtu.be/QQQehzvGDA4?t=561 been going for a year, only a year"] -Lina Artemis (FUCKING HELL NO it more than a very long time than this, think again fucking sherlock)

[[File:wiiner 2.png|400px|thumb| truth is confirmed that Mike and his friends are not winner! they are not heroes or the good guys! what rumor claims to be??? They're no heroes.... [https://www.deviantart.com/disneyequestrian2012/journal/True-meaning-of-winning-1068697821 But all they care about is trying to fucking win!] That all they care about.. Seriously Mike friends, you should realized that karma will increased worser for you if winning would solve the problem.. This isn't no anime or final boss battle!]]

ED confirmed that he wanted peace, but Lina does not care nor wants to. Lina cares about trying to win, which is a self-ish act trying to [[hero|be the hero.]]

ADD MOAR about the love and hate with Mike/Lina, his cohorts, and Spax3 of their ongoing love-hated relations and how pretty it is, at the same time petty. :D

==PART 1: The decline and secretive abuse on Mike hands, hatered and despair==

In the late 2000s and 2010s, Lina Artemis seemed to be a chill person and a good person, but over time, the truth has been told that he became a troll-oriented person who trolled at people, especially trolling a girl he liked to call "Sally The Rabbit" in the late 2000s. He has been keeping secret from everyone for a very long time and a very long period, thus he mimics and influences people such as [[Chris Chan]] and [[JewWario]] following both of these two footsteps, it may be true that Mike/Lina was an influence on JewWario. (due to Jew Wario behavior); similar behavior and same acting, things forget about Lina/Mike drama dumb crap over the 2010s, he would re-brand to TurnAround Enteraintment to Super Ace Gamer in mid-late 2010s. This is how things are getting tricky as fuck.

Thru-out his life in years, he is two-faced and he kept from himself to telling anyone about his past hidden and obscure.... Until his shit will start in PART 2 where the downhill come from....

In the mid-2010s, he dreamed that he wanted to be a girl, a woman, or a "trans woman" over 10 years ago.

[[File:MikeHarassmentRetroPrincess_1.png|400px|thumb| This where things started in 2018 to 2019 that started the shit!! karma that fuck over Super Ace Gamer/ Mike Maverick username, what a fucking asshat/ a true asshole fucktard]]

Mike Maverick is currently named "Lina Artemis." He was the person that people were close to following and idolized over the years in the mid-late 2010s. People would go follow him and idolize this manipulator fool and this bastard. He became friends with all of his fans, especially the popular notable people who are "artists," game streamers, and most, thus he also catfishes a lot. He also targets minors as well for his audience on his fanbase and his following; [[minor]] he officially going after alot of [[whores]] (alot of fucking [[girls]]) who want these girls to like him, romantically love him, do shit for them, gift and free art, so much more, be his real girlfriend, especially he want to fuck with girls—those who are cis-female, one of Lina Artemis fangirls, and others who got close to Lina Artemis (he still doing the same crap-shit!). There are few victims of women of Lina survivors boycotting him where "crap is about to happen in Part 2," and they're telling the official truth that he is a creepy-ass person.

Then! we fucking see things are going downhill as well as his life was fucking ruined and he nearly [[Kill Yourself|kill himself]] many time.. he fed up with the shit he been dealing with...

In the past, he tried to change his image a few times, from "Turn Around Entertainment" to the recent "Super Ace Gamer"/SAGBrand, where he would be known as "Mike Maverick formerly (late 2010s until 2022) until he started to become a trans woman. His goal was to maintain a clean and professional image to be a [[hero|good person]]".

People are starting to realize who Mike is, until his fiasco shit went down quietly and forgotten in the late 2010s up to early 2020s. They forgot about "who was Mike Maverick" until we see in PART 2 where the historian of Lina (similiar to Christorian) would boycott and expose Lina Artemis alot for the terrible he did, and the historian of Lina knows Lina/Mike is trying to get away. See for yourself in Part 2.

People hate Lina Artemis [[guts]]; it stated that Lina Artemis did a fucking shit [[mistake]] he did to his entire life online and want to tell half of [[Liar|his story]]. BOII people already know the story of how Mike Maverick/Lina Artemis is just a smart ass fucktard he knows any better.

And now here is where we fucking are today, sticking up to Lina's asshole and guts up to their vagina and just sucking the cock seeing the downhill spiral and Karma that Lina is having...

==PART 2: The downhill and the defeat of Lina Artemis spiral. The ongoing karma of Mike Saga, the bad ending future==

Your childhood hero Lina Artemis aka Mike Maverick is about to be ruined completely........ Here why you will see??

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[[File:MikeHarassmentRetroPrincess_1.png|400px|thumb| This where things started in 2018 to 2019 that started the shit!! karma that fuck over Super Ace Gamer/ Mike Maverick username, what a fucking asshat/ a true asshole fucktard]]

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[[File:Screenshot 2024-08-11 050439.png|400px|thumb|Predicte-able quotes Lina is going thru a rabbit hole deeper]]

Before the day as Lina Artemis, things didnt look too good in the late 2000s and 2010s ever since, obscure and secretive..

Yet he became a asshole for sexual harrassing girls that was dating in the 2010s earliest, and then up to the mid-late 2010s.. [https://www.mediafire.com/file/vtc7btptr8mk0a4/My_Explanation_and_Public_Apology.mp4/file Something to do in 2017] to 2019 you have to discover his history of Lina// Mike, Where we are now, things went downhill as fuck! Rumor was told before that time period that Ed wanted to make peace with Lina Artemis when he went to a comic on call [[convention|Momocon]] and Lina's defend Ed, but at the same time, he betrayed him very schemefully; you must have [https://www.mediafire.com/file/ra9a4tp4ozkc695/In_the_Defense_of_Spax_%2528Not_Spax3%2529.mp4/file watched the video in history.]

That how things went fuck up for not helping each other as fucking friends!

[[File:Mike Never Learns.png|400px|thumb| he will not learn, FACTS 100%]]

[[File:Screenshot 2024-08-11 051054.png|400px|thumb| if Mike/ Lina keep being a trans woman and lie alot.. it wont end.. since Karma is fucking Lina// Mike up]]

[[File:the two faced of fake transwoman Mike.png|400px|thumb|2- faces person being a trans woman]]

[[File:Mike Fired from Caiminds.png|400px|thumb| back from 2019.. how Mike karma and downhill officially started in the end of the 2010s and to the present]]

[[File:Mike Maverick approve his hero Bill Cosby.png|400px|thumb| for years now that Lina aka Mike is trolling oriented person.. now influence to Bill Cosby.. the online user of Bill Cosby]]

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Image: re-brand new leaf.png| what happen he was going to move to a brand new username, it didnt happen! since Karma is fucking Lina up
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Ever since he use to be as "Super Ace Gamer" / Mike Maverick and Turnaround Entertainment, decent or not, he did harassed Ed friend quietly and silent, and then he would go sexual harasses and harasses many girls for many years to come, his complete goal officially is wanting all the female online user for free art, free gift, free nude photo, want them to be closer and be friends with Lina// Mike, and have relationship list goes on that what Lina Artemis is going after to alot of female online user; he been doing so on present day- unlike [[Chris Chan]] he hated male popularity, Lina is cis-male faking a transwoman gender and he hated of male gender big time officially...

Thus, his day is currently numbered and official stop for witch hunting and hurting people, he does not care what people have feeling, even he fuck with them and banhammer them.. His day are actual numbered...

In the 2010s, when he was being a normal idiotic and self-ish prick of a guy, since the mid-2010s, he dreamed of being a woman to be a trans woman to start with. On his transition from many years until the year 2022, he would become Lina Artemis and ditch "Super Ace Gamer" and the old name Mike Maverick completely for good forever. To to now in the past people have been haters of Lina and Mike, but now, as a recent and current historian of Lina Artemis, (refer to [[Chris-chan|Christorian]]) that know the history of this prick and what he has done, although he said "he doesn't want to lose everyone," which is a big fat excuse, of course he wants to stay on the internet, thus his well-being is endangered, and since he became a trans woman and still has his username "Lina Artemis," his real name is "Mike"? Why didn't he legally change his name and prevent the online e-drama fiasco of Lina's? It would have been better, and he didn't have to be a complete butthurt!?

In the many events that Lina has confronted his haters, aka the exposers, and boycotted Mike/Lina, they're honestly telling the fucking truth that he is not a good person and that he is the next online user of Bill Cosby. They kept slandering him and exposing him. Lina's complicated, non-sensical shit that it was "Ed/Spasx3 who" did it and who was behind it, not really to be honest, has nothing to do with Lina's problem.

His people, his company, his friends, his followers—those who were brainwashed and refused to accept the truth about Mike's true colors.

[[File:GURjUDZWsAEotoI.jpg|400px|thumb| Thus he remains quiet and silent... even so he enjoying himself being a trans-woman.. but this is the true action Lina had to face, karma isn't joking.. '''LINA REACTION''']]

But the others (former fans of Lina and former supporters—those who are not brainwashed) are finally aware of Lina for who she truly is. They're all horrible people and the most toxic individuals of all time. Yes, horrible and most terrible people in the history of online since the mid-late 2000s and the 2010s since the internet drama... They're the official manipulators, brainwashing army, and completely lunatic freaks. And they think they know what is right and wrong; they're not the heroes, actually.

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Thus, where we are today, people are criticizing Mike (Lina), his friends, and company for being treated as the "most horrible people" online of all time!! Now it remains this: their image and reputation as a whole are officially damaged already, and their personal information (which is increasing, most likely) is full of damage on spiral. They still don't know that their image and reputation are damaged completely; it is no joke. People do not like Lina and his company.

His future becoming a influencer and being a professional content creator is not looking good!

'''About moving on to life forward, EZZ!!! NO!!! ASSHOLE BACKWARD'''

[[File:losing respect.png|400px|thumb| He is slowly losing respect a lot from his recent and current followers on social media. This is his downhill spiral and the karma he has been getting. Why? Because you hurt people and other people, your company too, but you and your co-hort refused to admit it. and trying to be the hero... People have the right to hate and dislike you! This is where karma screws you up a lot.]]

It also confirmed that Lina Artemis (Mike Maverick) has brainwashed a voice actress called "Lizzie Freeman," and it is the official truth; he didn't harass her but used her and turned against Ed/Spax3 to mislead officially, thus Lizzie marked a restraining order... Seriously, Mike, you should realize that manipulating and brainwashing people can make your image look bad enough and your reputation damaged. Now that the full history has been exposed, Lizzie should place a restraining order against you instead of Ed, since Ed has been keeping his cool and his honest calm. IF she got involved in Lina stupid e-drama online and got spoiled, abused, and used by Lina and his company, she would become a toxic individual, pure mean, and a true bad person. Right now, she is becoming a true bad person, officially being two-faced, despite the fact that some people are concerned about Lizzie Freeman being controversial and shit. Lizzie would be the next Vic Mignogna and Daman Mills, who were controversy and bad. Idk, these two have changed or what?? I think something has been said and done; it wasn't Ed who harassed Lizzie; it was a lie by Lina/Mike and his people who are claiming a false allegation.

Lina Artemis, or rather, she or he (Mike Maverick), claimed that he wanted to move on "life forward," going on forward for the best for the future, but you know, all of his friends and people and his psycho and lunatic pricks are very fucking annoying and being assholes for sure. You think this is life forward, well, think again, but you're going backward to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-CujQRI_n8 "ASS BACKWARD" forward] . Sound familiar to a comedy show that tell the truth and predicted the future to everyone and somebody toxic people who think of positive but fuck no??? Unfortunately, this isn't moving on or going life forward; it's going backward, being an "asshole," and you're getting worse and worse as it is creating that karma that is fucking you up, Lina Artemis. Yet you have a future, yet you have no dreams, yet you lie a lot about moving onward, saying, "You ignore Spax 3." and fucking lie tell your fucking mouth! You do not learn to ignore your haters or rivals?! Which you should! even you dont like it or what!?

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Image:dfad.png| People are aware of your dark history; even you and your cohort tried to stop your followers and supporters, but failed. There are people who are losing respect for you. Because you sexually harassed a girl. Do not deny this.... They are aware that you're a manipulator also, and brainwash Lizzie Freeman also as your puppet...She could get a restraint order against you if she was involved in your online e-drama antics; instead, she doesn't have to do shit on a restrain order on Ed; she can just drop the "restraint order" on Ed and do it to you. You're using Lizzie Freeman as a victim. No one cares about your beliefs anymore. Lizzie should make a restrain order against Lina Artemis.
Image: influencer crap.png| your dream is coming to ruins officially because of your shitty past!!! and you're not getting better, you two-faced clown
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Image:Mike lies about Daria.png| Things went downhill when he was in the channel "TurnAround Enterainment." Now, in "Super Ace Gamer," he spoke to everyone on Twitter to stop listening to [[DariaPlays]] and [[PrincessRetro]] for their cancel culture party, which those did not listen to Mike or Lina. This is where things went downhill at the end of the 2010s—I say 2018–19, where it all started. He officially lies in these tweets.
Image:Fake Apology from Mike to Daria.png| then his apology was a fake lie.. then karma increased up since the end of the 2010s (somewhere 2018 to 2019)
Image: GUBV8nUXkAAZWFn.jpg| because you want to go back and make content shit!!! because the exposer and boycotter of Lina/ Mike know you're a bad person!
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'''Then he keep on failing big time redeeming himself as the good person excuse'''

So basically, he keeps on lying, and he is not telling the fucking truth at all—that fucker trans woman faker! He wants to redeem himself as a good guy!

Being influenced by your favorite character and favorite hero may be a good thing, but being like that where [[Chris Chan]] does like that, Lina is doing the same shit as CWC does...

To be honest, where he used to be fucking decent, but over time he has not been a good person nor a hero, where he first accused of trolling "SallyTheRabbit" in the late 2000s, and despite the fact that he has a crush on her and claims to be Mike's official online waifus, he basically wants to fuck her to have sex.

Thus the truth remains that being a "good person" is two-faced! and pretending to be a good person!

PS: You have to be fucking true to yourself; be who you are, rather than being the douchebag what you have become!!! than a asshat!

But fuck no! Lina does not take criticism or improving to be a better person. That case, who knows that his family, aka his mom and dad, raised him to be a "better person," even his family and other relatives and loved ones? They are unaware of Lina's fucking antics online that are spreading shit; they must be so fucking proud that their child is becoming a true sexual monster!

Not a good person, not a hero, but he is trying to keep his image to re-deem himself as a good guy and take his recovery; that is his plan and his scheme, this scumbag.

NOTE: Be true to yourself. Be who you are!

[[File:whining crap (2).png|400px|thumb| whine shit lies]]
[[File:whining crap (1).png|400px|thumb| whining shit about trying to be the hero]]

'''The lands of the unhealthy obsession of winning shit.. but Karma is going to fuck them!'''

[[File:winning.jpg|400px|thumb| even Luigi doesnt fucking approve Lina// Mike and his company demanding to win.. BECAUSE karma will fuck them up.. Luigi may do something but he doesn't do nothing like in Mario Party game..]]

[[File:the true meaning of winning by karma god FACTS.png|400px|thumb| as the "The Lock" on twitter/ X once say this "that [https://x.com/The%20Warlock%2086/status/1822520719760130485 what the The Lock is cooking]" how about this fucking cooking the truth if you keep stalking on other people and screencap shit, what cooking is this is the true meaning what winning is, thus karma god give him a good lesson on Lina// Mike they care about winning, poison on their mind and self-ish greed, unhealthy, this is a true story, '''REACTION''' How that is the "The Lock" the bystander is cooking fucking shit, trying to be cool.. 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 You're next! Because you're fucking hated for screencapping to Spax3 and his friends/ people etc... That what Karma god is cooking to you 😎😎😎 ASSHOLE fucker, cool aint it.. THUS this is the true meaning of winning that will destroy your mind, winning so bad, winning wont solve everything.. ]]

Winning is poison acting for their wanting so much in reality and various in life and media; it is also not a good deed to think about winning.

Winning is not about trophy and prize, shit like that; it's about poison shit, being taught by fucking family wrongly what "winning" does to manipulate their mind!!!!! Winning is about doing your best, being the best you can be, not being number #1 and being the winner. That puts the mind on every person who cares about winning rather than anything else; even people in real life today care about winning shit!!!!

It a sad reality that winning is a self of greed more than money..... For example [[Disney]] want to win back the audience back and want kids, noooooo, they have to do a original story and a original movie instead doing fucking live action remake crap for cash cow and nostalgia baits, but seem disney doesn't care...

[[File:blueshell.jpg|400px|thumb|the Blue shell from Mario Kart 64 aka [[Karma]] will fuck you up @at Lina// Mike and his company/ co hort!! for demanding to win!!]]

What [[Critical Drinker]] (who said "The Message", Youtuber and critic) said "action count, it speak loud" than winning shit....

[[File:facts karma god number 1.png|400px|thumb| 10000% BASRED AND FACTS!!! ]]

Winning is not about to win, or losing to lose... IS about being yourself and having what you love and what you got... For many centuries, winning was the option of manipulation and the total shit that [brainwashed] many people for their successes and goals instead of "solving" or "peace" or thinking "positive." Winning is not going to get you anywhere else, let Lina// Mike be the [[an hero]] as he is not! for trying to sexual harassed girls and going after alot of chick! The mighty lord [[god]] does not LIKE UGLY!!!! he does not like ugly seeing Mike// Lina doing shit to people and make excuses!! and fucking win!!

His future is fucking him up alot, so as his dream and passionate is screwing over... Even so Lina// Mike is trying to be the good guy and an hero, but fuck no.

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'''Lina want girls only to himself, officially, being a faking trans-woman fucker'''

There has been a lot of theory before officially stating that the day before [[Chris Chan]] went after girls is now spreading a lot of male and female popularity in the modern era where we live, which stinks!

You know it is possible that Mike/Lina is not the only person who prefers girls over the male population...

But the truth is, does he really hate the male population at all?

He asks some of his fangirls to become his; he asks girls to like him and go on dates with him; the list goes on and on and on and on and so much more.

If she was a transwoman being a guy over a body, why??? We ask this? Does he really love himself, by some course, if he truly is a transwoman being a faker? He is the actual guy, and he didn't legally change his name and began his transition as a transwoman.

We beg a question fucking why...

Off course he gets the "boyfriend-free girl"; he got so many dear girls; his girls love him adorably and think he's something special.

Thus, he considered himself self-ish over male population and he hated them....

That is not nice; it very schemes!! A true scumbag like Lina does not deserve to be loved by a girl, nor does she want to date them!

'''His fate, his defeat, his un-certain future will be set?? How! THE END'''

If Lina Artemis keeps thinking about trying to win and trying to be the hero, not telling the truth about being a "trans woman" as a faker to fake his gender as a girl, people who are historians of Lina Artemis will boycott and expose him 24/7 daily. If he doesn't give up and not telling the truth, to keep being like that, officially he is despised of going after girls who are minor to 40 years old. Many girls and women on the internet are feeding and begging to be his girlfriend and love-mate. If that is the result of a trans woman as a male body, the actual fucking fuck? He does not love himself, not trying to be himself.

There will be possible ways if he accepts defeat, and fucking bullshit saying that "he doesn't lose anyone," he desereves to lose anything that has been done to people, [[Spax3]], and many others who have hurt and abused inoocent people. There are a lot of ways what will be the actual ending of Lina Artemis, and he will be accepting defeat rather than winning, and his friends and Mike/himself winning won't solve the matter and it won't do any good.

So basically, he keeps on lying, and he is not telling the fucking truth at all—that fucker trans woman faker! He wants to redeem himself as a good guy!

End up

*prison
*mental hospital

*you gotta name them if you know

'''Here are resolutions that are possible what Lina life-after, his defeat will be:'''

[[File:mental-patients-at-psychiatric-hospital-in-beijing-china-A6A9PE.jpg|400px|thumb| if he mentally ill badly he would end up like this]]

[[File:bbvvvvv.jpg|400px|thumb| he will [[Luser|lose]] everything that he work so hard on and his future is not bright officially]]

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==The misadventures of Lizzie Freeman being brainwash and controversy==

'''The plan on taking on Ed's, the scheme on Lina manipulation how it began!:'''

Lizzie Freeman maybe hated VO actress to some people, as people love her so much that she is best. Well, it is also best for her not to be friends with Lina Artemis and his company officially befriended; when it had to do with online activity with e-drama, it is a no-brainer at all. Here is the actual problem with this crap officially, and 10000% is behind the scenes; it won't be pretty at all, but that has to learn the hard way from this...

It is not officially stated that Ed/ Spax3 stalk and harassed Lizzie Freeman, what recently happen, is that Lina Artemis// Mike Maverick- she used Lizzie Freeman ass a shield and told on her about Ed/ Spax3 who he really is that he somewhat of a creep or something, this is what happen on Mike cult and force accusing alot that Ed did the stalking on "Lizzie Freeman", not Ed, it also confirmed that Lina Artemis used "Lizzie Freeman" as a shield to do the restraining order on "Spax3" and it is also misleading and false allegation 100%, Lina Artemis told on Lizzie Freeman to do the restraining order on "Ed", actually, you have right Mike to get someone involved (who is a celebrity of famous VO actor) to get involved on someone e-drama business!! and that would make your image look really bad and damage your reputation to tell you the truth...

A lot of fucking rumor has claims "lies" after lies and false claims that Ed harassed Lizzie, but in reality, it wasn't. It is the truth.

How about if "Lizzie Freeman" does a restraining order against you, Lina Artemis, for using her as a shield and joining his cult that is pure bad and evil, that none of her business, in fact she fucking busy with her life and voice acting work!!!

Thus, a lot of people lie about Ed stalking Lizzie. It is confirmed that Lina Artemis told Lizzie Freeman that he harassed Mike/Lina, then Lizzie would do a restraining order on Ed....... if she realized that it was the official truth and manipulating being used by a fat cis-male being a trans woman, if she knew the truth that she was being fucking used by Mike! then she has the right to do a restraining order to you and fucking block you!! AND NO, this isn't a "good vs. evil, nonsensical" tale.

TRUTH IS TOLDED that Lina Artemis told Lizzie Freeman that she was aware of "Spax3"/Ed, then she would do a restraining order on Spax3. The truth is official! Lina is using Lizzie Freeman to become the Mike cult; she has no right to be one of the cults—as a supervillain group cult!! And Boi, you're no winner, no fucking heroes!! She will know the truth—she is being used by Lina Artemis! It is ruthless and cruel, big time being used by someone else's!!

Plus: she has no right to get involved someone else business of fucking e-drama!!! IT is truth!! and she may have the fucking right not to be friends with a bunch of pedophile group like Mike and his co-horts.

'''How it began the messy shit on slander party on Ed and more lands of shitty excuses on Lizzie spiral headaches'''

[[File:accuse lies.png|400px|thumb| the allegation about that is a complete false claims and complete LIES.. Lizzie would find out about Lina/ Mike that he is using her, she can put a restraining order on Lina Artemis aka Mike to do that instead, instead on Ed/Spax to be removed]]

The truth is told that someone bashed on Lizzie Freeman.

Even so, Lina Artemis/Mike officially brainwashed and manipulated her to go against Ed/Hood, which is 1000% true and a super villains scheme. Which it very evil of Lina's dark scheme...

[https://x.com/LizzieRFreeman/status/1743752483514863947 Her crappy posting tell about her crappy problem on Twitter/ X.]

She is just getting a little bit more hated compared to Monica Rial, D.C. Douglas, Daman Mills, and others who are controversial, but despite that, Lizzie pretends to be one of the nicest people ever.

[[File:Lizzie Freeman twitter controversy.png|400px|thumb| she hate to bothered by others people ]]

[[File:Screenshot 2024-08-18 203643.png|400px|thumb| her whining crap ]]

[[File:Lizzie Freeman controversy.png|400px|thumb| herself the wicked witch and the character she voice acted ]]

Lizzie is single? No.. Off course she has boyfriend, she aint single.. Her whining

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lizzie_Freeman Lizzie] [https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5213242/ Freeman] is one of the awesome VO-ACTRESS OF ALL TIME EVER! since controversy VO actors such as Daman Mills, Monica Rial, and Vic Mignogna, as well as others who are controversy VO people who tend to get away on things.

But Lizzie is not your everyday idol and childhood hero. BOI! Lina, Mike, and RoxieReyes01 love fucking with this voice actress after they go to a to a convention and have sex with Lizzie Freeman.

You know rumor has lies big time that Spax3 did not harass or stalk Lizzie Freeman, even though it is true on court surfaces. But that won't last any longer, since there was a was a false allegation about that; thus, it wasn't Spax3 that harassed her. Did Spax3 stalk/ harassed Lizzie, '''WRONG!!!! RUMOR LIES.'''

There no such thing of "who right or wrong" excuses...

She maybe the best VO actress of all time, known as the "nice girl" personalities being two-faced... But she would fuck anyone else those who mess with her... Thus, few people are already know this two-faced chick how hateful she is and nasty she really is...

Thus, Mike and Roxie support this villainess, marking it as toxic! These two should not have met Lizzie! AS A BAD INFLUENCE!

Ezra Miller was worser than this VO actress!

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Image: false claming.png| It confirmed false claiming; it confirmed a slander, although... Lina/Mike brainwash Lizzie Freeman to turn against Ed. How about if Lizzie found out the truth that she was being used by Lina/Mike, turning against other people to get involved in their silly e-drama party? How about Lizzie Freeman do a restraining order on "Lina Artemis" instead of "Ed"? Now these liars are exposed completely!
Image:follow inoccent VA actress.png| most nicest person of VA actress, being followed by a toxic freako
Image: Lina support Michele.png | Even Michele has gotten a lot of hate for replacing Rachel (the original VA actress of Misty), even though she had it for her bullshit, even though rumors say she is not the nicest person ever!!!! Even so, she may change for the better or worse; she would be the next victim, like Lizzie, becoming a toxic bad influence. Like how Michele told someone that she was going to kill "somebody else's" dog.
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'''NOTES::''' Thus Mike friends// supporter/ and his fans/ bystander etc are accusing too much that Hoodz harassed her, but no.. they're lying big time.. they're using Lizzie Freeman to turn against Ed's.... which she is godawful brain washed..

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'''So what now currently on the misadventure crap of Lizzie Spiral'''

Well now then, you tell what the fuckery shit that Lizzie has her fucking headaches claims that "Ed" did harassing and stalking on her. Well, fucking fuck no. It's not Ed. But Lina Artemis used her and turned against Ed to put on the restraining order... Since the ongoing insanity that things are out of place officially, busy voice-acting many other projects and English dubbing on crappy [[anime]] shows, busy doing "The Amazing World of Digital Circus" crap! What is enough with this shit?

Well, rumor is told that Mike harassed Lizzie Freeman, but he didn't; he befriended her as a friend, so as other people who are celebrities and voice-acting folks, he is also known to be friends with a lot of popular people and professional online users who tend to brainwash them and never care to understand about Lina's dark past history, but boy, they soon find out about this...

This could be a drop about the case on the [[block|restraining order]] "Ed's" to be removed- as realizing that Lina/Mike is the mastermind and the manipulator villain that he or she is!!

Well, if she soon found out about Lina's true color and his dark history, she soon found out she could [[block]] and cut ties with Lina Artemis completely and would do a restraining order against Lina Artemis officially and completely. Now the boycotter and exposer of Lina has been boycotting Lina Artemis on Twitter, Youtube, and other sites, especially Twitch... Lizzie will soon know Lina is using her!

Using her is a true villainous act; it is not fine, since this is the spiral head ache that Lizzie has...

== His shrines of his content crappier videos==
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He been doing content shit since the late 2000s and the 2010s, but his newer content is poorly execute made like those [[disney|"Disney live action remake" movies]] that it repeated over and over again. It just one of those boring and uninteresting videos ever of all time

'''HIS BEST LAME VIDEOS'''

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AND MORE LAME borning [[disney|live action Disney remake]] video quality

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<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_j_AAQkOQw</youtube }}</center>

He is not even a professional content gaming creator—not nearly on the lengths of Nitro Rad, [[ProJared|Projared,]] and the [[Angry Video Game Nerd|Angry Video Game Nerd!]]

Very poorly executed made videos EVER! Even the Black Nerd Comedy has better quality video (that cool pro) than this fool fucktard lame ass video

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==How to fuck with Mike and his friends ==

[[File:ggsdsdgdsg.png|400px|thumb| he will false report your for stealing the video... thus people can steal Lina artwork or his art, his work etc, it a free country.. LOL.. he can fuck you up real good ]]

1. Subscribe to Lina's YouTube channel

2. Ask him or her to be your friend, and his co-hosts

3. They take advantage of you, then you're fuck, you follow and idolize him forever!

4. Bash him or harass him; he does a witch hunt on you on his Discord server group and his social media, officially.

5. Do not test him and his friends; they can fuck you up in whatever ways possible they do to you. Yes, they care about how anyone else feels, but your

6. If you're a female (one of the chicks) talking to Mike and that Mike or Lina ever want you, even though he does not want anything to do with any male or cis male AT ALL, he has a pure hatred for male people. He would ever want you (the female viewer, or following Mike) asking for dating, sexual chatting, doing video calls, and things like that, whoever wants Mike's position he wants to desire...

7. Disrespect Mike and his friends, despite they're not good people! being fucking rude to them!

=='''The friends aka [[White Knighting|defender]] of Lina Artemis that are, whiteknights:'''==
One of his friends '''ARE NOT NICE People,''' but a group of pedophiles and two-faced people. These people are the ones who fuck over other innocent people. Here's why: These are not good people.

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Image: pedophile supporter.png| these guys are true stalker,, yet you support Lina Artemis aka Mike, he belong to the pedophile prison group alongside Jared Fogle and Kyle A. Carrozza, hypocritical pedophile supporter of Lina.. that what the The Lock is delusional and fucking cooking, he is exposed on Lina ED article
Image: capture 4k big time shown.png | one of the bystander are so fucking delusional and dumb ass, yet you call Spax3 that he was a pedo, then you guys are fucking okay with Lina and his folks who are pedophile group, extreme hypocritical, you support Lina/ Mike as he is a pedophile! capture by 4k
Image:Screenshot 2024-08-11 051412.png| he actually have true friends, NOTT!!! his company and friends are fucking toxic!!!! they will fuck you up very harder- till someone victim of Lina feeling get fucking hurt! Off course people want this pedophile freak to begone!!
Image:NumeDefendingMikeWithAUTISM.png| Ahhm autism of his is excuse.. People are using autism card for many years to get away on things and weasel his way out... One of the friends defend on Mike autism.
Image:win off.png| This is all they care about: winning rather than solving things or settling peace. Winning will not solve the problem. In today's family, the parents born in the 1950s, 1960s, and 1970s (somewhat) teach their kids to demand winning all the time (true bad teaching), stop being a winner, expect to be a believer, and believe in yourself instead of being a winner. Winning is not all about a prize or winning a game or such. That this winning crap is all the illness sickest that people get their minds!
Image: keep on stalking.png| well dont fucking look at them at Spax3 friends, you are the one that started stalking shit, you think leaving alone is a good idea.. Lina/ Mike started the causes shit in the late 2000s and 2010s... honestly, you're tired of this crap, that what cooking..
Image: power sue.png| You know what cooking what the "The Locks said,, you cant do shit,, you know it already far than fucking done that Spax and the others are fed up with Lina and his cohort bullshit lies!! good luck with that.. Lina and his friends are having karma!! fucking idiot!
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These people are the ones who defended Lina Artemis, despite "Mike," aka Lina, being a serial sexual harasser, and officially protected him from anyone that attacked him. Mike does a '''fucking witch hunt!''' These people can '''fucking hurt you real good, big time! '''

Thus, these people are true liars, two-faced groups of pedophiles; they try to cover themselves up from other people telling the official truth, that Mike and his friends are bad!!

Though Mike is also trying to protect himself from people not knowing his true colors, if he sexually harassed girls (not good look on you there, buddy), Whatever they say to you to talk about Lina or Mike as cool (then you're dead wrong), if you subscribe to Lina Artemis or Mike Maverick, they're fucking getting away this easy, and they would take advantage of you officially and brainwash you completely, and you would be belonging to Mike's own cults!

*[https://www.deviantart.com/disneyequestrian2012 DisneyEquestrian2012] - a true pedophile that he want to have sex with Dawn and May from Pokemon, digusting fuck

*[https://www.deviantart.com/ardhamon Ardhamon] - the tough guy fat bastard, boyfriend of RoxieReyes

*[https://www.deviantart.com/roxiereyes01 RoxieReyes01] (aka Janette Depamphilis) - pretender mother figure, two-faced, and a true deceiver.. Even she support autism/ disability right, but a true hypocritical chick.. she also doesn't care about others people! but spending time with her boyfriend and support Lina dick-sucking cock. hypocritical chick, she love gossiping, she a true liar.. She also everywhere on [https://allmylinks.com/roxiereyes other website.] She currently supporting bad influence and toxic user online, especially the bad people online who are autism that are using it as a excuse...

*[https://x.com/realmwars?lang=en RealmWarss] - A gossiper and a true liar.

*[https://www.deviantart.com/dreamscancometrue67 DreamsCanComeTrue67] - a lame VO actress, she support Lina

*[https://www.deviantart.com/angrymaxfurystreet angrymaxfurystreet] - Nume// Nume83 aka. Rachel Jackson - Mike supporter & loyalist servant,, and in the past there [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJRBLO0YEPw were videos about her] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-vkUuJPJ8U talking about how crappy she godawful.] She is Mike/ Lina biggest defender.. a true traitor officially

The bystander of Mike, who loves fucking cooking and trying to be cool and thinks they're in the right, is in denial. Who refused to get involved, but they're fucking are.

* [https://x.com/The_Warlock_86 The Warlock86 known as the The Lock]
* [https://x.com/TheNolanKnight The Nolan Knights known as Nolan]
*[https://x.com/commanderpigski/status/1813928705540137259 Igor Litusky aka Commander Pigski]

Others people who support Mike's:

*[https://x.com/JRfandaranter JuniorfanTheEnlightenment] [https://www.youtube.com/@JuniorfanTheEnlightment he is the] ass-hole and internet tough guy of all time who in other social media, he is the loyal supporter to the trans-woman faker Lina.
*[https://x.com/raeharrell_va RaeHarrell_VA Rae Harrell] - she everywhere online, she [[disney|love Disney.]].. the loyal supporter of Mike Maverick, she does voice acting, and she does not care about anyone else as a whole!!!

OTHERS acquainted/ mutuals:

*Lizzie Freeman (VA Actress) (brain washed) (manipulated by Mike/ Lina)

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Be careful whom you trust, these people are not your "everyday best friends"

'''NOTES:''' If these people keep telling lies about themselves and Mike/Lina a lot to the public and online, they soon end up on [https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Article an E.D. article] for protecting Mike/Lina for covering UP!!. If they don't accept the truth and try to silence it and weasel their way out and protect Mike/Lina, you won't do so since the public is out and Mike's full dark history is available. Sorry, but truth hurts officially. They're true LIARS big time!

ADD MOAR if you know anyone that serve Mike/ Lina loyalty

== External Links ==
* [https://metroidvaniagirl.carrd.co/ Carrd all website] - all of his/ her social media
*[[rickroll|His discord server group]] - ohh who the fuck care he doesnt share it publicly because he get backslash anyway! from him, his friends, his supporters and such... People will find his server
*[https://www.twitch.tv/reallinaartemisvt Twitch profile]
*[https://www.reddit.com/user/LinaArtemis/ Reddit crappy profile]
*[https://spoutible.com/LinaArtemis Spoutible profile]
*[https://bsky.app/profile/linathebacklogger.bsky.social Bluesky profile]
*[https://deviantart.com/linaartemis DA profile]
*[https://deviantart.com/linamaverick DA profile part 2]
*[https://www.tiktok.com/@linaartemis TikTok page]
*[https://www.patreon.com/StarshipZeroLina Pateron page]
*[https://steamcommunity.com/id/LinaMaverick/ Steam page]
*[https://ko-fi.com/starshipzerolinavt Crappy Ko-fi]
*[https://www.youtube.com/@StarshipZeroLinaVT1/ Youtube page]
*[https://www.instagram.com/starshipzerolina/ Instagram crap page]
*[https://www.threads.net/@starshipzerolina?xmt=AQGzBln3_GQM_nORQSNmeoA_GQ3tgSieyCxh8uW_aIXc2O4 Crappy threads page]
*[https://twitter.com/LinaBacklogger Twitter crap page]
*[https://twitter.com/MetroidvaniaGal Twitter crap page of PART 2]
*[https://streamelements.com/starshipzerolinavt1 Streamelements]

CONTACTS:
*starshipzerolina@gmail.com her gmail
*linaartemis (Lina Discord ID)

== See Also ==
*[[JewWario]]- the acting influence of this guy, Lina// Mike is becoming the next JewWario
*[https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Retro_Video_Game_Kids Retro Video Game Kids]
*[[Retro]] - he hardly like old music,,, he doesnt give a fuck about old music much, but he care so much of retro video game and other shit.. he not open to anything retro
*[[Bullying]]
*[[Bully]]
*[[Reploid REVO]] - another that Mike formerly use to support, another Youtuber who is controversy like Lina/ Mike
*[[Racist]]
*[[Traitor]]
*[[Brainwashing ]]
*[https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/A_winner_is_you Winning] is what Lina and his friends care about!!!!! not peace nor putting a stop!
*[[Narcissistic]]
*[[Liar]]
*[[Asshole]]
* [https://www.youtube.com/@BlackNerdComedy Black Nerd Comedy] A better verison of Mike Maverick / Lina Artemis who deserve more respect and more love, this pro is awesome dope! legend! Black Nerd Comedy is a fucking awesome Youtuber better than Lina/ Mike the loser! A better verison of Lina Artemis (what if)
*[[Lizzie Freeman]] a fucking female voice actresss that Lina/ Mike accused of sexual harassing Lizzie, not on [[spax3|Ed]]
*[https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Transgender Transgender]
*[https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/TheSuperRobotSoujaOG TheSuperRobotSoujaOG ] - the blast to the past before he became trans-woman since 2022, he was official man all of his life! Old Username of Mike// Lina Artemis
*[[Internet tough guy]]
*[[Fucktard]]
*[[Troll]]
*[[Stalker]]
*[[Shitty art]]
*[[Aspergers]]
*[[Chris Chan]]
*[[Loser]]
*[[Pedophilia|Pedophile]]
*[[Sex]] because he a cis male trans-woman and think about swimsuit and girls!
*[[Voice Acting]] Mike use to get involved with that!
*[https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Fan_dub Fan Dub]
*[https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Spax3 Spax3] One of Lina old friend/ now rivals
*[https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/YouTube Youtube]
*[https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Sonmanic Sonmanic] Spax3 former rival, now that Lina is mimicking Sonmanic that like little baby of grown woman clothing dress! and he is the number#1 fan of Lina/ Mike Maverick!!

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Sweet Baby Inc Detected

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Caku: /* Gallery */ we have widescreen monitors now ffs

{{Warning|If you don't buy their games, the racists win!}}
[[File:SweetBabyDetected.jpg|thumb|'''NOT RECOMMENDED''']]

'''Sweet Baby Inc. Detected''', or [[GamerGate]] [[Electric Boogaloo|2: Electric Boogaloo]], is the latest rung on the neverending drama ladder that sinks deeper and deeper into the foul septic tank of "professional" game development. What would have been a simple case of [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Who Gives A Fuck]] if everyone involved had even half a braincell, has instead blossomed into a [[Goatse|beautiful flower]] of corporate chicanery, hate speech, and [[lulz]]. Excited?

== What even the fuck is Sweet Baby Inc? ==
A consulting firm. Nothing more and nothing less. To make things simple, these are assholes you hire if you need advice on video game stories and narratives, and honestly it's not a new concept. Think like a corporate version of [[Yahoo Answers]], except you have to pay these guys money. Sweet Baby Inc, specifically, are basically that "Put a woman in it and make her gay!" joke from [[South Park]] that [[Digimon|digivolved]] into a company. If you're too retarded to figure out that all you need to do to have "more diversity and representation" in your game is change the color of some characters and give some tits to others, Sweet Baby Inc will fly to the rescue and, for a nominal fee, tell you to change the color of some characters and give some tits to others.

== (((DETECTED))) ==
[[File:SBIStarter.jpg|thumb|About to learn a lesson dear, sweet [[Alex Wuori]] learned one million internet years ago...]]
Lulz loomed on the far horizon in 2024 when a user of Steam, Kabrutus, became the curator of [https://store.steampowered.com/curator/44858017/ Sweet Baby Inc. Detected], a list of every game these con artists have ever worked on along with a simple Not Recommended. It's basically a Target brand [[Coincidence Detector]] that's been stripped of all antisemetism, offensiveness, and hilarity which had only about 200 followers, and only really exists to say "I don't recommend you play these games because these people worked on it." You may be asking, why is this drama-worthy? Why did anyone even care what some rando's opinion on some games is? How could anyone possibly take something as simple as a factual IMDB credits page, created from public and readily-available information and presented with a slight bias, and derive any manner of "controversy?" Why can't consumers know about who worked on a product before choosing to spend their money on it? This is where the fun begins.

{{quote|The @Steam curator harassment group Sweet Baby Inc Detected is lead by this person, @kabrutusrambo. Here's them trying to be slick so they don't get reported. Even with the discriminatory language filed off, the group itself still fails the code of conduct. Anyway, report the fuck out of this group. And report the creator since he loves his account so much|Chris Kindle}}

Chris Kindle, an employee of Sweet Baby Inc and part-time zombified [[The Walking Dead|Michonne Grimes]] impersonator, discovered this group and went absolutely ballistic. Trying, and desperately failing, to rally the [[Anonymous|knuckle-dragging legions]] of [[Twatter]] into a [[Raid]], he was firmly and politely told [[X is not your personal army|Twitter is not your personal army]] and given a hilarious [[Ban|6 day vacation]] for breaking Twatter's terms of service regarding "targeted harassment". Another employee, Felix Maya Kramer, took the [[BAWW]] approach and began whining about how mean and unfair and blah blah blah things really were, because how dare consumers have an opinion on their product, but there'll be more on her(?) later.

== (((STREISANDED))) ==
With the heat surrounding Kabrutus and his group, and the Leftards bleating about "paradox of tolerance" or whatever buzzwords they like to use, more people began to take notice. This is when people realized these were the guys who assed up the Suicide Squad game, the sweet scent of lulz was detected, and they began to dig a little deeper. Enough dirtiness was found that even seemed to turn [[NORP|NORPs]] against Sweet Baby Inc, and a good old dose of the [[Streisand Effect]] made the group balloon up to over 200,000 followers in only a couple of weeks. Felix Maya Kramer's hate speech on Twitter was unveiled, creating a pretty ugly Exhibit A for anyone who needs proof that Libtards don't give even a flying fuck about "equality" and "acceptance" and are just [[Lolcow|overly insecure professional victims]] who [[Check Your Privilege|hate anything white with a penis]]. A presentation was dug up of Kim Belair at a 2019 Game Developer's Circlejerk where she urges folks to "scare developers into hiring their company under threat of being cancelled by [[Social Justice Warrior|SJWs]], also creating a pretty ugly Exhibit A for anyone who needs proof that "wokeness" in media is nothing more than a marketing protection racket used by idiots to scare critics, consumers, and creators into marching lockstep with their own stupid beliefs. The ''immediate'' reaction to any and all criticism from the company was "you're just (shuffles deck, draws card) sexists and racists!" without even ''attempting'' to address the criticisms against them, also creating a pretty ugly Exhibit A for anyone who needs proof that the entire "we're under attack from ists, phobes, and the [[Alt-Right]]" excuse is nothing more than a manipulation tactic used to bully critics and consumers into choosing between buying and supporting a product or being labeled as "the bad guys." And finally, for a cherry on this sundae of [[Fail]], [https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-sexiest-podcast/id1135464460 an embarrassing podcast] was dug up where Sweet Baby's CEO objectifies others where they rank the "sexiness" of everything from [[UnderageB&]] to [[Zoophile|animals]] without even a hint of self-irony, showing just how pathetic these [[Retards]] really are. 
 
In the end, it's basically a lite version of [[Gamergate]], except this time it's evident even to "[[NORPs|normal people]]" that the [[SJWs]] really are just chasing windmills to push agendas and draw a profit, while their critics really are justified in calling them out for their [[faggotry]]. Gamergate was easy to spin in favor of Zoe Quinn since it was mostly coming from those [[Pol/|irassible rascals]], and [[4Chan|The Hacker known as 4Chan]] bullying a poor, sweet, left-leaning delicate womyn is an easy "bad guys vs good guys" story for the [[Media]]. This time, without the [[Aspierations|mental gymnastics]] of a [[Palestine|FREE PALESTINE]] advocate, it's basically impossible to side with a company full of creepy predators who are using targeted harassment campaigns to cover up their mafioso protection racket and casual racism instead of a group of gamers who just want to know which games these skeevy fuckers worked on before they buy them. While there's plenty of folks talking about this one, they all seem at best to be siding with Kabrutus and his group, and at worst to be staying neutral. 
 
Pretty much the only ones still siding with Sweet Baby Inc are [[Zoe Quinn|the usual gang of idiots]], [[Kotaku]] and other similar [[Clickbait]] news outlets crying that [[Typical|the invisible, cabal of sexist racist Alt-Right downvote-bombers are at it again]], and the [[Wikipedos]] since they consider Kotaku a more reliable source than screenshots. Which is why, once again, don't talk to them unless your big brother [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] is with you to set the facts straight. 
 
If you've learned nothing else, if you want to avoid drama when you're a hypocritical group of bigots who threatens people into hiring you, and the only "controversy" you're facing is someone makes a list of the games you've made, you say [[LOL INTERNET]] and let that sleeping dog lie.

== Videos ==
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== The List ==
Because it makes the Babies cry, Chris Kindle cut himself, and Felix Maya Kramer hate the white wiener even more than she already does, here's the full list. Because it may not always be 100% up-to-date and is mostly only being held here to offer Kabrutus political asylum when the SJWs eventually cry hard enough to get his list cancelled, as well as to piss the lefties off, feel free to [https://store.steampowered.com/curator/44858017/ visit his actual list] instead! 
 

'''Space Tow Truck''' 
[[:Image:SpaceTowTruckSweetBabyInc.png|Tweeted by the babies themselves]]

'''The Crew: Motorfest''' 
{{wayback|https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/|20240302074824|title=https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/}}

'''Flintlock: The Siege of Dawn''' 
[[:Image:FlintlockSBIInvolvement.png|Mentioned in Edge Magazine]]

'''Unknown 9: Awakening''' 
{{wayback|https://shortyawards.com/11th/unknown-9|20240319011332|title=https://shortyawards.com/11th/unknown-9}}

'''Tales of Kenzera''' 
{{wayback|https://sweetbabynews.substack.com/p/january-brought-to-you-by-baby-power9|20240113055257|title=https://sweetbabynews.substack.com/p/january-brought-to-you-by-baby-power}}

'''Neo Cab''' 
{{wayback|https://shortyawards.com/11th/unknown-9|20240319011332|title=https://shortyawards.com/11th/unknown-9}}
[http://web.archive.org/web/20210608205102/htt web.archive.org/web/20210608205102/htt]

'''Assassins Creed Valhalla''' 
{{wayback|http://web.archive.org/web/20210608205102/https://sweetbabyinc.com/|20210608205102|title=http://web.archive.org/web/20210608205102/https://sweetbabyinc.com/}}

'''Afterlove EP''' 
[http://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1599780/view/6136773236734239599 store.steampowered.com/news/app/1599780/view/6136773236734239599]

'''Gotham Knights''' 
[https://youtu.be/vrTsXRcvoJw?si=3LGSYIfXN5hiMKcg&t=512 youtu.be/vrTsXRcvoJw?si=3LGSYIfXN5hiMKcg&t=512]

'''South Of Midnight''' 
{{wayback|https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/|20240302074824|title=https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/}}

'''Kingdom Eighties''' 
[http://mobygames.com/game/204938/kingdom-eighties/credits/windows/?autoplatform=true mobygames.com/game/204938/kingdom-eighties/credits/windows/?autoplatform=true]

'''Shadow Gambit''' 
[http://mobygames.com/game/207379/shadow-gambit-the-cursed-crew/credits/windows/?autoplatform=true mobygames.com/game/207379/shadow-gambit-the-cursed-crew/credits/windows/?autoplatform=true]

'''Dungeons and Dragons: Dark Alliance''' 
[http://mobygames.com/game/166582/dungeons-dragons-dark-alliance/credits/windows/?autoplatform=true mobygames.com/game/166582/dungeons-dragons-dark-alliance/credits/windows/?autoplatform=true]

'''Hyperlight Breaker''' 
{{wayback|https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/|20240302074824|title=https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/}}

'''Breeze In The Clouds''' 
{{wayback|https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/|20240302074824|title=https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/}}

'''Goodbye Volcano High''' 
{{wayback|https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/|20240302074824|title=https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/}}

'''Usual June''' 
{{wayback|https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/|20240302074824|title=https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/}}

'''Battle Shapers''' 
{{wayback|https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/|20240302074824|title=https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/}}

'''Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League''' 
{{wayback|https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/|20240302074824|title=https://sweetbabyinc.com/projects/}}
 
 
No, really. ''That'' is the list that caused this entire shit show.

==Gallery==
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File:AlyssaMercanteRacism.jpg|Alyssa Mercante getting [[Fake News|Fake Newsed]] for racism.
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==See Also==
*[[GamerGate]] 
*[[Streisand Effect]] 
*[[X is not your personal army]] 
*[[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]] - When the SJWs try, and fail, to do what this one did.

{{Social Justice}}
{{Gaming}}
{{FakeNews}}

Hawk Tuah

2024-08-28T20:34:50Z

Caku:

[[File:Hawk Tuah Hailey Welch.png|thumb|right|Hailey Welch aka "Hawk Tuah"|right]]
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{{Forcedmeme}}
'''Hawk Tuah''' is a meme circulating about the interwebs as of [[2024]] in which a really ditzy and intoxicated [[hotard]] {{instagram|reel/C-I-QIpyY1L|kike}} ([[Powerword]]: '''Hailey Welch'''{{jew}}) participates in a street interview in Nashville, [[Tennessee]]. Another fine example of a dumbass becoming famous just for being a dumbass (although she might actually be more intelligent than President [[Joe Biden]]). You can see that she clearly sucked every minute of fame she had from that meme by literally creating a fucking LLC and selling all junk related to the meme, going on podcasts and shit like that , so you can see that she made a great cash grab out of it like the jew she is.

Despite [[conspiracy theories]], this was not a scripted propaganda piece produced by the Church of Latter Day Saints, A Beka Book (an independent baptist publisher), Mothers Against Drunk Driving, or North Korea, although any of the above could easily take advantage of it to advance their ideologies.

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== See also ==
* [[Blowjob]]
* [[Unfunny]]
* [[TikTok]]
* [[Instagram]]
* [[Forced meme]]
* [[Slut]]
* [[Bitch]]

==External links==
*{{ytlink|C7tydu_erZo|The interview on YouTube, where it all started}}
*{{KYM|memes/hawk-tuah-girl|Know Your Meme - Hawk Tuah Girl}}
*{{Wikilink|Hawk_Tuah_Girl|Wikipedia - Hawk Tuah Girl}}

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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/August 28, 2024

2024-08-28T20:13:57Z

Caku: main page aesthetic change brrrrrrrrrrrrr

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'''Hard Gay''' (Pronounced ''Hâdo Gei, [[desu|hoo]]~'') is a [[Japanese]] [[IRL]] [[troll]] and [[unwarranted self importance|person of public interest]]. He is shown getting himself into awkward situations with the [[Japanese|Fapanese]] general public, then doing a "good deed" of sorts on [[shit nobody cares about|a major variety TV show]]. In the past, he has been known to [[almost raped|facehump]] [[old|elderly]] women, act as [[pedo|a crossing guard]] for a group of children, and pose for pictures with [[retard|tourists]]. He is already married and [[not gay]] [[irl]], however true [[fags]] know he plays for [[bisexual|both teams]]. 

|FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!|Donny Long|Icewillow9|Title IX}}

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/August 28, 2024

2024-08-28T20:00:54Z

Caku:

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User:Caku

2024-08-28T19:48:35Z

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| Based on <nowiki>{{archive}}</nowiki>
|-
| [[Template:Qing]]
| Yes
| Yes
| None.
| None.
|-
| [[Template:Anti-SJW YouTube]]
| Yes
| Yes
| Fixed
| Don't ask Kaizen.
|-
| [[Template:Doopie]]
| Yes
| Yes
| Fixed
| Don't ask Kaizen.
|-
| [[Template:Wrestling]]
| Yes
| Yes
| None.
| None.
|-
| [[Template:Comics]]
| Yes
| Yes
| Fixed
| Don't ask Kaizen.
|-
| [[Template:Dediot]]
| No
| No
| None.
| Only found on user pages left blank due to it not being found on wayback.
|-
| [[Template:Lulcowboard]]
| No
| No
| None.
| Only found on user pages left blank due to it not being found on wayback.
|-
| [[Template:Spics]]
| Yes
| Yes
| None.
| None.
|-
| [[Template:Putinhack]]
| Yes
| Yes
| Fixed
| Don't ask Kaizen.
|-
| [[Template:SEO/Tags]]
| No
| No
| None
| Tabs sperged out when we deleted this from pages. So I blanked it.
|-
| [[Template:Catalog lookup link]]
| No
| No
| None.
| Blank.
|-
| [[Template:Disease]]
| No
| No
| None
| Blank
|-
| [[Template:Lang]]
| No
| No
| None.
| Wikimedia template that's used on a protected page, Blanked.
|-
| [[Template:Reflist]]
| No
| No
| None.
| Blank.
|}

 
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2024-08-28T19:26:01Z

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