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User talk:CLU

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CLU: /* Posted Video */

==This is my User Talk Page==

'''DO NOT''' post your wiki drama here. I don't give a shit about your edit wars or shitty articles.

My primary concern are site issues and bugs. [[User:CLU|CLU]] ([[User talk:CLU|talk]]) 09:48, 12 August 2024 (UTC)

* Hey supr inteligent, Mega lord. We're having problems with the Picture of the Now thumb page.

The page works when you preview but when you try to save you get an error that says, "This page isn’t working
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HTTP ERROR 500."

Can your super Dude brain look into it?
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 13:20, 9 August 2025 (UTC)

** Hey the problem has spread to the QOTN and VOTN
Can you look into it please Sir
[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:06, 13 August 2025 (UTC)

::Yes, I will look into it, thanks. [[User:CLU|CLU]] ([[User talk:CLU|talk]]) 08:59, 16 August 2025 (UTC)

:::The issue has been fixed, increased memory allocations in php.ini and local settings. [[User:CLU|CLU]] ([[User talk:CLU|talk]]) 09:34, 16 August 2025 (UTC)

== Posted Video ==

Posted your Minecraft Video for the 25th.
Good name. Are you a Jeff Bridges and Tron fan Too.
Watch in the first movie when Bridges and Tron go to the city. There are hookers. I guess that's how your computer gets a virus.

[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 01:13, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
:Thanks! And yes, i am a Jeff Bridges fan as well, Big Lebowski![[User:CLU|CLU]] ([[User talk:CLU|talk]]) 20:44, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

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Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:XOTN/Current/POTN

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'''POTN suggestions below this line.
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Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:XOTN/Current/VOTN

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Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:XOTN/Current/QOTN

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Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:XOTN/Current/AOTN

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Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Queue

2025-08-17T17:16:13Z

CLU:

{{Notice|
This page is for submitting and managing XOTN (X of the Now) content. Only [[Special:ListUsers/editor|Editors]] and [[Special:ListUsers/sysop|Sysops]] can approve submissions.

'''For Editors:''' To approve a submission, copy the content to the appropriate current page and move the submission to the archive section.
}}

== Instructions ==

=== For Users ===
To suggest content for featuring on the main page:
# Add your suggestion to the appropriate section below
# Use the provided templates
# Include all required information
# Sign your submission with <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>

=== For Editors ===
To approve and activate a submission:
# Review the submission for quality and appropriateness
# Copy the template code to the appropriate current page:
#* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/AOTN]] for Article suggestions
#* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/QOTN]] for Quote suggestions
#* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/VOTN]] for Video suggestions
#* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/POTN]] for Picture suggestions
# Update the dates and add your username as editor
# Move the submission to the "Recently Approved" section
# Set featured=true when copying to current page

== Article of the Now Submissions ==

=== Pending Approval ===


'''Sample Submission:'''
<pre>
{{XOTN/AOTN
|title=Your Article Title
|image=Filename.jpg
|summary=Brief description of the article (keep under 150 words)
|link=Your Article Title
|date=YYYY-MM-DD
|expires=YYYY-MM-DD
|editor=[[User:YourUsername]]
|featured=false
}}
</pre>
''Submitted by: [[User:Example]] on August 17, 2025''



=== Recently Approved ===


== Quote of the Now Submissions ==

=== Pending Approval ===


'''Sample Submission:'''
<pre>
{{XOTN/QOTN
|quote=Your quote text here
|author=Who said it
|source=Where it's from
|context=Additional context if needed
|date=YYYY-MM-DD
|expires=YYYY-MM-DD
|editor=[[User:YourUsername]]
|featured=false
}}
</pre>
''Submitted by: [[User:Example]] on August 17, 2025''



=== Recently Approved ===


== Video of the Now Submissions ==

=== Pending Approval ===


'''Sample Submission:'''
<pre>
{{XOTN/VOTN
|title=Video Title
|video={{#ev:youtube|VIDEO_ID|300}}
|caption=Short caption
|description=Brief description
|date=YYYY-MM-DD
|expires=YYYY-MM-DD
|editor=[[User:YourUsername]]
|featured=false
}}
</pre>
''Submitted by: [[User:Example]] on August 17, 2025''

'''Video Guidelines:'''
* Use {{#ev:youtube|VIDEO_ID|300}} for YouTube videos
* Use {{#ev:vimeo|VIDEO_ID|300}} for Vimeo videos
* Keep videos appropriate and relevant to ED culture
* Avoid copyrighted content



=== Recently Approved ===


== Picture of the Now Submissions ==

=== Pending Approval ===


'''Sample Submission:'''
<pre>
{{XOTN/POTN
|image=Filename.jpg
|caption=Picture caption
|description=Brief description
|width=250
|date=YYYY-MM-DD
|expires=YYYY-MM-DD
|editor=[[User:YourUsername]]
|featured=false
}}
</pre>
''Submitted by: [[User:Example]] on August 17, 2025''

'''Image Guidelines:'''
* Upload images to the wiki first
* Use appropriate file names
* Ensure images are ED-relevant
* Min-Max recommended width: 600-800px



=== Recently Approved ===


== Scheduling ==

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|-
| August 18, 2025 || [[Pedophilia]] || "In lulz we trust" || Killer AI || Dramatic Hamster || [[User:AdminExample]]
|-
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|}

=== Content Guidelines ===

'''General Rules:'''
* Content must be relevant to Encyclopedia Dramatica's mission
* No personal attacks or doxxing
* Follow wiki policies and guidelines
* Maintain ED's satirical and humorous tone

'''Article of the Now:'''
* Article must exist and be substantial (500+ words recommended)
* Summary should be 100-150 words
* Include compelling reasons why it should be featured

'''Quote of the Now:'''
* Must be properly attributed
* Should be relevant to internet culture, ED, or current events
* Include context when necessary

'''Video of the Now:'''
* Must be accessible and working
* Should be entertaining or educational
* Keep duration reasonable (under 10 minutes preferred)

'''Picture of the Now:'''
* Must be uploaded to the wiki
* Should be high quality and clear
* Include proper attribution if needed

== Archive ==

=== Recently Featured ===


'''August 2025:'''
* August 16-17: AOTN: [[Party Van]], QOTN: "Party Van meme", VOTN: FBI Surveillance, POTN: Van image
* August 14-15: AOTN: [[Vladislav Roslyakov]], QOTN: School shooting quote, VOTN: News report, POTN: Portrait
* August 12-13: AOTN: [[Josef Mengele]], QOTN: Nazi experimentation, VOTN: Documentary, POTN: Historical photo

== Archive Management ==

=== When to Archive Content ===

Archive current XOTN content when:
* Setting new featured content (before updating current pages)
* Content has been featured for 2+ days
* Monthly maintenance and cleanup

=== Archive Workflow for Editors ===

'''Step 1: Create Individual Archive Pages'''
Before updating current content, create date-specific archive pages:

'''For AOTN:'''
<pre>

{{XOTN/AOTN
|title=Article Title
|image=Image.jpg
|summary=Article summary
|link=Article Title
|date=YYYY-MM-DD
|expires=YYYY-MM-DD
|editor=[[User:EditorName]]
|featured=true
}}

{{timeline|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/PREVIOUS_DATE|Previous]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/NEXT_DATE|Next]]}}
[[Category:Article of the Now]]
</pre>

'''For QOTN:'''
<pre>

{{XOTN/QOTN
|quote=Quote text
|author=Author name
|source=Source
|context=Context
|date=YYYY-MM-DD
|expires=YYYY-MM-DD
|editor=[[User:EditorName]]
|featured=true
}}

{{timeline|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/PREVIOUS_DATE|Previous]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/NEXT_DATE|Next]]}}
[[Category:Quote of the Now]]
</pre>

'''For VOTN:'''
<pre>

{{XOTN/VOTN
|title=Video Title
|video={{#ev:youtube|VIDEO_ID|300}}
|caption=Caption
|description=Description
|date=YYYY-MM-DD
|expires=YYYY-MM-DD
|editor=[[User:EditorName]]
|featured=true
}}

{{timeline|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/PREVIOUS_DATE|Previous]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/NEXT_DATE|Next]]}}
[[Category:Video of the Now]]
</pre>

'''For POTN:'''
<pre>

{{XOTN/POTN
|image=Image.jpg
|caption=Caption
|description=Description
|width=250
|date=YYYY-MM-DD
|expires=YYYY-MM-DD
|editor=[[User:EditorName]]
|featured=true
}}

{{timeline|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/PREVIOUS_DATE|Previous]]|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/NEXT_DATE|Next]]}}
[[Category:Picture of the Now]]
</pre>

'''Step 2: Update Archive Index Pages'''
Add entries to the monthly lists in:
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/2025]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/2025]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/2025]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2025]]

Format:
<pre>
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/August 18, 2025|August 18, 2025]] - [[Article Title]]
</pre>

'''Step 3: Update "Recent Archive" Sections'''
Edit the "Recent Archive" sections on archive pages to show latest archived content:

<pre>
'''Recent articles:''' [[New Article]] (August 18) • [[Previous Article]] (August 16) • [[Older Article]] (August 14)
</pre>

'''Step 4: Update "What Have I Missed?" Boxes'''
Update the AOTN current page with new archived content:

<pre>
<div style="text-align:center; font-size:9pt; margin-top:10px; padding:5px; background:#f0f0f0; border-radius:3px;">
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Recently Archived Article]] was 2 days ago • [[Previously Archived]] was 4 days ago • [[Older Archived]] was 6 days ago
</div>
</pre>

=== Archive Quick Reference ===

{| class="wikitable"
! Task !! Page to Edit !! What to Add
|-
| Create AOTN archive || Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/DATE || Full AOTN content + timeline
|-
| Update AOTN index || Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/2025 || Add monthly list entry
|-
| Update "What I missed" || Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/AOTN || Update recent archive links
|-
| Create QOTN archive || Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/DATE || Full QOTN content + timeline
|-
| Update QOTN index || Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/2025 || Add monthly list entry
|-
| Create VOTN archive || Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/DATE || Full VOTN content + timeline
|-
| Update VOTN index || Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/2025 || Add monthly list entry
|-
| Create POTN archive || Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/DATE || Full POTN content + timeline
|-
| Update POTN index || Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2025 || Add monthly list entry
|}

== JavaScript Archive Generator ==

Use this JavaScript tool to generate monthly archive page templates. This creates placeholder entries for entire months.

=== How to Use ===

1. **Copy the code below** into a text file
2. **Save with .html extension** (e.g., "xotn_generator.html")
3. **Open in web browser**
4. **Copy the generated wiki markup** to your archive pages

=== Updated JavaScript Code with Month Override ===

<syntaxhighlight lang="html">
<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd">
<html>
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Pragma" content="no-cache">
<meta http-equiv="expires" content="0">
<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="content-type">
<title>XOTN Archive Generator</title>
<style>
body {
font-family: monospace;
margin: 20px;
background: #f8f8f8;
}
h1 {
color: #333;
border-bottom: 3px solid #666;
padding-bottom: 10px;
}
h2 {
color: #666;
border-bottom: 1px solid #ccc;
}
.output {
background: #fff;
padding: 15px;
margin: 15px 0;
border: 1px solid #ddd;
border-radius: 5px;
box-shadow: 0 2px 4px rgba(0,0,0,0.1);
}
.controls {
background: #e8f4f8;
padding: 20px;
margin: 15px 0;
border: 1px solid #b0d4da;
border-radius: 5px;
}
button {
padding: 10px 20px;
margin: 8px;
font-size: 14px;
background: #4CAF50;
color: white;
border: none;
border-radius: 4px;
cursor: pointer;
}
button:hover {
background: #45a049;
}
select, input {
padding: 8px;
margin: 8px;
font-size: 14px;
border: 1px solid #ccc;
border-radius: 3px;
}
pre {
background: #f5f5f5;
border: 1px solid #ddd;
padding: 10px;
overflow-x: auto;
white-space: pre-wrap;
word-wrap: break-word;
}
.info {
background: #fff3cd;
border: 1px solid #ffeaa7;
padding: 10px;
margin: 10px 0;
border-radius: 4px;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>

<h1>Encyclopedia Dramatica XOTN Archive Generator</h1>

<div class="info">
<strong>Instructions:</strong> This tool generates monthly archive page templates for Encyclopedia Dramatica's "X of the Now" content.
Select your options below and click "Generate" to create wiki markup for your archive pages.
</div>

<div class="controls">
<h3>Generate Monthly Archive Templates</h3>

<label>Month Offset:
<select id="monthOffset">
<option value="">Auto</option>
<option value="0">Current Month</option>
<option value="1">Next Month</option>
<option value="2">Two Months Ahead</option>
<option value="3">Three Months Ahead</option>
<option value="-1">Previous Month</option>
<option value="-2">Two Months Ago</option>
</select>
</label>

<br/>

<label>Month Override:
<select id="monthOverride">
<option value="">(No override)</option>
<option value="1">January</option>
<option value="2">February</option>
<option value="3">March</option>
<option value="4">April</option>
<option value="5">May</option>
<option value="6">June</option>
<option value="7">July</option>
<option value="8">August</option>
<option value="9">September</option>
<option value="10">October</option>
<option value="11">November</option>
<option value="12">December</option>
</select>
</label>

<br/>

<label>Year Override:
<input type="number" id="yearOverride" placeholder="Leave blank for auto-detect" min="2011" max="2030" />
</label>

<br/>

<button onclick="generateArchives()">Generate Archive Templates</button>
<button onclick="clearOutput()">Clear Output</button>
<button onclick="copyAllToClipboard()">Copy All to Clipboard</button>
</div>

<div id="output"></div>

<script type="text/javascript">
var months = ["", "January","February","March","April","May","June","July","August","September","October","November","December"];

function generateArchives() {
var date = new Date();
var year = parseInt(document.getElementById('yearOverride').value) || date.getFullYear();
var monthOverride = parseInt(document.getElementById('monthOverride').value);
var monthOffset = parseInt(document.getElementById('monthOffset').value);
var month;

if (!isNaN(monthOverride)) {
month = monthOverride;
} else {
month = date.getMonth() + 1 + (isNaN(monthOffset) ? 0 : monthOffset);
}

while (month > 12) {
month -= 12;
year += 1;
}
while (month < 1) {
month += 12;
year -= 1;
}

var days = new Date(year, month, 0).getDate();
var monthName = months[month];

var votn = "";
var potn = "";
var aotn = "";
var qotn = "";

for (day = days; day > 0; day--) {
votn += "*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/" + monthName + " " + day + ", " + year + "|" + monthName + " " + day + ", " + year + " - ]]\n";
potn += "*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/" + monthName + " " + day + ", " + year + "|" + monthName + " " + day + ", " + year + " - ]]\n";
aotn += "*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/" + monthName + " " + day + ", " + year + "|" + monthName + " " + day + ", " + year + "]] - \n";
qotn += "*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/" + monthName + " " + day + ", " + year + "|" + monthName + " " + day + ", " + year + " - ]]\n";
}

var output = document.getElementById('output');
output.innerHTML = "";

var aotSection = "== " + monthName + " " + year + " ==\n\n" + aotn;
var qotSection = "== " + monthName + " " + year + " ==\n\n" + qotn;
var votSection = "== " + monthName + " " + year + " ==\n\n" + votn;
var potSection = "== " + monthName + " " + year + " ==\n\n" + potn;

output.innerHTML += "<div class='output'><h2>Article of the Now - " + monthName + " " + year + "</h2><pre>" + escapeHtml(aotSection) + "</pre><button onclick=\"copyToClipboard('" + escapeHtml(aotSection).replace(/'/g, "\\'") + "')\">Copy AOTN</button></div>";

output.innerHTML += "<div class='output'><h2>Quote of the Now - " + monthName + " " + year + "</h2><pre>" + escapeHtml(qotSection) + "</pre><button onclick=\"copyToClipboard('" + escapeHtml(qotSection).replace(/'/g, "\\'") + "')\">Copy QOTN</button></div>";

output.innerHTML += "<div class='output'><h2>Video of the Now - " + monthName + " " + year + "</h2><pre>" + escapeHtml(votSection) + "</pre><button onclick=\"copyToClipboard('" + escapeHtml(votSection).replace(/'/g, "\\'") + "')\">Copy VOTN</button></div>";

output.innerHTML += "<div class='output'><h2>Picture of the Now - " + monthName + " " + year + "</h2><pre>" + escapeHtml(potSection) + "</pre><button onclick=\"copyToClipboard('" + escapeHtml(potSection).replace(/'/g, "\\'") + "')\">Copy POTN</button></div>";

output.innerHTML += "<div class='output info'><h2>Generation Summary</h2>" +
"<p><strong>Generated:</strong> " + monthName + " " + year + " (" + days + " days)</p>" +
"<p><strong>Usage:</strong> Copy the relevant sections above and paste them into your Encyclopedia Dramatica archive pages</p>" +
"<p><strong>Archive Pages:</strong></p>" +
"<ul>" +
"<li>AOTN: <code>Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/" + year + "</code></li>" +
"<li>QOTN: <code>Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/" + year + "</code></li>" +
"<li>VOTN: <code>Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/" + year + "</code></li>" +
"<li>POTN: <code>Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/" + year + "</code></li>" +
"</ul>" +
"<p><strong>Next Step:</strong> Fill in article/quote/video/picture titles as you feature them throughout the month</p></div>";
}

function escapeHtml(text) {
var div = document.createElement('div');
div.textContent = text;
return div.innerHTML;
}

function copyToClipboard(text) {
var textarea = document.createElement('textarea');
textarea.value = text.replace(/</g, '<').replace(/>/g, '>').replace(/&/g, '&');
document.body.appendChild(textarea);
textarea.select();
document.execCommand('copy');
document.body.removeChild(textarea);
alert('Copied to clipboard!');
}

function copyAllToClipboard() {
var allSections = document.querySelectorAll('.output pre');
var allText = "";
for (var i = 0; i < allSections.length; i++) {
if (allSections[i].textContent) {
allText += allSections[i].textContent + "\n\n";
}
}
var textarea = document.createElement('textarea');
textarea.value = allText;
document.body.appendChild(textarea);
textarea.select();
document.execCommand('copy');
document.body.removeChild(textarea);
alert('All sections copied to clipboard!');
}

function clearOutput() {
document.getElementById("output").innerHTML = "";
}

window.onload = function() {
generateArchives();
};
</script>

</body>
</html>
</syntaxhighlight>

=== JavaScript Improvements Made ===

* **Better user interface** with controls and styling
* **Flexible month/year selection** instead of hardcoded values
* **Year wraparound handling** for cross-year generation
* **Cleaner output formatting** with separate sections
* **Auto-generation on page load** for immediate use
* **Clear instructions** and usage notes
* **Modern HTML structure** with proper styling

=== Usage Notes ===

* **Default:** Generates next month's templates
* **Current month:** Set offset to 0 if adding to current month
* **Future months:** Use positive offsets (1, 2, etc.)
* **Past months:** Use negative offset (-1) for previous month
* **Custom year:** Override year field for generating archives for different years

== Discussion ==

Use the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:XOTN/Queue|talk page]] for general discussion about XOTN policies and procedures.

[[Category:XOTN Management]]
[[Category:Encyclopedia Dramatica]]

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<div class="xotn-left" style="flex:1; box-sizing:border-box; min-width:300px; border-radius:5px; background:#ababff; padding:5px; margin:2px; display:flex; flex-direction:column;">


<div style="border-radius:5px; background:#ebebff; padding:5px 10px 10px 10px; flex:1; display:flex; flex-direction:column;">
<div style="border:none; text-align:center; font-family:sans-serif; font-size:28px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Article of the Now</div>
<div id="aotn-content" style="flex-grow:1;">
{{Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/AOTN}}
</div>
<p style="text-align:center; font-size:8pt; margin-top:auto;">
[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:XOTN/Current/AOTN|Edit]] • [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Queue|Suggest a Featured Article]] • [[ED:AOTN|View the AotN Archives]]
</p>
</div>


<div style="border-radius:5px; background:#ebebff; padding:5px 10px 10px 10px; margin-top:5px; flex:1; display:flex; flex-direction:column;">
<div style="border:none; text-align:center; font-family:sans-serif; font-size:28px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Quote of the Now</div>
<div id="qotn-content" style="flex-grow:1; width:95%; margin:5px auto 8px auto;">
{{Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/QOTN}}
</div>
<p style="text-align:center; font-size:8pt; margin-top:auto;">
[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:XOTN/Current/QOTN|Edit]] • [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Queue|Suggest a Featured Quote]] • [[ED:QOTN|View the QotN Archives]]
</p>
</div>

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<div class="xotn-right" style="flex:1; box-sizing:border-box; min-width:300px; border-radius:5px; background:#ababff; padding:5px; margin:2px; display:flex; flex-direction:column;">


<div style="border-radius:5px; background:#ebebff; padding:5px 10px 10px 10px; flex:1; display:flex; flex-direction:column;">
<div style="border:none; text-align:center; font-family:sans-serif; font-size:28px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Picture of the Now</div>
<center id="potn-content" style="flex-grow:1; display:flex; align-items:center; justify-content:center;">
{{Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/POTN}}
</center>
<p style="text-align:center; font-size:8pt; margin-top:auto;">
[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:XOTN/Current/POTN|Edit]] • [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Queue|Suggest a Featured Picture]] • [[ED:POTN|View the PotN Archives]]
</p>
</div>


<div style="border-radius:5px; background:#ebebff; padding:5px 10px 10px 10px; margin-top:5px; flex:1; display:flex; flex-direction:column;">
<div style="border:none; text-align:center; font-family:sans-serif; font-size:28px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Video of the Now</div>
<div class="nodlyoutube" align="center" id="votn-content" style="flex-grow:1; display:flex; align-items:center; justify-content:center;">
{{Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/VOTN}}
</div>
<p style="text-align:center; font-size:8pt; margin-top:auto;">
[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:XOTN/Current/VOTN|Edit]] • [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Queue|Suggest a Featured Video]] • [[ED:VOTN|View the VotN Archives]]
</p>
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<div style="flex-grow:1;">
{{:Main Page/ED:GNA}}
</div>
<p style="text-align:center; font-size:8pt; margin-top:auto;">
Visit the [[:Category:GNA|Good New Articles category]] to see them all!
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<div class="xotn-section" id="aotn">
{{XOTN/AOTN
|title=Pedophilia
|image=Girl_in_swimsuit.jpg
|summary='''Pedophilia''' (or pædophilia) is a word which Americans can't say right. It is also a brain problem where the subject is sexually turned on by the damn fucking young (3 to 13 years old), but most of the people busted for kiddyfiddling are busted as a first offense for going after 13-17, whereas the ones going after under 13 usually get away with it for a long time until they start to obsess over the infamous baby fuck. All pedophiles are universally hated and despised because they are all fucking immature assholes.

Pedophiles work within a similar system George Lucas copied for the Jedi idea in Star Wars. There is an Master "a.k.a. deaddrop" (see nexopia) and a Padawan, "a.k.a. republican". Famous pedos include, Jack McClellan, Michael Jackson, Jerry Sandusky, Michael Towers and any leading member of the Roman Catholic Church. A first time offender going after a 17 year old and then caught by Chris Hansen might look normal. But a long-term pedophile is typically an ungainly and unattractive male person possessing a bad shave, a look of southern inbreeding, and will play at home with children's toys. He may have had a light colored van with highly tinted windows, which he uses to kidnap and fuck the shit out of your children. If no van, then the long term pedophile is skilled at child grooming and will form a long-term attachment before molesting the child. But remember, Chris Hansen is always watching.

It should also be noted that there are no female pedophiles. Actually, there are but they do not do such things online but instead with their 16 yr old jock students who, to them, are just plain lucky, but this does not mean it will happen to you, in fact, it will not. Wrong, women are incapable of pedophilia because women are 1, not attracted to men, and 2, do not want sex. Thusforth pedophilia from females is impossible - if you have seen one, they are either a trap or mere henchmen. Pedophilia in men starts at the age of 13 where they start to find their 13 female classmates attractive. This however remains in males even through their upper teen years, they are still attracted to the same 13 year old girls instead of girls their own age. Males even at the age of 20 are still attracted to 13 year olds, they instead settle for a fat 15 year old (if they are not in college) or a decent 20 year old (if they are in college). When a male turns 30, he goes through a stage of "commitment" in which he finds a decent lady (usually around the age of 25, just when they are dropping out of college) to get married to and live with. Even through their 30s, men are still attracted to the exact same 13 year old girls. As a man reaches 40, he is not longer attracted to his wife and begins using the internet to talk to younger girls on Facebook or Yahoo chatrooms. At the age of 40 is when men start hitting on the babysitter, niece, or generally whoever reminds them of 13 year old girls, which usually results in marital problems, job problems, and related issues. When a man turns 50, his wife is completely done with sex and therefore the man must resort to actually pursuing his dreams of pedophilia. What now goes through his head is "if I'm gonna cheat on my wife, it might as well be with those 13 year old girls I've been putting off for so long". A lot of men are just fucked up. This is when they begin their plan to finally realize their hidden fantasy. Between then and the time they actually go out and do it can take anywhere from 3 days to 30 years, then as they finally meet the young girl they hope to get freaky deaky with, Gary Oak comes out of their bedroom zipping up his pants, followed by Chris Hansen who owns you before the police put the permanent banhammer on your ass. Your life is over, good job.
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Pedophiles work within a similar system George Lucas copied for the Jedi idea in Star Wars. There is an Master "a.k.a. deaddrop" (see nexopia) and a Padawan, "a.k.a. republican". Famous pedos include, Jack McClellan, Michael Jackson, Jerry Sandusky, Michael Towers and any leading member of the Roman Catholic Church. A first time offender going after a 17 year old and then caught by Chris Hansen might look normal. But a long-term pedophile is typically an ungainly and unattractive male person possessing a bad shave, a look of southern inbreeding, and will play at home with children's toys. He may have had a light colored van with highly tinted windows, which he uses to kidnap and fuck the shit out of your children. If no van, then the long term pedophile is skilled at child grooming and will form a long-term attachment before molesting the child. But remember, Chris Hansen is always watching.

It should also be noted that there are no female pedophiles. Actually, there are but they do not do such things online but instead with their 16 yr old jock students who, to them, are just plain lucky, but this does not mean it will happen to you, in fact, it will not. Wrong, women are incapable of pedophilia because women are 1, not attracted to men, and 2, do not want sex. Thusforth pedophilia from females is impossible - if you have seen one, they are either a trap or mere henchmen. Pedophilia in men starts at the age of 13 where they start to find their 13 female classmates attractive. This however remains in males even through their upper teen years, they are still attracted to the same 13 year old girls instead of girls their own age. Males even at the age of 20 are still attracted to 13 year olds, they instead settle for a fat 15 year old (if they are not in college) or a decent 20 year old (if they are in college). When a male turns 30, he goes through a stage of "commitment" in which he finds a decent lady (usually around the age of 25, just when they are dropping out of college) to get married to and live with. Even through their 30s, men are still attracted to the exact same 13 year old girls. As a man reaches 40, he is not longer attracted to his wife and begins using the internet to talk to younger girls on Facebook or Yahoo chatrooms. At the age of 40 is when men start hitting on the babysitter, niece, or generally whoever reminds them of 13 year old girls, which usually results in marital problems, job problems, and related issues. When a man turns 50, his wife is completely done with sex and therefore the man must resort to actually pursuing his dreams of pedophilia. What now goes through his head is "if I'm gonna cheat on my wife, it might as well be with those 13 year old girls I've been putting off for so long". A lot of men are just fucked up. This is when they begin their plan to finally realize their hidden fantasy. Between then and the time they actually go out and do it can take anywhere from 3 days to 30 years, then as they finally meet the young girl they hope to get freaky deaky with, Gary Oak comes out of their bedroom zipping up his pants, followed by Chris Hansen who owns you before the police put the permanent banhammer on your ass. Your life is over, good job.
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<div style="border:none; text-align:center; font-family:sans-serif; font-size:28px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Good New Articles</div>
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<p style="text-align:center; font-size:8pt;">
Visit the [[:Category:GNA|Good New Articles category]] to see them all!
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User:CLU/Sandbox

2025-08-17T07:46:20Z

CLU:

{{UserSandbox}}


{{#seo:
|title_mode=replace
|title=Encyclopedia Dramatica
|keywords=Encyclopedia Dramatica, encyclopediadramatica, encyclopediadramatica.online, encyclopediadramatica.wiki, encyclopediadramatica.se, encyclopediadramatica.rs, encyclopediadramatica.es, encyclopediadramatica.ch, encyclopediadramatica.com, drama, lulz, internet, cats, memes, Encyclopedia, Dramatica, offended, internet drama, web culture, internet culture
|description="In lulz we trust."
|image=ED-logo.png
|image_alt=Encyclopedia Dramatica Logo
|site_name=Encyclopedia Dramatica
|locale=en_EN
|type=website
}}
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<div class="xotn-row" style="display:flex; flex-wrap:wrap; align-items:flex-start;">


<div class="xotn-left" style="flex-grow:1; box-sizing:border-box; width:300px; border-radius:5px; background:#ababff; padding:5px; margin:2px;">


<div style="border-radius:5px; background:#ebebff; padding:5px 10px 10px 10px;">
<div style="border:none; text-align:center; font-family:sans-serif; font-size:28px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Article of the Now</div>
<div id="aotn-content">
{{Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/AOTN}}
</div>
<p style="text-align:center; font-size:8pt">
[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:XOTN/Current/AOTN|Edit]] • [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Queue|Suggest a Featured Article]] • [[ED:AOTN|View the AotN Archives]]
</p>
</div>


<div style="border-radius:5px; background:#ebebff; padding:5px 10px 10px 10px; margin-top:5px;">
<div style="border:none; text-align:center; font-family:sans-serif; font-size:28px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Quote of the Now</div>
<div style="width:95%; margin:5px auto 8px auto" id="qotn-content">
{{Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/QOTN}}
</div>
<p style="text-align:center; font-size:8pt;">
[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:XOTN/Current/QOTN|Edit]] • [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Queue|Suggest a Featured Quote]] • [[ED:QOTN|View the QotN Archives]]
</p>
</div>

</div>


<div class="xotn-right" style="flex-grow:1; box-sizing:border-box; width:300px; border-radius:5px; background:#ababff; padding:5px; margin:2px;">


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<div style="border:none; text-align:center; font-family:sans-serif; font-size:28px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Picture of the Now</div>
<center id="potn-content">
{{Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/POTN}}
</center>
<p style="text-align:center; font-size:8pt;">
[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:POTN/Current/AOTN|Edit]] • [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Queue|Suggest a Featured Picture]] • [[ED:POTN|View the PotN Archives]]
</p>
</div>


<div style="border-radius:5px; background:#ebebff; padding:5px 10px 10px 10px; margin-top:5px;">
<div style="border:none; text-align:center; font-family:sans-serif; font-size:28px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Video of the Now</div>
<div class="nodlyoutube" align="center" id="votn-content">
{{Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/VOTN}}
</div>
<p style="text-align:center; font-size:8pt;">
[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:XOTN/Current/VOTN|Edit]] • [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Queue|Suggest a Featured Video]] • [[ED:VOTN|View the VotN Archives]]
</p>
</div>

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<div style="border:none; text-align:center; font-family:sans-serif; font-size:28px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Portals</div>
{{:Main Page/Portals}}
</div>
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<div style="flex-grow:1; box-sizing:border-box; width:300px; border-radius:5px; background:#ababff; padding:5px; margin:2px;">
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<div style="border:none; text-align:center; font-family:sans-serif; font-size:28px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Did You Know...</div>
<div style="float:right; margin-left:0.5em; pointer-events:none;">
[[File:Moarknow.png|150px]]
</div>
<p style="font-style:italic;">From Encyclopædia Dramatica's endless supply of factoids:</p>
{{:Main Page/did you know}}
<p style="text-align:center; font-size:8pt;">
<span class="editor-show">[[Special:EditPage/Main Page/did you know|Edit]] • </span>
[[Special:NewSection/Talk:Main Page/did you know|Suggest a Did You Know]]
</p>
</div>
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<div style="flex-grow:1; box-sizing:border-box; width:300px; border-radius:5px; background:#ababff; padding:5px; margin:2px;">
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<div style="border:none; text-align:center; font-family:sans-serif; font-size:28px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Good New Articles</div>
{{:Main Page/ED:GNA}}
<p style="text-align:center; font-size:8pt;">
Visit the [[:Category:GNA|Good New Articles category]] to see them all!
</p>
</div>
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<div style="border:none; text-align:center; font-family:sans-serif; font-size:28px; font-weight:bold; margin-top:.2em;">Articles That Need Help</div>
{{:Main Page/ED:BNA}}
<p style="text-align:center; font-size:8pt;">
Visit the [[Portal:BNA|Bad New Articles Portal]] to help out!
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MediaWiki:Common.css

2025-08-17T07:39:43Z

CLU:

/* logo shit */
.mw-wiki-logo {
background-image: url(images/3/39/ED_Vectorized.svg);
}

/* CSS placed here will be applied to all skins */

.haxLinks a {
color: #00cc00;
}
.blockmenu:hover ul {
visibility: visible;
}

/* Toggle styling */
.hiddentext {
display: none;
}

.showhidetext {
color: #0645ad;
cursor: pointer;
}

.showhidetext,
.collapsibletoggle {
-khtml-user-select: none;
-webkit-user-select: none;
-moz-user-select: none;
-ms-user-select: none;
user-select: none;
}

.showhidetext:hover {
text-decoration: underline;
}

.showhidetext:active {
color: #faa700;
}

/* Fix for problem with floating edit bottom and floating thumbnails */
h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6 {
overflow: hidden;
word-wrap: break-word;
}

/* Image thumbnails */
.thumb {
border-color: transparent;
}

pre {
white-space: pre-wrap
}

/* Gallery shit */

table.gallery {
border: 1px solid #ccc;
margin: 2px;
padding: 2px;
background-color: white;
}

table.gallery tr {
vertical-align: top;
}

table.gallery td {
vertical-align: top;
background-color: #f9f9f9;
border: solid 2px white;
}
/* Keep this temporarily so that cached pages will display right */
table.gallery td.galleryheader {
text-align: center;
font-weight: bold;
}
table.gallery caption {
font-weight: bold;
}

div.gallerybox {
margin: 2px;
}

div.gallerybox div.thumb {
text-align: center;
border: 1px solid #ccc;
margin: 2px;
}

div.gallerytext {
overflow: hidden;
font-size: 94%;
padding: 2px 4px;
}

pre {
white-space: pre-wrap
}

/*Header removals */
body.page-Main_Page h1 { display: none; }
body.page-User_TabbyGarf h1 { display: none; }
body.page-User_talk_TabbyGarf h1 { display: none; }
/* specific shit */

.edftable {
background-image: url('/images/e/e1/101010.png');
}
/**
* Styling for links generated by [[MediaWiki:Edittools]]
* @source https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:CharInsert#Styling
* @updated 2020-03-17
*/
.mw-charinsert-buttons {
border: 1px solid #aaa;
margin-top: 10px;
padding: 1px;
font-size: 1.1em;
text-align: center;
}
.mw-charinsert-buttons a {
background-color: #cde !important;
color: #000;
border: thin #069 outset;
padding: 0 1px 1px;
font-weight: bold;
font-size: .9em;
text-decoration: none;
}
.mw-charinsert-buttons a:hover,
.mw-charinsert-buttons a:active {
background-color: #bcd;
border-style: inset;
}
.client-js .mw-edittools-section {
display: inline;
}
.client-js .mw-edittools-section input[type="button"] {
font-size: .9em;
margin-left: 1px;
padding-left: 1px;
padding-right: 1px;
}

.mw-collapsible span.mw-collapsible-toggle {
float:none;
margin-left:0;
margin-right:1em;
}

ul.gallery {
margin: 2px;
padding: 2px;
display: block;
}

.editor-show {
display: none;
}

/** Testing Shit **/

.main-page-content-wrapper {
border-radius:5px;
background:#6161ff;
padding:3px;
margin-top:3px;
}

.main-page-flex {
display:flex;
flex-wrap:wrap;
align-items:flex-start;
display:-webkit-flex;
-webkit-flex-wrap:wrap;
-webkit-align-items:flex-start;
display:-ms-flexbox;
-ms-flex-wrap:wrap;
-ms-align-items:flex-start;
}

.main-page-flex-cell {
flex-grow:1;
-webkit-flex-grow:1;
-ms-flex-grow:1;
box-sizing:border-box;
width:300px;
border-radius:5px;
background:#ababff;
padding:5px;
margin:2px;
}

.main-page-flex-cell-content {
border-radius:5px;
background:#ebebff;
padding:5px 10px 10px 10px;
}

.mw-body h2.main-page-content-header {
border:none;
text-align:center;
font-family:sans-serif;
font-size:28px;
font-weight:bold;
margin-top:.2em;
}

.cuntnuggets {
background-image: url(/images/e/eb/FagSparkles.gif);
background-position: center;
color: transparent;
-webkit-background-clip: text;
background-clip: text;
}

/* XOTN Article of the Now - Hide TOC and edit sections */
.aotn-no-toc .toc,
.aotn-no-toc #toc,
.aotn-no-toc .mw-headline,
.aotn-no-toc .editsection {
display: none !important;
}

.aotn-no-toc h2,
.aotn-no-toc h3,
.aotn-no-toc h4 {
border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;
margin-top: 15px;
padding-bottom: 5px;
}

/* Optional: Better styling for AOTN container */
.aotn-container {
border-radius: 5px;
overflow: hidden;
}

.aotn-scroll-content {
font-size: 14px;
line-height: 1.4;
}

.aotn-scroll-content p {
margin-bottom: 10px;
}

Template:XOTN/AOTN

2025-08-17T07:38:47Z

CLU:

<div class="aotn-container">{{#if:{{{featured|false}}}|
<div class="aotn-content">
<div class="aotn-header" style="text-align:center; padding:10px; background:#f0f0f0; border-bottom:1px solid #ccc;">
<h3 style="margin:0; color:#AF0A0F;">'''{{{title|No title set}}}'''</h3>
{{#if:{{{image|}}}|<div style="margin:10px 0;">[[File:{{{image}}}|100px|{{{title}}}]]</div>}}
</div>
<div class="aotn-scroll-content aotn-no-toc" style="height:300px; overflow-y:auto; padding:15px; background:#fff; border:1px solid #ddd; position:relative;">
__NOTOC____NOEDITSECTION__
{{#if:{{{article|}}}|{{:{{{article}}}}}|{{{content|{{{summary|No content available.}}}}}}}}
</div>
<div class="aotn-footer" style="text-align:center; padding:8px; background:#f0f0f0; border-top:1px solid #ccc;">
{{#if:{{{link|}}}|'''[[{{{link}}}|Read full article...]]''' • }}
<small>Set by {{{editor|Unknown}}} on {{{date|Unknown date}}}</small>
</div>
</div>
|
<div class="aotn-placeholder" style="text-align:center; padding:20px; background:#f9f9f9; border:1px solid #ddd;">
<em>No Article of the Now currently set. [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Queue|Submit one here]]!</em>
</div>
}}</div><includeonly>{{#if:{{{featured|}}}|[[Category:Current AOTN]]}}</includeonly><noinclude>
This template displays the Article of the Now with scrollable content and hidden TOC.

'''Parameters:'''
* title = Article title
* image = Image filename
* article = Article name to transclude (e.g., "Pedophilia")
* content = Full article content (manual entry)
* summary = Brief summary (fallback)
* link = Link to full article
* date = Date set
* expires = Expiration date
* editor = Who set it
* featured = true/false

'''Features:'''
* Automatically hides Table of Contents
* Hides edit sections
* Maintains header formatting within scroll area

[[Category:XOTN Templates]]
</noinclude>

Template:XOTN/AOTN

2025-08-17T07:31:54Z

CLU:

<div class="aotn-container">{{#if:{{{featured|false}}}| <div class="aotn-content"> <div class="aotn-header" style="text-align:center; padding:10px; background:#f0f0f0; border-bottom:1px solid #ccc;"> <h3 style="margin:0; color:#AF0A0F;">'''{{{title|No title set}}}'''</h3> {{#if:{{{image|}}}|<div style="margin:10px 0;">[[File:{{{image}}}|100px|{{{title}}}]]</div>}} </div> <div class="aotn-scroll-content" style="height:300px; overflow-y:auto; padding:15px; background:#fff; border:1px solid #ddd; position:relative;">  <style> .aotn-scroll-content .toc, .aotn-scroll-content #toc, .aotn-scroll-content .mw-headline, .aotn-scroll-content .editsection { display: none !important; } .aotn-scroll-content h2, .aotn-scroll-content h3, .aotn-scroll-content h4 { border-bottom: 1px solid #eee; margin-top: 15px; padding-bottom: 5px; } </style> __NOTOC____NOEDITSECTION__ {{#if:{{{article|}}}|{{:{{{article}}}}}|{{{content|{{{summary|No content available.}}}}}}}} </div> <div class="aotn-footer" style="text-align:center; padding:8px; background:#f0f0f0; border-top:1px solid #ccc;"> {{#if:{{{link|}}}|'''[[{{{link}}}|Read full article...]]''' • }} <small>Set by {{{editor|Unknown}}} on {{{date|Unknown date}}}</small> </div> </div> | <div class="aotn-placeholder" style="text-align:center; padding:20px; background:#f9f9f9; border:1px solid #ddd;"> <em>No Article of the Now currently set. [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Queue|Submit one here]]!</em> </div> }}</div><includeonly>{{#if:{{{featured|}}}|[[Category:Current AOTN]]}}</includeonly><noinclude> This template displays the Article of the Now with scrollable content and hidden TOC.
'''Parameters:'''

title = Article title
image = Image filename
article = Article name to transclude (e.g., "Pedophilia")
content = Full article content (manual entry)
summary = Brief summary (fallback)
link = Link to full article
date = Date set
expires = Expiration date
editor = Who set it
featured = true/false
'''Features:'''

Automatically hides Table of Contents
Hides edit sections
Maintains header formatting within scroll area
[[Category:XOTN Templates]] </noinclude>

Template:XOTN/AOTN

2025-08-17T07:26:06Z

CLU:

<div class="aotn-container">{{#if:{{{featured|false}}}|
<div class="aotn-content">
<div class="aotn-header" style="text-align:center; padding:10px; background:#f0f0f0; border-bottom:1px solid #ccc;">
<h3 style="margin:0; color:#AF0A0F;">'''{{{title|No title set}}}'''</h3>
{{#if:{{{image|}}}|<div style="margin:10px 0;">[[File:{{{image}}}|100px|{{{title}}}]]</div>}}
</div>
<div class="aotn-scroll-content" style="height:300px; overflow-y:auto; padding:15px; background:#fff; border:1px solid #ddd;">
{{#if:{{{article|}}}|{{:{{{article}}}}}|{{{content|{{{summary|No content available.}}}}}}}}
</div>
<div class="aotn-footer" style="text-align:center; padding:8px; background:#f0f0f0; border-top:1px solid #ccc;">
{{#if:{{{link|}}}|'''[[{{{link}}}|Read full article...]]''' • }}
<small>Set by {{{editor|Unknown}}} on {{{date|Unknown date}}}</small>
</div>
</div>
|
<div class="aotn-placeholder" style="text-align:center; padding:20px; background:#f9f9f9; border:1px solid #ddd;">
<em>No Article of the Now currently set. [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Queue|Submit one here]]!</em>
</div>
}}</div><includeonly>{{#if:{{{featured|}}}|[[Category:Current AOTN]]}}</includeonly><noinclude>
This template displays the Article of the Now with scrollable content.
'''Parameters:'''

title = Article title
image = Image filename
article = Article name to transclude (e.g., "Pedophilia")
content = Full article content (manual entry)
summary = Brief summary (fallback)
link = Link to full article
date = Date set
expires = Expiration date
editor = Who set it
featured = true/false

'''Priority:''' article > content > summary
[[Category:XOTN Templates]]
</noinclude>

Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/AOTN

2025-08-17T07:24:45Z

CLU:

<div class="xotn-section" id="aotn">
{{XOTN/AOTN
|title=Pedophilia
|image=ED_logo.png
|article=Pedophilia
|link=Pedophilia
|date=2025-08-17
|expires=2025-08-19
|editor=[[User:CLU]]
|featured=true
}}
</div>
<div style="text-align:center; font-size:9pt; margin-top:10px; padding:5px; background:#f0f0f0; border-radius:3px;">
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Party Van]] was 2 days ago • [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] was 4 days ago • [[Josef Mengele]] was 6 days ago
</div>

Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/AOTN

2025-08-17T07:19:22Z

CLU:

<div class="xotn-section" id="aotn">
{{XOTN/AOTN
|title=Pedophilia
|image=Jailbait3111111.jpg|right|thumb
|summary=[[Pedophilia]]
|link=Pedophilia
|date=2025-08-17
|expires=2025-08-19
|editor=[[User:CLU]]
|featured=true
}}
</div>
<div style="text-align:center; font-size:9pt; margin-top:10px; padding:5px; background:#f0f0f0; border-radius:3px;">
'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Party Van]] was 2 days ago • [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] was 4 days ago • [[Josef Mengele]] was 6 days ago
</div>

Template:XOTN/AOTN

2025-08-17T07:15:44Z

CLU:

<div class="aotn-container">{{#if:{{{featured|false}}}|
<div class="aotn-content">
<div class="aotn-header" style="text-align:center; padding:10px; background:#f0f0f0; border-bottom:1px solid #ccc;">
<h3 style="margin:0; color:#AF0A0F;">'''{{{title|No title set}}}'''</h3>
{{#if:{{{image|}}}|<div style="margin:10px 0;">[[File:{{{image}}}|100px|{{{title}}}]]</div>}}
</div>
<div class="aotn-scroll-content" style="height:300px; overflow-y:auto; padding:15px; background:#fff; border:1px solid #ddd;">
{{{content|{{{summary|No content available.}}}}}}
</div>
<div class="aotn-footer" style="text-align:center; padding:8px; background:#f0f0f0; border-top:1px solid #ccc;">
{{#if:{{{link|}}}|'''[[{{{link}}}|Read full article...]]''' • }}
<small>Set by {{{editor|Unknown}}} on {{{date|Unknown date}}}</small>
</div>
</div>
|
<div class="aotn-placeholder" style="text-align:center; padding:20px; background:#f9f9f9; border:1px solid #ddd;">
<em>No Article of the Now currently set. [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Queue|Submit one here]]!</em>
</div>
}}</div><includeonly>{{#if:{{{featured|}}}|[[Category:Current AOTN]]}}</includeonly><noinclude>
This template displays the Article of the Now with scrollable content.
'''Parameters:'''

title = Article title
image = Image filename
content = Full article content (use this for long content)
summary = Brief summary (fallback if no content)
link = Link to full article
date = Date set
expires = Expiration date
editor = Who set it
featured = true/false

'''Usage:'''
For full articles, use |content= parameter with the entire article text.
For summaries, use |summary= parameter.
[[Category:XOTN Templates]]
</noinclude>

Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/AOTN

2025-08-17T07:09:14Z

CLU:

<div class="xotn-section" id="aotn">
{{XOTN/AOTN
|title=Pedophilia
|image=Jailbait3111111.jpg|right|thumb
|summary='''Pedophilia''' (or '''p [[æ]] dophilia''') is a word which [[Americunts|Americans]] can't say right. It is also a brain problem where the subject is sexually turned on by the [[jailbait|damn fucking young]] (3 to 13 years old), but most of the people busted for kiddyfiddling are busted as a first offense for going after 13-17, whereas the ones going after under 13 usually get away with it for a long time until they start to obsess over the infamous [[baby fuck]].
All pedophiles are universally hated and despised because they are all fucking immature [[asshole]]s.

It should also be noted that there are no female pedophiles. Actually, there are but they do not do such things online but instead with their 16 yr old jock students who, to them, are just plain lucky, but this does not mean it will happen to you, in fact, it will not. Wrong, women are incapable of pedophilia because women are 1, not attracted to men, and 2, do not want sex. Thusforth pedophilia from females is impossible - if you have seen one, they are either a [[trap]] or mere henchmen. Pedophilia in men starts at the age of 13 where they start to find their 13 female classmates attractive. This however remains in males even through their upper [[Teenager|teen years]], they are still attracted to the same 13 year old girls instead of girls their own age. Males even at the age of 20 are still attracted to 13 year olds, they instead settle for a fat 15 year old (if they are not in college) or a decent 20 year old (if they are in college). When a male turns 30, he goes through a stage of "commitment" in which he finds a decent lady (usually around the age of 25, just when they are dropping out of college) to get married to and live with. Even through their 30s, men are still attracted to the exact same 13 year old girls. As a man reaches 40, he is not longer attracted to his wife and begins using the internet to talk to younger girls on [[Facebook]] or [[Yahoo|Yahoo chatrooms]]. At the age of 40 is when men start hitting on the babysitter, niece, or generally whoever reminds them of 13 year old girls, which usually results in marital problems, job problems, and related issues. When a man turns 50, his wife is completely done with sex and therefore the man must resort to actually pursuing his dreams of pedophilia. What now goes through his head is "if I'm gonna cheat on my wife, it might as well be with those 13 year old girls I've been putting off for so long". A lot of men are just [[Mental illness|fucked up]]. This is when they begin their plan to finally realize their hidden fantasy. Between then and the time they actually go out and do it can take anywhere from 3 days to 30 years, then as they finally meet the young girl they hope to get freaky deaky with, Gary Oak comes out of their bedroom zipping up his pants, followed by Chris Hansen who owns you before the police put the permanent banhammer on your ass. Your life is over, good job.
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[[Party Van]] was 2 days ago • [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] was 4 days ago • [[Josef Mengele]] was 6 days ago
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Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/AOTN

2025-08-17T07:08:19Z

CLU:

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{{XOTN/AOTN
|title=Pedophilia
|image=Jailbait3111111.jpg
|summary='''Pedophilia''' (or '''p [[æ]] dophilia''') is a word which [[Americunts|Americans]] can't say right. It is also a brain problem where the subject is sexually turned on by the [[jailbait|damn fucking young]] (3 to 13 years old), but most of the people busted for kiddyfiddling are busted as a first offense for going after 13-17, whereas the ones going after under 13 usually get away with it for a long time until they start to obsess over the infamous [[baby fuck]].
All pedophiles are universally hated and despised because they are all fucking immature [[asshole]]s.

Pedophiles work within a similar system George Lucas copied for the Jedi idea in Star Wars. There is an Master "a.k.a. deaddrop" (see [[nexopia]]) and a Padawan, "a.k.a. republican". Famous pedos include, [[Jack McClellan]], [[Michael Jackson]], [[Jerry Sandusky]], [[Alcon#Freesaiyan|Michael Towers]] and any leading member of [[Christianity|the Roman Catholic Church]]. A first time offender going after a 17 year old and then caught by [[Chris Hansen]] might look normal. But a long-term pedophile is {{yt|u|GNRandSTP911|typically an ungainly and unattractive male person possessing a bad shave, a look of southern inbreeding, and will play at home with children's toys}}. He may have had a light colored van with highly tinted windows, which he uses to kidnap and fuck the shit out of your children. If no van, then the long term pedophile is skilled at child grooming and will form a long-term attachment before molesting the child. But remember, Chris Hansen is always watching.

It should also be noted that there are no female pedophiles. Actually, there are but they do not do such things online but instead with their 16 yr old jock students who, to them, are just plain lucky, but this does not mean it will happen to you, in fact, it will not. Wrong, women are incapable of pedophilia because women are 1, not attracted to men, and 2, do not want sex. Thusforth pedophilia from females is impossible - if you have seen one, they are either a [[trap]] or mere henchmen. Pedophilia in men starts at the age of 13 where they start to find their 13 female classmates attractive. This however remains in males even through their upper [[Teenager|teen years]], they are still attracted to the same 13 year old girls instead of girls their own age. Males even at the age of 20 are still attracted to 13 year olds, they instead settle for a fat 15 year old (if they are not in college) or a decent 20 year old (if they are in college). When a male turns 30, he goes through a stage of "commitment" in which he finds a decent lady (usually around the age of 25, just when they are dropping out of college) to get married to and live with. Even through their 30s, men are still attracted to the exact same 13 year old girls. As a man reaches 40, he is not longer attracted to his wife and begins using the internet to talk to younger girls on [[Facebook]] or [[Yahoo|Yahoo chatrooms]]. At the age of 40 is when men start hitting on the babysitter, niece, or generally whoever reminds them of 13 year old girls, which usually results in marital problems, job problems, and related issues. When a man turns 50, his wife is completely done with sex and therefore the man must resort to actually pursuing his dreams of pedophilia. What now goes through his head is "if I'm gonna cheat on my wife, it might as well be with those 13 year old girls I've been putting off for so long". A lot of men are just [[Mental illness|fucked up]]. This is when they begin their plan to finally realize their hidden fantasy. Between then and the time they actually go out and do it can take anywhere from 3 days to 30 years, then as they finally meet the young girl they hope to get freaky deaky with, Gary Oak comes out of their bedroom zipping up his pants, followed by Chris Hansen who owns you before the police put the permanent banhammer on your ass. Your life is over, good job.
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|editor=[[User:CLU]]
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'''What have I missed?'''<br/>
[[Party Van]] was 2 days ago • [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] was 4 days ago • [[Josef Mengele]] was 6 days ago
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Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN/Current/AOTN

2025-08-17T07:07:13Z

CLU:

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{{XOTN/AOTN
|title=Pedophilia
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|summary='''Pedophilia''' (or '''p [[æ]] dophilia''') is a word which [[Americunts|Americans]] can't say right. It is also a brain problem where the subject is sexually turned on by the [[jailbait|damn fucking young]] (3 to 13 years old), but most of the people busted for kiddyfiddling are busted as a first offense for going after 13-17, whereas the ones going after under 13 usually get away with it for a long time until they start to obsess over the infamous [[baby fuck]].
All pedophiles are universally hated and despised because they are all fucking immature [[asshole]]s.
[[Image:Baby_pedophile.gif‎|right|thumb|Given that its very difficult to prosecute when two minors have sex, some resourceful pedophiles think they may have found a loophole.]]
[[Image:Imagefapdog.jpg|left|thumb|[http://www.imagefap.com DO IT TODAY!]]]

Pedophiles work within a similar system George Lucas copied for the Jedi idea in Star Wars. There is an Master "a.k.a. deaddrop" (see [[nexopia]]) and a Padawan, "a.k.a. republican". Famous pedos include, [[Jack McClellan]], [[Michael Jackson]], [[Jerry Sandusky]], [[Alcon#Freesaiyan|Michael Towers]] and any leading member of [[Christianity|the Roman Catholic Church]]. A first time offender going after a 17 year old and then caught by [[Chris Hansen]] might look normal. But a long-term pedophile is {{yt|u|GNRandSTP911|typically an ungainly and unattractive male person possessing a bad shave, a look of southern inbreeding, and will play at home with children's toys}}. He may have had a light colored van with highly tinted windows, which he uses to kidnap and fuck the shit out of your children. If no van, then the long term pedophile is skilled at child grooming and will form a long-term attachment before molesting the child. But remember, Chris Hansen is always watching.

It should also be noted that there are no female pedophiles. Actually, there are but they do not do such things online but instead with their 16 yr old jock students who, to them, are just plain lucky, but this does not mean it will happen to you, in fact, it will not. Wrong, women are incapable of pedophilia because women are 1, not attracted to men, and 2, do not want sex. Thusforth pedophilia from females is impossible - if you have seen one, they are either a [[trap]] or mere henchmen. Pedophilia in men starts at the age of 13 where they start to find their 13 female classmates attractive. This however remains in males even through their upper [[Teenager|teen years]], they are still attracted to the same 13 year old girls instead of girls their own age. Males even at the age of 20 are still attracted to 13 year olds, they instead settle for a fat 15 year old (if they are not in college) or a decent 20 year old (if they are in college). When a male turns 30, he goes through a stage of "commitment" in which he finds a decent lady (usually around the age of 25, just when they are dropping out of college) to get married to and live with. Even through their 30s, men are still attracted to the exact same 13 year old girls. As a man reaches 40, he is not longer attracted to his wife and begins using the internet to talk to younger girls on [[Facebook]] or [[Yahoo|Yahoo chatrooms]]. At the age of 40 is when men start hitting on the babysitter, niece, or generally whoever reminds them of 13 year old girls, which usually results in marital problems, job problems, and related issues. When a man turns 50, his wife is completely done with sex and therefore the man must resort to actually pursuing his dreams of pedophilia. What now goes through his head is "if I'm gonna cheat on my wife, it might as well be with those 13 year old girls I've been putting off for so long". A lot of men are just [[Mental illness|fucked up]]. This is when they begin their plan to finally realize their hidden fantasy. Between then and the time they actually go out and do it can take anywhere from 3 days to 30 years, then as they finally meet the young girl they hope to get freaky deaky with, Gary Oak comes out of their bedroom zipping up his pants, followed by Chris Hansen who owns you before the police put the permanent banhammer on your ass. Your life is over, good job.
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[[Party Van]] was 2 days ago • [[Vladislav Roslyakov]] was 4 days ago • [[Josef Mengele]] was 6 days ago
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2025-08-17T07:06:27Z

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2025-08-17T07:00:28Z

CLU:

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