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Addict

2025-03-17T23:37:23Z

Blondie1234: /* Addicting ADDICTIVE things */

{{warning|ADDICTING IS NOT A WORD. THE ADJECTIVE IS "ADDICTIVE".}}

[[Image:Happynegrooriginal.jpg|thumb|[[Happy negro]] LURVES tittays]]
An '''addict''' is a person who does something or uses something excessively to the point of being self-destructive and doesn't assume responsibility for his or her actions. Usually some [[fucktard]] that [[Party Hard|parties too hard]], doesn't have the willpower to stop then gets [[butthurt]] for attention. Also applies to whores, whether [[Attention whore|Attention Whores]], [[Comment whore|Comment Whores]], or any kind of whore for that matter, for they are all addicted to attention or some other [[bullshit]]. Addicts come in many shapes, [[fat|sizes]] and black person, and everyone you know is an addict to something.

== Where to Find Addicts ==

"Addicts" can be found all over [[LiveJournal]], [[tumblr]], anywhere on the internet, or anywhere [[IRL]] for that matter. [[Niggers|Black people]] are frequently addicted to the [[fat|white wimminz]]; [[Jews]] are addicted to [[money]]; [[b/|/b/tard]]s are addicted to [[fapping]]; [[Dragon Ball Z|Nigra Cell]] is addicted to [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|lazers]]; and [[Women]] are addicted to [[BAWWW|emotion]], [[drama]], and also to sweet, sweet [[cash]]. Anything and everything can be addictive, from the most mundane to the most extraordinary.

==Frequent Sayings from Addicts==
*[[Bullshit|It's a disease]]
*[[poor|Do you have any change?]]
*[[Bullshit|I can stop if I want to]]
*[[Bullshit|I have no control over myself]]
*[[Bullshit|I almost died]]
*[[Truth|I need treatment]]
*[[Bullshit|I'm not really addicted]]
*[[Bullshit|I'll quit for you]]
*I'm [[never drinking again]]

==Treatment==
[[Image:drunkjagerboy.jpg|thumb|Another "addict"]]
Treatment for addiction usually comes from a shitty TV show, coercion from family members, or a judge. They usually involve some [[Alcoholics Anonymous|12 step program]] whose primary message is that you need [[God]] to help you, and you're helpless without [[Asshole|Him]]. This can sometimes cause lulz when the addict tries to get away and ends up getting caught drunk driving/dead/in a hotel room with 3 whores and a guy dressed like [[your mom]]. After the addict is treated they frequently become [[bible-thumper]]s and are [[Fucktard|extremely religious]]. This just goes to show that you're never actually cured of this "Addiction", you just trade it for some other [[bullshit]].

[[Image:Yeah......jpg|thumb|Your typical coke addict, minus the passed out hooker.]]

==<strike>Addicting</strike> ADDICTIVE things==
*[[Alcohol]]
*[[faggotry|Gay shit]]
*[[Jenkem]]
*[[Boobs|Tittays]]
*[[Drug|Drugs in general]]
*[[tumblr]]
*[[wow|World of Warcrack]]
*[[TV Tropes]]
*[[Jizz]]
*[[Fag|Cutting]]
*[[DXM|NyQuil]]
*[[ED]]
*[[Internet|The internet, really]]
*[[Trolling]]
*[[YTMND]]
*[[Sex]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.al-anon.alateen.org| Alcoholics Anonymous]

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Baby Boomers

2025-03-07T01:30:04Z

Blondie1234:

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==Background==
[[File:Thanksdad.jpg|thumb|right|Boomer with his son]]
Baby Boomers were born immediately after [[World War 2]], around the years 1946 to 1964. Most of their parents were of the “Greatest Generation”; the GGs fought through WW2 and the Great Depression and after victory, went on to “rebuild America to absolute height of its excellency”. It would come as no surprise that it would be difficult to match this generation, so we could forgive boomers if they never surpassed them. However, boomers went on to go in the exact opposite direction of their parents; they destroyed the middle class, wiped away traditional values (via [[Feminism]], and [[Hippie]] bullshit), took all the wealth for themselves, polluted and destroyed the planet en-masse, and left their children with a bleak future and a corrupted planet.

==Ascent to Power==
Boomers were the first generation to grow up with [[TV|the electric jew]], frying their brains with kike filth. They redefined rock and roll music, fashion and witnessed the red scare, cuban missile crisis, the moon landing, 'nam, etc.. Growing up in the 50s ~ 70s, riding the post war economic boom in a time where even a high school dropout could afford a house, a car and support a family on a single income. High school education wasn't necessary since the factory jobs that still existed didn't require them. The access of wealth allowed them to marry at young ages, as was traditional. However, divorce rates skyrocketed among their generation. Many boomers were yuppies; fags who used to be hippie douchebags screaming to save the planet preaching peace and love at Woodstock - and then when they got through college, landed cushy office jobs and became elitist corporate douchebags who destroyed mother nature. Boomers went on to seize all the wealth, start shitty wars ([[W]]), corrupt college, media, and society with [[capitalism]], and act like selfish narcicistic assholes. Then they call Millennials (who they raised) exactly what they are; pot calling the kettle black.

==Retirement==
As of the [[2010s]], Boomers started to enter retirement age. However, nearly half of them are delaying retirement because they forgot to start saving money early in life. A quarter of them claim to never retire- capitalism just works! The real problem is that they stole all the wealth for themselves and left subsequent generations no jobs to score, so the social security net is as thin as a strain of hair.

==Parenting Techniques==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Cause
! Effect
|-
| Punishment
| Go to your room, mister!
|-
| Praise
| You're so special! You can do anything!
|-
| Reward
| (Gives 300 trophies, even for last place)
|-
| Failure
| You didn't "lose" because your opponent "won"; you simply "not won", because NO ONE is a "loser"!
|-
| Sex ED
| Sex is evil! Don't ever do it! Abortion is SATAN!
|-
| Moral Panics
| Pokemon is satanic! Ban digimon! Marilyn Manson and Em did Columbine!
|-
| Work Ethic
| nice joke
|-
| Parenting Ethics, I
| (Goes to casino to get drunk)
|-
| Parenting Ethics, II
| (Hires a babysitter)
|-
| (Helicopter Parenting)
| Result: Hyper-Individualistic, hypersensitive, angry bitches
|}

==Fun Facts==

*Boomers like to brag about how they created the internet- yet fail hard at using it, often forcing their overworked millennial children to do internet shit for them- then scolding them when they get a virus after browsing dubious sites.

*Boomers are about to retire.. but their children wont be able to pay for their social security. What comes around goes around, fat bitch.

*Boomers can't code yet will attempt to micromanage programmers and have the power over them.

*Boomers will attack degrees like gender studies for being pointless, yet claim that business admin is good despite it being worse than degrees that people make jokes about and hope that the millennials will run a business or a business function with interest accruing over time and skyrocket rent.

*Boomers (60%) are still paying and raising their Millennial children, many of whom are pushing well into their 30s.

*Boomers taught their kids that debt is good and that there is nothing wrong with paying high interest rates while being shoehorned into mega-cities as they are the only places to get high paying jobs with college degrees for the interest of the ruling elite to steal their money in the form of high rent costs. You will not even pay off even 1000 dollars back even in a world in which college was inexpensive.

*Boomers caused the 2008 financial crisis and throw their kids in a job market disaster that we never fully recovered from.

*Boomers destroyed the middle class. FUCK YOU!!!1

*Boomers are scared of a flu with a 99.9% survival rate.

*Boomers caused 64% of young adults in America to live with their parents with rates still being high in 40-52% in other countries, yet they still blame a nation that had an unemployment rate of zero percent for their problems instead of the fact that the millennials are taught to have resumes that resemble that of Chris-Chan in our public schools.

*Boomers parents were warriors, and the first half of the boomer generation fought in [[Vietnam]], and yet they went on to shut down all the factories daddy made, and sent their children to even more pointless wars- then forced them to pay off the price.

*Boomers raised millennials, then complained about them at every turn after raising them to believe they were [[special snowflakes]].

*[[Truth|Baby boomers suck]]

*Gas the baby boomers, age war now.

==Training Guide==
Training for boomers:

# have a massive entitlement
# raise taxes to pay for your healthcare
# raise taxes until millennials and zoomers cannot afford to go to [[college]]
# raise taxes until millennials and zoomers cannot afford to own a home
# raise taxes until millennials and zoomers cannot afford to start a family
# raise taxes until millennials and zoomers are forced to work two dead end jobs for the rest of their lives just to afford rent
# make excuses for why the millennials and zoomers can't do the above (ie. the STEM meme)
# repeat steps 2-7 until you die

==Videos==

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|<youtube>V9bVnQPaj48</youtube> <center>'''10 reasons'''</center>
|<youtube>JrvsYltAMcM</youtube> <center>'''Baby Boomer Rant'''</center>
|<youtube>jyJ7lRur43o</youtube> <center>'''Baby Boomers Defined'''</center>
|<youtube>yBOW7gKmixA</youtube> <center>'''Whining Baby Boomers'''</center>
|<youtube>D5kfXlz6-fY</youtube> <center>'''Five Stupid Things About Baby Boomers'''</center>
|<youtube>C1a6M3dBNwc</youtube> <center>'''Millennials Guide To Baby Boomers'''</center>
|<youtube>JADG4hXaqy4</youtube> <center>'''Baby Boomers vs. Millennials'''</center>
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}}
|}

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==Notable Boomers==
*[[EDF6|TinFoilHatGuy]] (possibly an oldfag [[Gen X]])
*[[Michael Rosen]]
*59-77 year old ppl
*[[EDF6|Quence]] (possibly)
*[[Steve Jobs]] - the faggot who created [[Apple]]

==See Also==
*[[Old people]]
*[[Dead|Lost Generation]]
*[[Dinosaurs|Greatest Generation]]
*[[Oldfags|Silent Generation]]
*[[Generation X]] - Almost the same really
*[[Millennials]] - their children.
*[[Generation Z]] - their grand-kids.
*[[Work]] - Many boomers sit in their ass waiting for their millennial kids to fax papers for them.
*[[MLM]] - Boomers love capitalism
*[[Suburbs]]
*[[Concerned Mother]]
*[[Bailout Plan]]
*[[Cuckservative]]

==External Links==
*[https://rantventrant.wordpress.com/why-baby-boomers-suck/ Why Baby Boomers Suck!]
*[http://www.chicagonow.com/lists-that-actually-matter/2013/06/7-reasons-baby-boomers-are-the-worst-generation/ 7 Reasons Baby Boomers are the Worst Generation]
*[http://thenextweb.com/insider/2016/06/07/millennials-dont-suck-youre-just-old-hate-change/ Millennials don’t suck, you’re just old and hate change]
*[http://reason.com/archives/2012/07/11/the-real-class-warfare-baby-boomers-vs-y The Real Class Warfare is Baby Boomers Vs. Younger Americans]
*[https://www.dailystormer.com/boomer-parasites-head-for-ecuador-after-bleeding-america-dry/ Boomer Parasites Head for Ecuador After Bleeding America Dry]

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{{timeline|[[ED:AOTN|Featured Article]] July 23 & 24, [[2021]]|[[iCarly]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Millennials]]}}
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French Revolution

2024-08-30T16:06:02Z

Blondie1234: /* Revolutions Encore */

[[File:French revolution.jpg|thumb|Vive la révolution!]]
'''The French Revolution''' was an amazingly insane clusterfuck that hit France in the late 18th century, paving the way for extensive IRL pwning, war, the first republic, Napoleon, human rights and other shit nobody cares about.

==Prelude==
In 1774 Louis XVI became King of France and after many expensive undertakings, including his assistance of America in their war for independence just to stick it to the British and his wife looting the royal bank account for bling, he was broke like a nigga on food stamps.
To get himself out of debt and generate some cash he called in the assembly of notables, a bunch of aristocrats, gay clergymen and other rich fucks, in order to ask for permission to raise taxes which only resulted in them telling him to GTFO. In 1789 Louis decided to call for an assembly of the estates general, a body composed of the clergy, the nobility and everyone else who wasn’t of any special interest at all. Unfortunately he couldn’t push through with his tax reforms because too many filthy peasants were pissed by the fact they had no vote, no national assembly and no deodorant. In his attempts to difuse tension and sort things out Louis only managed to enrage 90% of the population to the point of revolution. What followed was a TL;DR of constitutional monarchy, treason, war and a fuckload of public decapitations.

==The Reign of Terror==
The ''Reign of Terror'' came about following a bitchfight between the Girondin and the Jacobin parties, but under the firm lead of Maximilien Robespierre and the ''Committee of Public Safety'r less a pack of well armed Social Justice warriors with far too much power and far too much rage. It all evolved into epic events of indiscriminate mass murder in public, claiming the lives a large number of frenchies, war and fun times. Ultimately members of the CPS became so frightened they themselves would become the next in line to the scaffold that they decided to take preemptive measures and sent Robbie and his friends there first. So the Reign of Terror ended.

==Napoleon==
[[File:Napoleon Fontainebleau.jpg|thumb|When you conquer all of Europe, but they still won't give you a decent chair]]
So, after a decade of turning France into the world’s bloodiest reality show, where guillotines were the hottest new attraction, the French were like, "Okay, maybe we should stop beheading each other and figure out what to do next." Enter Napoleon Bonaparte: a manlet with a tall hat and even taller ambitions. He was basically the French version of that bulb headed Somali who declares, [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KHsn2smp4N4|"I’m the Captain now!"]

Napoleon decided that democracy was shit, after the frogs had just spent years trying to achieve it. So, he crowned himself Emperor, because why bother with elections when you can just give yourself the job? The French, exhausted from all the revolutionary fun and games, were like, “Sure, man, just fix this mess.”
Napoleon’s idea of "fixing" France involved conquering half of Europe. He charged around the continent like he was playing a giant game of Risk, except every time he lost, he just flipped the board and declared, “Best two out of three!” Eventually, though, Europe got tired of his Napoleon complex (pun intended) and teamed up to give him the boot. Twice.

After his final loss at Waterloo in 1815, Napoleon was sent to chill on an island far away, where he could conquer nothing but his boredom.

==Revolutions Encore ==
[[File:July revolution.jpg.jpg|thumb|Nice tits! ]]
In 1830, France decided to flip off its monarchy with the July Revolution. King Charles X, the absolute prick in charge, tried to drag the country back to the Dark Ages with some seriously fucked-up policies. When he started pissing off everyone by dissolving the Chamber of Deputies and clamping down on the press, it was like he was begging for an uprising.

The French people, sick to death of his bullshit, took to the streets in a full-blown riot. Paris turned into a goddamn war zone(Still is), with barricades everywhere and the city’s residents throwing a massive tantrum. Charles X, realizing his reign was about as popular as a fart in an elevator, fled to England. The result? The establishment of Louis-Philippe, the so-called "Citizen King," who was supposed to be less of a dickhead. Spoiler: he wasn’t.

By 1848, the French were once again fed up and ready to blow shit up. The economy was in the shitter, and Louis-Philippe, who was about as popular as a fart, was failing le sixtiath time. The frogs were starving and pissed off,so they decided they’d had enough of this bullshit.

In February 1848, the French revolted like there was no tomorrow. Paris turned into a battlefield le hundreth time, with angry mobs throwing up barricades and clashing with government troops. Louis-Philippe, who was as welcome as a plague, had to abdicate, and the Second Republic was declared. But guess what? The new government was just as fucked up as the last one.

By 1851, the whole thing had deteriorated into yet another clusterfuck, with Napoleon III—yes, Napoleon Bonaparte’s nephew—seizing power in a coup and turning the place into the Second Empire. It was like trading one giant shitpile for another, proving that France’s quest for stable government was a joke.

And so, the nation became an eternal shitstorm of flipping between republics, monarchies, and empires. Forever.

==Children of The Revolution==
*'''Louis XVI King of France & Navarre:''' Messed up big time and got his head chopped off in public.
*'''Maria Antoinette, Queen of France & Navarre:''' Got her head chopped of in public for outrageous spending habits, not being French enough, and loving her son the wrong way.
*'''Georges Jacques Danton:''' Revolutionary, advocate and whoremonger of great magnitude. Sentenced to death for not being radical enough and got his head chopped of in public.
*'''Maximilien Robespierre:''' Revolutionary, advocate and killjoy. Shot in the face and then decapitated for being too radical.
*'''Louis Antoine Léon de Saint-Just:''' Max's buddy and possibly gay lover. Decapitated.
*'''Georges Couthon:''' A bloodthirsty cripple with a steampunk wheelchair. Like Robespierre and Saint-Just he became a victim of the preemptive strike and got his head chopped off. As the guillotine was not built with accessibility for the disabled in mind he nearly got off the hook.
*'''Jean-Paul Marat:''' Physician, journalist and part-time inhabitant of the Paris sewer system. In his time he was the generic ''Fox News'' anchor out for blood. Stabbed in a bathtub and later honored with a painting showing his dead body lying in said bathtub.
*'''Olympe de Gouges:''' Abolitionist and Feminist. Unfortunately she found herself ahead of her time.
*'''Charles-Henri Sanson:''' High executioner of the French Republic. In charge of chopping off all those heads, a job he inherited from his father.
*'''Napoleon Bonaparte:''' Started as a young Officer in the Army of the Republic, became the youngest General, rose to the office of the Consul and later on he made himself emperor of France, betraying the Ideals of the Revolution and trolling everyone as hard as possible, before being fucked by the Brits and the Prussian. Kept his Head and died on St. Helena, not the actual Saint, but the Island.

== Lulzy activities of The French Revolution ==
[[File:French Revolution 1.jpg|thumb|265px|Liberating tits for great justice.]]
*Overthrowing the Monarchy.
*Hiding, if you were of noble birth.
*Seeking out all traitors and [[enemies]] of the revolution.
*Joining a radical political party.
*Trolling those who lost family members during ''The Terror''.
*Ask women if they give head
*Chopping off heads.
*Getting your head chopped off. (Note: The guillotine remained the method of French capital punishment until 1977.)
*Watching public executions.
*Collect heads of famous people and make wax copies of them for your Museum, like Madame Tussauds did.
*Joining the [[army]] and fighting for equality, freedom and brotherhood.
*Storming a prison and brutally killing the already handicaped Guards.
*Writing for a newspaper which demands there must be more head-chopping.
*Killing priests after asking for the sacrament of penance beforehand.
*Force churches to convert into [[Wikipedia:Cult of Reason|Temples of Reason]].

==See also==
*[[Civil war]]
*[[France]]
*[[ISIS]] - Who prefer the more "hands-on" approach to decapitation
*[[Terrorist]] - The said term was originally used for the first time for this.

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Quentin Tarantino

2024-08-29T15:32:23Z

Blondie1234: /* Django Unchained */

[[Image:Mongoatwork.jpg|left|thumb|Quentin phones in another scene on his latest movie.]]
[[Image:Qtfanboy.gif|thumb|Your average Quentin Tarantino fanboy.]]
Quentin Tarantino is a plagiarist "[[India|indie]]" film director known for giving [[shit]]ty actors a second shot at a career so they can ruin it again (e.g., [[John Travolta]]). His claim to fame is unapologetically stealing movies in their entirety and replacing the credits with his own. He is in every sense the [[Eric Bauman]] of the film industry, and recently has come up with his own version of the infamous watermark: ''"Presented by Quentin Tarantino"''.

His hype and popularity are kept by him being [http://www.godamongdirectors.com/tarantino/index.shtml constantly masturbated over] by [[13 year old boys]] on the internet for his ground-breaking [[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Citing sources|''citation needed'']]] use of the term: ''"[[Dead_Nigger_Storage|dead nigger storage]]"''.

Tarantino is idolized by 14 year old boys because his movies are circle jerks of senseless, excessive violence and swearing with no point or plot. Just lame excuses to show senseless violence and random outbreaks of [[racism]] and [[japanophile|Orientalist]] fantasies about white people being submerged in Asian cultures. His movies depict the nonsensical, [[emo|unfocused rage, angst and anti-social fantasies]] of bored, middle class [[suburbs|suburban]] teenagers and young adults who aren't satisfied with the status quo but have no idea of what to do besides commit random acts of violence against [[niggers]], [[Azn|chinks]] and [[Weev|guys in suits]]. They say his movies are "stylistic" but that's bullshit. They're just extended scenes of shooting, stabbing, swearing and drug using with no plot and shitty editing. Apparently having no plot means that your movies are "non-linear" (read: doesn't know how to use an editing machine) or depict "ordinary people". "Ordinary people" must have a lot of free time, dark pasts, and lots of guns. Despite all of these facts, it's still better than that [[Saw]] shit.

He is known for being a [[japanophile]], and a complete and utter [[luser]] who speaks too fast and has a [http://www.hollywoodinvestigator.com/tinsel/tarantino.htm foot fetish]. His unique facial features are a result of him using a jagged rock as a pillow when he sleeps. When he is not being a smarmy asshole, he can be found in the editing room [[masturbation|jerking off]] to footage of Lucy Liu who is every Asiaphile white boy's fantasy china doll come to life. [[Image:Quentin_Tarantino_directing_Death_Proof.jpg|thumb|Tarantino being generally fucking creepy]]

His life story is a true rags-to-riches story as he was able to become the director he is today by doing what other upper-middle class suburban white people do: get connections. Your high school teachers probably had warned you about how plagiarism will ruin your career but looking at this article, you now know that is a load of crap.

=="Movies"==
[[Image:Copcut1.JPG|frame|[[13 year old boy|Oh my god OH MY GOD!! HE'S TORTURING A COP WHILE DANCING TO "STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU" HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING SCENE I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!! HE HAS TO BE THE GREATEST FUCKING DIRECTOR OF ALL TIME!!!! OH GOD I'M CUMMING BLOOD!!!!!]]]]

===Reservoir Dogs===
While sitting in the video store he worked at, he was watching some free movies when he stumbled upon Stanley Kubrick's movie "''The Killing''", and Ringo Lam's "''Lung fu fong wan''" ([[Moonspeak]] for "''City On Fire''"). Quentin liked them so much, he ripped off the content of both of them; made a low-budget, poorly edited (aforementioned "non-linear style") piece of shit and slapped his name on it. To this day, [[fucktards|Quentin's fanboys]] still make [[TL;DR]] essays about the "Original Genius" of this blatant theft they dare call a movie.

One man was brave enough to go against the raging [[faggotry]] and made a short video on how much was taken from "''City on Fire''" called "'''Who Do You Think You're Fooling?'''".
This caused epic amounts of [[butthurt]] among Qt's fans who could only respond with flames and say "[[ALLCAPS|EVERYBODY STEALS FROM EVERYBODY, SO IT'S A-OK AMIRITE? LOL!]]". Of course the [[banhammer]] fell on him and he was barred from the film festival.

'''The Vid:'''
*{{youtube|7HgbSAL8OKY|Who Do You Think You're Fooling?}} - <s>removed :(</s> back up.

Read [[Moar]] here:[http://www.impossiblefunky.com/qt/RD_1.html]

'''Its Legacy:'''
*Reservoir Dogs lives on as a mostly forgotten awkward first attempt at [[smart|deep]] [[fanfiction|plotlines]]. Only starving film [[artfag|majors]] and {{youtube|Dl4tgFwYd_w|talentless machinima hacks}} bother remembering how shitty it was, so that other moviegoers don't have to [[Suicide|punish themselves]] to see it.

===True Romance===
Tarantino wrote the screenplay for this movie, but sold it to Tony Scott so he could make Pulp Fiction. Which easily explains why it's infinitely superior to anything else he's ever made.

===[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|Natural Born Killers]]===

Tarantino wrote the story for the movie and had influence in it's production. Natural Born Killers is basically a movie about two demented lovers who commit [[Mass Murder]] and become glorified by the media. Hm.. [[Columbine|Sounds familiar?]] Every retard (like [[Concerned Mother]]s tried to blame this movie for inspiring over 9000 copycats IRL, like Columbine. The two fags who did that shit loved this movie so much that they code-named their attack "NBK", and debated if Quentin would direct a movie glorifying their violence. The movie has been named as one of the most controversial of all time. [[Old Media]] also blamed this movie for causing [[Michael Carneal]] to go [[postal]]. They also blamed the movie for what [[Kimveer Gill]] did to his school. [[too lazy|There are dozens more attacks this movie was blamed for.]]

===Pulp Fiction===
[[Image:Getgimp.jpg|thumb|Now you too can reenact your favorite anal-rape scene with this [[plastic crap|Kubric set]]!]]
''Pulp Fiction'', Quentin's "big break," loved by aforementioned 13 year-olds, people who love hearing "[[fuck]]" a lot, and people who love watching [[nigger|black men]] being [[In the ass|assraped]] by a guy in a gimp suit. The film is known for being [[stupid|the recipient of an Oscar]] despite being on a shit budget, probably because Quentin spent all the money supplying his critics with enough [[drugs#Cocaine|blow]] for good reviews.
Most famous for the douche bag quote "royale with cheese". Written by Tarantino, you would have never guessed.

===Jackie Brown===
After snorting all his moneys worth of [[cocaine]] off Uma Thrurman's left foot after the success of ''Pulp Fiction'', Quentin Tarantino spent his last ten dollars on buying the rights to a shitty Elmore Leonard novel. You would think that because this next film of his was to be based off of a book, that it would leave Mr. Tarantino to not be a two-bit cock bandit who resorts to stealing from other films; you were wrong. Despite the book having a white female heroine, Quentin insisted on changing it to a black lead in his new vision of shit, which he called Jackie Brown (despite the novels original title being "Rum Punch"). The reason being was so that he could try to turn the film into a [[turd|blaxploitation film]] and give it more [[black chicks|attitude]]. This basically meant that Quentin could now incorporate more shitty elements from more shitty films that that should've been stricken from the annals of film history. [[Samuel L. Jackson]] starred in this film as well, this time portraying an obnoxious, angry black man who said fuck a lot. Pam Grier also tried to act her way through the film, but failed. Instead her robust Cadillac [[ass]] did most of the acting for her, and was [[Shit nobody cares about|nominated for a Golden Globe award for her performance.]] Robert De Niro was awarded a gallon of Quentin's [[cum|man jam]] for his performance in the film. And there was Bridget Fonda playing a convincing California stoner whore. Appropriately, she gets shot for failing to stop running her whore mouth.
Basically this film is a rip off of some money robbing scheme type film that fails on all levels...an Italian Job without a plot and a name ripped off another movie.

===Kill Bill Volume 1===
[[Image:Killbillfan.jpg|thumb|Typical Kill Bill fan]]
This movie is basically every [[japanophile]]'s wet dream become a reality. Quentin's creative [[expert|jeanyuss]] with this movie began with him forcing all of his favorite actors from [[azn]] cinema to gag on his cock. These actors include: Sonny Chiba, Chiaki Kuriyama, Chia Hui Liu, [[Hot|Lucy Liu]], and many other famous [[azn]] actors who are now out of a job and need to suck dick for coke. After they signed to his movie, the actors of Kill Bill proceeded to have an intense bukkake session, the climax of which consisted of approximately ten gallons of semen all over Quentin's face. The movie is done in his famous "non-linear" fashion, which is a creative name for [[shit]]-poor editing and storytelling. The movie is littered with numerous Japanese pop-culture references, pretentious "philosophical" quoting, arms flailing around which passes as Kung Fu for Tarantino, shit quality choreography and the unnecessary use of [[animu]]. However, the biggest achievement of this film is making fans pay full price for a half-assed movie that he couldn't even edit down.

===Kill Bill Volume 2===
Rest of the epic shitfest that didn't make it into the first movie. Under normal circumstances this would be the special features of the DVD but, since Quentin's fans are such [[fucktards]], he can get away with it. We finally get to see the titular villain Bill, played by the <s>washed up hack</s> [[An_hero|an hero]] that <s>is</s> was [[David Carradine]], in what could possibly be the most boring battle ever. There's a long, BORING conversation, [[Fist_of_the_North_Star|Uma pokes him in the chest a few times, Bill says something and then he just fucking dies. That's about it.]]

===[[Snuff|Grindhouse]]===
[[Image:Grindhouse.jpg|thumb|OMG OMG GUN LEG!! oohhhh... [[masturbation|*fap*fap*fap*]]]]
Described by fantards as an "Homage to 70's B movies" (known to [[ED|the rest of us]] as more poorly justified theft) this is actually 2 films stuck together with some lulzy fake trailers. Trying to learn from his previous editing catastrophe with ''Kill Bill'', Tarantino actually made a movie short enough... or so he thought. Apparently his movie "''Death Proof''" was just below the minimum requirement to be considered a feature-length film so instead of putting the effort in to re-shoot and make it longer, he got Robert Rodriguez to slap together a filler movie about Rodriguez's [[Acrotomophilia|amputation fetish]] called "''Planet Terror''" which people liked better than the garbage that Tarantino shat out.

Ultimately, however, nobody wants to see a four hour movie so nobody did. When it tanked, (just like a '70s B movie), Tarantino threw a [[911|media tantrum]] and blamed the studio for failing him. Meanwhile, before its release, when the studio suggested that it might be prudent to drop the movie as two separate films in order to make it easier on the public, Tarantino threw a [[911|hissy-fit]] and accused the studio of not understanding his [[ego|vision]]. QT fanboys were reported to be [[OMG|venting]] their angst all over the blogosphere.

===Hero===
Actually, he didn't make this one. But people assumed he did because, as the gullible sheep they are, he has his name on it, so he must have some involvement [[amirite]]?

===From Dusk till Dawn===

A "half-decent" movie that involves [[vampires]], but is still shit. The movie is well known for being including George Clooney, [[Mexicans]], [[boobs]], a [[loli]] and some [[christfag]]. Tarantino manages to make it through half of the movie before getting [[pwn]].

===Inglourious Basterds===

Horrible Jew propaganda that rewrites history to make jews look like something more than cowardly money lenders and future lamp shades. Probably the most overrated piece of shit ever made. Brad Pitt and a bunch of jew niggers team up kill Nazis and shout "Bear Jew" every 4 seconds. Tarintino apparently still hasn't learned that violence and random talk about bullshit does not make for a good movie. Basically, Nazis kill a Jewish girl's family (highlight of the film) and then over 9000 years later Brad Pitt and Eli Roth play cards in a basement for like 5 hours. Then a cinema burns down and a nigger flees the scene of the crime. To top off a great movie, Brad Pitt shits on a man's Chest. The End. Congratulations, you've squandered 2 and a half hours of your already miserable life on this shit.

[[File:Chris Dorner Django Unchained.jpg|thumb|Truly a $5000 nigger.]]

===Django Unchained===
It's set in the South during slavery days and beginning in [[texas]] a bunch of uppity Niggaz are chained together with two rednecks guarding them on each side. Suddenly a fat German rides up on a horse with a buggy and speaks to one of the niggers, named Django about the whereabouts of his plantation or something (and the nigga speaks perfect English which is, in fact, not accurate since niggers during dat erruh was neva eddacated). The man on the horse goes Columbine and kills the slave owners, setting the niggas free, the German tells the niggers to head north to attain freedom when it's faster to just go to [[Mexico]] where slavery was also abolished, he takes Jamie Foxx along with him on a journey along the American South while teaching him how to [[pwn]] white folks for the lulz. Possibly the least insipid of QTs turds. '''Opened up December 25th, 2012.'''

===Upcoming projects===
Tarantino revealed at [[Shit nobody cares about|the British Academy of Film and Television Arts]] that he will be making a third and final "Rewriting history" themed movie. After that he will go back to {{archive|WBeGH|sucking on toes while jacking off}}.

{{clear}}

==Personal Life==
[[File:Quentin tarantino sucks the toes of children.jpg|right|thumb|This cannot possibly be as suspicious as it looks]]
His personal mission is to dupe the gullible masses by superficially pretending to challenge the status quo of current Hollywood studios (not "for serious" independent filmmaking, since it lacks balls and creative integrity), by working within it and being just as racist, unoriginal, misogynistic, base minded, and shamelessly cash greedy, but adding trendy and pretentiously obscure references and eye patches (stolen from Swedish film, [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072285/ ‘Thriller: A Cruel Picture']). To anybody with a mental age above 13 who actually knows film (decidedly this is not the Tarantino audience), these references fail to be obscure, and reasonably come off as simply uncreative and hackneyed.

==Trolling==

Tarantino is also a very [[whiny|lulzy]] IRL troll in his spare time.

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==External Links==
*[http://www.filmpeek.net/grindhouse-dvd-plans/ ''Grindhouse'' gets split into 2 DVDs.]

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"Prophet" Muhammad

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{{notice|<center>''This article is about the '''actual guy'''. You may be looking for the [[Muhammad Cartoons]] or [[Islam]]''</center>}}
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{{ib|[[File:Prophet muhammad arabic.png|250px]] [[File:Moha-mad.jpg|right|250px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Prophet Paedophile ﷺ'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|''Prophet "let me in your daughter's mullah, and your soul be blessed by Allah" Muḥammad''}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''| April 20, 571 AD}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''| June 8, 632 AD (age 62)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality''' |[[Sandnigger]] [[File:Isis_flag_bacon.jpg|21px]] }}
{{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[Rapist|Rapism]], [[cult]] preacher, [[mass murder]]er, [[pedophile|child abuser]], [[slave]] trader}}
{{Ibrow|'''Wives'''|11, and counting}}
{{Ibrow|'''Preference'''|Little girls (aged 6–10)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Tactics'''|[[genius|Exploiting the face of a "religion" so he could have complete sexual/combat control.]]}}
{{Ibhead|''TRUST ME, I AM THE PROPHET OF GOD!''}}
{{Ibrow|'''Cult'''|<s>[[Satanism]]</s> [[Islam]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''<< Predecessor'''|[[Jesus Christ]] (Christianity)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Successor >>'''|[[Guru Nanak]] (Sikhism)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Current location'''|Coffin, Medina, [[Saudi Arabia]]}}
{{Ibhead|}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nicknames'''|
Messenger of [[Terrorism]],
The Prophet of [[Profit]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Full name'''|Abū al-Qāsim Muḥamñmāda bin Abdullāh bin Muṭṭalib bin Hāshim bin Salaæd bin Ladenaden}}
{{Ibend}}
'''Muhammad''' {{muslim}} (20 April 571 – 8 June 632 AD) was an [[Arab]] manic-pedophile, merciless [[killer]] and [[rapist]] that lived [[thousands of years]] ago. He founded the terrorist group known as [[Islam]]. Muhammad was able to stand out from the other [[sandniggers]] because of the oldest trick in the book; ''[[religion]]''. For it cannot be proven, ''but'' it cannot be disproven (this is known as [[snoca|falsifiability]]). With this he could do as he wished, kill as he wished, fuck who he wished, and live as he wished. But to secure a legitimacy to the proclaimed place in godly power and knowledge, he brought forth his [[Bible]] and made it into his own, calling it the "Quran". Muhammad did a great job convincing the people of Mecca, such bullshit still lives on with [[religion|the others]] to this very day, much after his death, and further through buildings.

While he might not have been the most [[liar|honest guy]] in town, he sure knew how to act like one! His storytelling has caused [[lulz|destruction and murder for centuries]], and for what?

==Role in Islam==

Muslims are so committed to honouring this guy that the Arabic phrase "peace be upon him" or "PBUH" (''"sallallahu alaihi wasallam" or "SAW"'') which is used ''every'' time when mentioning him, has been made into it's own individual fucking [[Unicode]] character: ﷺ. There is no one, dead or alive, real or fictional, in the entire history of humanity who receives as much praise and devotion as Muhammad. Not even [[Adolf Hitler]]. Despite this, Muslims insist that they do not ''worship'' Muhammad, and that they only worship [[Allah]], the God of [[raep]] and [[terrorism]] who apparently thought the best way to deliver his religion of peace to the mortal humans was to work through a middle aged [[Drug addict|khat-chewing]] paedophile living in the middle of a desert.

Regardless, Muhammad is everything to Muslims. Their devotion to this shitstain of [[Medieval|medieval history]] is greater even than the obsession that [[Christians]] have with [[Jesus]] or the [[Catholic|Virgin Mary]]. Thus, even the slightest disrespect of Muhammad, deliberate or otherwise, causes astonishing levels of [[butthurt]] among Muslims. The resulting reactions of shock, fear, anger, uncontrollable rage and desire to commit murder are a troll's greatest dream. Muslims are the ultimate trolling target, but this comes at a price: All Muslims know that anyone who slights the name of their beloved messenger must be killed immediately, and many are prepared to spend decades in prison, risk their own lives or even outright sacrifice themselves for the sake of avenging the hurt feelings of Muhammad. In real life, it is a brave yet stupid idea to insult Muhammad, as it will probably result in you getting beaten up, shot or raepd. However, for all his wondrous Islamic revelations, Muhammad never predicted the arrival of teh Internetz, a platform from which he could be mocked without mercy. Trolling Muslims online by insulting the Prophet Muhammad (especially by [[Everybody Draw Muhammad Day|drawing him]]) is one of the most pleasurable things in history, almost as pleasurable as [[Truth|marrying your best friend's 6 year old daughter and fucking her for her 9th birthday]].

==History==
[[File:Mohammed meets wife.jpg|right|250px]]

According to [[TOW]], the only historical thing known about the Prophet Muhammad is that he DID exist IRL. For anymore information, we need to consult the Muslims' [[fan fiction|religious texts]]. Fortunately, unlike [[Catholics]] or [[Jews]] who try to cover up and/or deny wrongdoing of religious figures, the Muslims are in no denial about their prophet's activities, freely admitting his various deeds, some of which are disgusting enough to make even [[Jimmy Savile]] [[Diarrhoea|shit himself]] to sleep. Because they don't try to deny anything, it's reasonable to assume that most [[FanFiction/Midnight in the Morgue|Islamic fan fiction about Muhammad (Hadith)]] is probably truth. The Quran, on the other hand, is an entirely [[tldr|long]] [[bullshit|fictional]] piece of garbage that most muslims have never read themselves.

===Youth===
Muhammad was born [[way before the internets]] in a shack in Mecca. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiQtsMQ5ZJs The house he was raised in is now a public toilet].
[[Nigger|Muhammad's dad fucked off before he was born]], so he was raised by a single mom. She later died of [[AIDS]], and so Muhammad was adopted by his Grandfather, a local politician and committed paedophile. It is believed that Muhammad learned ([[Molestation|or perhaps experienced]]) the art of paedophilia at this time. Three years after his mother's death, Muhammad's grandfather also died, and so Muhammad was passed to his [[Uncle]]. [[Molested|You can probably guess what happened next]]. As well as offering his uncle some [[twink|delicious boypussy]], Muhammad worked as shepherd to pay for his upkeep. In this profession, he may have developed [[bestiality|further sexual tastes]].

During his years as a teenager and young adult, Muhammad worked as a [[drug dealer]] selling khat and [[opium]]. He was also a skilled thief and scam artist, and so after his uncle kicked him out of the house (for being too [[Arab|big and hairy]] to provide this proud paedophile with sexual pleasure) Muhammad went to work for a Gypsy named Khadija. Khadija made money by stealing, selling counterfiet goods and low quality tents, and was also a [[prostitute]]. 25 year old Muhammad strongly desired Khadija, as she was a smoking hot MILF, and he masturbated continuously whilst smelling her undergarments.

Once, while he was drinking with some of Khadija's other boy-slaves, Muhammad thought it would be [[lulzy]] to [[troll]] Khadija and pretend that he had seen God in the desert. After telling Khadija of how God had talked to him, Muhammad expected Khadija to be of fear and of astonishment, but instead she concluded that Muhammad was the messenger of God, and so she promptly took him into her tent and [[Laid|fucked him]]. Within about a week, Muhammad and Khadija were married and having sex every night. Muhammad had 4 children with Khadija. After this incredible twist, Muhammad concluded the following: ''If you go into the desert, come back and pretend you talked to God, bitches will actually believe you and spread their legs.'' Thus began Muhammad's career as a professional [[IRL troll]], that would lead him to getting moar sex than [[Hugh Hefner]], but would also lead to the creation of a political ideology so ridiculously [[right wing]] it makes [[national socialism]] look moderate.

===Srs Businessman===
[[File:Mecca's Closed.jpg|right|240px]]
15 years on, and Muhammad had taken control of Khadija's business, and went to live in Mecca. Khadija had long since taken her rightful place as a [[Woman|stress reliever]] and [[Woman|baby generator]]. Muhammad adopted a "[[Pyramid Scheme|multi level marketing]]" business model, and, like most professional scammers, was constantly looking for better ways to convince dumb normies to sign up to his AMAZING NEW WAY OF MAKING MONEY ZOMG!! He was also looking out for a new wife, as Khadija was now in her 60s and beginning to show signs of [[Granny|chronic old]]. He was particularly interested in a local prostitute named Sawda. At age 40, Muhammad started to have a genuine mid life crisis. He spent large sums of money on alcohol, khat and whores until he finally ran out of [[jewgold]] to pay for his excesses. Frustrated, Muhammad went to live in a cave to be away from Khadija, who by now was a fat, oozing old cunt.

Whilst in the cave, Muhammad decided it would be a great idea to try the whole I-talked-to-God bullshit again, just to see if the same trick would work twice. He went home and told his fat, bloated wife that he had talked to an angel. She decided to believe him. Then he spouted the same garbage to his children and they also believed him. His biggest challenge was to get his main man, Abu Bakr (not the terrorist leader of the same name) to also believe this crap. But he succeeded and soon gathered a small following of other gullible fags who faithfully handed over their money to fund Muhammad's drug and whore addiction.

Although people ignored this asshole at first, eventually the population of Mecca grew tired of harbouring a pyramid scheme run by a whoremongering [[degenerate]] and so they chased these retards out of town. They all ran off to Medina. Muhammad took his favourite hooker, Sawda, with him to Medina, where he married and fucked her. His old wife, Khadija, was taking too long to die, so Muhammad [[Maddie|boiled her alive and ate her]].

===Prophet, preacher and proud paedophile===
Immediately prior to their move to Medina, Muhammad's main homie Abu Bakr and his wife produced an baby girl. Before long, the baby ''Aisha'' had turned into an adorable loli and Muhammad was infatuated with her. He desired a small girl for the sake of having a vagina tight enough to stimulate his micropenis. He also disliked pubic hair.
By this time a large portion of the general population of Medina joined Muhammad's new religion - Islam. The only ones who refused were - of course - the Jews, who were [[Holocaust|dealt with]] in the [[Beheading|appropriate manner]].

Muhammad was a powerful man by this time, but he still didn't quite have the balls to ask his best friend, Abu Bakr, to marry and shag his kid. When Aisha turned 6, Muhammad became worried she would soon start to [[Puberty|loose her hawt loli appearance]]. So Muhammad decided to showcase his power to Abu Bakr by invading his hometown of Mecca, and pwning every cunt that got in his way. Once he had taken control of the big black cube in the middle of Mecca, he 55 year old prophet posed the big question to Abu Bakr.

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Astonishingly, Abu Bakr obliged, and the 6 year old was married to middle aged Muhammad. Muhammad was unable to have sex with Aisha for three whole torturous years. During this time however, the happily married couple engaged in thighing (that is, covering your 6 year old wife's legs in olive oil, holding them together and sliding your cock through like it's a vagina). When Aisha was 9, Muhammad finally managed to penetrate his favourite wife. According to the Hadith "Muslim", he enjoyed it more than any other time.

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==Warlord==
After taking over Mecca, Muhammad began a campaign to take over the whole of Arabia. This was to be done by rapid production of new children by Muslim households, conversion of as many new members as possible, and killing anyone standing in the way. Unsurprisingly, the exact same tactics used by Muhammad at this time are now being used by Muslims [[European Rapefugee Crisis|to take over]] [[Europe]].

When Muhammad's friends and followers died in war, Muhammad honoured their memory by marrying their widows and taking them to his bed. In total, Muhammad had eleven official wives and countless [[Whores|concubines]].

His favourite wife, however, always remained his loli Aisha. She is highly respected in Islam, praised above all Muhammad's other wives, and called ''mother of the believers'' by Muslims. Despite this honorific, Aisha never actually became a mother, as Muhammad had destroyed her reproductive system after he fucked her, aged nine.

==Death and disposal==
Muhammad died in Medina in 632 aged 61 from complications of [[Syphilis|the Great Pox]] and AIDS. At the time of his death, he was [[morbidly obese]] and [[Diabetes|diabetic]]. A great stench had surrounded the Prophet Muhammad since his 40s, becoming ever stronger as he aged and going through the roof as he died. This was due to the rotting of his internal organs and skin. Muhammad had worms in his mouth as he died, further evidence that Muhammad's body had begun to decay. As soon as he was dead, the Prophet was hoisted into huge stone sarcophagus that had been custom built to contain his immense weight. Blood, urine and faeces began to fill the coffin very quickly.

The Prophet was originally to be entombed in his home in Mecca, but it proved impossible to move him due to his weight and the sheer stench that emanated from his carcass. Therefore, he was buried under the mosque in Medina. A thick layer of wax was poured around the coffin to contain the odours. When this proved to be too weak, the coffin was layered with an additional thick layer of copper and many tons of rock and sand. Aisha, the prophet's favourite wife, was buried alive with him, aged 15.

Prophet Muhammad is supposedly still buried underneath the Mosque in Medina. It is rumoured that, on one occasion, a pack of Jews attempted to exhume the prophet and transport his body elsewhere. However, upon attempting to break into the the sarcophagus, the smell they encountered was so foul and putrid that it caused them to [[An hero|kill themselves]].
In more recent years, the Saudi Government removed the sarcophagus for fear that the 1400 year old rotting carcass therein was poisoning their precious oil. It's current whereabouts are unknown.

==Origins and appearance==
[[File:DEL muhammad.png|300px|thumb|right|{{strike|real}} fake depiction of Muhammad.]]
{{factcat|These are fact! Factcat knows because factcat follows the Sunnah of the Prophet Muhammad (ﷺ). Alhamdulillah!}}

Muhammad's [[daddy|father]] was a nigger called Abdullah. Abdullah was a fraudster who claimed he descended from biblical prophets, which is a [[We wuz kangs|common kind of behaviour frequently observed in his species]]. Although normally thought to be from Africa, it is possible he may in fact have been an [[Aboriginal]]. Muhammad's mother [[Amino|Aminah]] was a local prostitute with AIDS.
Like most sandniggers, Muhammad was a large, hairy ape like creature with a hugely disproportional jaw. It is believed that Muhammad may have been conceived by African blood magic, and that he may have been a [[demon]]. Muhammad had yellow, reptilian eyes and small, goat-like horns. Muhammad had a long, dark beard, almost identical to that of [[Osama bin Laden]].

In his later years, Muhammad became increasingly [[Fat-fuck|corpulent]], weighing around 600 lb (300 kg) at the time of his death. Muhammad had an abnormally small penis, but this proved to be an asset when having sex with [[children]].

==Personality and traits==
Muhammad's consistently bizarre, cruel and manipulative behaviour is presumed to be deliberate - presumably a result of [[Psycho|psychopathy, sociopathy]] and/or [[NPD]].

However, some of Muhammad's actions and beliefs may have been caused by a separate, undiagnosed illness. It is possible Muhammad suffered from [[schizophrenia]]. It is also possible that his delusions and hallucinations may have been a result of huntington's disease ([[alzheimers]] + [[parkinsons]] in young(er) people). Muhammad may have inherited huntington's disease from his father, but since that guy fucked off as soon as the strip turned blue (as most niggers do) it is unknown when he died or what he died of.
Muhammad also had syphilis, a [[Std|secks disease]] which is also known to cause delusions, hallucinations and other kinds of lunacy before finally killing the afflicted.

In addition to having severe mental illness, Muhammad was also a paedophile. It is believed this was due to him being raepd by his grandpa and uncle. Muhammad also engaged in bestiality, coprophilia and necrophilia all his life. He married the 6 year old daughter of his best friend, Abu Bakr, and when another friend, Omar, produced a baby, Muhammad expressed desire to marry her too (before the girl could even walk). Fortunately, Muhammad died before this could happen.
 
 
 
[[File:DEL muhammad eats poop.gif|thumb|800px|center|Muhammad consumes his own feaces, c. 610 AD, colourised.]]

==Possible cloning==
The remains of Muhammad are believed to lie beneath the floor of the ''Masjid an-Nabawi'' ("Prophet's Mosque") in Medina, Saudi Arabia. Muhammad is buried there along with Aisha (who was buried alive when Muhammad died), Abu Bakr (her father and the first caliph, who died of AIDS) and Omar (another one of Muhammad's friends, the second caliph, who was killed by an [[Iranian]]). After this, the tomb was sealed permanently and many tons of concrete were poured around it. A lack of exposure to sunlight, oxygen, water or anything else ensures that Muhammad is probably quite well preserved. Should one be able to access the crypt, it may be possible to extract DNA from Muhammad and clone him. This would allow his physical and mental issues to be studied in greater detail, and such a study would be very valuable to historical and psychological academia. There is no confirmation that this was ever done, but it is possible that [[Mossad]] may have extracted a sample from Muhammad's DNA in order to create a race-specific bio-weapon to perish all sandniggers.

==See also==

*[[Muhammad Cartoons]]
**[[Everybody Draw Mohammed Day]]
*[[Sand niggers]]
Terrorism
*[[Islam]]
*[[Al Qaeda]]
*[[ISIS]]
*[[Revolution Muslim]]
*[[Bomb]]
Games
*[[Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015]]
*[[Muslim Massacre]]

==External links==
===Muhammad & Aisha documentary===
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oAB3lzKxhk Part 1]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKMJyecUxQE Part 2]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj-T4kcDmaE&t= Part 3]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-KffDcFD3M&t= Part 4]

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