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CEO

2025-09-06T11:44:27Z

BigMuppet: moar

{{paid}}
[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg|thumb|Asshole CEO]]
[[File:CEO_of_Bitcoin_dot_com.jpg|thumb|right|Asshole CEO is a [[Bitcoin]] whale too. But don't you dare mention crypto in this article, or else [[David Gerard]] will come in and send Asshole CEO to [[AfD]].]]
'''Asshole CEO''' is an award-winning serial entrepreneur, bestselling author, investor, thought leader, disruptive innovater, keynote speaker, philanthropist, micromanager, and douchebag.

As a multi-millionaire cheapskate, he pays [[UPE]] [[sock]] farms in [[India]] 5 rupees so that he can maximize his profits. Since he tried bargaining with too many [[Pakistan|Paki]] and [[India]]n lowlifes like [[GSS]], they will now trash this article because most of them didn't get the job. That is why this crappy article has been tagged as a UPE job.

==Career==
Asshole CEO is a serial entrepreneur who is the founder and CEO of 10 different startups that were all deleted by [[MER-C]]. He doesn't understand why MER-C thinks that writing about startups on [[TOW]] is equivalent to [[terrorism]].

Asshole CEO is an award-winning author who wrote a bunch of ghostwritten shit on fake news sites that [[Praxidicae]] and [[Kuru]] had blacklisted as pure [[crap]].

Asshole CEO is an innovative thought leader, which means he makes up corporate jargon that no one can understand. As an award-winning public speaker, he delivers CEO pep talks at TEDx and hosts the Asshole CEO podcast that no one listens to.

Asshole CEO likes to use his real name on Wikipedia. He gets instantly banned for violating TOW's username policy and so proceeds to hire low-cost Indians.

Asshole CEO has a net worth of $100 million but tries to hire the cheapest freelancer he could possibly find in [[India]] and [[Pakistan]] because he is a capitalist asshole. He doesn't understand that talking to too many freelancers means getting his ass whooped by Indian and Paki lowlifes who didn't get hired for his 5 rupee job.

Asshole CEO was also once caught in a UPE sting operation by [[Doc James]] the evil Jew doc. Oops.

==Philanthropy==
[[Image:Papuapc.jpg|thumb|A typical [[UPE]] sock farm trying to publish Asshole CEO's bio again after getting deleted 10 times by [[MER-C]] and [[GSS]]]]
Asshole CEO is an award-winning philanthropist. He founded the Cheap-Ass Boss Foundation, which donates [[laptop]]s to [[Africa]] so that the starving kids there can all engage in [[UPE]], while Asshole CEO gets a tax write-off for his seemingly charitable actions. This greatly increases the supply of desperately starving paid editors so that Asshole CEO can hire disposable [[slave]]s for even cheaper. However, this threatens [[GSS]]'s UPE [[monopoly]], which is why GSS reports all the UPE user accounts of starving [[Nigeria]]n kids to the [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s.

==Awards==
In 2015, Asshole CEO was named as one of the Top 10 Micromanaging Douchebags by ''Wall Street Freaks''. As a micromanager, he forces Indian UPE's to revise drafts 100 times and gets pissed off when only one word has been changed to be less promotional.

In 2020, Asshole CEO's company was mentioned in the 100 Most Profitable Companies List, since it outsources everything to [[India]] to save on operating costs.

In 2025, Asshole CEO won the Top CEO with the Best Synergy Vibes Award. Whatever that means.

==Media==
;A typical day in the life of an Asshole CEO in [[Corporate]] [[America]]

<youtube>NisCkxU544c</youtube>
<br><br><br>
;Asshole CEO paying a bonus

<youtube>4Jf5vVDcZhQ</youtube>

==See also==
*[[UPE]]
*[[GSS]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[Money]]
*[[Capitalism]]
*[[India]]

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UPE

2025-09-06T11:44:27Z

BigMuppet: moar

{{Paid}}
[[Image:Animation money.gif|thumb|200px|Wikipedia is awa$h with underground ca$h]]
[[Image:sadhu.jpg|thumb|200px|Will edit Wikipedia for 5 rupees]]
[[Image:Daler_Mehndi_34.gif|thumb|Cheap-ass [[tunak]] tunak [[GSS]] fucking up another Indian because he didn't get his rupees.]]
[[File:Thanks-for-donating.jpg|thumb|OMG [[Jimbo]] got secret ca$h!]]

'''UPE''', an [[acronym]] used by [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s that stands for '''Undisclosed Paid Editing''', is a [[Wikipedia]] policy used by covertly paid [[Wikipedo]]s to fuck up their competitors. AKA totally bullshit rules set up to create the biggest [[corruption|racket]] the web has ever known.

Most paid editors are lowlife [[Indians]] and [[Pakis]] reporting each others asses because they didn't get hired for a freelancing job by an [[CEO|Asshole CEO]]. They are controlled by their [[white people|white]] masters who are [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s getting paid under the table to support their [[TOW]] addiction.

== A typical day ==
*[[CSD]], level 1 for fucking up Indian and Paki paid [[noob]]s
*[[AfD]], where you get paid to vote keep, get paid to vote delete, get paid to bust your competitors
*[[COIN]], [[conflict of interest]] noticeboard brawls where paid editors tell each other to piss off and stay away from their turf
*[[Nuke]] AKA [[G5]], going through all of a user's created pages and trashing them all out of spite
*[[Banhammer]] entire IP ranges, or entire Indian villages
*[[SPI]], resulting in innocent users and [[India]]n [[noob]]s getting indef banned while the real [[troll]]s get away unscathed

== Hall of shame ==
*[[MER-C]] the jerk will delete your work. Master scumbag in chief who blocks without giving any evidence.
*[[Doc James]], hypocrite Jew doc banning all the other docs that he has personal vendettas against.
*[[Bilby]] will accuse everyone, even an innocent [[cat]] or [[rat]], of [[COI]].
*[[Orange Mike]], the creepy orange version of Bilby.
*[[Drmies]], Dutch prof from hell.
*[[GSS]], Indian [[terrorist]] stalking every single freelancing site. Deletes your article if he didn't get the job. 99% chance he is [[Sikh|Sick]] and wears a turban.
*[[Praxidicae]], autistic [[troll]] who will delete your shit thanks to her anti-social mental disability.
*[[Jimbo]], getting [[bribe]]s left and right but lies about Wikipedia being completely run by volunteers.

<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Jews_-_Twenty_Dollar_Bill.jpg|Cold hard ca$h for page creation
Image:Money_-_Having_Money_To_Burn.jpg|Cold hard ca$h to banhammer your paid competitors
Image:Money_-_Icons.png|Cold hard ca$h for [[Jimbo]]
Image:Money_-_World_Series_Of_Poker_Winnings.jpg|Cold hard ca$h hoarded by Wikipedia admins
Image:Jew_detector.gif|Cold hard ca$h to fuck up [[MER-C]]
</gallery>

== See also ==
*[[Sock puppet]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]
*[[CEO]]

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{{WP}}
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CEO

2025-09-06T00:40:30Z

BigMuppet: tweak

{{paid}}
[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg|thumb|Asshole CEO]]
[[File:CEO_of_Bitcoin_dot_com.jpg|thumb|right|Asshole CEO is a [[Bitcoin]] whale too. But don't you dare mention crypto in this article, or else [[David Gerard]] will come in and send Asshole CEO to [[AfD]].]]
'''Asshole CEO''' is an award-winning serial entrepreneur, bestselling author, investor, thought leader, keynote speaker, philanthropist, micromanager, and douchebag.

As a multi-millionaire cheapskate, he pays [[UPE]] [[sock]] farms in [[India]] 5 rupees so that he can maximize his profits. Since he tried bargaining with too many [[Pakistan|Paki]] and [[India]]n lowlifes like [[GSS]], they will now trash this article because most of them didn't get the job. That is why this crappy article has been tagged as a UPE job.

==Career==
Asshole CEO is a serial entrepreneur who is the founder and CEO of 10 different startups that were all deleted by [[MER-C]]. He doesn't understand why MER-C thinks that writing about startups on [[TOW]] is equivalent to [[terrorism]].

Asshole CEO is an award-winning author who wrote a bunch of ghostwritten shit on fake news sites that [[Praxidicae]] and [[Kuru]] had blacklisted as pure [[crap]].

Asshole CEO is an innovative thought leader, which means he makes up corporate jargon that no one can understand. As an award-winning public speaker, he delivers CEO pep talks at TEDx and hosts the Asshole CEO podcast that no one listens to.

Asshole CEO likes to use his real name on Wikipedia. He gets instantly banned for violating TOW's username policy and so proceeds to hire low-cost Indians.

Asshole CEO has a net worth of $100 million but tries to hire the cheapest freelancer he could possibly find in [[India]] and [[Pakistan]] because he is a capitalist asshole. He doesn't understand that talking to too many freelancers means getting his ass whooped by Indian and Paki lowlifes who didn't get hired for his 5 rupee job.

Asshole CEO was also once caught in a UPE sting operation by [[Doc James]] the evil Jew doc. Oops.

==Philanthropy==
[[Image:Papuapc.jpg|thumb|A typical [[UPE]] sock farm trying to publish Asshole CEO's bio again after getting deleted 10 times by [[MER-C]] and [[GSS]]]]
Asshole CEO is an award-winning philanthropist. He founded the Cheap-Ass Boss Foundation, which donates [[laptop]]s to [[Africa]] so that the starving kids there can all engage in [[UPE]], while Asshole CEO gets a tax write-off for his seemingly charitable actions. This greatly increases the supply of desperately starving paid editors so that Asshole CEO can hire disposable [[slave]]s for even cheaper. However, this threatens [[GSS]]'s UPE [[monopoly]], which is why GSS reports all the UPE user accounts of starving [[Nigeria]]n kids to the [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s.

==Awards==
In 2015, Asshole CEO was named as one of the Top 10 Micromanaging Douchebags by ''Wall Street Freaks''. As a micromanager, he forces Indian UPE's to revise drafts 100 times and gets pissed off when only one word has been changed to be less promotional.

In 2020, Asshole CEO's company was mentioned in the 100 Most Profitable Companies List, since it outsources everything to [[India]] to save on operating costs.

In 2025, Asshole CEO won the Top CEO with the Best Synergy Vibes Award. Whatever that means.

==Media==
;A typical day in the life of an Asshole CEO in [[Corporate]] [[America]]

<youtube>NisCkxU544c</youtube>
<br><br><br>
;Asshole CEO paying a bonus

<youtube>4Jf5vVDcZhQ</youtube>

==See also==
*[[UPE]]
*[[GSS]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[Money]]
*[[Capitalism]]
*[[India]]

{{Business}}
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CEO

2025-09-06T00:37:24Z

BigMuppet: Media

{{paid}}
[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg|thumb|Asshole CEO]]
[[File:CEO_of_Bitcoin_dot_com.jpg|thumb|right|Asshole CEO is a [[Bitcoin]] whale too. But don't you dare mention crypto in this article, or else [[David Gerard]] will come in and send Asshole CEO to [[AfD]].]]
'''Asshole CEO''' is an award-winning serial entrepreneur, bestselling author, investor, thought leader, keynote speaker, philanthropist, micromanager, and douchebag.

As a multi-millionaire cheapskate, he pays [[UPE]] [[sock]] farms in [[India]] 5 rupees so that he can maximize his profits. Since he tried bargaining with too many [[Pakistan|Paki]] and [[India]]n lowlifes like [[GSS]], they will now trash this article because most of them didn't get the job. That is why this crappy article has been tagged as a UPE job.

==Career==
Asshole CEO is a serial entrepreneur who is the founder and CEO of 10 different startups that were all deleted by [[MER-C]]. He doesn't understand that MER-C thinks that writing about startups on [[TOW]] is equivalent to [[terrorism]].

Asshole CEO is an award-winning author who wrote a bunch of ghostwritten shit on fake news sites that [[Praxidicae]] and [[Kuru]] had blacklisted as pure [[crap]].

Asshole CEO is an innovative thought leader, which means he makes up corporate jargon that no one can understand. As an award-winning public speaker, he delivers CEO pep talks at TEDx and hosts the Asshole CEO podcast that no one listens to.

Asshole CEO likes to use his real name on Wikipedia. He gets instantly banned for violating TOW's username policy and so proceeds to hire low-cost Indians.

Asshole CEO has a net worth of $100 million but tries to hire the cheapest freelancer he could possibly find in [[India]] and [[Pakistan]] because he is a capitalist asshole. He doesn't understand that talking to too many freelancers means getting whooped in the ass by Indian and Paki lowlifes who didn't get hired for his 5 rupee job.

Asshole CEO was also once caught in a UPE sting operation by [[Doc James]] the evil Jew doc. Oops.

==Philanthropy==
[[Image:Papuapc.jpg|thumb|A typical [[UPE]] sock farm trying to publish Asshole CEO's bio again after getting deleted 10 times by [[MER-C]] and [[GSS]]]]
Asshole CEO is an award-winning philanthropist. He founded the Cheap-Ass Boss Foundation, which donates [[laptop]]s to [[Africa]] so that the starving kids there can all engage in [[UPE]], while Asshole CEO gets a tax write-off for his seemingly charitable actions. This greatly increases the supply of desperately starving paid editors so that Asshole CEO can hire disposable [[slave]]s for even cheaper. However, this threatens [[GSS]]'s UPE [[monopoly]], which is why GSS reports all the UPE user accounts of starving [[Nigeria]]n kids to the [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s.

==Awards==
In 2015, Asshole CEO was named as one of the Top 10 Micromanaging Douchebags by ''Wall Street Freaks''. As a micromanager, he forces Indian UPE's to revise drafts 100 times and gets pissed off when only one word has been changed to be less promotional.

In 2020, Asshole CEO's company was mentioned in the 100 Most Profitable Companies List, since it outsources everything to [[India]] to save on operating costs.

In 2025, Asshole CEO won the Top CEO with the Best Synergy Vibes Award. Whatever that means.

==Media==
;A typical day in the life of an Asshole CEO in [[Corporate]] [[America]]

<youtube>NisCkxU544c</youtube>
<br><br><br>
;Asshole CEO paying a bonus

<youtube>4Jf5vVDcZhQ</youtube>

==See also==
*[[UPE]]
*[[GSS]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[Money]]
*[[Capitalism]]
*[[India]]

{{Business}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{acronyms}}

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GSS

2025-09-05T21:27:59Z

BigMuppet: /* What does GSS do? */ CEO

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| [[Image:K12-final-fast.gif|50px|$$$]]
|<big>'''This article may have been created or edited in return for many lakhs or even crores of smelly [[money|Indian rupee]]s'''{{#if:{{{pre16Jun2014|}}}||, a violation of <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span>'s own [[UPE|terms of use]]}}. It may require cleanup since <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span> did not get the job on <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(137, 100%, 45%);">Upwork</span> or '''''Freelancer.com'''''. Now pluck that tumbi and bang that dhol, because we're getting ready for an SPI [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ydUdqWE1g bhangra party]. Balle Balle ਬੱਲੇ ਬੱਲੇ!</big>
|}

[[Image:Daler_Mehndi_34.gif|thumb|You might be forgiven for thinking that this is [[Osama bin Laden]] as a closet [[faggot]], but it's actually cheap-ass [[tunak]] tunak GSS fucking up another [[India]]n because he didn't get hired for a paid editing job.]]
[[Image:Worldrecordosama.jpg|thumb|Just like [[Osama bin Laden]], GSS is a terrorist master of hide and seek with his many [[sock]]s. But the more he tries to hide, the more he runs into the [[Streisand effect]]!]]

'''{{wpul|GSS}}'''‎ (AKA '''[[Asshole|Gurvinder Singh]]''' or '''Garry Sahota Singh''') is the most deranged [[psychopath]] [[India]]n [[terrorist]] on [[TOW]]. He runs a [[UPE]] racket with the [[bureaucratic fucks]].<ref name=telegraph>[https://telegra.ph/Wikipedias-GSS-is-a-paid-editor-called-Pawan-Kumar-03-21 Wikipedia's GSS is a paid editor called Pawan Kumar]. March 21, 2021</ref>

==Who is GSS?==
Everything on ED is a summary of what GSS posted on the user pages of his many [[sock]]s.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160826210054/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS-1987 GSS-1987]</ref><ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Mr.sahota&oldid=510264612 Mr.sahota]</ref>

GSS is a self-outed [[Sikh]]<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:GSS/Archive_11#An_honour_for_you The life and work of GSS]</ref> fuck (Got that? Sick fuck). Born on March 27, 1987 in [[Shithole|Apra, Punjab]] but lives in Mumbai. He is a narcissist who claims to be a smoking hot catwalk fashion model AKA hot [[gay]] dude. He got banned for the umpteenth time by [[Bbb23]] for publishing his hot gay model bio again and again on [[TOW]], but kept coming back. Finally he decided that he could make way more [[money|smelly Indian rupees]] as a [[UPE]] mafia boss than as a [[faggot]] and male prostitute.

Garry Sahota AKA GSS worships Bhagat Singh so much that he wishes he could fuck Bhagat in the ass. Many of his sock user pages show off his [[homo]] obsession with Bhagat Singh.

GSS registered [https://bharatpedia.org/ Bharatpedia] as a trademark in Apra, Punjab and claims to be its founder.<ref>[https://trademarking.in/details/Bharatpedia-5379106.html Bharatpedia]. trademarking.in</ref>

==What does GSS do?==
GSS terrorizes anyone who tries to pay someone other than himself to get a Wikipedia article.

#Look for a freelancer on a freelancing platform
#Mistakenly talk to GSS
#Hire someone else
#Publish an article about an [[CEO|Asshole CEO]] on Wikipedia and GSS tags UPE, sends to [[AfD]] or draftifies because he didn't get his Indian rupees
#GSS reports to [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|admins]] and sends them screenshots from his stalking activities
#GSS gets admins to do blocks, bans, CheckUsers, SPI's, global locks, salting, regex salting, nuking, harassing

Rinse and repeat.

==Socks==
[[Image:TheGarrySahota.jpg|thumb|Gay-ass GSS, [[India]]'s notorious [[UPE]] [[mafia]] boss]]
[[Image:GarrySahota.jpg|thumb|GSS AKA Garry Sahota or Gurvinder Singh, [[fag]] and former gay model]]

His socking goes back an entire decade.

;Early socks

*{{wpul|Garry_sahota}}
*{{wpul|Gurvinder09}}
*{{wpul|Mr.sahota}}

;Recent socks

*{{wpul|GSS-1987}}
*{{wpul|GSS}} (renamed from GSS-1987)
*{{wpul|Umakant_Bhalerao}}
*{{wpul|Chiro725}}
*{{wpul|Gheus}} - not from New Zealand as he claims, but is in Mumbai, [[India]], the world's biggest [[shithole]]
*More on the way like characters popping out of nowhere in Bollywood movies!

==Names==
*TheGarrySahota (social media)
*gurwinders61 or Gurwinder S. (freelancing websites)
*Garry Sahota
*Gurvinder Singh

GSS also uses his friends' ID's in Mumbai in futile attempts to evade detection.
*Pawan Kumar<ref name=telegraph />
*Umakant Bhalerao

If a fucktard in Mumbai is screwing up a TOW page, then no doubt it's GSS!

==How to know if GSS is socking==
*Starts creating random articles about people that no one gives a fuck about
*Sudden obsession with [[UPE]], [[AIV]], [[ANI]] and especially [[SPI]]
*Always in bed with the [[CheckUser]] and [[COI]] policing admins, who then ignore and block all whistleblowers
*Puts the names of every single Wikipedia job on his watchlist
*Multiple Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled again and again with UPE tags and draftifying and AfD's
*Only Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled
*Trolls everything on his personal blacklist over and over again until he gets the job
*Extremely detailed SPI reports about who created what and posts freelancing job URL's
*Stalks other freelancers off-wiki and has no life

==Who are GSS's boyfriends?==
[[Image:Jew_detector.gif|thumb|Did you hire someone else other than GSS to post your junk? Then hooray, you're about to have your article trashed out of spite by GSS.]]
GSS has infiltrated the system and recruited many [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s into his UPE racketeering gang. He only needs AfC and NPR permissions because the corrupt admins (bottom [[fag]]s) all listen to what GSS tells them to do.

*[[MER-C]]
*Yunshui
*GeneralNotability
*Bilby
*Extraordinary Wit
*331dot

==Mental illnesses==
GSS is a sick ([[Sikh]]) [[psycho]] who can be diagnosed as having:

*'''[[Narcissistic personality disorder]]''' - thinking too highly of himself and constantly admiring his own good looks, achievements and superiority, thinking that no one can ever successfully report him
*'''[[Psychopathy]]''' - complete inability to feel empathy for anyone other than himself
*'''[[Sadism]]''' - filing SPI's and terrorizing others are as pleasurable to him as jerking off. Derives immense pleasure from power trips.
*'''[[OCD]]''' or '''obsessive compulsive disorder''' - being so obsessed with trolling jobs which he didn't get hired for, that he meticulously and endlessly trolls his watchlist of paid jobs for years. He cannot control his sick compulsion to stalk freelancers off-wiki, taking screenshots of all of their social media profiles to send to corrupt admins.
*'''Sour grapes syndrome''' - if he can't get laid or paid, then neither can you. He will do everything in his power to make sure that you're just as screwed.
*'''Brain rot''' - caused by stinky Indian [[curry]]

==GSS in real life==
This is what a typical SPI looks like in [[India]], led by GSS.

<youtube>viMEhOWcxd0</youtube>

== See also ==
*[[UPE]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[India]]
*[[Tunak]]
*[[Sock puppet]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]

==References==
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==External links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS GSS's userpage]

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Narcissistic personality disorder

2025-09-05T21:26:12Z

BigMuppet: /* Notable Sufferers */ add

[[Image:Beautiful Budgie.JPG|thumb|[[fag|Narcissus]]]]
[[Image:Robotnikvirgins.jpg|thumb|Narcissism, [[DOUBLE NIGGER]] style!]]

'''Narcissistic personality disorder''' (NPD) is the medical term slapped on [[twincest]] fapping perverts with such enormous cases of [[unwarranted self importance]] they are head over heels in love with themselves. If given the chance these fags would gladly fuck themselves [[BDSM|at full force]] in the ass, or any other available hole for that matter. The NPD sufferer believes that he or she is the hottest, sexiest, most fuckable Sex-God ever to grace the world with their presence and that they're under obligation from [[Xenu|a higher power]] to enlighten us ugly, [[Tom Cruise|untalented]], friendless [[loser]]s. In [[you]]r case, they are correct in thinking so.

It is important to remember, that resembling an ape and/or having an IQ lower than one's shoe size does not deter the true NPD sufferer in the slightest. Any professional who wishes to observe NPD sufferers in their natural habitat should head over to any [[LiveJournal]] [[rating community]]. These weirdos love to plaster pictures and videos of themselves all over the [[internets]] sharing their incredible beauty and unprecedented wisdom with all us lowly peasants.

<center>'''[[Luka Magnotta|Narcissistic faggot terrorizes community]]'''</center>
<center><youtube>Cn1v3btU3tU</youtube></center>

==Symptoms==

The most obvious symptom of NPD is '''massive [[unwarranted self importance]]''' where the sufferer believes they are a hyper dynamic ALL-STAR SUPER-GOD! If you don't proceed to get on your knees and kiss their feet they will do everything in their power to destroy you. If you dare to be better than them in anything they ever do they will hate you and explain that they could do better but don't want to.

NPD suffering [[parents]] are the worst kind of controlling assholes a child can have in their lives, meaning [[Biting Beaver|they are all over the internets]]. If you fail or disappoint them (which [[you]] will) they will ridicule you and [[domestic violence|beat the shit out of you]] for [[AZN|bringing shame on them]].

===Numbers Crazy===

Those with NPD are almost always "numbers crazy", they're completely focused on quantity over quality. To someone with NPD the "quality" aspect just doesn't really matter at all, especially if they're innately talentless, unoriginal and without any true creativity. They become fixated on statistics, like how many hours they worked on something or how many of something they made, completely ignoring all aspects of direct quality and design. They essentially feign superiority using completely unrelated, irrelevant and even made up numerical analysis. For example claiming to have a really high IQ. Or claiming to have read every book in the library. Or claiming to be able to type incredibly fast. Even if these numerical constructs are rooted in reality they're often completely irrelevant or ineffectual when it comes to gauging any real sense of ability or artistry.

===Magical Thinking===

[[Image:WUT_WAIT_WUT.png|thumb|right]]

One of the problems that most narcissists face is, well, they're just not very interesting!

Often fat, lonely, ugly, socially unacceptable losers with a severe lack of hygiene. So in order to compensate for that obvious reality they'll often retard back into idealized delusional perceptions of themselves. Often imagining themselves as mythical creatures from vampires to werewolves to angels to even Gods. Often they'll warp real reality into the delusion so that it "fits" on some superficial level.

Examples:
* claiming you don't regularly bath as a result of your animalistic instincts as an imaginary werewolf;
* blaming your social retardation on the fact that you're demon bunny rat and people can innately sense your demonic presence and react negatively in kind.

The narcissist has a nack for turning any inherent flaw into a side effect of being innately superior to others. It's pretty much just "Make Shit Up Day"... ''every day''! :D

===Political radicalism===

Some individuals reject reality as it isn't their idea of a perfect system/utopia. Life as it is and has been since forever can be shitty; maybe you were [[Josef Fritzl|locked in a rape dungeon for your childhood]], maybe you were the [[High score#Sid Meier.27s_Civilization|wrong type of person]], or maye [[you]] just suck and are your own worst enemy (instead of an external oppression). Thus, those who hate life have a very cynical view towards the "retarded masses" that are raping, killing, and being general fucktards; the solution would be for humiliating problems to never happen. These people are known as [[Leftards]].

These fags wish that everyone was a loser like they are as that would elevate their status. It's sort of like how if someone got a bad grade on a test for school they would feel better if everyone else did too, for betterness is a threat to their sense of self. These type of situations can also result in belittlement of those who are better as a means to discredit them. Misery really does loves company.

==Vulnerable Narcissism==

Less obvious, these types of special individuals are distinct for their envy of the fame and fortune they believe to deserve [[Unrealistic expectations|but can never reach.]] They're more likely to [[faggot|play the victim]] and like all narcs, [[Internet stalking|stalk]] the shit out of their target's socials.

{{Quote|Other people have it better than me and it isn't fair. I deserve more because I am better than other people.|[[Typical]] vulnerable narc.}}

{{Quote|People never appreciate how [[retarded|special]] I am.|Another typical vulnerable narc.}}

==Causes==

The most common cause of NPD is being an over-sensitive fuck who can't take criticism. They will then react to said criticism by accusing the big mean jerk who [[BAWWW|hurt their feelings]] of being a jealous fucking retard, and so you start lashing out at people at saying they have NPD.

==Treatment==

Narcissism is considered by most [[e-psychologists]] to be an ingrained personality trait and not really treatable. Though many have tried to cure them in the past NPD sufferers generally consider themselves so perfect that they could not possibly improve one little bit.

==Narcissism in Action==

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==Notable Sufferers==

* [[Adolf Hitler]]
* [[Ahuviya Harel]]
* [[Alix Henriol]]
* [[Atheist]]s
* [[Attention whore|Attention whores]]
* [[BLACKB0ND]]
* [[BLACKbusterCritic]]
* [[Branca]]
* [[Brian Martin]]
* [[Brianna Wu]]
* [[Chris-Chan]]
* [[Conan O'Brien]]
* [[DaddyOFive]]
* [[Doe Deere]]
* [[Don Henrie]]
* [[Donald Trump]]
* [[Dorian Thorn]]
* [[Dumuzi-ouji‎]]
* [[Elliot Rodger]]
* [[Feminists]]
* [[FuturisticHub]]
* Fucktard12345
* [[Gorgeous George]]
* [[Goronchev]]
* [[GSS]]
* [[I Dislike Cis People]]
* [http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2909060#search=Jaiden_Animations Jaiden Animations]
* [[Jfreedan]]
* [[Jimbo Wales]]
* [[Kanye West]]
* [[Kevin Martin]]
* [[Leah Remini]]
* [[Liart66]]
* [[Liberals]]
* [[LifeInATent]]
* [[Likeicare]]
* [[Luka Magnotta]]
* [[Mangs]] - vulnerable narc
* [[Mariotehplumber]]
* [[Mekkkah]]
* [[Missy]]
* [[Nicochi]]
* [[Onision]]
* [[Rouge, Internet Man]]
* [[Russell_Greer|Russell Greer]]
* [[Ragreynolds]]
* [[SammyClassicSonicFan]]
* [[SJW|Social Justice Warriors]]
* [[Sonmanic]]
* [[Sony-Mae]]
* [[Spoony]]
* [[Tim Buckley]]
* [[Tom Cruise]]
* [[That Guy With The Glasses]]
* [[Tumblr|Tumblr users]]
* [[VenomfangX]]
* [[VonHelton]]
* [[WeatherManKevin]]
* [[You]]

== See Also ==

* [[Eddie Van Halen]]
* [[Leftard]]
* [[Special Snowflake Syndrome]]
* [[Internet disease]]
* [[Fat girl angle shot]]
* [[Twincest]]
* [[Victim complex]]
* [[Asperger's Syndrome]]

== External links ==

* [http://www.halcyon.com/jmashmun/npd/index.html How to e-diagnose a Narcissist.]
* {{ytlink|uxJplnLhhoc|"Narcissist: Self-love or Self-hatred?"}}

{{Disease}}
{{Psychology}}
{{whores}}

Sikhism

2025-09-05T21:24:58Z

BigMuppet: See also

[[File:Evilmuslims.jpg|thumb|{{Strike|Muslims}} Sikhs in a temple.]]
'''Sikhism''' is an [[Indian|Indian]] [[Curry nigger|(dot not feather)]] [[religion]] founded by [[Guru Nanak]] [[at least 100 years ago]]. Adherants are called Sikhs. It was founded in an effort to rally against the [[ISIS|Muslim government]] that [[Raped|ruled]] India at the time, but soon grew until it was one of the largest anti-sandnigger forces on the planet, second only to [[Israel]].
Despite their hatred of Muslims, the Sikhs have ironically adopted a rather similar appearance to their old enemies, to the point where most [[Retard|Americans]] cannot tell the difference. This phenomenon occasionally results in lulzy events where [[Sikh temple shooting|a kebab-hating edge lord decides to wage his crusade against islam... and then goes and shoots up potential allies]].

== Location ==
Although there are many Sikhs in [[America]] and the [[UK]], most Sikhs still live in India and [[Pakistan]] (i.e. Muslim India). Sikhs get on well with [[Buddhists]] but they hate Muslims and [[Hindus]] of India and strive to form their own country, [[Kekistan|Khalistan]].

== Beliefs and Practices ==
All Sikh practices [[Discordian|revolve around the number 5]], which leads [[Christians]] and Muslims to believe they are associated with [[Satan]]. In terms of their religion, Sikhs are a cross between Muslims and [[Jews]]. Like Jews, they are a closed religion, meaning you cannot convert. [[USI|They also believe they are god's chosen people]]. Like Muslims, they practice terrorism and are obsessed with ritual, cleanliness, and war.
Sikhs must carry five items on them at all times:

# Long hair in a turban
# A comb in their hair
# A metal bracelet around their wrist
# A pair of boxers around their genitalia
# A knife to kill sandniggers

== Militancy ==
[[File:DEL klf.jpg|thumb|Logo of the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCCzf8PrdjI Khalistan Liberation Front]]]
Like their arch enemies, the Muslims, Sikhs engage in [[terrorism]], [[for great justice]]. In 1985, a group of Sikhs succeeded where the Muslim [[Shoe Bomber]] had failed and blew up a plane full of people over Ireland, sending over 300 worthless cunts straight to hell and in a lulzy ball of fire.

To this day, Sikhs continue to try and create an ethnostate in India without any annoying sand- or curryniggers. The Khalistan Liberation Front is the main force behind this.

== How to troll Sikhs ==
Since there are 24 million of these cunts today, [[you]] may well meet one. Here is how to ensure they are maximally annoyed so they take out their knife and kill you.

# Mistake them for Muslims
# Ask them for help converting to Islam
# Call them towel heads
# Blame them for 9/11
# Blame them for terrorism in general
# Call them Hamas
# Tell them to go back to Iran
# Tell them to go back to Syria
# Call them "Osama" or "Jihadi"
# Pull on their turban
# Set their turban on fire
# Ask them for Halal food.
# Say "Sikh and you shall find". When they don't laugh at this awful joke, offer to "singh" to them. When they don't laugh at this either, tell them their women are whores and they are terrorists.
# Accuse them of being ISIS
# Accuse them of being terrorists
# Call them a mixture between Muslims and Jews
# Accuse Guru Nanak of being a paedophile
# Confuse Guru Nanak with Buddha
# Confuse Guru Nanak with Muhammad
# Say they are a shitty version of Jews
# Say they are a shitty version of Muslims
# Ask them why their wife is not wearing a hijab
# Show them this page

== See also ==
* [[India]]
* [[GSS]]

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[[Category:IRL Shit]]

Sikh

2025-09-05T21:24:24Z

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#REDIRECT [[Sikhism]]

GSS

2025-09-05T21:23:56Z

BigMuppet: don't forget links

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| [[Image:K12-final-fast.gif|50px|$$$]]
|<big>'''This article may have been created or edited in return for many lakhs or even crores of smelly [[money|Indian rupee]]s'''{{#if:{{{pre16Jun2014|}}}||, a violation of <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span>'s own [[UPE|terms of use]]}}. It may require cleanup since <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span> did not get the job on <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(137, 100%, 45%);">Upwork</span> or '''''Freelancer.com'''''. Now pluck that tumbi and bang that dhol, because we're getting ready for an SPI [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ydUdqWE1g bhangra party]. Balle Balle ਬੱਲੇ ਬੱਲੇ!</big>
|}

[[Image:Daler_Mehndi_34.gif|thumb|You might be forgiven for thinking that this is [[Osama bin Laden]] as a closet [[faggot]], but it's actually cheap-ass [[tunak]] tunak GSS fucking up another [[India]]n because he didn't get hired for a paid editing job.]]
[[Image:Worldrecordosama.jpg|thumb|Just like [[Osama bin Laden]], GSS is a terrorist master of hide and seek with his many [[sock]]s. But the more he tries to hide, the more he runs into the [[Streisand effect]]!]]

'''{{wpul|GSS}}'''‎ (AKA '''[[Asshole|Gurvinder Singh]]''' or '''Garry Sahota Singh''') is the most deranged [[psychopath]] [[India]]n [[terrorist]] on [[TOW]]. He runs a [[UPE]] racket with the [[bureaucratic fucks]].<ref name=telegraph>[https://telegra.ph/Wikipedias-GSS-is-a-paid-editor-called-Pawan-Kumar-03-21 Wikipedia's GSS is a paid editor called Pawan Kumar]. March 21, 2021</ref>

==Who is GSS?==
Everything on ED is a summary of what GSS posted on the user pages of his many [[sock]]s.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160826210054/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS-1987 GSS-1987]</ref><ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Mr.sahota&oldid=510264612 Mr.sahota]</ref>

GSS is a self-outed [[Sikh]]<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:GSS/Archive_11#An_honour_for_you The life and work of GSS]</ref> fuck (Got that? Sick fuck). Born on March 27, 1987 in [[Shithole|Apra, Punjab]] but lives in Mumbai. He is a narcissist who claims to be a smoking hot catwalk fashion model AKA hot [[gay]] dude. He got banned for the umpteenth time by [[Bbb23]] for publishing his hot gay model bio again and again on [[TOW]], but kept coming back. Finally he decided that he could make way more [[money|smelly Indian rupees]] as a [[UPE]] mafia boss than as a [[faggot]] and male prostitute.

Garry Sahota AKA GSS worships Bhagat Singh so much that he wishes he could fuck Bhagat in the ass. Many of his sock user pages show off his [[homo]] obsession with Bhagat Singh.

GSS registered [https://bharatpedia.org/ Bharatpedia] as a trademark in Apra, Punjab and claims to be its founder.<ref>[https://trademarking.in/details/Bharatpedia-5379106.html Bharatpedia]. trademarking.in</ref>

==What does GSS do?==
GSS terrorizes anyone who tries to pay someone other than himself to get a Wikipedia article.

#Look for a freelancer on a freelancing platform
#Mistakenly talk to GSS
#Hire someone else
#Publish on Wikipedia and GSS tags UPE, sends to [[AfD]] or draftifies because he didn't get his Indian rupees
#GSS reports to [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|admins]] and sends them screenshots from his stalking activities
#GSS gets admins to do blocks, bans, CheckUsers, SPI's, global locks, salting, regex salting, nuking, harassing

Rinse and repeat.

==Socks==
[[Image:TheGarrySahota.jpg|thumb|Gay-ass GSS, [[India]]'s notorious [[UPE]] [[mafia]] boss]]
[[Image:GarrySahota.jpg|thumb|GSS AKA Garry Sahota or Gurvinder Singh, [[fag]] and former gay model]]

His socking goes back an entire decade.

;Early socks

*{{wpul|Garry_sahota}}
*{{wpul|Gurvinder09}}
*{{wpul|Mr.sahota}}

;Recent socks

*{{wpul|GSS-1987}}
*{{wpul|GSS}} (renamed from GSS-1987)
*{{wpul|Umakant_Bhalerao}}
*{{wpul|Chiro725}}
*{{wpul|Gheus}} - not from New Zealand as he claims, but is in Mumbai, [[India]], the world's biggest [[shithole]]
*More on the way like characters popping out of nowhere in Bollywood movies!

==Names==
*TheGarrySahota (social media)
*gurwinders61 or Gurwinder S. (freelancing websites)
*Garry Sahota
*Gurvinder Singh

GSS also uses his friends' ID's in Mumbai in futile attempts to evade detection.
*Pawan Kumar<ref name=telegraph />
*Umakant Bhalerao

If a fucktard in Mumbai is screwing up a TOW page, then no doubt it's GSS!

==How to know if GSS is socking==
*Starts creating random articles about people that no one gives a fuck about
*Sudden obsession with [[UPE]], [[AIV]], [[ANI]] and especially [[SPI]]
*Always in bed with the [[CheckUser]] and [[COI]] policing admins, who then ignore and block all whistleblowers
*Puts the names of every single Wikipedia job on his watchlist
*Multiple Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled again and again with UPE tags and draftifying and AfD's
*Only Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled
*Trolls everything on his personal blacklist over and over again until he gets the job
*Extremely detailed SPI reports about who created what and posts freelancing job URL's
*Stalks other freelancers off-wiki and has no life

==Who are GSS's boyfriends?==
[[Image:Jew_detector.gif|thumb|Did you hire someone else other than GSS to post your junk? Then hooray, you're about to have your article trashed out of spite by GSS.]]
GSS has infiltrated the system and recruited many [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s into his UPE racketeering gang. He only needs AfC and NPR permissions because the corrupt admins (bottom [[fag]]s) all listen to what GSS tells them to do.

*[[MER-C]]
*Yunshui
*GeneralNotability
*Bilby
*Extraordinary Wit
*331dot

==Mental illnesses==
GSS is a sick ([[Sikh]]) [[psycho]] who can be diagnosed as having:

*'''[[Narcissistic personality disorder]]''' - thinking too highly of himself and constantly admiring his own good looks, achievements and superiority, thinking that no one can ever successfully report him
*'''[[Psychopathy]]''' - complete inability to feel empathy for anyone other than himself
*'''[[Sadism]]''' - filing SPI's and terrorizing others are as pleasurable to him as jerking off. Derives immense pleasure from power trips.
*'''[[OCD]]''' or '''obsessive compulsive disorder''' - being so obsessed with trolling jobs which he didn't get hired for, that he meticulously and endlessly trolls his watchlist of paid jobs for years. He cannot control his sick compulsion to stalk freelancers off-wiki, taking screenshots of all of their social media profiles to send to corrupt admins.
*'''Sour grapes syndrome''' - if he can't get laid or paid, then neither can you. He will do everything in his power to make sure that you're just as screwed.
*'''Brain rot''' - caused by stinky Indian [[curry]]

==GSS in real life==
This is what a typical SPI looks like in [[India]], led by GSS.

<youtube>viMEhOWcxd0</youtube>

== See also ==
*[[UPE]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[India]]
*[[Tunak]]
*[[Sock puppet]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS GSS's userpage]

{{Trolls}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Wikis Suck]]
{{Wikipedos}}

CEO

2025-09-05T21:21:35Z

BigMuppet: youtube

{{paid}}
[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg|thumb|Asshole CEO]]
[[File:CEO_of_Bitcoin_dot_com.jpg|thumb|right|Asshole CEO is a [[Bitcoin]] whale too]]
'''Asshole CEO''' is an award-winning serial entrepreneur, bestselling author, investor, thought leader, keynote speaker, philanthropist, micromanager, and douchebag.

As a multi-millionaire cheapskate, he pays [[UPE]] [[sock]] farms in [[India]] 5 rupees so that he can maximize his profits. Since he tried bargaining with too many [[Pakistan|Paki]] and [[India]]n lowlife noobs like [[GSS]], they will now trash this article because most of them didn't get the job. That is why this crappy article has been tagged as a UPE job.

==Career==
Asshole CEO is a serial entrepreneur who is the founder and CEO of 10 different startups that were all deleted by [[MER-C]]. He doesn't understand that MER-C thinks that writing about startups on [[TOW]] is equivalent to [[terrorism]].

Asshole CEO is an award-winning author who wrote a bunch of ghostwritten shit on fake news sites that [[Praxidicae]] and [[Kuru]] had blacklisted as pure [[crap]].

Asshole CEO is an innovative thought leader, which means he makes up corporate jargon that no one can understand. As an award-winning public speaker, he delivers CEO pep talks at TEDx and hosts the Asshole CEO podcast that no one listens to.

Asshole CEO likes to use his real name on Wikipedia. He gets instantly banned for violating TOW's username policy and so proceeds to hire low-cost Indians.

Asshole CEO has a net worth of $100 million but tries to hire the cheapest freelancer he could possibly find in [[India]] and [[Pakistan]] because he is a capitalist asshole. He doesn't understand that talking to too many freelancers means getting whooped in the ass by Indian and Paki lowlifes who didn't get hired for his 5 rupee job.

Asshole CEO was also once caught in a UPE sting operation by [[Doc James]] the evil Jew doc. Oops.

==Philanthropy==
[[Image:Papuapc.jpg|thumb|A typical [[UPE]] sock farm trying to publish Asshole CEO's bio again after getting deleted 10 times by [[MER-C]] and [[GSS]]]]
Asshole CEO is an award-winning philanthropist. He founded the Cheap-Ass Boss Foundation, which donates [[laptop]]s to [[Africa]] so that the starving kids there can all engage in [[UPE]], while Asshole CEO gets a tax write-off for his seemingly charitable actions. This greatly increases the supply of desperately starving paid editors so that Asshole CEO can hire disposable [[slave]]s for even cheaper. However, this threatens [[GSS]]'s UPE [[monopoly]], which is why GSS reports all the UPE user accounts of starving [[Nigeria]]n kids to the [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s.

==Awards==
In 2015, Asshole CEO was named as one of the Top 10 Micromanaging Douchebags by ''Wall Street Freaks''. As a micromanager, he forces Indian UPE's to revise drafts 100 times and gets pissed off when only one word has been changed to be less promotional.

In 2020, Asshole CEO's company was mentioned in the 100 Most Profitable Companies List, since it outsources everything to [[India]] to save on operating costs.

In 2025, Asshole CEO won the Top CEO with the Best Synergy Vibes Award. Whatever that means.

==Media==
;Asshole CEO paying a bonus

<youtube>4Jf5vVDcZhQ</youtube>

==See also==
*[[UPE]]
*[[GSS]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[Money]]
*[[Capitalism]]
*[[India]]

{{Business}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{acronyms}}

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Epithets]]
[[Category:Money]]

CEO

2025-09-05T21:15:20Z

BigMuppet: {{acronyms}}

{{paid}}
[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg|thumb|Asshole CEO]]
[[File:CEO_of_Bitcoin_dot_com.jpg|thumb|right|Asshole CEO is a [[Bitcoin]] whale too]]
'''Asshole CEO''' is an award-winning serial entrepreneur, bestselling author, investor, thought leader, keynote speaker, philanthropist, micromanager, and douchebag.

As a multi-millionaire cheapskate, he pays [[UPE]] [[sock]] farms in [[India]] 5 rupees so that he can maximize his profits. Since he tried bargaining with too many [[Pakistan|Paki]] and [[India]]n lowlife noobs like [[GSS]], they will now trash this article because most of them didn't get the job. That is why this crappy article has been tagged as a UPE job.

==Career==
Asshole CEO is a serial entrepreneur who is the founder and CEO of 10 different startups that were all deleted by [[MER-C]]. He doesn't understand that MER-C thinks that writing about startups on [[TOW]] is equivalent to [[terrorism]].

Asshole CEO is an award-winning author who wrote a bunch of ghostwritten shit on fake news sites that [[Praxidicae]] and [[Kuru]] had blacklisted as pure [[crap]].

Asshole CEO is an innovative thought leader, which means he makes up corporate jargon that no one can understand. As an award-winning public speaker, he delivers CEO pep talks at TEDx and hosts the Asshole CEO podcast that no one listens to.

Asshole CEO likes to use his real name on Wikipedia. He gets instantly banned for violating TOW's username policy and so proceeds to hire low-cost Indians.

Asshole CEO has a net worth of $100 million but tries to hire the cheapest freelancer he could possibly find in [[India]] and [[Pakistan]] because he is a capitalist asshole. He doesn't understand that talking to too many freelancers means getting whooped in the ass by Indian and Paki lowlifes who didn't get hired for his 5 rupee job.

Asshole CEO was also once caught in a UPE sting operation by [[Doc James]] the evil Jew doc. Oops.

==Philanthropy==
[[Image:Papuapc.jpg|thumb|A typical [[UPE]] sock farm trying to publish Asshole CEO's bio again after getting deleted 10 times by [[MER-C]] and [[GSS]]]]
Asshole CEO is an award-winning philanthropist. He founded the Cheap-Ass Boss Foundation, which donates [[laptop]]s to [[Africa]] so that the starving kids there can all engage in [[UPE]], while Asshole CEO gets a tax write-off for his seemingly charitable actions. This greatly increases the supply of desperately starving paid editors so that Asshole CEO can hire disposable [[slave]]s for even cheaper. However, this threatens [[GSS]]'s UPE [[monopoly]], which is why GSS reports all the UPE user accounts of starving [[Nigeria]]n kids to the [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s.

==Awards==
In 2015, Asshole CEO was named as one of the Top 10 Micromanaging Douchebags by ''Wall Street Freaks''. As a micromanager, he forces Indian UPE's to revise drafts 100 times and gets pissed off when only one word has been changed to be less promotional.

In 2020, Asshole CEO's company was mentioned in the 100 Most Profitable Companies List, since it outsources everything to [[India]] to save on operating costs.

In 2025, Asshole CEO won the Top CEO with the Best Synergy Vibes Award. Whatever that means.

==See also==
*[[UPE]]
*[[GSS]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[Money]]
*[[Capitalism]]
*[[India]]

{{Business}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{acronyms}}

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Epithets]]
[[Category:Money]]

CEO

2025-09-05T21:08:06Z

BigMuppet: tweak

{{paid}}
[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg|thumb|Asshole CEO]]
[[File:CEO_of_Bitcoin_dot_com.jpg|thumb|right|Asshole CEO is a [[Bitcoin]] whale too]]
'''Asshole CEO''' is an award-winning serial entrepreneur, bestselling author, investor, thought leader, keynote speaker, philanthropist, micromanager, and douchebag.

As a multi-millionaire cheapskate, he pays [[UPE]] [[sock]] farms in [[India]] 5 rupees so that he can maximize his profits. Since he tried bargaining with too many [[Pakistan|Paki]] and [[India]]n lowlife noobs like [[GSS]], they will now trash this article because most of them didn't get the job. That is why this crappy article has been tagged as a UPE job.

==Career==
Asshole CEO is a serial entrepreneur who is the founder and CEO of 10 different startups that were all deleted by [[MER-C]]. He doesn't understand that MER-C thinks that writing about startups on [[TOW]] is equivalent to [[terrorism]].

Asshole CEO is an award-winning author who wrote a bunch of ghostwritten shit on fake news sites that [[Praxidicae]] and [[Kuru]] had blacklisted as pure [[crap]].

Asshole CEO is an innovative thought leader, which means he makes up corporate jargon that no one can understand. As an award-winning public speaker, he delivers CEO pep talks at TEDx and hosts the Asshole CEO podcast that no one listens to.

Asshole CEO likes to use his real name on Wikipedia. He gets instantly banned for violating TOW's username policy and so proceeds to hire low-cost Indians.

Asshole CEO has a net worth of $100 million but tries to hire the cheapest freelancer he could possibly find in [[India]] and [[Pakistan]] because he is a capitalist asshole. He doesn't understand that talking to too many freelancers means getting whooped in the ass by Indian and Paki lowlifes who didn't get hired for his 5 rupee job.

Asshole CEO was also once caught in a UPE sting operation by [[Doc James]] the evil Jew doc. Oops.

==Philanthropy==
[[Image:Papuapc.jpg|thumb|A typical [[UPE]] sock farm trying to publish Asshole CEO's bio again after getting deleted 10 times by [[MER-C]] and [[GSS]]]]
Asshole CEO is an award-winning philanthropist. He founded the Cheap-Ass Boss Foundation, which donates [[laptop]]s to [[Africa]] so that the starving kids there can all engage in [[UPE]], while Asshole CEO gets a tax write-off for his seemingly charitable actions. This greatly increases the supply of desperately starving paid editors so that Asshole CEO can hire disposable [[slave]]s for even cheaper. However, this threatens [[GSS]]'s UPE [[monopoly]], which is why GSS reports all the UPE user accounts of starving [[Nigeria]]n kids to the [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s.

==Awards==
In 2015, Asshole CEO was named as one of the Top 10 Micromanaging Douchebags by ''Wall Street Freaks''. As a micromanager, he forces Indian UPE's to revise drafts 100 times and gets pissed off when only one word has been changed to be less promotional.

In 2020, Asshole CEO's company was mentioned in the 100 Most Profitable Companies List, since it outsources everything to [[India]] to save on operating costs.

In 2025, Asshole CEO won the Top CEO with the Best Synergy Vibes Award. Whatever that means.

==See also==
*[[UPE]]
*[[GSS]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[Money]]
*[[Capitalism]]
*[[India]]

{{Business}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{crap}}

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Epithets]]
[[Category:Money]]

CEO

2025-09-05T21:05:53Z

BigMuppet: tweak

{{paid}}
[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg|thumb|Asshole CEO]]
[[File:CEO_of_Bitcoin_dot_com.jpg|thumb|right|Asshole CEO is a [[Bitcoin]] whale too]]
'''Asshole CEO''' is an award-winning serial entrepreneur, bestselling author, investor, thought leader, keynote speaker, philanthropist, micromanager, and douchebag.

As a multi-millionaire cheapskate, he pays [[UPE]] [[sock]] farms in [[India]] 5 rupees so that he can maximize his profits. Since he tried bargaining with too many [[Pakistan|Paki]] and [[India]]n lowlife noobs, they will now trash this article because most of them didn't get the job. That is why this crappy article has been tagged as a UPE job.

==Career==
Asshole CEO is a serial entrepreneur who is the founder and CEO of 10 different startups that were all deleted by [[MER-C]]. He doesn't understand that MER-C thinks that writing about startups on [[TOW]] is equivalent to [[terrorism]].

Asshole CEO is an award-winning author who wrote a bunch of ghostwritten shit on fake news sites that [[Praxidicae]] and [[Kuru]] had blacklisted as pure [[crap]].

Asshole CEO is an innovative thought leader, which means he makes up corporate jargon that no one can understand. As an award-winning public speaker, he delivers CEO pep talks at TEDx and hosts the Asshole CEO podcast that no one listens to.

Asshole CEO likes to use his real name on Wikipedia. He gets instantly banned for violating TOW's username policy and so proceeds to hire low-cost Indians.

Asshole CEO has a net worth of $100 million but tries to hire the cheapest freelancer he could possibly find in [[India]] and [[Pakistan]] because he is a capitalist asshole. He doesn't understand that talking to too many freelancers means getting whooped in the ass by Indian and Paki lowlifes who didn't get hired for his 5 rupee job.

Asshole CEO was also once caught in a UPE sting operation by [[Doc James]] the evil Jew doc. Oops.

==Philanthropy==
[[Image:Papuapc.jpg|thumb|A typical [[UPE]] sock farm trying to publish Asshole CEO's bio again after getting deleted 10 times by [[MER-C]] and [[GSS]]]]
Asshole CEO is an award-winning philanthropist. He founded the Cheap-Ass Boss Foundation, which donates [[laptop]]s to [[Africa]] so that the starving kids there can all engage in [[UPE]], while Asshole CEO gets a tax write-off for his seemingly charitable actions. This greatly increases the supply of desperately starving paid editors so that Asshole CEO can hire disposable [[slave]]s for even cheaper. However, this threatens [[GSS]]'s UPE [[monopoly]], which is why GSS reports all the UPE user accounts of starving [[Nigeria]]n kids to the [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s.

==Awards==
In 2015, Asshole CEO was named as one of the Top 10 Micromanaging Douchebags by ''Wall Street Freaks''. As a micromanager, he forces Indian UPE's to revise drafts 100 times and gets pissed off when only one word has been changed to be less promotional.

In 2020, Asshole CEO's company was mentioned in the 100 Most Profitable Companies List, since it outsources everything to [[India]] to save on operating costs.

In 2025, Asshole CEO won the Top CEO with the Best Synergy Vibes Award. Whatever that means.

==See also==
*[[UPE]]
*[[GSS]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[Money]]
*[[Capitalism]]
*[[India]]

{{Business}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{crap}}

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Epithets]]
[[Category:Money]]

CEO

2025-09-05T21:05:02Z

BigMuppet: tweak

{{paid}}
[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg|thumb|Asshole CEO]]
[[File:CEO_of_Bitcoin_dot_com.jpg|thumb|right|Asshole CEO is a [[Bitcoin]] whale too]]
'''Asshole CEO''' is an award-winning serial entrepreneur, bestselling author, investor, thought leader, keynote speaker, philanthropist, micromanager, and douchebag.

As a multi-millionaire cheapskate, he pays [[UPE]] [[sock]] farms in [[India]] 5 rupees so that he can maximize his profits. Since he tried bargaining with too many [[Pakistan|Paki]] and [[India]]n lowlife noobs, they will now trash this article because most of them didn't get the job. That is why this crappy article has been tagged as a UPE job.

==Career==
Asshole CEO is a serial entrepreneur who is the founder and CEO of 10 different startups that were all deleted by [[MER-C]]. He doesn't understand that MER-C thinks that writing about startups on [[TOW]] is equivalent to [[terrorism]].

Asshole CEO is an award-winning author who wrote a bunch of ghostwritten shit on fake news sites that [[Praxidicae]] and [[Kuru]] had blacklisted as pure [[crap]].

Asshole CEO is an innovative thought leader, which means he makes up corporate jargon that no one can understand. As an award-winning public speaker, he delivers CEO pep talks at TEDx and hosts the Asshole CEO podcast that no one listens to.

Asshole CEO likes to use his real name on Wikipedia. He gets instantly banned for violating TOW's username policy and so proceeds to hire low-cost Indians.

Asshole CEO has a net worth of $100 million but tries to hire the cheapest freelancer he could possibly find in [[India]] and [[Pakistan]] because he is a capitalist asshole. He doesn't understand that talking to too many freelancers means getting whooped in the ass by Indian and Paki lowlifes who didn't get hired for his 5 rupee job.

Asshole CEO was also once caught in a UPE sting operation by [[Doc James]] the evil Jew doc. Oops.

==Philanthropy==
[[Image:Papuapc.jpg|thumb|A typical [[UPE]] sock farm trying to publish Asshole CEO's bio again after getting deleted 10 times by [[MER-C]] and [[GSS]]]]
Asshole CEO is an award-winning philanthropist. He founded the Cheap-Ass Boss Foundation, which donates [[laptop]]s to [[Africa]] so that the starving kids there can all engage in [[UPE]], while Asshole CEO gets a tax write-off for his seemingly charitable actions. This greatly increases the supply of desperately starving paid editors so that Asshole CEO can hire disposable [[slave]]s for even cheaper. However, this threatens [[GSS]]'s UPE [[monopoly]], which is why GSS reports all the UPE user accounts of starving [[Nigeria]]n kids to the [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s.

==Awards==
In 2015, Asshole CEO was named as one of the Top 10 Micromanaging Douchebags by ''Wall Street Freaks''. As a micromanager, he forces Indian UPE's to revise drafts 100 times and gets pissed off when only one word has been changed to be less promotional.

In 2020, Asshole CEO's company was mentioned in the 100 Most Profitable Companies List, since it outsources everything to [[India]] to save on operating costs.

In 2025, Asshole CEO won the Top 25 CEO's with the Best Synergy Vibes Awards. Whatever that means.

==See also==
*[[UPE]]
*[[GSS]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[Money]]
*[[Capitalism]]
*[[India]]

{{Business}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{crap}}

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Epithets]]
[[Category:Money]]

GSS

2025-09-05T21:01:29Z

BigMuppet: tweak

{{potential}}
{| align="center" class="boilerplate" style=" background-color:#FFC0CB; border:2px solid #000000; margin: 1em auto; padding: 0px;" width="90%" cellpadding=5 cellspacing=0
| [[Image:K12-final-fast.gif|50px|$$$]]
|<big>'''This article may have been created or edited in return for many lakhs or even crores of smelly [[money|Indian rupee]]s'''{{#if:{{{pre16Jun2014|}}}||, a violation of <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span>'s own [[UPE|terms of use]]}}. It may require cleanup since <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span> did not get the job on <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(137, 100%, 45%);">Upwork</span> or '''''Freelancer.com'''''. Now pluck that tumbi and bang that dhol, because we're getting ready for an SPI [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ydUdqWE1g bhangra party]. Balle Balle ਬੱਲੇ ਬੱਲੇ!</big>
|}

[[Image:Daler_Mehndi_34.gif|thumb|You might be forgiven for thinking that this is [[Osama bin Laden]] as a closet [[faggot]], but it's actually cheap-ass [[tunak]] tunak GSS fucking up another [[India]]n because he didn't get hired for a paid editing job.]]
[[Image:Worldrecordosama.jpg|thumb|Just like [[Osama bin Laden]], GSS is a terrorist master of hide and seek with his many [[sock]]s. But the more he tries to hide, the more he runs into the [[Streisand effect]]!]]

'''{{wpul|GSS}}'''‎ (AKA '''[[Asshole|Gurvinder Singh]]''' or '''Garry Sahota Singh''') is the most deranged [[psychopath]] [[India]]n [[terrorist]] on [[TOW]]. He runs a [[UPE]] racket with the [[bureaucratic fucks]].<ref name=telegraph>[https://telegra.ph/Wikipedias-GSS-is-a-paid-editor-called-Pawan-Kumar-03-21 Wikipedia's GSS is a paid editor called Pawan Kumar]. March 21, 2021</ref>

==Who is GSS?==
Everything on ED is a summary of what GSS posted on the user pages of his many [[sock]]s.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160826210054/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS-1987 GSS-1987]</ref><ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Mr.sahota&oldid=510264612 Mr.sahota]</ref>

GSS is a self-outed Sikh<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:GSS/Archive_11#An_honour_for_you The life and work of GSS]</ref> fuck (Got that? Sick fuck). Born on March 27, 1987 in [[Shithole|Apra, Punjab]] but lives in Mumbai. He is a narcissist who claims to be a smoking hot catwalk fashion model AKA hot [[gay]] dude. He got banned for the umpteenth time by [[Bbb23]] for publishing his hot gay model bio again and again on [[TOW]], but kept coming back. Finally he decided that he could make way more [[money|smelly Indian rupees]] as a [[UPE]] mafia boss than as a [[faggot]] and male prostitute.

Garry Sahota AKA GSS worships Bhagat Singh so much that he wishes he could fuck Bhagat in the ass. Many of his sock user pages show off his [[homo]] obsession with Bhagat Singh.

GSS registered [https://bharatpedia.org/ Bharatpedia] as a trademark in Apra, Punjab and claims to be its founder.<ref>[https://trademarking.in/details/Bharatpedia-5379106.html Bharatpedia]. trademarking.in</ref>

==What does GSS do?==
GSS terrorizes anyone who tries to pay someone other than himself to get a Wikipedia article.

#Look for a freelancer on a freelancing platform
#Mistakenly talk to GSS
#Hire someone else
#Publish on Wikipedia and GSS tags UPE, sends to [[AfD]] or draftifies because he didn't get his Indian rupees
#GSS reports to [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|admins]] and sends them screenshots from his stalking activities
#GSS gets admins to do blocks, bans, CheckUsers, SPI's, global locks, salting, regex salting, nuking, harassing

Rinse and repeat.

==Socks==
[[Image:TheGarrySahota.jpg|thumb|Gay-ass GSS, [[India]]'s notorious [[UPE]] [[mafia]] boss]]
[[Image:GarrySahota.jpg|thumb|GSS AKA Garry Sahota or Gurvinder Singh, [[fag]] and former gay model]]

His socking goes back an entire decade.

;Early socks

*{{wpul|Garry_sahota}}
*{{wpul|Gurvinder09}}
*{{wpul|Mr.sahota}}

;Recent socks

*{{wpul|GSS-1987}}
*{{wpul|GSS}} (renamed from GSS-1987)
*{{wpul|Umakant_Bhalerao}}
*{{wpul|Chiro725}}
*{{wpul|Gheus}} - not from New Zealand as he claims, but is in Mumbai, [[India]], the world's biggest [[shithole]]
*More on the way like characters popping out of nowhere in Bollywood movies!

==Names==
*TheGarrySahota (social media)
*gurwinders61 or Gurwinder S. (freelancing websites)
*Garry Sahota
*Gurvinder Singh

GSS also uses his friends' ID's in Mumbai in futile attempts to evade detection.
*Pawan Kumar<ref name=telegraph />
*Umakant Bhalerao

If a fucktard in Mumbai is screwing up a TOW page, then no doubt it's GSS!

==How to know if GSS is socking==
*Starts creating random articles about people that no one gives a fuck about
*Sudden obsession with [[UPE]], [[AIV]], [[ANI]] and especially [[SPI]]
*Always in bed with the [[CheckUser]] and [[COI]] policing admins, who then ignore and block all whistleblowers
*Puts the names of every single Wikipedia job on his watchlist
*Multiple Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled again and again with UPE tags and draftifying and AfD's
*Only Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled
*Trolls everything on his personal blacklist over and over again until he gets the job
*Extremely detailed SPI reports about who created what and posts freelancing job URL's
*Stalks other freelancers off-wiki and has no life

==Who are GSS's boyfriends?==
[[Image:Jew_detector.gif|thumb|Did you hire someone else other than GSS to post your junk? Then hooray, you're about to have your article trashed out of spite by GSS.]]
GSS has infiltrated the system and recruited many [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s into his UPE racketeering gang. He only needs AfC and NPR permissions because the corrupt admins (bottom [[fag]]s) all listen to what GSS tells them to do.

*[[MER-C]]
*Yunshui
*GeneralNotability
*Bilby
*Extraordinary Wit
*331dot

==Mental illnesses==
GSS is a sick (Sikh) [[psycho]] who can be diagnosed as having:

*'''Narcissistic personality disorder''' - thinking too highly of himself and constantly admiring his own good looks, achievements and superiority, thinking that no one can ever successfully report him
*'''Psychopathy''' - complete inability to feel empathy for anyone other than himself
*'''Sadism''' - filing SPI's and terrorizing others are as pleasurable to him as jerking off. Derives immense pleasure from power trips.
*'''OCD''' or '''obsessive compulsive disorder''' - being so obsessed with trolling jobs which he didn't get hired for, that he meticulously and endlessly trolls his watchlist of paid jobs for years. He cannot control his sick compulsion to stalk freelancers off-wiki, taking screenshots of all of their social media profiles to send to corrupt admins.
*'''Sour grapes syndrome''' - if he can't get laid or paid, then neither can you. He will do everything in his power to make sure that you're just as screwed.
*'''Brain rot''' - caused by stinky Indian [[curry]]

==GSS in real life==
This is what a typical SPI looks like in [[India]], led by GSS.

<youtube>viMEhOWcxd0</youtube>

== See also ==
*[[UPE]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[India]]
*[[Tunak]]
*[[Sock puppet]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS GSS's userpage]

{{Trolls}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Wikis Suck]]
{{Wikipedos}}

GSS

2025-09-05T21:00:51Z

BigMuppet: add

{{potential}}
{| align="center" class="boilerplate" style=" background-color:#FFC0CB; border:2px solid #000000; margin: 1em auto; padding: 0px;" width="90%" cellpadding=5 cellspacing=0
| [[Image:K12-final-fast.gif|50px|$$$]]
|<big>'''This article may have been created or edited in return for many lakhs or even crores of smelly [[money|Indian rupee]]s'''{{#if:{{{pre16Jun2014|}}}||, a violation of <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span>'s own [[UPE|terms of use]]}}. It may require cleanup since <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span> did not get the job on <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(137, 100%, 45%);">Upwork</span> or '''''Freelancer.com'''''. Now pluck that tumbi and bang that dhol, because we're getting ready for an SPI [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ydUdqWE1g bhangra party]. Balle Balle ਬੱਲੇ ਬੱਲੇ!</big>
|}

[[Image:Daler_Mehndi_34.gif|thumb|You might be forgiven for thinking that this is [[Osama bin Laden]] as a closet [[faggot]], but it's actually cheap-ass [[tunak]] tunak GSS fucking up another [[India]]n because he didn't get hired for a paid editing job.]]
[[Image:Worldrecordosama.jpg|thumb|Just like [[Osama bin Laden]], GSS is a terrorist master of hide and seek with his many [[sock]]s. But the more he tries to hide, the more he runs into the [[Streisand effect]]!]]

'''{{wpul|GSS}}'''‎ (AKA '''[[Asshole|Gurvinder Singh]]''' or '''Garry Sahota Singh''') is the most deranged [[psychopath]] [[India]]n [[terrorist]] on [[TOW]]. He runs a [[UPE]] racket with the [[bureaucratic fucks]].<ref name=telegraph>[https://telegra.ph/Wikipedias-GSS-is-a-paid-editor-called-Pawan-Kumar-03-21 Wikipedia's GSS is a paid editor called Pawan Kumar]. March 21, 2021</ref>

==Who is GSS?==
Everything on ED is a summary of what GSS posted on the user pages of his many [[sock]]s.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160826210054/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS-1987 GSS-1987]</ref><ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Mr.sahota&oldid=510264612 Mr.sahota]</ref>

GSS is a self-outed Sikh<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:GSS/Archive_11#An_honour_for_you The life and work of GSS]</ref> fuck (Got that? Sick fuck). Born on March 27, 1987 in [[Shithole|Apra, Punjab]] but lives in Mumbai. He is a narcissist who claims to be a smoking hot catwalk fashion model AKA hot [[gay]] dude. He got banned for the umpteenth time by [[Bbb23]] for publishing his hot gay model bio again and again on [[TOW]], but kept coming back. Finally he decided that he could make way more [[money|smelly Indian rupees]] as a [[UPE]] mafia boss than as a [[faggot]] and male prostitute.

Garry Sahota AKA GSS worships Bhagat Singh so much that he wishes he could fuck Bhagat in the ass. Many of his sock user pages show off his [[homo]] obsession with Bhagat Singh.

GSS registered [https://bharatpedia.org/ Bharatpedia] as a trademark in Apra, Punjab and claims to be its founder.<ref>[https://trademarking.in/details/Bharatpedia-5379106.html Bharatpedia]. trademarking.in</ref>

==What does GSS do?==
GSS terrorizes anyone who tries to pay someone other than himself to get a Wikipedia article.

#Look for a freelancer on a freelancing platform
#Mistakenly talk to GSS
#Hire someone else
#Publish on Wikipedia and GSS tags UPE, sends to [[AfD]] or draftifies because he didn't get his Indian rupees
#GSS reports to [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|admins]] and sends them screenshots from his stalking activities
#GSS gets admins to do blocks, bans, CheckUsers, SPI's, global locks, salting, regex salting, nuking, harassing

Rinse and repeat.

==Socks==
[[Image:TheGarrySahota.jpg|thumb|Gay-ass GSS, [[India]]'s notorious [[UPE]] [[mafia]] boss]]
[[Image:GarrySahota.jpg|thumb|GSS AKA Garry Sahota or Gurvinder Singh, [[fag]] and former gay model]]

His socking goes back an entire decade.

;Early socks

*{{wpul|Garry_sahota}}
*{{wpul|Gurvinder09}}
*{{wpul|Mr.sahota}}

;Recent socks

*{{wpul|GSS-1987}}
*{{wpul|GSS}} (renamed from GSS-1987)
*{{wpul|Umakant_Bhalerao}}
*{{wpul|Chiro725}}
*{{wpul|Gheus}} - not from New Zealand as he claims, but is in Mumbai, [[India]], the world's biggest [[shithole]]
*More on the way like characters popping out of nowhere in Bollywood movies!

==Names==
*TheGarrySahota (social media)
*gurwinders61 or Gurwinder S. (freelancing websites)
*Garry Sahota
*Gurvinder Singh

GSS also uses his friends' ID's in Mumbai in futile attempts to evade detection.
*Pawan Kumar<ref name=telegraph />
*Umakant Bhalerao

If a fucktard in Mumbai is screwing up a TOW page, then no doubt it's GSS!

==How to know if GSS is socking==
*Starts creating random articles about people that no one gives a fuck about
*Sudden obsession with [[UPE]], [[AIV]], [[ANI]] and especially [[SPI]]
*Always in bed with the [[CheckUser]] and [[COI]] policing admins, who then ignore and block all whistleblowers
*Puts the names of every single Wikipedia job on his watchlist
*Multiple Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled again and again with UPE tags and draftifying and AfD's
*Only Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled
*Trolls everything on his personal blacklist over and over again until he gets the job
*Extremely detailed SPI reports about who created what and posts freelancing job URL's
*Stalks other freelancers off-wiki and has no life

==Who are GSS's boyfriends?==
[[Image:Jew_detector.gif|thumb|Did you hire someone else other than GSS to post your junk? Then hooray, you're about to have your article trashed out of spite by GSS.]]
GSS has infiltrated the system and recruited many [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s into his UPE racketeering gang. He only needs AfC and NPR permissions because the corrupt admins (bottom [[fag]]s) all listen to what GSS tells them to do.

*[[MER-C]]
*Yunshui
*GeneralNotability
*Bilby
*Extraordinary Wit
*331dot

==Mental illnesses==
GSS is a sick (Sikh) [[psycho]] who can be diagnosed as having:

*'''Narcissistic personality disorder''' - thinking too highly of himself and constantly admiring his own good looks, achievements and superiority, thinking that no one can ever successfully report him
*'''Psychopathy''' - complete inability to feel empathy for anyone other than himself
*'''Sadism''' - filing SPI's and terrorizing others is as pleasurable to him as jerking off. Derives immense pleasure from power trips.
*'''OCD''' or '''obsessive compulsive disorder''' - being so obsessed with trolling jobs which he didn't get hired for, that he meticulously and endlessly trolls his watchlist of paid jobs for years. He cannot control his sick compulsion to stalk freelancers off-wiki, taking screenshots of all of their social media profiles to send to corrupt admins.
*'''Sour grapes syndrome''' - if he can't get laid or paid, then neither can you. He will do everything in his power to make sure that you're just as screwed.
*'''Brain rot''' - caused by stinky Indian [[curry]]

==GSS in real life==
This is what a typical SPI looks like in [[India]], led by GSS.

<youtube>viMEhOWcxd0</youtube>

== See also ==
*[[UPE]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[India]]
*[[Tunak]]
*[[Sock puppet]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS GSS's userpage]

{{Trolls}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Wikis Suck]]
{{Wikipedos}}

CEO

2025-09-05T20:54:43Z

BigMuppet: moar

{{paid}}
[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg|thumb|Asshole CEO]]
[[File:CEO_of_Bitcoin_dot_com.jpg|thumb|right|Asshole CEO is a [[Bitcoin]] whale too]]
'''Asshole CEO''' is an award-winning serial entrepreneur, bestselling author, investor, thought leader, keynote speaker, philanthropist, micromanager, and douchebag.

As a multi-millionaire cheapskate, he pays [[UPE]] [[sock]] farms in [[India]] 5 rupees so that he can maximize his profits. Since he tried bargaining with too many [[Pakistan|Paki]] and [[India]]n lowlife noobs, they will now trash this article because most of them didn't get the job. That is why this crappy article has been tagged as a UPE job.

==Career==
Asshole CEO is a serial entrepreneur who is the founder and CEO of 10 different startups that were all deleted by [[MER-C]]. He doesn't understand that MER-C thinks that writing about startups on [[TOW]] is equivalent to [[terrorism]].

Asshole CEO is an award-winning author who wrote a bunch of ghostwritten shit on fake news sites that [[Praxidicae]] and [[Kuru]] had blacklisted as pure [[crap]].

Asshole CEO is an innovative thought leader, which means he makes up corporate jargon that no one can understand. As an award-winning public speaker, he delivers CEO pep talks at TEDx and hosts the Asshole CEO podcast that no one listens to.

Asshole CEO likes to use his real name on Wikipedia. He gets instantly banned for violating TOW's username policy and so proceeds to hire low-cost Indians.

Asshole CEO has a net worth of $100 million but tries to hire the cheapest freelancer he could possibly find in [[India]] and [[Pakistan]] because he is a capitalist asshole. He doesn't understand that talking to too many freelancers means getting whooped in the ass by Indian and Paki lowlifes who didn't get hired for his 5 rupee job.

Asshole CEO was also once caught in a UPE sting operation by [[Doc James]] the evil Jew doc. Oops.

==Philanthropy==
[[Image:Papuapc.jpg|thumb|A typical [[UPE]] sock farm trying to publish Asshole CEO's bio again after getting deleted 10 times by [[MER-C]] and [[GSS]]]]
Asshole CEO is an award-winning philanthropist. He founded the Cheap-Ass Boss Foundation, which donates [[laptop]]s to [[Africa]] so that the starving kids there can all engage in [[UPE]], while Asshole CEO gets a tax write-off for his seemingly charitable actions. This greatly increases the supply of desperately starving paid editors so that Asshole CEO can hire disposable [[slave]]s for even cheaper. However, this threatens [[GSS]]'s UPE [[monopoly]], which is why GSS reports all the UPE user accounts of starving [[Nigeria]]n kids to the [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s.

==Awards==
In 2015, Asshole CEO was named Top 10 Micromanaging Douchebags by ''Wall Street Freaks''. As a micromanager, he forces Indian UPE's to revise drafts 100 times and gets pissed off when only one word has been changed to be less promotional.

In 2020, Asshole CEO's company was mentioned in the 100 Most Profitable Companies List, since it outsources everything to [[India]] to save on operating costs.

In 2025, Asshole CEO won the Top 25 CEO's with the Best Synergy Vibes Awards. Whatever that means.

==See also==
*[[UPE]]
*[[GSS]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[Money]]
*[[Capitalism]]
*[[India]]

{{Business}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{crap}}

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Epithets]]
[[Category:Money]]

CEO

2025-09-05T20:49:22Z

BigMuppet: /* Philanthropy */ pic for the lulz

{{paid}}
[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg|thumb|Asshole CEO]]
[[File:CEO_of_Bitcoin_dot_com.jpg|thumb|right|Asshole CEO is a [[Bitcoin]] whale too]]
'''Asshole CEO''' is an award-winning serial entrepreneur, bestselling author, investor, thought leader, keynote speaker, philanthropist, micromanager, and douchebag.

As a multi-millionaire cheapskate, he pays [[UPE]] [[sock]] farms in [[India]] 5 rupees so that he can maximize his profits. Since he tried bargaining with too many [[Pakistan|Paki]] and [[India]]n lowlife noobs, they will now trash this article because most of them didn't get the job. That is why this crappy article has been tagged as a UPE job.

==Career==
Asshole CEO is a serial entrepreneur who is the founder and CEO of 10 different startups that were all deleted by [[MER-C]]. He doesn't understand that MER-C thinks that writing about startups on [[TOW]] is equivalent to [[terrorism]].

Asshole CEO is an award-winning author who wrote a bunch of ghostwritten shit on fake news sites that [[Praxidicae]] and [[Kuru]] had blacklisted as pure [[crap]].

Asshole CEO is an innovative thought leader, which means he makes up corporate jargon that no one can understand. As an award-winning public speaker, he delivers CEO pep talks at TEDx and hosts the Asshole CEO podcast that no one listens to.

Asshole CEO likes to use his real name on Wikipedia. He gets instantly banned for violating TOW's username policy and so proceeds to hire low-cost Indians.

Asshole CEO has a net worth of $100 million but tries to hire the cheapest freelancer he could possibly find in [[India]] and [[Pakistan]] because he is a capitalist asshole. He doesn't understand that talking to too many freelancers means getting whooped in the ass by Indian and Paki lowlifes who didn't get hired for his 5 rupee job.

Asshole CEO was also once caught in a UPE sting operation by [[Doc James]] the evil Jew doc. Oops.

==Philanthropy==
[[Image:Papuapc.jpg|thumb|A typical [[UPE]] sock farm trying to publish Asshole CEO's bio again after getting deleted 10 times by [[MER-C]] and [[GSS]]]]
Asshole CEO is an award-winning philanthropist. He founded Cheap-ass Boss Foundation, which donates laptops to [[Africa]] so that the starving kids there can all engage in [[UPE]], while Asshole CEO gets a tax write-off for his seemingly charitable actions. This greatly increases the supply of desperately starving paid editors so that Asshole CEO can hire disposable [[slave]]s for even cheaper. This threatens [[GSS]]'s UPE [[monopoly]], which is why GSS reports all the UPE user accounts of starving [[Nigeria]]n kids to the [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s.

==Awards==
In 2015, Asshole CEO was named Top 10 Micromanaging Douchebags by ''Wall Street Freaks''. As a micromanager, he forces Indian UPE's to revise drafts 100 times and gets pissed off when only one word has been changed to be less promotional.

In 2020, Asshole CEO's company was mentioned in the 100 Most Profitable Companies List, since it outsources everything to [[India]] to save on operating costs.

In 2025, Asshole CEO won the Top 25 CEO's with the Best Synergy Vibes Awards.

==See also==
*[[UPE]]
*[[GSS]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[Money]]
*[[Capitalism]]
*[[India]]

{{Business}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{crap}}

[[category:People]]
[[category:Epithets]]

CEO

2025-09-05T20:47:03Z

BigMuppet: don't forget links

{{paid}}
[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg|thumb|Asshole CEO]]
[[File:CEO_of_Bitcoin_dot_com.jpg|thumb|right|Asshole CEO is a [[Bitcoin]] whale too]]
'''Asshole CEO''' is an award-winning serial entrepreneur, bestselling author, investor, thought leader, keynote speaker, philanthropist, micromanager, and douchebag.

As a multi-millionaire cheapskate, he pays [[UPE]] [[sock]] farms in [[India]] 5 rupees so that he can maximize his profits. Since he tried bargaining with too many [[Pakistan|Paki]] and [[India]]n lowlife noobs, they will now trash this article because most of them didn't get the job. That is why this crappy article has been tagged as a UPE job.

==Career==
Asshole CEO is a serial entrepreneur who is the founder and CEO of 10 different startups that were all deleted by [[MER-C]]. He doesn't understand that MER-C thinks that writing about startups on [[TOW]] is equivalent to [[terrorism]].

Asshole CEO is an award-winning author who wrote a bunch of ghostwritten shit on fake news sites that [[Praxidicae]] and [[Kuru]] had blacklisted as pure [[crap]].

Asshole CEO is an innovative thought leader, which means he makes up corporate jargon that no one can understand. As an award-winning public speaker, he delivers CEO pep talks at TEDx and hosts the Asshole CEO podcast that no one listens to.

Asshole CEO likes to use his real name on Wikipedia. He gets instantly banned for violating TOW's username policy and so proceeds to hire low-cost Indians.

Asshole CEO has a net worth of $100 million but tries to hire the cheapest freelancer he could possibly find in [[India]] and [[Pakistan]] because he is a capitalist asshole. He doesn't understand that talking to too many freelancers means getting whooped in the ass by Indian and Paki lowlifes who didn't get hired for his 5 rupee job.

Asshole CEO was also once caught in a UPE sting operation by [[Doc James]] the evil Jew doc. Oops.

==Philanthropy==
Asshole CEO is an award-winning philanthropist. He founded Cheap-ass Boss Foundation, which donates laptops to [[Africa]] so that the starving kids there can all engage in [[UPE]], while Asshole CEO gets a tax write-off for his seemingly charitable actions. This greatly increases the supply of desperately starving paid editors so that Asshole CEO can hire disposable [[slave]]s for even cheaper. This threatens [[GSS]]'s UPE [[monopoly]], which is why GSS reports all the UPE user accounts of starving Nigerian kids to the [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s.

==Awards==
In 2015, Asshole CEO was named Top 10 Micromanaging Douchebags by ''Wall Street Freaks''. As a micromanager, he forces Indian UPE's to revise drafts 100 times and gets pissed off when only one word has been changed to be less promotional.

In 2020, Asshole CEO's company was mentioned in the 100 Most Profitable Companies List, since it outsources everything to [[India]] to save on operating costs.

In 2025, Asshole CEO won the Top 25 CEO's with the Best Synergy Vibes Awards.

==See also==
*[[UPE]]
*[[GSS]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[Money]]
*[[Capitalism]]
*[[India]]

{{Business}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{crap}}

[[category:People]]
[[category:Epithets]]

CEO

2025-09-05T20:46:22Z

BigMuppet: moar

{{paid}}
[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg|thumb|Asshole CEO]]
[[File:CEO_of_Bitcoin_dot_com.jpg|thumb|right|Asshole CEO is a [[Bitcoin]] whale too]]
'''Asshole CEO''' is an award-winning serial entrepreneur, bestselling author, investor, thought leader, keynote speaker, philanthropist, micromanager, and douchebag.

As a multi-millionaire cheapskate, he pays [[UPE]] [[sock]] farms in [[India]] 5 rupees so that he can maximize his profits. Since he tried bargaining with too many [[Pakistan|Paki]] and [[India]]n lowlife noobs, they will now trash this article because most of them didn't get the job. That is why this crappy article has been tagged as a UPE job.

==Career==
Asshole CEO is a serial entrepreneur who is the founder and CEO of 10 different startups that were all deleted by [[MER-C]]. He doesn't understand that MER-C thinks that writing about startups on [[TOW]] is equivalent to [[terrorism]].

Asshole CEO is an award-winning author who wrote a bunch of ghostwritten shit on fake news sites that [[Praxidicae]] and [[Kuru]] had blacklisted as pure [[crap]].

Asshole CEO is an innovative thought leader, which means he makes up corporate jargon that no one can understand. As an award-winning public speaker, he delivers CEO pep talks at TEDx and hosts the Asshole CEO podcast that no one listens to.

Asshole CEO likes to use his real name on Wikipedia. He gets instantly banned for violating TOW's username policy and so proceeds to hire low-cost Indians.

Asshole CEO has a net worth of $100 million but tries to hire the cheapest freelancer he could possibly find in [[India]] and [[Pakistan]] because he is a capitalist asshole. He doesn't understand that talking to too many freelancers means getting whooped in the ass by Indian and Paki lowlifes who didn't get hired for his 5 rupee job.

Asshole CEO was also once caught in a UPE sting operation by [[Doc James]] the evil Jew doc. Oops.

==Philanthropy==
Asshole CEO is an award-winning philanthropist. He founded Cheap-ass Boss Foundation, which donates laptops to Africa so that the starving kids there can all engage in [[UPE]], while Asshole CEO gets a tax write-off for his seemingly charitable actions. This greatly increases the supply of desperately starving paid editors so that Asshole CEO can hire disposable slaves for even cheaper. This threatens [[GSS]]'s UPE [[monopoly]], which is why GSS reports all the UPE user accounts of starving Nigerian kids to the [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s.

==Awards==
In 2015, Asshole CEO was named Top 10 Micromanaging Douchebags by ''Wall Street Freaks''. As a micromanager, he forces Indian UPE's to revise drafts 100 times and gets pissed off when only one word has been changed to be less promotional.

In 2020, Asshole CEO's company was mentioned in the 100 Most Profitable Companies List, since it outsources everything to [[India]] to save on operating costs.

In 2025, Asshole CEO won the Top 25 CEO's with the Best Synergy Vibes Awards.

==See also==
*[[UPE]]
*[[GSS]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[Money]]
*[[Capitalism]]
*[[India]]

{{Business}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{crap}}

[[category:People]]
[[category:Epithets]]

UPE

2025-09-05T20:42:42Z

BigMuppet: /* See also */ CEO

{{Paid}}
[[Image:Animation money.gif|thumb|200px|Wikipedia is awa$h with underground ca$h]]
[[Image:sadhu.jpg|thumb|200px|Will edit Wikipedia for 5 rupees]]
[[Image:Daler_Mehndi_34.gif|thumb|Cheap-ass [[tunak]] tunak [[GSS]] fucking up another Indian because he didn't get his rupees.]]
[[File:Thanks-for-donating.jpg|thumb|OMG [[Jimbo]] got secret ca$h!]]

'''UPE''', an [[acronym]] used by [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s that stands for '''Undisclosed Paid Editing''', is a [[Wikipedia]] policy used by covertly paid [[Wikipedo]]s to fuck up their competitors. AKA totally bullshit rules set up to create the biggest [[corruption|racket]] the web has ever known.

Most paid editors are lowlife [[Indians]] and [[Pakis]] reporting each others asses because they didn't get hired. They are controlled by their [[white people|white]] masters who are [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s getting paid under the table to support their [[TOW]] addiction.

== A typical day ==
*[[CSD]], level 1 for fucking up Indian and Paki paid [[noob]]s
*[[AfD]], where you get paid to vote keep, get paid to vote delete, get paid to bust your competitors
*[[COIN]], [[conflict of interest]] noticeboard brawls where paid editors tell each other to piss off and stay away from their turf
*[[Nuke]] AKA [[G5]], going through all of a user's created pages and trashing them all out of spite
*[[Banhammer]] entire IP ranges, or entire Indian villages
*[[SPI]], resulting in innocent users and [[India]]n [[noob]]s getting indef banned while the real [[troll]]s get away unscathed

== Hall of shame ==
*[[MER-C]] the jerk will delete your work. Master scumbag in chief who blocks without giving any evidence.
*[[Doc James]], hypocrite Jew doc banning all the other docs that he has personal vendettas against.
*[[Bilby]] will accuse everyone, even an innocent [[cat]] or [[rat]], of [[COI]].
*[[Orange Mike]], the creepy orange version of Bilby.
*[[Drmies]], Dutch prof from hell.
*[[GSS]], Indian [[terrorist]] stalking every single freelancing site. Deletes your article if he didn't get the job. 99% chance he is [[Sikh|Sick]] and wears a turban.
*[[Praxidicae]], autistic [[troll]] who will delete your shit thanks to her anti-social mental disability.
*[[Jimbo]], getting [[bribe]]s left and right but lies about Wikipedia being completely run by volunteers.

<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Jews_-_Twenty_Dollar_Bill.jpg|Cold hard ca$h for page creation
Image:Money_-_Having_Money_To_Burn.jpg|Cold hard ca$h to banhammer your paid competitors
Image:Money_-_Icons.png|Cold hard ca$h for [[Jimbo]]
Image:Money_-_World_Series_Of_Poker_Winnings.jpg|Cold hard ca$h hoarded by Wikipedia admins
Image:Jew_detector.gif|Cold hard ca$h to fuck up [[MER-C]]
</gallery>

== See also ==
*[[Sock puppet]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]
*[[CEO]]

{{Trolls}}
{{WP}}
{{acronyms}}
[[Category:Wikis Suck]]

CEO

2025-09-05T20:41:38Z

BigMuppet: /* See also */ Capitalism

{{paid}}
[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg|thumb|Asshole CEO]]
[[File:CEO_of_Bitcoin_dot_com.jpg|thumb|right|Asshole CEO is a [[Bitcoin]] whale too]]
'''Asshole CEO''' is an award-winning serial entrepreneur, bestselling author, investor, thought leader, keynote speaker, philanthropist, micromanager, and douchebag.

As a multi-millionaire cheapskate, he pays [[UPE]] [[sock]] farms in [[India]] 5 rupees so that he can maximize his profits. Since he tried bargaining with too many [[Pakistan|Paki]] and [[India]]n lowlife noobs, they will now trash this article because most of them didn't get the job. That is why this crappy article has been tagged as a UPE job.

==Career==
Asshole CEO is a serial entrepreneur who is the founder and CEO of 10 different startups that were all deleted by [[MER-C]]. He doesn't understand that MER-C thinks that writing about startups on [[TOW]] is equivalent to [[terrorism]].

Asshole CEO is an award-winning author who wrote a bunch of ghostwritten shit on fake news sites that [[Praxidicae]] and [[Kuru]] had blacklisted as pure [[crap]].

Asshole CEO is an innovative thought leader, which means he makes up corporate jargon that no one can understand. As an award-winning public speaker, he delivers CEO pep talks at TEDx and hosts the Asshole CEO podcast that no one listens to.

Asshole CEO likes to use his real name on Wikipedia. He gets instantly banned for violating TOW's username policy and so proceeds to hire low-cost Indians.

Asshole CEO has a net worth of $100 million but tries to hire the cheapest freelancer he could possibly find in [[India]] and [[Pakistan]] because he is a capitalist asshole. He doesn't understand that talking to too many freelancers means getting whooped in the ass by Indian and Paki lowlifes who didn't get hired for his 5 rupee job.

Asshole CEO was also once caught in a UPE sting operation by [[Doc James]] the evil Jew doc. Oops.

==Philanthropy==
Asshole CEO is an award-winning philanthropist. He founded Cheap-ass Boss Foundation, which donates laptops to Africa so that the starving kids there can all engage in [[UPE]]. This greatly increases the supply of desperately starving paid editors so that Asshole CEO can hire disposable slaves for even cheaper. This threatens [[GSS]]'s UPE [[monopoly]], which is why GSS reports all the UPE user accounts of starving Nigerian kids to the [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s.

==Awards==
In 2000, Asshole CEO was named Top 10 Micromanaging Douchebags by ''Wall Street Freaks''. As a micromanager, he forces Indian UPE's to revise drafts 100 times and gets pissed off when only one word has been changed to be less promotional.

In 2010, Asshole CEO's company was mentioned in the 100 Most Profitable Companies List, since it outsources everything to [[India]] to save on operating costs.

In 2020, Asshole CEO won the Top 25 CEO's with the Best Synergy Vibes Awards.

==See also==
*[[UPE]]
*[[GSS]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[Money]]
*[[Capitalism]]
*[[India]]

{{Business}}
{{Jewseries}}
{{crap}}

[[category:People]]
[[category:Epithets]]

CEO

2025-09-05T20:38:19Z

BigMuppet: moar

{{paid}}
[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg|thumb|Asshole CEO]]
[[File:CEO_of_Bitcoin_dot_com.jpg|thumb|right|Asshole CEO is a [[Bitcoin]] whale too]]
'''Asshole CEO''' is an award-winning serial entrepreneur, bestselling author, investor, thought leader, keynote speaker, philanthropist, micromanager, and douchebag.

As a multi-millionaire cheapskate, he pays [[UPE]] [[sock]] farms in [[India]] 5 rupees so that he can maximize his profits. Since he tried bargaining with too many [[Pakistan|Paki]] and [[India]]n lowlife noobs, they will now trash this article because most of them didn't get the job. That is why this crappy article has been tagged as a UPE job.

==Career==
Asshole CEO is a serial entrepreneur who is the founder and CEO of 10 different startups that were all deleted by [[MER-C]]. He doesn't understand that MER-C thinks that writing about startups on [[TOW]] is equivalent to [[terrorism]].

Asshole CEO is an award-winning author who wrote a bunch of ghostwritten shit on fake news sites that [[Praxidicae]] and [[Kuru]] had blacklisted as pure [[crap]].

Asshole CEO is an innovative thought leader, which means he makes up corporate jargon that no one can understand. As an award-winning public speaker, he delivers CEO pep talks at TEDx and hosts the Asshole CEO podcast that no one listens to.

Asshole CEO likes to use his real name on Wikipedia. He gets instantly banned for violating TOW's username policy and so proceeds to hire low-cost Indians.

Asshole CEO has a net worth of $100 million but tries to hire the cheapest freelancer he could possibly find in [[India]] and [[Pakistan]] because he is a capitalist asshole. He doesn't understand that talking to too many freelancers means getting whooped in the ass by Indian and Paki lowlifes who didn't get hired for his 5 rupee job.

Asshole CEO was also once caught in a UPE sting operation by [[Doc James]] the evil Jew doc. Oops.

==Philanthropy==
Asshole CEO is an award-winning philanthropist. He founded Cheap-ass Boss Foundation, which donates laptops to Africa so that the starving kids there can all engage in [[UPE]]. This greatly increases the supply of desperately starving paid editors so that Asshole CEO can hire disposable slaves for even cheaper. This threatens [[GSS]]'s UPE [[monopoly]], which is why GSS reports all the UPE user accounts of starving Nigerian kids to the [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s.

==Awards==
In 2000, Asshole CEO was named Top 10 Micromanaging Douchebags by ''Wall Street Freaks''. As a micromanager, he forces Indian UPE's to revise drafts 100 times and gets pissed off when only one word has been changed to be less promotional.

In 2010, Asshole CEO's company was mentioned in the 100 Most Profitable Companies List, since it outsources everything to [[India]] to save on operating costs.

In 2020, Asshole CEO won the Top 25 CEO's with the Best Synergy Vibes Awards.

==See also==
*[[UPE]]
*[[GSS]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[Money]]
*[[India]]

{{crap}}

[[category:People]]
[[category:Epithets]]

CEO

2025-09-05T20:33:02Z

BigMuppet: new

{{paid}}
[[Image:Monopoly-Man.jpg|thumb|Asshole CEO]]
[[File:CEO_of_Bitcoin_dot_com.jpg|thumb|right|Asshole CEO is a [[Bitcoin]] whale too]]
'''Asshole CEO''' is an award-winning serial entrepreneur, bestselling author, investor, thought leader, keynote speaker, philanthropist, micromanager, and douchebag.

As a multi-millionaire cheapskate, he pays [[UPE]] [[sock]] farms in [[India]] 5 rupees so that he can maximize his profits. Since he tried bargaining with too many Paki and Indian lowlife noobs, they will now trash this article because they didn't get the job. That is why this crappy article has been tagged as a UPE job.

==Career==
Asshole CEO is a serial entrepreneur who is the founder and CEO of 10 different startups that were all deleted by [[MER-C]]. He doesn't understand that MER-C thinks that writing about startups on [[TOW]] is equivalent to [[terrorism]].

Asshole CEO is an award-winning author who wrote a bunch of ghostwritten shit on fake news sites that [[Praxidicae]] and [[Kuru]] had blacklisted as pure [[crap]].

Asshole CEO is an innovative thought leader, which means he makes up corporate jargon that no one can understand. As an award-winning public speaker, he delivers CEO pep talks at TEDx and hosts the Asshole CEO podcast that no one listens to.

Asshole CEO has a net worth of $100 million but tries to hire the cheapest freelancer he could possibly find in [[India]] and [[Pakistan]] because he is a capitalist asshole who doesn't understand that talking to too many freelancers means getting whooped in the ass by Indian and Paki lowlifes who didn't get hired for a 5 rupee job.

Asshole CEO also once got caught in a UPE sting operation by [[Doc James]] the evil Jew doc. Oops.

==Philanthropy==
Asshole CEO is an award-winning philanthropist. He founded Cheap-ass Boss Foundation, which donates laptops to Africa so that the starving kids there can all engage in [[UPE]]. This greatly increases the supply of desperately starving paid editors so that Asshole CEO can hire disposable slaves for even cheaper. This threatens [[GSS]]'s UPE [[monopoly]], which is why GSS reports all the UPE user accounts of starving Nigerian kids to the [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s.

==Awards==
In 2000, Asshole CEO was named Top 10 Micromanaging Douchebags by ''Wall Street Freaks''. As a micromanager, he forces Indian UPE's to revise drafts 100 times and gets pissed off when only one word has been changed to be less promotional.

In 2010, Asshole CEO's company was mentioned in the 100 Most Profitable Companies List, since it outsources everything to [[India]].

In 2020, Asshole CEO won the Top 25 CEO's with the Best Synergy Vibes Awards.

==See also==
*[[UPE]]
*[[GSS]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[Money]]
*[[India]]

{{crap}}

[[category:People]]
[[category:Epithets]]

India

2025-09-05T19:57:19Z

BigMuppet: /* Indian UPE rackets on Wikipedia */ moar

{{blink|#24272B|200%|DOT, NOT [[Injuns|FEATHER]]}}

[[File:Indian meditation gone wrong.jpg|250px|thumb]]
[[Image:Indian Beach.png|thumb|200px|Typical Beach]]
[[Image:sadhu.jpg|thumb|200px|Modern India]]
[[Image:Dhruv_Tattee_AKA_Dhruv_Rathee_-_The_Ponga_Pandit_of_India.gif|thumb|200px|Dhruv Rathee/Tattee -- The PropaGandu of India wants to make cows the mother of the nation ]]
[[Image:IndianToilet.jpg|thumb|200px|How to use Indian Toilet]]
[[Image:madarchod.jpg|thumb|200px|NO U]]

'''India''', officially known as the '''Rape-ublic of India''' and traditionally known as '''Rapistan''', (also affectionately nicknamed as '''The Place Where You Get Off The Plane and Immediately Scream, "OMG! WTH? It Smells Like Fucking Shit!"''' by tourists) is a subcontinent in South [[Asia]] shaped like an [[old people|old man]]'s nose, known by Westerners for its shitty movie industry named [[Hollywood|Bollywood]], curry, doctor mills, elephants, [[pagans]], trippy artwork, [[Gandhi]], paki shops, the ever so helpful [[telemarketers]], the complete lack of toilets or sanitation infrastructure, and the worst body odour in the entire universe. [[Jon Stewart]] warns others from visiting India (in his book ''Democracy''), where you can catch any diseases that ever killed anyone.

[[some argue|Some]] regard India as an exotic and distant land whose [[At least 100 years ago|ancient history]] is full of myth, wonder, and beauty. In reality, the history of India is a history of conquest - as in being ''subject'' to conquest. Over the millenia, various empires have [[rape|had their turn]] at India--Alexander the Great; Genghis Khan; various Muslim conquistadors to the west; [[China]] started up shit once or twice; and of course, [[England]], who decided to [[dicking|stick around]] after trying out some of the [[tea]].

Interestingly, while most countries gain their independence by churning out an eager generation of [[terrorists|freedom fighters]], India managed to shake off the yoke of the British empire [[irony|due in large part to an old man in a toga]]. Of course this is bullshit, because [[liberals]] love metaphorically rimjobbing Gandhi and his legacy but often forget to mention the shitloads of people the British killed ([[lol|with Indian troops]]) cos they weren't gonna fight back, or the fact that India was already [[niggers|descending into anarchy and riots whenever there was an opportunity]]. Finally when India did gain its own sovereignty, which was largely due to the British [[WW2|running out of ammunition and money]], so too did [[Pakistan]]. The two countries have been in a perpetual [[flamewar|pissing contest]] over everything from [[religion]] to just plain [[trolling]] ever since.
[[Image:Gandhi_1947.jpg|right|thumb|Gandhi]]

India is also the largest safe haven for rapists and pedophiles in the world. 5 out of 4 Indian males name [[Secks|rape]] as their favorite pastime.

India is one of the few countries in the world with the distinction of having [[WMD|nukes]] as if their B.O isn't enough. Then again, so does Pakistan, which is a lot more [[Islamic]], and a lot less [[alcohol|fun]]. Naturally, the [[lulz|underlying nature]] of their rivalry becomes clearer when you consider that they were the '''same''' country 60 years ago, and that most of the [[drama]] between the two of them is over them both claiming a stretch of worthless, uninhabitable mountains in the name of [[USI|national pride]]. Thus calling an Indian a [[Paki]] is akin to calling a [[Jew]] an [[Arab]]. It is therefore, an extremely good source of [[lulz]]. Also having the dubious honor of sharing a border with India is [[SNCA|Bangladesh]], who India liberated from Pakistan only to look down upon it like a retarded [[retard|step child]]. Then there's [[China]], who [[zerg rush]]ed (seriously, they didn't [[Spanish Inquisition|see it coming]]!) India in the 60s and took a [[serious business|chunk of territory the size of Switzerland]], which India is still [[butthurt]] over. So all in all, one can say India has [[dying alone|good relations with its neighbors]].

Currently India's most severe problem is a continuing health catastrophe caused by the fact that poor people [[shit|defecate]] all over everything because there aren't enough toilets ([http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=aErNiP_V4RLc&refer=home srsly]). This can happen to any once-proud culture after being sufficiently raped by the forces of [[Jews|predatory economic globalization]].

Of course, India is also the world leader in [[tech support]], so it must first solve the problems of confused [[Americans|mid-westerners]] who can't figure out what the hell is wrong with their computers before it can even think of solving its own. Its massive workforce must sit in waist-deep muddy water and try to figure out why some [[redneck]] can't get his [[internet]] to work while fending off basketball-sized rats, all between malaria-induced seizures.

The Indian [[Army|armed forces]] are greatly respected by the general public in India. Every year, [[over 9000]] women in India [[asking for it|offer]] themselves to the troops as a sign of respect.
[[Image:Indian-army-rape-us.jpg|center|thumb|Time to join the Indian Army!]]

Indians love comparing themselves to China, and think that they are better. However, China rapes India at many things. Their economy is 2 times bigger than India's, and their average citizen earns 2 times as much. They have 50 million more people, which means that they can [[zerg rush]] a country much better. Chinese people beat Indians in school grades, video games, sport performance, mass production, and business. India, on the other hand, has either been split into multiple tiny countries that fight on a daily basis, or been conquered by stronger countries looking for a large, cheap labor force. However, India is distinguished from China by [[democratic]] [[government]], having [[freedom]] of [[Old media|press]], and embracing the concept of universal [[civil rights]], [[no|but are those really something to be proud of?]]. India also has a larger [[Drugs|pharmaceutical industry]], more historic contributions to mathematics, and is responsible for originating [[Buddhism]], one of the greatest cultural elements in the history of China's civilization.

Remembering their long history of great culture and advanced ancient civilizations, Indians shit with their hand. They use their left hand for pooping, so that they are not confused when eating curry.
INDIA [[FTW]]


== Bollywood after First Gulf War ==
[[Image:Smack.gif|thumb|right|[[Typical]] Indian moviegoers.]]
[[File:Indian movies.gif|thumb|State of the art special effects]]
It is by order of Allah (Azn mod), that every Bollywood film MUST feature [[women]] with [[hirsute|too much body hair]] (arms, lips, [[etc]]), [[men]] who look [[white|western]] enough to [[Unrealistic expectations|maybe crossover into mainstream media]], and both sexes singing [[truth|piss-poor songs]]. [[sex|Physical contact]] and [[naked|unclothed flesh]] must never be seen, [[OH NOES]]! Surprisingly, these drawbacks do not affect Bollywood (Gollywoggywood, [[amirite?]]) viewing figures, and they consistently draw crowds of up to 14 [[paki|people]].

Bollywood is a the Indian equivalent to [[Hollywood]] if you haven't already figured that out (PROTIP: [[obvious|It's a portmanteau of Bombay and Hollywood]]). If you thought that Hollywood was suffering from the same old unoriginal, [[plagiarism|plagiarized]], recycled, boring, banal, retarded, melodramatic, predictable, cookie cutter, PG-13 films - than you may be grateful that, at least, it's no where near as bad as Bollywood films. Vast majority of indian movies are rip offs of hollywood movies. On the bright side, many lulz can be had (even if they are for the wrong reasons).
[[File:Hitler clothes store india.jpg|thumb|typical india clothes shop]]

[[Image:ETripoff.jpg|thumb|This are original film, DO NOT STEAL.]]

[[Image:bollywood_movie_script.jpg|thumb|right|[[Typical]] Bollywood script. Also reflects why these cockroaches are able to multiply so quickly. For reference, this old [[webcomic]] was made in [[good Korea]]]]
Another totally [[not gay|NOT gay]] scene from Bollywood. This is an Indian parody of outright stupid Indian films in general, but the film itself was ironically no better. Apparently [[irony|this also ripped off from a Swedish film]].: <br />

Indian actresses and actors are best known for their horrible acting and fake American wannabe accent. Indian actresses are [[whores]] who get paid to wear slutty outfits and provide good [[pr0n|fap material]] to nerdy Indians. Some of the qualifications to become a professional actor in Bollywood are having no talent, a fake American accent, and a face that attracts illiterate Indian whores and [[fags]].[[Image:Rani_sucking_cock.jpg|thumb|Secret behind the success of indian actresses]]

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Russell Peters explains Bollywood films.

==When Indians Plagiarize Pop Music==
[[File:Darsheel got mad style.jpg|thumb|This chubby Indian kid has more swag than you'll ever have in your entire life, you fucking sad pathetic loser.]]
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==When Indians organise X-Factor==
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== Trivia & Other Useless Facts ==

[[File:Niggerindia police report.jpg|thumb]]

{{quote|These cocky contortionists aren't just a threat to our convenience stores back in America. There's an even bigger threat looming on the horizon... the food. Dwayne, I've been here for 24 hours, and I can tell you, Indian food is pureé [[terrorism]], resulting in gut-wrenching ass explosions that make you feel like you're shitting fire!|Chuck Summers, reporter from [[Grand Theft Auto]]- Vice City Stories}}

{{quote|Dear Friends.................

Proud to be an Indian and just think How much we have missed from this country. Lets all take think about acquiring knowledge all over the world and return back to our homeland and work to take it back to its fallen thrown........................

--
உங்கள் ஆருயிர் நண்பன்,
அனித் ராஜன்
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| Anith Rama-something chained copypasta, showing off Indian Pride by using traditional Indian Software - Microsoft Powerpoint}}

[[Image:Homerasganesh.gif|thumb|right|Hindu gods are [[serious business]].]]

*Indians [[Fact|worship]] [[Furry|animals]]. They think cows are so holy, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkOsgXHUGs0 drinking their piss is the equivalent of Communion.]

*Indians have a severe phobia of toilets and instead defecate on "Designated Shitting Streets."

*Indians have [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm smallest penis in the world].

*Indians accept that they are Asian when it is about [[math]] but not when it is about [[My Tiny Dick|penis size]].

*Indians eat insects, snakes, monkey brains, eels, etc. Check out Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, you'll see.

*There is more than one variety of these curry niggers consisting of sandnigger, azn and the classic brown shit called dravidians

*The darker Indians are actually [http://www.thehindu.com/sci-tech/science/how-genetics-is-settling-the-aryan-migration-debate/article19090301.ece dravidan cucks who were invaded by Northern variety] after which they are reduced to southern states. They are [[Niggas]] of India.

*Indians think their accent is cool, but everyone else know that it is just a source of [[lulz]].

*As a country where one third of the population suffers from [[poverty]], India has some of the worst food in the world. Curry does not simply smell horrible and taste horrible, it makes YOU yourself smell horrible even after taking [[Over 9000]] showers. Even curry is the national dish of [[Britain]] (yeah, [[sarcasm|and everyone knows how good the Brits are at choosing food]]), though most of the white English natives who eat it would like to [[Mexico|deport]] all the minorities anyway.

*India, like the Chinese, have their own amazing [[retarded|"traditional"]] [[scam|medicine]], known as Ayurvedic medicine, notable for introducing the world to [[lolwut|mercury and lead based medicines]].

*Also like China, India boasts a population of over [[over 9000|1 billion]] people. However, because most of the [[marriage]]s there are prearranged by the families, there is automatically no passion and love to begin with, only rape, unlike in a regular marriage when you realize that after turning fat and [[bald]].

{{quote|It is generally assumed that chess originated in India, 5-7 centuries after the birth of [[Christ]].}}

*Indians are disgustingly shameless heathens and actually wrote the [[sex|Kamasutra]], which isn't a cook book in case [[virgin|you]] didn't know. Note: The Kamasutra is about more than sex.

* The four great principles of life are "Kama," or pleasure (broadly conceived - includes [[rape]]); "Artha" or [[Bailout Plan|pursuit of wealth and social standing]]; "Dharma," or finding your [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|life's destiny]] - religion and all that; and "Palma," or [[Fapping]].

* Indians believe in "dividuality" as opposed to western individuality. This means that when an Indian touches shit the bad in it transfers to him. This is the basis of the Caste system.

*India is the birthplace of [[gay|Yoga]] and is to blame for all those [[pretentious]] celebrities and yuppies who go to yoga classes and encourage "[[Goatse|stretching]]" instead of actual exercise, adding to the West's [[obesity]] epidemic.

* The Indus valley which is now in both India and Pakistan, made Indians claim that there were other more ancient civilization that are situated in India.

*Indians are proud of and will often tell you that India invented the number [[zero]], though the irony in this is [[divide by zero|inconsequential]].

*Indians being non-white minorities outside India identify with [[black|hip-hop and rap culture]], and think adding S's and Z's after every word makes them coolerz, which makes for [[lie|awesome]] sounding nicknames such as Shazz(y), Jazz(y), Sams, Sazz, Kizz, Dipz etc.

*Liberals actually believe Gandhi and [[troll|civil disobedience]] liberated India. (PROTIP: The British had no bullets after [[pwning]] [[Hitler]].)

*[[Prostitution]] is legal in India [[irony|but pornography isn't]].

*All Indians are desperately afraid of anti-perspiration deodorant. Deodorant killed several Hindu gods and led to the domination of India by Muslims. Not wearing deodorant also allows an Indian to remember the delicious curry they had for dinner last night, as it seeps out of their pores.

*In India, they worship over 330 million different gods <i>Yet claim to be monotheistic</i> - they believe "all gods are aspects of Brahma", when their own mythology [[Irony|condemns people with that opinion]]. However, if none of them are for you, simply head on over to your nearest Make-Your-Own-God temple, where you get to decide what your god stands for, think up a name, decide how many arms it will have, and think up a bunch of [[moonspeak|new chants]] to appease it.



*Indians have obsession to look lighter and they are obsessed with the skin-whitening cream.

*The word usually translated 'caste' simply means 'color', as in skin color. That little fact explains it all, especially how the blazes a tiny number of british managed to conquer hundreds of millions.

==India, Land of the Tiny Penis==
[[Image:Indian-threesome-slut.jpg|thumb|200px|Notice the disappointment in her face]]
Recent studies have shown that Indian men are [[small]]er in [[cock]] size than most of the world. In fact, the [[micropenis|problem is so bad]] that [[condom]] companies had to manufacture a [[Forever Alone|smaller condom]] to prevent slippage and breakage.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm <--Article

==India, Land of genital whitening cosmetics==
[[Image:Indian_reaction_to_cunt_whitening_wash.png|thumb|200px|Indians are grateful for cunt whitening cosmetics]]
A cosmetics company wanted to help [[Your mom]], who is a currymunching indian. So they made a [[LOLWUT?|Vaginal Wash]] to clean up all the mess she got down there. [[FACT|As it is a well established fact that indians have darker cunts than their faces(imagine a nigguh and multiply it with 50), so the product was an immense hit]]. However teh advertisement caused too much drama, lulz and butthurt among [[Nigger|Indians]]. It featured a [[Your mom|beautiful Indian woman]] who was too worried cus her [[Gay|husband]] didn't give a fuck about her. Then she found out that all this drama is cus of teh black, stinky and loose hole she calls cunt. She went to a local [[Pakistan|temple]] and prayed [[Faggot|Shiva]] to make her cunt white. Shiva [[Rape|raepd]] teh whore and jizzed all over her ugly body. Then there's long series of [[TL;DR]] and in teh end woman gets a [[Lie|whiter cunt]]. Read full story here ->[http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/04/12/vagina-brightener-indian-feminine-hygiene-product-promises-to-make-genitals-many-shades-fairer_n_1420052.html]

==Indian women==
[[Image:Poonam-Pandey-naked.jpg|thumb|250px|Typical Indian woman asking for it, not your mom]]
Indian [[Wimmin|women]] are forced to prevent from having sex until they get married. When they do they are forced to have sex with a tiny penis. This results in women [[Asking for it|asking to be raped]] to gain sexual pleasure andlots of legal money at the same time. Which explains the high population and fast economy growth. If you're Indian,it is a fact that your dad has a tiny cock, and your mom is a prostitute.

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==the brown plague==

An indian is typically a [[turd]] streak brown color and they usually speak like their tongue is glued to the top of their mouth with [[semen]]. They also have the reputation of smelling like absolute shit, and sweating curry after doing the simplest task. When talking to an indian you will be overwhelmed by the stench of shit coming from their mouth coupled with the fact they spit bits of curry when they speak. They also like chewing something called [[Weed|Paan]] which they use to paint their roads and sidewalks with plus it looks like they're bleeding from their mouth so it's [[awwright]]. Overall an indian is a terrible beast to be around and must be avoided or else he'll make you lose your job at [[7-11]] and [[fail]] to answer your questions about your computer.



==Indian [[UPE]] rackets on Wikipedia==
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[[Image:Daler_Mehndi_34.gif|thumb|Cheap-ass [[tunak]] tunak [[GSS]] fucking up another Indian because he didn't get his rupees.]]
Now that this entire shitty subcontinent has access to the Internet, Indians have fucked up [[TOW]] with their [[UPE]] rackets. Basically, Indian terrorists like [[GSS]] will fuck up whichever page that they didn't get hired for on on Upwork and Freelancer.com. GSS puts up a UPE tag and reports to [[MER-C]] and Bilby, and voila, the UPE mafia starts banhammering.

Why do Indians fuck up other other paid editors when they don't get the job?

Because in India, when a woman says no, Indian men cannot understand what no means. Therefore, they will rape the woman even though she says no.

Similarly, when a Wikipedia paid editing client says no, Indians similarly cannot understand what no means. Therefore, they will rape the Wikipedia article, the editor, and the client who hired the editor all together even though the client said no.

The economy of India is now based on 90% UPE and 10% cow shit.

== National Sports ==
[[Image:Tough Indian Guy.png|thumb|200px|"u mother fucking [[Your Mom|Bitch]] studpid"-DJ Rajesh]]
*[[Capitalism|Telemarketing]]
*Whinging
*Call center
*Not Bathing
*Tech Support
*Fucking farm animals
*Worshipping farm animals
*Pissing Off Everybody
*[[Zionism]]
*Burning Effigies
*[[Crap]]ping Everywhere
*[[Diarrhea]]
*Raping Mad [[Cows]]
*Posting (Boasting) on the [[interwebz]]
*Taking Over Everything
*Bathing in cow [[shit]]
*Coming to more civilized countries that aren't buried in ten feet of [[crap]] and raping everyone of their jobs
*Worshipping Elephants with [[fisting|20,000 Arms]]
*Applying bleaching cream
*[[Raep]]
*Wanking
*lynching the south indians (the south indians are the sterotypical indian)
*Pretending to be [[Gay|White]] on teh Internets
*Pretending to be [[Jew]] on teh Internets
*Boasting about their azn sized dicks
*[[Hugo Jackson|Roleplaying as a Nazi online]]
*Sexting [[Azn]] girls on [[Crap|Nimbuzz]]
*Acting [[Fag|Tough]] on teh Internets
*[[Copypasta]]

== How to troll Indians ==
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* Give them toilet paper
* Redeem the card
* Say anything good about [[Pakis|Pakistan]], anything at all.
* Tell them Pakistan [[Shit Nobody Cares About|won 1965 War]].
* Tell them Pakistan [[LOLWUT|bitchslapped them by taking Tiger Hill in 1999]].
* Ask them if they worship a dick, [[Obama|Shiva Ling]]. When they say yes, ask them if they suck it? Make sure to inform the cops of your whereabouts [[DO IT FAGGOT|before you do it]].
* Tell them they look like skinny [[Nigras]] with straight hair
* Tell them that [[Telemarketing|IT superpower]] and [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Cricket superpower]] were not original power levels until they invented them
* Ask them if they have access to toilets back home while simultaneously holding your nose, if they reply in the affirmative, ask them if they have heard of deodorants.
* Tell them Kashmir belongs to [[Pakis|Pakistan]].
* Tell them the British colonization was the best thing to ever happen to India.
* Tell them the [[Sand niggers|Mughal]] colonization was the second best thing to ever happen to India.
* Point out that their only notable landmark, the Taj Mahal, is a mosque.
* Ask them their opinion of [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] wait for their approval of him as a fellow Aryan before lulzily reminding them of his gassing of four lakh [[Gypsies]] from India.
*Tell them the Punjab province should separate
*remind them that incest was prevalent in many high hindu castes
* Tell them they are [[Shit no one cares about|not a Great Power]].
* Ask them how [[Gay|Indra]], [[Shit Nobody Cares About|God of Heaven]], rode an [[Dildo|Elephant]] through the clouds, when the Elephant clearly had no wings.
* Tell them there are [[Fact|Hindu extremists]].
* Say the Indus script wasn't a writing system but actually just retarded drawings.
*Tell them about how they got raped by sandniggers (Muslims)
* If you are in India, ask the nearest [[Pedo|Indian]] where a burger joint and/or steakhouse is and Run for your life.
* Tell them their religion sucks so badly that most Indians would rather be [[Muslim]].
* Remind them that [[over 9000]] Bollywood actors don't look Indian at all.****(they aren't they are paki's)
* Tell that [[Batshit Insane|Zaid Hamid]] is one of the greatest minds of this Era.
* Insist that their [[The Royal Family|Caste]] system is worse than [[Apartheid]].
* Ask them why any sane person would reject a tasty cowburger.
* Ask them what are their views about 500 years of [[Kazakhstan|Central Asian]] [[Sand niggers|Muslim]] slavery.
* Ask if the world was created as a result of [[Whore|Kali]] (some Hindu goddess) [[Pegging|fucking]] [[Fag|Shiva]] (some Hindu god) in his butthole with a strapon, and if so, how much lube they think it took.
* Tell them that [[NotJustBikes]] (though he also sucks) is the smartest person on the internet.
* Criticise [[Israel|Israhell]].
* Support [[Palestine]].
* Insist that they didn't defeat Pakistan in 1971, [[Fags|Bangladeshis]] did that.
* For people from the Northern India: Suggest that Tamils (people from the south) are beautiful and intelligent and far more friendly than anyone from the North.
* Suggest that Pakistan is developing more quickly into a true modern nation. (This isn't true , but it pisses them right off nonetheless)
* Suggest that Urdu is an infinitely more beautiful language than [[Fugly|Hindi]].
* Tell them [[Truth|Hindi is nothing but vulgarization/Copypasta of Pakistan's language urdu]].
* Ask them why Hindi isn't spoken by everyone in the country.
* Ask them about "Shivlinga" and aboout them idolizing a dick of god shiva inside a vagina of godess [[Bitch|parwati]], and milk dropping representing cum. Shiva also had another affair with [[Your Mom|ganga]] and [[Pretty cool guy|smoked weed all the time]].
* Ask them about [[Jihad|Kabul Hijacking]].
* Say India was such a shit country that China gave it back.
* Say Rama wasn't born in Ayodhya.
* Tell them [[Fact|they are so lame]] that even [[Slave|Mamluk Sultanate]] ruled them.
* Tell them [[Fact|India should stop trying to compete with China]].
* Say India sucked so bad the Mongols didn't want it.
* Point out that, as a country should be divided.
* Tell them that the north west indians (Punjabi) are superior in culture than the rest of India.
* Tell them Ghandi was a bitch.

== Famous Indians or People of Indian Ancestry ==
*[[The Simpsons|Apu]]
*[[Stoner|Kumar]]
*[[Tunak|Daler Mehndi]]
*[[Sanjaya]]
*[[Elon Musk|Vivek Ramasmarmy]], the gay threesome fuckbuddy of [[Donald Trump]] and [[Elton John|Elton Musk]]
*Preet Bharara, the Hitler of Manhattan
*Aziz Ansari
*Rishi Sunak
*[[Ghandi]], famous for marrying a 13 year old girl and no other reason
*[[Star Trek|Kahn Noonien Singh]]
*This one guy whose annoying ass loud coughing spread tuberculosis on a Delta flight from ATL-SJC.
*Ro Khanna
*Deepak Chopra
*Nikki Haley - Former governor of South Carolina (not a country) and US presidential wannabe (of a country).
*[[NARENDRA MODI|Narendra Modi]] - The prime minister of this shithole
*[[Freddie Mercury]], lead singer of [[Queen]] who got [[AIDS]] from [[Gay|barebacking]]
*[[Salman Rushdie]], trolled the entire Muslim world
*[[MSNBC|Mehdi Hasan]]
*[[Animal_abuse#The Chinese|Sanjay Gupta]], American Surgeon General ''(see video)''
*The doctor that delivered you from your mother's insidious, malformed loins
*[[Masturbation|Dr. Zakir Naik]]
*Most of [[Israel|Hananya Naftali]]'s fanbase
*The Great Khali
*[[NawlinWiki|Bobby Jindal]]
*Residents of [[Toronto|Brampton]]
*[[Your mother]]. That's right. She's a fucking-shit smelling Indian.
*People hated by [[NotJustBikes]]
*Ajit Pai. The current FCC chairman that has a punchable face. Seriously, fuck this guy.

== Gallery of Indian Culture ==
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Image:HHNNNNNNGGG.gif|M. N. Vijayan [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vsnxa1kf04]
Image:Desigranny1.jpg|Vest saede burro!
Image:Laughing indian cop.jpg|While not well known, Indians do have a colorful sense of humor.
Image:bindi.jpg|An Indian woman with a 'bindi', otherwise known as a 'cum-target'.
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File:Indian Surfing.jpg|Indian surfing
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File:Indiafecalcontamination.png
File:Genericindianman.jpg
File:USUKvsINDIA.png
File:Poointheloo.jpg|POO IN THE LOO
Image:Moped india.jpg|Indians are dedicated to their work.
Image:Eightlimbs.jpg|1 billion people - sex education X sporadic abortion clinics = [[lol wut]]
Image:Progeria.jpg|An Indian ventriloquist and his [[puppet]].
Image:Khajuraho-Lakshmana Temple erotic detal3.JPG|A Hindu temple before the Islamic barbarian invasions.
Image:Childbear.jpg|Could that be...? Surely not.
Image:Indianbus.jpg|Is that some sort of clown car? No it's Indian public transport.
Image:Apu.png|A role model to all Indian people because he runs a convenience store.
Image:Ironeyescody.jpg|[[Not to be confused with]] this kind of [[Native American|Indian]].
Image:vishnuonion.jpg|Connected
Image:indianstudents.jpg|A typical day in the life of Indian students
Image:indian_students.jpg|India distilled
Image:indian_rail.jpg|Indian Railways
Image:indian_railways.jpg|Indian Railways
Image:soccer_fail.jpg|Indians love trees.
File:Malegaon_ka_superman_(2).jpg| Malegaon's Malnutritioned Superman.
File:Shakti_Kapoor.jpg|Shakti Kapoor is known serial Rapist and a role model.
File:Indian_shitfaced.jpg| Typical Indian after [[Shit|dinner]].
File:Meanwhile-in-india.jpg
File:Meanwhile-in-India o 111657.jpg
Image: IndiaShitStreet1.jpg
Image: IndiaShitStreet2.png
File:IndianFlag.png
File:Killthesubhuman.jpg
</gallery>}}

== See also ==
*[[Gursimran Kaur]]
*[[hell]]
*[[Afghanistan]]
*[[Asia]]
*[[China]]
*[[Faking News]]
*[[HOW CAN SHE SLAP]]
*[[Jai Maharaj]]
*[[JiZZy: Pakistan]]
*[[Baby_Fuck#Mai-Chan.27s_Daily_Life_Replicated_in_India|''Mai-Chan's Daily Life'' Replicated in India]]
*[[Pakistan]]
*[[NotJustBikes]], [[Canada|Cuntnadian]] billionaire "refugee" alien illegally occupying [[Amsterdam]] with great contempt for India's poverty.
*[[Ricki Raven]]
*[[ScriptLance]]
*[[Tunak]]
*[[White Castle]]
*[[Benny Lava]]

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[[Image:Indian Beach.png|thumb|200px|Typical Beach]]
[[Image:sadhu.jpg|thumb|200px|Modern India]]
[[Image:Dhruv_Tattee_AKA_Dhruv_Rathee_-_The_Ponga_Pandit_of_India.gif|thumb|200px|Dhruv Rathee/Tattee -- The PropaGandu of India wants to make cows the mother of the nation ]]
[[Image:IndianToilet.jpg|thumb|200px|How to use Indian Toilet]]
[[Image:madarchod.jpg|thumb|200px|NO U]]

'''India''', officially known as the '''Rape-ublic of India''' and traditionally known as '''Rapistan''', (also affectionately nicknamed as '''The Place Where You Get Off The Plane and Immediately Scream, "OMG! WTH? It Smells Like Fucking Shit!"''' by tourists) is a subcontinent in South [[Asia]] shaped like an [[old people|old man]]'s nose, known by Westerners for its shitty movie industry named [[Hollywood|Bollywood]], curry, doctor mills, elephants, [[pagans]], trippy artwork, [[Gandhi]], paki shops, the ever so helpful [[telemarketers]], the complete lack of toilets or sanitation infrastructure, and the worst body odour in the entire universe. [[Jon Stewart]] warns others from visiting India (in his book ''Democracy''), where you can catch any diseases that ever killed anyone.

[[some argue|Some]] regard India as an exotic and distant land whose [[At least 100 years ago|ancient history]] is full of myth, wonder, and beauty. In reality, the history of India is a history of conquest - as in being ''subject'' to conquest. Over the millenia, various empires have [[rape|had their turn]] at India--Alexander the Great; Genghis Khan; various Muslim conquistadors to the west; [[China]] started up shit once or twice; and of course, [[England]], who decided to [[dicking|stick around]] after trying out some of the [[tea]].

Interestingly, while most countries gain their independence by churning out an eager generation of [[terrorists|freedom fighters]], India managed to shake off the yoke of the British empire [[irony|due in large part to an old man in a toga]]. Of course this is bullshit, because [[liberals]] love metaphorically rimjobbing Gandhi and his legacy but often forget to mention the shitloads of people the British killed ([[lol|with Indian troops]]) cos they weren't gonna fight back, or the fact that India was already [[niggers|descending into anarchy and riots whenever there was an opportunity]]. Finally when India did gain its own sovereignty, which was largely due to the British [[WW2|running out of ammunition and money]], so too did [[Pakistan]]. The two countries have been in a perpetual [[flamewar|pissing contest]] over everything from [[religion]] to just plain [[trolling]] ever since.
[[Image:Gandhi_1947.jpg|right|thumb|Gandhi]]

India is also the largest safe haven for rapists and pedophiles in the world. 5 out of 4 Indian males name [[Secks|rape]] as their favorite pastime.

India is one of the few countries in the world with the distinction of having [[WMD|nukes]] as if their B.O isn't enough. Then again, so does Pakistan, which is a lot more [[Islamic]], and a lot less [[alcohol|fun]]. Naturally, the [[lulz|underlying nature]] of their rivalry becomes clearer when you consider that they were the '''same''' country 60 years ago, and that most of the [[drama]] between the two of them is over them both claiming a stretch of worthless, uninhabitable mountains in the name of [[USI|national pride]]. Thus calling an Indian a [[Paki]] is akin to calling a [[Jew]] an [[Arab]]. It is therefore, an extremely good source of [[lulz]]. Also having the dubious honor of sharing a border with India is [[SNCA|Bangladesh]], who India liberated from Pakistan only to look down upon it like a retarded [[retard|step child]]. Then there's [[China]], who [[zerg rush]]ed (seriously, they didn't [[Spanish Inquisition|see it coming]]!) India in the 60s and took a [[serious business|chunk of territory the size of Switzerland]], which India is still [[butthurt]] over. So all in all, one can say India has [[dying alone|good relations with its neighbors]].

Currently India's most severe problem is a continuing health catastrophe caused by the fact that poor people [[shit|defecate]] all over everything because there aren't enough toilets ([http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=aErNiP_V4RLc&refer=home srsly]). This can happen to any once-proud culture after being sufficiently raped by the forces of [[Jews|predatory economic globalization]].

Of course, India is also the world leader in [[tech support]], so it must first solve the problems of confused [[Americans|mid-westerners]] who can't figure out what the hell is wrong with their computers before it can even think of solving its own. Its massive workforce must sit in waist-deep muddy water and try to figure out why some [[redneck]] can't get his [[internet]] to work while fending off basketball-sized rats, all between malaria-induced seizures.

The Indian [[Army|armed forces]] are greatly respected by the general public in India. Every year, [[over 9000]] women in India [[asking for it|offer]] themselves to the troops as a sign of respect.
[[Image:Indian-army-rape-us.jpg|center|thumb|Time to join the Indian Army!]]

Indians love comparing themselves to China, and think that they are better. However, China rapes India at many things. Their economy is 2 times bigger than India's, and their average citizen earns 2 times as much. They have 50 million more people, which means that they can [[zerg rush]] a country much better. Chinese people beat Indians in school grades, video games, sport performance, mass production, and business. India, on the other hand, has either been split into multiple tiny countries that fight on a daily basis, or been conquered by stronger countries looking for a large, cheap labor force. However, India is distinguished from China by [[democratic]] [[government]], having [[freedom]] of [[Old media|press]], and embracing the concept of universal [[civil rights]], [[no|but are those really something to be proud of?]]. India also has a larger [[Drugs|pharmaceutical industry]], more historic contributions to mathematics, and is responsible for originating [[Buddhism]], one of the greatest cultural elements in the history of China's civilization.

Remembering their long history of great culture and advanced ancient civilizations, Indians shit with their hand. They use their left hand for pooping, so that they are not confused when eating curry.
INDIA [[FTW]]


== Bollywood after First Gulf War ==
[[Image:Smack.gif|thumb|right|[[Typical]] Indian moviegoers.]]
[[File:Indian movies.gif|thumb|State of the art special effects]]
It is by order of Allah (Azn mod), that every Bollywood film MUST feature [[women]] with [[hirsute|too much body hair]] (arms, lips, [[etc]]), [[men]] who look [[white|western]] enough to [[Unrealistic expectations|maybe crossover into mainstream media]], and both sexes singing [[truth|piss-poor songs]]. [[sex|Physical contact]] and [[naked|unclothed flesh]] must never be seen, [[OH NOES]]! Surprisingly, these drawbacks do not affect Bollywood (Gollywoggywood, [[amirite?]]) viewing figures, and they consistently draw crowds of up to 14 [[paki|people]].

Bollywood is a the Indian equivalent to [[Hollywood]] if you haven't already figured that out (PROTIP: [[obvious|It's a portmanteau of Bombay and Hollywood]]). If you thought that Hollywood was suffering from the same old unoriginal, [[plagiarism|plagiarized]], recycled, boring, banal, retarded, melodramatic, predictable, cookie cutter, PG-13 films - than you may be grateful that, at least, it's no where near as bad as Bollywood films. Vast majority of indian movies are rip offs of hollywood movies. On the bright side, many lulz can be had (even if they are for the wrong reasons).
[[File:Hitler clothes store india.jpg|thumb|typical india clothes shop]]

[[Image:ETripoff.jpg|thumb|This are original film, DO NOT STEAL.]]

[[Image:bollywood_movie_script.jpg|thumb|right|[[Typical]] Bollywood script. Also reflects why these cockroaches are able to multiply so quickly. For reference, this old [[webcomic]] was made in [[good Korea]]]]
Another totally [[not gay|NOT gay]] scene from Bollywood. This is an Indian parody of outright stupid Indian films in general, but the film itself was ironically no better. Apparently [[irony|this also ripped off from a Swedish film]].: <br />

Indian actresses and actors are best known for their horrible acting and fake American wannabe accent. Indian actresses are [[whores]] who get paid to wear slutty outfits and provide good [[pr0n|fap material]] to nerdy Indians. Some of the qualifications to become a professional actor in Bollywood are having no talent, a fake American accent, and a face that attracts illiterate Indian whores and [[fags]].[[Image:Rani_sucking_cock.jpg|thumb|Secret behind the success of indian actresses]]

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Russell Peters explains Bollywood films.

==When Indians Plagiarize Pop Music==
[[File:Darsheel got mad style.jpg|thumb|This chubby Indian kid has more swag than you'll ever have in your entire life, you fucking sad pathetic loser.]]
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== Trivia & Other Useless Facts ==

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{{quote|These cocky contortionists aren't just a threat to our convenience stores back in America. There's an even bigger threat looming on the horizon... the food. Dwayne, I've been here for 24 hours, and I can tell you, Indian food is pureé [[terrorism]], resulting in gut-wrenching ass explosions that make you feel like you're shitting fire!|Chuck Summers, reporter from [[Grand Theft Auto]]- Vice City Stories}}

{{quote|Dear Friends.................

Proud to be an Indian and just think How much we have missed from this country. Lets all take think about acquiring knowledge all over the world and return back to our homeland and work to take it back to its fallen thrown........................

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உங்கள் ஆருயிர் நண்பன்,
அனித் ராஜன்
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| Anith Rama-something chained copypasta, showing off Indian Pride by using traditional Indian Software - Microsoft Powerpoint}}

[[Image:Homerasganesh.gif|thumb|right|Hindu gods are [[serious business]].]]

*Indians [[Fact|worship]] [[Furry|animals]]. They think cows are so holy, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkOsgXHUGs0 drinking their piss is the equivalent of Communion.]

*Indians have a severe phobia of toilets and instead defecate on "Designated Shitting Streets."

*Indians have [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm smallest penis in the world].

*Indians accept that they are Asian when it is about [[math]] but not when it is about [[My Tiny Dick|penis size]].

*Indians eat insects, snakes, monkey brains, eels, etc. Check out Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, you'll see.

*There is more than one variety of these curry niggers consisting of sandnigger, azn and the classic brown shit called dravidians

*The darker Indians are actually [http://www.thehindu.com/sci-tech/science/how-genetics-is-settling-the-aryan-migration-debate/article19090301.ece dravidan cucks who were invaded by Northern variety] after which they are reduced to southern states. They are [[Niggas]] of India.

*Indians think their accent is cool, but everyone else know that it is just a source of [[lulz]].

*As a country where one third of the population suffers from [[poverty]], India has some of the worst food in the world. Curry does not simply smell horrible and taste horrible, it makes YOU yourself smell horrible even after taking [[Over 9000]] showers. Even curry is the national dish of [[Britain]] (yeah, [[sarcasm|and everyone knows how good the Brits are at choosing food]]), though most of the white English natives who eat it would like to [[Mexico|deport]] all the minorities anyway.

*India, like the Chinese, have their own amazing [[retarded|"traditional"]] [[scam|medicine]], known as Ayurvedic medicine, notable for introducing the world to [[lolwut|mercury and lead based medicines]].

*Also like China, India boasts a population of over [[over 9000|1 billion]] people. However, because most of the [[marriage]]s there are prearranged by the families, there is automatically no passion and love to begin with, only rape, unlike in a regular marriage when you realize that after turning fat and [[bald]].

{{quote|It is generally assumed that chess originated in India, 5-7 centuries after the birth of [[Christ]].}}

*Indians are disgustingly shameless heathens and actually wrote the [[sex|Kamasutra]], which isn't a cook book in case [[virgin|you]] didn't know. Note: The Kamasutra is about more than sex.

* The four great principles of life are "Kama," or pleasure (broadly conceived - includes [[rape]]); "Artha" or [[Bailout Plan|pursuit of wealth and social standing]]; "Dharma," or finding your [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|life's destiny]] - religion and all that; and "Palma," or [[Fapping]].

* Indians believe in "dividuality" as opposed to western individuality. This means that when an Indian touches shit the bad in it transfers to him. This is the basis of the Caste system.

*India is the birthplace of [[gay|Yoga]] and is to blame for all those [[pretentious]] celebrities and yuppies who go to yoga classes and encourage "[[Goatse|stretching]]" instead of actual exercise, adding to the West's [[obesity]] epidemic.

* The Indus valley which is now in both India and Pakistan, made Indians claim that there were other more ancient civilization that are situated in India.

*Indians are proud of and will often tell you that India invented the number [[zero]], though the irony in this is [[divide by zero|inconsequential]].

*Indians being non-white minorities outside India identify with [[black|hip-hop and rap culture]], and think adding S's and Z's after every word makes them coolerz, which makes for [[lie|awesome]] sounding nicknames such as Shazz(y), Jazz(y), Sams, Sazz, Kizz, Dipz etc.

*Liberals actually believe Gandhi and [[troll|civil disobedience]] liberated India. (PROTIP: The British had no bullets after [[pwning]] [[Hitler]].)

*[[Prostitution]] is legal in India [[irony|but pornography isn't]].

*All Indians are desperately afraid of anti-perspiration deodorant. Deodorant killed several Hindu gods and led to the domination of India by Muslims. Not wearing deodorant also allows an Indian to remember the delicious curry they had for dinner last night, as it seeps out of their pores.

*In India, they worship over 330 million different gods <i>Yet claim to be monotheistic</i> - they believe "all gods are aspects of Brahma", when their own mythology [[Irony|condemns people with that opinion]]. However, if none of them are for you, simply head on over to your nearest Make-Your-Own-God temple, where you get to decide what your god stands for, think up a name, decide how many arms it will have, and think up a bunch of [[moonspeak|new chants]] to appease it.



*Indians have obsession to look lighter and they are obsessed with the skin-whitening cream.

*The word usually translated 'caste' simply means 'color', as in skin color. That little fact explains it all, especially how the blazes a tiny number of british managed to conquer hundreds of millions.

==India, Land of the Tiny Penis==
[[Image:Indian-threesome-slut.jpg|thumb|200px|Notice the disappointment in her face]]
Recent studies have shown that Indian men are [[small]]er in [[cock]] size than most of the world. In fact, the [[micropenis|problem is so bad]] that [[condom]] companies had to manufacture a [[Forever Alone|smaller condom]] to prevent slippage and breakage.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm <--Article

==India, Land of genital whitening cosmetics==
[[Image:Indian_reaction_to_cunt_whitening_wash.png|thumb|200px|Indians are grateful for cunt whitening cosmetics]]
A cosmetics company wanted to help [[Your mom]], who is a currymunching indian. So they made a [[LOLWUT?|Vaginal Wash]] to clean up all the mess she got down there. [[FACT|As it is a well established fact that indians have darker cunts than their faces(imagine a nigguh and multiply it with 50), so the product was an immense hit]]. However teh advertisement caused too much drama, lulz and butthurt among [[Nigger|Indians]]. It featured a [[Your mom|beautiful Indian woman]] who was too worried cus her [[Gay|husband]] didn't give a fuck about her. Then she found out that all this drama is cus of teh black, stinky and loose hole she calls cunt. She went to a local [[Pakistan|temple]] and prayed [[Faggot|Shiva]] to make her cunt white. Shiva [[Rape|raepd]] teh whore and jizzed all over her ugly body. Then there's long series of [[TL;DR]] and in teh end woman gets a [[Lie|whiter cunt]]. Read full story here ->[http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/04/12/vagina-brightener-indian-feminine-hygiene-product-promises-to-make-genitals-many-shades-fairer_n_1420052.html]

==Indian women==
[[Image:Poonam-Pandey-naked.jpg|thumb|250px|Typical Indian woman asking for it, not your mom]]
Indian [[Wimmin|women]] are forced to prevent from having sex until they get married. When they do they are forced to have sex with a tiny penis. This results in women [[Asking for it|asking to be raped]] to gain sexual pleasure andlots of legal money at the same time. Which explains the high population and fast economy growth. If you're Indian,it is a fact that your dad has a tiny cock, and your mom is a prostitute.

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==the brown plague==

An indian is typically a [[turd]] streak brown color and they usually speak like their tongue is glued to the top of their mouth with [[semen]]. They also have the reputation of smelling like absolute shit, and sweating curry after doing the simplest task. When talking to an indian you will be overwhelmed by the stench of shit coming from their mouth coupled with the fact they spit bits of curry when they speak. They also like chewing something called [[Weed|Paan]] which they use to paint their roads and sidewalks with plus it looks like they're bleeding from their mouth so it's [[awwright]]. Overall an indian is a terrible beast to be around and must be avoided or else he'll make you lose your job at [[7-11]] and [[fail]] to answer your questions about your computer.



==Indian [[UPE]] rackets on Wikipedia==
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[[Image:Daler_Mehndi_34.gif|thumb|Cheap-ass [[tunak]] tunak [[GSS]] fucking up another Indian because he didn't get his rupees.]]
Now that this entire shitty subcontinent has access to the Internet, Indians have fucked up [[TOW]] with their [[UPE]] rackets. Basically, Indian terrorists like [[GSS]] will fuck up whichever page that they didn't get hired for on on Upwork and Freelancer.com. GSS puts up a UPE tag and reports to [[MER-C]] and Bilby, and voila, the UPE mafia starts banhammering.

The economy of India is now based on 90% UPE and 10% cow shit.

== National Sports ==
[[Image:Tough Indian Guy.png|thumb|200px|"u mother fucking [[Your Mom|Bitch]] studpid"-DJ Rajesh]]
*[[Capitalism|Telemarketing]]
*Whinging
*Call center
*Not Bathing
*Tech Support
*Fucking farm animals
*Worshipping farm animals
*Pissing Off Everybody
*[[Zionism]]
*Burning Effigies
*[[Crap]]ping Everywhere
*[[Diarrhea]]
*Raping Mad [[Cows]]
*Posting (Boasting) on the [[interwebz]]
*Taking Over Everything
*Bathing in cow [[shit]]
*Coming to more civilized countries that aren't buried in ten feet of [[crap]] and raping everyone of their jobs
*Worshipping Elephants with [[fisting|20,000 Arms]]
*Applying bleaching cream
*[[Raep]]
*Wanking
*lynching the south indians (the south indians are the sterotypical indian)
*Pretending to be [[Gay|White]] on teh Internets
*Pretending to be [[Jew]] on teh Internets
*Boasting about their azn sized dicks
*[[Hugo Jackson|Roleplaying as a Nazi online]]
*Sexting [[Azn]] girls on [[Crap|Nimbuzz]]
*Acting [[Fag|Tough]] on teh Internets
*[[Copypasta]]

== How to troll Indians ==
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* Give them toilet paper
* Redeem the card
* Say anything good about [[Pakis|Pakistan]], anything at all.
* Tell them Pakistan [[Shit Nobody Cares About|won 1965 War]].
* Tell them Pakistan [[LOLWUT|bitchslapped them by taking Tiger Hill in 1999]].
* Ask them if they worship a dick, [[Obama|Shiva Ling]]. When they say yes, ask them if they suck it? Make sure to inform the cops of your whereabouts [[DO IT FAGGOT|before you do it]].
* Tell them they look like skinny [[Nigras]] with straight hair
* Tell them that [[Telemarketing|IT superpower]] and [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Cricket superpower]] were not original power levels until they invented them
* Ask them if they have access to toilets back home while simultaneously holding your nose, if they reply in the affirmative, ask them if they have heard of deodorants.
* Tell them Kashmir belongs to [[Pakis|Pakistan]].
* Tell them the British colonization was the best thing to ever happen to India.
* Tell them the [[Sand niggers|Mughal]] colonization was the second best thing to ever happen to India.
* Point out that their only notable landmark, the Taj Mahal, is a mosque.
* Ask them their opinion of [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] wait for their approval of him as a fellow Aryan before lulzily reminding them of his gassing of four lakh [[Gypsies]] from India.
*Tell them the Punjab province should separate
*remind them that incest was prevalent in many high hindu castes
* Tell them they are [[Shit no one cares about|not a Great Power]].
* Ask them how [[Gay|Indra]], [[Shit Nobody Cares About|God of Heaven]], rode an [[Dildo|Elephant]] through the clouds, when the Elephant clearly had no wings.
* Tell them there are [[Fact|Hindu extremists]].
* Say the Indus script wasn't a writing system but actually just retarded drawings.
*Tell them about how they got raped by sandniggers (Muslims)
* If you are in India, ask the nearest [[Pedo|Indian]] where a burger joint and/or steakhouse is and Run for your life.
* Tell them their religion sucks so badly that most Indians would rather be [[Muslim]].
* Remind them that [[over 9000]] Bollywood actors don't look Indian at all.****(they aren't they are paki's)
* Tell that [[Batshit Insane|Zaid Hamid]] is one of the greatest minds of this Era.
* Insist that their [[The Royal Family|Caste]] system is worse than [[Apartheid]].
* Ask them why any sane person would reject a tasty cowburger.
* Ask them what are their views about 500 years of [[Kazakhstan|Central Asian]] [[Sand niggers|Muslim]] slavery.
* Ask if the world was created as a result of [[Whore|Kali]] (some Hindu goddess) [[Pegging|fucking]] [[Fag|Shiva]] (some Hindu god) in his butthole with a strapon, and if so, how much lube they think it took.
* Tell them that [[NotJustBikes]] (though he also sucks) is the smartest person on the internet.
* Criticise [[Israel|Israhell]].
* Support [[Palestine]].
* Insist that they didn't defeat Pakistan in 1971, [[Fags|Bangladeshis]] did that.
* For people from the Northern India: Suggest that Tamils (people from the south) are beautiful and intelligent and far more friendly than anyone from the North.
* Suggest that Pakistan is developing more quickly into a true modern nation. (This isn't true , but it pisses them right off nonetheless)
* Suggest that Urdu is an infinitely more beautiful language than [[Fugly|Hindi]].
* Tell them [[Truth|Hindi is nothing but vulgarization/Copypasta of Pakistan's language urdu]].
* Ask them why Hindi isn't spoken by everyone in the country.
* Ask them about "Shivlinga" and aboout them idolizing a dick of god shiva inside a vagina of godess [[Bitch|parwati]], and milk dropping representing cum. Shiva also had another affair with [[Your Mom|ganga]] and [[Pretty cool guy|smoked weed all the time]].
* Ask them about [[Jihad|Kabul Hijacking]].
* Say India was such a shit country that China gave it back.
* Say Rama wasn't born in Ayodhya.
* Tell them [[Fact|they are so lame]] that even [[Slave|Mamluk Sultanate]] ruled them.
* Tell them [[Fact|India should stop trying to compete with China]].
* Say India sucked so bad the Mongols didn't want it.
* Point out that, as a country should be divided.
* Tell them that the north west indians (Punjabi) are superior in culture than the rest of India.
* Tell them Ghandi was a bitch.

== Famous Indians or People of Indian Ancestry ==
*[[The Simpsons|Apu]]
*[[Stoner|Kumar]]
*[[Tunak|Daler Mehndi]]
*[[Sanjaya]]
*[[Elon Musk|Vivek Ramasmarmy]], the gay threesome fuckbuddy of [[Donald Trump]] and [[Elton John|Elton Musk]]
*Preet Bharara, the Hitler of Manhattan
*Aziz Ansari
*Rishi Sunak
*[[Ghandi]], famous for marrying a 13 year old girl and no other reason
*[[Star Trek|Kahn Noonien Singh]]
*This one guy whose annoying ass loud coughing spread tuberculosis on a Delta flight from ATL-SJC.
*Ro Khanna
*Deepak Chopra
*Nikki Haley - Former governor of South Carolina (not a country) and US presidential wannabe (of a country).
*[[NARENDRA MODI|Narendra Modi]] - The prime minister of this shithole
*[[Freddie Mercury]], lead singer of [[Queen]] who got [[AIDS]] from [[Gay|barebacking]]
*[[Salman Rushdie]], trolled the entire Muslim world
*[[MSNBC|Mehdi Hasan]]
*[[Animal_abuse#The Chinese|Sanjay Gupta]], American Surgeon General ''(see video)''
*The doctor that delivered you from your mother's insidious, malformed loins
*[[Masturbation|Dr. Zakir Naik]]
*Most of [[Israel|Hananya Naftali]]'s fanbase
*The Great Khali
*[[NawlinWiki|Bobby Jindal]]
*Residents of [[Toronto|Brampton]]
*[[Your mother]]. That's right. She's a fucking-shit smelling Indian.
*People hated by [[NotJustBikes]]
*Ajit Pai. The current FCC chairman that has a punchable face. Seriously, fuck this guy.

== Gallery of Indian Culture ==
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{{cg|INDIA!!!|Indiagall|center|<gallery>
Image:HHNNNNNNGGG.gif|M. N. Vijayan [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vsnxa1kf04]
Image:Desigranny1.jpg|Vest saede burro!
Image:Laughing indian cop.jpg|While not well known, Indians do have a colorful sense of humor.
Image:bindi.jpg|An Indian woman with a 'bindi', otherwise known as a 'cum-target'.
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File:Indian Surfing.jpg|Indian surfing
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File:Indiaanalbitch.jpg
File:Indiafecalcontamination.png
File:Genericindianman.jpg
File:USUKvsINDIA.png
File:Poointheloo.jpg|POO IN THE LOO
Image:Moped india.jpg|Indians are dedicated to their work.
Image:Eightlimbs.jpg|1 billion people - sex education X sporadic abortion clinics = [[lol wut]]
Image:Progeria.jpg|An Indian ventriloquist and his [[puppet]].
Image:Khajuraho-Lakshmana Temple erotic detal3.JPG|A Hindu temple before the Islamic barbarian invasions.
Image:Childbear.jpg|Could that be...? Surely not.
Image:Indianbus.jpg|Is that some sort of clown car? No it's Indian public transport.
Image:Apu.png|A role model to all Indian people because he runs a convenience store.
Image:Ironeyescody.jpg|[[Not to be confused with]] this kind of [[Native American|Indian]].
Image:vishnuonion.jpg|Connected
Image:indianstudents.jpg|A typical day in the life of Indian students
Image:indian_students.jpg|India distilled
Image:indian_rail.jpg|Indian Railways
Image:indian_railways.jpg|Indian Railways
Image:soccer_fail.jpg|Indians love trees.
File:Malegaon_ka_superman_(2).jpg| Malegaon's Malnutritioned Superman.
File:Shakti_Kapoor.jpg|Shakti Kapoor is known serial Rapist and a role model.
File:Indian_shitfaced.jpg| Typical Indian after [[Shit|dinner]].
File:Meanwhile-in-india.jpg
File:Meanwhile-in-India o 111657.jpg
Image: IndiaShitStreet1.jpg
Image: IndiaShitStreet2.png
File:IndianFlag.png
File:Killthesubhuman.jpg
</gallery>}}

== See also ==
*[[Gursimran Kaur]]
*[[hell]]
*[[Afghanistan]]
*[[Asia]]
*[[China]]
*[[Faking News]]
*[[HOW CAN SHE SLAP]]
*[[Jai Maharaj]]
*[[JiZZy: Pakistan]]
*[[Baby_Fuck#Mai-Chan.27s_Daily_Life_Replicated_in_India|''Mai-Chan's Daily Life'' Replicated in India]]
*[[Pakistan]]
*[[NotJustBikes]], [[Canada|Cuntnadian]] billionaire "refugee" alien illegally occupying [[Amsterdam]] with great contempt for India's poverty.
*[[Ricki Raven]]
*[[ScriptLance]]
*[[Tunak]]
*[[White Castle]]
*[[Benny Lava]]

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Money

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BigMuppet: See Also UPE

{{notice|''This article is about [[IRL]] currency. For [[OL]], see [[Internet money]]''}}
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[[Image:Getmoney.jpg|thumb|350px|One of the many ways to get money.]]
[[Image:DuckNigeria.jpg|thumb|220px|Even Technologically Impaired Duck is making money on the internet]]


{{quote|Money can't buy love in this world, but it'll get you a half pound of cocaine and a 16 year-old girl.|[[Jew|Randy Newman]]}}
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{{Quote|Money might not be able to buy love but it does a pretty damn good job of renting it.|[[Hookers and blow|John Delorian]]}}
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[[Image:Lesbianmoney.jpg|thumb|220px|Lesbians are socially ostracized and have to use marked bills..]]
[[Image:Bored.jpg|thumb|220px|Rich people are usually depressed because they don't have any real friends.]]
[[Image:$20 and $5 01.jpg|220px|thumb|Presidents get angry at the defacing of money.]]

'''Money'''{{jew}} is a term that refers to the medium of exchange in any standardized system of trade. Ancient cultures had yet to invent [[bullshit]], and so all of their 'money' was actually just a standardized form of barter - they traded a socially agreed upon amount of a certain precious commodity such as [[Salt|salt]], or [[semen|white gold]], for goods.

Modern money has the advantage of not having any worth but what is socially agreed upon, because it is now made out of largely worthless metals, and fibers. [[Allegedly]] these worthless representations of wealth are backed by massive reserves of precious metals, specifically [[Jew Gold]]. In practice, however, nobody really cares as long as you can still afford a [[7-11|slushie]].

[[Zaiger|IT IS THE FUCKING THING THAT THE MORONS CLOSED THE OLD ED FOR]]. For more info: [[capitalism]]

If you're an [[azn|Asian]] or a [[poor|third world]] immigrant, you are considered rich by your people if you have [[at least 100]] dollars in your debit card.

There are [[over 9000|many many]] ways to get money. You can start by getting a [[job]] so you don't stay in your [[basement-dweller|mom's basement]] for the rest of your [[life]].

[[United States]] Dollars are tracked by the government-run site [[Where's George?]].

[[Image:Moneynz.jpg|thumb|220px|right|[[New Zealand]] money is guarded by images of terrifying gargoyles.]]

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== With money you can: ==
[[Image:Mastercard_perks.jpg|220px|right| money opens doors for you. It even spreads legs.]]
*Buy [[slave|another human being]].
*Buy [[Cocaine|happine$$]].
*Find [[secks|true love]]
*Buy a [[furry|donkey for love making]].

*Buy a [[gun]].
*[[Buy a dog]].
*Be a [[cooldude|pimp]].
*$ave [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], they're broke! WE NEED THE FUCKING MONEY!!!
*Buy thousand$ of low priced tran$$exual hookers in a [[AIDS|third world country]].
*Purchase gift$ for a [[camwhore]] from their [[wishlist]].
*Enjoy the [[hookers and blow|finer thing$]] in life.
*Get your girl a diamond, since all women are materiali$tic harpie$ and if you don't, you'll never get laid.
*Get really good at forplay. By this I mean taking a girl to a Jewlry Store to get her lubed up.
*Rule at Nerd Poker because you can by all the best cards in [[Magic The Gathering]], [[Pokemon]] or [[Yu-Gi-Oh]].
*Light your cigars with $100 bills.
*Buy a dildo, if you’re [[bisexual|bi$exual]] or [[gay]]
*Buy gabe butt$ech$.
*Get mugged.
*Have the ability to post on [[Something awful|$omething awful]]'s forums.
*Speak "the language of love."
*Be a [[Jews|Jew]].
*Obtain [[I will have your humility|happine$$]] and [[porn]]!
*Buy a [[Large Hadron Collider|huge a$$ machine]] to [[divide by zero]].
*Lo$e it
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*Scam the living [[Shit]] out of [[Retards]] by investing in [[cooldude|Derek Stewart's]] money making [[facepalm|opportunity]]. See [[Youtube]] video below and call him for a [[pwnage|chat]].
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And many many [[moar]]!?

== Things equal to money ==
[[File:Hellokittymoney2.jpg|thumb|right|150px|[[Hello Kitty]] has her [http://archive.fo/qNl92 own currency].]]
*[[Sex]]
*[[Love]]
*[[NephilimFree]]
*[[Drugs]]
*[[Scientology|Xenu's penis]]
*And sweet sweet [[Lemon party|lemon pie]].

Things only weirdos feel are equal to money...
*[[Hello Kitty]]
*[[Furry Art]]
*[[Zeta Toys]]

== Things that are the complete opposite of money ==

*[[donate|Encyclopedia Dramatica]] - see [[Irony]]
*Yenom
*Pieces of random scrap paper saying, "I.O.U." You is spelled with a 'Y'.

==Things to do when you owe somebody money==
[[File:Scrooge McJew.gif|right|thumb|Take note of specimen, this is who you will end up owing money to <s>90% of the</s> every damn time.]]
* Postpone payment
* Ask for more time when he demands his money
* Tell him you have a liquidity problem
* If he's a friend, start a fight for an entirely different reason. A person who doesn't want to talk to you is not likely to ask for money.
* Tell him he's too obsessed with money.
* Tell him he's shallow
* Just don't pay it
* Make somebody else pay it for you
* Pay half of the amount
* Change the subject
* Pay in a different currency
* Ask for more money
* Offer a partnership
* Offer stock option
* Pretend to forget about the amount and discuss it forever
* Offer to pay it by second-hand assets
* Ask for his IBAN account if the conversation occurs in an offline environment.
* Offer to pay in person if the conversation is online
* Ask him to sue you
* Pay money to a gang to get rid of him -and your debt, eventually
* Disappear

== Riches! ==
[[File:Rich Jerk.jpg|thumb|right|Rich asshole]]
[[Image:Animation money.gif|thumb|Rabbis masturbate to this.]]

Money makes you [[Rich and beautiful|rich]], and having more money than someone else makes them [[pwned]]. You can [[Asses|assess]] how rich and pwning you are on Adam Smith's Riches Calculator. [[divide by 0|The Calculator analyzes what you do when your toilet breaks:]]

* 9 - Your highly paid [[scientist]]s have invented new organs that don't require you to take a [[crap|dump]], so you don't care that your toilet is broken. This is known as the [[shit nobody cares about|don't give a shit]] level.
* 8 - You don't use a toilet anymore, your Palestinian slave siphons the [[crap|poo]] from your ass with his mouth while you sleep each night.
* 7 - The toilet attendant fixes the toilet as soon as it breaks without you noticing and then you [[buttsecks|buttrape]] him for not working hard enough probably.
* 6 - THE EQUILIBRIUM: you buy a new toilet.
* 4 - You try and save your wages to buy a new toilet but actually you spend it all on [[alcohol|booze]] to drown the sorrows of your miserable life.
* 4b - [[Daddy]] buys you a new toilet. Worst. Birthday. Ever.
* 2 - [[1guy1jar|You shit in the broken toilet, fall down and slice open your anus on the shards of whatever toilets are made of, causing you to stumble out of your bathroom with blood pouring out from behind.]]
* 1 - Courtney Love's merchandise [[profit]]s.

== Getting Paid ==

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== Funny money ==
[[Image:Black Monopoly.jpg|thumb|220px|Don't hate the game hate the player.]]
[[Image:Money4.jpg|thumb|220px|[[Sluts]] [[lie|love to be paid in monopoly money]].]]
A slang term that is used to describe any form of money that is not the [[United States]] dollar. Funny Money is invariably more technically advanced than real money, and often shows its superiority through [[gay|the use of multiple colors on a single bill]], as opposed to the boring dollars monochromatic tones.

It is [[rumor]]ed that [[Europe]]'s Funny Money, [[Lie|the Euro, has a coin that is actually worth as much as it buys.]]

The official currency of [[Vietnam]] is the [[Dong]], which is, of course, hilarious.

NB - Ironically perhaps, the term 'funny money' is a term sometimes applied colloquially in [[Europe]] to counterfeit notes. Therefore if you're in Paris, Prague or erm... S'''cunt'''horpe then bear in mind you really don't want to fill your wallet up with the stuff, irrespective of what's been said above. Not to be confused with [[furry]] money, which is money used in transactions to purchase [[animal]] [[sex]].

===Monopoly money===

President [[Obama]] has stated that we cannot treat [[US]] tax dollars like Monopoly money [http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2009/12/21/obama_we_cant_treat_tax_dollars_like_monopoly_money.html].

To test this theory we hired a troop of [[scientist]]s and stuff.

Experiment 1 - dollars as Monopoly money

Admittedly dollars do not have the right numbers on the front but the use of an orange crayon can soon convert them. Like [[Lioncash]].

Experiment 2 - as Coke straws

Monopoly money is easier to roll but is a bit small unless you have a Jew nose. Dollars have the advantage of already having traces of cocaine on them and so [[police|CSI]] can't prove it was you.

Experiment 3 - as cigar lighters

Monopoly money burns a bit too fast but then it is cheaper than using dollars to transfer [[fire]]. Both dollars and Monopoly notes can theoretically be used to roll [[drug|joint]]s, but they burn [[shit]]tily, taste shitty and the ink gives you [[cancer]].

Experiment 4 - as toilet paper

Dollars don't allow your fingers to burst through, but Monopoly money is softer if you have piles.

== Donate ==
[[Image:Ae-bullshit.jpg|200px|thumb|[[Idiot|Pleasure doing business with you.]]]]
A small organ lodged behind the prostate and ahead of the rectum, in the general region known as the taint. ED routinely encourages its users to stimulate this organ and ejaculate money that can, in turn, be given to ED so that it can continue bringing you lulz.

Of course, everybody knows that's a scam. Should it have been true though, the solution
instead of giving money would be to stop going to EncyclopediaDramatica, so you wouldn't
invade their precious little wimpy baww bandwidth.

===Wikipedia's bait===

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==See Also==
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* [[Bernie Madoff]]
* [[Bitcoin]]
* [[Collective Shout]]
* [[Dead-Pool]]
* [[Dong]]
* [[Forbes]]
* [[I go chop your dollar]]
* [[Jew]]
* [[Operation LIONCASH]]
* [[Rape dollars]]
* [[So Cash]]
* [[Plastic Straws|Starbucks]]
* [[UPE]]

== External Links ==

* [http://archive.fo/dNCyP How America killed money]
* [http://tryvindale.com/VsrT2sIW <s>How to make money</s> DO NOT VISIT THIS WEBSITE!]
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GSS

2025-09-04T13:16:34Z

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|<big>'''This article may have been created or edited in return for many lakhs or even crores of smelly [[money|Indian rupee]]s'''{{#if:{{{pre16Jun2014|}}}||, a violation of <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span>'s own [[UPE|terms of use]]}}. It may require cleanup since <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span> did not get the job on <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(137, 100%, 45%);">Upwork</span> or '''''Freelancer.com'''''. Now pluck that tumbi and bang that dhol, because we're getting ready for an SPI [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ydUdqWE1g bhangra party]. Balle Balle ਬੱਲੇ ਬੱਲੇ!</big>
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[[Image:Daler_Mehndi_34.gif|thumb|You might be forgiven for thinking that this is [[Osama bin Laden]] as a closet [[faggot]], but it's actually cheap-ass [[tunak]] tunak GSS fucking up another [[India]]n because he didn't get hired for a paid editing job.]]
[[Image:Worldrecordosama.jpg|thumb|Just like [[Osama bin Laden]], GSS is a terrorist master of hide and seek with his many [[sock]]s]]

'''{{wpul|GSS}}'''‎ (AKA '''[[Asshole|Gurvinder Singh]]''' or '''Garry Sahota Singh''') is the most deranged [[psychopath]] [[India]]n [[terrorist]] on [[TOW]]. He runs a [[UPE]] racket with the [[bureaucratic fucks]].<ref name=telegraph>[https://telegra.ph/Wikipedias-GSS-is-a-paid-editor-called-Pawan-Kumar-03-21 Wikipedia's GSS is a paid editor called Pawan Kumar]. March 21, 2021</ref>

==Who is GSS?==
Everything on ED is a summary of what GSS posted on the user pages of his many [[sock]]s.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160826210054/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS-1987 GSS-1987]</ref><ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Mr.sahota&oldid=510264612 Mr.sahota]</ref>

GSS is a self-outed Sikh<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:GSS/Archive_11#An_honour_for_you The life and work of GSS]</ref> fuck (Got that? Sick fuck). Born on March 27, 1987 in [[Shithole|Apra, Punjab]] but lives in Mumbai. He is a narcissist who claims to be a smoking hot catwalk fashion model AKA hot [[gay]] dude. He got banned for the umpteenth time by [[Bbb23]] for publishing his hot gay model bio again and again on [[TOW]], but kept coming back. Finally he decided that he could make way more [[money|smelly Indian rupees]] as a [[UPE]] mafia boss than as a [[faggot]] and male prostitute.

Garry Sahota AKA GSS worships Bhagat Singh so much that he wishes he could fuck Bhagat in the ass. Many of his sock user pages show off his [[homo]] obsession with Bhagat Singh.

GSS registered [https://bharatpedia.org/ Bharatpedia] as a trademark in Apra, Punjab and claims to be its founder.<ref>[https://trademarking.in/details/Bharatpedia-5379106.html Bharatpedia]. trademarking.in</ref>

==What does GSS do?==
GSS terrorizes anyone who tries to pay someone other than himself to get a Wikipedia article.

#Look for a freelancer on a freelancing platform
#Mistakenly talk to GSS
#Hire someone else
#Publish on Wikipedia and GSS tags UPE, sends to [[AfD]] or draftifies because he didn't get his Indian rupees
#GSS reports to [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|admins]] and sends them screenshots from his stalking activities
#GSS gets admins to do blocks, bans, CheckUsers, SPI's, global locks, salting, regex salting, nuking, harassing

Rinse and repeat.

==Socks==
[[Image:TheGarrySahota.jpg|thumb|Gay-ass GSS, [[India]]'s notorious [[UPE]] [[mafia]] boss]]
[[Image:GarrySahota.jpg|thumb|GSS AKA Garry Sahota or Gurvinder Singh, [[fag]] and former gay model]]

His socking goes back an entire decade.

;Early socks

*{{wpul|Garry_sahota}}
*{{wpul|Gurvinder09}}
*{{wpul|Mr.sahota}}

;Recent socks

*{{wpul|GSS-1987}}
*{{wpul|GSS}} (renamed from GSS-1987)
*{{wpul|Umakant_Bhalerao}}
*{{wpul|Chiro725}}
*{{wpul|Gheus}} - not from New Zealand as he claims, but is in Mumbai, [[India]], the world's biggest [[shithole]]
*More on the way like characters popping out of nowhere in Bollywood movies!

==Names==
*TheGarrySahota (social media)
*gurwinders61 or Gurwinder S. (freelancing websites)
*Garry Sahota
*Gurvinder Singh

GSS also uses his friends' ID's in Mumbai in futile attempts to evade detection.
*Pawan Kumar<ref name=telegraph />
*Umakant Bhalerao

If a fucktard in Mumbai is screwing up a TOW page, then no doubt it's GSS!

==How to know if GSS is socking==
*Starts creating random articles about people that no one gives a fuck about
*Sudden obsession with [[UPE]], [[AIV]], [[ANI]] and especially [[SPI]]
*Always in bed with the [[CheckUser]] and [[COI]] policing admins, who then ignore and block all whistleblowers
*Puts the names of every single Wikipedia job on his watchlist
*Multiple Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled again and again with UPE tags and draftifying and AfD's
*Only Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled
*Trolls everything on his personal blacklist over and over again until he gets the job
*Extremely detailed SPI reports about who created what and posts freelancing job URL's
*Stalks other freelancers off-wiki and has no life

==Who are GSS's boyfriends?==
[[Image:Jew_detector.gif|thumb|Did you hire someone else other than GSS to post your junk? Then hooray, you're about to have your article trashed out of spite by GSS.]]
GSS has infiltrated the system and recruited many [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s into his UPE racketeering gang. He only needs AfC and NPR permissions because the corrupt admins (bottom [[fag]]s) all listen to what GSS tells them to do.

*[[MER-C]]
*Yunshui
*GeneralNotability
*Bilby
*Extraordinary Wit
*331dot

==Mental illnesses==
GSS is a sick (Sikh) [[psycho]] who can be diagnosed as having:

*'''Narcissistic personality disorder''' - thinking too highly of himself and constantly admiring his own good looks, achievements and superiority, thinking that no one can ever successfully report him
*'''Psychopathy''' - complete inability to feel empathy for anyone other than himself
*'''Sadism''' - filing SPI's and terrorizing others is as pleasurable to him as jerking off. Derives immense pleasure from power trips.
*'''OCD''' or '''obsessive compulsive disorder''' - being so obsessed with trolling jobs which he didn't get hired for, that he meticulously and endlessly trolls his watchlist of paid jobs for years. He cannot control his sick compulsion to stalk freelancers off-wiki, taking screenshots of all of their social media profiles to send to corrupt admins.
*'''Sour grapes syndrome''' - if he can't get laid or paid, then neither can you. He will do everything in his power to make sure that you're just as screwed.
*'''Brain rot''' - caused by stinky Indian [[curry]]

==GSS in real life==
This is what a typical SPI looks like in [[India]], led by GSS.

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== See also ==
*[[UPE]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[India]]
*[[Tunak]]
*[[Sock puppet]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]

==References==
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==External links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS GSS's userpage]

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Osama bin Laden

2025-09-04T13:11:50Z

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[[Image:Osama80s.jpg|thumb|right|Live long and prosper.]]
[[Image:Binladenframed.jpg|thumb|right| Another one bites the dust]]
[[Image:BRBSome1.jpg|thumb|right|Someone is at his door!!]]
[[Image:Bernard bin bresslaw.jpg|thumb|right|Navy SEAL ambushes bin Laden]]
'''Shaykh Osama bin Laden'''{{muslim}} was America's sockpuppet and a rich [[Saudi Arabia]]n expatriate, best known for his involvement in the [[Jews did WTC|Jewish Attacks on the World Trade Center 2001]]. While [[Israel]], the [[Jewnited States of Americunts|JSA]], and several other rogue nations push a view of him as the devil incarnate or as a [[Hitler]] [[2.0]], the majority of the world's people regard bin Laden as a just and righteous man that died a hero.

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==Early Days==

[[Image:Osamaoxford.jpg|thumb|right|Osama (far right) at Oxford.]]

Osama was born in 1957 to a wealthy non-religious family of Jew origin. As a boy and young man, he lived the perfect rich kid's jet-set lifestyle, skiing at [[Switzerland|St. Moritz]], bodysurfing at [[France|Biarritz]], buying lots of rock & roll records (he LOVED Pink Floyd, and used to play Dark Side of the Moon with his Sitar for hours on end), and generally had a really good time. Young Osama even had a little rock band with his brothers, in which he played the bass. Like most other good-looking rich kids of the day, Osama occasionally smoked some pot, took a little acid, and balled a few hot chicks, mostly of the Spanish persuasion.

Osama partied easily through his school years, not really sure what he wanted to do with his life. At 18 he backpacked and hitch-hiked his way around the US for a summer, visited some [[W|family friends in Texas]], and then decided that he might as well just go into his family's business of big international construction projects. He buckled down for a couple of years and took a degree in engineering at a big Saudi Arabian university.

[[Image:Osama_facebook.jpg|thumb|right|The last post Osama made on his [[facebook]] page.]]

==Things change==

Just after Osama's 1979 graduation, however, his father died unexpectedly in a helicopter crash at the age of 84. This wasn't such a big deal to Osama, for as the youngest of the man's 27 children by three wives, he barely knew the guy. The cool thing was that Osama inherited a shitload of money. Something else, though, was that he began to wonder whether he was really cut out for a career as a construction dude. Yes, he would get to travel a lot, stay in nice hotels, have a ton of girlfriends, throw a lot of big parties, and the [[cocaine]] would be flowing freely. The truth was, though, that Osama was tired of all that nonsense; it was boring to him by now. Not only that, but most people in the construction industry are [[retard|meat-heads]]. He thought back to his time hitchhiking around the U.S., and felt nostalgic for the freedom he had felt in the great outdoors, camping out under the beautiful moon and stars.

He lined up a couple of big contracts anyway, and was just starting to build a new highway tunnel in [[Germany|East Germany]], when [[Soviet Russia]] invaded [[Afghanistan]]. Osama hardly noticed at first; he was not really into politics, and probably couldn't even have found Afghanistan on the map. Soon, however, Communist East German television was broadcasting news of the glorious and heroic Soviet victories, how they were wiping out lots of filthy, backward Muslim villages, and preparing to upgrade and modernize one of the world's most primitive remaining Mozzie shit-holes.

==Afghanistan==

Watching TV alone one night in the bleak East Berlin hotel room, something about this made Osama feel a bit pissed off. For one thing, he noticed that the girls of Afghanistan were exceptionally [[hawt]]. The fucking [[retard|Russians]] were clumsily blowing shit up everywhere, executing all the men, and raping the Afghan cuties to death. Also, the whole thing just seemed really unfair and rude, and Osama had always hated the dumb Russians anyway. He bailed on the construction job, called up a few college buddies to see if they were up for some [[war|adventure]], took a bunch of cash out of the bank, and together they made their way to Afghanistan. Before too long Osama was buying huge amounts of weaponry and military hardware and helping to organize an [[Jihad|Afghan resistance]] to the Communist thugs who were ruining everything in sight like Neanderthals on crack.

==CIA days==

[[Image:Osamacia.jpg|thumb|left|[[You|Your]] [[Jew Gold|taxes]] put to [[lulz|good use]].]]
[[Image:Osamastinger.png|thumb|right|Target practice vs. Soviets.]]

As it was the middle of [[the Cold War]], [[America]]'s President [[Reagan]] was also very freaked out by the [[Russian]] invasion. He sent the CIA to check things out and they noticed this tall Arab guy who seemed to have lots of money and [[rape|good people skills]]. America wanted to help this Afghan resistance too so they told Osama, and wondered if he would consider helping coordinate the U.S. efforts? Naturally, he was pleased to help. This Russian-fighting was the most fun he'd had in years, or maybe ever. The ragamuffin Afghan resistance was still extremely busted, but now they called themselves the [[WHARRGARBL|Mujahideen]]. With the CIA's financial backing (as part of its "plausible deniability" Iran-Contra scheme), and Osama's natural strategic abilities, they actually began to kick Soviet ass. Osama asked the CIA to deliver a huge number of Stinger missiles for shooting down Soviet warplanes. Indeed, Osama's training as an <STRIKE>dentist</STRIKE> engineer came in very handy, as he worked with the CIA in building the Khost tunnel complex in the Tora Bora hills.

American media was filled with glowing reports of these brave Mujahideen and the tall Arab guy who was leading them. It was like a game of ''Cowboys & Indians'' with perpetually drunken lobotomized robots as the cowboys, and raggedy-ass, half-crazy but relentless Afghans as the Indians. Finally, the Soviets got tired of having their helicopters shot down every five minutes, and returned to Soviet Russia.

==Gulf War==

[[Image:Osamafriend.jpg|thumb|right|[[truth|RIP Sweet Prince]].]]

So Osama took it easy for a little while and settled down. He was loving Afghanistan life; he had several [[16-year-old girl|incredibly sexy wives]]; the people loved him; he even got [[Otherkin|religion]]! Life had been rough sometimes in the past few years, but it sure beat the boredom of building freeways and [[Minneapolis Bridge Collapse|bridges]]. But then in 1991 the U.S.A. shipped '''half a million''' soldiers to the Arabian peninsula, home of Islam's sacred Ka'aba shrine, in order to protect faggoty little [[Oil well|Kuwait]] from mean old [[Saddam]].

Suddenly, all these [[retarded|brave]] soldiers from [[hippies|California]] to [[white trash|Kentucky]] were now [[DO NOT WANT|sight-seeing]] the holiest places on Earth. Here they built permanent air force and army bases and brought their religion with them: [[McDonald's]], [[KFC]], [[Starbucks]] and other American cathedrals were rapidly constructed everywhere. Osama went to visit his cousins in the Saudi royal family to tell them to knock this shit off and kick those morons out but there were other forces at work as well. The first George Bush as the U.S. President used his many interconnected business and personal relationships with the Saudi royal family [[Jew Gold|to smooth the way]] in order to get [[13 year old boys|whatever it was he wanted]].

Naturally, Osama called bullshit on this. He remarked, "You know what? Fuck America; fuck you and the carpet you flew in on." and hit the road for a while.

==Return to Afghanistan==
[[File:osama-afghanistan_1885052i.jpg|thumb|right|Osama's meet up with his old Jihadi friends-August 1996]]
After Osama got lonely riding on his carpet, he decided to go visit good old Afghanistan again to check up on his buddy's in Afghanistan and see how life was. It turned out that most of his new buddy's joined a group called the Talibanies and they had control of over half of Afghanistan. The problem that his old buddies faced was that they could not capture the capital of Kabul due to his old C.I.A friends helping the Zionist government. Naturally feeling betrayed by the USA, Osama agreed to help the Talibanies for their conquest of Kabul by giving the Talibanies $20,000,000 and a few SCUD missiles he had gotten from his former C.I.A friends. Thanks to Osama, the Talibanies were able to take down the C.I.A backed government and as a token of gratitude, he was named the Prime Minister of Afghanistan, offered 70 virgin wives, got a pimped out mansion and was allowed to bring his Al-Qaeda group from Africa to Afghanistan. Life was once again good for Osama.
==[[Flava Flav|Public Enemy]] #1==
The [[Illuminati|New World Order]] was not amused at this tantrum, and immediately [[perma-ban|perma-banned]] Osama 4 lyf. All his old European and [[W|American friends]] were acting like they never met him. It was a real betrayal by his old family friends the Bushes, but he already knew this about their weak and shifting family character. Soon the United States and Israel were blaming Osama for virtually every bad thing that happened anywhere, especially the vicious and murderous things that they themselves were doing. The ever-growing list of his supposed evil deeds grew increasingly laughable. Throughout the '90s, various countries kept trying to shoot rockets at his home, spy on him with flying robots, have sardine pizzas delivered at 3 AM, and other methods of harassment and attempted murder. It was really fucking annoying.

==Then came 9/11==

[[Image:Osama911.jpg|thumb|right|Microsoft Flight Simulator 2001: New York Edition]]
[[Image:Osama Inspire.jpg||right|thumb|A true hero aims to change the world]]

Part of the [[Jewish]] [[9/11]] conspiracy planning was to [[pwn|destroy]] some old buildings in [[Jew York]] and blame Osama and his sinister, shadowy "[[Al Qaeda]]" prayer group, which in truth amounted to a few old pals from his anti-Soviet days, but which was assigned by the U.S.A. to every Arab in the world with a BB gun or [[unwarranted self-importance|a manifesto]]. Osama was quick to say that he had nothing to do with 9/11.

{{tinyquote|[[truth|I have already said that I am not involved in the 11 September attacks in the United States. As a Muslim, I try my best to avoid telling a lie. I had no knowledge of these attacks, nor do I consider the killing of innocent women, children and other humans as a worthy act. Islam strictly forbids causing harm to innocent women, children and other people. Such a practice is forbidden even in the course of a battle. It is the United States, which is perpetrating every maltreatment on women, children and common people of other faiths, particularly the followers of Islam. - Osama bin Laden, 28 September 2001]]}}

The U.S.A. started to act all butthurt about [[trolled|"being attacked"]], declared its "War on Terror," and began to bomb the shit out of Afghanistan, in the hope that one of the bombs would blow up Osama. None of them did. American soldiers ran around in circles, catching various [[girlfriend|parasitic diseases]] from the unfamiliar landscape, shooting their fellow soldiers, dropping bombs on Canadian soldiers, bombarding thousands of peasants and their villages into dust, kidnapping 75 year old taxi-cab drivers and [[goatse]] farmers and sending them to [[Guantanamo Bay]], and generally fucking up everything they touched like a million-man [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|King Midas of FAIL]]. Meanwhile, Osama and his friends slipped away through the very Khost tunnels that the CIA had paid him to build.

==Aftermath==
In view of the U.S.A.'s failure to [[torture|capture]] Osama, they released a poorly-faked video in 2004 that showed a guy who vaguely resembled him bragging about what a good job the 19 hijackers supposedly did. Proudly released by the Pentagon, and making its debut on [[Fox News|Faux News]], the video was such an obvious fake that only the [[Americunt]] public was deceived by it. Sending propaganda in the other direction, some of Osama's friends started spreading rumors that he had died, or at least was extremely ill. The funniest rumor was that the cops on the Israeli side of the Israel-Jordan border had allowed him into Israel as a passenger in an ordinary car, not realizing who he was, and that he was hiding out somewhere in Israel. In reality, Osama had a beautiful and comfortable home in the Pamir mountain range of the Paki borderlands, with a magnificent view, satellite TV, an indoor swimming pool, and all the other mod-cons of millionaire life. He was practically worshiped by billions of people for his righteous guerrilla history, his tough stand against aggressors, his deep [[schizophrenia|spirituality]], and his Jew good looks.

==Death==
[[Image:Osamas_body.jpg|thumb|right|Bad [[this looks shopped|shoop]] is bad.]]

[[Image:FauxNews.jpg|thumb|left|Fox announces the good news.]]

On May 2, 2011 Osama's fun game of hide and seek finally came to an end. Osama had been hanging out with his friends the Pakistanis in one of their mansions just outside a place called ''Islamabad'', called Abbottabad. What exactly [[13 year old boys|he was doing there]] is unclear as of yet, but the [[Truth|most likely explanation]] is that he was about to release irrefutable proof that [[Jews did WTC]] to the public. Obviously the [[Black Jesus|powers that be]] had exact tracking on his location since [[Last Thursday|several years]], but decided to not act on this information deliberatly, because Osama inflicted a considerable, and more importantly easily exploitable amount of [[Angst]] in the [[You|general populace]], thus rendering him more important alive than dead. Naturally, this changed when he threatened to reveal the [[Jews|true culprits behind 9/11]]. In order to achieve this, [[Black Jesus|Obama]] ordered special forces be deployed to kill him and any witnesses present (2 men and a woman made the mistake to be with him). Despite the fact this constitutes an [[BAWWWWW|act of war]] against the sovereign state of Pakistan, his actions were met with much [[fapping|praise by the Jews and the Americans]]. The moment [[Fox News|Faux news]] interrupted their [[bullshit|usual right-wing fascists program]] and [[Black Jesus|Obama]] [[unwarranted self importance|informed]] the [[You|nation]] of Osamas death, there was much [[surprise sex|celebration]]. In DC shouts of "USA! USA!" could be heard and the hoodwinked NYC populace threw a celebratory blowjob party for their firemen while whooping and hanging from flag coated lampposts like a [[Niggers|tribe fresh out of the jungle]] While feeds of social networking sites were spammed with the same repetitive [[AIDS|bullshit]] as [[rednecks|everyone]] [[fapped|revelled]] in happiness. [[Scientists]] estimate that the last time comparable ecstasy overcame a similar amount of [[faggots|people]] because someone died was when the Jews offed [[Jesus]].

The [[Over 9000|thousands of wasted lives]] and the [[Jew Gold|trillions of dollars]] spent on useless agencies, wars and 'Mission accomplished' banners [http://costofwar.com/en/], looking for this one single guy, finally meant something after [[slowpoke|10 fucking years]]. As of now, the Pakistani government is still [[butthurt|debating]] on whether to declare war on America or not for [[raping|violating]] their [[butthole|sovereignity]].

{{quote|<br>
Crikey! What we have here is what is known as the Boobus Americanus. Very common in these parts, but a truly extraordinary specimen nonetheless. Notice the distinctive lack of critical thinking and utter disinterest in seeing any proof whatsoever they got OBL. No lack of evidence/evidence to the contrary will convince these magnificent creatures otherwise, as a result of the thick skull that is nearly impervious to logic. Also notice the blind patriotism it exhibits and complete lack of political awareness when it's asked what China has done lately. They funded the entire war and as a result now own this poor creature's entire country, yet the boobus remains blissfully unaware.
<br>
|[[Steve Irwin|Steve Irwin]]}}

[[File:Bdoubts.png|200px|thumb|right|Haters gonna hate.]]
The abject [[fail]] displayed in properly, or even slightly, trying to investigate the truth of this matter insofar is both severely depressing and utterly predictable. All evidence torched, corpse in the ocean and '''no''' Weekend at Bernie's style video?! As if that level of respect would have been afforded him, remember these are Yank soldiers we're talking about.

From bombed, to strafed with helicopter fire, to died in a helicopter crash landing, to shot twice in the head plus his [[waifu|human shield]], to shot once in the head and once in the side with no human shield. 'Reliable' and 'accurate' sources as to how Mr Laden met his demise abound.

{{quote|<br>
"The pics are [[bullshit|too scary to show you]], but we totally got him, [[ORLY|believe us]], no really..."
<br>
|[[Barack Obama]]}}

With a waiting public ready to suck the cum clean out of his balls there and then, the American Dark Overlord swept onto stage, shot his KFC tainted load down the eager gullets of the easily fooled masses and then proceeded to IRL ban his gore collection and outright refused to seed torrents. This is an ongoing source of rage and faggotry to [[You|some]] leading to asshatted arguments, opinions and resolutions to the issue.

==[[Shit was so cash|So Cash!]]==
[[File:Osama_is_so_cash.jpg|thumb|150px|left]]
Hey America,

My name is Osama, and I’m laughing at every single one of you. All of you are broke, paranoid, no-lifes who spend every second of their day wondering what happened to their country. As a superpower, you are finished in the world. Honestly, do any of you even produce anything anymore? I mean, I guess it's fun just letting the Chinese make everything, but they’re halfway to owning your economy by now. This is even worse than if the Russians had kicked your ass.

Don't get me wrong. You did hit me, and it was a great shot. I've pretty much won, though. I’ve led your country to Middle East-style secret police surveillance, and Middle East-style fundamentalism. Where are you respected any more, other than in Saudi Arabia? The rest of the Middle East went straight to democracy on its own, so your only girlfriends left there are the Saudis (they’re just like your new Tea Party; Shit is SO cash). You are all fucked, and you should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and one of my 72 bitches

==MOAR Videos==
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==Gallery==
{{Collapsegallery||Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Osamakawaii.gif‎|[[Kawaii]] [[Desu]]
File:Tali-Taxi.jpg
Image:Osama.fork.jpg|Can I?
Image:Sammycelebrity.JPG
Image:Ossama Jesus.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Bert osama poster.jpg|Bert is a good man too.
Image:Sheikh.JPG|Not so hard to find, actually.
Image:Brzezinski binladen.jpg|Former US National Security Adviser Brzezinski meets with Osama.
Image:Reagan mujahideen.jpg|Ronald Reagan <3<3<3 Mujaheddin
Image:Lcwtc.jpg|[[Longcat]] takes a stand against the Jews.
Image:Osama bin laden 2007 picture.jpg|It's REGENERATING!
Image:Tehhappyfamily.jpg
Image:Osama-Holo-Jesus.jpg|He is the second coming.
Image:Fake-to-real.gif|Only his hairdresser knows for sure.
Image:Youngosama.jpg|A nice personality, too.
Image:Casey touring afghan camps.jpg|CIA Director William Casey visits with the Mujahideen.
Image:Zawahiri bin laden.jpg|Ayman al-Zawahiri and Osama.
Image:Bean Laden.jpg
Image:Osama 34.png|This is what you lived all your life to see.
Image:Osama Bin Cockhead.jpg|What he was hiding underneath his turban.
Image:I accidentally the world trade center.jpg|MAH BOI
Image:osama_bin_laden_youtube.jpg|Bin Laden on youtube [http://www.youtube.com/user/AbuOsamaBinLaden]
File:Osama Bin Laden Fuck You.jpg|Quite cheeky, isn't he?
Image:Osama take me on.png|[[Rule 63|No exceptions.]]
Image:Binladenllamazares466.jpg|The [[FBI]] tracks Bin Laden to [[Spain]][http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8463657.stm]
image:ObamaOsama.png|He was just busy.
File:Osamagoodguy.jpg
[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8463657.stm]
image:Osamamanga.jpg|Also in Manga
File:New-York-Post-cover-5-2-2011-Got-Him-Bastard.jpg|[[Jewnited States of Americunts|US]] [[Fucks|nails]] the [[Bastard]].
File:Osama the Playah.jpg|What he was doing while Americunts were looking for him.
File:Osama is Awesome.png|Osama can be [[Awesome]].
File:Osama Avatard.jpg|[[Avatar (movie)|His ideal world.]]
File:Anne_frank_laden.jpg| [[Anne_Frank]] was Bin Laden all this time.
File:Lara Croft - Bomb Raider.jpg
File:Sandnigger.jpg
File:Osamabinlad.jpg
File:Osama Bin Laden2.jpg
</gallery>}}

== See also ==
* [[Obama]]
* [[Islam]]
* [[Slowpoke]]
* [[Juba the Baghdad Sniper]]
* [[Night of Bush Capturing]]
* [[Defense Industries Organization]]
* [[Saudi Arabia]]
* [[GSS]], mistaken as Osama when he wears a turban ([[sandnigger]] hat)
* [http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/binladen_cia.html CIA agent '''Tim Osman''']
* [http://911review.com/articles/usamah/khilafah.html Sammy sez he didn't do it.]
* [http://www.mediaite.com/online/pakistani-twitterer-sohaib-athar-unknowingly-live-tweets-assault-on-osama-bin-laden-compound/ Osama's Neighbor unkowingly tweets the attacks live]

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POV

2025-09-04T13:10:00Z

BigMuppet: be bold!

'''Pathogenic Oliovirus''' ('''POV''') is a virus which specifically targets websites such as Wikipedia, which attempt to allow the communised dissemination of information while attempting to maintain a level of high quality. Being an impossible struggle between two sides of a political spectrum, POV can attack in the middle and bring down the whole thing.

==Symptoms of POV==
*[[Lunix]] advocacy even in the face of utter logical defeat.
*[[Microsoft]] bashing even in the face of utter logical defeat.
*[[Linux]] bashing even in the face of utter logical defeat.
*[[Microsoft]] advocacy even in the face of utter logical defeat.
*[[FreeBSD]] advocacy even in the face of utter indifference.
*Runny nose
*Hives
*[[Dick]] falling off
*Shingles
*[[Pringles]]
*Esoteric internet In-jokes (such as the whole [[Chuck Norris]] buggery)
*Adoption of a lower standard of [[wiki]] editting.
*Not prefacing your opinion with a <nowiki>==</nowiki>[[Controversy]]<nowiki>==</nowiki> heading.

==POV In the Reality==
The POV virus [[Some_argue|is not hated by all]]. [[Lie|In fact]], all articles contain some sort of POV. So with that being said, personally I think Michael Bolton's music sucks. So does David Grohl, that fucking faggot.

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Administrators' noticeboard

2025-09-04T13:09:35Z

BigMuppet: /* Types of drama that surface there */ don't forget links

The '''Administrators' Noticeboard''' is one of the [[lulz]]iest pages on [[TOW]], and is the biggest [[epic]]entre of [[drama]] on the whole website. [[Wikipedia admins]], as the [[tautology|name suggests]], congregate there and hang out to engage in matters of extremely [[serious business]]. Since it is open for all to see, it can be a great [[sauce|source]] of amusing things for us at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] to make fun of, [[for great justice]].

The noticeboard is divided into the general noticeboard, and the noticeboard for 'incidents'. It is also ripe for [[trolling]] if you can convince them that you have a serious [[problem]] and cannot find help with it, but since the Wikipedo admins are getting [[moar]] and moar unable to [[assume good faith]], you'd better cover your tracks and do it very sensibly - just then, your trolling might result in an [[epic win]]. Wikifags are starting to block after one [[n00b|misguided]] edit now, whereas before they used to give you [[cocksucking|warning after warning]] and then apply the [[cock|block]].

==Types of [[drama]] that surface there==
*[[BLP]] violations.
*[[Legal]] issues.
*[[Edit war]]ring.
*[[Banned|Ban discussions]].
*[[POV]] pushing.
*Testing the fanbase.
*Errors and people being [[DOING IT WRONG|unable]] to do things correctly, because TOW is [[fail]].
*[[UPE]] brawls, where paid editors tell each other to piss off and stay away from their turf.
*Threats of [[school shooting]]s, which are always reported to the authorities, resulting in the [[party van]] arriving for the idiot who made the threat.
*And most importantly, various chronic trolls bitchslapping the world's largest repository of misinformation with [[IDIFTL|provoking crap]]. There is almost always a thread about Grawp or a WoW clone because some [[butthurt]] [[fag]] is [[pwnt]] with the [[MediaWiki]] title [[black]] list.

{{quote|Any title including the Greek letter "Ή" appears to be [[lol|blacklisted]].|Carnildo (talk) 01:44, 23 May 2008 (UTC)}}

{{quote|...due to [[Grawp|someone looking for Hogwarts]].|Jéské (v^_^v E pluribus unum) 03:22, 23 May 2008 (UTC)}}

==External links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:AN The page itself].
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents The incidents subpage].

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Administrators' noticeboard

2025-09-04T13:09:00Z

BigMuppet: and brawls

The '''Administrators' Noticeboard''' is one of the [[lulz]]iest pages on [[TOW]], and is the biggest [[epic]]entre of [[drama]] on the whole website. [[Wikipedia admins]], as the [[tautology|name suggests]], congregate there and hang out to engage in matters of extremely [[serious business]]. Since it is open for all to see, it can be a great [[sauce|source]] of amusing things for us at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] to make fun of, [[for great justice]].

The noticeboard is divided into the general noticeboard, and the noticeboard for 'incidents'. It is also ripe for [[trolling]] if you can convince them that you have a serious [[problem]] and cannot find help with it, but since the Wikipedo admins are getting [[moar]] and moar unable to [[assume good faith]], you'd better cover your tracks and do it very sensibly - just then, your trolling might result in an [[epic win]]. Wikifags are starting to block after one [[n00b|misguided]] edit now, whereas before they used to give you [[cocksucking|warning after warning]] and then apply the [[cock|block]].

==Types of [[drama]] that surface there==
*[[BLP]] violations.
*[[Legal]] issues.
*[[Edit war]]ring.
*[[Banned|Ban discussions]].
*POV pushing.
*Testing the fanbase.
*Errors and people being [[DOING IT WRONG|unable]] to do things correctly, because TOW is [[fail]].
*[[UPE]] brawls, where paid editors tell each other to piss off and stay away from their turf.
*Threats of [[school shooting]]s, which are always reported to the authorities, resulting in the [[party van]] arriving for the idiot who made the threat.
*And most importantly, various chronic trolls bitchslapping the world's largest repository of misinformation with [[IDIFTL|provoking crap]]. There is almost always a thread about Grawp or a WoW clone because some [[butthurt]] [[fag]] is [[pwnt]] with the [[MediaWiki]] title [[black]] list.

{{quote|Any title including the Greek letter "Ή" appears to be [[lol|blacklisted]].|Carnildo (talk) 01:44, 23 May 2008 (UTC)}}

{{quote|...due to [[Grawp|someone looking for Hogwarts]].|Jéské (v^_^v E pluribus unum) 03:22, 23 May 2008 (UTC)}}

==External links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:AN The page itself].
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents The incidents subpage].

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GSS

2025-09-04T13:04:49Z

BigMuppet: moar

{{potential}}
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| [[Image:K12-final-fast.gif|50px|$$$]]
|<big>'''This article may have been created or edited in return for many lakhs or even crores of smelly [[money|Indian rupee]]s'''{{#if:{{{pre16Jun2014|}}}||, a violation of <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span>'s own [[UPE|terms of use]]}}. It may require cleanup since <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span> did not get the job on <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(137, 100%, 45%);">Upwork</span> or '''''Freelancer.com'''''. Now pluck that tumbi and bang that dhol, because we're getting ready for an SPI [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ydUdqWE1g bhangra party]. Balle Balle ਬੱਲੇ ਬੱਲੇ!</big>
|}

[[Image:Daler_Mehndi_34.gif|thumb|You might be forgiven for thinking that this is [[Osama bin Laden]] as a closet [[faggot]], but it's actually cheap-ass [[tunak]] tunak GSS fucking up another [[India]]n because he didn't get hired for a paid editing job.]]

'''{{wpul|GSS}}'''‎ (AKA '''[[Asshole|Gurvinder Singh]]''' or '''Garry Sahota Singh''') is the most deranged [[psychopath]] [[India]]n [[terrorist]] on [[TOW]]. He runs a [[UPE]] racket with the [[bureaucratic fucks]].<ref name=telegraph>[https://telegra.ph/Wikipedias-GSS-is-a-paid-editor-called-Pawan-Kumar-03-21 Wikipedia's GSS is a paid editor called Pawan Kumar]. March 21, 2021</ref>

==Who is GSS?==
Everything on ED is a summary of what GSS posted on the user pages of his many [[sock]]s.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160826210054/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS-1987 GSS-1987]</ref><ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Mr.sahota&oldid=510264612 Mr.sahota]</ref>

GSS is a self-outed Sikh<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:GSS/Archive_11#An_honour_for_you The life and work of GSS]</ref> fuck (Got that? Sick fuck). Born on March 27, 1987 in [[Shithole|Apra, Punjab]] but lives in Mumbai. He is a narcissist who claims to be a smoking hot catwalk fashion model AKA hot [[gay]] dude. He got banned for the umpteenth time by [[Bbb23]] for publishing his hot gay model bio again and again on [[TOW]], but kept coming back. Finally he decided that he could make way more [[money|smelly Indian rupees]] as a [[UPE]] mafia boss than as a [[faggot]] and male prostitute.

Garry Sahota AKA GSS worships Bhagat Singh so much that he wishes he could fuck Bhagat in the ass. Many of his sock user pages show off his [[homo]] obsession with Bhagat Singh.

GSS registered [https://bharatpedia.org/ Bharatpedia] as a trademark in Apra, Punjab and claims to be its founder.<ref>[https://trademarking.in/details/Bharatpedia-5379106.html Bharatpedia]. trademarking.in</ref>

==What does GSS do?==
GSS terrorizes anyone who tries to pay someone other than himself to get a Wikipedia article.

#Look for a freelancer on a freelancing platform
#Mistakenly talk to GSS
#Hire someone else
#Publish on Wikipedia and GSS tags UPE, sends to [[AfD]] or draftifies because he didn't get his Indian rupees
#GSS reports to [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|admins]] and sends them screenshots from his stalking activities
#GSS gets admins to do blocks, bans, CheckUsers, SPI's, global locks, salting, regex salting, nuking, harassing

Rinse and repeat.

==Socks==
[[Image:TheGarrySahota.jpg|thumb|Gay-ass GSS, [[India]]'s notorious [[UPE]] [[mafia]] boss]]
[[Image:GarrySahota.jpg|thumb|GSS AKA Garry Sahota or Gurvinder Singh, [[fag]] and former gay model]]

His socking goes back an entire decade.

;Early socks

*{{wpul|Garry_sahota}}
*{{wpul|Gurvinder09}}
*{{wpul|Mr.sahota}}

;Recent socks

*{{wpul|GSS-1987}}
*{{wpul|GSS}} (renamed from GSS-1987)
*{{wpul|Umakant_Bhalerao}}
*{{wpul|Chiro725}}
*{{wpul|Gheus}} - not from New Zealand as he claims, but is in Mumbai, [[India]], the world's biggest [[shithole]]
*More on the way like characters popping out of nowhere in Bollywood movies!

==Names==
*TheGarrySahota (social media)
*gurwinders61 or Gurwinder S. (freelancing websites)
*Garry Sahota
*Gurvinder Singh

GSS also uses his friends' ID's in Mumbai in futile attempts to evade detection.
*Pawan Kumar<ref name=telegraph />
*Umakant Bhalerao

If a fucktard in Mumbai is screwing up a TOW page, then no doubt it's GSS!

==How to know if GSS is socking==
*Starts creating random articles about people that no one gives a fuck about
*Sudden obsession with [[UPE]], [[AIV]], [[ANI]] and especially [[SPI]]
*Always in bed with the [[CheckUser]] and [[COI]] policing admins, who then ignore and block all whistleblowers
*Puts the names of every single Wikipedia job on his watchlist
*Multiple Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled again and again with UPE tags and draftifying and AfD's
*Only Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled
*Trolls everything on his personal blacklist over and over again until he gets the job
*Extremely detailed SPI reports about who created what and posts freelancing job URL's
*Stalks other freelancers off-wiki and has no life

==Who are GSS's boyfriends?==
[[Image:Jew_detector.gif|thumb|Did you hire someone else other than GSS to post your junk? Then hooray, you're about to have your article trashed out of spite by GSS.]]
GSS has infiltrated the system and recruited many [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s into his UPE racketeering gang. He only needs AfC and NPR permissions because the corrupt admins (bottom [[fag]]s) all listen to what GSS tells them to do.

*[[MER-C]]
*Yunshui
*GeneralNotability
*Bilby
*Extraordinary Wit
*331dot

==Mental illnesses==
GSS is a sick (Sikh) [[psycho]] who can be diagnosed as having:

*'''Narcissistic personality disorder''' - thinking too highly of himself and constantly admiring his own good looks, achievements and superiority, thinking that no one can ever successfully report him
*'''Psychopathy''' - complete inability to feel empathy for anyone other than himself
*'''Sadism''' - filing SPI's and terrorizing others is as pleasurable to him as jerking off. Derives immense pleasure from power trips.
*'''OCD''' or '''obsessive compulsive disorder''' - being so obsessed with trolling jobs which he didn't get hired for, that he meticulously and endlessly trolls his watchlist of paid jobs for years. He cannot control his sick compulsion to stalk freelancers off-wiki, taking screenshots of all of their social media profiles to send to corrupt admins.
*'''Sour grapes syndrome''' - if he can't get laid or paid, then neither can you. He will do everything in his power to make sure that you're just as screwed.
*'''Brain rot''' - caused by stinky Indian [[curry]]

==GSS in real life==
This is what a typical SPI looks like in [[India]], led by GSS.

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== See also ==
*[[UPE]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[India]]
*[[Tunak]]
*[[Sock puppet]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS GSS's userpage]

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GSS

2025-09-04T13:00:51Z

BigMuppet: sour grapes

{{potential}}
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| [[Image:K12-final-fast.gif|50px|$$$]]
|<big>'''This article may have been created or edited in return for many lakhs or even crores of smelly [[money|Indian rupee]]s'''{{#if:{{{pre16Jun2014|}}}||, a violation of <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span>'s own [[UPE|terms of use]]}}. It may require cleanup since <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span> did not get the job on <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(137, 100%, 45%);">Upwork</span> or '''''Freelancer.com'''''. Now pluck that tumbi and bang that dhol, because we're getting ready for an SPI [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ydUdqWE1g bhangra party]. Balle Balle ਬੱਲੇ ਬੱਲੇ!</big>
|}

[[Image:Daler_Mehndi_34.gif|thumb|You might be forgiven for thinking that this is [[Osama bin Laden]] as a closet [[faggot]], but it's actually cheap-ass [[tunak]] tunak GSS fucking up another [[India]]n because he didn't get hired for a paid editing job.]]

'''{{wpul|GSS}}'''‎ (AKA '''[[Asshole|Gurvinder Singh]]''' or '''Garry Sahota Singh''') is the most deranged [[psychopath]] [[India]]n [[terrorist]] on [[TOW]]. He runs a [[UPE]] racket with the [[bureaucratic fucks]].<ref name=telegraph>[https://telegra.ph/Wikipedias-GSS-is-a-paid-editor-called-Pawan-Kumar-03-21 Wikipedia's GSS is a paid editor called Pawan Kumar]. March 21, 2021</ref>

==Who is GSS?==
Everything on ED is a summary of what GSS posted on the user pages of his many [[sock]]s.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160826210054/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS-1987 GSS-1987]</ref><ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Mr.sahota&oldid=510264612 Mr.sahota]</ref>

GSS is a self-outed Sikh<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:GSS/Archive_11#An_honour_for_you The life and work of GSS]</ref> fuck (Got that? Sick fuck). Born on March 27, 1987 in [[Shithole|Apra, Punjab]] but lives in Mumbai. He is a narcissist who claims to be a smoking hot catwalk fashion model AKA hot [[gay]] dude. He got banned for the umpteenth time by [[Bbb23]] for publishing his hot gay model bio again and again on [[TOW]], but kept coming back. Finally he decided that he could make way more [[money|smelly Indian rupees]] as a [[UPE]] mafia boss than as a [[faggot]] and male prostitute.

Garry Sahota AKA GSS worships Bhagat Singh so much that he wishes he could fuck Bhagat in the ass. Many of his sock user pages show off his [[homo]] obsession with Bhagat Singh.

GSS registered [https://bharatpedia.org/ Bharatpedia] as a trademark in Apra, Punjab and claims to be its founder.<ref>[https://trademarking.in/details/Bharatpedia-5379106.html Bharatpedia]. trademarking.in</ref>

==What does GSS do?==
GSS terrorizes anyone who tries to pay someone other than himself to get a Wikipedia article.

#Look for a freelancer on a freelancing platform
#Mistakenly talk to GSS
#Hire someone else
#Publish on Wikipedia and GSS tags UPE, sends to [[AfD]] or draftifies because he didn't get his Indian rupees
#GSS reports to [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|admins]] and sends them screenshots from his stalking activities
#GSS gets admins to do blocks, bans, CheckUsers, SPI's, global locks, salting, regex salting, nuking, harassing

Rinse and repeat.

==Socks==
[[Image:TheGarrySahota.jpg|thumb|Gay-ass GSS, [[India]]'s notorious [[UPE]] [[mafia]] boss]]
[[Image:GarrySahota.jpg|thumb|GSS AKA Garry Sahota or Gurvinder Singh, [[fag]] and former gay model]]

His socking goes back an entire decade.

;Early socks

*{{wpul|Garry_sahota}}
*{{wpul|Gurvinder09}}
*{{wpul|Mr.sahota}}

;Recent socks

*{{wpul|GSS-1987}}
*{{wpul|GSS}} (renamed from GSS-1987)
*{{wpul|Umakant_Bhalerao}}
*{{wpul|Chiro725}}
*{{wpul|Gheus}} - not from New Zealand as he claims, but is in Mumbai, [[India]], the world's biggest [[shithole]]
*More on the way like characters popping out of nowhere in Bollywood movies!

==Names==
*TheGarrySahota (social media)
*gurwinders61 or Gurwinder S. (freelancing websites)
*Garry Sahota
*Gurvinder Singh

GSS also uses his friends' ID's in Mumbai in futile attempts to evade detection.
*Pawan Kumar<ref name=telegraph />
*Umakant Bhalerao

If a fucktard in Mumbai is screwing up a TOW page, then no doubt it's GSS!

==How to know if GSS is socking==
*Starts creating random articles about people that no one gives a fuck about
*Sudden obsession with [[UPE]], [[AIV]], [[ANI]] and especially [[SPI]]
*Always in bed with the [[CheckUser]] and [[COI]] policing admins, who then ignore and block all whistleblowers
*Puts the names of every single Wikipedia job on his watchlist
*Multiple Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled again and again with UPE tags and draftifying and AfD's
*Only Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled
*Trolls everything on his personal blacklist over and over again until he gets the job
*Extremely detailed SPI reports about who created what and posts freelancing job URL's
*Stalks other freelancers off-wiki and has no life

==Who are GSS's boyfriends?==
GSS has infiltrated the system and recruited many [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s into his UPE racketeering gang. He only needs AfC and NPR permissions because the corrupt admins (bottom [[fag]]s) all listen to what GSS tells them to do.

*[[MER-C]]
*Yunshui
*GeneralNotability
*Bilby
*Extraordinary Wit
*331dot

==Mental illnesses==
GSS is a sick (Sikh) [[psycho]] who can be diagnosed as having:

*'''Narcissistic personality disorder''' - thinking too highly of himself and constantly admiring his own good looks, achievements and superiority, thinking that no one can ever successfully report him
*'''Psychopathy''' - complete inability to feel empathy for anyone other than himself
*'''Sadism''' - filing SPI's and terrorizing others is as pleasurable to him as jerking off. Derives immense pleasure from power trips.
*'''OCD''' or '''obsessive compulsive disorder''' - being so obsessed with trolling jobs which he didn't get hired for, that he meticulously and endlessly trolls his watchlist of paid jobs for years. He cannot control his sick compulsion to stalk freelancers off-wiki, taking screenshots of all of their social media profiles to send to corrupt admins.
*'''Sour grapes syndrome''' - if he can't get laid or paid, then neither can you. He will do everything in his power to make sure that you're just as screwed.
*'''Brain rot''' - caused by stinky Indian [[curry]]

==GSS in real life==
This is what a typical SPI looks like in [[India]], led by GSS.

<youtube>viMEhOWcxd0</youtube>

== See also ==
*[[UPE]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[India]]
*[[Tunak]]
*[[Sock puppet]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS GSS's userpage]

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GSS

2025-09-04T12:55:19Z

BigMuppet: moar

{{potential}}
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| [[Image:K12-final-fast.gif|50px|$$$]]
|<big>'''This article may have been created or edited in return for many lakhs or even crores of smelly [[money|Indian rupee]]s'''{{#if:{{{pre16Jun2014|}}}||, a violation of <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span>'s own [[UPE|terms of use]]}}. It may require cleanup since <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span> did not get the job on <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(137, 100%, 45%);">Upwork</span> or '''''Freelancer.com'''''. Now pluck that tumbi and bang that dhol, because we're getting ready for an SPI [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ydUdqWE1g bhangra party]. Balle Balle ਬੱਲੇ ਬੱਲੇ!</big>
|}

[[Image:Daler_Mehndi_34.gif|thumb|You might be forgiven for thinking that this is [[Osama bin Laden]] as a closet [[faggot]], but it's actually cheap-ass [[tunak]] tunak GSS fucking up another [[India]]n because he didn't get hired for a paid editing job.]]

'''{{wpul|GSS}}'''‎ (AKA '''[[Asshole|Gurvinder Singh]]''' or '''Garry Sahota Singh''') is the most deranged [[psychopath]] [[India]]n [[terrorist]] on [[TOW]]. He runs a [[UPE]] racket with the [[bureaucratic fucks]].<ref name=telegraph>[https://telegra.ph/Wikipedias-GSS-is-a-paid-editor-called-Pawan-Kumar-03-21 Wikipedia's GSS is a paid editor called Pawan Kumar]. March 21, 2021</ref>

==Who is GSS?==
Everything on ED is a summary of what GSS posted on the user pages of his many [[sock]]s.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160826210054/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS-1987 GSS-1987]</ref><ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Mr.sahota&oldid=510264612 Mr.sahota]</ref>

GSS is a self-outed Sikh<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:GSS/Archive_11#An_honour_for_you The life and work of GSS]</ref> fuck (Got that? Sick fuck). Born on March 27, 1987 in [[Shithole|Apra, Punjab]] but lives in Mumbai. He is a narcissist who claims to be a smoking hot catwalk fashion model AKA hot [[gay]] dude. He got banned for the umpteenth time by [[Bbb23]] for publishing his hot gay model bio again and again on [[TOW]], but kept coming back. Finally he decided that he could make way more [[money|smelly Indian rupees]] as a [[UPE]] mafia boss than as a [[faggot]] and male prostitute.

Garry Sahota AKA GSS worships Bhagat Singh so much that he wishes he could fuck Bhagat in the ass. Many of his sock user pages show off his [[homo]] obsession with Bhagat Singh.

GSS registered [https://bharatpedia.org/ Bharatpedia] as a trademark in Apra, Punjab and claims to be its founder.<ref>[https://trademarking.in/details/Bharatpedia-5379106.html Bharatpedia]. trademarking.in</ref>

==What does GSS do?==
GSS terrorizes anyone who tries to pay someone other than himself to get a Wikipedia article.

#Look for a freelancer on a freelancing platform
#Mistakenly talk to GSS
#Hire someone else
#Publish on Wikipedia and GSS tags UPE, sends to [[AfD]] or draftifies because he didn't get his Indian rupees
#GSS reports to [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|admins]] and sends them screenshots from his stalking activities
#GSS gets admins to do blocks, bans, CheckUsers, SPI's, global locks, salting, regex salting, nuking, harassing

Rinse and repeat.

==Socks==
[[Image:TheGarrySahota.jpg|thumb|Gay-ass GSS, [[India]]'s notorious [[UPE]] [[mafia]] boss]]
[[Image:GarrySahota.jpg|thumb|GSS AKA Garry Sahota or Gurvinder Singh, [[fag]] and former gay model]]

His socking goes back an entire decade.

;Early socks

*{{wpul|Garry_sahota}}
*{{wpul|Gurvinder09}}
*{{wpul|Mr.sahota}}

;Recent socks

*{{wpul|GSS-1987}}
*{{wpul|GSS}} (renamed from GSS-1987)
*{{wpul|Umakant_Bhalerao}}
*{{wpul|Chiro725}}
*{{wpul|Gheus}} - not from New Zealand as he claims, but is in Mumbai, [[India]], the world's biggest [[shithole]]
*More on the way like characters popping out of nowhere in Bollywood movies!

==Names==
*TheGarrySahota (social media)
*gurwinders61 or Gurwinder S. (freelancing websites)
*Garry Sahota
*Gurvinder Singh

GSS also uses his friends' ID's in Mumbai in futile attempts to evade detection.
*Pawan Kumar<ref name=telegraph />
*Umakant Bhalerao

If a fucktard in Mumbai is screwing up a TOW page, then no doubt it's GSS!

==How to know if GSS is socking==
*Starts creating random articles about people that no one gives a fuck about
*Sudden obsession with [[UPE]], [[AIV]], [[ANI]] and especially [[SPI]]
*Always in bed with the [[CheckUser]] and [[COI]] policing admins, who then ignore and block all whistleblowers
*Puts the names of every single Wikipedia job on his watchlist
*Multiple Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled again and again with UPE tags and draftifying and AfD's
*Only Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled
*Trolls everything on his personal blacklist over and over again until he gets the job
*Extremely detailed SPI reports about who created what and posts freelancing job URL's
*Stalks other freelancers off-wiki and has no life

==Who are GSS's boyfriends?==
GSS has infiltrated the system and recruited many [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s into his UPE racketeering gang. He only needs AfC and NPR permissions because the corrupt admins (bottom [[fag]]s) all listen to what GSS tells them to do.

*[[MER-C]]
*Yunshui
*GeneralNotability
*Bilby
*Extraordinary Wit
*331dot

==Mental illnesses==
GSS is a sick (Sikh) [[psycho]] who can be diagnosed as having:

*'''Narcissistic personality disorder''' - thinking too highly of himself and constantly admiring his own good looks, achievements and superiority, thinking that no one can ever successfully report him
*'''Psychopathy''' - complete inability to feel empathy for anyone other than himself
*'''Sadism''' - filing SPI's and terrorizing others is as pleasurable to him as jerking off. Derives immense pleasure from power trips.
*'''OCD''' or '''obsessive compulsive disorder''' - being so obsessed with trolling jobs which he didn't get hired for, that he meticulously and endlessly trolls his watchlist of paid jobs for years. He cannot control his sick compulsion to stalk freelancers off-wiki, taking screenshots of all of their social media profiles to send to corrupt admins.
*'''Brain rot''' - caused by stinky Indian [[curry]]

==GSS in real life==
This is what a typical SPI looks like in [[India]], led by GSS.

<youtube>viMEhOWcxd0</youtube>

== See also ==
*[[UPE]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[India]]
*[[Tunak]]
*[[Sock puppet]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS GSS's userpage]

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[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Wikis Suck]]
{{Wikipedos}}

Tunak

2025-09-04T12:47:57Z

BigMuppet: tweak

Tunak Tunak Tun, otherwise known as just "Tunak," is the meme that never was. This is according to the Web 2.0 generation. Although [[wikipedia]] claims it "has become an internet [[meme]]," you probably haven't heard of it (or you wouldn't be looking it up here, [[lol]].) The video for Tunak Tunak Tun was posted on YouTube back in 2005 or 2006, so it may already be both "[[old meme]]" and "[[forced meme|not a meme]]" at the same [[time paradox|time]]. Links to the video were posted later in mid-2007 to [[4chan]]'s [[B|/b/]], where it never really caught on.
[[Image:Daler_Mehndi_34.gif|thumb|[[Rule 34|Daler Mehndi in his free time]]]]
The above paragraph is incorrect. In fact, Tunak was old meme in [[At_least_100_years_ago|2000]], where we just laughed at Daler Mehndi because he was incredibly cheesy. These were the dark times of Real Player and AIM, before YouTube and Flash.

Tunak was a popular video that once was passed around that involving one look-alike [[Terrorist|Indian guy]] [[samefag|pretending to be four,]] dancing to Indian music. This particular [[Terrorist|Indian]] is known as '''Daler Mendhi'''. In the video, he is depicted in various [[stupid|gyrating]] dances involving him and his interlacing fingers, making others think he's a [[terrorist]], and stroking his left [[shitting dick nipples|nipple]] with his left first finger. Oddly enough, the draenei's dance in [[world of warcraft]] is the exact same motion.

==What could this possibly mean?==
Before reading existing theories, see if you can possibly decipher [[wtf]] is going on by watching the video first:

<center><youtube>eZ2PtEx9-ls</youtube></center>

==Interpretations==
Many theorists and experts on JewTube agree that the video was originally conceived after a drunken [[AZN|GAYzN]] fornicated with [[Pedobear]] and then became [[an hero]] for teh [[lulz]] afterward. The spirit of the unborn baby then drank the blood of a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQJD1ura7G4 unicorn] and returned to a solid state, stole the Sorcerer's Stone after Voldemort was [[ban|banhammered]] and became Daler Mendhi. Since he was the product of [[hate|haet]] and [[eel girl|indigestion]], he immediately sought revenge on all Amerifags, and thus created a [[shitty]] video that would eventually brainwash all Amerifags into zombies that imitate everything they see:

<center><youtube>Rr3DEMSgTrA</youtube></center>

==The Indian paid editing racket anthem==

When Indian [[twat]]s like [[GSS]] don't get hired for a Wikipedia paid job on a freelancing site, they go berserk, copy and paste [[UPE]] tags on a hundred pages, file [[SPI]]'s, [[nuke]] every single page they can possibly nuke out of spite, pester [[MER-C]] to banhammer entire IP ranges, fornicate with the [[bureaucratic fuck]]s off-wiki, and throw SPI bhangra parties. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:GSS&diff=prev&oldid=951659161 It's the short, fat Punjabi man dancing with joy because he just tagged UPE and launched SPI!]

==See also==

*[[Indian]]
*[[Golimar]]
*[[Osama Bin Laden]]
*[[Sandniggers]]

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GSS

2025-09-04T12:43:16Z

BigMuppet: tweak

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{| align="center" class="boilerplate" style=" background-color:#FFC0CB; border:2px solid #000000; margin: 1em auto; padding: 0px;" width="90%" cellpadding=5 cellspacing=0
| [[Image:K12-final-fast.gif|50px|$$$]]
|<big>'''This article may have been created or edited in return for many lakhs or even crores of smelly [[money|Indian rupee]]s'''{{#if:{{{pre16Jun2014|}}}||, a violation of <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span>'s own [[UPE|terms of use]]}}. It may require cleanup since <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span> did not get the job on <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(137, 100%, 45%);">Upwork</span> or '''''Freelancer.com'''''. Now pluck that tumbi and bang that dhol, because we're getting ready for an SPI [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ydUdqWE1g bhangra party]. Balle Balle ਬੱਲੇ ਬੱਲੇ!</big>
|}

[[Image:Daler_Mehndi_34.gif|thumb|Cheap-ass [[tunak]] tunak GSS fucking up another [[India]]n because he didn't get a paid editing job.]]

'''{{wpul|GSS}}'''‎ (AKA '''[[Asshole|Gurvinder Singh]]''' or '''Garry Sahota Singh''') is the most deranged [[psychopath]] [[India]]n [[terrorist]] on [[TOW]]. He runs a [[UPE]] racket with the [[bureaucratic fucks]].<ref name=telegraph>[https://telegra.ph/Wikipedias-GSS-is-a-paid-editor-called-Pawan-Kumar-03-21 Wikipedia's GSS is a paid editor called Pawan Kumar]. March 21, 2021</ref>

==Who is GSS?==
Everything on ED is a summary of what GSS posted on the user pages of his many [[sock]]s.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160826210054/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS-1987 GSS-1987]</ref><ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Mr.sahota&oldid=510264612 Mr.sahota]</ref>

GSS is a self-outed Sikh fuck (Got that? Sick fuck). Born on March 27, 1987 in [[Shithole|Apra, Punjab]] but lives in Mumbai. He is a narcissist who claims to be a smoking hot catwalk fashion model AKA hot [[gay]] dude. He got banned for the umpteenth time by [[Bbb23]] for publishing his hot gay model bio again and again on [[TOW]], but kept coming back. Finally he decided that he could make way more [[money|smelly Indian rupees]] as a [[UPE]] mafia boss than as a [[fag]] and male prostitute.

Garry Sahota AKA GSS worships Bhagat Singh so much that he wishes he could fuck Bhagat in the ass. Many of his sock user pages show off his [[homo]] obsession with Bhagat Singh.

GSS registered [https://bharatpedia.org/ Bharatpedia] as a trademark in Apra, Punjab and claims to be its founder.<ref>[https://trademarking.in/details/Bharatpedia-5379106.html Bharatpedia]. trademarking.in</ref>

==What does GSS do?==
GSS terrorizes anyone who tries to pay someone other than himself to get a Wikipedia article.

#Look for a freelancer on a freelancing platform
#Mistakenly talk to GSS
#Hire someone else
#Publish on Wikipedia and GSS tags UPE, sends to AfD or draftifies because he didn't get his Indian rupees
#GSS reports to [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|admins]] and sends them screenshots from his stalking activities
#GSS gets admins to do blocks, bans, CheckUsers, SPI's, global locks, salting, regex salting

Rinse and repeat.

==Socks==
[[Image:TheGarrySahota.jpg|thumb|Gay-ass GSS, [[India]]'s notorious [[UPE]] [[mafia]] boss]]
[[Image:GarrySahota.jpg|thumb|GSS AKA Garry Sahota or Gurvinder Singh, [[fag]] and former gay model]]

His socking goes back an entire decade.

;Early socks

*{{wpul|Garry_sahota}}
*{{wpul|Gurvinder09}}
*{{wpul|Mr.sahota}}

;Recent socks

*{{wpul|GSS-1987}}
*{{wpul|GSS}} (renamed from GSS-1987)
*{{wpul|Umakant_Bhalerao}}
*{{wpul|Chiro725}}
*{{wpul|Gheus}} - not from New Zealand as he claims, but is in Mumbai, [[India]], the world's biggest shithole
*More on the way like characters popping out of nowhere in Bollywood movies!

==Names==
*TheGarrySahota (social media)
*gurwinders61 or Gurwinder S. (freelancing websites)
*Garry Sahota
*Gurvinder Singh

GSS also uses his friends' ID's in Mumbai in futile attempts to evade detection.
*Pawan Kumar<ref name=telegraph />
*Umakant Bhalerao

If a fucktard in Mumbai is screwing up a TOW page, then no doubt it's GSS!

==How to know if GSS is socking==
*Starts creating random articles about people that no one gives a fuck about
*Sudden obsession with [[UPE]], [[AIV]], [[ANI]] and especially [[SPI]]
*Always in bed with the [[CheckUser]] and [[COI]] policing admins, who then ignore and block all whistleblowers
*Puts the names of every single Wikipedia job on his watchlist
*Multiple Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled again and again with UPE tags and draftifying and AfD's
*Only Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled
*Trolls everything on his personal blacklist over and over again until he gets the job
*Extremely detailed SPI reports about who created what and posts freelancing job URL's
*Stalks other freelancers off-wiki and has no life

==Who are GSS's boyfriends?==
GSS has infiltrated the system and recruited many [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s into his UPE racketeering gang. He only needs AfC and NPR permissions because the corrupt admins (bottom [[fag]]s) all listen to what GSS tells them to do.

*[[MER-C]]
*Yunshui
*GeneralNotability
*Bilby
*Extraordinary Wit
*331dot

==Mental illnesses==
GSS is a sick [[psycho]] who can be diagnosed as having:

*'''Narcissistic personality disorder''' - thinking too highly of himself and constantly admiring his own good looks, achievements and superiority, thinking that no one can ever successfully report him
*'''Psychopathy''' - complete inability to feel empathy for anyone other than himself
*'''Sadism''' - filing SPI's and terrorizing others is as pleasurable to him as jerking off. Derives immense pleasure from power trips.
*'''OCD''' or '''obsessive compulsive disorder''' - being so obsessed with trolling jobs that he didn't get hired for, that he meticulously and endlessly trolls his watchlist of paid jobs for years. He cannot control his sick compulsion to stalk freelancers off-wiki, taking screenshots of all of their social media profiles to send to corrupt admins.
*'''Brain rot''' - caused by stinky Indian [[curry]]

==GSS in real life==
This is what a typical SPI looks like in [[India]], led by GSS.

<youtube>viMEhOWcxd0</youtube>

== See also ==
*[[UPE]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[India]]
*[[Tunak]]
*[[Sock puppet]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS GSS's userpage]

{{Trolls}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Wikis Suck]]
{{Wikipedos}}

GSS

2025-09-04T12:38:04Z

BigMuppet: moar

{{potential}}
{| align="center" class="boilerplate" style=" background-color:#FFC0CB; border:2px solid #000000; margin: 1em auto; padding: 0px;" width="90%" cellpadding=5 cellspacing=0
| [[Image:K12-final-fast.gif|50px|$$$]]
|<big>'''This article may have been created or edited in return for many lakhs or even crores of smelly [[money|Indian rupee]]s'''{{#if:{{{pre16Jun2014|}}}||, a violation of <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span>'s own [[UPE|terms of use]]}}. It may require cleanup since <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span> did not get the job on <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(137, 100%, 45%);">Upwork</span> or '''''Freelancer.com'''''. Now pluck that tumbi and bang that dhol, because we're getting ready for an SPI [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ydUdqWE1g bhangra party]. Balle Balle ਬੱਲੇ ਬੱਲੇ!</big>
|}

[[Image:Daler_Mehndi_34.gif|thumb|Cheap-ass [[tunak]] tunak GSS fucking up another [[India]]n because he didn't get a paid editing job.]]

'''{{wpul|GSS}}'''‎ (AKA '''[[Asshole|Gurvinder Singh]]''' or '''Garry Sahota Singh''') is the most deranged [[psychopath]] [[India]]n [[terrorist]] on [[TOW]]. He runs a [[UPE]] racket with the [[bureaucratic fucks]].<ref name=telegraph>[https://telegra.ph/Wikipedias-GSS-is-a-paid-editor-called-Pawan-Kumar-03-21 Wikipedia's GSS is a paid editor called Pawan Kumar]. March 21, 2021</ref>

==Who is GSS?==
Everything on ED is a summary of what GSS posted on the user pages of his many [[sock]]s.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160826210054/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS-1987 GSS-1987]</ref><ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Mr.sahota&oldid=510264612 Mr.sahota]</ref>

GSS is a self-outed Sikh fuck (Got that? Sick fuck). Born on March 27, 1987 in [[Shithole|Apra, Punjab]] but lives in Mumbai. He is a narcissist who claims to be a smoking hot catwalk fashion model AKA hot [[gay]] dude. He got banned for the umpteenth time by [[Bbb23]] for publishing his hot gay model bio again and again on [[TOW]], but kept coming back. Finally he decided that he could make way more [[money|smelly Indian rupees]] as a [[UPE]] mafia boss than as a [[fag]] and male prostitute.

Garry Sahota AKA GSS worships Bhagat Singh so much that he wishes he could fuck Bhagat in the ass. Many of his sock user pages show off his [[homo]] obsession with Bhagat Singh.

GSS registered [https://bharatpedia.org/ Bharatpedia] as a trademark in Apra, Punjab and claims to be its founder.<ref>[https://trademarking.in/details/Bharatpedia-5379106.html Bharatpedia]. trademarking.in</ref>

==What does GSS do?==
GSS terrorizes anyone who tries to pay someone other than himself to get a Wikipedia article.

#Look for a freelancer on a freelancing platform
#Mistakenly talk to GSS
#Hire someone else
#Publish on Wikipedia and GSS tags UPE, sends to AfD or draftifies because he didn't get his Indian rupees
#GSS reports to [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|admins]] and sends them screenshots from his stalking activities
#GSS gets admins to do blocks, bans, CheckUsers, SPI's, global locks, salting, regex salting

Rinse and repeat.

==Socks==
[[Image:TheGarrySahota.jpg|thumb|Gay-ass GSS, [[India]]'s notorious [[UPE]] [[mafia]] boss]]
[[Image:GarrySahota.jpg|thumb|GSS AKA Garry Sahota or Gurvinder Singh, [[fag]] and former gay model]]

His socking goes back an entire decade.

;Early socks

*{{wpul|Garry_sahota}}
*{{wpul|Gurvinder09}}
*{{wpul|Mr.sahota}}

;Recent socks

*{{wpul|GSS-1987}}
*{{wpul|GSS}} (renamed from GSS-1987)
*{{wpul|Umakant_Bhalerao}}
*{{wpul|Chiro725}}
*{{wpul|Gheus}} - not from New Zealand as he claims, but is in Mumbai, [[India]], the world's biggest shithole
*More on the way like characters popping out of nowhere in Bollywood movies!

==Names==
*TheGarrySahota (social media)
*gurwinders61 or Gurwinder S. (freelancing websites)
*Garry Sahota
*Gurvinder Singh

GSS also uses his friends' ID's in Mumbai in futile attempts to evade detection.
*Pawan Kumar<ref name=telegraph />
*Umakant Bhalerao

If a fucktard in Mumbai is screwing up a TOW page, then no doubt it's GSS!

==How to know if GSS is socking==
*Starts creating random articles about people that no one gives a fuck about
*Sudden obsession with [[UPE]], [[AIV]], [[ANI]] and especially [[SPI]]
*Always in bed with the [[CheckUser]] and [[COI]] policing admins, who then ignore and block all whistleblowers
*Puts the names of every single Wikipedia job on his watchlist
*Multiple Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled again and again with UPE tags and draftifying and AfD's
*Only Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled
*Trolls everything on his personal blacklist over and over again until he gets the job
*Extremely detailed SPI reports about who created what and posts freelancing job URL's
*Stalks other freelancers off-wiki and has no life

==Who are GSS's boyfriends?==
GSS has infiltrated the system and recruited many [[Bureaucratic Fuck]]s into his UPE racketeering gang. He only needs AfC and NPR permissions because the corrupt admins (bottom [[fag]]s) all listen to what GSS tells them to do.

*[[MER-C]]
*Yunshui
*GeneralNotability
*Bilby
*Extraordinary Wit
*331dot

==Mental illnesses==
GSS is a sick [[psycho]] who can be diagnosed as having:

*Narcissistic personality disorder - thinking too highly of himself and constantly admiring his good looks, achievements and superiority, thinking that no one can ever successfully report him
*Psychopathy - complete inability to feel empathy for anyone other than himself
*Sadism - filing SPI's and harassing users is as pleasurable to him as jerking off
*OCD or obsessive compulsive disorder - being so obsessed with trolling jobs that he didn't get hired for, that he trolls them endlessly for years and stalks freelancers, taking screenshots of all of their social media profiles to send to corrupt admins
*Brain rot - caused by stinky Indian [[curry]]

==GSS in real life==
This is what a typical SPI looks like in [[India]], led by GSS.

<youtube>viMEhOWcxd0</youtube>

== See also ==
*[[UPE]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[India]]
*[[Tunak]]
*[[Sock puppet]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS GSS's userpage]

{{Trolls}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Wikis Suck]]
{{Wikipedos}}

GSS

2025-09-04T12:25:29Z

BigMuppet: tweak

{{potential}}
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|<big>'''This article may have been created or edited in return for many lakhs or even crores of smelly [[money|Indian rupee]]s'''{{#if:{{{pre16Jun2014|}}}||, a violation of <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span>'s own [[UPE|terms of use]]}}. It may require cleanup since <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span> did not get the job on <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(137, 100%, 45%);">Upwork</span> or '''''Freelancer.com'''''. Now pluck that tumbi and bang that dhol, because we're getting ready for an SPI [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ydUdqWE1g bhangra party]. Balle Balle ਬੱਲੇ ਬੱਲੇ!</big>
|}

[[Image:Daler_Mehndi_34.gif|thumb|Cheap-ass [[tunak]] tunak GSS fucking up another [[India]]n because he didn't get a paid editing job.]]

'''{{wpul|GSS}}'''‎ (AKA '''[[Asshole|Gurvinder Singh]]''' or '''Garry Sahota Singh''') is the most deranged [[psychopath]] [[India]]n [[terrorist]] on [[TOW]]. He runs a [[UPE]] racket with the [[bureaucratic fucks]].<ref name=telegraph>[https://telegra.ph/Wikipedias-GSS-is-a-paid-editor-called-Pawan-Kumar-03-21 Wikipedia's GSS is a paid editor called Pawan Kumar]. March 21, 2021</ref>

==Who is GSS?==
Everything on ED is a summary of what GSS posted on the user pages of his many [[sock]]s.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160826210054/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS-1987 GSS-1987]</ref><ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Mr.sahota&oldid=510264612 Mr.sahota]</ref>

GSS is a self-outed Sikh fuck (Got that? Sick fuck). Born on March 27, 1987 in [[Shithole|Apra, Punjab]] but lives in Mumbai. He is a narcissist who claims to be a smoking hot catwalk fashion model AKA hot [[gay]] dude. He got banned for the umpteenth time by [[Bbb23]] for publishing his hot gay model bio again and again on [[TOW]], but kept coming back. Finally he decided that he could make way more [[money|smelly Indian rupees]] as a [[UPE]] mafia boss than as a [[fag]] and male prostitute.

Garry Sahota AKA GSS worships Bhagat Singh so much that he wishes he could fuck Bhagat in the ass. Many of his sock user pages show off his [[homo]] obsession with Bhagat Singh.

GSS registered [https://bharatpedia.org/ Bharatpedia] as a trademark in Apra, Punjab and claims to be its founder.<ref>[https://trademarking.in/details/Bharatpedia-5379106.html Bharatpedia]. trademarking.in</ref>

==What does GSS do?==
GSS terrorizes anyone who tries to pay someone other than himself to get a Wikipedia article.

#Look for a freelancer on a freelancing platform
#Mistakenly talk to GSS
#Hire someone else
#Publish on Wikipedia and GSS tags UPE, sends to AfD or draftifies because he didn't get his Indian rupees
#GSS reports to [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|admins]] and sends them screenshots from his stalking activities
#GSS gets admins to do blocks, bans, CheckUsers, SPI's, global locks, salting, regex salting

Rinse and repeat.

==Socks==
[[Image:TheGarrySahota.jpg|thumb|Gay-ass GSS, [[India]]'s notorious [[UPE]] [[mafia]] boss]]
[[Image:GarrySahota.jpg|thumb|GSS AKA Garry Sahota or Gurvinder Singh, [[fag]] and former gay model]]

His socking goes back an entire decade.

;Early socks

*{{wpul|Garry_sahota}}
*{{wpul|Gurvinder09}}
*{{wpul|Mr.sahota}}

;Recent socks

*{{wpul|GSS-1987}}
*{{wpul|GSS}} (renamed from GSS-1987)
*{{wpul|Umakant_Bhalerao}}
*{{wpul|Chiro725}}
*{{wpul|Gheus}} - not from New Zealand as he claims, but is in Mumbai, [[India]], the world's biggest shithole
*More on the way like characters popping out of nowhere in Bollywood movies!

==Names==
*TheGarrySahota (social media)
*gurwinders61 or Gurwinder S. (freelancing websites)
*Garry Sahota
*Gurvinder Singh

GSS also uses his friends' IDs in Mumbai in futile attempts to evade detection.
*Pawan Kumar<ref name=telegraph />
*Umakant Bhalerao

If a fucktard in Mumbai is screwing up a TOW page, then no doubt it's GSS!

==How to know if GSS is socking==
*Starts creating random articles about people that no one gives a fuck about
*Sudden obsession with [[UPE]], [[AIV]], [[ANI]] and especially [[SPI]]
*Always in bed with the [[CheckUser]] and [[COI]] policing admins, who then ignore and block all whistleblowers
*Puts the names of every single Wikipedia job on his watchlist
*Multiple Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled again and again with UPE tags and draftifying and AfD's
*Only Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled
*Trolls everything on his personal blacklist over and over again until he gets the job
*Extremely detailed SPI reports about who created what and posts freelancing job URL's
*Stalks other freelancers off-wiki and has no life

==GSS in real life==
This is what a typical SPI looks like in [[India]], led by GSS.

<youtube>viMEhOWcxd0</youtube>

== See also ==
*[[UPE]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[India]]
*[[Tunak]]
*[[Sock puppet]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS GSS's userpage]

{{Trolls}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Wikis Suck]]
{{Wikipedos}}

User:BigMuppet

2025-09-03T18:16:17Z

BigMuppet: the rules page

Guess who this is? It's the Big [[Muppet]]!

He will follow all [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:ED Is Not|ED rules]] and make ED the best wiki ever.

[[File:Cookiemonsterdid911.jpg]]

Bureaucratic Fuck

2025-09-03T18:05:55Z

BigMuppet: /* Magical Hall Of Fame */ an Indian

:''See the [[Portal:Wikipedia|Wikipedia Portal]] for coverage of certain Wikipedia insider freaks. For those cast out of the bureacracy, see [[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]]''

[[Image:Bureau.jpg|thumb|Those holes are not for [[fuck]]ing.]]

A '''Bureaucratic Fuck''' is a wiki guy or shemale who tries to keep things in order when those things do not inherently tend toward order (for example, [[real world|the entirety of the known universe]]). Females cannot be bureaucratic fucks. They can, however, be [[bitch]]es. As [[lies|ED believes in gender equality]] they will be included on this page as well.

An excellent place to observe bureaucratic fucks without actually having to follow their orders is [[Wikipedia]]. Fucks tend to be vandalism patrollers; patrollers who get sick thrills from blocking people (often for no reason at all); "robot gnome" editors who are hopelessly OCD; and socializers who do no actual work on the database at all, they just hang around and take credit for things. Watch as they oppress the masses with their petty rules and stultifying, meaningless protocols [[He does it for free|without earning a single cent]]. The king of the Bureaucratic Fucks, and the facilitator of all the others, is the Supreme Pussy-Muncher Overlord of Wikipedia, [[Jimbo Wales]]. It is in him that all Wikipedians find their true calling. All hail, Lord of the [[NPOV]]! [[Nazi|HEIL! HEIL!]] Srsly.

Wikipedia is a top-10 destination on the [[Sick fuck|internets]] and ends up in the top 10 of way too many [[Google]] searches. In the real world, some degree of responsibility and accountability would be demanded of such a massive organization (like Enron -- there has to be someone to sue! There has to be a hole to stick your wiener into!). Unfortunately, not so in the case of the Wikipedofucks.

There are good, honest people with admin powers on WP. It wants to be a corrupt joke, but in the past it always had enough content workers and decent admins to more-or-less balance out the lunatics and the antisocial pricks. Unfortunately, many of them are leaving in disgust, thus increasing the powerz of the worst ones. And causing the encyclopedia content to get both longer and less readable.

This list only mentions ACTIVE [[smegma|Wiki-bastards]]. For info on the ones who quit or were tossed out, see [[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]].

==The admins==
[[Image:Wikipedia admins.jpg|thumb|left|Behold, those with the [[maturity]] and life skills to pass judgment on others.]][[Image:Crossdressing_Cat_Raper.jpg|thumb|right|And this is what they do when they're not banning your fat ass.]]
The average age of a [[Wikipedia admin]] is [[Teenager|13]]. Average penis length: 1.2 inches. And that, buddy, is skewed upwards by the presence of a [[Sick fuck|handful of degenerates]] whose only social outlet is their band of fellow children. Yes, '''the world's fifth-largest website is run by cliquey kids and the pedos who prey on them!''' As one would expect, leaving day-to-day operations to a bunch of greasy-palmed kids and fat pervs is a recipe for full-scale cocksucking faggotry. Imagine the biggest losers and social misfits from high school -- [[Sceptre|the hormonal angst]], [[Tawker|the zit cases]], [[Linuxbeak|the dateless geeks]], the [[Cyde|fatties]] and dorks -- and ponder their collective teeny-angst and [[Cutting|anger]]. Now give them the power to run a massive online community and create their own governance with no oversight. When even nominal editing on Wikipedia results in user flame wars that bring in heavy-handed "administrator" attention, the question potential wiki-users should ask themselves is, ''Do I really want my knowledge, even my person, to be judged, juried, and executed by Piggy, Roger and Jack with his choirboys?'' (That's a ''Lord of the Flies'' reference. Look it up. Or watch the movie, which was [[Shit|pretty cool]], too.)

Wikipedia is like a giant blackboard in a [[university]]. Actual instructors use it to write actual information at a few certain times, and the rest of the [[Lie|24 hours]] the blackboard is scribbled on by stupid, incompetent graffiti artists -- who also happen to run the university.

The [[Wikimedia Foundation]] is just peachy with this jacked-up state of affairs, going so far as to ''brag'' about it. As [[John Seigenthaler]] and various others have found out, they believe themselves immune to legal threats. As a non-profit, they have no assets (although Jimmy Wales has a collection of broke-ass sports cars). While they claim immunity as an ''"[http://writ.news.findlaw.com/ramasastry/20051212.html Internet Host]"'' '''{{archive|nbR0}}''', some would argue that the [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=5641 foundation's structure makes them liable as publishers] '''{{archive|bQfTE}}'''. The next step would be to pass the buck to their contributors and operations, who are suit-immune minors or [[anonymous]].

==Magical Hall Of Fame==
The really speshul snowflakes of Jimboland get their own articles on ED.

Finding open criticism of their dirty tricks on WMF servers is almost impossible, because '''Wikipedia is censored''', asshole. Every person/thing in this list has repeatedly abused other editors, violated Wikipedia's shit-assed "[[Nazi|rules]]" repeatedly, and in some cases rewrote those "rules" to suit themselves (a notorious example being Slim's rewriting of the Notability requirements). Wiki is a goddamn freak show, they are scum, and they close ranks to protect one another. See how easy that is?

*[[Acalamari]] aagh
*[[Angela Beesley]] please com back and ruin some more stuff!
*[[Chillum]] 420, maaan
*[[Cyde]] ASPIE WARNING
*[[David Gerard]] (blaaaggghhh)
*[[Fred Bauder]] disbarred attorney FROM HELL
*[[Fluffernutter]] fat <s>IBM employee</s> now [[Wikipedia:User:Kbrown (WMF)|employed by the Wikimedia Foundation]]
*[[FT2]] DOG PENIS
*[[Molly White]] liek gorilla
*[[GSS]] the Indian [[UPE]] [[terrorist]]
*[[Gwen Gale]] nutso lesbo
*[[Hipocrite]] don't blame him, he's Serbian
*[[Ironholds]] needs moar dicks shoved in his face
*[[Jayjg]] Heeb From Hell
*[[Jdforrester]] ate the Queen whole
*[[Jehochman]] SEO expert using WP as an SEO source
*[[Jéské Couriano]] ASPIE WARNING
*[[JzG]] he wants to ride his bicycle
*[[Krimpet]] is NOT a boy
*'''{{fandomlink|nfs|User:LeMansRacer|Need for Speed Wikia's LeMansRacer}}''' Ban: Infinite / Reason: "Disruptive Editing" (WTF?)
*[[Mark Pellegrini]] and his 10 bowling balls
*[[Masem]] IS A BRONY!!
*[[MONGO]] IS A PUKE!!
*[[MuZemike]] asshole
*[[NawlinWiki]] super-asshole and obsessed with having sex with [[Grawp]]
*[[Ryan Postlethwaite]] is a chav
*[[Sam Blacketer]] is a [[ghey]] political doodlebug
*[[SlimVirgin]] is just plain scary
*[[Thatcher]] almost forgotten
*[[Tiptoety]] fake cop
*[[The Cavalry]] ha ha ha
*[[Ulf Larsen]] - [[Oldfag]] [[Norwegian]] sex-pest
*[[WJBscribe]] Double ha ha ha
*[[Werdna]] meh
*[[Wikipedia IRC Bouncers]] faggotry supreme

*Extra-special mention for [[Erik Möller]], (ex) Wikimedia Deputy Director. Fuck you with a chainsaw, Erik. They pay (oops ''paid'' lol) him a ''six-figure salary'' to fuck things up.
*And don't forget [[Essjay]]. That was when Wikipedia started its slow decline.

<sub>Subscript text</sub>==[[Centipedes|Bureaucratic fucks? In my ED?]]==
ED is not [[TOW]], although new users often expect strange and alien [[TOW]] concepts like ''respect'', ''natural justice'', and ''human rights'' when they get here. While on [[TOW]] these mechanisms are in place to ensure fairness and equity, on ED they exist largely to foster such abuse, generating further lulz at the expense of hapless victims, including locking their talk pages after banning them, then sodomizing their [[FT2|dogs]]. To further assist in milking the [[lolcow]], [[ED:ARBCHAT]] was created. Some poor fools would like to think this is their ticket to salvation and a return to the loving embrace of the greater ED community, but really it is just another heartbreakingly macabre circus ring for the cadaverous and hideous net-denizens that tyrannically rule ED to lighten their unbeating and blackened hearts with drama, like an ocean trying to warm itself around a candle. And you love it.

For an example of all this in action, see [[Strwbrri_shrtck/Chatlog|this transcript of a shocking, Stalinesque arbchat show trial, conducted purely for purposes of propaganda, persecution of class enemies, and lulz]]. Or just shrug it off as [[tl;dr]] and skip below to some much lulzier profiles of the bureaucratic fucks over at Wikipedantry.

==Roll call!!==
Below are some less-important fucks. They don't deserve their own separate articles, because it is lulzier if we disregard their "valuable contributions" to Wikipedia. Cue recorded laughter.

=== Bbb23 ===
Bbb23 is a rude as hell wikinigger who has his own article now! Go read it: {{main|Bbb23}}

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=== Bsadowski1 ===
[[File:Jimbofan.PNG|thumb|right|A previous version of Brian's userpage, before he was informed on how creepy this was.]]
'''{{wpul|Bsadowski1}}''' ([[IRL Powerword]] Brian Sadowski) was a 20-year-old high school dropout from Chicago, who, like Bongwarrior, spent all day reverting vandalism and smoking pot instead of getting a job. His extreme obsessive compulsive behaviors are what truly distinguish himself from other admins. These include:
#Never sleeping, seriously he never gets off.
#Stalking edits on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|non-Wikimedia wikis]].
#Extreme recent changes patrol on <b>ALL WIKIS</b> (even the ones nobody edits anyway).

He has also been known as a major [[lolcow]], as he attempts to negotiate with long term [[Vandal|vandals]] in every way possible. He has gone as far as to [[No life|spend days tracking down potential sockpuppets]] of well known vandals. It should be noted that he has never made any meaningful contributions, rather his account (which has been active since 2004) has done nothing but revert vandalism and fix spelling errors.

{{Quote|<Brian_S> Just fuck off okay?|Bsadowski1, insulting a troubled editor rather than helping him.}}

No surprise, he's been doing very little work on WP in recent years. No fun!

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=== Doug Weller ===
[[image:Wikipediaadmindougweller.png|right]]
'''{{wpul|Doug_Weller|Doug Weller}}''' is an ''old'', creaky, unrepentant Wikipedia administrator/crapmonkey from the UK. He was born in 1941 or 1942, and he's mainly interested in archaeology and anthropology. Despite not actually having a [[bullshit|college degree]]. Ask any actual qualified archaeologist with a professional interest in the history of the Middle East about Doug. He's been trolling [[Usenet]] on the subject for more than 20 years, and left a trail of ruined careers and furious "actual experts" in his wake. (He claims he "dropped out of Yale" as if we were supposed to give him extra credit for failing.) On his user page, Doug tells us "he's number #190 in the list of most active wikipedians". Doug's flaws don't stop there - he's also a bitter old Lefty. Doug doesn't particularly like his own country or culture, and he uses wikipedia to express that attitude. While wikipedia has brought Douglas more 3rd-World friends, he's put a lot of people [[raep|offside]].

Douglas lives in South Normanton, Derbyshire with his wife Helen. Their [http://www.quiltersguild.org.uk/events/view/derbyshire-area-day contact details can be found here] '''{{archive|RAJSH}}'''.

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[[File:DougsDestruction.jpg|thumb|[[troll art]] featuring Doug]]

Update: In the January and February of 2022, Doug announced that he has a heart condition, sleep apnea, Parkinson's, and liver cancer. In October 2024, he announced that he is off chemo therapy and his doctor told him that he has "months, not years" to live.

New Drama: In May 2025, some dickhead zogald-supporting zionist confederate homophobic retard wiki editor named "Dotesconks" used a sock puppet named "Iwishiwasinthelandofcotton" to make a mongoloid comment on Doug's talk page.

"When people like you are in the dirt (mentally ill), Christ will finally come back. Trump and Elon, even if they are not cs are still doing good for this country. God Bless. God punished you by giving you parkinsons. This is what ATheists get. Heil Trump!"

Dotesconks did this because Dotesconks tattle taled on another editor for edit warring and being mean on talk pages... even though Dotesconks was guilty of the same crap.

The admins reviewed his sperg edits and discussed if they should ban DotesConks. Doug, who hates zionists, said yes, which is why Dotesconks made the comment on Doug's talk page.

(((Dotesconks))) was sentenced to death by the admiralty.

=== Dmcdevit ===
[[Image:Dominic McDevitt-Parks.jpg|thumb|Dominic looking cool in his new [[Glasses Teenager|glasses]].]]
'''{{wpul|Dmcdevit}}''' (now renamed to '''{{wpul|Dominic}}''', magic word Dominic McDevitt-Parks) is a 22-year-old checkuser, [[oversight]]er, and former [[Internet court|arbitrator]] who talks on-wiki in the dully dulcet tones of a 45-year-old hippie burnout transcendental meditation counselor — but schemes behind everyone's back like a fat 8th grade girl with [[no friends]]. He is at the center of the recent TOW — genius! — discovery that admins are mean, bored, and conspire to fuck people over on the TOW admin IRC channel. No names were named until… McDevitt failed to cut himself out of an arbcom case involving [[Wikipedia:User:Irpen|Irpen]], and another admin said:
"I saw a sitting arbitrator (User:Dmcdevit) and a few [[Lie|highly respected]] admins discussing the way to get rid of a productive user (Irpen) via a 'slow administrative process that looked like arbcom to them'."[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration&diff=prev&oldid=103556143] McDevitt is lying low now, hoping it will blow over, and would appreciate your assistance in smearing further shit on his newly shitty reputation, plus as much bad publicity as possible.[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Dmcdevit&diff=104517437&oldid=104045772] He also likes [[Troll|to let disputes escalate]] [[I did it for the lulz|for the fun of it]],[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/CharlotteWebb/Evidence#The_blocking_.22spree.22_of_CharlotteWebb.27s_IPs_was_performed_by_User:Dmcdevit_with_an_automated_script][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20070617000000&limit=523&type=block&user=Dominic] but the arbcom doesn't sanction their buddies.

One of Dominic's favorite pastimes is oversighting whatever the fuck he wants because, although oversighters are supposed to follow strict policies, this is [[Truth|never done in practice]]. He also enjoys oversighting personal attacks against [[Wikipedo]]s and hiding their [[dox]].

He's from [[North Britain|Shits]]dale, [[Arizona]], and went to [[Book|Reed]] [[College]] in [[Portland]], Oregon. His little scrawny ass is now plugged deep into Jimbosocket. '''{{archive|Z4fHF}}''' {{webcite|5nLJ9GO6D}} ([http://archive.today/2013.05.06-005436/http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/hivemind.html%23223 long URL])

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===Ed Poor===
[[Image:Ed Poor.JPG|thumb|Uncle Ed, the very essence of [[failure]].]]

"Uncle Ed" is perhaps the best example of a bureaucratic fuck: he does everything [[German|by the book]]. Poor works for [[ABC]] and has been quite clear that he does not want people to mention this, as ABC might find out that he is a Wikipedia-editing [[Moonie]]. Ed Poor likes to ban people for things like asking for their talk page to be unprotected. He is a disgraced ex-administrator on Wikipedia; however, he still holds sysops on Andy Schlafly's [[Conservapedia]]. His main claim to fame during his tenure as a TOW admin and bureaucrat was deleting the [[VFD]] page on Wikipedia, and crashing the [[server]] for fifteen minutes.

His abuse there got so bad that a true hero, FuelWagon, became a martyr and sacrificed himself to stop Ed Poor. This led to a big session of Arbcom (Wikipedia's [[e-court]], complete with a totalitarian-chic name). Arbcom, of course, decided that they should ban FuelWagon. However, the case drew lots of attention and Ed Poor pretended to step down out of embarrassment (some wrongly think he was desysopped, but it was by choice). However, being a sneak and [[Wikipedophile|addict]], he never really stepped down, simply continuing with another account.
In July 2008, Ed Poor [[LMAO|unsuccessfully]] [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3AEd_Poor&diff=226552368&oldid=226537746#Your_RfA_was_unsuccessful attempted] '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Ed_Poor_2|to regain}}''' his adminship powers at TOW.

[[Image:TwoMeters.png|thumb|Ed Poor's magnum opus]]
Ed Poor upon learning Harry Potter 7 spoilers, "I would NOT have wanted to know any of the points you mentioned before reading Year 7. Bad enough I found out that [[Snape kills Dumbledore]] before reading Year 6."

As a Conservapedian, Poor has hit rock bottom on TOW, desysopped as "punishment" and creating stubs so absurdly stupid even his equally stupid peers have to delete them. His work included an article titled "Two Meters", which only said [[O RLY|"Two meters is 6 feet, 6 3/4 inches"]], and a category for "Movies about football coaches with 11-year-old daughters". But his most disturbing editing relates to lewd commentaries about young girls, especially when he discusses specific scenes from movies and, guess what, [[anime]] [https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Pretty_Soldier_Sailor_Moon&diff=prev&oldid=642188]. He had his ass handed to him repeatedly by his fellow Wikipedia "loving and caring" inside gang, for daring to do [[business]] with [[Anus|Andy Schlafly]].

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=== Elonka ===
[[Image:Elonka Dunin.jpg|right|thumb|Aaagh scary grandma - Elonka [[attention whore|attentionwhoring]]. ]]
'''{{wpul|Elonka|Elonka Dunin}}''' (not to be confused with [[Elon Musk]]) is a [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|self-important]], [[ugly|hideous]] [[hambeast]]. She uses her admin title to garner her extreme [[narcissism]] and false feelings of worth, and is in the "Top 200" editors of Wikipedia. You should be scared of Elonka. Try to imagine [[your mom]] on [[meth]] and [[coke]], and with "[[Catholic]] guilt" thrown on top. And a high-ranking assplayer in [[Jimbo]]'s Pink Sparkly Dick Factory. If that's not disturbing enough, read on.

She has written an entire '''{{wikilink|Elonka_Dunin|Wikipedia bio}}''' promoting herself, despite having done nothing notable except to be in some shit mockumentary about secret codes for a couple seconds, and self-publishing some shitty puzzle books. Her wiki page is full of [[shit no one cares about]], from where she took her vacation [[last Thursday]] to a list of every distant [[incest|relative]] in existence. She also has a useless website detailing all of her minute "accomplishments" [https://www.elonka.com/ here].

She is tagged as a "cryptographer", despite having no formal education. She has no problem comparing herself to others with actual degrees or careers in the field. Nor of writing articles about her psychotic Polish relatives, and her friends like Danah Boyd. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Elonka_2|}}'''

[[Troll]] with extreme care, as a whole mass of her disgusting, desperate [[fantard|fanbois]] will spam threats and lock your userpage.

An extreme [[feminazi]], she will become incredibly [[offended]] by using non-gender neutral terms such as "dude" or "those guys". Elonka will blame sexism when her obnoxious, [[Asperger's Syndrome|anti-social]] behavior is discussed by anyone. Despite this, she is repulsed by
[[Faggot|gays]], and is convinced that they are trying to take over the world with their anti-family agenda, starting with her Wikipedia article. (See [[WJBscribe|WJBscribe]] for examples of her batshit [[Insane|insanity]]. Boddy sucks her dick on an almost daily basis.).

Despite this terribly warped worldview, Elonka still uses her gender as a crutch and unfairly uses it to advance in life any way she can. She works at a [[video game|vidya gaem]] company, where she probably uses her vast and stanky [[vagina]] to talk the boss into not firing her for constantly fucking everything up.

To observe her in her natural habitat, simply go to a local [[Convention|convention]] and watch her get sloppily drunk while wearing a disgustingly short leather miniskirt as she tries to fuck some unfortunate [[jailbait|college boys]]. Note that they are all young enough to be her [[Pedophilia|grandson]]. Regular attendees have made this into an inside joke, while others look on in sincere pity. For obvious reasons, she is 51 and still single.

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===Gamaliel===
{{main|Gamaliel}}
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=== James Heilman ===
[[File:This is what a circumphile looks like.jpg|thumb|This is what a circumphile looks like.]]
{{main|Doc James}}
James Heilman, known under the alias [[Doc James]], is a circumphile who wants anything negative about [[circumcision|the cutting of the foremost part of the male reproductive organ]] to be kept out of Wikipedia in a desparate attempt to inflate his confidence that was hurt by his own circumcision.

James Heilman secretly wishes he had a [[foreskin]]. Because he doesn't, he dedicated himself to making the foreskin appear as negatively as possible on Wikipedia. As the saying goes, people hate what they can't have.

He promotes the fraudulent studies by his circumphile buddy Brian J. Morris while trying to keep Morris' name out of the article so people don't begin to notice.<ref>[http://archive.today/2021.05.08-004141/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&diff=next&oldid=704870394&diffonly=1 Circumcision: Difference between revisions - Wikipedia (14 February 2016)] '''{{archive|BCKG7}}'''</ref>

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=== JJMC89 ===
JJMC89, also known as Sir J. J. McDonalds 89, thinks of himself as above other administrators. He is bothered by another administrator daring to undelete a page deleted by him without his express consent.<ref>'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia_talk:Requests_for_undeletion/Archive_4|Wikipedia talk:Requests for undeletion/Archive 4 - Wikipedia}}''' - ''"I certainly would object to someone undeleting something I G5'd without discussing it with me first."'' - JJMC89</ref> He occasionally passes by the requests for undeletion for the sole purpose of throwing all requests for pages deleted under the "G5" criterium out of the window.<ref>[http://archive.today/2023.10.09-184849/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=%22JJMC89%22+%22this+page+was+deleted+in+accordance+with+criterion+for+speedy+deletion+G5%22&prefix=Wikipedia:Requests_for_undeletion/&title=Special:Search&profile=advanced&fulltext=1&ns0=1 search] '''{{archive|wpE0U}}'''</ref> The G5 policy allows the deletion of pages written by someone disliked by an administrator, even if the page is of good quality.

In 2022, JJMC89 attempted to become an English Wikipedia CheckUser while being an Ombudsperson, the group which is supposed to hold CheckUsers accountable, at the same time. [[sarcasm|Definitely not power-hungry]].<ref>'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee/CheckUser_and_Oversight/2022_CUOS_appointments#JJMC89|Wikipedia:Arbitration Committee/CheckUser and Oversight/2022 CUOS appointments - Wikipedia § JJMC89}}'''</ref>

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===Juliancolton===
[[File:Julian Colton Diamond.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]
Juliancolton (RL Julian Colton Diamond) is the little man-boy who sucks everyone's dick, even though he claims to be asexual.<ref>'''{{wpul|Juliancolton|User:Juliancolton - Wikipedia}}''' - see top icon </ref> Showed up at age 12, and was showed off as a "mature Wikipediot", then needed three tries to become an admin. At 17 he blocked [[sex|a TOW admin]]. He currently lives in New York and attends Millbrook High School after being homeschooled by his parents. Hurricanes and military history (and deleting things) make him all moist inside. Otherwise, nobody home; he's an empty suit.

Update: He has not editted at all since September 17th, 2024. He was becoming more and more inactive even before that. On May 1st, 2025, he was warned that he could be de-admined if this lack of activity continues.

*'''{{wpul|Juliancolton|Juliancolton's Wikipedia user page}}'''.
*[mailto:Juliancolton2@yahoo.com drop him an email]
*'''{{twitter|juliancd38|follow him on twitter}}'''

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===Liz===
[[File:Wikipediaadministratorliz.jpg|frameless|100px|right]]
Is it a lizard or a manlady? Hard to know.

[[File:The proudest achievement in the miserable life of W-admin Liz.png|thumb|100px|The proudest achievement in the miserable life of Wikipedia administratress Liz. ]]
In October 2021, Liz has wiped hundreds of valid geographical articles off the face of planet Wikipedia because - oh dear - the person who wrote it happens to have been blocked in 2018 over a minor incident. Three years earlier.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log/delete/Liz?offset=20211027&limit=500 Deletion log of Liz (October 26th, 2021)]</ref>

For this amazing contribution to society, people will [[Not|sorely]] miss Liz when she is gone.

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===Orangemike===
We tell people how fucking stupid and insane '''{{wpul|Orangemike|Mike Lowrey}}''' is, and they don't believe us. Unquestionably he's one of the worst administrators in the history of Jimbo Mimbo's Dick Inflation shoppe. No question of it. Mike only wears orange clothes. He smells bad, forgetting to wash regularly because he's too busy being a sci-fi fan. He's so left-wing he's incoherent (yes, he claims to be both a Wobblie and a Quaker). You name it and he's abused it. We can't even begin to list all his petty fuckups, so this selection will have to do.
[[image:OrangeMikeAtCampusTraining.jpg|right|thumb|if you saw this coming at you in the woods, you'd call the cops]]
#Dirty tricks were used to push through his adminship in 2007. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Orangemike|}}'''
#Used Wikipedia to promote his favorite Milwaukee bookstore, and fought off anyone who thought it was a "COI" issue. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Renaissance_Books&diff=106734296&oldid=101137240][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Renaissance_Books&oldid=50524380]
#But hates "paid" and "COI" editors with insane lust. Criticising him will get you banned, regardless how right you may be. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Contextflexed&action=edit] If your username even vaguely resembles that of a business, Mike will hardblock it with no explanation, and scream at you if you try to ask for unblocking.
#[[Durova]] tried to use an official WMF podcast to show the process of creating a new Wikipedia article. Right in the middle of the podcast, fuckhead Mike deleted it. '''{{archive|8zLtK}}'''
#Mike doesn't like anything that might even suggest conspiracies. '''{{archive|VK6g4}}'''
#Ask the user '''{{wpul|TuftsWebComm}}''' about Mike.
#A porn star [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Editor_assistance/Requests&diff=prev&oldid=371019769 politely requested] that some unsourced defamation be removed from his Wikipedia bio. Mike blocked him forever. Attempts to delete the article cause Mike to crawl out of his fetid dungeon and scream "KEEP".
#He improperly deleted the article about Escondido (CA) city council member Olga Diaz, and got his ass news-media coverage. '''{{archive|klLFJ}}''' It was later '''{{wikilink|Olga_Diaz|recreated}}''' by [[Fred Bauder]], over Mike's objections.
#Editor Cla68 put a joke offer to edit for pay on his userpage. Mike shrieked for his head, and was ignored. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive749#User:Cla68_advertising_his_services_as_a_paid_Wikipedia_editor|}}'''
#An openly-announced attempt to rewrite the poor article about the "Cracker Barrel" restaurant chain attracted screams of rage from Mike, apparently because he doesn't like the company. '''{{wikilink|Talk:Cracker_Barrel/Archive_2#Why_I_replaced_the_COI_tag|}}''' He failed, okay?
#A paid editor declared his COI and politely asked how to replace an old article about his employer. Mike blocked the account in a manner intended to keep him off Wikipedia permanently. [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=311]

Mike is an embarrassment. But they won't get rid of his ass. Conclusion, Wikipedia is too corrupt to save.
*'''{{ljuser|orangemike|Livejournal}}'''
*'''{{archive|vg1xL|Vanity website}}'''

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===Uncle G===
[[image:Ralph s.PNG|right|thumb|creepy!]]
'''{{wpul|Uncle_G|Uncle G}}''', aka "Lucky 6.9", aka "[[PMDrive1061]]", aka [[Ralph Squillace]], is a [[Wikipedia]] [[Bureaucratic Fuck|administrator]] who has been around for [[at least 100 years|a fucking long time]]. He is [[Notability|notable]] because even though he is an administrator, he has no user page, in fact refuses to create one. This [[Angry_German_Kid|pissed off]] a bunch of people when he nominated himself for consideration as administrator, resulting in great [[lulz]] in the voting process. He spent months sucking up to [[Jimbo Wales]], and still screwed up.

From his '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Uncle_G|first failed RFA}}''':
<blockquote>'''VERY strongly oppose'''. Clearly Uncle G doesn't accept community consensus, because he still refuses to create a userpage. To us, the arrogance of not listening to the community is worse than not having a userpage. And, in turn, it's not the lack of a userpage that bothers me as much as the red link and its implications on Recent Changes, votes, polls, and other such things. It's disruptive and it wastes everyone's time. '''{{wikilink|WP:POINT|We're here to build an encylopedia and be part of a wiki community, not to make an ideological point}}'''. <span style="color:red; font-weight:bold;">If Uncle G simply redirects his userpage to his user talk page, then I would support</span>.</blockquote>

<blockquote>'''Oppose'''. It's fine for editors to contribute without a user page, but it's not fine for admins. It rather seems like a policeman or any other official insisting on performing the job without wearing a uniform to identify himself properly. Uncle G needs '''neither''' user page '''nor''' adminship to continue his great work.</blockquote>

A [[butthurt]] Uncle G bleated in response that "it is a false inference that anonymity implies bad faith, on the grounds that anonymous users make thousands of good faith edits to Wikipedia every day." Considering the hilarious anonymous [[vandal]]ism that Uncle G's userpage has gotten, this was an extremely lulzy comment.[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=43546795][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=97881775]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=102703181][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=43832692]

Unkle's first administrator nomination resulted in a stalemate because the [[asshole|vote-counters]] couldn't make up their virgin minds, resulting in a second vote, which Unkle won, [[Florida]]-style.'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Uncle_G_2|}}'''

'''[http://archive.today/2015.03.04-220223/http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=24813&st=0&p=177887&%23entry177887 Exact quote]''' '''{{archive|0Zous#41.6%}}''': "He's a fucking idiot who obsesses over the stupidest things, refuses to admit he makes mistakes, harasses everyone who disagrees with him, and contributes absolutely nothing of value to Wikipedia."

Græt lulz-generating [[drama]] later resulted when Uncle G unilaterally handed down from [[Jew|Mount Sinai]], amid [[buttsecks|thunder and lightning]], a manifesto on [[notability]].'''{{wikilink|User:Uncle_G/On_notability|}}''' Uncle G claims that in order to be notable, something must be "non-trivial", a truly lulzy statement considering that 99% of Wikipedia is [[shit|crap]] about [[video game]]s, [[pedophilia]], [[otaku|anime]], and [[sex]] positions.

Unkle's pronouncement was promptly listed by some [[troll]] for [[VFD|deletion]], who then suddenly realized that a user-page essay was not the usual [[crap|Wikicrap]] to be mercilessly deleted. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/User:Uncle_G/On_notability|}}'''

Trolls cruelly struck a second time, putting Unkle up on Requests for comment '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Uncle_G|}}''' because of that annoying userpage thing. This time, the troll was the one who got [[pwn3d|butthurt]]. He also loves to disappear famous people who edit their own WP bios. [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=540]

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==Trust and Safety Team==
After years of criticism over their handling of pedos on Wikipedia, the [[Wikimedia Foundation]] has followed the lead of such luminaries as Twitter and YouTube by setting up a "Trust and Safety Team" whose job it is to do [[damage control]] when pedos and psychopaths are discovered on Wikipedia. This by itself is unremarkable, except for the fact that one of the idiots they have selected for this role is none other than [[Fluffernutter]], world famous for her sexually violent remarks in WP:IRC, and for screwing anyone with a sysop bit and for marrying an arbitrator, Courcelles. In addition to this hilariously inappropriate selection for their elite team of "safety" experts, they have also added [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Kalliope_%28WMF%29 Kalliope Tsouroupidou] and [https://foundation.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Rdicerb_%28WMF%29 Rachel diCerbo], two women who [https://www.opencouchsurfing.org/2011/03/12/unprofessional-couchsurfing-safety-team/ covered for] their rapey BFF when they worked for Couchsurfing.com.
The AIDS coming from the Foundation has now infected at least two other sites: In July 2016, Foundation lawyer and general failure Geoff Brigham, got a schweet gig at YouTube's "trust and safety" team, and Philippe Beaudette left the Foundation for health reasons. Reasons which disappeared when offered a job with Reddit's trust and safety team.

Beaudette was replaced by someone Even Worse: '''{{wpul|Jalexander-WMF|James Alexander}}''', a fat chupa-chode [[sperg]] from Rochester NY. His job is to cover up Wikimedia legal problems, and maintain the [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/List_of_globally_banned_users "global ban list"]. A place where he can piss on anyone he doesn't like. ''And he does.'' With a big smile. One of the people he banned till the heat-death of the universe was Jake Christie, a journalist who has ''never edited Wikipedia at all'' and is mostly famous for his '''{{blog|wikipedia-sucks-badly|anti-Wiki blog}}'''. If you're stupid enough to edit the wiki, don't forget to say hello to Alexander's pathetic sock account '''{{wpul|Begoon|Begoon!}}'''

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==See also==
*[[He does it for free]]
*[[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]
*[[Requests for adminship]]
*[[Milgram experiment]]
*[[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins]]
*[[Username Bans]]

==External Links==
*{{webcite|5lXiLbpuV|Archive of Brandt's original 2005 "Hivemind" list}}
*{{webcite|5nLJ9GO6D|Archive of Brandt's last "Hivemind", 2010}}
*{{webcite|5OTJLLIBT|Archive of 2007 "Hivemind"}}

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AVotes_for_deletion%2FNick_Gabrichidze&diff=15129735&oldid=15129710 A Vee-Ef-Dee edit] where he proudly proclaims himself a "bureaucratic fuck."
*They talk about this shit all the time on [https://wikipediocracy.com/ Wikipediocracy].

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Encyclopedia Dramatica talk:Restoration 2020

2025-09-03T17:57:18Z

BigMuppet: good work!

This is the first article I wrote on the .wiki domain/incarnation of ED. Glad to see it got preserved. --[[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] ([[User talk:CrackRabbit|talk]]) 03:05, 2 January 2021 (PST)

The google drive link for the pictures is broken lol [[User:Fartfartfart6969|Fartfartfart6969]] ([[User talk:Fartfartfart6969|talk]]) 05:16, 14 September 2021 (EDT)

OK, hi, none of my logins are working now [[User:Zew0|Zew0]] ([[User talk:Zew0|talk]]) 22:57, 11 February 2023 (EST)

== Database backups ==

We should regularly create independent public backups of the article database to prevent such losses from occurring again. (see: https://karl-voit.at/2020/10/23/avoid-web-forums/ ) [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 22:48, 17 December 2023 (EST)
:No one prevents you from scraping the wiki <span style="background:#ffa410;padding:1px 2px;font-size:18px>[[File:Tabby-icon.png|35px|link=User:Tabs]][[User:Tabs|<span style="color:#fff"><font face="Comic Sans MS">Tabs</span>]]</span><sup> [[User_talk:Tabs|æ]][[Special:Contributions/Tabs|✎]][[Special:Log/block/Tabs|࿕]][[Special:ListAdmins|♛]]</sup></font></big> 10:54, 30 December 2023 (EST)
:: When I am not there, someone else needs to do it. 😉 Thanks nonetheless, Tabby. Nice signature, by the way! [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 12:57, 3 January 2024 (EST)
:: By the way, thanks for [https://archive.org/details/wiki-feb-2023 creating backups too], Tabby! Good work! If the past of Dramatica teaches us anything, it is "no backups, no mercy". [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 19:16, 5 January 2024 (EST)
::: Good work with the restoration! May ED live on forever! [[User:BigMuppet|BigMuppet]] ([[User talk:BigMuppet|talk]]) 17:57, 3 September 2025 (UTC)

David Gerard

2025-09-03T17:55:58Z

BigMuppet: he hates crypto

[[File:Davidgerardoldfuck.jpg|right|thumb|Age hasn't been the kindest. Just look at him]]
[[Image:David_Gerard_is_dracula.jpg|thumb|[[Some argue]] David Gerard looks like [[Dracula]] ]]
[[Image:Dracula---old-drac.jpg|thumb|[[You]] wish! Dracula isn't anywhere near as scary looking]]
[[Image:David-gerard.png|thumb|David on [[LSD|Wikipedia]] ]]
[[Image:David_Gerard_and_Arkady.jpg|thumb|David Gerard and [[Arkady]] about to [[fuck|get it on]] ]]
[[Image:David_Gerard_wedding_pics.jpg|thumb|David Gerard's wedding pics, left to right: wife's girlfriend, wife, David, David's girlfriend [[Arkady]]]]

'''David Wainwright Gerard''' (also known as '''Red Drag Diva''' and '''David "Geriatric" Gerard''') is a senior [[bureaucratic fuck]] on [[TOW]] and sysadmin on [[RationalWiki]] who openly uses his real name on the site. David Gerard is meant to be an indication of just how serious Wikipedia is at becoming a well-known and respected encyclopaedia.

Gerard's favorite weapon is the [[Wikipedia:WP:CLUE|Clue Stick]], although you will never see him hit himself with it. He's an over-60 [[bisexual]] [[polyamorous]] twatfenster goth from Western Australia, who speaks with a carefully cultivated faux-London accent, since he's lived in the UK for many years and fears being sent back to [[Ausfailia]], where bogan prison and face-rapes await. Currently, he's on the waiting list for a vaginoplasty. And works for Dell UK as a minor server sysop.

David Gerard thinks that crypto is the equivalent of [[terrorism]]. He obsessively deletes crypto articles and references on TOW in his endless campaign to vilify the blockchain.

== About David Gerard ==
* David Gerard banned a Utah ISP as an "open proxy used by [[WordBomb]]" indefinitely and eventually this got on the news. [http://www.heraldextra.com/content/view/248315/3/]
* David Gerard is the official [[TOW]] media spokesperson for the [[United Kingdom]]. And a shitty one at that.
* David Gerard swears like mad, goes on power trips, and brags about it, while [[Republican|complaining that others aren't civil enough]].
* David Gerard is a senior administrator on unfunny joke site [[Uncyclopedia]].
* David Gerard [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:David_Gerard&diff=326043 likes ED and all attack sites] (except for the wussy [[Wikipedia Review]]).
* David Gerard has a girlfriend, [[Arkady]], who he got pregnant, while married to another woman.
* David Gerard's (ex)wife Red Countess is [[retard|disabled]].
* David Gerard's (ex)wife has [[lesbian|her own girlfriend]].
* David Gerard is heavily interested in [[BDSM]].
* David Gerard has [http://reddragdiva.co.uk/ his own web page full of freaky pictures] - of himself.
* David Gerard calls his [[LJ]] a "[[What|Diary of an Information Technology call girl]]."
* David Gerard makes excuses to [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Grover_Furr|censor pages on TOW]] that differ from his own opinions.
* David Gerard was one of Wikipedia's first checkusers and [[oversight]]ers, and is probably the worst abuser of these two functions in TOW history.
* David Gerard probably operates a bureaucrat-level sockpuppet called [[wikipedia:User:Maxim|Maxim]].
* "[[MTF|Red Drag Diva]]" is an anagram of "David Gerard".
* If David Gerard says you're not the founder of [[TOW]], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=History_of_Wikipedia&diff=next&oldid=4312571 you're not the fucking founder] ([http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log/delete&page=Ben_Kovitz goodbye] [[Ben Kovitz]], nice knowing you).
* David Gerard claims to be a "psi vampire".
* He denies it, but it's almost certain he runs [[Lemonparty]] on a server he owns.
*David's wife, Redcuntess, has left him and has returned to Australia forever. David then got engaged to Arkady.
*Oops, [[Arkady]] bailed on him. Back to the giant black dildo collection!

== You know what's really scary? ==
All of this is ''absolutely'' true. It hasn't been altered for [[lulz]]. This is 100% actual factual truth. It doesn't need to be lullified. He really is a bisexual goth s&m freak with a disabled wife and [[furry]] girlfriend, and he got that girlfriend pregnant, while his wife has her own girlfriend. He really is a senior member of [[Wikipedia]] - the motherfucking UK media spokesperson and a Checkuser. He is meant to be respectable! He uses his real name in all of this. These are his real photos that he took himself, and has listed for public download. It is very difficult to find "normal" pictures of him - or Arkady - or "Red Countess" (his (ex)wife). It is just plain and simply impossible to make any fun of him any worse than this. What more could you say that isn't actually true already? David Gerard himself is disappointed that this article doesn't make fun of him more.

==Anti-$cientology==
David Gerard migrated to [[TOW]] with a group of anti-[[Scientology]] buddies from [[alt.religion.scientology]], notable [[Kelly Martin]] and [[Tony Sidaway]] who are both to a degree transexuals like David. It is unknown if David participates in the [[Project Chanology]] IRL protests but it would be a sad loss if he did not because his ugly-sex-vampire-like, mock Lucius Malfoy, dress-wear would make for memes better than [[gas mask girl]].

== Virgin Killer ==
Inevitably, David Gerard was in the lead on [[Virgin Killer]], going onto the radio to protest at ISPs having the temerity to want to protect their customers from illegal child porn. "[[Lie|Wikipedia is not censored]]" he foamed.

It was discovered that David has a vested interest in keeping porn sites up and running, being [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=21845&st=0&p=146455&#entry146455 the proprietor of] [[Lemonparty]].

== Checkuser and Oversight Revoked ==
Gerard's CU and OS flags were yanked as a result of [[Lulz|posting confidential communications on a public site]], and making abusive [[Twitter|Tweets]] and [http://davidgerard.co.uk/notes/2009/11/27/andrew-landeryou-appears-to-be-a-waste-of-skin/ blog posts] about Andrew Landeryou, a Wikipedia user and the subject of a BLP article. The Arbcommies posted an announcement about this and screwed up, and abused oversight to cover up its tracks. Here are the email and tweets, in case they get deleted. Oversight this, Arbcommies:

;The email:
<pre>
Mr Landeryou saw fit to send me a threat for this:

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dgerard@gmail.com

Mr Gerard,

I am told you made reference to me in your musings on Twitter. I don't know
you, would rather not have to become familiar with who you are and what on
Earth possessed you to comment so freely about me or to edit Wikipedia to
say absurd things about me.

Your entitled to your opinion of me but I think it might be best for you to
discuss claims you make about me with me first. If you don't, I'll promise
to return the favour after an investigation into exactly what ails you. And
that really would be a waste of time for me and a very unpleasant outcome
for you, so I urge you to Twit more carefully in future.

Yours sincerely

Andrew Landeryou

I look forward to an exchange involving pie charts.

p.s.: if you don’t want your months-long-running Wikipedia shenanigans remembered, it helps not to have done them. Oops, too late.
</pre>

;Abusive (now deleted) tweets from Gerard:
<pre>
# Andrew Landeryou appears to be a waste of skin. http://is.gd/54RL0 Please do forward. 12:42 PM Nov 27th from web
# @jeamland mr landeryou has some history on wikipedia. (i did the sockpuppet investigation.) 4:09 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to jeamland
# @davidgerard Mr. Landeryou has some history full stop. 4:10 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to davidgerard
# According to Wikipedia (at least at the moment) Andrew Landeryou is the Premier of the USSR: http://bit.ly/77BEUC (specific revision linked) 4:07 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
</pre>

But Gerard did not delete all tweets related to Andrew Landeryou's Wikipedia abuse. He stubbornly refuses to delete this tweet:

{{embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/davidgerard/status/6096819270|username=davidgerard|@=davidgerard|tweet=["26 Nov 2009: Benno Rice: ‏@jeamland: According to Wikipedia (at least at the moment) Andrew Landeryou is the Premier of the USSR: http://bit.ly/77BEUC (specific revision linked)"] @jeamland mr landeryou has some history on wikipedia. (i did the sockpuppet investigation.)|date=4:09 pm - 26 Nov 2009}}

==Deep-cleaning of TOW userpage==

Gerard sanitized his "bisexual-friendly" [[wikipedia:User:David_Gerard|TOW user page]] in early January 2011 when [http://www.facebook.com/jimmywales2012?v=info Jimbo floated the idea of running for U.S. Senate (R-FL) 2012] - a plan <s>likely to sag</s> which flopped faster than [[Carly Fiorina]]'s failed attempt for the same in California and perhaps even faster than her plastic [[Barbie]]-doll tits. For this remarkable accomplishment, Gerard gets a [[wikicide]] honorable mention.

== Recent Activities ==

Unlike the stereotypical crazy old men of yore who would be content with yelling at children to get off their lawn and turn down their music, Gerard instead spends his twilight years snarking and sneering at the Millenial whippersnappers who disagree with him. With the icy grasp of Death growing nearer and nearer to the aging Gerard as each day passes, Gerard appears content with puttering around various wikis, {{archive|3bJoe|bitching about bitcoins}} on [[reddit]] (and complaining about {{archive|LeUKx#selection-4015.124-4015.211|wrongthinking redditors}} off-site), {{archive|TGM4H|griping}} about [[GamerGate]], attempting to recruit a new anti-Gamergate sperg to {{archive|saVrG|replace Ryulong}}, {{archive|juh5G#selection-5935.1-5935.66|name searching RationalWiki}} on Twitter, {{archive|EMJbx#selection-14143.0-14143.109|talking shit}} and {{archive|Yiyp2#selection-369.0-369.7|lying}} because someone wouldn't work on RationalWiki's outdated software, [https://tweetsave.com/rationalwiki/status/780800799018483713 shilling his blogs], keeping the manchildren and autists of RationalWiki {{archive|P0Oa0|under control}}, and, disturbingly, {{archive|IgVqv#selection-1721.1-1721.34|abusing his RationalMedia Foundation position to protect pedophiles}}.

Considering his stance on the ''Virgin Killer'' incident, it is sadly not a surprise that Gerard would have continued to go to bat for pedophiles as the years went by. While the full extent of his pedophile apologia is unknown, observers have caught Gerard threatening users and using his position of power at RationalWiki in order to defend self-admitted pedophiles.

On November 19th, 2015, a RationalWiki user named {{archive|gqw1F|Tallulah}} became disgusted at seeing RationalWiki's whitewashing of self-confessed pedophile [[Sarah Nyberg|Nicholas "Sarah" Nyberg]], and tried to amend the article because, "You don't have to be a gator to see Nyberg's chatlogs are effing creepy." Tallulah soon encountered fierce resistance from [[Ryulong]] and Gerard (both of which {{archive|ceQpa|were friends with Nyberg}} on Twitter): they {{archive|zt4U7#selection-681.0-1095.76|edit warred}}, {{archive|YEqZo#selection-907.0-941.32|yelled at her}} on the Talk page and tried to invoke a ''Biographies of Living Persons'' policy, {{archive|qgm5B#selection-5319.0-5565.76|abused sysop tools}} to keep the truth about Nyberg suppressed, threatened to {{archive|wC4Qg#selection-867.1-867.34|invoke the RationalMedia Foundation}} and ban people for discussing Nyberg, {{archive|vAO1x#selection-735.19-735.97|blocked Tallulah}} for three months, and {{archive|9Gve2#selection-9115.1-9115.13|tried to intimidate}} another user into silence.

Despite Gerard's posturing, some of the user base {{archive|baIFz#selection-949.1-949.22|questioned his actions and threat to involve the RationalMedia board}} and Gerard was proven to be full of shit like usual. They unblocked Tallulah and continued to discuss pedophile Nick Nyberg until they {{archive|wC4Qg#selection-1129.0-1199.32|got tired of dealing with Ryulong}}.

Almost a month later, Ryulong had [[Flounce|flounced]], but his pedophile apologia remained in the articles. On December 16th, 2015, there was {{archive|l9BwS#selection-9519.1-9519.8|renewed discussion}} about how to deal with it. Since people were editing the GamerGate pages, Ryulong had returned and was continuing to {{archive|l9BwS#selection-9637.0-9637.475|defend the pedophile}}. On the 18th, Gerard got butthurt and shut down discussions of Nyberg, {{archive|wC9su#selection-385.0-483.1|protecting the Talk pages}} and {{archive|ycFij|wiping the discussions}}. Three users (Arcane, Aneris, and Seriously) who were critical of Nyberg, Ryulong, and Gerard also found themselves {{archive|r443A#selection-551.1-551.71|logged out of their accounts, their recovery emails removed, IPs blocked, and the passwords scrambled}}. While Aneris' account was eventually restored to normal, the other two {{archive|WMeSS|appear}} to {{archive|wR6NG#selection-1617.0-1617.238|have not been}} and these three were the only ones who ever reported it happening to them. With Gerard being the only one to have access at the database level, it seems likely he could have been so buttblasted that he did this to get revenge and jerk himself off to their frustration.

Another user called [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Banned_main Banned main] had left a {{archive|ByL5a|response to Ryulong}} on his own Talk page since Gerard had chimped out and protected the GamerGate pages. Gerard discovered this (or more likely was sent there by Ryulong) two days later and {{archive|74W6d|RevDel'd}} Banned main's comment, then {{archive|vAO1x#selection-565.0-603.36|blocked him}} and added {{archive|PdFbf#selection-515.1-515.36|"Inappropriate personal information"}} as a new "Serious" reason to block someone on RationalWiki. The "inappropriate personal information" was links to Nyberg talking about little girls and his 8-year-old cousin (who he called his "lgf" or 'little girlfriend') in archived {{archive|e1eB3#selection-635.0-645.1|chat logs from Nyberg's own site}} and evidence that Nyberg had panicked and made efforts to hide these logs once they were discovered.

Tallulah returned on January 11th, 2016 and tried again to change the article so it wasn't white knighting for a pedophile and {{archive|iMpKr|"obscuring the facts."}} {{archive|6dODj#selection-19289.0-19623.1|Gerard began edit warring}} with her and quickly gave her a {{archive|sD0xE#selection-283.71-285.62|9-hour block}} for edit warring against him. Tallulah returned the next day and {{archive|dJ1jA|wrote}} in her user space in protest of the constant whitewashing and lying being done by Gerard and others to protect a pedophile.

== See Also ==
* [[Arkady]] - Article on David Gerard's (ex)girlfriend
* [[Bureaucratic fucks]] - Gerard is the penultimate bureaucratic fuck, second only to [[Jimbo Wales|The Jimbo]] himself
* [[Uncyclopedia]] - David Gerard's pet disinformation project/shit wiki
* [[Wikipedia]] - Where David Gerard is one of the [[God|senior players]]
* [[Ben Kovitz]] - Wikipedia's actual founder, [[pwned|who David Gerard managed to wipe off the face of the planet]]
* [[Larry Sanger]] - Thanks partly to David Gerard, was deleted as [[liar|"co founder" of TOW]]
* [[Jimbo Wales]] - [[sarcasm|Who loves David Gerard, and the integrity he brings to the project]]
* [[Vampire]]
* [[RationalWiki]] - man likes his wikis

== External Links ==

===David Gerard===
* [[wikipedia:User:David_Gerard|David Gerard]] on [[TOW]]
* [http://reddragdiva.co.uk/ David Gerard's photo page]
* [http://rocknerd.org/ David Gerard's group blog] - Rocknerd: Not Dead
* [http://reddragdiva.vox.com/ David Gerard's Wikimedia blog] - Diva de Jour
* [http://factsite.co.uk/ David Gerard's Wikipedia mirror]
* [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=479&hl= David Gerard] on [[Wikipedia Review]] - somewhat more comprehensive coverage of him
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20090601044621/http://wikitruth.info/index.php?title=David_Gerard David Gerard], archived from [[Wikitruth]]
* {{lj|user=Reddragdiva}} - David Gerard's Live Journal

=== His (ex)wife ===
* [[wikipedia:User:Redcountess|David Gerard's (ex)wife's Wikipedia page]]
* [http://redcountess.fotopic.net/ David Gerard's (ex)wife (Red Countess)'s photo gallery]
* [http://www.redcountess.co.uk/ David Gerard's (ex)wife's page]
* {{lj|user=Redcountess}} - David Gerard's (ex)wife's Live Journal

=== His (ex)girlfriend ===
* [[wikipedia:User:Arkady_Rose|Arkady's Wikipedia page]]
*{{lj|user=Arkady}} - David Gerard's girlfriend (Arkady)'s Live Journal

=== His (ex)wife's girlfriend ===
*{{lj|user=Mirrorshard}} / [[wikipedia:User:Eithin|Eithin]] – [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2013/Candidates/David_Gerard&diff=582435029&oldid=582434567 now aiding Gerard in his bid to become reelected to ArbCom].

=== His boyfriend ===
* Tis a mystery, perhaps his bf dumped David?

===In the news===
*[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/12/02/the_end_of_the_wikipedia_good_old_boys_club/ Wikisupremes eject UK Wikispokesman from inner circle • The Register]

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Bureaucratic Fuck

2025-09-03T17:54:18Z

BigMuppet: /* James Heilman */ moar info

:''See the [[Portal:Wikipedia|Wikipedia Portal]] for coverage of certain Wikipedia insider freaks. For those cast out of the bureacracy, see [[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]]''

[[Image:Bureau.jpg|thumb|Those holes are not for [[fuck]]ing.]]

A '''Bureaucratic Fuck''' is a wiki guy or shemale who tries to keep things in order when those things do not inherently tend toward order (for example, [[real world|the entirety of the known universe]]). Females cannot be bureaucratic fucks. They can, however, be [[bitch]]es. As [[lies|ED believes in gender equality]] they will be included on this page as well.

An excellent place to observe bureaucratic fucks without actually having to follow their orders is [[Wikipedia]]. Fucks tend to be vandalism patrollers; patrollers who get sick thrills from blocking people (often for no reason at all); "robot gnome" editors who are hopelessly OCD; and socializers who do no actual work on the database at all, they just hang around and take credit for things. Watch as they oppress the masses with their petty rules and stultifying, meaningless protocols [[He does it for free|without earning a single cent]]. The king of the Bureaucratic Fucks, and the facilitator of all the others, is the Supreme Pussy-Muncher Overlord of Wikipedia, [[Jimbo Wales]]. It is in him that all Wikipedians find their true calling. All hail, Lord of the [[NPOV]]! [[Nazi|HEIL! HEIL!]] Srsly.

Wikipedia is a top-10 destination on the [[Sick fuck|internets]] and ends up in the top 10 of way too many [[Google]] searches. In the real world, some degree of responsibility and accountability would be demanded of such a massive organization (like Enron -- there has to be someone to sue! There has to be a hole to stick your wiener into!). Unfortunately, not so in the case of the Wikipedofucks.

There are good, honest people with admin powers on WP. It wants to be a corrupt joke, but in the past it always had enough content workers and decent admins to more-or-less balance out the lunatics and the antisocial pricks. Unfortunately, many of them are leaving in disgust, thus increasing the powerz of the worst ones. And causing the encyclopedia content to get both longer and less readable.

This list only mentions ACTIVE [[smegma|Wiki-bastards]]. For info on the ones who quit or were tossed out, see [[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]].

==The admins==
[[Image:Wikipedia admins.jpg|thumb|left|Behold, those with the [[maturity]] and life skills to pass judgment on others.]][[Image:Crossdressing_Cat_Raper.jpg|thumb|right|And this is what they do when they're not banning your fat ass.]]
The average age of a [[Wikipedia admin]] is [[Teenager|13]]. Average penis length: 1.2 inches. And that, buddy, is skewed upwards by the presence of a [[Sick fuck|handful of degenerates]] whose only social outlet is their band of fellow children. Yes, '''the world's fifth-largest website is run by cliquey kids and the pedos who prey on them!''' As one would expect, leaving day-to-day operations to a bunch of greasy-palmed kids and fat pervs is a recipe for full-scale cocksucking faggotry. Imagine the biggest losers and social misfits from high school -- [[Sceptre|the hormonal angst]], [[Tawker|the zit cases]], [[Linuxbeak|the dateless geeks]], the [[Cyde|fatties]] and dorks -- and ponder their collective teeny-angst and [[Cutting|anger]]. Now give them the power to run a massive online community and create their own governance with no oversight. When even nominal editing on Wikipedia results in user flame wars that bring in heavy-handed "administrator" attention, the question potential wiki-users should ask themselves is, ''Do I really want my knowledge, even my person, to be judged, juried, and executed by Piggy, Roger and Jack with his choirboys?'' (That's a ''Lord of the Flies'' reference. Look it up. Or watch the movie, which was [[Shit|pretty cool]], too.)

Wikipedia is like a giant blackboard in a [[university]]. Actual instructors use it to write actual information at a few certain times, and the rest of the [[Lie|24 hours]] the blackboard is scribbled on by stupid, incompetent graffiti artists -- who also happen to run the university.

The [[Wikimedia Foundation]] is just peachy with this jacked-up state of affairs, going so far as to ''brag'' about it. As [[John Seigenthaler]] and various others have found out, they believe themselves immune to legal threats. As a non-profit, they have no assets (although Jimmy Wales has a collection of broke-ass sports cars). While they claim immunity as an ''"[http://writ.news.findlaw.com/ramasastry/20051212.html Internet Host]"'' '''{{archive|nbR0}}''', some would argue that the [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=5641 foundation's structure makes them liable as publishers] '''{{archive|bQfTE}}'''. The next step would be to pass the buck to their contributors and operations, who are suit-immune minors or [[anonymous]].

==Magical Hall Of Fame==
The really speshul snowflakes of Jimboland get their own articles on ED.

Finding open criticism of their dirty tricks on WMF servers is almost impossible, because '''Wikipedia is censored''', asshole. Every person/thing in this list has repeatedly abused other editors, violated Wikipedia's shit-assed "[[Nazi|rules]]" repeatedly, and in some cases rewrote those "rules" to suit themselves (a notorious example being Slim's rewriting of the Notability requirements). Wiki is a goddamn freak show, they are scum, and they close ranks to protect one another. See how easy that is?

*[[Acalamari]] aagh
*[[Angela Beesley]] please com back and ruin some more stuff!
*[[Chillum]] 420, maaan
*[[Cyde]] ASPIE WARNING
*[[David Gerard]] (blaaaggghhh)
*[[Fred Bauder]] disbarred attorney FROM HELL
*[[Fluffernutter]] fat <s>IBM employee</s> now [[Wikipedia:User:Kbrown (WMF)|employed by the Wikimedia Foundation]]
*[[FT2]] DOG PENIS
*[[Molly White]] liek gorilla
*[[Gwen Gale]] nutso lesbo
*[[Hipocrite]] don't blame him, he's Serbian
*[[Ironholds]] needs moar dicks shoved in his face
*[[Jayjg]] Heeb From Hell
*[[Jdforrester]] ate the Queen whole
*[[Jehochman]] SEO expert using WP as an SEO source
*[[Jéské Couriano]] ASPIE WARNING
*[[JzG]] he wants to ride his bicycle
*[[Krimpet]] is NOT a boy
*'''{{fandomlink|nfs|User:LeMansRacer|Need for Speed Wikia's LeMansRacer}}''' Ban: Infinite / Reason: "Disruptive Editing" (WTF?)
*[[Mark Pellegrini]] and his 10 bowling balls
*[[Masem]] IS A BRONY!!
*[[MONGO]] IS A PUKE!!
*[[MuZemike]] asshole
*[[NawlinWiki]] super-asshole and obsessed with having sex with [[Grawp]]
*[[Ryan Postlethwaite]] is a chav
*[[Sam Blacketer]] is a [[ghey]] political doodlebug
*[[SlimVirgin]] is just plain scary
*[[Thatcher]] almost forgotten
*[[Tiptoety]] fake cop
*[[The Cavalry]] ha ha ha
*[[Ulf Larsen]] - [[Oldfag]] [[Norwegian]] sex-pest
*[[WJBscribe]] Double ha ha ha
*[[Werdna]] meh
*[[Wikipedia IRC Bouncers]] faggotry supreme

*Extra-special mention for [[Erik Möller]], (ex) Wikimedia Deputy Director. Fuck you with a chainsaw, Erik. They pay (oops ''paid'' lol) him a ''six-figure salary'' to fuck things up.
*And don't forget [[Essjay]]. That was when Wikipedia started its slow decline.

<sub>Subscript text</sub>==[[Centipedes|Bureaucratic fucks? In my ED?]]==
ED is not [[TOW]], although new users often expect strange and alien [[TOW]] concepts like ''respect'', ''natural justice'', and ''human rights'' when they get here. While on [[TOW]] these mechanisms are in place to ensure fairness and equity, on ED they exist largely to foster such abuse, generating further lulz at the expense of hapless victims, including locking their talk pages after banning them, then sodomizing their [[FT2|dogs]]. To further assist in milking the [[lolcow]], [[ED:ARBCHAT]] was created. Some poor fools would like to think this is their ticket to salvation and a return to the loving embrace of the greater ED community, but really it is just another heartbreakingly macabre circus ring for the cadaverous and hideous net-denizens that tyrannically rule ED to lighten their unbeating and blackened hearts with drama, like an ocean trying to warm itself around a candle. And you love it.

For an example of all this in action, see [[Strwbrri_shrtck/Chatlog|this transcript of a shocking, Stalinesque arbchat show trial, conducted purely for purposes of propaganda, persecution of class enemies, and lulz]]. Or just shrug it off as [[tl;dr]] and skip below to some much lulzier profiles of the bureaucratic fucks over at Wikipedantry.

==Roll call!!==
Below are some less-important fucks. They don't deserve their own separate articles, because it is lulzier if we disregard their "valuable contributions" to Wikipedia. Cue recorded laughter.

=== Bbb23 ===
Bbb23 is a rude as hell wikinigger who has his own article now! Go read it: {{main|Bbb23}}

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=== Bsadowski1 ===
[[File:Jimbofan.PNG|thumb|right|A previous version of Brian's userpage, before he was informed on how creepy this was.]]
'''{{wpul|Bsadowski1}}''' ([[IRL Powerword]] Brian Sadowski) was a 20-year-old high school dropout from Chicago, who, like Bongwarrior, spent all day reverting vandalism and smoking pot instead of getting a job. His extreme obsessive compulsive behaviors are what truly distinguish himself from other admins. These include:
#Never sleeping, seriously he never gets off.
#Stalking edits on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|non-Wikimedia wikis]].
#Extreme recent changes patrol on <b>ALL WIKIS</b> (even the ones nobody edits anyway).

He has also been known as a major [[lolcow]], as he attempts to negotiate with long term [[Vandal|vandals]] in every way possible. He has gone as far as to [[No life|spend days tracking down potential sockpuppets]] of well known vandals. It should be noted that he has never made any meaningful contributions, rather his account (which has been active since 2004) has done nothing but revert vandalism and fix spelling errors.

{{Quote|<Brian_S> Just fuck off okay?|Bsadowski1, insulting a troubled editor rather than helping him.}}

No surprise, he's been doing very little work on WP in recent years. No fun!

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=== Doug Weller ===
[[image:Wikipediaadmindougweller.png|right]]
'''{{wpul|Doug_Weller|Doug Weller}}''' is an ''old'', creaky, unrepentant Wikipedia administrator/crapmonkey from the UK. He was born in 1941 or 1942, and he's mainly interested in archaeology and anthropology. Despite not actually having a [[bullshit|college degree]]. Ask any actual qualified archaeologist with a professional interest in the history of the Middle East about Doug. He's been trolling [[Usenet]] on the subject for more than 20 years, and left a trail of ruined careers and furious "actual experts" in his wake. (He claims he "dropped out of Yale" as if we were supposed to give him extra credit for failing.) On his user page, Doug tells us "he's number #190 in the list of most active wikipedians". Doug's flaws don't stop there - he's also a bitter old Lefty. Doug doesn't particularly like his own country or culture, and he uses wikipedia to express that attitude. While wikipedia has brought Douglas more 3rd-World friends, he's put a lot of people [[raep|offside]].

Douglas lives in South Normanton, Derbyshire with his wife Helen. Their [http://www.quiltersguild.org.uk/events/view/derbyshire-area-day contact details can be found here] '''{{archive|RAJSH}}'''.

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[[File:DougsDestruction.jpg|thumb|[[troll art]] featuring Doug]]

Update: In the January and February of 2022, Doug announced that he has a heart condition, sleep apnea, Parkinson's, and liver cancer. In October 2024, he announced that he is off chemo therapy and his doctor told him that he has "months, not years" to live.

New Drama: In May 2025, some dickhead zogald-supporting zionist confederate homophobic retard wiki editor named "Dotesconks" used a sock puppet named "Iwishiwasinthelandofcotton" to make a mongoloid comment on Doug's talk page.

"When people like you are in the dirt (mentally ill), Christ will finally come back. Trump and Elon, even if they are not cs are still doing good for this country. God Bless. God punished you by giving you parkinsons. This is what ATheists get. Heil Trump!"

Dotesconks did this because Dotesconks tattle taled on another editor for edit warring and being mean on talk pages... even though Dotesconks was guilty of the same crap.

The admins reviewed his sperg edits and discussed if they should ban DotesConks. Doug, who hates zionists, said yes, which is why Dotesconks made the comment on Doug's talk page.

(((Dotesconks))) was sentenced to death by the admiralty.

=== Dmcdevit ===
[[Image:Dominic McDevitt-Parks.jpg|thumb|Dominic looking cool in his new [[Glasses Teenager|glasses]].]]
'''{{wpul|Dmcdevit}}''' (now renamed to '''{{wpul|Dominic}}''', magic word Dominic McDevitt-Parks) is a 22-year-old checkuser, [[oversight]]er, and former [[Internet court|arbitrator]] who talks on-wiki in the dully dulcet tones of a 45-year-old hippie burnout transcendental meditation counselor — but schemes behind everyone's back like a fat 8th grade girl with [[no friends]]. He is at the center of the recent TOW — genius! — discovery that admins are mean, bored, and conspire to fuck people over on the TOW admin IRC channel. No names were named until… McDevitt failed to cut himself out of an arbcom case involving [[Wikipedia:User:Irpen|Irpen]], and another admin said:
"I saw a sitting arbitrator (User:Dmcdevit) and a few [[Lie|highly respected]] admins discussing the way to get rid of a productive user (Irpen) via a 'slow administrative process that looked like arbcom to them'."[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration&diff=prev&oldid=103556143] McDevitt is lying low now, hoping it will blow over, and would appreciate your assistance in smearing further shit on his newly shitty reputation, plus as much bad publicity as possible.[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Dmcdevit&diff=104517437&oldid=104045772] He also likes [[Troll|to let disputes escalate]] [[I did it for the lulz|for the fun of it]],[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/CharlotteWebb/Evidence#The_blocking_.22spree.22_of_CharlotteWebb.27s_IPs_was_performed_by_User:Dmcdevit_with_an_automated_script][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20070617000000&limit=523&type=block&user=Dominic] but the arbcom doesn't sanction their buddies.

One of Dominic's favorite pastimes is oversighting whatever the fuck he wants because, although oversighters are supposed to follow strict policies, this is [[Truth|never done in practice]]. He also enjoys oversighting personal attacks against [[Wikipedo]]s and hiding their [[dox]].

He's from [[North Britain|Shits]]dale, [[Arizona]], and went to [[Book|Reed]] [[College]] in [[Portland]], Oregon. His little scrawny ass is now plugged deep into Jimbosocket. '''{{archive|Z4fHF}}''' {{webcite|5nLJ9GO6D}} ([http://archive.today/2013.05.06-005436/http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/hivemind.html%23223 long URL])

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===Ed Poor===
[[Image:Ed Poor.JPG|thumb|Uncle Ed, the very essence of [[failure]].]]

"Uncle Ed" is perhaps the best example of a bureaucratic fuck: he does everything [[German|by the book]]. Poor works for [[ABC]] and has been quite clear that he does not want people to mention this, as ABC might find out that he is a Wikipedia-editing [[Moonie]]. Ed Poor likes to ban people for things like asking for their talk page to be unprotected. He is a disgraced ex-administrator on Wikipedia; however, he still holds sysops on Andy Schlafly's [[Conservapedia]]. His main claim to fame during his tenure as a TOW admin and bureaucrat was deleting the [[VFD]] page on Wikipedia, and crashing the [[server]] for fifteen minutes.

His abuse there got so bad that a true hero, FuelWagon, became a martyr and sacrificed himself to stop Ed Poor. This led to a big session of Arbcom (Wikipedia's [[e-court]], complete with a totalitarian-chic name). Arbcom, of course, decided that they should ban FuelWagon. However, the case drew lots of attention and Ed Poor pretended to step down out of embarrassment (some wrongly think he was desysopped, but it was by choice). However, being a sneak and [[Wikipedophile|addict]], he never really stepped down, simply continuing with another account.
In July 2008, Ed Poor [[LMAO|unsuccessfully]] [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3AEd_Poor&diff=226552368&oldid=226537746#Your_RfA_was_unsuccessful attempted] '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Ed_Poor_2|to regain}}''' his adminship powers at TOW.

[[Image:TwoMeters.png|thumb|Ed Poor's magnum opus]]
Ed Poor upon learning Harry Potter 7 spoilers, "I would NOT have wanted to know any of the points you mentioned before reading Year 7. Bad enough I found out that [[Snape kills Dumbledore]] before reading Year 6."

As a Conservapedian, Poor has hit rock bottom on TOW, desysopped as "punishment" and creating stubs so absurdly stupid even his equally stupid peers have to delete them. His work included an article titled "Two Meters", which only said [[O RLY|"Two meters is 6 feet, 6 3/4 inches"]], and a category for "Movies about football coaches with 11-year-old daughters". But his most disturbing editing relates to lewd commentaries about young girls, especially when he discusses specific scenes from movies and, guess what, [[anime]] [https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Pretty_Soldier_Sailor_Moon&diff=prev&oldid=642188]. He had his ass handed to him repeatedly by his fellow Wikipedia "loving and caring" inside gang, for daring to do [[business]] with [[Anus|Andy Schlafly]].

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=== Elonka ===
[[Image:Elonka Dunin.jpg|right|thumb|Aaagh scary grandma - Elonka [[attention whore|attentionwhoring]]. ]]
'''{{wpul|Elonka|Elonka Dunin}}''' (not to be confused with [[Elon Musk]]) is a [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|self-important]], [[ugly|hideous]] [[hambeast]]. She uses her admin title to garner her extreme [[narcissism]] and false feelings of worth, and is in the "Top 200" editors of Wikipedia. You should be scared of Elonka. Try to imagine [[your mom]] on [[meth]] and [[coke]], and with "[[Catholic]] guilt" thrown on top. And a high-ranking assplayer in [[Jimbo]]'s Pink Sparkly Dick Factory. If that's not disturbing enough, read on.

She has written an entire '''{{wikilink|Elonka_Dunin|Wikipedia bio}}''' promoting herself, despite having done nothing notable except to be in some shit mockumentary about secret codes for a couple seconds, and self-publishing some shitty puzzle books. Her wiki page is full of [[shit no one cares about]], from where she took her vacation [[last Thursday]] to a list of every distant [[incest|relative]] in existence. She also has a useless website detailing all of her minute "accomplishments" [https://www.elonka.com/ here].

She is tagged as a "cryptographer", despite having no formal education. She has no problem comparing herself to others with actual degrees or careers in the field. Nor of writing articles about her psychotic Polish relatives, and her friends like Danah Boyd. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Elonka_2|}}'''

[[Troll]] with extreme care, as a whole mass of her disgusting, desperate [[fantard|fanbois]] will spam threats and lock your userpage.

An extreme [[feminazi]], she will become incredibly [[offended]] by using non-gender neutral terms such as "dude" or "those guys". Elonka will blame sexism when her obnoxious, [[Asperger's Syndrome|anti-social]] behavior is discussed by anyone. Despite this, she is repulsed by
[[Faggot|gays]], and is convinced that they are trying to take over the world with their anti-family agenda, starting with her Wikipedia article. (See [[WJBscribe|WJBscribe]] for examples of her batshit [[Insane|insanity]]. Boddy sucks her dick on an almost daily basis.).

Despite this terribly warped worldview, Elonka still uses her gender as a crutch and unfairly uses it to advance in life any way she can. She works at a [[video game|vidya gaem]] company, where she probably uses her vast and stanky [[vagina]] to talk the boss into not firing her for constantly fucking everything up.

To observe her in her natural habitat, simply go to a local [[Convention|convention]] and watch her get sloppily drunk while wearing a disgustingly short leather miniskirt as she tries to fuck some unfortunate [[jailbait|college boys]]. Note that they are all young enough to be her [[Pedophilia|grandson]]. Regular attendees have made this into an inside joke, while others look on in sincere pity. For obvious reasons, she is 51 and still single.

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===Gamaliel===
{{main|Gamaliel}}
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=== James Heilman ===
[[File:This is what a circumphile looks like.jpg|thumb|This is what a circumphile looks like.]]
{{main|Doc James}}
James Heilman, known under the alias [[Doc James]], is a circumphile who wants anything negative about [[circumcision|the cutting of the foremost part of the male reproductive organ]] to be kept out of Wikipedia in a desparate attempt to inflate his confidence that was hurt by his own circumcision.

James Heilman secretly wishes he had a [[foreskin]]. Because he doesn't, he dedicated himself to making the foreskin appear as negatively as possible on Wikipedia. As the saying goes, people hate what they can't have.

He promotes the fraudulent studies by his circumphile buddy Brian J. Morris while trying to keep Morris' name out of the article so people don't begin to notice.<ref>[http://archive.today/2021.05.08-004141/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&diff=next&oldid=704870394&diffonly=1 Circumcision: Difference between revisions - Wikipedia (14 February 2016)] '''{{archive|BCKG7}}'''</ref>

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=== JJMC89 ===
JJMC89, also known as Sir J. J. McDonalds 89, thinks of himself as above other administrators. He is bothered by another administrator daring to undelete a page deleted by him without his express consent.<ref>'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia_talk:Requests_for_undeletion/Archive_4|Wikipedia talk:Requests for undeletion/Archive 4 - Wikipedia}}''' - ''"I certainly would object to someone undeleting something I G5'd without discussing it with me first."'' - JJMC89</ref> He occasionally passes by the requests for undeletion for the sole purpose of throwing all requests for pages deleted under the "G5" criterium out of the window.<ref>[http://archive.today/2023.10.09-184849/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=%22JJMC89%22+%22this+page+was+deleted+in+accordance+with+criterion+for+speedy+deletion+G5%22&prefix=Wikipedia:Requests_for_undeletion/&title=Special:Search&profile=advanced&fulltext=1&ns0=1 search] '''{{archive|wpE0U}}'''</ref> The G5 policy allows the deletion of pages written by someone disliked by an administrator, even if the page is of good quality.

In 2022, JJMC89 attempted to become an English Wikipedia CheckUser while being an Ombudsperson, the group which is supposed to hold CheckUsers accountable, at the same time. [[sarcasm|Definitely not power-hungry]].<ref>'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee/CheckUser_and_Oversight/2022_CUOS_appointments#JJMC89|Wikipedia:Arbitration Committee/CheckUser and Oversight/2022 CUOS appointments - Wikipedia § JJMC89}}'''</ref>

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===Juliancolton===
[[File:Julian Colton Diamond.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]
Juliancolton (RL Julian Colton Diamond) is the little man-boy who sucks everyone's dick, even though he claims to be asexual.<ref>'''{{wpul|Juliancolton|User:Juliancolton - Wikipedia}}''' - see top icon </ref> Showed up at age 12, and was showed off as a "mature Wikipediot", then needed three tries to become an admin. At 17 he blocked [[sex|a TOW admin]]. He currently lives in New York and attends Millbrook High School after being homeschooled by his parents. Hurricanes and military history (and deleting things) make him all moist inside. Otherwise, nobody home; he's an empty suit.

Update: He has not editted at all since September 17th, 2024. He was becoming more and more inactive even before that. On May 1st, 2025, he was warned that he could be de-admined if this lack of activity continues.

*'''{{wpul|Juliancolton|Juliancolton's Wikipedia user page}}'''.
*[mailto:Juliancolton2@yahoo.com drop him an email]
*'''{{twitter|juliancd38|follow him on twitter}}'''

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===Liz===
[[File:Wikipediaadministratorliz.jpg|frameless|100px|right]]
Is it a lizard or a manlady? Hard to know.

[[File:The proudest achievement in the miserable life of W-admin Liz.png|thumb|100px|The proudest achievement in the miserable life of Wikipedia administratress Liz. ]]
In October 2021, Liz has wiped hundreds of valid geographical articles off the face of planet Wikipedia because - oh dear - the person who wrote it happens to have been blocked in 2018 over a minor incident. Three years earlier.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log/delete/Liz?offset=20211027&limit=500 Deletion log of Liz (October 26th, 2021)]</ref>

For this amazing contribution to society, people will [[Not|sorely]] miss Liz when she is gone.

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===Orangemike===
We tell people how fucking stupid and insane '''{{wpul|Orangemike|Mike Lowrey}}''' is, and they don't believe us. Unquestionably he's one of the worst administrators in the history of Jimbo Mimbo's Dick Inflation shoppe. No question of it. Mike only wears orange clothes. He smells bad, forgetting to wash regularly because he's too busy being a sci-fi fan. He's so left-wing he's incoherent (yes, he claims to be both a Wobblie and a Quaker). You name it and he's abused it. We can't even begin to list all his petty fuckups, so this selection will have to do.
[[image:OrangeMikeAtCampusTraining.jpg|right|thumb|if you saw this coming at you in the woods, you'd call the cops]]
#Dirty tricks were used to push through his adminship in 2007. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Orangemike|}}'''
#Used Wikipedia to promote his favorite Milwaukee bookstore, and fought off anyone who thought it was a "COI" issue. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Renaissance_Books&diff=106734296&oldid=101137240][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Renaissance_Books&oldid=50524380]
#But hates "paid" and "COI" editors with insane lust. Criticising him will get you banned, regardless how right you may be. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Contextflexed&action=edit] If your username even vaguely resembles that of a business, Mike will hardblock it with no explanation, and scream at you if you try to ask for unblocking.
#[[Durova]] tried to use an official WMF podcast to show the process of creating a new Wikipedia article. Right in the middle of the podcast, fuckhead Mike deleted it. '''{{archive|8zLtK}}'''
#Mike doesn't like anything that might even suggest conspiracies. '''{{archive|VK6g4}}'''
#Ask the user '''{{wpul|TuftsWebComm}}''' about Mike.
#A porn star [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Editor_assistance/Requests&diff=prev&oldid=371019769 politely requested] that some unsourced defamation be removed from his Wikipedia bio. Mike blocked him forever. Attempts to delete the article cause Mike to crawl out of his fetid dungeon and scream "KEEP".
#He improperly deleted the article about Escondido (CA) city council member Olga Diaz, and got his ass news-media coverage. '''{{archive|klLFJ}}''' It was later '''{{wikilink|Olga_Diaz|recreated}}''' by [[Fred Bauder]], over Mike's objections.
#Editor Cla68 put a joke offer to edit for pay on his userpage. Mike shrieked for his head, and was ignored. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive749#User:Cla68_advertising_his_services_as_a_paid_Wikipedia_editor|}}'''
#An openly-announced attempt to rewrite the poor article about the "Cracker Barrel" restaurant chain attracted screams of rage from Mike, apparently because he doesn't like the company. '''{{wikilink|Talk:Cracker_Barrel/Archive_2#Why_I_replaced_the_COI_tag|}}''' He failed, okay?
#A paid editor declared his COI and politely asked how to replace an old article about his employer. Mike blocked the account in a manner intended to keep him off Wikipedia permanently. [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=311]

Mike is an embarrassment. But they won't get rid of his ass. Conclusion, Wikipedia is too corrupt to save.
*'''{{ljuser|orangemike|Livejournal}}'''
*'''{{archive|vg1xL|Vanity website}}'''

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===Uncle G===
[[image:Ralph s.PNG|right|thumb|creepy!]]
'''{{wpul|Uncle_G|Uncle G}}''', aka "Lucky 6.9", aka "[[PMDrive1061]]", aka [[Ralph Squillace]], is a [[Wikipedia]] [[Bureaucratic Fuck|administrator]] who has been around for [[at least 100 years|a fucking long time]]. He is [[Notability|notable]] because even though he is an administrator, he has no user page, in fact refuses to create one. This [[Angry_German_Kid|pissed off]] a bunch of people when he nominated himself for consideration as administrator, resulting in great [[lulz]] in the voting process. He spent months sucking up to [[Jimbo Wales]], and still screwed up.

From his '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Uncle_G|first failed RFA}}''':
<blockquote>'''VERY strongly oppose'''. Clearly Uncle G doesn't accept community consensus, because he still refuses to create a userpage. To us, the arrogance of not listening to the community is worse than not having a userpage. And, in turn, it's not the lack of a userpage that bothers me as much as the red link and its implications on Recent Changes, votes, polls, and other such things. It's disruptive and it wastes everyone's time. '''{{wikilink|WP:POINT|We're here to build an encylopedia and be part of a wiki community, not to make an ideological point}}'''. <span style="color:red; font-weight:bold;">If Uncle G simply redirects his userpage to his user talk page, then I would support</span>.</blockquote>

<blockquote>'''Oppose'''. It's fine for editors to contribute without a user page, but it's not fine for admins. It rather seems like a policeman or any other official insisting on performing the job without wearing a uniform to identify himself properly. Uncle G needs '''neither''' user page '''nor''' adminship to continue his great work.</blockquote>

A [[butthurt]] Uncle G bleated in response that "it is a false inference that anonymity implies bad faith, on the grounds that anonymous users make thousands of good faith edits to Wikipedia every day." Considering the hilarious anonymous [[vandal]]ism that Uncle G's userpage has gotten, this was an extremely lulzy comment.[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=43546795][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=97881775]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=102703181][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=43832692]

Unkle's first administrator nomination resulted in a stalemate because the [[asshole|vote-counters]] couldn't make up their virgin minds, resulting in a second vote, which Unkle won, [[Florida]]-style.'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Uncle_G_2|}}'''

'''[http://archive.today/2015.03.04-220223/http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=24813&st=0&p=177887&%23entry177887 Exact quote]''' '''{{archive|0Zous#41.6%}}''': "He's a fucking idiot who obsesses over the stupidest things, refuses to admit he makes mistakes, harasses everyone who disagrees with him, and contributes absolutely nothing of value to Wikipedia."

Græt lulz-generating [[drama]] later resulted when Uncle G unilaterally handed down from [[Jew|Mount Sinai]], amid [[buttsecks|thunder and lightning]], a manifesto on [[notability]].'''{{wikilink|User:Uncle_G/On_notability|}}''' Uncle G claims that in order to be notable, something must be "non-trivial", a truly lulzy statement considering that 99% of Wikipedia is [[shit|crap]] about [[video game]]s, [[pedophilia]], [[otaku|anime]], and [[sex]] positions.

Unkle's pronouncement was promptly listed by some [[troll]] for [[VFD|deletion]], who then suddenly realized that a user-page essay was not the usual [[crap|Wikicrap]] to be mercilessly deleted. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/User:Uncle_G/On_notability|}}'''

Trolls cruelly struck a second time, putting Unkle up on Requests for comment '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Uncle_G|}}''' because of that annoying userpage thing. This time, the troll was the one who got [[pwn3d|butthurt]]. He also loves to disappear famous people who edit their own WP bios. [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=540]

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==Trust and Safety Team==
After years of criticism over their handling of pedos on Wikipedia, the [[Wikimedia Foundation]] has followed the lead of such luminaries as Twitter and YouTube by setting up a "Trust and Safety Team" whose job it is to do [[damage control]] when pedos and psychopaths are discovered on Wikipedia. This by itself is unremarkable, except for the fact that one of the idiots they have selected for this role is none other than [[Fluffernutter]], world famous for her sexually violent remarks in WP:IRC, and for screwing anyone with a sysop bit and for marrying an arbitrator, Courcelles. In addition to this hilariously inappropriate selection for their elite team of "safety" experts, they have also added [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Kalliope_%28WMF%29 Kalliope Tsouroupidou] and [https://foundation.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Rdicerb_%28WMF%29 Rachel diCerbo], two women who [https://www.opencouchsurfing.org/2011/03/12/unprofessional-couchsurfing-safety-team/ covered for] their rapey BFF when they worked for Couchsurfing.com.
The AIDS coming from the Foundation has now infected at least two other sites: In July 2016, Foundation lawyer and general failure Geoff Brigham, got a schweet gig at YouTube's "trust and safety" team, and Philippe Beaudette left the Foundation for health reasons. Reasons which disappeared when offered a job with Reddit's trust and safety team.

Beaudette was replaced by someone Even Worse: '''{{wpul|Jalexander-WMF|James Alexander}}''', a fat chupa-chode [[sperg]] from Rochester NY. His job is to cover up Wikimedia legal problems, and maintain the [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/List_of_globally_banned_users "global ban list"]. A place where he can piss on anyone he doesn't like. ''And he does.'' With a big smile. One of the people he banned till the heat-death of the universe was Jake Christie, a journalist who has ''never edited Wikipedia at all'' and is mostly famous for his '''{{blog|wikipedia-sucks-badly|anti-Wiki blog}}'''. If you're stupid enough to edit the wiki, don't forget to say hello to Alexander's pathetic sock account '''{{wpul|Begoon|Begoon!}}'''

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==See also==
*[[He does it for free]]
*[[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]
*[[Requests for adminship]]
*[[Milgram experiment]]
*[[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins]]
*[[Username Bans]]

==External Links==
*{{webcite|5lXiLbpuV|Archive of Brandt's original 2005 "Hivemind" list}}
*{{webcite|5nLJ9GO6D|Archive of Brandt's last "Hivemind", 2010}}
*{{webcite|5OTJLLIBT|Archive of 2007 "Hivemind"}}

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AVotes_for_deletion%2FNick_Gabrichidze&diff=15129735&oldid=15129710 A Vee-Ef-Dee edit] where he proudly proclaims himself a "bureaucratic fuck."
*They talk about this shit all the time on [https://wikipediocracy.com/ Wikipediocracy].

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User:BigMuppet

2025-09-03T17:45:12Z

BigMuppet: cookie monster

Guess who this is? It's the Big [[Muppet]]!

He will follow all ED rules and make ED the best wiki ever.

[[File:Cookiemonsterdid911.jpg]]

GSS

2025-09-03T17:39:18Z

BigMuppet: what it's like

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[[Image:Daler_Mehndi_34.gif|thumb|Cheap-ass [[tunak]] tunak GSS fucking up another [[India]]n because he didn't get a paid editing job.]]

'''{{wpul|GSS}}'''‎ (AKA '''[[Asshole|Gurvinder Singh]]''' or '''Garry Sahota Singh''') is the most deranged [[psychopath]] [[India]]n [[terrorist]] on [[TOW]]. He runs a [[UPE]] racket with the [[bureaucratic fucks]].<ref name=telegraph>[https://telegra.ph/Wikipedias-GSS-is-a-paid-editor-called-Pawan-Kumar-03-21 Wikipedia's GSS is a paid editor called Pawan Kumar]. March 21, 2021</ref>

==Who is GSS?==
Everything on ED is a summary of what GSS posted on the user pages of his many [[sock]]s.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160826210054/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS-1987 GSS-1987]</ref><ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Mr.sahota&oldid=510264612 Mr.sahota]</ref>

GSS is a self-outed Sikh fuck (Got that? Sick fuck). Born on March 27, 1987 in [[Shithole|Apra, Punjab]] but lives in Mumbai. He is a narcissist who claims to be a smoking hot catwalk fashion model AKA hot [[gay]] dude. He got banned for the umpteenth time by [[Bbb23]] for publishing his hot gay model bio again and again on [[TOW]], but kept coming back. Finally he decided that he could make way more [[money|smelly Indian rupees]] as a [[UPE]] mafia boss than as a gay model and male prostitute.

Garry Sahota AKA GSS worships Bhagat Singh so much that he wishes he could fuck Bhagat in the ass. Many of his sock user pages show off his [[homo]] obsession with Bhagat Singh.

GSS registered [https://bharatpedia.org/ Bharatpedia] as a trademark in Apra, Punjab and claims to be its founder.<ref>[https://trademarking.in/details/Bharatpedia-5379106.html Bharatpedia]. trademarking.in</ref>

==What does GSS do?==
GSS terrorizes anyone who tries to pay someone other than himself to get a Wikipedia article.

#Look for a freelancer on a freelancing platform
#Mistakenly talk to GSS
#Hire someone else
#Publish on Wikipedia and GSS tags UPE, sends to AfD or draftifies because he didn't get his Indian rupees
#GSS reports to [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|admins]] and sends them screenshots from his stalking activities
#GSS gets admins to do blocks, bans, CheckUsers, SPI's, global locks, salting, regex salting

Rinse and repeat.

==Socks==
[[Image:TheGarrySahota.jpg|thumb|Gay-ass GSS, [[India]]'s notorious [[UPE]] [[mafia]] boss]]
[[Image:GarrySahota.jpg|thumb|GSS AKA Garry Sahota or Gurvinder Singh, former gay model]]

His socking goes back an entire decade.

;Early socks

*{{wpul|Garry_sahota}}
*{{wpul|Gurvinder09}}
*{{wpul|Mr.sahota}}

;Recent socks

*{{wpul|GSS-1987}}
*{{wpul|GSS}} (renamed from GSS-1987)
*{{wpul|Umakant_Bhalerao}}
*{{wpul|Chiro725}}
*{{wpul|Gheus}} - not from New Zealand as he claims, but is in Mumbai, [[India]], the world's biggest shithole
*More on the way like characters popping out of nowhere in Bollywood movies!

==Names==
*TheGarrySahota (social media)
*gurwinders61 or Gurwinder S. (freelancing websites)
*Garry Sahota
*Gurvinder Singh

GSS also uses his friends' IDs in Mumbai in futile attempts to evade detection.
*Pawan Kumar<ref name=telegraph />
*Umakant Bhalerao

If a fucktard in Mumbai is screwing up a TOW page, then no doubt it's GSS!

==How to know if GSS is socking==
*Starts creating random articles about people that no one gives a fuck about
*Sudden obsession with [[UPE]], [[AIV]], [[ANI]] and especially [[SPI]]
*Always in bed with the [[CheckUser]] and [[COI]] policing admins, who then ignore and block all whistleblowers
*Puts the names of every single Wikipedia job on his watchlist
*Multiple Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled again and again with UPE tags and draftifying and AfD's
*Only Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled
*Trolls everything on his personal blacklist over and over again until he gets the job
*Extremely detailed SPI reports about who created what and posts freelancing job URL's
*Stalks other freelancers off-wiki and has no life

==GSS in real life==
This is what a typical SPI looks like in [[India]], led by GSS.

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== See also ==
*[[UPE]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[India]]
*[[Tunak]]
*[[Sock puppet]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS GSS's userpage]

{{Trolls}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Wikis Suck]]
{{Wikipedos}}

GSS

2025-09-03T17:33:52Z

BigMuppet: other than himself

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| [[Image:K12-final-fast.gif|120px|$$$]]
|<big>'''This article may have been created or edited in return for many lakhs or even crores of smelly [[money|Indian rupee]]s'''{{#if:{{{pre16Jun2014|}}}||, a violation of <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span>'s own [[UPE|terms of use]]}}. It may require cleanup since <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(205, 98%, 55%);">GSS</span> did not get the job on <span style="font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;font-size:16px;color:hsl(137, 100%, 45%);">Upwork</span> or '''''Freelancer.com'''''. Now pluck that tumbi and bang that dhol, because we're getting ready for an SPI [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ydUdqWE1g bhangra party]. Balle Balle ਬੱਲੇ ਬੱਲੇ!</big>
|}

[[Image:Daler_Mehndi_34.gif|thumb|Cheap-ass [[tunak]] tunak GSS fucking up another [[India]]n because he didn't get a paid editing job.]]

'''{{wpul|GSS}}'''‎ (AKA '''[[Asshole|Gurvinder Singh]]''' or '''Garry Sahota Singh''') is the most deranged [[psychopath]] [[India]]n [[terrorist]] on [[TOW]]. He runs a [[UPE]] racket with the [[bureaucratic fucks]].<ref name=telegraph>[https://telegra.ph/Wikipedias-GSS-is-a-paid-editor-called-Pawan-Kumar-03-21 Wikipedia's GSS is a paid editor called Pawan Kumar]. March 21, 2021</ref>

==Who is GSS?==
Everything on ED is a summary of what GSS posted on the user pages of his many [[sock]]s.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160826210054/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS-1987 GSS-1987]</ref><ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Mr.sahota&oldid=510264612 Mr.sahota]</ref>

GSS is a self-outed Sikh fuck (Got that? Sick fuck). Born on March 27, 1987 in [[Shithole|Apra, Punjab]] but lives in Mumbai. He is a narcissist who claims to be a smoking hot catwalk fashion model AKA hot [[gay]] dude. He got banned for the umpteenth time by [[Bbb23]] for publishing his hot gay model bio again and again on [[TOW]], but kept coming back. Finally he decided that he could make way more [[money|smelly Indian rupees]] as a [[UPE]] mafia boss than as a gay model and male prostitute.

Garry Sahota AKA GSS worships Bhagat Singh so much that he wishes he could fuck Bhagat in the ass. Many of his sock user pages show off his [[homo]] obsession with Bhagat Singh.

GSS registered [https://bharatpedia.org/ Bharatpedia] as a trademark in Apra, Punjab and claims to be its founder.<ref>[https://trademarking.in/details/Bharatpedia-5379106.html Bharatpedia]. trademarking.in</ref>

==What does GSS do?==
GSS terrorizes anyone who tries to pay someone other than himself to get a Wikipedia article.

#Look for a freelancer on a freelancing platform
#Mistakenly talk to GSS
#Hire someone else
#Publish on Wikipedia and GSS tags UPE, sends to AfD or draftifies because he didn't get his Indian rupees
#GSS reports to [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|admins]] and sends them screenshots from his stalking activities
#GSS gets admins to do blocks, bans, CheckUsers, SPI's, global locks, salting, regex salting

Rinse and repeat.

==Socks==
[[Image:TheGarrySahota.jpg|thumb|Gay-ass GSS, [[India]]'s notorious [[UPE]] [[mafia]] boss]]
[[Image:GarrySahota.jpg|thumb|GSS AKA Garry Sahota or Gurvinder Singh, former gay model]]

His socking goes back an entire decade.

;Early socks

*{{wpul|Garry_sahota}}
*{{wpul|Gurvinder09}}
*{{wpul|Mr.sahota}}

;Recent socks

*{{wpul|GSS-1987}}
*{{wpul|GSS}} (renamed from GSS-1987)
*{{wpul|Umakant_Bhalerao}}
*{{wpul|Chiro725}}
*{{wpul|Gheus}} - not from New Zealand as he claims, but is in Mumbai, [[India]], the world's biggest shithole
*More on the way like characters popping out of nowhere in Bollywood movies!

==Names==
*TheGarrySahota (social media)
*gurwinders61 or Gurwinder S. (freelancing websites)
*Garry Sahota
*Gurvinder Singh

GSS also uses his friends' IDs in Mumbai in futile attempts to evade detection.
*Pawan Kumar<ref name=telegraph />
*Umakant Bhalerao

If a fucktard in Mumbai is screwing up a TOW page, then no doubt it's GSS!

==How to know if GSS is socking==
*Starts creating random articles about people that no one gives a fuck about
*Sudden obsession with [[UPE]], [[AIV]], [[ANI]] and especially [[SPI]]
*Always in bed with the [[CheckUser]] and [[COI]] policing admins, who then ignore and block all whistleblowers
*Puts the names of every single Wikipedia job on his watchlist
*Multiple Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled again and again with UPE tags and draftifying and AfD's
*Only Upwork and Freelancer.com jobs getting trolled
*Trolls everything on his personal blacklist over and over again until he gets the job
*Extremely detailed SPI reports about who created what and posts freelancing job URL's
*Stalks other freelancers off-wiki and has no life

== See also ==
*[[UPE]]
*[[MER-C]]
*[[India]]
*[[Tunak]]
*[[Sock puppet]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:GSS GSS's userpage]

{{Trolls}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Wikis Suck]]
{{Wikipedos}}

GSS

2025-09-03T17:31:56Z

BigMuppet: what he does

GSS

2025-09-03T17:23:09Z

BigMuppet: not too specific

GSS

2025-09-03T17:17:30Z

BigMuppet: