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Fallout

2024-07-28T10:45:03Z

Benosisdead: /* Evolution Of Fallout */

{{spoiler|YOUR DAD [[An Hero|KILLS HIMSELF]]}}

[[image:Fallout_nes.jpg|thumb|Right|The [[lie|best]] version.]]
[[Image:Childkiller.jpg|thumb|Fallout's lovable mascot, Vault-Boy.]]

The '''''Fallout''''' series is a watered-down version of [[Rogue]] set in America [[at least 100|during the 1950s]], [[last thursday|despite the games taking place hundreds of years in the future.]] The supreme and courageous Amerifag government of this time decided the [[russia|communist]] [[wapanese|citizens]] of China needed to be taught a lesson and fired every nuclear ICBM in their arsenal at the commies. However, [[wapanese|China]] had the same thought and launched ICBMs at the homeland. Soon, every country with nuclear weapons joined in [[for the lulz|to protect themselves]]. Some people survived this apocalypse by hiding their families in private banks called [[basement|"Vaults"]], emerging only over 100 years later. The first game casts you as one of these [[Basement-dweller|Vault-dwellers]]. Because of the [[incest|awesomeness]] within the Vault, you can barely walk, taking every step in a side-to-side stagger. Unable to walk in diagonal lines, you are a social outcast and are spat upon by [[niggers|by even the foulest inhabitants of the Wasteland.]]

==''Fallout 1''==
The game can best be described as a DMV simulator in that you get to move and perform actions only when every other Down syndrome fucker gets their move first. This can lead to [[the _game|the game]] trolling the fuck out of players, especially when someone important dies and you can't reload until everyone has had their turn. The story itself involves getting a chip for some pedophile that will [[New Orleans| help avoid a disaster and purify the water in your civilization]]... only once that's done you're then expected to fix everything else that's fucked up with the Wasteland--namely, [[zombaby| mutants]]. There's also some sort of plot involving [[AIDS|a viral strain]] caused by [[You|'The Master']], but really, [[Shit nobody cares about| who in the world would do that?]]

[[Image:852_deathclaw.jpg‎|thumb|This is what happens when you make a wrong turn in ''Fallout''.]]

As this is a role-playing game you can savagely murder children and take their [[Jewgolds|money]], but then every last person will try to [[banhammer|spank]] your child-murdering ass. Lamentably, children were removed from the [[United Kingdom|British]] and [[Nazi|German]] versions of the game, and you will receive greater rewards for being a [[moralfag]]. The only noteworthy aspect of the game (other than the infanticide) is having the option to play as an [[aspie]], but even then the [[Lulz|hilarity]] is in short supply.

==''Fallout 2''==
As if the first one wasn't bad enough, Interplay decided to come back with another game, this time with more bugs and issues without a patch, yay. If you have played this game and compared it to the first game, you may ask yourself what the difference is. The answer is nothing. Same perk system, same attributes, some new skills,''nothing'' interesting. Even with all the patches, there are bugs everywhere, all substantial.

There are also '''OMG SO RANDUM''' encounters in which you meet the bridge keeper from Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail, encounter a crashed away craft from the Starship Enterprise, and other random shit that makes the game take years to beat. The penultimate boss is the President of the United States, and the only way to defeat him is to [[Monica_Lewinsky|dress up as an intern and give him a hummer, then tell some disgusting, old, fat whore about it while she records the conversation.]] While escaping, you run into the actual final boss, a super mutant in power armor named Frank Horrigan, with 999 HP, weapons so badass they are not usable by the player without editing the game's code, and a shitload of turrets ready to fuck you right up.

You could get laid in this game and drive a car too. You could also screw yourself over by becoming a slaver, after which all the butthurt moralfags in the wasteland won't do shit for you. You could become a porn star and get [[AIDS]], join the Mafia, get raped by a super mutant, or even become a [[Scientologist]]. No, seriously.
[[Image:Dumpster diving.jpg|thumb|Playing Fallout IRL]]

Despite the horrible leveling system, the tedious and boring errand boy quests, the failed attempts at humor, and unenjoyable combat system, the basement dwellers at [http://www.nma-fallout.com No Mutants Allowed] still claim it was the best rpg ever made and refuse to acknowledge Fallout 3 as a sequel, mostly because all the people who made Fallout 2 got [http://www.gamespot.com/pc/rpg/fallout3/news_6085243.html shit canned]. [[BAWWWWW|Apparently, making a game different from its predecessors, despite the drastic improvements, automatically renders it shit.]] They are extremely [[butthurt]] that it didn't follow the same isometric,[[linux|text based]], turn based, boring as hell style as its predecessors, despite being better designed, written, and choreographed.

==''Fallout Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel''==
...Not to be confused with ''Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel''.

After releasing two games in the main series, it was time for a spin-off and as a result came [[Final Fantasy Tactics|Fallout Tactics]]. The graphics are improved from the previous games (you can now play in a screen resolution greater than 640x480), and now the game focuses on combat alone, with cumbersome squad controls and a revised semi-real time combat system that is so fucked up that the player must switch back to the tedious old turn-based system of the previous games. There was also an editor included, which no one has ever figured out how to use. Oh, and you can't bang hookers and kill kids, like you could in previous games.

==''Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel''==
..Not to be confused with ''Fallout Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel''.

Following the release of ''Fallout Tactics'', Interplay [[retard|head honcho]] Herve Caen decided that it would be a [[stupid|great idea]] to produce a crappy ''[[Diablo]]'' knock-off as the next installment in the series instead of focusing on the development of ''Oblivion With Guns'', which was at the time known as "Fallout 3" but was changed to Oblivion With Guns to more suit the style of the game. The title ''Van Buren'' or some [[gay|faggy]] [[German]] shit like that was also considered. ''Brotherhood of Steel'' was built on the same game engine as ''Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance'', which, coincidentially, was also a shitty Diablo clone of a well-known CRPG series.

Needless to say, nobody bought ''BoS'' (more like ''PoS'', [[amirite]], lol) and Interplay went bankrupt. For some reason, everyone at Interplay kept working, despite being [[banhammer|evicted]] from their office and going without pay for [[at least 100]] hours.

==Van Buren, The Real Fallout 3==
[[File:Fallout vanb.jpg|thumb|250px|So different.]]

After years of planning for the next entry in the franchise, Black Isle Studios (the makers of the games), suddenly went into [[poor|bankruptcy]]. Apparently not releasing a new product for several years can lead to [[fail|financial ruin]]. Who knew? They also claimed that the game was [[Lie|OMG ALMOST FINISHED]], [[Shit nobody cares about|but alas, no one cares]]. [[All your base are belong to us|Their headquarters were gutted]], the company disbanded, and their financial executives were [[anal rape|anally raped]] by [[retard|Super Mutants]].

So with the loss of the developers, the [[murder|child-murdering]] nuclear apocalypse [[rape]] game officially died. And so it remained for [[At least 100 years|the better part of a decade]], until with a trusty [[Hax|G.E.C.K.]] in one hand and its [[penis]] in the other, Bethesda officially acquired the rights to the Fallout franchise.

==''Fallout 3''==

[[Image:Wastelandsafari.jpg|thumb|left|Mr.Tenpenny will see you now.]]
[[Image:Fallout04.jpg|thumb|This may look intimidating, but one shot to its head with a shotgun and you win.]]
'''''Fallout 3''''' is the highly [[shit|successful]] revival of the franchise by Bethesda Softworks, who realized that the only way to revive a completely dead franchise was to completely disregard any sort of lore from the original games and make up their own, shitty storyline. Bethesda even fucked up so hard that they forgot that Harold, a character from Fallout 2, died in an explosion, yet he comes back as a [[pedophile|tree]] in their own installment. Give a bunch of uneducated [[Basement-dweller|developers]] who don't know what the hell they're doing the rights to a game, a short deadline, and bunch of [[crack]], and you have Fallout 3.

===Quests===
[[File:Cleaver.jpg|thumb|left|typical gameplay scenery]]
One of the many [[fanboy|praised]] aspects of Fallout 3 is the [[lie|variety of quests]]. Unlike most RPGs, this game doesn't bore you to death with [[Borderlands|redundant quests like finding things and killing this dude]]. [[bullshit|The majority of the side quests are well-written, with reasonable lengths and many paths to take. The quests have good and evil options to them, along with many ways to end the quest.]]

The main quest goes like this: You are born in the Jefferson Memorial. Seconds afterward, your mother dies from [[HNNNNNNGGGGG|cardiac arrest]] after pushing your [[fat]] ass out of her [[vagina]]. Your dad is too much of an alcoholic to raise you by himself, so he seeks shelter in a [[basement|Vault]]. You grow up in the Vault, and all is going well until your dad leaves you behind and heads out to the Wasteland to finish your mom's project she started a long time ago. You escape the Vault and track him down, encountering many of the [[shit|excellent]] side quests on the way. Eventually, you find your dad [[The Matrix|trapped in a dream simulator]], and you help him escape it by either killing everyone else or releasing a bunch of [[Chinese]] commandos to do it for you.
[[Image:KAMASUTRA.gif|thumb|right|Is it [[Rule 34]] if it's an unaltered image from the game?]]

Dad is [[butthurt]] that you left the Vault, but decides you have proven yourself worthy of helping him with Project Purity, an attempt to create purified water all across the Wasteland. Either help him or tell him to fuck off for leaving you in the Vault (which [[you]] deserved). If you choose to help him, a wannabe group of [[Internet Tough Guy]]s find their way to the purifier and attempt to use it for themselves. Your dad, being a [[moralfag]], [[an hero|sacrifices himself to keep the purifier]] by releasing large levels of radiation upon himself and the Enclavefags. The leader, [[asshole|Colonel Autumn]], injects himself with modified Rad-X to survive.

You escape with the other scientists to join up with the [[White Knight|Brotherhood of Steel]]. You are required to hunt down a G.E.C.K., a necessary key for the purifier. After you get it, you are date-raped by the Enclave and are taken to their base. President Eden asks you to use a virus that will kill any mutants, ghouls, or irradiated people (pretty much anybody that was not in the Enclave) with the purifier. You then haul ass out of the base, join back up with the Brotherhood, and prepare to take back the purifier. You fight your way through the Enclave's defenses, kick Autumn's ass, and reclaim the purifier. However, the asshole Enclave tampered with it. It must be activated immediately or <s>the universe will explode</s> it will never be usable. You are faced with one final decision: [[Wat do]]? You can [[an hero|be brave and sacrifice yourself to activate the purifier]], get that [[bitch]] Lyons to do it, or a [[Spic|ghoul/super mutant to do it]]. If you choose to do it, you can activate the FEV virus to kill fucking everybody, or not. Either way, you die unless you have the DLC.

===V.A.T.S.===
[[Image:Bushvats.gif|right|V.A.T.S. IRL.]]
Allows the player to target Vaginas, Anuses, Tits, and Shit on an enemy [[ZA WARUDO|while time has stopped]]. This enables you to do critical damage to the enemy or shoot the gun out of their hand when you ejaculate. Most of the time the player will just do [[headshot|headshots]] to try to end the fight faster, which isn't fun at all. V.A.T.S. is percentage based, so if your weapon is a piece of [[Shit|shit]] and your weapon skills suck ass, then you will [[Fail|miss consistently]] even at point-blank range(WTF?). If you do make contact and kill your enemy, they will be decapitated in the most spectacularly gory way ever as a way of thanking you for putting up with V.A.T.S.' non-removable slow-mo.

Don't even try to use melee weapons though. Bethesda decided to make V.A.T.S. in melee FUCKING USELESS (except for [[epenis|The Shiskebab]] which skeets hwat fiyar!). Not only can you not target a [[Cunt|specific area]] on the enemy's body, but every time you decide to V.A.T.S. with melee you will hit them once and then use all of your AP like [[Retard|a person with a very high I.Q.]] waving your laughably ineffectual [[penis|weapon]] at nothing. Instead, only use melee weapons to quickly drain the health of stronger enemies by playing Ring-around-the-Rosie with them, continuously slashing them in the [[ass|back]].
[[File:Wastelandhookers.jpg|thumb|left|If you manage to save up 9000 caps, you'll be able to get a blowjob from one of these lovely ladies.]]

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===[[retard|S.P.E.C.I.A.L.]]===
[[File:Fallout3nakedmod.jpg|thumb|The hero of Fallout 3]]
Having been around since the first game, [[Retard|S.P.E.C.I.A.L.]] is a character creation/leveling/skill system. When the player first [[secks|creates a character]], they can apply stat points to different attributes. For example, you can make a character with low intelligence (and watch him grunt his way through the game's conversations) and [[Asperger's Syndrome|low charisma]], but [[hackers on steroids|very high strength and endurance]]. With Fallout 3, Intelligence is the number one skill to level up, as apparently being smart equals moar learning. You can also choose to [[United Kingdom|specialize]] in three skills which range from essentials (big-ass guns) to useful (Steal), to just plain useless (Outdoorsman).

===Actual Gameplay===
[[File:Teacher killed by disturbed children.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Epic Win|Common household decoration in the wasteland.]]]]
[[File:Fallout3HardcoreStyle.jpg|thumb|[[Loli|What happens when you play Fallout too many times.]]]]

Fallout 3 is a boring and neverending cycle of killing [[emo|raiders]] who use crappy weapons and the same armor. That, or reloading your game because of all the game-breaking bugs it has.

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===Characters===
Fallout 3 has a fuckton of characters, but most just spout TL;DR shit and only want to show you their skill at catching your shotgun shells with their faces.

*'''[[Daddy|Dad]]''': After you murder your mother, good ol' dad abandons you in the vault because of [[incest|personal issues]]. He even leaves you a note describing in detail that he fucking hates you. Because everyone [[retard|set their S.P.E.C.I.A.L intelligence to 1]], your character sets out to find him. Dad [[An_hero|honorably sacrifices his life to save his only child]], but not before he castrates you for awesomely blowing up that shitty ghetto (which everyone did).

*'''[[Obama|The Overseer]]''': Dad's decision to [[GTFO]] makes the [[Obama|head nigga in charge]] rage, and he decides to [[DELETE_FUCKING_EVERYTHING|kill everyone in the vault]]. After [[Rodney_King| having a civil chat with him]], you then depart the vault after getting blown by his daughter. Alternatively, you can just waste his crazy nigga ass.

*'''[[bitch|Amata]]''': [[Cock|HOW ABOUT I SHOW YOU A REAL TUNNEL SNAKE, AMATA?]]

*'''[[internet tough guy|Butch]]''': Leader of the Tunnel Snakes and a total [[Internet Tough Guy]]. In the chaos of the vault escape, he is in dire straits and asks for your help because [[Faggot|he hates bugs]]. Your character promptly tells him to fuck off and proceeds to gang-bang Butch's mother with four other <s>rad</s>[[cock]]roaches. In the unlikely event that you let this '[[retard|badass]]' loose on the wasteland, he lives up to his gang leader status and becomes a [[Faggot|hairdresser]].

*'''[[Nigga|Sheriff Simms]]''': Seeing a lot of black person leader figures in this game? Lucas Simms took advantage of the post-apocalyptic scenario, in true black style, to steal some fine-ass threads and a sweet gat in order to reign supreme over the poor innocent white inbreds in Megaton. A natural [[Obama|uppity coon]], he confronts you at Megaton's gate and makes you his bitch (doesn't matter if you're a guy or not).

*'''[[Dog|Dogmeat]]''': The companion dog found in all Fallout games. In almost all the games, Dogmeat is typically killed within minutes of acquiring him. However, in [[shit|Fallout 3]] he is fucking invincible, so send him to do your [[#Fallout 3|shit]] for you.

*'''[[badass|Mister Burke]]''': [[pools_closed|Megaton's closed]], but it would seem Mister Burke had other ideas. The character that everyone wanted to be upon first meeting him. [[TL;DR|As the story progresses]], Simms decides to arrest him and [[Buttsex|interrogate him for any useful information.]] Burke reminds Simms that [[Unrealistic_expectations|black people cannot amount to anything]] before streaming a torrent of lead into his stupid ass. Asks you to pwn Megaton [[lulz|for the lulz]]. Seriously, this guy is a fucking badass.

*'''[[Fucktard|Three Dog]]''': Host of [[GNAA|GNR]] (Gay Nigger Radio) who [[ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH|hates the government]] and doesn't afraid of anything. He sends you on a quest halfway across the world map just to tell you the information you ask for(along with a [[TLDR|TL:DR]] rant about the good fight). That information is only about three fucking sentences and you could have figured it out yourself if you had used your fucking brain. He strongly believes he is a brave, noble [[Kanye West|voice of his generation]], despite the fact he's just an [[Barack Obama|uppity nigger shouting into a microphone from the safety of his tower]].

*'''[[President]] [[George Bush|John Henry Eden]]''': President of the Enclave. President of [[America]]. President of your heart. He [[Bill Clinton|loves]] America. Really, really [[buttsecks|loves]] America. And he [[rape|loves]] [[YOU]], darling American. Becomes an hero after talking to him for two sentences. Bethesda tried courting [[Obama|Former President Bill Clinton]] as a voice actor for this character. This is the one time he said NO, as it wasn't [[Marijuana|Weed]], [[Pussy]] or being asked if he'll use an intern's [[Asking for it|sloppy hole as a cigar humidor]].

[[File:Fallout3Betty.jpg|thumb|Stanislaus Braun as Betty.]]

*'''[[German|Dr. Stanislaus Braun]]''': An insane [[Nazi]] scientist who [[Moot|wanted to be little girl]], so he used [[computer science]] to make his own incredibly [[Second Life|gay and buggy]] [[MMORPG]] so he could have a [[fugly]] [[loli]] as his avatar. Since [[You don't have any friends|he didn't have any friends]] to play his [[retarded|super awesome]] game with, he lured a lot of people into his basement with promises of candy, and forced them to join his server. When you meet him, he has used his admin abilities to turn your father into a dog in order to brainwash him into thinking he is a [[furry]], and he then proceeds to turn you into a child (possibly to fulfill a dream of having underage [[cybersex]]).

*'''[[Stupid|Scribe Yearling]]''': A [[Transgender|tranny]] member (no srsly she has a mustache!!!) of the Brotherhood of Steel, a group of people with a technology fetish who live in the Pentagon and [[fap]] to [[Transformers|a bigass robot]] that says anti-Communist cliches and gets nuked (ZOMFG SPOILER ALERT!!!!11One!! etc.) Scribe (read: pencil pusher) Yearling has a learning fetish, and if you bring her books that are in perfect condition (all 3 of 'em), she will suck your cock and you will get to have an orgy with her [[Halo|sex slaves in "Power Armor"]].

*'''[[God|Fawkes]]''': The ultimate reward for choosing to go the [[Moralfag|good]] karma route of the game. Standing well over 7 feet tall and, with broken steel installed, having an HP count of '''[[Over 9000|15,000]]'''! [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|Picking him up will pretty much break the game as he is stronger than '''Fucking everything''']]. Being the company filled with [[Troll|fair and balanced businessmen concerned with your overall gameplay experience]] Bethesda Studio is you would think that they would even the payload by giving Fawkes a shit weapon... [[Nope.avi|Nope]] they give him a '''FUCKING GATLING LASER''', so pretty much how every battle goes with him as your follower is you run into a group of raiders, you *plink* one with your tiny 10 mm pistol, and then Fawkes yells some shit, pulls out his [[Penis|Gatling laser]] and kills every one of them not letting you gain any experience. Combine with Dogmeat for major breakage.

==DLC==
[[Image:Rsz_fallout3.jpg|thumb|right|[[Gmod|Yeah what the hell.]]]]
Bethesda, deciding that they could suck even more money out of the [[Xbox_360|retarded kids who play their shitty games]], has released five content packs for "Fallout 3." Each one is nothing more than a few more items, achievements, and bugs.

[[File: Take my bottlecaps.png|thumb|Fantards' reactions to the DLC.]]
*'''Operation Anchorage'''
The first "Fallout 3" downloadable content pack takes place in a virtual reality [[Call of Duty|'''military simulation''']] in the main game where the player character is stripped of their equipment and is forced to use the [[cock|replacements provided]]. You are a military grunt based in [[Alaska]] tasked with liberating Alaska from Chink invaders alongside your fellow soldiers, all of whom are fucking stupid and incapable of killing anything on their own. This DLC isn't worth ten dollars, so don't buy it. It is boring and short, requiring you only to shoot and blow up stuff. The only good thing about this is that, as rewards for completion, you get an indestructible and fucking awesome suit of armor and another suit that is basically invisible when you squat. However, this armor was stolen from [[Metal Gear Solid 4]]. Sony is writing a lawsuit as you read this.

*'''The Pitt'''
This is literally the worst program ever made. There were so many [[AIDS|bugs]] in this that it was taken off the Xbox Live marketplace to be re-released. Once it was playable, all that was left to offer was more moral' choices (if you call picking between two dicks a moral choice) and the new area of [[Pittsburgh]] itself, now a huge black person complex. It is not recommended for purchase, though it isn't as bad as Anchorage, as you can return any time you want and unlock more shittier retextured items.
[[File:Flamewarpipboy.gif|thumb|Vault-Boy <3's Flamewars.]]
*'''Broken Steel'''
Created after the developers realized that they fucked up the original game's ending when they had three radiation-immune characters who SHOULD have gone in your place. Also, the fans were BAAAAWING about the ending because they were too fucking stupid to read that the game had a definite end. They needed a plot device to continue the story, so they decided that the exposure to radiation merely puts you to sleep for two weeks. This add-on also extends the level cap to 30, breaks the game's difficulty into tiny pieces, and adds [[shit no one cares about|new main and side quests to the main game]]. Sadly, they are all about shooting people with guns as the good guys, thus fucking over people who like to have decent stories.

*'''Point Lookout'''
You board a boat and travel to Incestville, [[Maryland]]. Tobar, the boatman, is revealed to have a brain fetish (not an ED joke, but [[fact|fact]]), and he removes a chunk of your brain. The DLC is actually quite good. If you want to buy a DLC, this is the only one that will give you more than five hours of gameplay, as well as the ability to shoot hillbillies with a double-barrel shotgun while wearing a [[Confederate]] hat and completely trip balls after taking [[drugs]]. This is one of the most bizarre moments in gaming history because you get to see your dead mother's corpse and a message that says, "If I had a baby that ugly, I'd abandon it too!" Also, because Bethesda couldn't find a true hillbilly in the north, the northern hillbillies have developed southern accents. (Clearly, they did not search in upstate New York or southern New Jersey.) Isn't that cool? Prepare to be disappointed, motherfucker, because it's still a shithole.

Doesn't blowing an inbred mutant hillbilly's head off with a double-barreled shotgun sound awesome? So, good luck with that. That double-barreled shotgun is a faulty piece of junk that can't hit anything more than ten feet away or anything closer than six inches away. You're going to miss unless you're perfectly positioned. It does, however, have some sort of magical property that causes it to become extremely accurate and lethal as soon as an enemy gets their hands on it. They can take a third of your health from another country with that shit. So, even on a low difficulty setting, expect to spend a lot of time in Point Lookout getting raped in the ass. Oh, and even if you get enough of them to repair one to full working order, it'll still jam after only fifty shots. You shouldn't bother with it because the terrible shotgun is much more accurate, does much more damage, and is much more durable.

You should also enjoy the section where you're tripping balls because you'll be spending a lot of time on it. This section of the main quest is nearly impossible to complete due to the 360 version being ridiculously unstable. If you're playing this shit on the 360, almost everything you do will cause the game to crash at this point. The game will crash if you look at something incorrectly. Moving too quickly will cause the game to crash. Moving too slowly will cause the game to crash. Breathing on the controller will cause the game to crash. The game will crash if you hold the controller incorrectly. At this point, smashing your 360, charging into Bethesda's headquarters, and going on a killing spree would be the best thing to do.

*'''Mothership Zeta'''
A signal from a crashed recon craft is picked up by your Pip-Boy. You arrive and are kidnapped for [[Buttsecks|alien anal experiments]]. Following the buttrape, you join forces with other loveship prisoners to form an uprising. You meet a slew of other befuddled abductees here, including a possibly psychic and demonic [[Loli|little girl]], a [[Lemonparty|old-timey]] astronaut who dies immediately, a [[Brokeback Mountain|cowboy]] who only wants to shoot aliens, a pussy medic who only serves as a healer and a cryonade factory, and a [[Azn|samurai]] who speaks no Engrish. You can use their ship as your personal shit-storing station once you've [[Rape|killzoned]] all the aliens. [[Fail|Your space house doesn't have a fucking bed, and 70% of the ship is rendered unexplorable.]] The characters are all [[boring|boring]], and their only purpose is to be shot in the face and looted for unique armor. The weapons are as ineffective as a cripple's kick. In fact, a revolver from the 1800s outperforms alien shields made in 2277. Overall, a joke played by Bethesda on Fallout 3 after consuming copious amounts of booze and crack.

==''Fallout: [[Las Vegas|New Vegas]]''==
[[image:Boone.png|thumb|Boone, one of the companions in Jew Vegas. Wears this expression throughout the entire game, even when he's dead.]]
[[image:FNV_Landscape.png|thumb|[[Lie|Obsidian spent much time on creating the landscape.]]]]
[[File:Cruz Fallout NV.jpg|thumb|right|Degenerates like you..]]
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Obsidian Games' Fallout: Jew Vegas is essentially a Fallout 1 and 2 themed Fallout. Many of the Fallout 1 and 2 developers worked on New Vegas, so it's more like the first two games, and the lore isn't as messed up as it was in Fallout 3. It does, however, have [[more]] bugs and a severely broken difficulty curve. This game, unlike the others, has nothing to do with vaults. You play as a shady courier kidnapped by Chandler from [[Friends]] for delivering a poker chip to a dying old man who runs the New Vegas strip. This chip would give him complete control of the Mojave Desert, but you don't know that yet (except now you do, lulz). Chandler, aided by some inbred tribal guys, brags about what a jerk you are for a few minutes before shooting you in the fucking face. You survive the shot (because he didn't use VATS), but almost everyone in Fallout can usually take about 5-10 headshots before dying. Chandler has his tribal lovers bury you, unaware that you're still alive, but then some robot named Victor digs you up, the actual game begins, and everything goes downhill from there. It's also worth noting that if you have the right perk and are a female, you can have hot [[buttsecks]] with Chandler.

The plot of Fallout: Jew Vegas expands beyond your [[gay|encounter]] with Chandler to a full-fledged [[rape]]-fest between two douchebag factions known as the [[George W Bush|NCR]] and the [[Douchebag|Caesar's Legion]]. You can join one of these factions or help Vegas regain its independence with the assistance of a [[creepy]] robot or a horny [[old]] man. Unlike Bethesda, Obsidian used their heads and created four different endings, resulting in massive [[Bawww]]ing from envious Fallout 3 fans.

The game plays like most Fallout games in that it starts off as complete bullshit, but becomes so easy towards the end that combat is just an annoying occurrence that prevents you from wrapping up the storyline and [[fanboi|START PLAYING IT ALL OVER AGAIN!!! OMG, WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF I FUCKED VICTOR IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOVEL AT THE BEGINNING OR IF I SAID "NO" INSTEAD OF "YES"??]]. The first two main quests begin with relatively easy enemies, and then you find yourself in some rocket facility with invisible [[Mr. Hands|super mutants raping your ass]], knocking off a third of your health with each thrust while you desperately try to pick away at their health with your moans. Then it's back to walking north until you do something stupid, like run into a herd of Deathclaws or a swarm of Cazadors, which are insanely overpowered and can inexplicably kill you by ramming into you and dealing [[over 9000]] damage in less than three seconds, at which point you realize they've been following you since before your last save, forcing you to restart from the beginning.

Then there are GLITCHES. The game has become notorious for crashing every 15 minutes, chugging whenever NPCs are in sight, and getting characters stuck in the environment. There have been a couple of patches released so far, but they don't seem to do anything. It gets better, though. Quite a few of these glitches existed in [[Oblivion]] too, and on top of that, they had been fixed. The most notable and crippling one is the NPC framerate problem. Whenever NPCs with facial expressions such as ghouls and humans are on screen, the framerate drops significantly. This was a problem in Oblivion as well, and an unofficial fix exists that allows the players' GPUs to render the facial expressions instead. The solution was a simple DLL that Obsidian could have easily included with the game.

[[Some argue]] that Obsidian improved upon Fallout 3 substantially, one of the most notable changes being voice acting. Now there are three voice actors for everyone instead of only the two Bethesda used in Oblivion and Fallout 3. Because the less important characters have significantly less dialogue than in Fallout 3, you'll frequently pass by a patrol of NCR soldiers muttering "Patrolling the Mojave Desert almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter" over and over. It gets even funnier when you come across murderous Powder Ganger members who scream "MURDERER" over and over when you attack them, despite the fact that they're having fun blowing the shit out of people with dynamite [[for the lulz]]. Furthermore, the radio stations enhance GNR's image. One has a computer DJ with a speech impediment, and another is run by [[Glenn Beck|some crazy guy]] who lives in a decommissioned military radio station. They both play the same five songs.

Oh, and in case you didn't realize it, this game is superior to Fallout 3.

{{quote|Please assume the position.| Fisto on raping you with a pneumatic [[dildo]]. No, really.}}

==Characters==
This game has so many characters it's a miracle the disc doesn't explode and send every shard flying up your ass each time you load it up. Behold:

[[File:Benny jew vegas.jpg|right|thumbnail|Benny is a bit... [[retarded|special]].]]

*'''[[You]]''': [[winner|Shot in the MOTHERFUCKING HEAD and BURIED ALIVE]] [[Epic Fail|DURING THE INTRO]], just to remind you how much money you spent on a game that tells you that you're too gay to play it before you even have the chance to press a single button. You manage to survive long enough to [[America|fuck up the world]].

* '''[[Wop|Benny]]''': He prefers to be called [[Homo|Mathew Perry]]. He used to be a spear-chucking savage; now he chucks bullets, like the one he puts in your fucking face at the start of the game. The real fun in this game is listening to his lazy, phoned in, opiate influenced dialogue and realizing that he most likely was imitating [[Elvis]] and had to be awakened every l0 minutes because he kept falling asleep on the [[Shit]]ter

* '''[[Walt Disney|Mr. House]]''' (Not to be confused with [[House|Dr. House]]): Undead Cyborg with a [[neckbeard]]; confined to [[Hugbox|some variety of stasis chamber]] and tries to get you to fuck up the NCR and Caesar, but you're actually more likely to suck his 200-year-old robot dick and help him rule the Mojave Desert in exchange for a swanky hotel room.

* '''[[Gay|Arcade Gannon]]''': A homosexual follower who is stuck in the past and wants you to [[Lemonparty|gather up a bunch of old geezers who are washed up enclave soldiers to help the war effort]].

* '''[[Lesbian|Veronica]]''': Another sexually confused follower who used to have an affair with a bald and mute chick. She tried to alleviate the Brotherhood's status, but due to being the basement-dwellers they are, she failed.

* '''[[Lemonparty|Caesar]]''': Old, misogynistic homo with a cross-dressing fetish, considering that he and his followers wear skirts. He keeps a gay doctor as his pet, has a [[Charles Whitman|brain tumor]] and will fucking die within a year, making this character pretty much useless. [[WTF|Raping his face with a shotgun has no effect on the game's story, even though he's basically the main bad guy.]]

* '''[[I am disappoint|Legate Lanius]]''': Caesar's right-hand man. [[No|Will fuck your shit right up]], [[Final Boss|unless you use that special move you learned from a crippled old nigger to knock him down and leave him defenseless while you unload over 9000 bullets into his face.]]

* '''[[RAGE|Cass]]''': An alcoholic hillbilly bitch with no tits and a bad habit of killing the absolute fuck out of everyone and everything when given explosives.

* '''[[Internet Tough Guy|Craig Boone]]''': [[Spoiler|Shot his pregnant wife]] and isn't afraid of anything.

* '''[[Spambot|Victor]]''': The whacked-out robot stalker that [[Gay|thinks it's a cowboy]] and follows you across the desert. Serves absolutely no purpose other than to annoy the almighty fuck out of you.

* '''[[Jessica Brooks|Joshua Graham]]''': [[Mormon]] mummy who was [[AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST|set on fire and thrown into the Grand Canyon]], but still crawled his burnt ass out of that hole and cockslapped a tribe of savages into being his bitches, spending his days in a cave at the back of their camp [[Blowjob|polishing their guns.]]

* '''[[Furry|Vulpes Inculta]]''': "I'm a skinny faggot who wears a dog on his head and [[i did it for the lulz|wiped out an entire town like a boss]]."

* '''[[Moralfag|Julie Farkas]]''': Fugly, mohawk-sporting dyke; every second person to whom you speak seems to send you back to her for more [[Drunk|regretful]] buttsex.

* '''[[Brain|Doctor Klein]]''': HAND PENISES!

* '''[[Zombie|Raul Tejada]]''': Emo [[Mexican]] zombie who constantly whines about being such an old bastard. Had a [[Loli|sister]] who was [[Goosh Goosh|raped to death]].

* '''[[Nigger|Ulysses]]''': OLD WORLD OLD WORLD OLD WORLD OLD WORLD ROAD ROAD ROAD ROAD COURIER COURIER BEAR BULL BEAR BULL BEAR BULL BEAR BULL BEAR BULL HISTORY HISTORY HISTORY HISTORY HISTORY HISTORY HISTORY AMERICA FUCKING SLEEPS, NIGHTY NIGHT AMERICA!

==The Factions==

[[File:Degenerates.png|70px|thumb|left|What every legion think about women]]'''[[Gang|The Powder Gangers]]''': [[Crips|Thugs]] who operate out of the local [[prison]]. At first, the idea of [[lulz|blowing up shit with dynamite, raping women, and taking drugs]] is awesome, but then you realize they have a [[Jailhouse Gay|terrible secret]]. STEAL THEIR TNT AND [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|BLOW UP EVERYTHING]].

'''[[Roman Empire|Caesar's]] [[circle jerk|Legion]]''': It's no surprise that the only faction that accepts [[Lemonparty|open male homosexuality]] is a group of middle-aged men dressed in Roman outfits and football padding. Their women, on the other hand, have few rights, such as the ability to choose whether or not to go to the kitchen willingly. Their typical day consists of burning villages, raping random people, and nailing [[You|anyone]] they despise to a [[Jesus|cross]] for fun. Their quests also provide shite rewards and make every other faction want you to eat shite and die. It should also be noted that their leader is upset because of a tumor in his head, which you can use to kill him once you've finished [[buttsex|carrying out his commands]].

'''[[America|NCR]]''': Post-[[Apocalypse]] [[Republicans]] who consider themselves the wasteland's [[USI|real government]] and almost wish for a nuclear winter. The local battalion in the Mojave is led by a [[nigger]] diplomat, an Asian who has been assigned the dreaded task of keeping the local junkies at bay, a PMS-ridden butch lesbian who wants you to royally fuck up everyone who calls the NCR mean names, and a lazy bum who, despite sitting on his fat ass all day, has attained the rank of general by giving out free blowjobs to every senator in the NCR goverment. For [[Lulz|great justice]], you can assassinate their president.

[[image:Pearl.jpg|thumb|[[Slavery|Please]] this lady to nuke more shit.]]
'''[[Terrorist|The Boomers]]''': [[Paranoid]] psychos led by an old woman named Pearl who enjoys [[Cum|blowing stuff up]] with their [[Cocks|explosives]]. If the [[You|Player]] does enough shit for the Boomers, they gain their assistance and [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|fly a fucking bomber that royally shits on everyone who opposes you]].

'''[[Fail|The Brotherhood of Steel]]''': Formerly awesome motherfuckers who took [[Awesome|high-grade energy weapons]] away from the [[Niggers|uneducated masses of the post-Apocalypse]] and had [[Warhammer 40,000|cool suits of armor]], they have been relegated to [[basement-dweller]] status because they lost a war to the NCR, who were using [[Gun|5.56's]], weren't [[300|trained from birth]] to fight, and were using fabric uniforms. Years after said war ended, they are still stuck in their basement and only an outsider who has nothing to do with them can get them out of their [[Alcohol|bender]].

'''[[Pussies|The Kings]]''': A bunch of [[Elvis]] wannabes who are even weaker than the Powder Gangers. The only reason you'll ever do any of their quests is so you can acquire a metal dog so you can have it [[Family Guy|lick peanut butter off your dick]].

==DLC==

*'''Dead Money'''

You are roofied by a Super Mutant, [[buttsecks|ass-raped]] by his second personality, and then you are forced to wear an explosive collar around your neck and are forced to be an old fuck's [[bitch]]. He makes you sprint through a depressing villa, dodging gas and obnoxious radios and speakers. First, you must meet the Super Mutant named Dog and listen to his constant whining.

You later meet a [[British]] ghoul with a stashing [[fetish]]. He was a singer who got stuck in the villa because no one liked his cockney uppity, rich accent. He later attempts to murder you unless you give him tea and crumpets. You also meet Christine, a bald, fugly woman in a cylinder who was stabbed multiple times in the face and then run over by an 18-wheeler. She lost her voice after ingesting too much [[semen]].

So you gather these scumbags to try to locate the Sierra Madre Vault, which contains a shitload of M0N1ES!!! Then you realize you're too frail to carry the treasure. You [[GTFO]] and leave the old man who enslaved you in the vault to fry. You just squandered three hours of game time because you were too fucking weak to carry the treasure! Congratulations, FUCKNUT!

*'''Honest Hearts'''

You follow a bunch of caravaneers into the Grand Canyon, where you and your friends are ass-raped by a bunch of [[Injuns|Indians]]. They kill everybody but you, as you are lucky enough to be spared since they knew that fighting your wimpy ass wouldn't be a challenge. You are sent to a [[Mormon|Mormon missionary]] mummy who was set on fire and thrown into the Grand Canyon by Caesar and survived (yep, even after the world ends, fucking Mormons still come knocking). He makes you do a bunch of [[shit nobody cares about]] and runs you into a bunch of [[lolwut|BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKING MUTATED FACE-RAPING ZOMBIE STEROID MURDERBEARS]] and more illiterate Indians who make you want to turn the game volume down.

Eventually, you get a choice of how to help the Indians: fight the tribals or be a [[French|fucking pussy]]. Of course, you choose to fight through hard-ass tribals that somehow got their hands on advanced military weapons. You kill a shit-faced tribal leader who gets captured by the mummy in a matter of seconds, and you either kill him or spare him. Then an ending begins, telling you [[Shit nobody cares about|every single fucking detail about the aftermath of your decisions]]. Whoopity-fucking-do.

*'''Old World Blues'''

Probably the best of the FNV DLC so far (which is not saying much). You are beamed to a [[Goatse|massive crater]] called the Big Empty after discovering a [[FOX News|crashed satellite]] in the middle of the desert. Here, you'll meet some scientists who have their brains stuck in jars and can do nothing but float around and browse [[b/|/b/]]. [[LOL WUT|Some will even cyber with you, while another misidentifies your fingers and toes as penises.]] Another brain, Dr. Mobius, steals your internal organs for no apparent reason, and you are required to retrieve a [[Cock|long, erect antenna]], a [[Fursuit|special suit]], and a [[iPod|thing that emits loud noises]].

It turns out Mobius has [[It was a social experiment|tricked the other brains into thinking that there is nothing beyond the crater]], so that they won't [[Troll|terrorize]] the wasteland with their experiments. [[Obvious|This is evidently unnecessary]], as the brains, after leaving the comfort of their [[Basement|underground lab]], would be raped in every possible way by the combination of raiders, NCR, Legion and, of course, [[THAT FUCKING CAT|THOSE FUCKING FLIES]], and thus would not last ten seconds. You can attempt to coax your brain to return to you but, like everyone else, [[Forever alone|it hates you]], and you're better off with the perk you got from [[Science|having tesla coils put into your head]], so [[For the lulz|why would you do that]]? After convincing the other brains to be less batshit insane, you're free to run around the Big Empty, collecting items and completing bland quests. [[Fail|You know, what you did all the time in the vanilla game without paying ten dollars for DLC?]]

*'''Lonesome Road'''

Some irritated [[nigger]] contacts you to explain why he bailed on delivering the [[Shit nobody cares about|Platinum Chip]]. But there's a catch: he wants you to go to the earthquake and tornado ridden [[Haiti|Divide]] for one last mission down the [[forever alone|Lonesome Road]]. Somehow, all of humanity rests on your [[cock|shoulders]] for an unspecified reason on this one mission. Turns out, [[Lolwut|he wants to fire a nuclear weapon because you delivered a package that you had no clue what was inside, but apparently detonated dormant nuclear warheads]]. Said nigger tries to kill you and is at nigh-God levels of health.

*'''Courier's Stash'''

It gives you the items from the pre-order bonus packs for two dollars. It was pointless because [[Macintosh|they were identical to items already in the vanilla game]].

*'''Gun Runner's Arsenal'''

[[Bullshit|As you can see, Bethesda learned their lesson about not charging real money for tiny content packs after Oblivion]]. Basically, more guns. Whee.

== Fallout 4 ==

{{Main|Fallout: Shadow of Boston}}

''Fallout: Shadow of Boston,'' AKA ''The Sims: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.,'' is the highly-anticipated sequel to Fallout 3. It was released on November 10th, 2015 and it has already generated more than enough drama to warrant [[Fallout: Shadow of Boston|its very own article]].

==Fallout: The Movie==
[[Last Thursday]], Fallout: The Movie (AKA The Book of Eli) was <strike>released to</strike> dumped upon the public. This movie will probably be the greatest thing since [[Raptor Jesus|Raptor jesus]] because all movies that have been based on games have been the [[Fail| best]] [[AIDS| thing]] [[Fag| evar]]. It's a [[2012]] (srsly) movie about an old black person that was apparently too [[typical|goddamn stupid]] to figure out that walking west is the best way to go west. Instead, it took [[Jews|30 years of wandering the desert]] for him to reach Nevada or something and find a hooker with a truck to take him to prison. Eli, the titular nigger, hauls an old Bible around with him, [[retard|because trudging through a near-lifeless wasteland your whole life with an 8-pound book is ''obviously'' so much more important than carrying an equivalent weight of food and water]]. Being a nigger, Eli is shown robbing dead people, breaking into houses and generally taking shit what don't belong to him, yet he reads his magic book every day and says says [[The God Warrior|he's on a mission from God]], despite the fact that he kills more people in 20 minutes than your average [[basement-dweller]] faps in an entire lifetime (all 27 years of their Cheeto-munching, Ramen-slurping, hentai-watching miserable existence) and likes to watch white wimminz getting raped. Apparently, Eli is also blind, which ''would'' explain why it took him so fucking long to reach the west coast if he were white. This twist fucks the whole movie in the ass so hard even [[YOU]] won't be able to sit for a week. Fortunately, the movie has a happy ending: Eli dies in prison. Because he's black.

However, since this movie is obviously [[Bullshit|completely original]], [[No|it has several key differences]]:
*Too many shitload characters
* Only two color schemes were used: Brown and light brown (clearly not the same as Fallout's brown, light brown and gray)
* Overt religious themes (as opposed to Oblivion With Guns's more subtle ones. See? Totally different.)
* Really, really fucking bad music
* Kindly old couple who are actually murderous cannibals (Andale, anyone?)

==Fallout 76==
{{Main|Fallout Online}}
Fallout goes MMO, $60 to beta test an asset-flip. Along with downgraded gameplay bugs are revamped to the point where the game can [[Yes|DELETE ITSELF]]. Bethesda fucks up the lore for the billionth time.

==Evolution Of Fallout==
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A baby is drowning in the lake:

'''Fallout 1'''

*Ask for more information
*Agree to help
*Decide not to help
*Accidentally say something that pisses the NPC off, failing the quest
*Reveal too much information about yourself, causing the Super Mutants to track your vault more easily

'''Fallout 2'''

*Ask for more information
*Agree to help
*Decide not to help
*Accidentally say something that pisses the NPC off, failing the quest
*Pop culture reference about the baby

'''Fallout 3'''

*Yes, I will save the baby
*Depends on the caps
*I will not save the baby
*[Intelligence] The baby is drowning

'''Fallout New Vegas'''

*I will save the baby
*I will not save the baby
*[Barter 30] Double the caps and I'll save the baby
*[Medicine 30] Thanks to my medical knowledge, I will easily be able to save the baby
*[Survival 15/30] Uh... yeah, I totally know how to swim
*Pop culture reference about the baby, with references to Southwest culture

'''Fallout 4'''

*Yes
*No (Yes)
*Sarcastic (Yes)
*Hate babies

'''Fallout TV Show'''

Yeah, no one gives a shit about this after failing to do source material like [[one_piece]], a dad is kidnapped from the rape vaults after his daughter is raped by white man bad. Just a show for cucks if you wanna see a woman and a nigger kiss, yeah, I spoiled that shit for you, but The Ghoul is the best character on the show and cuts Lucy's finger off for the [[lulz]] to show how [[badass]] he is.

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===Fallout 3===
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===New Vegas===

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==See also==
*[[Fallout 4]]
*[[Bethesda Softworks]]

*[[Advice Boy]]
*[[Basement Dweller]]
*[[Bioshock]]
*[[Hbomberguy]]
*[[Deus Ex]]
*[[Borderlands]]
*[[Diablo 2]]
*[[Gas Mask Girl]]
*[[Modding]]
*[[Oblivion]]
*[[Rogue]]
*[[WWIII]]

== External links ==

*[http://www.madbrahmin.cz/spolecne/bible/Fallout_Bible_gog.pdf The Fallout Bible] - Van Buren design document by Chris Avellone
*[http://www.moddb.com/games/f3-van-buren One] of several fan remakes of Van Buren

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Fallout

2024-07-28T10:44:14Z

Benosisdead:

{{spoiler|YOUR DAD [[An Hero|KILLS HIMSELF]]}}

[[image:Fallout_nes.jpg|thumb|Right|The [[lie|best]] version.]]
[[Image:Childkiller.jpg|thumb|Fallout's lovable mascot, Vault-Boy.]]

The '''''Fallout''''' series is a watered-down version of [[Rogue]] set in America [[at least 100|during the 1950s]], [[last thursday|despite the games taking place hundreds of years in the future.]] The supreme and courageous Amerifag government of this time decided the [[russia|communist]] [[wapanese|citizens]] of China needed to be taught a lesson and fired every nuclear ICBM in their arsenal at the commies. However, [[wapanese|China]] had the same thought and launched ICBMs at the homeland. Soon, every country with nuclear weapons joined in [[for the lulz|to protect themselves]]. Some people survived this apocalypse by hiding their families in private banks called [[basement|"Vaults"]], emerging only over 100 years later. The first game casts you as one of these [[Basement-dweller|Vault-dwellers]]. Because of the [[incest|awesomeness]] within the Vault, you can barely walk, taking every step in a side-to-side stagger. Unable to walk in diagonal lines, you are a social outcast and are spat upon by [[niggers|by even the foulest inhabitants of the Wasteland.]]

==''Fallout 1''==
The game can best be described as a DMV simulator in that you get to move and perform actions only when every other Down syndrome fucker gets their move first. This can lead to [[the _game|the game]] trolling the fuck out of players, especially when someone important dies and you can't reload until everyone has had their turn. The story itself involves getting a chip for some pedophile that will [[New Orleans| help avoid a disaster and purify the water in your civilization]]... only once that's done you're then expected to fix everything else that's fucked up with the Wasteland--namely, [[zombaby| mutants]]. There's also some sort of plot involving [[AIDS|a viral strain]] caused by [[You|'The Master']], but really, [[Shit nobody cares about| who in the world would do that?]]

[[Image:852_deathclaw.jpg‎|thumb|This is what happens when you make a wrong turn in ''Fallout''.]]

As this is a role-playing game you can savagely murder children and take their [[Jewgolds|money]], but then every last person will try to [[banhammer|spank]] your child-murdering ass. Lamentably, children were removed from the [[United Kingdom|British]] and [[Nazi|German]] versions of the game, and you will receive greater rewards for being a [[moralfag]]. The only noteworthy aspect of the game (other than the infanticide) is having the option to play as an [[aspie]], but even then the [[Lulz|hilarity]] is in short supply.

==''Fallout 2''==
As if the first one wasn't bad enough, Interplay decided to come back with another game, this time with more bugs and issues without a patch, yay. If you have played this game and compared it to the first game, you may ask yourself what the difference is. The answer is nothing. Same perk system, same attributes, some new skills,''nothing'' interesting. Even with all the patches, there are bugs everywhere, all substantial.

There are also '''OMG SO RANDUM''' encounters in which you meet the bridge keeper from Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail, encounter a crashed away craft from the Starship Enterprise, and other random shit that makes the game take years to beat. The penultimate boss is the President of the United States, and the only way to defeat him is to [[Monica_Lewinsky|dress up as an intern and give him a hummer, then tell some disgusting, old, fat whore about it while she records the conversation.]] While escaping, you run into the actual final boss, a super mutant in power armor named Frank Horrigan, with 999 HP, weapons so badass they are not usable by the player without editing the game's code, and a shitload of turrets ready to fuck you right up.

You could get laid in this game and drive a car too. You could also screw yourself over by becoming a slaver, after which all the butthurt moralfags in the wasteland won't do shit for you. You could become a porn star and get [[AIDS]], join the Mafia, get raped by a super mutant, or even become a [[Scientologist]]. No, seriously.
[[Image:Dumpster diving.jpg|thumb|Playing Fallout IRL]]

Despite the horrible leveling system, the tedious and boring errand boy quests, the failed attempts at humor, and unenjoyable combat system, the basement dwellers at [http://www.nma-fallout.com No Mutants Allowed] still claim it was the best rpg ever made and refuse to acknowledge Fallout 3 as a sequel, mostly because all the people who made Fallout 2 got [http://www.gamespot.com/pc/rpg/fallout3/news_6085243.html shit canned]. [[BAWWWWW|Apparently, making a game different from its predecessors, despite the drastic improvements, automatically renders it shit.]] They are extremely [[butthurt]] that it didn't follow the same isometric,[[linux|text based]], turn based, boring as hell style as its predecessors, despite being better designed, written, and choreographed.

==''Fallout Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel''==
...Not to be confused with ''Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel''.

After releasing two games in the main series, it was time for a spin-off and as a result came [[Final Fantasy Tactics|Fallout Tactics]]. The graphics are improved from the previous games (you can now play in a screen resolution greater than 640x480), and now the game focuses on combat alone, with cumbersome squad controls and a revised semi-real time combat system that is so fucked up that the player must switch back to the tedious old turn-based system of the previous games. There was also an editor included, which no one has ever figured out how to use. Oh, and you can't bang hookers and kill kids, like you could in previous games.

==''Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel''==
..Not to be confused with ''Fallout Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel''.

Following the release of ''Fallout Tactics'', Interplay [[retard|head honcho]] Herve Caen decided that it would be a [[stupid|great idea]] to produce a crappy ''[[Diablo]]'' knock-off as the next installment in the series instead of focusing on the development of ''Oblivion With Guns'', which was at the time known as "Fallout 3" but was changed to Oblivion With Guns to more suit the style of the game. The title ''Van Buren'' or some [[gay|faggy]] [[German]] shit like that was also considered. ''Brotherhood of Steel'' was built on the same game engine as ''Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance'', which, coincidentially, was also a shitty Diablo clone of a well-known CRPG series.

Needless to say, nobody bought ''BoS'' (more like ''PoS'', [[amirite]], lol) and Interplay went bankrupt. For some reason, everyone at Interplay kept working, despite being [[banhammer|evicted]] from their office and going without pay for [[at least 100]] hours.

==Van Buren, The Real Fallout 3==
[[File:Fallout vanb.jpg|thumb|250px|So different.]]

After years of planning for the next entry in the franchise, Black Isle Studios (the makers of the games), suddenly went into [[poor|bankruptcy]]. Apparently not releasing a new product for several years can lead to [[fail|financial ruin]]. Who knew? They also claimed that the game was [[Lie|OMG ALMOST FINISHED]], [[Shit nobody cares about|but alas, no one cares]]. [[All your base are belong to us|Their headquarters were gutted]], the company disbanded, and their financial executives were [[anal rape|anally raped]] by [[retard|Super Mutants]].

So with the loss of the developers, the [[murder|child-murdering]] nuclear apocalypse [[rape]] game officially died. And so it remained for [[At least 100 years|the better part of a decade]], until with a trusty [[Hax|G.E.C.K.]] in one hand and its [[penis]] in the other, Bethesda officially acquired the rights to the Fallout franchise.

==''Fallout 3''==

[[Image:Wastelandsafari.jpg|thumb|left|Mr.Tenpenny will see you now.]]
[[Image:Fallout04.jpg|thumb|This may look intimidating, but one shot to its head with a shotgun and you win.]]
'''''Fallout 3''''' is the highly [[shit|successful]] revival of the franchise by Bethesda Softworks, who realized that the only way to revive a completely dead franchise was to completely disregard any sort of lore from the original games and make up their own, shitty storyline. Bethesda even fucked up so hard that they forgot that Harold, a character from Fallout 2, died in an explosion, yet he comes back as a [[pedophile|tree]] in their own installment. Give a bunch of uneducated [[Basement-dweller|developers]] who don't know what the hell they're doing the rights to a game, a short deadline, and bunch of [[crack]], and you have Fallout 3.

===Quests===
[[File:Cleaver.jpg|thumb|left|typical gameplay scenery]]
One of the many [[fanboy|praised]] aspects of Fallout 3 is the [[lie|variety of quests]]. Unlike most RPGs, this game doesn't bore you to death with [[Borderlands|redundant quests like finding things and killing this dude]]. [[bullshit|The majority of the side quests are well-written, with reasonable lengths and many paths to take. The quests have good and evil options to them, along with many ways to end the quest.]]

The main quest goes like this: You are born in the Jefferson Memorial. Seconds afterward, your mother dies from [[HNNNNNNGGGGG|cardiac arrest]] after pushing your [[fat]] ass out of her [[vagina]]. Your dad is too much of an alcoholic to raise you by himself, so he seeks shelter in a [[basement|Vault]]. You grow up in the Vault, and all is going well until your dad leaves you behind and heads out to the Wasteland to finish your mom's project she started a long time ago. You escape the Vault and track him down, encountering many of the [[shit|excellent]] side quests on the way. Eventually, you find your dad [[The Matrix|trapped in a dream simulator]], and you help him escape it by either killing everyone else or releasing a bunch of [[Chinese]] commandos to do it for you.
[[Image:KAMASUTRA.gif|thumb|right|Is it [[Rule 34]] if it's an unaltered image from the game?]]

Dad is [[butthurt]] that you left the Vault, but decides you have proven yourself worthy of helping him with Project Purity, an attempt to create purified water all across the Wasteland. Either help him or tell him to fuck off for leaving you in the Vault (which [[you]] deserved). If you choose to help him, a wannabe group of [[Internet Tough Guy]]s find their way to the purifier and attempt to use it for themselves. Your dad, being a [[moralfag]], [[an hero|sacrifices himself to keep the purifier]] by releasing large levels of radiation upon himself and the Enclavefags. The leader, [[asshole|Colonel Autumn]], injects himself with modified Rad-X to survive.

You escape with the other scientists to join up with the [[White Knight|Brotherhood of Steel]]. You are required to hunt down a G.E.C.K., a necessary key for the purifier. After you get it, you are date-raped by the Enclave and are taken to their base. President Eden asks you to use a virus that will kill any mutants, ghouls, or irradiated people (pretty much anybody that was not in the Enclave) with the purifier. You then haul ass out of the base, join back up with the Brotherhood, and prepare to take back the purifier. You fight your way through the Enclave's defenses, kick Autumn's ass, and reclaim the purifier. However, the asshole Enclave tampered with it. It must be activated immediately or <s>the universe will explode</s> it will never be usable. You are faced with one final decision: [[Wat do]]? You can [[an hero|be brave and sacrifice yourself to activate the purifier]], get that [[bitch]] Lyons to do it, or a [[Spic|ghoul/super mutant to do it]]. If you choose to do it, you can activate the FEV virus to kill fucking everybody, or not. Either way, you die unless you have the DLC.

===V.A.T.S.===
[[Image:Bushvats.gif|right|V.A.T.S. IRL.]]
Allows the player to target Vaginas, Anuses, Tits, and Shit on an enemy [[ZA WARUDO|while time has stopped]]. This enables you to do critical damage to the enemy or shoot the gun out of their hand when you ejaculate. Most of the time the player will just do [[headshot|headshots]] to try to end the fight faster, which isn't fun at all. V.A.T.S. is percentage based, so if your weapon is a piece of [[Shit|shit]] and your weapon skills suck ass, then you will [[Fail|miss consistently]] even at point-blank range(WTF?). If you do make contact and kill your enemy, they will be decapitated in the most spectacularly gory way ever as a way of thanking you for putting up with V.A.T.S.' non-removable slow-mo.

Don't even try to use melee weapons though. Bethesda decided to make V.A.T.S. in melee FUCKING USELESS (except for [[epenis|The Shiskebab]] which skeets hwat fiyar!). Not only can you not target a [[Cunt|specific area]] on the enemy's body, but every time you decide to V.A.T.S. with melee you will hit them once and then use all of your AP like [[Retard|a person with a very high I.Q.]] waving your laughably ineffectual [[penis|weapon]] at nothing. Instead, only use melee weapons to quickly drain the health of stronger enemies by playing Ring-around-the-Rosie with them, continuously slashing them in the [[ass|back]].
[[File:Wastelandhookers.jpg|thumb|left|If you manage to save up 9000 caps, you'll be able to get a blowjob from one of these lovely ladies.]]

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===[[retard|S.P.E.C.I.A.L.]]===
[[File:Fallout3nakedmod.jpg|thumb|The hero of Fallout 3]]
Having been around since the first game, [[Retard|S.P.E.C.I.A.L.]] is a character creation/leveling/skill system. When the player first [[secks|creates a character]], they can apply stat points to different attributes. For example, you can make a character with low intelligence (and watch him grunt his way through the game's conversations) and [[Asperger's Syndrome|low charisma]], but [[hackers on steroids|very high strength and endurance]]. With Fallout 3, Intelligence is the number one skill to level up, as apparently being smart equals moar learning. You can also choose to [[United Kingdom|specialize]] in three skills which range from essentials (big-ass guns) to useful (Steal), to just plain useless (Outdoorsman).

===Actual Gameplay===
[[File:Teacher killed by disturbed children.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Epic Win|Common household decoration in the wasteland.]]]]
[[File:Fallout3HardcoreStyle.jpg|thumb|[[Loli|What happens when you play Fallout too many times.]]]]

Fallout 3 is a boring and neverending cycle of killing [[emo|raiders]] who use crappy weapons and the same armor. That, or reloading your game because of all the game-breaking bugs it has.

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===Characters===
Fallout 3 has a fuckton of characters, but most just spout TL;DR shit and only want to show you their skill at catching your shotgun shells with their faces.

*'''[[Daddy|Dad]]''': After you murder your mother, good ol' dad abandons you in the vault because of [[incest|personal issues]]. He even leaves you a note describing in detail that he fucking hates you. Because everyone [[retard|set their S.P.E.C.I.A.L intelligence to 1]], your character sets out to find him. Dad [[An_hero|honorably sacrifices his life to save his only child]], but not before he castrates you for awesomely blowing up that shitty ghetto (which everyone did).

*'''[[Obama|The Overseer]]''': Dad's decision to [[GTFO]] makes the [[Obama|head nigga in charge]] rage, and he decides to [[DELETE_FUCKING_EVERYTHING|kill everyone in the vault]]. After [[Rodney_King| having a civil chat with him]], you then depart the vault after getting blown by his daughter. Alternatively, you can just waste his crazy nigga ass.

*'''[[bitch|Amata]]''': [[Cock|HOW ABOUT I SHOW YOU A REAL TUNNEL SNAKE, AMATA?]]

*'''[[internet tough guy|Butch]]''': Leader of the Tunnel Snakes and a total [[Internet Tough Guy]]. In the chaos of the vault escape, he is in dire straits and asks for your help because [[Faggot|he hates bugs]]. Your character promptly tells him to fuck off and proceeds to gang-bang Butch's mother with four other <s>rad</s>[[cock]]roaches. In the unlikely event that you let this '[[retard|badass]]' loose on the wasteland, he lives up to his gang leader status and becomes a [[Faggot|hairdresser]].

*'''[[Nigga|Sheriff Simms]]''': Seeing a lot of black person leader figures in this game? Lucas Simms took advantage of the post-apocalyptic scenario, in true black style, to steal some fine-ass threads and a sweet gat in order to reign supreme over the poor innocent white inbreds in Megaton. A natural [[Obama|uppity coon]], he confronts you at Megaton's gate and makes you his bitch (doesn't matter if you're a guy or not).

*'''[[Dog|Dogmeat]]''': The companion dog found in all Fallout games. In almost all the games, Dogmeat is typically killed within minutes of acquiring him. However, in [[shit|Fallout 3]] he is fucking invincible, so send him to do your [[#Fallout 3|shit]] for you.

*'''[[badass|Mister Burke]]''': [[pools_closed|Megaton's closed]], but it would seem Mister Burke had other ideas. The character that everyone wanted to be upon first meeting him. [[TL;DR|As the story progresses]], Simms decides to arrest him and [[Buttsex|interrogate him for any useful information.]] Burke reminds Simms that [[Unrealistic_expectations|black people cannot amount to anything]] before streaming a torrent of lead into his stupid ass. Asks you to pwn Megaton [[lulz|for the lulz]]. Seriously, this guy is a fucking badass.

*'''[[Fucktard|Three Dog]]''': Host of [[GNAA|GNR]] (Gay Nigger Radio) who [[ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH|hates the government]] and doesn't afraid of anything. He sends you on a quest halfway across the world map just to tell you the information you ask for(along with a [[TLDR|TL:DR]] rant about the good fight). That information is only about three fucking sentences and you could have figured it out yourself if you had used your fucking brain. He strongly believes he is a brave, noble [[Kanye West|voice of his generation]], despite the fact he's just an [[Barack Obama|uppity nigger shouting into a microphone from the safety of his tower]].

*'''[[President]] [[George Bush|John Henry Eden]]''': President of the Enclave. President of [[America]]. President of your heart. He [[Bill Clinton|loves]] America. Really, really [[buttsecks|loves]] America. And he [[rape|loves]] [[YOU]], darling American. Becomes an hero after talking to him for two sentences. Bethesda tried courting [[Obama|Former President Bill Clinton]] as a voice actor for this character. This is the one time he said NO, as it wasn't [[Marijuana|Weed]], [[Pussy]] or being asked if he'll use an intern's [[Asking for it|sloppy hole as a cigar humidor]].

[[File:Fallout3Betty.jpg|thumb|Stanislaus Braun as Betty.]]

*'''[[German|Dr. Stanislaus Braun]]''': An insane [[Nazi]] scientist who [[Moot|wanted to be little girl]], so he used [[computer science]] to make his own incredibly [[Second Life|gay and buggy]] [[MMORPG]] so he could have a [[fugly]] [[loli]] as his avatar. Since [[You don't have any friends|he didn't have any friends]] to play his [[retarded|super awesome]] game with, he lured a lot of people into his basement with promises of candy, and forced them to join his server. When you meet him, he has used his admin abilities to turn your father into a dog in order to brainwash him into thinking he is a [[furry]], and he then proceeds to turn you into a child (possibly to fulfill a dream of having underage [[cybersex]]).

*'''[[Stupid|Scribe Yearling]]''': A [[Transgender|tranny]] member (no srsly she has a mustache!!!) of the Brotherhood of Steel, a group of people with a technology fetish who live in the Pentagon and [[fap]] to [[Transformers|a bigass robot]] that says anti-Communist cliches and gets nuked (ZOMFG SPOILER ALERT!!!!11One!! etc.) Scribe (read: pencil pusher) Yearling has a learning fetish, and if you bring her books that are in perfect condition (all 3 of 'em), she will suck your cock and you will get to have an orgy with her [[Halo|sex slaves in "Power Armor"]].

*'''[[God|Fawkes]]''': The ultimate reward for choosing to go the [[Moralfag|good]] karma route of the game. Standing well over 7 feet tall and, with broken steel installed, having an HP count of '''[[Over 9000|15,000]]'''! [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|Picking him up will pretty much break the game as he is stronger than '''Fucking everything''']]. Being the company filled with [[Troll|fair and balanced businessmen concerned with your overall gameplay experience]] Bethesda Studio is you would think that they would even the payload by giving Fawkes a shit weapon... [[Nope.avi|Nope]] they give him a '''FUCKING GATLING LASER''', so pretty much how every battle goes with him as your follower is you run into a group of raiders, you *plink* one with your tiny 10 mm pistol, and then Fawkes yells some shit, pulls out his [[Penis|Gatling laser]] and kills every one of them not letting you gain any experience. Combine with Dogmeat for major breakage.

==DLC==
[[Image:Rsz_fallout3.jpg|thumb|right|[[Gmod|Yeah what the hell.]]]]
Bethesda, deciding that they could suck even more money out of the [[Xbox_360|retarded kids who play their shitty games]], has released five content packs for "Fallout 3." Each one is nothing more than a few more items, achievements, and bugs.

[[File: Take my bottlecaps.png|thumb|Fantards' reactions to the DLC.]]
*'''Operation Anchorage'''
The first "Fallout 3" downloadable content pack takes place in a virtual reality [[Call of Duty|'''military simulation''']] in the main game where the player character is stripped of their equipment and is forced to use the [[cock|replacements provided]]. You are a military grunt based in [[Alaska]] tasked with liberating Alaska from Chink invaders alongside your fellow soldiers, all of whom are fucking stupid and incapable of killing anything on their own. This DLC isn't worth ten dollars, so don't buy it. It is boring and short, requiring you only to shoot and blow up stuff. The only good thing about this is that, as rewards for completion, you get an indestructible and fucking awesome suit of armor and another suit that is basically invisible when you squat. However, this armor was stolen from [[Metal Gear Solid 4]]. Sony is writing a lawsuit as you read this.

*'''The Pitt'''
This is literally the worst program ever made. There were so many [[AIDS|bugs]] in this that it was taken off the Xbox Live marketplace to be re-released. Once it was playable, all that was left to offer was more moral' choices (if you call picking between two dicks a moral choice) and the new area of [[Pittsburgh]] itself, now a huge black person complex. It is not recommended for purchase, though it isn't as bad as Anchorage, as you can return any time you want and unlock more shittier retextured items.
[[File:Flamewarpipboy.gif|thumb|Vault-Boy <3's Flamewars.]]
*'''Broken Steel'''
Created after the developers realized that they fucked up the original game's ending when they had three radiation-immune characters who SHOULD have gone in your place. Also, the fans were BAAAAWING about the ending because they were too fucking stupid to read that the game had a definite end. They needed a plot device to continue the story, so they decided that the exposure to radiation merely puts you to sleep for two weeks. This add-on also extends the level cap to 30, breaks the game's difficulty into tiny pieces, and adds [[shit no one cares about|new main and side quests to the main game]]. Sadly, they are all about shooting people with guns as the good guys, thus fucking over people who like to have decent stories.

*'''Point Lookout'''
You board a boat and travel to Incestville, [[Maryland]]. Tobar, the boatman, is revealed to have a brain fetish (not an ED joke, but [[fact|fact]]), and he removes a chunk of your brain. The DLC is actually quite good. If you want to buy a DLC, this is the only one that will give you more than five hours of gameplay, as well as the ability to shoot hillbillies with a double-barrel shotgun while wearing a [[Confederate]] hat and completely trip balls after taking [[drugs]]. This is one of the most bizarre moments in gaming history because you get to see your dead mother's corpse and a message that says, "If I had a baby that ugly, I'd abandon it too!" Also, because Bethesda couldn't find a true hillbilly in the north, the northern hillbillies have developed southern accents. (Clearly, they did not search in upstate New York or southern New Jersey.) Isn't that cool? Prepare to be disappointed, motherfucker, because it's still a shithole.

Doesn't blowing an inbred mutant hillbilly's head off with a double-barreled shotgun sound awesome? So, good luck with that. That double-barreled shotgun is a faulty piece of junk that can't hit anything more than ten feet away or anything closer than six inches away. You're going to miss unless you're perfectly positioned. It does, however, have some sort of magical property that causes it to become extremely accurate and lethal as soon as an enemy gets their hands on it. They can take a third of your health from another country with that shit. So, even on a low difficulty setting, expect to spend a lot of time in Point Lookout getting raped in the ass. Oh, and even if you get enough of them to repair one to full working order, it'll still jam after only fifty shots. You shouldn't bother with it because the terrible shotgun is much more accurate, does much more damage, and is much more durable.

You should also enjoy the section where you're tripping balls because you'll be spending a lot of time on it. This section of the main quest is nearly impossible to complete due to the 360 version being ridiculously unstable. If you're playing this shit on the 360, almost everything you do will cause the game to crash at this point. The game will crash if you look at something incorrectly. Moving too quickly will cause the game to crash. Moving too slowly will cause the game to crash. Breathing on the controller will cause the game to crash. The game will crash if you hold the controller incorrectly. At this point, smashing your 360, charging into Bethesda's headquarters, and going on a killing spree would be the best thing to do.

*'''Mothership Zeta'''
A signal from a crashed recon craft is picked up by your Pip-Boy. You arrive and are kidnapped for [[Buttsecks|alien anal experiments]]. Following the buttrape, you join forces with other loveship prisoners to form an uprising. You meet a slew of other befuddled abductees here, including a possibly psychic and demonic [[Loli|little girl]], a [[Lemonparty|old-timey]] astronaut who dies immediately, a [[Brokeback Mountain|cowboy]] who only wants to shoot aliens, a pussy medic who only serves as a healer and a cryonade factory, and a [[Azn|samurai]] who speaks no Engrish. You can use their ship as your personal shit-storing station once you've [[Rape|killzoned]] all the aliens. [[Fail|Your space house doesn't have a fucking bed, and 70% of the ship is rendered unexplorable.]] The characters are all [[boring|boring]], and their only purpose is to be shot in the face and looted for unique armor. The weapons are as ineffective as a cripple's kick. In fact, a revolver from the 1800s outperforms alien shields made in 2277. Overall, a joke played by Bethesda on Fallout 3 after consuming copious amounts of booze and crack.

==''Fallout: [[Las Vegas|New Vegas]]''==
[[image:Boone.png|thumb|Boone, one of the companions in Jew Vegas. Wears this expression throughout the entire game, even when he's dead.]]
[[image:FNV_Landscape.png|thumb|[[Lie|Obsidian spent much time on creating the landscape.]]]]
[[File:Cruz Fallout NV.jpg|thumb|right|Degenerates like you..]]
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Obsidian Games' Fallout: Jew Vegas is essentially a Fallout 1 and 2 themed Fallout. Many of the Fallout 1 and 2 developers worked on New Vegas, so it's more like the first two games, and the lore isn't as messed up as it was in Fallout 3. It does, however, have [[more]] bugs and a severely broken difficulty curve. This game, unlike the others, has nothing to do with vaults. You play as a shady courier kidnapped by Chandler from [[Friends]] for delivering a poker chip to a dying old man who runs the New Vegas strip. This chip would give him complete control of the Mojave Desert, but you don't know that yet (except now you do, lulz). Chandler, aided by some inbred tribal guys, brags about what a jerk you are for a few minutes before shooting you in the fucking face. You survive the shot (because he didn't use VATS), but almost everyone in Fallout can usually take about 5-10 headshots before dying. Chandler has his tribal lovers bury you, unaware that you're still alive, but then some robot named Victor digs you up, the actual game begins, and everything goes downhill from there. It's also worth noting that if you have the right perk and are a female, you can have hot [[buttsecks]] with Chandler.

The plot of Fallout: Jew Vegas expands beyond your [[gay|encounter]] with Chandler to a full-fledged [[rape]]-fest between two douchebag factions known as the [[George W Bush|NCR]] and the [[Douchebag|Caesar's Legion]]. You can join one of these factions or help Vegas regain its independence with the assistance of a [[creepy]] robot or a horny [[old]] man. Unlike Bethesda, Obsidian used their heads and created four different endings, resulting in massive [[Bawww]]ing from envious Fallout 3 fans.

The game plays like most Fallout games in that it starts off as complete bullshit, but becomes so easy towards the end that combat is just an annoying occurrence that prevents you from wrapping up the storyline and [[fanboi|START PLAYING IT ALL OVER AGAIN!!! OMG, WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF I FUCKED VICTOR IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOVEL AT THE BEGINNING OR IF I SAID "NO" INSTEAD OF "YES"??]]. The first two main quests begin with relatively easy enemies, and then you find yourself in some rocket facility with invisible [[Mr. Hands|super mutants raping your ass]], knocking off a third of your health with each thrust while you desperately try to pick away at their health with your moans. Then it's back to walking north until you do something stupid, like run into a herd of Deathclaws or a swarm of Cazadors, which are insanely overpowered and can inexplicably kill you by ramming into you and dealing [[over 9000]] damage in less than three seconds, at which point you realize they've been following you since before your last save, forcing you to restart from the beginning.

Then there are GLITCHES. The game has become notorious for crashing every 15 minutes, chugging whenever NPCs are in sight, and getting characters stuck in the environment. There have been a couple of patches released so far, but they don't seem to do anything. It gets better, though. Quite a few of these glitches existed in [[Oblivion]] too, and on top of that, they had been fixed. The most notable and crippling one is the NPC framerate problem. Whenever NPCs with facial expressions such as ghouls and humans are on screen, the framerate drops significantly. This was a problem in Oblivion as well, and an unofficial fix exists that allows the players' GPUs to render the facial expressions instead. The solution was a simple DLL that Obsidian could have easily included with the game.

[[Some argue]] that Obsidian improved upon Fallout 3 substantially, one of the most notable changes being voice acting. Now there are three voice actors for everyone instead of only the two Bethesda used in Oblivion and Fallout 3. Because the less important characters have significantly less dialogue than in Fallout 3, you'll frequently pass by a patrol of NCR soldiers muttering "Patrolling the Mojave Desert almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter" over and over. It gets even funnier when you come across murderous Powder Ganger members who scream "MURDERER" over and over when you attack them, despite the fact that they're having fun blowing the shit out of people with dynamite [[for the lulz]]. Furthermore, the radio stations enhance GNR's image. One has a computer DJ with a speech impediment, and another is run by [[Glenn Beck|some crazy guy]] who lives in a decommissioned military radio station. They both play the same five songs.

Oh, and in case you didn't realize it, this game is superior to Fallout 3.

{{quote|Please assume the position.| Fisto on raping you with a pneumatic [[dildo]]. No, really.}}

==Characters==
This game has so many characters it's a miracle the disc doesn't explode and send every shard flying up your ass each time you load it up. Behold:

[[File:Benny jew vegas.jpg|right|thumbnail|Benny is a bit... [[retarded|special]].]]

*'''[[You]]''': [[winner|Shot in the MOTHERFUCKING HEAD and BURIED ALIVE]] [[Epic Fail|DURING THE INTRO]], just to remind you how much money you spent on a game that tells you that you're too gay to play it before you even have the chance to press a single button. You manage to survive long enough to [[America|fuck up the world]].

* '''[[Wop|Benny]]''': He prefers to be called [[Homo|Mathew Perry]]. He used to be a spear-chucking savage; now he chucks bullets, like the one he puts in your fucking face at the start of the game. The real fun in this game is listening to his lazy, phoned in, opiate influenced dialogue and realizing that he most likely was imitating [[Elvis]] and had to be awakened every l0 minutes because he kept falling asleep on the [[Shit]]ter

* '''[[Walt Disney|Mr. House]]''' (Not to be confused with [[House|Dr. House]]): Undead Cyborg with a [[neckbeard]]; confined to [[Hugbox|some variety of stasis chamber]] and tries to get you to fuck up the NCR and Caesar, but you're actually more likely to suck his 200-year-old robot dick and help him rule the Mojave Desert in exchange for a swanky hotel room.

* '''[[Gay|Arcade Gannon]]''': A homosexual follower who is stuck in the past and wants you to [[Lemonparty|gather up a bunch of old geezers who are washed up enclave soldiers to help the war effort]].

* '''[[Lesbian|Veronica]]''': Another sexually confused follower who used to have an affair with a bald and mute chick. She tried to alleviate the Brotherhood's status, but due to being the basement-dwellers they are, she failed.

* '''[[Lemonparty|Caesar]]''': Old, misogynistic homo with a cross-dressing fetish, considering that he and his followers wear skirts. He keeps a gay doctor as his pet, has a [[Charles Whitman|brain tumor]] and will fucking die within a year, making this character pretty much useless. [[WTF|Raping his face with a shotgun has no effect on the game's story, even though he's basically the main bad guy.]]

* '''[[I am disappoint|Legate Lanius]]''': Caesar's right-hand man. [[No|Will fuck your shit right up]], [[Final Boss|unless you use that special move you learned from a crippled old nigger to knock him down and leave him defenseless while you unload over 9000 bullets into his face.]]

* '''[[RAGE|Cass]]''': An alcoholic hillbilly bitch with no tits and a bad habit of killing the absolute fuck out of everyone and everything when given explosives.

* '''[[Internet Tough Guy|Craig Boone]]''': [[Spoiler|Shot his pregnant wife]] and isn't afraid of anything.

* '''[[Spambot|Victor]]''': The whacked-out robot stalker that [[Gay|thinks it's a cowboy]] and follows you across the desert. Serves absolutely no purpose other than to annoy the almighty fuck out of you.

* '''[[Jessica Brooks|Joshua Graham]]''': [[Mormon]] mummy who was [[AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST|set on fire and thrown into the Grand Canyon]], but still crawled his burnt ass out of that hole and cockslapped a tribe of savages into being his bitches, spending his days in a cave at the back of their camp [[Blowjob|polishing their guns.]]

* '''[[Furry|Vulpes Inculta]]''': "I'm a skinny faggot who wears a dog on his head and [[i did it for the lulz|wiped out an entire town like a boss]]."

* '''[[Moralfag|Julie Farkas]]''': Fugly, mohawk-sporting dyke; every second person to whom you speak seems to send you back to her for more [[Drunk|regretful]] buttsex.

* '''[[Brain|Doctor Klein]]''': HAND PENISES!

* '''[[Zombie|Raul Tejada]]''': Emo [[Mexican]] zombie who constantly whines about being such an old bastard. Had a [[Loli|sister]] who was [[Goosh Goosh|raped to death]].

* '''[[Nigger|Ulysses]]''': OLD WORLD OLD WORLD OLD WORLD OLD WORLD ROAD ROAD ROAD ROAD COURIER COURIER BEAR BULL BEAR BULL BEAR BULL BEAR BULL BEAR BULL HISTORY HISTORY HISTORY HISTORY HISTORY HISTORY HISTORY AMERICA FUCKING SLEEPS, NIGHTY NIGHT AMERICA!

==The Factions==

[[File:Degenerates.png|70px|thumb|left|What every legion think about women]]'''[[Gang|The Powder Gangers]]''': [[Crips|Thugs]] who operate out of the local [[prison]]. At first, the idea of [[lulz|blowing up shit with dynamite, raping women, and taking drugs]] is awesome, but then you realize they have a [[Jailhouse Gay|terrible secret]]. STEAL THEIR TNT AND [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|BLOW UP EVERYTHING]].

'''[[Roman Empire|Caesar's]] [[circle jerk|Legion]]''': It's no surprise that the only faction that accepts [[Lemonparty|open male homosexuality]] is a group of middle-aged men dressed in Roman outfits and football padding. Their women, on the other hand, have few rights, such as the ability to choose whether or not to go to the kitchen willingly. Their typical day consists of burning villages, raping random people, and nailing [[You|anyone]] they despise to a [[Jesus|cross]] for fun. Their quests also provide shite rewards and make every other faction want you to eat shite and die. It should also be noted that their leader is upset because of a tumor in his head, which you can use to kill him once you've finished [[buttsex|carrying out his commands]].

'''[[America|NCR]]''': Post-[[Apocalypse]] [[Republicans]] who consider themselves the wasteland's [[USI|real government]] and almost wish for a nuclear winter. The local battalion in the Mojave is led by a [[nigger]] diplomat, an Asian who has been assigned the dreaded task of keeping the local junkies at bay, a PMS-ridden butch lesbian who wants you to royally fuck up everyone who calls the NCR mean names, and a lazy bum who, despite sitting on his fat ass all day, has attained the rank of general by giving out free blowjobs to every senator in the NCR goverment. For [[Lulz|great justice]], you can assassinate their president.

[[image:Pearl.jpg|thumb|[[Slavery|Please]] this lady to nuke more shit.]]
'''[[Terrorist|The Boomers]]''': [[Paranoid]] psychos led by an old woman named Pearl who enjoys [[Cum|blowing stuff up]] with their [[Cocks|explosives]]. If the [[You|Player]] does enough shit for the Boomers, they gain their assistance and [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|fly a fucking bomber that royally shits on everyone who opposes you]].

'''[[Fail|The Brotherhood of Steel]]''': Formerly awesome motherfuckers who took [[Awesome|high-grade energy weapons]] away from the [[Niggers|uneducated masses of the post-Apocalypse]] and had [[Warhammer 40,000|cool suits of armor]], they have been relegated to [[basement-dweller]] status because they lost a war to the NCR, who were using [[Gun|5.56's]], weren't [[300|trained from birth]] to fight, and were using fabric uniforms. Years after said war ended, they are still stuck in their basement and only an outsider who has nothing to do with them can get them out of their [[Alcohol|bender]].

'''[[Pussies|The Kings]]''': A bunch of [[Elvis]] wannabes who are even weaker than the Powder Gangers. The only reason you'll ever do any of their quests is so you can acquire a metal dog so you can have it [[Family Guy|lick peanut butter off your dick]].

==DLC==

*'''Dead Money'''

You are roofied by a Super Mutant, [[buttsecks|ass-raped]] by his second personality, and then you are forced to wear an explosive collar around your neck and are forced to be an old fuck's [[bitch]]. He makes you sprint through a depressing villa, dodging gas and obnoxious radios and speakers. First, you must meet the Super Mutant named Dog and listen to his constant whining.

You later meet a [[British]] ghoul with a stashing [[fetish]]. He was a singer who got stuck in the villa because no one liked his cockney uppity, rich accent. He later attempts to murder you unless you give him tea and crumpets. You also meet Christine, a bald, fugly woman in a cylinder who was stabbed multiple times in the face and then run over by an 18-wheeler. She lost her voice after ingesting too much [[semen]].

So you gather these scumbags to try to locate the Sierra Madre Vault, which contains a shitload of M0N1ES!!! Then you realize you're too frail to carry the treasure. You [[GTFO]] and leave the old man who enslaved you in the vault to fry. You just squandered three hours of game time because you were too fucking weak to carry the treasure! Congratulations, FUCKNUT!

*'''Honest Hearts'''

You follow a bunch of caravaneers into the Grand Canyon, where you and your friends are ass-raped by a bunch of [[Injuns|Indians]]. They kill everybody but you, as you are lucky enough to be spared since they knew that fighting your wimpy ass wouldn't be a challenge. You are sent to a [[Mormon|Mormon missionary]] mummy who was set on fire and thrown into the Grand Canyon by Caesar and survived (yep, even after the world ends, fucking Mormons still come knocking). He makes you do a bunch of [[shit nobody cares about]] and runs you into a bunch of [[lolwut|BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKING MUTATED FACE-RAPING ZOMBIE STEROID MURDERBEARS]] and more illiterate Indians who make you want to turn the game volume down.

Eventually, you get a choice of how to help the Indians: fight the tribals or be a [[French|fucking pussy]]. Of course, you choose to fight through hard-ass tribals that somehow got their hands on advanced military weapons. You kill a shit-faced tribal leader who gets captured by the mummy in a matter of seconds, and you either kill him or spare him. Then an ending begins, telling you [[Shit nobody cares about|every single fucking detail about the aftermath of your decisions]]. Whoopity-fucking-do.

*'''Old World Blues'''

Probably the best of the FNV DLC so far (which is not saying much). You are beamed to a [[Goatse|massive crater]] called the Big Empty after discovering a [[FOX News|crashed satellite]] in the middle of the desert. Here, you'll meet some scientists who have their brains stuck in jars and can do nothing but float around and browse [[b/|/b/]]. [[LOL WUT|Some will even cyber with you, while another misidentifies your fingers and toes as penises.]] Another brain, Dr. Mobius, steals your internal organs for no apparent reason, and you are required to retrieve a [[Cock|long, erect antenna]], a [[Fursuit|special suit]], and a [[iPod|thing that emits loud noises]].

It turns out Mobius has [[It was a social experiment|tricked the other brains into thinking that there is nothing beyond the crater]], so that they won't [[Troll|terrorize]] the wasteland with their experiments. [[Obvious|This is evidently unnecessary]], as the brains, after leaving the comfort of their [[Basement|underground lab]], would be raped in every possible way by the combination of raiders, NCR, Legion and, of course, [[THAT FUCKING CAT|THOSE FUCKING FLIES]], and thus would not last ten seconds. You can attempt to coax your brain to return to you but, like everyone else, [[Forever alone|it hates you]], and you're better off with the perk you got from [[Science|having tesla coils put into your head]], so [[For the lulz|why would you do that]]? After convincing the other brains to be less batshit insane, you're free to run around the Big Empty, collecting items and completing bland quests. [[Fail|You know, what you did all the time in the vanilla game without paying ten dollars for DLC?]]

*'''Lonesome Road'''

Some irritated [[nigger]] contacts you to explain why he bailed on delivering the [[Shit nobody cares about|Platinum Chip]]. But there's a catch: he wants you to go to the earthquake and tornado ridden [[Haiti|Divide]] for one last mission down the [[forever alone|Lonesome Road]]. Somehow, all of humanity rests on your [[cock|shoulders]] for an unspecified reason on this one mission. Turns out, [[Lolwut|he wants to fire a nuclear weapon because you delivered a package that you had no clue what was inside, but apparently detonated dormant nuclear warheads]]. Said nigger tries to kill you and is at nigh-God levels of health.

*'''Courier's Stash'''

It gives you the items from the pre-order bonus packs for two dollars. It was pointless because [[Macintosh|they were identical to items already in the vanilla game]].

*'''Gun Runner's Arsenal'''

[[Bullshit|As you can see, Bethesda learned their lesson about not charging real money for tiny content packs after Oblivion]]. Basically, more guns. Whee.

== Fallout 4 ==

{{Main|Fallout: Shadow of Boston}}

''Fallout: Shadow of Boston,'' AKA ''The Sims: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.,'' is the highly-anticipated sequel to Fallout 3. It was released on November 10th, 2015 and it has already generated more than enough drama to warrant [[Fallout: Shadow of Boston|its very own article]].

==Fallout: The Movie==
[[Last Thursday]], Fallout: The Movie (AKA The Book of Eli) was <strike>released to</strike> dumped upon the public. This movie will probably be the greatest thing since [[Raptor Jesus|Raptor jesus]] because all movies that have been based on games have been the [[Fail| best]] [[AIDS| thing]] [[Fag| evar]]. It's a [[2012]] (srsly) movie about an old black person that was apparently too [[typical|goddamn stupid]] to figure out that walking west is the best way to go west. Instead, it took [[Jews|30 years of wandering the desert]] for him to reach Nevada or something and find a hooker with a truck to take him to prison. Eli, the titular nigger, hauls an old Bible around with him, [[retard|because trudging through a near-lifeless wasteland your whole life with an 8-pound book is ''obviously'' so much more important than carrying an equivalent weight of food and water]]. Being a nigger, Eli is shown robbing dead people, breaking into houses and generally taking shit what don't belong to him, yet he reads his magic book every day and says says [[The God Warrior|he's on a mission from God]], despite the fact that he kills more people in 20 minutes than your average [[basement-dweller]] faps in an entire lifetime (all 27 years of their Cheeto-munching, Ramen-slurping, hentai-watching miserable existence) and likes to watch white wimminz getting raped. Apparently, Eli is also blind, which ''would'' explain why it took him so fucking long to reach the west coast if he were white. This twist fucks the whole movie in the ass so hard even [[YOU]] won't be able to sit for a week. Fortunately, the movie has a happy ending: Eli dies in prison. Because he's black.

However, since this movie is obviously [[Bullshit|completely original]], [[No|it has several key differences]]:
*Too many shitload characters
* Only two color schemes were used: Brown and light brown (clearly not the same as Fallout's brown, light brown and gray)
* Overt religious themes (as opposed to Oblivion With Guns's more subtle ones. See? Totally different.)
* Really, really fucking bad music
* Kindly old couple who are actually murderous cannibals (Andale, anyone?)

==Fallout 76==
{{Main|Fallout Online}}
Fallout goes MMO, $60 to beta test an asset-flip. Along with downgraded gameplay bugs are revamped to the point where the game can [[Yes|DELETE ITSELF]]. Bethesda fucks up the lore for the billionth time.

==Evolution Of Fallout==
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A baby is drowning in the lake:

'''Fallout 1'''

*Ask for more information
*Agree to help
*Decide not to help
*Accidentally say something that pisses the NPC off, failing the quest
*Reveal too much information about yourself, causing the Super Mutants to track your vault more easily

'''Fallout 2'''

*Ask for more information
*Agree to help
*Decide not to help
*Accidentally say something that pisses the NPC off, failing the quest
*Pop culture reference about the baby

'''Fallout 3'''

*Yes, I will save the baby
*Depends on the caps
*I will not save the baby
*[Intelligence] The baby is drowning

'''Fallout New Vegas'''

*I will save the baby
*I will not save the baby
*[Barter 30] Double the caps and I'll save the baby
*[Medicine 30] Thanks to my medical knowledge, I will easily be able to save the baby
*[Survival 15/30] Uh... yeah, I totally know how to swim
*Pop culture reference about the baby, with references to Southwest culture

'''Fallout 4'''

*Yes
*No (Yes)
*Sarcastic (Yes)
*Hate babies

'''Fallout TV Show'''
Yeah, no one gives a shit, a dad is kidnapped from the rape vaults after his daughter is raped by white man bad. Just a show for cucks if you wanna see a woman and a nigger kiss, yeah, I spoiled that shit for you, but The Ghoul is the best character on the show and cuts Lucy's finger off for the [[lulz]] to show how [[badass]] he is.

==Galleries==
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===Fallout 3===
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===New Vegas===

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==See also==
*[[Fallout 4]]
*[[Bethesda Softworks]]

*[[Advice Boy]]
*[[Basement Dweller]]
*[[Bioshock]]
*[[Hbomberguy]]
*[[Deus Ex]]
*[[Borderlands]]
*[[Diablo 2]]
*[[Gas Mask Girl]]
*[[Modding]]
*[[Oblivion]]
*[[Rogue]]
*[[WWIII]]

== External links ==

*[http://www.madbrahmin.cz/spolecne/bible/Fallout_Bible_gog.pdf The Fallout Bible] - Van Buren design document by Chris Avellone
*[http://www.moddb.com/games/f3-van-buren One] of several fan remakes of Van Buren

{{gaming}}

Talk:Dyke Shapiro

2024-07-28T10:39:31Z

Benosisdead:

omg she knows

https://x.com/DykeShapiro/status/1779656592444596280

[[User:Benosisdead:Benosisdead]]

Talk:Dyke Shapiro

2024-07-28T10:39:10Z

Benosisdead:

omg she knows

https://x.com/DykeShapiro/status/1779656592444596280

[[User:Lazarus:Lazarus]]

Talk:Dyke Shapiro

2024-07-28T10:38:50Z

Benosisdead: Created page with "omg he knows https://x.com/DykeShapiro/status/1779656592444596280 User:Lazarus:Lazarus"

omg he knows

https://x.com/DykeShapiro/status/1779656592444596280

[[User:Lazarus:Lazarus]]

AI artwork

2024-07-07T03:32:24Z

Benosisdead: /* Various AI Artwork Sites and programs */

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Once upon a time, the field of lazy illustrated ''[[art]]work'' was achieved solely by ''real [[autists|human beans]]'' on material, and by the early 21st century, mostly on [[Tumblr]], [[DeviantART]] and other obscenely caged platforms, all requiring extreme aspie capacity. But this changed in mid-2022, after suitable development of [[Skynet]] sentience came about by the means of [[Artificial Intelligence]] and it's machine learning, with programs such as [https://openai.com/dall-e DALL-E], [https://stability.ai Stable Diffusion], and various others going viral online for being able to generate on demand shitty distorted "artwork", all with a couple of presses on a keyboard.

This is a [[problem, officer?|problematic]] challenge for "career artists", and the entire scene of artwork creation is currently (and [[LOLWUT|maybe]] rightfully so) shitting their pants. With that said, and being the [[Where is your X now?|unparalleled pinnacle of truths that is Encyclopedia Dramatica]], the following should be noted before proceeding: [[Truth|'''art does not exist''']].

==The Future is Now!==
What was unimaginable just [[Last Thursday|10 years ago]] is now a saucy and existential reality – artificial intelligence is creating "art" and a number of them don't suck complete ass. Naturally this fact has had several [[lulzy]] effects which will only continue to transcend as our robot overlords continue to evolve and improve, and remove all unwanted labor from humanity.

The most obvious one was the [[shitting bricks|brick-shitting]] done by artists once they realized that major corps AND ordinary users had the means at their disposal to dispose of them. This was especially traumatic for pr0n artists who could make quite a nice living by catering to degenerate coomers thirsty for that sweet sweet porn, but not anymore! Now every [[retard]] will be able to punch a few buttons on their keyboard and get all the smut they ever wanted with endless varieties = endless cum = ?? = endless profit. "[[pussy|Clean]]" artists are not much better off either as all those corporations/jews who used to pay for them decorating their ads/homes/objects can now just use an AI to whip something up in a few minutes knowing that the public will eat it up regardless of where it came from.

Furthermore, there are now projects underway to make AI that can write and compose music. with "animation AI" also being slated for the near future, so if you are an artist, YOU ARE FUCKED! (Unless you are a big music corp in which case even the fucking AI will back off from your army of lawyers and small corporate assassins, good for you.) To add insult to injury, the said AIs' are being fed tens of thousands of images crawled from various places online, chances are that if you're an artist who posts online your own artwork was or will be used to train your replacement, ain't that a doozy?

Another effect which is even more lulzworthy due to the nature of AI likely causing such a glut of art and content that it may fuck over our digital civilization for decades, and here's how! Imagine if you one day decided to get off of your [[fat]] ass and tried to draw something, or compose a piece of music, or write as shittyless fanfic as you aspergerd brain could allow you to. Well too bad since unless you made it for your own sake or to share with your family and IRL friends (this is a theoretical scenario so you can at least pretend that you do), you will find that hardly anyone can even see it since every social media site or online art gallery like [[DeviantArt]] or [[Furaffinity]] are now drowned with content that is only increasing by the second.

Seeing this loltastic development, certain parties have taken steps to try and stem the tide of digital pee-AI-siss that are readying to ram themselves into their proverbial asses. The aforementioned sites and others included instituted a ban on any AI artwork with acid baths and castration for [[1337|machine-lovers]] who bird copyrights. Others have been bellowing for tighter control of what and where the AIs take as "inspiration" but since that's going against big corps and from a bunch of mere artists, don't expect that to have much effect.

Lastly, a particular strain of retard has emerged called "AI whisperer" who think that they will be able to make a living via telling present and future AIs what to draw using specialized strings of words (prompts), but what they don't realize is that either someone will find a good string on their own, or they will train the AIs to produce artwork well enough to only require little or no input beyond pushing a button.

So in cumclusion, if you are a coomer, rejoice all the porn you ever wanted, at the cost of the entire human creative endeavor, and if you are an artist, there's really only one thing you can do now: [[Dune|Butlerian]][[Jihad]]! Run before they can create humanity.

==Various AI Artwork Sites and programs==
*'''[https://www.midjourney.com/ Midjourney]''' - an AI algorithm that is able to create bad art from text-description prompts.
*'''[https://stability.ai Stable Diffusion]''' - created by the team at '''Stability AI''', and it can do the same thing as Midjourney but also can use base images as prompts. ''Mostly just used for [[anime]] rule 34. And weird ass art of celebrities that many want to fap over or kill themselves''
*'''[https://openai.com/blog/dall-e/ DALL-E] [https://openai.com/dall-e-2/ 2]''' - another text-to-generation AI model that is often used. DALL-E is created by the nerds on the '''OpenAI''' team.
*'''[https://www.craiyon.com/ Craiyon]''' (formerly '''DALL-E Mini''') - another text-to-image algorithm. Out of all the sites listed here, this is probably the most well-known; most likely because it doesn't require an account, and the pictures it generated are [[Cursed Images|cursed]] as hell.
*'''[https://novelai.net/ NovelAI Diffusion]''' - Some [[greedy]] generator, also used for animu shit. [https://blog.novelai.net/image-generation-announcement-807b3cf0afec See more]
*'''[https://pornpen.ai/ PornPen]''' - AI image generator for [[Forever alone|coomers]].
*'''[https://www.deviantart.com/dreamup DreamUp]''' - [[DeviantArt|DeviantShart]]'s [https://www.deviantart.com/team/journal/Create-AI-Generated-Art-Fairly-with-DreamUp-933537821 own AI image generator since November 2022]. unsurprisingly, this only screwing up the site even more, and even majority of the tarlets hate it, mainly because the [[fact]] that AI "artwork" isn't art, and it can lead to more [[Art theft]] that is rampant on the site.
*[https://www.mage.space/ Mage Space] Free but, also optionally a average paywall site that won't draw you porn anymore. Except maybe only nudity.
*'''[https://thisxdoesnotexist.com/ This X Does Not Exist]''' series, in particular '''[https://thisanimedoesnotexist.ai/ This Anime Doesn't Exist]''' and '''[https://www.thiswaifudoesnotexist.net/ This Waifu Doesn't Exist]'''.
*'''[https://openart.ai/create Openart]'''.
*'''https://stablediffusion.fr/txt2img-v1''' Generate them like the french girls until they ban your account for porn flooding it.
*'''https://waifus.nemusona.com/''' OMG Make your disturbed anime gurls you sick fucks. '''Dead'''.
*'''https://yodayo.com/text-to-image/''' Animu waifu maker.
*'''https://deepfloyd-if.hf.space/'''
*'''https://pornx.ai/ Limited generation shit for free that no one cares about, has a paywall, but good to use undress more often if you want to make a girl naked that you can't talk to IRL.
*'''https://www.promeai.com''' The funny thing about the site, when you try to inpainting for porn, it draws more [[BBC]] can think about, the [[jew|owner]] must be a massive [[cuck]] and [[troll]].
*'''https://civitai.com/ All the model shit, you'll properly download alot furry stuff, you sick fuck.
*'''https://perchance.org/ai-character-generator/ Perchance picture generator, sometimes nsfw

{{clear}}

==The three types of AI art==
<center>[[File:The three types of AI Art 721.jpeg|500px]]</center>

==AI-created [[Rule 34]]==
It goes without saying that if you give the interwebs' <strike>netizens</strike> DENIZENS any kind of web-generator app, that it eventually will be used maliciously, in this case it didn't take long for the web to start abusing the programs to create [[Rule 34|Eros-type art]]. Even MOAR info is available on KYM, gasp: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cultures/hentai-diffusion
{{cg|Gallery|gallery1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:AI model - Waifu Diffusion - artist - AIPicMaker - AI Art Semi-lewd.jpg
File:Original using novelai - df05711003412a5d8e38b6b492a9eeee.png|Original character, we guess? - Software used: NovelAI
File:Diffusionwaifuhentai masked class AI Artwork sample-58a179acfe0d8b2bd73895715ffb48fa.jpg
File:D.va (overwatch) using novelai - d9bfb1d0fae1eeb58e9e31657711fe73.png|[[Overwatch]] AI-generated [[Rule 34]] 1 - Software used: NovelAI
File:D.va (overwatch) using novelai - 39bffd082aa62fdbb28350fa1ba938cd.png|[[Overwatch]] AI-generated [[Rule 34]] 2 - Software used: NovelAI
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Ranni the witch (elden ring) generated by itsamerocle using novelai - 0dd2ce4ea13e3978bdf8a62bb7b8abf1.png
File:Hatsune miku (vocaloid) - 0f657fb42b14e1b80558a6271107fb94.jpg
File:May (pokemon and 1 more) using novelai - b6dd91979e5d43162011f2806473be7f.png|[[Pokemon|Gotta 'fuck em all!]] - Software used: NovelAI
File:Hatsune miku (vocaloid) generated by berryneko using novelai - ee377aabccc24cf7ec5b2f0c6c38277b.png|Hatsune Miku as a slime-girl - Software used: NovelAI
File:Original generated by robotliar using waifu diffusion - AI hent.png|'nother "[[Original character|original character]]" - Software used: Waifu Diffusion
</gallery>}}

==Galleries of Borg art==

===DALL-E/DALL-E Mini "art"===
{{cg|Gallery|gallery2|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Dalle Mini - Uncle Sam eating infants.png
File:Dalle Mini - Byzantine Mosaic Shrek.JPG
File:Dalle Mini - Tubgirl.JPG
File:Dalle Mini 2girls1cup.JPG
File:Big Bird being Crucified - AI artwork.JPG
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Dalle Mini - The beginning.png
File:Dalle Mini - The end.png
</gallery>}}

===Stable Diffusion "art"===
{{cg|Gallery|gallery3|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Stable Diffusion - nature 83e.jpg
File:Stable Diffusion - Daily Dose of Old Video Games 315.png|[[Piccolo Dick]]
File:Stable diffusion AI Artwork - daily dose of nature.png
File:Stable diffusion September Cake - AI artwork 7f5.png
File:Stable Diffusion - Elon Musk in GTA 6f6.png
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Stable Diffusion - In the Airplane Over the Sea - 649.png
File:Stable Diffusion Realistic lofi girl f8c.jpg
File:Stable Diffusion - Nowareno.png
File:Hoshizora rin (love live!) generated by dual1020 using stable diffusion.png
File:Stable Diffusion - Pepe Stable Diffusion Painting 78b.png
File:Stable Diffusion - Happy Cat 289.jpg
</gallery>}}

===Tencent QQ AI "art"===
<center><gallery>
File:Kiwi Farms QQ tencent AI Anime Artwork Chris Chandler 1.jpeg
File:Kiwi Farms QQ tencent AI Anime Artwork black white old city.jpeg
</gallery></center>

===Other Assorted AI-generated "artwork" and related images===
{{cg|Gallery|gallery4|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Pumpkin party.png
File:Original generated by faia92 - e2e177c59bcd975246a8b300d75c39af.png
File:AI Art - 'Loss' meme POV edition 579.jpg
File:AI art - AI art will never be able to render dog girls smoking cigarettes with the care that a moody unemployed 25 year old can 739.png
File:Negative prompts vs stable diffusion 037.png
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:AI art bad at drawing hands - as teacher so student cd9.jpg
File:AI Art - AI art is an amazing advancement 7af.jpg
File:Mona Lisa AI Boobs.png
</gallery>}}

==External Links==
*{{KYM|memes/cultures/ai-art|AI Art on KnowYourMeme}}
*[https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgygy4/stable-diffusion-stability-ai-nsfw-ai-generated-porn This AI Tool Is Being Used to Make Freaky, Machine-Generated Porn - VICE magazine online] {{archive|kem2m}}
*[https://aibooru.online/ AI-Booru]
*[https://harishgarg.com/writing/do-not-use-these-banned-words-in-dall-e-prompts/ Incomplete list of banned DALL-E words/prompts] {{archive|80c4H}}
*[https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/uKp6tBFStnsvrot5t/what-dall-e-2-can-and-cannot-do What DALL-E 2 can and cannot do - LessWrong.com] [https://web.archive.org/web/20221112102034/https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/uKp6tBFStnsvrot5t/what-dall-e-2-can-and-cannot-do [Archived]]''
{{softwarez}}
{{memes}}
[[Category:2022]]
[[Category:Memes]]
[[Category:Web 3.0]]
{{Timeline|Featured Article for November 22 and 23, 2022|[[Neopronouns]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Anderson Lee Aldrich]]}}

AI artwork

2024-07-06T11:11:59Z

Benosisdead: /* Various AI Artwork Sites and programs */

[[File:AI cant even draw hands 338.png|250px|right]]
Once upon a time, the field of lazy illustrated ''[[art]]work'' was achieved solely by ''real [[autists|human beans]]'' on material, and by the early 21st century, mostly on [[Tumblr]], [[DeviantART]] and other obscenely caged platforms, all requiring extreme aspie capacity. But this changed in mid-2022, after suitable development of [[Skynet]] sentience came about by the means of [[Artificial Intelligence]] and it's machine learning, with programs such as [https://openai.com/dall-e DALL-E], [https://stability.ai Stable Diffusion], and various others going viral online for being able to generate on demand shitty distorted "artwork", all with a couple of presses on a keyboard.

This is a [[problem, officer?|problematic]] challenge for "career artists", and the entire scene of artwork creation is currently (and [[LOLWUT|maybe]] rightfully so) shitting their pants. With that said, and being the [[Where is your X now?|unparalleled pinnacle of truths that is Encyclopedia Dramatica]], the following should be noted before proceeding: [[Truth|'''art does not exist''']].

==The Future is Now!==
What was unimaginable just [[Last Thursday|10 years ago]] is now a saucy and existential reality – artificial intelligence is creating "art" and a number of them don't suck complete ass. Naturally this fact has had several [[lulzy]] effects which will only continue to transcend as our robot overlords continue to evolve and improve, and remove all unwanted labor from humanity.

The most obvious one was the [[shitting bricks|brick-shitting]] done by artists once they realized that major corps AND ordinary users had the means at their disposal to dispose of them. This was especially traumatic for pr0n artists who could make quite a nice living by catering to degenerate coomers thirsty for that sweet sweet porn, but not anymore! Now every [[retard]] will be able to punch a few buttons on their keyboard and get all the smut they ever wanted with endless varieties = endless cum = ?? = endless profit. "[[pussy|Clean]]" artists are not much better off either as all those corporations/jews who used to pay for them decorating their ads/homes/objects can now just use an AI to whip something up in a few minutes knowing that the public will eat it up regardless of where it came from.

Furthermore, there are now projects underway to make AI that can write and compose music. with "animation AI" also being slated for the near future, so if you are an artist, YOU ARE FUCKED! (Unless you are a big music corp in which case even the fucking AI will back off from your army of lawyers and small corporate assassins, good for you.) To add insult to injury, the said AIs' are being fed tens of thousands of images crawled from various places online, chances are that if you're an artist who posts online your own artwork was or will be used to train your replacement, ain't that a doozy?

Another effect which is even more lulzworthy due to the nature of AI likely causing such a glut of art and content that it may fuck over our digital civilization for decades, and here's how! Imagine if you one day decided to get off of your [[fat]] ass and tried to draw something, or compose a piece of music, or write as shittyless fanfic as you aspergerd brain could allow you to. Well too bad since unless you made it for your own sake or to share with your family and IRL friends (this is a theoretical scenario so you can at least pretend that you do), you will find that hardly anyone can even see it since every social media site or online art gallery like [[DeviantArt]] or [[Furaffinity]] are now drowned with content that is only increasing by the second.

Seeing this loltastic development, certain parties have taken steps to try and stem the tide of digital pee-AI-siss that are readying to ram themselves into their proverbial asses. The aforementioned sites and others included instituted a ban on any AI artwork with acid baths and castration for [[1337|machine-lovers]] who bird copyrights. Others have been bellowing for tighter control of what and where the AIs take as "inspiration" but since that's going against big corps and from a bunch of mere artists, don't expect that to have much effect.

Lastly, a particular strain of retard has emerged called "AI whisperer" who think that they will be able to make a living via telling present and future AIs what to draw using specialized strings of words (prompts), but what they don't realize is that either someone will find a good string on their own, or they will train the AIs to produce artwork well enough to only require little or no input beyond pushing a button.

So in cumclusion, if you are a coomer, rejoice all the porn you ever wanted, at the cost of the entire human creative endeavor, and if you are an artist, there's really only one thing you can do now: [[Dune|Butlerian]][[Jihad]]! Run before they can create humanity.

==Various AI Artwork Sites and programs==
*'''[https://www.midjourney.com/ Midjourney]''' - an AI algorithm that is able to create bad art from text-description prompts.
*'''[https://stability.ai Stable Diffusion]''' - created by the team at '''Stability AI''', and it can do the same thing as Midjourney but also can use base images as prompts. ''Mostly just used for [[anime]] rule 34. And weird ass art of celebrities that many want to fap over or kill themselves''
*'''[https://openai.com/blog/dall-e/ DALL-E] [https://openai.com/dall-e-2/ 2]''' - another text-to-generation AI model that is often used. DALL-E is created by the nerds on the '''OpenAI''' team.
*'''[https://www.craiyon.com/ Craiyon]''' (formerly '''DALL-E Mini''') - another text-to-image algorithm. Out of all the sites listed here, this is probably the most well-known; most likely because it doesn't require an account, and the pictures it generated are [[Cursed Images|cursed]] as hell.
*'''[https://novelai.net/ NovelAI Diffusion]''' - Some [[greedy]] generator, also used for animu shit. [https://blog.novelai.net/image-generation-announcement-807b3cf0afec See more]
*'''[https://pornpen.ai/ PornPen]''' - AI image generator for [[Forever alone|coomers]].
*'''[https://www.deviantart.com/dreamup DreamUp]''' - [[DeviantArt|DeviantShart]]'s [https://www.deviantart.com/team/journal/Create-AI-Generated-Art-Fairly-with-DreamUp-933537821 own AI image generator since November 2022]. unsuprisingly, this only screwing up the site even more, and even majority of the tarlets hate it, mainly because the [[fact]] that AI "artwork" isn't art, and it can lead to more [[Art theft]] that is rampant on the site.
*[https://www.mage.space/ Mage Space] Free but, also optionally a average paywall site that won't draw you porn anymore. Ha ha.
*'''[https://thisxdoesnotexist.com/ This X Does Not Exist]''' series, in particular '''[https://thisanimedoesnotexist.ai/ This Anime Doesn't Exist]''' and '''[https://www.thiswaifudoesnotexist.net/ This Waifu Doesn't Exist]'''.
*'''[https://openart.ai/create Openart]'''.
*'''https://stablediffusion.fr/txt2img-v1''' Generate them like the french girls until they ban your account for porn flooding it.
*'''https://waifus.nemusona.com/''' OMG Make your disturbed anime gurls you sick fucks. '''Dead'''.
*'''https://yodayo.com/text-to-image/''' Animu waifu maker.
*'''https://deepfloyd-if.hf.space/'''
*'''https://pornx.ai/ Limited generation shit for free that no one cares about, has a paywall, but good to use undress more often if you want to make a girl naked that you can't talk to IRL.
*'''https://www.promeai.com''' The funny thing about the site, when you try to inpainting for porn, it draws more [[BBC]] can think about, the [[jew|owner]] must be a massive [[cuck]] and [[troll]].
*'''https://civitai.com/ All the model shit, you'll properly download alot furry stuff, you sick fuck.
*'''https://perchance.org/ai-character-generator/ Perchance picture generator, sometimes nsfw

{{clear}}

==The three types of AI art==
<center>[[File:The three types of AI Art 721.jpeg|500px]]</center>

==AI-created [[Rule 34]]==
It goes without saying that if you give the interwebs' <strike>netizens</strike> DENIZENS any kind of web-generator app, that it eventually will be used maliciously, in this case it didn't take long for the web to start abusing the programs to create [[Rule 34|Eros-type art]]. Even MOAR info is available on KYM, gasp: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cultures/hentai-diffusion
{{cg|Gallery|gallery1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:AI model - Waifu Diffusion - artist - AIPicMaker - AI Art Semi-lewd.jpg
File:Original using novelai - df05711003412a5d8e38b6b492a9eeee.png|Original character, we guess? - Software used: NovelAI
File:Diffusionwaifuhentai masked class AI Artwork sample-58a179acfe0d8b2bd73895715ffb48fa.jpg
File:D.va (overwatch) using novelai - d9bfb1d0fae1eeb58e9e31657711fe73.png|[[Overwatch]] AI-generated [[Rule 34]] 1 - Software used: NovelAI
File:D.va (overwatch) using novelai - 39bffd082aa62fdbb28350fa1ba938cd.png|[[Overwatch]] AI-generated [[Rule 34]] 2 - Software used: NovelAI
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Ranni the witch (elden ring) generated by itsamerocle using novelai - 0dd2ce4ea13e3978bdf8a62bb7b8abf1.png
File:Hatsune miku (vocaloid) - 0f657fb42b14e1b80558a6271107fb94.jpg
File:May (pokemon and 1 more) using novelai - b6dd91979e5d43162011f2806473be7f.png|[[Pokemon|Gotta 'fuck em all!]] - Software used: NovelAI
File:Hatsune miku (vocaloid) generated by berryneko using novelai - ee377aabccc24cf7ec5b2f0c6c38277b.png|Hatsune Miku as a slime-girl - Software used: NovelAI
File:Original generated by robotliar using waifu diffusion - AI hent.png|'nother "[[Original character|original character]]" - Software used: Waifu Diffusion
</gallery>}}

==Galleries of Borg art==

===DALL-E/DALL-E Mini "art"===
{{cg|Gallery|gallery2|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Dalle Mini - Uncle Sam eating infants.png
File:Dalle Mini - Byzantine Mosaic Shrek.JPG
File:Dalle Mini - Tubgirl.JPG
File:Dalle Mini 2girls1cup.JPG
File:Big Bird being Crucified - AI artwork.JPG
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Dalle Mini - The beginning.png
File:Dalle Mini - The end.png
</gallery>}}

===Stable Diffusion "art"===
{{cg|Gallery|gallery3|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Stable Diffusion - nature 83e.jpg
File:Stable Diffusion - Daily Dose of Old Video Games 315.png|[[Piccolo Dick]]
File:Stable diffusion AI Artwork - daily dose of nature.png
File:Stable diffusion September Cake - AI artwork 7f5.png
File:Stable Diffusion - Elon Musk in GTA 6f6.png
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Stable Diffusion - In the Airplane Over the Sea - 649.png
File:Stable Diffusion Realistic lofi girl f8c.jpg
File:Stable Diffusion - Nowareno.png
File:Hoshizora rin (love live!) generated by dual1020 using stable diffusion.png
File:Stable Diffusion - Pepe Stable Diffusion Painting 78b.png
File:Stable Diffusion - Happy Cat 289.jpg
</gallery>}}

===Tencent QQ AI "art"===
<center><gallery>
File:Kiwi Farms QQ tencent AI Anime Artwork Chris Chandler 1.jpeg
File:Kiwi Farms QQ tencent AI Anime Artwork black white old city.jpeg
</gallery></center>

===Other Assorted AI-generated "artwork" and related images===
{{cg|Gallery|gallery4|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Pumpkin party.png
File:Original generated by faia92 - e2e177c59bcd975246a8b300d75c39af.png
File:AI Art - 'Loss' meme POV edition 579.jpg
File:AI art - AI art will never be able to render dog girls smoking cigarettes with the care that a moody unemployed 25 year old can 739.png
File:Negative prompts vs stable diffusion 037.png
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:AI art bad at drawing hands - as teacher so student cd9.jpg
File:AI Art - AI art is an amazing advancement 7af.jpg
File:Mona Lisa AI Boobs.png
</gallery>}}

==External Links==
*{{KYM|memes/cultures/ai-art|AI Art on KnowYourMeme}}
*[https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgygy4/stable-diffusion-stability-ai-nsfw-ai-generated-porn This AI Tool Is Being Used to Make Freaky, Machine-Generated Porn - VICE magazine online] {{archive|kem2m}}
*[https://aibooru.online/ AI-Booru]
*[https://harishgarg.com/writing/do-not-use-these-banned-words-in-dall-e-prompts/ Incomplete list of banned DALL-E words/prompts] {{archive|80c4H}}
*[https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/uKp6tBFStnsvrot5t/what-dall-e-2-can-and-cannot-do What DALL-E 2 can and cannot do - LessWrong.com] [https://web.archive.org/web/20221112102034/https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/uKp6tBFStnsvrot5t/what-dall-e-2-can-and-cannot-do [Archived]]''
{{softwarez}}
{{memes}}
[[Category:2022]]
[[Category:Memes]]
[[Category:Web 3.0]]
{{Timeline|Featured Article for November 22 and 23, 2022|[[Neopronouns]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Anderson Lee Aldrich]]}}

AI artwork

2024-07-06T11:08:37Z

Benosisdead: /* Various AI Artwork Sites and programs */

[[File:AI cant even draw hands 338.png|250px|right]]
Once upon a time, the field of lazy illustrated ''[[art]]work'' was achieved solely by ''real [[autists|human beans]]'' on material, and by the early 21st century, mostly on [[Tumblr]], [[DeviantART]] and other obscenely caged platforms, all requiring extreme aspie capacity. But this changed in mid-2022, after suitable development of [[Skynet]] sentience came about by the means of [[Artificial Intelligence]] and it's machine learning, with programs such as [https://openai.com/dall-e DALL-E], [https://stability.ai Stable Diffusion], and various others going viral online for being able to generate on demand shitty distorted "artwork", all with a couple of presses on a keyboard.

This is a [[problem, officer?|problematic]] challenge for "career artists", and the entire scene of artwork creation is currently (and [[LOLWUT|maybe]] rightfully so) shitting their pants. With that said, and being the [[Where is your X now?|unparalleled pinnacle of truths that is Encyclopedia Dramatica]], the following should be noted before proceeding: [[Truth|'''art does not exist''']].

==The Future is Now!==
What was unimaginable just [[Last Thursday|10 years ago]] is now a saucy and existential reality – artificial intelligence is creating "art" and a number of them don't suck complete ass. Naturally this fact has had several [[lulzy]] effects which will only continue to transcend as our robot overlords continue to evolve and improve, and remove all unwanted labor from humanity.

The most obvious one was the [[shitting bricks|brick-shitting]] done by artists once they realized that major corps AND ordinary users had the means at their disposal to dispose of them. This was especially traumatic for pr0n artists who could make quite a nice living by catering to degenerate coomers thirsty for that sweet sweet porn, but not anymore! Now every [[retard]] will be able to punch a few buttons on their keyboard and get all the smut they ever wanted with endless varieties = endless cum = ?? = endless profit. "[[pussy|Clean]]" artists are not much better off either as all those corporations/jews who used to pay for them decorating their ads/homes/objects can now just use an AI to whip something up in a few minutes knowing that the public will eat it up regardless of where it came from.

Furthermore, there are now projects underway to make AI that can write and compose music. with "animation AI" also being slated for the near future, so if you are an artist, YOU ARE FUCKED! (Unless you are a big music corp in which case even the fucking AI will back off from your army of lawyers and small corporate assassins, good for you.) To add insult to injury, the said AIs' are being fed tens of thousands of images crawled from various places online, chances are that if you're an artist who posts online your own artwork was or will be used to train your replacement, ain't that a doozy?

Another effect which is even more lulzworthy due to the nature of AI likely causing such a glut of art and content that it may fuck over our digital civilization for decades, and here's how! Imagine if you one day decided to get off of your [[fat]] ass and tried to draw something, or compose a piece of music, or write as shittyless fanfic as you aspergerd brain could allow you to. Well too bad since unless you made it for your own sake or to share with your family and IRL friends (this is a theoretical scenario so you can at least pretend that you do), you will find that hardly anyone can even see it since every social media site or online art gallery like [[DeviantArt]] or [[Furaffinity]] are now drowned with content that is only increasing by the second.

Seeing this loltastic development, certain parties have taken steps to try and stem the tide of digital pee-AI-siss that are readying to ram themselves into their proverbial asses. The aforementioned sites and others included instituted a ban on any AI artwork with acid baths and castration for [[1337|machine-lovers]] who bird copyrights. Others have been bellowing for tighter control of what and where the AIs take as "inspiration" but since that's going against big corps and from a bunch of mere artists, don't expect that to have much effect.

Lastly, a particular strain of retard has emerged called "AI whisperer" who think that they will be able to make a living via telling present and future AIs what to draw using specialized strings of words (prompts), but what they don't realize is that either someone will find a good string on their own, or they will train the AIs to produce artwork well enough to only require little or no input beyond pushing a button.

So in cumclusion, if you are a coomer, rejoice all the porn you ever wanted, at the cost of the entire human creative endeavor, and if you are an artist, there's really only one thing you can do now: [[Dune|Butlerian]][[Jihad]]! Run before they can create humanity.

==Various AI Artwork Sites and programs==
*'''[https://www.midjourney.com/ Midjourney]''' - an AI algorithm that is able to create bad art from text-description prompts.
*'''[https://stability.ai Stable Diffusion]''' - created by the team at '''Stability AI''', and it can do the same thing as Midjourney but also can use base images as prompts. ''Mostly just used for [[anime]] rule 34. And weird ass art of celebrities that many want to fap over or kill themselves''
*'''[https://openai.com/blog/dall-e/ DALL-E] [https://openai.com/dall-e-2/ 2]''' - another text-to-generation AI model that is often used. DALL-E is created by the nerds on the '''OpenAI''' team.
*'''[https://www.craiyon.com/ Craiyon]''' (formerly '''DALL-E Mini''') - another text-to-image algorithm. Out of all the sites listed here, this is probably the most well-known; most likely because it doesn't require an account, and the pictures it generated are [[Cursed Images|cursed]] as hell.
*'''[https://novelai.net/ NovelAI Diffusion]''' - Some [[greedy]] generator, also used for animu shit. [https://blog.novelai.net/image-generation-announcement-807b3cf0afec See more]
*'''[https://pornpen.ai/ PornPen]''' - AI image generator for [[Forever alone|coomers]].
*'''[https://www.deviantart.com/dreamup DreamUp]''' - [[DeviantArt|DeviantShart]]'s [https://www.deviantart.com/team/journal/Create-AI-Generated-Art-Fairly-with-DreamUp-933537821 own AI image generator since November 2022]. unsuprisingly, this only screwing up the site even more, and even majority of the tarlets hate it, mainly because the [[fact]] that AI "artwork" isn't art, and it can lead to more [[Art theft]] that is rampant on the site.
*[https://www.mage.space/ Mage Space] Free but, also optionally a average paywall site that won't draw you porn anymore. Ha ha.
*'''[https://thisxdoesnotexist.com/ This X Does Not Exist]''' series, in particular '''[https://thisanimedoesnotexist.ai/ This Anime Doesn't Exist]''' and '''[https://www.thiswaifudoesnotexist.net/ This Waifu Doesn't Exist]'''.
*'''[https://openart.ai/create Openart]'''.
*'''https://stablediffusion.fr/txt2img-v1''' Generate them like the french girls until they ban your account for porn flooding it.
*'''https://waifus.nemusona.com/''' OMG Make your disturbed anime gurls you sick fucks. '''Dead'''.
*'''https://yodayo.com/text-to-image/''' Animu waifu maker.
*'''https://deepfloyd-if.hf.space/'''
*'''https://pornx.ai/ Limited generation shit for free that no one cares about, has a paywall, but good to use undress more often if you want to make a girl naked that you can't talk to IRL.
*'''https://www.promeai.com''' The funny thing about the site, when you try to inpainting for porn, it draws more [[BBC]] can think about, the [[jew|owner]] must be a massive [[cuck]] and [[troll]].
*'''https://civitai.com/ All the model shit, you'll properly download alot furry stuff, you sick fuck.

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==The three types of AI art==
<center>[[File:The three types of AI Art 721.jpeg|500px]]</center>

==AI-created [[Rule 34]]==
It goes without saying that if you give the interwebs' <strike>netizens</strike> DENIZENS any kind of web-generator app, that it eventually will be used maliciously, in this case it didn't take long for the web to start abusing the programs to create [[Rule 34|Eros-type art]]. Even MOAR info is available on KYM, gasp: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cultures/hentai-diffusion
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File:AI model - Waifu Diffusion - artist - AIPicMaker - AI Art Semi-lewd.jpg
File:Original using novelai - df05711003412a5d8e38b6b492a9eeee.png|Original character, we guess? - Software used: NovelAI
File:Diffusionwaifuhentai masked class AI Artwork sample-58a179acfe0d8b2bd73895715ffb48fa.jpg
File:D.va (overwatch) using novelai - d9bfb1d0fae1eeb58e9e31657711fe73.png|[[Overwatch]] AI-generated [[Rule 34]] 1 - Software used: NovelAI
File:D.va (overwatch) using novelai - 39bffd082aa62fdbb28350fa1ba938cd.png|[[Overwatch]] AI-generated [[Rule 34]] 2 - Software used: NovelAI
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File:Ranni the witch (elden ring) generated by itsamerocle using novelai - 0dd2ce4ea13e3978bdf8a62bb7b8abf1.png
File:Hatsune miku (vocaloid) - 0f657fb42b14e1b80558a6271107fb94.jpg
File:May (pokemon and 1 more) using novelai - b6dd91979e5d43162011f2806473be7f.png|[[Pokemon|Gotta 'fuck em all!]] - Software used: NovelAI
File:Hatsune miku (vocaloid) generated by berryneko using novelai - ee377aabccc24cf7ec5b2f0c6c38277b.png|Hatsune Miku as a slime-girl - Software used: NovelAI
File:Original generated by robotliar using waifu diffusion - AI hent.png|'nother "[[Original character|original character]]" - Software used: Waifu Diffusion
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==Galleries of Borg art==

===DALL-E/DALL-E Mini "art"===
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File:Dalle Mini - Uncle Sam eating infants.png
File:Dalle Mini - Byzantine Mosaic Shrek.JPG
File:Dalle Mini - Tubgirl.JPG
File:Dalle Mini 2girls1cup.JPG
File:Big Bird being Crucified - AI artwork.JPG
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File:Dalle Mini - The beginning.png
File:Dalle Mini - The end.png
</gallery>}}

===Stable Diffusion "art"===
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File:Stable Diffusion - nature 83e.jpg
File:Stable Diffusion - Daily Dose of Old Video Games 315.png|[[Piccolo Dick]]
File:Stable diffusion AI Artwork - daily dose of nature.png
File:Stable diffusion September Cake - AI artwork 7f5.png
File:Stable Diffusion - Elon Musk in GTA 6f6.png
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Stable Diffusion - In the Airplane Over the Sea - 649.png
File:Stable Diffusion Realistic lofi girl f8c.jpg
File:Stable Diffusion - Nowareno.png
File:Hoshizora rin (love live!) generated by dual1020 using stable diffusion.png
File:Stable Diffusion - Pepe Stable Diffusion Painting 78b.png
File:Stable Diffusion - Happy Cat 289.jpg
</gallery>}}

===Tencent QQ AI "art"===
<center><gallery>
File:Kiwi Farms QQ tencent AI Anime Artwork Chris Chandler 1.jpeg
File:Kiwi Farms QQ tencent AI Anime Artwork black white old city.jpeg
</gallery></center>

===Other Assorted AI-generated "artwork" and related images===
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File:Pumpkin party.png
File:Original generated by faia92 - e2e177c59bcd975246a8b300d75c39af.png
File:AI Art - 'Loss' meme POV edition 579.jpg
File:AI art - AI art will never be able to render dog girls smoking cigarettes with the care that a moody unemployed 25 year old can 739.png
File:Negative prompts vs stable diffusion 037.png
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File:AI art bad at drawing hands - as teacher so student cd9.jpg
File:AI Art - AI art is an amazing advancement 7af.jpg
File:Mona Lisa AI Boobs.png
</gallery>}}

==External Links==
*{{KYM|memes/cultures/ai-art|AI Art on KnowYourMeme}}
*[https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgygy4/stable-diffusion-stability-ai-nsfw-ai-generated-porn This AI Tool Is Being Used to Make Freaky, Machine-Generated Porn - VICE magazine online] {{archive|kem2m}}
*[https://aibooru.online/ AI-Booru]
*[https://harishgarg.com/writing/do-not-use-these-banned-words-in-dall-e-prompts/ Incomplete list of banned DALL-E words/prompts] {{archive|80c4H}}
*[https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/uKp6tBFStnsvrot5t/what-dall-e-2-can-and-cannot-do What DALL-E 2 can and cannot do - LessWrong.com] [https://web.archive.org/web/20221112102034/https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/uKp6tBFStnsvrot5t/what-dall-e-2-can-and-cannot-do [Archived]]''
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{{Timeline|Featured Article for November 22 and 23, 2022|[[Neopronouns]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Anderson Lee Aldrich]]}}

Talk:Intellectual Checkmate

2024-06-22T11:37:21Z

Benosisdead:

The OhInternet [[youtube]] video says nothing about goronchev in anyway. Seems pointless to be on there [[User:Lazarus|Lazarus]]

Benos sent me this email of goronchev(who sent this to his dad) trying to get benos off the internet, obviously, benos didn't [[an_hero]].
L.a. Bomb6:33am Jun 14th

Beware [[TL;DR]] and pretend [[moralfag|moralfagging]]

'''I've known of your son Ben for a good while via his Internet activities, and I'm quite concerned for him. I didn't know what else to do to get him help besides going to you. I figured you didn't know the things I'm about to reveal about Ben, and I felt it was my moral obligation to tell you those things about him. Circumstances regarding his online activities have reached a boiling point, laws have been broken, and I fear for your son's well-being-- both mentally and physically.

'''There is no easy way I can put this... Ben has been harassing YouTube users since at least as far back as 2008. He fixates on certain users obsessively, he has mocked them, he has threatened them, and he has tried to get their phone numbers and addresses to try to take things to the next level-- offline with threats of phone harassment, and threats of in-person harassment.'''

'''As a result of his behavior, certain people decided to strike back at him and track him down-- which was successful. While I don't know all the details of what happened, Ben's identity, location of residence, and places where he physically goes have been identified by many people online who seem to want to see him get hurt in real life. Things have gone too far already, and I wanted to do my part to warn you and try my best to help this situation-- before it's too late.'''

'''While I'm worried about your son's physical safety, I'm also worried about his mental state. Recently, Ben exposed himself on his webcam and uploaded it to YouTube. He also has repeatedly fixated on certain teenage users, as one can see on some of his Internet pages I link to later in this email.'''

'''I suspect you are a good man Keith. What you did in support of Allen Rea indicated that to me. I suspect you might be able to fix this situation with your son Ben. Personally, I suggest you have stern talks with Ben and remove his Internet access for a long time-- both to let the situation cool down for Ben's safety and mental state, and to teach Ben a lesson so he doesn't continue down the same road. Also, an apology video from Ben might go a long way towards eradicating the animosity many people have towards him. If you have love for your son and have his best interests in mind, it is crucial that you remove his Internet access.'''

'''For the sake of you getting relevant information on this situation, I will provide the url to all of Ben's web-pages I'm aware of where he has attacked people:'''

http://www.facebook.com/l/9ed597E7417r4WkkTN1wgIQP_iQ/www.youtube.com/benos (here's his main Internet content creation place where he makes videos attacking people. You'll recognize your son on video here, but you may not recognize his behavior.)

http://www.facebook.com/l/9ed59omfP9l4Zm2FuwjO9LkwM_g/twitter.com/%23!/goronchevisafag (here Ben attacks people via text exclusively.)

http://www.facebook.com/l/9ed59PVF3FA6awmdUMcY8GDuPFQ/benosblogofthings.blogspot.com/ (here Ben attacks various YouTube users via blog.)

http://www.facebook.com/l/9ed59ABWAIs-uJme0o0ARwGvftw/www.youtube.com/mastrobatorify (this was the account where he recently exposed himself on webcam; he has since removed that video, but someone downloaded it and saved it. He also attacks users on this channel, and pretends it's not him operating the channel-- but it was already proven Ben made the videos on the channel and operates it.)

http://www.facebook.com/l/9ed59GWn7vB6SX94Hk_Uin9IzOw/www.youtube.com/TrollTroller77 (Ben also attacks people on this channel, and pretends to be someone else. It was shown to be Ben operating the channel.)

http://www.facebook.com/l/9ed59_R5AysjyiTQr6hGrdTDaWg/www.facepunch.com/members/178502-benos (this seems to be his favorite forum.)

'''I'm sorry I had to bring bad news to you, but I felt it was the ethical thing to do in order to prevent even worse things from occurring.Thank you for your time Keith. You and Ben are in my thoughts, and I hope things work out for the best in the end.'''
And that's pretty much it. Benos lives to tell the tale from the gayest blogger alive.'''

Though he can't prove shit, and he did was advertise anything that ben did on the internet.

I know this wouldn't worthy for the main page because it's [[tl;dr]] but, the lesli confession here, benos blogspotted it:

'''http://benosblogofthings.blogspot.com/2011/06/leslis-confession-is-back.html?'''

Goronchev recently edited his message in a previous video about benos a friend in mine in real life, his no.1 stalker.

'''*Update: He apparently recently got this video removed from multiple sites via complaints/flagging/false DMCAs. Apparently I hurt him so bad by revealing the truth about him that he censored my content. Once again he's proven to be a hypocrite because he criticized me for allegedly being anti-free speech because I turned off comments years ago on my videos, and yet he's taken some of my videos down giving my opinion on him and proving things about him. It's also hypocritical that he heavily criticizes Brett Keane for doing things that he (Ben) does.

'''His trying to censor my videos is tantamount to waving the white flag of surrender, and is yet another way in which he pwned himself and made himself look a fool. Intellectual checkmate you lying, welfare receiving, small penis showing man-child with Asperger's syndrome named Ben Alan Kelley who lives at 26 {censored) St. in Rockhampton, Queensland, Australia. You got owned harder than anyone I ever saw get owned online!'''

Goronchev, BUTTHURT much? Hypocritical and liar who never cleared the evidence of proving nothing of his Lesli girlfriend that he thinks is fake or conversations he had with her. User:Benosisdead