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With [[2020]] and [[2021]] being the &#039;&#039;worst years ever&#039;&#039; thanks to the [[Coronavirus|Chink-19]], and [[2022]] being the most brain-dead year, we really, really, really hoped that &#039;&#039;&#039;2023&#039;&#039;&#039; would be a good year, but &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;&amp;gt;we can only wait and see&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; it still sucked hard.  Um, anyways - Here&#039;s a recap of 2023 for [[EDiots|our intrepid readers]]. So lettt&#039;s gettttt right into it!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And if you also need a recap of 2022, [[2022|click here]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==January==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Croatia]] fully enters the [[European Union|EU]] via €urozone and Schengen;  A mass wave of [[scam|scamming]] due to the currency switch begins instantly.&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[ED]] [[Twatter]] gets B&amp;amp;.&lt;br /&gt;
:We&#039;ll be back on there, [[lie|eventually]]...&lt;br /&gt;
*A Basketball-American [[Nigger|nignog]] player collapses on the [[NFL]] field and Schizoposters blame the [[Vaccination|VAXX]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[MediaFan2008]] gets diagnosed with a deadly condition, which [[some argue|we believe]] &amp;quot;[[dubious disclaimer|might be]]&amp;quot; [[cancer]]; Hey, if he does die, then we won&#039;t have to deal with him anymore.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Andrew Tate|Retard Tate]] gets arrested by the [[Romania]]n police because of &amp;quot;money trafficking&amp;quot; and sex trafficking.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Umkemesik]] gets ousted from [[ED]] after [[Discord]] logs featuring him lusting after [[underage]] [[feet]] are dropped.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brazil]]ians invade their country&#039;s Congress over [[Cunt|Jair Bolsonaro]] losing to Lula, similar to [[The Donald|Donald Trump]] losing the election to [[Joe Biden]].&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;quot;DIS IS LIKE ANUDDAH JANUARY SIXTH&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Microsoft]] kills off support for [[Windows|Windows 8.1]] and the Extended Security Updates for [[Windows|Windows 7]], forcing their users to upgrade to Windows 10 or Windows 11, buy a new computer, or suffer the consequences of using old, [[shit]]ty operating systems.&lt;br /&gt;
*Lisa Marie [[Elvis Presley|Presley]] dies at age 54 from cardiac arrest.&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;quot;Nothin&#039; but a Hound Dog&amp;quot; anyways...&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Logan Paul]] tries to &amp;quot;expose&amp;quot; Coffeezilla and attempts to start a [[NFT]] business, but ends up being a major asshole as usual.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alec Baldwin]] is proven guilty in court but gets charged with manslaughter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Google Stadia]] finally shuts down their servers after 3 years of shitfests.&lt;br /&gt;
*A 6-year-old [[Black People|Basketball-American]] child shoots up their teacher in [[Virginia]], USA.&lt;br /&gt;
:It&#039;s probably some kinda world record!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[7ols]] returns to [[Skype]] for only a few days until his mother [[lmao|took away his Windows laptop he got from college]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[NBC|Peacock]] makes people pay for a premium service to watch certain shows.&lt;br /&gt;
*Some 72-year-old [[Vietnam]]ese blazn azn man named [[Powerword|Huu Can]] [[Tranny|Tran]] shoots up 10 people in [[California]] during a [[China|Lunar New Year]] festival.&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[Wario|Wario Land]] inspired game that is [[Fact|better]] than the former called Pizza Tower is released.&lt;br /&gt;
*A {{age|1998|1|9}}-year-old former [[YTP]] maker named Schaffrillas (Powerword: James Phyrillas), his brother Patrick, and his friend [[Chris-Chan|Chris]] get heavily injured via a car crash accident in [[Pennsylvania]]. His brother and friend die, but Schaffrillas is still alive and well as of this day.&lt;br /&gt;
*Former moderated .wil is elected to Faggot of the Year, and spergs out due to ego damages&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==February==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[18-1|Tom Brady]] finally retires from the [[NFL]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Adezero]] and [[Conrad Alan Rockenhaus]] get kaizen fired over a [[porn|titty pic]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Turkey]], [[Syria]], [[Lebanon]], and other Middle Eastern countries face a big 7.8 magnitude [[earthquake]] &amp;amp; approximately 1,500 people die.&lt;br /&gt;
:A 3.8 magnitude earthquake was also reported in Buffalo, [[New York]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A {{age|1992|12|16}}-year-old [[Black People|Basketball American]] celebrity from [[California]] named Berleezy (Powerword: [[Germany|Berlin]] Edmond) gets [[b&amp;amp;|permabanned]] from [[YouTube]], causing massive butthurt.&lt;br /&gt;
*A stupid [[China|Chinese]] Spy Balloon flies over [[Jewnited States of Americunts|America]]. [[Redneck|South Carolina]] shoots it down. &lt;br /&gt;
:Other words: [[Fact|Americans are stupid.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*4.5 years after [[XXXTentacion]]&#039;s death in [[2018]], his lawyer still decides to put the blame on a [[Canada|Canadian]] rapper named Drake, who also made a message video to [[Basketball|LeBron James]] at the [[NBA]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Peter Okoye gets butthurt over a [[Nigeria]]n singer named Seun Kuti all because he called Peter Obi an opportunist, massive [[lulz]] were then sparked on social media.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Disney]] lays off 7,000 employees while announcing three sequels to already shitty movies.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SNCA|Dhar Mann]] gets exposed for not properly paying his actors and employees.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Twitter]] fucks their site up even more by adding tweeting limits and other bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;
:Thank you Elon, Very Cool!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Linkin Park]] releases a new album to mark the 20th year anniversary of Meteora. The internet goes berserk about it.&lt;br /&gt;
*A big ass train in East [[Palestine]], [[Ohio]] carrying hazardous materials derails and explodes. Which caused the Ohio River to be contaminated.&lt;br /&gt;
:Just another average day in [[Ohio|le epic swag state]] I guess.&lt;br /&gt;
*David Jude Jolicoeur dies at age 54.&lt;br /&gt;
*It&#039;s that time of year where you will never be laid, [[Sex|Valentines&#039; Day]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[Britfag|British]] [[16 year-old girl|16 year old]] [[Transgender]] teen named Brianna Ghey gets stabbed to death in a park in Cheshire, United Kingdom.&lt;br /&gt;
*3 students get mass-murdered and 5 other get wounded at the [[Michigan]] State University.&lt;br /&gt;
*Susan Wojcicki finally retires as the CEO of [[JewTube]].&lt;br /&gt;
:Sadly, Neal Mohan, a well known [[NFT]] aficionado, becomes the new CEO of JewTube.&lt;br /&gt;
*Our [[Discord]] Server got [[baleeted]]. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;We will be back on there eventually.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Any &amp;quot;ED Discord&amp;quot; you see from now on is unofficial!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Nemao, a [[France|French]] animator who obsesses over [[Happy Tree Friends]] gets outed as a [[pedophile]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Japan]] finally raises their country&#039;s Age Of Consent from 13 to 16.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[TV|Teletoon]] finally shuts down, it&#039;ll become the [[Canada|Canadian]] version of [[Cartoon Network]] eventually.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dilbert]]&#039;s creator Scott Adams reveals himself to be a homophobic, transphobic, [[Donald Trump|Trumper]], resulting in his comic being discontinued on newspapers.&lt;br /&gt;
:Leave it to the creator of Dilbert to find a way to get fired on his Sunday off.&lt;br /&gt;
*A {{age|2000|3|30}}-year-old [[Twitch]] streamer named Kwite (Powerword: Tyler Gadner Wirkz) &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;gets outed for sexual assault.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; Never mind, yet another false allegation from an [[attention whore]], this time from a [[tranny]]!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*A fanbase for a shitty [[K-Pop]] band named [[SNCA|BLACKPINK]] from the [[Philippines]] drops a [[Thai]] member of the group named Lisa over a fucking [[cake]], potentially ruining her birthday and causing massive butthurt on Twitter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genshin Impact]] voice actor Elliot Gindi gets outed as a [[pedophile]], causing his short-lived career to be terminated.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==March==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chocolate|Hershey&#039;s]] ([[Canada]]) decides to put a [[transgender]] woman in their recent ad campaign (for International Women&#039;s Day), causing massive butthurt; Whichs starts #BoycottHersheys to be trending on Twitter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Joe Biden]] finds himself in hot water after footage surfaced of him laughing to a mother who had her 2 sons die due to [[drugs|fentanyl]] poisoning.&lt;br /&gt;
:HOW WAS HE EVEN ELECTED IN THE FIRST PLACE.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Virtual YouTubers|Vtuber]] nobody Pikamee [[Retired|&amp;quot;graduates&amp;quot;]] because she got trolled by her chat for streaming [[Hogwarts Legacy]].&lt;br /&gt;
*The drug store Walgreen&#039;s stops selling [[abortion]] pills, causing a lot of butthurt women to rage, and take to [[Twitter|the only place of social media]] to start a boycott.&lt;br /&gt;
*Tucker Carlson of [[Faux News]] releases more footage of the [[Trump|January 6 2021]] incident; This causes it to trend yet again 2 years later.&lt;br /&gt;
*A documentary of [[Jared Fogle]] from [[Subway]] is made and released, which causes Jared to trend on social media yet again.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Silicon Valley Bank, the 2nd largest bank of all of America, collapses.&lt;br /&gt;
:OH NOES, WHERES ALL THE MONEY!!1!&lt;br /&gt;
*It&#039;s Saint Patty&#039;s Day again, time to get [[drunk]] as usual.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris-Chan]] gets released from jail.&lt;br /&gt;
*Another attempt of a [[high score]] goes on at a school in [[Tennessee]] by some {{age|1995|3|24}}-year-old [[tranny]] &amp;quot;male&amp;quot; who goes by [[Audrey Hale]] (Aiden). Six people get killed.&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[Nintendo]] eShop finally shuts down on the 3DS and Wii U consoles respectively.&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;quot;End of an Error&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*dropdatwat&#039;s article gets flushed from the Encyclopedia Dramatica database.&lt;br /&gt;
:One may be able to still find the article elsewhere [[dubious disclaimer|but who knows]]....&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Donald Trump]] gets [[v&amp;amp;|arrested]]. Good riddance.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==April==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Andrew Tate]] gets released from prison and is now on house arrest.&lt;br /&gt;
*A 4.2 magnitude earthquake is spotted in [[Oklahoma]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A movie for a shitty decade-old kid-targeted vidya game named [[FNAF]] is announced.&lt;br /&gt;
:We&#039;re sooo doomed.&lt;br /&gt;
*A huge ass [[fire]] breaks out at a recycling plant in Richmond, [[Indiana]], which is almost near the state&#039;s border with [[Ohio]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Television cartoon show [[The Owl House]] finally ends. &lt;br /&gt;
:[[Fact|Thank God.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Some 21-year-old dumbass from the [[Massachusetts]] Air National Guard gets [[v&amp;amp;]] for leaking shit from the Pentagon and posting the contents on [[Discord]].&lt;br /&gt;
:LOL. good try tho!&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris Tyson, a friend of [[MrBeast]], comes out as [[transgender]], causing massive butthurt.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[SuperMarioLogan]] gets busted for falling in love with his best friend&#039;s cousin, despite the fact that he has a fucking wife and child. He even sent [[porn]] to a [[pedo|minor]].&lt;br /&gt;
:We got another potential [[EDP445]] in our hands.&lt;br /&gt;
*April 20th, is always a very important day. Weed Day, [[Adolf Hitler]]&#039;s birthday, the 24th anniversary of [[Columbine]], the 17th anniversary of [[Mitchell Henderson]] committing [[an hero]] over losing his [[iPod]], etc. Also  YouTuber [[Illuminati|iilluminaughtii]] ruining her career within the span of the day!!&lt;br /&gt;
:Overall, a lot of great things have happened on this day.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tucker Carlson]] finally &amp;quot;leaves&amp;quot; [[Faux News]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jerry Springer]] dies from [[cancer|pancreatic cancer]] at the age of 79.&lt;br /&gt;
:Shine on you crazy media troll.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==May==&lt;br /&gt;
*May Dayand notthing happens as usual. &lt;br /&gt;
:COMMIES: SEETHE!&lt;br /&gt;
*A video of a cat being blended alive surfaces OTI and causes massive butthurt, it was later revealed to be a [[Chinese]] person responsible for blending that poor cat.&lt;br /&gt;
*2 [[http://edramatica.com/Pit_Bulls|Dindudogs]] by the name of Marshall and Millions get snuffed in London, Pithags BAWWWWWW&#039;D from all over the world.&lt;br /&gt;
:[[NEDM]] makes a sudden comeback?&lt;br /&gt;
*A 24-year-old named Deion Patterson goes on a mass shooting at a medical center in [[Atlanta]], [[Georgia]]. 1 die and 4 others get wounded.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==June==&lt;br /&gt;
*A Russian gets eaten by a shark and a [https://web.archive.org/web/20230609194539/https://files.catbox.moe/ieqmnw.MP4 video] of it is posted online.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://web.archive.org/save/https://files.catbox.moe/5is0qa.mp4 A Syrian stabbed a bunch of kids] in a French playground. &lt;br /&gt;
:Being the cucks those Europeans are - they whimpered, moaned and cried trying to block him with backpacks, as he gleefully continued his spree with no guns or cops to be found.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Theodore Kaczynski|Ted Kaczynski]] dies.&lt;br /&gt;
::The Industrial Revolution and its&#039; disastrous consequences strike again...&lt;br /&gt;
*Treat Williams [[Dead|dies]] on a motorcycle after &amp;quot;doing a [[Gary Busey]]&amp;quot; into a Honda SUV  &lt;br /&gt;
*A piece-of-junk submarine [[OceanGate|dives to visit the Titanic]] with 5 people and [[asking for it|implodes]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cyraxx]] gets arrested for attempting to beat a troll with a baseball bat.&lt;br /&gt;
:As they say, [[Chris-chan#His facility transfer|a soul for a soul]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*On June 26th - [[Ariana Grande]] turned 30.&lt;br /&gt;
:Hey, We&#039;d still tap it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==July==&lt;br /&gt;
*3rd - Reality hits make-believe when Robert DeNiro&#039;s grandson overdoses on Fentanyl-laced pills&lt;br /&gt;
*7th - [[Patrick Crusius|The El Paso shooter]] is finally sentenced to prison&lt;br /&gt;
*11th - [[Microsoft]] wins against the FTC lawsuit in it&#039;s acquisition of Activision-Blizzard, causing massive butthurt from [[Sony]] fanboys.&lt;br /&gt;
*11th - [[Charles Manson|Leslie Van Houten]] was released on parole after 53 years in [[prison]].&lt;br /&gt;
*23rd - [[Elon Musk]] completely shits up [[Waaaambulance|Twitter]] after buyin&#039; it and changes the site-name to [[XXX|X]]. &lt;br /&gt;
:A lot of users got confused (probably thinking Musk changed it into a porn site) and got pissed off about it.&lt;br /&gt;
*25th - Everyone&#039;s favorite [[Ireland|Irish]] baldie, Sinead O&#039;Connor dies from [[suicide|An Hero&#039;ing]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*30th - [[Paul Reubens]], better known as Pee-wee Herman, dies. The wearing of &#039;&#039;The Rose-Colored Glasses of Nostalgia&#039;&#039; has people focusing only on his wacky comedy antics and conveniently forgetting that he was arrested for [[masturbating]] in a private booth at an &amp;quot;adult theater&amp;quot; , and was also later charged in 2003 on obscenity charges.&lt;br /&gt;
:He at least made it big in Hollywood, and still managed to &#039;&#039;keep his hands to himself.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Also on the 30th - Yet another [[terrorist|Islamic]] suicide bombing kills 63 people with over 200 injured.&lt;br /&gt;
:[[Fox News]] reported from Hell that [[Mohammed]] was &amp;quot;يسر، ولكن يمكن أن نفعل ما هو أفضل.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==August==&lt;br /&gt;
* 8th - On the island of Maui, [[Hawaii]] a wildfire destroys a small time town, killing &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;55&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;93&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; 115 people, and leaving more than a thousand missing (probably dead.)&lt;br /&gt;
* 9th &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;- [[Lil Tay]], Internet influencer dies at 14.[[Pedo]]philic [[necrophilia|necrophiles]] are grabbing their shovels.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:Turned out to be a hoax&lt;br /&gt;
* 17th - [[IShowSpeed]] accidentally flashes his [[File:Penisfilter.png|PENIS|link=PENIS]] over Chica from [[Five Nights at Freddy&#039;s]] during a live stream. &lt;br /&gt;
:It is said that many 12-year-olds were scarred for life that day.&lt;br /&gt;
* 23rd - Yevgeny Prigozhin is killed in a plane crash, either bombed or shot down. [https://web.archive.org/web/20230828185940/https://telegra.ph/Yevgeny-Prigozhin-crash-videos-08-28 The videos] are posted online for everyone&#039;s personal [[Lulz|entertainment]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 24th - [[Japan]] dumps a good piece of radioactive waste into the Pacific.&lt;br /&gt;
:[[Godzilla]] to appear IRL soon, from this incident?&lt;br /&gt;
* 25th - [[Donald Drumpf|Donald Trump]] surrenders, becoming the first US president ever to be arrested. kek.&lt;br /&gt;
* 26th - Bob Barker of &amp;quot;[[Game Show|The Price Is Right]]&amp;quot; fame and supplier of [[gaol]]-ware dies, aged 99.&lt;br /&gt;
:Bob Barker: Spayed and Neutered for the last time.&lt;br /&gt;
* 27th - In Jacksonville, [[Florida]], another white [[Nazi]] supremacist ,[[Ryan Christopher Palmeter]] starts a shooting killing [[coward|3]] before [[an hero]]-ing.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Maddox]] releases a video “exposing” Justin Whang, and asterios kokkinos.&lt;br /&gt;
* 28th - Joe The Plumber is dead. &lt;br /&gt;
:Old Meme is &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Old&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; Dead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==September==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*1st - [[Parrotheads|Jimmy Buffett]], self proclaimed leader of the [[Marijuana|dope]] smoking, [[alcohol]]ic beach bum lifestyle is [[cancer|finally]] dead.&lt;br /&gt;
*5th &lt;br /&gt;
** Gary Wright, known for the pretty cool [[1970s]] song &#039;&#039;&#039;Dream Weaver&#039;&#039;&#039; gets to find out if [[Nihilism]] or [[God]] is the right answer.&lt;br /&gt;
** Mother Nature is pissed and spawns storm Daniel in [[Greece]], pwning at least 4.&lt;br /&gt;
*10th - Daniel storm continues to pwn at least &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;5100&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; 19,000 NPCs in Lybia. There are also 10,100+ missing probably dead NPCs. The Daniel Storm passed by on the 12th.&lt;br /&gt;
*12th - [[Apple]] unveils the [[iPhone]] X v5.0, which &#039;&#039;finally&#039;&#039; gets rid of their crappy cables and starts using completely revolutionary [[USB]]-C.&lt;br /&gt;
*13th - A 100-trillion-year-old [[bullshit|paper-mache]] alien &amp;quot;mummy&amp;quot; is revealed to the surprised [[spic]] public, despite it being made by the same faggots that fabricated another debunked alien stunt.&lt;br /&gt;
*23rd - A car bomb (probably from Al-Shabab) explodes at a checkpoint in Beledweyne, Somalia, killing at least 30 people.&lt;br /&gt;
*25th - In Iraq, after glowing up the [[bombs|fireworks]] in a wedding, somebody starts a mass fire and kills about 114 people [[Epic Win|including the newlywed husband and wife]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 27th - A new challenger appears!!!!, shot 3 people in a bar in Sweden.&lt;br /&gt;
*28th &lt;br /&gt;
**Again, Pakistan experiences another bombing, this time killing 57 ppl.&lt;br /&gt;
** Some troublemaker teen cuts the [[Shit no one cares about|Sycamore Gap]] and got [[party van|V]]&amp;amp; for being a massive idiot.&lt;br /&gt;
*29th &lt;br /&gt;
**In Ausfailia, a whale strikes a boat killing 1 NPC and injuring critically another&lt;br /&gt;
**Ethan Crumbley, the Oxford high school shooter, is sentenced to life in prison without parole. &lt;br /&gt;
::Hey, Ethan - [[ED|We]] hope you share your bunk with [[Bubba]]!!!.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==October==&lt;br /&gt;
* 3rd - Famous idiot [[IShowSpeed]] almost an heroes on livestream from [[Fail|attempting a science experiment]]&lt;br /&gt;
* 4th &lt;br /&gt;
** The host of the 2030 World Cup is officially confirmed: Spain, Portugal and Morocco with Uruguay, Argentina and Paraguay playing their ceremonial matches in their home countries with Chile [[fail|being left out]]&lt;br /&gt;
** Mother Nature destroys the world again (this time in India) and pwns 74 NPCs with flash floods&lt;br /&gt;
* 5th - Israel (for the 1000th time!) declares &amp;quot;War&amp;quot; on Gaza/Palestine&lt;br /&gt;
* 7th - Hamas, went amok at a kike music festival and IRL-bans more than 260 ppl.&lt;br /&gt;
* 9th - [[Shit no one cares about|Tatmadaw launches a bomb in an IDP camp and kills 29 people]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 11th - A 19-year-old [[Spain|spanish]] girl is killed by Hamas. Also, the Hamas faggots leaked their naked corpse for teh [[lulz]]&lt;br /&gt;
* 14th  - An [[internet sissy fight]] between [[SSSniperWolf]] and Jacksfilms escalates up to a new level after she shows up to his house and reveals his [[dox]] to all of the public, causing insurmountable amounts of e-drama and [[lulz]]&lt;br /&gt;
* 16th - [[Tunisia|Tunisian]] played high score and killed 2 swedes and injured a taxi driver during a Euro 2024 qualifying match between Sweden and Belgium. He later made a video about hating on [[Idiots|swedish coran burning]]. Hours later, police raped him with bullets and died several hours later. &lt;br /&gt;
* 17th	&lt;br /&gt;
** A missile is launched in a Gaza hospital and [[EPIC WIN|600]] ppl got BANNED.	&lt;br /&gt;
** Some [[muslim|mudslims]] in different countries went amok proceed shit and fuck up several embassies. Also, Lebanon ppl shitted up the US embassy.&lt;br /&gt;
* 23rd - [[Shit no one cares about|A train crash in the city of Bangladesh leaves 17 dead]]&lt;br /&gt;
* 25th - A man ([[Powerword|Robert Card]]) went amok in a city in [[Maine]], killing 18 and injuring about 13. It is currently the new [[Epic Win|high score of the year]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 27th - [[Robert Card]], the man behind the previously-mentioned Lewiston shootings, is found [[An hero|an heroed]] in the nearby woods of Lisbon.&lt;br /&gt;
*29th -&#039;&#039;&#039;[[wikipedia:2023 Ybor City shooting|2023 Halloween shooting]]&#039;&#039;&#039;, After Robbie&#039;s Lulzfest, another lUser, with the name of Tyrell Stephen Phillips, pwns 2 ppl and wounds 18 others in a fight.&lt;br /&gt;
* 31st - &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;blink&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;color:#FF6800;font-weight:bold;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;IT IS HALLOWEEN, MY DUDES!!!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==November==&lt;br /&gt;
*3rd  - In [[China|Nepal]], a magnitude 5.6 earthquake pwns 157 and destroys many mountain houses.&lt;br /&gt;
*9th&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Omegle]] is taken out back and shot by its very own site admins. Motive: Fear of incoming Internet [[Censorship]] Laws, combined with lawsuits brought against the site because of fucking pedos mis-using the site.&lt;br /&gt;
** Somehow, someway, [[Boogie2988]] drags his name down the mud even further with his own [[emo|pity-party]] documentary.&lt;br /&gt;
*11th - Spic police arrests over 121 [[pedobear|ppl]] for illegal possession of [[WTF|500 Terabytes]] of [[cp]]. Good luck with [[Bubba]]&#039;s prison-raep pranks!!!&lt;br /&gt;
*13th - Yet another [[internet sissy fight]] occurs involving SomeOrdinaryGamers and Karl Jobst going after [[gamer|gaming YouTuber]] The Completionist over [[scam|his charity]].&lt;br /&gt;
*23rd - Some random Brazilian in [[Ireland]] decides to shank 4 people with a knife. Ireland&#039;s people responded to the stabbing with &amp;quot;[[vandalism]]&amp;quot;, the same kind of vandalism as seen in the USA&#039;s riotous response to the 2020 death of [[George Floyd]].&lt;br /&gt;
*28th - Some [[troon|game developer]] who created the indie game [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]] got [[Docs|doxed]] by some teens from [[Soyjak.party]]. :Of course, [[weebs]] and [[coomers]] alike got butthurt.&lt;br /&gt;
*29th&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Henry Kissinger]] dies at the age of [[At least 100|100]].&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] goes down for 5 days because [[User:Kaizen|kaizen]] forgot to pay for the domain. When encyclopediadramatica.online became a parked domain, a bunch of autists forked [[EDF6|the forum]] at dramatica.lol; however it was short-lived as 1 or 2 days later encyclopediadramatica.online returned and the admin of dramatica.lol shut down his forum.&lt;br /&gt;
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==December==&lt;br /&gt;
* 1st - [[Soyjak.party]] would strike again, this time [[pwning]] anime YouTuber and [[lolicon]] advocate Rev Says Desu on the day of his wedding.&lt;br /&gt;
*3rd&lt;br /&gt;
** Feeling the fade of irrelevancy, [[Hbomberguy]] would drop a three-hour long drivel over plagiarism, brewing up more [[lulz]] with many other YouTubers.&lt;br /&gt;
** on the Sane day, [[Maddox]] also finally rekeases his take down of the Mexican Jew [[Dick Masterson]]. &lt;br /&gt;
** A new war is likely to begin between [[Venezuela]] and [[Guyana]] over pieces of jungle that include Jonestown.&lt;br /&gt;
*4th -  [[Grand Theft Auto 6]] is &#039;&#039;finally&#039;&#039; officially revealed after [[at least 100 years]]&lt;br /&gt;
*7th - It is the [[William Atchison|Aztec school shooting]]&#039;s 6th anniversary. Hopefully our faggot ex-sysop/jannie [[User:AlGore|AlGore]] is rolling in his grave now.&lt;br /&gt;
*10th &lt;br /&gt;
**Fearing the negative press from Jobst&#039; and Mutahar&#039;s audiences, [[The Completionist]] would upload an official response, cementing his [[Video Game Reviewers|admittedly uneventful career]].&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Javier Milei]] officially becomes President of [[Argentina]] following his election. &lt;br /&gt;
**[[Hunter Avallone]] almost gets shot at by an ex-boyfriend of his now ex-girlfriend. &lt;br /&gt;
*11th - [[Shane Dawson]] outs himself as a [[pedophile]] by claiming that he thinks CP is sexy.&lt;br /&gt;
*14th - Fat [[redneck]] Hannah Payne is found guilty of killing a 62-year-old man who was a [[nigger]]. Got [[v&amp;amp;]].&lt;br /&gt;
*19th - YouTuber [[Dream]] uploads a spiritual successor to Kwite&#039;s video a few months back of dismantling and pointing out the fallacies found in the allegations made against him. Of course, mass [[butthurt]] ensued from [[no life|chronically online]] [[16-year-old girl]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
*21st - 24-year-old man named David Kozák [[Charles Whitman|goes amok at a university]] in the [[Czech|Czech Republic]], killing 15 people&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(+two alleged forest kills six days prior)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;. He is currently the second person this year to make it into the [[High score|Top 50]].&lt;br /&gt;
*22nd&lt;br /&gt;
** Israel is estimated to have pwn&#039;d around 20,000 Palestinians, nearly 1% of the entire population of the Gaza Strip.&lt;br /&gt;
** The 2023 FIFA Club World Cup finally concludes with Manchester City winning their fourth title against Fluminense.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Kissinger Rest In Piss meme.jpg|GOODBYE KISSINGER&lt;br /&gt;
File:PWH - kept his hands to himself.jpg|Pee Wee Herman passed away of teh cancers in 2023&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dracula flow pic.png|[[Dracula Flow]], an YouTube sensation in 2023...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Omegle shutdown - KYM 51c.jpg|Omegle also closed themselves down in 2023. RIP Omegle Trolling&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jerry Springer RIP.jpg|Jerry Springer, iconic trash TV host bit the dust. &amp;quot;Final Thoughts&amp;quot; indeed.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Uncle Ted memes RIP X-ed out eyes.png|Uncle Ted [[An Hero|checked out]]...&lt;br /&gt;
File:RS354 Beatles NAT Large.jpg|Boomer band [[The Beatles]] released their final song in 2023. Crazy inn&#039;it?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ken-barba-ad.png|Ken was the unsung hero of [[Barbie|The Barbie Movie]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ae-tan CakeReversed.png|ED turned 19!!&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[nope|Need a recap]] of the previous year? That&#039;s ok, we have you covered anyway: &#039;&#039;&#039;[[2022]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[:Category:Years|The &amp;quot;Years&amp;quot; category here on ED]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Timeline|Dramatic Years|[[2022]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[2024]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Timeline|Featured Article for December 31, [[2023]] and January 1, [[2024]]|[[Fishtank]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Rape]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>BenadrylJesus</name></author>
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