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Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom

2024-08-02T01:09:37Z

Antandrus DAVID: /* See also */

{{Offended}}
 
 
{{ib|[[File:Robert gregory bowers - driver's license photo.jpg|160px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Gregory Bowers - The Israeli-American Wikipedia Hero'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:''' |[[Nazi]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|11 Juden ausgerottet]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, surrendered like a pussy}}
{{Ibend}}
The '''Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom''' aka '''Shoot Your Favorite Jew Free Practice Day''' took place on October 27th 2018, and was the latest in a series of mass shootings across America, following [[MAGABomber|another event]] where some [[injun|chug]] sent fake bombs to Democratic senators and liberal Trump opponents. Both of these incidents occurred within the same week. This time, 11 [[Jews|people]] were killed, and 6 were left wounded. 46-year-old [[Powerword|Robert Bowers]]{{Nazi}} (aka @onedingo, a handle he used all over the internet) was the perpetrator of this shooting, which goes to show that [[Generation X]] can be useful from time to time. If you missed live coverage of the spectacle, don't worry as [[The Holocaust|you will be reminded of it by '''die Lügenpresse''' every fucking day for the next 100 years.]]
 
__TOC__
{{clear}}
==The incident==
[[File:Robert bowers vidya (small).gif|right|thumb|180px|Something like this]]
{{main|Pittsburgh}}

Shit went down in [[Furpile|Squirrel Hill,]] a suburb of [[Israel|Pittsburgh]] that is home to America's second-largest concentration of Jews outside New York City. Coincidence? We report, [[JEWS DID 9/11|you decide.]] You could stand in the street and fire your guns with your eyes closed and still take out more kikes than Bowers managed.

When you also consider that Bowers decided to [[I am in your base killing your j00s|inspect a judenkapel]] capable of seating [[At least 100|1,024 kikes,]] but did so at a time when only a few dozen j00s were inside for a private function, the [[Coincidence detector|(((cohencidences)))]] start to pile up in a very suspicious manner.

Most jews in Pittsburgh are [[Typical|reported to have called in sick that day,]] which explains why so few were in the building, which is the damning evidence that settles the argument for good.
{{clear}}

==The State-designated Patsy ==
{{main|Anti-semitism}}

'''Robert Bowers,''' a fine specimen of superior Aryan manhood, was immediately fitted up to carry the can for this false-flaggotry. Fabricated quotes reported by [[Pigs|law enforcement officers]] include such obviously [[Asking for it|self-incriminating]] words as [[DO IT FAGGOT|"All Jews must die!"]] Apparently, Bowers who only got 11 yids then managed to take on a trained SWAT team who then brought him out alive ''despite the fact that he had supposedly shot two of them.'' State prosecutors then stood round his hospital bed and pinned an amazing 1,239 separate offences on the hapless hero, including 13 counts of "ethnic intimidation", and ''four'' counts of "obstruction of exercise of religious beliefs resulting in bodily injury to a public safety officer," meaning that two unknown [[Spies|LEOs]] were injured other than the two SWAT officers already mentioned.
 
 
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{{frame|<center><gallery>
File:Robert gregory bowers - driver's license photo.jpg
File:Robert Gregory Bowers Gab profile picture 200x200.jpg
File:Robert gregory bowers "jews are the children of satan" (gab).jpg
File:Synagogue shooter robert gregory bowers - gab profile and posts (oct 2018).jpg
File:Robert Bowers @onedingo gab post before shooting.png|Obviously planted
File:Bowersglocks.jpg|Not one of these guns was used on the day
</gallery></center>
|border=black|background=#DE0000}}
</center>
 
Wait for it, ''he was an [[open source]] software developer''. At least he apparently spent a lot of time on [[Linux]] forums. Prob. jacking it to nude pics of [[Linus Torvalds|Linus]], mebbe the Jewish radiations were turning him pedo? And the little faggot liked to play [[Fortnite]]. Predictable.

==Quotes==
{{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;
|'''All [[Jews]] must die|Robert Bowers, rationalizing his attempt at carrying out a second [[Holocaust]].
|'''5898 Wilkins Avenue... the complainant says they have an active shooter in the building. A second call says [[WTF|they are being attacked and they have shotguns]]'''|Armed rabbis in action (from police radio transcript)
|'''If there was an armed guard inside the temple, [[Dubious disclaimer|they would have been able to stop him]]'''|Trump is [https://www.economist.com/democracy-in-america/2018/10/27/a-massacre-in-pittsburgh-illustrates-americas-disunity part of the cover-up] {{archive|E2cZ6|1}} {{wayback|https://www.economist.com/democracy-in-america/2018/10/27/a-massacre-in-pittsburgh-illustrates-americas-disunity|title=2}}
|'''Trump is a globalist, not a nationalist. There is no #MAGA as long as there is a kike infestation'''|from his now deleted Twitter, it was a Niagara of shit like this
|'''welp, it's 8 bells and time to raid the kike group'''|6 days before the attack
|'''-the gov is full of kikes'''
-'''[[antifa]] supports kikes'''
 
-'''why is anyone even the least bit surprised?'''|god he's a stupid robot
|'''Extremism and terrorism know no race or religion, and must be condemned in all cases'''|[[File:Trollicon.gif]] [[Iran|Iranian]] Foreign Minister Javad Zarif
}} 

==Reactions==

American buildings were lit up in the colors of the Israeli flag; Israel took the opportunity to shoot some more baby [[Palestinian|Pakis]] while [[noone]] would dare to tell them off for it; the [[France|Eiffel Tower]] was turned red-white-and-blue; all federal government buildings had their flags lowered to half-mast for three whole days; yadda, yadda, the usual shit that happens all the time these days.

As usual, [[Twitter]] erupted into immediate [[Oh noes|clamoring]] about how [[The Donald|President Trump]] was to blame for the whole thing, since he had created [[BAWWW|"an atmosphere of hate"]] in [[Safe space|America]] and had personally stirred up a wave of [[anti-semitism]] the like of which has never been seen in human history. Then it turned out that [[Lol|Bowers hated Trump]] and thought he was [[ZOG|a puppet of Israel,]]{{jew}} so [[Twitter]] suddenly [[Disregard that|shut its yap]] about the anti-semitism [[Bullshit|thing]] and started saying that Trump shouldn't visit Pittsburgh because it was probably his fault anyway and he has silly hair.
 
 
<center>
{{frame|<center><gallery>
File:Tree of life synagogue neighbors react to shooting.jpg|A Jew panhandles for relief donations while pimping his wife (seen at rear)
File:Insane tweet by jewess elayne boosler (synagogue shooting - oct 2018).png|Srsly, wtf?
File:ADL "no shit?" tweet (synagogue shooting, oct 2018).png|The ADL is hot on the trail
File:Jews don't trust gofundme (synagogue shooting, oct 2018).jpg|The rabbis smell gold
File:Pittsburgh synagogue shooting - candle parade (oct 2018).png|Local candlemakers{{jew}} [[ISWYDT|(((stayed open all day)))]]
</gallery></center>
|border=gold|background=gold}}
</center>
 
Bowers was particularly active on [[Gab|Gab,]] where his profile pic was the display screen of a firing range chronograph displaying the numerals [[1488|14:88.]] The [[Old media|news media]]'s [[Journalists|presstitutes]] went [[Oh noes|apeshit]] over this terrible discovery and immediately began hollering that Gab was [[Terrorism|a threat to civilization]] due to the many [[Neo Nazi|neo-Nazi]] and [[Alt-Right|Alt-Right]] users posting there, something which has only been known about since [[Last Thursday|Gab's first week of operation.]]

The media decided that Nazi types were using [[freedom of speech]] as a shield to hide behind, because these days freedom of speech is dangerous unless you're using it to say [[Politically Correct|acceptable]] things. Since the media thinks it has freedom of speech, and never does anything worthwhile with it, the idea of other people doing anything different is somehow newsworthy. The result was that about a dozen companies booted or dropped Gab [[Virtue Signalling|to get good PR,]] and Gab was [[Baleeted|forced offline.]] The gallery immediately below contains the final month of Bowers' heel-clickin' shitpostin' activity on Gab, before his account was scrubbed.
 
 
<center>
{{frame|<center><gallery>
File:Synagogue shooter robert gregory bowers - gab archive (part 1).png|'''Teil der erste'''
File:Synagogue shooter robert gregory bowers - gab archive (part 2).png|'''Teil der zweite'''
File:Synagogue shooter robert gregory bowers - gab archive (part 3).png|'''Teil der dritte'''
File:Synagogue shooter robert gregory bowers - gab archive (part 4).png|'''Teil der vierte'''
</gallery></center>
|border=black|background=#DE0000}}
</center>
 

==Halloween Comeback==
In the good ol'murican town of New Port Richey, Florida, home owners make a sick comeback with lulz Halloween decorations. Infinite butthurt ensued.

<center>{{frame|<youtube>TtyfVzN9aSg</youtube> '''Freedom of speech at its best'''|border=blue|background=red}}</center>

==Expert Investigator in Jews Commentary==
This attack was not calculated or prepared in depth. The goyim knew some facts about [[Jews]] and their secret clubs or groups or mafia or establishments. Yet he attacked some nobody, geriatric religious worshipers. He could’ve attacked some Freemason or [[CNN|Illuminati temples]] where these corrupted or pedophile politicians or actors or whoever tend to gather to discuss further plans of world domination in order to continue their [[pedophilia|great quest]]. Over all this attack was pretty much useless and wouldn’t make these Jews (the real pedophile elderly Jews who travel to Sharjah Ruler palace and similar places to engage in child sex) scared the bit. Humph.

The (((ADL))) has called this "likely the deadliest attack on the Jewish community in the history of the United States." Which gives you some idea of what a protected species the j00z really are. Eleven killed in one incident is less deadly than the average minibus crash, and it took about 250 years to happen.

==Vidja==
 
<center><youtube>pyIs1iHHmwo</youtube></center>

==Graded score==
{| style="{{roundy|18px}}{{gradlinear|red|orange}}box-shadow:0 3px 6px gray;padding:1em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2" border="0"
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
|-
| colspan="2" style="height:9px;overflow:hidden;" |
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|11/20 '''
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|13/20 '''(6 injured)
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|20/20 ''Shooting jews''
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|17/20 ''Giving Trump the blame as usual''
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|20/20 ''Fresh Jew Pizza''
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 81/100 ('''B''')</big>
|}

<center>[[File:Hitler approves favicon.jpg|100px|link=Hitler]]</center>
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>
 

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==See also==
[[File:Teh graet silencing of 2018 - the boy who cried wolf.png|right|400px|thumb|link=Alex Jones|"But this time, the sheeple ignored his attempts to warn them"]]
* [[Anti-semitism]]
* [[Gab.ai]]
* [[Gun control]]
* [[The Jewish Question|Jewish Question, the]]
* [[Lies]]
* [[Terrorism]]
* [[Antandrus David]] The Master-mind behind the slaughter of Hamas loving American Jews <ref>https://archive.is/TiYMV</ref>

== External Links ==
* <s>[https://gab.com/onedingo @onedingo]</s> {{archive|XRMr2}} - Gab profile
** [https://imgur.com/a/cwB9QkR His posting history (via Imgur)] (Archived: {{wayback|https://imgur.com/a/cwB9QkR|title=1}})
* {{Kf|49350|Robert Bowers / @onedingo}} - Kiwi Farms thread about the shooter
* [https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/10/27/heavy-police-presence-near-synagogue-in-squirrel-hill/ 8 Dead, Several Others Shot At Pittsburgh Synagogue] - CBS Pittsburgh coverage (Archived: {{archive|O6I9z|1}} {{wayback|https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/10/27/heavy-police-presence-near-synagogue-in-squirrel-hill/|title=2}})
* [https://www.gofundme.com/tree-of-life-synagogue-shooting Dead Jews Need Your Gold!] (so far, [[noone]] has donated $14.88)
* [https://www.theverge.com/2018/10/27/18032930/paypal-banned-gab-following-pittsburgh-shooting GayPal bans Gab for not preventing the murders] (Archived: {{archive|FI9k0|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theverge.com/2018/10/27/18032930/paypal-banned-gab-following-pittsburgh-shooting|title=2}})
** [https://thelogic.co/news/digital-media/shopify-bans-extremist-friendly-free-speech-social-network-used-by-pittsburgh-synagogue-shooter/ Folllowed by Shopify...] (Archived: {{archive|24rds|1}} {{wayback|https://thelogic.co/news/digital-media/shopify-bans-extremist-friendly-free-speech-social-network-used-by-pittsburgh-synagogue-shooter/|title=2}})
*** [https://www.techspot.com/news/77140-gab-website-offline-after-godaddy-pulls-support.html ... Gab's registrar, GoDaddy.com] (Archived: {{archive|P7ic9|1}} {{wayback|https://www.techspot.com/news/77140-gab-website-offline-after-godaddy-pulls-support.html|title=2}})
**** [https://gizmodo.com/far-right-site-gab-ditched-by-cloud-host-joyent-suspen-1830059219 ... and their hosting provider, Joyent] (Archived: {{archive|bavq1|1}} {{wayback|https://gizmodo.com/far-right-site-gab-ditched-by-cloud-host-joyent-suspen-1830059219|title=2}})
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Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom

2024-08-02T01:08:46Z

Antandrus DAVID: /* See also */ yup, it hurts i know, too bad ant!

{{Offended}}
 
 
{{ib|[[File:Robert gregory bowers - driver's license photo.jpg|160px]]}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Robert Gregory Bowers - The Israeli-American Wikipedia Hero'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:''' |[[Nazi]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|[[Fail|11 Juden ausgerottet]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, surrendered like a pussy}}
{{Ibend}}
The '''Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom''' aka '''Shoot Your Favorite Jew Free Practice Day''' took place on October 27th 2018, and was the latest in a series of mass shootings across America, following [[MAGABomber|another event]] where some [[injun|chug]] sent fake bombs to Democratic senators and liberal Trump opponents. Both of these incidents occurred within the same week. This time, 11 [[Jews|people]] were killed, and 6 were left wounded. 46-year-old [[Powerword|Robert Bowers]]{{Nazi}} (aka @onedingo, a handle he used all over the internet) was the perpetrator of this shooting, which goes to show that [[Generation X]] can be useful from time to time. If you missed live coverage of the spectacle, don't worry as [[The Holocaust|you will be reminded of it by '''die Lügenpresse''' every fucking day for the next 100 years.]]
 
__TOC__
{{clear}}
==The incident==
[[File:Robert bowers vidya (small).gif|right|thumb|180px|Something like this]]
{{main|Pittsburgh}}

Shit went down in [[Furpile|Squirrel Hill,]] a suburb of [[Israel|Pittsburgh]] that is home to America's second-largest concentration of Jews outside New York City. Coincidence? We report, [[JEWS DID 9/11|you decide.]] You could stand in the street and fire your guns with your eyes closed and still take out more kikes than Bowers managed.

When you also consider that Bowers decided to [[I am in your base killing your j00s|inspect a judenkapel]] capable of seating [[At least 100|1,024 kikes,]] but did so at a time when only a few dozen j00s were inside for a private function, the [[Coincidence detector|(((cohencidences)))]] start to pile up in a very suspicious manner.

Most jews in Pittsburgh are [[Typical|reported to have called in sick that day,]] which explains why so few were in the building, which is the damning evidence that settles the argument for good.
{{clear}}

==The State-designated Patsy ==
{{main|Anti-semitism}}

'''Robert Bowers,''' a fine specimen of superior Aryan manhood, was immediately fitted up to carry the can for this false-flaggotry. Fabricated quotes reported by [[Pigs|law enforcement officers]] include such obviously [[Asking for it|self-incriminating]] words as [[DO IT FAGGOT|"All Jews must die!"]] Apparently, Bowers who only got 11 yids then managed to take on a trained SWAT team who then brought him out alive ''despite the fact that he had supposedly shot two of them.'' State prosecutors then stood round his hospital bed and pinned an amazing 1,239 separate offences on the hapless hero, including 13 counts of "ethnic intimidation", and ''four'' counts of "obstruction of exercise of religious beliefs resulting in bodily injury to a public safety officer," meaning that two unknown [[Spies|LEOs]] were injured other than the two SWAT officers already mentioned.
 
 
<center>
{{frame|<center><gallery>
File:Robert gregory bowers - driver's license photo.jpg
File:Robert Gregory Bowers Gab profile picture 200x200.jpg
File:Robert gregory bowers "jews are the children of satan" (gab).jpg
File:Synagogue shooter robert gregory bowers - gab profile and posts (oct 2018).jpg
File:Robert Bowers @onedingo gab post before shooting.png|Obviously planted
File:Bowersglocks.jpg|Not one of these guns was used on the day
</gallery></center>
|border=black|background=#DE0000}}
</center>
 
Wait for it, ''he was an [[open source]] software developer''. At least he apparently spent a lot of time on [[Linux]] forums. Prob. jacking it to nude pics of [[Linus Torvalds|Linus]], mebbe the Jewish radiations were turning him pedo? And the little faggot liked to play [[Fortnite]]. Predictable.

==Quotes==
{{morphquote|morphquote|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;
|'''All [[Jews]] must die|Robert Bowers, rationalizing his attempt at carrying out a second [[Holocaust]].
|'''5898 Wilkins Avenue... the complainant says they have an active shooter in the building. A second call says [[WTF|they are being attacked and they have shotguns]]'''|Armed rabbis in action (from police radio transcript)
|'''If there was an armed guard inside the temple, [[Dubious disclaimer|they would have been able to stop him]]'''|Trump is [https://www.economist.com/democracy-in-america/2018/10/27/a-massacre-in-pittsburgh-illustrates-americas-disunity part of the cover-up] {{archive|E2cZ6|1}} {{wayback|https://www.economist.com/democracy-in-america/2018/10/27/a-massacre-in-pittsburgh-illustrates-americas-disunity|title=2}}
|'''Trump is a globalist, not a nationalist. There is no #MAGA as long as there is a kike infestation'''|from his now deleted Twitter, it was a Niagara of shit like this
|'''welp, it's 8 bells and time to raid the kike group'''|6 days before the attack
|'''-the gov is full of kikes'''
-'''[[antifa]] supports kikes'''
 
-'''why is anyone even the least bit surprised?'''|god he's a stupid robot
|'''Extremism and terrorism know no race or religion, and must be condemned in all cases'''|[[File:Trollicon.gif]] [[Iran|Iranian]] Foreign Minister Javad Zarif
}} 

==Reactions==

American buildings were lit up in the colors of the Israeli flag; Israel took the opportunity to shoot some more baby [[Palestinian|Pakis]] while [[noone]] would dare to tell them off for it; the [[France|Eiffel Tower]] was turned red-white-and-blue; all federal government buildings had their flags lowered to half-mast for three whole days; yadda, yadda, the usual shit that happens all the time these days.

As usual, [[Twitter]] erupted into immediate [[Oh noes|clamoring]] about how [[The Donald|President Trump]] was to blame for the whole thing, since he had created [[BAWWW|"an atmosphere of hate"]] in [[Safe space|America]] and had personally stirred up a wave of [[anti-semitism]] the like of which has never been seen in human history. Then it turned out that [[Lol|Bowers hated Trump]] and thought he was [[ZOG|a puppet of Israel,]]{{jew}} so [[Twitter]] suddenly [[Disregard that|shut its yap]] about the anti-semitism [[Bullshit|thing]] and started saying that Trump shouldn't visit Pittsburgh because it was probably his fault anyway and he has silly hair.
 
 
<center>
{{frame|<center><gallery>
File:Tree of life synagogue neighbors react to shooting.jpg|A Jew panhandles for relief donations while pimping his wife (seen at rear)
File:Insane tweet by jewess elayne boosler (synagogue shooting - oct 2018).png|Srsly, wtf?
File:ADL "no shit?" tweet (synagogue shooting, oct 2018).png|The ADL is hot on the trail
File:Jews don't trust gofundme (synagogue shooting, oct 2018).jpg|The rabbis smell gold
File:Pittsburgh synagogue shooting - candle parade (oct 2018).png|Local candlemakers{{jew}} [[ISWYDT|(((stayed open all day)))]]
</gallery></center>
|border=gold|background=gold}}
</center>
 
Bowers was particularly active on [[Gab|Gab,]] where his profile pic was the display screen of a firing range chronograph displaying the numerals [[1488|14:88.]] The [[Old media|news media]]'s [[Journalists|presstitutes]] went [[Oh noes|apeshit]] over this terrible discovery and immediately began hollering that Gab was [[Terrorism|a threat to civilization]] due to the many [[Neo Nazi|neo-Nazi]] and [[Alt-Right|Alt-Right]] users posting there, something which has only been known about since [[Last Thursday|Gab's first week of operation.]]

The media decided that Nazi types were using [[freedom of speech]] as a shield to hide behind, because these days freedom of speech is dangerous unless you're using it to say [[Politically Correct|acceptable]] things. Since the media thinks it has freedom of speech, and never does anything worthwhile with it, the idea of other people doing anything different is somehow newsworthy. The result was that about a dozen companies booted or dropped Gab [[Virtue Signalling|to get good PR,]] and Gab was [[Baleeted|forced offline.]] The gallery immediately below contains the final month of Bowers' heel-clickin' shitpostin' activity on Gab, before his account was scrubbed.
 
 
<center>
{{frame|<center><gallery>
File:Synagogue shooter robert gregory bowers - gab archive (part 1).png|'''Teil der erste'''
File:Synagogue shooter robert gregory bowers - gab archive (part 2).png|'''Teil der zweite'''
File:Synagogue shooter robert gregory bowers - gab archive (part 3).png|'''Teil der dritte'''
File:Synagogue shooter robert gregory bowers - gab archive (part 4).png|'''Teil der vierte'''
</gallery></center>
|border=black|background=#DE0000}}
</center>
 

==Halloween Comeback==
In the good ol'murican town of New Port Richey, Florida, home owners make a sick comeback with lulz Halloween decorations. Infinite butthurt ensued.

<center>{{frame|<youtube>TtyfVzN9aSg</youtube> '''Freedom of speech at its best'''|border=blue|background=red}}</center>

==Expert Investigator in Jews Commentary==
This attack was not calculated or prepared in depth. The goyim knew some facts about [[Jews]] and their secret clubs or groups or mafia or establishments. Yet he attacked some nobody, geriatric religious worshipers. He could’ve attacked some Freemason or [[CNN|Illuminati temples]] where these corrupted or pedophile politicians or actors or whoever tend to gather to discuss further plans of world domination in order to continue their [[pedophilia|great quest]]. Over all this attack was pretty much useless and wouldn’t make these Jews (the real pedophile elderly Jews who travel to Sharjah Ruler palace and similar places to engage in child sex) scared the bit. Humph.

The (((ADL))) has called this "likely the deadliest attack on the Jewish community in the history of the United States." Which gives you some idea of what a protected species the j00z really are. Eleven killed in one incident is less deadly than the average minibus crash, and it took about 250 years to happen.

==Vidja==
 
<center><youtube>pyIs1iHHmwo</youtube></center>

==Graded score==
{| style="{{roundy|18px}}{{gradlinear|red|orange}}box-shadow:0 3px 6px gray;padding:1em;margin:0 auto 1em auto;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2" border="0"
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
|-
| colspan="2" style="height:9px;overflow:hidden;" |
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|11/20 '''
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|13/20 '''(6 injured)
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|20/20 ''Shooting jews''
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|17/20 ''Giving Trump the blame as usual''
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|20/20 ''Fresh Jew Pizza''
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 81/100 ('''B''')</big>
|}

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Bureaucratic Fuck

2024-08-02T01:06:56Z

Antandrus DAVID: /* Bsadowski1 https://archive.is/YQqPZ */

:''See the [[Portal:Wikipedia|Wikipedia Portal]] for coverage of certain Wikipedia insider freaks. For those cast out of the bureacracy, see [[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]]''

[[Image:Bureau.jpg|thumb|Those holes are not for [[fuck]]ing.]]

A '''Bureaucratic Fuck''' is a wiki guy or shemale who tries to keep things in order when those things do not inherently tend toward order (for example, [[real world|the entirety of the known universe]]). Females cannot be bureaucratic fucks. They can, however, be [[bitch]]es. As [[lies|ED believes in gender equality]] they will be included on this page as well.

An excellent place to observe bureaucratic fucks without actually having to follow their orders is [[Wikipedia]]. Fucks tend to be vandalism patrollers; patrollers who get sick thrills from blocking people (often for no reason at all); "robot gnome" editors who are hopelessly OCD; and socializers who do no actual work on the database at all, they just hang around and take credit for things. Watch as they oppress the masses with their petty rules and stultifying, meaningless protocols [[He does it for free|without earning a single cent]]. The king of the Bureaucratic Fucks, and the facilitator of all the others, is the Supreme Pussy-Muncher Overlord of Wikipedia, [[Jimbo Wales]]. It is in him that all Wikipedians find their true calling. All hail, Lord of the [[NPOV]]! [[Nazi|HEIL! HEIL!]] Srsly.

Wikipedia is a top-10 destination on the [[Sick fuck|internets]] and ends up in the top 10 of way too many [[Google]] searches. In the real world, some degree of responsibility and accountability would be demanded of such a massive organization (like Enron -- there has to be someone to sue! There has to be a hole to stick your wiener into!). Unfortunately, not so in the case of the Wikipedofucks.

There are good, honest people with admin powers on WP. It wants to be a corrupt joke, but in the past it always had enough content workers and decent admins to more-or-less balance out the lunatics and the antisocial pricks. Unfortunately, many of them are leaving in disgust, thus increasing the powerz of the worst ones. And causing the encyclopedia content to get both longer and less readable.

This list only mentions ACTIVE [[smegma|Wiki-bastards]]. For info on the ones who quit or were tossed out, see [[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]].

==The admins==
[[Image:Wikipedia admins.jpg|thumb|left|Behold, those wasted wikipedos with the [[maturity]] and life skills must pass judgment on others.]][[Image:Crossdressing_Cat_Raper.jpg|thumb|right|And banging cats is what [[wikipedos]] (wikihomopedoidiots) do when they're not banning your fat ass.]]
The average age of a [[Wikipedia admin]] is [[Teenager|13]]. Average penis length: 1.2 inches. And that, buddy, is skewed upwards by the presence of a [[Sick fuck|handful of degenerates]] whose only social outlet is their band of fellow children. Yes, '''the world's fifth-largest website is run by cliquey kids and the pedos who prey on them!''' As one would expect, leaving day-to-day operations to a bunch of greasy-palmed kids and fat pervs is a recipe for full-scale cocksucking faggotry. Imagine the biggest losers and social misfits from high school -- [[Sceptre|the hormonal angst]], [[Tawker|the zit cases]], [[Linuxbeak|the dateless geeks]], the [[Cyde|fatties]] and dorks -- and ponder their collective teeny-angst and [[Cutting|anger]]. Now give them the power to run a massive online community and create their own governance with no oversight. When even nominal editing on Wikipedia results in user flame wars that bring in heavy-handed "administrator" attention, the question potential wiki-users should ask themselves is, ''Do I really want my knowledge, even my person, to be judged, juried, and executed by Piggy, Roger and Jack with his choirboys?'' (That's a ''Lord of the Flies'' reference. Look it up. Or watch the movie, which was [[Shit|pretty cool]], too.)

Wikipedia is like a giant blackboard in a [[university]]. Actual instructors use it to write actual information at a few certain times, and the rest of the [[Lie|24 hours]] the blackboard is scribbled on by stupid, incompetent graffiti artists -- who also happen to run the university.

The [[Wikimedia Foundation]] is just peachy with this jacked-up state of affairs, going so far as to ''brag'' about it. As [[John Seigenthaler]] and various others have found out, they believe themselves immune to legal threats. As a non-profit, they have no assets (although Jimmy Wales has a collection of broke-ass sports cars). While they claim immunity as an ''"[http://writ.news.findlaw.com/ramasastry/20051212.html Internet Host]"'' '''{{archive|nbR0}}''', some would argue that the [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=5641 foundation's structure makes them liable as publishers] '''{{archive|bQfTE}}'''. The next step would be to pass the buck to their contributors and operations, who are suit-immune minors or [[anonymous]].

==Magical Hall Of Fame==
The really speshul snowflakes of Jimboland get their own articles on ED.

Finding open criticism of their dirty tricks on WMF servers is almost impossible, because '''Wikipedia is censored''', asshole. Every person/thing in this list has repeatedly abused other editors, violated Wikipedia's shit-assed "[[Nazi|rules]]" repeatedly, and in some cases rewrote those "rules" to suit themselves (a notorious example being Slim's rewriting of the Notability requirements). Wiki is a goddamn freak show, they are scum, and they close ranks to protect one another. See how easy that is?

*[[Acalamari]] aagh
*[[Angela Beesley]] please com back and ruin some more stuff!
*[[Chillum]] 420, maaan
*[[Cyde]] ASPIE WARNING
*[[David Gerard]] (blaaaggghhh)
*[[Fred Bauder]] disbarred attorney FROM HELL
*[[Fluffernutter]] fat <s>IBM employee</s> now [[Wikipedia:User:Kbrown (WMF)|employed by the Wikimedia Foundation]]
*[[FT2]] DOG PENIS
*[[Molly White]] liek gorilla
*[[Gwen Gale]] nutso lesbo
*[[Hipocrite]] don't blame him, he's Serbian
*[[Ironholds]] needs moar dicks shoved in his face
*[[Jayjg]] Heeb From Hell
*[[Jdforrester]] ate the Queen whole
*[[Jehochman]] SEO expert using WP as an SEO source
*[[Jéské Couriano]] ASPIE WARNING
*[[JzG]] he wants to ride his bicycle
*[[Krimpet]] is NOT a boy
*'''{{fandomlink|nfs|User:LeMansRacer|Need for Speed Wikia's LeMansRacer}}''' Ban: Infinite / Reason: "Disruptive Editing" (WTF?)
*[[Mark Pellegrini]] and his 10 bowling balls
*[[Masem]] IS A BRONY!!
*[[MONGO]] IS A PUKE!!
*[[MuZemike]] asshole
*[[NawlinWiki]] super-asshole and obsessed with having sex with [[Grawp]]
*[[Ryan Postlethwaite]] is a chav
*[[Sam Blacketer]] is a [[ghey]] political doodlebug
*[[SlimVirgin]] is just plain scary
*[[Thatcher]] almost forgotten
*[[Tiptoety]] fake cop
*[[The Cavalry]] ha ha ha
*[[Ulf Larsen]] - [[Oldfag]] [[Norwegian]] sex-pest
*[[WJBscribe]] Double ha ha ha
*[[Werdna]] meh
*[[Wikipedia IRC Bouncers]] faggotry supreme

*Extra-special mention for [[Erik Möller]], (ex) Wikimedia Deputy Director. Fuck you with a chainsaw, Erik. They pay (oops ''paid'' lol) him a ''six-figure salary'' to fuck things up.
*And don't forget [[Essjay]]. That was when Wikipedia started its slow decline.

==[[Centipedes|Bureaucratic fucks? In my ED?]]==
ED is not [[TOW]], although new users often expect strange and alien [[TOW]] concepts like ''respect'' ''natural justice'', and ''human rights'' when they get here. While on [[TOW]] these mechanisms are in place to ensure fairness and equity, on ED they exist largely to foster such abuse, generating further lulz at the expense of hapless victims, including locking their talk pages after banning them, then sodomizing their [[FT2|dogs]]. To further assist in milking the [[lolcow]], [[ED:ARBCHAT]] was created. Some poor fools would like to think this is their ticket to salvation and a return to the loving embrace of the greater ED community, but really it is just another heartbreakingly macabre circus ring for the cadaverous and hideous net-denizens that tyrannically rule ED to lighten their unbeating and blackened hearts with drama, like an ocean trying to warm itself around a candle. And you love it.

For an example of all this in action, see [[Strwbrri_shrtck/Chatlog|this transcript of a shocking, Stalinesque arbchat show trial, conducted purely for purposes of propaganda, persecution of class enemies, and lulz]]. Or just shrug it off as [[tl;dr]] and skip below to some much lulzier profiles of the bureaucratic fucks over at Wikipedantry.

==Roll call!!==
Below are some less-important fucks. They don't deserve their own separate articles, because it is lulzier if we disregard their "valuable contributions" to Wikipedia. Cue recorded laughter.

=== Bbb23 ===
Bbb23 is a rude as hell wikinigger who has his own article now! Go read it: {{main|Bbb23}}

=== Bsadowski1 <ref>https://archive.is/YQqPZ</ref>===
[[File:Jimbofan.PNG|thumb|right|A previous version of Brian's userpage, before he was informed on how creepy this was.]]
'''{{wpul|Bsadowski1}}''' ([[IRL Powerword]] Brian Sadowski) was a 20-year-old high school dropout from Chicago, who, like Bongwarrior, spent all day reverting vandalism and smoking pot instead of getting a job. His extreme obsessive compulsive behaviors are what truly distinguish himself from other admins. These include:
#Never sleeping, seriously he never gets off.
#Stalking edits on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|non-Wikimedia wikis]].
#Extreme recent changes patrol on ALL WIKIS (even the ones nobody edits anyway).

He has also been known as a major [[lolcow]], as he attempts to negotiate with long term [[Vandal|vandals]] in every way possible. He has gone as far as to [[No life|spend days tracking down potential sockpuppets]] of well known vandals. It should be noted that he has never made any meaningful contributions, rather his account (which has been active since 2004) has done nothing but revert vandalism and fix spelling errors.

{{Quote|<Brian_S> Just fuck off okay?|Bsadowski1, insulting a troubled editor rather than helping him.}}

No surprise, he's been doing very little work on WP in recent years. No fun!

=== Doug Weller ===
[[image:Wikipediaadmindougweller.png|right]]
'''{{wpul|Doug_Weller|Doug Weller}}''' is an ''old'', creaky, unrepentant Wikipedia administrator/crapmonkey from the UK. He's mainly interested in archaeology and anthropology. Despite not actually having a [[bullshit|college degree]]. Ask any actual qualified archaeologist with a professional interest in the history of the Middle East about Doug. He's been trolling [[Usenet]] on the subject for more than 20 years, and left a trail of ruined careers and furious "actual experts" in his wake. (He claims he "dropped out of Yale" as if we were supposed to give him extra credit for failing.) On his user page, Doug tells us "he's number #190 in the list of most active wikipedians". Doug's flaws don't stop there - he's also a bitter old Lefty. Doug doesn't particularly like his own country or culture, and he uses wikipedia to express that attitude. While wikipedia has brought Douglas more 3rd-World friends, he's put a lot of people [[raep|offside]].

Douglas lives in South Normanton, Derbyshire with his wife Helen. Their [http://www.quiltersguild.org.uk/events/view/derbyshire-area-day contact details can be found here] '''{{archive|RAJSH}}'''.

=== Dmcdevit ===
[[Image:Dominic McDevitt-Parks.jpg|thumb|Dominic looking cool in his new [[Glasses Teenager|glasses]].]]
'''{{wpul|Dmcdevit}}''' (now renamed to '''{{wpul|Dominic}}''', magic word Dominic McDevitt-Parks) is a 22-year-old checkuser, [[oversight]]er, and former [[Internet court|arbitrator]] who talks on-wiki in the dully dulcet tones of a 45-year-old hippie burnout transcendental meditation counselor — but schemes behind everyone's back like a fat 8th grade girl with [[no friends]]. He is at the center of the recent TOW — genius! — discovery that admins are mean, bored, and conspire to fuck people over on the TOW admin IRC channel. No names were named until… McDevitt failed to cut himself out of an arbcom case involving [[Wikipedia:User:Irpen|Irpen]], and another admin said:
"I saw a sitting arbitrator (User:Dmcdevit) and a few [[Lie|highly respected]] admins discussing the way to get rid of a productive user (Irpen) via a 'slow administrative process that looked like arbcom to them'."[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration&diff=prev&oldid=103556143] McDevitt is lying low now, hoping it will blow over, and would appreciate your assistance in smearing further shit on his newly shitty reputation, plus as much bad publicity as possible.[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Dmcdevit&diff=104517437&oldid=104045772] He also likes [[Troll|to let disputes escalate]] [[I did it for the lulz|for the fun of it]],[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/CharlotteWebb/Evidence#The_blocking_.22spree.22_of_CharlotteWebb.27s_IPs_was_performed_by_User:Dmcdevit_with_an_automated_script][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20070617000000&limit=523&type=block&user=Dominic] but the arbcom doesn't sanction their buddies.

One of Dominic's favorite pastimes is oversighting whatever the fuck he wants because, although oversighters are supposed to follow strict policies, this is [[Truth|never done in practice]]. He also enjoys oversighting personal attacks against [[Wikipedo]]s and hiding their [[dox]].

He's from [[North Britain|Shits]]dale, [[Arizona]], and went to [[Book|Reed]] [[College]] in [[Portland]], Oregon. His little scrawny ass is now plugged deep into Jimbosocket. '''{{archive|Z4fHF}}''' {{webcite|5nLJ9GO6D}} ([http://archive.today/2013.05.06-005436/http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/hivemind.html%23223 long URL])

===Ed Poor===
[[Image:Ed Poor.JPG|thumb|Uncle Ed, the very essence of [[failure]].]]

"Uncle Ed" is perhaps the best example of a bureaucratic fuck: he does everything [[German|by the book]]. Poor works for [[ABC]] and has been quite clear that he does not want people to mention this, as ABC might find out that he is a Wikipedia-editing [[Moonie]]. Ed Poor likes to ban people for things like asking for their talk page to be unprotected. He is a disgraced ex-administrator on Wikipedia; however, he still holds sysops on Andy Schlafly's [[Conservapedia]]. His main claim to fame during his tenure as a TOW admin and bureaucrat was deleting the [[VFD]] page on Wikipedia, and crashing the [[server]] for fifteen minutes.

His abuse there got so bad that a true hero, FuelWagon, became a martyr and sacrificed himself to stop Ed Poor. This led to a big session of Arbcom (Wikipedia's [[e-court]], complete with a totalitarian-chic name). Arbcom, of course, decided that they should ban FuelWagon. However, the case drew lots of attention and Ed Poor pretended to step down out of embarrassment (some wrongly think he was desysopped, but it was by choice). However, being a sneak and [[Wikipedophile|addict]], he never really stepped down, simply continuing with another account.
In July 2008, Ed Poor [[LMAO|unsuccessfully]] [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3AEd_Poor&diff=226552368&oldid=226537746#Your_RfA_was_unsuccessful attempted] '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Ed_Poor_2|to regain}}''' his adminship powers at TOW.

[[Image:TwoMeters.png|thumb|Ed Poor's magnum opus]]
Ed Poor upon learning Harry Potter 7 spoilers, "I would NOT have wanted to know any of the points you mentioned before reading Year 7. Bad enough I found out that [[Snape kills Dumbledore]] before reading Year 6."

As a Conservapedian, Poor has hit rock bottom on TOW, desysopped as "punishment" and creating stubs so absurdly stupid even his equally stupid peers have to delete them. His work included an article titled "Two Meters", which only said [[O RLY|"Two meters is 6 feet, 6 3/4 inches"]], and a category for "Movies about football coaches with 11-year-old daughters". But his most disturbing editing relates to lewd commentaries about young girls, especially when he discusses specific scenes from movies and, guess what, [[anime]] [https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Pretty_Soldier_Sailor_Moon&diff=prev&oldid=642188]. He had his ass handed to him repeatedly by his fellow Wikipedia "loving and caring" inside gang, for daring to do [[business]] with [[Anus|Andy Schlafly]].

=== Elonka ===
[[Image:Elonka Dunin.jpg|right|thumb|Aaagh scary grandma - Elonka [[attention whore|attentionwhoring]]. ]]
'''{{wpul|Elonka|Elonka Dunin}}''' is a [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|self-important]], [[ugly|hideous]] [[hambeast]]. She uses her admin title to garner her extreme [[narcissism]] and false feelings of worth, and is in the "Top 200" editors of Wikipedia. You should be scared of Elonka. Try to imagine [[your mom]] on [[meth]] and [[coke]], and with "[[Catholic]] guilt" thrown on top. And a high-ranking assplayer in [[Jimbo]]'s Pink Sparkly Dick Factory. If that's not disturbing enough, read on.

She has written an entire '''{{wikilink|Elonka_Dunin|Wikipedia bio}}''' promoting herself, despite having done nothing notable except to be in some shit mockumentary about secret codes for a couple seconds, and self-publishing some shitty puzzle books. Her wiki page is full of [[shit no one cares about]], from where she took her vacation [[last Thursday]] to a list of every distant [[incest|relative]] in existence. She also has a useless website detailing all of her minute "accomplishments" [https://www.elonka.com/ here].

She is tagged as a "cryptographer", despite having no formal education. She has no problem comparing herself to others with actual degrees or careers in the field. Nor of writing articles about her psychotic Polish relatives, and her friends like Danah Boyd. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Elonka_2|}}'''

[[Troll]] with extreme care, as a whole mass of her disgusting, desperate [[fantard|fanbois]] will spam threats and lock your userpage.

An extreme [[feminazi]], she will become incredibly [[offended]] by using non-gender neutral terms such as "dude" or "those guys". Elonka will blame sexism when her obnoxious, [[Asperger's Syndrome|anti-social]] behavior is discussed by anyone. Despite this, she is repulsed by
[[Faggot|gays]], and is convinced that they are trying to take over the world with their anti-family agenda, starting with her Wikipedia article. (See [[WJBscribe|WJBscribe]] for examples of her batshit [[Insane|insanity]]. Boddy sucks her dick on an almost daily basis.).

Despite this terribly warped worldview, Elonka still uses her gender as a crutch and unfairly uses it to advance in life any way she can. She works at a [[video game|vidya gaem]] company, where she probably uses her vast and stanky [[vagina]] to talk the boss into not firing her for constantly fucking everything up.

To observe her in her natural habitat, simply go to a local [[Convention|convention]] and watch her get sloppily drunk while wearing a disgustingly short leather miniskirt as she tries to fuck some unfortunate [[jailbait|college boys]]. Note that they are all young enough to be her [[Pedophilia|grandson]]. Regular attendees have made this into an inside joke, while others look on in sincere pity. For obvious reasons, she is 51 and still single.

===Gamaliel===
[[Image:Gamaliel.jpg|right|thumb|proby got even fatter since this was taken]]
Oh, the stinking, shit-and-fly encrusted lulz that Rob '''{{wpul|Gamaliel}}''' Fernandez has brought us over the years. The pudgy little gummy-bear-swallowing prick, a loser from the University of South Florida, has been embedded in Wikipedia for so long that his genitals have turned to dust. He showed up in 2004 and started "gnome" work and removing vandalism. And started showing off his massive swollen ego.
{{squote|I wrote the book of love. Really.|[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gamaliel&oldid=2430787]}}
And few other Wikipedia admins can claim to have been dragged into an arbitration in 2004, before he was even made an admin. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Rex071404/Evidence#Attacks_on_Gamaliel|}}''' It was good for Rob, because he discovered he could shit on right-wing WP editors freely and the others would [[queef|protect]] him. Right from the '''{{wptl|Gamaliel/Archive_1|first archive}}''' of his talkpage, it was obvious that Rob was there to fuck with people.

*Lulzy: in 2005 he fought with various people over John F. Kennedy assassination conspiracies. He took the same line as debunker [https://www.prouty.org/mcadams/ John McAdams], despite McAdams' right-wing politics. Didn't matter, Rob wanted to destroy people. [https://www.kennedysandking.com/john-f-kennedy-articles/john-mcadams-and-the-siege-of-chicago-part-2] A LOT of enemies were made for Rob this way. Nothing drives Rob into a faggy frenzy like conspiracies, right-wing dicksnots like [[Michael Savage]], or talk about the Skull And Bones club.
*Lulzy: also in 2005, he supported shrieking ultra-cunt [[SlimVirgin]] and tinyfuck [[Chip Berlet]] in disputes over [[Lyndon LaRouche]], [http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia Fletcher Prouty] '''{{archive|iSSWY}}''', and various other people Fatty Buttplug Berlet didn't like. You can thank/blame Rob for some of the bullshit Wikipedia did to [[Daniel Brandt]] over the years, since Berlet has special venom for Brandt.
*Lulzy: despite being a law-and-order liberal science nerd, Gamaliel is the primary supporter of Wikipedia editor/'''{{blog|goethean|crackpot}}''' Scott '''{{wpul|Goethean}}''' Zimmerle in a long list of disputes. Zimmerle is obsessed, hell he's ''in love'', with one of the most pathetically lame American "mystics" of all time, whiny old hippie '''{{wikilink|Ken_Wilber|Ken Wilber}}'''. Insert anything of a negative nature into a Wilber-related article, and Goethean will instantly revert it, followed by Gamaliel blocking your account and disabling your ability to complain. No matter how well-sourced your information is, it is NOT ALLOWED to point out the weaknesses of Ken Wilber on Wikipedia. Nice to have a slave clitoris on your side, isn't it Scott? Give it a kiss.
*Lulzy: Rob got into the Gamergate bullshit and fought with people right and left. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Wikipedia_Signpost/2015-03-11/In_the_media#Gamergate.3B_a_Wiki_hoax.3B_Kanye_West|}}'''[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?oldid=718046996#Arbitration_motion_restricting_Gamaliel]'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/GamerGate|}}''' Since he'd managed to get himself assigned to run the '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:General_sanctions/Gamergate|"general sanctions"}}''' page for the GG arbitration, this gave him a chance to shit on people he'd been fighting with.
*EXTREME Lulzy: Rob '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2013/Candidates/Gamaliel/Statement|ran for Arbcom}}''' in 2013, and lost by just a hair. Because people don't like him. He ran again in 2015 and '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2015#Results|won by a hair}}'''. And a few months later he was pulled into one of the '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Gamaliel_and_others|ugliest arbitrations in history}}'''. Surrendered his arbitrator seat and other powerz. He had already disappeared on 14 April 2016 after fighting with a lot of people over stupid shit. Lol to the nth power.
*Extra lulz: when a Wikipedia article was created about ED's [[Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015]] game, it was quickly put up for deletion. Rob showed up and said:
{{squote|"Keep due to news coverage and inherent situational hilarity. Gamaliel (talk) 23:58, 16 February 2015 (UTC)" }}

*[[Last Thursday]], Gamaliel gave up his position as an arbitrator during a '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Gamaliel_and_others|humiliating ArbCom case}}''' which focused on him, while he sat on the committee. In order to allow their colleague to save face, Gamaliel was allowed to retain his sysop bit if he stepped down from ArbCom and resigned his position with Wikimedia DC, a WMF "local chapter" for the DC area. The only problem is that he lied to Doug Weller about resigning from WMDC and still is listed as a board member despite living and working in Florida as a librarian.

=== James Heilman ===
[[File:This is what a circumphile looks like.jpg|thumb|This is what a circumphile looks like.]]
James Heilman, known under the alias Doc James, is a circumphile who wants anything negative about [[circumcision|the cutting of the foremost part of the male reproductive organ]] to be kept out of Wikipedia in a desparate attempt to inflate his confidence that was hurt by his own circumcision.

James Heilman secretly wishes he had a [[foreskin]]. Because he doesn't, he dedicated himself to making the foreskin appear as negatively as possible on Wikipedia. As the saying goes, people hate what they can't have.

He promotes the fraudulent studies by his circumphile buddy Brian J. Morris while trying to keep Morris' name out of the article so people don't begin to notice.<ref>[http://archive.today/2021.05.08-004141/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&diff=next&oldid=704870394&diffonly=1 Circumcision: Difference between revisions - Wikipedia (14 February 2016)] '''{{archive|BCKG7}}'''</ref>

=== JJMC89 ===
JJMC89, also known as Sir J. J. McDonalds 89, thinks of himself as above other administrators. He is bothered by another administrator daring to undelete a page deleted by him without his express consent.<ref>'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia_talk:Requests_for_undeletion/Archive_4|Wikipedia talk:Requests for undeletion/Archive 4 - Wikipedia}}''' - ''"I certainly would object to someone undeleting something I G5'd without discussing it with me first."'' - JJMC89</ref> He occasionally passes by the requests for undeletion for the sole purpose of throwing all requests for pages deleted under the "G5" criterium out of the window.<ref>[http://archive.today/2023.10.09-184849/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=%22JJMC89%22+%22this+page+was+deleted+in+accordance+with+criterion+for+speedy+deletion+G5%22&prefix=Wikipedia:Requests_for_undeletion/&title=Special:Search&profile=advanced&fulltext=1&ns0=1 search] '''{{archive|wpE0U}}'''</ref> The G5 policy allows the deletion of pages written by someone disliked by an administrator, even if the page is of good quality.

In 2022, JJMC89 attempted to become an English Wikipedia CheckUser while being an Ombudsperson, the group which is supposed to hold CheckUsers accountable, at the same time. [[sarcasm|Definitely not power-hungry]].<ref>'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee/CheckUser_and_Oversight/2022_CUOS_appointments#JJMC89|Wikipedia:Arbitration Committee/CheckUser and Oversight/2022 CUOS appointments - Wikipedia § JJMC89}}'''</ref>

===Juliancolton===
[[File:Julian Colton Diamond.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]
Juliancolton (RL Julian Colton Diamond) is the little man-boy who sucks everyone's dick, even though he claims to be asexual.<ref>'''{{wpul|Juliancolton|User:Juliancolton - Wikipedia}}''' - see top icon </ref> Showed up at age 12, and was showed off as a "mature Wikipediot", then needed three tries to become an admin. At 17 he blocked [[sex|a TOW admin]]. He currently lives in New York and attends Millbrook High School after being homeschooled by his parents. Hurricanes and military history (and deleting things) make him all moist inside. Otherwise, nobody home; he's an empty suit.

*'''{{wpul|Juliancolton|Juliancolton's Wikipedia user page}}'''.
*[mailto:Juliancolton2@yahoo.com drop him an email]
*'''{{twitter|juliancd38|follow him on twitter}}'''

===Liz===
[[File:Wikipediaadministratorliz.jpg|frameless|100px|right]]
Is it a lizard or a manlady? Hard to know.

[[File:The proudest achievement in the miserable life of W-admin Liz.png|thumb|100px|The proudest achievement in the miserable life of Wikipedia administratress Liz. ]]
In October 2021, Liz has wiped hundreds of valid geographical articles off the face of planet Wikipedia because - oh dear - the person who wrote it happens to have been blocked in 2018 over a minor incident. Three years earlier.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log/delete/Liz?offset=20211027&limit=500 Deletion log of Liz (October 26th, 2021)]</ref>

For this amazing contribution to society, people will [[Not|sorely]] miss Liz when she is gone.

===Orangemike===
We tell people how fucking stupid and insane '''{{wpul|Orangemike|Mike Lowrey}}''' is, and they don't believe us. Unquestionably he's one of the worst administrators in the history of Jimbo Mimbo's Dick Inflation shoppe. No question of it. Mike only wears orange clothes. He smells bad, forgetting to wash regularly because he's too busy being a sci-fi fan. He's so left-wing he's incoherent (yes, he claims to be both a Wobblie and a Quaker). You name it and he's abused it. We can't even begin to list all his petty fuckups, so this selection will have to do.
[[image:OrangeMikeAtCampusTraining.jpg|right|thumb|if you saw this coming at you in the woods, you'd call the cops]]
#Dirty tricks were used to push through his adminship in 2007. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Orangemike|}}'''
#Used Wikipedia to promote his favorite Milwaukee bookstore, and fought off anyone who thought it was a "COI" issue. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Renaissance_Books&diff=106734296&oldid=101137240][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Renaissance_Books&oldid=50524380]
#But hates "paid" and "COI" editors with insane lust. Criticising him will get you banned, regardless how right you may be. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Contextflexed&action=edit] If your username even vaguely resembles that of a business, Mike will hardblock it with no explanation, and scream at you if you try to ask for unblocking.
#[[Durova]] tried to use an official WMF podcast to show the process of creating a new Wikipedia article. Right in the middle of the podcast, fuckhead Mike deleted it. '''{{archive|8zLtK}}'''
#Mike doesn't like anything that might even suggest conspiracies. '''{{archive|VK6g4}}'''
#Ask the user '''{{wpul|TuftsWebComm}}''' about Mike.
#A porn star [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Editor_assistance/Requests&diff=prev&oldid=371019769 politely requested] that some unsourced defamation be removed from his Wikipedia bio. Mike blocked him forever. Attempts to delete the article cause Mike to crawl out of his fetid dungeon and scream "KEEP".
#He improperly deleted the article about Escondido (CA) city council member Olga Diaz, and got his ass news-media coverage. '''{{archive|klLFJ}}''' It was later '''{{wikilink|Olga_Diaz|recreated}}''' by [[Fred Bauder]], over Mike's objections.
#Editor Cla68 put a joke offer to edit for pay on his userpage. Mike shrieked for his head, and was ignored. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive749#User:Cla68_advertising_his_services_as_a_paid_Wikipedia_editor|}}'''
#An openly-announced attempt to rewrite the poor article about the "Cracker Barrel" restaurant chain attracted screams of rage from Mike, apparently because he doesn't like the company. '''{{wikilink|Talk:Cracker_Barrel/Archive_2#Why_I_replaced_the_COI_tag|}}''' He failed, okay?
#A paid editor declared his COI and politely asked how to replace an old article about his employer. Mike blocked the account in a manner intended to keep him off Wikipedia permanently. [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=311]

Mike is an embarrassment. But they won't get rid of his ass. Conclusion, Wikipedia is too corrupt to save.
*'''{{ljuser|orangemike|Livejournal}}'''
*'''{{archive|vg1xL|Vanity website}}'''

===Uncle G===
[[image:Ralph s.PNG|right|thumb|creepy!]]
'''{{wpul|Uncle_G|Uncle G}}''', aka "Lucky 6.9", aka "[[PMDrive1061]]", aka [[Ralph Squillace]], is a [[Wikipedia]] [[Bureaucratic Fuck|administrator]] who has been around for [[at least 100 years|a fucking long time]]. He is [[Notability|notable]] because even though he is an administrator, he has no user page, in fact refuses to create one. This [[Angry_German_Kid|pissed off]] a bunch of people when he nominated himself for consideration as administrator, resulting in great [[lulz]] in the voting process. He spent months sucking up to [[Jimbo Wales]], and still screwed up.

From his '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Uncle_G|first failed RFA}}''':
<blockquote>'''VERY strongly oppose'''. Clearly Uncle G doesn't accept community consensus, because he still refuses to create a userpage. To us, the arrogance of not listening to the community is worse than not having a userpage. And, in turn, it's not the lack of a userpage that bothers me as much as the red link and its implications on Recent Changes, votes, polls, and other such things. It's disruptive and it wastes everyone's time. '''{{wikilink|WP:POINT|We're here to build an encylopedia and be part of a wiki community, not to make an ideological point}}'''. If Uncle G simply redirects his userpage to his user talk page, then I would support.</blockquote>

<blockquote>'''Oppose'''. It's fine for editors to contribute without a user page, but it's not fine for admins. It rather seems like a policeman or any other official insisting on performing the job without wearing a uniform to identify himself properly. Uncle G needs '''neither''' user page '''nor''' adminship to continue his great work.</blockquote>

A [[butthurt]] Uncle G bleated in response that "it is a false inference that anonymity implies bad faith, on the grounds that anonymous users make thousands of good faith edits to Wikipedia every day." Considering the hilarious anonymous [[vandal]]ism that Uncle G's userpage has gotten, this was an extremely lulzy comment.[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=43546795][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=97881775]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=102703181][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=43832692]

Unkle's first administrator nomination resulted in a stalemate because the [[asshole|vote-counters]] couldn't make up their virgin minds, resulting in a second vote, which Unkle won, [[Florida]]-style.'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Uncle_G_2|}}'''

'''[http://archive.today/2015.03.04-220223/http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=24813&st=0&p=177887&%23entry177887 Exact quote]''' '''{{archive|0Zous#41.6%}}''': "He's a fucking idiot who obsesses over the stupidest things, refuses to admit he makes mistakes, harasses everyone who disagrees with him, and contributes absolutely nothing of value to Wikipedia."

Græt lulz-generating [[drama]] later resulted when Uncle G unilaterally handed down from [[Jew|Mount Sinai]], amid [[buttsecks|thunder and lightning]], a manifesto on [[notability]].'''{{wikilink|User:Uncle_G/On_notability|}}''' Uncle G claims that in order to be notable, something must be "non-trivial", a truly lulzy statement considering that 99% of Wikipedia is [[shit|crap]] about [[video game]]s, [[pedophilia]], [[otaku|anime]], and [[sex]] positions.

Unkle's pronouncement was promptly listed by some [[troll]] for [[VFD|deletion]], who then suddenly realized that a user-page essay was not the usual [[crap|Wikicrap]] to be mercilessly deleted. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/User:Uncle_G/On_notability|}}'''

Trolls cruelly struck a second time, putting Unkle up on Requests for comment '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Uncle_G|}}''' because of that annoying userpage thing. This time, the troll was the one who got [[pwn3d|butthurt]]. He also loves to disappear famous people who edit their own WP bios. [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=540]

==Trust and Safety Team==
After years of criticism over their handling of pedos on Wikipedia, the [[Wikimedia Foundation]] has followed the lead of such luminaries as Twitter and YouTube by setting up a "Trust and Safety Team" whose job it is to do [[damage control]] when pedos and psychopaths are discovered on Wikipedia. This by itself is unremarkable, except for the fact that one of the idiots they have selected for this role is none other than [[Fluffernutter]], world famous for her sexually violent remarks in WP:IRC, and for screwing anyone with a sysop bit and for marrying an arbitrator, Courcelles. In addition to this hilariously inappropriate selection for their elite team of "safety" experts, they have also added [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Kalliope_%28WMF%29 Kalliope Tsouroupidou] and [https://foundation.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Rdicerb_%28WMF%29 Rachel diCerbo], two women who [https://www.opencouchsurfing.org/2011/03/12/unprofessional-couchsurfing-safety-team/ covered for] their rapey BFF when they worked for Couchsurfing.com.
The AIDS coming from the Foundation has now infected at least two other sites: In July 2016, Foundation lawyer and general failure Geoff Brigham, got a schweet gig at YouTube's "trust and safety" team, and Philippe Beaudette left the Foundation for health reasons. Reasons which disappeared when offered a job with Reddit's trust and safety team.

Beaudette was replaced by someone Even Worse: '''{{wpul|Jalexander-WMF|James Alexander}}''', a fat chupa-chode [[sperg]] from Rochester NY. His job is to cover up Wikimedia legal problems, and maintain the [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/List_of_globally_banned_users "global ban list"]. A place where he can piss on anyone he doesn't like. ''And he does.'' With a big smile. One of the people he banned till the heat-death of the universe was Jake Christie, a journalist who has ''never edited Wikipedia at all'' and is mostly famous for his '''{{blog|wikipedia-sucks-badly|anti-Wiki blog}}'''. If you're stupid enough to edit the wiki, don't forget to say hello to Alexander's pathetic sock account '''{{wpul|Begoon|Begoon!}}'''

==See also==
*[[He does it for free]]
*[[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]
*[[Requests for adminship]]
*[[Milgram experiment]]
*[[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins]]
*[[Username Bans]]

==External Links==
*{{webcite|5lXiLbpuV|Archive of Brandt's original 2005 "Hivemind" list}}
*{{webcite|5nLJ9GO6D|Archive of Brandt's last "Hivemind", 2010}}
*{{webcite|5OTJLLIBT|Archive of 2007 "Hivemind"}}

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AVotes_for_deletion%2FNick_Gabrichidze&diff=15129735&oldid=15129710 A Vee-Ef-Dee edit] where he proudly proclaims himself a "bureaucratic fuck."
*They talk about this shit all the time on [https://wikipediocracy.com/ Wikipediocracy].

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Bureaucratic Fuck

2024-08-02T01:06:35Z

Antandrus DAVID: /* Bsadowski1 page "deleted"*/

:''See the [[Portal:Wikipedia|Wikipedia Portal]] for coverage of certain Wikipedia insider freaks. For those cast out of the bureacracy, see [[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]]''

[[Image:Bureau.jpg|thumb|Those holes are not for [[fuck]]ing.]]

A '''Bureaucratic Fuck''' is a wiki guy or shemale who tries to keep things in order when those things do not inherently tend toward order (for example, [[real world|the entirety of the known universe]]). Females cannot be bureaucratic fucks. They can, however, be [[bitch]]es. As [[lies|ED believes in gender equality]] they will be included on this page as well.

An excellent place to observe bureaucratic fucks without actually having to follow their orders is [[Wikipedia]]. Fucks tend to be vandalism patrollers; patrollers who get sick thrills from blocking people (often for no reason at all); "robot gnome" editors who are hopelessly OCD; and socializers who do no actual work on the database at all, they just hang around and take credit for things. Watch as they oppress the masses with their petty rules and stultifying, meaningless protocols [[He does it for free|without earning a single cent]]. The king of the Bureaucratic Fucks, and the facilitator of all the others, is the Supreme Pussy-Muncher Overlord of Wikipedia, [[Jimbo Wales]]. It is in him that all Wikipedians find their true calling. All hail, Lord of the [[NPOV]]! [[Nazi|HEIL! HEIL!]] Srsly.

Wikipedia is a top-10 destination on the [[Sick fuck|internets]] and ends up in the top 10 of way too many [[Google]] searches. In the real world, some degree of responsibility and accountability would be demanded of such a massive organization (like Enron -- there has to be someone to sue! There has to be a hole to stick your wiener into!). Unfortunately, not so in the case of the Wikipedofucks.

There are good, honest people with admin powers on WP. It wants to be a corrupt joke, but in the past it always had enough content workers and decent admins to more-or-less balance out the lunatics and the antisocial pricks. Unfortunately, many of them are leaving in disgust, thus increasing the powerz of the worst ones. And causing the encyclopedia content to get both longer and less readable.

This list only mentions ACTIVE [[smegma|Wiki-bastards]]. For info on the ones who quit or were tossed out, see [[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]].

==The admins==
[[Image:Wikipedia admins.jpg|thumb|left|Behold, those wasted wikipedos with the [[maturity]] and life skills must pass judgment on others.]][[Image:Crossdressing_Cat_Raper.jpg|thumb|right|And banging cats is what [[wikipedos]] (wikihomopedoidiots) do when they're not banning your fat ass.]]
The average age of a [[Wikipedia admin]] is [[Teenager|13]]. Average penis length: 1.2 inches. And that, buddy, is skewed upwards by the presence of a [[Sick fuck|handful of degenerates]] whose only social outlet is their band of fellow children. Yes, '''the world's fifth-largest website is run by cliquey kids and the pedos who prey on them!''' As one would expect, leaving day-to-day operations to a bunch of greasy-palmed kids and fat pervs is a recipe for full-scale cocksucking faggotry. Imagine the biggest losers and social misfits from high school -- [[Sceptre|the hormonal angst]], [[Tawker|the zit cases]], [[Linuxbeak|the dateless geeks]], the [[Cyde|fatties]] and dorks -- and ponder their collective teeny-angst and [[Cutting|anger]]. Now give them the power to run a massive online community and create their own governance with no oversight. When even nominal editing on Wikipedia results in user flame wars that bring in heavy-handed "administrator" attention, the question potential wiki-users should ask themselves is, ''Do I really want my knowledge, even my person, to be judged, juried, and executed by Piggy, Roger and Jack with his choirboys?'' (That's a ''Lord of the Flies'' reference. Look it up. Or watch the movie, which was [[Shit|pretty cool]], too.)

Wikipedia is like a giant blackboard in a [[university]]. Actual instructors use it to write actual information at a few certain times, and the rest of the [[Lie|24 hours]] the blackboard is scribbled on by stupid, incompetent graffiti artists -- who also happen to run the university.

The [[Wikimedia Foundation]] is just peachy with this jacked-up state of affairs, going so far as to ''brag'' about it. As [[John Seigenthaler]] and various others have found out, they believe themselves immune to legal threats. As a non-profit, they have no assets (although Jimmy Wales has a collection of broke-ass sports cars). While they claim immunity as an ''"[http://writ.news.findlaw.com/ramasastry/20051212.html Internet Host]"'' '''{{archive|nbR0}}''', some would argue that the [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=5641 foundation's structure makes them liable as publishers] '''{{archive|bQfTE}}'''. The next step would be to pass the buck to their contributors and operations, who are suit-immune minors or [[anonymous]].

==Magical Hall Of Fame==
The really speshul snowflakes of Jimboland get their own articles on ED.

Finding open criticism of their dirty tricks on WMF servers is almost impossible, because '''Wikipedia is censored''', asshole. Every person/thing in this list has repeatedly abused other editors, violated Wikipedia's shit-assed "[[Nazi|rules]]" repeatedly, and in some cases rewrote those "rules" to suit themselves (a notorious example being Slim's rewriting of the Notability requirements). Wiki is a goddamn freak show, they are scum, and they close ranks to protect one another. See how easy that is?

*[[Acalamari]] aagh
*[[Angela Beesley]] please com back and ruin some more stuff!
*[[Chillum]] 420, maaan
*[[Cyde]] ASPIE WARNING
*[[David Gerard]] (blaaaggghhh)
*[[Fred Bauder]] disbarred attorney FROM HELL
*[[Fluffernutter]] fat <s>IBM employee</s> now [[Wikipedia:User:Kbrown (WMF)|employed by the Wikimedia Foundation]]
*[[FT2]] DOG PENIS
*[[Molly White]] liek gorilla
*[[Gwen Gale]] nutso lesbo
*[[Hipocrite]] don't blame him, he's Serbian
*[[Ironholds]] needs moar dicks shoved in his face
*[[Jayjg]] Heeb From Hell
*[[Jdforrester]] ate the Queen whole
*[[Jehochman]] SEO expert using WP as an SEO source
*[[Jéské Couriano]] ASPIE WARNING
*[[JzG]] he wants to ride his bicycle
*[[Krimpet]] is NOT a boy
*'''{{fandomlink|nfs|User:LeMansRacer|Need for Speed Wikia's LeMansRacer}}''' Ban: Infinite / Reason: "Disruptive Editing" (WTF?)
*[[Mark Pellegrini]] and his 10 bowling balls
*[[Masem]] IS A BRONY!!
*[[MONGO]] IS A PUKE!!
*[[MuZemike]] asshole
*[[NawlinWiki]] super-asshole and obsessed with having sex with [[Grawp]]
*[[Ryan Postlethwaite]] is a chav
*[[Sam Blacketer]] is a [[ghey]] political doodlebug
*[[SlimVirgin]] is just plain scary
*[[Thatcher]] almost forgotten
*[[Tiptoety]] fake cop
*[[The Cavalry]] ha ha ha
*[[Ulf Larsen]] - [[Oldfag]] [[Norwegian]] sex-pest
*[[WJBscribe]] Double ha ha ha
*[[Werdna]] meh
*[[Wikipedia IRC Bouncers]] faggotry supreme

*Extra-special mention for [[Erik Möller]], (ex) Wikimedia Deputy Director. Fuck you with a chainsaw, Erik. They pay (oops ''paid'' lol) him a ''six-figure salary'' to fuck things up.
*And don't forget [[Essjay]]. That was when Wikipedia started its slow decline.

==[[Centipedes|Bureaucratic fucks? In my ED?]]==
ED is not [[TOW]], although new users often expect strange and alien [[TOW]] concepts like ''respect'' ''natural justice'', and ''human rights'' when they get here. While on [[TOW]] these mechanisms are in place to ensure fairness and equity, on ED they exist largely to foster such abuse, generating further lulz at the expense of hapless victims, including locking their talk pages after banning them, then sodomizing their [[FT2|dogs]]. To further assist in milking the [[lolcow]], [[ED:ARBCHAT]] was created. Some poor fools would like to think this is their ticket to salvation and a return to the loving embrace of the greater ED community, but really it is just another heartbreakingly macabre circus ring for the cadaverous and hideous net-denizens that tyrannically rule ED to lighten their unbeating and blackened hearts with drama, like an ocean trying to warm itself around a candle. And you love it.

For an example of all this in action, see [[Strwbrri_shrtck/Chatlog|this transcript of a shocking, Stalinesque arbchat show trial, conducted purely for purposes of propaganda, persecution of class enemies, and lulz]]. Or just shrug it off as [[tl;dr]] and skip below to some much lulzier profiles of the bureaucratic fucks over at Wikipedantry.

==Roll call!!==
Below are some less-important fucks. They don't deserve their own separate articles, because it is lulzier if we disregard their "valuable contributions" to Wikipedia. Cue recorded laughter.

=== Bbb23 ===
Bbb23 is a rude as hell wikinigger who has his own article now! Go read it: {{main|Bbb23}}

=== Bsadowski1 </ref>https://archive.is/YQqPZ</ref>===
[[File:Jimbofan.PNG|thumb|right|A previous version of Brian's userpage, before he was informed on how creepy this was.]]
'''{{wpul|Bsadowski1}}''' ([[IRL Powerword]] Brian Sadowski) was a 20-year-old high school dropout from Chicago, who, like Bongwarrior, spent all day reverting vandalism and smoking pot instead of getting a job. His extreme obsessive compulsive behaviors are what truly distinguish himself from other admins. These include:
#Never sleeping, seriously he never gets off.
#Stalking edits on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|non-Wikimedia wikis]].
#Extreme recent changes patrol on ALL WIKIS (even the ones nobody edits anyway).

He has also been known as a major [[lolcow]], as he attempts to negotiate with long term [[Vandal|vandals]] in every way possible. He has gone as far as to [[No life|spend days tracking down potential sockpuppets]] of well known vandals. It should be noted that he has never made any meaningful contributions, rather his account (which has been active since 2004) has done nothing but revert vandalism and fix spelling errors.

{{Quote|<Brian_S> Just fuck off okay?|Bsadowski1, insulting a troubled editor rather than helping him.}}

No surprise, he's been doing very little work on WP in recent years. No fun!

=== Doug Weller ===
[[image:Wikipediaadmindougweller.png|right]]
'''{{wpul|Doug_Weller|Doug Weller}}''' is an ''old'', creaky, unrepentant Wikipedia administrator/crapmonkey from the UK. He's mainly interested in archaeology and anthropology. Despite not actually having a [[bullshit|college degree]]. Ask any actual qualified archaeologist with a professional interest in the history of the Middle East about Doug. He's been trolling [[Usenet]] on the subject for more than 20 years, and left a trail of ruined careers and furious "actual experts" in his wake. (He claims he "dropped out of Yale" as if we were supposed to give him extra credit for failing.) On his user page, Doug tells us "he's number #190 in the list of most active wikipedians". Doug's flaws don't stop there - he's also a bitter old Lefty. Doug doesn't particularly like his own country or culture, and he uses wikipedia to express that attitude. While wikipedia has brought Douglas more 3rd-World friends, he's put a lot of people [[raep|offside]].

Douglas lives in South Normanton, Derbyshire with his wife Helen. Their [http://www.quiltersguild.org.uk/events/view/derbyshire-area-day contact details can be found here] '''{{archive|RAJSH}}'''.

=== Dmcdevit ===
[[Image:Dominic McDevitt-Parks.jpg|thumb|Dominic looking cool in his new [[Glasses Teenager|glasses]].]]
'''{{wpul|Dmcdevit}}''' (now renamed to '''{{wpul|Dominic}}''', magic word Dominic McDevitt-Parks) is a 22-year-old checkuser, [[oversight]]er, and former [[Internet court|arbitrator]] who talks on-wiki in the dully dulcet tones of a 45-year-old hippie burnout transcendental meditation counselor — but schemes behind everyone's back like a fat 8th grade girl with [[no friends]]. He is at the center of the recent TOW — genius! — discovery that admins are mean, bored, and conspire to fuck people over on the TOW admin IRC channel. No names were named until… McDevitt failed to cut himself out of an arbcom case involving [[Wikipedia:User:Irpen|Irpen]], and another admin said:
"I saw a sitting arbitrator (User:Dmcdevit) and a few [[Lie|highly respected]] admins discussing the way to get rid of a productive user (Irpen) via a 'slow administrative process that looked like arbcom to them'."[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration&diff=prev&oldid=103556143] McDevitt is lying low now, hoping it will blow over, and would appreciate your assistance in smearing further shit on his newly shitty reputation, plus as much bad publicity as possible.[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Dmcdevit&diff=104517437&oldid=104045772] He also likes [[Troll|to let disputes escalate]] [[I did it for the lulz|for the fun of it]],[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/CharlotteWebb/Evidence#The_blocking_.22spree.22_of_CharlotteWebb.27s_IPs_was_performed_by_User:Dmcdevit_with_an_automated_script][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20070617000000&limit=523&type=block&user=Dominic] but the arbcom doesn't sanction their buddies.

One of Dominic's favorite pastimes is oversighting whatever the fuck he wants because, although oversighters are supposed to follow strict policies, this is [[Truth|never done in practice]]. He also enjoys oversighting personal attacks against [[Wikipedo]]s and hiding their [[dox]].

He's from [[North Britain|Shits]]dale, [[Arizona]], and went to [[Book|Reed]] [[College]] in [[Portland]], Oregon. His little scrawny ass is now plugged deep into Jimbosocket. '''{{archive|Z4fHF}}''' {{webcite|5nLJ9GO6D}} ([http://archive.today/2013.05.06-005436/http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/hivemind.html%23223 long URL])

===Ed Poor===
[[Image:Ed Poor.JPG|thumb|Uncle Ed, the very essence of [[failure]].]]

"Uncle Ed" is perhaps the best example of a bureaucratic fuck: he does everything [[German|by the book]]. Poor works for [[ABC]] and has been quite clear that he does not want people to mention this, as ABC might find out that he is a Wikipedia-editing [[Moonie]]. Ed Poor likes to ban people for things like asking for their talk page to be unprotected. He is a disgraced ex-administrator on Wikipedia; however, he still holds sysops on Andy Schlafly's [[Conservapedia]]. His main claim to fame during his tenure as a TOW admin and bureaucrat was deleting the [[VFD]] page on Wikipedia, and crashing the [[server]] for fifteen minutes.

His abuse there got so bad that a true hero, FuelWagon, became a martyr and sacrificed himself to stop Ed Poor. This led to a big session of Arbcom (Wikipedia's [[e-court]], complete with a totalitarian-chic name). Arbcom, of course, decided that they should ban FuelWagon. However, the case drew lots of attention and Ed Poor pretended to step down out of embarrassment (some wrongly think he was desysopped, but it was by choice). However, being a sneak and [[Wikipedophile|addict]], he never really stepped down, simply continuing with another account.
In July 2008, Ed Poor [[LMAO|unsuccessfully]] [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3AEd_Poor&diff=226552368&oldid=226537746#Your_RfA_was_unsuccessful attempted] '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Ed_Poor_2|to regain}}''' his adminship powers at TOW.

[[Image:TwoMeters.png|thumb|Ed Poor's magnum opus]]
Ed Poor upon learning Harry Potter 7 spoilers, "I would NOT have wanted to know any of the points you mentioned before reading Year 7. Bad enough I found out that [[Snape kills Dumbledore]] before reading Year 6."

As a Conservapedian, Poor has hit rock bottom on TOW, desysopped as "punishment" and creating stubs so absurdly stupid even his equally stupid peers have to delete them. His work included an article titled "Two Meters", which only said [[O RLY|"Two meters is 6 feet, 6 3/4 inches"]], and a category for "Movies about football coaches with 11-year-old daughters". But his most disturbing editing relates to lewd commentaries about young girls, especially when he discusses specific scenes from movies and, guess what, [[anime]] [https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Pretty_Soldier_Sailor_Moon&diff=prev&oldid=642188]. He had his ass handed to him repeatedly by his fellow Wikipedia "loving and caring" inside gang, for daring to do [[business]] with [[Anus|Andy Schlafly]].

=== Elonka ===
[[Image:Elonka Dunin.jpg|right|thumb|Aaagh scary grandma - Elonka [[attention whore|attentionwhoring]]. ]]
'''{{wpul|Elonka|Elonka Dunin}}''' is a [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|self-important]], [[ugly|hideous]] [[hambeast]]. She uses her admin title to garner her extreme [[narcissism]] and false feelings of worth, and is in the "Top 200" editors of Wikipedia. You should be scared of Elonka. Try to imagine [[your mom]] on [[meth]] and [[coke]], and with "[[Catholic]] guilt" thrown on top. And a high-ranking assplayer in [[Jimbo]]'s Pink Sparkly Dick Factory. If that's not disturbing enough, read on.

She has written an entire '''{{wikilink|Elonka_Dunin|Wikipedia bio}}''' promoting herself, despite having done nothing notable except to be in some shit mockumentary about secret codes for a couple seconds, and self-publishing some shitty puzzle books. Her wiki page is full of [[shit no one cares about]], from where she took her vacation [[last Thursday]] to a list of every distant [[incest|relative]] in existence. She also has a useless website detailing all of her minute "accomplishments" [https://www.elonka.com/ here].

She is tagged as a "cryptographer", despite having no formal education. She has no problem comparing herself to others with actual degrees or careers in the field. Nor of writing articles about her psychotic Polish relatives, and her friends like Danah Boyd. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Elonka_2|}}'''

[[Troll]] with extreme care, as a whole mass of her disgusting, desperate [[fantard|fanbois]] will spam threats and lock your userpage.

An extreme [[feminazi]], she will become incredibly [[offended]] by using non-gender neutral terms such as "dude" or "those guys". Elonka will blame sexism when her obnoxious, [[Asperger's Syndrome|anti-social]] behavior is discussed by anyone. Despite this, she is repulsed by
[[Faggot|gays]], and is convinced that they are trying to take over the world with their anti-family agenda, starting with her Wikipedia article. (See [[WJBscribe|WJBscribe]] for examples of her batshit [[Insane|insanity]]. Boddy sucks her dick on an almost daily basis.).

Despite this terribly warped worldview, Elonka still uses her gender as a crutch and unfairly uses it to advance in life any way she can. She works at a [[video game|vidya gaem]] company, where she probably uses her vast and stanky [[vagina]] to talk the boss into not firing her for constantly fucking everything up.

To observe her in her natural habitat, simply go to a local [[Convention|convention]] and watch her get sloppily drunk while wearing a disgustingly short leather miniskirt as she tries to fuck some unfortunate [[jailbait|college boys]]. Note that they are all young enough to be her [[Pedophilia|grandson]]. Regular attendees have made this into an inside joke, while others look on in sincere pity. For obvious reasons, she is 51 and still single.

===Gamaliel===
[[Image:Gamaliel.jpg|right|thumb|proby got even fatter since this was taken]]
Oh, the stinking, shit-and-fly encrusted lulz that Rob '''{{wpul|Gamaliel}}''' Fernandez has brought us over the years. The pudgy little gummy-bear-swallowing prick, a loser from the University of South Florida, has been embedded in Wikipedia for so long that his genitals have turned to dust. He showed up in 2004 and started "gnome" work and removing vandalism. And started showing off his massive swollen ego.
{{squote|I wrote the book of love. Really.|[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gamaliel&oldid=2430787]}}
And few other Wikipedia admins can claim to have been dragged into an arbitration in 2004, before he was even made an admin. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Rex071404/Evidence#Attacks_on_Gamaliel|}}''' It was good for Rob, because he discovered he could shit on right-wing WP editors freely and the others would [[queef|protect]] him. Right from the '''{{wptl|Gamaliel/Archive_1|first archive}}''' of his talkpage, it was obvious that Rob was there to fuck with people.

*Lulzy: in 2005 he fought with various people over John F. Kennedy assassination conspiracies. He took the same line as debunker [https://www.prouty.org/mcadams/ John McAdams], despite McAdams' right-wing politics. Didn't matter, Rob wanted to destroy people. [https://www.kennedysandking.com/john-f-kennedy-articles/john-mcadams-and-the-siege-of-chicago-part-2] A LOT of enemies were made for Rob this way. Nothing drives Rob into a faggy frenzy like conspiracies, right-wing dicksnots like [[Michael Savage]], or talk about the Skull And Bones club.
*Lulzy: also in 2005, he supported shrieking ultra-cunt [[SlimVirgin]] and tinyfuck [[Chip Berlet]] in disputes over [[Lyndon LaRouche]], [http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia Fletcher Prouty] '''{{archive|iSSWY}}''', and various other people Fatty Buttplug Berlet didn't like. You can thank/blame Rob for some of the bullshit Wikipedia did to [[Daniel Brandt]] over the years, since Berlet has special venom for Brandt.
*Lulzy: despite being a law-and-order liberal science nerd, Gamaliel is the primary supporter of Wikipedia editor/'''{{blog|goethean|crackpot}}''' Scott '''{{wpul|Goethean}}''' Zimmerle in a long list of disputes. Zimmerle is obsessed, hell he's ''in love'', with one of the most pathetically lame American "mystics" of all time, whiny old hippie '''{{wikilink|Ken_Wilber|Ken Wilber}}'''. Insert anything of a negative nature into a Wilber-related article, and Goethean will instantly revert it, followed by Gamaliel blocking your account and disabling your ability to complain. No matter how well-sourced your information is, it is NOT ALLOWED to point out the weaknesses of Ken Wilber on Wikipedia. Nice to have a slave clitoris on your side, isn't it Scott? Give it a kiss.
*Lulzy: Rob got into the Gamergate bullshit and fought with people right and left. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Wikipedia_Signpost/2015-03-11/In_the_media#Gamergate.3B_a_Wiki_hoax.3B_Kanye_West|}}'''[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?oldid=718046996#Arbitration_motion_restricting_Gamaliel]'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/GamerGate|}}''' Since he'd managed to get himself assigned to run the '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:General_sanctions/Gamergate|"general sanctions"}}''' page for the GG arbitration, this gave him a chance to shit on people he'd been fighting with.
*EXTREME Lulzy: Rob '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2013/Candidates/Gamaliel/Statement|ran for Arbcom}}''' in 2013, and lost by just a hair. Because people don't like him. He ran again in 2015 and '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2015#Results|won by a hair}}'''. And a few months later he was pulled into one of the '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Gamaliel_and_others|ugliest arbitrations in history}}'''. Surrendered his arbitrator seat and other powerz. He had already disappeared on 14 April 2016 after fighting with a lot of people over stupid shit. Lol to the nth power.
*Extra lulz: when a Wikipedia article was created about ED's [[Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015]] game, it was quickly put up for deletion. Rob showed up and said:
{{squote|"Keep due to news coverage and inherent situational hilarity. Gamaliel (talk) 23:58, 16 February 2015 (UTC)" }}

*[[Last Thursday]], Gamaliel gave up his position as an arbitrator during a '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Gamaliel_and_others|humiliating ArbCom case}}''' which focused on him, while he sat on the committee. In order to allow their colleague to save face, Gamaliel was allowed to retain his sysop bit if he stepped down from ArbCom and resigned his position with Wikimedia DC, a WMF "local chapter" for the DC area. The only problem is that he lied to Doug Weller about resigning from WMDC and still is listed as a board member despite living and working in Florida as a librarian.

=== James Heilman ===
[[File:This is what a circumphile looks like.jpg|thumb|This is what a circumphile looks like.]]
James Heilman, known under the alias Doc James, is a circumphile who wants anything negative about [[circumcision|the cutting of the foremost part of the male reproductive organ]] to be kept out of Wikipedia in a desparate attempt to inflate his confidence that was hurt by his own circumcision.

James Heilman secretly wishes he had a [[foreskin]]. Because he doesn't, he dedicated himself to making the foreskin appear as negatively as possible on Wikipedia. As the saying goes, people hate what they can't have.

He promotes the fraudulent studies by his circumphile buddy Brian J. Morris while trying to keep Morris' name out of the article so people don't begin to notice.<ref>[http://archive.today/2021.05.08-004141/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&diff=next&oldid=704870394&diffonly=1 Circumcision: Difference between revisions - Wikipedia (14 February 2016)] '''{{archive|BCKG7}}'''</ref>

=== JJMC89 ===
JJMC89, also known as Sir J. J. McDonalds 89, thinks of himself as above other administrators. He is bothered by another administrator daring to undelete a page deleted by him without his express consent.<ref>'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia_talk:Requests_for_undeletion/Archive_4|Wikipedia talk:Requests for undeletion/Archive 4 - Wikipedia}}''' - ''"I certainly would object to someone undeleting something I G5'd without discussing it with me first."'' - JJMC89</ref> He occasionally passes by the requests for undeletion for the sole purpose of throwing all requests for pages deleted under the "G5" criterium out of the window.<ref>[http://archive.today/2023.10.09-184849/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=%22JJMC89%22+%22this+page+was+deleted+in+accordance+with+criterion+for+speedy+deletion+G5%22&prefix=Wikipedia:Requests_for_undeletion/&title=Special:Search&profile=advanced&fulltext=1&ns0=1 search] '''{{archive|wpE0U}}'''</ref> The G5 policy allows the deletion of pages written by someone disliked by an administrator, even if the page is of good quality.

In 2022, JJMC89 attempted to become an English Wikipedia CheckUser while being an Ombudsperson, the group which is supposed to hold CheckUsers accountable, at the same time. [[sarcasm|Definitely not power-hungry]].<ref>'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee/CheckUser_and_Oversight/2022_CUOS_appointments#JJMC89|Wikipedia:Arbitration Committee/CheckUser and Oversight/2022 CUOS appointments - Wikipedia § JJMC89}}'''</ref>

===Juliancolton===
[[File:Julian Colton Diamond.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]
Juliancolton (RL Julian Colton Diamond) is the little man-boy who sucks everyone's dick, even though he claims to be asexual.<ref>'''{{wpul|Juliancolton|User:Juliancolton - Wikipedia}}''' - see top icon </ref> Showed up at age 12, and was showed off as a "mature Wikipediot", then needed three tries to become an admin. At 17 he blocked [[sex|a TOW admin]]. He currently lives in New York and attends Millbrook High School after being homeschooled by his parents. Hurricanes and military history (and deleting things) make him all moist inside. Otherwise, nobody home; he's an empty suit.

*'''{{wpul|Juliancolton|Juliancolton's Wikipedia user page}}'''.
*[mailto:Juliancolton2@yahoo.com drop him an email]
*'''{{twitter|juliancd38|follow him on twitter}}'''

===Liz===
[[File:Wikipediaadministratorliz.jpg|frameless|100px|right]]
Is it a lizard or a manlady? Hard to know.

[[File:The proudest achievement in the miserable life of W-admin Liz.png|thumb|100px|The proudest achievement in the miserable life of Wikipedia administratress Liz. ]]
In October 2021, Liz has wiped hundreds of valid geographical articles off the face of planet Wikipedia because - oh dear - the person who wrote it happens to have been blocked in 2018 over a minor incident. Three years earlier.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log/delete/Liz?offset=20211027&limit=500 Deletion log of Liz (October 26th, 2021)]</ref>

For this amazing contribution to society, people will [[Not|sorely]] miss Liz when she is gone.

===Orangemike===
We tell people how fucking stupid and insane '''{{wpul|Orangemike|Mike Lowrey}}''' is, and they don't believe us. Unquestionably he's one of the worst administrators in the history of Jimbo Mimbo's Dick Inflation shoppe. No question of it. Mike only wears orange clothes. He smells bad, forgetting to wash regularly because he's too busy being a sci-fi fan. He's so left-wing he's incoherent (yes, he claims to be both a Wobblie and a Quaker). You name it and he's abused it. We can't even begin to list all his petty fuckups, so this selection will have to do.
[[image:OrangeMikeAtCampusTraining.jpg|right|thumb|if you saw this coming at you in the woods, you'd call the cops]]
#Dirty tricks were used to push through his adminship in 2007. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Orangemike|}}'''
#Used Wikipedia to promote his favorite Milwaukee bookstore, and fought off anyone who thought it was a "COI" issue. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Renaissance_Books&diff=106734296&oldid=101137240][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Renaissance_Books&oldid=50524380]
#But hates "paid" and "COI" editors with insane lust. Criticising him will get you banned, regardless how right you may be. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Contextflexed&action=edit] If your username even vaguely resembles that of a business, Mike will hardblock it with no explanation, and scream at you if you try to ask for unblocking.
#[[Durova]] tried to use an official WMF podcast to show the process of creating a new Wikipedia article. Right in the middle of the podcast, fuckhead Mike deleted it. '''{{archive|8zLtK}}'''
#Mike doesn't like anything that might even suggest conspiracies. '''{{archive|VK6g4}}'''
#Ask the user '''{{wpul|TuftsWebComm}}''' about Mike.
#A porn star [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Editor_assistance/Requests&diff=prev&oldid=371019769 politely requested] that some unsourced defamation be removed from his Wikipedia bio. Mike blocked him forever. Attempts to delete the article cause Mike to crawl out of his fetid dungeon and scream "KEEP".
#He improperly deleted the article about Escondido (CA) city council member Olga Diaz, and got his ass news-media coverage. '''{{archive|klLFJ}}''' It was later '''{{wikilink|Olga_Diaz|recreated}}''' by [[Fred Bauder]], over Mike's objections.
#Editor Cla68 put a joke offer to edit for pay on his userpage. Mike shrieked for his head, and was ignored. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive749#User:Cla68_advertising_his_services_as_a_paid_Wikipedia_editor|}}'''
#An openly-announced attempt to rewrite the poor article about the "Cracker Barrel" restaurant chain attracted screams of rage from Mike, apparently because he doesn't like the company. '''{{wikilink|Talk:Cracker_Barrel/Archive_2#Why_I_replaced_the_COI_tag|}}''' He failed, okay?
#A paid editor declared his COI and politely asked how to replace an old article about his employer. Mike blocked the account in a manner intended to keep him off Wikipedia permanently. [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=311]

Mike is an embarrassment. But they won't get rid of his ass. Conclusion, Wikipedia is too corrupt to save.
*'''{{ljuser|orangemike|Livejournal}}'''
*'''{{archive|vg1xL|Vanity website}}'''

===Uncle G===
[[image:Ralph s.PNG|right|thumb|creepy!]]
'''{{wpul|Uncle_G|Uncle G}}''', aka "Lucky 6.9", aka "[[PMDrive1061]]", aka [[Ralph Squillace]], is a [[Wikipedia]] [[Bureaucratic Fuck|administrator]] who has been around for [[at least 100 years|a fucking long time]]. He is [[Notability|notable]] because even though he is an administrator, he has no user page, in fact refuses to create one. This [[Angry_German_Kid|pissed off]] a bunch of people when he nominated himself for consideration as administrator, resulting in great [[lulz]] in the voting process. He spent months sucking up to [[Jimbo Wales]], and still screwed up.

From his '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Uncle_G|first failed RFA}}''':
<blockquote>'''VERY strongly oppose'''. Clearly Uncle G doesn't accept community consensus, because he still refuses to create a userpage. To us, the arrogance of not listening to the community is worse than not having a userpage. And, in turn, it's not the lack of a userpage that bothers me as much as the red link and its implications on Recent Changes, votes, polls, and other such things. It's disruptive and it wastes everyone's time. '''{{wikilink|WP:POINT|We're here to build an encylopedia and be part of a wiki community, not to make an ideological point}}'''. If Uncle G simply redirects his userpage to his user talk page, then I would support.</blockquote>

<blockquote>'''Oppose'''. It's fine for editors to contribute without a user page, but it's not fine for admins. It rather seems like a policeman or any other official insisting on performing the job without wearing a uniform to identify himself properly. Uncle G needs '''neither''' user page '''nor''' adminship to continue his great work.</blockquote>

A [[butthurt]] Uncle G bleated in response that "it is a false inference that anonymity implies bad faith, on the grounds that anonymous users make thousands of good faith edits to Wikipedia every day." Considering the hilarious anonymous [[vandal]]ism that Uncle G's userpage has gotten, this was an extremely lulzy comment.[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=43546795][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=97881775]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=102703181][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=43832692]

Unkle's first administrator nomination resulted in a stalemate because the [[asshole|vote-counters]] couldn't make up their virgin minds, resulting in a second vote, which Unkle won, [[Florida]]-style.'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Uncle_G_2|}}'''

'''[http://archive.today/2015.03.04-220223/http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=24813&st=0&p=177887&%23entry177887 Exact quote]''' '''{{archive|0Zous#41.6%}}''': "He's a fucking idiot who obsesses over the stupidest things, refuses to admit he makes mistakes, harasses everyone who disagrees with him, and contributes absolutely nothing of value to Wikipedia."

Græt lulz-generating [[drama]] later resulted when Uncle G unilaterally handed down from [[Jew|Mount Sinai]], amid [[buttsecks|thunder and lightning]], a manifesto on [[notability]].'''{{wikilink|User:Uncle_G/On_notability|}}''' Uncle G claims that in order to be notable, something must be "non-trivial", a truly lulzy statement considering that 99% of Wikipedia is [[shit|crap]] about [[video game]]s, [[pedophilia]], [[otaku|anime]], and [[sex]] positions.

Unkle's pronouncement was promptly listed by some [[troll]] for [[VFD|deletion]], who then suddenly realized that a user-page essay was not the usual [[crap|Wikicrap]] to be mercilessly deleted. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/User:Uncle_G/On_notability|}}'''

Trolls cruelly struck a second time, putting Unkle up on Requests for comment '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Uncle_G|}}''' because of that annoying userpage thing. This time, the troll was the one who got [[pwn3d|butthurt]]. He also loves to disappear famous people who edit their own WP bios. [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=540]

==Trust and Safety Team==
After years of criticism over their handling of pedos on Wikipedia, the [[Wikimedia Foundation]] has followed the lead of such luminaries as Twitter and YouTube by setting up a "Trust and Safety Team" whose job it is to do [[damage control]] when pedos and psychopaths are discovered on Wikipedia. This by itself is unremarkable, except for the fact that one of the idiots they have selected for this role is none other than [[Fluffernutter]], world famous for her sexually violent remarks in WP:IRC, and for screwing anyone with a sysop bit and for marrying an arbitrator, Courcelles. In addition to this hilariously inappropriate selection for their elite team of "safety" experts, they have also added [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Kalliope_%28WMF%29 Kalliope Tsouroupidou] and [https://foundation.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Rdicerb_%28WMF%29 Rachel diCerbo], two women who [https://www.opencouchsurfing.org/2011/03/12/unprofessional-couchsurfing-safety-team/ covered for] their rapey BFF when they worked for Couchsurfing.com.
The AIDS coming from the Foundation has now infected at least two other sites: In July 2016, Foundation lawyer and general failure Geoff Brigham, got a schweet gig at YouTube's "trust and safety" team, and Philippe Beaudette left the Foundation for health reasons. Reasons which disappeared when offered a job with Reddit's trust and safety team.

Beaudette was replaced by someone Even Worse: '''{{wpul|Jalexander-WMF|James Alexander}}''', a fat chupa-chode [[sperg]] from Rochester NY. His job is to cover up Wikimedia legal problems, and maintain the [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/List_of_globally_banned_users "global ban list"]. A place where he can piss on anyone he doesn't like. ''And he does.'' With a big smile. One of the people he banned till the heat-death of the universe was Jake Christie, a journalist who has ''never edited Wikipedia at all'' and is mostly famous for his '''{{blog|wikipedia-sucks-badly|anti-Wiki blog}}'''. If you're stupid enough to edit the wiki, don't forget to say hello to Alexander's pathetic sock account '''{{wpul|Begoon|Begoon!}}'''

==See also==
*[[He does it for free]]
*[[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]
*[[Requests for adminship]]
*[[Milgram experiment]]
*[[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins]]
*[[Username Bans]]

==External Links==
*{{webcite|5lXiLbpuV|Archive of Brandt's original 2005 "Hivemind" list}}
*{{webcite|5nLJ9GO6D|Archive of Brandt's last "Hivemind", 2010}}
*{{webcite|5OTJLLIBT|Archive of 2007 "Hivemind"}}

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AVotes_for_deletion%2FNick_Gabrichidze&diff=15129735&oldid=15129710 A Vee-Ef-Dee edit] where he proudly proclaims himself a "bureaucratic fuck."
*They talk about this shit all the time on [https://wikipediocracy.com/ Wikipediocracy].

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Bureaucratic Fuck

2024-08-02T01:05:52Z

Antandrus DAVID: /* The admins */

:''See the [[Portal:Wikipedia|Wikipedia Portal]] for coverage of certain Wikipedia insider freaks. For those cast out of the bureacracy, see [[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]]''

[[Image:Bureau.jpg|thumb|Those holes are not for [[fuck]]ing.]]

A '''Bureaucratic Fuck''' is a wiki guy or shemale who tries to keep things in order when those things do not inherently tend toward order (for example, [[real world|the entirety of the known universe]]). Females cannot be bureaucratic fucks. They can, however, be [[bitch]]es. As [[lies|ED believes in gender equality]] they will be included on this page as well.

An excellent place to observe bureaucratic fucks without actually having to follow their orders is [[Wikipedia]]. Fucks tend to be vandalism patrollers; patrollers who get sick thrills from blocking people (often for no reason at all); "robot gnome" editors who are hopelessly OCD; and socializers who do no actual work on the database at all, they just hang around and take credit for things. Watch as they oppress the masses with their petty rules and stultifying, meaningless protocols [[He does it for free|without earning a single cent]]. The king of the Bureaucratic Fucks, and the facilitator of all the others, is the Supreme Pussy-Muncher Overlord of Wikipedia, [[Jimbo Wales]]. It is in him that all Wikipedians find their true calling. All hail, Lord of the [[NPOV]]! [[Nazi|HEIL! HEIL!]] Srsly.

Wikipedia is a top-10 destination on the [[Sick fuck|internets]] and ends up in the top 10 of way too many [[Google]] searches. In the real world, some degree of responsibility and accountability would be demanded of such a massive organization (like Enron -- there has to be someone to sue! There has to be a hole to stick your wiener into!). Unfortunately, not so in the case of the Wikipedofucks.

There are good, honest people with admin powers on WP. It wants to be a corrupt joke, but in the past it always had enough content workers and decent admins to more-or-less balance out the lunatics and the antisocial pricks. Unfortunately, many of them are leaving in disgust, thus increasing the powerz of the worst ones. And causing the encyclopedia content to get both longer and less readable.

This list only mentions ACTIVE [[smegma|Wiki-bastards]]. For info on the ones who quit or were tossed out, see [[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]].

==The admins==
[[Image:Wikipedia admins.jpg|thumb|left|Behold, those wasted wikipedos with the [[maturity]] and life skills must pass judgment on others.]][[Image:Crossdressing_Cat_Raper.jpg|thumb|right|And banging cats is what [[wikipedos]] (wikihomopedoidiots) do when they're not banning your fat ass.]]
The average age of a [[Wikipedia admin]] is [[Teenager|13]]. Average penis length: 1.2 inches. And that, buddy, is skewed upwards by the presence of a [[Sick fuck|handful of degenerates]] whose only social outlet is their band of fellow children. Yes, '''the world's fifth-largest website is run by cliquey kids and the pedos who prey on them!''' As one would expect, leaving day-to-day operations to a bunch of greasy-palmed kids and fat pervs is a recipe for full-scale cocksucking faggotry. Imagine the biggest losers and social misfits from high school -- [[Sceptre|the hormonal angst]], [[Tawker|the zit cases]], [[Linuxbeak|the dateless geeks]], the [[Cyde|fatties]] and dorks -- and ponder their collective teeny-angst and [[Cutting|anger]]. Now give them the power to run a massive online community and create their own governance with no oversight. When even nominal editing on Wikipedia results in user flame wars that bring in heavy-handed "administrator" attention, the question potential wiki-users should ask themselves is, ''Do I really want my knowledge, even my person, to be judged, juried, and executed by Piggy, Roger and Jack with his choirboys?'' (That's a ''Lord of the Flies'' reference. Look it up. Or watch the movie, which was [[Shit|pretty cool]], too.)

Wikipedia is like a giant blackboard in a [[university]]. Actual instructors use it to write actual information at a few certain times, and the rest of the [[Lie|24 hours]] the blackboard is scribbled on by stupid, incompetent graffiti artists -- who also happen to run the university.

The [[Wikimedia Foundation]] is just peachy with this jacked-up state of affairs, going so far as to ''brag'' about it. As [[John Seigenthaler]] and various others have found out, they believe themselves immune to legal threats. As a non-profit, they have no assets (although Jimmy Wales has a collection of broke-ass sports cars). While they claim immunity as an ''"[http://writ.news.findlaw.com/ramasastry/20051212.html Internet Host]"'' '''{{archive|nbR0}}''', some would argue that the [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=5641 foundation's structure makes them liable as publishers] '''{{archive|bQfTE}}'''. The next step would be to pass the buck to their contributors and operations, who are suit-immune minors or [[anonymous]].

==Magical Hall Of Fame==
The really speshul snowflakes of Jimboland get their own articles on ED.

Finding open criticism of their dirty tricks on WMF servers is almost impossible, because '''Wikipedia is censored''', asshole. Every person/thing in this list has repeatedly abused other editors, violated Wikipedia's shit-assed "[[Nazi|rules]]" repeatedly, and in some cases rewrote those "rules" to suit themselves (a notorious example being Slim's rewriting of the Notability requirements). Wiki is a goddamn freak show, they are scum, and they close ranks to protect one another. See how easy that is?

*[[Acalamari]] aagh
*[[Angela Beesley]] please com back and ruin some more stuff!
*[[Chillum]] 420, maaan
*[[Cyde]] ASPIE WARNING
*[[David Gerard]] (blaaaggghhh)
*[[Fred Bauder]] disbarred attorney FROM HELL
*[[Fluffernutter]] fat <s>IBM employee</s> now [[Wikipedia:User:Kbrown (WMF)|employed by the Wikimedia Foundation]]
*[[FT2]] DOG PENIS
*[[Molly White]] liek gorilla
*[[Gwen Gale]] nutso lesbo
*[[Hipocrite]] don't blame him, he's Serbian
*[[Ironholds]] needs moar dicks shoved in his face
*[[Jayjg]] Heeb From Hell
*[[Jdforrester]] ate the Queen whole
*[[Jehochman]] SEO expert using WP as an SEO source
*[[Jéské Couriano]] ASPIE WARNING
*[[JzG]] he wants to ride his bicycle
*[[Krimpet]] is NOT a boy
*'''{{fandomlink|nfs|User:LeMansRacer|Need for Speed Wikia's LeMansRacer}}''' Ban: Infinite / Reason: "Disruptive Editing" (WTF?)
*[[Mark Pellegrini]] and his 10 bowling balls
*[[Masem]] IS A BRONY!!
*[[MONGO]] IS A PUKE!!
*[[MuZemike]] asshole
*[[NawlinWiki]] super-asshole and obsessed with having sex with [[Grawp]]
*[[Ryan Postlethwaite]] is a chav
*[[Sam Blacketer]] is a [[ghey]] political doodlebug
*[[SlimVirgin]] is just plain scary
*[[Thatcher]] almost forgotten
*[[Tiptoety]] fake cop
*[[The Cavalry]] ha ha ha
*[[Ulf Larsen]] - [[Oldfag]] [[Norwegian]] sex-pest
*[[WJBscribe]] Double ha ha ha
*[[Werdna]] meh
*[[Wikipedia IRC Bouncers]] faggotry supreme

*Extra-special mention for [[Erik Möller]], (ex) Wikimedia Deputy Director. Fuck you with a chainsaw, Erik. They pay (oops ''paid'' lol) him a ''six-figure salary'' to fuck things up.
*And don't forget [[Essjay]]. That was when Wikipedia started its slow decline.

==[[Centipedes|Bureaucratic fucks? In my ED?]]==
ED is not [[TOW]], although new users often expect strange and alien [[TOW]] concepts like ''respect'' ''natural justice'', and ''human rights'' when they get here. While on [[TOW]] these mechanisms are in place to ensure fairness and equity, on ED they exist largely to foster such abuse, generating further lulz at the expense of hapless victims, including locking their talk pages after banning them, then sodomizing their [[FT2|dogs]]. To further assist in milking the [[lolcow]], [[ED:ARBCHAT]] was created. Some poor fools would like to think this is their ticket to salvation and a return to the loving embrace of the greater ED community, but really it is just another heartbreakingly macabre circus ring for the cadaverous and hideous net-denizens that tyrannically rule ED to lighten their unbeating and blackened hearts with drama, like an ocean trying to warm itself around a candle. And you love it.

For an example of all this in action, see [[Strwbrri_shrtck/Chatlog|this transcript of a shocking, Stalinesque arbchat show trial, conducted purely for purposes of propaganda, persecution of class enemies, and lulz]]. Or just shrug it off as [[tl;dr]] and skip below to some much lulzier profiles of the bureaucratic fucks over at Wikipedantry.

==Roll call!!==
Below are some less-important fucks. They don't deserve their own separate articles, because it is lulzier if we disregard their "valuable contributions" to Wikipedia. Cue recorded laughter.

=== Bbb23 ===
Bbb23 is a rude as hell wikinigger who has his own article now! Go read it: {{main|Bbb23}}

=== Bsadowski1 ===
[[File:Jimbofan.PNG|thumb|right|A previous version of Brian's userpage, before he was informed on how creepy this was.]]
'''{{wpul|Bsadowski1}}''' ([[IRL Powerword]] Brian Sadowski) was a 20-year-old high school dropout from Chicago, who, like Bongwarrior, spent all day reverting vandalism and smoking pot instead of getting a job. His extreme obsessive compulsive behaviors are what truly distinguish himself from other admins. These include:
#Never sleeping, seriously he never gets off.
#Stalking edits on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|non-Wikimedia wikis]].
#Extreme recent changes patrol on ALL WIKIS (even the ones nobody edits anyway).

He has also been known as a major [[lolcow]], as he attempts to negotiate with long term [[Vandal|vandals]] in every way possible. He has gone as far as to [[No life|spend days tracking down potential sockpuppets]] of well known vandals. It should be noted that he has never made any meaningful contributions, rather his account (which has been active since 2004) has done nothing but revert vandalism and fix spelling errors.

{{Quote|<Brian_S> Just fuck off okay?|Bsadowski1, insulting a troubled editor rather than helping him.}}

No surprise, he's been doing very little work on WP in recent years. No fun!

=== Doug Weller ===
[[image:Wikipediaadmindougweller.png|right]]
'''{{wpul|Doug_Weller|Doug Weller}}''' is an ''old'', creaky, unrepentant Wikipedia administrator/crapmonkey from the UK. He's mainly interested in archaeology and anthropology. Despite not actually having a [[bullshit|college degree]]. Ask any actual qualified archaeologist with a professional interest in the history of the Middle East about Doug. He's been trolling [[Usenet]] on the subject for more than 20 years, and left a trail of ruined careers and furious "actual experts" in his wake. (He claims he "dropped out of Yale" as if we were supposed to give him extra credit for failing.) On his user page, Doug tells us "he's number #190 in the list of most active wikipedians". Doug's flaws don't stop there - he's also a bitter old Lefty. Doug doesn't particularly like his own country or culture, and he uses wikipedia to express that attitude. While wikipedia has brought Douglas more 3rd-World friends, he's put a lot of people [[raep|offside]].

Douglas lives in South Normanton, Derbyshire with his wife Helen. Their [http://www.quiltersguild.org.uk/events/view/derbyshire-area-day contact details can be found here] '''{{archive|RAJSH}}'''.

=== Dmcdevit ===
[[Image:Dominic McDevitt-Parks.jpg|thumb|Dominic looking cool in his new [[Glasses Teenager|glasses]].]]
'''{{wpul|Dmcdevit}}''' (now renamed to '''{{wpul|Dominic}}''', magic word Dominic McDevitt-Parks) is a 22-year-old checkuser, [[oversight]]er, and former [[Internet court|arbitrator]] who talks on-wiki in the dully dulcet tones of a 45-year-old hippie burnout transcendental meditation counselor — but schemes behind everyone's back like a fat 8th grade girl with [[no friends]]. He is at the center of the recent TOW — genius! — discovery that admins are mean, bored, and conspire to fuck people over on the TOW admin IRC channel. No names were named until… McDevitt failed to cut himself out of an arbcom case involving [[Wikipedia:User:Irpen|Irpen]], and another admin said:
"I saw a sitting arbitrator (User:Dmcdevit) and a few [[Lie|highly respected]] admins discussing the way to get rid of a productive user (Irpen) via a 'slow administrative process that looked like arbcom to them'."[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration&diff=prev&oldid=103556143] McDevitt is lying low now, hoping it will blow over, and would appreciate your assistance in smearing further shit on his newly shitty reputation, plus as much bad publicity as possible.[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Dmcdevit&diff=104517437&oldid=104045772] He also likes [[Troll|to let disputes escalate]] [[I did it for the lulz|for the fun of it]],[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/CharlotteWebb/Evidence#The_blocking_.22spree.22_of_CharlotteWebb.27s_IPs_was_performed_by_User:Dmcdevit_with_an_automated_script][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20070617000000&limit=523&type=block&user=Dominic] but the arbcom doesn't sanction their buddies.

One of Dominic's favorite pastimes is oversighting whatever the fuck he wants because, although oversighters are supposed to follow strict policies, this is [[Truth|never done in practice]]. He also enjoys oversighting personal attacks against [[Wikipedo]]s and hiding their [[dox]].

He's from [[North Britain|Shits]]dale, [[Arizona]], and went to [[Book|Reed]] [[College]] in [[Portland]], Oregon. His little scrawny ass is now plugged deep into Jimbosocket. '''{{archive|Z4fHF}}''' {{webcite|5nLJ9GO6D}} ([http://archive.today/2013.05.06-005436/http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/hivemind.html%23223 long URL])

===Ed Poor===
[[Image:Ed Poor.JPG|thumb|Uncle Ed, the very essence of [[failure]].]]

"Uncle Ed" is perhaps the best example of a bureaucratic fuck: he does everything [[German|by the book]]. Poor works for [[ABC]] and has been quite clear that he does not want people to mention this, as ABC might find out that he is a Wikipedia-editing [[Moonie]]. Ed Poor likes to ban people for things like asking for their talk page to be unprotected. He is a disgraced ex-administrator on Wikipedia; however, he still holds sysops on Andy Schlafly's [[Conservapedia]]. His main claim to fame during his tenure as a TOW admin and bureaucrat was deleting the [[VFD]] page on Wikipedia, and crashing the [[server]] for fifteen minutes.

His abuse there got so bad that a true hero, FuelWagon, became a martyr and sacrificed himself to stop Ed Poor. This led to a big session of Arbcom (Wikipedia's [[e-court]], complete with a totalitarian-chic name). Arbcom, of course, decided that they should ban FuelWagon. However, the case drew lots of attention and Ed Poor pretended to step down out of embarrassment (some wrongly think he was desysopped, but it was by choice). However, being a sneak and [[Wikipedophile|addict]], he never really stepped down, simply continuing with another account.
In July 2008, Ed Poor [[LMAO|unsuccessfully]] [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3AEd_Poor&diff=226552368&oldid=226537746#Your_RfA_was_unsuccessful attempted] '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Ed_Poor_2|to regain}}''' his adminship powers at TOW.

[[Image:TwoMeters.png|thumb|Ed Poor's magnum opus]]
Ed Poor upon learning Harry Potter 7 spoilers, "I would NOT have wanted to know any of the points you mentioned before reading Year 7. Bad enough I found out that [[Snape kills Dumbledore]] before reading Year 6."

As a Conservapedian, Poor has hit rock bottom on TOW, desysopped as "punishment" and creating stubs so absurdly stupid even his equally stupid peers have to delete them. His work included an article titled "Two Meters", which only said [[O RLY|"Two meters is 6 feet, 6 3/4 inches"]], and a category for "Movies about football coaches with 11-year-old daughters". But his most disturbing editing relates to lewd commentaries about young girls, especially when he discusses specific scenes from movies and, guess what, [[anime]] [https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Pretty_Soldier_Sailor_Moon&diff=prev&oldid=642188]. He had his ass handed to him repeatedly by his fellow Wikipedia "loving and caring" inside gang, for daring to do [[business]] with [[Anus|Andy Schlafly]].

=== Elonka ===
[[Image:Elonka Dunin.jpg|right|thumb|Aaagh scary grandma - Elonka [[attention whore|attentionwhoring]]. ]]
'''{{wpul|Elonka|Elonka Dunin}}''' is a [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|self-important]], [[ugly|hideous]] [[hambeast]]. She uses her admin title to garner her extreme [[narcissism]] and false feelings of worth, and is in the "Top 200" editors of Wikipedia. You should be scared of Elonka. Try to imagine [[your mom]] on [[meth]] and [[coke]], and with "[[Catholic]] guilt" thrown on top. And a high-ranking assplayer in [[Jimbo]]'s Pink Sparkly Dick Factory. If that's not disturbing enough, read on.

She has written an entire '''{{wikilink|Elonka_Dunin|Wikipedia bio}}''' promoting herself, despite having done nothing notable except to be in some shit mockumentary about secret codes for a couple seconds, and self-publishing some shitty puzzle books. Her wiki page is full of [[shit no one cares about]], from where she took her vacation [[last Thursday]] to a list of every distant [[incest|relative]] in existence. She also has a useless website detailing all of her minute "accomplishments" [https://www.elonka.com/ here].

She is tagged as a "cryptographer", despite having no formal education. She has no problem comparing herself to others with actual degrees or careers in the field. Nor of writing articles about her psychotic Polish relatives, and her friends like Danah Boyd. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Elonka_2|}}'''

[[Troll]] with extreme care, as a whole mass of her disgusting, desperate [[fantard|fanbois]] will spam threats and lock your userpage.

An extreme [[feminazi]], she will become incredibly [[offended]] by using non-gender neutral terms such as "dude" or "those guys". Elonka will blame sexism when her obnoxious, [[Asperger's Syndrome|anti-social]] behavior is discussed by anyone. Despite this, she is repulsed by
[[Faggot|gays]], and is convinced that they are trying to take over the world with their anti-family agenda, starting with her Wikipedia article. (See [[WJBscribe|WJBscribe]] for examples of her batshit [[Insane|insanity]]. Boddy sucks her dick on an almost daily basis.).

Despite this terribly warped worldview, Elonka still uses her gender as a crutch and unfairly uses it to advance in life any way she can. She works at a [[video game|vidya gaem]] company, where she probably uses her vast and stanky [[vagina]] to talk the boss into not firing her for constantly fucking everything up.

To observe her in her natural habitat, simply go to a local [[Convention|convention]] and watch her get sloppily drunk while wearing a disgustingly short leather miniskirt as she tries to fuck some unfortunate [[jailbait|college boys]]. Note that they are all young enough to be her [[Pedophilia|grandson]]. Regular attendees have made this into an inside joke, while others look on in sincere pity. For obvious reasons, she is 51 and still single.

===Gamaliel===
[[Image:Gamaliel.jpg|right|thumb|proby got even fatter since this was taken]]
Oh, the stinking, shit-and-fly encrusted lulz that Rob '''{{wpul|Gamaliel}}''' Fernandez has brought us over the years. The pudgy little gummy-bear-swallowing prick, a loser from the University of South Florida, has been embedded in Wikipedia for so long that his genitals have turned to dust. He showed up in 2004 and started "gnome" work and removing vandalism. And started showing off his massive swollen ego.
{{squote|I wrote the book of love. Really.|[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gamaliel&oldid=2430787]}}
And few other Wikipedia admins can claim to have been dragged into an arbitration in 2004, before he was even made an admin. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Rex071404/Evidence#Attacks_on_Gamaliel|}}''' It was good for Rob, because he discovered he could shit on right-wing WP editors freely and the others would [[queef|protect]] him. Right from the '''{{wptl|Gamaliel/Archive_1|first archive}}''' of his talkpage, it was obvious that Rob was there to fuck with people.

*Lulzy: in 2005 he fought with various people over John F. Kennedy assassination conspiracies. He took the same line as debunker [https://www.prouty.org/mcadams/ John McAdams], despite McAdams' right-wing politics. Didn't matter, Rob wanted to destroy people. [https://www.kennedysandking.com/john-f-kennedy-articles/john-mcadams-and-the-siege-of-chicago-part-2] A LOT of enemies were made for Rob this way. Nothing drives Rob into a faggy frenzy like conspiracies, right-wing dicksnots like [[Michael Savage]], or talk about the Skull And Bones club.
*Lulzy: also in 2005, he supported shrieking ultra-cunt [[SlimVirgin]] and tinyfuck [[Chip Berlet]] in disputes over [[Lyndon LaRouche]], [http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia Fletcher Prouty] '''{{archive|iSSWY}}''', and various other people Fatty Buttplug Berlet didn't like. You can thank/blame Rob for some of the bullshit Wikipedia did to [[Daniel Brandt]] over the years, since Berlet has special venom for Brandt.
*Lulzy: despite being a law-and-order liberal science nerd, Gamaliel is the primary supporter of Wikipedia editor/'''{{blog|goethean|crackpot}}''' Scott '''{{wpul|Goethean}}''' Zimmerle in a long list of disputes. Zimmerle is obsessed, hell he's ''in love'', with one of the most pathetically lame American "mystics" of all time, whiny old hippie '''{{wikilink|Ken_Wilber|Ken Wilber}}'''. Insert anything of a negative nature into a Wilber-related article, and Goethean will instantly revert it, followed by Gamaliel blocking your account and disabling your ability to complain. No matter how well-sourced your information is, it is NOT ALLOWED to point out the weaknesses of Ken Wilber on Wikipedia. Nice to have a slave clitoris on your side, isn't it Scott? Give it a kiss.
*Lulzy: Rob got into the Gamergate bullshit and fought with people right and left. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Wikipedia_Signpost/2015-03-11/In_the_media#Gamergate.3B_a_Wiki_hoax.3B_Kanye_West|}}'''[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?oldid=718046996#Arbitration_motion_restricting_Gamaliel]'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/GamerGate|}}''' Since he'd managed to get himself assigned to run the '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:General_sanctions/Gamergate|"general sanctions"}}''' page for the GG arbitration, this gave him a chance to shit on people he'd been fighting with.
*EXTREME Lulzy: Rob '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2013/Candidates/Gamaliel/Statement|ran for Arbcom}}''' in 2013, and lost by just a hair. Because people don't like him. He ran again in 2015 and '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2015#Results|won by a hair}}'''. And a few months later he was pulled into one of the '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Gamaliel_and_others|ugliest arbitrations in history}}'''. Surrendered his arbitrator seat and other powerz. He had already disappeared on 14 April 2016 after fighting with a lot of people over stupid shit. Lol to the nth power.
*Extra lulz: when a Wikipedia article was created about ED's [[Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015]] game, it was quickly put up for deletion. Rob showed up and said:
{{squote|"Keep due to news coverage and inherent situational hilarity. Gamaliel (talk) 23:58, 16 February 2015 (UTC)" }}

*[[Last Thursday]], Gamaliel gave up his position as an arbitrator during a '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Gamaliel_and_others|humiliating ArbCom case}}''' which focused on him, while he sat on the committee. In order to allow their colleague to save face, Gamaliel was allowed to retain his sysop bit if he stepped down from ArbCom and resigned his position with Wikimedia DC, a WMF "local chapter" for the DC area. The only problem is that he lied to Doug Weller about resigning from WMDC and still is listed as a board member despite living and working in Florida as a librarian.

=== James Heilman ===
[[File:This is what a circumphile looks like.jpg|thumb|This is what a circumphile looks like.]]
James Heilman, known under the alias Doc James, is a circumphile who wants anything negative about [[circumcision|the cutting of the foremost part of the male reproductive organ]] to be kept out of Wikipedia in a desparate attempt to inflate his confidence that was hurt by his own circumcision.

James Heilman secretly wishes he had a [[foreskin]]. Because he doesn't, he dedicated himself to making the foreskin appear as negatively as possible on Wikipedia. As the saying goes, people hate what they can't have.

He promotes the fraudulent studies by his circumphile buddy Brian J. Morris while trying to keep Morris' name out of the article so people don't begin to notice.<ref>[http://archive.today/2021.05.08-004141/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&diff=next&oldid=704870394&diffonly=1 Circumcision: Difference between revisions - Wikipedia (14 February 2016)] '''{{archive|BCKG7}}'''</ref>

=== JJMC89 ===
JJMC89, also known as Sir J. J. McDonalds 89, thinks of himself as above other administrators. He is bothered by another administrator daring to undelete a page deleted by him without his express consent.<ref>'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia_talk:Requests_for_undeletion/Archive_4|Wikipedia talk:Requests for undeletion/Archive 4 - Wikipedia}}''' - ''"I certainly would object to someone undeleting something I G5'd without discussing it with me first."'' - JJMC89</ref> He occasionally passes by the requests for undeletion for the sole purpose of throwing all requests for pages deleted under the "G5" criterium out of the window.<ref>[http://archive.today/2023.10.09-184849/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=%22JJMC89%22+%22this+page+was+deleted+in+accordance+with+criterion+for+speedy+deletion+G5%22&prefix=Wikipedia:Requests_for_undeletion/&title=Special:Search&profile=advanced&fulltext=1&ns0=1 search] '''{{archive|wpE0U}}'''</ref> The G5 policy allows the deletion of pages written by someone disliked by an administrator, even if the page is of good quality.

In 2022, JJMC89 attempted to become an English Wikipedia CheckUser while being an Ombudsperson, the group which is supposed to hold CheckUsers accountable, at the same time. [[sarcasm|Definitely not power-hungry]].<ref>'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee/CheckUser_and_Oversight/2022_CUOS_appointments#JJMC89|Wikipedia:Arbitration Committee/CheckUser and Oversight/2022 CUOS appointments - Wikipedia § JJMC89}}'''</ref>

===Juliancolton===
[[File:Julian Colton Diamond.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]
Juliancolton (RL Julian Colton Diamond) is the little man-boy who sucks everyone's dick, even though he claims to be asexual.<ref>'''{{wpul|Juliancolton|User:Juliancolton - Wikipedia}}''' - see top icon </ref> Showed up at age 12, and was showed off as a "mature Wikipediot", then needed three tries to become an admin. At 17 he blocked [[sex|a TOW admin]]. He currently lives in New York and attends Millbrook High School after being homeschooled by his parents. Hurricanes and military history (and deleting things) make him all moist inside. Otherwise, nobody home; he's an empty suit.

*'''{{wpul|Juliancolton|Juliancolton's Wikipedia user page}}'''.
*[mailto:Juliancolton2@yahoo.com drop him an email]
*'''{{twitter|juliancd38|follow him on twitter}}'''

===Liz===
[[File:Wikipediaadministratorliz.jpg|frameless|100px|right]]
Is it a lizard or a manlady? Hard to know.

[[File:The proudest achievement in the miserable life of W-admin Liz.png|thumb|100px|The proudest achievement in the miserable life of Wikipedia administratress Liz. ]]
In October 2021, Liz has wiped hundreds of valid geographical articles off the face of planet Wikipedia because - oh dear - the person who wrote it happens to have been blocked in 2018 over a minor incident. Three years earlier.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log/delete/Liz?offset=20211027&limit=500 Deletion log of Liz (October 26th, 2021)]</ref>

For this amazing contribution to society, people will [[Not|sorely]] miss Liz when she is gone.

===Orangemike===
We tell people how fucking stupid and insane '''{{wpul|Orangemike|Mike Lowrey}}''' is, and they don't believe us. Unquestionably he's one of the worst administrators in the history of Jimbo Mimbo's Dick Inflation shoppe. No question of it. Mike only wears orange clothes. He smells bad, forgetting to wash regularly because he's too busy being a sci-fi fan. He's so left-wing he's incoherent (yes, he claims to be both a Wobblie and a Quaker). You name it and he's abused it. We can't even begin to list all his petty fuckups, so this selection will have to do.
[[image:OrangeMikeAtCampusTraining.jpg|right|thumb|if you saw this coming at you in the woods, you'd call the cops]]
#Dirty tricks were used to push through his adminship in 2007. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Orangemike|}}'''
#Used Wikipedia to promote his favorite Milwaukee bookstore, and fought off anyone who thought it was a "COI" issue. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Renaissance_Books&diff=106734296&oldid=101137240][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Renaissance_Books&oldid=50524380]
#But hates "paid" and "COI" editors with insane lust. Criticising him will get you banned, regardless how right you may be. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Contextflexed&action=edit] If your username even vaguely resembles that of a business, Mike will hardblock it with no explanation, and scream at you if you try to ask for unblocking.
#[[Durova]] tried to use an official WMF podcast to show the process of creating a new Wikipedia article. Right in the middle of the podcast, fuckhead Mike deleted it. '''{{archive|8zLtK}}'''
#Mike doesn't like anything that might even suggest conspiracies. '''{{archive|VK6g4}}'''
#Ask the user '''{{wpul|TuftsWebComm}}''' about Mike.
#A porn star [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Editor_assistance/Requests&diff=prev&oldid=371019769 politely requested] that some unsourced defamation be removed from his Wikipedia bio. Mike blocked him forever. Attempts to delete the article cause Mike to crawl out of his fetid dungeon and scream "KEEP".
#He improperly deleted the article about Escondido (CA) city council member Olga Diaz, and got his ass news-media coverage. '''{{archive|klLFJ}}''' It was later '''{{wikilink|Olga_Diaz|recreated}}''' by [[Fred Bauder]], over Mike's objections.
#Editor Cla68 put a joke offer to edit for pay on his userpage. Mike shrieked for his head, and was ignored. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive749#User:Cla68_advertising_his_services_as_a_paid_Wikipedia_editor|}}'''
#An openly-announced attempt to rewrite the poor article about the "Cracker Barrel" restaurant chain attracted screams of rage from Mike, apparently because he doesn't like the company. '''{{wikilink|Talk:Cracker_Barrel/Archive_2#Why_I_replaced_the_COI_tag|}}''' He failed, okay?
#A paid editor declared his COI and politely asked how to replace an old article about his employer. Mike blocked the account in a manner intended to keep him off Wikipedia permanently. [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=311]

Mike is an embarrassment. But they won't get rid of his ass. Conclusion, Wikipedia is too corrupt to save.
*'''{{ljuser|orangemike|Livejournal}}'''
*'''{{archive|vg1xL|Vanity website}}'''

===Uncle G===
[[image:Ralph s.PNG|right|thumb|creepy!]]
'''{{wpul|Uncle_G|Uncle G}}''', aka "Lucky 6.9", aka "[[PMDrive1061]]", aka [[Ralph Squillace]], is a [[Wikipedia]] [[Bureaucratic Fuck|administrator]] who has been around for [[at least 100 years|a fucking long time]]. He is [[Notability|notable]] because even though he is an administrator, he has no user page, in fact refuses to create one. This [[Angry_German_Kid|pissed off]] a bunch of people when he nominated himself for consideration as administrator, resulting in great [[lulz]] in the voting process. He spent months sucking up to [[Jimbo Wales]], and still screwed up.

From his '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Uncle_G|first failed RFA}}''':
<blockquote>'''VERY strongly oppose'''. Clearly Uncle G doesn't accept community consensus, because he still refuses to create a userpage. To us, the arrogance of not listening to the community is worse than not having a userpage. And, in turn, it's not the lack of a userpage that bothers me as much as the red link and its implications on Recent Changes, votes, polls, and other such things. It's disruptive and it wastes everyone's time. '''{{wikilink|WP:POINT|We're here to build an encylopedia and be part of a wiki community, not to make an ideological point}}'''. If Uncle G simply redirects his userpage to his user talk page, then I would support.</blockquote>

<blockquote>'''Oppose'''. It's fine for editors to contribute without a user page, but it's not fine for admins. It rather seems like a policeman or any other official insisting on performing the job without wearing a uniform to identify himself properly. Uncle G needs '''neither''' user page '''nor''' adminship to continue his great work.</blockquote>

A [[butthurt]] Uncle G bleated in response that "it is a false inference that anonymity implies bad faith, on the grounds that anonymous users make thousands of good faith edits to Wikipedia every day." Considering the hilarious anonymous [[vandal]]ism that Uncle G's userpage has gotten, this was an extremely lulzy comment.[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=43546795][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=97881775]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=102703181][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=43832692]

Unkle's first administrator nomination resulted in a stalemate because the [[asshole|vote-counters]] couldn't make up their virgin minds, resulting in a second vote, which Unkle won, [[Florida]]-style.'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Uncle_G_2|}}'''

'''[http://archive.today/2015.03.04-220223/http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=24813&st=0&p=177887&%23entry177887 Exact quote]''' '''{{archive|0Zous#41.6%}}''': "He's a fucking idiot who obsesses over the stupidest things, refuses to admit he makes mistakes, harasses everyone who disagrees with him, and contributes absolutely nothing of value to Wikipedia."

Græt lulz-generating [[drama]] later resulted when Uncle G unilaterally handed down from [[Jew|Mount Sinai]], amid [[buttsecks|thunder and lightning]], a manifesto on [[notability]].'''{{wikilink|User:Uncle_G/On_notability|}}''' Uncle G claims that in order to be notable, something must be "non-trivial", a truly lulzy statement considering that 99% of Wikipedia is [[shit|crap]] about [[video game]]s, [[pedophilia]], [[otaku|anime]], and [[sex]] positions.

Unkle's pronouncement was promptly listed by some [[troll]] for [[VFD|deletion]], who then suddenly realized that a user-page essay was not the usual [[crap|Wikicrap]] to be mercilessly deleted. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/User:Uncle_G/On_notability|}}'''

Trolls cruelly struck a second time, putting Unkle up on Requests for comment '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Uncle_G|}}''' because of that annoying userpage thing. This time, the troll was the one who got [[pwn3d|butthurt]]. He also loves to disappear famous people who edit their own WP bios. [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=540]

==Trust and Safety Team==
After years of criticism over their handling of pedos on Wikipedia, the [[Wikimedia Foundation]] has followed the lead of such luminaries as Twitter and YouTube by setting up a "Trust and Safety Team" whose job it is to do [[damage control]] when pedos and psychopaths are discovered on Wikipedia. This by itself is unremarkable, except for the fact that one of the idiots they have selected for this role is none other than [[Fluffernutter]], world famous for her sexually violent remarks in WP:IRC, and for screwing anyone with a sysop bit and for marrying an arbitrator, Courcelles. In addition to this hilariously inappropriate selection for their elite team of "safety" experts, they have also added [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Kalliope_%28WMF%29 Kalliope Tsouroupidou] and [https://foundation.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Rdicerb_%28WMF%29 Rachel diCerbo], two women who [https://www.opencouchsurfing.org/2011/03/12/unprofessional-couchsurfing-safety-team/ covered for] their rapey BFF when they worked for Couchsurfing.com.
The AIDS coming from the Foundation has now infected at least two other sites: In July 2016, Foundation lawyer and general failure Geoff Brigham, got a schweet gig at YouTube's "trust and safety" team, and Philippe Beaudette left the Foundation for health reasons. Reasons which disappeared when offered a job with Reddit's trust and safety team.

Beaudette was replaced by someone Even Worse: '''{{wpul|Jalexander-WMF|James Alexander}}''', a fat chupa-chode [[sperg]] from Rochester NY. His job is to cover up Wikimedia legal problems, and maintain the [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/List_of_globally_banned_users "global ban list"]. A place where he can piss on anyone he doesn't like. ''And he does.'' With a big smile. One of the people he banned till the heat-death of the universe was Jake Christie, a journalist who has ''never edited Wikipedia at all'' and is mostly famous for his '''{{blog|wikipedia-sucks-badly|anti-Wiki blog}}'''. If you're stupid enough to edit the wiki, don't forget to say hello to Alexander's pathetic sock account '''{{wpul|Begoon|Begoon!}}'''

==See also==
*[[He does it for free]]
*[[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]
*[[Requests for adminship]]
*[[Milgram experiment]]
*[[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins]]
*[[Username Bans]]

==External Links==
*{{webcite|5lXiLbpuV|Archive of Brandt's original 2005 "Hivemind" list}}
*{{webcite|5nLJ9GO6D|Archive of Brandt's last "Hivemind", 2010}}
*{{webcite|5OTJLLIBT|Archive of 2007 "Hivemind"}}

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AVotes_for_deletion%2FNick_Gabrichidze&diff=15129735&oldid=15129710 A Vee-Ef-Dee edit] where he proudly proclaims himself a "bureaucratic fuck."
*They talk about this shit all the time on [https://wikipediocracy.com/ Wikipediocracy].

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Bureaucratic Fuck

2024-08-02T01:05:07Z

Antandrus DAVID: /* The admins */ banging cats!

:''See the [[Portal:Wikipedia|Wikipedia Portal]] for coverage of certain Wikipedia insider freaks. For those cast out of the bureacracy, see [[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]]''

[[Image:Bureau.jpg|thumb|Those holes are not for [[fuck]]ing.]]

A '''Bureaucratic Fuck''' is a wiki guy or shemale who tries to keep things in order when those things do not inherently tend toward order (for example, [[real world|the entirety of the known universe]]). Females cannot be bureaucratic fucks. They can, however, be [[bitch]]es. As [[lies|ED believes in gender equality]] they will be included on this page as well.

An excellent place to observe bureaucratic fucks without actually having to follow their orders is [[Wikipedia]]. Fucks tend to be vandalism patrollers; patrollers who get sick thrills from blocking people (often for no reason at all); "robot gnome" editors who are hopelessly OCD; and socializers who do no actual work on the database at all, they just hang around and take credit for things. Watch as they oppress the masses with their petty rules and stultifying, meaningless protocols [[He does it for free|without earning a single cent]]. The king of the Bureaucratic Fucks, and the facilitator of all the others, is the Supreme Pussy-Muncher Overlord of Wikipedia, [[Jimbo Wales]]. It is in him that all Wikipedians find their true calling. All hail, Lord of the [[NPOV]]! [[Nazi|HEIL! HEIL!]] Srsly.

Wikipedia is a top-10 destination on the [[Sick fuck|internets]] and ends up in the top 10 of way too many [[Google]] searches. In the real world, some degree of responsibility and accountability would be demanded of such a massive organization (like Enron -- there has to be someone to sue! There has to be a hole to stick your wiener into!). Unfortunately, not so in the case of the Wikipedofucks.

There are good, honest people with admin powers on WP. It wants to be a corrupt joke, but in the past it always had enough content workers and decent admins to more-or-less balance out the lunatics and the antisocial pricks. Unfortunately, many of them are leaving in disgust, thus increasing the powerz of the worst ones. And causing the encyclopedia content to get both longer and less readable.

This list only mentions ACTIVE [[smegma|Wiki-bastards]]. For info on the ones who quit or were tossed out, see [[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]].

==The admins==
[[Image:Wikipedia admins.jpg|thumb|left|Behold, those with the [[maturity]] and life skills to pass judgment on others.]][[Image:Crossdressing_Cat_Raper.jpg|thumb|right|And banging cats is what [[wikipedos]] (wikihomopedoidiots) do when they're not banning your fat ass.]]
The average age of a [[Wikipedia admin]] is [[Teenager|13]]. Average penis length: 1.2 inches. And that, buddy, is skewed upwards by the presence of a [[Sick fuck|handful of degenerates]] whose only social outlet is their band of fellow children. Yes, '''the world's fifth-largest website is run by cliquey kids and the pedos who prey on them!''' As one would expect, leaving day-to-day operations to a bunch of greasy-palmed kids and fat pervs is a recipe for full-scale cocksucking faggotry. Imagine the biggest losers and social misfits from high school -- [[Sceptre|the hormonal angst]], [[Tawker|the zit cases]], [[Linuxbeak|the dateless geeks]], the [[Cyde|fatties]] and dorks -- and ponder their collective teeny-angst and [[Cutting|anger]]. Now give them the power to run a massive online community and create their own governance with no oversight. When even nominal editing on Wikipedia results in user flame wars that bring in heavy-handed "administrator" attention, the question potential wiki-users should ask themselves is, ''Do I really want my knowledge, even my person, to be judged, juried, and executed by Piggy, Roger and Jack with his choirboys?'' (That's a ''Lord of the Flies'' reference. Look it up. Or watch the movie, which was [[Shit|pretty cool]], too.)

Wikipedia is like a giant blackboard in a [[university]]. Actual instructors use it to write actual information at a few certain times, and the rest of the [[Lie|24 hours]] the blackboard is scribbled on by stupid, incompetent graffiti artists -- who also happen to run the university.

The [[Wikimedia Foundation]] is just peachy with this jacked-up state of affairs, going so far as to ''brag'' about it. As [[John Seigenthaler]] and various others have found out, they believe themselves immune to legal threats. As a non-profit, they have no assets (although Jimmy Wales has a collection of broke-ass sports cars). While they claim immunity as an ''"[http://writ.news.findlaw.com/ramasastry/20051212.html Internet Host]"'' '''{{archive|nbR0}}''', some would argue that the [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=5641 foundation's structure makes them liable as publishers] '''{{archive|bQfTE}}'''. The next step would be to pass the buck to their contributors and operations, who are suit-immune minors or [[anonymous]].

==Magical Hall Of Fame==
The really speshul snowflakes of Jimboland get their own articles on ED.

Finding open criticism of their dirty tricks on WMF servers is almost impossible, because '''Wikipedia is censored''', asshole. Every person/thing in this list has repeatedly abused other editors, violated Wikipedia's shit-assed "[[Nazi|rules]]" repeatedly, and in some cases rewrote those "rules" to suit themselves (a notorious example being Slim's rewriting of the Notability requirements). Wiki is a goddamn freak show, they are scum, and they close ranks to protect one another. See how easy that is?

*[[Acalamari]] aagh
*[[Angela Beesley]] please com back and ruin some more stuff!
*[[Chillum]] 420, maaan
*[[Cyde]] ASPIE WARNING
*[[David Gerard]] (blaaaggghhh)
*[[Fred Bauder]] disbarred attorney FROM HELL
*[[Fluffernutter]] fat <s>IBM employee</s> now [[Wikipedia:User:Kbrown (WMF)|employed by the Wikimedia Foundation]]
*[[FT2]] DOG PENIS
*[[Molly White]] liek gorilla
*[[Gwen Gale]] nutso lesbo
*[[Hipocrite]] don't blame him, he's Serbian
*[[Ironholds]] needs moar dicks shoved in his face
*[[Jayjg]] Heeb From Hell
*[[Jdforrester]] ate the Queen whole
*[[Jehochman]] SEO expert using WP as an SEO source
*[[Jéské Couriano]] ASPIE WARNING
*[[JzG]] he wants to ride his bicycle
*[[Krimpet]] is NOT a boy
*'''{{fandomlink|nfs|User:LeMansRacer|Need for Speed Wikia's LeMansRacer}}''' Ban: Infinite / Reason: "Disruptive Editing" (WTF?)
*[[Mark Pellegrini]] and his 10 bowling balls
*[[Masem]] IS A BRONY!!
*[[MONGO]] IS A PUKE!!
*[[MuZemike]] asshole
*[[NawlinWiki]] super-asshole and obsessed with having sex with [[Grawp]]
*[[Ryan Postlethwaite]] is a chav
*[[Sam Blacketer]] is a [[ghey]] political doodlebug
*[[SlimVirgin]] is just plain scary
*[[Thatcher]] almost forgotten
*[[Tiptoety]] fake cop
*[[The Cavalry]] ha ha ha
*[[Ulf Larsen]] - [[Oldfag]] [[Norwegian]] sex-pest
*[[WJBscribe]] Double ha ha ha
*[[Werdna]] meh
*[[Wikipedia IRC Bouncers]] faggotry supreme

*Extra-special mention for [[Erik Möller]], (ex) Wikimedia Deputy Director. Fuck you with a chainsaw, Erik. They pay (oops ''paid'' lol) him a ''six-figure salary'' to fuck things up.
*And don't forget [[Essjay]]. That was when Wikipedia started its slow decline.

==[[Centipedes|Bureaucratic fucks? In my ED?]]==
ED is not [[TOW]], although new users often expect strange and alien [[TOW]] concepts like ''respect'' ''natural justice'', and ''human rights'' when they get here. While on [[TOW]] these mechanisms are in place to ensure fairness and equity, on ED they exist largely to foster such abuse, generating further lulz at the expense of hapless victims, including locking their talk pages after banning them, then sodomizing their [[FT2|dogs]]. To further assist in milking the [[lolcow]], [[ED:ARBCHAT]] was created. Some poor fools would like to think this is their ticket to salvation and a return to the loving embrace of the greater ED community, but really it is just another heartbreakingly macabre circus ring for the cadaverous and hideous net-denizens that tyrannically rule ED to lighten their unbeating and blackened hearts with drama, like an ocean trying to warm itself around a candle. And you love it.

For an example of all this in action, see [[Strwbrri_shrtck/Chatlog|this transcript of a shocking, Stalinesque arbchat show trial, conducted purely for purposes of propaganda, persecution of class enemies, and lulz]]. Or just shrug it off as [[tl;dr]] and skip below to some much lulzier profiles of the bureaucratic fucks over at Wikipedantry.

==Roll call!!==
Below are some less-important fucks. They don't deserve their own separate articles, because it is lulzier if we disregard their "valuable contributions" to Wikipedia. Cue recorded laughter.

=== Bbb23 ===
Bbb23 is a rude as hell wikinigger who has his own article now! Go read it: {{main|Bbb23}}

=== Bsadowski1 ===
[[File:Jimbofan.PNG|thumb|right|A previous version of Brian's userpage, before he was informed on how creepy this was.]]
'''{{wpul|Bsadowski1}}''' ([[IRL Powerword]] Brian Sadowski) was a 20-year-old high school dropout from Chicago, who, like Bongwarrior, spent all day reverting vandalism and smoking pot instead of getting a job. His extreme obsessive compulsive behaviors are what truly distinguish himself from other admins. These include:
#Never sleeping, seriously he never gets off.
#Stalking edits on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|non-Wikimedia wikis]].
#Extreme recent changes patrol on ALL WIKIS (even the ones nobody edits anyway).

He has also been known as a major [[lolcow]], as he attempts to negotiate with long term [[Vandal|vandals]] in every way possible. He has gone as far as to [[No life|spend days tracking down potential sockpuppets]] of well known vandals. It should be noted that he has never made any meaningful contributions, rather his account (which has been active since 2004) has done nothing but revert vandalism and fix spelling errors.

{{Quote|<Brian_S> Just fuck off okay?|Bsadowski1, insulting a troubled editor rather than helping him.}}

No surprise, he's been doing very little work on WP in recent years. No fun!

=== Doug Weller ===
[[image:Wikipediaadmindougweller.png|right]]
'''{{wpul|Doug_Weller|Doug Weller}}''' is an ''old'', creaky, unrepentant Wikipedia administrator/crapmonkey from the UK. He's mainly interested in archaeology and anthropology. Despite not actually having a [[bullshit|college degree]]. Ask any actual qualified archaeologist with a professional interest in the history of the Middle East about Doug. He's been trolling [[Usenet]] on the subject for more than 20 years, and left a trail of ruined careers and furious "actual experts" in his wake. (He claims he "dropped out of Yale" as if we were supposed to give him extra credit for failing.) On his user page, Doug tells us "he's number #190 in the list of most active wikipedians". Doug's flaws don't stop there - he's also a bitter old Lefty. Doug doesn't particularly like his own country or culture, and he uses wikipedia to express that attitude. While wikipedia has brought Douglas more 3rd-World friends, he's put a lot of people [[raep|offside]].

Douglas lives in South Normanton, Derbyshire with his wife Helen. Their [http://www.quiltersguild.org.uk/events/view/derbyshire-area-day contact details can be found here] '''{{archive|RAJSH}}'''.

=== Dmcdevit ===
[[Image:Dominic McDevitt-Parks.jpg|thumb|Dominic looking cool in his new [[Glasses Teenager|glasses]].]]
'''{{wpul|Dmcdevit}}''' (now renamed to '''{{wpul|Dominic}}''', magic word Dominic McDevitt-Parks) is a 22-year-old checkuser, [[oversight]]er, and former [[Internet court|arbitrator]] who talks on-wiki in the dully dulcet tones of a 45-year-old hippie burnout transcendental meditation counselor — but schemes behind everyone's back like a fat 8th grade girl with [[no friends]]. He is at the center of the recent TOW — genius! — discovery that admins are mean, bored, and conspire to fuck people over on the TOW admin IRC channel. No names were named until… McDevitt failed to cut himself out of an arbcom case involving [[Wikipedia:User:Irpen|Irpen]], and another admin said:
"I saw a sitting arbitrator (User:Dmcdevit) and a few [[Lie|highly respected]] admins discussing the way to get rid of a productive user (Irpen) via a 'slow administrative process that looked like arbcom to them'."[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration&diff=prev&oldid=103556143] McDevitt is lying low now, hoping it will blow over, and would appreciate your assistance in smearing further shit on his newly shitty reputation, plus as much bad publicity as possible.[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Dmcdevit&diff=104517437&oldid=104045772] He also likes [[Troll|to let disputes escalate]] [[I did it for the lulz|for the fun of it]],[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/CharlotteWebb/Evidence#The_blocking_.22spree.22_of_CharlotteWebb.27s_IPs_was_performed_by_User:Dmcdevit_with_an_automated_script][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&offset=20070617000000&limit=523&type=block&user=Dominic] but the arbcom doesn't sanction their buddies.

One of Dominic's favorite pastimes is oversighting whatever the fuck he wants because, although oversighters are supposed to follow strict policies, this is [[Truth|never done in practice]]. He also enjoys oversighting personal attacks against [[Wikipedo]]s and hiding their [[dox]].

He's from [[North Britain|Shits]]dale, [[Arizona]], and went to [[Book|Reed]] [[College]] in [[Portland]], Oregon. His little scrawny ass is now plugged deep into Jimbosocket. '''{{archive|Z4fHF}}''' {{webcite|5nLJ9GO6D}} ([http://archive.today/2013.05.06-005436/http://www.wikipedia-watch.org/hivemind.html%23223 long URL])

===Ed Poor===
[[Image:Ed Poor.JPG|thumb|Uncle Ed, the very essence of [[failure]].]]

"Uncle Ed" is perhaps the best example of a bureaucratic fuck: he does everything [[German|by the book]]. Poor works for [[ABC]] and has been quite clear that he does not want people to mention this, as ABC might find out that he is a Wikipedia-editing [[Moonie]]. Ed Poor likes to ban people for things like asking for their talk page to be unprotected. He is a disgraced ex-administrator on Wikipedia; however, he still holds sysops on Andy Schlafly's [[Conservapedia]]. His main claim to fame during his tenure as a TOW admin and bureaucrat was deleting the [[VFD]] page on Wikipedia, and crashing the [[server]] for fifteen minutes.

His abuse there got so bad that a true hero, FuelWagon, became a martyr and sacrificed himself to stop Ed Poor. This led to a big session of Arbcom (Wikipedia's [[e-court]], complete with a totalitarian-chic name). Arbcom, of course, decided that they should ban FuelWagon. However, the case drew lots of attention and Ed Poor pretended to step down out of embarrassment (some wrongly think he was desysopped, but it was by choice). However, being a sneak and [[Wikipedophile|addict]], he never really stepped down, simply continuing with another account.
In July 2008, Ed Poor [[LMAO|unsuccessfully]] [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3AEd_Poor&diff=226552368&oldid=226537746#Your_RfA_was_unsuccessful attempted] '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Ed_Poor_2|to regain}}''' his adminship powers at TOW.

[[Image:TwoMeters.png|thumb|Ed Poor's magnum opus]]
Ed Poor upon learning Harry Potter 7 spoilers, "I would NOT have wanted to know any of the points you mentioned before reading Year 7. Bad enough I found out that [[Snape kills Dumbledore]] before reading Year 6."

As a Conservapedian, Poor has hit rock bottom on TOW, desysopped as "punishment" and creating stubs so absurdly stupid even his equally stupid peers have to delete them. His work included an article titled "Two Meters", which only said [[O RLY|"Two meters is 6 feet, 6 3/4 inches"]], and a category for "Movies about football coaches with 11-year-old daughters". But his most disturbing editing relates to lewd commentaries about young girls, especially when he discusses specific scenes from movies and, guess what, [[anime]] [https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Pretty_Soldier_Sailor_Moon&diff=prev&oldid=642188]. He had his ass handed to him repeatedly by his fellow Wikipedia "loving and caring" inside gang, for daring to do [[business]] with [[Anus|Andy Schlafly]].

=== Elonka ===
[[Image:Elonka Dunin.jpg|right|thumb|Aaagh scary grandma - Elonka [[attention whore|attentionwhoring]]. ]]
'''{{wpul|Elonka|Elonka Dunin}}''' is a [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|self-important]], [[ugly|hideous]] [[hambeast]]. She uses her admin title to garner her extreme [[narcissism]] and false feelings of worth, and is in the "Top 200" editors of Wikipedia. You should be scared of Elonka. Try to imagine [[your mom]] on [[meth]] and [[coke]], and with "[[Catholic]] guilt" thrown on top. And a high-ranking assplayer in [[Jimbo]]'s Pink Sparkly Dick Factory. If that's not disturbing enough, read on.

She has written an entire '''{{wikilink|Elonka_Dunin|Wikipedia bio}}''' promoting herself, despite having done nothing notable except to be in some shit mockumentary about secret codes for a couple seconds, and self-publishing some shitty puzzle books. Her wiki page is full of [[shit no one cares about]], from where she took her vacation [[last Thursday]] to a list of every distant [[incest|relative]] in existence. She also has a useless website detailing all of her minute "accomplishments" [https://www.elonka.com/ here].

She is tagged as a "cryptographer", despite having no formal education. She has no problem comparing herself to others with actual degrees or careers in the field. Nor of writing articles about her psychotic Polish relatives, and her friends like Danah Boyd. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Elonka_2|}}'''

[[Troll]] with extreme care, as a whole mass of her disgusting, desperate [[fantard|fanbois]] will spam threats and lock your userpage.

An extreme [[feminazi]], she will become incredibly [[offended]] by using non-gender neutral terms such as "dude" or "those guys". Elonka will blame sexism when her obnoxious, [[Asperger's Syndrome|anti-social]] behavior is discussed by anyone. Despite this, she is repulsed by
[[Faggot|gays]], and is convinced that they are trying to take over the world with their anti-family agenda, starting with her Wikipedia article. (See [[WJBscribe|WJBscribe]] for examples of her batshit [[Insane|insanity]]. Boddy sucks her dick on an almost daily basis.).

Despite this terribly warped worldview, Elonka still uses her gender as a crutch and unfairly uses it to advance in life any way she can. She works at a [[video game|vidya gaem]] company, where she probably uses her vast and stanky [[vagina]] to talk the boss into not firing her for constantly fucking everything up.

To observe her in her natural habitat, simply go to a local [[Convention|convention]] and watch her get sloppily drunk while wearing a disgustingly short leather miniskirt as she tries to fuck some unfortunate [[jailbait|college boys]]. Note that they are all young enough to be her [[Pedophilia|grandson]]. Regular attendees have made this into an inside joke, while others look on in sincere pity. For obvious reasons, she is 51 and still single.

===Gamaliel===
[[Image:Gamaliel.jpg|right|thumb|proby got even fatter since this was taken]]
Oh, the stinking, shit-and-fly encrusted lulz that Rob '''{{wpul|Gamaliel}}''' Fernandez has brought us over the years. The pudgy little gummy-bear-swallowing prick, a loser from the University of South Florida, has been embedded in Wikipedia for so long that his genitals have turned to dust. He showed up in 2004 and started "gnome" work and removing vandalism. And started showing off his massive swollen ego.
{{squote|I wrote the book of love. Really.|[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Gamaliel&oldid=2430787]}}
And few other Wikipedia admins can claim to have been dragged into an arbitration in 2004, before he was even made an admin. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Rex071404/Evidence#Attacks_on_Gamaliel|}}''' It was good for Rob, because he discovered he could shit on right-wing WP editors freely and the others would [[queef|protect]] him. Right from the '''{{wptl|Gamaliel/Archive_1|first archive}}''' of his talkpage, it was obvious that Rob was there to fuck with people.

*Lulzy: in 2005 he fought with various people over John F. Kennedy assassination conspiracies. He took the same line as debunker [https://www.prouty.org/mcadams/ John McAdams], despite McAdams' right-wing politics. Didn't matter, Rob wanted to destroy people. [https://www.kennedysandking.com/john-f-kennedy-articles/john-mcadams-and-the-siege-of-chicago-part-2] A LOT of enemies were made for Rob this way. Nothing drives Rob into a faggy frenzy like conspiracies, right-wing dicksnots like [[Michael Savage]], or talk about the Skull And Bones club.
*Lulzy: also in 2005, he supported shrieking ultra-cunt [[SlimVirgin]] and tinyfuck [[Chip Berlet]] in disputes over [[Lyndon LaRouche]], [http://proutypedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia Fletcher Prouty] '''{{archive|iSSWY}}''', and various other people Fatty Buttplug Berlet didn't like. You can thank/blame Rob for some of the bullshit Wikipedia did to [[Daniel Brandt]] over the years, since Berlet has special venom for Brandt.
*Lulzy: despite being a law-and-order liberal science nerd, Gamaliel is the primary supporter of Wikipedia editor/'''{{blog|goethean|crackpot}}''' Scott '''{{wpul|Goethean}}''' Zimmerle in a long list of disputes. Zimmerle is obsessed, hell he's ''in love'', with one of the most pathetically lame American "mystics" of all time, whiny old hippie '''{{wikilink|Ken_Wilber|Ken Wilber}}'''. Insert anything of a negative nature into a Wilber-related article, and Goethean will instantly revert it, followed by Gamaliel blocking your account and disabling your ability to complain. No matter how well-sourced your information is, it is NOT ALLOWED to point out the weaknesses of Ken Wilber on Wikipedia. Nice to have a slave clitoris on your side, isn't it Scott? Give it a kiss.
*Lulzy: Rob got into the Gamergate bullshit and fought with people right and left. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Wikipedia_Signpost/2015-03-11/In_the_media#Gamergate.3B_a_Wiki_hoax.3B_Kanye_West|}}'''[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?oldid=718046996#Arbitration_motion_restricting_Gamaliel]'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/GamerGate|}}''' Since he'd managed to get himself assigned to run the '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:General_sanctions/Gamergate|"general sanctions"}}''' page for the GG arbitration, this gave him a chance to shit on people he'd been fighting with.
*EXTREME Lulzy: Rob '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2013/Candidates/Gamaliel/Statement|ran for Arbcom}}''' in 2013, and lost by just a hair. Because people don't like him. He ran again in 2015 and '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2015#Results|won by a hair}}'''. And a few months later he was pulled into one of the '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Gamaliel_and_others|ugliest arbitrations in history}}'''. Surrendered his arbitrator seat and other powerz. He had already disappeared on 14 April 2016 after fighting with a lot of people over stupid shit. Lol to the nth power.
*Extra lulz: when a Wikipedia article was created about ED's [[Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015]] game, it was quickly put up for deletion. Rob showed up and said:
{{squote|"Keep due to news coverage and inherent situational hilarity. Gamaliel (talk) 23:58, 16 February 2015 (UTC)" }}

*[[Last Thursday]], Gamaliel gave up his position as an arbitrator during a '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Gamaliel_and_others|humiliating ArbCom case}}''' which focused on him, while he sat on the committee. In order to allow their colleague to save face, Gamaliel was allowed to retain his sysop bit if he stepped down from ArbCom and resigned his position with Wikimedia DC, a WMF "local chapter" for the DC area. The only problem is that he lied to Doug Weller about resigning from WMDC and still is listed as a board member despite living and working in Florida as a librarian.

=== James Heilman ===
[[File:This is what a circumphile looks like.jpg|thumb|This is what a circumphile looks like.]]
James Heilman, known under the alias Doc James, is a circumphile who wants anything negative about [[circumcision|the cutting of the foremost part of the male reproductive organ]] to be kept out of Wikipedia in a desparate attempt to inflate his confidence that was hurt by his own circumcision.

James Heilman secretly wishes he had a [[foreskin]]. Because he doesn't, he dedicated himself to making the foreskin appear as negatively as possible on Wikipedia. As the saying goes, people hate what they can't have.

He promotes the fraudulent studies by his circumphile buddy Brian J. Morris while trying to keep Morris' name out of the article so people don't begin to notice.<ref>[http://archive.today/2021.05.08-004141/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Circumcision&diff=next&oldid=704870394&diffonly=1 Circumcision: Difference between revisions - Wikipedia (14 February 2016)] '''{{archive|BCKG7}}'''</ref>

=== JJMC89 ===
JJMC89, also known as Sir J. J. McDonalds 89, thinks of himself as above other administrators. He is bothered by another administrator daring to undelete a page deleted by him without his express consent.<ref>'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia_talk:Requests_for_undeletion/Archive_4|Wikipedia talk:Requests for undeletion/Archive 4 - Wikipedia}}''' - ''"I certainly would object to someone undeleting something I G5'd without discussing it with me first."'' - JJMC89</ref> He occasionally passes by the requests for undeletion for the sole purpose of throwing all requests for pages deleted under the "G5" criterium out of the window.<ref>[http://archive.today/2023.10.09-184849/https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?search=%22JJMC89%22+%22this+page+was+deleted+in+accordance+with+criterion+for+speedy+deletion+G5%22&prefix=Wikipedia:Requests_for_undeletion/&title=Special:Search&profile=advanced&fulltext=1&ns0=1 search] '''{{archive|wpE0U}}'''</ref> The G5 policy allows the deletion of pages written by someone disliked by an administrator, even if the page is of good quality.

In 2022, JJMC89 attempted to become an English Wikipedia CheckUser while being an Ombudsperson, the group which is supposed to hold CheckUsers accountable, at the same time. [[sarcasm|Definitely not power-hungry]].<ref>'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee/CheckUser_and_Oversight/2022_CUOS_appointments#JJMC89|Wikipedia:Arbitration Committee/CheckUser and Oversight/2022 CUOS appointments - Wikipedia § JJMC89}}'''</ref>

===Juliancolton===
[[File:Julian Colton Diamond.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]
Juliancolton (RL Julian Colton Diamond) is the little man-boy who sucks everyone's dick, even though he claims to be asexual.<ref>'''{{wpul|Juliancolton|User:Juliancolton - Wikipedia}}''' - see top icon </ref> Showed up at age 12, and was showed off as a "mature Wikipediot", then needed three tries to become an admin. At 17 he blocked [[sex|a TOW admin]]. He currently lives in New York and attends Millbrook High School after being homeschooled by his parents. Hurricanes and military history (and deleting things) make him all moist inside. Otherwise, nobody home; he's an empty suit.

*'''{{wpul|Juliancolton|Juliancolton's Wikipedia user page}}'''.
*[mailto:Juliancolton2@yahoo.com drop him an email]
*'''{{twitter|juliancd38|follow him on twitter}}'''

===Liz===
[[File:Wikipediaadministratorliz.jpg|frameless|100px|right]]
Is it a lizard or a manlady? Hard to know.

[[File:The proudest achievement in the miserable life of W-admin Liz.png|thumb|100px|The proudest achievement in the miserable life of Wikipedia administratress Liz. ]]
In October 2021, Liz has wiped hundreds of valid geographical articles off the face of planet Wikipedia because - oh dear - the person who wrote it happens to have been blocked in 2018 over a minor incident. Three years earlier.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log/delete/Liz?offset=20211027&limit=500 Deletion log of Liz (October 26th, 2021)]</ref>

For this amazing contribution to society, people will [[Not|sorely]] miss Liz when she is gone.

===Orangemike===
We tell people how fucking stupid and insane '''{{wpul|Orangemike|Mike Lowrey}}''' is, and they don't believe us. Unquestionably he's one of the worst administrators in the history of Jimbo Mimbo's Dick Inflation shoppe. No question of it. Mike only wears orange clothes. He smells bad, forgetting to wash regularly because he's too busy being a sci-fi fan. He's so left-wing he's incoherent (yes, he claims to be both a Wobblie and a Quaker). You name it and he's abused it. We can't even begin to list all his petty fuckups, so this selection will have to do.
[[image:OrangeMikeAtCampusTraining.jpg|right|thumb|if you saw this coming at you in the woods, you'd call the cops]]
#Dirty tricks were used to push through his adminship in 2007. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Orangemike|}}'''
#Used Wikipedia to promote his favorite Milwaukee bookstore, and fought off anyone who thought it was a "COI" issue. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Renaissance_Books&diff=106734296&oldid=101137240][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Renaissance_Books&oldid=50524380]
#But hates "paid" and "COI" editors with insane lust. Criticising him will get you banned, regardless how right you may be. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Contextflexed&action=edit] If your username even vaguely resembles that of a business, Mike will hardblock it with no explanation, and scream at you if you try to ask for unblocking.
#[[Durova]] tried to use an official WMF podcast to show the process of creating a new Wikipedia article. Right in the middle of the podcast, fuckhead Mike deleted it. '''{{archive|8zLtK}}'''
#Mike doesn't like anything that might even suggest conspiracies. '''{{archive|VK6g4}}'''
#Ask the user '''{{wpul|TuftsWebComm}}''' about Mike.
#A porn star [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Editor_assistance/Requests&diff=prev&oldid=371019769 politely requested] that some unsourced defamation be removed from his Wikipedia bio. Mike blocked him forever. Attempts to delete the article cause Mike to crawl out of his fetid dungeon and scream "KEEP".
#He improperly deleted the article about Escondido (CA) city council member Olga Diaz, and got his ass news-media coverage. '''{{archive|klLFJ}}''' It was later '''{{wikilink|Olga_Diaz|recreated}}''' by [[Fred Bauder]], over Mike's objections.
#Editor Cla68 put a joke offer to edit for pay on his userpage. Mike shrieked for his head, and was ignored. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive749#User:Cla68_advertising_his_services_as_a_paid_Wikipedia_editor|}}'''
#An openly-announced attempt to rewrite the poor article about the "Cracker Barrel" restaurant chain attracted screams of rage from Mike, apparently because he doesn't like the company. '''{{wikilink|Talk:Cracker_Barrel/Archive_2#Why_I_replaced_the_COI_tag|}}''' He failed, okay?
#A paid editor declared his COI and politely asked how to replace an old article about his employer. Mike blocked the account in a manner intended to keep him off Wikipedia permanently. [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=311]

Mike is an embarrassment. But they won't get rid of his ass. Conclusion, Wikipedia is too corrupt to save.
*'''{{ljuser|orangemike|Livejournal}}'''
*'''{{archive|vg1xL|Vanity website}}'''

===Uncle G===
[[image:Ralph s.PNG|right|thumb|creepy!]]
'''{{wpul|Uncle_G|Uncle G}}''', aka "Lucky 6.9", aka "[[PMDrive1061]]", aka [[Ralph Squillace]], is a [[Wikipedia]] [[Bureaucratic Fuck|administrator]] who has been around for [[at least 100 years|a fucking long time]]. He is [[Notability|notable]] because even though he is an administrator, he has no user page, in fact refuses to create one. This [[Angry_German_Kid|pissed off]] a bunch of people when he nominated himself for consideration as administrator, resulting in great [[lulz]] in the voting process. He spent months sucking up to [[Jimbo Wales]], and still screwed up.

From his '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Uncle_G|first failed RFA}}''':
<blockquote>'''VERY strongly oppose'''. Clearly Uncle G doesn't accept community consensus, because he still refuses to create a userpage. To us, the arrogance of not listening to the community is worse than not having a userpage. And, in turn, it's not the lack of a userpage that bothers me as much as the red link and its implications on Recent Changes, votes, polls, and other such things. It's disruptive and it wastes everyone's time. '''{{wikilink|WP:POINT|We're here to build an encylopedia and be part of a wiki community, not to make an ideological point}}'''. If Uncle G simply redirects his userpage to his user talk page, then I would support.</blockquote>

<blockquote>'''Oppose'''. It's fine for editors to contribute without a user page, but it's not fine for admins. It rather seems like a policeman or any other official insisting on performing the job without wearing a uniform to identify himself properly. Uncle G needs '''neither''' user page '''nor''' adminship to continue his great work.</blockquote>

A [[butthurt]] Uncle G bleated in response that "it is a false inference that anonymity implies bad faith, on the grounds that anonymous users make thousands of good faith edits to Wikipedia every day." Considering the hilarious anonymous [[vandal]]ism that Uncle G's userpage has gotten, this was an extremely lulzy comment.[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=43546795][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=97881775]
[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=102703181][https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Uncle_G&oldid=43832692]

Unkle's first administrator nomination resulted in a stalemate because the [[asshole|vote-counters]] couldn't make up their virgin minds, resulting in a second vote, which Unkle won, [[Florida]]-style.'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Uncle_G_2|}}'''

'''[http://archive.today/2015.03.04-220223/http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=24813&st=0&p=177887&%23entry177887 Exact quote]''' '''{{archive|0Zous#41.6%}}''': "He's a fucking idiot who obsesses over the stupidest things, refuses to admit he makes mistakes, harasses everyone who disagrees with him, and contributes absolutely nothing of value to Wikipedia."

Græt lulz-generating [[drama]] later resulted when Uncle G unilaterally handed down from [[Jew|Mount Sinai]], amid [[buttsecks|thunder and lightning]], a manifesto on [[notability]].'''{{wikilink|User:Uncle_G/On_notability|}}''' Uncle G claims that in order to be notable, something must be "non-trivial", a truly lulzy statement considering that 99% of Wikipedia is [[shit|crap]] about [[video game]]s, [[pedophilia]], [[otaku|anime]], and [[sex]] positions.

Unkle's pronouncement was promptly listed by some [[troll]] for [[VFD|deletion]], who then suddenly realized that a user-page essay was not the usual [[crap|Wikicrap]] to be mercilessly deleted. '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/User:Uncle_G/On_notability|}}'''

Trolls cruelly struck a second time, putting Unkle up on Requests for comment '''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Uncle_G|}}''' because of that annoying userpage thing. This time, the troll was the one who got [[pwn3d|butthurt]]. He also loves to disappear famous people who edit their own WP bios. [https://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=540]

==Trust and Safety Team==
After years of criticism over their handling of pedos on Wikipedia, the [[Wikimedia Foundation]] has followed the lead of such luminaries as Twitter and YouTube by setting up a "Trust and Safety Team" whose job it is to do [[damage control]] when pedos and psychopaths are discovered on Wikipedia. This by itself is unremarkable, except for the fact that one of the idiots they have selected for this role is none other than [[Fluffernutter]], world famous for her sexually violent remarks in WP:IRC, and for screwing anyone with a sysop bit and for marrying an arbitrator, Courcelles. In addition to this hilariously inappropriate selection for their elite team of "safety" experts, they have also added [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Kalliope_%28WMF%29 Kalliope Tsouroupidou] and [https://foundation.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Rdicerb_%28WMF%29 Rachel diCerbo], two women who [https://www.opencouchsurfing.org/2011/03/12/unprofessional-couchsurfing-safety-team/ covered for] their rapey BFF when they worked for Couchsurfing.com.
The AIDS coming from the Foundation has now infected at least two other sites: In July 2016, Foundation lawyer and general failure Geoff Brigham, got a schweet gig at YouTube's "trust and safety" team, and Philippe Beaudette left the Foundation for health reasons. Reasons which disappeared when offered a job with Reddit's trust and safety team.

Beaudette was replaced by someone Even Worse: '''{{wpul|Jalexander-WMF|James Alexander}}''', a fat chupa-chode [[sperg]] from Rochester NY. His job is to cover up Wikimedia legal problems, and maintain the [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/List_of_globally_banned_users "global ban list"]. A place where he can piss on anyone he doesn't like. ''And he does.'' With a big smile. One of the people he banned till the heat-death of the universe was Jake Christie, a journalist who has ''never edited Wikipedia at all'' and is mostly famous for his '''{{blog|wikipedia-sucks-badly|anti-Wiki blog}}'''. If you're stupid enough to edit the wiki, don't forget to say hello to Alexander's pathetic sock account '''{{wpul|Begoon|Begoon!}}'''

==See also==
*[[He does it for free]]
*[[Former Bureaucratic Fucks]]
*[[Wikipedia Admin Gallery]]
*[[Requests for adminship]]
*[[Milgram experiment]]
*[[List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins]]
*[[Username Bans]]

==External Links==
*{{webcite|5lXiLbpuV|Archive of Brandt's original 2005 "Hivemind" list}}
*{{webcite|5nLJ9GO6D|Archive of Brandt's last "Hivemind", 2010}}
*{{webcite|5OTJLLIBT|Archive of 2007 "Hivemind"}}

*[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AVotes_for_deletion%2FNick_Gabrichidze&diff=15129735&oldid=15129710 A Vee-Ef-Dee edit] where he proudly proclaims himself a "bureaucratic fuck."
*They talk about this shit all the time on [https://wikipediocracy.com/ Wikipediocracy].

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