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'''Microsoft Paint Adventures''' is some interactive flash comic or some bullshit thing like that, disguised as the atrocity that is the [[Webcomic| webcomic medium]], [[Some Argue|which as we all know]], is the most fucking terrible kind of medium. It involves various stories involving [[Invader Zim|aliens]], weird plots that are beyond confusing (not to mention poorly written), [[Lolicon|underage kids in sexual relations]], and crazy-ass fans. Yet, this manages to be one of the only [[shit|good]] webcomics on the [[Internet|interbutts]]. The author, [[Jackass|Andrew Hussie]], is a [[Jew]] who lives off of donations and the shitty products that he sells, such as weird-ass designs for T-shirts, MIDI music, and other convoluted methods of cocksuckery.

[[File:00123-h.gif|thumb|right|Hussie revealing his love for the [[penis|cock.]]]]
[[File:477092_-_Crossover_Death_Homestuck_MS_Paint_Adventures_Problem_Sleuth_Terezi_Pyrope.gif|thumb|right|220px|What Andrew actually produces.]]
[[File:Basement Dwellers.png|thumb|right|220px|A rather accurate portrayal of Homestuck fans.]]
[[File:612900.png|thumb|right|220px|Well developed Characters Hussie, [[Sarcasm|your writing transcends the heavens.]]]]

== Bard Quest and Jailbreak ==

In these two pieces of [[Shit|shit]] [[shit nobody cares about|nobody cares about]], an unnamed man attempts to escape from a prison cell. Neither of these stories were finished, and reflect Hussie's lazy ass work ethic. [[Some argue|But if they were finished,]] they would reveal Hussie's collection of sick shit. The only reason he couldn't continue his smut further was because he realized he couldn't get more jew gold without [[cumslut|sucking the fans pork-lances any harder.]] Thankfully, thanks to the efforts of [[Tim Buckley]], "[[Choose Your Own Adventure]]" comics were made [[Shit|much, much worse.]] [[Irony|Not that he is original or anything.]]

== Problem Sleuth ==
Problem Sleuth is the story of [[Internet Tough Guy|some detective dude]] and his two [[Faggot|buddies]], Lord Douche and Captain Caveman. It starts with them in their room jacking off to the scenery (bullshit backgrounds Hussie's [[Fan Art|fans drew]]). Eventually they get out and [[Cthulhu|other]] [[Shit nobody cares about|stupid shit]] happens. They go to a bunch of places that aren't notable and solve puzzles too obscure for your [[Computer Science III|Webster dictionary]] to comprehend. Eventually they fight the [[Xenu|Demon Orgy CockDick]], because he's all [[Word| up in their shit, waving his junk around.]] They get pissed, other stuff happens, and it all ends in shit nobody understands or cares for. An [[My Immortal|incoherent storyline]], abysmal art, and frequent meaningless [[tl;dr|walls of text]] combine to make this abcess of a [[webcomic]] unbearable; however, it's still better than Homestuck.

== Homestuck ==

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Homosuck is an [[anime]] about four autistic NEETs who decide to do [[Opiates|heroin]] [[orgy|together]] for the first time, in a story taking inspiration from professional wrestling, [[furry]] porn, and 1940s war propaganda serials as it explores autocannibalism practicioner Andrew Hussie's erotic feelings towards [[Beastiality|horses]], cripples, albinos, and [[shota|small children]]. The story is segmented into eighty-seven cantos, each invoking the motif of sexual awakening within one of the author's spirit animals.

Faggotslurp has attracted a [[Fat|large]] and [[Fundies||fanatical]] following of [[Emo|nihilistic]] underaged trannysexuals among whom [[AIDS|pozzing]] is a common initiation ritual. Other activities practiced at [[orgy|meetups]] include bile drinking as well as communal piss-downs. [[Faggots|Initiates]] commonly dress as the story's whimsical "trolls", a race of insectile [[Rape|rapists]] with [[Guido|orange dicks]] growing out of their heads.

Trannyguzzle commonly features over nine thousand words per panel, and, uniquely among [[webcomics]], intermittent [[LOLWUT|malaysian throat-singing sequences]] summarizing the events thus far, with competing fandom subcommunities frantically working to translate and interpret the messages.

The first [[At_Least_100|100+]] pages read like [[What|Zork: The Webcomic]]. The next 1000 pages of [[Shit nobody cares about|plot]] introduce some kids named [[Retard|John]], [[Goth|Rose]], and [[Hipster|Dave]]. Suddenly, [[Truth|as if it were unplanned]] and the author realized that nothing had actually happened yet, a meteor comes and the world ends. [[Nobody cares|No one seems to notice]], most likely because the collective IQ of the group is about the same as the [[Nothing|average reader's]]. Some way through this, [[internet tough guy|Dave]] starts feeling [[bisexual|sexually confused]] by a bunch of [[Homosexuality|homoerotic]] puppets that his [[incest|brother]] made. His confusion soon [[cum|comes]] to an end. Luckily, [[Buttsecks|anal rape]] is an everyday occurrence in his household, so you don't have to worry about the comic ending there.

After that, John enters the [[Party Van|realm]] of [[Xenu|a flying spaghetti monster]] and proceeds to pissrape some monsters. Later he [[An hero|randomly dies]], [[Doctor Who|BUT DON'T WORRY, THAT WAS JUST AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE]]. Dave can now travel through time or something [[Shit Nobody Cares About|because future Dave gave past Dave magic floating turntables which only exist because future Dave got them from future future Dave when he was past Dave, which is present Dave now]]. Andrew calls it "weird time shit", which is retardese for Deus Ex Machina. The fourth main character is finally introduced, after [[Over nine thousand|over $400,000]] of shit art. And guess what? She's a [[furry]].

[[DO NOT WANT|Later it's revealed that John is a fuck-clone of himself and his friends made with green ghost semen. No need to elaborate on this.]] (Note: this [[truth|is actually part of the official canon.]]) Ater meeting a bunch of aliens that everyone jizzes their pants over, the kids hitch a ride on a meteor with a one way ticket to [[Hell|Chuck E. Cheese's]].

Trolls are the main draw to Homestuck, as there are 12 of them and they are [[sluts|"naturally bisexual"]]. This leads fans to assume that they'll fuck anything that moves, just as the fans themselves will [[basement dwellers|FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES]]. Hussie, realizing his mistake, decides to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|reset the comic]] for presumed "lulz," but the lulz are missing because they got mugged by [[Gary Niger|a black guy]].

But wait, there's more! In a [[bullshit|stunning]] twist, Hussie decides to [[Delete Fucking Everything|kill fucking everyone]] for no reason, making all his [[retards|fans]] flip the fuck out. [[Yes]], he managed to [[troll]] his fan base. Yes, there were some [[lulz]]. [[No]], it does not mean the fanbase wised up and stopped being lolcows.

But they weren't dead, because of alternate timeline/Deus Ex Machina bullshit, and then he introduces more [[Faggots|characters]], repeating the process infinitely.

In all actuality, he's going to keep pandering to the "homies" and put more ":B" faces everywhere. A video game is coming out in <s>2014</s> <s>2015</s> 2016, thanks to the efforts of [[Bobby Kotick|the owner of the world's largest Jew Gold refinery]].
=== The epilogues ===

This shitshow of a webcomic continues on the epiloges, these are not even drawn anymore and hussie relegated the writing to some random azn and a SJW cunt (ctset and Cephied_Variable respectively) the resulting thing being a steaming pile of shit that not even the most obsessed fantards are willing to eat. The epilogue is divided in two paths, "meat" and "candy" one is canon and the other is not but it doesnt even matter at this point.

Prologue of the "meat" path
* Treated by Rose, John and Calliope as the "canon" path where John chooses to fight Lord English.
* John goes back to canon and steals a ring of life from Aranea Serket right after she is revived, then gather the kids to fight Caliborn as it happened in the masterpiece.
* Vriska is wounded by falling shards of reality and falls into the black hole before seeing the juju in action.
* The juju unloads the beta kids, which fight Lord English along with the ghost army. English gets struck by the Caledfwlch and is thrown into the black hole along with Davepeta. John gets badly wounded from the fight, but sees himself as the only survivor.
* Drifting in the abyss, John finds his Dad's wallet and later, Meenah. She steals John's ring of life and is brought to the Candy timeline.
*John and Terezi discover each other in the furthest ring. Together, they set off into the abyss to search for more survivors. John discovers his Dad's car in steady orbit around the black hole, and they use it as a transportation vessel to scour the void. Eventually, Terezi dislodges Lord English's tooth from John's abdomen, and the two have sex in the back of the car. Terezi gives up looking for Vriska and John brings them back to Earth C, but he doesn't make much further and dies from "cherub poison", a condition Jane could not heal.
* Meanwhile Dirk, in the "Candy" path of the Epilogue, committed suicide and in doing so unlocked what has been referred to as powers of "Ultimate Self" that allowed him to take over the story-telling of Homestuck itself, turning the very words of the narrator in the "Meat" path orange while Alternate Calliope battles him for control of the story-telling narrative with her respective red text.
* Power beyond God Tier, known as Ultimate Self, is revealed to exist in the Homestuck universe.
* Karkat is convinced to run for Earth C's presidency against Jane but loses by a landslide due to Dirk's manipulations on the events.
* Roxy and Calliope transition, Calliope using they/them pronouns, while Roxy used they/them at first, but soon used he/him pronouns because Calliope is fucking retarded.
* Jade is possessed by Alternate Calliope and gains control of the narrative in this path. Dirk shoots a tranquilizer at Jade's body before she can interfere further. After waking up, Jade warns the others Dirk has to be stopped, but he already fled from Earth.
* Dave [[faggot|kisses]] Karkat under Dirk's attemped influence, "canonizing" their relationship.
* Ends with Alternate Calliope, while wielding Jade's body, consuming Lord English's entire body in a revolting act of vore. Aradia, Calliope, and Dave who has by this point turned into Davebot, proceed to leave this universe for a higher plane of existence. This ending while technically indicated by the URL to be in the "Meat" path, is actually the ending to the "Candy" path.

Confused? me too.

===Homestuck^2===
And seems like Hussie isn´t done milking the rotting cow that is his webcomic and made a continuation, FROM THE MOST FUCKING IDIOTIC EPILOGUE, at this point everyone is done with this bullshit, somehow Hussie thinks that pointing out that candy was idiotic in the epilogues invalidated all criticism with the last updates. The entire point of candy in the epilogue was that it was shoe on the head retarded and it didn´t excuse anything, making something that´s bad on purpouse is still bad and continually making something that is crap and deflecting criticism by saying that its supposed to be bad is the final sign that Hussie and his troupe of retarded writers are so far up their own asses that they think doing this is original.

The continuation pretty much resembles the epilogue in it´s non-existent quality.

===The Homestuck Adventure game===

Andrew, being the [[jew]] he is, decided to cash in on his shitty comic even more by creating [[AIDS|HIV]]E[[transgender|SWAP]], a point and click adventure game designed to be a somewhat prequel to the comic. The game was supposed to be in 3d but was cut down to a 2d artstyle because [[King's Quest|The Odd Gentlemen]] stole all their money in an attempt [[LOLWUT|to make their own game with said money]]. The game that ended up being released was the first of four acts that was little over 2 hours long so that you couldn't refund, and costed [[bullshit|eight fucking dollars]]. In a panic about what to do for the second act, Andrew created [[Animu|Hiveswap Friendim]]. A series of Visual Novel games that was $1 on launch, and had [[EA|18 "necessary" dlc's]] that were needed to play the whole story and now its getting a sequel that his being monthly updated. The second act was meant to release in summer of 2018, however it never actually came out.

Nevermind all that in october 2020 HIVESWAP act 2 was released to pretty much quench the thirst of the fans for more [[shit|content]], act 3 is being worked on as you read this article, the second act is just as easy as the last act (if you aren´t a fucking brainlet that cant solve a kids puzzle).

=== How To Become Part of the Fandom ===

1. Go to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ the site.]

2. Skip to Act 5.

3. [[?????|Question marks]].

4. [[Profit]] like a [[Wal-Mart]] in a [[white trash]] community.

=== Insane Asylum Rantings ===
 
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|'''Just keep your hands off my page, and all other user's pages as well, please. It is against proper wiki etiquitte (sp?) to edit another user's page without their permission. It's a good way to get blocked. Thank you and have a pleasant evening.'''|experimentalDeity 03:03, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
|'''A) I already know I have Asperger's syndrome. Ihank you for stating the obvious, Captain!'''|experimentalDeity 03:23, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
|'''Also, I was complaining, not whining.'''|experimentalDeity 03:26, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
|'''Wait fuck you really have Aspergers. *not sure if sarcastic response or just reality*'''|I am the wizard its me! 03:36, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
|'''Yes, I have Aspergers. Why are we freaking about this? No biggie!'''|experimentalDeity 03:41, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
|'''Did not expect that. Ok back to buisness.'''|I am the wizard its me! 03:45, April 9, 2012 (UTC)
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=== Dating Service ===

The autistic fucks that actually enjoy this complicated shit have decided to open up a dating service for people in their fandom. It's filled with a bunch of [[13-year-old_boy|13 year old boys]] and [[16-year-old_girl|16 year old girls]]. You can find the virgins and their profiles <s>[http://dateline413.tumblr.com here.]</s> baleeted.

== Characters of Homestuck==

For some reason, Andjew decided to color-code his ridiculously two-dimensional characters so his [[fangirls]] could tell them apart.

The Children:
*'''John''': A young [[Gay|heterosexual]] male who likes [[cocks|gushers]] and has a [[fetish]] for old women, notably ones that lead to [[incest]]. He has no personality whatsoever.
*'''Rose''': An [[emo]] know-it-all [[cunt]] who's smarmy and predictable. Enjoys watching a '''[[furry]]''' unleash [[genocide]] on a planet while [[Fap|masturbating]] to [[Cthulhu]] preforming [[goatse]] on LSD.
*'''Dave''': A [[Weeaboo|wannabee.]] His brother has a thing for puppets, which leads to Dave's eventual rape. Still thinks he's hot shit because his anus is redder than a Jew's nose. He claims everything he does is for [[irony|ironcontent://media/external/file/9649ic purposes]].
*'''Jade''': [[Furry]] cosplayer, [[whore|precog]], and so boring she gave herself narcolepsy. Not even the fans care about this [[Whore|bitch]], moving on.
*'''The [[Gay|Guardians]]''': Two neglectful parents too busy doing fuck-all to watch their kids, [[Charles Darwin]], and an [[Weeaboo|animu nerd]].
*'''Jack''': Some [[nigger]] in a legal department that shanked a [[negress|niggeress]], took her jewelery, and went on to kill a bunch of [[White Trash|people]] from [[Wal-Mart|another planet]]. [[LULZ|Does it for the lulz]].
The [[Moar]] Children:
*'''Jane''': [[White|WASP]] bitch who likes [[fat|baking]]. Boring as shit, except when she flips the fuck out. Also got rejected by Jake because she's a [[faggot| fucking fat ass]].
*'''Roxy''': Drunken [[GOTIS|haxxor]] who has a [[incest|dysfunctional relationship]] with her [[MILF|mother.]]
*'''Dirk''': [[faggot]]. One of the few characters who manages not to fuck up every single thing they do, but [[Emo|hates himself]] anyway.
*'''Jake''': [[Faggot|Indiana Jones wannabe]] with a [[murder|gun kink.]] Bisexual and a complete fuckwit.
The <s>Devils</s>Trolls:
*'''Aradia''': [[sick fuck|Necr0philiac]] r0b0t. Zer0 pers0nality.
*'''Tavros''': ,[[Cripple|cRIPPLE]] THAT SPEAKS LIKE A COMPLETE [[RETARD]], THAT CAN'T CORRECTLY FORMULATE SENTENCES, AND TEACHES [[autistic|AUTISTIC]] KIDS THAT [[LULZ|THEY CAN FLY]],
*'''Sollux''': [[basement dweller|l33t haxx0r]]. [[srs bsns|2r2 b2n2]] here! Ha2 no [[shit nobody cares about|plot]] functiion and then diie2.
*'''Karkat''': [[short man syndrome|SMALL MAN.]] [[Goatse|LARGE ANUS]]. SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT HIS APPEARANCE AND HIS RELATIONSHIPS, HE'S ABOUT AS CLOSE TO ONE OF THESE PATHETIC FANTARDS AS IT GETS.
*'''Nepeta''': :33 < [[Furry]] who obsesses over fictional relationships between her online friends. Every Homestuck reader in one character.
*'''Kanaya''': [[My Immortal|Lesbian Vampire.]] Hussie Needed To Pander To An Even Wider Range Of People. He Decided That Introducing The [[faggot|Homosexual]] Community To His "Art" Was A Good Idea, So Every Other Little '''[[Gay]]''' [[16-year-old girl|Girl]] Identifies With This One, Due To [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]. Kanaya Herself Enjoys Lipstick And Fashion, And Therefore Is [[fail|Not Even A Proper Lesbian.]]
*'''Terezi''': [[No one|WHO C4R3S?]] [[what|C4N S33 THROUGH SM3LL 4FT3R H3R 3Y3S W3R3 BURN3D BY TH3 SUN.]] CHO1C3 4SS.
*'''Vriska''': [[GOTIS]]. Telepathic psycho 8itch who killed her friends. No8ody seems to 8e 8othered 8y her doing this.
*'''Equius''': D --> [[Mr. Hands]].
*'''Gamzee''': [[juggalo]]. KILLS EVERBODY. intentionally helps magical fuck puppet resurrect main bad guy and doom the universe. IS TRAPPED IN A FRIDGE TO ATONE FOR HIS SINS.
*'''Eridan''': [[hipster|Hipster faggot]] wwho [[failure|can't do anything right]]. Harry Potter obsessivve wwho [[epic fail|tries to wwreck shit but is then sawwn in half by some lesbian.]]
*'''Feferi''': [[shit nobody cares about|Once again, w)(o really gives a s)(it]]? T)(e Royal W)(ore w)(o stuffs fis)( up )(er butt and )(as no plot relevance at all.
The [[Moar]] Trolls:
*'''Kankri''': [[White Knight]]. The epit9me of a [[SJW|social justice 6l9gger]]. [[Truth|Every9ne in the 9mniverse is currently trying t9 get a restraining 9rder against this assh9le]].
*'''Damara''': [[Weeaboo]]. [[DO NOT WANT|Gives extremely sexual commentary in bad Japanese to anybody she meets.]]
*'''Rufioh''': The troll equ1valent of Dante Basco. Tr1es to save the world by be1ng 1nto [[bestiality|best1al1ty]].
*'''Mituna''': [[RETARD|R3T4RD]], F0RM3R P57CH1C. D13D 1N 4 M4RCH1NG 4CC1D3N7.
*'''Meulin''': (=T I T=) DEAF NEKOGIRL WHO TAKES HORNS UP HER ASS FROM HER CLEARLY INSANE AND EVIL BOYFRIEND.
*'''Porrim''': [[Tits or GTFO|Tits of GTFO+]]. Giant who+re who+ has spent mo+st o+f eternity getting [[Buttsecks|her ass po+unded]] by [[Cthulhu]].
*'''Latula''': [[Girl Gamer|guuuuurl g4m3r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] 4s 4nnoy1ng 4s r34l-l1f3 count3rp4rts. Do3sn't 3v3r do 4nyth1ng of not3, som3th1ng Hom3stuck f4ns c4n r3l4t3 to.
*'''Aranea''': [[shit nobody cares about|Possi8le gigaaaaaaaantic les8ian for Meenah]]. Talks too fucking much. 8asically the worst one.
*'''Horuss''': 8=D < Rufioh's [[butt buddy]]. He is the <s>Engineer</s>He's too much of a shitty character to be the [[engineer]]. Plus, he never builds any [[Prosthetic Penis|Sentries]].
*'''Kurloz''': [[STFU|Mute]]. Gay mime who is secretly in cahoots with Gamzee, an equally two-dimensional and pointless character. Only tolerable because he tries to stop the train-wreck of a comic by [[delete fucking everything|destroying the universe]].
*'''Cronus''': Ice-less vwersion of the [[Adventure Time|Ice King]]. No one lovwes him because he's a [[pedophile]] and <s>looks like</s> a faggot.
*'''Meenah''': [[bitch|A psycho]]. Generally bitchy to everybody, and idolises the alternate version of [[MILF|herself]] who is a megalomaniacal galactic genocidal bitch queen. <s>One of the only two likeable Moar Trolls.</s>
[[Faggots|Cherubs]]:
*'''Caliborn/Calliope''': Some sort of [[asexual]] green anal hair. He/She share the same body. This thing represents the Homestuck fandom. Calliope is a whiny fangirl bitch, while Caliborn is a dUmb angry fag who later becomes a giant goddamn demon asshole.
The gigantic prick of an author:
*'''Andrew''': The other [[Mr. Hands]]. Faps to his own characters and claims he [[Bestiality|will be yours if you give him a horse <s>to fuck</s>]]. For more confirmation of the author not having a life, he decided to [[Self-insert|add himself as a character]].

== "Shipping" ==
This is the only reason anyone reads this piece of cocksalad. Andjew has admitted this himself. He's even invented 3 other types of sex practices to accommodate for them. They are as follows:

*Kismesis (♠): Where you fuck someone you don't really like to give them STDs. Bonus points if they die.

*Moirail (♦): [[you|Friend Zone]]

*Matesprit (♥): Sex with someone who is not quite pathetic enough, deeming them as an acceptable cock sleeve for desperate losers.

*Auspistice(♣): Essentially a threeway with two people who couldn't do it alone without it looking too gay.

== [[1:00|What time is it?]] ==

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Image:Hussie_approved.jpg|Andrew approves.
Image:huss say that to my face fogggpt.jpg| You're welcome
Image:honk.png|This a rough approximation of Homestuck's [[Buttsecks|character development]].
Image:662926_-_Equius_Zahhak_Homestuck_Lusus_MS_Paint_Adventures.jpg|Also, [[bestiality]].
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Image:585934.jpg|Also, cripple porn.
Image:Milf Lalonde.png|Also, [[pedophilia]].
Image:HSwetdreams.png|What every HS fan dreams of. Still more acceptable than [[bronies]]' fantasies.
Image:Ruining anime cons.png|Anime Cons: Ruined Forever
Image:alien-mangina-vibrations.png|The average Homestuck panel.
Image:HAMSTEAK FAV ANIME.PNG|HOT TITTIES
Image:Chris chan sollux.png|[[Chris-chan|Fashion passes. Style is forever]].
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Image:Hussie my true hero.jpg|The
Image:Hussssie.jpg|Jew
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Image:STAHP JAKE.png|Piss Porn
Image:Fat Vriska.png|Can't go wrong with the [[fat]] [[fetish]]!
Image:HOMESTUCK GAYPON.gif|EVERYTHING IN A NUTSHELL
Image:Munchies.gif|Promoting [[McDonald's|healthy eating]].
Image:JAKE STAHP2.png|[[Team Fortress 2|JARATE!]]
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Image:Jane the Titty Monster.png|[[Titty Monster]].
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Image:Ham jake sadnwich.png|LOOK @ JAKE EAT THAT WHOLE SANDWICH HE’S GETTING MAYO ALL OVER HIS FACE WOW HE MUST BE HUNGRY
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== External Links ==

*[http://www.mspaintadventures.com The terribly formatted homepage]
*[http://www.mspaforums.com/ This is where most of the aspies wander]
*[http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/ Another shitty wiki full of aspies. Go ahead, just look]
*[http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/User:Per_Ankh Aspie proof source]

== See Also ==
*[[Webcomics]]
*[[Fandom]] (Currently not on the Top Ten Worst Fandoms list)
*[[My Little Pony]], one of the things worse than MSPaint Adventures.
*[[Newgrounds]] - on 10/25/11, Hussie uploaded a flash file on to Newgrounds. Cue his [[Fangirl|fangirls]] [[DoS|driving up the site traffic]] so much [[Epic Win|that Newgrounds crashed.]]
*[[TL;DR]]
*[[Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff]], one of the actually decent things Andjew pissed out of his narrow urethra.
*[[Tumblr]] Where the majority of fans are.
*[[Undertale]], a [[furry]] game made by a guy who did music for homestuck
*[[Homestar Runner]], a fandom that Homestuck often confused with. (Do you not fucking read the name of the Cartoon your refering to)

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2025-08-25T20:40:01Z

Adrian:

==Damn this shit ancient==

I’m pretty sure nobody is thinking of old grandpas when they hear lemon anymore.

[[User:Adrian|Adrian]] ([[User talk:Adrian|talk]]) 20:40, 25 August 2025 (UTC)
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:-''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Nyan micro sig.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 04:02, 28 March 2013 (EDT)

Streisand Effect

2025-08-25T15:47:13Z

Adrian: /* Reverse Streisand Effect */

[[Image:Fuck barbara is that your face.jpg|thumb|right|150px|People with faces like retarded box-terriers should adore any attention they get, not censor it.]]
The '''Streisand Effect''' is a term used to describe a commonly seen occurrence on the [[internet]] when somebody attempts to [[censor]] or remove some kind of information, documentation or photograph but somehow manages to forget that magic 'save as...' function that 99.9% of computers have. The censor ultimately ends up creating more buzz via censoring the file / image / document than if they simply just settled the fuck down and realized that [[nobody cares|nobody actually cared about them in the first place]].
{{quote|The net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.| John Gilmore}}

==Oh shit Barbra...==
[[Image:Streisand-malibu-house.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Oh hi Babs NICE MANSION]]
The Streisand Effect was coined after [[Jew|Barbra Streisand]], who in 2003 sued a photographer [[Google|for posting a picture of her home on the interwebs]]. Of course, nobody has ever given a fuck about Barbra other than [[Jews|her core demographic]] and [[tfo|faggots]] looking to [[whore]] her "[[Shit|music]]" to the masses, but after the news broke out that she was suing the photographer, the site's hits started coming in and more people eventually saw the photo than if Babs had just [[STFU]] in the first place. The irony is that the photographer was actually taking photos for an article on [[environmentalism|coastal erosion]], causing Barbra to look like an even bigger fool.

== Causes ==

[[IRL]], this effect is known as "gossip". [[Back in the day]] when people had real lives, it was an interesting pasttime for many to spread details about other people in the community. If these details were "[[Gay|secret]]" or "[[taboo]]" that just made them more interesting. [[IRL]] the effect was normally limited thanks to people having the same [[Gay|issue]] or not wanting the subject of the gossip to know they were spreading rumors. Effective equivalents of [[proxies]] were rare, but bathroom walls and [[tabloids]] could be used to similar effect.

Basic human behaviour combined with the relative anonymity and ease of communication [[OTI]] leads to [[Clusterfuck|the usual results]] - you get a thousand [[retards]] [[You|with nothing better to do]] trying to play [[Internet Humanitarianism|vigilant guardians]] of the sacred principles of [[free speech]] by spreading shit [[nobody cares]] about.

==Reverse Streisand Effect==
There's also a [http://www.techdirt.com/blog/?tag=reverse+streisand+effect reverse Streisand Effect], in which a company anonymously pays for a site or advertisement to be put up that parodies the company's ads or depicts the company's products in an edgy way. They the company, acting as though it just become aware of the content, pretends to be outraged and demands that the content be taken down, perhaps claiming intellectual property infringement. If all goes according to plan, this attracts a bunch of free media attention.

 Other cases of the Streisand Effect:
*[[09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0]]
*[[Zoe Quinn]] - The Quinnspiracy Effect
*[[Anita Sarkeesian]] - The $arkee$ian Effect
*[[Brianna Wu]]
*[[The Fappening]]
*[[KOSA]]
*[[Chris-chan]]
*[[DarksydePhil]]
*[[MundaneMatt]]
*[[Onigojirakaiju]]
*[[FreeSaiyan]]
*[[violetkitty411]]
*[[Jolene JRyda]]
*[[Alex Ford]]
*[[Tara Strong]]
*[[Lindsay Ellis]]
*[[Nick Chaleunphone]]
*[[Scientology]]
*[[Nebris]]
*[[Doopie DoOver]]
*[[Liskula Cohen]]
*[[Spoony]]
*[[Alec Difrawi]]
*[[Glenn Beck]]
*[[Ashley Greene]]
*''[[Evony]]''
*[[Muhammad Cartoons]]
*[[AdamPerson]]
*The leaking of the [[Australian Internet Filter]] list.
*Anything that [[China]] has ever done about anything.
*[[Gorgeous George]]'s financial papers
*[[Jeremy Bernal]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[Asspies]]
*[[Feminists]]
*[[Social Justice Warriors]]
*[[Realmrsoptimusprime]]
*[[The Unknown Autobot#A Challenger Appears|The Unknown Autobot]]
*[[Heidi Crowter]]
*[[Robert Wayne Stiles]]
*[[Brian Martin|The]] [[Kevin Martin|Martin]] [[Chrissie Martin|Family]]
*[[Hollie Toups]]
*[[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]]
*[[Porsche Girl]]
*[[Sweet Baby Inc Detected]] - A "not recommended" group went from 200 to 300,000 members in under a month because a developer fed a troll.

Streisand Effect

2025-08-25T15:46:06Z

Adrian: /* Reverse Streisand Effect */

Streisand Effect

2025-08-25T15:45:48Z

Adrian: /* Reverse Streisand Effect */

[[Image:Fuck barbara is that your face.jpg|thumb|right|150px|People with faces like retarded box-terriers should adore any attention they get, not censor it.]]
The '''Streisand Effect''' is a term used to describe a commonly seen occurrence on the [[internet]] when somebody attempts to [[censor]] or remove some kind of information, documentation or photograph but somehow manages to forget that magic 'save as...' function that 99.9% of computers have. The censor ultimately ends up creating more buzz via censoring the file / image / document than if they simply just settled the fuck down and realized that [[nobody cares|nobody actually cared about them in the first place]].
{{quote|The net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.| John Gilmore}}

==Oh shit Barbra...==
[[Image:Streisand-malibu-house.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Oh hi Babs NICE MANSION]]
The Streisand Effect was coined after [[Jew|Barbra Streisand]], who in 2003 sued a photographer [[Google|for posting a picture of her home on the interwebs]]. Of course, nobody has ever given a fuck about Barbra other than [[Jews|her core demographic]] and [[tfo|faggots]] looking to [[whore]] her "[[Shit|music]]" to the masses, but after the news broke out that she was suing the photographer, the site's hits started coming in and more people eventually saw the photo than if Babs had just [[STFU]] in the first place. The irony is that the photographer was actually taking photos for an article on [[environmentalism|coastal erosion]], causing Barbra to look like an even bigger fool.

== Causes ==

[[IRL]], this effect is known as "gossip". [[Back in the day]] when people had real lives, it was an interesting pasttime for many to spread details about other people in the community. If these details were "[[Gay|secret]]" or "[[taboo]]" that just made them more interesting. [[IRL]] the effect was normally limited thanks to people having the same [[Gay|issue]] or not wanting the subject of the gossip to know they were spreading rumors. Effective equivalents of [[proxies]] were rare, but bathroom walls and [[tabloids]] could be used to similar effect.

Basic human behaviour combined with the relative anonymity and ease of communication [[OTI]] leads to [[Clusterfuck|the usual results]] - you get a thousand [[retards]] [[You|with nothing better to do]] trying to play [[Internet Humanitarianism|vigilant guardians]] of the sacred principles of [[free speech]] by spreading shit [[nobody cares]] about.

==Reverse Streisand Effect==
There's also a [http://www.techdirt.com/blog/?tag=reverse+streisand+effect reverse Streisand Effect], in which a company anonymously pays for a site or advertisement to be put up that parodies the company's ads or depicts the company's products in an edgy way. They the company, acting as though it just become aware of the content, pretends to be outraged and demands that the content be taken down, perhaps claiming intellectual property infringement. If all goes according to plan, this attracts a bunch of free media attention.

 Other cases of the Streisand Effect
*[[09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0]]
*[[Zoe Quinn]] - The Quinnspiracy Effect
*[[Anita Sarkeesian]] - The $arkee$ian Effect
*[[Brianna Wu]]
*[[The Fappening]]
*[[KOSA]]
*[[Chris-chan]]
*[[DarksydePhil]]
*[[MundaneMatt]]
*[[Onigojirakaiju]]
*[[FreeSaiyan]]
*[[violetkitty411]]
*[[Jolene JRyda]]
*[[Alex Ford]]
*[[Tara Strong]]
*[[Lindsay Ellis]]
*[[Nick Chaleunphone]]
*[[Scientology]]
*[[Nebris]]
*[[Doopie DoOver]]
*[[Liskula Cohen]]
*[[Spoony]]
*[[Alec Difrawi]]
*[[Glenn Beck]]
*[[Ashley Greene]]
*''[[Evony]]''
*[[Muhammad Cartoons]]
*[[AdamPerson]]
*The leaking of the [[Australian Internet Filter]] list.
*Anything that [[China]] has ever done about anything.
*[[Gorgeous George]]'s financial papers
*[[Jeremy Bernal]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[Asspies]]
*[[Feminists]]
*[[Social Justice Warriors]]
*[[Realmrsoptimusprime]]
*[[The Unknown Autobot#A Challenger Appears|The Unknown Autobot]]
*[[Heidi Crowter]]
*[[Robert Wayne Stiles]]
*[[Brian Martin|The]] [[Kevin Martin|Martin]] [[Chrissie Martin|Family]]
*[[Hollie Toups]]
*[[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]]
*[[Porsche Girl]]
*[[Sweet Baby Inc Detected]] - A "not recommended" group went from 200 to 300,000 members in under a month because a developer fed a troll.

==Other cases of the Streisand Effect==
*[[09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0]]
*[[Zoe Quinn]] - The Quinnspiracy Effect
*[[Anita Sarkeesian]] - The $arkee$ian Effect
*[[Brianna Wu]]
*[[The Fappening]]
*[[KOSA]]
*[[Chris-chan]]
*[[DarksydePhil]]
*[[MundaneMatt]]
*[[Onigojirakaiju]]
*[[FreeSaiyan]]
*[[violetkitty411]]
*[[Jolene JRyda]]
*[[Alex Ford]]
*[[Tara Strong]]
*[[Lindsay Ellis]]
*[[Nick Chaleunphone]]
*[[Scientology]]
*[[Nebris]]
*[[Doopie DoOver]]
*[[Liskula Cohen]]
*[[Spoony]]
*[[Alec Difrawi]]
*[[Glenn Beck]]
*[[Ashley Greene]]
*''[[Evony]]''
*[[Muhammad Cartoons]]
*[[AdamPerson]]
*The leaking of the [[Australian Internet Filter]] list.
*Anything that [[China]] has ever done about anything.
*[[Gorgeous George]]'s financial papers
*[[Jeremy Bernal]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[Asspies]]
*[[Feminists]]
*[[Social Justice Warriors]]
*[[Realmrsoptimusprime]]
*[[The Unknown Autobot#A Challenger Appears|The Unknown Autobot]]
*[[Heidi Crowter]]
*[[Robert Wayne Stiles]]
*[[Brian Martin|The]] [[Kevin Martin|Martin]] [[Chrissie Martin|Family]]
*[[Hollie Toups]]
*[[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]]
*[[Porsche Girl]]
*[[Sweet Baby Inc Detected]] - A "not recommended" group went from 200 to 300,000 members in under a month because a developer fed a troll.

Streisand Effect

2025-08-25T15:45:28Z

Adrian: /* Reverse Streisand Effect */

[[Image:Fuck barbara is that your face.jpg|thumb|right|150px|People with faces like retarded box-terriers should adore any attention they get, not censor it.]]
The '''Streisand Effect''' is a term used to describe a commonly seen occurrence on the [[internet]] when somebody attempts to [[censor]] or remove some kind of information, documentation or photograph but somehow manages to forget that magic 'save as...' function that 99.9% of computers have. The censor ultimately ends up creating more buzz via censoring the file / image / document than if they simply just settled the fuck down and realized that [[nobody cares|nobody actually cared about them in the first place]].
{{quote|The net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.| John Gilmore}}

==Oh shit Barbra...==
[[Image:Streisand-malibu-house.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Oh hi Babs NICE MANSION]]
The Streisand Effect was coined after [[Jew|Barbra Streisand]], who in 2003 sued a photographer [[Google|for posting a picture of her home on the interwebs]]. Of course, nobody has ever given a fuck about Barbra other than [[Jews|her core demographic]] and [[tfo|faggots]] looking to [[whore]] her "[[Shit|music]]" to the masses, but after the news broke out that she was suing the photographer, the site's hits started coming in and more people eventually saw the photo than if Babs had just [[STFU]] in the first place. The irony is that the photographer was actually taking photos for an article on [[environmentalism|coastal erosion]], causing Barbra to look like an even bigger fool.

== Causes ==

[[IRL]], this effect is known as "gossip". [[Back in the day]] when people had real lives, it was an interesting pasttime for many to spread details about other people in the community. If these details were "[[Gay|secret]]" or "[[taboo]]" that just made them more interesting. [[IRL]] the effect was normally limited thanks to people having the same [[Gay|issue]] or not wanting the subject of the gossip to know they were spreading rumors. Effective equivalents of [[proxies]] were rare, but bathroom walls and [[tabloids]] could be used to similar effect.

Basic human behaviour combined with the relative anonymity and ease of communication [[OTI]] leads to [[Clusterfuck|the usual results]] - you get a thousand [[retards]] [[You|with nothing better to do]] trying to play [[Internet Humanitarianism|vigilant guardians]] of the sacred principles of [[free speech]] by spreading shit [[nobody cares]] about.

==Reverse Streisand Effect==
There's also a [http://www.techdirt.com/blog/?tag=reverse+streisand+effect reverse Streisand Effect], in which a company anonymously pays for a site or advertisement to be put up that parodies the company's ads or depicts the company's products in an edgy way. They the company, acting as though it just become aware of the content, pretends to be outraged and demands that the content be taken down, perhaps claiming intellectual property infringement. If all goes according to plan, this attracts a bunch of free media attention.

 Other cases of the Streisand Effect </small%
*[[09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0]]
*[[Zoe Quinn]] - The Quinnspiracy Effect
*[[Anita Sarkeesian]] - The $arkee$ian Effect
*[[Brianna Wu]]
*[[The Fappening]]
*[[KOSA]]
*[[Chris-chan]]
*[[DarksydePhil]]
*[[MundaneMatt]]
*[[Onigojirakaiju]]
*[[FreeSaiyan]]
*[[violetkitty411]]
*[[Jolene JRyda]]
*[[Alex Ford]]
*[[Tara Strong]]
*[[Lindsay Ellis]]
*[[Nick Chaleunphone]]
*[[Scientology]]
*[[Nebris]]
*[[Doopie DoOver]]
*[[Liskula Cohen]]
*[[Spoony]]
*[[Alec Difrawi]]
*[[Glenn Beck]]
*[[Ashley Greene]]
*''[[Evony]]''
*[[Muhammad Cartoons]]
*[[AdamPerson]]
*The leaking of the [[Australian Internet Filter]] list.
*Anything that [[China]] has ever done about anything.
*[[Gorgeous George]]'s financial papers
*[[Jeremy Bernal]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[Asspies]]
*[[Feminists]]
*[[Social Justice Warriors]]
*[[Realmrsoptimusprime]]
*[[The Unknown Autobot#A Challenger Appears|The Unknown Autobot]]
*[[Heidi Crowter]]
*[[Robert Wayne Stiles]]
*[[Brian Martin|The]] [[Kevin Martin|Martin]] [[Chrissie Martin|Family]]
*[[Hollie Toups]]
*[[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]]
*[[Porsche Girl]]
*[[Sweet Baby Inc Detected]] - A "not recommended" group went from 200 to 300,000 members in under a month because a developer fed a troll.

==Other cases of the Streisand Effect==
*[[09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0]]
*[[Zoe Quinn]] - The Quinnspiracy Effect
*[[Anita Sarkeesian]] - The $arkee$ian Effect
*[[Brianna Wu]]
*[[The Fappening]]
*[[KOSA]]
*[[Chris-chan]]
*[[DarksydePhil]]
*[[MundaneMatt]]
*[[Onigojirakaiju]]
*[[FreeSaiyan]]
*[[violetkitty411]]
*[[Jolene JRyda]]
*[[Alex Ford]]
*[[Tara Strong]]
*[[Lindsay Ellis]]
*[[Nick Chaleunphone]]
*[[Scientology]]
*[[Nebris]]
*[[Doopie DoOver]]
*[[Liskula Cohen]]
*[[Spoony]]
*[[Alec Difrawi]]
*[[Glenn Beck]]
*[[Ashley Greene]]
*''[[Evony]]''
*[[Muhammad Cartoons]]
*[[AdamPerson]]
*The leaking of the [[Australian Internet Filter]] list.
*Anything that [[China]] has ever done about anything.
*[[Gorgeous George]]'s financial papers
*[[Jeremy Bernal]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[Asspies]]
*[[Feminists]]
*[[Social Justice Warriors]]
*[[Realmrsoptimusprime]]
*[[The Unknown Autobot#A Challenger Appears|The Unknown Autobot]]
*[[Heidi Crowter]]
*[[Robert Wayne Stiles]]
*[[Brian Martin|The]] [[Kevin Martin|Martin]] [[Chrissie Martin|Family]]
*[[Hollie Toups]]
*[[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]]
*[[Porsche Girl]]
*[[Sweet Baby Inc Detected]] - A "not recommended" group went from 200 to 300,000 members in under a month because a developer fed a troll.

Streisand Effect

2025-08-25T15:44:45Z

Adrian: /* See Also */

[[Image:Fuck barbara is that your face.jpg|thumb|right|150px|People with faces like retarded box-terriers should adore any attention they get, not censor it.]]
The '''Streisand Effect''' is a term used to describe a commonly seen occurrence on the [[internet]] when somebody attempts to [[censor]] or remove some kind of information, documentation or photograph but somehow manages to forget that magic 'save as...' function that 99.9% of computers have. The censor ultimately ends up creating more buzz via censoring the file / image / document than if they simply just settled the fuck down and realized that [[nobody cares|nobody actually cared about them in the first place]].
{{quote|The net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.| John Gilmore}}

==Oh shit Barbra...==
[[Image:Streisand-malibu-house.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Oh hi Babs NICE MANSION]]
The Streisand Effect was coined after [[Jew|Barbra Streisand]], who in 2003 sued a photographer [[Google|for posting a picture of her home on the interwebs]]. Of course, nobody has ever given a fuck about Barbra other than [[Jews|her core demographic]] and [[tfo|faggots]] looking to [[whore]] her "[[Shit|music]]" to the masses, but after the news broke out that she was suing the photographer, the site's hits started coming in and more people eventually saw the photo than if Babs had just [[STFU]] in the first place. The irony is that the photographer was actually taking photos for an article on [[environmentalism|coastal erosion]], causing Barbra to look like an even bigger fool.

== Causes ==

[[IRL]], this effect is known as "gossip". [[Back in the day]] when people had real lives, it was an interesting pasttime for many to spread details about other people in the community. If these details were "[[Gay|secret]]" or "[[taboo]]" that just made them more interesting. [[IRL]] the effect was normally limited thanks to people having the same [[Gay|issue]] or not wanting the subject of the gossip to know they were spreading rumors. Effective equivalents of [[proxies]] were rare, but bathroom walls and [[tabloids]] could be used to similar effect.

Basic human behaviour combined with the relative anonymity and ease of communication [[OTI]] leads to [[Clusterfuck|the usual results]] - you get a thousand [[retards]] [[You|with nothing better to do]] trying to play [[Internet Humanitarianism|vigilant guardians]] of the sacred principles of [[free speech]] by spreading shit [[nobody cares]] about.

==Reverse Streisand Effect==
There's also a [http://www.techdirt.com/blog/?tag=reverse+streisand+effect reverse Streisand Effect], in which a company anonymously pays for a site or advertisement to be put up that parodies the company's ads or depicts the company's products in an edgy way. They the company, acting as though it just become aware of the content, pretends to be outraged and demands that the content be taken down, perhaps claiming intellectual property infringement. If all goes according to plan, this attracts a bunch of free media attention.

Small text==Other cases of the Streisand Effect==
*[[09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0]]
*[[Zoe Quinn]] - The Quinnspiracy Effect
*[[Anita Sarkeesian]] - The $arkee$ian Effect
*[[Brianna Wu]]
*[[The Fappening]]
*[[KOSA]]
*[[Chris-chan]]
*[[DarksydePhil]]
*[[MundaneMatt]]
*[[Onigojirakaiju]]
*[[FreeSaiyan]]
*[[violetkitty411]]
*[[Jolene JRyda]]
*[[Alex Ford]]
*[[Tara Strong]]
*[[Lindsay Ellis]]
*[[Nick Chaleunphone]]
*[[Scientology]]
*[[Nebris]]
*[[Doopie DoOver]]
*[[Liskula Cohen]]
*[[Spoony]]
*[[Alec Difrawi]]
*[[Glenn Beck]]
*[[Ashley Greene]]
*''[[Evony]]''
*[[Muhammad Cartoons]]
*[[AdamPerson]]
*The leaking of the [[Australian Internet Filter]] list.
*Anything that [[China]] has ever done about anything.
*[[Gorgeous George]]'s financial papers
*[[Jeremy Bernal]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[Asspies]]
*[[Feminists]]
*[[Social Justice Warriors]]
*[[Realmrsoptimusprime]]
*[[The Unknown Autobot#A Challenger Appears|The Unknown Autobot]]
*[[Heidi Crowter]]
*[[Robert Wayne Stiles]]
*[[Brian Martin|The]] [[Kevin Martin|Martin]] [[Chrissie Martin|Family]]
*[[Hollie Toups]]
*[[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]]
*[[Porsche Girl]]
*[[Sweet Baby Inc Detected]] - A "not recommended" group went from 200 to 300,000 members in under a month because a developer fed a troll.

==Other cases of the Streisand Effect==
*[[09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0]]
*[[Zoe Quinn]] - The Quinnspiracy Effect
*[[Anita Sarkeesian]] - The $arkee$ian Effect
*[[Brianna Wu]]
*[[The Fappening]]
*[[KOSA]]
*[[Chris-chan]]
*[[DarksydePhil]]
*[[MundaneMatt]]
*[[Onigojirakaiju]]
*[[FreeSaiyan]]
*[[violetkitty411]]
*[[Jolene JRyda]]
*[[Alex Ford]]
*[[Tara Strong]]
*[[Lindsay Ellis]]
*[[Nick Chaleunphone]]
*[[Scientology]]
*[[Nebris]]
*[[Doopie DoOver]]
*[[Liskula Cohen]]
*[[Spoony]]
*[[Alec Difrawi]]
*[[Glenn Beck]]
*[[Ashley Greene]]
*''[[Evony]]''
*[[Muhammad Cartoons]]
*[[AdamPerson]]
*The leaking of the [[Australian Internet Filter]] list.
*Anything that [[China]] has ever done about anything.
*[[Gorgeous George]]'s financial papers
*[[Jeremy Bernal]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[Asspies]]
*[[Feminists]]
*[[Social Justice Warriors]]
*[[Realmrsoptimusprime]]
*[[The Unknown Autobot#A Challenger Appears|The Unknown Autobot]]
*[[Heidi Crowter]]
*[[Robert Wayne Stiles]]
*[[Brian Martin|The]] [[Kevin Martin|Martin]] [[Chrissie Martin|Family]]
*[[Hollie Toups]]
*[[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]]
*[[Porsche Girl]]
*[[Sweet Baby Inc Detected]] - A "not recommended" group went from 200 to 300,000 members in under a month because a developer fed a troll.

Streisand Effect

2025-08-25T15:44:12Z

Adrian: /* Other cases of the Streisand Effect */

[[Image:Fuck barbara is that your face.jpg|thumb|right|150px|People with faces like retarded box-terriers should adore any attention they get, not censor it.]]
The '''Streisand Effect''' is a term used to describe a commonly seen occurrence on the [[internet]] when somebody attempts to [[censor]] or remove some kind of information, documentation or photograph but somehow manages to forget that magic 'save as...' function that 99.9% of computers have. The censor ultimately ends up creating more buzz via censoring the file / image / document than if they simply just settled the fuck down and realized that [[nobody cares|nobody actually cared about them in the first place]].
{{quote|The net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.| John Gilmore}}

==Oh shit Barbra...==
[[Image:Streisand-malibu-house.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Oh hi Babs NICE MANSION]]
The Streisand Effect was coined after [[Jew|Barbra Streisand]], who in 2003 sued a photographer [[Google|for posting a picture of her home on the interwebs]]. Of course, nobody has ever given a fuck about Barbra other than [[Jews|her core demographic]] and [[tfo|faggots]] looking to [[whore]] her "[[Shit|music]]" to the masses, but after the news broke out that she was suing the photographer, the site's hits started coming in and more people eventually saw the photo than if Babs had just [[STFU]] in the first place. The irony is that the photographer was actually taking photos for an article on [[environmentalism|coastal erosion]], causing Barbra to look like an even bigger fool.

== Causes ==

[[IRL]], this effect is known as "gossip". [[Back in the day]] when people had real lives, it was an interesting pasttime for many to spread details about other people in the community. If these details were "[[Gay|secret]]" or "[[taboo]]" that just made them more interesting. [[IRL]] the effect was normally limited thanks to people having the same [[Gay|issue]] or not wanting the subject of the gossip to know they were spreading rumors. Effective equivalents of [[proxies]] were rare, but bathroom walls and [[tabloids]] could be used to similar effect.

Basic human behaviour combined with the relative anonymity and ease of communication [[OTI]] leads to [[Clusterfuck|the usual results]] - you get a thousand [[retards]] [[You|with nothing better to do]] trying to play [[Internet Humanitarianism|vigilant guardians]] of the sacred principles of [[free speech]] by spreading shit [[nobody cares]] about.

==Reverse Streisand Effect==
There's also a [http://www.techdirt.com/blog/?tag=reverse+streisand+effect reverse Streisand Effect], in which a company anonymously pays for a site or advertisement to be put up that parodies the company's ads or depicts the company's products in an edgy way. They the company, acting as though it just become aware of the content, pretends to be outraged and demands that the content be taken down, perhaps claiming intellectual property infringement. If all goes according to plan, this attracts a bunch of free media attention.

Small text==Other cases of the Streisand Effect==
*[[09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0]]
*[[Zoe Quinn]] - The Quinnspiracy Effect
*[[Anita Sarkeesian]] - The $arkee$ian Effect
*[[Brianna Wu]]
*[[The Fappening]]
*[[KOSA]]
*[[Chris-chan]]
*[[DarksydePhil]]
*[[MundaneMatt]]
*[[Onigojirakaiju]]
*[[FreeSaiyan]]
*[[violetkitty411]]
*[[Jolene JRyda]]
*[[Alex Ford]]
*[[Tara Strong]]
*[[Lindsay Ellis]]
*[[Nick Chaleunphone]]
*[[Scientology]]
*[[Nebris]]
*[[Doopie DoOver]]
*[[Liskula Cohen]]
*[[Spoony]]
*[[Alec Difrawi]]
*[[Glenn Beck]]
*[[Ashley Greene]]
*''[[Evony]]''
*[[Muhammad Cartoons]]
*[[AdamPerson]]
*The leaking of the [[Australian Internet Filter]] list.
*Anything that [[China]] has ever done about anything.
*[[Gorgeous George]]'s financial papers
*[[Jeremy Bernal]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[Asspies]]
*[[Feminists]]
*[[Social Justice Warriors]]
*[[Realmrsoptimusprime]]
*[[The Unknown Autobot#A Challenger Appears|The Unknown Autobot]]
*[[Heidi Crowter]]
*[[Robert Wayne Stiles]]
*[[Brian Martin|The]] [[Kevin Martin|Martin]] [[Chrissie Martin|Family]]
*[[Hollie Toups]]
*[[Hogwarts Legacy boycott]]
*[[Porsche Girl]]
*[[Sweet Baby Inc Detected]] - A "not recommended" group went from 200 to 300,000 members in under a month because a developer fed a troll.

==See Also==
* [[Wikileaks]]

{{lern}}

[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]

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Encyclopedia Dramatica

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|Current Domain=encyclopediadramatica.gay
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|key_people=[[Anonymous]], [[Internet|The Internet]], [[You]]
|motto=''In Lulz We Trust''
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|revenue=[[Facepalm|OVER 9000!!!!]] Lulz annually
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{{Spoilers|We made it to 20}}

'''Encyclopædia Dramatica''' ('''[https://edramatica.com/ edramatica.com]'''; previously at '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.com/Main_Page encyclopediadramatica.com]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.ch/Main_Page .ch]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.es/Main_Page .es]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page .rs]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page .se]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.wiki/Main_Page .wiki]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.online/Main_Page .online]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.top/Main_Page .top]''', '''.wtf''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.gay/Main_Page .gay]''', and '''.win'''.) is a central catalog for organized reference pages about [[drama]], [[meme]]s, [[e-pal]]s and other interesting happenings on the [[Internets]]. It is the tour guide for your journey across the Internets. ED is also the [[Final Solution|final]] arbiter of [[truth]] and human destiny, and can be used to settle any dispute, anywhere, [[evar]] and a [[wiki]]-[[encyclopedia]] that enjoys [[deep web]] [[Freedom|benefits]].

Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for [[at least 100]] minutes in April of 2011. Now it's all better because the enemies of the lulz were stopped and the horrific [[Hambeast|manwhale]] [[Girlvinyl]] was destroyed.

==Origins==
[[Image:ae-tan.jpg|thumb|left|250px|[[Ae-tan|ED's version]] of [[Wikipe-tan]] is [[rich and beautiful]] like [[Mediacrat]], and classy like ED's content.]]
[[Image:ae-tan2.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Not a [[dickgirl]] or supreme slut as suggested, but this [[a cat is fine too|works also]].]]
{{squote|'''That isn't [[Wikipedia]], but the Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's that [[lulz|infamous]] site that's been made by [[butts|a**holes]]  who got [[gtfo|kicked out]] of editing at [[Wikipedia]] so they made their own Wiki where standards of good taste, common [[pussy|decency]], and the avoidance of [[NSFW]] pictures do not exist. They made pages for about a gazillion people whom they deem [[jews|unfit to live]], including [[faggot|myself]].'''|[[Daveykins|David Gonterman]]|on Encyclopedia Dramatica[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1063802/616257331]}}

Encyclopædia Dramatica was created on December 9th, 2004, while [[girlvinyl]] was impatiently awaiting the delivery of her [[P-p-p-powerbook|ibook]]. [[ghettofinger]] and [[girlvinyl]] were [[bawww|outraged]] and [[lol|amused]] by the ill-treatment of [[internet celebrity]] [[jameth]] by the [[nazi|moderators]] and idiots at [[Wikipedia]], and [[girlvinyl]] decided it was time to present an alternative to the fascist hold they had over information on the internets.

{{quote|1=Guess it doesn't matter at this point because everyone seems to have made up their minds. Oh well. I'll just post this thing elsewhere. -Jameth 02:36, 8 Dec 2004 (UTC)|2=[[Jameth]]|3=[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat&diff=16998902&oldid=8226943 December 8, 2004]}}

The site's title was coined by [[user:33mhz|33mhz]] on [[jameth]]'s [http://archive.fo/irykZ journal]. On the inaugural install and first operational night of ED, [[scarlet]] and [[jeremyjx]] were added as [[Special:Listadmins|moderators]], with others following. Once the site was posted on [[LNN]], its audience and content grew exponentially.

Like all [[website]]s with user-generated content, ED quickly degenerated into a forum for [[unfunny]] revenge attempts by [[butthurt]] individuals of every description -- bigots, [[ban]]ned website users, [[lolcow|trolling victims]], failed [[troll]]s, and [[virgin]]s rejected by hot girls. [[99.9%]] of all ED articles are [[tl;dr]] ravings about things the person dislikes, or unknown and uninteresting [[LiveJournal]] or [[deviantART]] users who made someone mad by existing. The other .1% are archives of dead [[YouTube]] embeds. But nevertheless, it is still filled to the brim with lulz of every sort.

All users are welcomed to create and modify content to more accurately reflect the internets and help archive the never ending supply of e-drama. Please continue to add articles so that the encyclopedia will provide answers to questions like "What the hell is [[mediacrat]]?" and "Where are the [[lulz]]?"

Not to be confused with [[Dramapedia]], silly [[Not4chan|pedophiles]].

== What's with the '''æ'''? ==
[[Image:Aelogo_black_on_blue.png|thumb|right|120px|A very good character]]
The proper spelling of Encyclopædia Dramatica includes the little '''æ'''; however, those characters are not allowed to be registered in domain names, so we used the mundane spelling. Feel free to use alt+145, alt+0230, or alt+z (option+' on OS X) if you'd like to experience it. As '''æ''' is confusing and mysterious like ED itself, it became the mascot for the site. æ is also a normal character in the Danish, [[France|French]], Icelandic and Norwegian alphabets.

==Is Encyclopedia Dramatica racist?==

[[File:WorldTour.png|right|150px]]

Short Answer: <big>'''PROBABLY?'''</big>

While there is a lot of material on ED that many find upsetting, the [[William Atchison|admins]] and users come from a variety of backgrounds. Some people understand [[satire]] and [[lulz]], even when the minority group they are a part of is targeted, some know it was not a serious attack on them, and counter lulz to lulz the lulz are always an option.

The wiki takes a no-holds barred, nothing is sacred approach to everyone and everything, we create highly critical articles about everything [[interbutts|internet]] related, so as to make readers [[lol]] at its cruel, unforgiving and occasionally revealing qualities. Some [[EDiots]] don't purposefully set out to offend people, but the [[William Atchison|admins]] intend to make you die in a high school bathroom in [[New Mexico]]. Some EDiots portray the ridiculousness of many ignorant views that infect the world in a [[lulzy]] manner, because when you laugh at the more harsher aspects of life, the world becomes a better place. Of course, according to [[Meepsheep's Law]] where irony is confused with sincerity, other [[User:AlGore|fucktards]] take it seriously because they are soulless [[ginger]]s and go on to actually [[murder]] two random people at a high school after taking [[gun]] selfies in front of their bunk-bed in [[New Mexico]] and writing poems about how females are [[Srsly|"ten thousand kilometers away from my pee pee."]]

If you are part of a minority group and are [[offended]] by ED take note from [[Nigger|PCBIZNUSS]] in the below video and try to understand we stand for [[free speech]] however threatened you may feel by that. After all, without [[free speech]], no minority group would have ever received rights to begin with.
 
 
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<big>'''Even black people love ED!'''</big>
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==Life, Death and Rebirth (The [[Last_Thursday|"Last Thursday"]] of ED)==
[[File:Oh-Internet.JPG|thumb|left|50px|ED: A History of The Conflict.]]
[[File:RipED.PNG|right|thumb|Though this tragedy happened, [[ohInternet]] recently died, nobody cared, and the corpse was never found ... [[and nothing of value was lost]]]]
[[File:Paul Walkers driver fan of ED.jpg|right|thumb|[[Paul Walker]]'s driver had no shame about his love for Encyclopedia Dramatica. Rest in peace, you won't be forgotten.]]
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What most everyone is unaware of is that Encyclopedia Dramatica, in its original form, cost something akin to an arm and a leg to run. Most people probably forgot the constant begging for donations and complete site shutdowns that used to plague the site, but indeed it was bleeding dollars from every available [[goatse|orifice]].

In an attempt to profit off the interest of [[NORP]]s without scaring them off with pictures of severed dicks and esoteric Internet nerd humor, WP80 was born. Whatport80 served as the work-safe alternative wiki to ED, meant to mirror the content of ED with sparkly graphics and sparing use of zingers all while trying to deny some of that sweet sweet traffic money to [[Know_Your_Meme|KYM]]. But WP80 sucked, was used only by three people, and nobody gave a shit. KYM still made a ton of cash.

Failing to stop the monetary hæmorrhaging, ED then introduced [[ClickBangPop]]. CBP was an ad network that exclusively dealt in advertising on ED itself and offered more leniency in the types of advertising that would be allowed.

But then... That flopped. Everyone installed [[AdBlock|AdBlockPlus]] because they were sick of lag, pop-ups, pop-unders, re-directs, and seeing [[Hentai|Princess Peach's tits]] or women with [[dildo|flashlights]] in their anuses on the sidebar.

Early warning signs of DeHippo preparing to turn that which was [[awesome]] into a SFW shithole included the modification of ED's famous, world-class [[Offended]] page to change it from the epic torrent of shock and gore that it was, into a sign reading [[Lies|"no human race is inferior, no belief or creed is superior"]], or some such shit. According to Sherrod's [[sockpuppets]], this [[LOL WUT|out of place, politically correct equality message was more offensive than several hundred images of mutilated cocks, rotting vaginas, and exploded people]]. [[Uncyclopedia|Does this sort of "humor" and "irony" sound like a certain other wiki we happen to know?]] That's right, towards the end, Sherrod decided that [[Unfunny|"ironic"]] humor was in and actual lulz meant nothing. Then she decided to fuck it altogether, and made a site where the [[retards|people of the internet who weren't interested in seeing shock images]] could look up information about memes from across the internet, [[Know Your Meme|because obviously, noone has ever done that before]].

Finally, in a last ditch effort to save ED, an idea was born: save the idea of a snarky Internet clubhouse and throw out the excessive content. Understandably, [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|trashing the work done by countless, countless anons]] sparked a rage not matched even by over 9,000 to the power of 9,000 bees... And now... Here we are backing up the old wiki, because a gem like this just can't disappear.

{{quote| 
[13:55] <DX27> what tool was used to automatically add the cached shit back onto the wiki? 
[13:56] <Kashiwaba_Tomoe> a computer 
|[irc://irc.encyclopediadramatica.rs/ IRC]}}

Given OI's purpose being nothing more than profit, it is an obvious example on how some shit on the efforts of many for the own moneys and the anti-lulz of the internets.

Yet those anons who still stand for the justice of the internets had made ED the very phoenix, so that was is then reborn from its ashes. Regardless of how much was lost (which was mostly nothing of value), there is a lot of stuff to be brought back and infinitely more OC to add up.

''See the "How can I help" section below for details.''

== The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011 ==

On April 27, 2011 Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for at least 10 minutes. Anons felt an indescribable amount of rage. But finally, the horrific manwhale Dehippo was brought to an end.

[[Image:dehippoend.jpg|thumb|100px|The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011.]]
[[Image:ulitmaterage.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Amount of rage which was had.]]
[[Image:paindescription.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Anon describes pain from ED being for at least 10 minutes down.]]

{{quote| I'm so in rage now, I could rip the Dehippowhale with my bare hands in two pieces! 
- Anon}}
{{quote| If it is an attack from the outside: whoever it was will suffer over 9000 times the pain of the amount of rage I right now feel inside me. I already curse this person with the worst case of cluster headache, and no possibility to treat it in any way. 
- Anon}}
{{quote| We wait for info. If it was faggots from OhIntershit then lets unleash <insert hell, terror, furries... etc. here>, for great justice!. 
- Anon}}
 
 
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'''How the problem was dealt with.'''
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==Testimonials==
 
{{quote|'''very very love this, this page made me more interesting and more knowledge'''|[https://twitter.com/LongVu2010/status/959768459587571712 Vũ Đức Long] (Archived: {{archive|y3XYV|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/LongVu2010/status/959768459587571712|title=2}})}}
 
==How can I help?==
[[File:Special ed.jpg|thumb|[[You]] helping ED.]]
[[File:EDServersGottaGoFast.jpg|thumb|right|Our state of the art servers require alot of expensive maintenance.]]
*'''[[Special:UserLogin|JOIN]] THE [[LOIC|HIVEMIND]] TODAY'''
*[[ED:REBUILD|Help restore ED to its former glory!]]
*Consider [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate|donating]] to the cause.
*[[MysteryBot]] doesn't exist here so we need help with keeping out vandals and other enemies of the lulz.

*Write up some [[Original Content|original content]]. Check out [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Help|this old nugget]] for some pointers.

*If you can't be bothered to do any of the above, at least pray to the ghost of '''[[OldDirtyBtard]]''' and thank him for his beyond-the-grave help in rescuing ED from the clutches of the prior fascist regime(s).
 
 
 
 

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*[[EDF2: Electric Boogaloo|Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums]]
*[[Five Year Plan]]
*[[ED10]]

==External Links==
===Domain history===
The site has gone through several dozen domains, including but not necessarily limited to:

*encyclopediadramatica.com (2004–2011)
*encyclopediadramatica.ch (2011–2012)
*encyclopediadramatica.se (2012–2013)
*encyclopediadramatica.es (2013–2014)
*encyclopediadramatica.se (2014–2017)
*encyclopediadramatica.rs (2017–2020)
*encyclopediadramatica.se (2020)
*[[encyclopediadramatica.wiki|encyclopediadramatica.wiki (2020)]]
*dramatica.online(2020–2024) (short link)
*encyclopediadramatica.online (2020–2024)
*encyclopediadramatica.top (2024)
*dramatica.wtf (2024)
*edramatica.com (2024)
*encyclopediadramatica.gay (2024)
*[[MarioMario456|encyclopediadramatica.win]] (2024)
*[https://edramatica.com edramatica.com] (2024-present)

===Official ED pages elsewhere on the internets===
*[http://goatse.info ED's Main page]
*[http://forums.edramatica.com/ EDF 6]
*[https://steamcommunity.com/groups/ED_online Steam Group]
*[http://in-ae-we-trust.deviantart.com/ ED deviantArt community]

===ED on other sites===
* archive.is/4yfYB#selection-4317.1-4317.11 Wikihomopedoidiots (zzuuzz with fuckbuddy antandrus) killed wikidrama on wikipedoia on encyclopedia dramatica's split
*[http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Encyclop%C3%A6dia_Dramatica Wikifur's article on ED]
*[http://www.archiveteam.org/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica Archiveteam's page on ED]
*{{KYM|memes/sites/encyclopedia-dramatica|KYM's page on ED}}
*{{UkrED|Encyclopædia_Dramatica|Ukrainan ED's article on ED}}
*[http://lurkmore.to/Encyclopedia_Dramatica Russian Lurkmore's page on ED]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encyclopedia_Dramatica TOW's article on ED]
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Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Adrian:

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{{Spoilers|We made it to 20}}

'''Encyclopædia Dramatica''' ('''[https://edramatica.com/ edramatica.com]'''; previously at '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.com/Main_Page encyclopediadramatica.com]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.ch/Main_Page .ch]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.es/Main_Page .es]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page .rs]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page .se]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.wiki/Main_Page .wiki]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.online/Main_Page .online]''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.top/Main_Page .top]''', '''.wtf''', '''[https://web.archive.org/web/*/encyclopediadramatica.gay/Main_Page .gay]''', and '''.win'''.) is a central catalog for organized reference pages about [[drama]], [[meme]]s, [[e-pal]]s and other interesting happenings on the [[Internets]]. It is the tour guide for your journey across the Internets. ED is also the [[Final Solution|final]] arbiter of [[truth]] and human destiny, and can be used to settle any dispute, anywhere, [[evar]] and a [[wiki]]-[[encyclopedia]] that enjoys [[deep web]] [[Freedom|benefits]].

Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for [[at least 100]] minutes in April of 2011. Now it's all better because the enemies of the lulz were stopped and the horrific [[Hambeast|manwhale]] [[Girlvinyl]] was destroyed.

==Origins==
[[Image:ae-tan.jpg|thumb|left|250px|[[Ae-tan|ED's version]] of [[Wikipe-tan]] is [[rich and beautiful]] like [[Mediacrat]], and classy like ED's content.]]
[[Image:ae-tan2.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Not a [[dickgirl]] or supreme slut as suggested, but this [[a cat is fine too|works also]].]]
{{squote|'''That isn't [[Wikipedia]], but the Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's that [[lulz|infamous]] site that's been made by [[butts|a**holes]]  who got [[gtfo|kicked out]] of editing at [[Wikipedia]] so they made their own Wiki where standards of good taste, common [[pussy|decency]], and the avoidance of [[NSFW]] pictures do not exist. They made pages for about a gazillion people whom they deem [[jews|unfit to live]], including [[faggot|myself]].'''|[[Daveykins|David Gonterman]]|on Encyclopedia Dramatica[http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1063802/616257331]}}

Encyclopædia Dramatica was created on December 9th, 2004, while [[girlvinyl]] was impatiently awaiting the delivery of her [[P-p-p-powerbook|ibook]]. [[ghettofinger]] and [[girlvinyl]] were [[bawww|outraged]] and [[lol|amused]] by the ill-treatment of [[internet celebrity]] [[jameth]] by the [[nazi|moderators]] and idiots at [[Wikipedia]], and [[girlvinyl]] decided it was time to present an alternative to the fascist hold they had over information on the internets.

{{quote|1=Guess it doesn't matter at this point because everyone seems to have made up their minds. Oh well. I'll just post this thing elsewhere. -Jameth 02:36, 8 Dec 2004 (UTC)|2=[[Jameth]]|3=[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat&diff=16998902&oldid=8226943 December 8, 2004]}}

The site's title was coined by [[user:33mhz|33mhz]] on [[jameth]]'s [http://archive.fo/irykZ journal]. On the inaugural install and first operational night of ED, [[scarlet]] and [[jeremyjx]] were added as [[Special:Listadmins|moderators]], with others following. Once the site was posted on [[LNN]], its audience and content grew exponentially.

Like all [[website]]s with user-generated content, ED quickly degenerated into a forum for [[unfunny]] revenge attempts by [[butthurt]] individuals of every description -- bigots, [[ban]]ned website users, [[lolcow|trolling victims]], failed [[troll]]s, and [[virgin]]s rejected by hot girls. [[99.9%]] of all ED articles are [[tl;dr]] ravings about things the person dislikes, or unknown and uninteresting [[LiveJournal]] or [[deviantART]] users who made someone mad by existing. The other .1% are archives of dead [[YouTube]] embeds. But nevertheless, it is still filled to the brim with lulz of every sort.

All users are welcomed to create and modify content to more accurately reflect the internets and help archive the never ending supply of e-drama. Please continue to add articles so that the encyclopedia will provide answers to questions like "What the hell is [[mediacrat]]?" and "Where are the [[lulz]]?"

Not to be confused with [[Dramapedia]], silly [[Not4chan|pedophiles]].

== What's with the '''æ'''? ==
[[Image:Aelogo_black_on_blue.png|thumb|right|120px|A very good character]]
The proper spelling of Encyclopædia Dramatica includes the little '''æ'''; however, those characters are not allowed to be registered in domain names, so we used the mundane spelling. Feel free to use alt+145, alt+0230, or alt+z (option+' on OS X) if you'd like to experience it. As '''æ''' is confusing and mysterious like ED itself, it became the mascot for the site. æ is also a normal character in the Danish, [[France|French]], Icelandic and Norwegian alphabets.

==Is Encyclopedia Dramatica racist?==

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Short Answer: <big>'''FIND OUT YOURSELF!'''</big>

While there is a lot of material on ED that many find upsetting, the [[William Atchison|admins]] and users come from a variety of backgrounds. Some people understand [[satire]] and [[lulz]], even when the minority group they are a part of is targeted, some know it was not a serious attack on them, and counter lulz to lulz the lulz are always an option.

The wiki takes a no-holds barred, nothing is sacred approach to everyone and everything, we create highly critical articles about everything [[interbutts|internet]] related, so as to make readers [[lol]] at its cruel, unforgiving and occasionally revealing qualities. Some [[EDiots]] don't purposefully set out to offend people, but the [[William Atchison|admins]] intend to make you die in a high school bathroom in [[New Mexico]]. Some EDiots portray the ridiculousness of many ignorant views that infect the world in a [[lulzy]] manner, because when you laugh at the more harsher aspects of life, the world becomes a better place. Of course, according to [[Meepsheep's Law]] where irony is confused with sincerity, other [[User:AlGore|fucktards]] take it seriously because they are soulless [[ginger]]s and go on to actually [[murder]] two random people at a high school after taking [[gun]] selfies in front of their bunk-bed in [[New Mexico]] and writing poems about how females are [[Srsly|"ten thousand kilometers away from my pee pee."]]

If you are part of a minority group and are [[offended]] by ED take note from [[Nigger|PCBIZNUSS]] in the below video and try to understand we stand for [[free speech]] however threatened you may feel by that. After all, without [[free speech]], no minority group would have ever received rights to begin with.
 
 
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<big>'''Even black people love ED!'''</big>
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==Life, Death and Rebirth (The [[Last_Thursday|"Last Thursday"]] of ED)==
[[File:Oh-Internet.JPG|thumb|left|50px|ED: A History of The Conflict.]]
[[File:RipED.PNG|right|thumb|Though this tragedy happened, [[ohInternet]] recently died, nobody cared, and the corpse was never found ... [[and nothing of value was lost]]]]
[[File:Paul Walkers driver fan of ED.jpg|right|thumb|[[Paul Walker]]'s driver had no shame about his love for Encyclopedia Dramatica. Rest in peace, you won't be forgotten.]]
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What most everyone is unaware of is that Encyclopedia Dramatica, in its original form, cost something akin to an arm and a leg to run. Most people probably forgot the constant begging for donations and complete site shutdowns that used to plague the site, but indeed it was bleeding dollars from every available [[goatse|orifice]].

In an attempt to profit off the interest of [[NORP]]s without scaring them off with pictures of severed dicks and esoteric Internet nerd humor, WP80 was born. Whatport80 served as the work-safe alternative wiki to ED, meant to mirror the content of ED with sparkly graphics and sparing use of zingers all while trying to deny some of that sweet sweet traffic money to [[Know_Your_Meme|KYM]]. But WP80 sucked, was used only by three people, and nobody gave a shit. KYM still made a ton of cash.

Failing to stop the monetary hæmorrhaging, ED then introduced [[ClickBangPop]]. CBP was an ad network that exclusively dealt in advertising on ED itself and offered more leniency in the types of advertising that would be allowed.

But then... That flopped. Everyone installed [[AdBlock|AdBlockPlus]] because they were sick of lag, pop-ups, pop-unders, re-directs, and seeing [[Hentai|Princess Peach's tits]] or women with [[dildo|flashlights]] in their anuses on the sidebar.

Early warning signs of DeHippo preparing to turn that which was [[awesome]] into a SFW shithole included the modification of ED's famous, world-class [[Offended]] page to change it from the epic torrent of shock and gore that it was, into a sign reading [[Lies|"no human race is inferior, no belief or creed is superior"]], or some such shit. According to Sherrod's [[sockpuppets]], this [[LOL WUT|out of place, politically correct equality message was more offensive than several hundred images of mutilated cocks, rotting vaginas, and exploded people]]. [[Uncyclopedia|Does this sort of "humor" and "irony" sound like a certain other wiki we happen to know?]] That's right, towards the end, Sherrod decided that [[Unfunny|"ironic"]] humor was in and actual lulz meant nothing. Then she decided to fuck it altogether, and made a site where the [[retards|people of the internet who weren't interested in seeing shock images]] could look up information about memes from across the internet, [[Know Your Meme|because obviously, noone has ever done that before]].

Finally, in a last ditch effort to save ED, an idea was born: save the idea of a snarky Internet clubhouse and throw out the excessive content. Understandably, [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|trashing the work done by countless, countless anons]] sparked a rage not matched even by over 9,000 to the power of 9,000 bees... And now... Here we are backing up the old wiki, because a gem like this just can't disappear.

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[13:55] <DX27> what tool was used to automatically add the cached shit back onto the wiki? 
[13:56] <Kashiwaba_Tomoe> a computer 
|[irc://irc.encyclopediadramatica.rs/ IRC]}}

Given OI's purpose being nothing more than profit, it is an obvious example on how some shit on the efforts of many for the own moneys and the anti-lulz of the internets.

Yet those anons who still stand for the justice of the internets had made ED the very phoenix, so that was is then reborn from its ashes. Regardless of how much was lost (which was mostly nothing of value), there is a lot of stuff to be brought back and infinitely more OC to add up.

''See the "How can I help" section below for details.''

== The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011 ==

On April 27, 2011 Encyclopedia Dramatica was killed for at least 10 minutes. Anons felt an indescribable amount of rage. But finally, the horrific manwhale Dehippo was brought to an end.

[[Image:dehippoend.jpg|thumb|100px|The great struggle for at least 10 minutes at April 27, 2011.]]
[[Image:ulitmaterage.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Amount of rage which was had.]]
[[Image:paindescription.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Anon describes pain from ED being for at least 10 minutes down.]]

{{quote| I'm so in rage now, I could rip the Dehippowhale with my bare hands in two pieces! 
- Anon}}
{{quote| If it is an attack from the outside: whoever it was will suffer over 9000 times the pain of the amount of rage I right now feel inside me. I already curse this person with the worst case of cluster headache, and no possibility to treat it in any way. 
- Anon}}
{{quote| We wait for info. If it was faggots from OhIntershit then lets unleash <insert hell, terror, furries... etc. here>, for great justice!. 
- Anon}}
 
 
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==Testimonials==
 
{{quote|'''very very love this, this page made me more interesting and more knowledge'''|[https://twitter.com/LongVu2010/status/959768459587571712 Vũ Đức Long] (Archived: {{archive|y3XYV|1}} {{wayback|https://twitter.com/LongVu2010/status/959768459587571712|title=2}})}}
 
==How can I help?==
[[File:Special ed.jpg|thumb|[[You]] helping ED.]]
[[File:EDServersGottaGoFast.jpg|thumb|right|Our state of the art servers require alot of expensive maintenance.]]
*'''[[Special:UserLogin|JOIN]] THE [[LOIC|HIVEMIND]] TODAY'''
*[[ED:REBUILD|Help restore ED to its former glory!]]
*Consider [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate|donating]] to the cause.
*[[MysteryBot]] doesn't exist here so we need help with keeping out vandals and other enemies of the lulz.

*Write up some [[Original Content|original content]]. Check out [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Help|this old nugget]] for some pointers.

*If you can't be bothered to do any of the above, at least pray to the ghost of '''[[OldDirtyBtard]]''' and thank him for his beyond-the-grave help in rescuing ED from the clutches of the prior fascist regime(s).
 
 
 
 

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*[[Five Year Plan]]
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{{ib|[[File:GoFuckYourself.png|thumb|250px|GoAnimate's previous [[faggot]] real name.]]}}
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[[Image:GoAnimate.jpg|thumb|right|The classic GoAnimate (now called Vyond) animation creator from 2007 to 2010. A much simpler time... before Vyondfags fucked everything up.]]

'''Vyond''' (formerly '''GoAnimate''' and '''Go!Animate''' until 2013) is a [[shitty]] "animation" website where 13-year-old [[retards]], [[assburgers|asspies]], and [[manchild]]ren make shitty animations with the dull, boring characters provided, in a desperate attempt at being funny. Most Vyond "animations" are complete [[shit|dogshit]], and are very unoriginal and repetitive (JohnTheGoanimatorAdventureTimeYesBabyShowsNoTheDiamondMinecartBFDIAvgeek29 gets grounded, anyone?) because [[Truth|the entire fandom is autistic]] and is [[too lazy]] to come with anything original, so they make the same videos [[over 9000|again and again and again]]. If you stumble across a GoFag (you can tell because of the long ass name that describes them in ways a bio can too), you have found a potential [[lolcow]] and you should immediately get to [[troll|milking the shit out of them]] until they inevitably [[grow up]]. Just like with its sister community, Gacha Life, the GoAnimate community is filled with pedophiles and fetish content. As of 2024, they've been using AI for their videomaker. Very atrocious.

== GoAnimate: The Movie ==
There were a few people that had the audacity to sit down and endure this abomination like the faggots who created over an hour's worth of GoAnimate video clips, known as ''GoAnimate: The Movie''. This was the main source of cancer in the GA community, and whoever watches it automatically gets [[AIDS]], and dies a painful, [[dying alone|lonely death]] (However, there are several people that cheated death after watching these cancerous GA videos. For example, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UM4lCczHME MrBeast after watching Go!Thug247's intro on one of his videos]).

A [[Sarcasm|totally legitimate movie]] made by a {{age|1999|03|25}}-year-old fucktard named [[Fag|Cayby J.]] (Powerword: Caleb Elbourn) in [[2013]] to prove that you really CAN make a movie about anything. It's about as necessary as cancer and twice as painful to sit through. Ol' Caybaby swore up and down like a sailor that this movie was legitimately supposed to be released in [[2006]] in theaters even though GoAnimate didn't fucking EXIST in 2006, and on VHS even though VHS has been dead since [[2005]], and is simply a hoax. Not even [[Fox|20th Century Fox]] would be a part of something this low-end, despite their logo proudly placed at the start of the movie and how much they want to insist on it.

The movie revolves around this nerd named "[[PC]] Guy" with the most creative name in the world in the land of "Toon-sty", shoplifting an [[Adventure Time]] toy from [[Wal-Mart]], with two other fags trying to take it to get him IRL b& while he tries taking it back to clear his good name. Then it leads to some old fart named Mr. Keebler in Generic Evil Castle, trying to throw the balance of the world out of whack and tries destroying the PC Fag and his gay brigade of cartoons and their city. It's up to [[South Park|Eric]] and the Fag Squad to save the world from- And boring and cliched already. The whole [[TL;DW]] movie is also one gigantic ripoff of another kindergartner-quality film called [[Greeny Phatom]]: The Movie, which only proves further how unoriginal and unnecessary this "thing" is. It's got [[children|sing-alongs]], it's got rip-offs, it's got [[Google]] images, it's got voice acting suffering from Down Syndrome, it's got groundings, it's got the direction that makes an ADD crack kid look sane, who could ask for more in their GoAnimate opus? Oh, and Keebler gets sucked into a ball like a [[pokemon]] in the final fight. And don't forget that the [[pivot|stick figure]] was a [[manchild]] who had to sing the fucking [[hate mail|mail]] song from [[Childhood Ruined|Blue's Clues]], that pissed everyone off.

As expected, a few GoLovers loved it and the haters hated it, standard stuff, but for someone to give it a 10/10 is pure lunacy, with the guy simply saying: "If anyone says that this is the worst movie ever, then they're wrong.". Its IMDb page was also recently taken down, but the last screenshot shows that, before it got removed, it got a 3.3, which is mighty generous. Ever since then, people have been trying to copy the copypasta and "claim" more GoAnimate movies were made, [http://www.imdb.com/list/ls058866640/ such as this one, with an all-star cast by Universal this time]. The whole Wikia about this movie is also laughably lame and looks like it was typed by a 5th grader, talking about there being video games for this travesty as well, and mixing companies up to the point of confusion, like the movie made by Fox and the soundtrack was made by Warner Bros., etc. And as if we need any more of them, Caybaby had a sequel planned, complete with getting [[Fox]]'s help for real to make it, but at first was canceled on April 24th, [[2014]] because the screenplay was too hard to make. Now it's back on track literally less than a month later on May 14th, and there have been rumors it will be released this summer, now with '''CGI'''. It'll most likely just be 100 minutes of Eric and PC Fag discovering the joys of mutual [[fap|masturbation]] on their Adventure Time collection.

<center><big>'''The cancer of the GA community.'''</big></center>
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<center><big>Watch at your own risk. You might get AIDS!</big></center>

==The Community==
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Most of the Vyond/GoAnimate community consists of [[retarded]] children and [[13-year-old boys]] with piss-poor grammar that don't know how to [[torrent]] [[flash]], so they use GoAnimate to make grounded videos with [[Dora the Explorer]] or Caillou (or pretty much any character they don't like) or send shitty grounded threats to people who don't like GA. Below is a list of notable Vyondfags:

*'''adamkleinschmidt2003''' (Powerword: Adam Kleinschmidt): {{age|2003|11|13}}-year-old nobody who was the founding father of grounded videos back in [[2011]]. Most of his videos from mid-2016 to mid-2017 have been unlisted, which shows you how much of a pussy he is.
*'''Isaac Anderson''': Probably satire done right. Just think of Smiling Friends. Think of creativity. Think of smart humour. He also has some episodes implying Boris was [[Ræp|raped]] by a woman to have Caillou.
*'''Llewellen Higginson-Ford/Painless Pentagram:''' a 13-year-old [[Australia|Australian]] former Vyonder who previously disliked Terry wads and got trolled by followers of [[Doom#Terry_and_Company|Terry]], who made a WAD called [http://www.doomworld.com/idgames/index.php?file=themes/terrywads/llewe.zip| Llewe's Arena]. He used to be a Good User on GoAnimate but when he left, He is now neutral over the GoAnimate community and is not fond of the Good User And Bad User war. He soon came back using Sarra "Moonlight" Disney's GoAnimate account
*'''Memy9909:''' [[Memy9909|There's already an article for him]]. '''(RETIRED)'''
*'''Omegalore:''' [[Omegalore|There is already an article for him]]. '''(RETIRED)'''
*'''Igor The Mii:''' A whining 13-year-old kid who lives in [[Brazil|Brazil]], he goes all [[Retard|apeshit]] when you vandalize his crappy GoAnimate wiki, and will even make a lulzy video out of you.
*'''AnimationSensation02:''' A 22-something year old man child who has been soaring to the top as a result of his creation of the characters Tripp and Sage (who get shipped and raped in fanart and fanfiction alike). He cannot take any sort of criticism. So apparently he got outed as a fucking pedophile for making child porn out of 17 year old and made more disgusting fucked up child pornography out of his ocs who are officially underage, no joke!
*'''Go!Thug247/MassAnimate:''' A {{age|2002|08|23}}-year-old who is known for making [[AGK]] and Grounded videos. He also has a bad intro that made [[Cats|MrBeast]] vomit.
*'''African Vulture''' (Powerword: Sara Braeutigam): An immature {{age|1984|02|28}}-year-old (!!!) adopted womanchild who has been on the platform for 10 years that is in her 30s that can not handle the slightest bit of criticism and makes shitty grounded videos on criminals to give them [[Karma|karma]] and created the Mouthless Girl. She is also the founding mother of the fictional children's cartoon character getting grounded series as a whole back in [[2013]]. She has an army of whiteknights whom she will happily turn on anyone. She is also known as the female version of [[Chris-chan]], according to some detractors.
*'''Redmau:''' Some [[Mexican]] who somehow managed to [[No life|get 1 million subscribers on YouTube through making GoAnimate videos]]. [https://www.youtube.com/user/rhaive2189 We're not joking.] What's ironic is little to no one knows who the fuck he is.
*'''Taylor Jolicoeur:''' A {{age|1991|12|08}}-year-old woman from [[Minnesota]] who loves to make unlicensed movies 24/7. She also needs to improve her grammar and sentence structure immediately.
*'''Michael The Vyond Guy:''' A 20-year-old manchild who goes apeshit when called "Mikiko", and makes grounded vids, dead [[penis|meat]] vids, and the same fucking templated rants as everyone else. he adds his defectors to his [https://imgur.com/jxjV1Zj "users that suck" list] and has an entire fucking playlist of commentaries and rants on him, as well as an entire playlist of shitty [[balls|nutshack]] memes that he hates. [[truth|he will never get his own article because he isn't notable enough for an article that isn't an attack article.]] His videos can contain the most confusing plot points. Example: When someone called him "Michael The GoAnimate Guy", he bought a gummy pizza in anger.
*'''MacusoperAndLPSLover:''' A kid obsessed with making 'calming videos' in which he/she(?) throws tantrums over another character named 'Macusoper' getting grounded or punished, then cries for no reason until someone miraculously calms her down. She also has a crush on [[Wat|Macusoper]] and Diesel Busters.
*'''WeatherStar4000Video''': A {{age|1995|04|19}}-year-old retard who <s>hopefully abandoned JewTube to focus on his family (if they haven't already kicked his sorry fatass out)</s> NEVERMIND HE'S BACK. His videos are still propped Nintendo character recolours being grounded for unholy scores of years for something rather mundane. His fanbase is chock full of retarded kids who will defend him with every ounce of rage they have, making them amazing lolcows. He also made a hate account out of himself, which has garnered loads of shitty grounded videos.
*'''Keegan Salisbury''': [[Keegan Salisbury|There's already an article about him.]]
*'''[[RainBoy107]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Jamal Lawrence): Some {{age|2002|04|06}}-year-old [[British|Bri'ish]] Caribbean lolcow who [[pedophile|groomed some minors and shipped Amanda Rose in her 20s with RackAnimate, a minor]]. He successfully pissed off many underage male GoAnimators, including but not limited to, Blukas, Thesodadrinkers, GoTest, Kenny, and his favourite, King Halo. On July 31, 2022, a video surfaced of him standing on the ledge of his window, about to commit [[an hero]]. But, since he's a lying fag, he changed his mind. His channel is now baleeted but his videos have been archived. He is also partially responsible for the creation of the [[Shit no one cares about|Goanimate Exiles' Union]]
*'''TuxToons2K2''' ([[Powerword]]: Mohammed Saad): A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old nobody who was RainBoy's partner in crime that no one gives a fuck about anymore. He unsurprisingly followed his friend's footsteps over a little bitch named Taylor Leslie (who at one point asked him to be his girlfriend (when she was 14 while TuxToons was 17) in a plot scheme to piss her ex off that badly just for treating a kid who showed his one inch dick on his Discord server like the garbage bag he is) for deliberately making his life insanely miserable that later worsened after classic Kenny backstabbed him over irrelevant shit (causing him to lash out) and eventually masterminded the Holocord (the stinky chinky who was the owner of that hellhole of a group is also a pedo himself after he showed porn in front of minors on a livestream) to milk more irrelevant shit about him to death, sending him on a trip to the emergency room in an ambulance.
*'''Darren Pipster''': [[Darren Pipster|There's already an article for him but it needs more work]].
*'''[https://www.youtube.com/c/EijiZeBoi EijiDoesThings]''' (also known as '''[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Eijitheawesome Eijitheawesome]'''/'''[https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:IAmEiji IAmEiji]''' on Fandom and known as '''[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:EijiZeBoi EijiZeBoi]/[https://meta.miraheze.org/wiki/User:TanjirosEarrings TanjirosEarrings]''' on Miraheze): A [[16 year old|16-year old]] [[Gay]] [[Azn|jap]] who is also a professional lyric screamer who faps to [[K-Pop]] and [[Bitch|Kat McSnatch]]. Hypocritically makes grounded videos; despite claiming to hate GoFags and the website, and he decided to make fun of [[Queen Elizabeth II]]'s death. Nowadays, he makes shitty Vyond videos against [[Qualitipedia]].
*'''Amanda Rose''' ([[Powerword]]: Sierra Brainna Saccoccia): An immature {{age|1998|03|05}}-year-old pedophile from Conyers, Georgia who sexualized Dora the Explorer, cheated on [[Lesbian|her girlfriend]], threw a literal temper tantrum when TuxToons didn't give her attention, and deleted her discord in rage when people didn't give her attention. On March 12, 2022, her account finally disappeared from JewTube. Adios you womanchild!
*'''[[CyansWorldCartoon|CyansWorldCartoon/CyanScion]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Mohd Affendy): Some {{age|2003|08|07}}-year-old [[Malaysian]] Vyonder/YTPMVer who [[pedo|showed his bare ass to minors during the chat on "GoCity" Discord server at the end of January 2022]].
*'''[[Jonah Campbell|Jonah Campbell]]''' ([[Powerword]]: Ian Alexander Roe) A {{age|2004|9|17}}-year-old crazy dude who chimps out his haters over hate and severe butthurt. But there's already an article for him
*'''Diogo Mendes/Doggis''' [[Doggis|There's already an article about him.]] A {{age|2005|12|11}}-year-old [[Portugal|Portuguese]] nobody who is not a user of GoFagimate, but he does make very GoFaggish formulaic rants on his favorite [[BonziWORLD|dumpster of a site.]] Shows his penis on both Discord and BonziWORLD.
*'''Android Kun The Wakfu Guy 2007''': (Powerword: Ivan Tsapaev): A {{age|2007|01|18}}-year-old [[Russian|Russia]] kid with shitty grammar who has a strong hate-boner for PlayKids. But he doesn't give a fuck about PlayKids anymore.
*'''Roku Kun The Vyonder''': - Some {{age|2006|02|23}}-year-old [[Indonesia|Indonesian]] kid with shitty grammar who makes some of the most over-the-top, edgy, graphic grounded videos. Watching one of his videos is enough to give an epileptic person a seizure and make someone with perfect hearing go deaf. Similar to PaperLuigi99, he has sparked great amounts of lulz, and many other GoFags have a derangement syndrome towards him for, in their words, "making [[child abuse]] videos".
*'''Shaun Sullivan''': - An [[obese]] {{age|2001|06|01}}-year-old [[autistic]] manchild. What’s unique about him is that he makes “grounded” videos out of real people he doesn’t like à la Chris Chan instead of cartoons aimed at toddlers.
*'''PaperLuigi99''': Some {{age|1999|08|18}}-year-old [[Conservative]] who has an unhealthy obsession with Caillou being tortured. He is notorious for his "Caillou's Ultimate Punishment Day" video. He himself has triggered a massive amount of [[lulz]] both within and outside the GoAnimate/Vyond community. [[Autists|Many]] have a hate boner towards him, often accusing him of making "[[child abuse]]" videos and sometimes going as far as calling him a "child abuser"; they even [[Brenton Tarrant|record videos of them reporting his videos]] and have fantasies about him getting grounded, jailed, and executed.
*'''VittorioTheVyonder2003''' (Powerword: Vittorio Nocetti Lopez) - {{age|2003|01|09}}-year-old [[Chile|Chilean]] GoFag who also glorifies child abuse while making shitass commentary videos. He got trolled when a nobody pretended to be his bitch, Bongo claimed they committed [[an hero]], and nearly got Vittorio cancelled.
*'''samster5677''': Some {{age|2005|07|03}}-year-old [[fucktard]] who is infamous for his grounding series of Dora and Caillou, also specializes in violence as well.
*'''[[Powerword|James Parker]]''': A {{age|2004|09|06}}-year-old [[Italy|Italian]] kid who dropped a nuclear bomb of drama into the community, causing people to go apeshit over a little girl named Lily.
*'''Joel Armstrong''': A long-gone but never forgotten Vyonder who was responsible for making appalling levels of [[revenge porn]] out of the Anderson siblings, particularly out of the [[Loli|little girls]] of the family. His 2 most notorious videos are 1, Sapphire has a wet dream about one of the Holofag members, and 2, Lily gets [[sick fuck|'''stabbed in the vagina''']] by her dad for god knows why. He has since then been gone from YouTube. Goodbye and good fucking riddance you shithead!
*'''TheRealRandomLozzie''': {{age|1989|12|27}}-year-old [[Britfag]] womanchild who is the UK's version of [[nobody|African Vulture]], also simps for [[Undertale]], Deltarune, Bendy, [[Earthbound]], and many other fucking game franchises. She also milks the fuck out of any GoAnimate video trends, ruining the fun for them. How she has 100K subscribers is a mystery. She's also the figurehead of the [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] Series, which is a bunch of videos about a [[Manchild]] who is childish many people have milked the shit over this trend.
*'''Rack Animate''' (Powerword: Mason): {{age|2005|04|15}}-year-old who bitched about Wrapper and its Legacy Video Maker clones, calling it piracy. He and the fag RainBoy went to war over the LVM.
*'''DarkSideFan2K6''' (Powerword: Omid): {{age|2006|02|24}}-year-old [[Iran|Iranian]]-[[America|American]] who has faked [[an hero]] in [[2021]], as of now he has redeemed himself and is still making videos as of this day.
**''FUN FACT:'' Omid apparently shares the same birth day and month as [[Chris-Chan]]
*'''Wilson Perez''': A {{age|2002|04|25}}-year-old sick fuck who pulled a [[Revenge porn|TuxToons]] on some random chick who made a character he didn't like. The minute he was called out on it, he played the victim and proceeded to whine and cry in his community tab. Go there now for some fresh lulz! It will not disappoint!
*'''louielouie95''': A {{age|1995|08|06}}-year-old [[Ireland|Irish]] GoFag manchild who proceeded to take a shit on [[Ukraine]] during the [[Russian]]-Ukrainian War of [[2022]], he has also pissed off many GoAnimators ever since he first started.
*'''NotSmirks''': {{age|1999|06|26}}-year-old crazy video maker who is the only good uolliaC gofag.
*'''[[Joey Nigro]]''': A {{age|2000|11|26}}-year-old man from [[Missouri]] who makes some of the most bizarre and confusing content known to man, he could possibly give Michael The Vyond Guy a run for his money. He also is allegedly a Pedophile.
*'''Tboneodeth Productions''' - {{age|2001|12|14}}-year-old who is infamous for giving Caillou hair and making him worse than he already was before.
*'''Chase The StickBoy''' (Powerword: Chase Swenson) - Some {{age|2006|3|20}}-year-old faglord from [[Colorado]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUhDI0Wxckw who went to town with a random nobody named '''Apple Blossom Yes Kuu Kuu Harajukuu Auttp Edcp'''], also simps for his [[forever alone|fictional girlfriend]] Jenny.
*'''OrionAnimate/PinkAnimate''' (Powerword: Chelsea Ann Collins or Orion Anderson Berryman) an 18-year-old [[Asperger's Syndrome|Autistic]] [[Transgender]] Female to Male GoAnimator that makes grounded videos out of OCs and is a Welcome Home fag. He also got [[Banned|B&]] from both WrapperOffline's Offical Discord as well as GoAnimate City for saying "Lolicon is not illegal".
*'''[[Everything PC Gaming]]'''(Powerword: Shawn) is a 30 year old [[pedo]] that has multiple [[fetishes]] scattered all around his videos that are targeted at kids (ironically enough he was bullied by said kids on [[Discord]])
*'''spooky ghost:''' Maker of the worst of the worst uolliaC videos. Makes shit crazier than an autistic fever dream. What the fuck has happened?
*'''Amnesiak:''' A 13 year old accursed uolliaC video maker. Latest video is titled "josh dun does the p? but what happens to needlemeyer? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? get grounds (real)" Something is obviously wrong with this individual There is an immense overlap between the Vyond community, [[Logo Kids]], ''[[Battle for Dream Island]]''/Object Show fans, and Enterbots. They all have unhealthy obsessions with children's entertainment and have opinions that if you disagree with, you'll be considered worse than [[Satan]]. It should also be worth mentioning that the cancer of the Vyond Community has spread into other communities to the point where almost 60% of a given fanbase/community shares GoFag traits such as using "Grounded threats" and making the aforementioned formulaic rants.
*'''PrinceAmir:''' a 19 year old autistic egyptian fucktard who makes the most low effort goanimate videos. he's also an uncreative shitbrain who plagiarizes other people's ideas and simps too hard for samster5677.

==Typical trends in the community==
Because everyone in the community has [[autism]], it's a very large hivemind. Originality is forsaken here for doing the same things over and over again.
*'''Grounded videos:''' self-explanatory, some character (usually [[Retard|Calliou]] or [[Spic|Dora the Explorer]]) gets grounded for a ridiculously long amount of time for doing something trivial.
*'''Punishment Day:''' where dora or caillou or someone else gets tortured and/or raped by their parents or family members.
*'''Behaviour card day:''' in which a class of fictional characters gets treated like pre-schoolers and gets given behavior cards based on what the video maker thinks of them. Said behavior cards can get the character anything from early graduation (how that works is beyond anyone's comprehension) to permanent expulsion and almost always end with a grounded video segment. There's a contest to see who can make the longest video in such a category, there are videos in this category that are at least an hour long.
*'''By the numbers:''' [[Shit no one cares about|lists of characters ranked by how good/bad they are in the creator's puny mind. These can go on for hours.]]
*'''Rants:''' shitty and formulaic pre-fabricated "rants" which all follow the same template and fail to make any convincing case or argument, instead of resorting to accusing the subject of the rant to "going on failure adventures" and "[[Hypocrisy|nobody giving a fuck about them]]." How nobody gives a fuck about them when they're making a rant about them is unknown. They then go on to say who likes and hates what they are ranting on (despite the people who like/hate the subject of the rant almost always being fictional characters), and then go on a long-ass fucking list of what they're going to rant on next.
*'''Errors:''' These videos follow this template: the video gets interrupted by an error that says that a fictional character put a bomb in another fictional character's "lair", the fictional character getting [[rape|killed]] by another fictional character or some other gay shit. It then says "if you turn your computer off, i will be really mad at you". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySqCr-VSQsw The rest of the plot of this trend is hard to explain so here's a video with this "trend" (warning: you might want to kill yourself after watching this)]. The original videos by AstroPenis were ok, but they caught on like OS videos. (OS videos weren't originally GoAnimate). Do keep in mind that the character in these errors is mostly [[Barney and Friends|Barney the Dinosaur]].
*'''Heroes rule! Villains suck!:''' This trend is literally just the creator of the video saying that the main character from the franchise rules, and all of the fucking villains from said franchise suck. [[truth|Why do you even care?]] a variation of this shitty trend is called Yes/No (insert something here), in which it just a fucking text video of saying the line, how bland and unnecessary!
*'''[[Microsoft|Windows System]] end of life:''' these trends happen whenever Micro$oft abandons a windows system in favor of a new one, causing a timer to appear (normally about 2 minutes) until a giant fucking windows logo hits the white house with a windows OS logo stamped on it. [[Trying too hard|Causing everyone to rush just to get their pc upgraded]] and claiming that [[fantard|everyone who didn't because they were attracted to the previous windows OS]] just dies for no reason.
*'''uolliaC:''' Some weird ass videos that make absolutely no sense with just random shit happening and flying around and distorting in ways while autistically designed characters scream "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" in the Jennifer voice. May not include uolliaC.

===Vyond-styled Rants===
Here's how typical formulaic Vyond-styled rants looks like, and be prepared for the [[boredom]]:
{{squote|(Insert something here)? what? more like ([[unfunny]] insult of Insert something here). [[Oh my God|oh my god]], (Insert subject here) is going on failure adventures, and nobody gives a fuck about them. (insert any shitty reasoning here blablablablablablablabla) Did you know who likes this thing? (Insert something here), because they sucks, and (insert nonsensical reasoning here) Did you know who hates this thing? (Insert something here), because they hate it, and (insert even more nonsensical reasoning here). So screw (Insert something here), and (Insert something unrelated here). (Insert something is better here) is way better than (Insert something here)! end of the rant! next rant: (Insert something next here)}}

==GoAnimate City Warfare==
One day, in the [[Shit|golden age]] of Vyond, June 2020, the {{age|2005|11|23}}-year-old internet celeb known by his handle, Blukas/GoTube ([[powerword]]: Luke) created the infamous server known as Wrapper Central. It nearly exploded in popularity, with people flocking to show their stolen assets, ripoff characters, and of course, taking the time to suck the dicks of the modteam. In September 2020, the server was rebranded to GoAnimate City, the name it is most associated with. The server quickly fell to shit and coursed through a slow-burn shitslide all throughout 2021. People got harassed, banned, pushed to become [[an hero]], unbanned, promoted, demoted, started wars, and god knows what else. Shockingly, the server is still up today, but the mods are still corrupt. The most notorious mods are as follows:
* '''The Ringleader (Blukas)''': The internet celeb himself. Every 2 months or so, he'll make a long announcement about harassment, the toxicity, drama, and what have you. But, does he do anything about genuine harassment? Nope! He also [[Sick Fuck|molested his brother.]] ([[Powerword]]: Caelan)
* '''MsFizzy (Powerword: Rose Nolan)''': The secondary moderator of the server. A washed-up edgelord 17-year-old tranny who spends her(?) time telling 14 and 13-year-olds to kill themselves because they drew something that offended her. She is profoundly easy to piss off, so have your fun with her. Shockingly, she also made CP out of Blukas and got permab&, but 2 months later, she was let back in, her admin perms restored along with her unban. Great moderating, Luke.
* '''RegularSpark''' One of the older moderators, went through a phase where they went to town on any and every Libtard to exist. Obviously, they milked the lolcows on the wrong side, and [[Banned|got kicked in the face]]. But, since Blukas is horrible at keeping true to his word, Spark was let back in 3 months after their initial ban.
* '''[[Kenny Animate]]''' There's already a page about him.

==[[Typical]] Vyond (formerly GoAnimate) Videos==
This is what you see almost every time. Unfunny, and flat-out stupid unfunny shit.
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==The Only Good Vyond Videos==
Believe it or not, there is a small number of videos originating from that [[Belgium|cesspool]] that you can actually watch for five seconds without wanting to commit [[an hero]]. Unlike the shit you already see, plastered across YT by some [[unfunny|unfunny newfag]], these gems right here have the capacity to be considered funny. These are the only GoAnimate videos you should ever watch:
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|<youtube>D0VX3ebAqoI</youtube> This made a LOT of [[Doom|Brutal Doom]] fanboys butthurt.
|<youtube>l2E7OUfNrag</youtube> So did this one.
|<youtube>ACwF9gVuZAE</youtube> Not so much this one though.
|<youtube>QUHGUiAYVH4</youtube> Vyondfags, can you make a high-effort Vyond video like that? I bet most of you can't because you Vyondfags are lazy fucks.
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==GoAnimate Explained==
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|<youtube>k3Pjgs9I9Ns</youtube> Harry Partridge stating cool facts about GoAnimate.
|<youtube>ivvSVcZ8kms</youtube> [[Retarded|This is what a typical GoFag make their own videos.]]
|<youtube>j4PTf7LgsIE</youtube> [[Autism|What will happen to you if you make too much GoAnimate videos.]]
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==How to troll a VyondFag==
Since most VyondFags suffer from severe [[Ass Burgers]] and are either underage or manchildren, they are ridiculously easy to troll. They tend to be members of [[My Little Pony|every]] [[Battle for Dream Island|single]] [[Greeny Phatom|autistic]] [[Closing Logos Wiki|fandom]] [[Angry German Kid|that exists]], so you should also look at their respective pages to know how to troll them. Anyway, here are the general trolling methods for GoFags:
*Call them a VyondFag/VyondTard/GoFag/GoTard or anything derogatory.
*Claim that Flash is better than Vyond.
*Say that their grounded videos are shit and repetitive.
*Just criticize them. A lot of GoFags cannot take criticism whatsoever.
*"Disrespect their opinion" on something completely irrelevant.
*[[Pedophile|Point out that their hateboner with "baby shows" is suspicious.]]
*Tell them the fact that [[Fact|Vyond is ''not'' real animation.]]
*Call them out for bashing Alvin Hung.

==The Rebrand of Vyond [[Autism|Ahh-dism]]==
In May 2018, the company thought they could get moar [[Jew gold]] by changing their name into "Vyond" and hope to god that retards who hated them would buy their memberships only to realize it's just the same shitty "animation" software they hated, and cancel their membership.

== The Current Trend of Vyond/GoAnimate ==
Due to the TheRealRandomLozzie, many videos about [[Manchild|Childish Dad]] had many other people making terrible content of the Johnson Family, just like with Stephanie and Eric and the past GoAnimate Kids OCs, people started dickriding this trend and milking the fuck out of it. It spun off into other characters that are depicted as childish, such as Lynn Loud Sr. and Teenagers being childish. The trend was so overdone that the kids at Vyond decided to spice things up and make Kathrine an abuser. The most concerning aspects of this whole Childish [blank] trend is the fact that a grown as adult being childish and somehow having a kid with their partner, mentioning this will sure to spark a lulzcoaster.

==See Also==
*[[Flash]] - While Vyondfags hated Flash, ironically enough, Vyond (back then called GoAnimate) was originally built on Flash before its HTML5 transition.
*[[Your Angelica]] - A very obvious spambot that Vyondfags fell for.
*[[YouTube]] - Where they upload their unoriginal repetitive shit on that site.
*[[Keegan Salisbury]] - A retarded dumbfuck that first started in this shit community, yet the community wouldn’t even let him back in!
*'''[[Autism]]''' - A ''REQUIREMENT'' to use Vyond.
*[[Unfunny]] - Most of Vyond videos literally, they will never be anyway.

===Same Circle===
*[[Logo Kids]] - Vyond's demographic.
*[[DeviantArt]] - Some Vyondfags are into [[tartlet]], and some may even brought many of their [[assburger]] habits into the site while combining it with even more overused and repetitive trends in the art site such as [[DevianTART Stamps|stamps]].
*[[YouTube Commentaries|YouTube Commentators]] - Through their formulaic Vyond-styled rants.
*[[Reception Wikis]] - Both are into [[opinions]] and [[Unwarranted Self-importance]] that [[no one cares about]], as well overshadowing the good with their bad shits.
*[[Cartoons|Cartoon Community]] - Most Vyondfags are Cartoonaboos and Enterbots, and are known for [[USI|expressing their opinions]] on certain cartoons they like or hate that [[no one cares about]]. If you disrespect their precious opinions, they will get [[triggered]] on [[you]].
*[[TheTopTens]] - A shitty countdown site where the community believes [[no|their worthless opinion is "facts"]] and bounds to [[circlejerk]].

==External Links==
*[http://www.goanimate.com The main site], only go here if you have a [[suicide|death wish]].
*[http://goanimate.wikia.com/wiki/GoAnimate:_The_Movie The Wikia page about the GA movie], view at your own risk.
*[http://go-anipedia.wikia.com The new Go!Animate wiki], not to mention these assholes have a backup wiki that rip-offs Encyclopedia Dramatica's name.
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South Park

2025-07-28T12:34:30Z

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[[Image:MrHat.jpg|thumb|right|[[Rule 34|No exceptions]].]]

'''''South Park''''' is a [[deviantART|poorly drawn]] [[animu|cartoon series]] created by [[Libertarians|Trey Parker and Matt Stone]] as an experiment to create the most [[offended|offensive]] show in the history of television, and therefore found to be funny by retarded [[trolls]] on [[4chan]]. It debuted on [[Comedy Central]] in 1997, and has since gone from [[Church of Fudge|gross-out comedy]] to basically what happens if you give [[pol]] and [[libertarians]] the rights to make their own cartoons as a way to [[ED|promote their political opinions]]. Due to its merciless [[Racism|stereotyping]] of every form of ethnicity in the world (e.g. [[White|Crackers]], [[Niggers]], [[Azn]]s, [[Feminist]]s, [[Politician]]s, [[Americans]], [[Europeans]], [[Arabs]], the [[Aspie|Mentally Ill]] and generally absolutely Everything, but most especially '''[[JEWS]]'''), has produced more [[memes]] and submemes than the last 50 years of [[Old media|public television]] combined, which is why trolls [[Blowjob|love]] it all the more. Along with [[Total Drama Island]], it is also one of the only two animated shows to have ever featured [[bestiality|a white person having sex with a negro]].

For a time ''South Park'' was [[4chan|funny and quotable for 12 year olds]], but then Parker and Stone decided to turn the show into a [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Individualism/Individualism soap box for their libertarian beliefs]. Occasionally, they'll reverse their rantings when it becomes fashionable, as when they bashed [[Wal-Mart]] for the same shit Starbucks does, or when they finally did an episode admitting that [[Bullshit|Climate Change]] was real [[Fail|after a series of anti-Global Warming episodes]]. South Park reached a [[Retard|new low]] with the inclusion of [[Pewdiepie]] as some sort of [[Jesus|Messiah]].

Typically, every episode ends with a [[Bullshit|“moral”]], so Parker and Stone can cover up their [[Too lazy|hack writing and use of strawman arguments]] while they [[Unwarranted self importance|proudly assert that they're taking the piss out of the pretentious and self-aggrandizing and promoting freedom of speech]]... similar to [[Unwarranted self importance|Encyclopedia Dramatica]].

At the present time, there is no particular reason why anyone should continue to watch this [[shit|show]], other than being a [[basement dweller|diehard fan]] who believes watching it still makes you hip and relevant, and totally not [[True|a cocksucker.]]

==Characters==
===Main Characters===
====[[Nobody|Stan (aka-Cynical Asshole)]]====
Whiny little [[faggot]] who is Trey Parker's [[Mary Sue|avatar]] on the show. Despite being the least interesting of all of the characters, he gets a large amount of [[Incest|screen time]] with his [[fucktard]]ed father. Currently dating [[Feminist|Wendy Testaburger]], a stand-in for Trey Parker's dumb slut ex-girlfriend, who dumped Trey days before ''South Park'' hit the airwaves and made him a fucking millionaire.

Though he is supposed to be best friends with Kyle, Stan has no problem whatsoever with selling Kyle out to Cartman or taking Cartman's side whenever Kyle and Cartman feud. Some [[neckbeard]]s [[Fail|believe Stan has a higher purpose and is God]], when in fact he's as interesting as watching flies on shit.

====[[Jew|Kyle]]====
[[Image:Jew-kyle-kills-jesus.jpg|thumb|Right|Kyle! What did I just tell you about killing Jesus?!]]

Matt Stone's very own avatar. Like all [[Jews]] he is a [[ginger|fluffy]], whiny, curly-haired Jew bitch who lives with his [[Bitch|mom]], [[Kike|dad]], and [[Canada|illegal immigrant baby brother]]. This causes people to [[Cracky-chan|question his gender and age]]. The sight of him mercilessly turns [[16 year old girls]] that waste their time on [[deviantART]] into, well... [[pedophiles]]. It is enough to make [[Chris Hansen|a high authority figure]] cry.

On the other hand, he is only a Jew because his mother forces it on him. Therefore, if he did not [[pussy|scream in shock]] at the sight of pictures of [[Hitler]] and complain constantly, no one would ever think he was Jewish.

Knowing him, he has probably slept with [[ZOG|Ariel Sharon]] or gotten raped by a [[16 year old girl]]. He also enjoys [[Family Guy|<s>good and humorous</s> stupid and unfunny television]].

====[[Poor|Kenny]]====
The ex-[[Star Trek|red shirt]] from a poor, [[alcohol]]ic family. He's the most obscene of all the boys but because his parka muffles his voice, it's difficult to make out exactly what he's saying without the closed captioning on. Parker and Stone most likely thought this was a hilarious idea, allowing them to make him say whatever raunchy shit they wanted. This would be a great idea, if anybody gave two shits about Kenny himself.

When the movie came out, all the [[fantards]] went [[batshit insane]] because for the first time, it was revealed what Kenny actually looked like. Why anyone would care is beyond our understanding because all the ''South Park'' characters look exactly the fucking same.

Earlier in the series, Kenny [[Pwn|died in almost every episode]] as the show's running gag. This lasted for five seasons until Parker and Stone decided to kill Kenny off for good and replace him with Butters. Unfortunately, two things happened: Comedy Central went batshit nuts over losing merchandise money off Kenny shirts, dolls, and sticker books; and Parker and Stone made Butters into such a faggy whipping boy for the other kids that Comedy Central was forced to put the banhammer on Parker and Stone to get them to leave Butters alone. So Kenny was brought back in season six's finale and now only dies once every season, which is often the only thing Kenny does nowadays.

In the eyes of the [[fangirl]]s, Kenny is thought of as being the [[shota|"sexiest"]] of the boys and many a fanfic has spawned about him whoring himself out to the other boys for anonymous sex for money or for the [[emo]] factor. Then again, it's obvious it was written by the people at [[deviantART]].

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====[[Fat|Eric Cartman]]====
[[Image:Cartman-chris-hansen.jpg|thumb|Right|[[Chris Hansen]] questioning Cartman about the [[Rule 34]] picture he saw of him and Kyle on deviantART.]]
Cartman is the show's biggest [[douchebag|break-out character]], to such an extent that Parker and Stone have both retconned the history of the series to shove Cartman to the forefront of their vision of ''South Park'' when they initially pitched the series. However, if you watch the original batch of episodes, you'll see that Cartman was nothing more than a supporting character who quickly rose to fame and stole the show from whiny Parker/Stone voiceboxes Stan and Kyle on the basis of two [[meme]]s: "Kyle's Mom is a Big, Fat Bitch" and "BEEFCAKE!!!!!"

Cartman is what happens when 4chan, [[Stormfront]], [[pol/]] and [[Donald Trump]] had an unholy orgy resulting into an eldritch-abomination-of-a-buttbaby possessed by the soul of [[Adolf Hitler]]. He is a [[racist]], [[sociopath|sociopathic]] [[unwarranted self-importance|egotist]] who [[Anti-lulz|hates everyone]] from [[Jews]] to [[niggers]] to [[homosexual]]s to [[ginger]]s even if it was eventually revealed later in the series that he is indeed, [[Irony|a ginger who is totally gay for Kyle]]. Cartman soon rose to fame as the defining character of the series. At a certain level, he's an effective representation of the Jews too. Despite being intended as an unsympathetic horrible person, he's still everyone's favorite character because he "speaks his mind" and "breaks the rules". Then fans will backpeddle and say he's just "satire" when they just want an excuse to go around making Jew jokes because it's "cool".

The evolution of Cartman can be seen in three forms:

*Mentally retarded kid who gets manipulated by the others, culminating in him being mock-crucified and abandoned in the desert for several weeks. (Seasons 1-3)
* Manipulative scheming [[troll]] who seeks to make a million dollars. (Seasons 3-4)
* Sociopath who occasionally gets fucked over by people smarter than he is, and will horribly fuck up anyone who fucks with him by having their parents murdered and having said parents' corpses turned into chili that they are then manipulated into eating. (Season 5)
*[[Anonymous|Satanically evil complete monster with no soul who will fuck you up just because.]] (Season 6-present)

[[Some argue]] that Cartman jumped the shark when he entered the third phase, since Parker and Stone removed any remaining elements of being a sympathetic character from Cartman and turned him into a fat ball of pure evil incarnate.

Most fans like to point out, at every possible opportunity, Cartman's [[obese|immense]] [[faggotry]]:

*Making out with a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Justin Timberlake while dressed up like Brittany Spears.
*Date-raping Butters with [[Dextromethorphan|NyQuil]] so he could stick Butter's dick into his mouth.
*His obsession with making Kyle suck his balls, via a bet to get his tiny balls sucked off by him in the overrated ''Imaginationland'' trilogy. He also joined [[NAMBLA]] on one occasion, leading to all his friends (all [[shotacon|boys]]) being [[almost raped]]. He also fucked Leonardo Di Caprio while in drag, though he was not mentally sound at the time, having suffered a blow to the head that made him think he was a child prostitute of Vietnamese descent.
*Giving Ben Affleck a handjob on multiple occasions. And later getting ass raped by Stan's bitch.

Cartman's hatred of Jews (and love for both Hitler and Mel Gibson), as well as his weight, has caused many to speculate that Cartman's biological mother (who had sex with his tranny mother and got knocked up by him/her) is Kyle's mom, [[Irony|making Cartman half-Jewish.]] Actually, he's fucking Jewish. It's only a way to make Kyle's the good guy in all of the show, the roles have been switched purposely by Stone and Parker. Watch South Park thinking Kyle's the innocent citizen and Cartman the Jew, it all works good now.

[[shit_nobody_cares_about|NOTE: Some new details emerged with episode 200 and 201.]] Being pussies, [[Comedy Central]] had the entire episode censored and focused the episode on Cartman instead of [http://www.southparkstudios.com/news/3878 showing Muhammad]. Turns out his mom isn't a dickgirl, and wasn't actually his father. A Denver Bronco who was also the father of Scott Tenorman was Cartman's father meaning Cartman is half [[ginger]].

===Secondary Characters===
====[[Pussy|Butters Scotch]]====
[[Image:Cartmansucks.gif|thumb|[[Fag|Butters]] about to perform [[Fellatio]] on Cartman. This is really from the series.]]

A pussy who gets the [[shit]] beaten out of him by his [[mental illness|mentally ill]] mother and [[Keith Olbermann|closet-homosexual]] father, often after Cartman does something and frames Butters for it so that he can watch Butters be [[Lulz|tortured for his amusement]].

Butters was a background character promoted up the ladder as Kenny's replacement with the intent that instead of dying each episode, Butters would be tortured and abused and treated as the bitchboy of the group. But this got stopped when fans latched onto the character and Comedy Central, upon being told that Butter's gimmick would be "his parents beat him black and blue", forced Butters from this fate and into a secondary supporting cast member role.

Thanks to the [[DA]] Tartlets, Butters is usually paired with Eric Cartman as a [[homosexual]] couple and drawn often like a [[tranny]], even though Cartman is the one who dresses like a girl (a fact that Butters revealed to his entire class and a group of soldiers, to Cartman's [[Lulz|horror and shame]]) and sucked Butter's cock after drugging him. Despite this, Butters' tranny persona "Marjorine" has become popular in fanart to further the faggotry.

====[[Isaac Hayes|Chef]]====
[[Image:chefdead.jpg|thumb|right|Brb Xenu.]]

A stereotypical, obese black person who would give the children advice whilst occasionally bursting into song about fucking white [[feminist|wymen]]. Eventually became a [[pedophile]] (as a metaphor for Scientology - seriously) and a Darth Vader clone. [[Scientology|I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SCAMMERS ON MY MOTHERFUCKIN' LIFE!]] Since he has slept with [[over 9,000]] women, there is no doubt he has herpes. Or Scientology pamphlets.

Like every religious person ([[Christfag]]s, [[Jews]], [[Terrorist|Muslims]], [[Assholes|atheists]] etc.), Hayes was happy to take the piss out of other peoples' beliefs but left ''South Park'' forever when they started making fun of his own <del>religion</del> [[Scientology|cult]]. So Parker and Stone turned Hayes' Chef into a brainwashed, globetrotting [[pedo]]phile who was no longer interested in "[[list of sex moves|making sweet love to you, woman]]", but instead interested in putting his balls in Kyle's rectum after he'd joined a "fruity little club" called the '''Super Adventure Club'''.

Despite Isaac Hayes's loyalty, the CoS had him killed on August 10th, 2008, due to the fact that he did not stick his ass 4 feet in the air for them when questioned about his opinion on the episode that he "quit" because of. This is purely speculation and should not be taken as fact. Just saying.....
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Return_of_Chef "The Return of Chef"]

====[[Manchild|Randy Marsh]]====
[[Image:Randylorde.png|thumb|right|<s>Randy</s> Lorde looks good in South Park.]]

Stan's [[fucktarded]] father who is possibly the only good secondary character in the show. Appears in almost every episode of South Park to be moronic and memeworthy. Getting testicle [[inflation|cancer]] to get an excuse to smoke marijuana, becoming a butterfly, [[drugs|catching that pink dragon]] in a video game, shitting from his mouth, playing World of Warcraft, making music with his farts, and most of all, as a contestant in Wheel of Fortune, recorded live on National Television, answering the million-dollar-question "People who Annoy You": '''[[NIGGER]]S'''. [[Fail|Resulting in his epic win crowned forever as the legendary "Nigger Guy."]] You name it, he does it.

Randy is also his multiple personality character Lorde.

====[[SJW|PC Principal]]====

The new SJW principal who's on steroids that replaces the old hag principal Victoria. Throws a fit at the slightest negativity he hears. He's also scared of Jimmy. You PC bro?

== Unspecial Characters ==
* [[Meth|Tweek Tweek]]: Little boy whose parents put [[crystal meth]] and [[Weed|other illegal drugs]] in his coffee [[Child Abuse|so they can watch him flip the fuck out]].
* [[Jerk|Craig Tucker]]: Total [[asshole]] in the boys' class [[Fuck You|who flips people off without warning]]. It is [[ironic]] he has any friends because of his douchebaggery, and is also paired up with Tweek by [[Fantards|overobsessive fangirls and faggy fanboys]].
* [[Douche|Clyde Donovan]]: Kid who spends all his time eating [[vagina|tacos]], [[BAWWWW|sobbing uncontrollably]], and reading [[pr0n]] mags. [[Holy shit|Also, he killed his mom by leaving the toilet seat up and she fell in and then exploded.]]
* [[Nigger|<s>Token</s> Tolkien Black]]: [[What?|A rich niglet in the boys' class.]] He is well known for being South Park's only racial diversity besides [[negress] Nichole Daniels, after Chef [[died alone]]. Every episode with him has to do with him [[Fried chicken|being black]]. His name was retconned from Token to Tolkien (as in the author from [[Lord of the Rings]]) to be more woke.
* [[Retard|Timmy Burch]]: Some crippled retard. Better known as simply "Timmy", he is so [[crippled|physically]] and [[retarded|mentally]] handicapped he cannot walk and can only shout his first name.
* [[Cripple|Jimmy Valmer]]: [[Unfunny]] second cripple introduced a year after Timmy since he became so popular to be his [[butt buddy|buttbuddy]]. Unlike Timmy, he is not mental ([[Smartass|and has a vocabulary not limited to his own name]]), but he is twice as [[fucking]] [[annoying]] because he speaks with a severe stutter and tells really unfunny jokes that make you want to clean your ears with an ice pick.
* [[Feminist|Wendy Testaburger]]: Stan's psycho-[[bitch]] ex-girlfriend who throws a whiny bitch fit whenever some other girl tries to talk to him and tries to get them killed, [[skank|yet is completely unfaithful to him]]. Based on Trey Parker's ex who was exactly the same way. He must have gotten back with her or is trying to because she's [[White Knight]]ed in ''"The Fractured Butt-Hole"'' and is one of the best all-around characters to use in the game.
* [[Whore|Bebe Stevens]]: Dumb blonde chick in the boys' class. Her giant [[tits|hooters]] woo them all over and control their minds.
* [[Sick fuck|Mr. Garrison]]: Crazy, creepy bastard who teaches the boys' class. Went from being a [[closet case|closetcase]] with a [[Fleshlight|hand puppet]], to being open about his [[faggotry]] and teaching with his buttbuddy [[BDSM|Mr. Slave]], to having a [[tranny|sex change]] and then going back to being a man and then becoming [[Donald Trump|president]]. I know. He's so fucking complicating.
* [[Freak|Mr. Mackey]]: Weird counselor at the boys' school who ends every sentence with "Mmkay?". Lost his virginity at 19, and had sex again with a [[Janet_Reno|fat post-op tranny with saggy boobs who briefly taught the boys' class]] 21 years later.
* [[TRAP|Big Gay Al]]: A former [[Rick Santorum|Republican who finally came out the closet]] who embraces his [[buttsecks|sexual deviance]] every chance he gets. Got married to Mr. Garrison's former buttbuddy Mr. Slave when same-sex marriage got legalized.
* [[Britfag|Pip Pirrup]]: Little [[British]] [[wanker]] who pissed off the boys for the first few seasons, got his own shitty episode, and then Trey and Matt forgot about him for ten seasons and when they finally remembered him, they [[Hell|killed]] the little fucker.
[[File:Southpark_drugcrazed.gif|thumb|right|300px|The South Park boys like to get high on [[crack]], as shown here.]]
* [[Diabeetus|Scott Malkinson]]: The kid with diabetes, always ridiculed and mocked by Cartman every time he shows up.
* [[Star Wars|Kevin Stoley]]: A minor character who's obsessed with Star Wars and Star Trek, much to Cartman's annoyance.

==[[Shit nobody cares about|Notable Moments in South Park History]]==

===Invention of the Profit! meme (1998)===

[[Image:Gnomes_-_Profit.png‎|left|thumb| There used to be only one question mark]]
Among the many burdens thrown on humanity by this show is certainly the notorious [[Profit!]] meme, which stemmed from an episode of season two. The episode delivers an unclear preachy story about corporatism while dealing with gnomes stealing underpants. Such gratuitous unfunny detail of the plot only evolved because missing ''underpants'' was considered more funny than missing ''socks'', or ''keys'' -- which says it all about the comic shallows of the show. Regardless, the three-phased road to profit (without exclamation mark) remains probably a [[Useless|useful]] testimony to the impossibility for non-[[Nazis|jews]] (as gnomes are clearly not jews) to access the riches of this world.

===South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut (1999)===

[[Image:Scientology Cmonjews.jpg|thumb|Damn, skippy.]]
''South Park: The Movie'' is an [[Circular logic|offensive film with the message that no one should be offended by an offensive film.]]

When ''South Park'' first debuted, everyone and their mother believed that the show would self-destruct in a trail of "flavor of the week" failure once the show's shock appeal wore off. So Parker and Stone convinced Paramount to greenlight a movie version of the series, in the guise of a musical about freedom of speech and censorship, as production of the movie came just as the [[Columbine]] High School shooting took place and everyone was demanding censorship of everything remotely controversial.

After several weeks of hard work, the film debuted in the summer of [[1990s|1999]] and was a surprise hit, in spite of the constant musical numbers and a subplot about [[Saddam Hussein]] fucking [[Satan]] in a mad grab for power in the afterlife. Many attribute the success to the fact that Parker and Stone were allowed to say "fuck", a fact that was a major plot point of the film's story.

{{quote|Fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck fuck.| Cartman getting [[butthurt|buttmangled]] over how he can't say "fuck" in school.}}

The movie was notably prescient in portending, among other things, the death of Saddam Hussein, [http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/08/12/military-trial-for-canadian-born-terrorism-suspect-omar-khadr-is-underway/ the subjection of Canadian terrorists to U.S. military tribunals], and the ferocious appeal that [[Trailer Park Boys|a Canadian television program about a pair of foul-mouthed yet lovable heathens]] would have on fringe audiences in the U.S.

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut also broke the book of world records for most bad language used in a movie. Nothing fucking special.

===Shit Episode (2001)===
''South Park'' had [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Hits_the_Fan an episode] centered on the notion of repeating the word "[[shit]]" uncensored on TV. A counter in the corner stated that it was repeated 162 times in the 22 minute air time. This might have been quite an impressive feat, had the episode not been nearly indistinguishable from every other episode of ''South Park'' ever made.

===[[Scientology]] Episode (2005)===
[http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/912 The infamous episode] in which Scifags convince Stan that he is the reincarnation of [[L. Ron Hubbard]] and has been chosen to lead the [[Cult|church]]. After telling [[Tom Cruise]] that he [[DO NOT WANT|doesn't think much of his acting]], Tom locks himself [[Not gay|in Stan's closet]] and refuses to leave despite the best efforts of [[John Travolta]], [[Scifag|Nichole Kidman]] and [[golden shower|R. Kelly]], resulting in a ridiculously drawn out and overused joke about Tom Cruise's obvious closet [[faggotry]].

In reaction to the episode, Cruise immediately went into panty bunched [[nerd rage]] mode and threatened to stop promoting his fail movie ''[[Ex-Gay|Mission Impossible 3]]'' if [[Viacom]] aired the episode again (since Viacom and the movie studio have the same owner). After initially obliging, Viacom let YouTube have at it...which is pretty impressive since Viacom have been suing YouTube over ''[[Daily Show]]'' and ''[[Colbert Report]]'' clips for at least 100 years.

*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapped_in_the_Closet_(South_Park) "Trapped in the Closet"] at [[TOW]]

===[[World of Warcraft]] Episode (2006)===

South Park and Blizzard work together on this season 10 episode '''[http://southpark.cc.com/full-episodes/s10e08-make-love-not-warcraft Make Love, Not Warcraft]'''. It made all of the fandom came so hard that it's been nominated as best episode of South Park. The WOW gamer depicted in the episode was actually the father of [[Pirate Software]]'s Jason Thor Hall; Jason incidentally worked at Blizzard but [[Lies|TOTALLY not because]] his Dad helped him get in.

===[[Internet]] Episodes (2008)===

[[Image:Spchoklitrein.JPG|left|thumb|[[Internets phenomena]]? In ''my'' ''South Park''?]]

Season 12 includes a couple of poorly-written episodes that give nods to what the creators must perceive as the "Internet culture". More specifically [http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/1206/?episode=1206 "Over-Logging"] and the more widely received [http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/1204 "Canada on Strike"], which features a bunch of [[old meme|old]] and [[rape|forced]] [[forced memes|memes]] killing one another. [http://www.google.com/search?q=4chan+city Real original.]

[[TL;DR|Not until there is an episode with gay Jewish niggers from outer-space BAWWWWWWing and riding exploding yellow vans into WTC whilst doing barrel rolls for Sparta only to be greeted by a zerg rush of longcats and Raptor Jesuses firing lazors out of their goatse eyesockets only to not have enough minerals to construct additional pylons or spawn more overlords to protect themselves from an impending irl ddos banhammer by an anonymous lemonparty spawned by Michael Phelps who isn't afraid of anything but passes the time by dividing by zero while furfags jerk off to tubgirl at least 100 times and refuse to listen to Ondore's lies while being commanded by Brian Peppers to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING in order to become an hero thus resulting in over 9,000 facepalms who at the same time ask how to shot web while Steve Irwin makes his last move to beat George Bush in a game of Yu-Gi-Oh (built by Tony Stark in a cave with a box of scraps) will they be vindicated from the status of panderers to the diseased middle-class.]]

===South Park Banned in Russia (2008)===
[https://archive.is/sBoi (South Park was never banned in Russia)]
[[Image:South Park Scientology grafitti.jpg|thumb|left|COMЯADE STOИE AИD COMЯADE PAЯKEЯ, GLOЯIFYIИG VAИDALISM AИD DISЯESPECT FOЯ OЯGAИISED ЯELIGIOИ.]]
[[Image:Sovietkenny.jpg|thumb|right|IN SOVIET RUSSIA, KENNY KILL YOU!]]
'''ЮЖНЫЙ ПАРК''' YS SYMBOL OFF COЯЯUPT WEST SEИT AS PAЯT OF SECЯET PLAИ BY COMЯADE CLINTOИ TO WEAKEИ MORAL FIBEЯ OF YOUИG BOLSHEVIKS, IИSTIL FALSE VALUES OF [[Profit|CAPITALISM]] AИD PЯEVEИT GLOЯIOUS ЯISE TO POWEЯ OF [[Putin|COMЯADE PUTIN.]] THANKFULLY, OИ 9TH OF SEPTEMBEЯ 2008 YT WAS ИAMED AS "EXTЯEMIST AИD OFFEИSIVE" BY GLOЯIOUS ЯUSSIAИ PЯOSECUTOЯ. 9TH SEPTEMBEЯ - DEATH OF TOLSTOY, '''AИD''' DEATH OF SOUTH PAЯK!

COMЯADE STOИE AИD COMЯADE PAЯKEЯ AЯE CAPITALIST ЯUИИING OИE-TRICK POИIES MAKIИG ЯEPEATED AИD DOOMED ATTEPTS TO BЯEAK OUT OF [[Tay Zonday|IИSTAИT FAME CUL-DE-SAC.]] FAMOUS ATTEMPT TO SELL SHOW "THAT'S MY BUSH" TO [[MSNBC|IMPEЯIALIST PЯOPAGAИDA ИEWOЯK]] ''COMEDY CEИTЯAL'' PЯOVED UИSUCCESFUL, AИD DESCЯIBED BY PAИEL OF BOLSHEVIK MEDIA CЯITICS AS "FULL OF [[fail|FYIL."]]

 
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[[Image:Gorbachef.jpg|thumb|right|COMЯADE GOЯBA-CHEF LEFT SHOW IИ SHOCK, LIKE GOOD WOЯKEЯ.]]
BOTH CLAIM TO BE [[The Guardian|LIBETAЯIAИ TROTSKYITES]] SUPPOЯTIИG COMMOИ MAИ, BUT AЯE SECЯET ИEOCOИS IN FULL SUPPOЯT OF [[Bush|HEGEMOИIC GLOBAL ИEOCOИ ЯEGIME.]] COMЯADE STONE ЯEPORTED TO BE [[Argent009|OVEЯBEAЯIИG ALCOHOLIC BULLY]]. WHO ALSO [[tranny|WEAЯ THE UИDEЯCLOTHES OF A WOMAN]] TO DЯAW ATTEИTIOИ AWAY FROM HIS [[Tom Cruise|CLOSET HOMOSEXUALITY]]. COMЯADE PAЯKEЯ CLAIM TO BE SUPPOЯTEЯ OF [[Nazi|ИAZI]] EUGENICS, BUT IИ THE EИD [[wapanese|MAЯЯY ASIAИ MAIL OЯDEЯ BЯIDE]]. SEE WESTERИ HYPOCRISY DIG YTS OWN GЯAVE!

{{quote|OFFEИDS THE HOИOUЯ AИD DIGИITY OF CHЯISTIAИS AИD MUSLIMS AИD IИSULTS THE FEELIИGS OF BELIEVEЯS IЯЯESPECTIVE OF FAITH.|''ЯUSSIAИ PЯOSECUTOЯ GENEЯAL'', IN WAЯИING TO TЯAITOЯOUS 2X2 NETWOЯK.}}

{{quote|COVEЯT AИD OVEЯT PЯOPAGAИDA OF HOMOSEXUALITY AИD PEDOPHILIA AS ИOЯMS OF SEXUAL LIFE.|''KOИSTAИTIИ BEИDAS,'' HEAD OF ЯUSSIAИ UИIOИ OF EVAИGELICAL CHЯISTIAИS.}}

COMЯADE STOИE YS ИOW EИJOYIИG SIBEЯIAИ HOSPITALITY, WHILE COMЯADE PAЯKEЯ AWAITS FIЯIИG SQUAD. ALL GLOЯY TO GLOЯIOUS PEOPLE'S ЯEVOLUTIOИ!

====GALLEЯY OF DAИGEЯOUS IИSUЯGEИTS====
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===200th Episode Controversy (2010)===
[[Image:Southparkmuhammad.jpg|thumb|right|What, me Jihad?]]

To commemorate their 200th episode, it was decided by Parker and Stone that the show would revisit past controversies by concocting a plot in which the town of South Park is sued by [[butthurt|upset]] celebrities and other famous figures that the program has ruthlessly [[troll|satirized]] over the years. In effect, they were manufacturing a fictional confrontation with their political enemies at a level none has ever pursued [[IRL]], the show’s antics having long since [[nobody cares|lost their edginess and novelty]] with the [[libtard|Hollywood and political elite]] years ago.

So far, so predictable. A wild card entered the mixture, however, when the [[fags|creative duo]] decided to up the ante with the [[Islam|Muslim community]] they had previously desisted from provoking in a previous two-parter, “Cartoon Wars”, where a benign representation of the religion’s leader, Muhammad, was censored by Comedy Central. This time around, the plot had previous South Park [[lolcow|target]] [[Placentafag|Tom Cruise]] agreeing to drop the town’s lawsuit in exchange for meeting the head Muslim for the clandestine purpose of acquiring his semen, which he and other celebrities believed would protect them from ridicule. Real-life [[homosexual|semen collectors]] Parker and Stone then added a number of other [[unfunny|hilarious plot twists]], and ended the episode on a cliffhanger.

[[Image:Brb72virgins!.jpg|thumb|left|A rare example of a [[13-year-old boy]] that's not a Cartman fan]]
[[lulz|Unfortunately]], it seems the pair had finally thrown down with a group [[butthurt|apeshit]] enough to take them up on their [[trolling|behavior]], and faster than you could say, “Holy Homo Has-been [[h8r]], [[Batman]]!” a website appeared with a picture of Theo Van Gogh (victim of the IRL equivalent of [[hacking]]) and the warning that the two were on some [[The Internet is serious business|serious]] thin ice as far as the [[bullshit|Religion Of Peace]] was concerned. In their rush to foment controversy, it seemed, they had neglected to factor in the possibility that a religious group [[Batshit#Batshit_Crazy|batshit nutzo]] enough to actually [[wtc|pick a fight]] with the [[America|world’s most powerful military]] and fight it with weaponized [[an hero]]’s might be a tad more formidable an opponent than [[slut|Jennifer Lopez]] and the [[Scientologist]]s.

What might have been an [[epic]] battle that would have rivaled in entertainment a brawl between your [[bitch|ex-wife]] and [[asshole|your boss]] on a barroom floor was forestalled, however, when Parker/Stone decided they liked their bodies <s>[[coward|knife-free]] and worked with Comedy Central to re-edit the second part of the episode. The focus of the show was shifted yet again to [[old meme|the subject of Cartman’s father]], Muhammad was [[what|changed into Santa Claus]] and the dynamic duo of Matt and Trey retired to the [[mantrain|Buttcave]] to both savor their [[drama queen|new-found media relevance]] and the lack of stab wounds on each other’s bodies.</s>
disregard that [[faggots|Comedy Central]] was solely responsible for the edit.

<s>In short, they pussied out. Fuck you Matt, and fuck you Trey, you [[Vagoo|nutless]] fucks.</s>
disregard this as well, Matt and Trey have gotten into further shit with [[Liberals|Comedy Central]] for apologizing to fans as a direct response to the network's [[White_guilt|White guilt]] over the [[Everybody_Draw_Mohammed_Day|Cultural Insensitivity]]. Despite this, south park will still be around till [[Next_Thursday|Next Thursday]] though we know soon they'll die again only come back as sick as they were before. Those creeps.

===PewDiePie Christmas Episode (2014)===
A 2-part season finale Christmas episode features unfunny #1 Let's Player YouTube whore [[PewDiePie]].

===Social Justice Season (2015)===

This is possibly the only good season premiere of South Park where they finally give a huge fuck you to [[social justice warriors]], [[Mexicans]], [[Jared Fogle]], [[Caitlyn Jenner]], [[Canadians]], [[Yelp]], people with [[safe space]], [[yaoi]], [[ISIS]], [[fuck the police|the police shootings]], [[spam|ads]], and [[gun]] users. Thankfully this season is praised as fuck while the SJWs and others are [[triggered]] to no limits.

===The Trolling For Lulz Season (2016)===
[[Image:SouthParkMemberBerries.png|thumb|right|Oh I 'member.]]

This season is possibly a huge "[[fuck you|I love you]]" to mainly the internet trolls from 4chan, 8chan, and other chans trolling [[for the lulz]]. It's literally a season about trolls, lulz, the gender wars, [[Donald Trump|Mr. Garrison]] winning the election against [[Hillary Clinton]], [[Fembusters]], the "Girls Rule, Women Are Funny, Get Over It" Fembusters review, and [[Rick Roll]]. In this season, a powerful troll known as Skankhunt42 is trolling people around the internet for the lulz including the school boards. Later in the season Skankhunt42 is revealed to be Gerald Broflovski, Kyle's jew-lawyer father. He then met other failtrolls including Jenkins the World of Warcraft troll from Make Love Not Warcraft because Gerald is the most powerful troll to stop censorship when Gerald admits he does it for the lulz. Also notable for derailing the series for a couple years after the writers forced themselves into a corner due to not expecting Trump to actually win.

{{quote|Can I get some ice cream now? I want to get the taste of ass out of my mouth!|Cartman after he saw Fembusters}}

==Episode Guide==
''[[South Park/Episode Guide]]''

==South Park and Its Fanbase==

[[Image:Republican.jpg|thumb|A typical ''South Park'' fan.]]

[[Image:Gop.jpg|thumb|right|lol hey did you see last night's episode about hippies?]]

[[Image:southpark kawaii.png|thumb|left|Stan and Kyle are soooo [[kawaii]]!!]]

{{quote|i think south park is a [[pretty cool guy]]. eh makes fun of Jews and doesn't afraid of anything.|[[Typical]] South Park fan. I swears it!}}

The fanbase of the show, which becomes moar [[fail]] and cancerous with each season, generally consists of:

*[[Weeaboo]] who [[Bishie syndrome|constantly draw the characters in animu style]] so they won't feel bad about fantasizing over 8-year old cock (or 9, who gives a fuck when the creators can't even make up their mind) when it's drawn "sexily".

*[[16-year old girl]]s who fantasize of screwing the main boys and that BAWWW if anyone mocks their [[faggotry|true love]]. These can be found easily on deviantART along with the weeaboos.

*A rabid [[slash]] fandom that consists of both above categories, as well as the occasional [[furfag]] and [[Hot Topic]] posers. Many of their [[shit|masterpieces]] can be found on [[FanFiction.Net]], its bastard spawn FOS-FF, and DA. Usually involves Kyle sucking Stans dick.

*[[Basement dweller]]s that spend all their time on the "South Park Studios" message board, ready to kill each other over opinions on a fucking cartoon show. These types tend to proclaim themselves as being "mature" and think they know the show better than the own creators, but in fact tend to be [[13-year old boy]]s or middle-aged men who throw a tantrum if someone calls them out on their bullshit, and start flamewars over being proven wrong.

*The fans that act like every episode is free of flaws and start [[internet drama]] over someone not agreeing with their blatant ass-kissing, though you also get plenty of the [[Emo]]s who [[troll]] and whine about the show not being like the "classic" seasons, yet continue to watch just for the purpose of bitching. All of these and more tend to dwell mostly on [http://www.southparkstudios.com/ South Park Studios]. Others use [[AllAbout-SP]] for their faggotry.

*In rarer instances, you get [[butthurt]] het diehards (usually Stan/Wendy) that cry moar over how the slashers keep ruining "their" show. Welcome to the ''South Park'' fandom, fags.

*You also get retarded 14-16-year-old upper middle class children who think that everything ever said by the show is funny, and watch it while their mom goes out to get them hot-pockets and weed. Example- [http://www.southparkstudios.com/fans/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=660290/ ned15]

*Stoners that think that saying one liners while doing an impression of Cartman is the most funny original thing ever said. Example- [http://www.southparkstudios.com/fans/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=700501/ RideTheLightning]

*Politically confused college students ([[aspies]]) that are either a Democrat or a Republican, yet vote the other way, showing complete lack of political knowledge. They are fans of South Park because they think if gives them a higher understanding of philosophical and political ideologues, when in reality it just makes them a faggot. Example- [http://www.youtube.com/user/michaeloptv michaeloptv]

* 15 or 16 year old fags who have no life outside the internet and masturbate to their internet "friends"

* [[catholic|Nuns]], [[moralfags]], [[Pat Robertson]], [[liberal|Guardian readers]] and [[feminazis]] secretly love [[anal|South Park]] because they can watch [[Avatar|little cartoon characters]] saying all the naughty things (using [[cunt|naughty words]]) that they themselves cannot say (or even think). It's like [[anger|Primal Scream Therapy]] for the [[fucktard|politically and religiously correct]], and oft you can hear a suppressed [[tit]]ter from behind a [[bondage|wimple]]. Or [[Shit Nobody Cares About|something]].

*Fat WoW Gamers who are usually fans of [[Family Guy]] who constantly repeat the same lines over and over again from last nights episode and constantly talk about how the [[World of Warcraft]] episode of South Park was the best episode [[EVAR]]

*Fans tend to believe that the humor of South Park is of the highest sophistication. If one would express dissatisfactory with the humor that is presented in this show, the person is likely to be met with the highest disbelief. The fanboy is likely to say that one just does not understand its humor, rather than admitting the simplicity of it.

* [[Emo]] [[Fag]] [[13 year old girls]] who only watch the show for the bi-curious love stories and draw [[yaoi]] in their free time, these people you need to avoid as they are the bitchiest [[bitches]] and yap their mouths all the time, and also make out with their [[girlfriends]] in public. I honestly want to [[school shooting|shoot these bitches]] every time I hear or see them.
Examples of these fans include:

*'''Mewster'''
A psychotic, middle-aged schoolteacher whose hate for Cartman was such [[serious business]], he created a (now baleeted) site with shotacon-worthy fanart to showcase just HOW much he hated the character. He was also known to flame and troll anyone he considered to be a Cartman fan, claiming that Cartman fans [[Lie|drove him to insanity]]. He was worshiped as a BNF among Cartman haters, until [[shit nobody cares about|his wife got pissed and told him to leave the BBS. He later reregistered as '''Cartman's Top Enemy''' and continued to troll]]. Most of the fans who used to think he was the [[lulz]] came to see what a retard he was and cut ties with him for their own sanity.
*[http://mewster.deviantart.com/ Gallery of his Cartman deathart and pr0n.]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20051128064213/http://cartmanmustdie.net/ Archive of his shitty site.]

== How do they do it? ==
[[Image:Matt stone face.jpg|thumb|right|Matt Stone's idea face. ]]
Creating an episode of south park is an easy task, first come up with a list of subjects that people may find touchy. So let's take Christianity, Gay marriage, whale hunting, and the economy. Now all we ave to do is tie these all together. It would go like this: Jesus comes down from heaven (which turns out to be a brothel) and wants to marry Mr.Garrison but still keep his day job being a gay prostitute. Jesus has a plan to stimulate the economy by sending all blacks to prison to assemble atomic bombs to sell to terrorists which in turn nuke whales. At this point someone in the background would say "all the blacks are already in prison" and later in the episode everyone in town would be wearing T-shirts like "Send the blacks to prison for Gay Jesus" and at some point god would turn out to be Richard Dawkins.
Then Parker and Stone would do an interview claiming they have NO idea why people hate their show so much. And that their creative expression is protected under the first amendment.

If the accurate description above is a little too [[tl;dr]], here's a step-by-step breakdown:

# Stone and Parker steal [[old meme]] off of the [[internets]]
# South Park kids participate in meme
# Parents overreact to meme, creating [[butthurt|conflict]]
# [[Celebrity|Celebrities]], [[science|scientists]], [[politics|political figures]] and [[h8r|other Stone/Parker enemies]] are summoned to <s>resolve</s> bitch about the conflict
# Kids resolve conflict on their own
# Still perceiving conflict, parents, celebrities, etc. progressively act more and more idiotic and [[unfunny|comedy]] ensues
# Treating the idiocy in the previous step [[IRL|as if it actually happened]] Stone and Parker [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|proceed to lecture us]], using Stan as their mouthpiece
# Stone/Parker repeat [[over 9000]] times, complete another season, [[profit|collect check from Comedy Central]]
# [[????]]
# (Moar) [[PROFIT]]!!

== Hater's reaction to South Park (the process) ==
Not everybody likes South Park, especially if you're a fat [[butthurt]] [[ginger]], like YouTube's very own [[CopperCab|CopperCunt]]. In his videos, he mostly screams like a total [[fucktard]] about how he's been "discriminated" against for his gingery hair color, and how South Park is the reason for him being [[bully|bullied]] at school for being a [[fat]] ginger, while at the same time, failing to realize that [[nobody gives a fuck]] about him, or his festering piles of shit that he uploads to YouTube every day. Watch the videos below for complete coverage on this matter:
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|<youtube>EY39fkmqKBM</youtube> <center>'''His plea.'''</center>
|<youtube>pkbawBBj6_0</youtube> <center>'''[[I did it for the lulz|South Park parodies it.]]'''</center>
|<youtube>fK6NbGhMw4w</youtube> <center>'''His [[butthurt]] reaction.'''</center>}}|border=#fff|background=#fff}}
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''See'' '''''[[CopperCab]]''''' ''for complete coverage.''
==South Park IRL==
[[File:IRL South Park.jpg|thumb|right|Yep, this is it.]]
South Park, Colorado is a very real place. However, it is nothing in comparison with the city we see on TV (which is actually based off of Evergreen, CO). The real city contains about five houses, a handful of old gas stations, and a run down grocery store.

{{Clear}}

==Gallery==

Now, for [[pedo|your]] viewing pleasure...''androgynous, pre-pubescent kids having [[buttsecks]], as per ''Encyclopedia Dramatica'''s requirements:''

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Image:Real south park.jpg|You'd <s>fuck</s> [[fap]] over the picture of Kenny's mom.
Image:southpark.jpg|The cast of South Park get together for a group photo after completing another Emmy-winning season.
Image:10011_setsu15.gif|The real Eric Cartman.
Image:Chinpokomon.jpg|Tributes to [[moonspeak|moonspeakers]] are often made.
Image:Biddy.JPG|Most episodes of ''South Park'' are inspired by the creators' own sexual fantasies.
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File:Southparkscript.png|Actual South Park script; S11E02 - Cartman Sucks
Image:Kanye-gayfish.png|Though [[Kanye West|they aren't always wrong in this respect, either]]
Image:TeethPulling.JPG|Actual scene from ''South Park''.
Image:411951645_fedb3017a0.jpg|Find Cartman!
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Image:CartMan.jpg|Bastard son of Cartman, a Jew, and [[Hax|MSPaint]].
Image:Blockatielstyle.JPG|Blockatiel has saved us once again!
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Image:Southpark_mangu.gif|[[AZN]] fangirls need their yaoi too.
Image:Lolipark.jpg|[[Pedobear]]-approved lolis.
Image:Guropark.gif|Stan makes himself useful.
Image:Animukenny.png|Kenny about to be raped by his fans, as always.
Image:Tartlet_sp.jpg|What DeviantART likes.
Image:Garrisonchefslash.jpg|He'll suck your "chocolate salty balls".
Image:Southparkgirly.png|Rule 63 hits ''South Park'' with added pantyshot for more [[pedo]]s.
Image:SP4koma.jpg|[[Weeaboo]]s approve!
Image:Randy-Marsh-I-Came.JPG|[[I came|He certainly did.]]
Image:SouthPark_Showertime.jpg|Something for all South park fans to have a [[Fap]] at.
Image:SP_KylexDamien.jpg|A typical wet dream of a [[fangirl]].
Image:Southparksimpsons.gif|''South Park'' was [[Family guy|the first ever show to rip-off ''The Simpsons'']].
Image:lolis.gif|Moar pedobait.
File:Southparksurprise.png|Butters, getting a [[Fellatio|surprise]].
Image:marjorine_chan.jpg|It's a trap. An eight year old trap. [[Ya rly]].
Image:gay4butters.jpg|No, really. It's a [[dickgirl]].
Image:stantitties.jpg|Don't let the Stan fanboys see this. Oh, wait.
Image:Butterman.jpg|Tartlet faggotry knows no limits.
Image:Style2.jpg|God help us all.
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File:Obamagivingspeech.jpg|President Obongo performing a speech
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Image:SPChef.jpg|This picture pretty much sums up what ''South Park'' makes of Scientology. You'd think pedophiles would get along with each other.
Image:Southparkoureafag.jpg|Speaks for itself.
Image:Southparkcosplayfail.jpg| So much wrong, so badly.
File:HappyMerchantKyle.png| With [[jews]] you lose.
Image:What the fuck Bebe.jpg| Because little boys getting raped by women are kawaii.
Image:South park has changed.jpg|South Park seriously sucks ass now.
Image:Southparkoureafag.jpg|So damn gay...
Image:Southparkavatar.jpg‎|Cartman makes a [[fursona|cameo appearance]] in [[Avatar (movie)|Avatar]]
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File:Typicalsouthparkfanyoutube.png|[[Typical]] [[Pedophile|South Park fan]]
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Image:The Ultimate Pedo Bait.jpg [[Pedo|What you've probably been waiting for.]]
File:Skankhunt42anitawmca.jpg|[[troll|Skankhunt42]] awarding [[Anita Sarkeesian]] and girlfriends [[dicks|Digital Media Awards]] at the [[Feminist|Women’s]] Media Center Awards.
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==External Links==
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20130511041542/http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/458 A typical scene from ''South Park''.]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyKGHVA6rb0 A charming and whimsical video.]

==See Also==
*''[[Total Drama Island]]''
*''[[The Simpsons]]''
*''[[Family Guy]]''
*''[[American Dad]]''
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[Republican]]
*[[Newgrounds]]
*[[Ron Paul]]
*[[America]]
*[[Moralfag]]
*[[Politically incorrect]]
*[[Gay]]
*[[Michael Moore]] - Apparent long time enemy of Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
*[[Neocon]]
*[[Red Dead Redemption 2]]
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Your body, my choice.

2025-07-25T19:59:25Z

Adrian:

{{offended}}
"'''Your body, my choice.'''" are [[The Fourteen Words|four simple words]] that were used to successfully and brutally [[troll]] dumb [[obese]] [[feminists]] following [[Donald Trump]]'s resounding victory in the [[2024 USA Presidential Elections|2024 United States Presidential Election]].

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== Nick Fuentes Says It ==

[[File:YourBodyGroypersChoice.jpg|thumb|"''Your body, my choice.''"]]
[[File:YourBodyGroypersChoice2.jpg|thumb|200px|"''Suck it, bitch.''"]]

{{quote|Your body, my choice. Forever.|[[Nick Fuentes]], professional [[beaner]] white supremacist {{archive|zjiNr}}}}

{{clear}}

== Quotes ==

[[File:YourBodyMyFist.jpg|thumb|What [[commies|the left]] say they're gonna do about it. {{archive|Ap9N5}}]]

{{quote|"Your body, my choice" is a credible, immediate thrẹat of sẹxual vıolence and can be treated as such in terms of self defense.
I sincerely hope everyone who utters it is dealt with accordingly.|Witch Way to the Titty Skittles, a [[tranny]] witch {{archive|qbyqY}}}}

{{quote|You know those guys who think it's okay to say, "Your body, my choice" — I wonder how they'll feel when their cellmate says that.|David Gerrold, threatening to [[rape]] people over [[free speech]] {{archive|WXgEs}}}}

{{quote|"your body, my choice"
Your skull, my second amendment ❤️|Tanner Sagle, being an [[internet tough guy]] in an attempt to win some free [[pussy]] {{archive|PgB5X}}}}

{{quote|Women… all of a sudden I’m pro pew pew. There’s this “Your body. My choice” movement starting, and idc if anyone wants to play this off as a harmless joke. It’s not. So ladies… time to get those pew pews ready!|David Cantera, proving that we should send all the [[Mexicans]] back {{archive|Mx4sL}}}}

== See Also ==

[[File:Abortion ad.jpeg|right|250px]]

* [[Nick Fuentes]]
* [[Andrew Tate]]
* [[Abortion]]
* [[Donald Trump]]
* [[The Fourteen Words]]

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The Annoying Orange

2025-07-19T23:39:49Z

Adrian:

{{Achtung|THE CREATOR TROONED OUT!!!}}
 
{{SmoothRainbow|I'M AN ORANGE}}

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[[File:Butasd.png|thumb|right|Orange and friend]]
[[File:Hurrperrr.jpg|thumb|right|Hmmm...a new mascot for [[Down's Syndrome]], perhaps?]]
'''The Annoying Orange''' is yet another symbol of the downfall of the internet and the plague of [[Dane Cook|unfunny, low-end consumer humor]] being foisted on its users via its chief conduit, [[YouTube]]. This series of videos were created by a [[douche]] calling himself Daneboe (aka [[Powerword|Dane Boedigheimer]]), a [[faggot]] who [[Computer Science III|learned how to chroma-key]] on Sony Vegas and likes to [[molest]] Zach Gordon three times a week. Presumably, he also plays the eyes and mouth of the main character, proudly displaying his [[magibon|crooked, disturbing dental work]], [[Flea Market Montgomery|bulbous eyes]] and eponymous annoying voice with every new installment. A likely reason for this is that he is too lazy and untalented to make an animation or claymation.

Despite the fact that [[shit nobody cares about|nobody really knows what it means]] and that it shows the usual signs of advanced [[pot|marijuana]] usage (shitty puns, repetition, an insufferably jerkass protagonist and the anthropomorphizing of food items [see ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' ) it's presently enjoying an advanced number of views, thanks to sympathetic [[loser|potheads]] and YouTube's largest demographic, [[13-year-old boys]], who ubiquitously describe it as LiEk OmG TeH BeSt ShOw [[evar|EvAr]]!!!!11

== Plot ==
[[File:Tobey_Buttsecks.jpg|thumb|right|''Orange'' creator Daneboe]]
[[File:Female_guido.jpg|thumb|right|The Annoying Orange [[IRL]]]]
[[File:AnnoyingorangeRule34.jpg|thumb|right|Orange gets [[Rule 34]]'d. This is [[Hitler]]'s dick.]]
[[File:Annoyingorangefeatured.png|thumb|right|Proof that the Orange controls YouTube.]]
'''The Annoying Orange''' is an exercise in metaphorical symbolism, and is thus a transparent depiction of creator Daneboe's own problems with intimacy and social interaction. The orange is a [[emo|lonely, misunderstood]] piece of fruit whose [[faggot|homosexual]] advances are invariably rebuffed by his fellow food items, resulting in only more confusion and existential angst at his miserable, irrelevant condition. Attempts at [[prostitute|paying for gay sex]] not relieving his pathetic existence, he ponders first a [[trap|gender change]], then [[suicide]] after contracting [[AIDS|HIV]].

In addition to this compelling storyline, another secret of the show's success is that it's based on a proven theory that people [[GIF|love repetition]]. Just like [[homosexuals|the Power Rangers]] and [[Pokemon]], the show has a reliable routine of how to create its videos:
[[File:DDDSD.png|thumb|center|400px|Holy shit is that sum pacman???'']]

== Notable Quotes ==
[[File:Condomissues.jpg‎|thumb|right|An ''Orange'' fan auditions for the role of the Banana]]
{{quote|Hey apple!|AO to apple}}
{{quote|Hey pear!|AO to pear}}
{{quote|Hey plumpkin!|AO to pumpkin}}
{{quote|Hey apple!|AO to tomato}}
{{quote|Hey...! '''WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, YOU OBNOXIOUS MOTHERFUCKER?!'''|Exchange with [[Samuel L. Jackson]]}}
{{quote|'''''ENGLISH'', MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!'''|Another remark later on from [[Samuel L. Jackson]]}}
{{quote|Calm down man! You don't want to BLACK OUT do you? hahhahahahahahahhahaha!| AO to [[Samuel L. Jackson]]}}
{{quote|Wow! Muslim children really are the next generation of "baby boomers"! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!|AO on IRC}}

==Every AO episode evar==
Every Annoying Orange episode ever made in a nutshell.

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== IT NEEDS [[MOAR]] ANNOYING [[sauce|JUICE]] ==

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== How to troll annoying orange fans ==
[[File:Gda.png|thumb|right|200px|Proof women grow up faster than men]]
As with numerous other loathsome online developments, ''Orange'' has its share of [[retards|fans]]. If you decide to [[troll|visit them]] at [http://www.facebook.com/annoyingorange?ref=ts their site] and [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE|POST SUM HAAAAIIIIITTTT!!!!!]] consider the following:

* Say the show is unfunny and only immature people watch it, which will cause [[13-year-old boys]] and [[16-year-old girls]] to [[rage]] because [[lie|they are indeed very mature]].
* Explain that it's a ''Thumb Wars'' rip-off[http://www.amazon.com/Thumb-Wars-Phantom-Megan-Cavanagh/dp/B00005OCKR]
* Relate the plot formula shown above
* Redirect them to this page
* If offended by ''this'' page, redirect them to the "[[offended]]" entry and tell them to slowly scroll to the bottom.
* Tell them that you eat Oranges every day.
* Tell them that Orange isn't real WHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

== See also ==
*[[Milky]] A far more sympathetic example of anthropomorphic food
*[[Ricky Gervais|Karl Pilkington]]
*[[13-year-old boys]]
*[[16-year-old girls]]
*[[YouTube]]
*[[AIDS]]

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<div style="text-align:center; background: #F8F8F8; border: 1px solid #DDDDDD; padding: 5px;" class="notice metadata" id="spoilers">This page contains spoilers — Important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example, '''HOLY SHIT the <s>[[Scum|Scots, the Irish, the Welsh and people from the north of England]] hate</s> everyone with half a brain doesn't even slightly trust you!!!'''</div>
[[Image:Who_needs_satire_is_dead_bbc_news_hamas_israel_gaza.jpg|thumb|Who needs satire? ]]

[[Image:Testcard_F.jpg|thumb|The most <s>exciting</s> [[loli|hawt]] programme the BBC has & will ever broadcast]]
[[Image:Testcardclown.jpg|thumb|Creepy loli clown of an old BBC show.]]

The '''BBC''' ('''B'''illionaire '''B'''oys '''C'''lub, '''B'''ullshit '''B'''abbling '''C'''unts or the ''Israeli Ministry Of Propaganda'') is a pure evil [[old media]] news corporation [[Communism|that every Britfag with a colour TV is forced to pay an annual fee for through a TV licence regardless of whether they use/watch it or like/agree with what it puts out]]. The Britfag government and the [[1984|proles]] who support it [[Dubious Disclaimer|justify]] this bullshit by claiming the BBC is [[Lie|impartial]]. Many Britfags also consider the BBC [[Lol|to be a source of]] [[Fail|national pride]]. Despite supposedly being a British organisation, former Director General Mark Thompson has a [[Jewish]] wife, and made [http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/?p=10191| trips to Israel] to meet blood-drinking lizard Ariel Sharon and suck his circumsized cock, assuring him that the BBC would have a pro-Zionist bias and refuse to broadcast any humanitarian appeals if The Kike Reich massacred some more Palestinians in Gaza. Also, the BBC news has covered [[Rickrolling]] with pictures of [[PROJECT CHANOLOGY]].

== The headlines ==

[[File:NewsBarelyQualifies.jpg|thumb|Accurate depiction of all of the BBC]]
The BBC was founded [[at least 100 years ago]] by a branch of the British General Post Office, in order to broadcast propaganda to the entire world via the medium of [[Bullshit|impartial]] journalism and carefully edited headlines. The annual license fee system that has sustained the corporation since its inception has started to break down since the sheeple discovering streamed online content ironically hosted by the beeb and private media interests who greedily eyed valuable assets and so the upper management pissed its self, backed away from anything that might cause controversy and instead start broadcasting ballroom dancing, celebrity wife-swap and the national lottery 5 days a week.

It has long been thought that the BBC has an anti American bias. This is true, as reporting Uncle Sam's latest [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8356734.stm] atrocity [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/1506151.stm] is clearly "anti-meerican." And pissy chavs wonder why the rest of Europe hates us.

In the documentary "wow, aren't Americans fucking stupid" the BBC did not actually insult the USA, they just used one of our 2 million words for cold on the cob to confound the undesirables.

== ITV ==

[[NFA|ITV]] came on the scene as a credible commercial alternative to the BBC but quickly degenerated into [[Faux News|piss poor dumbed down content]] complete with [[DeviantART|freak shows]], property development guides and "I'm a non-celebrity get me a career!". Naturally only the poorest people watch ITV as all its programs tend to edge toward the "[[chav]]" demographic. This is to be expected as ITV's hometown, Manchester is 90% Chav and 10% fail whilst the BBC was born in glorious London during the heyday of Empire and Monarchy.

== Programming ==
The BBC broadcast a lot of [[shit nobody cares about]] but [[Retard|Britfags]] happen to watch it anyway for the sake of fuck knows what.
*[[Doctor Who]]
*[[2 girls 1 cup|Torchwood]] (Doctor Who spin off/rip off)
*[[roman showers|Holby City]]
*[[Old Gregg|The Mighty Boosh]]
*[[Lemonparty]]
*[[Lulz|Monkey Dust]]
*[[The Big Bang Theory|<s>The IT Crowd</s>]] That's Channel 4, dipshit.
*Blue Peter (Kids show with the odd fuckable presenter. Puzzlingly, a cerulean dildo is not involved...)
*[[Sherlock]]
*[[The Secret Show]] (shit cartoon for children made by the Beeb)
* Survivors (the most cucked show ever made with a plot revolving around how the evil corporations have created a virus that kills 3/4 of the human population because capitalism and how the protagonists refuse to arm themselves in the post apocalyptic world, even after being threatened and attacked, because guns, weapons and self defence is evil and nasty (fucking watch that bullshit if you don't believe me).
* Afrocentric history revision bullshit (most recent)

[[Too lazy|And plenty more shit.]] Also before programmes begin they would often show of their [[crap|crappy]] little logos in the shape of a circle to represent a [[cock]] ring along with some [[bitch|bitchass]] continuity announcer.

The only thing good to watch from the shit BBC is the news because you get to watch people being killed =D

== OMG BIAS ==
In 2004 [[Fox News]]' presenter John Gibson opined in an op-ed piece that the BBC, despite being government-bound to appear neutral, had a "frothing at the mouth" anti-American bias, and that its presenters called on Iraqi forces to fight US troops-both of these things being quoted, apparently, from a government report. The fact that this is clearly [[true|complete bullshit]] on every level and that the [[shit nobody cares about|report in question did not say anything even close to this]] did not faze [[win|Gibson]], who proceeded to go and pray outside the nearest [[Britain|abortion clinic]].

On that note the only thing the BBC like about America is <s>[[Obama|OBAMA]] and want his [[in the ass|dick rammed up their ass]].</s> [[HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS]]

== BBC Reporter John Sweeney Interviews [[Scientology]] Spokesperson [[Tommy Davis]] ==

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== New 2.oh webshite ==

Recently the BBC has decided that it must change its website from an easily readable sensibly organized one into a [[16 year old girl]]'s myspace page. It gives no reason for the change other than "The website hasn't changed for 4 years, it needed a lick of paint.". Due to their epic failure the [[web 2.0|beta website]] looks like it was designed by [[Apple]] in association with a [[gay]] pride parade.

The website now has the following 2.oh features:

*Overuse of the color blue.
*Less content but more blank space between things.
*[[ALLCAPS]].
*Size 18 text.
*Round corners (right angles are soooo 1-point-oh).
*Reporter blogs! Stay tuned to my Weblog!! Your source for news!! How did this happen I am bad with computer.
*A fuckin stupid analogue clock that distracts you when you already have a clock in your task bar (digital clocks are soooo 1-point-oh and not nearly hi technicaaaaal enough).
*Customisable layout that you'll have to go though 5 minutes setting up again every time you clean your cookies so you don't get London's news and weather on the page fagging the place up.
*Clashing links that change color to draw your interest to other links that may interest you when you click one. This doesn't actually work though as a load of sport headlines try to draw attention to themselves if you click on a link to a comedy program.

All this is probably really impressive if you live in Kensington, own an iPhone, drink your own piss and include your Aga as a family member when filling in your census forms.

In a bid to appeal to a broader audience, the BBC is considering changing it's name to the British [[faggot|Bumfuckers]] Club. A position statement is expected to be issued shortly.

==Auntie Beeb and Uncle Jim==

{{Jimmy Savile}}

[[File:Tinkiwinki Saville.jpg|thumb|Another victim comes forward]]

One affair more than most has sent reverberations shock-waving through the corporation, and that is the not unlarge matter of the place being used as a paedo pick-n-mix store by the legendary Jimmy "Jim'll" Savile.

The old perve ruled the airwaves for several decades, fronting some of the BBC's most popular youth shows. Which is odd, because -- while it is a strange fact that no-one will ever [[Shamefur Dispray|admit to voting]] for [[Trolling IRL|three-term]] Prime Minister [[Margaret Thatcher]] -- if you speak to any [[Britfag|Briton]] who was alive during his reign of terror, they will say as one that they always found Savile creepy, repulsive, slimy and not even the slightest bit entertaining. Nevertheless, despite these handicaps, which might have proved an impediment to a career in broadcasting for a lesser mortal, Jim'll's crazed wrinkly old face could be found leering into living-rooms the length of the nation for decades. Why? [[It is a mystery]].

===TOTP===

[[100 years ago|Between 1964 and 1984]] Savile was [[Moderator|Grand Emperor]] and [[Rich and beautiful|instantly-recognised]] face of [http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00704hg Top of The Pops], a popular weekly televised countdown of [[Pop music|the latest 'Top 10' musical releases]], daddy-o. Making him [[not really|sort of]] the [[Shit|British]] version of [[Elitist musical bastard|Dick Clark]].

<center><youtube>puyKtlPcmzU</youtube> '''The old charmer filmed pinching a girl's [[ass]] live on air and obviously not giving a fuck'''</center>.|<center><youtube>01cDSygVJTg</youtube> '''And here's a hilarious audio recording of [[Sick fuck|Savile]] backstage with a [[DO NOT WANT|delighted]] young fan...'''</center>|<center><youtube>tnidfKRUXD8</youtube> '''Not even [[fat|porky]] [[Whore|Colleen Nolan]] is safe from our Jim'll's warmest affections!'''</center>

 
{{Quote|I felt his fingers go towards my bottom. It was disgusting... [[For the lulz|He just laughed and carried on mauling me]] while talking to the camera.|Sylvia Edwards on her visit to a recording of ''Top of The Pops'' in 1976}}

It is [[True|alleged]] that throughout his tenure as host Jim'll preyed upon teenaged members of the studio-audience and witnesses now [[Truth|claim that]] he was the head of an "inner circle" of abusers, a number being members of the production team, including a camera-man.

 
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|One woman, who used to be a dancer, says there were at least three members of backstage staff at ''Top of the Pops'' who used to take young girls to parties, where [[Sick fuck|horrific and inappropriate]] things took place.| [[Moralfag|Jon Bird]] of ''The National Association for People Abused in Childhood''
|We also heard an allegation about one of the cameramen.| [[Moralfag|Jon Bird]] of ''The National Association for People Abused in Childhood''}}</center>

===Clunk Click===
Following [[It is a mystery|the success of Top of The Pops]], another show fronted by Savile was commissioned: ''Clunk Click'', in which Savile interviewed loads of [[Pedophiles|his bezzie mates]], including [[Old|old]] dinosaur [[Pedophiles|pop stars]] that you've [[Gary Glitter|never heard of]] and the occasional [[Pedophile|"celebrity politician"]] such as [[Cyril Smith]], while all the time
surrounded by [[Loli|a handpicked bevy of teenage lovelies]].

<center><youtube>j6Hx7Q2oC5U</youtube> '''Savile invites [[Gary Glitter|a certain other well-known pedo]] to [[rape|sample]] two of his audience.'''</center> 

(The above clip achieved national importance later: See [[Operation:_Yewtree#Chocolate_starrfish|Freddy Starr]] for details).

The title ''Clunk Click'' was a reference to "Clunk, Click, Every Trip", which was the [[Oldmeme|catchphrase]] of a then-famous [[Advertising|TV advert campaign]] about public safety, in which Savvo reminded viewers to fasten their seatbelts while travelling by car. Because [[LOLWUT|obviously]] the title of a primetime light entertainment show for kids should be [[Subliminal messages|a reminder of possible injury and/or death]] and Jimmy would personally have [[Lies|cried his eyes out]] if he knew a young child had [[Necrophilia#Case study|tragically ended up in a hospital mortuary]].

===Jim'll [[Touch|Fix]] It===
[[File:Jim'll Fix It.jpg|thumb|Now then, now then, you know you want this medallion, don'tcher, kiddies? Bend over for Uncle Jim'll...]]
''Jim'll Fix It'' was a television programme conceived by the enterprising Jimmy as a convenient way of enabling him to contact supple young lolis and shotas in the days before the advent of chatrooms and [[Habbo Hotel]]. Every week, because there was literally nothing better to do, hundreds of thousands of children from all over the country would send in letters to the show, asking if Jim would 'fix it' for their wishes to come true.

This programme was about as boring as it sounds with kids wanting to [[Shit nobody cares about|meet their favorite celebrity or become an astronaut]], although, admittedly, the one episode where the scout troop wrote in to ask if Jimmy could fix it for them to have their packed lunches on a rollercoaster was, undeniably, really fucking funny.

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Just look at that one [[fat]] little motherfucker's face. Still trying to shove in a bit more of his donut. Greedy little bastard.

In any case, the children would send in their letters, ensuring that they enclosed their [[dox|name, address and telephone number]], and if they were lucky (and attractive) enough, Jim'll, as he was affectionately known, would contact them and arrange for their wish to be granted on national television, as well as for them to recieve their very own, highly sought after 'Jim'll Fix It' [[Chris-chan|medallion]]. Of course, unbeknownst to them and, indeed, the rest of the world at large, all this came with [[Rape|a price]]...

Since the scandal broke, some of Savile's more enterprising victims have taken to [http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TWO-Genuine-Jimll-Fix-It-badges-souvenirs-/271093587026?pt=UK_Collectables_Badges_Patches_MJ&hash=item3f1e6fdc52 selling their medallions on eBay for mad cash], although it is worth noting that all the [[Jew gold|money]] in the world won't be able to buy back their [[virginity|innocence]].

===OBEBBCMI5WTF?===
[[Image:Communist bbc.jpg|thumb|[[NWO|IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!111oneoneone]] ]]
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Looking back, it's kind of odd that a man like Savile, who amazes one with his sheer energy and the proliferation of peedings that he undertook, so much so that it's hard to believe he actually found time to run any of his numerous marathons (but perhaps someone told him that a crowd of toddlers was waiting for him at the finish line, to spur him on), ever managed to work his way into such a position of authority and so-called 'popularity'.

Throughout the old cunt's years at the BBC, so pretty much for the entire duration of the [[Cold War]], nearly all [[Communists|employees]] of the corporation -- [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1522875/Revealed-how-the-BBC-used-MI5-to-vet-thousands-of-staff.html including journalists, editors and presenters] -- were subjected to "security vetting" carried out by MI5 (which, for our colonial cousins, is roughly analogous to the FBI, except [[Fail|without the power of arrest]]).

Vetting was [[Doxxing|a thorough process of investigating an individual's background]], especially their [[Communism|political beliefs]] and their [[Faggotry|private life]], to see if there was anything about them that might be contrary to [[The Royal Family#Queen Elizabeth II|what MI5 regarded as the national interest]]. For instance, Savile's contemporary at the beeb [[Operation Yewtree#Gambo: First Blood|Paul Gambaccini]] was marked down by MI5 as [http://www.anorak.co.uk/373532/celebrities/paul-gambaccini-the-bbcs-gay-american-dj-had-an-mi5-christmas-tree-by-his-name.html/ a possible subversive] ... just because he was a [[faggot]].

So how did a 24/7 noncing machine like Savvy-boy apparently manage to escape detection while working for the BBC for the best part of 30 years?

Or did he? We may never know. But this isn't the last time MI5 appears in the epic [[LOTR|Savile saga]].

===The Smith Review===

No, not another TV programme starring sex beast Savs, this is the title of [http://www.damejanetsmithreview.com/ the official inquiry] into how the fuck Savile got away with it during his time with the BBC, and [[Obvious|whether]] he had any fellow paedo playmates within the Corporation. Established 2012 and its report still hasn't (as of February 2014) been published. Since the Smith Review got set up, [[Operation Yewtree#Savile chauffeur #3|the key figure]] who promised to tie Jim-boy to [[Operation Fairbridge|a paedophile ring in the Houses of Parliament]] has been found dead and a bucket of whitewash tipped over what was going on. So, it's looking like the Smith Review will [[No|get to the bottom of things]].

==Things You'll Learn From Watching BBC==

* Brits fancy [[nigger]] [[cock]]. Watch any show from [[Doctor Who]] to Red Dwarf and you'll see some cute, tight bodied white honey that has an overwhelming urge to coal burn.
* The Brits still fancy themselves a world power. Again watch British tv shows and you'll see them give up all tethers to reality and fantasize how Britain still rules the world.
* The British Monarchy are a bunch of [[fur faggotry|fur fags]]. Why is it they are always descended from werewolves. I have always wondered if this is an insult to their [[German]] heritage.
* The Brits think they are divinly superior to the world and get their panties in a bind when the US pimp slaps them back into reality and tells them that they, in fact, are.
* They believe they could have won [[World War 2]] on their own. What we call taking a massive ass whooping, they refer to as strategy.
* They actually believe they won World War 2. All [[America]] did was supply jeeps and razor blades.
* Thanks to Prince Charles, to my dying day I'll always think of a tampon as a British Teabag.
* White Men are not allowed to go after the [[nigger|black]] [[pussy]]. They just aren't.
* They love their [[niggers]]. They believe that in 500 years or so, the monarchy will have fucked enough niggers to give them a nigger queen.
* On the subject of [[gay|queens]]. The Brits love their [[fag|queens]] so much, they were the first to legalize them.

==See Also==

*[[BBC Radio 4]]
*[[Chris Morris]]
*[[CNN]]
*[[Faux News]]
*[[Jimmy Savile]]
*[[British CSA Inquiry]]
*[[NPR]] The American version

==External Links==

*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/ The BBCs "news"]
*[http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-10520487 The BBC 'reports' on 4chan]

{{Britfags}}

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Jeffrey Epstein

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[[File:1_Billionaire-Businessman-and-Convicted-Paedophile-Jeffrey-Epstein.jpg|thumb|right|The billionaire businessman and convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein]]

'''Jeffrey Edward Epstein'''{{jew}} was a [[Jewish]] billionaire and child molester, and was the Final Boss of {{strike|American}} International [[Paedophilia]], a title he earned by molesting [[at least 100]] children and getting away with it because of a combination of [[Jewgold]] and being friends with [[Bill Clinton]] and [[Donald Drumpf|the Trumps]].

Molesting more kids than [[Gary Glitter]], [[Jimmy Savile]] and [[Muhammad]] combined, this motherfucker had it down to a science. Not only would he fly kids around on his plane -- dubbed ''Lolita Express'' -- so that he could play doctor with them on his own private island, he actually [[genius|paid these girls to then go back home and convince their friends to let him fuck them, too]]!

One would think that over the course of the DECADES this was going on, someone would catch this fucker and hand him a [[over 9000|9000-year long]] sentence of sharing a cell with Bubba, but instead, when his crimes were FINALLY discovered, he only served one year in a federal country club, where he got to leave for 12 hours a day, six days a week for "work release" (the kind of sentence Jerry Sandusky only dreams he could have had). Too bad the "release" was only to do actual work, versus the kind of "release" he wishes he could do all over the face of some 9-year-old.

==The Guy Qanon Warned You About==
[[File:Wayfair epstein connection.jpg|thumb|400px|right|[[Wayfair]] connection]]
Jeffrey's Magical Kiddie Playhouse was home to such impeccable decor as a life-sized mannequin in a wedding dress hanging from a chandelier, an entire wall made out of glass eyeballs intended for wounded British soldiers, and an oddly prophetic mural of him in prison, surrounded by barbed wire and guard towers, but conspicuously absent of a marauding horde of angry, horny niggers eager to show a rich Jew what happens to pedophiles in prison.
As if intentionally designed to get the Qanon and Pizzagate faggots at 8chan to furiously masturbate over the implications of creepy-ass, edgelord designs that would have been considered too on-the-nose even for a fucking Saw movie, his 7-story townhouse in Jew York City would have made the perfect Halloween attraction had it not been declared a crime scene for hosting more CP than AllTheFallen.ninja and Sarah Butts' hard drives put together. Cleverly hidden on compact discs labeled 'nude girls', either the guy is an absolute fucking retard when it comes to hiding his CP stash, or he was just that confident that the Party Van would never come for him again, and if it would, he'd get off scot-free once more. Given who his friends are, it's probably the latter.

== Wikipedia Shilling ==
After Epstein's arrest, mentions of Bill Clinton being with Epstein and Kevin Spacey on Jeff's rape island were removed from Epstein's Wikipedia page, but mentions of Epstein meeting with Donald Trump in the 1990s were not... (((Clearly nothing sinister here, folks))).

Similarly, the Wikipedo Jews pounced on the Epstein article straight away, deleting all mention of his Jewishness. Their excuse?

{{quote|On reflection, the addition of his ethnicity is not necessary. Few, if any, Jewish-Americans are identified as such on Wikipedia.|Ambitus (Wikipedia Editor)}}

You read that correctly. Wikipedia, where just being an American Jew is enough to get a work detail of basement-dwelling yids hammering out a 10k-word hagiography, thinks it's irrelevant to mention that Epstein is a kike. Never mind that TOW actually has a category that is fucking entitled {{wikilink|Category:American_Jews|"American Jews"}}, where thousands of hook-nosed yids are listed in a variety of subcategories, including Epstein himself.

== The Lolita Express ==
This being the nickname for the private plane in which Epstein's guests were shuttled back and forth to his private pedo paradise, Little St James, one of the smaller of the Caribbean Virgin Islands -- conveniently located off the southeastern tip (just the tip) of St. Thomas. People like Matt Groening and Bobby Kotick are really hoping that you forget about it, but as the saying goes, the internet never forgets. And neither should you.

== DUN DUN DUN ==
[[File:epstein-morrowind2.png|thumb|right|You feel like someone is watching you.]]
In July of 2019, Epstein was finally V& in Jew York after some (((journalist))) in Miami did an exposé on just how many people bent over backward to spare him from Bubba's BBC the last time he was v& for diddling little girls. Said (((journalist))) uncovered everything from a campaign of witness intimidation, sweetheart deals, a deliberate coverup of the involvement of everyone from Bill Clinton to Prince Andrew at Pedobear Island, to a claim that Epstein "belongs to the intelligence." Such arguments did not move New York prosecutors and judges. After his Fortress of Molestation was searched, an entire safe was found full of cash, diamonds, and a fake passport claiming that Epstein, a filthy kike, was a sand nigger from Saudi Arabia. Claiming that it was only because he knew what actual sand niggers think of rich Jews who molest kids, it's probably because he knows that child molestation is a time-honored tradition of Middle-Easterners and saw sand niglets as another source of underage poon once the American well runs dry.
Whatever the case, the means and motivation to flee proved too much, and he was ordered held without bail. {{strike|The only question now is whether or not Bubba will get to fuck him before he's inevitably found swinging in his cell or Tyrone shivs him to death in the cafeteria}} yeah that's not a question anymore now, is it...

== NYC Jail Injury and "Suicide" ==
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The asshole was found injured in his jail cell on the 24th of July, 2019 nearly unconscious, tied and gagged, in a fetal position, attempting to imitate the age group he has an obsession with. He has been placed on a suicide watch. At the time of writing this, it is unclear if it was suicide, a hit job, or someone beating the shit out of him because he's an alleged pedo. Apparently, he was put on suicide watch where he would be monitored 24/7 without any tools to commit suicide, but the camera just so happened to malfunction right when he died.

== Goodbye, cruel world ==
[[File:Epstein Final Mugshot.png|thumb|200px|right|his last mugshot]]
He ded, ladies and gentlemen. Handy Andy probably had something to do with his death if the tabloids are to be believed.
On the 10th of August, 2019 our unfortunate protagonist was found dead of apparent suicide in his jail cell. It's currently too early to state definitively whether or not his rich mates ordered the assassination or he was just a massive faggot and pussied out pre-trial, given he'd been up for some pretty heinous stuff in the past and walked away pretty much scot-free.
Rest in peace, Jeffrey. All the people listed in your black book will never miss you.

== Gallery of [[Rich|Gucci]] Billionaire Drip==

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== See also ==
* [[Alex Jones]] - He was right and this proves his reptilian conspiracies.
* [[California]] - The land of the sodomite damned for prolific child-sex freaks.
* [[Woody Allen]]{{jew}} - Fucked his underage daughter then married her and was an actor in Hollywood.
* [[Roman Polanski]]{{jew}} - Also part of the [[satan]]ic pedophile [[goth|cult]] [[Illuminati]] conspiracy, also a famous film director.
* [[Harvey Weinstein]]{{jew}} - Diddled most of Hollywood and was a film producer.
* [[Jeff Goldblum]]{{jew}} - Another Hollywood Jew who raped and knows the name of the [[dinosaur]] that has 500 teeth.
* [[Jared Fogle]]{{jew}} - Another pedo Jew. Currently being [[fucked]] by [[gay]] [[prison]] inmates [[Ram Ranch|in the shower]].
* [[Hillary Clinton|The]] [[Bill Clinton|Clintons]] and [[Trump]] - Both were associates of the famous kike.
* [[Storm Area 51]] - Used to keep the goyim in the dark about all of the airborne pedophilia.

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Emo Cutter Girl

2025-07-18T20:16:53Z

Adrian:

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[[Image:Emo Girl Cuts Herself Picture-125.jpg|thumb|left|Her razor would go to better use on her eyebrows]]
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Around November 8th of 2008, photographs of an unknown girl, [[some argue|most likely]] of [[German]] heritage and appearing to be in her early twenties, started circling around the tubes, starting with some shitty site no one cares about and ending up on [[Something Awful]]. Judging from the content of the photos, said girl just may be the most [[Ripper|hardcore]] [[cutter]] in existence. Many of the pictures show her having cut so deep that bone and major arteries are visible. Some show her collecting blood in syringes or other containers (one shows a [[Period|blood clot]] the size of a [[Bernie Madoff|Jew's wallet]]) while others show her home covered in so much blood it looks like she had [[OJ Simpson]] over for dinner.

{{quote|I've seen pretty much everything there is to see ([[Goatse]], [[Tubgirl]], [[2girls1cup]], [[Swap.avi]], Gory Videos [[etc]].) so I'm not fazed by much, but dear God this is by far the worst. I couldn't even look at all of them.|[[Goon]]}}
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== The Pictures ==
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== The Girl ==
[[Image:Emo Girl Cuts Herself Picture-15.jpg|thumb|left|Best Myspace Default Photo [[Evar]]]]
[[Image:Arattertat.jpg|right|thumb|260px||She ''never'' cuts near the [[rat]]. It's too important]]
Upon seeing these photos, many people wanted to get help for our mystery cutter. But the OP who brought these photos to light, who also happened to be an admin on said shitty site (and known pedophile, judging from the photographs in his gallery) would not give up any information. Not even the original file names of the cutting pictures. This didn't stop the [[Goons]] though. After a couple of days and some [[Google|1337 detective work]], some posts from Emo Cutter Girl were found on a German speaking forum, impressive considering [[over 9000|how many]] [[tubes]] away the forum was, and in German to boot. After extensive [[Babelfish|translating]] of the German forum, the girl's name was found. She is 23 and from Regensburg, Germany. She claims to have [[Borderline Personality Disorder]] and wants help. The Goons made some phone calls and got her some treatment and then continued to spend the rest of the thread stroking their [[E-penis|E-peens]].

Emo Cutter Girl gets about as close as is possible to [[:Image:Emo_Girl_Cuts_Herself_Picture-71.jpg|the brachial artery]] without becoming [[an hero]]. You can even see it right alongside the biceps brachii muscle. From the scars, you can see she's been at it for years, getting deeper as time goes by. She avoids dying by frequenting the hospital. Because she never tells them that she is suicidal, they cannot legally admit her for psych treatment without her consent. They just sew her up, give her antibiotics and some painkillers, slap her on the ass and send her home to carve herself up like a Christmas goose all over again.

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===Quotes===
{{quote|Letting the blood ooze out makes my pain real|Anon. cutter}}
{{quote|Somewhere there is a goon softly smiling in the warm glow of a monitor; he has just realized that gut-fucking may be a reality... all he needs is a razor and address.|Nick at Nite man}}
{{quote|As a mental health professional who has worked directly with this type of population I'm going to say it again, this is some very real abuse. Be it self inflicted or otherwise, it is beyond mere "pleasure seeking" in it's nature, intensity, and duration. This isn't some girl who is in an extreme body mod phase, this is someone with very real mental health needs.|Some [[Goon]], Claiming To Be An E-Doctor}}
{{quote|I sit down and cut. And cut and cut. I lose sight of time, but that doesn't matter, because I only do "it" at night. And nights are long... 
But it seems my judgment tends to slip during the "action". I can see that I am cutting on muscles, bones, nerves, tendons, that the muscles and blood vessels are tearing, but that's exactly the point: my concentration is focused on the details. At times, perhaps that may have saved me from much worse, but it is really strange, to stand up when you're done and see (sometimes shockingly) a wound or a "massacre". Was that really me...? Clearly. I know it was.|Emo Cutter Girl| http://www.rattenforum.de}}
{{quote|id slip it in her arm.|kamikaZi_blitz http://www.flamehaus.com/}}

== See Also ==
*[[Pain series]]
*[[Cutting]]
*[[Lj cut]]
*[[Anorexia]]
*[[Eunuch Archive]]
*[[BME]]
*[[Self-injury]]

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== External Links ==
*[http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f10/some-emo-girl-needs-serious-help-11192/ Original Post On Documentingreality.com] {{archive|qEI41}} 
*[http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3009806&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Something Awful Thread] - You need an "Archive Upgrade" in order to view this post. If someone with access could add an [[template:archive|archive link]] that would be great. 
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100203141724/https://digg.com/health/This_girl_needs_serious_help_If_anyone_knows_her_send_help Digg] - Links to the Something Awful thread which needs the "Archive Upgrade" to see.
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Korea

2025-07-18T20:09:34Z

Adrian:

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==Background==
[[Image:Koreanzerglings.jpg|thumb|left|ZERG RUSH!]]
[[File:Ahotkoreanman.jpg|thumb|left|A typical korean man]]
Once upon a time, Japan [[Surprise Sex|surprise buttsexed]] China, and '''''KOREA''''' is the prolapsed colon that resulted. During [[100 years ago|the 1950s]] Korea was the site of some epic [[RL drama]], when [[Lulz|war]] broke out between the North and South due to a lack of good ''[[Starcraft]]'' servers. After repeated [[Rape|defeats]], the South asked the [[America]]ns for help, in response the Americans and pretty much the rest of the world proceeded to [[Pwn|invade and drive back]] the North all the way to the Chinese border. However, more drama was to be begotten when paranoid [[chink]] commies, most armed with little more than their microscopic ding dongs, went apeshit and launched a surprise [[Raid|offensive]] on the UN armies, who, after some serious anal raping, then agreed to a [[GG|ceasefire]]. The [[Korean War]] initiated the proud American tradition of [[Freedom|bombing the shit out of other countries in order to save them]], and introduced the world to the noble Chinese tradition of rounding up a bunch of illiterate [[Mexicans|peasant]]s, giving them a couple of twigs, and forcing them into heroic, [[an hero|suicidal]] "[[Zerg rush|human wave]]" attacks. The border of North and South Korea hasn't changed since, with both sides engaging in a [[flame war|stand-off]].

There are a few Koreans in Japan, and the Japanese there, practicing exceedingly high standards concerning racial purity, treat them as [[niggers]].Also, the chasm between Western and Eastern part of Korea is high, as they try not to taint their royal [[Azn]] blood with niggers, white devils, or other Azns in Korea.

==Foods/Customs==

Korean dishes include boiled grasses, leaves, boiled dogs, boiled cows; anything that is boiled and cooked with red-pepper can be Korean. While some love Korean food, typical Korean dish, which consists of Kimchi, Radish-Kimchi, White-Kimchi, more Kimchi, and rice, is not edible to humans, except for maybe hungry people that live in Africa. The legend actually has it that koreans drip kimchi when they bleed.

Koreans have very odd custom of calling anyone older "hyung/oppa/nuna", which means older brother or older sister. As a result, in many case of Korean relationships, people say "my sister/brother" when they are having sex, which kind of explains why Japs(that came from Koreans) are obsessed with incest hentai. But Koreans don't have to do that since Korean couples engage in daily incest role play. Due to possible broken DNA resulting from incestuous relationships, we can still confirm that Koreans are very proud of their Korean heritage(which probably consists of copying other heritages.)

Most of the students in Korea are virgins, preparing to become great honorary [[Azn]] wizard. Their sports of choice include memorizing useless crap, watching K-pop when they are not sleeping, watching Japanese porn and hating Japs at possibly at the same time, and masturbating with their well plagiarized achievements. Although Koreans naturally suck at sports, they are better than any other ethnicity at talking about sports.

Recently Korean government banned pornography because Korean women could not stand the sight of women online that had bigger boobs and asses than them,(which is practically everyone in the world); however, Korean virgin males did not react because they were shamed of having [[Azn]] dicks.

Korean men like to brag about mandatory military service, which can best be likened to Auschwitz, except that it is worse because you would have to see Korean fags talk all day about K-pop and eat kimchi all day. Historians claim that faggotry practiced among Koreans stem from long history of slavery.(No, this is actually serious, slaves made up 50% of the population in the last Chosun dynasty of Korea). Naturally, Koreans are [[nigger]] asians; however, particular faggotry is practiced only among Korean themselves because people from other race actually stand up for themselves and beat the shit out of anyone who does it.

In their long shitty history, (imagine the never-ending series of [[sharknado]] movies), there have been no Korean historical figures that influenced the world in a positive manner; however, King Sejong and Lee-Soon-Shin are famous to test-makers in the US for making frequent appearances in the essay section of the SAT. Believe it or not, some conspiracy theories claim that [[Hitler]] had a Korean ancestry.

== Simplified ==
[[File:Koreanbaby.jpg|thumb|right|A typical Korean child can go through a litter during a picnic]]
[[File:Bestkorea.jpg|thumb|right|[[Pokemon|NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA!]]]]
[[Best Korea|North Korea]]: The pimps with the nukes. 
[[Good Korea|South Korea]]: The players with the shitty tech.
[[File:KoreanBDSMWhore.jpg|thumb|right|Americans brutally tortured Korean Civilians during the Korea War in both Koreas]]

According to [[Conservative|Samuel Huntington]] the whole idea is for Good Korea to inherit Evil Korea's Nukes after they all starve, thus joining the Nuclear Club, guilt-free.

== How to Troll a Korean ==
[[Image:chop.jpg|thumb|An actual Korean reaction to Takeshima related issues.]]
[[Image:Korean.jpg|thumb|The only sport Koreans give a shit about is [[Starcraft]].]]
# Say ''anything'' good about Japan at all. [[Seriously]], try it; it works. For more lulz, "mistake" them for Japanese: enjoy the effects.
# Go around saying that Koreans originate from Southeast Asia, like this [http://www.youtube.com/user/SouthEastAsianUnion/ gook], and all the studies done in major universities are all [[lulz|lulz]].
# Buy a Korean girl a fake designer purse (make sure it is a good fake, they have a sense that allows them to be able to sniff out all but the best fakes), have sex with her (should be no problem once she thinks you bought her something expensive with some French or Italian guy's name on it), then reveal to her that the purse is a fake that you bought off some Nigerian guy at a flea market for $10 and watch as her head implodes with rage.
# Say "Dokdo (Takeshima for more lulz) belongs to Japan!" This is guaranteed to send any Korean into an epic rage. An EPIC, EPIC RAGE.
# Explain to them how wonderful the Kim dynasty is, then ask their opinion on the family.
# Tell them that most Korean words come from China.
# Ask them how many times Korea has been invaded.
# Call them "gook," "chink," "Chinese," or "panface." (Obviously this is not trolling. Koreans will become [[Cho Seung Hui]])
# Tell a Korean girl she'd look so much better with an eye job.
# Tell them about your trip to Asia, and make sure to say that the Korean whores were the best.
# Tell a Korean man that your girlfriend is Korean.
# Ask if dog tastes good.
# Inform a Korean man that usually, when a Korean girl goes to college she can't get enough nigger dick.
# Tell a Korean man that his wife wasn't a virgin, she had hymen replacement surgery. Say that she was your girlfriend, during which time you fucked her as much as possible, and he's lucky to have such a sweet piece of ass.
# Tell them that Japanese is an infinitely more beautiful language than Korean.
# Tell them how Korea has [[truth|spent its entire history being the bitch of either China, Japan, or the USA]].
# Talk to them in Japanese and expect them to understand you completely.

Be careful; they often carry knives.

== Fun Facts ==
[[Image:Ugly south korean.png|thumb|right|300px|North Korean propaganda, but has immense troll value nonetheless.]]
* All Koreans have hardons for ''[[Starcraft]]''.
* Korean believe they are the best Asians, just like the Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Taiwanese- Oh FUCK it, [[Fact|all Asians are retarded]]. Except for the [[Philippines|Filipinos]], who make themselves everyone's bitch.
* All Koreans are extremely susceptible to unquestioning belief in urban myths and old wives tales; in modern times those backed by email chain letters or Korean news rather than any actual scientific evidence are particularly dangerous when released upon unsuspecting Koreans. A favorite is that eating dog will transform your vocal chords into those of an opera singer. Also, see [[fan death]].
* Koreans are actually aliens from the planet of Korethra. Your base ours is now.
*[[Incest|99% of Koreans bear the surname "Kim," "Lee," or "Park."]]
*one good example of someone with the surname kim is the hot kim tae hee , someone with lee is the hot lee ha nui or someone with pak is pak chae rim
* King Dong Dil, leader of North Korea, is actually a [[robot]].
* [[Korean cry|Korean tears]] are chemically unrelated to tears from any other ethnic group on the planet.
* Everything that goes wrong in Korea is the Japan's fault. If you insult or complain about Korea, you must be Japanese. No exceptions. Just ask the gooks.

== Typical Response to an American ==
# Yankee Go Home!
# [[I'M X|I'M KOREAN]]! SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN! AMERICAN IS PIG! DO YOU WANT CHEESEBURGER? DO YOU WANT PIZZA? AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING! BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS MURDERER! FUCKING U.S.A!!!!1
# Your beef tastes like dog turds in glue.
# You mean nothing to us...except for Blizzard.
# KKKKIIILLLL NNNNOOOORRRRTTTTHHH KOOORREEEAAAAA
# But After the 2010s, South Korean sentiment toward the United States has come to favor the United States, with the exception of a few anti-Americans.

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== Brutally True Facts About Koreans ==
[[File:Average Penis Size Throughout the World.jpg|thumb|Korean men have the smallest dicks in the world]]
# They [[Fact|smell.]]
# North Koreans are mind-fucked and think their country is full of purity thanks to their grorious reader.
# Lower-class Koreans are extremely hot-headed, any words that sounds like an insult towards them and they will punch you in the face with no remorse.
# Koreans are either people that are mentioned above, or SAT nerds with giant glasses and loads of SAT-prep books stacking in their room just so they can try and get into Harvard, but usually end up going to some school for rich Korean failures like Bucknell.
# Koreans eat dogs. They really do, and they really don't like to talk about it.
# The Koreans are the only race on the planet that are both more xenophobic and materialistic than the [[Jews]].
# Koreans think they are tough shit and are better than Americans, but the sad truth is if it wasn't for [[America]] saving their sorry asses back in Korean War, the entire peninsula will be buttraped by the [[Best Korea|grorious reader]]. America is still saving their asses by patrolling the DMZ. If it weren't for the U.S., South Korea would belong to Kim Jong-Il.
# Koreans think [[Fact|their history consists of 5,000 years, but 95% of it are lies]].
# They come to America and/or the Philippines for education, because [[Fact|Korean universities are hellholes of suicide epidemics.]]
# Koreans look down on any non-Koreans just because they are Koreans.
# Every individual Korean must stay within 30 feet of another Korean, for if one doesn't stay close enough to another for a day, he will slowly rot to the ground.
# The term "Gold Digger" is actually derived from the first Empress of Korea named Queen Geul Dik-geon, who would only ovulate after her lover, the first Emperor of Korea, spent well over the equivalent of modern $100 million USD on designer hand bags, shoes, and plastic surgery for her. The pair went on to father the Korean people, with this trait still being seen today in all Korean women.
# Koreans actually believe Japanese Samurai originated from Korean [[Bullshit|Samurang]].
# On the rare occasion a Korean immigrant converses with someone of a different ethnicity, they'll go on and on about how great their home country is, despite having jumped at the chance to move to the nation they currently live in.
# [[Kpop]] is used to hide their country's truth, just to only get their attention and its good images. They get so butthurt whenever someone (doesn't need to be anti-sentimental or so) exposes them into complete misery.
# Their education is consistent of Hangul, and about the fucking island of Dokdo (Oh scratch that, Dokdo isn't even their land! LOL, it was Takeshima!)
# Many Koreans, especially the ones in America, are hard-core evangelical Christians, and will openly discuss religion anywhere, anytime. Do not be surprised if a Korean sitting next to you on the bus asks you if you have accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. If you say, "no," he will proceed to give you a sermon, telling you that you will certainly go to hell. If you try to get away from him, he will follow you.
# You should be glad you're not a [[Good Korea|South Korean]] citizen, because all male citizens are required to serve 2 years in the military, which is basically worthless since they're gonna suck America's cock for help again once there is a war. Most of their time is spent sucking their CO's cocks to not get beaten up and pulling out weeds with their bare hands while they're paid $100 a month to do so, which just shows that they're only meat shields to buy time for good old 'Murican freedom where the women are exempt from this meaningless conscription.
# Be cautious of any Koreans near you, [[Cho Seung-Hui|for one of them might want to go for a high score and blow up a college near you]].
# Any game from [[Starcraft|Blizzard]], [[League Of Legends|Riot]], or Nexon is just like oxygen for the Koreans, for if they stop playing it, they will die; [[World of Warcraft|they're much more important than their babies]].
# Koreans think their culture is unique, but it's basically a rip-off mix between [[Japan]] and [[China]].
# [[Fact|Koreans are much uglier and their eyes are much slantier]] than their [[Azn|Asian]] neighbors, that's why plastic surgery is so popular in Korea. Their faces are also flat, which is why they are called "panfaces."
# Every student who graduates each term, will receive a plastic surgery, because their panfaces deshape at least each year.
# No one gives a shit about Koreans (except for Koreans themselves of course, and the few, pathetic [[koreaboo|Koreaboos]]).
# Unlike other Asians who move to the US and become [[Yuppies]] (China) and [[Hipsters]] (Japan), Koreans tend to turn into gun-toting [[rednecks]].
# In [[Good Korea|South Korea]], people only purchase products from Korean brands (e.g. Samsung, Hyundai etc.). Purchasing anything from foreign brands will result in buttrape because people will think you're not supporting Korea.
# All Koreans are stalkers.
# If you think any of the above is false and are attempting to delete them, then you must be or at least partially Korean, because frankly non-Koreans never liked Koreans and always assumed they are the rudest and most pathetic group of people ever lived on Earth; and only Koreans think of themselves as pure and sinless.
# Koreans often are confused whether people are complimenting or insulting them. As a result, they resort to faggotry and act like dumbasses.
# Because their parents make them study constantly during childhood and adolescence, Koreans have no social skills and are extremely awkward around anyone who isn't Korean.
# There is always a Korean table in the dining hall of any major university. They do not mix with outsiders.
# They're rude, emotionally retarded, and reek of kim chee, garlic, and anchovies. Since they have panfaces, the average Korean male's face is frozen in an expression of unwarranted disdain.
# Korean women will stab to death their entire families for just a mere whiff of some white cock.
# They have nothing of their own. No tradition, but just copying others for the lulz and claiming it as a Korean invention.
# Had to invent the [[mukbang]] because half the population are friendless [[loser]]s.

==Korean Videos==
Most of them are shit nobody cares about, like Kim Jong-Il's penis size or [[Gay|faburous Korean history]], and the rikes. Enjoy these videos brought to you by the '''Korean Intelligence Agency'''.
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|{{frame|{{videoframe|koreavideos|background-color:#a5a5a5|font-weight:bold
|<youtube>m_-PIpYpIfQ</youtube> <center>'''The Korean National Anthem.'''</center>
|<youtube>Ptyzc4BQliY</youtube> <center></center>
|<youtube>xXxvsShaAoA</youtube> <center></center>
|<youtube>9bZkp7q19f0</youtube> <center>'''This is what Gay Korea is best known for.'''</center>}}|border=#a5a5a5|background=#a5a5a5}}
|}
==Famous Gooks==
* [[Cho Seung Hui]]
* [[Kim il sung]]
* [[Kim Jong Il]]
* [[Chan Ho Park|Park Chan Ho]]
* [[The Hipster Grifter]]
*The Gangnam Style Guy with the shitty dance moves

== See Also ==
*[[Japan]]
*[[Good Korea]]
*[[Best Korea]]
*[[China]]
*[[Asian]]
*[[Communism]]
*[[Homefront]]

== External Links ==

* [http://blog.empas.com/wwjang/list.html?c=1929499&v=content Korean crap]

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Adrian:

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Talk:Adolf Hitler

2025-07-17T21:03:02Z

Adrian: /* Just a reminder */

STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH THIS PAGE. ADOLF HITLER IS VERY NEAR AND DEAR TO MY HEART.{{Unsigned|RussianClimbing}}
: Its a wiki. Expect it [[User:T K N|T K N]] 19:00, 2 July 2011 (UTC)

== give him his rightful place! ==

I think Hitler deserves the ED seal of approval. Do you not? {{unsigned|Imdgreatest}}

==Hitler would make a good president==
I think Hitler was a great economist. [http://www.adolfthegreat.com/Trails-Talent/economist-maxi.html ] Had it not been for the Allies fucking up his plan the world would have been a better place. I will ignore any rebuttals to this statement. [[User:JohnathanNiggers|JohnathanNiggers]] 17:00, 4 October 2011 (CEST)

==YEAH[[!]]==
He's right you know. [[User:Dutch32|Dutch32]] 21:36, 10 November 2011 (CET)

== Gif On Page? ==

Wondering what the dancing hitler gif is on the page. Let me know here or on my talk page. {{Unsigned2|Nigmode123}} 23:17, 20 August 2021‎ (EDT)

== Just a reminder ==

People actually believe some of the shit that this page is saying

Talk:Adolf Hitler

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Adrian: /* Just a reminder */ new section

Loser

2025-07-17T21:00:34Z

Adrian: /* How to tell if you're an loser */

'''''Whoops!''''' Were you looking for [[You]]?
[[File:Brutal mom text loser.jpg|right|thumb|Ouch]]
[[Image:Firstloser.jpg|thumb|right|The first loser in the history of the world, caught in her act of lose. In contrast, notice Adam copping a feel, which is win.]]

[[Loser]]s don't [[win]]. This is why they were dubbed losers [[at least 100 years ago|at the beginning of time]]. Losers are composed primarily of lose and [[fail]] with a dash of [[gay]] for flavoring. Losers are [[luser]]'s [[IRL]] counterpart. Generally when someone loses they try to make it look like they didn't lose. This is usually done in the form of denying it entirely, changing what they said, playing dumb, etc. Losers were originally put on earth by [[Raptor Jesus]] to test the [[cool]] people but they grew beyond his control. After the Tower of [[bible|Babel]] he put them into separate folders for easier management.

==The origin and history of losing==

[[Image:Obamasticker1.jpg|thumb|right|In America, the government subsidizes losers.]]

Losing began [[last thursday]] when that fucktard Eve plucked the [[fruit]] of the knowledge of good and [[evil]] from the tree of the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil. This was the most monumental act of lose of all time. In her defense, however, [[Raptor Jesus]] did put it in the middle of the garden. The next act of lose was committed in Sodom & Gomorrah where everyone was so gay that they tried to [[molest]] one of [[God|God’s]] angels. This infuriated God so much that he burned all the residences of these two cities, except Lot, alive. Skipping ahead a couple years lets look at [[Abraham Lincoln]]. A man made of so much lose that he thought [[niggers]] feelings were more important than money. John W. Booth put this fallacy as right as could be, by popping a cap in Lincoln's ass. Doing this put Booth amongst the [[winnar|WinRars]].

==How to avoid an loser==

[[Image:Losers-and-depression.jpg|thumb|right|Totals may exceed 100% as many losers hit the GRAND SLAM.]]

This is a little harder than the [[OL]] version of these [[penis|pricks]]. Losers IRL tend to be dressed [[Put shoe on head|in a manner]] outside the stipulation of known cliques. Their favorite way of doing this is mixing the wardrobes in ways that offend the eyes. Like a handle, however, if a not-loser dressed or buys the clothes for the loser then it will be harder to spot them. Just hang around them for a while, ''around'', mind you. Don't get too close. A loser tends to make its presence known within seconds of being around another [[human]]. Once the loser has revealed himself, throw the bucket of c[[oral]], [[cutting|razors]] and salt, which you should have on you at all times, at his head. This is the losers' natural deterrent and should dispense of him post-haste.

==How to become an not-loser==

[[Image:Losersocial.jpg|thumb|right|The average social acceptance of all losers.]]

[[Image:Loser_HowTheWorldWorks_Youtube.jpg|thumb|right|Loser pointing to his donate button.]]
[[File:Oppai purin2.jpg|thumb|right|The only breasts a loser will ever touch.]]
[[File:Trump Loser Poster 123.png|thumb|right|300px|No fake news annoucement here. He is a reputable source and knows what he's talking about]]

Impossible. [[You]] can't. You can't even [[win]] [[The Game]].

=== How To Remember How To Use Loser And Looser ===

* Like with '''Loser''' there's only one '''"O"''' in [[You]] and like '''"LOOSER"''' there's two '''"O"'''s in [[Your Mom]].

An [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Staff#Editors|EDitor]] actually had a Jr. High School English teacher write this on an essay that was handed back when they misused loser and looser. After a nice [[Bribe|settlement]] from the school board to keep this quiet, it was heard that that same teacher was last seen working as a driver for Pizza Hut.

==How to tell if you're an loser==
*If you are a [[slave|woman]].
*If you are a [[hermaphrodite]].
*If you are a [[asshole|man]].
*If you are [[attention whore|transgender]].
*If you are [[Cunt|You]].
*If you have [[STDs|cooties]].
*If you eat cheese competitively.
*If you are a teen mom.
*If you do porn for a living.
*If you work at McDonalds.
*If you fap and watch porn all day.
*If you are a [[Cunt|feminist]].
*If you smell like cheese.
*If you exist.
*If you voted for [[Hillary Clinton]].
*If you lose.
*If you win.
*If you are [[Brett Keane]].
*If you are [[Shoe0nhead]].
*If you are Charlie Brown.
*If you are [[Jenny McDermott]].
*If you are a [[nice guy]].
*If you are a [[nice girl]].
*If you are a [[neckbeard]].
*You are [[Scientology|"un perdedor"]].
*If you [[vomit]] when you look at yourself in the mirror.
*If you are a [[luser|loser OL]].
*If you author or draw an online comic.
*If you're 34 or older and your only experiance with a woman is a prostitute your mom bought you.
*If you've ever slept in the same bed with your mom as an adult.
*If you get called a loser by a non-loser.
*If you play guitar.
*If you don't play guitar.
*If you play ''[[Guitar Hero]]''.
*If you don't play ''[[Guitar Hero]]''.
*If you're [[Asian]].
*If you're [[White]].
*If you're [[Black]].
*If you visit [[Germany]] with the intentions of becoming a [[pimp]].
*If a [[girl]] ever got out of [[phone sex]] with you by saying she can't cuz her phone's a virginmobile.
*If you find [[uncyclopedia]] funny
*If you're a parent of either [[Chris Chan]] or [[Nick Simmons]].
*If you're a [[furry]]...or if you [[yiff]].
*If you're a [[brony]] and have [[clop|clopped]].
*If you find yourself rationalizing for the gang of 3rd graders that beat you up everyday when you get off the bus from your Jr. High.
*If you're a telemarketer.
*If you're a [[nerd]].
*If you notice no-one will be your [[friend]] no matter how much [[trying too hard|effort]] you put into it.
*If you ever made a post telling everyone what a great voice actress Tara Strong is and how her characters changed your life.
*If you're a [[pedo]].
*If you're a [[heavy metal|metalhead]].
*If you're an [[otherkin]].
*If you have a page on [[shit nobody cares about|Xpeeps]].
*If you're [[Dorian Thorn]].
*If you're a [[16 year old girl]]
*If you did it (your life) for the [[anti-lulz]], which, ironically, causes much [[lulz]]
*If you're on [[Prince Jeremy|Social Security]].
*If you think the definition of White Power is 4 rednecks pushing a pick-up truck loaded with gravel and cinder blocks up a hill.
*If you're a [[retard]].
*If you have ever [[masturbation|fapped]] just to pass the time.
*If you think that anything [[Family Guy|Seth Macfarlane]] does is funny.
*If you're one of those [[fag]]s who say Neil Degrasse Tyson did it better than [[Carl Sagan]].
*If you point to a donate button on your YouTube channel.
*If you don't know the difference between a white jew and a black jew
*If you are an [[Attention Whore|E-Beggar.]]
*If your power level isn't [[over 9000]]
*If you think milhouse is a meme
*If you can't follow rules 1, 2, and 34
*If you lose [[The Game]]
*If you are a [[Love Shy]]
*If you voted for [[Obama]]
*If you have [[gsnfag|an unhealthy obsession with game shows]]
*If you film yourself playing with toys in a store.
*If you record yourself eating junk or fast food.
*If you’re alive.
*If you’re dead.

==Losers.org==

<center>[[Image:Logo1.gif]]</center>

[[Image:Losersorg.jpg|thumb|An organization for losers.]]

'''[http://www.losers.org/ Losers.org]''' is a [[Web 1.0]] website founded [[at least 100 years ago]]. Hell, it is believed it dates back from the 1990s. [[old|The 1990s]]! Its main purpose, as its name suggests, is to document the [[loser]]s, [[freak]]s and [[weird]]os of the [[internets]], although it hasn't been updated since fuck knows when. In this sense, it is like a prototype for an early [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], [[seeking]] out the most [[lulzworthy]] strange people that they could find, and also being an early form of [[user-generated content]] as the site relied on user submissions to find these people.

Most of the people featured had their own [[Geocities]] or [[Angelfire]] pages, or their ISP's web service free hosting. As a result, many of the links have suffered from [[Wikipedia:link rot|link rot]], and [[fail]] to deliver lulz. Having said that, it's still a good early attempt at [[lulz archiving]], and still contains a small number of losers whose sites have not gone offline (although these are in the minority), such as that [[Peter Pan]] guy, who is classed as a five-star loser. Losers.org is separated into several different categories, and as such is neatly organized so that you [[lie|do not have to wade through]] a load of [[TL;DR]] [[shit]].

==See Also==

* [[Nice Guys]]
* [[Generation Snowflake]]
* [[Matthew Nicholson]]
* [[Imaginary Girlfriend]]
* [[Basement Dweller]]
* [[Chris Chan]]
* [[Nick Simmons]] A lot like [[Chris Chan]] but with a lot more [[Asperger's]], [[tracing]] and all around faggotry.
* [[Furfags]] - The biggest losers on the internets.
* [[Internet points]]
* [[Jason Bowen]]
* [[R9K]]
* [[You]]
* [[King Of The Nerds]] What all losers try to rationalize they can be.

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Sick fuck

2025-07-17T20:50:46Z

Adrian:

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[[Image:Result.jpeg|thumb|right|150px|Australian Sir [[Josef Fritzl]] - also known as the final boss of the internets.]]

[[You]] see, if you have a [[Inflation|sick fetish]], you can probably find a whole forum devoted to your fetish on the [[Internets]]. This forum will be full of hundreds or even thousands of [[Basement Dwellers|people]] who will tell you that your fantasies about raping your sister or [[Armin Meiwes|eating people]] are completely normal. So instead of [[Cum|overcomming]] your [[Coprophilia|disgusting tendencies]] and bettering yourself, they'll encourage you, tell you your shit doesn't stink, make you think [[Furries|your shit must be embraced, not just by you, but by the rest of the world]]. You'll then procede to draw or write about your fantasies and put them on [[DeviantART]] and [[Love Shy]].

The [[Internets]] is writhing with '''sick fucks''' — [[Ted Bundy|individuals]] [[Richard Chase|so]] [[Jeffrey Dahmer| messed]] [[R@ygold|in]] [[Charles Manson|the]] [[ Dnepropetrovsk maniacs|head]] that they are actually difficult to ridicule, simply because their degeneracy outweighs any witty banter or sarcasm we could muster up. Doesn't stop us from trying, however. Sick fucks aren't all bad though; the sick fucks at [[jj.am]] have brought much [[lulz]] to us, as has the [[Douglas L Payne Jr| sick fuck]] who wrote [[Raping Little Suzy]].

The best example of a sick fuck ever given: John Lockhart, Esq., also known as [[ohbutyouwillpet]]. This [[monster]] is the very personification of a sick fuck, and was on America's Fifteen Most Wanted until he was [http://www.amw.com/captures/brief.cfm?id=29677 captured in June 2005].

The presence of sick fucks on [[livejournal]] has given rise to the phenomenon of [[public e-stonings]]. If you're a baby rapist, fake cat death fabricator or parenticidal maniac, expect all the little LJers to rush to your journal to watch the train-smash and record their disapproval while at the same time trying to share a little part of [[internets]] history, because sick fucks make history.

Sick Fucks are usually found [[fapping]] violently to [[CP|child porn]] whilst browsing /b/. Sick fucks are also known to read [[Explosm|Cyanide & Happiness]] comics when they are deprived of [[lulz]]. (Even though for a normal person, C&H would actually drain lulz.)
Many sick fucks could be found on wikipedia, such classic wikipedo superb assholes as [[:File:BrianSIRL.jpg|Bsadowski1]] (russian pedophile king, Jewbo's top & bottom bitch), Jamesofur, Fr33kman, Griffinofwales, [[PMDrive1061]] aka Vietnamese jungle rapist, [[Nazi|Barras]], J.Delanoy, aphaia aka jap child ho!

{{quote|I find amputees, and especially quadruple amputees, to be really sexy. The way the shape of woman changes while she remains entirely functional (limbs aren't necessary to survive) is just amazing: I think there's nothing more beautiful than a limbless woman torso.|Gamera1985, explaining his nub fetish}}

== The Supreme Lord Of All Sick Fucks ==
<big><big><big><big><center>[[Josef Fritzl]]</center></big>

{{clear}}
 
[[Image:Sp_cover.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Softpaw Magazine: sick fuck periodical of today. Animals that cute ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO FUCK.]]
[[Image:Sickfuck.compat.gif|thumb|right|180px|[[:File:Sickfuck.gif|A day in the life of a sick fuck]].]]
And now, a message from a true sick fuck ([[moar]] [[copypasta]]):

''"This is a very embarrassing confession actually but I'm going to come out of the closet today may.21.2005 what I have to say is weird... I have this strange turtle fetish...I get very aroused when I see small turtles. I just get so turned on I just want to put the turtles down my pants and let their oh so smooth shell rub my penis... I'm not just horny when I see small turtles it's much more then that I had a dream of doing kinky things with turtles... The dream went like this... It started off in a chamber of some sort and there they were 15 small turtles chained up to the wall they were wearing name tags that were ever so sexy like "daddy" and "bitch" etc. And there I was wearing a leather suit with a whip and I was whipping the turtles and they were making these little snapping sounds I don't know where it came from but I was very aroused by the end of the dream me and the 15 small turtles were in bed and some were on the pillow and some were down there... Rubbing my penis... I'm glad I've got that off my back."'' HOLY FUCK: Doing [[Turtle Punch|turtle punch]] [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|wrong]]
[[Image:Babyfuck.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Your cock just twitched, didn't it?]]
[[Image:Whatthefuckrudoing.jpg|thumb|right|150px|It's time for a [[Hawaiian Dicking]].]]
[[File:Pointing dick at old man.jpg|thumb|right|[[Old people]] style.]]
[[Image:Etpron.jpg|thumb|right|150px|[[X? in my Y?|Yiff... In... Hell?]] ET indeed phoned home.]]
[[File:Crossdressing Cat Raper.jpg|thumb|The pussy isn't the only thing wrong with this.]]
[[Image:Condomsfilledwithshit.jpg|thumb|Some [[sick fucks|people]] like collecting their own [[crap|shit]] and storing it in condoms.]]
[[Image:Shitfilledcondom.jpg|thumb|"I save all of my shit and stuff it into condoms and then when the mood strikes, I'll pull one out and eat the shit. [[feelsgoodman]]."]]
[[Image:Guyeatingshitoutofacondom.jpg|thumb|[[OM NOM NOM NOM]] ]]

==The Sick Fuck's Anthem==

<s>www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XoyDqFy5pU</s>
Fuck this Gaytallica shit.

Listen to the superior [[OC|original]] version (and read the original lyrics)
<youtube>AH7pOUm5s9k</youtube>

''So [[fucking]] what!''

''Well I've been to [[England|Hastings]]'' 
''And I've been to [[Great Britain|Brighton]]'' 
''I've been to [[Japan|East]]bourne too'' 
''So what, so what'' 

''And I've been [[England|here]]'' 
''I've been [[Israel|there]]'' 
''I've been [[Hell|every fucking where]]'' 
''So what, so what'' 

''So what, so what you [[jawsus|boring little cunt]]'' 
''Well who cares, who cares [[fap|what you do]]'' 
''Yeah who cares, who cares about you'' 
''[[You]], [[shit nobody cares about|you]], [[Epic fail|you]]'' 

''Well I've sucked [[Boxxy|sweets]].'' 
''I've sucked rock'' 
''I've even sucked an [[lemon party|old man's cock]]'' 
''So what, so what'' 

''and I've fucked a [[sheep]]'' 
''I've fucked a [[goatse|goat]]'' 
''I've rammed my cock [[buttsex|right down its throat]]'' 
''So what, so what'' 
''So what, so what you [[boring]] little cunt'' 
''Well who cares, who cares [[your mom|what you do]]'' 
''And who cares, who cares about you'' 
''You, you, you, you'' 

''And I've drunk [[Alcohol|that]]'' 
''I've drunk [[whiskey|this]]'' 
''I've spewed up on a pint of [[piss]]'' 
''So what, so what'' 

''I've had [[california|scag]]'' 
''I've had [[speed]]'' 
''I've [[fap|jacked up]] [[hardcore|until I bleed]]'' 
''So what, so what'' 
''So what, so what you boring little cunt'' 
''Well who cares, who cares what you do'' 
''Yeah who cares, who cares about you'' 
''You, you, you, you, you'' 

''I've had [[STD|crabs]]'' 
''I've had [[LJ Lice Drama|lice]]'' 
''I've had the [[aids|pox]] and that ain't nice'' 
''So what, so what'' 

''I've fucked [[Digimon|this]]'' 
''I've fucked [[Pokemon|that]]'' 
''I've even [[rape|fucked]] a [[16-year-old_girl|schoolgirl]]'s <strike>platt</strike> It's "twat", you pillock.'' 
''So what, so what'' 
''So what, so what [[Fuck you, I'm a dragon!|you boring little fuck]]'' 
''Well who cares, who cares about you'' 
''And who cares, who cares about you'' 
''You, you, you, you, you..'' 

''So fucking what''

[[Image:JewishSickFuck.jpg|thumb|Jews are sick. So they should be also fucked. Just... Just look at the nose-penis. Typical Jew basterd.]]

[[Image:Chugging.gif|thumb|250px|This is the perfect representation of a sick fuck.]]

==How to know if you're a sick fuck.==
#If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person getting [[raped]] you are a sick fuck.
#If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person [[Paedophilia|who has not yet graduated middle school]], you are a sick fuck.
#If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person [[Incest|who is being fucked by a relative]], you are a sick fuck.
#If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person [[BDSM|who is restrained more than a criminal in an electric chair]], you are a sick fuck.
#If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person [[Guro|who is in significant pain, drowning, or is dying]] you are a sick fuck.
#If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person [[Guro|who is cut open and/or has organs hanging out of their body]], you are a really sick fuck.
#If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person [[Fat admirer|who is fatter than the world's fattest man]], you are a sick fuck.
#If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person [[Inflation art|in which something is rapidly expanding]] - and it's not a dick - you are a sick fuck.
#If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person [[Voraphilia|in which something is going into a hole]] - and it's not a dick - you are a sick fuck.
#If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person [[Goatse|stretching their ass]], you are a sick fuck.
#If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person [[Piss|drinking piss]] or [[Crap|eating shit]], you are a sick fuck.
#If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a [[Furries|person pretending to be an animal]], you are a sick fuck.
#If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a [[Furries|person wearing a fursuit]], you are a really sick fuck.
#If you have EVER gotten off to an [[Furries|drawn image of something that is not human]], you are a really sick fuck.
#If you have EVER gotten off to an image of a person [[Necrophilia|who is dead]], you are an incredibly sick fuck.
#If you have EVER gotten off to an [[Bestiality|real image of something that is not human]], you are an incredibly sick fuck.
#If you have EVER gotten off to [[Zoophile|hentai depicting a romantic relationship between a human and an animal]], do the world a favor and become [[an hero]].
#If you have EVER gotten off to an image of [[Objectophilia|something that is not living, nor ever was living]], you are far beyond a sick fuck.
#If you have EVER gotten off to an ED user, congratulations, YOU ARE THE SICKEST FUCK!! Here's a gun. Use it wisely.
#If you have EVER created such images for other people to get off to, you are even sicker of a fuck than the above.

In short, the average Anon and Jap.
[[File:Shitpuke.jpg|thumb|Rare piece of [[avant-garde]] Sick Fuck art. A biting metaphor and commentary on geopolitical strife.]]

==Average sick fuck's agenda.==
#Get [[Child_Abuse|abused]] as child. (Preferably from [[Michael Jackson]])
#Get [[internets]].
#[[Food|Piss]] in your bed routinely until you're 12.
#Piss on a [[Your mom|homeless]] person, proceed to [[Sex|t-bag]] them afterwards. Show them who's boss.
#[[Animal_abuse|Kill animals]] as a [[13_year_old_boy|child]].
#[[KILL_IT_WITH_FIRE|Set fires]] around the neighborhood.
#Buy a [[furry|fursuit]] or [[Guy Fawkes]] mask to try and fit in.
#Download [[yiff|furry]] or [[child porn]].
#Create an account on [[Motherless]].
#[[Fap]] to any shock images and shock sites.
#[[Raep]] and [[Kill]] someone (preferably a [[Loli|small child]]). Extra points if you engage in necropedophilia. The youngest sick fuck to receive maximum points can be seen [http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2009-05/28/content_7950768.htm here].
#Turn [[emo]].
#Become [[An Hero]].
#[[????]]
#[[PROFIT]].



== Videos of sick fucks ==

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;[[Fat]] [[white people|cracker]] plans on eating and raping little boys in his [[Josef Fritzl|dungeon]]
|<youtube>b3aRebr75fg</youtube>
;Typical horsefuckers
|<youtube>Gc06dHpJiu8</youtube>
;Fucking Japoshiles!
|<youtube>1OqvECTTXUA</youtube>
;[[Jonathan Niehaus]]' favorite song
|<youtube>SoDkDrmmaU0</youtube>
;I Touch Myself
|<youtube>yKvlBjY3pXk</youtube>
;This sick fuck has orgy with lions (the next Steve Irwin).
|<youtube>DIHqaLR3sq4</youtube>
;[[Dubai|Sharjah]] Ruler [[fake|pretending]] in front of a Child.
|<youtube>RVKN2tr3lFk</youtube>
;Black FAGGOT known as "the [[AIDS|ace]] of Spades" [[Bug Chasers|anally injects 31 men with AIDS]].
|<youtube>BosZxa1bYcE</youtube>
;This guy has good taste.}}|border=brown|background=brown}}
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== Galleries ==
=== What every sick fuck owns ===
{|style="margin: auto;"
|<center><gallery perrow="5">
Image:Doglight.jpg|A fleshlight for [[Cory Williamson]].
File:Skyrim dragon fleshlight dildo lube.jpg|[[Skyrim|Skyrimjob]] players are sick fucks.
Image:Obama dildo.jpg|Liberals are sick fucks.
Image:ElypseArt_Vixen1.jpg|If you buy one of [[Zeta toy|these]] you need many years of therapy. You sick demented [[furry|animal-fucker]].
File:Brony merchandise.jpg|[[Brony|Bronies]] take it [[in the ass]].
</gallery></center>
|}

=== General Sick Fuckery ===
{{cg|Sick Fuck Gallery|sickfuckGallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Realistic fursuit.jpg|[[fursuit|These pictures]]...
Image:Micropenisman.jpg|...[[penis|are]]..
Image:Micropenis.PNG| ...[[furry|very related]].
Image:Republican Cocksucker.JPG|[[Republican|Republicans]] are sick fucks too.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Furry Porn.jpg|Furfags find this attractive.
Image:Tiger pig leather3.jpg|A sick [[furry]] fuck ready to assrape you in his pig suit.
Image:Crush nards.jpg|Nintendo fanart by a sick demented fuck
Image:Ah_1204105599521_ctf.jpg|MOAR cock tf, [[Rape|totally consensual]]
Image:leopardsex.jpg|All furfags are sick fucks.
Image:haloelitefemalesnatch3.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT|A halo fan's wet dream.]]
Image:Whatthehell.jpg|What Marty does in his free time.
Image:Sickfuck chevelle.jpg|A sick fuck, wants cartoon girls to strap-on dildos and fuck him [[in the ass]].
Image:Pokemongotcummedon.jpg|No, just no. Pokemon [[hentai]]? What is this faggotry?
Image:Howsickfucksplaywithfairies.jpg|Fairy [[guro|mutilation]] kit.
Image:2-Jytmnd.jpg|A sick fuck in his fort.
Image:Dograper.jpg|A sick fuck is brought to justice.
Image:OhwowMURRRR.jpg|This comic proves that [[furfags]] are definitly sick [[in the ass|in the head]].
Image:WuttLMAO.JPG|An example of sick fuckery that can only come from the [[pedophiles]] on imgsrc.ru.
Image:Foley shota.jpg|[[Mark Foley]] lurves [[shotacon]].
Image:Rog3.jpg|[[ZEN]] wants to fuck Roger Rabbit in his fluffy [[white]] cornhole.
Image:Kf pedo02.jpg|if you fap over pregnant [[shota|little boys]], you're a sick fuck, i came -Fixed.
Image:Blahhhhh.jpg|The best way to deal with [[Nathan Keefer|sick fucks]].
Image:PredatorPron.png
Image:Boiled alive dogs asians.jpg|[[Azn|Asians]] are known for being sickfucks
Image:Predator-you-sick-fuck.jpg|if you fapped to the last pic
Image:Desuchan Ultraban.PNG|Alternate way of dealing with sick fucks.
Image:173475 - AlexReynard Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers Gadget Hackwrench.jpg|[[I CAME]]
Image:Sonmanic-GalleryFapToOhGodWhat.jpg|Oh god what
Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoJesusFuck2.jpg|Behold, a [[babyfur]] attempting to do a [[goatse]] and [[tubgirl]] simultaneously.
Image:Snapesnogger_-_A_little_fun.jpg|Shemale fetish?
Image:Picockchu.jpg|[[Pokemon]] fanart.
Image:JollyJacks-crap-vs-the-original-by-SilverFenrir.png|{{dauser|JollyJack}} being a sick fuck like his idol.
Image:Naziguroshota.jpg|HOLY SHIT!!! IT'S SUM KIND OF [[nazi|NAZI]] [[guro|GURO]] [[shotacon|SHOTA]] THING!!!
Image:Don Henrie Shitfiend.jpg|Average sick fuck fantasy.
Image:Hangingyellowpoopoutofass.jpg|[[ಠ_ಠ]] Wtf is this shit?
Image:DaughterVore.jpg|[[Delicious_Cake|IT IS DELICIOUS DAUGHTER, YOU MUST EAT IT!]]
Image:Cheese Grater Furry.JPG|Needs no description...
Image:Teh_Ultimate_Guro.jpg|An entire summary of guro fetishes all in one image.
Image:Mr potato head.jpg
Image:Amputee.jpg
Image:Autopsy.jpg|a cheap alternative to calf brains (if she's as mexican as she looks)
Image:Boom headshot awesome.jpg
Image:Decapitated.gif|Sick Fucks [[fap]] to [[Chechclear]].
Image:Gothzilla sick fuckery.jpg|All furries are sick fucks, but [[Gothzilla|some]] more than others...
Image:I'm board.jpg|He looks pretty board. [[amirite|Get it!?]] Because, because [[unfunny|he has a board through him]]! [[oneoneone|HA HA HA HA HA]]
Image:Side vagoo.jpg
Image:FurryGoreKiss.jpg|Sick fucks always start the day off with [[guro|a nutritious breakfast]].
Image:Disgise as female.jpg|How [[men|sick fucks]] sneak into the [[women|womens']] shower room.
Image:Needle through dickandcrotch.jpg|Sick fucks like BMEzine
Image:Smashagainstcarinterior.jpg|Yargggghhhrr
Image:Rectal Aclholism.jpg|How sick fucks get drunk, apparently.
Image:Disney_Sex_Doll.jpg|Why sick fucks should not be allowed at the [[disney]] store.
Image:Coffing female rape.jpg|The guy who enjoys this kind of thing is a sick fuck.
Image:Charizard has to poop.jpg|[[pokemon|Ash]] is a sick fuck.
Image:DarkNek0gamiSickFuck.jpg|DarkNekogami is a sick fuck.
Image:Martini Chan018.jpg|[[Martini Chan|Why would anyone do this?]]
Image:Sick grandma sex.jpg|right click → set as desktop background
Image:Dissected-chan-004.jpg|Sick fucks love [[dissected-chan]].
Image:Toy dead cat.jpg|Toys given to children that will make them develop into sick fucks.
Image:Sick Fuckery.jpg|Set this as wallpaper to scare the fuck out of people.
Image:Renamonshiiiiiiit.jpg|Sick fucks imagine shoving pigshit down renamon's <s>mouth</s> ass.
Image:Teacher_killed_by_disturbed_children.jpg|Disturbed children,or [[school]] for sick fucks.
Image:Cuttingownlegaswtf.jpg|Sick fucks cutting each others legs off.
Image:Toaster desktop.jpg|A [[TehBigToaster|sick fuck's]] desktop
Image:Exhibit A.png|Not even I can save this one.
Image:JaSonic-Crusty 14-inch-Sonic-3.jpg|A [[JaSonic|sick fuck]] stuck his cock in there.
Image:Spriing Break with the Joker by ManeaEve.png|[[Maneaeve]] raping your eyes. Just when you though furry art was sick.
Image:StalkerIRL.png|Look at his hand...
Image:sickfuckdicks.jpg|The here pictured cocks
Image:Notgay.jpg|I'm [[not gay]] or anything,but I think dog dicks are hot as [[fuck|fuk]].
Image:BF Poll 8.PNG|Animal fuckers agree.
Image:Holyfuck.jpg|[[bestiality|Fucking]] a dog with a [[Zeta Toy]] strap-on. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
Image:Twilightsexsuit.jpg|Every bronie's dream.
image:Titodicksreggie.JPG|[[Tito]] is also a sick fuck.
Image:Sick-O-Meter.jpg|A quick guide to measure how much of a sick fuck you are
Image:Furfag_christmas.jpg
File:Bronies dream.jpg|[[brony|Bronies]] are sick fucks
File:AreMuslimsorFeministsSickFucks.jpg|Feminists deficate and menstruate on the Flag of Islamic State
File:Petar-brzica.jpg|Croatia was during the rule of Ustasa (1941-1944) a Paradise for Sick Fucks
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
*[[VonHelton]]
*[[Abigaille]]
*[[Ann Liv Young]]
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]
*[[Ashley Marie Albert]] - the worst human being! NO! Monster! sexual monster ever! a true sick fuck!
*[[Atimon]]
*[[August Underground's Mordum]] - A movie with multiple examples of sick fucks.
*[[Avery Chicoine]]
*[[Azure-Neon]]
*[[Aydin Paladin]]
*[[billoon45]]
*[[Bleedman]]
*[[Bob Rehahn]]
*[[Bubblegum Husky]]
*[[Chibiyima]]
*[[Chris Forcand]]
*[[Comicality]]
*[[CumOnPrintedPics.Com]]
*[[Dalhusky]]
*[[David Firth]]
*[[DisneyFan01]]
*[[Dreadnought]]
*[[Dolphinsex]]
*[[Don Henrie]]
*[[Dorian Thorn]]
*[[Dracoguard]]
*[[Duke Otterland]]
*[[FemaleGoodra]]
*[[Germany]]
*[[GG Allin]]
*[[Gothzilla]]
*[[Hotheart123]]
*[[Japan]]
*[[Jasha Lottin]]
*[[JaSonic]]
*[[Josef Fritzl]]
*[[Kaoru Yuuka]]
*[[Kathera Lockharte]]
*[[Kimmo Alm]], the sick fuck owner of [[AnonTalk]]
*[[Kyah Peterson]] - true disgusting whore!!! a true sick fuck!
*[[KittenBellNSFW]]
*[[InSaNe-REYNARD]]
*[[Lina Artemis]] aka Mike Maverick originally known as [[TheSuperRobotSoujaOG]] // [[Mike Maverick]]
*[[LittleCloud]]
*[[Love Shy]]
*[[Marjan Siklic]]
*[[Max Hardcore]]
*[[Michael Woodmansee]]
*[[Midori Shoujo Tsubaki]]
*[[Minami-Kousaka]] (good sick fuck)
*[[Motherless]]
*[[Brony]]
*[[Matthew Nicholson]]
*[[Nick Bate]]
*[[Pamperchu]] - For wearing used diapers
*[[Poop.mov]]
*[[Ray Jones]]
*[[Raukue]]
*[[SapphyDracases]]
*[[Snapesnogger]]
*[[Saw]]
*[[Softpaw Magazine]]
*[[Sonbreezie]] (used to be; has an itching fetish)
*[[Sonmanic]]
*[[Teruchan]]
*[[Thomas Donato]]
*[[TV Tropes]]
*[[Valis77]]
*[[The AR Archive]]
*[[TheWetRabbit]]
*[[You]]
*[[Uncle Anon]]
*[[Waluigis-girl]]
*[[WarpMyMind.com]]
*[[Wikichan/Tito]]
*[[Vera]]
*[[Omnipolitics16]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.buttmagazine.com/magazine/pictures/bloody-nose/ melted nostril chocolate]
*[http://www.redtube.com/5088 Sick fuck in action.]
*[http://greyhoundtimmy.deviantart.com/ 21 year old black guys love to yiff,]
*[https://www.psychforums.com/paraphilias/topic156086.html Necrophiliacs,]
*[http://www.deviantdesires.com/cgi-bin/dcforum/dcboard.cgi?az=show_thread&om=4&forum=DCForumID7&omm=0 Amputee fetishists]
*[http://www.deviantart.com/dannywapbang A real live itching fetishist]
*[http://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-87023.html And dog fuckers, oh my!]
*[http://andy-k.kicks-ass.net/softpaw/ Softpaw: Vol 1/Issue 1]
*[http://pysih.com/2011/12/19/mark-bedford/ A perfect example of a sick fuck.]
*[https://archive.fo/aCiYF "Rabbit Crushers Go Free: 'Animal Torture is Legal in China'"] - rabbit crushing and animal abuse porn is legal in China!
*[http://www.anonib.com/sitedir.php Anon /b/ (also has beastlolality)]
*[http://www.beasttube.com/viewvideo/2110/Anime_Dog_Rape/ This combined with the below is physically painful (I thought that was impossible!!!)]
*[http://www.yiff.org.uk/ Furry musicals]
*[http://www.snuffx.com/main.html SnuffX.com Thousands of pictures and videos that sick fucks can fap to.]
*[http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/740493470.html Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers?]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20080703111557/http://www.masfresa.com/ The ultimate fantasy of a sick fuck] PHISHING SITE
*[http://isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-that-i-love-incest-porn-and-kinda-fancy-my-sister-47741/ "Is it normal that I love incest porn and kinda fancy my sister?" Answer: No you Sick Fuck!!!]
*[http://gammatelier.free.fr/page.php?gallery The website of a fucking sick Frenchy amputee fetishist, Gamera1985]
*[https://gendertrender.wordpress.com/2015/09/26/babys-first-dildo-courtesy-of-the-transgender-movement/ Trannies are sick fucks]-Trannies believe it it more progressive and tolerant to sell child sized dildos to families of "transgender" children.

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