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<th>Type</th><td>Gayming</td>
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<th>Released</th><td>[[2006]]; ([[2004]]: [[shit no one cares about|private alpha]])</td>
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<th>Website</th><td>[https://www.roblox.com/ www.roblox.com]</td>
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<th>Key People</th><td>David Baszucki John Shitletsky Erik Casserole[[dead|&dagger;]]</td>
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<th>Slogans</th><td>"If you can imagine it, you can build it." "Be anything, Build anything." "[[Stupid|Powering Imagination]]"</td>
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<th>Location</th><td>[[OTI]]</td>
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<th>Headquarters</th><td>San Mateo, [[California]]</td>
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<th>Industry</th><td>[[Vidya games]]</td>
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[[Image:Rococks_sucks.png|thumb|What everyone thinks.]]
[[Image:RobloxGoatse.jpg|thumb|Roatse.]]
[[Image:Brodie.jpg|thumb|Typical Rococks player.]]
[[Image:FurryWanker.jpg|thumb|Another fucking [[furry]]. at least most of them are banned.]]
[[Image:ZzzDecentCframe.png|thumb|An example of CFraming on Roblox.]]
[[Image:Great_spelling.png|thumb|A great example of how superior the mod's spelling is.]]
{{quote|ROBLOX. [[Lie|IT'S FREE!!!!1!1!]]|The Jews of Rococks in search of money.}}

'''{{PAGENAME}}''' (also known as '''Dynablox''', '''Shitblox''', '''Gayblox''', '''Gooblox''', '''Rococks''' and a whole plethora of other [[shit]]) is a shitty [[Lego]] knockoff made in [[2005]] by a few [[Jews]]. Given how autistic the platform truly is, and its allure to autistic children, it should come as no surprise that 99% of the people who interact with it are fucking retarded. The "objective" of Rococks is to make [[bomb|cool shit]], but since doing so requires having a brain in your fucking skull, this is a goal that is, and forever will be, unattainable by the shitcocks cummunity. Instead what you'll see is perpetual stealing of game assets that the .01% of the community created, spam to hoax/CP/[[warez]] sites to get [[free]] Rocucks, and nauseatingly designed games that have been fine tuned to milk as much of the aforementioned Rocucks out of you.

If the default Roblox experience isn’t fucking you hard enough, you can also subscribe to the [[Scam|overpriced premium membership]].

==The Community==
[[Image:Roblox Best Comment.PNG|thumb|Referring to the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUcIG4VnzaI death sound effect].]]

The community is composed mainly of 10-12 year olds, although the game was designed for 8-18 year olds, "[[trolls]]", [[Columbiners]], and [[Jailbait|online daters.]] With this combination of people, the result is a very cancerous gaming community that is not that great.

==="Hackers" and Spammers===

The kids in the game think they're so funny by spamming their sad attempts at forcing memes all over the [[forums]] that [[Roblox]] removed in 2017, and pretending to be [[script kiddy|"hackers"]] who will take over Roblox and hack your account, or some shit. However, this "hacking" they speak of is nothing more than using ''Cheat Engine'' to insert giant penises in sword fighting games. If you piss them off they will [[empty threat|threaten to hack your account]], even though these kids wouldn't know code even if it came up behind them and started to [[rape]] them [[goatse|up the ass]]. These are the same kids who spam links to their shitty places all over the site with the hope of getting place visits, all the while not realizing that [[nobody gives a fuck]] about them, or their shitty places.

==="Trolls" on Roblox===
The "trolls" on Roblox are not really trolls at all, but rather dumb little kids who don't even know what trolling is, or even how to execute it properly. As with most of the kids on this game, they think spamming [[ASCII]] images of [[Hitler]] and [[nigger]] will lower them to [[b/|/b/'s]] standards, as seen on the [[Roblox#Forums|cesspool forums]], before they got nuked by the [[tyrants|staff]]. What usually happens is 1) an admin gets butthurt/offended and, 2) lays down the [[banhammer]], ending the kid's [[fail|"trolling spree"]] immediately. As Roblox has no way of detecting [[sockpuppet]] accounts, they simply create alternate accounts and resuming what they were doing before they got banned.

===Rapists, Sexual Predators, and Everyone Else Who Plays The Game===
Aside from the failtrolls, stupid prepubsencent fucks, and [[hackers on steroids|"hackers"]], the rest of the community are 60 year old predators who want to groom and fuck children, whether online or [[IRL]].

The online daters (often referred to by the community as [[overdose|"ODers"]]) are [[sick fucks]] who [[gay|"roleplay" as a couple]], pretend to kiss, have [[sex]], etc. with their in-game characters. Rarely, some of them of them are 60-year-old internet predators who spend most of their time attempting to [[Chris Hansen|bait little kids online]] and fulfil their sick-ass sexual fantasies with [[children]], but most of them are horny 10 year old boys who have nothing better to do. According to the Rococks Community Rules and Guidelines, online dating is against the rules, yet this "rule" never ever seems to be enforced. Truth be told, people rarely get banned for online dating, even though it's a bannable offense on Roblox's terms.
[[Image:Join the ROBLOX club.jpeg|thumb|center|480px]]

===Games===
Since Roblox is a building game, you'd probably think that the people on the site make cool shit out of Lego bricks, right? Wrong. The Roblox community is terrible with building and coding, and will often copy something decent that somebody else has made in order to gain [[attention whore|attention]] from their fellow community. These stolen versions of games seemingly get more attention and exposure than the original versions. Rarely, something of quality is created; however, it usually doesn't get noticed at all by anyone of significance, considering that it's usually buried under several copies of Welcome to the town of Robloxia.

{{frame|[[File:Roblox Floating Dick.png|720px]] <center>'''Roblox - What will YOU build?'''</center>|border=black|margin=auto}}

Popular games include:

*'''Jailbreak''' - More of a GTA V ripoff but with cops and robbers. Once you arrest a criminal, he or she will always fucking spam the words "Noob" or "Hacker" at you. Normally you will find too many 8 year olds who listen to loud rap music and furries in penguin outfits speed glitching with their fat bellies all over the map. After arresting criminals/camping in the prison to get '''''EZ xd''''' epic arrests, you can either kill yourself or become a criminal. Either option is boring and the game is overplayed and overrated. Sadly, at the time of writing, 45,000 kids are still playing the game, mostly because they're [[Mexico|Mexican]] coke-addicted children that don't know of better games, and therefore, Badimo, the shitty studio, makes more money from kids buying shitty gamepasses in the pay-to-win style of Jailbreak.
*'''Pinewood Computer Core''' - A nuclear reactor game that ended up fucking up the franchise the game was from. Spawned a load of shit reactor games by 2013. The game went from an exploring facility game to a reactor protection game using certain [[Rape|utilities]] the make the temperature go [[Bisexual|up or down]] to prevent a meltdown when occurred at 1200°. And then to random events like a fucking blackout, or a flood of [[Cum|plasma]].
*'''Innovation Inc. Labs''' - Game by madattak who claims he based it off of Pinewood when it barely has anything in common minus being a reactor game. Heavily criticized for being hard to play and being [[ugly]] as fuck.
*'''Phantom Forces''' - A somewhat decent blend-clone of FPS games sadly ruined by its [[autism|shit community]] and Dicksword server. It's [[ At least 100|at least 100 times]] less overrated than Jailbreak is. Also, use the COLT SMG 635 and run M9 as secondary. You'll thank me later. If you're too much of a [[faggot|newbie]] to have that, use the MP5K and M9.
*'''MeepCity''' - A place that rips off both Club Penguin and ToonTown but with a special feature to invite you over sex parties.
*'''Work at a Pizza Place''' - This used to be about making and delivering pizza, but it's now about neglecting your job to just party in your house while the rest of the players, who are actually trying to play the game, suffer. It's even worse because if one person from the team is missing, the entire place goes to shambles, not unlike a freshly blown-up meth lab.
*'''Natural Disaster Survival''' - A game that teaches 11 year olds how to survive a tornado, volcano, tsunami, acid rain, and what not. Is there a blizzard coming? Go to higher ground. Is there a fire that's going out of control? Go to higher ground. Is there a tsunami coming? Go to - wait, that actually makes sense.
*'''Arsenal''' - A rip-off of the [[Counter Strike]] mod 'Gun Game' created by Rocock's shitty [[VALVe]] clone named ROLVe. The only redeeming quality is the fact that some of the weapons are creative and deviate from the "realistic" gameplay found in [[Counter Strike]].
*'''Bee Swarm Simulator''' - A shitty game about collecting pollen and making honey with an army of virtual [[Bee Movie|bees]]. Most of the people that play this have no life whatsoever and often use macros to farm pollen for money.
*'''Pet Simulator 99''' - A game where you collect virtual pets you can trade for money or other rare pets. Everyone who plays this game has a gambling problem or a NFT problem.
*'''Welcome to Bloxburg''' or '''Bloxburg''' - A ripoff of the Sims where you can build your own house and work a shitty day job.
*'''Adopt Me''' - Like MeepCity but without sex parties. Every 8 year old girl plays this game along with Bloxburg.
*'''Mad City''' - Combines all the faults of Jailbreak with it being more of a Pay-To-Win piece of shit.
{{quote|"Users have a choice of over 8,000,000 (eight million) possible games to play, (based on number of users, as of 5-17-2010) varying in design from what the creators of the places want to make. Most of them are made from the free models."|Even Wikipedia acknowledges Roblox's lack of originality.}}

===Notable People===


[[File:RobloxCeoJew.png|thumb|Builderfaggot [[IRL]].]]
[[File:simbuilder charges .png|thumb|Simbuilder's charges.]]
[[File:John Shitletsky Jew.png|thumb|One of the head Jews of Rococks, John Shitletsky.]]

*'''David Baszucki''' or ''' Builderman''' - The four-eyed, bumbling fool [[boss|founder and CEO]] of Shitblox. All of the money from Builders Club sales goes directly to him, should you be [[facepalm|stupid enough to buy it]]. As a typical Jew, he only gives a fuck about money, which is why Roblox turned to shit since around 2010.

*'''Erik Casserole (Erik Cassel)&dagger;''' - A former admin who died of [[cancer]]. Unsurprising, considering this is Roblox. Many people regard him as "the only good admin" of Roblox, while the rest are supposed idiots fucking up the site; the community even blamed Roblox's [[windows|shitty updates]] on Cassel's death.

*'''John Shitletsky''', ''' Shitletsky''' or '''Telamoron''' - The former Uncreative Director of Rococks. He began working for Roblox in 2006 after he graduated from Stanford University, but eventually got bored with everything, so he resigned from Roblox in 2013 to [[shit that will never happen|start his own company]]. This faggot also decided to change his name from "Telamon" to his real-life surname, Shedletsky, for unknown reasons. What's most likely the reason for this is he wanted to look intelligent among Roblox's retarded community, but it only just made him look like more of a self-obsessed faggot with a too much [[USI]]. He had a record

*'''Jack Hendrix''', '''JackInTheBlox''' ([[Powerword]]: Jack DeVries) - Former Rococks admin, [[faggot]] and [[sick fuck]]. Ran a [[tumblr]] page where he uploaded fetish porn, furry porn and nude photos of himself in the desert. Now he works for Fandom and IGN like the stupid fag he is. Used to stream on Roblox's official [[Twitch]] page. Was mentioned in Reuben Sim's lawsuit.

*''' XiaoXiaoMan''' - The supposed [[AVGN]] of Roblox. He is in his 20s and plays a game intended for 7-9 year olds. He owns a YouTube channel that contains a bunch of shitty rant videos protesting Roblox updates, a Roblox game-reviewing series called "Raging Roblox Reviewer", as well as several shitty [[Gmod]] animation videos intended to be [[funny]] to his audience. Once shat on a little girl's dreams over some place review bullshit.

*'''SharpTH''' - A [[fat]] Jew who makes semi-shitty videos and boring places. Made the first version of this article, which was a giant rage-fest.

*'''[[nigger|Julius Coles]]''' - A nigger who steals shit and claims it as his own, like any other nigger. His favorite place is ''Welcome to the town of Robloxia'' so he stole it and renamed it "The different town of Robloxia" which gained over 5,000,000 visits from Roblox's ever-so-gullible userbase. Niggerus Coles also has a YouTube channel where he rants about Roblox and his boring life. Claims that he wants all the Roblox admins to get cancer, despite that [[truth|he fucking loves Roblox]].

*'''JaredValdez''' - [[Fact|The biggest source of rectal inflation and AIDS in Roblox]]. He often spends his time jacking off to anime and listening to [[Gangman Style|over-rated pop music]]. He copies any place the fucktard population of Roblox enjoy and he makes videos of him assaulting a box of Cheerios with his ass. He cannot code, in even simple shitty RBLX Lua. He is currently in a happy fag relationship with [http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=4339333 Professor G. Ai. Niggertits].

*'''MSE6'''{{muslim}} - A retarded [[Mudslime]] known as [[powerword|"Anna"]] in real life, and possibly the most hated admin on Rococks at one point. Used to give out bans to users like fuck, and earned the ire of the community. One day, she [[murder|suddenly disappeared without a trace...]]

*'''Arthur Sergeevich Trusov''', or '''WhoToTrus''' - An accessory designer, controversial for uploading fursuits and [https://www.roblox.com/catalog/5277679083/The-Transitioning-Concoction HRT] to the catalog. Unsurprisingly, he was caught in sexual roleplay servers on [[Discord]] with minors, where he discussed such things as anal training kits, having gay sex both in public and at furry conventions. Perhaps even more unsurprisingly, he never faced any repercussions from Roblox, and to this day remains part of their selective UGC program.

*'''Arnold Castillo''', '''Jadon Shedletsky''' or '''DoctorRofatnik''' - Developed a [[Sonic]] game, and pretended to be the brother of former admin John Shedletsky in order to groom children. Despite being publicly exposed several times, Roblox kept him on their payroll until he was [https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdin/pr/new-jersey-man-federally-charged-enticement-minor-and-interstate-transportation-minor arrested for abducting an underage girl] he met on their site. He is currently serving life in prison with [[Bubba]] for his crimes.

*'''Austin Reuschle''' or '''Nimblz&dagger;''' - They/them faggot who made a [https://www.roblox.com/games/2747834912/Eg shitty game about being an egg] and a couple other unremarkable games before [[An hero|logging off Roblox (and life) forever]].

*'''Mikhail Olson''' or '''Simbuilder''' - [[Batshit Insane]] Roblox Developer that made a [https://www.roblox.com/games/171391948/Sides-Vehicle-Simulator shitty Forza clone] before going completely insane by smoking insane amounts of [[DMT]]. He showed up to RDC 2023 and was v& almost immediately for [[Trying Too Hard|showing up with a goddamn gun in his car]], Possibly trying to be the Roblox version of [[William Atchison|AlGore]], His game is nothing more than a buggy pile of shit that will never see any updates due to him being [[Fail|permabanned from Roblox]] and is currently facing up to 5 years of [[Rape|goatseating]] from [[Bubba]].

===Roblox "YouTubers"===
Oh boy, you thought this shit was over? No. Some people were fucking retarded enough to make a YouTube living off of this garbage. Here are some examples of such JewTubers:
*'''Flamingo/AlbertsStuff''' - Greasy dyke faggot who thinks making their avatar look like shit is pure [[Lies|comedy.]] Used to swear but doesn't now because [[Pussy|god forbid YouTube lets anyone cuss in a video for ad revenue.]] He also has some fucking shit memes that nobody except of course his fanbase and mentally disabled childrens thinks is funny, like "CHILL", "YO TENGO" (Wow so fucking funny! "I have" in spanish is COMEDY EVERYONE!), "FELIPE" and many more AIDS. He thinks he is a troll because he gets admin commands (or buys to get them) in places. His fanbase is also bad if not worse than Roblox itself. When their god gets called out they will resort to calling them "NOOB" or childish insults.
*'''KonekoKitten''' - Another cunt that also complains about Roblox/YouTube's changes and nothing else. He complains and complains and [[Sad|relies on Roblox for his life and income.]] Got exposed for being a [[pedophile]] and then [[Flounce|took a break from youtube]].
*'''Nathorix/Nattie Forsyth''' - Instead of getting a job at a local McDonalds, this sad excuse of a human instead (like the idiots before him) decided to entertain a bunch of kiddies on this shit platform. Also complains about Roblox updates. He is also a tranny and known pedophile.
*'''InquistorMaster''' - A [[16-year-old girl]] who also relied on Roblox for his crappy YouTube channel. She used to suck cock online (not IRL because she will never ever get one in real life) and date with kids also, clickbaited and she continues to play Roblox much like anyone on Roblox does; and still sucks cock to this day, online.
*'''DenisDaily''' - Another faggot (comparable to Poke) who also gets chased by his autistic fanbase. Also clickbaits, steals videos from other creators and much more.
*'''Remainings''' - Yet another retard-faggot-combo who complains about Roblox updates and makes videos just on Roblox; and nothing else because that's what his fanbase only wants. Much like all fanbases here, he will get usually chased by fanboys freind requesting him.
*'''Greenlegocats123''' - A fucking preacher or the [[Alex Jones]] of Roblox. Constantly bitches about Online Dating, and that they are pedophiles, and the fact that Roblox doesn't do shit for Jew Gold. When in fact nobody gives a single shit. Complains about Roblox updates and "trolls" in various places by replacing the music with various sound effects and music so he doesn't get claimed. Also makes conspiracy videos about Online Dating and whatever with Kevin Macleod music so the kid watching it gets tension as if it is the next Ring movie.
*'''Ruben Sim'''{{nazi}} - Roblox's biggest critic and troll. Makes a shit ton of people mad by simply saying controversial things. Exposes predators and defends children from them.

===Unabashed Degeneracy===

[[File:Roblox_Catalog_Sexuality_Flags.png|thumb|Roblox now allows people to submit these flags items into a catalog page. Are these people seriously mentally ill?]]
[[File:Roblox Powering Imagination.png|thumb|Have you ever became a waste of sperm? just remember that the people who played "Scented Con" games exist.]]

Oh, did we mention that the platform basically now has places where teens and kids can [[cybersex|have sexual intercourse with their characters]]? These have become known as "Scented cons". Similarly, Roblox has its own new style from the community where people dress up as [[13-year-old boys|slenders]] and [[12-year-old girls|C&P]] (specifically, children [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|trying to act gangsters and sluts]]), which is said by many that most of them online date and that can be described as a monkey fucking a fish. To make matters [[worse than hitler|worse]], there's a shit ton of discord servers related to Roblox that started appearing on [[Discord|Pisscord]] which had to with trading [[CP|nudes]] for Robux currency. Can it get any worse? Imagine how the platform started out by building shlongs into a dating platform itself. From now on, Roblox will remain a dating site for children rather than a time-wasting game.

However, the [[retards|community]], which was made up of 12-year-olds acting like obstinate people, wanted to bring Roblox back to where it was. This is odd, considering they're the ones that have fucked up the platform ever since Erik Cassel died from cancer. The people who said it were definitely users who started two years ago or children who had an unhealthy obsession with wars.

===Events===
Every year since 2011, Rococks has been hosting these summer events to attract more faggots to their shitty online game. There was nothing out of the ordinary about these events; all they did was talk about the next shitty updates they were going to add to their already-shitty game. It also costed a fuckload of real-life money to travel to them, which is why hardly anybody did.

They had six main events so far, including:

*'''Roblox Rally 2011''' - Their first ever real life event, hosted in [[San Francisco]] at the Exploratorium. It was just another piece of shitty Rococks [[propaganda]] that the admins used just to attract more faggots to join their shitty site. There's not really much to say about it other than it was just a big waste of time and money.
*'''Roblox Game Conference 2012''' - Another shitty event, this time it was hosted in Santa Clara, California at the Convention Center. If you bought one of their passes between February 17 and May 14, you got a water bottle and a shitty T-shirt, and a shitty virtual weapon. Again, there was nothing to see.
*'''Bloxcon 2013''' - Possibly their biggest real life shitstorm of an event yet. This event was hosted in three separate areas all in one time frame, as well as they had a "virtual Bloxcon", which was possibly the shittiest of all. It may be the only good event they hosted, but that's highly unlikely considering the severity of the autism of the admins.
*'''Roblox Film Festival 2013''' - A complete shitstorm of lulz and drama. Basically, all you had to do was make a shitty Rococks video with the ''Unregistered Hypercam 2'' logo in the top left-hand corner and then shove it right into the admins' submission box faster than they can take a shit. Nobody actually put much effort into making these so called "movies" whatsoever, and as with the usual nature of Roblox, many players resorted to stealing and copying other peoples' videos and claiming them as their own. There were a few people; however, that managed to get the shitty prize at the end, although their movies were just as shitty as most of the others.
*'''2014 Tour''' - Another fucking event that only showed how burned-out the admins were from last year. How this worked was a few major cities across America would host an exhibiting event known as the Maker Faire. Roblox would have a stake somewhere in this and they would have their own "booth" in the Maker Faire in many of these cities, which required eight people to run. According to the site's shitty blog, if 25 people attended a booth in the Maker Faire, a retarded staff member will show up. This event was nothing out of the ordinary, and nor did it have anything worth seeing, as will most Rococks events.
*'''Virtual Bloxcon 2014''' - Just another shitty online Cockscon. The only difference between this one and the other one was that VB 2014 was online for the whole convention. The admins even recorded it on their shitty [[Twitch]] channel for all to see just how stupid and pointless the whole thing was. Other than the time frame, there's really no difference between the two.

==How Roblox Earns Moneyz==

===Catalog Items===
You pay for these with Roblox's e-currency, known as "ROBUX". Most of the stuff in the game is completely overpriced, with a very few no actual good items.

The item types are:

*'''Hats''' - A piece of shit you wear on your head. [[Team Fortress 2|Sound familiar]]? Most of them are shit that shouldn't have been created in the first place. The only good hats are the Dominus hoods; however, those cost a fuck ton of Robux, and are Limited.
*'''Gear''' - A bunch of shitty knick-knack items that you can't even use in most games. These range from [[gun|powerful weapons]], to useless shit such as "bubble gum" and Easter baskets. No kidding. Of course, the only good weapon is the Darkheart, which does a shit-ton of damage and sometimes even kills in one hit. However, it's a Limited item which means you're never getting your fucking hands on it because [[retards|people]] are selling it for 999,999,999 ROBUX just to show it off. Funny, considering that the original price was only 2000 ROBUX.
*'''Faces''' - Transparent decals on your face that change the way it looks. Very overpriced for what you actually get. The only good one is the Awesome Face, but requires you to connect your Rococks account to your [[Failbook]] account, and show everyone what a fag you are for playing Rococks.
*'''T-shirts''' - Same as faces, but on your front torso. Free users can make them, but not sell them. If Roblox gives free accounts any privileges, this would be the only one.
*'''Shirts and pants''' - Textures for your character. Most of them look like thot outfits and gay supreme hoodies. You'll find tons of this shit being cloned and resold at the catalog because kids that spam them with their cheap bots are nothing but money-hungry cucks. Only BC users can make them, let alone sell them.
*'''Packages''' - Changes the 3D body shape of your character. Now with a shitty Rthro line of packages, which look super fucking ugly and are rarely used for legitimate avatars, also so called "trolls" try to look funny by buying the Penguin because that is comedy AM I RITE?
*'''Animation Packs''' - Sets of animations that change the way your ugly Lego character moves but can only be equipped with R15.
*'''Rthro''' - Roblox's shitty attempt at creating anthropomorphic avatars. Since they are from Roblox, they all look ugly and out of place with Roblox's equally ugly block æsthetic.

{{quote|[[wat|If you live on 4chan, Santa will find you.]]|Santa for all Seasons hat}}

Telamon decided to add [[4chan]] to a description of a hat to fuck with the heads of users, which caused a complete shitstorm of "OMG /b/ IS GOING TO DYSTROI ROBLOXSZ". It has been reported that [[Church of Fudge|RT]] and [[goatse|OT]] of the forums are going to "fight back against 4chan", even though most /b/tards probably don't know what the fuck "ROBLOX" is and don't give a damn. This just shows that the community takes a small joke and makes it a shitstorm of lulz and drama.

===Subscriptions===

In August 2007, Builders club was introduced, along with more shitty features that [[do not want|nobody even wanted]] to begin with. When it was first introduced, everyone lost all of their Robux and went into an intense rage, demanding that the admins revert the update. The admins, being as fucktarded as they are, failed to listen to their userbase requests and went along with it anyway. In [[2008]], the original BC was the only type of premium membership available, with the addition of Turbo Builders Club in 2009. They also introduced another premium membership type, this time "Outrageous Builders Club", which was completely insane and unreasonable, with its ridiculous features that [[nobody|very few people]] will ever use. Eventually, ROBLOX [[Bullshit|did the right thing]] and introduced a generic premium system in place of Builders Club.

==The Forums==

<center>/!\ oy vey the mods shut down the forums because the admins knew the forums were a complete cesspool in the first place /!\</center>

[[Image:PostCountBig.jpg|thumb|left|This does not apply to the Roblox Forum.]]
[[Image:Alalala.png|thumb|A typical thread on the roblox forums.]]
[[Image:Roblox_on_Cancer.png|thumb|The WWC forum is currently developing cancer.]]
[[Image:PENORPOST.JPG|thumb|Typical forum thread.]]
[[Image:Typicalrobloxthread.PNG|thumb|Example of 10 year old kids thinking they're cool for talking about dicks.]]
[[Image:Robloxbritfag1.png|thumb|A typical post from a britfag who forums on Roblox, [[Irony|notice he has less than 1200]] posts.]]
[[Image:Typicalfag.png|thumb| Typical shitty troll thread on the forums.]]

{{quote|[[George Lopez|The next time you see me, you will see a fist with me as well. 5 seconds later, BAM. Then you'll wake up, BAM. YOU'LL WAKE UP AGAIN, BAM. I'll keep doing it over again until you stop waking up.]]|butthurt faggot after being trolled}}

The forums the biggest source of cancer and AIDS on Rococks. This shithole is home to some of the biggest retards on the site. Forums are broken down into sections, and several sub-sections that are spammed constantly by newfags who try to force memes and so called "trolls" who try to act cool. They are notorious for online dating, flame wars, spam, and [[internet sissy fights]]. Usually, when such events occur, the admins are forced to intervene and ban anyone who posts in these threads as a result.

=== Forum Sections===
* '''Roblox Talk (RT)''' - Faggots who think they are the "[[4chan]] of ROBLOX" when they are just a shitty OT ripoff. They don't even talk about Roblox. Whiny cunts who care about the latest hats or the scrotum of the moderators, trying to suck their dicks or underaged cunts as soon as possible to get twenty different hats while you can get a REAL hat. They mostly show off their stupid ass free modeled places and call "RT parties" when they don't know the meaning of "party" and to make themselves feel better.
* '''Let's Make a Deal (LMaD)''' - A bunch of crunk prostitutes who will pay anything, including their virginity, just to make a little virtual fucking money. Usually, they get scammed and get fuck all. Anyone with half a brain would be able to detect these scams that the Roblox community seemingly always falls for. This forum is filled with Builders club members who waste their real life money on a fucking virtual game just to improve their slutty looking characters with ZOMG! Expensive hats! *3xpl0d3s* Too bad IT'S JUST FUCKING PIXELS! These autistic trannies are all fucking minimods.
* '''Off-Topic (OT)''' - You're going to get the worst fucking kind of cancer on the planet if you even step foot here. The forum section that is the best for trolling full of lolcows, furries, niggers, Asians, and even KKK. A bunch of fucking [[children|newfag trolls]] try to patrol the place as the actual redeeming feature, the [[wannabe|GOOD]] trolls, come in and fail troll everyone, making this place the shit of Roblox (shit of shit). Fags who post here use the [[over 9000|shittiest]] [[milhouse|memes]] [[My Little Pony|the]] [[lazor|internet]] has ever been able to offer. Has been slightly redeemed ever since they started [[ban]]ning PewDieCry's butt-buddies and any mention of the unholy [[faggot]] from the forum.
* '''Role-playing Forum ([[Rape|RP]])''' - The biggest furry orgy on the site. Everyone here is either a furry, emo, twi-fag or all of the above.
* '''Clans & Guilds (C&G)''' - Basically the flaming [[shit|HQ]] of ROBLOX. Everyone here is either banned, or is going to be within a month. However, C&G, along with scripers is probably the only two most idiotic forums on ROBLOX. Basically, the people there have an IQ lower than 10 and are full of hypocrites.
* '''Forum [[rule 34|34]] (ID=34)''' - A bunch of homosexual fish came in and started 'sploring the forum section. After a while, they found this forum, and released it to RT and OT. The admins got butthurt and 14 or 7 day ban all the people who posted here. This forum has nothing to do with [[Rule 34]], because everyone on this site has chlamydia, and are pre-pubescent little children with assburgers.
* '''World Wide Chat (WWC)''' - Consists of little kids who think they're cool for swearing in another language on the forum. The place that all the niggers, pollocks, spics and shitskins hang out. Quite like the Blue Oyster. Mainly involves self-important [[americunts]] and enraged [[britfags]] fighting over which tectonic plate their ass rests on.
* '''Scripters''' - Possibly the only fucking people in the shitty site (besides Clans & Guilds) who have IQ's lower than 10, considering "10" is the smallest possible unit above an infinitely negative value.

'''<big>All the other forums are [[Shit_Nobody_Cares_About|shit nobody cares about]] and aren't listed.</big>'''

{{morphquote|forumquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|Get out.|Orobos, some fucking douche with over 10,000 posts and 10,001 less lives than that.
|lol dragon ball dumbshits ftw!!!|Spydeman340. Some kid who whined about his [[shit|RS]] account being hacked to the almighty brother of Orobos, that dumb kid in the quote above.
|dont'n maka fun of dyleicx pepleo!|orangecorn10, a dyslexic 12 year old kid.
|Stop being mean to Anna just because [[Lies|you're not as cool as her.]]|LunaScamander, Anna200's lesbo lover.
|You cyber [[Engrish|bully'd]] a mod like a little wimp. And now, she quit. Who cares if she hated communism. It's an opinion, and you guys have to shove it down each other's throats. Honestly, it's pretty freaking pathetic. Now that I think about it, maybe it would be a good thing if OT ended up getting deleted.|MrRetextureGuy, a faggot who is commonly considered superior in arguments by only himself.
|you people are a enemy to me so i quit but not forever.|A retarded queef whose name isn't worth mentioning.
|[[Lies|Your account is mine tomorrow T^T.]]|This is commonly said by anime-fags who threaten to hack peoples worthless accounts.
|great story tell it again.|conerkorod, a fag forumer.
|whats your best mario kart score? last? HAHAH get served.|LeeGrant72hd, a faggot who calls himself mature.
|You aren't an OTer if you don't have as much posts as me and didn't join before me!|Vunro, <s>some dumbass</s> [[Fag|Faggot]]. Oh, wait, he got deleted, yay.
|In 10-20 years, you guys will have fun playing your "[[Shit|roblox]]", when [[bullshit|I actually have a life]] and you pieces of DIRT STILL PLAY [[Shit|ROBLOX]]!!!!!!!!!!!|Some mentally retarded 10 year old that OD's
|[[Butthurt|NO IM NOT PERMA BANND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]|FastPager200, the dumbest and most butthurt user to ever exist.
|Re:Ported|A Typical [[jewish]] forumer.
}}

===Incidents on the forum===

*In June 2013, a user named "Raychel1010" posted a topic about why people hated her on the forums. Because of this, it caused a massive [[Lulz|chimpout]] on the forums.
*On July 18, 2015, two users named "Tzah"{{jew}} and "vampire" made clickbaits about Russia bombing the US, in which one of them said that he saw war jets fly by his house and the other saying that he saw a Russian plane landing to the ground with troops coming out of it.
*On January 5, 2017, a faggot named "michaellyers8" posted a picture of two of his guns and the coordinates to a high school in Texas, saying that he was going to shoot up his school on April 20, 2017 (the 18th anniversary of [[Columbine]]).
*In late May 2017, a neo-Nazi aspie named "PlanetMofo"{{atheist}} trolled the forums, got banned multiple times, and made other accounts such as "Kid2040" and "PattiMayonnaiseDoug".
*Apparently, some douchebag by the name of Lobolego committed suicide because of the forum. His butthurt girlfriend who misses his rape so, Fuzzyperson, is apparently saddened by that, so she ragequit and got laughed at my moar retards. What a bitch.

===Off topic/World Wide Chat and the Roblox Wikia===
When the polifags of World Wide Chat and the fucktards of Off-Topic found out there was a [[Wiki]] about their useless game, most of them shat bricks and started vandalising the wikia, in a shitty attempt to be funny. Half of them were IP banned from the site, so they can't fuck it up any more. None of them even know what a fucking proxxy is.

But [[you]], however, are already addicted to your computer since its like god to you. And you're reading ED. Why not vandalize the Roblox wikia yourself?
[http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/ROBLOX_Wiki]

PROTIP: Add ASCII images of Hitler to pages about moderators

==Trolling on Roblox==
Due to Roblox's [[underage|young and immature]] community, trolling is very easy. As many little kids take the game so [[the internet is serious business|seriously]], pissing them off is easier than making porn.

===Game Trolling===

*See two people online dating? Say that the "girl" is a guy, for there are [[no girls on the internet]]. The guy, and the other guy will get [[butthurt]].
*Call everyone a [[n00b]].
*Spawnkill. People will then try to [[crybaby|report you]] and spam [[leetspeak|"0MG H4CKER!!1!1"]] in the chat.
*Insert a giant penis with the word "nigger" on it in insert games.
*Find the most OP weapons on the server and ass ræp everyone.
*Look at the groups that one of the faggots in the server your are in. If they are in any large groups like FEAR (First Encounter Assault Ræp) then say you are a high rank in that group and you will demote them unless they do whatever you say.
*Make swastikas on building games.
*Say that Roblox is filled with autistic, fatass and unproductive people who will never do something productive in real life.
*Tell everyone to go to this page. Watch as people start reading 3 sentences, get butthurt and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|try to get rid of it]].
*Say that the Pal Hair (or bacon hair as all the Robloxfags call it) is better than every other hat in the catalog. Watch as every faggot that spent their ROBUX on virtual shit get butthurt and will try to prove you wrong.
*If you get admin on a shitty game or joined a free admin game, abuse the absolute shit out of it. Kill, fling, blind, strobe everyone as much as possible before some faggot higher rank than you catch on to what you are doing (because they are a gigantic faggot) and fuck you up.
*In roleplaying games, say that online daters will never find actual girls in real life. Watch every retard get insanely butturt.
*Say that Roblox ripped off Lego. Everyone will get butthurt.
*Say that people that keep playing Roblox are sad losers and will never do anything productive in their lives. Watch as everyone will get butthurt and say that it is for ""fun"". No it's not, retard, for fun there is porn.
*On building games, say that everyone's buildings are shit. Everyone will become butthurt and try to find as many insults to throw on you.
*On building games, destroy someone's shitty building while someone other than you is near it. Watch as the two faggots start arguing.
*Swear on games. To do this you can space out the word, use alternatives or change the letters a bit to not get your message hashtagged. E.g. "YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL NIGHARZ" or "FUHXCK ALL YOU NOOBS LOL".
*<s>On tycoon games, use [[Cheating|Cheat Engine]] to change everyone's money to 0.</s> Since Rococks Developers are so afraid of the concept of [[Skript kiddie|Exploiting Software]], they patch it 24/7 to make sure NO LEET HACKING RUINS THE LIVES OF PEOPLE IN SERVERS.
*Use unpatched exploiting tools to make all the faggots on your server complain.
*Spam in chat things like "DEATH TO NIGHARZ & JEWS"
*Call a Roblox YouTuber gay or a nighar or whatever insult in chat. Watch as butthurt people start building up defending their gods.
*Say that groups have no purpose other than being a fucking waste. People from FEAR or teh United States Roblox Group or every group will get butthurt.

===Group Trolling===

*Do you have promotion/demotion powers? Demote everyone to the lowest rank and watch the owner [[shit bricks]].
*Do you have exile powers? Exile everyone in the group.
*Go to UCR and say you have a good idea for a new logo. The members will get butthurt and say you're destroying clan history.
*Go to RAT and say "Sorry, black and white cant be added to the rainbow, I know how much you guys love both". You may want to spam this, because RAT high ranks take this game seriously.
*Go to FEAR and say that SONIC uses free models. The members will then get insanely butthurt.
*Go to WIJ and say that they caused [[WWII]], as the owner is German.
*Steal an ownerless group, change all rank names to *insert name here* sucks, add the name of player to description, check manual approval, kick all members, and leave the group.
*Find a group that allows non-members to post comments to the wall. Say the group sucks and tell everyone to go [[kill yourself|kill themselves]].
*Have admin powers at a group's place? Admin Abuse the fuck out of it like JC always did.
*Want to troll JC? Go to fort fang and spam "AA" with no end. Bonus points if other raiders join your spamming.

[[File:JEWS_DID_TRA.png|thumb|right|[[Jews did WTC|Jews did TRA, just like they did WTC]].]]

{{quote|This kids, is what goes on at ROBLOX HQ.|A typical Faggot}}

=== ROBLOxeS SUPA InFormATionaTive WIkI PAGE on TrOLLS ===
If you would like a good laugh head here [http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/Troll]

Here the Rofags Try their best to counter strike the Trolls and Ediots who deface their precious Fuck Buddy Roblox.

*A Pretentious Strike to the "young ruffians!" That Ruin our Wonderful Website! (NOTE, the 1337 Grammer)
{{quote|[[Good spelling|'A troll are known as]] the juvaniles of the internet.}}

They <s>Brainwash</s> "Advise" the Fans of ROcocks, that they are acting mature and calm about trolls rolling in
but as explained in the next section, the entire website falls into chaos and anarchy, the moment 4chan or any particular
Troll posts something.

*Believe your glorious leaders!, and you will be protected
{{quote|[[Liar|Since many forum trolls get banned on the spot]]}}

==Admin [[Fail|fails]]==

===IP Ban===

The admins [[NO|invented]] a [[old|new]] sup3r c00l [[list of sex moves|banning technique]] which totally fucking blocks the ass out of your IP address. The admins, being the dumbasses they are, didn't realize that this method had more holes in it than a dam made out of [[Semen|swiss cheese]]. Hopping onto a proxy and posting on the forums "HAHA MODS AIN'T GOT NUTHIN ON MY PROXIES" will make the admins [[shit bricks]] in utter fury. Seriously, try it. The admins, being desperate, will attempt to [[fail|fucking IP ban your proxy.]] Because there's only one proxy on the whole internet, obviously.

{{quote|Server Error

403 - Forbidden: Access is denied.
You do not have permission to view this directory or page using the credentials that you supplied.|too bad that won't last for long}}

===Poison Ban===

Poison is a bullshit IP ban where it blocks all your proxies. If you're really desperate, you can just goddamn change your IP and make the admins shit bricks.

{{quote|Poison 5/11/2010 2:45:11 PM sending furry porn images to info@roblox.com|this guy seems legit}}

===Roblox TV Commercials===
{|style="margin:0 auto"
|{{videoframe|robloxads|background:none; text-align:center;|font-weight:bold
|<youtube>SBXfQoDaOu4</youtube> Rococks' first video advertisement.
|<youtube>LHdA7Yc-8Rg</youtube> The second video advertisement.}}
|}

In the time-span of 2011-2012, ROCOCKS released two [[not|"TV commercials"]] to market their shitty game. Note that these shouldn't even be called TV commercials, considering that they never actually aired on real television. Following the release of these "commercials" several community members noticed the commercials weren't even filmed in Roblox, but were done using [[shooping]], [[vidya|video editing]] and green screen effects. The reason for this being is ROCOCKS was (and still is) too buggy to make a high quality advertisement and would likely lag up and crash if they tried to film in it. For the most part, the ads looked too good for a shitty game such as ROBLOX as most people on the site are terrible at building, ironically even the admins.

At the end of the first commercial, they say "IT'S FREE" when it's clearly not, at least if you want to have fun. This caused a lot of [[butthurt]] and [[rage]] among ROBLOX players, and there were even people who [[flounce|threatened to quit ROBLOX]] because of it, [[No|BECAUSE EVERYTHING ON COCKBLOX HAS AND WILL BE FREE AM I RIGHT?]]

===Downtime===

[[File:Roblox is down.png|thumb|center|1000px]]
<center>'''When the abomination finally comes to an end.'''</center>
To everyone's surprise, Roblox is [[shit nobody cares about|currently down]]. This could possibly mean (A) Many autists are still playing the game, which causes the server to crash (B). Roblox hasn't upgraded their servers in 10 years (C). Both of these were the reasons for causing this abomination to die. Of course, the closest answer to fit into this question is definitely C, because Roblox, of course, [[truth|wants your money]] from wasting time on playing simulators, seeing dumb shit that other children interact with the platform, and more. Apparently, Roblox's 13-year-old fanbase still acts like [[cry moar|cry-babies and wants to bitchfight Roblox for not fixing their server right]]. Boo-hoo!

If ROBLOX currently is down, then it's [[unrealistic expectations|everyone's dream come true]].

===Roblox Email===

The only thing that this email is useful for is for cussing out the dumbfuck moderators, and logging into spamming sites with. Below is an excellent example of this.

{{quote|MSE6 IS A PENIS LOVER YEAH YOU HEARD ME MSE6 IS A DAMN WHORE SHE SUCKED TELAMONS TINY PENIS LAST NIGHT TELAMON IS A GODDAMN JEW HES A FUCKING BITCH AND MSE6 FUCKED HIM CUZ SHE DOES EVERYTHING FOR DICKS SHES A SLUT SHE WAS IN BED WITH THAT LITTLE PEDOPHILE ASSHOLE BUILDERMAN AND MRDOOMBRINGER WAS STICKING HIS DICK INTO HOLYMAC'S MOUTH AND EJACULATING ALL OVER HER FACE WHILE REESEMCBLOX WAS WATCHING WITH HER RING FINGER UP HER VAGINA GOD DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING SICK HAVING ORGIES LIKE THIS I MEAN FUCKING SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL
MSE6 IS A BITCH|a [[Rage|disgruntled]] kid who repeats the same words in caps to [[internet tough guy|seem tough]]}}

One of the prime ways of trolling the hell out of the mods is doing anything fun, including emailing them [[crap]] such as:

Their email is [mailto:info@roblox.com info@roblox.com]. Go there and [[Shit|lay waste]] to their precious site. NOW.

[[Fail|If you for some reason have a Roblox account]], it is suggested you do this, as you cannot get [[banned]] for this.

===Roblox Ban Appeal===

[[Image:Chro_Came_To_Town.JPG|thumb|[[Fact|Admins suck at coming up with an excuse to ban people]]]]
If you get banned from ROBLOX, which [[fact|you likely will]], you can send the admins an "appeal" email if [[contesting your ban|you believe the ban was improperly placed]]. You may be thinking, "Hmmm. Maybe they will look into the ban, see it from my point of view, and lift it. I better send them an email." Well unfortunately, [[doing it wrong|you are 200% wrong]], faggot. The admins really don't give a fuck about you or your account and nine out of ten times, appealed accounts usually stay banned. Should you [[fail|send them an email]], you'll get a reply from some message bot that doesn't even address you, or the ban on your account. The message is the same for all users who send appeal emails for their account. It's just a bunch of bullshit that reads something to the effect of: ''"Thank you for providing feedback about our moderation system. We have reviewed your ban and have decided that it will not be lifted, etc. etc."'' Many people then proceed to leave Roblox in utter rage, often accompanied by a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-P4cR-8V8w flounce video].

Also when [[YouTube|YouTubers]] that have their videos dead-fucking centered get banned from Roblox, the fickle and impressionable 10 year old fanbase gets super fucking butthurt mode, throwing rocks on Roblox HQ and taking everything off in public as if they are in a fucking revolt.

==Roblox Alternatives==

===Attempts by others===

In [[Lies|2009]], some fag "conceptualized" a game a lot like [[ROBLOX]], as in a complete ripoff. The result was ROBLOX's bastard child, the same thing, but even worse.

A similar shitwad called "BlockCommunity" was made in early 2010, and has been dead aside from some faggots, just go spam the forums with [[CP]], BlockCommunifags then complained about this article on their shitty forums. [http://blockcommunity.net/forum.php?action=list-posts&threadid=13046]. Posted in by all four of the people who use the site, who are the same kind of fags [[Facepalm|who abuse the term "troll" by using it whenever anyone posts anything they don't personally like]].

===Chinese cocksucking===

A greedy Jew-stuffed corporation, Roblox realized that they could suck enough [[Chink|Chinese]] cock and get money for it. The Jewblox owners decided that prostitution would be a great idea, so in 2021, they launched a second (and more Chow Mein-ish) version of the site in China, and named it LuoBuLeSi, but nobody gives a fuck about nerdy names, so everyone just caled it LuoBu. The Chinks were so excited to play the game that the website shut down literally shut down [[Fail|ONLY 7 FUCKING months later]] and promised everyone it would be back in 2024. Great job, dumbasses. Even the communists are pointing and laughing at you.

The [[Communism|CCP]], like the typical corrupt greedy ching-chongs they are, were aware that the creators of LuoBu were Jewish, meaning that they would do anything for money. After hours of having fun with tanks, the butthurt communists paid the retarded kikes into censoring anyone who dares to rightfully and relentlessly bully CCP for being a bunch of wimpy Asian pussies who can't tolerate any criticism. They would pay them off into banning anyone who would mock [[Mao Zedong|Meow "faggotfaced" Zedung]] or call [[Taiwan]] a country. If anyone from outside of China would try to join (actual fucking retards), they would be banned on sight.

Fun fact: Roblox was so confident that they literally just expected/[https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxndpx/revealed-documents-show-how-roblox-planned-to-bend-to-chinese-censorship WANTED] [[Tencent]], the two-faced sacks of shit who run Fortnite, to just copy the game. That's right, they were losing so much money they just wanted someone to just pirate the game. Cuckery.

After selling its asshole to the Chinese black market, LuoBu shut down after 7 months because Asians could care less about them. The Shekelgrabbers got all the money they wanted so now they could leave. After shutting the site down, Roblox realized people didn't miss LuoBu at all. Upon realizing that the Chinese weren't caring as much as they expected, Roblox gave up and deleted 5 million LuoBu accounts and called it a day.

Tl;dr: Jews bought Roblox, made sick trade deals with China, lost all their money by making a godawful ripoff of Roblox, and [[Quit|gave up/quit]] like a bitch.

== See Also ==
*[[Mariozplaze]], [[Fail|yes he even has a RoCocks account]].
*[[Microsoft]]
*[[Windows]]
*[[TheGamerLand]]
*[[AtWar]]
*[[Blockland]]
*[[Minecraft]]

== Links ==
*<s>[http://truthofroblox.wikia.com/wiki/Roblox_Truth_Wiki Encyclopedia Dramatica, Roblox Edition]</s> DEAD
*[[Roblox/Copypasta|Roblox Copypasta story]]
*<s>[http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=25863061 The ROfags' reaction to this article.]</s>, FORUMS GOT BALEETED
*[http://www.roblox.com/ Main site if you're curious].
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yB7BSNQstU Roblox on Jewtube]
*[http://blog.roblox.com/ Update news, mainly just consists of virtual clothing that people freak out over because they can't afford it.], [[shit nobody cares about]]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?l0zn0q53mm2 Some guy archived a lulzy spam thread]
*[http://youtube.com/user/Fleskhjerta Fleskhjerta's youtube channel]
*[http://twitter.com/Shedletsky The main admin's twitter.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/XiaoXiaoMan1123 XiaoXiaoMan's JewTube Channel]

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Pedobear

2024-08-01T00:50:31Z

AEtard:

[[File:Pedobear HD.png|thumb|Pedobear]]
[[File:pedobearholland.jpg|thumb|Pedobear lives in the Netherlands]]
[[Image:Pedobearirl.png|thumb|right|[[IRL]]]]
[[Image:47479 151389524878893 100000235408302 371701 6729586 n.jpg|thumb|right|[[Cockmongler|9 out of 10 people think he is Pedobear irl!]]]]
[[File:Poland-poster.jpg|thumb|right|[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7187027/Polish-newspaper-claims-Pedobear-is-2010-Vancouver-Olympic-mascot.html Pedobear is now an official mascot of the 2010 Vancouver Olympics], according to this totally reliable Polish newspaper.]]
[[File:Lolimongler.png|thumb|right|[[Cockmongler|He'll mongle your lolis]]!]]
[[Image:ROMAN.png|thumb|right|[[A CHALLENGER APPEARS]]]]
[[Image:Noex.jpg|thumb|[http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Researchers-dress-up-save-pandas/ss/events/sc/120710pandaresearch No exception..]]]

'''Pedobear''' or also '''Pædobear''' aka '''Roy Harms''' (born January 49th, 1949 in the Netherlands) is one of the more famous and long running [[4chan]] [[meme]]s. He actually originated from [[2channel]] (2ちゃんねる, ni channeru, 2ch for short), Japanese Internet forum, where he was called Kuma ([http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/クマー#AA.E3.81.AB.E3.82.88.E3.82.8B.E8.A1.A8.E7.8F.BE クマー]), literally "Bear". [[Some argue]] the Japanese omitted the "Pedo-" prefix to avoid redundancy since most anything churned out in [[Japan]] is assumed to promote pedophilia.

While Kuma was generally lecherous, Pedobear became the mascot for [[4chan]]'s legion of knuckle-dragging [[pedophile]]s, targeting prepubescent girls, or "[[loli]]". Like [[300|King Leonidas]] and each subsequent wave of [[Lolcats]], Pedobear is the subject of many bad [[photoshopping|photoshoppings]], usually pasted into whatever piece of child pornography [[b-tards]] get their [[AIDS|filthy]] paws on.

Pedobear has become so popular [[newfag|newfags]] and [[gaia_online|12 year olds]] alike flock to /b/ under the impression that that they can find more "funny" Pedobear pictures. This is similar to the popularity brought on by the previously mentioned [[lolcats]]. Sadly some poorly informed Anonymous refer to him as Pedrobear believing that to be his real name.

==Ancestry==
According to [http://www.metafilter.com/92777/Pedobear-Plush#3133023 this post] by an [[oldfag]], Pedobear originated as [[ASCII]] art on [[2channel]], simply named "Kuma" or "bear".

A mirror of the first [[evar]] 2channel thread with Kuma can be found [http://mimizun.com/log/2ch/kao/1046353580/ here]. (See post 590)

くまくま━━━━━━ヽ（・(ｪ)・）ノ━━━━━━ !!!

Over time on 2ch, posting Kuma ASCII art evolved into a call out of an obvious [[troll]]; Kuma would be pictured bursting into the thread to eat the "troll bait".

Then [[Anon]] got his hands on Kuma and the rest is [[history]] - the one time a [[meme]] got more perverted when moving ''away'' from [[Japan]].
[[File:Theodor_Kittelsen-En_uheldig_bjørnejakt.jpg|thumb|Coming from the ancient ages, to rape you.]]

==ATTACKS ON PEDOBEAR==
[[Image:Pedobearorg.jpg|thumb|The president approves.]]
[[Image:Cavitysearchpedobear.jpg|thumb|Ironically, Pedobear's skills have been put into service of the Department of Homeland Security]]
[[File:Pedobear inside.jpg|thumb|Dum...Dumdumdum dummmm]]
[[File:flubble.jpg|thumb|Swimming equipment fail.]]
===[[Gaia Online]] ===
A recent update from the retarded developers of [[Gaia]] made it so you can no longer say or post Pedobear pics. This is because the developers are cowards and don't want to be raided by [[Anonymous]] (though of course making such a declaration ''increases'' the likelihood that Anonymous will raid). So to be sure they're protected, they're going to put up curtains, [[Dog|add an advanced security system]], and put up phoneline trackers.

However, it is now known that Pedobear had infiltrated Gaia Online's servers some time ago. He can be seen by the sharp eyed to [[Whistles go whoo|whistle innocently]] as he buys the little ones from vending machines and hits the forums with the intention of obtaining [[n00ds]]. See [[Gaia Online]] for more info. Pedobear is known to be secretely raeping Hannah Montana.

===[[Gamespot]]===
In typical faggotry, Gamespot has banned any avatars with Pedobear in them, and warns the user. They claim it is offensive.

===Tinypic and [[Imageshack]]===
Pedobear is also banned from both Tinypic and Imageshack.

===[[Photobucket]]===
"''Pedobear is a violation of terms. We do not allow images of Pedobear and we are actively removing all images containing Pedobear. Sincerely, Your Photobucket Support Team.''"

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FAQ's: http://photobucket.com/faq
Support Forums: http://forums.photobucket.com
Support Email: support@photobucket.com"

*[http://community.livejournal.com/indiefucks/27357084.html?thread=964853148#t964853148]

===[[Facebook]] (pending)===
Recently on facebook, a group of moralfags took it upon themselves to remove pedo bear from the internets forever, failing completely to heed to the saying "what goes online stays online".
In a discussion with one of the admins on that page, it has also beeen revealed that she is in fact a god fag, meaning that she is 9000 times more self righteous than we originally thought.
The group can be found here:<del>http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ban-Pedo-Bear-off-Face-Book-and-the-WEB/128095693884859</del> lol gone

===DEVIANTART===
[[Image:Pedowin.jpg|thumb|[[Chris Hansen]] approves]]
[[Image:Pedobear123.JPG|thumb|Too old.]]
[[Image:Circlepedobear.jpg|thumb|Proper advertisment.]]
TheShadowmistress, who is described by her friends as a [[lesbian|RAGING LESBIAN]], thought it would a good idea to directly attack the [[internet hate machine]] by claiming that anyone who gazed upon Pedobear was supporting [[cp|child porn]], [[rape]], and Child Molesting. Ironically, shortly after this [[DA|deviant-art]] site was found by anonymous, an entire month of posts [[delete fucking everything|went missing]], minus her post saying that those who rallied to defend our beloved fictional [[furry]] [[pedophile|child molester]] were uncivil and she was going to [[ignore]] us. [[B|/b/]] and [[anonymous]] has been seen preparing to defend Pedobear against these [[lie|accusations]].

==The Battle Begins==
Shadowmistress posted a comment stating that Pedobear supported child pornography and that his image should be banned from [[DA|Deviant-Art]]. Thus, memebers were enraged, and there was [[flame war|a massive battle of wits]] ultimatly ending in her hiding all comments she disliked, displeasing [[no u|Anonymous]].

On 15 November 2007, [[anonymous|shadowy figures]] [[raid|struck a mighty blow]], though not even their heroic sallies of "UR TEH GHEY" or "[[Your]] a pedo" were able to stop her [[faggotry]]. No, [[cunt|she]] would not be content until [[delete fucking everything|she reported every single post of Pedo-bear]].

The following day, 4chan struck again with slightly less force, but still enough to confuse deviantartlets wandering around the burnt-out wreckage of her Deviant gallery:

{{quote|what exactly happened here?| - chase24}}
{{quote|I think she got into a fight with someone about something... Something about some letter or whatever...|- ~SOnicHerO100}}

'Tis truly a dark dark day for Pedobear; we have won the battle. Prepare for war.
[[last_Thursday|Recently]] there has been a rumor that [[pedobear|Pedo-bear]] might actually be removed from [[DA|Deviant-art]]. ONOES! [[Some_argue|Some Argue]] that this is [[lie|a good thing]]. [[Anonymous|Most]] people disagree. However, there may be [[Unfunny|lulz]] if she is able to get Pedobear removed, since she is leaving [[Internets|The Internet]] permanently because her [[faggot|husband]] is returning from somewhere she is not [[Walmart|clear about]].
Sources say that [[B|Anonymous]] has decided Not to raid [[DA]], as if they are banning [[meme|Memes]] It [[lie|might result in less]] [[newfags]]. [[IRL|In reality]] it's because Anon is [[lazy]]. If [[pedobear|Pedo-bear]] isn't allowed on [[DA]], [[newfags]] will just post their art on the [[B|/b/]] and [[v/|/v/]] instead.

==Another random faggot==
Another [[stupid|intelligent,]] [[faggot|sexy,]] and [[basement dweller|independant]] who basically said the same thing to someone he banned from his [[gay|awesome]] chatroom was [http://ryuhikari.deviantart.com/ Morgan Miller], and was promptly hacked and permanently banned.

== An American Icon? ==

[[Pedobear]] is an exclusive 100% American creation. From what has been observed, he can be generally found in Florida and has little interest to move to any other part of the world (except for vacations to Denmark)

Currently, even toddlers are being exploited by money grubbing American parents to appear TV shows such as Toddlers and Tiaras. Apparently, children don't find such shows entertaining. Guess who does? Pedobear sets his DVR to record the show.
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It was Sinclair Lewis who said, "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." Similarly, Pedobear is usually Americanized to make him more politically correct. A pedobear with the stars and stripes in the background is more likely to be accepted than a pedobear without them.

=== [http://www.infowars.com/30-signs-that-america-has-become-a-horrible-place-for-children/ Pedobear Stats for USA (Or Why Pedobear is proud to be American)] ===
{{quote3|

[[Image:SupportAmerica.png|center|thumb|250px|Show your patriotism, faggot!]]

# There are more than 3 million reports of child abuse in the United States every single year.
# In the United States today, it is estimated that one out of every four girls is sexually abused before they become adults.
# The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services is now publicly advising parents that infants and young children are “sexual beings“.
# 67 percent of all sexual assault victims in America are children.
# The state of Illinois has actually been paying convicted sex offenders to babysit young children.
# 20 percent of all child sexual abuse victims are under the age of 8.
# According to researchers, convicted rapists in the United States report that two-thirds of their victims were under 18, and among those cases 58% said that their victims were 12 years old or younger.
# One out of every four teen girls in the United States now has an STD.
# Law enforcement officials estimate that about 600,000 Americans and about 65,000 Canadians are trading dirty child pictures online.
# In airports all over the country, many young children are being subjected to “enhanced pat-downs” during which their private parts are touched before they are allowed to get on to their airplanes.
# It is estimated that 500,000 babies that will be born this year will be sexually abused before they turn 18.

}}

{{cg|Pedobear And USA|Pedobear And USA|center|<gallery>
Image:Bearstamp.jpg|USPS Supports Pedobear]
Image:USAbear.png|You've got mail!
Image:TIME pedobear.jpg|TIME approves
Image:TAPS.jpg|Tactical Anti Pedobear Squad.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:No-child-left-behind.jpg|Even the Education Department is into it!
Image:451taken.jpg|Notice how American UFOs only abduct loli. They are not interested in abducting senile people.
Image:SupportAmerica.png|Show your patriotism, faggot!
</gallery>}}

==Old media recognition==
With the [http://anidb.net/perl-bin/animedb.pl?show=anime&aid=5029 new animu] striking TV's, we can at last see him starring in! It took a bit too long, but we made it! Pedobear sighting in Portland Or [http://www.kgw.com/video/thesquare-index.html?nvid=400605] as people are butthurt over Pedobear being used to advertise a costume sale.
{{cg|Old Media|OLDMEDIA|center|<gallery>Image:Pedobear anime.jpg|Pedobear as [[animu]]
Image:Kodomo_no_jikan_pbear.jpg|The joy of teh...
Image:Kodomo_no_jikan_pbear_shirt.jpg|Pedobear approves!
Image:Pedokuma.gif|Pedobear is fast.</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Pedobear_Spore.JPG|Pedobear in the award winning game ''Spore''
Image:Pat buchanan pedo bear.jpg|Pedobear in Pat Buchanan article
File:866481481094619025.gif|Pedobear is a skilled [[Hardcore Dancing|dancer]]. He is seen here attempting to lure loli with his wicked moves.
File:1328714409710.jpg|As this picture illustrates, there have been Pedobear sightings since the late Victorian era.</gallery>}}

==Hitting Vancouver==
In February 2008, a [[Polish]] newspaper reported[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7187027/Polish-newspaper-claims-Pedobear-is-2010-Vancouver-Olympic-mascot.html] that one of the mascots for the [[Canada|Vancouver Winter Olympics]] was, in fact, Pedobear. Historians believe that this is the greatest lolocaust since [[Holocaust|a certain champion of the lulz decided to have a barbeque with die juden]] and proves the universally recognized point that Polish people are fucking stupid and should've been wiped about by Hitler years ago. HEIL!
[[Image:PedoPolish.jpg|center|lol you stupid Poles]]

Obviously the Dutch couldn't stay far behind. Perhaps the most internets 1.0 Dutch TV station, [[nigra|AVRO]], printed in their in-house TV guide an article introducing the Vancouver mascots:

[[Image:93f0c859 Avrofail.jpg|center|thumb|300px]]

==Chillin with the [[Pope|Holy-See]] in Malta==
<center>[[File:Pandaprint.jpg]] [[File:Pedopope.png|The Pope IRL|thumb]]</center>
Pedobear is frequently mistaken for [[Pandas]] by [[Gook|southeast asians]]. Unfortunately, this was clearly a job for [[Shotacat]], not Pedobear. Stencil [[fail]].

==To Jail He Goes==
The illustrious Pedobear was just put into a juvenile delinquent correctional facility for pedophilia. Pedobear now inhabits this facility as a stuffed animal toy for kids who have no care for the world. While his "friends" may leave juvies when they are 18, he will be staying there for the remainder of the interwebz.

==Crass Commercialism==
[[Image:Pedobear engrish.PNG|280px|thumb|The full story of pedobear, found on a T-shirt in a japanese store.]]

===Plush Doll===
Pedobear has the distinction of being one of the first Internet [[meme|memes]] to ascend to the level of a plush doll available for online purchase. [[SRSLY]]. Purchases presumably boost ad-revenue for [[ED]]. The [[truth]] of what's to come, however, is [[o rly|pretty obvious]].

The dolls will be purchased mostly by [[pedophiles|pedophiles]] to lure little kids into their van.

For those keeping score:
:'''WINNERS'''
*[[ED]] - Ad revenue from sales
*[[Whore|PedoBearPlush.com]] - direct revenue from sale of dolls
*[[Pedophile|Pedophiles]] - will help molest [[moar]] children
*[[Chris Hansen]] - increased child sex crimes is good for [[srs|business]]
*[[You]] - Resultant fallout will provide steady stream of [[Lulz]] which you'll hear about from [[ED]].
*[[???]]
*[[PROFIT]]: ''That's right. Another way to accrue [[profit|pr0fit]] has been discovered and its based on little kids being molested.''
:'''LOSERS'''
*Little kids - [[raped|Gonna Be Raped]]
*Your soul - deriving entertainment tertiarily from child sex abuse is no way to [[win]] points with [[raptor jesus|the boss]], unless you pray to [[Satan]]. In which case Kudos!

===Nintendo DS Video Game===

 

[[File:Pedobear_Gaming_Experience.compat.gif|frame|center|[[:File:Pedobear_Gaming_Experience.compat.gif|Click here]] for full version]]
 
 
'''''Gameplay video'''''

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===Movie Trailer===
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===Robot===
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===[https://files.catbox.moe/xibcqt.mp4 Oh yeah...]===
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==A few of his favorite things…==
See [[Pedobear/favorites]]

===Pedobear Hot Spots===
The world's most snuggly bear can be spotted out in a wide variety of kiddie-friendly locations. Here is a list of such places to look (or better yet, look OUT) for:

*Elementary/Primary schools...
*Playgrounds...
*[[Animal abuse|Petting zoos]]...
*Daycare facilities...
*In malls during the [[Christmas]] and [[Easter]] holidays when kiddies get their picture taken with Santa or the Easter Bunny...
*Carnivals and fairgrounds...
*Any movie theater with a rated-G flick playing...
*TOYS 'R US...
*[[Legos|LEGOLAND]]...
*Ice-cream shops...
*Children's center at libraries...
*[[France]]...
*Child fitting-rooms at Wal-Mart...
*Hospital nurseries...
*Any busy town or city on [[Halloween]] night...
*McDonald's Play Place...
*<strike>Middle school dances</strike> '''TOO OLD'''
*[[Disney]] World...
*Disney Land...
*Chuck E. Cheese's...
*[[Justin Bieber]] concerts...
*[[Twilight]] conventions
*[[Harry Potter]] conventions...

==Videos==
<center>{{fv|T-pain|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>dh6wtATgJRs</youtube><center>'''Pedobear doing what he does best'''</center> |
<youtube>H1g_p2l5S-Y</youtube><center>'''Pedobear reviewing a videogame'''</center> |
<youtube>h-rTrtlDPBM</youtube><center>'''Pedobear tunes'''</center> |
<youtube>4W5tpbTJ7V8</youtube><center>'''Pedobear in "Doubt"'''</center> |
<youtube>s4dm5gDJXR4</youtube><center>'''Pedobear in [[Germany]]'''</center> }}</center>

==Pedobear on Faux==

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==ASCII==
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'''Ownership, claimed by [http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AqYi2Nz__7O.ftXBY7RJG4B_7hR.;_ylv=3?show=57783bc7562f75442f87132e1f2f9146aa a real life pedophile]
'''

==Unfair Prejudices==
On 11/15/2010 Photobucket stated that any pictures that feature bears, such as our beloved [[pedobear|pedobear]], will be removed from their [[Moralfaggotry|image hosting site]]. This obvious prejudice against animals and ultimately [[Pedobear|pedobear]] will not go unpunished.

==Gallery==
{{cg|PedoBear Approves!|pedobeargallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Pedobear1.jpg|I c what u did thar
Image:PedobearUpskirt.gif|[[Upskirt]]
Image:Pedobear bathtime.gif|bath time
Image:Pedobear2.gif|DO A BARREL ROLL!
Image:PedobearInBed.gif|Pedobear strikes again!
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Pedobear anime girl.jpg
Image:Pedobear Slenderman.PNG
Image:Pedobear Vacation.jpg|Pedobear enjoying a cruise
Image:RESIDENT PEDO-X.jpg|Capcom's been hard at work.
Image:Camo_Bear_Redux.jpg|"If you go down to the woods today..."
Image:Pedochat.jpg|An underage child went missing,screencaps leaked from top seekrit FBI records
Image:Foreveryoung.gif|Calm down, PedoB. It's just a song!
Image:PedoBieber.png|[[Justin Bieber|Justin PedoBieber]]
Image:Pedowest.jpg|[[Kanye West|Kanyebear]]
Image:OMG_pedobear.jpg|OH LAWWWD!
Image:Pedokip.png|Many lolis sure liek [[Mudkip|Pedokipz]]
Image:Pedobear_In_Hawaii.jpg|Not even Hawaiian lolis are safe
Image:Over Nine Years Oooold!.png
Image:Pedobear_color.jpg|Now available at TOYS 'R US...
Image:Pedorage.jpg|Pedobear angry that he can't get any.
Image:Pedobear_blkgrl.jpg|Pedobear isn't prejudice by any means; he loves the black lolis, too!
Image:Tumblr lj5tzb4p091qgojb7o1 400.jpg
Image:Gander At Your Ward... Gander At Her....png|Gander at your ward... Gander at her...
Image:PedobearGotcha!LOL.gif|There's no use hiding.
Image:Young daughter chart.jpg|Pedobear's reference chart
Image:Pedobear_mcd.jpg|Shit, he's everywhere!
Image:Pedoville.jpg|Pedobear on FarmVille
Image:Pedowins.jpg|An archived piece of winrar
Image:Pedobear_dammit.jpg|"Dammit..."
Image:Pedomon.gif
File:Pedo File.jpeg
Image:PedobearWatch.gif
Image:Pedocake002.jpg|He heard correctly
Image:Pedobear_olympics2.jpg|2010 Vancouver [[Olympics]]
Image:Elisha_bear.jpg|God loves bald men and Pedobears.
Image:Pedobearfapplz.gif
Image:Is Dat Sum Loli.jpg|Pedobear is always on the lookout for fresh meat.
Image:Lotsobear.png|Introducing Lotso Bear, Pedobear's great-grandfather; he's an actor and molested Pedobear when he was little.
Image:Pedobear_goes_to_War.jpg|Pedobear fights the good fight.
Image:Carrie-star-trek.jpg|Pedobear scoring at a trekkie convention
Image:Pedobearlove2.jpg|Girls love Pedobear
Image:Sandwichpedobear.jpg|The Bear pops in at a certain Dallas/Fort Worth area sandwich shop from time to time.
Image:Pedovac.jpg|Who else but Pedobear???
Image:Pedobear_squinting.jpg|Do you see what I see?
Image:Pedodemotivator.jpg
Image:4chanandpedobears.jpg|Pedobear and friends
Image:Pedobear 17.jpg
Image:PedobearDateline.jpg|Pedobear gets his own TV show
Image:Pedobear-watch.jpg|Can do!
<!>Image:Pedobearbusted.JPG|[[brb, jail]]<!>
Image:Pedobearhunt.jpg|The hunt is on.
Image:Pedobear 1.jpg
Image:banjo_pedo.jpg|[[Banjo-Kazooie|GU-HUH!]]
Image:Pedobear 9.gif|Narrowly avoiding a sting operation.
Image:Pedobear 22.jpg
Image:Pedobear 28.jpg
Image:Pedobear 13.png
Image:[[File:pedo time.jpg]]
Image:Pedobear 34.jpg|[[rape|You have seven days]]
Image:Pedobear 35.gif|Pedobear the Game - pre-order now at your local Game Stop!
Image:Pedobear-msn.gif|Pedobear's MSN avatar.
Image:Pedoroman.jpg
Image:Pedobear-napalm.jpg|Pedobear loves [[Communist]] children.
Image:Pedo4way.gif|So many lolis, so little time.
Image:PEDOBEAR by Vonki.jpg|Warning Signs to be wary of
Image:Sadpedobear.jpg|[[Zombie]] lolis make Pedobear SAD.
Image:Pedobear and friends.png|The gang's all here.
Image:Cospbear-pool3.jpg
Image:Pedobear_take_child.jpeg
Image:Pedobearvspaul.gif|No [[Paul Franke]] they are mine!
Image:Pedocomic.jpg
Image:Bitches Dont Know Bout My Loli.jpg|[[Bitches don't know]] bout Pedobear"s loli!
Image:Pedobearbusted.jpg|Pedobear getting pwned by [[Chris Hansen]].
Image:Carreira.jpg|Clean your mouth before someone sees it!
Image:paintbear.jpg|all done on paint, took fucking hours but the result shows [[shit|what you can achieve with hard work]].
Image:Band8-1.jpg|[[goth]] children love pedobear, too!
Image:Pedofox.jpg|PB can supposedly see (nekkid) loli's from space with naked eye.]]
Image:Pedochair.jpg|Pedo[[LOLCHAIR|Chair]]
Image:Guita-pedo.png
Image:bearof1.jpg[[Shit Bricks|You'll Shit Brix]].
Image:Pedoaddiapproved.jpg|Sorry, no [[Swirlface|swirlface!!1]]
Image:Pedobear_jealousy.jpg|Phroggy is jealous of pedobear.
Image:Punkprincess Pedobear approved.JPG|Okay, THIS BEAR can talk
Image:DOING IT WRONG.jpg|Pedobear is subliminal.
Image:Pedobearabortion.jpg|Sometimes he gets impatient
Image:Fatpedobear.jpg|By [[fatferaligatr]]
Image:Pedoobjection.jpg|Hit that before puberty does!
Image:Poor kids and pedobear.jpg
Image:Pedobearia.gif|loli??
Image:Pedobear 2.jpg|Occasionally [[Poland|falls for the trap]].
Image:Pedobear 4.jpg
Image:Pedobear 5.jpg|Just like [[Metroid|Samus]]!
Image:Pedobear 6.jpg
Image:Pedobear 7.jpg
Image:Pedobear 8.jpg|I didn't know she was 3.
Image:Pedobear 10.jpg
Image:Pedobear 11.gif
Image:Pedobear 12.jpg|Always by the book.
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Image:Pedobear 16.jpg
Image:Pedobear 18.jpg
Image:Pedobear 19.jpg
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Image:Pedobear 27.jpg
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Image:Pedobear 30.jpg
Image:Pedobear 31.jpg|[[Gyo Edit]]
Image:Pedobear 32.jpg|bros before hoes
Image:Pedobear 33.jpg
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Image:Pedobear 39.jpg|PB SSJ Lvl2!
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Image:Pedobear Japanese Schoolgirls.jpg
Image:Pedobear_vader.jpg|"I find your lack of loli disturbing."
Image:632669.jpg|Pedobear [[cosplay]]
Image:Flash Pedobear 1.jpg
Image:PedobearDonna1.jpg
Image:Pedobear_cheer.jpg
Image:PicturePedo.JPG|lol wut
Image:pedoirl.jpg|Pedobear IRL
Image:Rh pedobear.jpg|Run, [[Rosa Helikopter|Loli]], run!
Image:Pedo_Bear.jpg|Pedo Bears later years
Image:Abpedo.gif|She's too old for you, Pedobear
Image:Bliss bear.jpg|Even Windows users are not safe.
Image:Pbearnext.jpg|Next?
Image:madelinepedobear.jpg|I Loev hur
Image:Pedobear42.jpg|Pedobear stalking his next loli. Poor loli.
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Image:HangingBear.jpg
Image:DeliciousLoli.png|Approved!
Image:LOVINIT.png
Image:Pedobear_comeclean.png
Image:pedobear3.gif
Image:Pedobearhalo.jpg
Image:Pedobearentry.JPG|Pedobear dynamix entris x2 lol
Image:Alicelol1.jpg|Pedobear can frequently be found hiding in the shadows at childrens' portrait studios.
Image:ShotacatAndPedobear.jpg|...when in [[trap|doubt]]
Image:Pedopoke.gif|Oh you...
Image:SadPedobear.png|No loli ?
Image:Pedobearsneaksin.jpg|Pedobear is [[stalker|sneaky as fuck]].
Image:Pedobeartransportslolis.jpg
Image:Twopedobears.jpg|TWO! TWO MOLESTING PEDOBEARS! AH AH AH! *thunderclap*
Image:Pokebear.jpg|Kids like [[pokemon|Pokémanz]], right?
Image:Nessa_pedobear.jpg|Pedobear in his natural habitat: Chasing jailbait.
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Image:Pedobear_ancestor.png|One of Pedobear's ancestors sporting some [[loli|vintage loli]]
Image:Mr_Peado.jpg
Image:Pedobear_Cosplay.png|Pedobear doesn't mind weeaboo lolis either, and will cosplay if need be.
Image:Tibia Scary Screen.jpg|Pedobear plays [[Tibia]] where he finds little children.
Image:pedosightinggirl.jpg|Oh sweet, a pedobear.
Image:Pedoscape.png|He appears very subtly in various places.
Image:Pedobear_Stargate.jpg|He will traverse the universe to get lolis.
Image:Pedogloomybear2.jpg|Gloomy PedoBear
Image:Jb204.jpg|real pedobear
Image:PEDOBEAR_FOR_SALE.jpg|Pedobear toys!
Image:Pedobear2.jpg|THESE AREN'T LOLI, THEY'RE TOO OLD! SAVE ME!
Image:pedochu.jpg|LOLI [[FTW]]!
Image:pedoload.jpg
Image:little sister pedobear.jpg|Pedobear stalking a [[Bioshock|Little Sister]]
Image:Pedobearinpairs.jpg|Pedobear orgies are common.
Image:Pedo_kid.jpg|Another day, another victim
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Image:Pedobearsbig.jpg
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Image:Chris in disguise.png|[[It's_a_trap|IT'S A TRAP!]]
Image:Ursus.jpg|On [[Wikipedia]], any cryptic Pedobear reference gets you an instant [[banhammer|block]].
Image:Pedobearinneedofchildren.jpg
Image:Childbear.PNG|In India, "Child Bear" is a deity unto which you must sacrifice your lolis.
Image:Pedobear3.jpg|The children have a new friend to play with
Image:Pedobear4.jpg|Never trust a certain "Dr P Bear" with your kids
Image:Sharpedo.png|MOAR PIKACHU PLZ OM NOM NOM NOM
Image:Pedobearfounddead.jpg|Goodnight sweet prince. NEVAR FORGET!
Image:LoliWut.JPG|Loliwut?
Image:Pedobear_on_italian_ad.gif
Image:Pedobear-tshirt.jpg
Image:Wheniwasraped.JPG
Image:pedobearslainbycloud.jpg
Image:Pedobeardisguise.jpg
Image:Signed pedobear.jpg|Chris Hansen signed this [[Camwhore|portrait]] of [[Pedobear]]
Image:Signed pedobear zoom.jpg|The signed portrait, in a shitty black frame (surfaced 07.17.2008)
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Image:Pedoshock.jpg
Image:Pedobearvnegra.jpg|black person
Image:betterbuddies.jpg|[[Pedobear]]'s has a much more successful cousin
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Image:Pedofist.jpg|[[EQ2Flames|Dragonfist and daughter]].
Image:CP_railways_best_customer.jpg|Pedobear only rides [[CP]] Railways when he travels
Image:PedobImage065.JPG|The only destination for Pedobear
Image:Pedobear_secret.jpg|The truth behind pedobear
Image:Pedoohbear2.jpg|He isn't looking for honey...
Image:PedoBoo.JPG|PedoBoo from Super Mario Bros. 3
Image:Pedobeardisapprovesdelaney.png|Pedobear hates seeing things like this, ugh.
Image:PedobearGaia.png|Pedobear once played Gaia
Image:Rappelpedo.jpg|Always prepared.
Image:Pedo out.jpg|[[kthxbye]]. [[brb, loli]]!
Image:PB Two Headed Thread.png|PB doesn't discriminate
Image:SupB.jpg|Even elevators aren't safe
Image:Pedocake.JPG|Watch out kids!
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Image:Pedobear_tactical_child_grabC.jpg|Pedobear executes a tactical child grab.
Image:Pedobedroom.jpg|Pedobear loves naked children running around.
Image:HermanLiDragonforceStoreVegaCopenhagen.JPG|Even Herman Li supports Pedobear.
Image:IRLpedobear.jpg|Pedobear [[IRL]].
Image:She%27s_14PB.jpg|[[Mormon]] pedobear
Image:Pedobearhalloween.jpg| Hmm...
Image:Pedomask.jpg|Pedobear cultist chases after his prey.
Image:Pedomilkmandan.png|I hate you, Milkman Pedobear.
Image:Pedobear Incest Poster.jpg|Hesitation: Pedobear has none.
Image:Pedopuddsy.jpg|Pedobear's African loving cousin?
Image:Pedobear mourning.png|Pedobear mourns for the death of a kindred soul.
Image:Pedobear I am disappoint.jpg|[[I am disappoint|Pedobear is disappoint]]
Image: PedobearMadisonPettis.jpg|Pedobear Love this Disney Girl "Madison Pettis"
Image:Pfpedo.jpg|He has political influence
Image:Pedocat.jpg|[[Shotacat|Pedo cat]]
Image:Lolis epic2 anonib.jpg|Pedobear Fanclub
Image:Pedobearnfriends.jpg‎|Pedobear & friends
Image:Pedo-bear1.jpg|Pedobear at Comic-Con 2009
Image:Ipodvideocamera.png|Apple Special Event September 2009
Image:Arabella_bear_in_disguise.png|Pedobear in children's literature
Image:Pe-tanbear.png|He'll hit her FTW!
Image:Loli train.gif|ALL ABOARD!!
File:Allahu Akbar Pedobear.jpg|[[Allahu Akbar]]
Image:I-lol'd.jpg|I lol'd
Image:PedobearLoveStephanieTanner.JPG|This Pedobear Love The Little Sweet Stephanie Tanner!
Image:PedobearAndMadisonPettis.JPG|Sick Pedobear Meet his Favorite Child Actress in the Park!
Image:pbplug.png|Sometimes when he's really enjoying himself, Pedobear freezes up.
Image:pokerbear.jpg|[[Poker Face|Pokerface]] pedobear, as [[Josef Fritzl|double agent]] on a mission for Dateline NBC; Uses [[Bear|pseudobear]] as a [[You|scapegoat]]
Image:Pedobear busted.jpg|Busted!
Image:Pedobear-irl-school-560x372.jpg|Pedobear finally gets his dick wet
Image:Pedobear_On_BBC_Click_program.png|Pedobear On The BBC, Mar 2010
Image:PaedoBook.jpg|Just for the children[http://freshgadgetnews.com/computers/mobile-pcs/rilakkuma-sx-series-netbook/].
Image:EmilyGraceReavesPedobear.JPG|This Pedobear dick feel wet and want her so bad!
Image:Look_for_the_bear.jpg|Look for the bear
Image:runningpope.jpg|A challenger appears
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Image:Hitgirlpedobear.jpg|And he was so worried about Chris Hansen...
Image:Pedobear-stephanie.gif|[[Stephanie]] loves pedobear
Image:Pedobear_stephanie_sex.gif|..in every position
Image:Pedobear_in_Disneyland.jpg|[[Epic win|Pedobear in Disneyland]]
Image:ColonelPedobearFINAL.png|Canada is officially the first country to have Pedobear in a [[Colonel Russell Williams|Colonel]] format.
Image:Pedobear_honors.jpg|Welcome to the club, young lady
Image:Camo_Bear.png| He can't wait to get in(uit)
Image:pedolion.png| Pedd State Mascot
Image:American.Chopper - S06E08 - Howe Caverns.avi.jpg|pedobear luring kids on Discovery Channel
Image:Pedobear_Kindercatch.jpg|Kindercatch is one of Pedobear's pseudonyms
Image:Pedobear_Demotivator.jpg|He sometimes viciously [[vore|devours his victims]]
Image:Geppedobear.jpg|[[double nigger|Double team]]
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Image:Pedobear's origin.jpg|Pedobear's origin
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Image:Girl Scout Pedobear.jpg
Image:Pedobear_-_Sheriffs_Warning.jpg|Pedobear is SRS BUSINESS!
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==Pedobear On The Lam==
[[File:PedoSLO1.jpg|thumb|left|"A Seemingly Innocent Menace" indeed]]
[[File:PedoSLO2.jpg|thumb|190px|GET A DOG]]

The San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Department has put out an All Points Bulletin on Pedobear, claiming that he is now the adopted mascot of pedophiles everywhere.
{{quote|Although there have been no reported sightings of the image on the Central Coast, individuals dressed in the bear costume and car decals have been seen in Southern California.|MSNBC}}
The Sheriff's Department has advised citizens spotting Pedobear to immediately contact the Sexual Assault Felony Enforcement division at 805-781-4550.
*http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39088022
*{{archive|qnM2|Gawker}}

==Pedobear on next gen consoles==
[[File:NaughtyBearXbox360.jpg|thumb|left|He is back for moar lolies]]
Pedobear flips out after not being invited to a birthday party and starts murderous rampage as a "naughty bear".
{{quote|Your score multiplier, raised by uninterrupted naughtiness, is key for getting the gold trophies.|Gamespot}}
{{quote|Naughty Bear, a morally questionable game from Developer Artificial Mind.|Gamingunion.net}}

It has been higly advised by the reviewers, not to play this game.

==Pedobear opens a PC repair store==
[[File:Cp distributor.jpg|thumb|right|CP Distributor]]
In order to facilitate distribution of [[CP]] across the world, Pedobear also opened his own computer repair store in Florida, conveniently named "CP Distributor". It works much like any other repair firm, but additionally installs two encrypted hard drives packed with CP in your PC and [[Firefox]] with bookmarks to most popular CP websites. An ad published in ''America’s Favorite Coupon Book'' highlighted all these benefits.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/creepy-pedobear-stars-sex-offenders-ad-984357

==Pedobear goes global and other fun facts==
[[File:PaitaSP 410 uu.jpg|thumb|left|A Finnish designed shirt which caused massive butthurt]]
[[File:Pedometer.jpg|thumb|right|Pedometer]]
[[File:2809590640 e6ec1eb61f.jpg|thumb|left|New ways to hunt lolis]]
[[File:Jimllbear.png|thumb|left|[[Jimmy Savile|There's a new sheriff in town]]]]

In a small northern sithole called "Finland", a finnish designer and clothing store owner Kari Seppälä held an contest for a new children design and somehow pedobear themed shirt claimed the first place in the contest. This ofcourse caused massive drama and butthurt among moms across the country, thus Seppälä were forced to withdraw their new hit product before it even saw the light of day.

This is very sad, since it would have ensured much lulz to see lolies wearing pedobear t-shirts at school..

==Disney and China==
[[File:Doc.jpg|thumb]]
Xi Jinping who is secretly [[Winnie the Pooh]] created the [[coronavirus]] so [[loli]] doctors would take his temperature.

==See Also==
[[File:49019_468x_riken-riba-bear-2.jpg|thumb|[http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/08/28/riba-robot-pedobear/ Pervy Jap scientists have invented a Pedobear robot]]]
[[File:pedobear irl.jpg|thumb|Pedobear IRL]]
*[[Andrew Erickson]]
*[[Bill Schmalfeldt]]
*[[Carlos Deangelo Bell]]
*[[Colonel Russell Williams]]
*[[Chris Hansen]]
*[[Domo-kun]] (enemy)
*[[Gaia Online]]
*[[Interpol Hunt SwirL-Face]]
*[[Irish282]]
*[[Joe Biden]]
*[[John Mark Karr]]
*[[Kidnapping]]
*[[Madeleine McCann]]
*[[Mark Foley]]
*[[One Piece]] - SAUCE!
*[[Pandas]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Pedopals]]
*[[Peter Sotos]]
*[[Plush Pedobear]]
*[[Pope]]
*[[MeganLeeHeart|Ricky Lee Barmore]] - White trash pedophile father of white trash reply whore MeganSpeaks.
*[[Shotacat]]
[[File:Thetruthaboutbuckley.jpg|thumb|left|[[Tim Buckley]] of [[CTRL ALT Delete]]]]
*[[Too old; DO NOT WANT!]]
*[[Uncle Anon]]
*[[Valis77]]
*[[Young Tubers United]]

==External Links==
*[http://freeonlinearcade.org/shooting/600/zombears.html Zombears - Shoot the popular pedobear]
*<s>[http://www.pedobaer.com Pedobaer.com]</s> Closed due to law
*[http://pedobearpics.com PedoBearPics]: Now, no forum (or child) is safe
*[http://chan4chan.gagspace.com/tags/Pedobear Chan4Chan GagSpace]: Large pedobear collection from the realtime mirror, regular update
*[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/pedobear FINALLY! A PEDOBEAR YAHOO CLUB!]
*[http://z0r.de/?id=512 z0r.de]: Pedo Pedo Pedo Pedo Pedo Pedo Loli Loli
*[http://pedobear.sheezyart.com SheezyArt]
*[http://kingof-kings.livejournal.com Kingof-Kings Livejournal]: Pedo-pedo-pedo-pedo!

===Merchandise===
*[http://www.pedobearplush.com PedobearPlush]: Proceeds go towards ED and Lulz
*[http://catchkuma.com CatchKuma]: distributor of CuddleBear merchandise
*[http://forums.bigfishgames.com/posts/list/136006.page BigFishGames]
*[http://www.theweek.co.uk/technology/3911/pedobear-iphone-app-vanishes-apple-store i-Pedo]
*[[Wikipedia:File:Pedobearad.jpg|Wikipedia's computer parts distribution advertisement]]

===News===
*[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/13/man-blames-cat-for-child-_n_258752.html Huffington Post: This man tried to turn his cat into a pedocat]
*[http://www.theoutdoorlodge.com/features/articles/hunting/pedros_bear.html Outdoor Lodge: Pedro's bear]
*[http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/blog/2009/dec/07/toy-mouse-jingle-bells-paedophile Guardian UK: Pedomouse]
*[http://www.uniprot.org/taxonomy/84567 UniProt: Pedobacteria]
*[http://pressherald.mainetoday.com/story.php?id=183194&ac=PHnws Maine Today's Press Herald: If he knows what's good for him, he'll stay out of Maine.]
*[http://www.11alive.com/news/article_news.aspx?storyid=98203 11 Alive: IRL Pedobear tries to molest girlscout]
*[http://www.inquisitr.com/14258/al-qaeda-hiding-behind-pedobear-for-british-terror-attacks Inquisitr: Al-Qaeda hiding behind Pedobear for British terror attacks!]
*<s>[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39088022 This just in! Pedophiles are adopting 'Pedo Bear' as their mascot! Call the sheriff if you see Pedo Bear!]</s> At least MSN realized how bullshit that article was.
*[http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=12034197 Pedobear has recently become a father.]
*[http://www.theweek.co.uk/technology/11531/pedobear-panic-spreads-south-tulsa-oklahoma TheWeek.co.UK: Pedobear Panic]: police lie about man in the PB fursuit assaulting children, turns out he was just giving out candy and not a sex offender

===Tubes===
*<s>[http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=987cfd028da72db0f7f2 Pedobear makes his presence on GodTube.]</s> BALEETED
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-rTrtlDPBM Pedobear explained]
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgpvYYdmBg What is Love?-The Pedobear Edition]</s> CLOSED DUE TO JEWS
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/usthegirlsrock mmmmmm pedobear's favorite]</s> BANANA'D

==Also==
* {{UkrED|Педобір|UkrDramatica's article on this}}

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