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Non-binaries' (Abbrv: NB or Enby), a.k.a. genderqueers, demigenders, nongenders, genderflux, two spirits, tumtums, genderfreaks or genderblobs are basically the agnostics of gender identity as they can’t decide what the fuck they are despite the most damning evidence lying just under their fat folds. They identify as some sort of elusive and unknowable “third gender” and their main goal is to eradicate the gender binary (i.e. male and female) by forcing the world to recognize that they belong to neither gender identity and forcing everybody to address them by their personal pronouns “they/them” as opposed to the masculine pronouns he/him or feminine pronouns she/her even though “they” and “them” are plural, thus the proper pronoun for them is “it”, relegating them to a thing. I would say an animal but otherkins already have their neopronouns and xenogenders for that and it’s it’s own thing.
OTI, non-binaries always put their pronouns in their bio and won't shut the fuck up about it and are commonly in possession of pride flags that you've never even seen in your life. Their internet imperialism has become so successful that pretty much every big website has caved into it and added an “other” option for gender selection for account creation; a trend that has slowly been creeping into the real world too on your job applications and where else.
Non-binaries commonly try to coincide with intersex people for validity; people who actually aren’t male or female biologically and not just in their feelings. “Intersex” still isn’t a true gender though, just an extremely rare genetic disorder affecting less than 0.1% of the population of whom most of which identify as the gender they more closely resemble anyways. Despite this, non-binaries still somehow tend to look fuglier than these literal genetic defects. Believe it or not though, there are actually people who would date one of these blobby, genderless synths; and where not talking about your desperate ass. People who openly boast about how they would do the dirty with somebody regardless of their made-up gender identity are known as Pansexuals; which contrary to popular belief, is not somebody who is sexually attracted to frying pans but a sort of bisexual who doesn’t know what kind of world of internet disease he’s getting into.
Transexuals on the other hand, who identify as the opposite gender - and as delusional and disgusting as they are, are not even this stupid as they at least identify as a gender that exists; although many transexuals identify as non-binary before discovering their “true self” or revert back to non-binary as the creeping reality of getting the dick-chop looms on them.
In b4 “gender and sex are different things”
Yes, yes, we know, but at some point it
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