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343 Industries

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A Typical 343 Industries Employee

343 Industries is a gay video game developing company located in Redmond, Washington. They are infamously known for ruining one of the greatest video game franchises of all time, Halo, which the original trilogy and Reach were great, they had made Halo 4 and 5 which both sucked, which completely destroyed a great series created by one of the greatest video game developers of all time, Bungie.

History

343 was founded in 2007 by a child molestor who had plans to ruin Halo. He got what he wanted.

List of Trash Games

  • Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary: A Homophobic version of a good game. Multiplayer is too much like Halo Reach.
  • Halo 4: Would've been good, but Campaign was faggotry, and Forge was gay with too much Reach.
  • Halo: Spartan Assault: Retarded mobile game of faggotry.
  • Halo: The Master Chief Collection: WHERE IS HALO REACH!?! WHY DOES MULTIPLAYER SUCK ASS!?!
  • Halo: Spartan Strike: Retarded mobile game of faggotry. Not real halo.
  • Halo 5: Worst Halo Game ever made. Overrated.
  • Halo Wars 2: Not real halo. Worse than Halo Wars 1.

Controversy

They were controversial for ruining Halo. Didn't we already mention that because they are satanic and the most evil company to ever exist (except for PETA)?

Trivia

  • They Ruined Halo
  • They Ruined Halo
  • They Made Halo Suck
  • They aren't Bungie
  • They Suck
  • They Ruined Halo
  • Did we mention that they ruined Halo?
  • They Are Retarded?

See Also

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