Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 28, 2023

Super Straight

In February of 2021, a 16 year-old TikTok user thought it be delightfully-devilish if he were to make a new sexuality to mock his peers. Explaining he only wanted to date cis-women, he was proud to come out as "Super Straight", a sexuality for those only interested in the cis-members of the opposite sex. This seemingly innocuous joke went viral as an army of mentally-ill monsters started threatening the kids mother, reporting the video until it was deleted. It was too late as people were already re-uploading the video and creating ironic accounts to represent the many proud members of the "SS". Once 4chan caught wind of the joke, they only helped the effort and made sure the Super Straight movement had all the support it needed to fight off the awful bigots trying to prevent true love.

While the meme is almost completely dead now, its legacy is both important and hilarious, as the roles were reversed and the supposedly accepting LGBT movement acted identical to the intolerant bigots they claimed so opposed to. Meanwhile dumb rednecks, boomers, and neets from /b/ used every phrase and talking point of their enemies as they made a mockery of those who thought the Super Straight movement was not only real, but a threat to their lives.

(( The "SS" on my jacket stands for "Super Straight" ))

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