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Isabella Loretta Janke
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Texas Tech University has been notified, expulsion is imminent |
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This person is a sick fuck!
They should never be trusted by anyone! |
Possible side-effects will include at least one of these: |
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ATTENTION! You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.
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Isabella Loretta Janke = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.
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Isabella Loretta Janke (Also well known as "Bella", "Bella Janke" and "Kelly Osborn") is a degenerate butterface /b/tard who enjoys harassing lol-cows... while herself being a lolcow of epic proportions. Being a genius L33T h4x0r, Isabella named her trollsona "Bella" and managed to get herself doxxed almost immediately by basement-dwellers from Kiwi Farms. Sweet, crusty Isabella has achieved her goal of becoming internet-famous not by becoming THE GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME but as a disgusting, ugly bitch who receives nothing but ridicule from everyone.
Crusty Cunt was born to a former Navy SEAL named Mike Janke who owns a tech company but somehow failed to teach his retard daughter OPSEC. Meanwhile, her step-mother Mary Beth is a psychologist who twiddles her thumbs while an autistic psychopath runs around her college campus bringing embarrassment to everyone to associates with her. ILJ once was a member of the Sneed house on campus at Texas Tech University but was too cringe for incel Super Smash Brothers fanboys
She also is a /pol/tard, which is ironic, because she's half latina herself through her mother, and her best friend simp Louis is a shore nigger. Another member of the "chess club" discord is also a literal nigra (shiiiiiiet). The new face of white supremacy everyone.
DOX:
Isabella Loretta Janke
2408 MAC DAVIS LN, Lubbock, TX, 79401
(610)-329-6477
People are claiming this address is outdated but that has not been proven. Janke is desperately using alts and sock puppets to manipulate the narritive and hide her dox info from being discovered. Shes most likely fucking with this article too.
Sex perversion and pedophilia
Isabella has called herself a lolicon online multiple times, her former reddit account was even banned for it. She also can't get hard unless she thinks about men stroking cats.
Her complete list of degeneracies run very deep, she also has an animal fart fetish, shit fetish, guro and gore fetish and comments creepily on pictures of children in swimsuits, and god knows what else that hasn't been uncovered. More proof that Bella Janke needs to be put down for the better good of everyone.
Animal abuse
Bella adopted a Cat just to torture it and force it to drink toilet water. She also overfed him so she could post the pictures on r/chonkers, and fed him foods that made the cat fart a lot because she had a fart fetish. According to the Discord server leaks, she has killed eight hamsters. At least one has been proven to be boiled alive. Redditors, everyone.
Bella once "rescued" a dog named Max only to give him pneumonia, paw infection, and "more than eight diseases" from her filthier than 14BC apartment. Max was the dog that helped us track this bitch and the rest of her animal abuser crew. Rest in power good boy
The "chess club" discord server
There has been two confirmed chess-club discord servers, however, these discord channels have nothing to do with the actual chess club of Texas Tech University, but rather a cult-like hellhole of animal torture, blackmail, and manipulation by Bella and her simps.
The first chess club was banned after they spammed gore inside it and self-reported it. In the second chess club discord server, they have engaged in:
- recording others without their permission as blackmail
- driving a FTM student to suicide
- animal torture
- posting gore of non-white people
You can read the leaked archives of the chess club discord server here
The second one actually drew the attention of the on-campus police, however, our Indonesian simp Louis took all of the blame for her booger-in-vagina queen and got expelled. Bella has not received any repercussion for her actions yet.
Contact with Chris Chan
Back in 2020, Bella made contact with Preator and Chris Chan. She has admitted to stealing money from Chris. Her strategy was to manipulate another autist named Fiona, who was unironically interested in becoming the boyfriend-free girl for Chris Chan. She wanted her and Chris to go to Pony-Con together and have sex so she could later blackmail them.
Her final goal was to get Chris to kill himself for her own psychopathic enjoyment. Also, she allegedly was the one who told Chris to fuck his mom.
This is extremely ironic, as she is even worse than Chris Chan. She also suffers from DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS, can't stop sharing embarrassing info about herself online and lives in a filth worse than the 14BC hoard (For what we know, Chandler dogs didn't die due to paw infection and 9 concurrent diseases). At least Chris doesn't boil hamsters alive for fun or conspire to make others kill themselves, which makes Chris saner and better than booger-in-cunt Bella.
Online attentionwhoring
Naturally being a girl on the internet and also having some sort of Cluster B personality disorder and zero internet literacy, she couldn't help herself but attention-whore using her herpes-riddled face online.
Reddit Cringe
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Why would you upload that? -
Miss trolling lolcow -
Oh the ego...
Reddit Roastme
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Hi Silly guys, I'm a girl and I browse 4chon, can you top that? -
Full resolution pic -
![Someone giving her the real business (more here[1])](/images/thumb/9/9f/Trueroast.png/120px-Trueroast.png)
Someone giving her the real business (more here[1])
![Someone giving her the real business (more here[1])](/File:Trueroast.png){kind=small}
Other reddit shenanigans
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Bella admits to being a sociopath, of course. -
Oh, the foreshadowing. -
Not surprising considering her abhorrent hygiene -
Tasing herself for 70 reddit karmas -
Hope it was worth it -
The tasing video
4chan
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4chan dating service -
Not the first time she pissed off everyone...
Pathological lying
Isabella, due to BPD or sociopathy, or because of being an attention whore, can't stop lying from her filthy herpes riddled mouth. This makes relying on the things she says very hard.
Sister getting kicked out for a cat sob story
She has claimed that her sister was kicked out due to a cat, however, the details between the Reddit posts don't match. Plus, her grandfather's obituary and her entitled narcissistic personality point to her being an only child.
Constant lying and manipulating on Kiwifarms
After she got doxxed on kiwifarms, she couldn't help herself but post "bait" posts and pathetically try to move the goalposts and try to make numbers and numbers of sock accounts (at least 4 until now). le epic troll, I must say. "Bella", the world's greatest hacker attempted to place the blame on a certain autist multiple times. Isabella wanted to scissor this autist "F"; who in turn wanted to get dicked down by the legendary Christine Weston Chandler. If you didn't think Jenkem's life was pathetic before, imagine getting cucked by someone who unironically wants to fuck Chris-chan.
The Epic Reddit Post
Everybody knows that the best thing to do when you're accused of something is to deny absolutely everything and deflect the blame on to everyone else but yourself. Bella, the genius that she is, attempted to do this with a google doc[2] she posted on Reddit.[3]
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Make sure you tell everyone, Bella. -
Lying to the cops always turns out well. -
You know you're a shitty liar when even Reddit calls bullshit.
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To the surprise of absolutely fucking nobody, no one believed a word out of the bitch's mouth. Many laughs were had at Bella's attempts at controlling the narrative.
Damage control on 4chan
After her reddit failure, to prove that she has learned nothing, she created a thread on /b/ to prove that she is just an innocent girl, and gave us one of the funniest lolcow tard rages for a while [4]
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The original post on /b/ -
The picture included with the post -
STOP. POSTING. MY. FACE. -
Bella should be removed from ED!!! -
"She does not have fungus feet" -
Stop posting my phone number online waaaah
and with that, a copypasta is born:
Glowie parents
Her father worked for the Navy Seals but unfortunately couldn't use some of his gorilla warfare toughness on his brat of a daughter.
Her mother is also a former secret service worker and psychologist for violence and criminals. Oh, the irony.
Her parents' house is valued at 1.76 million $, which means that Bella is a ~speshul gurl~ and sheltered rich kid with powerful parents who thought she could do anything and face no repercussions, until karma came biting her in her leaky shit-smeared ass.
The retched whore gets doxxed
Despite having a "security and encryption" expertise on her CV, she failed to practice cybersecurity 101 and a lot of lulzy horrifying info was found on her by Kiwi Farms in no time.
Why so hurt Bella? Didn't you want to be internet famous and have your name alongside epic trolls of Christory? Here you have it.
Gallery
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She suffers from DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS as well -
"why would you share that?" -Billy Mays -
Her rotten toenails
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Fungus riddled thumb -
She has multiple cavities in her (literally) filthy, lying mouth
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"I'm a hacker on lolcow.farm" -
How do you even "hack a video"?
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Watch out for Miss H4xx0r! -
Oh no! Her supervirus is going to copy a shortcut to C:\Windows\trojan!
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Arrest record for carrying firearms, just five days before the audio leak -
The filtered, photoshopped picture she uses to fraud everyone -
Smiling at her nonexistent future -
Her bumble profile. Notice the laughably wonky photoshop job on the third pic -
Her supreme photoshop skills
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She deals prescription drugs as well -
Bella Janke fungus is the second most searched term according to google -
She forges official government documents as well -
"I'm an internet god", more like the fungus god -
Sad truth
In video format
Uploader frames it from the white supremacist/transphobic angle to pander to YouTube and prevent removal of the video, but it's a good summary regardless.
External Links
Her Kiwifarms thread.
Her Twitter
Archive 
Wayback
A known reddit account, suspended after the KF thread or earlier. (Archive 1, 2)- History reading with her glowie father
- Misc Pictures
Her father
References
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r/RoastMe post (See removed posts: 1, 2)
- ↑ https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DJAxTK6SDcUOmL71YJYZg_PGu7ksbzrs51afAwzQ0vA/ | (archive) (Wayback Machine)
- ↑ I'm Bella (See removed posts: 1, 2)
- ↑ https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/860706389/ Archive of the damage control /b/ thread
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