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Nick Bate
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The internets is filled with dirty, strange people. People that make you feel ill just by seeing a picture of them, or reading some of their fan fiction. All logic and hope is tossed out the window. He is a human who’s existence in God's gray earth is penned down to only do two things; not cleaning his ass for years at a time, and lusting after a hambeast he met on the internet.
Nick Bate or Nick Stoutzenberger (Born September 1st, 1991) was first discovered on /cwc/ when his pictures and information were posted saying he's "just like Chris Chan", in reality he was much worse. They were both reviled and astonished at the things he would openly admit on his websites.
Interests
Nick Bate lives with his grandmother and aunt (one of the many people he wants to fuck). He used to live back and forth between his mother’s house and his grandmother’s house, occasionally visiting his father, but his mother rightly suspected him of fiddling his 9 year old sister, Amber, and won’t let him come around any more. Speaking of that Nick Bate is a proud pedophile, he talks about how children should be taught to consent at a young age, and he thinks incest should be legal. He brags about how he gets his sister to lick his asshole and give him fellatio. He likes to tell stories of the good old days when he and his friends would run around on the schoolyard and pretend to fuck each other, maybe because that's the closest to actual intercourse Nick is going to get to. Besides his sister, that is.
How Nick is still allowed to live with his grandmother is beyond shocking considering his habit of shitting, masturbating with his shit covered hand, and rubbing the jizzy, shitty mess all over his walls. His aunt regularly scolds him for this. His family is well aware of Nick's problems, He has asked for his family to buy him porn for christmas "But with no vaginas, only anuses.". They try to get him to stop fucking a pillow that he likes to pretend is Anna. They have driven him to the hospital many times on account of Nick's habit of shoving small objects deep up his rectum (like tiny flashlights).
Nick is actually obsessed with shit, and more specifically, anuses. He enjoys getting his little sister to lick his asshole. He also writes lulzy fapfiction about him and his woman playing around in a forest and shitting all over each other.
Nick has a lot of quirks; he refuses to say u's in certain words, so replaces them with o's, like in "about/aboot" his reasoning it that he wants to be a Canadian. Akin to Ulillillia, he has a fear of water, so he doesn't shower. Instead, he takes “pseudo showers” every few months which means he just takes off his shirt, leans over the shower head and washes his hair. He does not wash his ass or any other part of his body. He doesn’t wipe his ass when he shits, either (he prefers to “air dry”) which means he probably always smells like fish, since he has not cleaned his asshole in years.
Nick Bate is an avid Pokémon and RPG player, he also cross dresses, loves Homestar Runner, and is obsessed with the band “They Might Be Giants”. These obsessions had led him into the Homestar Runner Wiki forums where he met Anna, and obsession bubbled inside of him.
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Anna
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Nick Bate met Anna on the Homestar Runner Wiki forums, in which they pretended to be cartoon characters and cyber fucked each other. Many of his obsessions as Nick claims were introduced to him from Anna which Nick imitated seemingly as a means to impress her. Anna and Nick were friends, with Nick claiming that Anna said she would marry him. But all this led to Anna being more aware of what a freak Nick Bate is and trying to distance herself from him. He became more and more obsessed with her and did whatever he could on the internet to talk to her, including writing thousands of bizarre webpages begging her to love him. [His insane pleadings to Anna.] Some of the more notable ones are him talking about how he’ll turn into a 5 year old and grow up with Anna. He also writes stories about Anna, like one where he watches her shit in a forest, and then she gets anally penetrated. [1] Nick has also came up with a set of rules he must abide to in order to fulfill his life;
Nick wrote a weird fan fiction about him and Anna pooping in the woods called "The Meadow". In it, she poops in the woods, then he fucks her in her unwiped ass. Multiple times. Now in audio form!
[[Go ahead, take a read.]]
THE MEADOW FOREWORD The following takes place in an alternate reality in which Anna and Nick have already gotten married and, needless to say, are madly in love with each other.
They have also stumbled upon a beautiful Meadow, filled with colorful flowers that seemingly outnumber the grass. The Meadow has all the essentials - a neighboring Forest consisting of every plant known to Man, thus producing food; a River endlessly flowing with clean water; and a unique climate which is always just the right temperature: in the Meadow, it is impossible to be too hot or too cold, and precipitation does not exist. The plants in the Forest thrive without water. The Meadow is unknown to both Man and Animal. It has never been discovered by anyone, and will never be discovered again. Nick and Anna have decided to spend their days there alone, forsaking all material possessions. Even their clothing has been discarded, as they are needed neither for warmth nor for modesty, as there is no one around to hide their genitals from. As such, Anna and Nick reside in the Meadow completely naked, save for the crown of flowers he crafted for her.
Our story begins as Nick awoke one morning, lying in the flowers beside his sleeping wife. His arms were wrapped around her, and hers around him. Nick lovingly gazed at his beautiful Meadow princess. She lay on on her side, face buried in his shoulder and buttocks pushed outward as if she were in a semi-fetal position.
It wasn't long before Anna, too, woke from her sleep. While still asleep, she stretched her arms and legs and, to her horror, passed gas very loudly. Realizing what she had done, she quickly became alert and at the same time, embarrassed. Her face turned bright red, her eyes widened, and she unknowingly held on to Nick tighter.
Nick smiled and stroked her hair. "It's all right. I like it when you fart," he said. Anna, relieved, loosened her grip on him and for no particular reason, began stroking his erect penis. She slowly and sensually massaged it, which aroused them both. Anna sat up, leaned forward, and put her lips on the tip of his penis. She then began sliding up and down his entire penis, again very slowly. She did it very soft and rhythmically, as if it were not simply a meaningless sexual act but a sign of her love for him. With each repetition, she made sure to wet it with her saliva. She knew that Nick liked it wet. The way she leaned forward exposed her anus, and Nick salivated on his finger before beginning to slide it in and out of it. Other than this, Nick lay completely motionless, eyes closed, basking in the love he felt emanating from Anna.
Up, down. In, out. Anna's fellatio and Nick's anal fingering both followed the same rhythm. Eventually they forgot that they were even doing it at all and it continued only due to the repetition. Thier minds became clear and existence seemed to cease. The two had stopped being separate beings and melted together into one nothingness. But not a frightening nothingness. A peaceful nothingness. Anna and Nick continued to involuntarily pleasure each other for an unknown amount of time, and indeed they may have kept going forever had Anna not once again released flatulence quite loudly. They abruptly stopped, snapped back into their minds. Nick's penis and finger were both still inside of Anna, but all motion had stopped. Then, without words, the two agreed to take a break to allow Anna to more properly relieve herself. They walked together into the Forest and found a spot for Anna to defecate in.
She squatted down in front of Nick, who was kneeling and leaning in to get a closer look at her anus. It slowly dilated as the feces pushed its way out. The suspense nearly killed him as the tip entered his view while emerging from her anus. The few seconds seemed like hours as the contents of her bowels slowly slid out from the lower opening of her alimentary canal, her anus widening more and more in the process. Once finally released, the feces dropped to the ground beneath her. Anna let out a sigh of relief and even shivered a bit from how wonderful it felt.
Nick was occupied with staring at the majesty that lay on the grass before him. He made keen observations on the size (quite large for such a slender girl) and consistency of the waste that his sweet angel had just excreted. He clenched it in his fist to examine it better. It was neither too firm nor too soft. No "corn-like chunks" were present. He was able to mold it as if it were silly putty. He was very impressed with what a fine job she had done. So impressed that he began masturbating with it still in his hand, using it as a lubricant. While trying to spread it all over his penis, he noticed his clearly irritated wife, impatiently waiting for him to fulfill his duties. Since they had no material possessions, the two had to come up with an alternative to toilet paper. Anna allowed Nick to cleanse her using his tongue, while Nick generally lets himself air-dry.
Nick remembered this quickly and stopped masturbate so he could spread her cheeks apart with both hands. Anna didn't mind (or even notice) that he had gotten feces on her. Nick held her cheeks apart and placed his tongue on her anus. He licked it thoroughly, following no particular pattern. Up, down. Side-to-side. Around and around. In, out. He was careful to completely cleanse it. When he has finished, not a speck of feces remained. Of course, this wasn't going to last very long.
The two stood up. Anna threw her arms around Nick and showered him with kisses on the cheek, followed by the grand finale, a long, passionate kiss on the lips. However, his mind was elsewhere. Although his love for her overpowered his sexual desire, the sight of her anus drove him crazy, and he craved anal sex. He quickly kissed Anna back and requested anal intercourse. "Of course, dear!", she squealed.
She bent over and wrapped her arms around a tree for support. Nick used his still-feces-covered hand to guide his penis into her anus. Once it was in, he began slowly thrusting his pelvis while placing his soiled hand on her shoulder and the other on a buttcheek. "That feels so good, sweetie," she said in a daze. She closed her eyes and relaxed, just as Nick had done when she fellated him. Nick continued thrusting for a few minutes and then suddenly and without warning, slid out of her anus. This caused a great sensation in the nerve endings on her anus that sent a chill down her spine.
She glanced back at Nick, who was sheepishly smiling and laughing silently about what he had done. Anna, very confused, remained speechless. "Sorry," Nick finally said, "Can you suck my dick a little?" Though still in shock from the sudden withdrawal, she complied to his request. She got down on her knees and began fellating him, right after he had pulled out of her anus.
The first time Nick asked her to taste her own anal fluids, she was disgusted and refused. But he continued asking on a regular basis, and she finally agreed to do it one time to shut him up. To her surprise, she actually liked the taste and soon became addicted to it. Ever since, they have gone ass-to-mouth quite frequently. This time was different, however. Normally, during anal sex, feces doesn't collect on the penis, but as Nick had intentionally put it there beforehand, Anna had to taste her own feces for the first time. Once again, she realized she didn't mind. While she didn't necessarily like it, she also didn't dislike it.
After a few minutes, they switched back to having anal sex. Nick thrusted slow and rhythmically at first, but gradually sped up until he felt a tingling in his penis. The sensation quickly grew more and more extreme. It was coming. In his last few secinds, he thrusted even faster and harder while clenching his prostate to prolong the sensation. He pushed himself beyond his limits. Finally, it exploded and he ejaculated inside her anus. At the same exact moment, Anna, too, achieved an orgasm, and came. Her cum ran down Nick's legs, and his trickled out of her anus and down her vagina before dripping onto the ground.
Though weak and breathless, Nick used the last ofhis strength to give a few final slow but powerful thrusts. He then slide his penis out of her anus and flung some semen off while Anna collapsed into the tree she was holding onto. The two rested for a moment, trying to catch their breath. After failing to do so, Nick scooped Anna up in his arms and carried her limp body back to the Meadow as she sleepily stared into his eyes. He lay her softly in the flowers and positioned her for optimal comfort. He then assumed the same position right next to her.
The two proceeded to lay there, motionless, clear-headed, weak, tired, and somehow very relaxed. When their breathing and heart rates finally returned to normal, Anna rolled onto her side and again buried her head in his shoulder. She gripped his penis lightly and let out both a sigh and more gas while stroking it slowly. Nick and Anna both smiled and drifted off into a peaceful sleep.
The sad thing Nick doesn't realize is that Anna herself isn't the thing that's most important to him. She was in a convenient place at a convenient time and he clung onto her like the leech he is. She's just an object to him and something he can ultimately blame when he realizes that his life is going to an absolute shit hole for the rest of his life. He doesn't want to do anything to better himself really and sees himself as a unique human being who deserves to have everything handed to him. The only reason he continues to cling onto Anna three years after she broke all contact with him is so he has something or someone he can blame for his horrible life.
Amber
Amber Osborne (born June 22nd, 2001) is Nick's poor half sister. She appears in [two] [videos] of Nick's and his creepy pedo attraction to her in obvious in the way he films her in the pool, her birthday party, and while LARPing.
On 789chan, it was discovered that Nick has claimed to have molested her by having her suck him off and lick his butt. He also claimed to lick her butt, but she doesn't wipe well enough so he only licked her butt cheeks. When 789chan brought this up to him, he denied it, but we all know it really happened. One of his many dreams with Anna is to do the same thing with his own children.
Members of 789chan left an audio file of Nick claiming that laws against pedophilia were wrong on his mom's answering machine and supposedly, sent stuff to her Facebook, but she never responded to any trolls. On Nick's twitter, he's said many times that his mom has yelled at him about the voice mails people left on her phone, but she doesn't seem to bothered about her son's staunch advocacy of pedophilia.
Maddi and /cwc/ Intervention
Maddi is a 15 year old girl who pity dated Nick. She was the one who got on /cwc/ and alerted its residents to Nick's pitiful existence. Chatlogs, nudes, and logs of cybers were posted, with the help of two trolls that hacked his accounts. Maddi herself linked the /cwc/ thread to Nick, which made him freak out. The first few threads were based around gathering information about him and reading various chatlogs. In a few threads, Anna actually posted, stating her lack of virginity, her stance on Nick, and various other things. The angsty /cwc/ populace chased her off, however. After a month and many threads, Nick finally decided to take action. Nick himself started posting at /cwc/ [2] [3] stumbling into a flood of questions like, "NICK WHY ARE U A PEDO?".
Nick does not post at /cwc/ anymore, but chatlogs are posted fairly regularly.
The Coffee Crew
The Coffee Crew is Nick's crappy rip off of Bonus Stage and includes his friends as character in the story. Anna is, inevitably, his ever loving girlfriend. He has never posted the comic on the Internet, but he does keep a note book of all of the comic strips.
As you would expect, the art is absolutely terrible and the writing is uninspired and barely readable.
Where Can I Find Nick?
Most of Nick's day is spent on Twitter, which means you'll see about 100 new tweets every day by him! He also has a Deviantart, like most freaks on the internet, and posts on Livejournal off and on. You can reach all these places through his personal website.
Gallery of Overbite
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Nick laments his Anna jizz rag -
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Nick talks about licking his sister's ass
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Nick can't see his sister
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Nick/Anna first cyber session -
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Nick's sister
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From Nick's Twitter
See Also
External links
Nick on LiveJournal
hagurumon (old)- NickBate
NickBate- Template:Youtube2 (old)
- Template:Youtube2
- Nicks website
- Archived Nick Bates threads found here
- Nick's demo album, which has songs about pedophilia and his wife's butt.
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