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Jared Lee Loughner

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The Coverpage of Loughner's autobiography: How Lolz is Made
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The 360 kid strikes again.
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Jared Lee Loughner, or Classitup10 or Uncle Fester, is the visionary bastard child of Steve Wilkos who shot Arizona Money Hoarder Jew in the face as a matter of political discourse. After reading his nearly illiterate rants and incoherent comments, one soon understands why he was driven to action: to put an end to the harvesting of the people, through the Fraudulent conveyance of Language! Judge: David-Wynn: Miller's teachings about Quantum Language armed him with the knowledge/power to have all our words, especially in contracts or any legal documentation unarguably correct! So, who is Lolghner?

A libturd?

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The Jew with GOP drunkard John Boehner

Republicunt extraordinaire Andy Schlafly was quick to jump on the liberal media's exploitation of the horrific crime to bash the Tea Party and Sarah Palin. He cites MSNBC, as proof that the shooter is liberal. MSNBC. Andrew Schlafly cites MSNBC as a platform to rebuke the "liberal media elites." For his second source, he scrounges the internets to find some "new" info from the Phoenix New Times, the old media's equivalent to Craigslist. This begs the question: why would a liberal nutjob shoot a liberal Democrat? Was she not left-leaning enough for his liking? Was this some Machiavellian scheme to discredit the Tea Party? Is he just batshit? Perhaps he was simply going for the high score. The world may never know.

Gabrielle Giffords

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BOOM! Headshot!
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—Dr. Michael Lemole of University Medical Center in Tucson, on Gifford's condition

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This is her head shot pre headshot

Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ) is a member of the U.S. House of Representatives from the 8th District of Arizona that was found outside the kitchen on January 8th, 2011. She and several old fucks were dealt with by Lolghner, established as a mentally ill faggot upset at his own inability to speak English. Representative Giffords was shot point blank in the head, yet still managed to live. This should be fixed in the next patch. The gunman's frag count is up to 6 kills and 14 partials, falling short of the 33 frags and 25 partials racked up by Seung-Hui Cho. As of now, Giffords is in the hospital in critical condition. Among the dead are Federal District Judge John McCarthy Roll and a nine -year-old girl who was born on 9/11/2001. For some fucked up reason, the fact that she was born on the day the JEWS DID WTC evokes more teary whining and promises of "thoughts and prayers" from people pretending to give a shit than if she'd been born that Monday.

   
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She was shot in the head.
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—Dr. Rhee, trauma surgeon at the U of A, Answering a journalist's dumbass question about where Giffords was shot.

Sarah Palin did GG

   
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My sincere condolences are offered to the family of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and the other victims of today's tragic shooting in Arizona. On behalf of Todd and my family, we all pray for the victims and their families, and for peace and justice.
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—Sarah Palin, backtracking and being a hypocrite

Crosshairs or surveyor's symbols? You decide!

Earlier version of map taken from Sarah Palin's website [1]
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One down, 16 to go. Good game Sarah.
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Inspiration meets Glenn Beck

A short while after the shooting, she got butthurt and tried to remove the image from her website. She believes that it wasn't her fault that she encouraged people to assassinate lawmakers. It's the evil journalists who are out to get her, skewing a simple call to voters as violent rhetoric. Sarah referred to it as a 'blood libel', which is funny because Giffords is a jew, and just like most things, Palin obviously doesn't know what "blood libel" is, let alone, its proper context.

From her Jewtube channel. Troll for graet jsutice

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But, especially within hours of a tragedy unfolding, journalists and pundits should not manufacture a blood libel that serves only to incite the very hatred and violence they purport to condemn. That is reprehensible.
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—Denouncing violence incites violence

But can we blame Obama?

   
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If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun.
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— Obama in July 2008

   
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If you get hit, we will punch back twice as hard
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— President Barack Obama

   
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I don’t want to quell anger. I think people are right to be angry! I’m angry!
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—Obama on ACORN Mobs, March 2010

   
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“We talk to these folks… so I know whose *** to kick.
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—Obama on the private sector, June 2010

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Fred Phelps, too?

The Righteous Shall Prevail (Skip to 1:43)

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SO: CASH

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Hey Illiterates,

My name is Jared, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, non-dreamers who spend every second of their day using non gold or silver backed currency. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever had a conscience dream or been the mind controller? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own bad grammar, but you all take to an unconstitutional level. Thus, this is even worse than the federalist laws in 987,123,478,961,878,341,234,671,234,098,601,978,618 B.C.E.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best tackle. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the paranoid schizophrenia team, and starter on my messiah complex team. What sports do you play, other than "teaching mentally capable 8 year olds the wrong alphabet"? I also conscience dream, and have a banging hot congressional representative(I just blew her away; Shit was SO currency). You are all non-dreamers in need of sleep. Thus, you are a non-dreamer in need of sleep. Thanks for listening.

If the Pic was Related: It would be me and my bitch The Pic is Related Thus, it is of me and my bitch

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The victims

The people he was actually able to kill and not fail

Quotes

 
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Hello, my name is Jared Lee Loughner. This video is my introduction to you! My favorite activity is conscience dreaming; the greatest inspiration for my political business information. Some of you don't dream - sadly.

Firstly, the current government officials are in power for their currency, but I'm informing you for your new currency! If you're treasurer of a new money system, then you're responsible for the distributing of a new currency. We now know - the treasurer for a new money system, is the distributor of the new currency. As a result, the people approve a new money system which is promising new information that's accurate, and we truly believe in a new currency. Above all, you have your new currency, listener?

Secondly, my hope - is for you to be literate! If you're literate in English grammar, then you comprehend English grammar. The majority of people, who reside in District-8, are illiterate - hilarious. I don't control your English grammar structure, but you control your English grammar structure.

Thirdly, I know who's listening: Government Officials, and the People. Nearly all the people, who don't know this accurate information of a new currency, aren't aware of mind control and brainwash methods. If I have my civil rights, then this message wouldn't have happen.

In conclusion, my ambition - is for informing literate dreamers about a new currency; in a few days, you know I'm conscience dreaming! Thank you!
 

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—Jared Lee Loughner, Introducing himself to YouTube

 
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I have a Glock 9 millimeter, and I’m a pretty good shot.
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—Gabrielle Giffords

Sockpuppet Account

He had a second account for some reason which hosted only one video, but had an interesting gallery of followers.


Fucking horrible music.


ZOMG Conspiracy!

According to Paul Watson, Jared shot Giffords because she had rejected him after having an affair. Giffords Youtube channel was subscribed to only two individuals, and one of them was Loughner (The classitup account). But as soon as this was exposed, Jewtube quickly scrubbed the subscription so that it wouldnt hurt the "gun nut" narrative.


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