Hann

Hann (Power word: Michael Dean Major) is a professional coat-tail riding script kiddie, attention whore, and FBI informant, who actually managed to flunk out of CS III 5 times because he couldn't stop smoking crack before class. A true gangster online and off, hann is feared virtually everywhere he goes due to his understanding of basic UNIX commands and bitchen raps. It is a known fact that niggas can't handle him, nor will they ever be like him.

If one owes him money, they best go to Delaware, else they be snared and his fuckin' glock will undoubtedly blare them.

Modus Operandi

1. Connect to an IRC
2. Social the opers by dropping names of people he's burned his bridges with, by pretending he's still cool with said people.
3. Whine/beg his way into having some sort of power.
4. Inevitably causes drama because he can't keep his dickskinners away from the keyboard.
5. Gets booted.
6. DDoS with botnets that other people gave him access to, which he stole after pissing them off.

Claims

• He's in a gang.
• He's a member of TeamPoison.
• m_nerva's LulzSec log drop was a very blackhat move.
• He dropped the Deus Ex and LulzSec logs.
• He didn't drop the Deus Ex and LulzSec logs.
• He lives in a neighborhood where he rarely sees white people.
• He was on staff at DEFCON 19.
• Everything Fox touches will not be allowed to stay online.
• Told someone he was in zf0.
• He's married.
• His mom is dead.

Mail Order Marijuana Salesman

Michael used to participate in mail order marijuana forums, on which he was physically incapable of doing a deal without ripping off the buyers. He would pretend to have weed to sell, and after getting paid, would wait until the buyer complained and say that the drugs must have been seized. After everyone realized what a cockhoarder he was, he was quickly banned. But not before more accusations against others being scammers, threats of DDoS and IRL retaliation and the general butthurt and whining. He claimed to be part of a gang, claimed he rarely saw white people and smoked crack, while trying to do deals with a grainy picture of sort of white looking stuff.

Deus Ex

After begging his way into [Robert Cavanaugh]'s skiddie army, hann got to play the role of Joey and learn from the other, more skilled members of the channel. This group was most noteable for doing the Deus Ex hack, and blaming it on skidsr.us. When m_nerva dropped the logs of ev0 and nigg discussing how they should frame skidsr.us, hann latched onto his coat tails and stole some of the credit. When m_nerva leaked the LulzSec logs, hann again stole some of the credit, for no discernible reason. After getting doxed, hann did an interview with some site nobody's ever heard of about how he was this great greyhat, not long after m_nerva got v&.

#jester

Short version: hann /nicked to LandryTom, pretended to be this nice prosec person at first, with his little blog full of LFIs and admonishments towards the site admins to fix their software. Later, he turned on his new whitehat friends, and (among other things) booted th3j35t3r and some other #jester regulars by using an xchat DoS trick, which he had begged someone else to show him. The #jester regulars were unimpressed, and he shoved off.

BHA

Michael Dean Major, Jr. originally showed up on Blackhat Academy's radar when he trolled school4lulz co-founder, John_Field, by claiming responsibility for a ddos that he did not do using the alias "trooF". After "Fox" connected to the IRC and revealed Blackhat Acadademy's hub ip by doing so, trooF decided to have one of his friends packet and null-route Blackhat Academy. Because he was a doxbin staff member, staff members other than John_Field arrived in doxbin IRC and successfully negotiated peace. This peace continued for some time. Not knowing trooF was none other than Michael, he was given administrative access to the forum, irc, and one VPS for use as a teaching tool because he would not quit whining about it and the staff wanted to maintain peace between the groups.

Not long after this, doxbin drama ensued, revealing that "trooF" was in fact hann, a snitch outed by lulzSec. Blackhat Academy staff promptly removed his administrative access. Michael then threatened to drop user IP addresses and logs of #opers if his dox were not removed from doxbin. The staff responded by announcing his demands and ignoring him. He then disappeared and left Blackhat Academy alone until he was outed for lying on his marijuana mail order forum by a Blackhat Academy co-founder and staffer. He then proceeded to DDoS blackhat academy for the actions of one person. After nulling them once and Blackhat Academy had recovered, he demanded that hatter, a co-founder of Blackhat Academy pull the plug on this article and remove his dox from doxbin or he would continue to DDoS the small CS_III school because they'd flunked him once before:

   18:50 <manhattan_> if you wanna get nachash to rm all his bs, which believe it or not is caused by you
   18:50 <manhattan_> i will leave your shit alone
   18:50 <manhattan_> otherwise
   18:50 <manhattan_> they'll all die
   6 minutes of tl;dr bullshit later:
   18:56 <manhattan_> doxbin rm and no ed article
   18:56 <manhattan_> which you seem to be pushing both
   18:56 <manhattan_> thx

 This can only be summarized with the following meme:
 http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/11/12232/12526467.jpg

Knowing he had help from his friend Leica (Power Word:Travis Mick) who runs a large botnet, Blackhat Academy moved to a better mitigated network and told him to packet everything. When he appeared in the channel whining, nachash, the maintainer of doxbin, promptly dropped the last four digits of Michael's social security number and then suggested playing a game of SSN hangman via his birth location, while Academy staff told him to goahead and attempt to carry out any and all threats he'd made.

Doxbin

After being http://pastebin.com/MBEsm5XQ by LulzSec, hann turned to the 808chan people (who m_nerva had helped by dropping the Deus Ex logs). One of them, as it so happens, started doxbin. After begging, lying about his doxing capabilities (As well as his role in the Deus Ex log drop), and employing emotional blackmail, hann was snuck in as "troof" and given root on the doxbin box. He then proceeded to do nothing useful, and instead IRCed from it and got it nulled.

Later, after being given a list of names to get SSNs for (A relatively straightforward task, for someone who bragged about having a "connect" who would gladly give him whatever he requested), he again proceeded to do nothing useful, and claimed that his connection must have died. He was also invited to participate in releases numerous times, owing to his supposed doxing skill, but declined each time on the grounds that he doesn't know how to dox.

Finally, after massive IRC drama that was 100% his fault, doxbin's founder was given an ultimatum. Instead of picking between nachash and troof/interpolate, he decided to resign, and willed the site over to [nachash|User:Nachash]. When troof was informed of this, he begged like a dog for the site staff to remain as it was, and was told "I'll think about it." During the next 48 hours (While nachash was still thinking about it), he managed to beg, whine, and social his way into getting the doxb.in domain, claiming it was his idea to register it, despite the fact that registering it was discussed before he was ever brought in. Once the domain was effectively stolen back, troof was unceremoniously booted. It was later found out that he was in fact hann, and [Dox|much hilarity ensued] again.

IRL Drama

On 5/15/09, Michael Dean Major was detained at his local Wal-Mart for trying to steal a pair of $29.00 shoes and a $10.00 pair of gel insoles. When the cops arrived, they found a bag of weed in his front pocket and arrested him. He later plead guilty.

Around June 2011, Mike wanted his ex-girlfriend to return some camping chairs, and couldn't stop sending her threatening text messages about it. When the chairs were returned, he didn't stop. Oh, no. He kept right on as though nothing had happened, because that's [Rape|what women want]. The girl and her sister liked it so much, that instead of tag-teaming him, they both got restraining orders against him. Link to Realdoll somehow

Today

These days, hann spends his time sending packets at everyone who ever talked down to him (And that list is quite long). He is also saving up for a Realdoll, as he is [Forever_alone|unable to form relationships with actual people] without resorting to threats of violence or DDoS.

See Also

http://arbutus.patch.com/articles/halethorpe-man-spills-secrets-of-international-cybercrime-takedown http://pastebin.com/MBEsm5XQ http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/fbi/michael-major-hacker-behind-lulz-boat-attack-356208 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/hackers-who-tried-sink-lulz-boat-071289