LOGIC AND REASON

Logic and Reason is what happens when intellectually pubescent basement-dwellers attempt to handle philosophical topics that rest beyond their limits of cognitive power. In short, they are the twin gods worshiped by the hardcore atheists that inhabit the piss containers of the Internet. Due to its popularity among some of the lesser species of the Internet, invocation of Logic and Reason is diagnostic criteria for determining whether an Internet-goer is a full-blown, self-fellating pseudo-intellectual or just a standard douchebag.

Or, "I don't know the difference between humans and robots."

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Enemies of LOGIC and REASON

• Religious folks
• Women
• Republicans
• Anyone without a degree in programming
• Agnostics
• Vegans
• Anyone over 30
• NORPS
• That kid in middle school who called me a fag on the bus that one time
• Non-militant atheists
• Console gamers
• Non-whites