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Mario Laudicina
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Mario Laudicina✡ (a.k.a. Mario Laudike) is an Argentinian racketeer disguised as an entrepeneur, specializing in creating one-man startups for getting people's money by promising them awesome products like $50 helicopters. He is also an e-detective, blocking everyone who criticizes his videos at youtube and suing them if they are Argentinian under copyright laws and defamation (He is pro ALL CAPS, as well).
Autobiography
He is such a succesful man that he had to write his own biography mentioning himself in third person while he created 3 new academic careers and two new technologies in IT because that is how succesful men roll.
All statements below are fully sic. (Typos are adapted from spanish to english, translator's comments are between brackets)
Mario Laudicina Spinnato (Mendoza, Argentina, February 17 of 1981) bet known as Mario Laudicina is a italic-half argentinian entrepeneur. Son of the Civil Engineer Juancarlos Laudicina and the architect Ermanna Spinnato with italian citizenship they moved in Argentina during WWII. Grandson of the internationally recognized painters and sculptors Salvatore Spinnato and Piera Lombardo.
Mario Laudicina at the age of 7, in the year 1988 cam back to Rome, Italy with his family, where he studed in superscalar arquitecture and graded as a systems analyst in 2002 June.
While his studies in the 1998 development 2 technologes called DMH (Dinamic Memory Handling) and FCT (Floating Cache Technology) for optimizing the internal use of the proccessors' memory and increase the access capacity to the ram memory from the proccessor (CPU). These technologes were evaluated by people at the Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. (AMD) which is the second mundial company producer of compatible microproccessors x86 and x64.
Mario Laudicina, ater graduating he changed to Spain for studing the spanish language and then to England, USA and Canda for sutding the English language until year 2004.
In August of 2004 he changed to his contry and county of origin, Mendoza, Argentina, where he fded the Lotux Informatica enterprise. This enterprise was founded with the objective to offer informas services of mxium quality. In December of 2005, the enterprise Lotux rched its mxium growth and it was temporally recognized in Mendoza county as one of the best product quality and client service enterprise.
Mario Laudicina and the enterprise Lotux Informtics were aso locally recongized and in certain international level because of the development of an experimantal operative system called Lotux Neon which is semi-compatible with programs for Windows and it noticed because of its easyness to use and stability. This operative system but it was left very limited in its distribution because of grave incompatibilities with the multimedial libris Direct X of Microsoft which are required for execusting a great nubero of software product.
Since Lotux infortica [informatics] was founded was closed and reopened 2 times because of the presupuesto [budget] permanently limited and unfavorable ecmocas [economic] conditions in the contry [country] and a first-world-marketing strategy which couldn't have suses [success] in Argentina.
Mario Laudicina definitely clsd [closed] the doors of Lotux Iformatcs [Informatics] the 2nd of April 2007 and he changed [moved] definitely to the United States in May 2007 where actually this [he is now] proyecting [projecting] the new building of the Lotux emterprise in the city of Salt Lake City in the state of Utah for restore the same enterprise, services and a new improved versn [version] of the operative system before developed in Argentina.
Mario laudicina job [worked] in several ctris [countries], sectors and different fields and he rzed [recognized] in a poltcal [politica] work of a conservatice-progressist type which he called Declation [Declaration] for the Security of Future.
Gibberish, huh? But... why are there weird words that have nothing to do with the sentences? In Spanish, there are these retarded symbols like ´, that in most times, when forgotten, they change the word's meaning. That's why english is the best language.
Enterprises
Since Mario is the example of a successful entrepeneur, all of his known enterprises are worth to mention here. Take them as an example and you will PROFIT!!! in short time.
Lotux
Lotux is an enteprise focused on IT solutions, its flagship product is the Lotux-series OS, like Lotux NEON 3D. They have developed the first hybrid OS among Linux's usability, FreeBSD's compatibility, Mac OS's stability and Windows's security. It has been sold via eBay and its spic cousin, MercadoLibre. Here is the reply from Mario to a potential client regarding this revolutionary OS:
AustralyS
AustralyS (best known as AUSTRALYS) is an enterprise made from Mario's need to stop making replicas of the Lamborghini, he felt like he had to achieve a higher standard of quality, and cutting down actual cars height, because of "economic, aerodynamic and gravitational issues". AustralyS is also known because of their active support to the International Red Cross, even providing helicopters for the Italian Government because of an earthquake in an unknown italian location.
Vehicle Distribution
AustralyS has developed a new car model called the "HàlcyoN", which is an electric car that can be plugged to a simple standard wall socket and it can be charged in less than 20 minutes. It is manufactured in every colour known to man and you can turn it on by simply swiping your ID card in front of the multitouch dashboard (cf. Mario Laudicina#R+D).
He has shown his skills at 3D rendering by submitting a car commerical made of his very own self-made renders.
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They also manufacture helicopters and jets, but they must be paid in advance because of "aeronautical security reasons".
Internet Services Reselling
Because selling fake cars isn't enough, he created a gigantic clusterfuck of services under the "AustralyS Group" brand. Among those is a small ISP, AustralyS Internet. AustralyS Internet is just a reseller of home internet connections from major ISPs with "tweaked functions", like sniffing all your traffic, getting a motherfucking 3D mode that no ones knows how it works and a god awful homepage, with "omg reflections" on it, because every design that has reflections is a good design, right?
After you have signed the contract (thus, literally, selling your soul to Satan), the internet service will work ok until 3 weeks pass. When that happens, the service will start to be intermitent and Mario will tell you that your bills are late/you are downloading illegal content/you failed to comply with X contract clause. And if you choose to terminate your contract, he will stalk you, use the stored passwords he got via sniffing your network, post your dox, and send you hate mail that explains how much of a whitey he is and that you are "a fucking aboriginal nigger-spic".
R+D
He has developed the HàlcyoN, a fully electric car that can be charged from a wall socket, with a multitouch dashboard. For proving that it actually exists, he made a demo of the dashboard, but it actually shows how much of a hoax it is, because even a 13 years old boy can make a working dashboard that is way more time saving and aestethically better.
Dramas
Some argies at a tech-related forum called PC++ have found his fraudulent services and with little work, he got butthurt and started to throw legal threats to everyone that insulted him. This all started around year 2006.
All his lolsuits were under defamation, copyright breaching and harrassment charges, but actually, neither of them got to the courtrooms. All of them were hate e-mails advising people to "better get a damn good lawyer" and "see you in court"-ish letters.
Vile copying of Daniel Brandt's Hivemind
He couldn't get any IRL lawsuits, so he just did what he best knows to do, claim that "everyone is owing him money" and that they are "fucking niggers" but he went a step further and published dox on former "unloyal" clients and harrassers in the AustralyS website while he also added some actual Chinese defrauding companies for giving the doxs certain faked reliability. He even added a flux diagram for replying to the most known questions, and all the questions but one end in "gtfo" as answer. Lovely "first world marketing model", huh?
He also blamed all his business's fails to the people and the forums that exposed him. "Everyone have envy from me".
Aftermath
Nowadays, the website is still a "hivemind" while there are no products listed there, only disclaimers and threat messages. He is still doing most of his frauds but Lotux, he especially profits from reselling shitty internets. He just wanted to be the spic Bill Gates but he failed at it.
