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Sindy Pop
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Nobody has heard of this person, but whoever they are, vandalizing this article only makes us want to learn more... |
Sindy Pop, also known by her real name Jennifer McGoogan, is a Scottish butterface attention whore known for her entitled, pissbaby attitude, shit cosplays, constant drama stirring, inability to spell or speak a single sentence correctly and art theft. When she's not shitposting on her multiple Facebook accounts every two minutes due to her outright refusal to seek employment (muh scoliosis), she's stripping naked in children's play parks and flaunting her filthy eyesore of a cunt, wasting police and MP time, launching attacks on child abuse victims and defending their abusers, using 'muh scoliosis' as a pity seeking trope and excuse not to work, obsessing over Jessica Nigri, or making threads on the cancerous site Lolcow.farm about people no one cares about.
Having had a few stints on 4chan, Sindy suffers delusions of grandeur and assumes she is the greatest cosplayer to ever live. Every couple of months she will claim she is quitting cosplay due to the incessant bullying she receives, only to post photos of herself in underwear the next day whilst labeling it as an outfit and wetting herself in pleasure when she receives a grand total of 2 facebook likes. This beast is extremely envious of other cosplayers who receive even the slightest attention, becoming enraged when another cosplayer is being showered in attention, whether that's good or bad - joining any drama that happens in an attempt to get her envy dick wet. She also regularly fantasizes about having power and success as a Mangaka.
Sindy lures other lolcows into her servitude, usually by giving them breadcrumbs of attention, something they never received from their parents, recruiting them into her midst. Due to her own craving for attention, Sindy needs constant feeding of drama and excessive admiration else she begins to melt like the witch she is. Extremely exploitative of others, Sindy will use her 'friends' as meat shields to hide behind and leave them to fight her battles for her before discarding them when they are no longer usable. Examples of current slaves include Emma Stalker Stanley, Katy Mami Aoba, Caitlin Logan, and most recently, the infamous pedo himself Mike Towers.
Drama Files
Sindy thrives on drama whether she's involved or not. If some cunt down in England is getting ripped into for molestation accusations, you bet Sindy will jump in to his defense and REEEE that all the girls are dirty little liars who couldn't control their urges and keep their legs shut.
Accusations of Sexual Assault & Child Abuse
When not threatening to throw weed killer in other peoples' faces, Sindy is harassing other cosplayers, accusing them of sexually assaulting her through the interwebs. A typical feminazi, if a male argues with her online - usually pointing out her blatant hypocrisy - Sindy screeches that she has been sexually assaulted through the pixels and threatens to call the police, despite having a perfectly usable block option at her disposal. Sindy claims to have been groped and raped at a bus stop and once thought she was pregnant (yet constantly rants about her legendary virginity), in addition to claims of being sexually abused as a child by a member of her family, though this is considered total bullshit due to her constant defence of known pedophiles such as FreeSaiyan. This cock hungry beast constantly puts down any girl who comes out and discusses being sexually assaulted, victim blaming and saying how embarrassed their parents must be that they are speaking about their past traumas, and has publicly posted private information from girls who have taken pity on her and believed her lies and confided in her with their own stories of sexual assault. She also consistently screencaps and shares posts of cosplayers in skimpy outfits and rants about how disgusting and slutty they are, then buys the same outfit a few weeks later and posts photos of herself wearing it.
Cosplay Cringe
Sindy is a disgusting abomination with poor physical traits - ranging from her mangled spine to her pancake tits. We pray that natural selection will do us a favor and render her sterile so she cannot reproduce. She discovered cosplay in 2013, having discovered that she could finally get her cunt railed if she dressed up like an anime schoolgirl. Being the most unbangable girls in Europe, Sindy is incapable of applying foundation or drawing eyeliner without having a seizure, brush her unkempt nasty ass hair, or sew a single decent cosplay outfit (yet REEEEE when someone buys a cosplay online!).
Here are some of her more notable outfits
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Ryuuko from Kill Me Please -
with Caitlin the Hamplanet -
wtf is this even supposed to be -
Dark Magician Girl apparently
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Judar -
just end it -
Check the Crack Nail -
Trash
Due to the male weeaboos being so consumed with lust and desperation, they will completely ignore Sindy's atrocious behaviour in the hopes of gaining access to her seeping vagina, even going so far as defending her on her statuses in order to be noticed by senpai. Despite going on multiple dates and fucking multiple males, Sindy protests that she is a lesbian and the thought of penis disgusts her. Yet she obsesses over yaoi. Hmm.
Hypocrite of the Century
This cumslut regularly tells people with autism to kill themselves and calls out fat people for being obese beasts, but if it's her friends being ripped into she suddenly becomes a SJW and will screech in protest, demanding you apologise and holding grudges for at least 100 years.
Sindy spends her spare time enjoying trundling through the posts on the MCM Cosplay facebook group and hunting down girls in slightly provocative outfits, where she will then either share their posts to her page and rip into them for dressing scantily, or comment on the posts themselves to instigate rage and stroke her drama boner. Hilariously, Sindy has done this to a few asian models and then proceeded to buy the same outfits they were wearing and post photos of herself wearing them, yet seems to either have the memory of a goldfish or is completely delusional.
Sindy is so lazy that she is incapable of finishing a single anime (consisting of 12 episodes or less) or video game and picks characters which look cool to cosplay as. This in itself wouldn't be too out of the norm, but Sindy has declared her disapproval of those who do the EXACT SAME THING and will rip into popular cosplayers for stating similar. This 25 year old slag feels superior to any and all she encounters, yet wonders why she has hardly any friends aside from those she has baited into her service - these being the other Scottish lolcows who are near enough equally despised.
Art Thief
Being one of the laziest whores on the internet, Sindy is unable to draw anything that is not directly traced from her computer screen. Having realised her complete lack of talent for art whatsoever, Sindy has to resort to searching up lesser known artists on the cringe breeding ground of Deviantart and pixiv and proceeds to steal their artwork, shoddily inking it before selling it for meager profit at the limited conventions she is still able to attend (able to sit for hours at a convention but unable to get a desk job because 'muh scoliosis'...hmm) due to con management getting sick of her tracing shit and banning her ass.
Below are some examples of her stolen artwork layered on top of the original files, providing clear proof that this lolcow can't draw for shit. Yet even with the evidence slapped across her horse face, Sindy continues to deny her thievery in the hopes that her whiteknights will continue to fund her career. Sindy also sells her stolen work regularly on the site Redbubble yet does not declare any earnings to the benefits office, despite it being a legal requirement that she do so (because she can't work due to 'muh scoliosis', remember?).
As of December 2016, Sindy has been banned from selling at the small convention 'Dee-Con' due to her art theft and disorderly conduct. The convention organisers became aware through her own public facebook posts and evidence gathered from third parties that Sindy was selling stolen artwork under the guise of 'referenced work' that she had been 'unable to contact the original artists to ask for permission'. Sindy has taken to her facebook account to shitpost in her fury, these screencaps can be viewed in the 'Drama Files' section of this article.
Lolcow Threads
Sindy currently has 4 lolcow threads dedicated to her and it seems unlikely that these will stop. Due to her narcissistic attitude, Sindy regularly drops by the threads to shitpost for hours before the mods ban her. She then boasts about changing her IP address (this isn't really that hard to do, you tit) to get back in and the drama continues. As her facebook accounts are all public, every single post she posts is hungrily eaten up by the rest of the Scottish cosplay community, thus fueling the threads further. If Sindy wasn't such a complete imbecile, she could actually make a half decent troll. Expect her to drop by here and try to delete this page.
External Links
- Lolcow.farm thread
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