Jiminycricketfan007

Remember that Pinocchio movie by Disney with the talking cricket conscience? Remember those fantasies you had about him growing to 6 feet tall and becoming your husband? Me neither, but apparently, this is true for JiminycricketFan007, who has dedicated her life to this pest who should have been sprayed with Raid eons ago.

Origin

Jiminycricketfan007, born Hollie May Brignull, was an accident born and raised in Canvey Island, Essex, England. She is a 16 year old self-proclaimed wife of Jiminy Cricket in any shape or form. She

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Reaction to Gay Fanfiction

On March 9, 2013, things got serious when she found out someone wrote a fanfiction about her beloved husband having gay sex with the mouse from Dumbo. She threw a tantrum about it, claiming that Jiminy was hers and hers alone, and that she would leave him if he did anything like that ever again. As her journal states in her typical run-ons and bad grammar:

	“	Im broken hearted i just read this fanfiction about Jiminy and Timothy Q mouse from Dumbo they are in a relationship i give up with him i love Jiminy more than anything in the world heres the story [1] I thought Jiminy loved me but no :'( :'( :'( im bawling my eyes out	„