Annie K

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Annie K is an a up and coming attention whore and camwhore which many and various people fap to. She is from Amherst, New Hampshire. Apparently some time back in late 2007 or 2008, Annie K suddenly appeared out of nowhere with huge boobs seeking attention and bragging about how she fucks 5 guys a day because of her tits. Since then she's gained an annoying cult of stalkers that follow behind her leaving a trail of cum [1], and on the other side an anti-cult that hates her and dismiss her boobs as a stuffed bra [2].

Life

Since her breasts suck all the blood from her brain she is incredibly stupid, posting information, videos and pictures of herself all over the internet; plus talking about the millions of STDs she has gotten from sex. All of this is of course to get attention and then she goes whining about how everyone invades her privacy. Her friends outside the internet hate her and, oblivious to Annie, just use her for the lulz and sex.

How to Get Lulz

Annie K will only accept fansites or people she has met IRL on her myspace, so make a fake Annie K fansite or claim you met her somewhere around Amherst like some place in Nashua one night (google it) and you're in. Happy trolling.

Example message to enter when adding Annie to your Myspace:

"Hey, so you're that girl I talked to at (insert name of concert, mall etc here that's around her area) the other day! damn you were flirty..."

If you have something better, THEN USE IT!

Real/Fake Debate

Every 9001 seconds, usually on youtube comment spaces or here [3], her stalker cult fans and everyone else get into fights over whether or not her tits are fake, arguments include:

From the "OMG SHES FAKE STUFFED BOOBZ KILL HER"

Her boobs never jiggle or move, even when falling from a balcony.
She moves as though the tits have no weight to them, you'd think someone that large would have enough weight to sink the Titanic.
Cleavage is hardly ever shown. If any there is little.
She bitches and moans about privacy and then posts a shitload of new fapping material in the public.
Shes a total bitch.
TITS OR GTFO!
There are no girls on the internet So the boobs are fake and she is a dude.