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Everyone dies

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This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT IN THE END, EVERYONE DIES!!!!!1

Everyone dies can refer to:

  1. One of life's certainties along with a natural dislike for K-Fed
  2. A cheap way for horror filmmakers to end their movie without coming up with a convincing boss battle.
    1. Shakespeare was the only writer to ever do this right: Prince Hamlet gets to the boss battle, and then everyone dies.
  3. The end of a movie or novel with a very special message about global warming or radiation or whatever.
  4. The ending of any movie by Quentin Tarantino
  5. The end of the world, by zombie apocalypse, the Rapture, or the heat-death of the universe.
  6. "Rocks fall, everyone dies!" -- a nerd catchphrase from webcomic Something Positive.
  7. Internets death:
    1. Ban fucking everyone
    2. Delete fucking everything
    3. BLANKING IN PROGRESS
  8. What happens when the scientists fire up the Large Hadron Collider.
  9. The resolution to the movie The Departed.

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This is a disambiguation page — we hope you feel less ambiguated.


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