Latawnya

Latawnya, the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say "No" to Drugs is a little marvel featuring horses and drug abuse and aimed at the author's children. Its hero is Latawnya, who is inherently naughty and is described as such since page one. Its pose is reminiscence of a charmless, tl;dr Dr. Seuss who states the same basic idea in three separate sentences one after another. Fortunately, there are captivating illustrations for children with short attention spans. Something Awful discovered this treasure in May 2007 and breathed new life into it.

Lolsuit

In 2010, the author Sylvia Scott Gibson attempted to sue Amazon based on her failure to comprehend Google and Amazon search results, Urban Dictionary for selling merchandise based on their entries, and Wikipedia due to vandalism and because Facebook mirrored a Wikipedia article and Gibson felt that Wikipedia was somehow to blame for all Latawnya-related content hosted on Facebook.

The lawsuit
"The Defendants [Amazon] crossed out the Countries names and my birth name."
"amazon.com and their third party is having Granite City Green Guys to illegally publish my book." Google indexed a review, and Gibson misunderstands the search results.

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