Adam Laird Katswell

Adam Laird Katswell (Real name: Adam Laird) is a 23 year old manchild living with his mother, Donna Laird, in West Virginia, Jefferson County. Adam is convinced he is the son of a Nickelodeon cartoon character Kitty Katswell and believes to posses the ability to turn into a Super Sayain, Danny phantom and Optimums Prime. Adam should be reported to the authorities if seen within 50 feet of a school, not only because he's a well documented pedophile but because he may try and fuck a school bus. Adams autism knows no bounds, Spider-man, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Transformers, and Power Rangers are a staple in the Larid household and their refrigerator is plastered with cross over fan-fictions.

DeviantArt

Adam's first site, which is practically a breeding ground for manchildren such as himself, where he had harassed several users, an action which has gotten permabanned not once, but twice, since the fat fuck was actually clever enough to change his goddamn IP address. It was eventually revealed in a private Chatango chat, with multiple users present, that Adam then announced that he planned on getting his 6 year old niece pregnant. So not only is Adam a bus fetishist, he's also a pedophile. In response to this startling confession, a troll made a fake Facebook account and posed as a 13 year old female and later, the two cybered as Adam did not give a shit if he was a pedo bear and a fat fucking creep. He then started thinking he could kill people on the internet, using the little known but almighty "Autism Blast," which is actually just a cheap ripoff of the Kamehameha. In his mind he believed that he was slaying all of the trolls and assholes who came after him, when in reality, they were just laughing at his lulzy display of butthurt. He used this to harass several people on the site, and, because the stupid shit never learns, he later gave out his password to one of the people who was trolling him, leading to the faggot getting his account taken over by the trolls. Before long, another troll came along and hacked all of his other accounts he had on DA, which has resulted in both of his permabans. Despite this action by the trolls, the fat fuck has a new account which is here, greenranger23and is shitting out what he calls "literature" on it every damn day. Just to gulp that shit down, he also posted (creepy) pictures of himself with a Dora the Explorer doll on the site.

FurAffintity

Adam came to FurAffintity weeks after his last DA account was hacked, causing several trolls to follow and still fuck with him, leading to the impertinent realization that he could not escape his fate of being a lolcow. He then was hacked by the same person who hacked his DA again, resulting in him creating another account, which would also be his current one: Adam82. He also has only one white knight, named Honeybuun1018 (other wise known as the infamous Omniversegirl, a butthurt diaperfur with no life and a goddamn stalker.)

YouTube

Adam's JewTube is adamlaird22 where you can find such gems as his Power Ranger, Adam listening to the Humpty Hump whilst traveling in a bus, and he and his mother out for a Sunday drive. Every time he opens his mouth glass is prone to break as it sits at a respectable 120 decibels, his unbearable shrill causes his videos to be bombarded with dislikes.

Adams totally non Autistic Power Rangers collction

The voice of an angel

Adams dream fulfilled

Adam and his mothers big day out!

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Real life

Adam mooches off of his mother at home. As explained before hand, he has posted a video of his room, although it was deleted. Several people have had the (mis)fortune to watch it and they have described the room as very small and somewhat cramped. It is noted that he has a TV and a Wii in his room as well, with all the windows covered up and the TV was the only light being seen. Along with those was also a fan in his room which was heard over the TV and also oddly (or not, since he's a fucking manchild), baby toys, and not just his Dora the Explorer doll which he sleeps with every night. Adam, being the Chris-chan wannabe he is, has also doxed himself. He lives at 139 Bluegrass Lane, Harper's Ferry, 25425, and his mom's phone number is (304) 283-6011.

Quotes

	“	Hey i trying to change but you made me the most hated guy on DeviantArt and FurAffintity so thanks for nothing. (Crying for real).	„

	“	I don't know who to believe anymore because everyone makes me bad more than normal and the cold isn't helping.	„

	“	I'm finaliy going out friday because mom got her car back and picking up my new spiderman what I'm going to do with my old spiderman I'll tell you later.	„

	“	2014 will be the third year out of high school which will be to great year for power rangers and fast and loud also I'll be working soon.	„

	“	Spider man battles megatron but megatron gave him the slip. Meanwhile adam and cal fights snaptrap. They got him. Adam said cal we are a good team. They saw a guy with armor so they charge but they got hurt. Spider man shows up and said hello let me handle it he got megatron dead. Adam and cal said who are you? I'm a hero like you they call me spider man. Adam said can you meet my family? Spider man said yes. (Later). Adam said spider man this is my mom kitty Katswell. Kitty said hi. Spider man said who's this? Adam said this is kitten. Kitten was scared of him. Spider man hold kitten. A few hours later it was spiderman time to go. Kitty said who are you really? Spiderman reavels his real face and said I'm adam laird. Spiderman went back to his own world. Kitty,adam,cal and holding kitten do a pose the end.	„

	“	A new bad guy donmega is hunting don and rocko. Adam and cal was training their super sayian powers. Adam said cal you're getting better. Cal said thanks adam. Than don and rocko fall in. They explaned that donmega is hunting them. So kitty,adam and cal decided to help them. Donmega along with jack and snaptrap show up. They morphed into red rangers from different teams. Kitty and adam handle snaptrap. Cal and rocko handle jack and don handle donmega. Donmega have a ace the bomb inside tuff. Adam said no!! Adam slash donmega with his dragon sword and donmega's dead. So they said their goodbyes and don and rocko head off. Adam said cal,mom I'm hungry. They said aww adam. They do a pose the end.	„