Adam Laird Katswell

Adam Laird Katswell (Real name: Adam Laird) is a 23 year old manchild living with his mother, Donna Laird, in Jefferson County, West Virginia. Adam is convinced he is the son of a Nickelodeon cartoon character Kitty Katswell and believes to posses the ability to turn into a Super Sayain, Danny phantom and Optimums Prime. Adam should be reported to the authorities if seen within 50 feet of a school, not only because he's a well documented pedophile but because he may try and fuck a school bus. Adams autism knows no bounds, Spider-man, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Transformers, and Power Rangers are a staple in the Larid household and their refrigerator is plastered with cross over fan-fictions.

DeviantArt

A self described "writer" Adam first became known from his twice hacked deviant art account, where you can find such works as Spiderman fighting Megatron, his inner monolog as he embraces Kitty Katswel, or the various progressions of his Super Sayain technique. Not only does Adam Shakespeare posses writing abilities far beyond Hemingway, he also thinks he is able to kill people over the internet using his "Autism Blast" that he uses against his various trolls, who coerce him into having cyber sex over Facebook by making him think he's talking to a 13 year old girl. Fortunately for the DA community Adam was hacked and subsequently banned

FurAffintity

Shamed, Adam sought refuge in the most pathetic man child ridden place on the internet, Fur Affinity, here his bus fetish pales in peculiarity to the diaper furs, his pedophilia is consonant with most of the members so its really no big deal, all in all Adam has found his home. He is white knighted by [OmniverseGirl] and is still posting fan-fics to this day.

YouTube

Adam's JewTube is adamlaird22 where you can find such gems as his Power Ranger collection, Adam listening to the Humpty Hump whilst traveling in a bus, and he and his mother out for a Sunday drive. Every time he opens his mouth glass is prone to break as it sits at a respectable 120 decibels, his unbearable shrill causes his videos to be bombarded with dislikes.

Adams totally non Autistic Power Rangers collction

The voice of an angel

Adams dream fulfilled

Adam and his mothers big day out!

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Real life

Having doxxed himself, if you ever would like to pay Adam a visit he currently resides at 139 Bluegrass Lane, Harper's Ferry, 25425, and his mom's phone number is (304) 283-6011.

Quotes

	“	Hey i trying to change but you made me the most hated guy on DeviantArt and FurAffintity so thanks for nothing. (Crying for real).	„

	“	I don't know who to believe anymore because everyone makes me bad more than normal and the cold isn't helping.	„

	“	I'm finaliy going out friday because mom got her car back and picking up my new spiderman what I'm going to do with my old spiderman I'll tell you later.	„

	“	2014 will be the third year out of high school which will be to great year for power rangers and fast and loud also I'll be working soon.	„

	“	Spider man battles megatron but megatron gave him the slip. Meanwhile adam and cal fights snaptrap. They got him. Adam said cal we are a good team. They saw a guy with armor so they charge but they got hurt. Spider man shows up and said hello let me handle it he got megatron dead. Adam and cal said who are you? I'm a hero like you they call me spider man. Adam said can you meet my family? Spider man said yes. (Later). Adam said spider man this is my mom kitty Katswell. Kitty said hi. Spider man said who's this? Adam said this is kitten. Kitten was scared of him. Spider man hold kitten. A few hours later it was spiderman time to go. Kitty said who are you really? Spiderman reavels his real face and said I'm adam laird. Spiderman went back to his own world. Kitty,adam,cal and holding kitten do a pose the end.	„

	“	A new bad guy donmega is hunting don and rocko. Adam and cal was training their super sayian powers. Adam said cal you're getting better. Cal said thanks adam. Than don and rocko fall in. They explaned that donmega is hunting them. So kitty,adam and cal decided to help them. Donmega along with jack and snaptrap show up. They morphed into red rangers from different teams. Kitty and adam handle snaptrap. Cal and rocko handle jack and don handle donmega. Donmega have a ace the bomb inside tuff. Adam said no!! Adam slash donmega with his dragon sword and donmega's dead. So they said their goodbyes and don and rocko head off. Adam said cal,mom I'm hungry. They said aww adam. They do a pose the end.	„