Google Video

Google Video is a boring site for hosting documentaries about how Jews did WTC, boring strip teases, teenage girls attempting to be funny with stuffed animal shows and shitty remakes of popular videos, guys fighting like retards, AMVs, boring demonstrations of eurofag motorcycles, fat and/or ugly people, unfunny jokes from American sitcoms and shitty Fox cartoons, old jokes, coke and mentos experiments, and other kinds of faggotry.

A standard is that all videos have the lowest bit rate possible, and that they should be blown up to 10 times their original size with no respect to proportions.

History (AKA why Google Video fails)

• 2005: Google Video lets you pre-buffer 15 minutes of video. Google Video gets more popular than YouTube. Youtube wasn't made til 2006 retard Youtube was founded in Feb 15 2005.
• 2007: Google Video lets you pre-buffer 15 seconds of video. Once that's gone you have to fight with the Flash control to make it load more, and then once it starts again, Google Video's Flash control loses all the previous video caching you have. Everyone actively avoids using Google Video entirely. Even using a stream downloader only gets 15 seconds with no resume support and then Google Video just times out.
• 2009: Google Video allows you to pre-buffer an entire show. We have only tested this up to roughly 30 minutes (watching the classic Naked Ape series. Still only worthy function is to watch interesting documentaries and studies.
• 2012: Google Video is dead and becomes Youtube. And nothing of value was lost.

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