Pokédads, Poképarents or Pokésiblings

Probably the least funny and most newfag-oriented variation of these Forced memes that apparently originated in /rk9/. Newfags have spent countless hours naming and creating these unfunny pictures and fill threads with them on b every goddamn day. If you are a newfag, and you actually think these are funny, here is what your 12 year old cohorts have decided:

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Blastoise: Perfect dad.
Charizard: Abusive/Strict dad.
Venasaur: Loud/embarrassing unemployed dad.
Psyduck: Paranoid dad.
Lickitung: Incest dad.
~~Nine~~MILFtails: Hot/Incestuous mom.
Vulpsis: Ninetail's sexually inexperienced daughter
Eeveebro: Male version of Vulpsis
Gloom: Disaffectionate/Valium mom.
Farfetch'd: Christian dad.
Golem: Vietnam vet.
Dragonite: Noteworthy for making /b/tards cry like fucking girls. The parent that wants to spend time with his son but is rejected/ignored.
Gengar: Bad influence stranger.
Seaking: Newfag's wet dream.
Pikachu: Fun dad.
Nidoqueen: Bitchy mom.
Oddish: Wise dad.
Voltorb: Asshole brother.
Slowpoke: Slow dad.
Koffing: Angry stepdad.
Honchkrow: The Godfather.
Missingno: Retarded dad.
Meowth: silly/funny uncle
Jynx: The nigger mom
Probopass: The jewish dad
Sudowoodo: Stepdad that wants to be friends.
Porygon: Techno geek dad.
Nidoking: Metal dad
Gardevoir: Wuss mom
Ludicolo: Mexican dad
Bellsprout: Stoner dad
Entei: Grandfather
Exploud: Billy Mays
Arbok: Teenager
Happiny: Little sister
Shedinja: Emotionless dad
Haunter: Sinner basically
Mewtwo: Dad who just got out of prison
Momdreavus: Shops at Hot Topic