Cheetawolf

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Eric "Cheetawolf" McGaugh is a prepubescent failure who is one of many air raid siren loving morons across the internet. He has been active since 2008. He resides in some suburban dump in Michigan and is obsessed with his hobbies, which also includes making horrible videos that are bad enough to make one consider genocide against the entire human race.

How the bullshit began

Cheetawolf is so smart.

The menace in action.

Cheetawolf furiously raping his own Thunderbolt siren.

No, just no.

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Eric "Cheetawolf" McGaugh in action.

Since last Thursday, no word was ever heard of him, leaving the happy citizens of Youtube in peace. In the summer of 2008, he discovered the grand cum canyon known as Youtube, and decided to make a video. Unlike normal videos of cartoon porn and foreign people being killed by police, he decided to make a cartoon on MSPaint of a siren and his favorite Pokemon. This caused massive rage and cancer among sirenfags and 12 year old boys in their own community, before they realized what had been unleashed. Cheetawolf became increasingly obsessed with the 'Federal Thunderbolt Siren', which is a piece of shit hung on a pole (see below). Eric McGaugh constantly had epic wet dreams about them blowing up 'Whelen' sirens. The luckiest achievement was when he took a video of his own shit and made a video of it flooding his house. Sadly, the video was removed due to ShitTube's Community Guidelines. This resulted in even more lulz when he made a new cancer account later that year. He still runs around on Youtube, making incredibly banal videos only childen of his tier watch.

Thunderbolt Siren Fetish

It's a fucking siren! Get over it already!

The Thunderbolt Siren, to "enthusiasts", is a warning siren intended to warn cities of disasters such as tornadoes, wars, and gas leaks. To normal people, it is a piece of shit hung on a pole that blasts loud noise while spinning around like a depraved hooker on beer night. Never did those who made them nor the cities who used them intended for them to be owned by individuals, especially teenage ones with several issues. How one develops a fetish for such a machine is yet to be figured out (maybe it's severe autism that has gone un-noticed in the early years)

Cheetyweef was upset when one of these pieces of shit hung on a pole was knocked down. When everyone else was enjoying the fresh air, he was slitting his wrists over the fallen siren and made "tributes" for it. Later on, someone has created a video of this piece of shit hung on a pole being removed for epic lulz. If you were to call this child any name, he immediately becomes butthurt. In ages past, someone made a video dedicated to bashing him and everything he enjoyed. Sadly, Cheetawolf got butthurt at this too, and it has since been removed.

What cheetawolf doesn't understand, however is that these pieces of lead paint covered shit on a pole just make sound, they don't grant unlimited monies, fame, or invincibility. The only thing they give him is giving him the permanent status of a virgin for the rest of his life. He is almost like Clayranger89, except 999% worse. There is more trolling potential however, as this is a true lolcow waiting to be milked for delicious lulz and win. "Trolling" him goes no further than claiming that the "Thunderbolt siren" is an outdated pile of garbage that should have been scrapped back in the 80s. He now owns his very own Thunderbolt siren, once again confirming his status as a basement dwelling virgin who will never be popular.

Cheetawolf Tries Comedy

Buizel fighting Inuyasha with a siren head... Yup.

Cheetawolf's obsession with computers is as tolerable as his existence. His first computer used good ol' Microsoft Windows 98. Despite Windows 98 being a flaming piece of shit, cheetawolf thought he could make some lame jokes about it. All of his jokes were completely unfunny, however he did not know when to stop. To this day, he still makes terrible videos that make one weep for humanity. He uses Windows Vista and fucking MOVIE MAKER. His first video "series" was Robot Turkey. This was merely an unfunny Youtube Poop ripoff which has as many redeeming features as Justin Bieber. He also has done "official" Youtube Poops which are similarly lacking in humor. He also makes awesome home videos of himself ripping apart computers to harvest their hard drives (precious meat stuff to him).

Recently, Cheetawolf has begun to purge his old masterpieces in recognition of how truly awful they were. This will do him no good as his great legacy has spread wide and far across the world. Despite making some of the worst videos ever, he has gained no less than 4000 subscribers who gladly eat his shit every week. This sad fact of life is proof that the human race is devolving, not evolving. More recently, he has started a series called "Let's Fail: The Quest For Zero Points", an absolute abomination of a series that shows Cheetawolf playing some sort of computer game in a challenge to avoid gaining any points during game-play. Despite being worse than any other series related to video games, it is fairly popular and has blessed Cheetawolf with even more fans. Despite Cheetawolf focusing more on these comedy videos than sirens in recent months, it is inevitable that he will randomly sperg about THUNDAHBOLTSAIRUNZ once in a good while. This includes mentioning them in videos that have absolutely nothing to do with tornado sirens.

Furfaggotry

Cheetawolf is also a known furfag. His idol is Inuyasha from that god awful cartoon Inuyasha (OH SO ORIGINAL!). Despite this, there is no known drawing of his fursona so one can only imagine how it actually looks. He wears a broken white towel as he pretends to be his Fursona, only to fail miserably while the entire neighborhood laughs at his epic failures. Evidence of this can be found on his channel. If you were to call him a furfag, he would immediatly break out in tears and bitch at you. He will also make a video explaining why you are such a bad person.

Siren "Community"

Cheetawolf is still in the mass retardation orgy known as the "Air Raid Siren Community". This group is almost exclusively composed of retarded hillbillies, irritable manchildren, and flat out freaks dedicated to photos, recordings, and collecting broken sirens stolen from the city dumps. These people show more stupidity than people from any other group combined. The majority of "members" are American men or boys with Cheetawolf failing to be an exception.

It was started 10 years ago by some retarded manchild who owned a shed full of sirens. Curiously, there are very few female members, possibly hinting at the "values" these siren people hold. If you were to ever oppose any view with these people, prepare to get castrated, skinned, and thrown into a pit of boiling lead paint while being forced to listen to horrible country music. They only watch Family Guy and Kenny Rogers which they view as the height of entertainment. They also tend to avert change and progress. They also give out little nicknames to minor variations of sirens such as "Jailbar" Thunderbolt and small horned Sterling, of which merely reveals their obvious mental issues. It is the biggest source of lulz and BAWWWtism since the YouTube Thomas Club. An easy way to troll a sirenfag is to tell them you don't like their favorite siren, or you happen to like something they don't. A certain user named "Buginafug" did this, and triggered a grandiose flame war involving nearly every sirenfag ever. But alas, the group goes on with it's compulsive nonsense no matter how many flame wars seem to break out everywhere.

	“	- Did you think to look at my Pics on the SIREN ENTHUSIASTS PAGE that I told you to look on, Cocksucker?	„
	—TBoltHurricane, showing off his aspie skills.

	“	So I am going to be honest when I read this article it pissed me off a bit and here is why. As a member of the meteorological/atmospheric sciences community and a avid member of Skywarn, I can tell you that you are 100% dead wrong on this article! Outdoor Warning Sirens have been saving hundreds of thousands of lives since they started using them to warn against Tornadoes. The notion that they are old and outdated technology is just preposterous and unfounded. We use old technology on a daily basis from gas powered engines to light bulbs to the toilet and and I don’t hear people screaming to get rid of them. Siren technology has advanced with the times to be more redundant in severe weather such as having battery back-up, solar powered, louder and more efficient speakers/motors, having long throw PA or “talking sirens”. The problem is the wireless aspect of all this. Sirens are activated via a wireless frequency that is transmitted via radio tower, just as a weather radio, TV station, cell phone and may other forms of media broadcast. If that tower is rendered inoperable for whatever reason like lightning hitting it or technical malfunction then of course it will have consequences of not activating or transmitting the message intended. This is the case of what happened in Woodward, OK and is unfortunate because people did rely on sirens and it cost them their lives. I am a firm believer to never rely one single form of warning or technology.. on anything! Having a redundant warning system does include having a weather radio, having text alerts or apps on your cell phone, having outdoor warning sirens and many other forms of warning. I have been through a lot of severe weather, tornadoes and hurricanes and each and every last one of the methods I mentioned above have failed at one point or another..including the weather radio. Our weather radio tower last year in northern TN was hit by lightning and was out or degraded for 6 months until they were able to replace it. Thank god we have sirens and other methods to warn us because if people relied strictly on the the weather radio it wouldn’t have worked and they would have been SOL! At the end of the day I would like to simply say is this. People need to take personal responsibility for themselves and their safety. Anybody with common sense knows when severe weather is going to happen just by listening to your local TV or Radio stations and being proactive and acting when the warning is issued will more than likely save your life! If you know that tornadic activity is going to happen at night, take extra steps to get a weather radio and get yourself signed up for text alerts. Also if your in a mobile home, try to go stay with a friend/family member that has a fixed structure house/building before the storm hits..that way your not scrambling last minute to get out and find shelter. To wrap this up I would like to say is before posting crazy articles like this, please make sure you have your facts straight and don’t be so hell bent on knocking something that has worked very well for years. Any method of alerting people of danger is always a good thing but never a guarantee due to technology not being perfect. After all we as human beings made technology and we are not perfect ourselves. Mother Nature always finds a way to out smart us.	„
	—Adam Pollak, a manchild, getting butthurt because of a troll article.

	“	You may recall that the Thunderbolt's blower failed to activate and they could not get it fixed.	„
	—Antiwhoknows on a siren getting tired of fellatio.

	“	fuck you elevatorsaregreat elevators suck sirens rule	„
	—Rageman1112 getting buttfurious at a troll.

	“	Wow, Federal's sirens suck now. I really hope my town gets ASC sirens when they need to replace the current sirens.	„
	—thewoog34 on being compulsive about tornado sirens.

	“	ITS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your welcome	„
	—Thunderbolt10031 on being an autistic faggot.

	“	Part of Arnold's new system of 7 ATI HPSS32 sirens. These replaced an older system of Whelen 3016s. I personally do not like this company or any of the poor-quality products they sell.	„
	—Adam Pollak is a racist.

	“	This siren here replaces the Model 5T shown, and I must say, The siren surprised me with a lower pitch than I expected!	„
	—MKIIProductions on blatant innuendo.

	“	Not surprised, this is one punchy siren in person...	„
	—MKIIProductions after being fisted by a siren.

	“	oh great, the WORST of two worlds... an FS2001 controller on a Whelen. at least it might blow the Whelen to bits.	„
	—Cheetawolf on "controls" blowing sirens.