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Party Van

Cock and pussy are begging to be gobbled and chewed up. However, there is a cock-pussy gang who refuses to munch down on genital meat, because it's against their religion and their Holy Leader Jesus Edgar Hoover will throw a high-heeled shoe at them. That would be the highly Mormonic gang of thugs known as the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Also known as The Authorities, The Feds, Federal Bureau (for) Israel, or the Fucking Bunch of Idiots (it's true!), the Party Van is SERIOUS BUSINESS, designed to help corporations throw you in jail for sharing ones and zeroes—despite sharing being the basis of our human society. Having purged all the Commies and nonconformists from Amerika, now they're after you.

(( UH OH, V& ))
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