Chibiyima

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SUICUNE IS NOT A CHEETAH

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

This article does not need a whole list of Chibiyima's alternate accounts.

You can help out by not adding anything, especially long, boring lists.

FACT ALERT:
Chibiyima deleted all of her accounts when she discovered this article.

	“	I don't want my parents to see this.	„
	—Chibiyima, thinking her parents actually give a fuck about her.

Chibiyima (Powerword: Crystal Mae Franks), is a supposedly 25 year old fat asspie tartlet who resides in the shithole of Asher, Kentucky and is so unnaturally addicted to KAWAII DESU, cuntpasting it all over her shitty DeviantART profile, in a desperate attempt to gain attention. When Crystal isn't fingering herself furiously at underage Mpreg, she usually makes journals describing how "depressed" she is and that people should draw her OCs to make her feel better. Crystal also has the tendency to block people on the spot when they troll her, or say or do something that easily offends her. As Chibiyima is a fat autistic hambeast, she will easily be offended by anything you say or do, resulting in an epic shitstorm of lulz and drama.

Crystal is even a total fag for Pokemon, and her life seems to center around it. Of course, she hates the bird and canine Pokemon, yet says the very canine-like Suicune is a fucking cheetah. When called out on it, she threw a bitch fit and said Bulbapedia was wrong about what kind of animal Suicune represented. It's mostly just shit nobody cares about anyway.

Apparently, Chibiyima has some "imaginary friends" that tell her what to do. Since Chibiyima cannot obtain real-life friends, due to her severe case of Assburgers, she often turns to the internet for entertainment. Her so called "friends" are these shitty drawings on DeviantART she creates with MS paint. What Chibiyima doesn't understand, is that pixels on a computer screen are not your friends and also aren't live beings, but being as dumb as she is, she can't figure that out.

Chibi's picture on Failbook. It's missing something important.

YOU LISTEN TO THESE RULES OR I'LL BLOCK YOU!

Since Chibiyima has a massive ego, she has even made rules for her shitty group. These rules are completely fucking stupid, and they make absolutely no sense in any way, shape, or form; however, if you say or do something that contradicts these "rules", you're automatically labeled as a "bad person" and will be blocked immediately, due to massive butthurt.

Butthurt is Super Effective!

The internet is full of opinions. Lots. Of course, Chibi being the low-IQ hog that she is, doesn't seem to get the fact that nobody gives two shits about her journals. When nobody gives her the attention that she so desires, she whines and cries and pulls the IM DEPRESSED HALP ME card(but even then THOSE journals don't even get comments).

Below is just some of the examples.

I feel a sense of USI here About missing Pics

Nobody wants your shit because you're stubborn as hell.
I can hear the Grammar Nazis marching in already.

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If you want attention and free art, just fake being depressed!
This one didn't even sound convincing. Also, YOU CAN'T USE CAMERAS! GAWD!
WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKES WOLVES?!!?! DRAW ME SOMETHING PLZ!!
TAKE OFF THOSE AMURICUN ICONS NAO!!1

And Chubbs even likes giving death threats too if you push her too far:

These Deviants are Tired of her Shit

Below is a gallery of TARTlets not only showing they got blocked by her, but also expressing in journals about how much of an attention whore Crystal really is.

No more shit, fatty. About missing Pics

Ponyfag bucks Chibi right in her fucking mouth with pure logic.
Even a 13 year-old girl has more brains than Chubbs.
This EDiot got blocked by Chubbs in 5 seconds.

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TL;DR: Stop being a whiny prick and grow up, asshole!
This person got blocked too.
Oreohuskie just gives Chubbs a big ol' FUCK YOU.
Yet another tarlet brings a beat down on Chubbs. Chubbs responds with "Ok".
Person tells Chibi to grow up. Fuckboy Smugleaf Fag assumes Chibi is an angel.
Chubbs doesn't get it.

And this gem:

Reaction to this Article

	“	I'm no longer on DeviantART, but I'm not going to deactivate it. I'm just going out to stay in Facebook, because I was featured in that stupid Encyclopedia Dramatica garbage! I'm leaving here, Bye!	„
	—Chibiyima, claiming she's quitting DeviantART.

	“	I don't want my parents to see this.	„
	—Chibiyima, blanking this article.

	“	I QUIT! I am leaving the internet because of me being featured of that Encyclopedia Dramatica garbage! I'M OUTTA HERE!	„
	—Chibiyima, claiming she's quitting the internet.

	“	Mom! Dad! Help! Cyber-bullies in the internet have surrounded me in my immatureness!	„
	—Chibiyima, crying out for her parents on Twitter.

	“	Now I was featured at Encyclopedia Dramatica, thanks to the bad guys at DeviantART.	„
	—Chibiyima, blaming her faggotry on her fellow tartlets.

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When Chibiyima discovered herself on ED, she immediately threw an enormous hissy fit and subsequently created a sockpuppet account in a desperate attempt to remove this article. Her edits were reverted, of course, but she couldn't get through her tiny mind that blanking the article won't get it removed, and will in fact make her look like a bigger fucktard than she already is. Her edits consisted mostly of "I don't want my parents to see this", and "I don't want my parents to find out", amongst other bullshit like that. Eventually, she was banned off of ED and the vandalism stopped. She hasn't created another account since the incident.

As for her other accounts on DeviantART, Twitter and some other sites, she disabled them for a short period of time, claiming that she was "quitting the internet [because of ED]", only to return a few days later and re-enable all of the previously disabled accounts. As it turns out, she never really "quit the internet", as this was probably a desperate attempt to gain attention from her autistic followers on DeviantART. Below are some examples of this:

People know where your Facebook is now, dumb-ass.

The last thing she said before she an heroed her account. Trying to act like her OC.

Possible Fuckboys / White Knights

These are all the people who currently like Chibi's fat rolls.

joshuax152 - A whiny edgy kid who bitches about how Smugleaf isn't in Smash as a playable character.
nickaloon - Gives art to Chubbs when she demands it.
penelopehamuchan - A Fuckgirl to Chibi. A HamtaroFag.
flippyfangirl4life - Supports Chibi and denies that she is a pedophile and an art begger. Tells people to fuck themselves.

Former Knights that gave her the big Fuck you!

riolu947 - ~~Idiot artist who supports another whiner.~~ Actually told Chibi off after many had to explain just what the hell she did to other people.
gamerjohn022691 - Once supported Chibi's antics, but now saw through her bullshit.

Common Idiocy

Chibi thinks anyone who opposes her or disagrees with her is a "bad guy". When a badguy is detected, her shitty imaginary friend, Spout warns her of "bad guys". Most of Chibi's reactions are filled with lulz.

Idiot Peanut Gallery About missing Pics

She likes being mean, because she wants to be.
But, they did nothing!
ANIMALS R BAD!
One of her alts, trying to protect herself.
And again.
A user tells Chibi some straight up truth, Chubbs goes into pure BAWWWW mode.
FUCK TORCHIC!
Yet, she admitted to tracing and uses bases as well.
All they did was play around. Chibi goes in full RAGE mode.
She thinks she can become a Luiga...

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Her Artwork

Chubb's choice of artwork is that of the anime genre. They all have bright ass colors and large ass watermarks nobody cares about. Has got a major inflation fetish, and it's seen throughout most of her gallery.

Wapanese Throw-up on an old Canvas About missing Pics

2pink4me
This is her persona. It's really inaccurate.
The coloring is so bad.
Someone save her plox
WHY
Please stop, that looks painful to look at.
Meta Knight cries because he can't take Chubbs' bullshit anymore.
Chubbs will even ruin your childhood.

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That's not Aquaman's stomach.
NO
OMFG PLEASE JUST STOP
NOPE NOPE NOPE SO MUCH NOPE
cAN YOU FUCKING NOT
At this point, seeing this art makes you want to become an hero.
HE'S GOING TO GIVE BIRTH THROUGH HIS DICK. WHAT
Her OCs tell her when "trouble" is afoot.
The person who actually commissioned this piece of shit later regretted it and ended up giving more points to Chubbs on accident.
SHE HAS THIS IN PUBLIC ON HER PROFILE WTF

Fandoms Chubbs has ruined with her shit

Like any other faggot who shits on a fandom, Chibi has ruined a number of fandoms. You will either see Mpreg pictures of Meta Knight, Spoutman.exe or Yoshi barfing. Let alone, Chibi doesn't realize that Spoutman.exe is an under aged child.

Mega Man
Pokemon
Kirby
Yoshi's Island
Happy Tree Friends
Any obscure cartoon no one gives a fuck about
TMNT Not the new one. The 80's series.
Muppet Babies
Bomberman
Super Mario Bros.

Chibiyima's Hypocrisy and Pride

Like loads of tards, Chibiyima is a hypocrite. She proclaims she can not speak to boys, yet she speaks to some of her friends that are boys. She claims that her mother won't let her speak to them at all. She will go batshit insane if things do not got her way. Her sheer ignorance failed to realize that the Chris-Chan Parody Account was a parody and not the real deal.She constantly spews phrases such as "I DO WHAT I WANT!" like a toddler or tells a person to "stop commenting".

Chubs fakes depression to earn free art or for sympathy. However, she will happily Roleplay and not be upset one bit.

Worst offender is that Chibi has a shit ton of accounts where she will pretend that she is an OC of her's to get free art.

Crystal is so full of her self as well. To the conceited, Chris-Chan levels. She even glorifies herself and calls herself a furfag. The fact that page of her's has stolen templates from Bulbapedia and the ED. She claims to own a Studio which pretty much shows how desperate Chibi is for attention.

I HAET DEM BECUZ DEY MAEK NOISES!1!1!1!!

Other examples of her hypocrisy are as follows:

She likes stuff like Muppet Babies and Happy Tree Friends, which are western made, yet shits all over western franchises like Looney Toons (specifically the character of Bugs Bunny, because of his catch phrase, "What's Up Doc?") and Disney (specifically Tarzan).

Hates roosters because of their crowing, yet one of her alts on dA is beautifulchickengirl.

Hates gore, but likes Happy Tree Friends.

Claims to write for kids, yet writes about scat, pee, vomit and other sick stuff.

She prefers anything from Japan. Excited that Muppets babies was animated in Japan. However, Most episodes are animated in Korea.

HATES swears, but calls herself a furfag on her own wikipedia.

Chibi's writing and creativity...

Or lack of. When she isn't busy smearing Meta Knight's shit all over some paper, Chibi writes fanfics. Chubb's choice of writing is script style and random humor. If you call it humor. She claims she writes for kids, when her writing skills are in par with a nine year old. Her fanfics often consists of shitty Crossovers, Fetish shit and failed attempts at random humour. She tends to plagiarise other people's works and claim it as her own. None of her shitty fanfics make sense and screaming "HOLY SPINACH TEETH!" is funny.

Her Roleplaying is far worse and half assed. Same shitty script style with fetishes in the fray. Most of the time, she will do inflation, Mpreg, even face blemish Reoleplays.

She has done some flashes, but they were pretty shitty. Word has it that her mom yelled at her and told her not to make Scat flashes. Chibi threw a fit.

One of her pen names has "Kamikaze" in it, but with her being a total weeaboo wouldn't know what it means.

Below is an example of one of her fics, called Meta Knight Takes A Dump. Please keep all bleach close by just in case.

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I'M PRETTY SURE LINK WOULD BE SCARED ALL TO HELL IF HE SAW META KNIGHT TAKING A SHIT ON THE FLOOR.

How to Troll Crystal

Trolling Crystal's fat ass will be easy. Just hope she doesn't block you right away!

Ask Crystal what her favorite bird or wolf is. Lulz will ensue.
Go around deviantART and find lots of bird and wolf pictures, post them on her profile.
Draw her OCs in the incorrect way, tag her in it, wait for reaction.
Tell her that Suicune is not a cheetah, but a dog.
Submit mature artwork into her groups.
Link her to Kittens or the Pain Series
Tell her Yu-Gi-Oh! is so much better than Pokemon.
Tell her that her parents don't give a fuck about her.

External Links

DeviantART and other main accounts

Chibiyima, back on this account even though she claimed that she quit the internets because of her article on ED.
crackercuties - NEWEST ACCOUNT BAAWWLETED!
newpjsamformplz -NEWEST! Using her fuckboy to attack kashimusprime

* Her Autistic Deviants group. Someone already submitted furry pr0n into it. Dead!

crysrocksxy - Active, but you need an account with FA to see her shit
crossoverman - Unknown if Active or Not
angelilly - And another
superinsideoutboy - And another
maleypeach - I wish I was making this up.
kirbysdreamland649 - AND YET ANOTHER
crystalthemew Inactive. Has shitty art.
Google +
OH WOW A TWITTER THAT'S ALIVE!
crystal.tatsuya50
Chibiyima's Facebook Page, view at your own risk.
Email: [email protected]
Email: [email protected]
Livejournal

Notorious Drama Bullshit

Alt Accounts

Chibiyima created a whole shitload of alternate accounts that she probably won't ever use anyway, so it's a complete waste of fucking time.

CascadiaAbsol - Alt #1, ~~baleeted.Reactivated~~BALEETED!
ChibaAquachan - Alt #2 BALEETED
WonderToon - Alt #3 BALEETED
aquamanexeplz - Alt #4
Spongebobthegreat - Alt #5
beautifulchickengirl - Alt #6 BALEETED
asklarsonthebandit - Alt #7
giratinapokemonplz - Alt #8
palkiapokemonplz - Alt #9
dialgapokemonplz - Alt #10
spinachplz - Alt #11
mewtrollplz - Alt #12 Her attempt at humor is fail.
aquamewplz - Alt #13 Oh come on.
angrytrollhater - Alt #14 Oh, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! She even lists a of "trolls" BALEETED
chalkzonesnapplz - Alt #15 Does anyone even remember this shit cartoon? Inactive.

Other Shit

Youtube., a collection of shitty Rugrats video clips, and some furfag shit
Her MiiVerse Profile
FanFiction.Net Profile
Twitter, doesn't exist anymore.
Tumblr, doesn't exist anymore.
[http://miss-megamix.tumblr.com, her newest Tumblr account.
Her Father's Facebook Page
Shitty Facebook Fanpage for her Pretend World
FictionPress Profile
Her Site
WHY IN THE FUCK DOES A SITE NEED RULES?!
Her other site. Has a no register forum that can be easily fucked up, go there and lay waste on her precious site.
Her Wiki
InkBunny
Another shitty Wiki. Looks like a clown vomited all over it.
Her Wiki Profile., where she edits pages on Rugrats, Kirby, Digimon, as well as other shit nobody cares about.
Gaia Online profile No posts. Hasn't logged in since April.
YET ANOTHER WIKI!With stolen info from Bulbapedia and shit.

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Chibiyima is part of a series on Pokémon [Gotta catch ’em all!Who’s that Pokémon?]
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Braixen Braixen	Charizard Charizard	Cloyster Cloyster	Ditto Ditto	Empoleon Empoleon
Empoleon Espeon	Garchomp Garchomp	Gardevoir Gardevoir	Hypno Hypno	Jynx Jynx
Jigglypuff Jigglypuff	Kadabra Kadabra	It's a Kirby, retard Kirby	Koffing Koffing	Lanturn Lanturn
Cunnilingus Lickitung	Lopunny Lopunny	Lucario Lucario	Lugia Lugia	Metapod Metapod
Mewtwo Mewtwo	Mistystuffer Misty	Mudkip Mudkip	Twitch Plays Pokemon Omanyte	Pikaman Pikaman
Pokemon Go Pokémon Go	Swirlface Poliwhirl	Porygon Porygon	Primeape Primeape	Probopass Probopass
JustinRPG Reshiram	Riolu Riolu	FUCK_YEAH_SEAKING Seaking	Shaymin Shaymin	Shiny Pidgey Shiny Pidgey
Slowpoke Slowpoke	Smugleaf Smugleaf	Snorlax Snorlax	Snover Snover	Squirtle Squirtle
Suicune Suicune	Vileplume Vileplume	Xatu Xatu	Zoroark Zoroark