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High Score/Loserinfo
This page contains small sections regarding some of the Notable Losers who have not had their own article made due to there being too little information, too little lulz or simply nobody having made their article yet.
Abel Klemmensen
Abel Klemmensen | |
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Nationality: | Inuit |
Highscore | 7 dead, 1 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | No |
After an argument with his best friend at a new-year party, 18-year-old Abel retrieved his hunting rifle and returned to kill everyone attending the party and finish it all off by killing himself. Using his ancient Inuit hunting skills, he shot eight people right in the face including his brother, who would go on to be the only survivor. After finishing his rampage, he returned home and went to sleep, being v& the next morning.
Being considered too dangerous to serve a sentence in a semi-open Greenlandic prison, Abel was sent to Denmark for detention. After 25 years, he was released on parole in 2015, even though he was charged for smuggling hashish to Greenland a year prior.
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Kill count: | 7/20 |
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Accuracy: | 15/20 Only headshots. |
Style: | 5/20 Butthurt party shooter and pussied out of an hero. |
Butthurt: | 0/20 |
Bonus: | 20/20 Greenlandic champion & RELEASED! |
Adam Labus
Adam Labus | |
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Nationality: | Polack |
Highscore | 3 dead, 1 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | Yes |
Adam Labus was a Polish man who pwned three people and a single one in Eching and Freising in Germany on February 19, 2002, before becoming an hero.
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Labus after becoming an hero
What happened?
On the morning of February 19, 2002, Labus shaved his head like a military man, also dressed in a military camouflage clothing, and took a cab to his former workplace where he had been fired a week earlier. There the perpetrator killed two people and then drove to the Freising business school he had attended, killing the principal and seriously wounding a religion professor before killing himself with a shot to the head.
2 months after his lulzfest, another hero as the name of Robert Steinhäuser shots his school where he got expelled and killed 17. Also Rob becamed a hero.
Kill count: | 3/20 |
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Accuracy: | 18/20 Not bad |
Style: | 10/20 Small school shooter who inspired a big school shooter |
Butthurt: | 8/20 In Deutschland and other European neighbour, people freaked out for just a week |
Bonus: | 5/20 For using explosive devices |
Alexander Koryakov
Alexander Koryakov | |
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Nationality: | Latvian |
Highscore | 4 dead, 1 injured |
Style | Single player, Hack N'Slash |
An Hero? | No |
A 19 year old Andrei Chikatilo Fanatic who entered with a meat cleaver in a kindergarten killing 3 children and a teacher and injuried another teacher before being arrested and sentenced to life in prision.
Kill count: | 4/20 First latvian mass killing but left an injuried teacher. |
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Accuracy: | 18/20 Not bad for a noob |
Style: | 10/20 Hack N'Slash with a meat cleaver |
Butthurt: | 2/20 Nobody cared except Latvia |
Bonus: | 10/20 for being first mass killer in Latvia. |
Alfonso Lama G.
Alfonso Lama G. | |
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Nationality: | Spanish |
Highscore | 2 dead, 3 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | No (Shot by civil guards) |
Alfonso Lama, was the 52 year old Argamasilla the Calatrava shooter who sniped dead his neighbour, a policemen and injuried his father and a civil guard before being shot by a guardia civil.
THE SHOOTING
On 26th october 2022, in a redneck town called Argamasilla de Calatrava, our hero Alfonso, after a discussion with his father, punches him in the head who survived escaping his schizo son while bleeding. Alfonso, pissed off, grabs a telescopic sight rifle and shots his neighbour (Jose Luis) failing the first shot. The police and the civil guard comes to Alfonso's house and Alfonso shots 3 bullets. Alfonso father, tries to help and the special forces tried to vigilate the shooter. Alfonso, shots indiscriminately a national police car injuring a police officer. After shoting him, Alfonso snipes to death another policeman. A Loomis car, gets some shots by Alfonso and a civil guard is injuried in the leg. Another civil guards, reached Alfonso's house and killed Alfonso.
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Alfonso and his father Alfonso
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The house of horror
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Game Over. All blurred
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The horrible perpetrator of the shooting
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NOW UNBLURRED!!11111!
Kill count: | 2/20 ' |
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Accuracy: | 8/20 Fail |
Style: | 5/20 Just a schizo camper rage |
Butthurt: | 8/20 Spain was shocked. Europe didn't give a fuck. |
Bonus: | 0/20 ' |
Anthony McRae
Anthony Dwayne McRae | |
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Nationality: | Nigger |
Highscore | 3 dead, 5 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | Yes |
Some 43-year-old christfag nigger shot up the Michigan State University before killing himself.
Kill count: | 3/20 Killed |
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Accuracy: | 5/20 5 fagots escaped |
Style: | 3/20 Cho Seung Hui's black version |
Butthurt: | 8/20 Some media talked about this shooting, 2 days later, was forgoten |
Bonus: | 0/20 Nope |
Armando Hernandez Jr
Armando Hernandez | |
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Nationality: | Wetback |
Highscore | 3 injured, likely the least deadly mall shooting there ever was |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | No |
Incel spic who decided to take his fugly AR-15 to his local mall in Arizona, managing to kill no one while sprayin' and prayin' at random shit. He attempted to berate a woman he kinda shot about how he is an incel and how it's somehow her fault, but he trips up over his own words and his lack of social skills around women really shows. Because he decided to livestreamed the shit on snapchat, he could only fire his AR with one hand. No wonder his score was piss poor.
Kill count: | 0/20 3 fucking people injured. |
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Accuracy: | 0/20 |
Style: | 2/20 Fired the Gun with one hand like a gangsta. |
Butthurt: | 1/20 Tad bit of attention, but ultimately forgotten to the annals of history. |
Bonus: | 0/20 None. |
Austin Wyatt Rollins
Austin Wyatt Rollins | |
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Nationality: | Americunt |
Highscore | 1 bitch left for dead, another injured. |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | Yes |
This nerd opened fire in his school located in Maryland with a Glock 9mm. He then became an hero once confronted by a pig.
He was 17 at the time of the shooting and was so upset about breaking up with his ugly ass ex that he decided to (try to) kill her. She remains in critical condition while this loser is dead. Nothing of value was lost.
UPDATE: SHE DIED!
Kill count: | 1/20 1 Injured |
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Accuracy: | 5/20 |
Style: | 6/20 Took her out Supreme Gentleman style. |
Butthurt: | 2/20 Was on CNN but was then forgotten. |
Bonus: | 0/20 |
External links
Babby Ndombe Opetu
Babby Ndombe Opetu | |
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Nationality: | Doctor Congo |
Highscore | 13 dead, 2 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | No |
Babby was a 32-year-old soldier who got pissed off after his son died and was buried in his absence, and carried out a mass shooting on 22nd july 2023 as revenge. He was arrested and sentenced to death.
Kill count: | 13/20 Pwned |
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Accuracy: | 18/20 2 NPCs survived |
Style: | 15/20 Pissed off father |
Butthurt: | 6/20 Shown on british news web. Other countries talked about other shit |
Bonus: | 10/20 For revenge |
Bjørn-Edvard Rones
Bjørn-Edvard Amadeus Ramstad Rones | |
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Nationality: | Norwegian / |
Highscore | 1 dead, 1 injured |
Style | Single player, Hack n' Slash |
An Hero? | No |
Life before
Bjørn-Edvard lived in Ballangen, Norway for several years. He was a member of a metal band called "Confidence", playing the drums.
The stabbing
After borrowing money from some 21-year-old wannabe gangster, Bjørn-Edvard bought a batch of hashish which he planned to sell to make up for his loan and turn a small profit. Unfortunately, some 50-year-old hag smoked up his investment behind his back sending Bjørn into great distress as he had no plan B to pay back the young loan-shark. After snorting a fuck ton of speed and being super paranoid for several days, Bjørn recieved a phone call from his benefactor, telling him to come outside and join him for a little drive. Bjørn, in his paranoid and drug addled state sensed something fishy about this, and armed himself with and concealed a kitchen knife before entering the car. After strapping on his seatbelt, he quickly noticed another man in the car. The loan shark rode shotgun while the other thug drove. Sensing trouble, Bjørn asked them to stop before crossing a bridge so he could visit a friend, but the car kept going until it suddenly slowed down after crossing the bridge. Bjørn decided this was his only chance to escape certain death at the hands of these thugs, grabbed his knife and stabbed wildly at the people infront of him, causing the driver to lose control and smash his vehicle into a rock wall. After the threats were neutralized, Bjørn exited the car, flagged down a passerby and hijacked his car, making his escape. After losing his 2-star wanted level, Bjørn hit up some friends to smoke up, revealing his activities to them during his visit. A few hours later, Bjørn turned himself in to the authorities.
Aftermath
The loan shark (21-year-old Martin Liebraaten) died almost instantly, having been stabbed 17 times in the chest and neck. The driver lay in a coma for a considerable time before recovering, experiencing minor disabilities with his previously sliced up right hand. Bjørn was sentenced to 15 years in prison.
Release
As of 2023, it seems Bjørn has been released as he is now posting cryptic stuff on Facebook again.
External links
Gallery
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The loan shark and probable roid-monkey. Truly the stuff of nightmares!
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Popo at the scene.
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The assault-kitchen knife used in the vicious slaying.
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The hand of the driver. Won't be using that to switch gears anymore, Frankenstein loser!
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Bjørn-Edvard a few years later, chilling in prison.
Kill count: | 1/20 1 injured. |
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Accuracy: | 10/20 |
Style: | 5/20 Unneccesary and only caused by a drug addict freaking out. |
Butthurt: | 3/20 Outside of Northern Norway, nobody cares. |
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Deion Patterson
Deion Patterson | |
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Nationality: | Basketball American |
Highscore | 1 dead, 4 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | No |
Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in Atlanta, only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.
Kill count: | 1/20 He didn't even get to make a massacre |
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Accuracy: | 4/20 ... |
Style: | 8/20 Hospital shooting |
Butthurt: | 2/20 Who the fuck cares? |
Bonus: | 0/20 ' |
Edmar Aparecido Freitas
Edmar Aparecido Freitas | |
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Nationality: | Brazilian |
Highscore | 8 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | Yes |
Edmar was a 18 year old boy who becamed a skool shooter and injuried 8 NPCs before committing suicide.
THE FAILURE
On January 28, 2003, in Taiúva, Brazil, at 15:00, Our hero entered the Benedito Ortiz school, from which he had already graduated, armed with a .38 caliber revolver and 105 bullets, jumped over a side wall of the school, 2.7 meters high. At the time, classes were being held and about fifty students were in the courtyard; Edmar, without a word, he began firing at random, wounding five people, one of them seriously.
He then entered the building, reloaded and continued shooting, wounding two more people. At one point he went to the concierge's office, where he shot concierge Antônio Agostinho de Souza, 55, and the fail ended when Edmar Anheroes in the head.
Edmar fired 14 shots and wounded eight people (six students, a teacher and a janitor) and one of the wounded victims Pedro Russo Júnior was left paraplegic.
Motive
Edmar studied at the school since the first year of elementary school and finished the last year of high school, he was polite, quiet and had good grades. The motive for the attack had been the teasing and bullying for being a fat fuck.
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Edmar in his rural house
Kill count: | 0/20 ... |
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Accuracy: | 0.5/20 Seriously? |
Style: | 3/20 Ragequit |
Butthurt: | 4/20 Only Brazil was shocked |
Bonus: | 0/20 ' |
Eero Hiltunen
Eero Samuli Hiltunen | |
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Nationality: | Finnish |
Highscore | 2 dead, 8 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | No |
in 2012, 18-year-old Eero geared up in a camouflage and got in position on a low rooftop and sniped random people outside a restaurant.
Prison life was not easy for Eero, as he was often subject to assault by other inmates. In 2013, infamous prisoner, gangster and murderer Joona Hasselqvist attacked Eero with burning fat, resulting in a prison brawl between the two.
After escaping prison in 2020, he was caught a few hours later.
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Eero at the scene of the crime.
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Where he was shooting (left) and where the bullets ended up (right)
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The trajectory of the shots fired by Eero
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Eero after the prison brawl.
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Joona and Eero in court.
Kill count: | 2/20 |
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Accuracy: | 5/20 Should've practiced more. |
Style: | 5/20 Random attack. |
Butthurt: | 5/20 |
Bonus: | 10/20 Escaping and other antics. |
Fekadu Nasha
Fekadu Nasha | |
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Nationality: | Ethiopian |
Highscore | 12 dead, 2 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | Yes |
On 12th May 2013, A corrupt police officer by the name of Fekadu Nasha, pursued his ex-girlfriend an attempt to assassinate her. She hid in an unknown place and made Fekadu's corrupt retard go postal when trying to hunt her down. He hunted down 12 girls and injured 2 more before jumping into the river and hitting his head against a stone.
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Game Over
Kill count: | 12/20 Decent kill count |
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Accuracy: | 18/20 2 girls went off |
Style: | 10/20 Crazy cop, traitorous wife |
Butthurt: | 1/20 Everything stays in rural Africa so no one shed tears in the first world |
Bonus: | 20/20 Hero of the nation |
Genildo Ferreira de França
Genildo Ferreira de França | |
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Nationality: | Brazilian |
Highscore | 14 dead, 1 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | Yes |
On May 21st 1997, 27-year-old Genildo embarked on a murderous journey to enact his revenge on those who called him gay. Bringing with him a pistol and a revolver, he was able to get the current Brazilian High Score at 14 kills and only one injured during his rampage, which ended 20 hours later when he shot himself in the chest before engaging in a shootout with police, ultimately dying from his self-inflicted gunshot wound anyways.
He had also told his 16-year-old GF about his plans two weeks in advance, further explaining that his intention was to become famous enough after his shooting for some Brazilian cop TV-show to interview him after the fact, so that he could explain once and for all that he was totally NOT GAY!!!1 During parts of the shooting, the girlfriend and Genildo's 5-year-old daughter were with him, leaving just before the shootout with police.
Suicide Note
The reason I am writing these few lines is not to justify the wrong I have done, but it is only in this way that I can prove to the entire world, and can challenge those who wanted to prove that I was a homosexual, I was not, nor am I going to be [a homosexual] because of this claim, which is the reason for this tragedy. I don't feel like a normal person, after these lies have been told about me. Here I write my final words, they may say I went crazy but even then I recommend everyone's souls to God. And I hope God will forgive me for what I did, but it was my only solution. I hope this letter will be sent to J. Gomes, so he can disclose it to the public, and it may advise everyone not to bear false witness against other people. I stop here because I can't go on. I wish everybody a life in dignity which I had not. I may even fail to avenge the death of my son, if I'm not able to do so. It was difficult to live unaccepted in society, because of a single caboclo who told lies about me but now is dead. I beg forgiveness from all who try to understand me. I did not do it for fun, but was forced to. Still going on I leave a strong hug and a kiss to all my family, and my whole family no matter the religion, but let them all get together, and create a strong chain of prayer so that God may take care of my soul. GOODBYE TO EVERYONE Signed Jenildo
Kill count: | 14/20 Puts Suzano to shame. |
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Accuracy: | 18/20 Only 1 injured. |
Style: | 13/20 Took revenge on people talking shit. |
Butthurt: | 5/20 Brazil, so nobody cares. |
Bonus: | 15/20 National High Score. |
External links
Henrique Lira Trad
Henrique Lira Trad | |
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Nationality: | Brazilian |
Highscore | 3 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | No |
Henrique, an 18-year-old Suzano fan from Brazil decided to gear up with his leather jacket, crossbows, molotovs and knives to wreak havoc on his former school. After being told to fuck off by security at the front door, he jumped the fence and got inside. He shot some teacher in her foot with a crossbow before getting into a physical kerfuffle with staff and students alike, breaking one students nose and scratching another. His “rampage” ended after he aimed his shitty crossbow at an 8-year old who responded by kicking Hendrique in the balls and beating the shit out of him (yeah seriously). LMAO
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Kill count: | 0/20 What did you expect? |
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Accuracy: | 1/20 Missed all crossbow shots but one. |
Style: | 1/20 Typical gay cosplay but got rekt by an 8 year old. |
Butthurt: | 0/20 Nobody cared. |
Bonus: | 2/20 Creative arsenal of weapons, i guess. |
Jori Juhani Lasonen
Jori Juhani Lasonen | |
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Nationality: | Finnish |
Highscore | 3 dead, 0 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | No |
In December 2016, 23-year-old student Jori Lasonen ambushed a local politician outside a restaurant in Finland, killing her and two journalists with a stolen hunting rifle. During police interrogation he explained that the reason he did it was because a criminal organization had hacked his computer and demanded he pay up for a fake drug debt. Certain there were vicious hitmen on his trail he saw no other option than to seek protection by going to prison for murder. After being found not guilty by reason of insanity, he was sent off to a mental hospital.
Kill count: | 3/20 |
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Accuracy: | 10/20 Killed every target |
Style: | 5/20 Schizo mall shooter |
Butthurt: | 5/20 |
Bonus: | 13/20 Women-only |
External links
José Marimon Carles
José Marimon Carles | |
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Nationality: | Spanish |
Highscore | 10 dead, 2 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | No (Killed by police) |
Marimon was another 26-year-old youth who took out his military service. This little son of some incestuous fathers, suffered from Pott's disease also called spinal tuberculosis and didnt had to work beacause of this thing. Also, Marimon was also in love with a 20-year-old neighbor from the town, Marina Roca Rull, who rejected him on several occasions because she considered him lazy who used his illness as an excuse not to work. The fagots of the neighbors insulted him because they said that he "didn't work" and that it was all an excuse to take advantage of small children. On May 21 1928 begins his manhunt killing some kids who cared him. After having murdered several children with his shotgun, he decapitates and murders the retarded neighbors. On May 27 1928, José is shot in the eye by some Civil Guards who tried to assassinate him since he was resisting.
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Game Over
Kill count: | 10/20 Dago Champion |
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Accuracy: | 18/20 2 fagots escaped |
Style: | 10/20 Tuberculosis killer |
Butthurt: | 5/20 1928 |
Bonus: | 15/20 You are the winrar |
Juraj Krajčík
Juraj Krajčík | |
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Nationality: | Slovak |
High Score | 2 dead, 1 injured |
Style | FPS, Single Player |
An Hero? | Yes |
Juraj Krajčík was a 19-year-old Slovak guy who, in October of 2022, tried to beat Omar Mateen's High Score by shooting up a gay bar in Bratislava. However, he instead pussied out after killing two faggots and injuring another, before becoming an hero sometime later. Overall, since he did absolutely shit, combined with the fact that literally no Americans know that Slovakia exists, no-one gave a single fuck about his amoklauf, and he was forgotten after 10 seconds.
Kill count: | 2/20 1 injured. |
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Accuracy: | 15/20 |
Style: | 12/20 Shootin' fags. |
Butthurt: | 0/20 Who? |
Bonus: | 10/20 Two less fags in this world. |
Kosta Kecmanović
Kosta Kecmanović | |
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Nationality: | Serb |
Highscore | 10 dead, 6 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | No |
Kosta was a 13-year-old boy from Belgrade, who on 3rd may 2023, got so angry that he pulled a mass shooting in his school killing 10 kids and injuring 6 more before getting arrested and probably sent to a children's asylum.
3rd May 2023 and aftermath
On that day, Kosta arrived Vladislav Ribnikar school at 8:30AM with: 9mm CZ-75 Shadow 2 pistol and a .22lr Ruger Mark II pistol. All the guns are from his alcoholic father. First, killed the school guard in the entrance who tried to steal his guns. Kosta, proceeds to go down a hallway and kills 2 hall monitors in a hallway. Kosta enters a room and begins to start shooting with is .22, hitting an history teacher only injuring her, after, starts to shot to th students (that they would probably being lazing in class), and kills 7 of them and injures 5. After killing the students, Kosta, shots the class windows without hitting people. drops his guns, and suddenly got V&. Saddly, he couldn't an hero there. Kosta, also Planned the massacre just a month before the massacre and did it very well, better than Harper Mercer, Dylann Roof or even Ilnaz Galyaviev. Also, in TikTok, some small group of thirsty girls that prayed him was created after the lulzfest. Also the the girls, said on TikTok that Kosta's height is 1.75 Mts tall (5,7 foot for Muricans). Also, the pigs checked his phone and notice about the Kawlumpine documentary material. We can probably say that Kosta is a Columbine copycat like the 50% of school shooters.
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Kosta and his phone, probably looking TikTok
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4 year old Kosta presenting his toys
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Kosta got V& :(
Kill count: | 10/20 Very high for a 13 year old |
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Accuracy: | 12/20 6 injured |
Style: | 15/20 Early teenager ragequit |
Butthurt: | 15/20 All along the planet |
Bonus: | 20/20 For only being a 2009 kid. |
Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen
Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen | |
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Nationality: | Inuit |
Highscore | 3 killed 2 injured |
Style | Single player, Hack'n'Slash |
An Hero? | Nope |
Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen is a Greenlandic Inuit who killed three people and wounded two others with a hammer in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, Greenland in the early morning hours of February 8, 2012, before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. Epic win for him.
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The house where Kununnguaq started his massacre.
Kill count: | 3/20 Mass attack |
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Accuracy: | 12/20 More kills than wounded |
Style: | 4/20 No motive, just random attack |
Butthurt: | 1/20 Just Greenland and Dansk reported it |
Bonus: | 10/20 2nd Iunit massacre |
Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze
Lev Romanovich Bidjakov & Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde | |
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Nationality: | Ruskie |
Highscore | 13 injured |
Style | CO-OP Mode Hack'n'Slash |
An Hero? | No (they tried) |
Lev Bidjakov (Bidzhakov) and Alexander Buslidze, were residents of Perm who on 15th January 2018 caused a mass stabbing at School No. 127 in Perm. Since they couldn't kill one person, they decided to stab each other. Alexander was even able to jump out of a window but unfortunately he failed and suffered fractures. Lev Bidzhakov was sentenced by the Motovilikha district court of Perm to 9 years and 8 months in prison. His accomplice Alexander Buslidze was declared insane in September 2018 and sent to mandatory treatment.
Lore
Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde was born on 15th may 2001, Alexander, wanted to become An Hero in sometimes but all failed beacause his father or mother caught him in the act.
Lev Romanovich Bidzhakov was born on 2nd august 2001, He was an excellent student and winner of an Olympiad in his light past. In 2012, at the age of 11, Lev beat other students in the olympiads . He was registered in a psychoneurological dispensary. Lev also used drugs to calm his impulses. In December 2017, Lev mixed alcohol with energy drinks, drank it and came to the school drunken as fuck.
The Stabbing
On 15th January 2022, Lev and Alexander at 10:20 AM, entred to the primary school using a old pass card. Lev and Alexander, they took out their knives and tried to beat Bichivin's high score. In room 308, they began their bloodbath by stabbing the teacher and several children. The teacher protected the children from these absolute fails and they left the classroom. After the attack, our heroes tried to commit suicide by stabbing each other with knives. Buslidze tried to jump out of a window and Bidjakov tried to bleed to death on the floor.
Gallery
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Yes, Lev wasn't gay
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Fanart of some mass shooters. Lev is the second one going from left to right.
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Lev bleeding
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Lev giving some cringe
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Lev, with a alcoholic junkie face
Graded score
Kill count: | 0/20 Seriously? |
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Accuracy: | 3/20 Bad and cheap columbine copycat |
Style: | 10/20 Good for doing on CO-OP mode |
Butthurt: | 2/20 Almost no one cried. Only butthurt in Perm region and other cities in Russia |
Bonus: | 0/20 Nope |
Longo Dhendonga
Longo Dhendonga | |
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Nationality: | Doctor Congo |
Highscore | 14 dead, 10 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | No |
A nigger and soldier from Congo that in July 2020 got wayyyy too drunk, entered a marketplace and pwned any villager unfortunate enough to cross his path, ultimately ridding the gene pool of the fair amount of 14 fellow niggers before being captured by authorities.
Kill count: | 14/20 Not bad for a drunk nigger. |
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Accuracy: | 16/20 4 injured. |
Style: | 10/20 Negra rage. |
Butthurt: | 2/20 Africa lol. |
Bonus: | 12/20 Black on black violence. |
Ľubomír Harman
Ľubomír Harman | |
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Nationality: | Slovak |
Highscore | 7 dead, 15 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | Yes |
Ľubomír was an 48 year old man who went amok in Bratislava before commiting suicide after being shot by police.
Ľubomír's life
Ľubomír, in 1998, becamed a member in a gun club. Also, had a work as a boilerman. His work pals called him "silent face".Since 1 August 2008, Ľubomír loses his job and becames a unemployed man. Months before the massacre, in 2010, he participed in a shooting competition. He commited suicide in 30th Agust 2010.
The Rampage
Ľubomír, at 9:40 a.m, had a discussion with his neighbours. Ľubomír grabs an VZ .58 rifle and begins to shot people in that floor killing 5 people. Exits the building and encounters a man, who was a familiar of the dead people and shots him after watching the dead corpses of his family, wounding him first before shoting him again killing him. Then encounters while walking, an old man who was scared of the shots and got shot injuring him. At 9:45 a.m, went amok in the Devínska Nová Ves neighbourhood, shooting the balconies killing another person and injuring 14 people before getting in a shotout with the police. The police shot him fataly, but while Ľubomír was injuried, he can manage to shot himself in the chin, instantly killing him.
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Kill count: | 7/20 ' |
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Accuracy: | 7/20 Did you really practice? |
Style: | 10/20 Slovak Rambo. |
Butthurt: | 18/20 Yes, a lot of people cried. |
Bonus: | 15/20 For an hero after being shot by police. |
Marek Nowak
Marek Nowak | |
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Nationality: | Pole |
Highscore | 0 dead, 2 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | No |
Marek Nowak, was a 18 year old schizo who shot and injuried 2 people on a polack school before surrendering to a janitor.
The shooting
El 27 de mayo de 2019, The asshole went into the Brześć Kujawski primary school armed with a black powder revolver around 10:00 a.m. He went to one of the classrooms, whose door was open, threw explosives, stunning the students and the teacher, and then began shooting. He hit and seriously injured 11-year-old student Oliwia. The rest of the students managed to escape from this schizo, and the perpetrator went out into the hallway and started shooting, but his shots did not hit anyone. A moment later he encountered a 59-year-old janitor, Marek shot and seriously wounded him. The attacker then tired to reload the weapon, but was intercepted by the school janitor, who ran towards the perpetrator and ordered him to surrender. This retard surrendered and was arrested shortly after by police who arrived at the scene.
Motive
The perpetrator's motives remains unknown. According to his thot and media reports, the perpetrator suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. He also posted unfunny memes about Cockumbine on his Facebook profile. In November 2018 Nowak escaped his family's home and was wanted by police. Earlier, in August 2018, he attacked two students of a nearby school with a knife, but didn't hurt any of them. He got arrested and sent to a psychiatric ward because policemen described his behavior as irrational. Before the shooting, Nowak attempted suicide several times, he also wrote about it online. After being stopped by police (after the shooting) the perpetrator told officers he used to be under psychiatric treatment. A few months before the attack, he pissed off his relationship and broke up with his thot because his mental state was fucked up.
Kill count: | 0/20 ' |
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Accuracy: | 0/20 Fail |
Style: | 2/20 Columbine copycat |
Butthurt: | 2/20 Poland crazed about 3 days |
Bonus: | 0/20 Fuck you |
Master Phasid Trutassanawin
Master Phasid Trutassanawin | |
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Born | September 21st, 2009 |
Nationality: | Thai |
Highscore | 3 dead, 4 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | No |
Master Phasid Trutassanawin / พสิษฐ์ ทรูทสนาวิน, was a 14 year old edgelord who shot up Siam Paragon Mall killing 3 ppl and injuring 4 more before getting V&
Lulzfest
Master, equiped with a glock 19, wearing glasses, a dark shirt, khaki cargo pants, and a baseball cap with an American flag, at approximately 3:35 p.m, traveled by BTS Skytrain and got off at Siam Station. He walked into the Siam Paragon shopping center and began shooting at approximately 4:10 p.m. The area inside and in front of the bathroom next to the Louis Vuitton store on the M floor. The NPC's, started to run out of the shopping center. Later, the assailant went up the escalator and opened fire on the 2nd and 3rd floors until he was detained. Police and mall security began evacuating employees and customers at around 4:45 pm, while other occupants went into hiding across the mall. Phasid surrendered as he had ran out of ammo adn then, got V& by the police at 5:08 pm and the Forensics Police took 40 rounds of ammunition from him.
Investigation
A social media post by an unnamed user who was in Siam Paragon at the time claimed she had aided a Chinese twin children whose "mother was shot and were unable to reach out to her" and only later be confirmed by the police that "their mother was dead." Police caught up with a 14-year-old suspect at the third floor of the Siam Kempinski Hotel, located at the rear of the mall. Phasid, the edgelord, believed that some random was "Telling him who to shoot " and that he also believed that someone was about to attack him, so he took out his Glock 9mm pistol and started shooting. Police also said the suspect had modified a blank gun to fire live rounds.
Gallery
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Phasid in the shooting range, with a revolver. SPONSORED BY COCA-COLA
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Discord
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The gun
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Gameplay footage
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Phasid is V&
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Phasid getting interrogated
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His shitty ass student ID
High Score
Kill count: | 3/20 Mass shooting |
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Accuracy: | 8/20 Didn't Headshot |
Style: | 15/20 Schizophrenic who believes they are going to kill him |
Butthurt: | 7/20 News coverage but got forgotten on 100 miliseconds |
Bonus: | 0/20 ' |
See Also
- Panya Khamrab: Thailand's highest score
- Jakrapanth Thomma: Thailand's former highest score
Mattias Flink
Mattias Flink | |
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Nationality: | Swede |
Highscore | 7 dead, 3 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | No |
On June 11th 1994, 24-year-old army officer Mattias Flink got drunk as fuck and decided to gear up with his army clothes, his Ak 5 and 150 rounds of ammo before setting out for a local park in Sweden to go for the High Score. He came across six wimmin of which he shot dead, shooting three other men a little later. After the shooting, Mattias fled to a nearby crane, staying there for a little while before climbing down and trying to make his way home. Suddenly, he stumbled upon two police officers who quickly shot him in the hip, causing him to collapse and get v&.
Mattias had a history of mental health issues and was described as having some kind of resentment towards women. Shortly before the shooting he'd had a mental breakdown which resulted in him being thrown out of a restaurant for bothering women.
After the dust had settled he was sentenced to life in prison. However; due to Sweden being on Easy difficulty, Mattias was released in 2014, on the 20 year anniversary of his attack. On that day, Swedes all over the country celebrated.
Kill count: | 7/20 Three injured. |
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Accuracy: | 12/20 Did alright being drunk and all. |
Style: | 13/20 Rambo. |
Butthurt: | 11/20 Butthurt in Sweden, the rest of the world didn't care much. |
Bonus: | 20/20 Got released. |
Mauricio Martinez Garcia
Mauricio Martinez Garcia | |
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Nationality: | Spic |
Highscore | 8 dead, 7 injured |
Style | FPS, Single Player |
An Hero? | No (killed by police) |
Mauricio was a self-proclaimed white supremacist (despite the fact that he was a spic) and former security guard who decided that Audrey Hale's 2023 lulzfest wasn't enough, and decided to aim for the High Score by going on a generic AR-15 mass shooting in a mall in Gunland. However, he only managed to slaughter 8 n00bs before being dropped by the cops. Among his victims were 3 gooks (who all had the surname "Cho"), 2 fellow spic kids, and an Indian. The shooting gained a decent amount of notoriety, with even Pedo Joe going on his usual whining about banning 'assault weapons'.
Kill count: | 8/20 7 injured |
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Accuracy: | 11/20 |
Style: | 10/20 Basic bitch mass shooting |
Butthurt: | 10/20 |
Bonus: | 5/20 Wrecked by the cops. |
Myles Sanderson
Myles Brandon Sanderson | |
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Nationality: | Injun |
Highscore | 11 dead, 18 injured |
Style | Hack'n'Slash, Single player |
An Hero? | ? |
Brothers Myles and Damien embarked on a coke-fueled murderous rampage. After their first attack was botched by Damien stepping in to stop it they left in their car and got into a fight, ending in Damien's death. Myles continued to drive and slaughtered family members and strangers alike in various locations, racking up 11 kills with only his trusty knife while leading the cops on a wild search.
3 days after the rampage, Myles was run off the road and arrested before succumbing to an "unspecified medical distress" in police custody.
Kill count: | 11/20 18 injured. |
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Accuracy: | 7/20 Should've stabbed a little harder. |
Style: | 15/20 Injun rage. |
Butthurt: | 18/20 3-day manhunt and international news. |
Bonus: | 15/20 Killed his brother and played solo. |
Nathaniel Jouett
Nathaniel Jouett | |
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Nationality: | Americunt |
Highscore | Killed 2 old librarians and injured 4. |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | No, surrendered |
This faggot murdered people at a random Library in Clovis, New Mexico in 2017. He was 16 years old at the time of the library killing spree. Despite getting his 4 inch dick wet by his jailbait thot GF, he still sperged out and went for the high score, mainly because he looked like a beta-male hispanic Sam Hyde. Warning signs include his liking to the bands Slipknot, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead and more. More information
Kill count: | 2/20 4 injured. |
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Accuracy: | 9/20 |
Style: | 10/20 Doing it at a library, where shootings aren't common. |
Butthurt: | 4/20 Nobody really gave a fuck. |
Bonus: | 0/20 You already got your dick wet though why did you do it? |
Nicolae Lungu
Nicolae Lungu | |
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Nationality: | Romanian |
Highscore | 7 dead, 6 injured |
Style | Single Player, Hack N'Slash |
An Hero? | No |
Nicolae Lungu was the sapoca hospital murderer, on 18th august 2019 at 3:00 AM killed 7 hospital patients and injuried 6 more with a IV stand for infusions.
Years before the attack, Nicolae beated his mother when he was drunk.
Kill count: | 7/20 not bad for a crazy gypsy |
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Accuracy: | 11/20 He killed more people than he injuried |
Style: | 10/20 Hack n'Slash |
Butthurt: | 8/20 Only popular case on romania, other countries didnt care the incident |
Bonus: | 10/20 For using a IV stand to his incident |
Pere Puig
Pere Puig Puntí | |
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Nationality: | Spaniard |
Highscore | 4 dead |
Style | Singleplayer |
An Hero? | No |
Pere Puig Puntí,was a 57 year old spainard who killed 4 people on a bar and a office in the town of Olot, Catalonia, Spain, before surrendering
Massacre
On 14 December 2010, Pere Puig, planed the lulzfest and arrived at a local bar at 8:30 AM. Then, talks with a random person for a while. Pere arrives at La Cuina de l'Anna a at 9:10 AM and starts the shooting with his .338 caliber Winchester Magnum rifle, killing Joan Tubert, 62, and Àngel Tubert, 35, father and son and owners of the company "Construciones Tubert S.L.", where the shooter was contrated until being fired. After his epic revenge, droves his blue Suzuki all-road car and arrives on local Caja del Mediterráneo's ofice, at 9:21 AM. At the same hour, begans to shoot again and kills two employees -Anna Pujol, 56, and Rafael Turró, 46-,both dying instantly. After he exits the office, surrenders to police and gets arrested. On June 26, 2018, Pere died on Terrassa penitentiary hospital pavilion. Puig was diagnosed with cancer.
Quotes and Gallery
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Pere in action
Graded Score
Kill count: | 4/20 |
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Accuracy: | 20/20 All kills |
Style: | 15/20 Sheriff style shooting |
Butthurt: | 9/20 Iberian Peninsula shocked until 2010 New Year's Eve |
Bonus: | 10/20 For successing on the revenge on his boss |
Petter Kyvik
Petter Kristian Kyvik | |
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Nationality: | Norwegian |
Highscore | 4 injured |
Style | Bomberman |
An Hero? | No |
During the night of May 1st, 1979, a small bomb went off near a government building, injuring two police officers and a 25-year-old man who lost some of his toes. The next day, another small bomb was thrown into a crowd during a communist-march. A security guard picked the bomb up, thinking it was a smoke-bomb. When it detonated, he lost several fingers and toes.
Investigation
As police began investigating the bombings, they realized the bombs were made from the same materials, meaning the two events were likely related. The suspect was quickly identified as Petter Kristian Kyvik卐, trainee military officer and member of Norwegian Front. Petter explained that he had stolen the bomb materials from his dad's basement, and snitched on a leader of Norwegian Front for giving him the orders. He was sentenced to 5 years in prsion, stating "For the glory of the fatherland" during sentencing.
Aftermath
After serving a few months, Petter escaped from prison only to be recaptured quickly. He escaped again in 1981, this time with more success. After being hospitalized, somehow he was able to escape to the French foreign legion, only to escape from them as well in 1982, this time to the Norwegian embassy. He was extradited and served his time, only to be released in 1983.
Petter and an accomplice were again arrested in 1983, after robbing a sports shop for 13 rifles and 6 shotguns. He was reported to have been fighting with protesters outside the US embassy in 1987, and later worked as a security guard for another far-right politician.
In 2011, Petter spectated Anders Behring Breivik's trial, but was asked to leave.
Kill count: | 0/20 |
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Accuracy: | 4/20 Caused a bit of damage, crippling police officers and filthy commies. |
Style: | 3/20 Failed and snitched. |
Butthurt: | 15/20 Escaped several times, causing a major headache for the authorities. |
Bonus: | 10/20 Showed his support to the local Justiciar Knight Commander. |
Raymond Spencer
Raymond Spencer | |
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Nationality: | Mutt Spic |
Highscore | 4 injured |
Style | Single player, Camping |
An Hero? | Yes |
Raymond Spencer, was a 23 year old spic who shot and injuried 4 people on a camping shooting before an hero. Also was the lost retarded brother of Brenda Spencer, who killed 2 and injuried 8 by shooting up the schoool. Also she camped on his parents apartament.
Shooting
Before he went postal, Raymond modified his four rifles to fire full-auto. He then attached a scope cam one of the rifles and started recording. At 15:17 PM, he begins to shoot the school by hitting on the windows injuring 2 students. Then, he shoots at the street, injuring a random officer who was trying to take cover from the rampage. After that, he hits his last victim, a random woman. Raymond, still continues shooting randomly but nobody is injuried after he reloaded. Getting bored, he stops his shootout and the recording and edits the school's Wikipedia article, reporting, "A basedman shot at the school on April 22, 2022. The suspect is still at large." and sends the gameplay footage to an anonymous 4chan forum. Raymond then becamed an hero and ended the shooting.
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Snipe 4 n00bs in the school. But they are alive
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His bedroom. Notice the Yakub poster on the wall
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Another angle
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His guns
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The bed, unmade
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The local school after Spencer's fail.
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Brenda Spencer style
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A foreskin nationalist
Kill count: | 0/20 No kills |
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Accuracy: | 1/20 He scored the same as Asa |
Style: | 9/20 Camper. Even Martin Peyerl did it better |
Butthurt: | 1/20 Nobody gives a fuck |
Bonus: | 5/20 For an hero |
Robert Crayton Jr.
Robert Crayton Jr. | |
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Nationality: | Nigger |
Highscore | 4 dead |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | Yes |
Some small-time actor killed his family. Starred in minor roles in various movies and TV-shows.
Kill count: | 4/20 Crappy family killer |
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Accuracy: | 20/20 No injuried during the massacre |
Style: | 0/20 Family killing, so common |
Butthurt: | 8/20 Not so much butthurt |
Bonus: | 20/20 For an hero |
External links
Roger Kjetså
Roger Kjetså | |
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Born | January 12, 1977 |
Died | January 13, 2002 (aged 25) |
Nationality: | Norwegian |
Highscore | 3 dead, 1 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | Yes |
Roger was a 25-year-old Norwegian gas station employee and soldier for the home guard. On his 25th birthday he would end up killing three people and critically injuring one more with his service rifle.
The Shooting
While hosting a birthday party for himself with his friends, an argument broke out over someone else drinking his liqour without permission and Roger went into a blind rage, screaming at everyone present to get the fuck out of there. Some of his closest friends stayed behind a little while trying to calm him down and offering to stay with him, but Roger refused and told them he would go to sleep for the night. The unsuspecting friends subsequently left the house to regroup at another friend's house to keep the party going.
At this point, Roger geared up in his army uniform, grabbed his AG-3 and 100 rounds of ammunition before setting out to follow his friends to their hideout to fucking end them all.
After some more heavy partying, Roger's best friend (who hosted the current party) was found sitting in a chair with a bullet hole in his throat. The one who discovered him was suddenly hit in the arm and leg and tried to run away, only to get hit four more times in the back. The first victim's parents were also killed in a separate room. People freaked out and called police, who arrived at the house over an hour later. In total, 78 bullet holes were found in the house.
At this point, Roger called the emergency services several times to explain he had done something terrible, but was dismissed. Witnesses described seeing the young man pacing back and forth in the wintery conditions, smoking and talking into a phone. Roger made his way to a small shed 50 meters away from the initial crime scene, texted his friends his last message and blew his brains out with his AG-3.
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Gallery
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Roger (middle) celebrating his birthday, few hours before everything went wrong.
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"Here is the triple-murderer and his best friend. Few hours later, they were both dead." "In this picture, Roger Kjetså (to the left) together with his friend Christian Tufto. Later the same evening he kills his friend, his parents and himself."
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Cops outside the house where it all took place.
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A rifle just like the one Roger used.
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Suicide message. Translation is found above.
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The shed in which Roger blew his brains out.
Kill count: | 3/20 |
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Accuracy: | 2/20 Did absolutely shit with a fully automatic battlerifle in a crowded house.. |
Style: | 10/20 Rogue soldier. |
Butthurt: | 0/20 Nobody cares, even memoryholed in Norway although being one of the first proper mass shootings in modern times. |
Bonus: | 0/20 |
Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam
Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam | |
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Nationality: | Iranian |
Highscore | 14 dead, 11 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | No (Shot by cops) |
Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the Iranian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a gun and a fuckton of ammo.
Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.
Kill count: | 14/20 ' |
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Accuracy: | 12/20 |
Style: | 10/20 Rogue soldier. |
Butthurt: | 4/20 Just another day in Iran. |
Bonus: | 15/20 Cop-killer. |
Sicelo Dlamini
Sicelo Dlamini | |
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Nationality: | Swazi |
Highscore | 1 dead, 10 injured |
Style | Single player, Hack'N'Slash |
An Hero? | No (Killed by a mob) |
Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.
Life
In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously cried between 2 weeks. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local psychisatric hospital between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his ADHD and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to go out with him. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.
The Fail
The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting phumani la (go away), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.
Gallery
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The stones used to smash Sicelo, the only image of the incident.
Graded Score
Kill count: | 1/20 A cocksucker student |
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Accuracy: | 2/20 Swazi's worst fail |
Style: | 5/20 Sk00l St4bb1ng |
Butthurt: | 5/20 Lulz in Eswatini, South Africa didnt covered the news. |
Bonus: | 20/20 For doing it in drugs |
Uroš Blažić
Uroš Blažić | |
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Nationality: | Serb |
Highscore | 9 dead, 13 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | No |
Uroš Blažić, a 21 year old man, killer 9 people and injuried 13 others in the villages of Mladenovac and Smederevo.
On 4th may 2023, Uroš was in the courtyard of his home with some friend when a discussion breaks. He, angry, tooks his Kalashnikov rifle and starts a shooting in Dubona. Then, Uroš wents to Malo Orašje where he shot more people and fastly, calls a taxi that took him to Vinjište, near Kragujevac where he hided from police. after several minutes, Uroš was V& by police.
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He got V&
Kill count: | 9/20 ' |
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Accuracy: | 13/20 Unraped |
Style: | 5/20 Discuss shooting |
Butthurt: | 7/20 Overshadowed by other incidents |
Bonus: | 0/20 ' |
Vadim Miloshevsky
Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky | |
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Nationality: | Belaruskie |
Highscore | 2 dead, 2 injured |
Style | Single player, Hack'N'Slash |
An Hero? | No |
Vadim Vitalievich Miloshevsky, was the 15 year old Stoubtsy school stabber, who killed a 17 year old student and a 53 year old teacher before getting V&.
Background
15-year-old Vadim Miloshevsky, was a child that every parent can only dream about. He was intelligent, quiet, polite, had good grades, attended classes religiously and never caused any troubles whatsoever. Vadim also successfully played football and was a crucial part of the school team.
THE ATTACK
At 7:40 a.m. of 11 February, 2019, our hero Vadim Miloshevsky came to the school, entered his regular and boring history class, left his backpack at his desk and begin to score. First, stabbed his 53-year-old teacher Marina Parchimovich in the neck and chest, without saying a word. Two of Vadim’s classmates tried to save her from the death, but were injured for being absolutley useless. Then, he went to another classroom, and attacked 17-year-old zoomer Alexander Romanov. Just as Marina Parchimovich that died before an ambulance could arrive, Alexander didn’t have any chance of survival and died epicly in the hands of his father. Meanwhile the attacker attempted to enter other classrooms, but was not successful because terrified students barricaded the doors. Pissed off Vadim left the school. At 10:10 a.m. he was V& on the street with his bloody knife on him. Police found in his backpack a hammer, firecrackers and smoke bombs. Vadim’s classmates that suffered serious, but not life threatening injuries were attended to a local hospital.
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Vadim is V&
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The pwned
Kill count: | 2/20 School map highest score in Belarus |
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Accuracy: | 10/20 Could you better stabb in the backhead? |
Style: | 10/20 Laughing teen attack |
Butthurt: | 7/20 Belarus and Russia schocked. Rest of the world didnt cover the news |
Bonus: | 0/20 ' |
Viateur Nkurunziza
Viateur Nkurunziza | |
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Nationality: | Rwandan |
Highscore | 6 dead, 3 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | No (Killed by a pal) |
Viateur was one of the 1.000 soldiers in the old Rwanda. On the 10th may 1998, he went to a local bar to drink a lot of beer. After getting drunk, Viateur and his drunked friends went to the military barracks of death around 8PM. Viateur went rambo with a Sub-machine gun killing 6 fellas and injuring 3 more before his fellow comrade shot him in the head.
Kill count: | 6/20 Really decent score. |
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Accuracy: | 3/20 Survivors |
Style: | 20/20 Rwandan Fort Hood |
Butthurt: | 2/20 África. |
Bonus: | 15/20 For doing it in the barracks and for being drunked as fuck |
Zaniar Matapour
ثنایار متاعپور | |
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Nationality: | Iranian immigrant |
Highscore | 2 dead, 21 injured |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | No |
Zaniar Matapour is a 42-year-old Iranian who immigrated to Norway when he was 12, and would 30 years later in 2022 shoot up a gay bar with a pistol and what was described by bystanders as an "automatic weapon", yet managed to do absolutely terrible and get tackled to the ground by some butch dyke. The attack's strategic timing resulted in Oslo Pride getting cancelled, causing unimaginable butthurt for Norwegian multiculti faggots around the country.
Zaniar is, in a sense, the islamist counterpart of Philip Manshaus, as they both got terrible scores and got tackled to the ground by one of their would-be victims in a humiliating fashion.
PST (Norwegian FBI) had Zaniar on their radar as early as 2015 due to him being affilliated with other known Mudslime-supremacists. In earlier years he had gotten arrested for posession of 150 grams of cocaine which he'd hidden in a public bathroom at a shopping mall, as well as attempted murder.
He also beat the fuck out of a Norwegian comedian who was banging his sister in 2016. Police did nothing due to "lack of information".
Shortly before the shooting Zaniar was stopped in a car along with fellow high-profile Islamist and mediawhore Arfan Bhatti, who is now on the lam as a wanted fugitive.
Kill count: | 2/20 Should've fucking aimed better. |
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Accuracy: | 0/20 What the fuck was he doing? |
Style: | 2/20 Spray and pray before running away like a pussy. |
Butthurt: | 16/20 Caused Oslo faggots to not celebrate Pride. |
Bonus: | 10/20 Refuse to talk to police. |
See Also