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Somebody should do something about it.

The taste of Freedom.

McDonald's is a children's restaurant where poor people go to eat cheap, processed, greasy food for less, and is the official symbol of American gluttony. McDonald's has established many cells (called franchises) in countries all over the world, where they continue to kill innocent Chinese kids with American poison, at which time the bloated yellow carcasses are stripped of their delicious meat and sold back in America as Happy Meals.

It should also be noted that UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you take a girl to McDonald's for a first date, you Jew.

Super Size Me

Note how well the dicks were shopped out of his mouth.

Long ago, Morgan Spurlock made a shit movie called "Super Size Me" about him being a fatass and eating nothing but super sized McDonald's food for a month. Immediately after seeing that, if eaten without moderation, McDonald's food is more unhealthy than it usually is, they immediately removed super sizing from the menu. Much butthurt was had by fat people worldwide, while simultaneously lulz were had by master troll Spurlock.

They love niggers

Moar info: 365Black.com.

Seriously McDonalds
   
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Like the unique African Baobab tree, which nourishes its community with its leaves and fruit, McDonald's has branched out to the African-American community nourishing it with valuable programs and opportunities.
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—McD's PR shithead

McDonald's actually decided to celebrate its contribution to the 60% higher rate of McDiabeetus in black communities by making this fucktarded website.

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Videos

Ronald was originally a pedophile hobo clown

Because when you think McDonald's, the first thing that comes to mind is shitty dancing

You know something's badass if it's advertised on shitty E.T. ripoffs

A tranny is fucked up in a McDonald's

People fuck in the bathroom of another McDonald's - and the manager is soo butthurt! "that bathroom smell like pussy, I'm callin' the cops to have you locked up for indecent exposure"

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Gallery

  • Chicken McNuggets about to be cooked
    Chicken McNuggets about to be cooked
  • Chicken McNuggets after being cooked
    Chicken McNuggets after being cooked
  • Is Mayor McCheese gonna hafta choke a bitch?
    Is Mayor McCheese gonna hafta choke a bitch?
  • Getting pwnt by the Burger King
    Getting pwnt by the
    Burger King
  • Americans LOL
    Americans LOL
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  • Y SO FATTENING?
    Y SO FATTENING?
  • I'm lovin' it!
    I'm lovin' it!
  • Typical McDonald's customers.
    Typical McDonald's customers.
  • Mcdonald's will increase your bust size, and everything else.
    Mcdonald's will increase your bust size, and everything else.
  • Azns rikey the bigmac
    Azns rikey the bigmac
  • McFlapps, when you just can't get any.
    McFlapps, when you just can't get any.
  • File:11553 - mcdonalds.jpg
  • Where's your Happy Meal now?
    Where's your Happy Meal now?
  • Resistance is futile
    Resistance is futile
  • Ronald getting some action
    Ronald getting some action
  • Even men turn him on. Ronald's expression says it all.
    Even men turn him on. Ronald's expression says it all.
  • The restaurant of choice for Nigras.
    The restaurant of choice for Nigras.
  • Nigras "rollin", in McD colours
    Nigras "rollin", in McD colours
  • A picture from McDonald's recent pornography line.
    A picture from McDonald's recent pornography line.
  • What to do when you don't have enough money to get hamburgers.
    What to do when you don't have enough money to get hamburgers.
  • Which to hate MOAR, animu or Ronald...
    Which to hate MOAR, animu or Ronald...
  • Can't beat the feeling
    Can't beat the feeling
  • Suck it, Jarred.
    Suck it, Jarred.
  • BernieMac. This picture was taken right before his death.
    BernieMac. This picture was taken right before his death.
  • Try the new Anus Burger
    Try the new Anus Burger
  • If you wanted to be an old woman, Ron, you could have at least paid for decent plastic surgery.
    If you wanted to be an old woman, Ron, you could have at least paid for decent plastic surgery.
  • Gentlemen
    Gentlemen
  • The Real Ronald McDonald
    The Real Ronald McDonald
  • Pennywise abortin babies in ur McDonald's
    Pennywise abortin babies in ur McDonald's
  • Sup Dawg we heard u like McDonalds....
    Sup Dawg we heard u like McDonalds....
  • Fail date is fail
    Fail date is fail
  • Inuyasha does not want a Happy Meal.
    Inuyasha does not want a Happy Meal.
  • The People's Republic of Mickey D's
    The People's Republic of Mickey D's
  • The truth about Ronald McDonald kids!
    The truth about Ronald McDonald kids!
  • BANZAI MCDONALD-SAMA!
    BANZAI MCDONALD-SAMA!
  • A satisfied McDonalds customer.
    A satisfied McDonalds customer.
  • Charles Ramsey is made for life in the BigMac stakes...
    Charles Ramsey is made for life in the BigMac stakes...
  • McJuggalos
    McJuggalos
  • BUY IT FGT!
    BUY IT FGT!
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See Also

A Tasteful Hello Kitty Happy Meal toy.
 McDonald's
is part of a series on
Food and Drink

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