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Asdfmovie
asdfmovie (otherwise known as Hurhur he sed banana so random xdded) is a satirical animated web series created by coattail-riding whiteknight Tomska (Powerword: Thomas Ridgewell) The series consists of SOOO RANDOMM XD SAUCE jokes and not much else, and it's for that reason 13-year-old boys (and probably you, you fucking embarrassment) blow their pre-mature loads to it. Coupled with shitty, flat, grade-three-level visuals, asdfmovie makes for the perfect shitstorm.
Despite being a stinking turd of a series, asdfmovie has managed to garner a collective 335+ million views, with only 9 episodes (this is excluding the music videos, and the other bullshit) from little children, and of course, you (you probably laughed at the "I Like Trains" joke, didn't you? Don't lie.)
History
After weaseling his way into Eddsworld, our friend Tom still had a craving for some of that sweet internet fame, yo. Though instead of leeching off someone else's work, Tom decided he'd create something of his own, with that something being a webcomic. Acknowledging the fact he has no talent for drawing (or anything for that matter), and refusing to fork any of his precious shekels over to someone with some artistic capability (he still doesn't) Tom decided to use some shitty emoticons he designed for MSN Messenger as characters, because why not.
Disheartened by the fact no one read his shitty comics, Tom needed a new way to get his desired fame, whilst not having to put any real effort into achieving it. Then as luck would have it, he stumbled upon The Lazer Collection (some shitty cartoon about some shitty meme), and Tom decided to take his comics, and create a cartoon based on them. Naturally though, even the simplest of animation requires more effort and talent than Mr. Ridgewell possesses, so paid someone £20 to do it for him. Unlike his comics, the cartoon went viral, and two years later Tom would begin to produce more of this awful shit for manchildren (such as himself) and 13-year-old boys alike. And thus, asdfmovie was born.
Comedy Gold
Most of the jokes in asdfmovie can hardly even be considered jokes. Jokes have punchlines, and are supposed to be humorous. What asdfmovie delivers is OMG LOL RANDOM XD humor, that even the downiest of all kids can think of, though Tom likes to claim he suffers from Writer's Block whilst writing these videos (maybe an attempt to solicit pity, or maybe he's just that retarded.)
Here are some of the funniest XD parts of the asdfmovies
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