User talk:Awildbeast

Hi!

You're awesome! 05:03, 29 December 2013 (EST)

RE:Bryan 'Animal' Wilson

Requests should be directed to Needed/Proposed which you may find on the sidebar. I discussed this with another administrator and we decided not to post it there as we don't accept personal article requests. You're welcome to write about something should you wish. 17:29, 1 January 2014 (EST)

These aren't really nudes, now are they?   VX BREATHE DEEP   20:32, 1 January 2014 (EST)

those are not n00dz. -hipcrime 00:45, 2 January 2014 (EST)

hello. thank you for contributing to Encyclopedia Dramatica. please take some time to look over the primer, some helpful hints, and what we are all about. because some of those pages were written at the time of the old regime, some of the wording might be overly harsh. by the way, people usually don't want ED articles about themselves, although some people who are eager to have an ED article are actually hoping for an increase in their view counts. the only thing that can help your article is either some extremely juicy detail, or your nudes. nudes are always relevant, and the only sure fire way to prevent your article from being deleted or possibly redirected. i don't want to encourage you to do dangerous things and post the videos to youtube. instead, i am trying to extract your nudes so your shit won't get deleted. please include a timestamp, /b/ style, full body is better, but i'd take a mirror shot with your face and genitals included, preferably with an erection. do you have any sex tapes or... anything? which brings up another point, are you gay? do you have AIDS? if so, let's meet for coffee and sex. -hipcrime 00:45, 2 January 2014 (EST)

https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.es

You should join the forums, you'll fit right in. 11:24, 2 January 2014 (EST)

In all seriousness, you should stick around ED and write some articles, that's how you prove you're our #1 fan! 14:10, 2 January 2014 (EST)

Yes hello

Excuse me, what is this vanity shit? - Scamp ^(Talk) - 11:42, 2 January 2014 (EST)

Hello

If someone promised you or demanded from you, something in return for content or the removal of content then you have been trolled and lied to. Nobody from ED has, or would, promise an article in exchange for photos or anything else. --Mantequilla (talk) 13:57, 2 January 2014 (EST)

i would only have you look at the article's history. the user started his own article, and typically these articles are given a couple of weeks and then deleted as abandoned drafts if nobody works on them. well it was unlikely anyone would have worked on this, so i playfully wrote in the second revision 'needsmore n00dz' and i think i rewrote it to be more critical, never dreaming that the guy would deliver. well, he did, and i woke to find ALL of it deleted. and now, redirected. i think that if our job is only to delete spam or shit posts, the shit posts should at least have a couple of weeks to be expanded. what if the kid in the next couple of weeks ended up in my bed? that would be ed worthy imo. i think i tried to direct him to the forums, but the manner might have been overly subtle. -hipcrime 17:13, 2 January 2014 (EST)

NYPA

  VX BREATHE DEEP   14:28, 2 January 2014 (EST)

hello x3

hello. i am hipcrime. thank you for the n00dz, but one of our bureaucrats has redirected your article to a template. i am about to lose my sysop by undoing him. i am saving the n00dz, just in case. many thanks for delivering. crunchy stoner types really tickle my pickle. -hipcrime 17:00, 2 January 2014 (EST)

RE:Scampi

I can only hope that you decide to retract that comment, we're not Wikipedia and never will be, but we still have rules for good reasons. While I understand that you have concerns, you're new and probably don't know how we operate. hipcrime is seeking to make an exception, but remember that your request was denied by another admin and myself. So if hipcrime wishes to make a case, it would be best to let him speak for himself. Until then I can only encourage you to contribute and learn about ED, if you have any question I am happy to assist. 19:41, 2 January 2014 (EST)

this video. of young sk8rs showing their feet. totally not gay, i promise. moar videos of your own feet pls. smoosh hamburger between your toes pls. try to get the sounds of the meat squishing up twixt your toes pls. also, how much do you charge to put your foot up my ass? i will be good and clean out my holes before beginning, i am quite good at it. so, how about that AIDS and coffee? -hipcrime 21:20, 2 January 2014 (EST)

	“	And you of all people should show me support since you also requested n00dz on my talkpage and I entertained it.	„

No, that is not the case. I derided your abject failure in providing nudes the first time it had been requested of you. While I would very much enjoy deleting your article and tossing you out on your ass, I have no desire to ruin hipcrime's good fun.   VX BREATHE DEEP   22:56, 2 January 2014 (EST)

"smoosh hamburger between your toes pls"

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"smoosh hamburger between your toes pls"

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^this • Mr.Jonzz 03:08, 3 January 2014 (EST)

Asking for it

Stick to your talk page for 3 days; it's not as if you actually edit. You have been shown more clemency than you've any right to, so perhaps you should use this time to consider why you should not be a self-entitled jackass.   VX BREATHE DEEP   06:08, 3 January 2014 (EST)

Oh look guys. I'm being blocked by a responsible sys op because he maaaaad at what I said. Stick to your own talk page and stay off mine then, you turd. Don't spew crap and not expect a response, and save your banhammering for someone who deserves it. What are you trying to prove by blocking me, that you're that much of an internet tough guy and bigshot on ED? Look out guys, we have a badass here. And piping asking for it made no sense in this case either btw. Animal 08:51, 3 January 2014 (EST)

And rly you can ban me all you want, fgt. An amazing person wrote an amazing article for me, and that's all I care about. And it still doesn't change the fact that you scoped out my n00dz. Real original renaming me Animal Fucker too. Your title as "Intelligence branch" is very misleading. Animal 09:44, 3 January 2014 (EST)

kill yourself

now Uberfukken 06:41, 3 January 2014 (EST)

Hurry up and join our forums! 09:49, 3 January 2014 (EST)

Done! Who changed me to AWD? I liked Animal Fucker better. And y u no email back, Schnooky? Animal 10:50, 3 January 2014 (EST)

you're back to Animal Fucker, that's just a custom title. also, i can't wait to see you on EDF2. :D -hipcrime 11:11, 3 January 2014 (EST)

Animal Fucker it is <3

I'm being welcomed on EDF so warmly, I love it. I've already received 3 affectionate awards and I barely made my first post. There's no place like home. Be sure to have DX drop by too so we can play some more. He's clearly stressed with being an ED arbitraitor and needs vacation time Animal 11:30, 3 January 2014 (EST)

Obvious trollbait. Uberfukken 11:35, 3 January 2014 (EST)

I just think me and the D got off on the wrong paw is all. Animal 11:48, 3 January 2014 (EST)

banned

hello. i saved your article here: User:Hipcrime/personal fap vault/Animal Wilson. i will do a history merge for correct attribution tonight when the crats are asleep or stoned. also, i don't know how much you want to evade your ban, but read this thread for protips. good luck finding female furries. there are dozens of male ones who will suck the red right from your rocket. -hipcrime 15:44, 3 January 2014 (EST)

Animal speaks

“	Am I mad? No, not at all. I stated from the beginning that I was a fan of ED and all I wanted was for someone to ED-ify me in its traditional satire. Sys op Hipcrime took it upon himself to do this just for fun. Whether his article about me stays or not doesn't matter to me. The fact is that someone granted a fan his wish and this fan loved it. I never intended to be a creator/contributor because it would be too distracting for my life outside of the internet. There are enough people on ED who already do that, and I'd rather just leave it up to the pros. I had lots of fun interacting with you EDiots while I did. Keep the lulz coming!	„
—Animal

This came via email from Animal. I am reposting it here, despite his ignoring my request for smoosh videos. Also, he says he likes Jonzzy's QOTN, which is current, and which I had overlooked. -hipcrime 17:05, 4 January 2014 (EST)

The charm wore off, back to business!   17:09, 4 January 2014 (EST)