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User:TwisterTesticles/Sandbox
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
ATTENTION!
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen. |
File:Logan Swan IRL.png | |
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Logan Swan | |
Born | 7th April 2004 |
Nationality | Americunt |
Residence | Washington |
Ethnicity | White Devil |
Gender | Male |
Sexuality | Pedophile, Zoophile |
Aliases | BubbleBunny PoggerBash EngelToonz engel_engelbash |
Occupation | Tard raging online and pissing off his Mommy |
Engelbash (Powerword: Logan Swan) is a bratty, butthurt, bloodlusted, terminally autistic, homophobic, racist, retarded, vicious and mental sped with pedophilic and zoophilic tendencies who is obsessed with blowing bubblegum and making huge bubbles. He also loves disgusting snot bubbles like Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron's one, bunnies such as the Pink Berets from Despicable Me, Peter Rabbit, Cottontail, the Rabbids from the Rayman franchise, Invader Zim, Fanboy and Chum Chum, Jimmy Neutron, My Life as a Teenage Robot and many more shitty TV series, mainly from Nickelodeon. He spends all day in his shitty Discord server tard-raging about shit no one cares about, having idiotic roleplays where he rps as users he hates and uses his "Geo Guy" tupper to spam the word "nigger" and use @everyone pings to annoy the hell out of everyone. He also likes making fun of 9/11, fapping to child porn all day and generally being a sick fuck that is completely mental and retarded. This freak also has an army of goons that love spamming the shit out of others in multiple platforms or inviting them to troll groupchats.
Engel's Origins
Engel's Relations
Fuckbuddies and Sex Slaves
- Dylan Dubeault/SpongeBobFanatic1995 - A fat, racist, ugly and retarded 25-year-old pedophile manchild that groomed Logan together with Chuck, only to get groomed back by Engel together with Chuck in return, making the 3 get crazier than ever. Dylan is obsessed with his plushies of underaged characters such as Bubbles from The Powerpuff Girls and calls them his “wives”. He slobbers, licks, and kisses them all over like a disgusting shut-in and basement dweller whose only source of interaction with woman are shitty children's cartoons and porn.
- ChuckTheEpicBoi - Another fat, racist retarded manchild pedo who unlike Dylan, instead of being a plushophile, Chuck is a disgusting zoophile. Like Dylan, he groomed Engel together with him that made Engel crazier, and the Engel groomed them in return which made the 3 reach Adam Lanza-levels of crazy. One of Chuck’s waifus is Penelope, a character from Hamtaro who is a BABY HAMSTER, which not only shows that Chuck is a pedophile, but he is also a sick fuck zoophile interested in baby fuck. Chuck likes celebrating George Floyd's death and has made many BLM members asshurt with his shenanigans.
- Christian Adams - An absolute fucktard at the age of 17-years-old with zero brain cells and the only brain matter underneath that thick skull of his being a single brain stem or just a fucking puddle. He will forever go down for making The789Guy divulge the secret plot against Mar9122/WomblingAmber by being a Toony white knight, and Toony being an Islamophobic, Homophobic Fundie and pedo defender.
- FineLime - A 15-year-old pansexual nigger faggot from Soviet Canuckistan that jacks off to children's cartoons such as Yo Gabba Gabba, Noggin, Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!, Sprout, Fanboy and Chum Chum, and The Wiggies. His nicknames include: FishLick, FuckLick, FuckLime, FishLime, Noggin Pedo, Child Porn Master and TheNogginPedo. After the nigger doxxed Engel's mom's phone number and tried reporting him to her, Engel got so scared he started sucking Geoshea and FineLime's microwangs in a desperate bid to avoid the wrath of his mommy. Now he is back to being an EngelGoon.
- TheToonTrain - He used to be one of Mar9122's fuckbuddies. He is a severely autistic fundie who hates any religion that's not Christianity, is racist, homophobic and has severe rage issues. Also told KillerPyro (a PEDOPHILE!) to lie to the cops if they come to his door.
- Seunghwan Lee - A very butthurt bratty fatass insurgent homicidal retarded bloodthirsty autistic rebellious Korean Slant rogue kid back at Miraheze's kitchen who's said to be like a 16 year old. He exists because he likes drama and flame wars that he won't stop doing peace shit. He has a huge crush on Freealand, a Korean Twitter artist, and he won't shut up about it because of TITS and BRAWL STARS. His source of sexual arousal is flame wars, drama, peace shit, and people overall being dickheads. After he got banned from someone's server for posting a picture of his penis, he now hangs out in Engelbash's server as its the only place he has left, and he is also pals with Engel and David nowadays.
- Jeff Marks - A 24-year-old manchild who is obsessed with Chuck E. Cheese. Annoying, never shuts up and even asks a sexually inappropriate question outside the NSFW channels. Clueless, and has no clue about what others are talking about and would randomly blurt out irrelevant things in an irritating fashion; also tends to spam questions.
- David Allen Dunning/BobTheBuilderYes CaillouNo - An obese, sociopathic, vicious and pig-faced autistic manchild who whacks off his nearly-nonexistent micropenis to his favourite cartoon Bob the Builder 24/7 like some kind of freak with the emotional maturity of a toddler. He betrays and joins people at the drop of the hat due to being too retarded to make up his own mind.
- Onion Mastori - Some extremely childish manchild that has a massive boner for "cute things" like Sanrio, Hamtaro and My Melody and many more while thinking his name is adorable when really its fucking childish. He likes trashing shit he hates (and wasting money in the process!), making cow shit videos all day and generally being an incompetent fuckup that is useless and contributes nothing of value.
- ReddiestReddy578 - An idiotic and incredibly immature spammer just like LordMaroon08 that gets butthurt whenever people aren’t active in his server, kicks them out if they’re inactive while hypocritically throwing tantrums when people leave. Threw a massive tantrum in KBOS' server by being overly rude when being questioned for his age, even imitating computers in a very immature and childish fashion.
Not Anime!!!
The Logan Wars
See Also
- Ass Burgers
- Cartoons
- Geoshea - Arch-nemesis.
- Invader Zim - His primary fap material other than bunnies.
- Pedophile
- Pervert
- Playboy
- Sick fuck
- United States
- Zoophile - He loves jacking off to bunnies anyways.