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Below are the other pages on my userspace, which have been alphabetised for your ease of access: <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User_talk:Bastardman" title="User talk:Bastardman">Talk</a> • <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Bastardman/Test" title="User:Bastardman/Test">Test</a> • <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Bastardman/Userboxes" title="User:Bastardman/Userboxes">Userboxes</a> <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Bastardman" title="Special:Contributions/Bastardman">Contributions</a> • <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special:Log/block&user=Bastardman" class="external text" target="_blank" title="http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special:Log/block&user=Bastardman" rel="nofollow">Blocks</a> • <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special:Log/protect&user=Bastardman" class="external text" target="_blank" title="http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special:Log/protect&user=Bastardman" rel="nofollow">Protects</a> • <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special:Log/delete&user=Bastardman" class="external text" target="_blank" title="http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special:Log/delete&user=Bastardman" rel="nofollow">Baletions</a> • <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special:Log/move&user=Bastardman" class="external text" target="_blank" title="http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Special:Log/move&user=Bastardman" rel="nofollow">Moves</a> • <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Rape" title="Rape">Rapes</a>
<a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Horseshoe.png" class="internal" title="For your exceptional contributions to the site, and to the entire field of greatness in general, I hereby award you with this Encyclopædia Dramatica Horseshoe. You've earned it. --Someone other than Bastardman 13:15, 20 June 2006 (UTC)"><img alt="For your exceptional contributions to the site, and to the entire field of greatness in general, I hereby award you with this Encyclopædia Dramatica Horseshoe. You've earned it. --Someone other than Bastardman 13:15, 20 June 2006 (UTC)" longdesc="/Image:Horseshoe.png" class="thumbimage" src="/web/20071027053115im_/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/a7/Horseshoe.png" width="110" height="107" /></a> For your exceptional contributions to the site, and to the entire field of greatness in general, I hereby award you with this Encyclopædia Dramatica Horseshoe. You've earned it. --<a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Listusers" title="Special:Listusers">Someone other than Bastardman</a> 13:15, 20 June 2006 (UTC) My Photo Space <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Guy.jpg" class="image" title=""><img alt="" longdesc="/Image:Guy.jpg" src="/web/20071027053115im_/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/9/92/Guy.jpg/250px-Guy.jpg" width="250" height="392" /></a> Hey, ladies! Hit me up on my <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User_talk:Bastardman" title="User talk:Bastardman">talk page</a> for some sexing. Hi! I'm Bastardman (pronounced bæst^rdmæn, bɔstədman or bæθt^rdmæn for those with lysps), your friendly neighbourhood <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Listadmins" title="Special:Listadmins">administrator</a>. I don't use my real life name on the <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Internet" title="Internet">Internet</a> because I believe it to be unsafe. The one thing the Internet has taught me is to always be vigilant regarding to whom I disclose my real world identity, lest a serial <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Child" title="Child">child</a> <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Rape" title="Rape">rapist</a> use my computer to break into my home, steal all my worldly possessions and brutally <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Sodomy" title="Sodomy">sodomise</a> me in my sleep, leaving me none the wiser about my aching rectum. I currently reside in the basement of a delapidated straw hut, or "crannóg", in the west of <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Ireland" title="Ireland">Ireland</a> with my parents, my grandparents and the twenty seven of my brothers and sisters who survived last month's famine. In my spare time I enjoy training lab rats to perform experimental keyhole surgery on the knee caps of arthritis sufferers, cobbling together fully functional <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Old_media" title="Old media">Telex machines</a> out of Kellogg's brand breakfast cereal boxes and tobogganing. I am currently in my third year of Obscure Fijian Folk Music Studies at <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/College" title="College">Blarney O' Riordan's College of Further Education</a>, Ballybegorra, Galway. I first came to <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Encyclop%C3%A6dia_Dramatica" title="Encyclopædia Dramatica">Encyclopædia Dramatica</a> at 17:13 UST, August 23rd, <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/2005" title="2005">2005</a>. I was crying softly to myself and masturbating to an Ash/Brock <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Animu" title="Animu">Pokémon</a> <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Slash" title="Slash">slash</a> story when an IM window popped up, informing me of the existence of a website so amazing, so awesome, it had to be seen to be believed. After a few hours, however, I got tired of watching <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Meatspin" title="Meatspin">Meatspin</a> and decided to browse around the net further, and finally I stumbled upon ED. I was little more than an excitable, precocious young lad in the top of my game. The Internet was an intriguing, new frontier for me, and I wanted to make my mark on it. I wanted to make a name for myself. I wanted to take the <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Internet" title="Internet">Internet</a> in my arms, croon to it softly, and then bend it over, taking its innocence by force, and finally depositing my <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Semen" title="Semen">seed</a> within its fertile womb.		<a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Unwarranted_self-importance" title="Unwarranted self-importance">My Userboxes</a> <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/English" title="English">en</a> This user is a <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Indian" title="Indian">native</a> speaker of <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/English" title="English">English</a>. <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Germany" title="Germany">de</a>-1 Diese Jüden haben kleine Auschwitz vor <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/German" title="German">Hitler</a> mit Übermensch. <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Spanish" title="Spanish">es</a>-1 Este el <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Spanish" title="Spanish">taco</a> un burrito mucho gracias amigo! <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Edae.png" class="image" title=""><img alt="" longdesc="/Image:Edae.png" src="/web/20071027053115im_/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/4b/Edae.png" width="45" height="36" /></a> This user is an <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Encyclop%C3%A6dia_Dramatica" title="Encyclopædia Dramatica">Encyclopædia Dramatica</a> administrator. 3 This user enjoys using the third person. 100+ This user has at least 100 edits. <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Barbrawl-4339_468x351.jpg" class="image" title=""><img alt="" longdesc="/Image:Barbrawl-4339_468x351.jpg" src="/web/20071027053115im_/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/3/38/Barbrawl-4339_468x351.jpg/45px-Barbrawl-4339_468x351.jpg" width="45" height="45" /></a> This user is from <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Ireland" title="Ireland">Ireland</a>. YA RLY <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/You" title="You">You</a> care where this user is from. <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Firefox_transp.png" class="image" title=""><img alt="" longdesc="/Image:Firefox_transp.png" src="/web/20071027053115im_/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/d/dc/Firefox_transp.png/45px-Firefox_transp.png" width="45" height="45" /></a> This user prefers shoving <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Firefox" title="Firefox">Firefox</a> down everyone's throat. <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Kkk.jpg" class="image" title=""><img alt="" longdesc="/Image:Kkk.jpg" src="/web/20071027053115im_/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/5/5e/Kkk.jpg/45px-Kkk.jpg" width="45" height="45" /></a> This user is <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/White_people" title="White people">caucasian</a>. <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Hand-thumb.png" class="image" title=""><img alt="" longdesc="/Image:Hand-thumb.png" src="/web/20071027053115im_/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/9/92/Hand-thumb.png/45px-Hand-thumb.png" width="45" height="45" /></a> This user is a <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Masturbation" title="Masturbation">chronic masturbator</a>. <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Desk.jpg" class="image" title=""><img alt="" longdesc="/Image:Desk.jpg" src="/web/20071027053115im_/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/6/6f/Desk.jpg/45px-Desk.jpg" width="45" height="34" /></a> This user contributes from his <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Basement-dweller" title="Basement-dweller">parents' basement</a>. <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Brianpeppers.jpg" class="image" title=""><img alt="" longdesc="/Image:Brianpeppers.jpg" src="/web/20071027053115im_/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/9/9b/Brianpeppers.jpg/45px-Brianpeppers.jpg" width="45" height="45" /></a> This user is a registered <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Rape" title="Rape">sex offender</a>. <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Cardboardbox.png" class="image" title=""><img alt="" longdesc="/Image:Cardboardbox.png" src="/web/20071027053115im_/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/a/af/Cardboardbox.png/45px-Cardboardbox.png" width="45" height="45" /></a> This user needs more <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Userboxes" title="Userboxes">boxes</a>!
<a name="My_Encyclop.C3.A6dian_policies:"></a> My Encyclopædian policies: On <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Vandalism" title="Vandalism">vandalism</a>: Frankly it boggles the mind how people seemingly feel the need to click onto <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Encyclop%C3%A6dia_Dramatica" title="Encyclopædia Dramatica">Encyclopædia Dramatica</a>, a <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Wiki" title="Wiki">wiki</a> which we have all spent countless hours, and poured our very souls into, with the intention of subverting and destroying everything we have worked so hard to create. Encyclopædia Dramatica vandals can be likened only to <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Hitler" title="Hitler">Hitler</a> in their callous disregard for other <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Human" title="Human">human</a> beings. I believe they should all be shot on sight. I HATE THEM SO MUCH! On <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Balete" title="Balete">deletion</a>: The only pages which should ever be deleted are those which are horribly <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Unfunny" title="Unfunny">unfunny</a> and have nothing to do with the purpose of the site. Of course, I reserve the right to go against this policy whenever I wish (what are policies for, right?), especially if I have <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Completely_irrelevant_history" title="Completely irrelevant history">personal issues</a> with the creator of an article. On <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Sockpuppet" title="Sockpuppet">sockpuppetry</a>: Sockpuppetry is the without doubt the worst sin one can commit on the <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Internet" title="Internet">Internet</a>. In fact, the only way to be even worse than Hitler, would be to not only vandalise an Encyclopædia Dramatica article, but to do so under an alternate account which does not even show the courtesy of allowing us to harrass you by providing your real name and personal details. There is no excuse for hiding behind <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Anonymity" title="Anonymity">anonymity</a> on the Internet!
<a name="Current_projects:"></a> Current projects: Remove more articles from the <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Category:Crap" title="Category:Crap">crap category</a>. Craft the userpage to end all userpages. Add more categories and userboxes.	<a name="Contributors_whom_I_hold_in_high_regard:"></a> Contributors whom I hold in high regard: Myself.
This user is a member of the <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Magic" title="Magic">Association of Illusionist Wikimedians</a> The motto of the AIW is Abra Kadabra, which translates to, "Tada!" This motto reflects the illusionist desire to change Encyclopædia Dramatica only when no knowledge would be provided as a result. <a href="/web/20071027053115/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Pentacle.png" class="image" title="Association of Illusionist Wikimedians"><img alt="Association of Illusionist Wikimedians" longdesc="/Image:Pentacle.png" src="/web/20071027053115im_/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/a/ac/Pentacle.png/80px-Pentacle.png" width="80" height="79" /></a>
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