Mike Pence

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Michael Richard Pence is a generic satanic conservative puppet of the ZOG who came to prelavence after The Donald took him in as his Vice President during the 2016 Elections. Notable for his stances against faggotry and leftism and support for the Tea Party movement, Pence is likely to be POTUS after the establishment conspires to eliminate Trump. Should this happen, it is presumed the madman will set Dumbfuckistan back 20 years, just as is tradition with the Bush and Obongo presidencies.

Mike Pence

Or is it?

Career

Pence signed the controversial Religious Freedom Restoration Act into law, producing immense amounts of butthurt, mainly from fags. He signed a law which blocked Indianan governments from requiring wages be provided at a rate higher than the standard minimum wages. He pissed off public school workers because he went on to help fund pre-schools, charter schools and parent's rights. He pissed schools off even more when he signed a bill that allowed Guns to be kept on school grounds (namely, in vehicles) in an attempt to make schools safer. He also opposes Common Core. He also pissed off more leftist fags when he successfully haulted renewable energy efforts (such as Solar), fighting for coal based energy. In an effort to make fags die from HIV, he worked to prevent medical treatment for those with AIDS, such as draining funding for needles necessary for injection of medicine. Mike is proudly against abortion; he attempted to defund planned parenthood, and worked block abortion services provided by third parties. He's also against sexual education and is against Stem-cell research. Notable for severe hatred of faggotry, Pence has been fucking with LGBT rights since the late 90s. He was also a staunch supporter of the Patriot Act. Pence is against the scam that is Global Warming.

Vice Presidency

Donald Trump named him as his VP during the 2016 elections. Gracious that daddy noticed him, Pence gladly gave up on his re-election efforts, instead eager to serve as Vice President, knowing full well that the GOP would work to get trump 'eliminated', thus allowing this neocon nutjob to be the real president.

Confirmed Aliases

1. Mike "Suck Cock? Get Shocked" Pence
2. Mike "Homo medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence
3. Mike "Jerk it to a guy, Get shocked 'til you die" Pence
4. Mike "Lightning crashes if you put it in men's asses" Pence
5. Mike "Resist the chaps or get the zaps" Pence
6. Mike "Fags beware or get the chair" Pence
7. Mike "Show desire, get the wire" Pence
8. Mike "Male flattery drains the battery" Pence
9. Mike "Gay people should be killed" Pence
10. Mike "Zap the wussy until he likes pussy" Pence
11. Mike "Follow God's path or feel Tesla's wrath" Pence
12. Mike "Set phasers to straight" Pence
13. Mike "Say goodnight, sodomite" Pence
14. Mike "If they suck dicks, beat them with sticks" Pence
15. Mike "Watt Watt in the Butt" Pence
16. Mike "Taze the rainbow" Pence
17. Mike "A little more juice turns Caitlyn back to Bruce" Pence
18. Mike "An Electric Current is the best FAG deterrent" Pence
19. Mike "Turning fruits into vegetables" Pence
20. Mike "Doing things most heinous to those who like it in the anus" Pence
21. Mike "Poo-stabber Zapper" Pence
22. Mike "One Man Homocaust" Pence
23. Mike "AC/DC for the LGBT" Pence
24. Mike "Alternating Current for Alternate Lifestyles" Pence
25. Mike "LGBTQ BBQ" Pence
26. Mike "Got an urge for cock? Get a surge of shock!" Pence
27. Mike "fudge packer? you get the zapper" Pence
28. Mike "Omar Mateen? I'M the real KING" Pence
29. Mike "Frotteurism? Cauterize him" Pence
30. Mike "You like Rimjobs? I like cattle prods" Pence
31. Mike "You're a sissy? Enjoy electricity" Pence
32. Mike "Homoshima and Fagasaki" Pence
33. Mike "Ignite the Sodomites" Pence
34. Mike "Zap the Trap on the Back of his Lap" Pence
35. Mike "Current Affairs" Pence
36. Mike "Putting the Amp in Straight Camp" Pence
37. Mike "Pull the trigger on every fag nigger" Pence
38. Mike "Ohm-os for the Homos" Pence
39. Mike "shoot the queer like deer" Pence
40. Mike "I don't like gay people" Pence
41. Mike "I REALLY don't like gay people" Pence
42. Mike "I'm in the closet tbh" Pence
43. Mike "hertz for homos" Pence
44. Mike "Electrocute the fruit" Pence
45. Mike "Flay the Gay Away" Pence
46. Mike "3 phase for gays" Pence
47. Mike "Emma Wattson" Pence
48. Mike "Pants or dress? Hate fags, the answer's yes" Pence
49. Mike "Dropping Fags and Loading Mags" Pence
50. Mike "Feel the itch? I flip the switch" Pence
51. Mike "Electroshock your love of cock" Pence
52. Mike "Cocksuckers are in for a shocker" Pence
53. Mike "Want to get pounded? Please stay grounded" Pence
54. Mike "The closet electrician" Pence
55. Mike "Disco Inferno" Pence
56. Mike "If you Catch or Pitch, I flip the switch" Pence
57. Mike "Jolting fear into the queer" Pence
58. Mike "Spray the Gay Away" Pence
59. Mike "Make the Queer- Disappear!" Pence
60. Mike "Pole Smoker CHOKER" Pence
61. Mike "Cockblocker" Pence
62. Mike "The best homo deterrent is a direct current" Pence
63. Mike "Adam and Steve meet Volta and Ampere" Pence
64. Mike "Stick your wiener there and it's the chair" Pence
65. Mike "Having a gay fap? You're getting a zap" Pence
66. Mike "Enjoy the static or get back in the attic" Pence
67. Mike "If you like dick, it's gonna get elec" Pence
68. Mike "Gas kills the Jew and the Faggot too" Pence
69. Mike "Jerk It To A Guy, Circuit 'Til You Fry" Pence
70. Mike "If you're into gents you must repent" Pence
71. Mike "If you like men, the dial goes to ten" Pence
72. Mike "play with the willy, you get the killy" Pence
73. Mike "Electrocution is the Final Solution" Pence
74. Mike "Hate the pussy? Get the Juicy" Pence
75. Mike "Suck a cock? You get a shock" Pence
76. Mike "Reach around, short-to-ground" Pence
77. Mike "Ambassador of the Capacitor" Pence
78. Mike "Make America Straight Again" Pence
79. Mike "Like a guy? Abreit macht frei" Pence
80. Mike "You're a fag? Get in this bag" Pence
81. Mike "If you're bi, you're gonna fry" Pence
82. Mike "Zap the fags, race war now" Pence
83. Mike "Raining men with chlorine" Pence
84. Mike "Jolting fear into the queer" Pence
85. Mike "Putting Faradays in gays" Pence
86. Mike "LGBT OMG WTF BBQ" Pence
87. Mike "Bum-Driller Killer" Pence
88. Mike "Ol' Three-phase" Pence
89. Mike "Race Bannon" Pence
90. Mike "Let the Shock Therapy Commence" Pence
91. Mike "It's NOT okay to be gay" Pence
92. Mike "I'll stab you in your fucking throat faggot" Pence
93. Mike "Empty my "9" in the homo's 'mind'" Pence
94. Mike "One in Five won't Survive" Pence
95. Mike "Fucked a guy? Time to die" Pence
96. Mike "Leave no fag or kike alive" Pence
97. Mike "Dead gay a day keeps the faggotry at bay" Pence
98. Mike "It's only a phase, now here's a taze" Pence
99. Mike "If men make you jerk it, you complete the circuit" Pence
100. Mike "Ass full of juice, face full of Zeus" Pence
101. Mike "If you can't pray the gay away, you need 1.5 volts from a double A" Pence
102. Mike "Ass deflowered? The chair gets powered" Pence
103. Mike "If you don't like twat, prepare for a gigawatt" Pence
104. Mike "If you like gays I'll shock you for days" Pence
105. Mike "No tomorrah for Gomorrah" Pence
106. Mike "Use sodomites for Christmas lights" Pence
107. Mike "Give a man head, I'll fill you with lead" Pence
108. Mike "100 Amps to the Nipple Clamps" Pence
109. Mike "ECT the POC" Pence
110. Mike "The Best Defense is a Good" Pence
111. Mike "Fence in Wyoming" Pence
112. Mike "Cattle Prod the Wannabe Broad" Pence
113. Mike "Take the lobbyist to Auschwitz" Pence
114. Mike "7.62 for LGBTQ" Pence
115. Mike "Homo-cidal" Pence
116. Mike "Glitter gets you the chair" Pence
117. Mike "Turn the Fister Into a Resistor" Pence
118. Mike "Killing the Lobby is my only Hobby" Pence
119. Mike "Put the queers on a Trail of Tears" Pence
120. Mike "Add another pyre for the faggot fire" Pence
121. Mike "Third Rail for the Failed Male" Pence
122. Mike "Fourth Reich, Third Rail" Pence
123. Mike "270+ Electoral Volts" Pence
124. Mike "One Watt for Every Impure Thought" Pence
125. Mike "These Fags I Will Not Kill, But You Gotta See My Electric Bill" Pence
126. Mike "Clean Your Closet with an Electric Deposit" Pence
127. Mike "The Orlando Shooting Gave Me a Hooting" Pence
128. Mike "Enola the Gays" Pence
129. Mike "A Silo Just For Milo" Pence
130. Mike "Believing in Evolution Explains Your Sexual Confusion" Pence
131. Mike "4th Reich Mike" Pence
132. Mike "You like it in the pooper? I'll beat you into a stupor" Pence
133. Mike "Hang the fag with the flag" Pence
134. Mike "Fag Drag" Pence
135. Mike "Day of the rope gives me hope" Pence
136. Mike "One black bag for every fag" Pence
137. Mike "Want it in the shitter? Take him to the skinner" Pence
138. Mike "Punch the gays so hard they visit ayys" Pence
139. Mike "Fagopult" Pence
140. Mike "Bundle the faggots and put them in the fire" Pence
141. Mike "The gays will hang for days" Pence
142. Mike "Give the man a medal, he killed a homosexual" Pence
143. Mike "Shoot up a LGBT School" Pence
144. Mike "Prolapsed rectum? Vivisect 'em" Pence
145. Mike "Red flag from blood of the fag" Pence
146. Mike "Balls to the Van Der Waals" Pence
147. Mike "Jolt to the dick, These people are sick" Pence
148. Mike "MIKE AND NOT KIKE" Pence
149. Mike "Electrum Rectum" Pence
150. Mike "Make the Twink Light Up and Blink" Pence
151. Mike "Like Man Meat? Have a Seat" Pence
152. Mike "Proposition 800,000 Volts" Pence
153. Mike "Make Like a Bee and Buzz the Bears" Pence
154. Mike "Desist with the Fist or Zeus Will Insist" Pence
155. Mike "Get Caught Rimming and the Lights Start Dimming" Pence
156. Mike "Twisted Trans-istors" Pence
157. Mike "It's heinous in the anus" Pence
158. Mike "Frag Grenade for the Fag Parade" Pence
159. Mike "If they act odd in the shower, Crank up the power" Pence
160. Mike "If It's Not a Vagina, You're Going to China" Pence
161. Mike "Like getting it raw? Be used to demonstrate Ohm's law" Pence
162. Mike “Like it in the crapper? You get the zapper!” Pence
163. Mike "Deus Volt" Pence
164. Mike "Blast the Gays with Tesla Rays" Pence
165. Mike "Gamma Ray the Gay Away" Pence

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See Also

• Republican
• Fred Phelps
• Donald Trump
• Fag Disabler

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