Alex Chiu

Alex Chiu is an azn fraudmaster who sells finger-magnets to gullible morons. The magnets supposedly grant "immortality" through the power of, um, magnetism, and Chiu insists that he will enjoy an eternity of fucking up computer equipment and sticking to elevator doors.

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It really works!

Chiu, like many frauds and weirdos, has attracted attention from Uncyclopedia faggots and their ilk who pass old meme links around and giggle so hard over their own wit that they piss their pants.

Radio interview cock up

Once, in a radio interview, a host asked Alex Chiu if he spoke Chinese, since he is of Chinese descent. Alex Chiu, being a compulsive liar and utterly retarded in terms of foresight, said that he did indeed speak Chinese. The radio host said a few simple words to him in Chinese that any moron who had taken a remedial Chinese class or bothered to look it up on the internet would have understood. Sadly for Chiu, his only response was an epically lulzy protracted silence as his deceitfulness and idiocy was revealed yet again. They were chinese words that even someone who only knew a local dialect would have known, so there was no reasonable excuse.

See also

• Arthur Chu his obese nephew with bad health because he does not use the rings
• Girlvinyl, one of Alex's more notable romantic partners
• Helen Chiu his little sister who will become gorgeous with GorgeousPil

External Links

Official sites:

• AlexChiu.com
• IncredibleCures.com
• To his credit, he can make faggy Engrishy dance music.
• YouTube channel showing how successful his other scam, GorgeousPil, works.

Forums:

• Alex Chiu International Supporters on ProBoards
• Immortality Device Users on Yuku
• CureZone thread
• LongeCity thread