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Fox Azure
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This user is a filthy fucking furfag. You can help by hunting them down, deriding their psychological maladjustment to life, turning them into roadkill, and performing taxidermy on them. Watch the CSI episode where it all happens. |
Fox Azure (b. Nathan Lawrence Rehlander December 18th 1986 in Millinocket Maine to Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope) is a 'singer"/"songwriter"/alcoholic/"vlogger"/oldfag/furfag/psychopath/cousin/almost rapist (because, like Brian Peppers he's physically too weak to successfully rape anybody)/ IRL Gimpy Sue and a pretty cool guy cos he's a sociopath and doesn't afraid of anything; from Bangor Maine. He is best known for being the next best candidate to go for a high score. Some argue that he may be the final boss of the internet, however he is most likely merely the mid-boss of the first level.
If the SCP Foundation were real, he would be a priority target. For some reason, he is able to saunter around what he deems to be "his" state, acting like a total douchebag, breaking the law, pissing people off, ruining lives, causing nations to collapse, and mass Jökulhlaup in his wake, yet never seems to get in trouble for his cataclysmic antics.
"Music"
Fox Azure barely qualifies as a "Musician". His music is always high school grade garage trash, or Fruityloops demo caliber crap. It's not worth even talking about here, or even listening to for that matter. All it's really good for is to get a few laughs at the album "art". He once traded sex to Jasen Tamiia in exchange for him to draw an album cover for Azure. He had a gay relationship with Damien Zygote, until their untimely breakup.
"OMG IWANNABEAVLOGGER!"
Fox started a "vlog" sometime around mid 2015. In his vlog Azure has voiced a disbelief in global warming, an endorsement for misogyny and nose picking. He has also exhibited alcoholic tendencies and some illicit drug use on camera. In a video entitled "Milk Chocolate" He called Barack Obama a "November India Golf Golf Echo Romeo". He is bold enough to voice his trite viewpoints, but not enough to say nigger on camera.
Rumors exist of an alleged series of sex tapes floating around the internet. These videos are said to feature Azure receiving oral sex from prostitutes and possibly dogs.
Personal Life
In middle school he was caught masturbating behind a vending machine.
Azure won the "Worlds Weakest Man" contest in 2013.
Azure failed to capitalize off of he death of his exboyfriend Jasen Tamiia, by writing a forced and half baked "Eulogy" about an entire month after the death of his ex-lover.
Azure is a clinically diagnosed sociopath, manipulative, and a malignant narcissist (As a matter of fact, once he sees this article; he will probably become overwhelmingly aroused and will be unable to think of anything other than masturbating) as well as an alcoholic and stoner. His last reported income was from Spirit Halloween in 2013. He is living off Social Security Disability from damage done to him as a child. This may be why he blows dudes in Bangor alleyways for extra cash. He appears to be very obsessed with the childhood trauma that he allegedly endured, to the point where it dominates his thought processes and governs his actions.
The Highlight of His Life
Azure's Father died on 2/7/2012. He proceeded to party like the rock star that he would never become. Upon awakening, his butt was bleeding and there was a 5 dollar bill pinned to his sock. Azure emerged from the closet wiping his mouth exclaiming "I won!", pos dripping from his newly deflowered neghole.
Dox the Fox
He was Doxed in 2017 by Maine white trash on Facebook.com
What's worse, the fact that he posed for all these photos, or the fact that someone actually made this video?
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External Links
Furaffinity Site <---Troll here
