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has been reinstated. See more at ED:LIST. Nothing but the most bleeding edge tech for ED. — VX 18:20, 29 September 2016 (EDT)
is on hiatus, seeing as the FUCKING DISTRIBUTION LISTS, in their infinite wisdom, did not include the GOD DAMN SIGNATURE, which just so happened to include the MOTHERFUCKING OPT OUT INSTRUCTIONS. That is all. — VX 20:33, 1 October 2016 (EDT)
Edit: If anbydoy hears from Hipcrime HMU. Mike the Great (talk) 09:28, 1 October 2016 (EDT)
What happened Stephen? When did you turn into such a fucking faggot? CobaltCat 06:14, 1 October 2016 (EDT)
He was always a faggot. Catholic, AND a leftist shill? Just can't win with that guy. — VX 20:30, 1 October 2016 (EDT)
I liked him a lot better when he was pretending to not be a faggot. --Mantequilla(talk) 09:15, 3 October 2016 (EDT)
United states of ED - October 2016 edition
From this moment forward, all (and i'm dead fucking serious - ALL) ideas and implementations for new services will require my AND zaiger's approval. Do not attempt to
-Launch
-Create
-Modify
fucking anything related to the way ED and current ED services run (except IRC). We nearly got banned from our hosting provider because VX fucked up immensely.
Violation of this rule will get you permabanned from ED and EDF with hard-delete on all your forum content.
Have a nice day
SeeBeen 08:34, 2 October 2016 (EDT)
Some examples would be nice. Like is creating a new portal included in this? I assume templates are not? CobaltCat 08:57, 2 October 2016 (EDT)
Likeicare should stop doing anything wiki related, as we will be upgrading in a couple of weeks. SeeBeen 09:02, 2 October 2016 (EDT)
The wiki will never be upgraded stop lying. --Mantequilla(talk) 05:22, 3 October 2016 (EDT)
No congratulations necessary, just send money. Uberfukken 22:23, 3 October 2016 (EDT)
You'll still have to add <center> tags to each video in the list, otherwise only the first and last video will show, for some reason. • Krade 23:03, 3 October 2016 (EDT)
Videoframe only works now when it's placed inside of a frame template. I spent an hour trying to fix it with no luck. Still want my money. Uberfukken 00:27, 4 October 2016 (EDT)
This is gay as fuck. I blame Schnookums. CobaltCat 02:45, 4 October 2016 (EDT)
Feels Good Man/Pepe
As I posted on its talk page, what do you guys think about moving Feels good man to Pepe? The title already is against our page name guidelines due to the non-capitalization of every word, and I think Pepe more accurately describes the memeS that Pepe belong to than one old meme. Opinions? --Mantequilla(talk) 10:37, 3 October 2016 (EDT)
Feels good man is fixed now. - (Al Gore) 17:10, 3 October 2016 (EDT)
Damn, thank you. No shade there I am sincerely appreciative. --Mantequilla(talk)
VX Privilege revocation
I have revoked all of VXs user privileges on wiki, until I have a srs talk with zaiger. You can see moar details on EDF.
DO NOT, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, restore any of his privileges SeeBeen 00:56, 4 October 2016 (EDT)
Mad meter
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So did I. Where's my fucking shop? Mike the Great (talk) 03:00, 5 October 2016 (EDT)
Sibin <3 -Boudica 01:57, 12 October 2016 (EDT) (EDT)
The final (backup) solution
We're gonna start using Mybits - http://mybits.online as our new backup provider.
It's a company started by my friend, so it's gonna costs us exactly $0.
We do have to place his banner somewhere on the sidebar... So which one of you inbreds can do that? Or do I have to edit the sidebar.php myself?
SeeBeen 12:31, 6 October 2016 (EDT)
That would probably be faster. Also you already have the ad you want to use. CobaltCat 13:17, 6 October 2016 (EDT)
Care meter
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He has returned, we are saved
Our glorious lord and master, deliverer of tainted semen and purveyor of purest GRIDS, Hipcrime is ok, safe, and will be around soon. Mike the Great (talk) 17:54, 8 October 2016 (EDT)
Hip-hip-hip hooray hipcrime! • Krade 14:01, 8 October 2016 (EDT)
And thus, the dark days of ED hath passed following the defeat of the malevolent Emperor VX. A small ray of hope saves and guides us all to triumph and happiness! • Krade 14:13, 8 October 2016 (EDT)
Indeed. Shame he's being a huge cunt. It shouldn't take a week to find a laptop charger to talk to friends, but he has definitely hit that mark. Can we have his privs stripped, too? Mike the Great (talk) 18:15, 14 October 2016 (EDT)
how would he get laid then? :< 𝕲𝖆𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕵𝖊𝖜𝖘 20:23, 14 October 2016 (EDT)
Yeah, Mike, he has to spend time on his knees in order to obtain that charger, so don't you try to drag him down to your level of failure. What kinda friend are you? Vermin 21:40, 14 October 2016 (EDT)
I texted him. U'r literally nail on the head. Mike the Great (talk) 07:51, 16 October 2016 (EDT)
Called it. Tell him ratman says what's up. Vermin 10:32, 16 October 2016 (EDT)
He's getting his stuff in line. If anybody wants his skype, he told me 2 give it to you. PM me. Also he asked for more nudes, specifically from Vermin. Mike the Great (talk) 17:55, 16 October 2016 (EDT)
Image Server Seems To Have Crashed
Crash, crash, crash... what did it know about Hillary?! ಠ_ಠ
--Onideus 03:56, 19 October 2016 (EDT)
We're waiting on Sibin to have a look. reply 06:10, 19 October 2016 (EDT)
"VX DID ED."Coincidentally it happened shortly after VX's crat privs were reinstated. Vermin 08:26, 19 October 2016 (EDT)
VX dindu nuffin! VX is a good boi!!111 — GirlOnInternet 11:25, 19 October 2016 (EDT)
I smell another demotion coming ••GeneralNiggerson 11:40, 19 October 2016 (EDT)
I'll hand it out... and I'll break a lot more before I'm done. — VX 19:54, 19 October 2016 (EDT)
Shh, there he is... Vermin 20:16, 19 October 2016 (EDT)
That's not a demotion you're smelling, it's just me. Vermin 17:53, 19 October 2016 (EDT)
Some E-Mail Addresses Aren't Working
For account creation confirmations. I know "mail.com" accounts don't work for some reason, not sure if that's what this guy in particular is using (yet). I'll have to wait for him to reply back...
Also it might be good to have a support e-mail button somewhere on the site, cause people keep going on the random ED FaceBook pages looking for help.
He still can't edit anything. I guess he tried to change his e-mail address but it's not sending the e-mail to his new address. He said he checked his spam folder too, so I'm guessing he's using a mail.com account or one of the other ones that's auto-blocked. My guess is maybe some of the e-mail providers are auto-deleting the messages without even bothering to go into a person's spam folder... maybe. Anyway, he still can't get in, so I'm not sure what to tell him. Is this something that can be fixed? --Onideus 19:24, 22 October 2016 (EDT)
i created a new account use tried the 'email this user' option and both emails went through reply 20:51, 22 October 2016 (EDT)
Yeah I just tried too using a Yandex account (which he said he tried too but it didn't work). The only thing I can think of is maybe he needs to clear his cache file or cookies or soemthing first, like maybe when he tried confirming it, it just goes back to whatever e-mail he tried first (I'm presuming a mail.com account). Well, anyway, I gave him the login to the account I just made so he can just use that if all else fails. --Onideus 21:15, 22 October 2016 (EDT)
Thanks for having a look. If anyone else needs assistance lmk you can drop me a PM on the forums reply 22:10, 22 October 2016 (EDT)
A crazy white woman is threatening to "puruse further actions"
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Have been in contact with some people here and have been told that publishing someones name without there permission is illegal and their are actions that can and will be taken if my name is not removed from all of the pages where you are stated as an editor. You have 24 hours to remove the articles and/or my full name from them before I puruse further actions, this includes the images of the quotes that are on the ED page. If after this period my name is attached to any of your articles/edits you will be held accountable.
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—A crazy white woman
I wasn't aware that including someone's name in an article and linking to their Facebook was "illegal". Wat do? — GirlOnInternet 11:32, 24 October 2016 (EDT)
Tell her to pursue traffic on the nearest freeway. Seeing as she's crazy, she just might do it. Vermin 11:39, 24 October 2016 (EDT)
Do not plaster their name on the article even more. That's the last thing. Especially writing it in the title is literally the worst thing you could ever do. Imagine if she googled her name, and the first thing that came up was ED? Do not do this. Do make sure that images do not contain her name; writing it in the description is bad and should be avoided at all cost. Likewise with the alt function on images. Having her name there would be criminal. CobaltCat 12:03, 24 October 2016 (EDT)
What article is she mad about? This egregious breach of ED's ethics must be investigated. Talk 16:14, 24 October 2016 (EDT)
She's mad that the Colby James article and several of its subpages include her name. She's one of the girls that Colby stated he wanted to rape and murder. — GirlOnInternet 16:31, 24 October 2016 (EDT)
Ah, then she must be the one who made these edits the other day trying to change someone's name. I should go back and ban her for vandalism. Talk 17:43, 24 October 2016 (EDT)
Lol, she didnt specify what article ••GeneralNiggerson 21:01, 24 October 2016 (EDT)
Her notice has been moved to the front page so that all will have a chance to see it and make sure her request is fulfilled. VERMIN 23:03, 24 October 2016 (EDT)
This is apparently a semi-recent trend amongst SJWs, where they claim that just saying a person's name is a form of attack/violence/murder/etc. It mostly got started with transgender nutballs as a thinly veiled excuse to try and force people into using their made-up crazy name and has since spread further...
The inmates really are running the asylum these days I'm afraid. ಠ_ಠ --Onideus 23:12, 24 October 2016 (EDT)
Do you all think that any of the other Krista Dawsons in New Zealand would give me permission to post the name "Krista Dawson" here on ED? Krista Dawson doesn't seem like that rare of a name, I'm sure I could probably find at least one Krista Dawson who would grant me the right to type the name "Krista Dawson" on the internets. — GirlOnInternet 16:49, 25 October 2016 (EDT)
The 2 on the top, not the one on the bottom, right? CobaltCat 17:01, 25 October 2016 (EDT)
OMG LYK THE BOTTOM ONE IS HER!!111 OMG!!111 U NEED 2 DELETE HER PHOTO SO WE DON'T GET SUED OMGWTFBBQ!!111oneoneone — GirlOnInternet 17:07, 25 October 2016 (EDT)
OH SHIT. How sad is it to be the ugliest Krista Dawson? She looks flat. CobaltCat 03:36, 26 October 2016 (EDT)
It looks like Cobalt took a break from his unused image sorting to find us internet gold.
This article is front page material imo. It's about a 17-year-old girl from New Zealand who meets socially awkward, beta virgins in online games, and then baits them into making fan signs for her. She then coaxes then into doing sexually humiliating acts for her on cam, such as sticking things up their rectums, and then tries her hardest to get them to kill themselves for her "in the name of love." Seeing as they're weaker, inexperienced men, she often succeeds.
I'll add more to it later when I can, but anyone who can find more information and add to this article is encouraged to do so. VERMIN 08:23, 26 October 2016 (EDT)
Looks interesting. Investigating her now, I'll see if I can build the page up a bit. --Morris 11:06, 26 October 2016 (EDT)
@Morris Good find on the Stewart section. VERMIN 15:29, 26 October 2016 (EDT)
Trending Articles
Expand the list of trending articles (on the main page) from 10 to 20 or 25? - (Al Gore) 09:53, 26 October 2016 (EDT)
Why? Nobody uses it, and if they did, it'd just turn into a perpetual cycle of front page circlejerkery. If you want to see them, personally, just go hereMike the Great (talk) 19:19, 26 October 2016 (EDT)
You might not use it, but I find it useful. It's a big help when the AotN needs to be set. — GirlOnInternet 15:55, 26 October 2016 (EDT)
If viewers used it frequently, it would never change, because it's generated based on view count. Not adding 15 links to the front page isn't going to hinder editor use, either. There's simply no reason whatsoever to change it. Mike the Great (talk) 20:34, 26 October 2016 (EDT)
Also for the record, that's just my opinion. You should probably do whatever you feel like as one of like 3 people who edit regularly. Mike the Great (talk) 03:18, 27 October 2016 (EDT)
It's handy to see if a 3rd party source has linked to or mentioned an ED article, because when they do it'll cause that article's page count to spike. Not so sure that's really useful for everyone in general though. --Onideus 08:51, 27 October 2016 (EDT)
"Click 'add' to close window"
Just WTF is going on with this ad that appears in a new window and holds your computer hostage, with a looped robot voice demanding that you download something, and you can't even fucking close down the browser? I take it that this is a legit ad, but it's like being held at gunpoint, and the only way to kill it is to physically turn your machine off at the switch. Worse still, if you try to restore session when you restart, the ad reappears and does it all over again! If this is some paying advertiser, may I be the first to say 'give them a refund and tell them to fuck right off'? Sidecar 19:45, 27 October 2016 (EDT)
AdBlock is the only solution. Get it nao! • Krade 22:16, 27 October 2016 (EDT)
Meh, I've nothing against ads, if they provide income, but the thing I'm describing is way beyond any concept of acceptable advertising. Even worse, it is clear from the way it attempts to force you to download whatever-it-is that whatever-it-is is something that no-one in their right mind would download of their own free will. Am I the only one who has encountered this 'attack ad'? Sidecar 13:12, 29 October 2016 (EDT)
I think the term you're looking for is intrusive advertising. Attack advertising is totally different. And there is an option in AdBlock to block intrusive ads, while still allowing the non-intrusive ones to show, as counter-intuitive as it may seem. • Krade 21:14, 29 October 2016 (EDT)
Actually I think this particular form falls under "ransomware"... basically hijacks your system to a degree and demands you do something to make it stop. You can use ad-blockers and the like to prevent it from doing that, but it doesn't change the underlying nature of what it is. If you prevent a criminal from breaking into your house... they're still very much a criminal who very much attempted to do so. --Onideus 00:15, 30 October 2016 (EDT)
Nnnngggg...IDGAF what it's called, either of you! Point is, it makes a very hostile impression when it comes up, the download is probably as desirable as nuclear AIDS, and presumably someone has paid $$$ to put it here. If we're all agreed that it's behaving the way we're discussing, shouldn't we kick the advertiser to the kerb? Perhaps this is none of my business, but it seems to me that with ED's reputation it's the sort of thing likely to drive readers away immediately (if they can escape it once it seizes their puter!) and will get discussed with other potential readers. Sidecar 20:13, 30 October 2016 (EDT)
It's either deal with pushy advertisers or default on the server bills. Love won't pay the rent. Uberfukken 20:17, 30 October 2016 (EDT)
No, there is another option, one which I considered when my own server was still up. That is... remove search engine hot linking to image content... text is fine... but prevent image hot-linking on search engines (third party linking would be fine). Based on my own server (when it was up), that'll cut the needed bandwidth down to around 1/4th its present rate...
The gray area there is Google. I would presume the stats are pretty much identical since ED's image content is basically just a smaller, fragmented rendition of my data archive. I think at present around 20,0000 or so images, or roughly one fifth of a percent. --Onideus 21:35, 30 October 2016 (EDT)
Do yourself a favor and look up cloudflare caching. Uberfukken 22:08, 30 October 2016 (EDT)
Not sure if you've noticed or not, but cloudflare doesn't actually cache much. Like recently when the image server crashed, even on a brand new article like Wage Gap, only around 10% of the images still showed up as a result of Cloudflare and even then mostly just the thumbnails. And on older articles it was effectively zero. Cloudflare generally won't cache something UNTIL it's accessed and even then it has extremely poor retention times. Meaning it can potentially cut down on repeated access to the SAME image, but not to different images. Does that make sense? --Onideus 22:25, 30 October 2016 (EDT)
Just finished this up (mostly), but I'm wondering if it should replace/bump Wage Gap for the 29th/30th or whether we should wait for the story to stew/spread a bit... or is it better to churn out mainstream media related articles as quickly as possible? The article already racked up 500 hits just as I was making it. --Onideus 11:42, 28 October 2016 (EDT)
Yeah, but which is better? Should it be featured sooner or later? If it's later I'll have more time to add in and make some gallery images and so forth, as well as do some more research on their past/Internet history... but on the flip side it might be less relevant in a week or two. --Onideus 12:16, 28 October 2016 (EDT)
Smuggly probably won't be relevant for as long as the "wage gap" will. — GirlOnInternet 12:12, 28 October 2016 (EDT)
So probably better to swap them then. --Onideus 12:16, 28 October 2016 (EDT)
Okay, I swapped them. Prioritizing relevancy over content expansion. --Onideus 12:31, 28 October 2016 (EDT)
I think you made the right choice to feature Smugglypuff first. And might I add, what excellent research and writing went into that one. I was actually about to propose the same idea for PoisonIvyLul, seeing as she's already netted 3,500 page views, or at least get her featured in the next open spot. VERMIN 15:06, 28 October 2016 (EDT)
Probably best to stick that in the spot that Wage Gap is in now and then bump Wage Gap to the next spot. Wage Gap I think pretty well works any time as an AotN. --Your Doctor 15:23, 28 October 2016 (EDT)
Done. Wowee, moving things around is confusing! VERMIN 15:49, 28 October 2016 (EDT)
Apparently my furry fanfic is more internet relevant than PoisonIvyLul. Interesting. At least my nudes will make the perfect Halloween scare. VERMIN 00:44, 31 October 2016 (EDT)
>Just gonna take it out, if I have to explain the joke there's no point. I can't fix stupid.
Apparently, if you don't get Onidifag's retarded "jokes", you're stupid... • Krade 22:32, 31 October 2016 (EDT)
Grab a brush and put a little. CobaltCat 04:18, 1 November 2016 (EDT)
Apparently I need to actually explain the joke for the autistic mother-fuckers here. See the joke DEOSN'T WORK if you stamp a signature on it, because it's suppose to look like a "glitch in the matrix" so to speak, it's the difference between making a joke and pointing out a joke... or in the case of every sperg level chucklefuck who didn't get it... BEING a joke. --Onideus 11:36, 1 November 2016 (EDT)
Ah, okay, I get it now. Yeah, it went over all of our heads. GG. VERMIN 11:39, 1 November 2016 (EDT)
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