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Cambion-Hunter
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| Cambion-Hunter | |
| Given Name(s) | Niall Hagan (Cambion-Hunter) and Kian Hagan (Fail-Seeker) |
| Born | January 16, 1990 |
| Nationality | 'Murican 
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| Residence | Charlottesville, Virginia |
| deviantART | Cambion-Hunter |
| Facebook for Cambion | Niall Hagan |
| Facebook for Fail | {{{2}}} |
| Youtube for Cambion | N. H. L-H |
| Fur Affinity (Fail-Seeker) | Fail-Seeker |
| Cambion's Discord | SirVulpes90#0029 |
Cambion-Hunter is a 28+ year old, autistic, furry loving, man-child who is most notably known for his cringey and tism-filled "Let's Riff" style commentaries on the website DeviantArt.
What makes him different from the average autistic furry nobody gives a shit about is his lack of skill in roasting someone in a commentary journal and his enormous, and I mean ENORMOUS, egotism. He is also known for being a pseudo-intellectual who censors and blocks people that have a hint of disagreement or try to correct him every time (pretty much all the time) he's wrong. He has a following of 300+ watchers on his profile: most are either brain-dead children, brain-dead autistic furries, or empty bot accounts. He's most infamously known for stalking and harassing innocent niggas on DA who did little to nothing wrong to him through shitty commentary journals and also having sex RPs with his 31 year old, equally if not more autistic, brother Fail-Seeker on DeviantArt.
Cambion-Hunter, along with Fail-Seeker, waste their cringey lives trying to "expose and criticize" people through broken "mental block of autism" commentaries and adding a shit ton of shitty furfag and zootopiafag artwork to their cancerous Favorites Folder every day.
They are both currently living under the basement of their dad's home. Cambion, like the sperg he is, uses Dante from "Devil May Cry 3" for his avatar just to look like a dumb ass.
"Commentary Career"
—Cambion-Hunter's trademark statement | ||
Because Cambion-Hunter is a no-life, jobless, and homeless 28 year old man-child, he has nothing to do but go on DeviantArt and "expose" people who did little to nothing to him through his "*Insert Name* Tries it" commentary journal series. I don't even know what the fuck he means by "Tries it". Try fucking what, you autist? As of February 6, 2018, he has 366 followers and 104,448 page views. With a quick check of his watch list, most of his watchers consist of autistic men and children, abandoned accounts, deactivated accounts, random watchers who also don't give four shits about his journals, cringey fart, vore, inflation, and scat fetish artists, and a SHIT TON of autistic furfags of all different ages. This explains why Cambion only has a few dedicated fans who actually read his shitty journals and agree to them like retarded Yes-men who are too special to think.
If you check the comment sections on these journals, notice how you see a whole bunch of Flagged As Spam notices and a handful of comments saying "We agree with you, oh autistic master." Cambion is known to censor the shit out of anyone that disagrees with him. He's also known for harassing and starting fights with people who genuinely want to bring peace and break up fights between him and some other sad fucker. Here, you can see someone trying to help him as Cambion-Cunt responds to that comment with an autistic deconstruction of that comment.
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When Cambion-Hunter wants to throw shit at you and you don't throw shit back and block him, he will go ape shit crazy like the fucking retarded monkey he is and will go out of his way and find material on your site just to make a journal on you and make you look bad. If you happen to have some old cringey journal, status post, or comment you forgot to delete years ago, Cambion will pick it out like picking corn out of cow shit and use it to make as much hate and attack journals as his autistic mind can think of. And there will always be his five dedicated fans saying "Yes, yes, yes" while the normal people get to have their comments deleted. He's like YouTube's demonetization algorithm, except a million times more retarded and illogical. Cambion's tendency to attack a person that blocked him through bringing up and attacking his/her personal values out of complete fucking nowhere makes him not only a war monger who throws the first punch, but a severely, low-functioning autistic, man who can't control himself and attacks random people out of sheer sperg rage.
—Cambion-Hunter's bullshit statement | ||
Cambion-Hunter always likes to call all his harassment and attack journals as "criticisms" or "critiques" and that he never uses obscenities, ad-hominems, no .etc ,etc. However, Cambion-Hunter has proven MILLIONs of times that he doesn't give 14 shits about his rules and instead does EXACTLY what he said he doesn't do.
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Hypocritical shit
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More examples soon to come
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Hates getting blocked while blocking others
Also the fact that he would obsess and make numerous hate journals on one person is more than a critique if you ask me.
His commentary career, if you can call it that, is just an excuse for Cambion boy here to throw his childish autistic tantrums towards others and pass it off as real, logical, brain work only retards would fall for.
Writing style
Because Cambion-Hunter doesn't have a functioning brain for a fucking 28 year old adult, he depends on "LULZ XD 😉 😎" and retarded YouTube reaction videos just to pad out his entire journal. He also uses what he calls "evidence" to distract and confuse readers just to make it look like Cambion is a logical thinker who brings evidence like the good Special-ed he is. The Proof is In the Fucking Pudding, bitches. Just go over to his page and try to take a look at his garbage journals. It's mostly "Lol, *reaction video*, I'm a bad ass you dumb ass, and a whole page of CNN links for proof". You give this faggot an inch, and he will write a fucking book on you on how "immature" you are for not giving him a fucking mile and fill that shit with a bunch of retarded DeviantArt smileys and other autistic shit. I honestly dare you to read his fucking journals completely and suck in all his points without fucking cringing. Another way he pads out all his journals is through complaining about evidence in the introduction of a journal he's riffing on even though it was going to get to it later in the body paragraphs. He's screaming about the argument, but not attacking the thesis statement, or not as much. It's like if there is a journal saying "I think Jake Paul is a faggot" and at the middle of the journal gives proof as to why he's a faggot, Cambion-Hunter is going to only analyze the first paragraph and say "I WANT PROOF I WANT PROOF WAAA"! He would sometimes do this twice or three times in one single journal commentary. When he finally gets to the proof, he just spams a bunch of reaction videos and "LULZ XD 😉 😎". Whenever he screams that as a logical thinker he wants evidence in the beginning of a journal he's riffing on, it really makes you want to scream out "THE JOURNAL WAS GOING TO GET TO IT LATER, YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC RETARD!!" Also, let us observe his fetish for bolding dozens of lines. It is usually along the lines of this: BOLD FACTS LOGIC ROFL LULZ BOLD BOLD BOLD BOLD FACTS BOLD EKS DEE BOLD
He is HEAVILY inspired by other retarded autists online who do nothing but bitch and moan such as Sargon of Akkad, Bearing, AVGN(why am I not surprised), Mister Metokur, and Computing Forever. He will just go watch their videos on, for instance, feminism, and then go around calling people he doesn't like "feminists" or "SJW lefty-libtards" like a four year old finally learning the word "fuck". This is why he misuses the term "a-logger" in one of his journals: he doesn't do fucking research and just uses it as an insult since some retard he watched used it.
I don't know why Cambion-Hunter is so against SJWs to the point he's using them as an insult against others. It's the SJWs and "lefty-libtards" who are fighting for social welfare for mentally handicapped people like him after all.
Ego-Tism
Cambion-Hunter is the most egotistical faggot on the entire website. Even when making all these garbage journals, he still believes that he's the best commentator on DA and goes around like a fucking pimp. If you just read any of his other comments or journals, you can feel the egotism slapping you in the face with its bent dick. He often refers to himself as a "boss" or a "logical debater". He also calls others who don't agree with him "little boys" and "young apprentices" as if he's an already qualified master in The Arts of Autism.
Of course, his egotism is unjustified, and yes it's the most obvious symptom of his autism. It's funny to know that his pride comes from acting like a smart-ass, attacking people with incoherent journals, and appealing to a dedicated fan base of only five people.
He really thinks that he's going to be the next Sargon of Akkad or something.
One might be amazed, but perhaps not surprised by the fact that Cambion and his older brother still live with their parents. Indeed, this puts a whole new meaning to "manchild". Through some digging around and good charisma, we were able to recover further truth and thus explanation behind his behaviour. According to our anonymous sources, the little manchildren also don't have very reliable parents. They both live with their father who doesn't seem to be aware of their actions on the internet. We all know that sometimes moving out is hard, and some thing will make it really difficult to do so. Unfortunately, however, it is hard to have any sympathy for these despicable human beings mainly because rather than dealing with their own awful situation like responsible adults, they'd rather spend all of their free time slamming teenagers with massive rants and stalking the hell out of people. And to believe they seem so convinced that they are doing something good. They have it pretty badly. A 28 year old and a 31 year old. Suffering from NPD and autism and likely a variety of other mental problems both living with their father while feeding off of the praise of a very small audience of equally brainless tards. I wish I could feel pity for him, but it's very hard to feel pity when his idea of creativity is to waste his father's resources only to make fun of people on the internet, when he could be doing more responsible adult stuff to better his own situation. Hang on a moment while we point and laugh at them!
Fursonas
Because Cambion-Hunter and his older brother Fail-Seeker are both autistic furries, they use fursonas to represent themselves.
Cambion identifies himself as the fox knight Sir Vulpes and Fail-Seeker identifies himself as the wolf samurai Okami-dono.
Besides being the most autistic fursonas of all time, they beg artists, who are mostly likely brain dead autistic followers of Cambion and Fail-Seeker, to draw their fursonas. Because most of these artists are autistic and everyone knows that autistic people can't draw shit because of their frequent mental blocks and inability to draw straight lines, most of the art they got back are cringey, badly drawn, and filled with pure tism. This may be in part due to the fact that Cambion and his brother are so narcissistic and so broke that they must delve to very low standards so as to beg inadequate artists- since because they have no jobs they cannot afford any quality artwork.
To make their galleries even more autistic, they upload their gift art to their gallery so everyone can look and be repulsed by what is essentially a collage of cringe.
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Jesus, look at their faces!
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What the fuck is with the head?!
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Two words: pure autism
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Weaboo much?
The ClownyClownClown Doxxing Incident
This is a good one. Just wait until you get a load of this fucked up situation. To begin with, this is a perfect example of how narcissistic, selfish, and pigheaded Cambion really is. In fact, this is one of those situations which has revealed the true nature of Cambion. For starters, this autist is willing to sacrifice his own friends and allow them to be endangered due to his own actions- because of his refusal to drop his own ego. He cannot even swallow his own pride in order to prevent his own friends from being harmed. So, what exactly happened??
At the time, Cambion-Hunter wasn't as well known before this incident, but he was rising to the knowledge of others, and boy did people not like him. As discussed earlier, Cambion likes to write slam journals against other people (and pass it off as "critique" when it has nothing constructive to provide), and because he has already attacked a few people, the TARTlets just weren't having it with him. People were really starting to get sick of his shit, and because he continued to attack people, something crawled out from the shadows as a consequence of his actions. Was it a monster? The boogie man? Pennywise?? Well, actually, it kind of was Pennywise. In fact, it was a whole group of clowns called "Klown Land". Despite the name, they certainly did not clown around, as they immediately went to town on Cambion-Huntard and commenced to dox the sucker. Naturally, anybody who ends up being doxed will immediately freak out and do whatever they can to hide that information and keep it from spreading. He reported the Clowny-Clown-Clown account since it had leaked his information in a public journal.
What would people normally do afterwards? They'd hunker down, go quiet, maybe even hide or deactivate. Not Cambion. He has too much ego and pride in order to back down after getting his information exposed. Instead, he continued to act like a steel wall and go about his daily business of slamming people on the internet rather than finding a job. As a result, the Klowns decided to go an extra mile to really make him pay. At first glance, it looked like he was quite loyal to his friends. Naturally, if one cannot hurt the bull, harm the cubs and only then will one truly hit the bull where it hurts. That is exactly what the Klowns did: they decided to dox a majority of his brainless followers. After about a week of doxxing, the Klowns constantly got banned and constantly came right back after (even stating that there was no point in banning them since they could easily come back), they initially mass doxxed and leaked a whole bunch of detailed information about where all of these people lived. The Klowns even explained that it was not personal against the friends, but rather to serve as an example of what they were willing to do to hurt Cambion himself.
Much butthurt ensued, and indeed, the Klowns got at least a dozen of his followers. No matter how hard they tried, no number of bans kept the Klowns off of dA. Even more ironic, the biggest dox of all came right on Cambion's birthday, and they even wrote a personal note directed toward Cambion telling him how happy he should be for the gift of his friends suffering because he refused to swallow his pride. Despite the complaints from only a few of his friends (it seemed like many of them were simply too slow to understand what was going on), Cambion didn't give a shit about his friends getting doxed. Instead, he continued to slam people with huge walls of texts, while giving the Klowns further reason to attack and harass his friends.
After a while, the Klowns had simply vanished without a trace, though it is likely that even to this very day they continue to lurk from beyond the shadows, watching. Doxing quietly without anybody knowing, and possibly even working on hacking (but perhaps not? Nobody knows for sure) the pig headed retards. All that is known now is the aftermath, and as a result, many people now have all of his friends' info saved, as well as Cambion's info himself. The damage had been done, and even though the Klowns are not quite around anymore, his friends are beginning to realize that he never gave a shit about them, since he continues to attack people and continue to risk pissing other people off to the point that they may leak all of this information. It's a real mess, and Sadly Cambion is just too autistic and hypocritical and selfish to be able to comprehend the gravity of his situation correctly. It is clear that he likes to dehumanize other people, even his own followers, regardless of the circumstances.
Attack on Veganism
Cambion's autistic hatred towards veganism first began on February 6, 2018 when a vegan artist tried to stop a fight between him and another person. Cambion then typed some autistic response to the vegan, causing her to call him a troll and block him. Cambion then threw the biggest autistic tantrum of all time, probably louder than any tantrum Chris Chan can make; it was literally the autistic tantrum that was heard around the world.
At first, Cambion couldn't attack this person with anything: she didn't make any attack journals on him nor mentioned him to anyone she knew. Because Cambion had absolutely nothing against her, he had to go pick at shit again and look at her journals to see if there's anything juicy in there. This was where he found out that she was a vegan. What ensued after that was a series of embarrassing journals trying to attack this vegan just for blocking him and trying not to catch his autism. He would create shit post after shit post after shit post attacking veganism just because the person who blocked him just happened to be a vegan. Instead of leaving her alone or attacking the fact that she blocked him, he was attacking veganism, a subject nobody asked for. The reason why Cambion is so passionate about this topic is because he felt like this was the perfect opportunity to use the "new words" Sargon of Akkad and others taught him through their videos debating against SJWs, feminists, and libtards.
As of February 6, 2018, Cambion-Faggot is still acting like a bad ass as he goes around like an autistic retard posting articles like "TRIGGERING TIME: Veganism can rot in Satan's asshole. U mad?" (And in case he hides or deletes the status: https://archive.is/6lNv1) This is also a prime example of evidence against him as far as his "non-existent" harassment goes.
Fail-Seeker
—Fail-Seeker | ||
Fail-Seeker is the older brother of Cambion-Hunter. He is older than Cambion-Hunter by 3 years and is much more autistic than his brother. Unlike Cambion-Hunter, who mostly spends his time acting like a bad ass while making shitty journals, Fail-Seeker spends most of his time favoriting Zootopia fetish art, general furfag art, and cringey farting and inflation art. He will always add at least 300 pictures a day in the mornings and in the afternoons.
Fail-Seeker is mostly seen around his brother, complementing on his shitty journals and posting much more cringey comments than his sibling.
For someone who is older than Cambion-Hunter, he's much more immature and more like a child than his brother is (credit is given): he tends to call people childish names, post short and simple sentences using simple words like a 12 year old, and use, kid you not, Zootpia and Alpha and Omega puns!! If that didn't hit you with cringe, I don't know what will. We have an older brother who tries less at acting like a bad ass and instead goes around like a little autistic child saying shit like "Pawesome" or "Zootacular" or "Fangs a lot".
Sometimes, he will make shitty and tism filled commentary journals like his brother would. What makes him different though is that he targets the furfag community on DA specifically and is much more sensitive. Simply blocking him will cause him to throw a tantrum and tell on his younger brother Cambion that "some meanie was being to him". In the end, you will get two autistic fat retards typing side by side all in one basement trying to "criticize" you while their parents are probably trying to kill themselves for raising such waste of life losers.
—Fail-Seeker | ||
When making a commentary shit post, Fail-Seeker has his own style of writing. Every time he addresses someone in his tard journal, he would always call the person "little boy" literally EVERY TIME.
It's painfully ironic since the 31 year old who's calling all these children "little boys" acts no better than any of them. The real "little boy" is the fucking fat 31 year old virgin who cries to his fucking younger brother to "fuck up *Insert Furfag Here* for hoiting my feewings". Absolutely pathetic.
If Fail-Seeker really wanted to see some Fail, tell him to look in a mirror: according to society, a fat autistic nerd who is more autistic than his younger brother and doesn't have a job is the real Fail. What a positive role-model, kids!
Unlike Cambion-Hunter, who doesn't post actual "art" that he made himself, Fail-Seeker actually uploads...something.
And of course, as the autistic sperg he is, all he ever uploads are a bunch of aspie Death Battle memes, horribly retarded shippings and crossovers between video games, anime, and zootopia, and disgusting, autism-filled Road Rovers fanfiction.
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Autistic Fanfiction
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RoweXJudy Hopps
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Yosuke Hanamura Vs Terriermon
The Incest Sex RP Incident
—Fail-Seeker | ||
—Cambion-Hunter | ||
On January 15, 2018, a leaked snapshot of Fail-Seeker and Cambion-Hunter engaging in an incest sex RP was revealed. It is not sure whether it was a simple RP or something they did in RL, but regardless it really shows the mental state of these two men.
We have two fat autistic men going around on an ART website stirring up shit and harassing people through poorly written and far-fetched journals, acting like they rule the world for making these said journals, censoring others and being hypocrites, and last of all, having incest sex RPs together! Who knows why they chose to have this RP in public where everyone can see their comments.
On March 2, 2018, Cambion-Hunter made a journal denying the sex RP and once again lies to his fans, claiming that the screenshot was fabricated just to make him look bad. This is just another example on how Cambion-Hunter doesn't care for his brain dead and impressionable fans at all.
This screenshot's legitimacy can easily be proven with the use of Photoshop or MS Paint. Here we have the original screenshot, an edited screenshot just for a test, and a random screenshot both unaltered and edited. By simply filling in the image with the paint bucket tool, most of the editing marks begin to appear. Because comments on a web page naturally create a cloud of random pixels around them, editing a comment with Photoshop or MS paint will not only alter the comment, but also the pixel cloud. Therefore, you can see any parts where a section of a comment was removed and replaced or covered up with a paintbrush tool.
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The original screenshot altered
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The original screenshot
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Another Test
As you can see, when the original incest screenshot was painted, the pixel cloud that surrounded the text remains intact. Therefore, this screenshot IS legitimate. Cambion Hunter, however autistically argues in his journal that his comments were hacked and edited just to look like that. That's also hard to believe since the comments definitely sound like something those two dumbasses would say.
But seriously, as if any hacker would care to waste their time hacking someone like him...even if this screenshot wasn't real, that doesn't change the fact that Cambion-Hunter and Fail-Seeker are too cringey autists who go around bitching and moaning on an art site at the age of 30. Furthermore, what is ironic is that they immediately dismiss the image as unciteable. Indeed, perhaps the image is unciteable. However, this can easily happen to be the case with anything on dA- especially since statuses and even journals can be deleted and thus becoming completely unciteable. Pretty fishy business, huh?
The Irresponsible Father Behind Creating This Ugly Creature
Stay tuned for more information. This section is going to be good.
Cambion vs. Trolls
Around March 23rd(2018), Cambion celebrated of the second anniversary of his DeviantArt account. Two years worth of cringy call out attempts directed towards slightly different people. Even though vegans are mentally unstable when also being an SJW, feminist or Antifa supporter, even they are more sane than Cambion and his ideas.
Two years worth of furry sex rps with his brother.
Two years worth of playing on people's nerves.
And still kicking... You know, that's some dedication. Seriously, I've never see people trying this hard to be an asshole towards others. He should be paid for this, he's good at it. It has to be a talent.
Also, apparently some people tried to doxx Cambion and his brother prior to the creation of this section. If anyone would have been wanting and planning to learn about their personal info, then these people would have only been trolls. And even they aren't serious about this stuff.
Other than that, Cambion has been compared to ISIS. However, it seems that he tried to blow this little comparison away, some may secretely speculate that his sick mind enjoyed it.
Besides that, there isn't anything else worth actual commitment to even read. Seriously, Cambion's stuff is really repetetive.
The Ancient Language Of Cambitard
When one visits Cambion's page it becomes immediately clear that this individual may actually be foreign, as he speaks a dead language known as Cambitard. Many online scholars and trolls have banded together to try to understand this unusual and complex language, and after extensive research have had a certain degree in understanding the language. Indeed, it is quite cringe and if one is in short supply of sanity, it is very risky trying to decipher his language. If one is patient and brave enough, however, have no fear: it is possible we may have some translations for you. Indeed, we can confirm that this is an entirely different language due to him inserting many of the words and phrases into his vocabulary quite often in his writing.
- ";)" = "See what I did there?"
- "B-)" = "I'm a badass and you're not actually smart at all."
- ":D" = "I'm autistic!"
- "XD" = "Ecks dee I'm so funny!"
- "LOLZ" = "I am pretty much immature and I know it."
- "ROFL" = "I have extreme immaturity, even if I don't directly admit it."
- "Buddy boy" = Everyone here is my friend and is also boy.
- "Patron" = "Even though I deny being a troll, it is clear you're feeding my ego."
- "You are self projecting again!" = "Only I am allowed to used the "NO U" card! Any attempt to use it against me is immediately null void! DX
- "Said the pot to the kettle." = This means one has stated the obvious.
- Flagged as Spam = "HAH! I PWNT U. UR GONNA GET B& NOW AND I IMMEDIATELY WIN. UR ARGUMENTZ R IZ FAIL. I HATE CENSORSHIP, BUT ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO CENSOR PEOPLE!
See Also
External Links
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Cambion-Hunter is part of a series on Visit the DeviantART Portal for complete coverage. |
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Cambion-Hunter is part of a series on Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
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Cambion-Hunter is part of a series on Visit the Trolls Portal for complete coverage. |
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Cambion-Hunter is part of a series on Visit the Sex Portal for complete coverage. |
