User talk:Demnyx

Welcome, Demnyx

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Mike the Great (talk) 16:47, 22 May 2012 (EDT)

:D

Fuck the devs.

GO AWAY!
NOBODY
LIKES YOU!

plz die

I don't play it. I'm not autistic. Stop making false claims at me or I will sue you for slander. Mike the Great (talk) 17:12, 23 May 2012 (EDT)

Bronies...

I'm Dr. Lorentz, a PhD in psychoanalytics. I recently wrote a paper that will be published in Nature next month about the deviant sexualizing of My Little Pony by man-children who were molested as children by cowboys. I hope you take the time to read it as it may be very educating on the problems you face as a man-child brony. It also discusses several ways to come to terms with your mental defects arising from the chaps and leather boots that stood behind those late nights as a child. Since you seem in desperate need of help now, and likely can't wait for it to be published, I'll lend you some of the insights from my research. First, you must admit you have a problem. Confession is step one of recovery. Tell your parents, tell your friends. Then look inward. Realize that this cannot continue. Realize that My Little Pony is a television show for small girls and you as a man, need to step out of this latching on to idealism of both inappropriate gender and age. Think about the successful people of the world. Do you think Obama would be president if he had been a Brony? Do you think Adolph Hitler could have risen to power had the German populace found out that he had been a brony? No. Look even smaller. Do any of the local small businesses that are seeing success in your town, will you find their owners to be bronies? Again. No.

So in closing, I hope the best for you, but you must overcome this problematic deficit you experience. It isn't healthy. Also it may lead you to infatuation with real horses, which could ultimately kill you. How would your parents feel if they found out this had occurred to you, all because of your obsession with My Little Pony. It isn't too late. Good luck. Lorentz 19:18, 23 May 2012 (EDT)