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User:Circlepuller/Omegle

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi asl?

You: 18/f/belgium

You: you?

Stranger: m 18 too.m london

You: tell me a little about yourself

Stranger: well em a student.nd possibly a nice guy.nd i luv meetin nice girls.

You: okay

Stranger: u shud say sumthn abt urself 2

You: okay will

You: my family is a tad odd for some

You: my mother died when i was 5

You: my dad is now gay and has multiple gay lovers

You: and worst of all

You: i have to watch them have sex in the main room

You: it's horrible

You: and about me

You: i'm red haired

You: somewhat overweight

You: and one of my dad's gay lovers fucked me once

You: i might have aids D:

Stranger: ohk..so wassup? Wats u doin?

You: sitting here

You: on the bed

You: with my laptop

You: it has no webcam sadly

Stranger: u left me speechles!

You: yeah

You: btw

You: my dad's also a nudist

You: it's embarrassing

Stranger: u must miss ur mum badly.

You: i do

You: after she died my life felt ruined

You: a reason why i'm fat

Stranger: i understand..i knw loads of dese nutcases...

You: so you've been there

You: ?

Stranger: no...i m damn straight.,.my neighbour...he seems 2 b gay 2.. I once saw him thru d window

You: that must be embarrassing?

Stranger: he was fuckin anothe guy!!

You: oh no

You: my dad just got home from work

You: his job is at the water department here

You: he doesn't want me to use internet

You: what should i do

You: hurry before he comes inside and eventually to look for me D:

Stranger: ohh...i gues u sht down or if u r firm enuf, u can say dat

Stranger: u r 18 nd r big enuf 2 use d net.

You: okay

Stranger: wat r u gonna do?

You: he still hasn't came inside

You: i might stay

You: i just don't want him to beat me D:

Stranger: yea..dats d spirit...

You: oh no

You: he sounds mad today

Stranger: wat?

Stranger: fuck...

You: he must have had a bad day

You: well i better go

Stranger: probably...u wanna get off d net?

You: yes bye

You: you can say goodbye quick

Stranger: ohk..bye..nd take care.

You have disconnected.