User:Orgasmatron

Please not that this user is a fat tub of lard that contributes NOTHING to the forum or wiki.

"I want to fuck Kaizen in the ass for his voice"

Here's some tips that'll help you get him to end his miserable life sooner:

Call him gay, fag, faggot, homosexual, or a combination of those words.

Call him a nigger.

Say that he's a cutter for liking BM.

Call Latin a dead language and a waste of time learning.

Or you can that the direct route and tell him to just do it now and that noone loves him.

Remember, if you tried hard enough and is persistent about it, he may actually do it. Provided he gets a job that would finance for a twelve gauge.