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Additions and changes

Okay, I've added several info and amended your changes to the main article. The new info and changes are as below:

  • Change from "Battery" to "BatteryIncluded" as "BatteryIncluded" is one name.[1]
  • Expansion to the Starkiller88 permaban paragraph, including the absence of his name at Wikipedia's list of banned users and his baiting of this banned user.[2] Also, added statement: "... and telling him to step back from his computer or any other PCs and kill himself."[3]
  • One new external link to his userpage on Wikimedia Commons.[4]

So, what do you think of it? Regards. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 08:09, 27 April 2013 (EDT)

The additions you made were quite good, I'm changing a couple things around so the timeline makes more sense. I've also got a couple questions, since it appears you've done more research on Starkiller, seeing as you know so much about him.
  • What's so bad about getting a kitten? I think it's kind of sweet of Battery to send to Starkiller.
  • At several points, Starkiller alludes to an illness he recovered from, that caused him to vandalize space articles for five years straight. What illness did Starkiller have?
  • What do you think Starkiller thought was going to happen when he started the Anonymous operation? He said he didn't want anyone to DDOS, hack websites, or demonstrate around buildings, just that he wanted to return "military-level technical controls of Soviet Times". How did he expect this to come about?
  • Starkiller said that BatteryIncluded infected his computer with malware. Do you know if there is any evidence of this?
If you have the answers to these questions, post them here or write them in and I'll read them then. :Nice work, and hope to hear from you soon.
P.S. The List of banned users is not meant to be an all inclusive list of everyone banned. The inclusive list would be fucking enormous.
♥♥♥ Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 23:34, 27 April 2013 (EDT)
To answer all of your questions:
  • It's bad, given BatteryIncluded's (BI) incivility, calling one editor's work as his "Hello Kittys", telling them to leave an article, characterising editors' arguments as "bullshit", and deletion and misrepresentation of other users' comments and histories. These are all completely over-the-top and just a sample of what the Wikipedia community had to put up with; his claims posted to Starkiller88 are clear harassment and are not real (total fabrication and distortion).
  • At several points, Starkiller alludes to an illness he recovered from, that caused him to vandalize space articles for six months straight. BatteryIncluded said that he was "obviously a paranoid person". He did not vandalie space articles five years straight. His articles range from gaming, actors/actresses, fiction, and Malaysia related.
  • When he started the Anonymous operation, Starkiller wanted all the failures within Russia's space industry to be reduced to 0. He said he didn't want anyone to DDOS, hack websites, or demonstrate around buildings, just that he wanted to return "military-level technical controls of Soviet Times". This came about after the failure of Phobos-Grunt, the military satellite Meridian and the August 8, 2012 botched Proton-M launch.
  • Starkiller said that BatteryIncluded infected his computer with malware, the latter said: "... and lately, blaming me for infecting his computer with a computer virus/trojan". No evidence is given, since Starkiller said, "Please, don't infect my computer with your virus or trojan."
By the way, can you incorporate these changes into the main article? Regards. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 09:26, 28 April 2013 (EDT)
I'm still really confused. What you've said so far is all covered in the article. I know what's in the article. I wrote the motherfucker. I know that you think BatteryIncluded is a dick, and I understand he's uncivil, rude, abusive, ect. I don't understand why you're making such a big deal about a kitten. Why is a picture of a kitten insulting? And what illness do you think it was? Paranoia isn't a disease, and you certainly can't recover from it. And with regards to the Anonymous operation, how was a twitter supposed to reduce Russian space industry failures to zero. That's not the way reality works. If you have any new information that can be added to the article, dump it here. Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 10:38, 28 April 2013 (EDT)
I agree with you that BatteryIncluded is about the most uncivil editor Wikipedia has ever seen, and he's rude, crude, dismissive, condescending, and an all around disruptive element. I've seen the administrators here do more for a lot less problematic editors like himself. He claims he's is a full-time researcher and a skilled biologist with a private space station and a cat, and given the lack of interest in dealing with this person, even administrators who doesn't want to take the full brunt of his uncivil behavior have either directly observed it or followed him, I'm wondering if it is true. Yes, I'm still angry about what I believe is fake. Most of the other editors even filed a complaint, but of course, BatteryIncluded doesn't even get his pinky slapped.
The reason why I am making a big deal about a kitten that BatteryIncluded gave him is because BI is simply stupid and pathetic. He claims he has a cat onboard his private space station, and it's insulting because BatteryIncluded wanted him to "get well soon", in reality, he wanted him to kill himself - that's suicide (the "kitten" he gave him is probably a bomb that would have detonated, delivering a blast that is nothing comparable to a C-4 explosive). He also claims that "user Starkiller88 is not a vandal but suffers of a mental condition, making it practically impossible to reason with him", but did not state whether his computer was the cause of it (this led to Starkiller88 making a point to this by "blaming" BatteryIncluded for infecting his computer with malware, as he said). Furthermore, it helps to further his uncivil agendas, calling the editors' work as their "Hello Kittys" and telling them to "take your meds".
The twitter feed was to make the articles about the causes of the failures within Russian space industry to go public, raising awareness. Now, the Anonymous operation known as "Phobos-Gone" is unofficial and fake, and thus it did not made it before it goes official. It is merely a front for Wikipedia vandalism to make a point to BatteryIncluded's statement that no further sample return missions to Phobos were planned.
I've made changes to the article per your comment. His post-Starkiller uncivil dealings with Piotrus, FitJock87 and Medeis are coming soon. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 03:29, 29 April 2013 (EDT)

I'm not getting anywhere with this article. It's horribly unfunny, and sounds exactly like the kind of article a butthurt loser would write. What do you think about starting an article on Starkiller88? He invented an Anonymous operation to win a wikipedia argument. That's pretty crazy. I'll get started on the rough draft, and if you'd be willing to help with the article, you could do the research on Starkiller88, since you know the subject so well. See if you can pull together any dox on him. You are very good at research, I'm sure you can work miracles. Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 03:58, 29 April 2013 (EDT)

Well, I have more obligations than I think, but I can finally get it. To answer Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost's original questions on why you're making such a big deal about a kitten, why a picture of a kitten is insulting, what illness you think it was, it was probably done by BatteryIncluded to take advantage of Starkiller88's ban, which is contrary to the other considerations of Wikipedia's banning policy: Wikipedia's hope for banned editors is that they will leave Wikipedia or the affected area with their pride and dignity intact, whether permanently or for the duration of their ban. As such, it is inappropriate to bait banned editors, or to take advantage of their ban to mock them. He wanted him to kill himself and die, as paranoia (as what BI has stated that Starkiller was suffering from) isn't a disease, and NO ONE can ever recover from it. These claims made by BatteryIncluded himself to mock Starkiller88, just like the administrators he informed (e.g. Boing! said Zebedee), are outrageous, and are not real. Clearly, BatteryIncluded has made one suicide threat against another editor.
I have created the Starkiller88 page on my user space. See it then. — Bryan See Talk | Contribs 01:17, 8 May 2013 (EDT)

redirect to Starkiller88?

this is a terrible attack article that i just noticed since im working on Starkiller88 and im digging for stuff to use in the quotes right now. i really dont want to rewrite this since its obvious that bryan was (and still is the problem, lol hes been banned from OhI) the problem / issue / whatever. rather than killing the page, would it be ok if i just redirect ed it to the actual drama instead of this tl;dr shit?

also ill leave the talkpage here if thats ok. thanks - DL | talk | contribs 18:56, 4 September 2013 (EDT)

Agree, this is horrible article. However, there are certainly nuggets of lulz. I'm also trying to clean up the worst of it, but I think we might be better off rewriting and moving the bulk of the drama into Starkiller88 and leaving BI's page as a stub, recognizing his non-shit contributions to society. So far, Starkiller88 is also shit-quality, but merging most of the BI page into it would help.--Paul Atreides 20:00, 4 September 2013 (EDT)