Talk:Michael Jackson

Please rename it to "Wacko Jacko". It pisses off his sheep fans.Hitmonchan 15:39, 25 June 2011 (UTC)

Screw the haters

Screw you haters on ED, MJ was the king of pop and totally innocent.

Stalker 17:46, 12 February 2012 (EST)User:Stalker17:46, 12 February 2012 (EST)

Ghost of Jacko still at it

From the Sunday Sport a couple of weeks ago:

HE may have been dead almost four years – but Michael Jackson remains pop’s most controversial figure. And his reputation for the outlandish grew last night after an outraged pet owner revealed his MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile.

Brian, who admits he'd been drinking "a bit" on Monday night, said he came to Sunday Sport to warn other monkey owners their pets were at risk of non-consensual buggery by the ghost of Jacko. The attack on Silas would seem to confirm that emotionally retarded sexual oddball Jackson had formed an "unnaturally close" relationship while alive with his own pet monkey, Bubbles.

Full story LOL WUT! --Rab C Nesquik 02:27, 22 July 2013 (EDT)

This article needs a big fix. Bad.

I'd do it, but I wouldn't know where to begin in this mess of fuckery. --MAjOrA 22:26, 16 May 2015 (EDT)