Electronic Frontier Foundation

The Electronic Frontier Foundation

The Electronic Frontier Foundation was founded outside the Internet to protect hackers and free speech. A worthy cause, one might think. The problem is that it has subsequently become a career step for lawyers and careerist creeps.

See also: Liberal guilt

Mr. EFF, Cawy Doctorow, trying to look like he doesn't just want the money.

The Electronic Fuckface Foundation

Once Cawy Doctorow joined the EFF, his reverse-Midas touch had its usual effect. As well as being Mr. BoingBoing, Mr. Disney fan, and all de udder tings, Cawy is now Mr. EFF! No longer dedicated to free speech and action on the Internet, the EFF is totally devoted to the careers of smug attention whores like Cawy. The EFF cries a lot about electronic rights but when BoingBoing decided to delete sex writer Violet Blue, the EFF couldn't be bothered to mention it. Apparently, they care a lot more about Cawy than teh internets.

See also

• Internet Doomsday