StarForce

StarForce is very devastating and the only legal virus in the world. It was designed in secret laboratories in Russia during the Cold War and spread by greedy publishing companies via good video games.

Effects

StarForce is designed to annoy and create chaos in computers and their owners' lives. It also mutates living organisms. Some of the customers are complaining about it in StarForce tech supports forums, but their moderators just ignore them, close their threats and state that StarForce is only a harmless copy protection measure.

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